Dae asks: Which Pokémon Would You Be?

You stare at your computer. Still no updates from the Pokémon side of news. You guess it may still take a while before any news crawls by. Tired, you turn off the computer and get into your bed. “I wish things were more interesting tomorrow”, you think as you fall asleep.

When you wake up, you feel strange. Your head feels weird. Your arms and legs too. Scared, you rush to find a mirror. And when you look into one, you see a Pokémon staring back to you!

Which Pokémon would that be for you? If you could be a Pokémon for as long as you wanted, which one is it? Tell us in the comments! And keep the comments clean of insults or whatever, I can tolerate ‘spam’ but the only thing I hate are meanies! Happy commenting :).

~Daedardus~, wondering where the winter went in Europe (probably on a holiday in America)

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485 thoughts on “Dae asks: Which Pokémon Would You Be?”

  1. I woke up, I feel strange, my head feels strange, my humps and legs too! I’m scared and I rush to find a mirror. Oh sweet lord jesus, what in the world is that?! I’m busting out kicks!!! Woohoo, being LOPUNNY is so much fun! And you know what, I know how to spread this fun boy 😉

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  2. I would be either a:
    Politoed because they always so happy
    Shelgon because i love shelgon to death
    For my legendary i would Darkrai so i could but you all to sleep 😛

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    • just stop. You have no point being here. You never discuss pokemon, you just either spam spongebob vids, or you just make fun of people. So yes, this will be my first and last time confronting you. From now on, we all will ignore you. and i’m sure there is some spongebob forum out there that would be happy to have you. NOW DIE LOSER just stop. You have no point being here. You never discuss pokemon, you just either spam spongebob vids, or you just make fun of people. So yes, this will be my first and last time confronting you. From now on, we all will ignore you. and i’m sure there is some spongebob forum out there that would be happy to have you.

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  3. I’d become a rotom.
    So that way I’ll levitate all the way to Japan…
    find out where there servers are…
    become apart of their appliances thus making me a new form called

    “Bank Rotom”… And then I’d haunt/possess Pokemon Bank to work for everyone

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  4. I would be Mawile. It’s been my favorite Pokémon for a long time (even before Megas were introduced) and I’m so glad many people across the world, including me, are using the little guy/gal in their parties now. Who knows, maybe its escaped the NU tier and become OU.

    As a Mawile, I would snack on gems and use my second jaw to my advantage. On occasion, I would enjoy a bit of Mega Evolution here and there just to test my new power.

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        • I would like them to co exist together. Natural evolutions along with Mega’s.
          I’ve always felt like Stantler could use a real natural evolution. Pretty much every deer based Pokemon evolves except him.

          I want mega’s to continue but I also don’t want them to quit natural evolutions. Syveon gave me hope.

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          • Yep. When he said he wanted things to go back to being simple again cause there was so many moves, Pokemon now etc.. it made me think “thats why their is only 69 new Pokemon”.

            Maybe Gen 7 is right around the corner and going to only feature another batch of 70 or so new pokemon with more mega’s. Perhaps for now on they want to introduce new Pokemon in smaller increments and simpler settings so then we don’t go over 1,000 too soon and run out of ideas or something.

          • I’m expecting more pokemon (because of the simpler mechanics he spoke of as well) and actually after hearing him talk about the game having similer mechanics to red and blue, im not sure about what will happen to mega evolution :/

          • Next game will probably be a reboot of the series of sorts… only feature the new Pokemon to make it as simple as possible, and can’t access the older Pokes until Post Game (just like the original B&W).

  5. I would be a tyrogue, that never evolves they just seem so scrappy and cool, yet cute at the same time, that or a raichu, go thunderbolt! lol

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  6. I would be conkeldurr lol..and alsoSo just found out something interesting….Im EV training this eevee for HP (i want sylveon) in winding woods and fighting a bunch of foonguses and no matter how far I move away from the moss rock it still tries to evolve into leafeon, and it has only raised two levels since ive caught it. I leave the grass and go deeper into the forest and it still tries to evolve lol

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  7. Here you go! This is whats coming up next in your battles! Enjoy! It’s not great, but its what I could do. I cant draw for my life. (refresh, if you don’t know that by now)

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  8. I thought we had a fair amount of new readers joining in the comments. But it seems some of you have changed your profile pictures… But… There are new people too, right?

    WELL. Welcome to all the people I’ve never spoken to before! Pleased you’re all getting along. And putting faces to names is great.

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  9. Can we not put our faces here? It feels like I’m talking to the people in person and I get really shy and limit my funny attitude. Sorry 😛

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  10. Answering the question
    Obviously I’d be a Rhyperior!
    Strong and Bulky, Earth elemental abilities and a force to be reckoned with
    Yet also I’m slow in the speed department, My most powerful attack exerts all of my energy and yet my rough exterior holds a gentle soul on the inside
    Therefore I am a Rhyperior

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  11. In response to the question:
    Reuniclus

    I open my eyes. I feel wet, all over. Oh, god. Did I wet myself? I look down, or rather I try. I don’t have a neck. I can’t feel my nose. Or fingers. Or toes. And I don’t think I have *erm* waste disposal areas. Goo covers my arms and legs. My mind feels stronger. I have these weird orbs floating in my gel. I lay back in bed, and think about how much I want breakfast. I hear noises coming from the kitchen. I’m still not sure how I’m supposed to move, as my arms and legs are so stubby, so as much as I WANT to I can’t get over there to check it out. Or can I think really hard about getting up, and with a jump, I do! I’m floating in midair. How cool is that? I float into the kitchen, and see that the toaster is making me my toast! By itself! Or is it? I can feel a sort of mental connection to it… TO BE CONTINUED!

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  12. Because Disqus was being a roaming Entei, I have to post as a guest.
    Well, I would hope to be a Treecko, then I would have a reason to wear a Fedora and chew on a stick.

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  13. Maybe I could use Spore to model out some of these fakemon, cause I have a really awesome Idea but it’s not coming out right on paper

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  14. My body is shrinking! My pants/trousers are getting loose! I have to hold them up. My teeth are now bucked. I have an odd, chicken like mowhawk spouting from my head and I feel the need to dragon dance! I’m like a lizard chicken love child I must be a…

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  15. With people having pictures of themselves as their avatars, it makes me feel obligated to be honest to them. You can’t lie to a person’s face.xD

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  16. Also Yukibis my Japanese Snowy Owl is coming out so wrong
    I want something tall and ominous, yet a dangerous beautiful, a face to be snow white with black markings that leave it entirely expressionless, but with dangerously agile and merciless

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  17. @ithsme:disqus since you are one of the few people here who know my team can you plea not share it with anyone please 🙂

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  18. I’d probably be one of the pokemon from the Oshawott line, I love them all so much though that I can’t pick. I’d also be mega gyarados if that was a possibility, it looks epic.

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  19. My artistic power is fading me! My hands haven’t drawn anything in two months and now it’s starting to fade away to near amateur!

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  20. Riolu! (its my username) Seriously every time i truthfully awesner pokemon MD sky I get Riolu plus my dad always reminded me of Lucario and im alot like my dad 🙂

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