Starter Evolutions? Who cares

Anyone else sick of wasting their brain thinking about it?  😐

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137 thoughts on “Starter Evolutions? Who cares”

  1. We have Masuda coming on Pokemon Sunday tonight, so something big will most likely be put up. If all goes well it’ll show the real starter evolutions (even if they’re just silhouettes [sp?]) and solve this debate.

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  2. I don’t care anymore! It’s driving me up the walls! I am just going to wait for the official reveal, and if it’s not what I had in mind, then tough, I will deal with it! Just no more arguing, please! >_<

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  3. I think the whole thing is hilarious. I mean, look at both sides of the debate:

    “They’re fake because they don’t look like how I envisioned them!”
    “They’re real because so-and-so looks cool!”

    In the end, it all comes down to stats, types and moves. None of these can be determined just by knowing what they look like. Sure, aesthetics matter, but nowhere near as much as the other aforementioned traits.

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    • Not to be rude, but in all honesty, I disagree. While stats matter, I’d rather use a Pokemon I think is adorable or cool looking ages before I’d use an ugly one with bad stats. For example, I’d use a Plusle a million years before a Garchomp worked its way into my party.

      While I’m not sure if the starter evolutions are real or not, I sort of don’t care either way. I’d just like to get the point across that I’m a bit more attached to my Pokemon than if they were just random killing machines.

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    • I’m just sick of reading the same posts over and over again. These are the worst ever. They sucks. I’m sending my starter to the box.

      No matter how ugly people think they are people cannot say they look like kids could’ve made them. Especially the Mijumaru third evolution…

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  4. Yeah, Pokejungle is now my #1 site for Black and White coverage. Serebii has a huge ego, it’s going to their head. As for WPM, hes just frickin’ mean, and a wannabe. Pokejungle rules!

    Here’s hoping they are indeed fake (but I’ll live if they ARE real).

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    • I don’t talk to serebii or WPM everyday, but I think you’re being a little harsh. I mean Serebii trusts a source that has worked before and given him proof.. That is not a huge ego. If anything you would say Serebii is gullible for trusting this guy so much, but big ego?

      And I am not really sure how WPM is a wannabee.

      I love pokejungle, but does that mean I will bash other sites/masters? No.

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      • The only thing I don’t like about serebii right now is he doesn’t post fakes or rumors anymore. Yes he has his reasons, and he was more pissed off then informing the rest of the world they are fake.

        But I think all the pokemon webmasters are good people, they all have reasons to there actions(most of them.)

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      • Ok, WPM isn’t really a wannabe. But he is a hot head, who takes things too seriously and bans people for lame reasons. As for Serebii, I apologize for what I said. He’s just not AS legit as he says. Just goes to show that ANYONE can be fooled.

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  5. I demand that starter gets removed from the banner and replaced with Dento and Yanappu. <3
    Then there should be a some sort of block from using any of the starters names in our posts.
    Problemo solved. n__n

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      • AH, well I plan on looking at the pokemon, but when you reveal stuff about story,characters, all that juicy crap, could you warn that it may spoil something?

        Even if you’ve beaten the whole thing and there is extra crap like Heatran, could you just warn please. I want to be very careful about spoiling anything other than pokemon for myself.

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      • AH, well I plan on looking at the pokemon, but when you reveal stuff about story,characters, all that juicy crap, could you warn that it may spoil something?

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      • its great how u say the rumours to, so we have a chance of knowing things earlier, before i used to go serebii first pokebeach second and pokejungle third but know i go to pokejungle first ! ;)!

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  6. I used to care.

    And then it became a schizophrenic hell spiral.

    Look at these starters they are probably real!
    No they are probable fake!
    Scratch that totes real
    But someone said they faked it!
    BUT NO PROOF; LOOK AT MY SOURCES
    No wait fake maybe
    TOTALLY 99% REAL
    SCIENTIFIC FORENSIC IMAGE ANALYSIS SAYS FAKE (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED)
    REAL
    FAKE
    REAL
    FAKE
    REAL
    FAKE

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    • *Sigh* what bothers me is that we can’t judge the reliability of these “sources”. I’m not convinced by these designs but if these guys are legit I can’t dismiss it yet = =

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    • I’m on both sides. I like Yanappu, and I’m most definitely going to like his brothers, and I will probably end up using all 3 of these cute monkeys on my team. (screw starters)
      But if there are going to be 3 of them, I really doubt that there is going to be an evolution for each of them. Which kinda makes them the Plusle-Minun of 5th Gen, and they’ll end up just being gimmicks, as cool as they are.

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  7. Miju evo will turn into a bipedal samurai otter with a giant shell on his chest for defensives purposes and will have a giant giant shell sword on his right hand for attacking purposes(the sword can be placed on his back,the sword looks more like lance made of a long shellder when in slowking/bro form)he got a kilt covered with tiny shells,overpowered whiskers(like miju first evolution but is 3 on each side and is bigger)there middle sized shells on his shoulder one on each,his head have a pony tail hair,pointed ears,bigs fangs but he keeps iside his mouth like mijumaru do,his tail is like a 3 time more big than miju and have a middle-big shell on the final of his tail,the feet is a combination of miju foot with duck foot,he have 5 fingers on each hand with tiny pointed nails and normal human arms

    special move is shell hurricane,(spin very fast looking like a living hurricane at that speed every shell on his body turns into deadly sharps shells)than attacks every pokemon on the other side doing 135 Water damage but in the next turn he will not be able to move

    name will be derived from samurai and honor

    ps:this my version of final miju evo
    pss:englishh isnt my native language

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  8. THESE STARTER EVOS ARE 4 MORE CONVERSIAL 5TH GEN POKEMON, AFTER VICTINI AND SCOUT RODENT, AS THEY NEARLY GOT WPM ARRESTED AND PUT INTO JAIL, I AM F$&^*(#G SICK OF THE REAL/FAKE CONTRAVERSY, LETS WAIT FOR SEREBII AND CORONIS PLAY THE GAME AND PUT THEIR JOURNEY UP IN THEIR DISCOVERY THREAD TO SEE IF THEY ARE REAL/FAKE, but have heard of the ban game on pokebeach forum, the most popular threads of all time & the fave chat quotes, which includes WPM saying his bro put his foot up his a#$%&, this being witnessed by porygon & he also screws everyone on the forum with this poetry, trying to figure out the meaning of his poem.

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  9. HOW IS FAKE WOTTER FINAL SUPPOSED TO USE SHELL BLADE?

    And obviously the shells are going to evolve into sword-like things because they are in the positions that the sheaths would be for the Wotter 1st Stage.

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    • Also, the Pokabu line would not go from a noticeable-feature such as the red ball-tipped tail to an all black tail without a noticeable tip.

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  10. I was thinking the same thing, because if u think in the past starters, all that were bipedal stayed bipedal, while the others the were on all fours stayed that way, for example Turtwig and Bulbasaur, they stay on all fours throughout their entire evolution line… i know this might not indicate a certain tendency on the part of the creators, maybe because this is a new land and they are making some changes, but for those who, like me, expect these to be fake, there is a little hope if we use past starter evolution lines as reference…

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