Staff Note: We’ve had a few share of our commenters pretending to be leakers. While we appreciate rumours, as they give us something to discuss, this practice has become very tiresome. The fact that many of those leakers were deliberately deceiving other commenters is something we do not support. With IAMTHELEAKER confessing their information was fictional, it’s the perfect proof that there are no real leakers who can post here without consequences. For now we, as a team, will be more stringent with leakers. Everyone should refrain from posting excessive amounts of ‘rumours’ outside of the JungleTalk posts. Keep in mind that we will ban someone if we feel they are crossing the line. Please know that those bans also include your normal account, so ‘leak’ at your own risk.
As normal we’re here to bring you this weeks episode of Pokémon Smash! This week we won’t be updating the post live, but there will be a stream and chat for our visitors to watch and take part in.
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Episode Write-up
The anime episode that aired in this weeks Smash was Luxray Vision. After the usual Smash features the hosts of the show took a look at some short footage of X & Y, with Team Flare and Professor Sycamore being the main focus. While the footage didn’t showcase anything new, we learned that the noise for progressing text in a conversation, and selecting option throughout the game will remain the same as previous games.
Next week is set to be the usual for Smash. With no huge details announced for the episode. There will however be a feature on The Pokémon Game Show.
PokéJungle Chat
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This is my virtual song to Team Flare:
Team Flare, I want to thank you. Your team have not been revealed for more than a second of my life and yet, you broke the G.R.A.M.P cycle. You set fire to the rain with your awesomeness and you made fashion seem as though it was a secondary worry. Not only for that but for what you’ll do and the things you will steal. Oh, the money you will earn. Of course, you arne’t what you seem, says so the people yet, I don’t care because your team already set my heart on fire. If I ever break up with you, be sure to tell Taylor Swift: I wrote a song about you. For that I thank. LOLZ 😀
PS: Sorry for the shade but, I couldn’t help it.
I sang it to myself & it’s catchy :]
thanks. 😀
Your welcome! 🙂
Why are you here ? You should be out writing song for the greats ! Or at least spare us from the shit from the likes of Bieber. I believe in you Prince !
I do composing but I’ am HORRIBLE at writing lyrics. Check out my channel at youtube http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqT57A0mhmgl8e–wBKtBMg?feature=em-upload_owner
What about “joke leaks”? I was preparing a “joke leak” (that no one reading would actually think it’s serious, the first sentence already shows it’s a joke) to post here, when I get the time to finish it, as a way to show that anyone can claim to be a leaker without any proof and post any ridiculous stuff.
I already did one, but some of the staff is already familiar with me, so they knew it was a joke. I’d just be careful to be honest. Plus, all there “leaker” posts have gotten pretty out of hand, so it’s probably around that time to stop all together. Oh, and if Moving reads this, I swear, it wasn’t me. I did not just confess because I didn’t do it.
I mopped the floor at Gamefreak once, so I can assure you that I am legit.
Fifth gym leader is Catty Parry, whom uses a sword-fighting cat pokemon, Wussinboots. She has blue hair and will begin singing to her insecure fans every time she feels like she is being ignored granted that she can be “fairy” annoying (hint, hint). She wears a bra that shoots out fireworks, and claims to be the first singer to wear this sort of garment. Though the next gym leader, Ma’dawn’a, who specializes in dark types, claims she was the original leader to boast that bra. She is fairly old, but tries her best to conceal her age with wigs and stealing the youth of children from third world countries. To her dismay, another leader, Mrs. Lala, who specializes in pokemon from the new ‘little monster’ egg group, also wore a sparking cone bra. Though she was also covered in eggs and bacon meat dresses, which led to her poor eating habits, obesity, and thus, her loss of popularity. Therefore, Madawna just ends up ignoring her desperate cries for attention.
Instead of pokemon musical, X and Y touts a new feature, “Women say the darnest things on talk shows”. You have a chance to squabble about random topics with four other women, featuring Goopy Moldturd and Hairy Sheppard.
If you have any questions, just ask me. Also, I found a demo of the game in one of the trash bins at GF headquarters; thus, I can provide additional information about pretty much anything.
oops, I forgot to mention another favorite feature of the game. Goldeen has a split evolution – Pauladeen.
“Pauladeen is a large deep-fried fish smothered in mayonnaise and butter. It learns the new move Butter Lips which has a 90% chance of OHKO.”
I am in awe of the amazing new designs that GF is coming up with.
I drew this from memory, I am 90% sure with +/-95% uncertainty. Let me know what you think.
http://i.imgur.com/oM0RFYh.png
Love the Pauladeen. xD
That would so go on my team! I can’t believe all the hate she’s getting. Thanks to you, I’m going to do something to support her! *rushes to find B2 to nickname Seaking “Paula”*
Find a shiny, they appear to be slathered in a golden buttery coat. The closest thing you can find, until X and Y is released.
When everyone does that, it becomes very annoying, and that’s why you should refrain from doing that.
But I had beenpreparing that joke for some time, and I was going to post it some days ago. The only thing that stopped me was that I didn’t have enough time to finish it.
Save it for another time. There’s been too much in a short period of time that it hardly will be funny. 😉
As anyone uploaded the X and Y gameplay? I missed the stream and I want to see the gameplay.
Going from the trends, don’t count on it. It was really, maybe like one and a half seconds worth of new footage you missed, so it’s not much.
Here u go he shows the footage then talks about it hope that doesn’t bother you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS99Lz0l0w
An area with glowing crystals? Guess we know where we’ll be taking our Magneton and Nosepass.
Rail tracks inside of a cave? Reminds me of Clay Tunnel.
I hope we find glutton Sableye inside that gem-filled cave.
Thanks a lot 😀
your welcome! 😀
Pokemon Smash, I am disappoint.
Pokemon Smash doesn’t usually reveal new stuff.
Yes, but they provide new gameplay or trailers sometimes.
Nothing new from smash this week neither :/ I’m totally believe that it is going to be another eevelution on this generation… I mean in kanto we had eeve, jolteon, flareon and vaporeon… in johto nothing new… In hoenn we had espeon and umbreon… both evolve via friendship and umbreon was made to nerf the psyquic espeon… In sinnoh we have this amazing eveelution’s leafeon and glaceon… beautifull and powerfull and they evolve via rocks (mass rock and ice rock) in unova same as johto nothing new… and with sylveon this new eevelution with this powerfull type… doesn’t seem to overpowered? So gamefreak always give us since hoeen two new eevelution’s and I think that this generation won’t be an exception… I believe that it is going to be a poison eevee to nerf silveon or maybe it will be a dragon eevee to make a balance with silveon… I really wan’t a powerfull dragon eevee sylveon looks great too but a dragon eevee would be AWESOME (:
Actually, Espeon and Umbreon debuted in Johto, it was Hoenn and that had none. Just a minor error, but thought I’d point it out.
oh thank’s (:
Just gonna drop these off here.
These are screenshots which we’re recently uploaded not long ago to Pokemonxy.jp. No idea why there so small, but you can make out a few things.
Look at that water Pokemon battle ;D
the water stage looks awesome!
R/S/E remakes confirmed!!
Really???
No… 🙁
These make me laugh everytime 😀
I love how people try to confirm a remake by Rocks! Also, wouldn’t GameFreak just do a R/S remake not Emerald! R/S make a pair so It would be more logical! But, it was funny!
I know, they only remake the two games not the “sister game” since that is practically a remake. Still couldn’t it be hinting at something? *cough* 3rd Generation reference *cough* lol
hmm, team flare loves money and there colors are red…. The boss is MR.KRABS!!! Jk 🙂
Hahaha that’s brilliant 😀 Imagine there was a pokemon like Mr. Krabs tho :p Like a corphish gone mad 😛
His team will consist of Fire, Water, and Rock types! 😉 He would be a awesome leader!
GameFreak, make it happen 😛 lol 😛 🙂
Hey moving is it ok that I used some screenshots that I took and edited from the Pokémon Smash coverage on my website?
http://wp.me/P3qm7Z-g
I’m in no way taking credit for them and there is a disclaimer in the about section.
I would rather have had Underwater battles than Sky Battles.. But I don’t know.. Sky Battles are a pretty cool addition as well. 🙂
We may have the ability to Dive so, there is a possible for Underwater battles! (BTW if you don’t know Underwater Battles where present in R/S/E/B/W/B2/W2! You can acquire the Dive HM)
I stopped reading at “Drakeon” IF (and this if a big if) they release another eeveelution and it turned out to be dragon type, trust me, they will name it something else besides “Drakeon”, if anytihng maybe “Scaleon”