OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS?!

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I swear to god I’m crying right now I’m laughing so hard.  Ozymandis found this while randomly Google-ing.  Picture accompanied the post (written by a “MrKitty”):

Episode 1: Deep Within the Heart of PokeJungle

One dewy morning, a young Celebi meandered past the trees of Ilex Forest. The leaves of the trees glistened with dew, and the chatters of wild Chatot could be heard in the distance. A strange sense of time drifted across the forest, as if someone had uprooted a tree from Sinnoh’s Eterna Forest and planted it in Ilex Forest. All was calm; there was not a note of dread in the forest.

The Celebi wandered on and on through the vast forest, smelling the fragrant aroma of the sleeping Sunflora. They were still asleep, since the sun had not completely risen yet. The Celebi picked a nearby rose and smelled it as it continued to fly onward. What a wonderful morning, thought the grassy-eyed Pokemon.

As the Celebi sat down on a rock to rest, he spotted a young Tsutarja who seemed to searching the ground for something. He levitated toward the Tsutarja, curious.

“Hi, what are you doing here on such a glorious morning?” inquired the curious Celebi.

The Tsutarja seemed shock by the sudden voice. “Oh, uh, hello!” he responded. His leafy tail wagged from side to side.

“What’s your name, and what are you doing here?” asked the Celebi.

“I’m PokeJungle, nice to meet you! ^_^ Unfortunately, I lost an important object somewhere around here, and I can’t find it…”

“Oh, that’s pretty bad. My name’s Serebii,” the Celebi said flirtatiously. “I’ll help you look for whatever you’re looking for. What are you looking for?” Serebii hopped off the rock and walked toward PokeJungle.

“Oh, nothing important,” said PokeJungle, “it’s just a Gooey Orb that my great-grandfather gave to me before he passed away in fall.”

“I see,” responded Serebii, as he began searching the ground for the Gooey Orb.

For thirty minutes they searched the ground, but neither could find the Gooey Orb. “Ahh, this is taking a while,” joked Serebii, as he crawled across the earth. Then, he felt his head bump into PokeJungle’s.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry, PokeJungle! Are you all right?”

“Yes, Serebii~” said PokeJungle timidly. He giggled softly.

For a long while, they met eyes and looked at each other silently. Serebii felt a strange sensation within his stomach, as though a group of Butterfree were dancing there. He looked back up to PokeJungle, who smiled shyly. Serebii slowly moved closer to PokeJungle, and they exchanged a long, passionate kiss.

When they were done, they looked at each other again. PokeJungle and Serebii both giggled—it was love at first sight. They kissed again, for a longer period of time now, then rolled onto the floor as they engaged in their intense romance. All throughout the morning they made passionate love, as wild Chatot and Pidgey sang from above.

I…I’m quite speechless now.  I can not believe I just read that.  Or maybe I can’t believe someone wrote that.   Ahahahahahaha.

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76 thoughts on “OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS?!”

  11. HAHAHHA this is BEAUTIFUL
    A++++++++++
    What’s Pokebeach’s mascot? We need to write – no,weave the next chapter, where in pure fury he avows to seperate this beautiful union of both his hated enemies. Then after a long monologue about the power of love, he is shown the light, and together they all make sweet, sweet… sandwiches.

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  16. plz tell me that tsutarja(snivy) was female…….if not,then heres my(kinda funny )statment,not trying to be mean about this.this kinda turns into a story

    “in this story,pokejungle and serebii have become gay ding-dongs,and so they must leave the United States on the princess merry merry go F— yourself imagination land,trying to hide their gayness in Peru.where,a flute band,with nothing but blastoise and staru find them having a homo picknick and playing a game of “happy grab-A#$”.oh, hello there:said the flute band. oh,hi:said pokejungle.how are y….. he was intterupted by serebii when he grabed pokejungle’s butt.Are you a flute band?:said serebii,coming back to reality,a little emmbaraced.yes we are:said the band. we are called “pokebeach”,because we are pokemon and play on the beach. cool:said pokejungle and serebii. do you want a sandwich:said serebii.sure:said the blastoise,leader of pokebeach.and so,despite pokejungle and serebii being gay ding-dongs,they made friends with pokebeach,and the live happily ever sence.the end

    well,thats all i got,if y’all like it,or if i offended someone,let me know. also,i dont think serebii and pokejungle are gay ding-dongs,i just thought that would be funny. and thats you local ackward story from your friend,snivy fan. make room on the refrigerater for this,mama! 🙂

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  18. yesterday,i got a naive nature victini.shiny.and i think it was hacked,because it knows v-generate,but its fine with me

    i think victini will keep its japanies name in the english games.i dont think the pokemom comp. will change the graphics of one move because of a name change.i also think victini is a english name

    my victini knows v-generate,psychic,focus blast,and thunder bolt(going to substitute it for thunder once i find it)

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  27. You people need to get off Tsutaja’s/Snivy’s dick. It’s nothing special, and I prefer the fire pig and otter/sea lion lines WAAAAYYYY over the grass snake. It just kinda sickens me how Snivy and its line gets the majority of the attention. Lame.

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    • Um, Snivy was used to represent Pokejungle because it’s basically PJ’s mascot at the moment, and having a Pokemon like Tepig represent PokeJUNGLE wouldn’t really make much sense.

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      • That’s not what I’m talking about at all dude. I could care less about anyone’s stupid mascot. It’s people on this website in general: “Ohmygodsnivy/jalordaarethebeststarterpokemonever!!!!” is basically what the majority of the people on this site are saying. It’s get old after awhile, mainly because I think jalorda is not only the worst grass starter ever, but he worst starter period. It’s a boring snake with an awkward color scheme. I truly don’t understand why its so popular. Enbuoh and Daikenki are so much cooler than jalorda in pretty much every way. But hey, all you trolls, feel free to defend your worthless snake pokemon. I voiced my opinion, now you can voice yours.

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        • I think all the starters of every generation are equal. I obviously prefer some to others but none are ‘better’, ‘worse’ or ‘worthless’ to me. I personally like Smugleaf more than Pokabu or Mijumaru because it has a unique personality. Pokabu and Mijumaru are cute but Smugleaf has this superior essence that I find unique to the series.

          As for the evolutions, they’re all ‘meh’ level to me. I’m dumping my starter as soon as I can because I don’t like any of them. I had high hopes for Pokabu and expected something much more ninja of Mijumaru but that’s how it goes. Most people who raged at the ‘rumour starter evos that we said were false are confirmed true’ seem to accept them now but I just don’t like them.

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  29. Yea…… What do they mean by ” made passionate love “??? Just asking Lol. What?……. (epic music) Your egg hatched into a snelebii!!!

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    • sorry y’all,that was my friend travis that made that WEIRD comment! he doesn’t thing it turns him on,so dont worry,i was showing him the site,and he made a weird comment,i tryed to stop him,but i couldnt

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  34. it was about the story he wrote.i think i might send him back to his home a little early,he sometimes worries me.and if u saw the other comment,he wrote it.i will never show him this site again.i hate how he used my user name,but on my computer,my username and e-mail,so sry everyone

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  36. XDD If you find chapter two, please upload it, I wanna read. Oh, if there are any Vocaloid or Pokerap fans in here, check this out: http://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13004628 A bunch of the producers made a Pokerap of the Isshu Pokemon with the vocaloid Miku, miki, Kaito, Gumi, Rin, Gakupo and Teto (Who’s really an Utau, not a Vocaloid for the record). If you wanna remove the comments flying by, hit the “…” button.

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  39. Okay, I have made up my mind. After a lot of consideration, I want to thank pokejungle and co. for all the things he does, including posts, pictures, battle tips, and all the other stuff. But, I must add, this site if pretty weird. Anyway, keep up what you’re doing pj, you’re definitely the best pokemon news site out there!

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  42. It’d be great of one of those Chatot made it’s way to a pokemon trainer… whispering the things it heard into the trainers ear xD

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