I’m re-tooling this post a bit. Some people and outlets decried the coverage of the fake starters yesterday for not being reasonably believable or not 100% confirmed. I would argue though that reading about interesting stuff can be fun, especially when you’re covering a game intended for a primarily adolescent audience. Everyone needs a break from the stresses of life, why fuss over gaming news. Let’s just have fun and enjoy it.

As long as rumors or suspect information is clearly marked as such I think we can enjoy it without shame. No worries, we won’t stop covering them.

Have a good weekend everyone!

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  • Josh Omega

    Doesn’t surprise me verlisify doing this. He always attacks people which is why I ignore all of his videos. That said the rumor discussion is the main reason I love this site so keep it up

    • Daedardus

      I mean, Verlisify is the epitome of psychological projection, complaining about stuff in others that he does himself.

      • Josh Omega

        That describes it perfectly actually. That said fans need to let other fans enjoy things the way they want. I love discussing rumors because it gives us something to do in news droughts. Some people hate rumors and that’s their choice overall

  • Xiao Long For?

    I see the queen of clickbait complains about other places doing rumours because… reasons? Sad. PJN covering rumour actually keeps it relatively alive compared to the game sections of places like Serebii and Bulbapedia.

  • Texas Bug Trainer

    I agree with this completely. I appreciate Serebii for being a reliable source of legitimate news but I appreciate Pokejungle just as much for being a source of rumor and “leaks,” whether they turn out to be true (like Gen 7s starter final evolutions) or not. I can understand why some people don’t care to speculate, but there are plenty of sites they can visit for their purposes. I do like to speculate and I like to analyze rumors and try to figure out if they’re true or not. It’s a fun exercise. I’ve never been able to understand why some people get so upset over someone else having fun with something that doesn’t affect them at all.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I think everyone needs to chill. Everyone has their own way of enjoying Pokemon.Some like ti straight with no fluff and other like having a little bit of whimsy added in that may or may not involve fakes being around. It’s up to the individual to decide whether they think something is real or not when it’s not coming directly from the main source. Even if PJN didn’t have “Rumor” plastered on each of their articles it still would need to be up to those reading it to make the decision of whether ti’s worth believing or not. Attacking others straight up for enjoying fakes is awful. Just because you don’t want to see them doesn’t mean you should keep others from seeing them. People need to stop acting all self righteous about this and just let everyone else do their own thing. If something big blows up that turns out fake then who cares? The truth will be known eventually. IT’s always best to take personal accounting in consideration first before you jump to conclusions and start judging others. Sometimes that’s easier said than done, but everyone just needs to do their best. There is never a good reason to attack others for having different opinions (unless it involves hurting someone). If they’re not hurting anyone then you shouldn’t either. It’s as simple as that.

  • PumpkinLord
  • ShinyXatu

    What a complete idiot, you can’t get mad at people retroactively for covering things that are deemed fake at a later date. I hope he turns into a wolf and runs away into the forest. (Sorry, I don’t like to mince words very much)

  • Sorry but this article comes off as super defensive and kind of pathetic. Who the hell gives a shiit about what Verlisify says? What more can you even say about the guy?
    He’s a hypocrite, he’s petty, he’s brain dead, like… ok whatever, who cares? We all know he’s a tool we don’t need to spell that out another 50 times. Shofu already roasted his ass better than anyone here is going to
    Just ignore him and continue doing what you want. If people don’t want rumors there are plenty of alternative Pokémon sites. This is the one with rumors right in the tag line. You don’t get the moral high ground by responding in a sarcastic and dismissive manor

    But whatever that’s just my opinion

    • Responding*

    • EarthenWarrior

      seriously he’s a twat who fuels his fire with negativity because negativity and salt sells nowadays

      and if we do not feed the flames or even acknowledge them it will burn out

    • Xiao Long For?

      Part of me does feel it’s a bit out of place for a news website, but I can see why PJ is very much annoyed because someone with a large influence in the Pokemon community is constantly criticising his site for what pretty much just amounts to attention bait.

      I do feel the language used in the article does come across as very much defensive at points tho

      • Yeah but does one jackass with a YouTube channel warrant an entire defensive article on a Pokémon news website

    • The issue is deeper than just one individual. There was also no attempt or desire to gain a moral high ground. This is a statement of what we do. Who we are.

  • Deerlia

    Allow this deer to add her two cents.
    The whole argument is stupid, You’re both wrong here…
    I can back up my remarkably blunt statements.

    Pokejungle, as much as I love and respect this place, it’s members, it’s concept… You do produce as a whole many articles that are considered clickbait solely because of presentation, execution, and even a little bit of biased messaging. The way we come off as, is extremely biased towards rumors, most of the members agree they enjoy them, that can be a good and bad thing. I’ve seen the arguments that arise from this, some of them are downright ugly and end with someone crying or leaving. The part that offends me about all this is the way you guys as admins and topic masters handle extremely sensitive subjects and make them personal using your choice of subjects and wording. (Such as but not limited to: Denouncing Logan Paul, How Verlisify is ruining everything, even this article on Fakemon and rumors) This has to stop getting so personal, that’s almost as bad as yellow journalism, which is basically tarnishing your record… The same articles could be produced without getting so personal, so biased, and so focused on agendas. That’s the very definition of political… You guys have to stop picking targets the way you do if you want people to take you seriously, again, these articles don’t have to be personal and could still work with better wording, but as is, no dice!

    However, To all anti-rumor, SJWs, and Public Service Announcers… Would it kill you guys to also not focus on agendas, propaganda, and blacklisting? Dos and don’ts are mostly opinions in this case, and have no solid factual foundation, it’s almost always he said/she said, “But they started it!” or a game of chicken with apologies and concepts. Painting lights black on places is wrong, unless what they stand for is conceptually immoral, and in some cases illegal. This is called slander, and can actually lead to suing and arrests… Being a bully to everyone is a terrible idea, Because one day, you might actually need those people, and you’ll be S.O.L. to you that oppose Pokejungle and what we stand for, you have some points, to hate us for what we are with no reason other than rumors is downright disgraceful. As i stated in the other argument, I don’t think everything PJN does is great, but I am here for a reason, deal with it, or raise a point worth agreeing with, don’t cower behind your followers or videos on Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, or wherever.

    I apologize if this sounds like ranting, but someone has to say it…

    • Xiao Long For?

      um

      SJWs? The site is very, very left leaning, and I’ve seen that put off right leaning members before but I’ve never seen it bad enough to be called ‘SJW’. I’d like to know who you think is an SJW here :p

      • SJW is meaningless at this point lol

        • Deerlia

          I used it for a rule of 3 concept in speech, but yeah, I guess the term is a bit outdated now that I think about it… got any better suggestions for a side that opposes ours as rumor lovers or enthusiasts?

          • People with opinions

          • Deerlia

            Doesn’t flow well, everyone has opinions, but it’s a start~

          • I mean…
            The only one really bitching about rumors is Verlisify so why should we even be talking about this. It’s on a new level of irrelevant

          • Deerlia

            Fair point, but he’s probably got followers now who are going to walk away with that and branch off with their own stuff, it’s like a weed, when one grows, others may be coming… I agree that if it’s only his point at the moment it might be irrelevant, but ideas spread quicker thanks to the internet too, you have zero idea who’s watching atm.

          • Fam do you think this is a unique situation? This happened back in 2016. Hrs a stubborn dickhead this whiny article won’t change him or his fans.

            His fans clearly aren’t self aware enough to think for themselves if they watch his content and this article isn’t goona snap them out of that

          • Deerlia

            That was my whole point, did you read what i just wrote? The whole point is both sides are suffering here, but both sides have problems too! I even typed out some solutions, no one might listen, but they’re there if they want em. I don’t intend to change the world here, I am flawed like everyone else. But you cannot tell me with a straight face both sides don’t have issues that are clogging our cognitive thinking…

          • Verlisify isn’t suffering at all though? He’s making the ad revenue from this “drama”

      • Deerlia

        That’s the competing argument to our site, I never called anyone here a SJW, but those outside of our site exist… It’s sad to think people treat rumors like the devil, but some people abroad do it, some people treat everything we love that way… It’s entitlement complaining that should have no place in our society as it stands.

    • Ty

      The liberal elite SJW media of Pokejungle is all a part of the Clinton Uranium Deal!!! #CrookedPJ

    • … off topic, but I forgot what a SJW was (I remember now) and the second option for what people also ask is what is a Cuck (in tags as it may be offensive to say as it is a sexual term)

  • Xiao Long For?

    So uh

    On a friendlier note, how’s everyone doing? Don’t think it’s been asked in a while.

  • belmad

    Paul, PokeJungle is a great website. I love how anyone can come here and discuss anything anyway that they want. It is the utopia of internet discussions. And in a free environment like this, there occurred almost no occasion that we can bad or unfortunate. I think it is mostly like because of the people coming here having some set of quality because they decide to write a comment on a website that has a certain level of quality.

    As you’ve said you can go on different websites for different purposes. Pokemon fandom does not have monopoly. If you want to see if something is confirmed or not go to Serebii, if you want to learn which move you can teach to your Pokemon go to Bulbapedia, if you want to chat about anything related Pokemon and discuss current Pokemon news in a friendly environment come to Pokejungle.

    If you don’t like here, it’s OK, that’s why there are different options so that you don’t have to come here. If you want to spread your “Pokejungle hate” all around the internet like it is the main reason of child labors in sweatshops then go f*k yourself you little piece of sh*t.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    PJ, don’t make an article about Verlisify. Just confront him and roast his furry ass. Just hope that he isn’t headfirst inside of a dog’s.

  • Ultron

    Shots f*ckin fired and I am living for it.

    People who are anti rumor must live sad, dull lives. Why talk about fun drawings when we can talk about the dialga and palkia event distribution despite them literally being in the games that just released?! So fun.

    • Why can’t we talk about both?

      Honestly if its Pokémon there has to be some news in it

      • Jessie

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  • Maybe if we could actually do stuff like PJT18 we wouldn’t need to talk about this crap

    • PJT18?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Pokejungle Tournament 2018 I assume.

        • But doesn’t she remember what’s happened at every event like that?

          Most drop out, can’t do it at certain times when needed or flat out disappear

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Idk, just saying what I thought she meant.

    • Stay tuned.

      Probably worth pointing out that all of us on the team are actually at a very busy point in our lives. PJT won’t happen yet, but we all hope to have some fun stuff coming up in the coming months.

      Articles like this don’t take away from other things 🙂

      • Sorry that was a stupid fucking comment. I stand by my other but uhhh yeah

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I like discussing rumours here and debunking them together but also talking about possibilities. We got alot of conversation and ideas flowing out of the last ones, which in a slow news period can only be good for the site. I don’t think any of us took any of it as fact because why would we? It was clearly labelled as a rumour. What does it even matter if some people elsewhere think it’s not worth talking about? Perhaps you might get some easily lead people following them like children to the tune of the Pied Piper, avoiding this site or others who discuss rumours, but I’d like to believe most are more free thinking than that. Anyway I’m done talking about it, feel free to offer counter-points if you have the need.

  • PokeManiacCharon

    It’s not posting Fakemon that’s the problem (I wish that was a thing..),

    it’s the fact that fakemon are never a topic unless it’s ones that are posed as potential leaks, when suddenly everyone is talking about them.

  • Butter Geek

    Ughhhh
    Sooooo
    My friend came out as bi (I mean I knew that he thought he might be bi for some time)
    And I think I Might be bi too
    And I think I kinda like him (that way)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Butter’s going to lube someone

    • Then if you are bi and feel that way, then go for it man. Don’t let an opportunity pass you by or the only thing you’ll have is regret

      Take this from a guy who is usually passes stuff by, it ain’t fun and will take a while to heal

    • Daedardus
      • Josh Omega

        Well that escalated quickly 😂

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yee

      • I am at a loss for words looking at this

      • ShinyXatu

        When they heard soccer is “slow”, these two hot studs took things FAST.

        • belmad

          When you said hot stud, I came

      • TheReece25

        Omg… 😂 *Save

    • Josh Omega

      Honestly I would say go for it. Take it from me man you don’t want to have feelings for someone and not share it. Than years later still wonder what would have happened had you said something

      • I agree completely.

        If nothing is said or done than its always a lose-lose situation for all parties involved

        • Josh Omega

          That’s an understatement. Speaking from experience. I wonder a lot after the break up with my fiancée last year what would have happened if I told the girl I liked in 2012 my feelings . Really bugs me now. Like how different would my life have gone? That sort of thing. That’s life I suppose though. Basically butters don’t make the same mistake I did

          • I also have had events like this (way less major as I’m still young, but I guess somewhat valid) I still wonder where would I be if I had done things different

            I guess there always is a new horizon that can form from the ashes, but Butters this could be your shot so don’t let it from your grasp! (So Butters just take both are words and do et)

          • Josh Omega

            Old meme but it fits lol and I think it happens to all of us eventually. We all make mistakes and have to live with them

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51e3c77938565d2a567380ecc2ae59958cc5639a16305cbce89a3bd81053a0d8.gif

    • TheReece25

      Everyone is gay here

      • Butter Geek

        The theme song of The Lego Movie 2

  • Oh, Verlis.You never learn, do you?

    • Golden Govnah

      You aint no hitman

  • Lord of Snails

    You can ignore Verlis. He can only run as far as his leash lets him go. I think people make videos on leaks, but always have a disclaimer. Disclaimers can keep you safe from some crazy things. All 3 of the fake starters could of all be possibly, since the last region related rumor we have is it might be based off of Spain.

  • Butter Geek

    Are PJ Paul’s actual inicials?

    • ShinyXatu

      It’s the initials of PokeJungle…

      • Butter Geek

        I know
        But if he had a surname starting on J
        It would be real cool

        • EarthenWarrior

          My surname is extremely close to Ketchum… nearly everyone mispronounced it

          • Xiao Long For?

            but r u da veri bst

          • EarthenWarrior

            You know I am

          • ShinyXatu

            It’s like it was meant to be, just like how my birthday is Mario Day (March 10).

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well not to be even more predestined

            Ash Ketchum
            Ian Ketch###

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Xiao Long For?

            Ian Ketchup

          • EarthenWarrior

            -__- this isn’t the first time I was called that…

          • ShinyXatu

            (I know your name because you’re my friend on Switch, muahahahahaha)

          • EarthenWarrior

            Eh like it really matters if anyone knows my last name it’s no different than if I was a student at a college

          • Butter Geek

            I actually saw your surname when I found your YT channel on accident (you had your Pj prof pic)

    • Josh Omega

      His real name is actually Paul Juggleson. I thought everyone knew that……just messing man lol it stands for pokejungle I think

    • Don’t know, but if they are that’s pretty cool!!

    • Daedardus

      Nope they aren’t. That’s all you get from me though ;).

      • Butter Geek

        Is he married? Cause then it could still happen

        • Daedardus

          He’s not allowed to marry where he currently resides iirc.

  • Xiao Long For?

    Your favourite Pokemon swaps its base stats with your least favourite Pokemon

    How good is your fave? How bad is your least fave?

    • Golden Govnah

      what if my favorite is also my least favorite?

      • Xiao Long For?

        Then you can rearrange its base stats by swapping values (like you can switch its sixty defense and fifty speed and stuff)

    • Can you mix the stats around or do they stay exactly the same as the least?

      • Xiao Long For?

        Exact same

      • If it keeps the stats exactly the same as the worst then.

        Weavile gains super high defense and becomes competitively dead as defensive Ice types (especially x4 weakness) are usually done for and has next to nothing else as all its stats massively go down

        Toxapex becomes… even more terrifying, imagine it with Liquidation and Weavile’s stats *shudders

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well anything that gains Rhyperior’s massive Hp Atk and Def with any type combo that’s not 4x weak to water or grass is pretty much set

      But that speed will cost em

    • *cries in a corner*

    • Xiao Long For?

      Florges becomes actual trash and Unown will enjoy spamming its literal one attack

    • Butter Geek

      Lickylicky has worse BST than Incineroar, right?

      • Xiao Long For?

        google is friend

    • Josh Omega

      sceptile and bibarel …….I don’t like you right now

    • Kuppo

      Stantler would get an amazing sp attack, too bad he can barely learn any special moves and his attack base power gets worse so it becomes a poorer Pkm overall

      Chandy would beneficiate in speed and…. that’s it

  • EarthenWarrior

    nrrrrr i’m in a fantasy mmo mood these days

    Warrior
    Mage
    Hunter
    Rogue
    Paladin
    Priest
    Shaman
    Warlock
    Druid
    Monk

    pick one…or else

    • Monk

    • Josh Omega

      Warlock

    • Xiao Long For?

      Priest

      • EarthenWarrior

        really i’d assume a Rogue dey can coat their weapons in poison

        or are you more healy healy over stabby stabby

        • Xiao Long For?

          I’m a healer main on Overwatch so take your guess :3

    • EarthenWarrior

      Naturally i am Warrior but i’m not opposed to Shamanism and Monk

    • Mage or Priest are my picks

    • Daedardus

      Paladin, always, forever.

    • ShinyXatu

      Pick Druid because I don’t know what it is.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Nature spells and shape shifting usually into a jungle beast or bear

    • PumpkinLord

      Mage

      • EarthenWarrior

        we’re getting pretty spellcaster heavy…. but i encourage people to pick their favorites

    • Kuppo

      Mage

    • Butter Geek

      Mage or Druid

    • Golden Govnah

      your mom

      • EarthenWarrior

        Priest it is

    • Rogue

  • EarthenWarrior

    now a follow-up

    Human
    Dwarf
    Elf
    Halfling
    Half-Orc
    Tiefling

    • Xiao Long For?

      fairy

      I guess an elf because dwarves suck and it’s the only one I know besides human and dwarf

      • EarthenWarrior

        It works perfectly since we hate each other

        • Butter Geek

          Man you’d really love the Witcher books

    • Human

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dwarf forever

    • Human

    • Kuppo

      Elf

    • Golden Govnah

      your sister

      • EarthenWarrior

        So a female dwarf

    • Butter Geek

      Elf I guess
      The best would be a hybrid of Elf and Dwarf (as long as I could breed)

  • ShinyXatu

    I don’t mean to bring these leaks back into the realm of possibility by any means, but the guy who’s claiming them gave this multi-paragraph tirade in response to someone asking for a timestamp of the picture frames. I really think this guy needs to get his head out of his butt and just comply so that people don’t have reason to question him.
    http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1517551000806.png

    • Kuppo

      Why he got angry over this? He first presented those as leaks from GF for a future game and then he said that he’s the real creator by showing the real art which contains some alterations that made it seem suspicious.

      So he shouldn’t be angry because that kind of reaction is what to be expected after he did tbh

    • Xiao Long For?

      inb4 the conspiracy theories that the leaks are real

  • Xiao Long For?

    It’s really satisfying that Stakata is 4x weak to Brick Break

    • EarthenWarrior

      ….i don’t have a snappy comeback

      • Xiao Long For?

        Because you can’t deny how satisfying it is. The brick Pokemon is super weak to an attack called Brick Break.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Also I needed to take a dump

    • Daedardus

      Should have been 8x.

    • Kuppo

      Finally something that makes sense in the Pkm universe :p

  • Butter Geek

    One reason I’d like to move to london is that I love british accents

    • Golden Govnah

      one reason i wont hit you rn is because I agree

    • Kuppo

      I actually agree

      All of them are wonderful

      • Butter Geek

        Especially John Oliver, he’s so satisfying

    • Xiao Long For?

      It’s cute because non Brits act like it’s all one accent and that half the accents in Britain are actually ugly asf

      not everybody is tracer

      • Butter Geek

        for non brits “British accents” means “Tracers/John Olivers”

        • Xiao Long For?

          Educate yourselves children, this is also a British accent

          • Kuppo

            Wonderful

          • Butter Geek

            Lol The 13th doctor as a Yorkshire accent and I had to watch it with subtitles to understand her saying “Oh Brilliant”

      • Tracer’s voice is perfect

        Nobody is Tracer

        • Butter Geek

          …Except her voice actress

          • Who isn’t even British

          • Xiao Long For?

            I guess Yorkshire isn’t part of Britain now :p

          • Wait

            I thought she was an American voice actor

            I didn’t actually check

          • Butter Geek

            Omg I googled her, she’s so pretty

          • Xiao Long For?

            Nope, her voice actress puts it on. That’s not her real accent.

          • Butter Geek

            but she can pretend it is

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The majority of them sound nice imo

  • Xiao Long For?

    What classical element would you associate with each season? Just curious because it’s relevant to something I was doing.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Spring is Earth
      Summer Fire
      Autumn Wind
      Winter Water

    • Kuppo

      Spring – Earth/Grass
      Summer – Fire/Water
      Autumn – Earth
      Winter – Wind (or ice if you consider it an element)

    • Butter Geek

      Spring earth
      Summer Fire
      Autumn Air
      Winter Water (ice)

    • Xiao Long For?

      Spring: Earth (harvest time)
      Summer: Fire (warmth)
      Autumn: Air (autumn winds)
      Winter: Water (cold)

      Spring and Autumn are opposites (the Equinox seasons)
      Summer and Winter are opposites (the Solstice seasons)

      • InfinityD4

        That’s how Avatar Did it.

    • I believe in

      Spring- Air or Earth
      Summer- Fire
      Autumn- Earth or Air
      Winter- Water

      Autumn is more known for harvests of what I remember (or at least more recognised) and I think Spring is much windier and stormy

    • Golden_Flygon

      Spring: Water
      Summer: Fire
      Fall: Earth
      Winter: Air/Water

    • Spring:Earth
      Fall:Wind
      Summer:Fire (heh)
      Winter:Water

  • Golden Govnah

    no context

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Bringing back my nuzlocke soon

  • Butter Geek

    I NEED OW ON SWITCH NOW

    • Xiao Long For?

      no

    • Limited in game event? Or just sheer want for the game itself?

    • Kuppo

      Unlikely

      And switch’s online services are kinda meh so it wouldn’t be worth it

      • Butter Geek

        I don’t care

        (And they’re probably be updating the OS soon)

    • It’s better on PC anyways

    • Golden_Flygon

      Although that would be nice, I like it so much better on the PS4

  • EarthenWarrior

    siiiiigh such a woefully quiet evening…

    • Butter Geek

      *I kick the door open*
      *I turn my shoulder speakers on*
      *LOUD DUBSTEP WITH BITBOXING AND HOWLS OF WILD ANIMALS*

      • EarthenWarrior

        *Shoots you legally*

  • Butter Geek
  • InfinityD4

    So does anyone here know what Story of Seasons is?

    • InfinityD4

      Its one of the Two Series born out of a thing with Harvest Moon, Story of Seasons is the same series that was Localized as Harvest Moon, while Harvest Moon is now it’s own Series by The People who Published it over here. Confusing. What Bugs me is the Story of Seasons Logo SUCKS.

  • InfinityD4

    Dumb Plot Twists/Bad Writing Time: Palpatine was Possesing Kyle the whole Time.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I have a 2 fold problem. The first part isn’t quite that bad as the solution will come, but the second one won’t be as easy to figure out. First problem is that I realized too late this morning that Phanpy and Teddiursa can only be found up until 10 am…..so now I have to wait until Sunday to try and catch them as I have work early tomorrow.

    Second problem is I’m not too sure about this team. I know for sure Meganium and Donphan are staying, but as for the rest I’m not sure. I’m thinking about taking off Umbreon for Heracross, but considering it doesn’t learn any bug moves until lvl 54 and Fury Cutter isn’t terribly great idk…..What should I do?!?!?!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/667530760d70b698db4198683d3b6f2295f53a22fec9fd1eccfda068d482103b.png

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Use what you like, you’ll probably be fine.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        That doesn’t help haha I mean you speak truth, but it doesn’t help my need to fully plan out a well rounded team lol

    • Xatu doesn’t have the best pool of moves to work with so if you want another Flying type I suggest Crobat, but like Monkeyfuzz said use what you like

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Already used Crobat unfortunately. Trying figure out what else I can use since I’ve used Noctowl as well

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Skarmory

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            That’s such a late game catch tho….Hmmmmm I gotta figure that out. Otherwise good choice. I’ll keep it in mind

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It is, but you’ll have it for Kanto too. It’s likely going to be my last catch, unless Tyrogue is after though I might not use that. Psychic+Fly Xatu is probably OK.

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Ugh….I’ll just have to make decisions as I go. As long as I have a general plan and most of my team is something I know I want I’ll be fine. Thanks for the advice

          • Late catches are worth it to me now after Pawniard and how good it did despite not evolving

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dude you should’ve talked to me, the Heracross king
      It works like this…
      His main gimmick in a playthrough is his STAB moves get stronger the more you use them

      Horn Attack for major damage which you can upgrade to Strength later but combined with his high attack power it makes a big difference

      Fury Cutter which is decent once it picks up speed
      And Rock Smash which lowers defense often softening them up

      Lastly is a free move slot I found Counter helpful in a pinch

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Reversal might be better than Counter.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Hmmmm maybe I’m over thinking it. The only reason I was gonna swap Umbreon out for it was because I want something that’s good against Psychic types. Maybe I’ll make my final decision once I get to Azalea Town. Thanks for your input tho

      • Golden_Flygon

        Totally agree. Heracross is the bomb when it comes to Johto games

    • PercyEspeon

      I like how this is my exact team for Crystal except I am using Furret instead of Ursaring.
      I just need me Eevee to evolve but I forget how long friendship evolves take

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Hi, haven’t seen you for a while, how have you been?

        • PercyEspeon

          I’ve been good, glad school is done for right now, but I’m stressing over being an adult now lol
          and you?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Glad to hear you’ve been doing well. I miss school, it was easier for me, but I’m sure you’ll be fine.
            I’ve been having troubles I don’t really want to talk about here, but am somehow still just about getting through each day.

          • PercyEspeon

            I’m just been tired of school but I know I’ll go back to grad school eventually, I just really want to pin down what I want to focus on from my psych degree.
            Aw, I’m sorry to hear that, hopefully things do get better for you!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well hope you can work it out and achieve what you want.

            And thanks, I hope so.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        I’m gonna load up my Eevee with a ton of Vitamins before I start training it. Hopefully that helps haha

    • PercyEspeon

      Oh and be careful catching Phanpy at least, it can randomly flee from you.
      Source : An angry me from having to deal with this for at least an hour

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Get a Gastly, iirc they are in sprout tower, they learn Mean Look at lv 13, should work.

        • PercyEspeon

          I eventually got it, I’m at Chuck’s gym now lol
          But yeah, wish I knew that then, but I only had an hour before morning was up so I didn’t think I would make it through all that then be able to get it until next time.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, plus Gastly is only at night I think. I might get a spare Phanpy just so I can breed Water Gun onto it since it’s Crystal exclusive.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Thanks for the advice. I forgot Pokemon could randomly flee from you in these games…….

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Does the 3 starter glitch work in Crystal?

    • Xiao Long For?

      Yes but it’s harder to pull off

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I’m not sure how it’s done since on emulator I would just use a cheat. I am considering doing it just so I can maybe use both Cyndaquil and Totodile.

  • Yay I caught Quacklin the Psyduck in W2!! He’s Brave with Cloud Nine for an ability

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’d say Brave isn’t the best for it but you can make use of Zen Headbutt and Aqua Tail I guess.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I know it’s a small thing, but I was actually kind of annoyed they make you set the time at the beginning of Crystal for these VC releases. they could have just changed the games code to not have to do that…

  • Xiao Long For?

    Pokemon can only use moves of their type and Normal-type moves, and only Normal-types get STAB.

    How badly does this screw your faves?

    • I mean, there are some really good Fighting Type moves. I don’t think it screws over Lucario too much

      • Xiao Long For?

        Especially since its Mega promotes using its STAB :p

    • EarthenWarrior

      That means no Megahorn Rhyperior… I love Megahorn

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I wonder why you lose on showdown 🤔

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Infernape:
      Fake Out
      Fire Blast
      Close Combat
      Mach Punch

      Lack of STAB hurts somewhat, but that’s likely the case for most.

    • Weavile- Stay about the same
      Samurott- Kinda f*cked, but will live
      Lycanroc Dusk- Still works well
      Politoed- Looking good to me 😎

    • Golden_Flygon

      At least I got STAB Boomburst for mixed coverage

  • I love it that at one point Megahorn was the most powerful Pokémon move (save Selfdestruct and explosion, but they kill you back) and even the anime notes this in Johto

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I feel like now we have a lot of good moves that don’t need to be over 100 attk power. Back in the day move pools weren’t super diverse so you didn’t have much choice. Now almost every fully evolved Pokemon has access to at least one attack that has power over 80 I think. Or at least 80 anyway

      • Then again every Pokémon with few exceptions gets Hyper Beam and Giga Impact

        • Monkeyfuzz

          The cooldown turn after those generally balances those.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It did the same as Hydro Pump, Fire Blast, Thunder, Blizzard, Mega Kick and Solarbeam, 30 less than Hyper Beam

      • Golden_Flygon

        Speaking of some of these moves, why did GF nerf some of these moves in Gen 6? Like Fire Blast and Thunder weren’t overly OP back in Gen 5.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I don’t know, it was by 10 BP which seems odd, they aren’t the most accurate unless using Thunder in Rain or Blizzard in Hail.

          • Golden_Flygon

            And also the -2 Sp ATK moves (Draco Meteor, Overheat) didn’t need a debuff either, they already have a negative effect after being used.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Someone has probably looked into it, I’m sure somewhere like Smogon have done calculations and derived reasoning.

          • Golden_Flygon

            Possibly

          • Monkeyfuzz

            As far as I can tell it was balancing them and making it more likely they wouldn’t always chosen over their weaker yet more accurate counterparts (Thunderbolt, Flamethrower etc).

  • Luigi301

    I guess am I one of the people against articles on clearly fake pokemon. I’m sorry but I don’t see how it’s fun. It gets people hyped and we haven’t even gotten a piece of gen 8 yet so there’s no point to being hyped at this time. I feel like promoting any fakes just for fun is valid after we know that pokemon is on its way. Yes we have a window of 2018-2019 but still

    • TheReece25

      I can understand your point

    • ShinyXatu

      Think of it this way, if you go full-on with saying a leak is real then you’ll get a whole bunch of praise and attention if it’s true. If it turns out to be fake, then no one really cares because it’s always under the banner of “RUMOR”. It’s really a win-win for everyone to post these leaks because it 1) Attracts attention and 2) reignites conversation during slow periods.

      • Luigi301

        I actually disagree tbh. I don’t see any praise or attention is needed. It gets people hyped because it may not be true and I have read that the japanese in these fake pokemon was so off but people still believed/wanted them to be real. If it ends up being real then what? We praise someone for leaking information that wasn’t supposed to be leaked? And think of it like this, a leak would take a long time for confirmation. Lets speak hypothetically for a sec. If i had information that I knew was 100% real and I shared it. It’s just a rumor. How long till my shared info gets confirmed. I think it’s more exciting when info gets revealed because you cannot know what is real or not.

    • Ultron

      There’s literally nothing to talk about though.

      • Luigi301

        I have seen plenty of pokemon talk here. And lets be honest, nobody stays on topic with the article here or even remains 100% pokemon discussion, so I don’t see the problem. I think if the switch game(s) are coming in 2018 we should get something relatively soon, otherwise a little longer if in 2019 say June with E3.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Ifeel like it brings more conversation though. Like not only just the fake pokemon, but what they want in the game and stuff like that.

      • Luigi301

        you cant really expect there to be pokemon news 24/7, you cant expect that with any series. Thats probably why PJ wanted to change the site to being Nintendo based rather than just Pokemon. Thats just how it is. I’ll give you an example, serenesforest is a fire emblem based site. That site was dead FEH. awakening brought the series to life and so they had plenty of articles then and since these games brought dlc even more to write about. Fates then came around which brought more to talk about. Then came echoes and again more came with it. But now with FEH you can really expect info a lot more because theres new content like every week. Unfortunately for many series, there are long breaks in between games

  • Golden_Flygon

    I’ve been trying to use Doomfist lately, and damn it’s very hard to use him. Like I can get his Rocket Punch ability here and there, but the other abilities are very hard, especially slamming people since I tend to land in front of an enemy and get obliterated. Any tips for Doomfist?

    • Golden Govnah

      use his abilities more in a combo like fashion

      • Golden_Flygon

        I’ll try it out

  • EarthenWarrior

    Another day of SRing all I know is that I’m NEVER going to SR any full odds legendary again NEVER

  • Deerlia

    Grandpa died…
    Waaaaaaaaaah!

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Sorry deer……It’ll be ok. That’s the way life goes. If you need to talk we’re all here for you……

      • Deerlia

        Thank you… *sniff*

    • I send my deepest condolences for your loss my little deer. Sending warm snuggly feels 🙁

    • Golden_Flygon

      That’s so awful to hear, I’m sorry!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Sorry to hear that, you have my condolences, hope you and yours are able to be there for each other at this sad time.

    • Josh Omega

      I am so sorry for your loss. Remember we are all here for you. Sending you a hug your way.

    • Butter Geek

      I’m really sorry for you

  • MenacingCascoon

    Two Things:
    1. I dont see the problem with speculating at all. Even if we know the rumors are fake I think it’s enjoyable to hear everyones opinions. HOWEVER, I can definitely see how it can get annoying if everyone is saying “here are some starters and heres what we ‘know’ about them.’ with no other input. Like we dont need a million videos on that its so annoying. But as long as we get some input Im down
    2. Anyone wanna do Monotype or ranbats on showdown?

    • Golden_Flygon

      I wish I could (for showdown), but I’m out of the house. Showdown doesn’t work too well with my phone sadly 🙁

  • Ok I have a question

    If you were playing a fan game that Sneasel was your starter and your rival had a fighting type which of these 3 would fit best

    Crabrawler, Scraggy, or Meditite (Not asking which you want to use most, but which would be good for a rival)

    • Scraggy is the only choice

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Crabrawler. In the end they’d both be ice types, but basically the opposites of each other. Would represent the differences between you and the rival well.

      • It does make sense and it would make it a tad easier then fighting a Scraggy or Meditite right off the bat

        I’ll explain in a bit why I ask this though it’s a bit obvious

  • Golden_Flygon

    Let this sink in:
    The English release of Explorers of Time and Darkness are almost 10 years old

  • ShinyXatu

    I beat the League in Crystal! Can’t say I was really challenged with the Meganium-Electabuzz duo, but it felt good regardless. Here’s hoping I can one day find a shiny Celebi and also collect the remaining eight badges!

  • Well to explain why I asked my previous question I just wanted to get that trivial piece of info down as I downloaded the software to make a fan game today and am getting some details down so when it comes time to add story to it I have an idea for what I’m doing

    The Starter is though a Sneasel because… Well my favorite Pokémon is Weavile, I want it to be a neat game people can have fun with, so work with what you love and hope people will be happy too (I will dull Sneasel’s stats down because it has 430 bst)

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Ugh….I want to play Crystal, but I don’t want to get any further into the game without catching Phanpy and Teddiursa……Which I can’t do until Sunday……

  • Josh Omega

    Uh guys note this is the same person who leaked the Nintendo switch even last year. What everyone think?
    http://vgculturehq.com/rumor-nintendo-e3-lineup-leaked-skyward-sword-hd-will-be-shown-at-e3/

    • ShinyXatu

      I thought that was an anonymous person on 4chan? Also, why would this person have this information 4 months ahead of time?

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        I mean they plan this stuff well in advance. Also it’s 5 months basically

      • Josh Omega

        Apparently the guy is an insider and leaked out stuff last year. Not sure how he would get everything this early I am just sharing it because I kind of freaked when I saw it lol all I know is if this somehow is true my wallet is in for so much pain.

        • ShinyXatu

          Then HOLY CRAP!!!!! I totally remember that picture he used, so I’m not surprised at all. This is H U G E N E W S!!!!

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Yeah it’s looking like the Pokemon Switch game might be announced at E3 after all. My source even seems to think so as well. This would mean that we’ll get news this year, but the release date will likely be in early 2019 rather than this year. I’d say it’ll come by the end of April. May being the latest.

      • Josh Omega

        Honestly with everything on this list I won’t mind lol if it’s true that is because I want almost everything on here. My wallet needs a freaking break. Looking at this list I would say this year we would get Luigi’s mansion 3 in October at least.

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          It would definitely fill out the rest of this year and start to bleed into the next year. As of now we don’t have anything really announced for the later part of the year. Anything after May we don’t have any dates yet for.

          • Josh Omega

            We shall see what happens. I can see smash or Pokémon this year since online is coming out soon. Either way it’s looking like they have even more plans for the switch

    • Honey that was two years ago now

      • Josh Omega

        Not sure what you are talking about since the Nintendo switch press event happened January 13th 2017. Yes they revealed the switch in October 2016 but we only learned that it was a portable and some un named games.

        • Oh you said leaked the Nintendo Switch

          • Josh Omega

            Sorry about that didn’t realize it. Was freaking so much that I didn’t notice that I didn’t finish typing event lol

          • Lol no problem fam

    • ShinyXatu

      It’s fake everyone, the tripcode isn’t correct. Just another poser.

      • Josh Omega

        Well freaking crap lol

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Oh it’s definitely real. How could you fake that art? It’s exactly like GF. 100% confirmed reel!!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I know right, it’s like Sugimori DX Ultra art or something. I wonder what type it is.

    • Kuppo

      Maining it in smash

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Obviously Gen 8’s Lucario. I have a theory it might be the Gen 5 Legendary Original Dragon too. It could also be the next Uber powerful ‘mon that takes over from Ultra Necrozma.

    • Shady

      That’s look real

    • pajamawolfie

      Alright, don’t tell me: your uncle works for Nintendo.
      XD

      • Monkeyfuzz

        No my uncles’ brothers’ friends’ sisters’ dads’ aunts’ cousins’ grandmothers’ nieces’ godfathers’ butlers’ step-brothers’ fart does though.

  • Butter Geek
  • Jessie

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  • Shady
    • Valoroo

      What set is that?

  • Xiao Long For?

    February: Zeraora reveal (plenty of movie Pokemon revealed in Feb)

    March: Titles revealed for new game, may be XY style with starters and legends but could just be SuMo style with a title and some concepts (like Pikipek)

    June: E3, which will be our first large infodump post-reveal for the new game (3 months after the reveal)

    -XY was revealed on the 8th of January and we didn’t get any significant info (Sylveon and ‘Awakened Mewtwo’ were revealed in February and April but neither had any significant information) after the initial trailer until 12th~ May (a bit earlier actually, but that was a CoroCoro leak) when CoroCoro revealed Fletchling, Helioptile, Gogoat and Pancham. This was a four month space between reveal and first info dump.

    -SuMo was revealed with very little info on the 26th of February and we saw nothing until the 10th of May (when the starters were revealed, as well as the legends without their type or name). This was a smaller (3 month gap) but SuMo had significantly far less information than XY at reveal, and it took SuMo three months to give us the amount of info XY gave us at release.

    December Launch, nine months after the game is revealed.

    – XY was revealed January, launched October (9 months)
    – SuMo was revealed February, launched November (9 months)

    skrenkup dis

    • Butter Geek

      NOOOOO
      They should be an E3 reveal, so they’ll come out march

      • Xiao Long For?

        If the game is coming out 2018 revealing it later isn’t going to change that lol

        March is nowhere near as profitable as Autumn. Which is why nearly every Pokemon game has launched in Autumn. Holiday sales.

        • Ultron

          That is a good point. I’m worried about the quality if that is true. I guess expect another small generation then

          • Xiao Long For?

            If anything I’m expecting these to be good because Gen 7 was a blatant rush job

          • Ultron

            It’s clear some of the islands were just unfinished. Ula Ula, the biggest, somehow felt like the smallest.

          • Xiao Long For?

            I don’t think they feel unfinished, I feel like it was just poor design. The reason Ula’ula feels the smallest is because it has the least amount of settlements sans Poni, but because Poni is designed to be the smallest and wildest it actually fits. Whereas we’re told Ula’ula is the biggest but 2/3 settlements are destroyed.

          • pajamawolfie

            Yeah, Ula’ula had a lot of optional areas: the desert, there was a beach (at least in SM, that’s why I forgot Bruxish existed), the cave was incredibly easy to get through, the sanitation center, maybe even the power plant. You didn’t even have to fool around on Mount Hokulani, just hit the observatory and leave.

            I mean, you barely needed to go through half of it.

          • Ultron

            I suppose poorly designed is a better word. It’s a shame because I think th observatory and Malie City are pretty good, but after that it’s just kind of trash

    • pajamawolfie

      Seems like just yesterday that CoroCoro leaked a tiny blurry picture of the Rockruff standing around in Iki Town, and now I have a stuffed Rockruff 6 feet from me. Ah, memories!

    • Josh Omega

      I can see this happening. That said I hope they do x and y style with the reveal to an extent at least. I just want to see the starters and cover legends lol

  • Ultron

    Cheating on my wonderlocke. Miltank died to some random Gumshoos while I was training up a Gengar (who is destined to die anyway from those frail ass defenses and removal of levitate). Miltank just deserves a better death. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • pajamawolfie

      What Miltank? ;D

      • Ultron

        Just some random Miltank I got in a wonder trade that actually has turned out to be quite good

        • pajamawolfie

          I was just pretending I’d never heard of the Miltank which you *definitely* didn’t cheat on your wonderlocke with. It was a joke.

          • Ultron

            Oops ^-^’

  • pajamawolfie

    Greetings, my dudes. I have been gone for months bc I got a smartphone and started playing Pokemon GO. I’m on Team Instinct and about level 24! Picked Bulbasaur, of course.

    Also, I just saw that Bayonetta games are coming to Switch so I decided to save up for one since the original one is my all-time fave non-pokemon game! I played

    But that’s going to be hard bc I got a full time job, which I was unceremoniously laid off / possibly lowkey fired from after one month!

    I still haven’t finished Ultra Sun (made it to Ula Ula)!

    And I felt like everything needed an exclamation point!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’m also on Ula Ula, about to storm Po Town.

    • Sunniera 2.0

      I have also resubmerged myself back into Pokémon Go. I’m on Team Valor and I’m level 33. Try to see if there are Facebook groups (or other social media) that play GO in your area. I am having much more of a blast tackling raids that I couldn’t do before-the harder Rare raids and the Legendary Raid. I even got a Kyogre. Also I haven’t finished Ultra Moon yet. I am about to take on Hapu.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Body tired, muscles ache, eyes crusty
    Still no shiny

    Weekly dose of well deserved stupidity
    https://youtu.be/H91kBX4ImIM

  • Butter Geek

    Does everyone agree that we’ll get Sinnoh remakes after Gen 8 games?

    • Golden_Flygon

      Most likely. There’s always been a pattern for every new generation of Pokémon on a new console that there will be a remake.
      For example:
      – Gen 3 was the first gen (only one) on the GBA, which had FRLG
      – Gen 4 was the first gen on the DS, which had HGSS
      – Gen 6 was the first gen on the 3DS, which had ORAS

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yes they will be after and not before.

    • Ultron

      I just want it to be Platinum…I hope Gamefreak knows that’s what we want. Not Diamond and Pearl with a predictably disappointing Giratina post game episode.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I feel like if Gen 8 is one game then they might do. But lets face it they’ll do what ultimately makes them more money which will unfortunately likely be the 2 versions. If they did just remake Platinum then I think it would actually sell more as a remake since it’d likely be better but I’m not a business person.

        • Ultron

          I just don’t want to play D/P with a climax that doesn’t involve Giratina :I

          But they did that with ORAS, so I’m not holding my breath…but perhaps Gamefreak is out there listening.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            At least they might add Distortion World.

          • Ultron

            They definitely would, but their post game episodes have been pretty lame to me

          • Emerald still sucked with its Legendary…

            You climb a tower to watch a 20 sec. Scene then you get nothing. I wish you got to catch or just battle Rayquaza to get it to work, not just a wasted trip up a tower

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I mean we know that’s what we’ll get

        • Butter Geek

          Tbh I doubt Gf will stop making 2 versions. They could make them just platinium with the story changed a little bit to be more about Dialga/Palkia. I hope they’ll keep making 2 versions, at 40-45$ each

          • Ultron

            Lol we’re not getting switch AAA titles that are less than $60

          • Butter Geek

            They’ll earn more by selling 2 45$ games than one 60$

          • Ultron

            Unfortunately I don’t think they’re above two versions for the switch at full price

    • Valoroo

      I hope they follow the pattern of UsUm and introduce new Pokémon mid generation, but this time in the style of Sinnoh

  • Valoroo

    Hello! I’m Valoroo and my favorite Pokemon are Marshadow,Jirachi and Masquerain.

    • Butter Geek

      hell(o)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Oh! Someone with really good taste! Sup?

      • Valoroo

        Sup!

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          not much! Tbh marshadow is my favorite pokemon period and I adore masquerain! I bet we’ll get along well. 🙂

    • Hello new mein freund

      How are yee doing?

      • Valoroo

        Good! I’m replaying Diamond rn

        • Awesome bro! After White 2 that’s my next playthrough

          What are you using in Diamond?

          • Valoroo

            My 2 mains are Prinplup and Budew. The rest of my team is falling behind

        • Sunniera 2.0

          Nice choice!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Hello to you Valoroo. Some ice-breaker questions:

      1. What are your favourite types?
      2. Favourite Gym Leader/Trial Captain?
      3. Ever got any shiny ‘mon?

      • Valoroo

        My faviorite types are Ice,Fighting,Ghost and Water

        Faviorite gym leader is… Burgh? Im not sure

        Yes actually! I’m a shiny hunter with my most recent hunts being odd egg magby and wormhole Verizion!!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Verizion is a nice shiny, did you get it yet? If not then GL 🙂

          • Valoroo

            I accidentally reset over one on Christmas and Found it again on New Year’s Day 😉

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh that didn’t take too long then. I’ve reset shiny legends before due to terrible natures but took ages finding them again.

          • Valoroo

            Yeah I got really lucky on reclaiming that one! I’m replaying Diamond so I can reclaim a lost shiny! It was a starly when you pick your starter

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh that’s happened to me before, in Sapphire with Poochyena, I was very upset at the time but bred one for my Alpha playthrough eventually.

          • Valoroo

            That must of been nice! I’ve tried everything for the Starly and Pokeradar is the last option. Loosing a shiny is the worst…. but If you stay determined then you will always reunight with your lost one

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Can you Masuda Breed it in Gen 7? Maybe use the Magikarp Method? Or do you specifically want to get it in Sinnoh?

          • Valoroo

            Getting it in Sinnoh would be nice And I tried breeding but it just doesn’t work for me… It takes away the joy of seeing the Pokémon sparkle

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Hm I see, well GL in your search.

          • Valoroo

            Thanks!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Welcome!

  • Shady

    They said Dialga and Palkia r based on mythology ……….which mythology? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylbzDB1JdSc

    • Xiao Long For?

      Pokemon mythology

      • Shady

        I feel they meaning something else.

    • Butter Geek

      a mix of many diffrent mythologies I assume

      • Shady

        Like wat?

    • Kuppo

      He maybe meant that they’re based on mythology in general. Like the main legendaries from Sinnoh share a structure and story similar to many mythologies in the world

  • Freedom

    This is the reason why Pokéjungle will always hold a special spot in my heart. PJ always remembers that Pokémon is about having fun! Don’t ever change!

    • Who are you?

      • Sunniera 2.0

        That is Freedom. Don’t worry, you are probably not the only one on the forum that is illiterate. I was myself 13.6 seconds into the future.

      • Freedom

        Lurker, long time reader..you?

  • Valoroo

    You have one dream Pokémon in gen 8. What would it be? How good would it be competitively? Bonus: New signature ability and shiny

    • Valoroo

      Mine would be a Pokémon that is always shiny, has a 0.01 percent of appearing in all areas. It’s ability raises the shiny chance by 10-20 percent. It would have the stats of a mythical but the distribution version will have a hidden ability that has a lower chance of shinies then the normal one.

    • Probably a Snowman Pokémon that could be Ice, Ice/Fighting, Ice/Ghost or Ice/Fairy

      I believe it would be a glass cannon and could be good in the right conditions

      Maybe a black shiny to reference Black Ice

    • Ultron

      Now I don’t make fanmons too often, but here’s probably my favorite

      Red Panda (Fire/Fire) This pokemon is obsessed with sugar. It often sneaks down into villages to steal sweets at night time. It uses this sugar for a variety of things, including to feed its young.

      Alternate dex entry: It loves sugar so much that it will roll in piles of it, covering its fur with a coat of sticky powder. Its signature attack, Caramelize, comes from a buildup of sugar that it acquires from grooming itself and its young. It then ignites this, shooting painful globs at its opponent.

      Signature Move: Caramelize. Special Fairy move w/ 100 base power. Has a 30% chance to burn. Slurpuff can learn through breeding

      Signature ability: Sticky Powder – Every time this pokemon is hit by a physical move, the opponents speed drops 2 stages. Sticky Hold as alternative ability. Hidden Ability is Fur Coat.

      Shiny is Blue

      It’s based on the fact that Red Pandas can taste sugars and artificial sweeteners
      This is based on

    • Butter Geek

      Electric/Psychic inventor cat with either Steelworker or a new ability Dismantle that makes all its moves 2x more effective on Steel types. It would be light yellow fur with a Blue thunder pattern and some sci-fi goggles on its head. Shiny would have neon Blue fur with neon red thunders.

    • Kuppo

      A dolphin or snowman pls, I’ve waiting these for years

      • Valoroo

        That reminds me of when everyone thought Marshadow was going to be a dolphin
        I’m glad we were wrong.

        • Butter Geek

          Before USUM was announced I thought Necrozma would have a new Dolphin form (Psychic/Dragon)

          • Valoroo

            Well you predicted the type of its new form

        • Kuppo

          Or when we thought that Marshy was going to be the third legendary

          Good times

          • Valoroo

            When the leaks came out I didn’t even think there were going to be any third legendary like there were no fossils. (i thought Necrozma was going to be an ultra beast) Imagine the surprise of finding it blind.

            I will not spoil gen 8 for myself with leaks.(or at least I hope)

          • Xiao Long For?

            Well Necrozma is a UB, it’s just a legendary UB :p

          • Butter Geek

            For because of that I thought Sun and Moon would have a third version called Pokemon Mars

          • Valoroo

            That is better then Ultra sun/moon and ””’Stars”””’ Don’t the people even realize that the sun is a star?

          • I knew that, but you just made me realize that I missed pointing that out since the beginning

            I am foolish

    • Xiao Long For?

      A Poison/Fairy imp like creature, which is cute but then uses that to lower predator’s guards before blowing a poisonous gas at them. It would evolve into a full on Dullahan Pokemon which has gas coming from around its neck which makes it look like it doesn’t have a head when its spitting out toxic gas.

    • ShinyXatu

      A Dark/Electric three-stage vampire line where the initial one is a little Dark-type gnome with an oversized head that it can’t keep straight, and the final evolution is a giant skinny robed vampire with thunderbolts for teeth. I just came up with this but I love it the more I think about it.

  • Butter Geek

    Okay, Grandayy and Dolan Dark have to be the same person

  • Xiao Long For?

    https://youtu.be/A9sX4VxOK8g

    Okay so everyone swoons over Unwavering Emotions or N’s Bridge/Rescue, but this is hands down one of the best themes in the franchise

    • Valoroo

      I know! It was a totally different then the normal credits themes and it rocks! Especially sense N said those words and this theme started playing

    • Kuppo

      A credits theme doesn’t have any business being that good

      Nor having such an amazing part in 0:55 and 1:24 like srls this is one of the best Pkm themes ever. I’m not even exaggerating

    • PumpkinLord

      5th gen has the best music in the entire franchise. Don’t @ me.

      • Xiao Long For?

        @pumpkinlord:disqus is completely correct

        • Valoroo

          @PumpkinLord and @detoxic:disqus are completely correct. No one can @ you under my watch

      • Only Route 201 Day Theme is better… Otherwise totally agreed

      • Kuppo

        In the DS games they really knew what they were doing with the music

      • Ultron

        Gen 4 is best, this is known.

  • ShinyXatu

    I already got all 16 badges in Crystal…I forgot how easy that is. Now I think I may soft-reset for a shiny Kanto starter before going for shiny Celebi sometime in the distant future. I’ll need to level up considerably in order to beat Red anyway, so that will have to wait.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I didn’t start Kanto yet….IM STILL HUNTING FOR CELEBI

  • Ultron

    I really like this “Lake Ball” from the anime. Wish it was real 😮

    https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/40/Lake_Ball_anime.png/220px-Lake_Ball_anime.png

    • ShinyXatu

      I bet you they’ll add some kind of Pokeball customization feature in the Gen 8 games. Notice how every major Nintendo game on Switch has some kind of focus on customization.

      • Ultron

        I would like that!

    • Xiao Long For?

      Looks like an upgraded Lure Ball. That’d be really cool if every Poke Ball variant had an ‘Ultra Ball’ level upgrade (because the common Poke Ball is the basis for all fo them) that you could forge

      And it’d be expensive (in-game) to do but you could go Premier Ball > Cherish Ball > Master Ball

      • Valoroo

        Isn’t the cherish ball like an event Master ball? Maybe in the Sinnoh remakes you have to use this feature to upgrade your Master ball to a Cherish ball so you can catch Arceus

        • Xiao Long For?

          Well it’s subject to change, but if you hack a Cherish Ball in it’s just a normal catch modifier so I think it’d either come before the Master Ball or be separate from it.

          • Valoroo

            Oh, That makes sense. I didn’t quite understand how the Cherish ball works. Maybe there could be gen 2 regional variants and like Oak, Kurt could have a regional form where he upgrades Pokeballs…

      • Ultron

        That would require them to actually put a decent amount of apricorn balls in the game :I

  • Xiao Long For?

    Kind of a short random thing asking how people perceive the jungle, I think it’d be quite interesting to see

    https://goo.gl/forms/p5SmSFmhPmQFMQWr2

    • Kuppo

      What’s this option 1 thing tho, like there’s not option 2 or 3 or anything, just 1..

      • Xiao Long For?

        It’s the best option obvis god Kuppo :p

    • Submitted

  • Valoroo

    Why is there only one fire type in Sinnoh….. I don’t want to use Ponyta

    • Ultron

      This is why you play Platinum if you want to play through Sinnoh haha

      • Or play Diamond for a challenge

        • diamond sucks

          • I ain’t in the mood to defend from you again so I’ll just let you have this one

            Oh and gl with your Honchkrow, Mismagius, Purugly and Skunktank in Platinum

          • Xiao Long For?

            But Mismagius and Purugly aren’t in Diamond either

          • They are in Pearl (I probably should’ve thought of thinking that through before putting them)

          • id rather miss out on those mons if it means getting a dex that isnt total fucking sh*t, good pacing and a slightly better story and overall game speed. Not to mention a region that isn’t bland and blends together. Or a climax that is actually interesting and resolves the main villain’s character arc while also actually giving him… a character.

            But f*ck all of that because the distortion world is slightly confusing

          • I’ve learned to like both more equally more recently

            So how about get off my back for once

          • Xiao Long For?

            Know yew

      • Valoroo

        I would play Platinum but It costs 50+ dollars and I can find counters to grass types once Primplup and Budew evolve.

  • Ultron

    Gifs you didn’t know you needed in your life
    https://i.imgur.com/guDsIyL.gif

    https://i.imgur.com/JU4ANrg.gif

    • Valoroo

      Is that a shiny Shuckle?

      • Ultron

        Haha yes

        • Valoroo

          lol

    • EarthenWarrior

      Who doesn’t like a good naval

      • Ultron

        Jessie apparently

  • Butter Geek
    • Xiao Long For?

      Those specific atoms or just atoms in general?

      • Butter Geek

        These two, the line is based on Marie Curie (or as Polish people know her Maria Skłodowska Curie)

    • Kuppo

      Hope these Fakemon are polished

    • Polish references again? (Get it because, Polonium? XD)

      • Butter Geek

        Well they’re based on Marie Curie and she was Polish (she names one particle aftr Poland and the second one after the Polish word for “Happy” (cuz she was happy))

  • Xiao Long For?

    Results of that interest form thing I put earlier

    Region that embodies PJN the best
    37.5% – Unova
    37.5% – Johto
    25% – Kanto & Johto (Including the Sevii Islands)

    Favourite Region
    37.5% – Sinnoh
    37.5% – Johto
    25% – Unova

    The ‘Main Character’ of PJN
    3 Votes for Earthen
    2 Votes for Star
    2 Votes for Seraph

    • Ultron

      I’ll break those two ties for ya since I never voted

      • Xiao Long For?

        I closed it so let me go reopen it :p

    • EarthenWarrior

      if I’m a main character im definitely an antihero if in a protagonistic role

      • I see you as kind of a Batman like style

        Good, but dark

        • Xiao Long For?

          I thought Earthen was white

          • EarthenWarrior

            I am 1/8th Dwarf

    • Xiao Long For?
      • Ultron

        aaaand done

        • Xiao Long For?

          u monster

          • Xiao Long For?

            wait were you the one who turned the two way ties into three way ones or were you the one after that

          • Ultron

            I did not make any ties with what I voted

          • Ultron

            I simply had to. I just voted earthen though so as to not create another tie

    • Kuppo

      Ngl it’s actually sensible to put EW as the Protagonist not only he is one who has stayed the longest here but one of the most common comenter since ages

    • Wow, what I picked was most popular in all three

      Unova, Johto and Earthen

  • Butter Geek

    Who started doing the pj anime?

    • Xiao Long For?

      Me, ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages and ages ago

      It was actually inbetween SuMo release and USUM announcement so not even a full year but God was that a slow year for the jungle

      • Butter Geek

        Are you ever coming back to it?

        • Xiao Long For?

          I was never really ‘on it’, it’s mostly just hypotheticals that get good responses but I never follow up on it.

          If you want to do your own version of a PJN based story, go for it. Just make sure the people involved want to be portrayed

  • Xiao Long For?

    An old, old, long as hell form that I found. God that format is baaaad

    https://goo.gl/forms/ebhCQc1EUJM0CkTB3

    • Ultron

      Are you wanting us to complete this lol

      • Xiao Long For?

        No i want people to look at this as an example as to how not do a google form, it’s baaad

        Complete it if you want tho lol but I wouldn’t

    • EarthenWarrior

      Ugh I’m not THAT psychotic to fill this out

    • Kuppo

      Watch as someone is brave enough to feel this

  • EarthenWarrior

    Parts of me want to make a Trainersona Mono Ground team consisting of only my all time favorites…but narrowing it down isn’t easy

    Rhyperior
    Excadrill
    Hippowdon
    Garchomp
    Donphan
    Sandslash
    Nidoking
    Mamoswine
    Marowak
    Golurk

    • I say for you

      Rhyperior
      Excadrill
      Donphan
      Hippowdon
      Golurk
      Mamoswine

      • EarthenWarrior

        It’s just so damn hard!
        But Rhyperior, Excadrill and Donphan are absolute musts

        • Butter Geek

          Then add Mamoswine, Nidoking and Garchomp

    • Valoroo

      Marowak
      Excadrill
      Nidoking
      Garchomp
      Hippowdon
      Donphan

    • Kuppo

      Pick all of these. Only thing stopping is the rule of only having six Pkms per trainer but rules are meant to be broken so

      • EarthenWarrior

        But you know me a stickler for rules and regulations

    • Xiao Long For?

      Ingame? Comp? Storytelling?

      If it’s either of the first two, pick the six with the best chemistry. If it’s the last option, do all of them in a rotation or do one for each Gen. And I noticed that you didn’t have any from Gens 3, 6, or 7, which gives you two open slots for Gen repeats.

      • EarthenWarrior

        I said trainersona ergo storytelling POV

        • Xiao Long For?

          All of them then. Nothing holding you down, and it means your trainersona can rotate between them when he needs to.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I might do that…

          • Xiao Long For?

            Your trainersona up against a pesky Water trainer? Toad their ass. A Grass trainer? Show them who’s (Nido)king

    • Xiao Long For?

      Guess I’ll join in with a Trainersona with a Poison team

      (Mega) Venusaur
      Salazzle
      Toxapex
      Crobat
      Alo-Muk
      Nidoqueen

      • EarthenWarrior

        ACH Mega Venusaur my arch nemesis
        At least you didn’t have Weezing…

        I swear Poison should be nothing but a cakewalk but that damn plant and gasbag always carrying them

        • Xiao Long For?

          Probably because there’s no other good Ground counters, especially since Gengar got grounded

          Also our Nidos would totes be rivals

          • EarthenWarrior

            Mine is savage and mastered quick strike elemental attacks (executing Flamethrower, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam at a faster firing rate)

          • Xiao Long For?

            I’d probably run the same but to make it different from yours mines would probably be Sludge Bomb/Wave, Earth Power, Shadow Ball, Focus Blast

          • EarthenWarrior

            Bleh bla thick fat and wisp is all you got working overtime
            Without them Dey are useless

    • Valoroo

      I’ll do a ghost team
      Chandelure
      Marshadow
      Dehelmese
      (mega) Gengar
      Mismagius
      Froslass

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ehhh Marshmallow might need a substitute

      • Kuppo

        Chandelure = Amazing taste

        Facts

    • I’ll follow Fairy’s footsteps with a water mono

      Samurott
      Politoed
      Seismitoad
      Mantine
      Walrein
      Omastar

      • Valoroo

        Someone else likes Samurott 😀

        • Are you kidding? The whole Oshawott line is one of my favorites!! 😀

          • Valoroo

            My faviorite starter and one of my faviorite water types!

          • OMG same!!!

            I already knew you would fit right in when you came, but you already are on my very good side 😀

    • Ultron

      Dark/Bug mixed trainer
      Volcarona
      Honchkrow
      Megadrill
      Spiritomb
      Vikavolt
      Hydreigon

      • Seems like your a Shiny hunter then huh?

        • sure i guess

          • EarthenWarrior

            eh too many shinies make a bad trainersona team

            i mean its cliche and too easy, i feel the shiny anime pokemon is meant to represent a truly powerful one of a kind

          • i just prefer those color schemes
            fight me

          • EarthenWarrior

            *effortlessly picks you up and toss you off screen*

          • *runs back up and weakly kicks you*

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Glares at you, clearly indicating i will probably eat you or tear your legs off*

          • dont vore me earthen-senpai

          • EarthenWarrior

            never call me that again or i’ll just feed you to Hippowdon

  • EarthenWarrior

    Donphan trainersona details
    Gender: Male
    Ability: Sturdy
    Unique Traits: A notch in his left ear, scars on his armor
    Moves: Bulldoze, Rollout, Sandstorm, Giga Impact
    Tenacious and headstrong, loves practicing its rollout attack, loves having its tusks polished

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh and can use rollout to deflect and defend against attacks by spinning (Unless I just make it learn rapid spin or gyro ball)

      • Xiao Long For?

        I know you interpret the ‘anime style’ thing differently but in my ‘canon’ Entry Hazards and the like can be broken by normal attacks so if you think the same I’d keep Rollout

        • EarthenWarrior

          True but the whole ideas is Donphan’s mastery of rolling and spinning gives him plenty of ideas to write battles

          Him bouncing around like a pinball, he rebounding a water Gun or bullet seed by spinning in place

  • Valentines Valoroo

    I wasn’t even trying to get a shiny!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    How’s Dis? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2ebbf7e999a47fceac0e7b7555b8ea2ef121ab4a5b73a83714b67bc17cf7378.png

    Rhyperior: Drill Run, Rock Wrecker, Megahorn, Metal Burst
    Excadrill: Drill Run, Metal Claw, Rock Slide, Aerial Ace
    Donphan: Bulldoze, Rollout, Sandstorm, Giga Impact
    Nidoking: Earth Power, Flamethrower, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam
    Sandslash: Dig, X-Scissor, Gyro Ball, Rock Tomb
    Garchomp: Dual Chop, Earthquake, Iron Head, Crunch

    • Xiao Long For?

      Rhyperior: Hits hard, can break through defenses, and can do massive burst damage when you’re at a disadvantage. In an anime style enviroment, it works well.

      Excadril: My only issue is Metal Claw, but I understand why you want it. But Iron Head is just better, but it works for you and thats what matters. But tbh I’d envision Iron Head as ‘Iron Drill Head’ which means Excadrill would basically do a Steel-type Drill Run

      Donphan: Speed control and weather setter, no issues there. Earthquake would maybe be better but it’s not an issue.

      Nidoking: Missing a STAB usually isn’t optimal but it has four great moves and Flamethrower + Bolt Beam covers a lot of your weaknesses.

      Sandslash: Kinda covers all your weaknesses, my only issue is Gyro Ball and Rock Tomb being counter-productive: assuming Gyro Ball maintains some of its game origin, Rock Tomb actually works to weaken it. Maybe a Poison move to bolster your anti-Grass defense?

      Garchomp: Nice crossover between lore (Chop, Crunch) and strength (Iron Head, Earthquake). No issues here and Dual Chop on Mega Chomp would probably look cool as heck

      Really good for an anime team

      • EarthenWarrior

        i chose Metal Claw just to realy give a definition to Excadrill’s powerful claws, aside just to give it more slashing momentum

        and for Sandslash the Gyro Ball just to let it spin similar to Donphan honestly i might drop it on the team in favor of Mamoswine or Golurk and the Rock Tomb so it can trap opponents so it can dig underneath them for a combo attack

        • Xiao Long For?

          I’d replace it with Golurk tbh just because it can deal with Airborne foes much better

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yeah sadly Sandslash is better off as my wittle pet Sandshrew <3
            Female
            lives at home at my ranch house

            Dig, Rollout, Metal Claw, Rototiller

            As for Golurk

            Magnitude, Shadow Punch, Phantom Force, Heavy Slam (Unless i need to teach it Fly to actually fly around)

          • Xiao Long For?

            I think it could Fly naturally, you just couldn’t use the attack technique known as fly

          • EarthenWarrior

            perfect
            It slams its fist or foot to create tremors for Magnitude
            Shadow Punch Haymakers that follow you
            Heavy Slam body checks

            and Phantom Phorce to teleport in and out of the shadows

      • EarthenWarrior

        Also you may be asking why none all carry Earthquake
        i am so animoo i follow the Earthquake banning!

        Garchomp only preforms Earthquake when mega’d and under the full effects of Sand Force to unleash a devastating tremor that scars the battlefield

        • Xiao Long For?

          gisp

    • Butter Geek

      Mamoswine is much better than Sandslash

  • Butter Geek

    My trainersona cuz I guess we’re doing those. I’m a dark specialist, I’m nihilistic and self centered (just like real me…).
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2ca90cdb2aaca819e2851913dffe5f9bd29d4e03d9eee3ce4454616369e3549.png

    • Butter Geek

      (my actual hair is brown)

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Malamar and (M)Absol are great choices. Muk and Pangoro are good and I feel less then positive about Incineroar and Muk. Still a well rounded team

      • Butter Geek

        Incineroar is really great, I like persian a lot and I like the others, but not as much

    • Xiao Long For?

      So whats the movesets dood

      • Butter Geek

        I don’t know sh*t about comp

        • Kuppo

          Just make whatever you feel like it’s viable

        • Xiao Long For?

          Earthen didn’t do comp, he did anime style

        • EarthenWarrior

          this is anime inspired movesets

          for example
          Incineroar honestly can have
          Flare Blitz and or Flamethrower (if you prefer him smashing or spewing crotch flames)
          Darkest Lariat or Throat Chop because its signature
          maybe Acrobatics for more aerodynamic ability
          and a personal favorite Cross Chop

          • Butter Geek

            K, I’ll try

            Inci: Flamethrower, Darkest Lariat, Cross Chop, To

          • Butter Geek

            NOt finished gonna edut

    • EarthenWarrior

      I just don’t see you with a Pangoro honestly i feel Incineroar fits that personality as a wicked brawler

    • Kuppo

      Rare to see a person with an Alo Persian on their team.

      But totally respectable because it’s one of the better designed Pkms period

  • Valentines Valoroo

    Everyone says that Girantina is the Pokemon devil but come on, It’s obviously Vivillon, I mean Pokedex number 666 after all. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6aa92a1dc86aa2bb80c338042b56176ebee5f9df32b07b6844f47934ca4cd0ac.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      Sleep Powder
      Quiver Dance

      and Compound Eyes Hurricane….i’ve swept so many teams with one on my NU team

    • Kuppo

      It’s better for Vivillon to remain the 666 just for the sake of extreme irony :p

  • https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0124cf7959a96a29919db0412e3bb84b9575b89d2ac29a76f43d6385f12404ba.png

    Whatever ill go into details no one cares about

    Star (Taylor)
    Fairy Specialist cuz im gay af

    Primarina – Venus
    Female
    kind but shy unless she’s performing

    Gardevoir – Kumatora
    Female
    The oldest on the team and strongest. She’s pretty chill tho

    Mimikyu – Stiches
    idk cant decide
    Quiet and Self Unconscious. Total weeaboo

    Sylveon – Vivian
    Female
    Super confident and happy. Makes everyone around her happy too

    Mawile – cant think of a name whatever
    Female
    Sick of people’s sh*t. sort of kinky. when shes not totally pissed shes extremely annoyed

    Whimmsicott – Whitney
    Female
    Kind of adores drama but stays out of it. Sleeps often. Snarky

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Is the Gardevoir’s name a Mother 3 reference?

      • hell yeah my dude

        • EarthenWarrior

          one of these days i gotta retry Earthbound, i just never figured out where to go

          • its my favorite game ever but yeah it could be better about telling you what you need to do. starman.net has a super helpful guide so dont be afraid to use it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i might pick it up for my 3DS or try working the Wii U again…..

          • Valentines Valoroo

            Do it! The series are some of my favorite games of all time

    • Butter Geek

      Pretty d*mn lucky to have half of the team be shiny lol

      • yeah ok whatever i just like those colors more its not like shinies are worth anything

    • Kuppo

      Never knew Pokemons could also be weaboos

      • EarthenWarrior

        another reason i fear for pokemon being real….

        I could imagine stupid cruel trainers naming their pokemon after animes or memes…….its like a stupid kid naming the family dog L33t 420swagmaster

        • I named my dog Zelda

          how is that different

          • EarthenWarrior

            well Zelda is a actual name, and its not completely asinine

        • Kuppo

          The Pokémon won’t be smart enough to notice their crappy name so

          • EarthenWarrior

            Alakazam might

          • Kuppo

            I can name my (super ultra smart) Alakazam some incredible dumb name like Oppuk and it won’t even notice how stupid the name is

            Pokemon logic is a treasure of self contradiction

          • Valentines Valoroo

            Imaging naming a smart one like Alakazam
            Go Sempai! use Shadow ball! Or a Yamask!

    • Ultron

      Self Unconscious?

      • bitch im tired and sad im not goona double check my spelling

        • Ultron

          It’s fine, you gave me a good laugh

  • zess

    About to do the odd egg duplication and see if I can get me some shiny babies tonight!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      GL, hope it works for you.

      • zess

        Thanks! I’ll probably
        Just fill up two boxes and see if I get anything from that then I’ll set my gaze back on Celebi.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      You can duplicate!?! I spent hours soft resetting! I even purposely skipped over a shiny Pichu!!!! I wish I’d known about this sooner….

      • zess

        Dang that sucks😯 but here’s the guide that I’m using hope it helps ya for future hunts https://youtu.be/gZIBbWlHAWM
        Also this guy has other great videos as well definitely check it out.

        • Valentines Valoroo

          Its fine sense I SOS’d one in Moon but the fact that it was the rarest one makes my heart hurt… at least I got Magby and she is a happy member of my team.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Wait Odd Egg can be Tyrogue? This would be really helpful for me.

          • zess

            Yep. If I come across a shiny I could duplicate it for you.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That’s OK, thanks for offering but I prefer to get my own Shiny ‘mon. I will probably use this one to get a Hitmontop with Hi Jump Kick after evolving it to Hitmonlee and breeding it. Also Shiny Tyrogue is the best of the line, then I’d say Hitmonchan>Hitmonlee>Hitmontop.

  • Alakazam is a Rick and Morty fan

  • Golden_Flygon

    Yo what’s up with all these trainersonas below

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Someone posted one and everyone jumped on the bandwagon

      • EarthenWarrior

        surely you’re not referring to moi

        • Valentines Valoroo

          maybe

      • Golden_Flygon

        Might as well do the same thing (hops on)

  • Valentines Valoroo
    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s the idea behind it?

      • Valentines Valoroo

        Well, Shellos were brought to the highest mountain to deal with the electric types and they “evolved” to absorb and counter them

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Hm, I guess if they are away from water it might work, though I do wonder if they’d just die up there instead.

          • Valentines Valoroo

            It is rainy with a lake at the top. The humid weather allowed them to live but they had to adapt to thrive

      • EarthenWarrior

        Piss Earthen off?

    • Butter Geek

      I have one too, pure Ground

      • Valentines Valoroo

        Nice to see Shellos getting some love

  • Xiao Long For?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/54d857d818d0d1bed9c38a619d2a11b3ed79e73cebdddcda913818cdb41f9774.png

    (Mega) Venusaur – Giga Drain/Sludge Bomb/Stomping Tantrum/Leech Seed
    Toxapex -Liquidation/Poison Jab/Recover/Toxic Spikes
    Nidoqueen – Sludge Bomb/Earth Power/Focus Blast/Shadow Ball
    Crobat – Cross Poison/Acrobatics/Leech Life/Steel Wing
    AloMuk – Knock Off/Poison Fang/Fire Punch/Explosion
    Salazzle – Venoshock/Fire Blast/Dragon Pulse/Nasty Plot

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Really great choices, if I did a Poison one I’d probably have a non-Battling Venonat travelling with me that I carry like Misty with Togepi.

    • EarthenWarrior

      very nice

      • Xiao Long For?

        I feel blessed ;-;

        I know my team vs your team would be a win for you but how hard of a win do you think it’d be?

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s honestly Mega Venusaur i’m worried about
          out of all of them none except Garchomp can handle a Giga Drain

          i see the match untimely coming down to Mega vs Mega where Garchomp’s superior control of the battlefield (and the ability to absolutely tear it apart) leaves the gigantic slow mega venus in a broken crevice where it is struck from underground on the underbelly

          • Xiao Long For?

            And then it’s just a match of Crobat flying around annoying Garchomp :p

          • EarthenWarrior

            ….Garchomp can fly too

          • Xiao Long For?

            Crobat can fly and use moves tho, Garchomp probably can’t use Dual Chop as efficiently because its fins are being used to fly and not for a chopping motion, it can’t use Earthquake anyway, and it’s hard to Crunch something small. It’s P. much god Iron Head and Crobat is probs faster

          • EarthenWarrior


            seems to use Dual Chop just fine

          • Xiao Long For?

            It also seemed to of gotten its ass kicked quite quickly considering Mega Charizard X (which isn’t known for its speed) managed to completely outmanoeuvre it – now imagine the smaller, faster Crobat doing that

          • EarthenWarrior

            well….you’re gey

          • Xiao Long For?

            meybe

    • Butter Geek

      I want a Dragon/Fire Mega Salazzle

    • Kuppo

      Appreciate the use of Toxapex, Crobat, alo Muk (underrated tho) and mega Vena before its normal counterpart

      Also having a waiter as a poison type specialist makes it look like he poisons the food and then serves it like some kind of assassin or something

    • Valentines Valoroo

      I haven’t seen many people talk about poison! Kudos to you

      • Xiao Long For?

        Yeyyy

    • PumpkinLord

      Nice to see another fan of mono poison.

      • Xiao Long For?

        Poison is so underrated

  • Butter Geek

    If we’re talking about type specialists, What are the type specialists in your region (all of em)?

    • I dont have a region

      • Butter Geek

        You really did anwser my question Star

        • Xiao Long For?

          I mean she literally really did

        • Glad I could help

    • Xiao Long For?

      The only two I’ve got on lock are Bernadette (Fire-type blacksmith, a hardened old woman) and a Psychic-type hypnotist

    • EarthenWarrior

      i have them all which are my gym leaders

      Caleb Normal Honor Student
      Rusty Grass Farmer/Rancher
      Token Electric Arcade Owner
      Clara Psychic Soothsayer
      Abbigale Fairy Spoiled Heiress
      Leopold Ghost Blind Violinist
      Eva Dragon Amazon Warrior
      Jayden Fighting Martial Arts Sensei

      Fire Water Flying Rock Elite Four

      Freya Grass Champion
      Ilko Ground Team Quake Leader

      • Xiao Long For?

        So your first GL is Ilima

        • EarthenWarrior

          it was made way before SM

          i wanted to start the game off in a Pokemon trainer school and you get the pokemon through the academy

    • TheNintendoChip

      From left to right (top are current player characters). Note: still a WIP, I’m happier with some more than others.
      Ghost? (seems random, but relevant to the story), Flying, Dragon, Normal, Psychic, Fire (maybe Steel, maybe both?), Dark, Rock. Not Gym Leaders.
      https://imgur.com/JULqQGY

    • Butter Geek

      Fire-*Insert pun name here* E4 member, very attractive girl
      Water-Michelle/Micheal your rival
      Gras-Les (male) gym leader, Forest national park ranger
      Electric- *insert pun name here* gym leader mechanic of a River Electricity generator
      Normal-Typica (f) gym leader, owner of a hotel/restaurant
      Fighting-Clark gym leader, Comic book shop owner
      Dark- Tatiana E4 member Old post lady
      Ghost- Celos (m) Team Autumn leader
      Bug- Verba (full name Verbascuma) (f) Team Spring Leader
      Flying- Gale Gym leader Old lady living in a small House in the middle of the city
      Ice- *insert pun name here* E4 member, very cool guy
      Rock- Professor Pine (m)
      Ground- Professor Fir (f)
      Steel- Svar (m) Gym leader owner of a Metalworks
      Fairy- Dulce (f) Gym leader owner of a candy factory
      Psychic- Philip (m) E4 member
      Poison- Victor your older brother, Works in a very radioactive area
      Dragon- Drakoslav (m) Gym Leader rich talk show host

  • MenacingCascoon

    Time for my Trainersona (even though it’s not really me). I cant of any of RN, so I will just finally make the trainer card to the one I had earlier
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/535b9ebc5451f41db37e045aabb4784aeb78a2bdb3b031a9453327dbcd20d52d.png
    Basically it is a Pokemon Coordinator who is from the Dragon Village in Unova. Who unlike people who want to prove Dragon’s Strength is Battle, I strive to prove Dragon’s ravishing skills in Pokemon contests. I amfrom in the Hoenn Region competing in Contests to be the top coordinator with Dragons. I am very proud of myself, and my dragons. To the point where I am pretty cocky, but I am easily on the best coordinators, and will show off my Pokemon at any instant. I have a major emphasis on the 5 contest labels: Cool, Beauty, Cute, Clever, Tough
    The team:
    Sceptile: Leaf Blade/ Dual Chop/ Quick Attack/ Leaf Storm
    My starter in the Hoenn region. Basically just Ash’s Sceptile very cool, but friendly. This Pokemon is used for my emphasis in the “Cool” variant of Contests. With it’s mega evolution becoming Dragon type, my appreciate grows for it even more.

    Dragonair: Blizzard/ Fire Blast/ Draco Meteor/ Thunder
    Just as it seems it’s a hard hitter, each move it uses brings out it’s ‘beauty.’ That exactly is what characteristic it represents. To be such a beautiful pokemon that it is.

    Shelgon: Defense Curl/ Hydro Pump/ Dragon Claw/ Double Edge
    I obsess with my Shelgon stating that how ‘cute’ it is. Even though nobody ever sees it but me and the judges.

    Latias: Mist Ball/ Dragon Breath/ Reflect/ Shadow Ball
    As a psychic it of course represents the cleverness. I was very lucky to catch one of these in a masterball.

    Druddigon: Dragon Tail/ Glare/ Smack Down/ Iron Head
    Used to represent the toughness of dragon type pokemon. Being very slow but hitting very hard.

    Shiny Noivern: Hurricane/ Boomburst/ DragonPulse/ Steel Wing
    This is used to represent how dragon types incorporate ALL the contest characteristics and is probably the strongest member of my team.

  • zess

    Dang I messed up with the odd egg duplication 😧 hopfully these ten eggs have something.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      How did you mess up?

      • zess

        I when depositing my egg and then switching the boxes which in turn saves the game. I must’ve reset the game too far into the save sequence thus saving at the box instead of the old man, so in order to get more odd eggs I would have to start a new game. But even if I get zilch form these eggs I’ll start a new game after I get my Celebi.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Ah, I think I might have this issue when I come to do the 3 starters glitch, since the timing is more difficult in Crystal apparently/

          • zess

            Yeah it is in yellow all I had to do was stop the game around “The” but in Crystal you have to wait until all the text appears and hit it a second or two after. I practiced with my Togepi to try and get the hang of it. I Should’ve practiced a bit longer I guess😔

  • Valentines Valoroo

    I hope with the remakes going forward, GF make new Pokémon in the style of the generation Ex. New Pokémon in Sinnoh looking like they were MADE in Sinnoh and not the current gen. Now that GF has broken the barrier of one set of Pokémon per gen I can’t wait to see what they are going to do!

  • ok so there was a fake leak made back before sun and moon came out a little after Ribombee was shown and it had a bunch of evolutions for already revealed pokemon and one was of Ribombee and it was like a pop star and if you can find this please let me know

  • Xiao Long For?

    Kinda want to flex my writing muscles a bit, give me a trainersona and their signature Pokemon and I’ll right a few 1v1s

    • just do what i do and write shitty self insert fan fiction

      • Xiao Long For?

        ‘Star woke up. She then banged all the Starbait in the world. The end’.

    • Xiao Long For?

      umm, *write. Lol tf happened there

    • EarthenWarrior

      Alright you and me fancy boi

      Nidoking vs Nidoqueen

    • Kuppo

      What do you mean trainersone, like I have to write a whole character for this question or

      • Xiao Long For?

        just personality, appearance, and then their pokemon really

        oh and a name

        • Kuppo

          Because they don’t have to mirror writer’s personality then

          Name: London

          Main: Clefable

          Personality: Confident yet somewhat stubborn trainer that wants to challenge people stronger that him but terribly fail most of the time yet still believes that he can become the strongest trainer because I said most and not all.

          Don’t judge for bad writing I’m tired rn lol

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Crimson, looks like Hubert
      Signature: shiny oshawott from unova. Level 60 and evolite

  • One of my favorite tracks from Persona 5 so far

    also you all probably dont care but I’m goona start releasing my reviews for games i played in 2017 once i get a bit further into Persona 5

    • Daedardus

      Shame the game’s are so trans- and homophobic.

      • are they? I haven’t seen anything so far. Care to point to specific examples :0

        • Daedardus

          Well, in P4 there’s a dungeon where you have to convert a seemingly transman to accept that ‘he’ just has to stay a woman and don’t undergo sex surgery, and in P5 you have to do something similar to a gay man.

          • Butter Geek

            Well I’m not sure if I’ll ever play this game

          • Daedardus

            Also, the new Catherine, a game also from Atlus has a transwoman depicted as a ‘men trap’, seemingly trying to ‘lure in unknowing men’, which is like the shittiest depiction you can do of transwoman.

          • Huh… well that is certainly shitty.

            So far my main criticism of the game, at least the one that sticks out to me is that Ann seems to be objectified quite a bit more than she really needs to.

            The rest of the game is so fuckin good though that maybe I can overlook those elements? I don’t know fam, I’ll get to it when I get to it I suppose

          • Daedardus

            The game’s are really great, but it’s Japan which is years behind with gay/foreigner issues and it’s just sad to see. It’s one of the most xenophobic societies in the world.

          • Xiao Long For?

            If you’re speaking about Naoto, she’s not trans. She presents masculine to pay homage to her family lineage of male detectives. She doesn’t believe herself to be a man.

            I’m nearly done Persona 5 (read: the only mandatory dungeon i have left is the last one) and I’ve not come across having to pray the gay away lol

          • Daedardus

            Her dungeon is litteraly called ‘secret laboratory’ and depicts a sex surgery facility, and you save her by letting her realise she’s truly a woman and that everyone has to be what they are. She’s not really trans because the underlying message is that nobody is really trans and it’s just a phase you’re going through. That’s what I get from it and that’s a really bad portraitation of gender dysphoria.

          • Butter Geek

            Oh, F*CK THEM

          • Butter a game can have problematic elements and still be good

            If I had to dismiss everything for having small aspects of transphobia/homophobia, sexism, whatever i would never enjoy anything because society has deep rooted issues that creep into media unintentionally.

            As long as it isn’t something like this

            Where it’s explicitly shitty and hateful like… ya know.

            Does that mean we should just excuse bigotry in media? Hell no. point it out, talk about it, but don’t discredit the entire product because of some ignorance in a small segment ya know?

            Thats the perspective of a trans girl living in a transphobic world anyways

          • Xiao Long For?

            Naoto feels she is forced to present as male because she feels she won’t be taken seriously in the job she loves. She does identify herself as female and she’s ashamed of it, so she presents male. That is not what trans is. Naoto would be trans if she was born male and started feeling this or if she was female at birth and identified as a male. Naoto is feeling dysphoric because she feels she can’t express the gender she was assigned at birth, not because she cannot transition. She is not trans.

        • Ultron

          The only 2 gay men in P5 are depicted as pedos

    • Butter Geek

      Maybe you could make YouTube Reviews? More people would see them that way

      • That requires me using my voice so

        nope

        • Butter Geek

          I’m sure it’s Fine

        • EarthenWarrior

          what’s wrong with your voice?

          • Well I mean… it’s not exactly girl sounding

          • EarthenWarrior

            so?

          • I’d just rather not use it until I can get it more femme

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Step on some Lego when you speak, should up it an octave at least once the swearing stops.

          • EarthenWarrior

            you need to use up your testosterone

          • Lol wish it worked that way.

          • EarthenWarrior

            then just have a tank of helium on you at all times and inhale before exchanging dialogue with anyone

          • Xiao Long For?

            Star wants to sound feminine, not like Mickey Mouse :p

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah, Mickey is a guy

          • Kuppo

            Or make her consume soy

          • lol well I can sound like a cartoon character just fine. Falsetto is easy.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fallacio?

          • Butter Geek

            Fallout CEO?

          • Butter Geek

            Yes, she should spend 24 hours doing all the stereotypical manly masculine things, after that all there will be nothing man related in her ever again

          • EarthenWarrior

            or it totally backfires and she grows a mustache

          • Butter Geek

            no, she has to grow a mustache in the 24 hours and then shave it with a machete blindfolded

          • wait no i want boobs not that

          • EarthenWarrior

            i have both

          • Butter Geek

            Face hair to a guy is the same thing as boobs to a girl?… (that’d explain why I like both of them a lot)

          • lol no theyre not it was just funny

          • Kuppo

            Depends

          • Butter Geek

            Huh, that has to suck for you. Well if you were doing YT videos you could edit your voice.

  • Butter Geek

    Does this sound like Anime theme songs?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNzS_vkuE0s

    • Kuppo

      In my experience no…

      But what is this…

    • Butter Geek

      A little bit of context. This genre of Polish music is called Disco Polo and it’s considered to be embarassing and pathetic by the majority of Poles. The lyrics are usually about attractive woman or love. Some people say they sound like anime theme songs and I wanted to check that.

  • Just curious what you all think

    Are gamers (generally) entitled?

    • think*

    • EarthenWarrior

      all the time

    • Valentines Valoroo

      totally!

    • Kuppo

      To have their own opinion or something like that?

      Well yeah but aren’t we all anyways?

      • Well just generally.

        • Kuppo

          Eh, if it’s by your definition that you posted at Butt’s comment then I guess some definitely are (and they have reasons for being like that ngl) but I can’t help to think that that’s just a vocal minority or something like that.

          So my answer it’s no for now.

          • Butter Geek

            Yes, me, your old pal Butt

    • Butter Geek

      F*ck, this is one of the things I still don’t know the meaning of in english

      • Kuppo

        The right to something

      • believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.

        Your english is so good I forget it isnt your first language

        • Butter Geek

          I’ve been learning since I was like 6

    • Butter Geek

      I guess it depends on the person, I’ve seen a lot that are and a lot that aren’t

      • Monkeyfuzz

        “(generally)”

    • Xiao Long For?
      • Butter Geek

        Is it me, or is that “Yes” gay as f*ck?

        • Xiao Long For?

          That’s a gay stereotype you just lost your ally card

          • but hes right tho

          • Kuppo

            Give it back you gatekeeper 👁️‍🗨️

          • Butter Geek

            I’m Bi tho

          • THERE IT IS

            ITS CONFIRMED
            BUTTER CAME OUT TO HIMSELF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
            THE JUNGLE IS NOW EVEN GAYER

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/153f9b2434bce434b9ca46de0c9546b583d44fc41485606d61cfe10cf2ddcade.gif

          • Xiao Long For?

            Different stereotypes than homos tho 👀

          • Kuppo

            Is there even bi stereotypes tho

            Like what are they like

          • The only bi stereotype is that theyre slutty and just want to sleep with everyone
            so… yeah thats a pretty shitty stereotype

          • Kuppo

            Omg this stereotype looks like it was invented by a 5 year old, and most stereotypes are shite anyways so

          • the only bi stereotype I’ve heard of*

          • Butter Geek

            I’m more like I’d wanna sleep with girls, but there’s still some stuff I’d do with guys (tho not lana backwards)

          • EarthenWarrior

            lame

          • Biromantic is a thing ya know

            If you’re sexually attracted to girls but not guys doesn’t mean you cant be romantic attracted to both

          • Butter Geek

            No, I like guys that way. I just prefer to watch than take acton if you know what I mean

          • sub then

          • Kuppo

            To which channel

          • Butter Geek

            all of them

          • Kuppo

            Wow shameless plug in

            *subs anyways* ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • thanks i upload nothing worth your time

          • Kuppo

            At Least you upload something

            Unlike me

          • as soon as i get my girl voice you fuckers are going down…

            to watch my videos

            if i make any

          • Kuppo

            Believe me there’s plenty stuff you can do other than that *insert obligatory lenny face*

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Since everyone else did it:
    Mono Fire
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2cc7c2e44f8139d29f8bf1d79f2236cabd145486e5c69afecca0b098d46be807.png
    Anime sets
    Infernape – Close Combat, Fire Blast, Mach Punch, Flare Blitz
    Houndoom – Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, Thunder Fang, Will-O-Wisp
    Arcanine – Extremespeed, Flare Blitz, Morning Sun, Fire Blast
    Charizard (Mega X) – Flare Blitz, Dragon Claw, Earthquake, Fire Blast
    A.Marowak – Shadow Boner, Bonemerang, Fire Punch, Iron Head
    Volcarona – Bug Buzz, Giga Drain, Heat Wave, Quiver Dance

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Oh! Volcorona is nice. Great team although you do have a ground weakness for most of the team

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s for anime so it’s OK. Also that’s basically a given with mono Fire.

  • Valentines Valoroo

    Going to post this in memory of Iwata

  • Butter Geek

    Fun Fact about me: I never sweared on purpose in my entire life. I always censor it, or don’t finish the word, or usually I just use a non-swear word Kij (pronounced Keey) (means basically a big stick/wooden pole)

    • Xiao Long For?

      I swear a shi! ton so I’ve been practicing using non swears lol (shoot, beach, frick, etc)

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Watch The Good Place, you will learn so forking much.

    • I said son of a bitch when I was four because i fell and couldn’t think of anything else to say

    • Kuppo

      Same tbh, maybe I’m too innocent who knows

  • Butter Geek

    Welp I’m watching a few months old Pewdiepie video and he said this @starstorm295:disqus
    “Why would you like a f*cking character from Splatoon. Like what kind of pathetic waifu is that?”

    • Also pewdiepie;

      “What a fucking ******”

    • EarthenWarrior

      it’s a waifu with tentacle porn built in

        • Butter Geek

          Tho he was talking about Marie in that sentence

          • EarthenWarrior

            she ain’t my type

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’d be lying if i haven’t seen her face a couple times with the subject at hand

          • Kuppo

            TMI is TMI

          • Monkeyfuzz

            TMNT

          • HEROS IN A HALF SHELL EWFJUWGWJKEGW34HG

          • oh i know

            i know too well

          • EarthenWarrior

            eh not a fan of tentacles

          • more for the rest of us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • EarthenWarrior

            good, i got kinks to spare

          • Kuppo

            We know EW we know

          • Butter Geek

            His inicials couldn’t be more perfect

          • Kuppo

            Up top

          • we know earthen

          • EarthenWarrior

            i just like to keep y’all in the loop

          • Butter Geek

            You don’t want to start a convo about subjects in hands…

    • Kuppo

      Proof that all his good taste reside only in the manga insdustry

      • Butter Geek

        and meme industry

        • EarthenWarrior

          unpopular opinion i’m quite frankly done with meme culture nowadays, just a breeding ground for the stupid

          • Butter Geek

            Memes aren’t stupid as long as they’re fresh

          • They’ll get better in the coming months

            December is where it REALLY gets good.

        • Kuppo

          I’m lmaoing rn at the term meme industry but then realize this could be a thing in a near future..

          • Butter Geek

            SONy PIcTuREs AniMATiON PResNtS thE mmEME MOVIe

  • Butter Geek

    Do you think Twintelle and Marine were created to be waifus?

    • They were created to give me a reason to live

      • Butter Geek

        I wonder if they can make a black chick even more Waifu-able than Twintelle

        It’d be like a 3 stage evo line

        • marina is the final evolution you fuckhead

          Twintelle is a split evo between Urbosa and Marina

      • This man is my reason to live

      • EarthenWarrior

        my reason to live…..i can’t post it without causing mass creep out

        • honey we arent sharing everything we all know we’re freaks

          • EarthenWarrior

            Freakout!

        • Kuppo

          Post anyways, it’d be something tame compared to mine anyways 👀

        • Butter Geek

          We all know it’s just havily curved women

    • Kuppo

      What girl created in Japan isn’t?

    • EarthenWarrior

      • Kuppo

        But y tho

        • Butter Geek

          for the p e r v e r t s
          *bill wurtz style jingle*

        • EarthenWarrior

          because people like thicc

          • Kuppo

            =_=

  • Valentines Valoroo

    If you could change one old shiny, what would it be?

    • Butter Geek

      Shush we’re talking bout our kinks
      (this means you’re officialy welcome to Pokejungle)

    • Alolan Ninetails would be cotton candy pink
      Primarina would also have pink hair

      you cant constrain me to just one >-<

      • I’d want Primarina to have red hair with a dark green lower body/tail. And maybe purple pearls

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Red Prima hair so she can be The Little Mermaid.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Garchomp would be crimson

    • Kuppo

      Vanilluxe so it can look like a chocolate (brown) or strawberry (pink) flavoured ice cream and not just a recolor that’s hard to notice

      • Butter Geek

        or just yellow and beige like an actual ice cream cone

      • Valentines Valoroo

        I love that idea!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Only one? I’d make Infernape white where brown is, charcoal grey where white is, silver where gold is, blue flame, silver eyes, dark blue eye ridge like Monfernos. I’d have greens instead of blue to be different but apparently everybody hates green shinies.

      • Valentines Valoroo

        Depends what greens. I like that idea of Infernape

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Maybe Forest green for eyebrow ridge and irises, with mystical neon-ish green flames. It would just look kinda voodoo fire magic, sort of like Alolan Marowak.

          • Valentines Valoroo

            That’s perfect I would hunt it in an instant! I wonder if you can sr on switch🤔

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Good point, I really hope there’s a way. That and I hope breeding ‘mon is as good if not improved.

          • Valentines Valoroo

            I hope at least they bring back a breeding loop

    • Golden_Flygon

      Would’ve loved it if Cradily’s green was a navy blue and the yellow markings and eyes were an electric blue

  • Butter Geek

    Does anyone from here live in Ireland? I may be going on a school trip there in autumn

  • which star is best star

    Wholesome Star
    Bitch Star
    Lewd Star
    Sleepy Star

    vote now on your phones

    • EarthenWarrior

      Star Star

      • im goona put you down under “bitch star”

        • EarthenWarrior

          oh boo

      • Butter Geek

        The 5 Star rated Star Wars the Star-quel Starring Star as Star the Star

    • Butter Geek

      a mix of all of these

      (so regular star)

    • Kuppo

      Starbits

      Silver Riolu star, duh

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Patrick
      Wholesome I guess, less confrontational, shares art and ideas.

    • Shady
      • I don’t wanna go on whatever “journey” you have for me

        • Butter Geek

          *whispering*
          i t ‘ s-c a u s e-s h e ‘ s-a-l e s b i a n

          • its cause i dont trust him when im asleep more so

          • Butter Geek

            but if he was a chick…

          • yeah… wouldnt change much lol

          • Shady

            I will never be a chick even in my past lives

          • how can you be so sure

          • Shady

            Cuz with all my wisdom …..I still didn’t know how girls thinking ……specially those that I love.

          • We’re thinking the same as you fam. We’re all fucked up idiots trying our best

          • Shady

            That can’t be true ….at least in this place …….they enjoying torturing me.

          • It is yo. Once you treat girl as humans rather than some weird newly discovered creature life becomes easier

          • Shady

            So u give me ur advice now…how pathetic I am ………. that’s could be true but I can’t understand how to do it.

          • treat them like you would anyone else. Like people

          • Shady

            I didn’t know that u looking deep in to my personality

          • all people are pretty similar at their core. We just want food, shelter, happiness and love. Once you realize that, interacting with people changes quite a bit

          • Shady

            Yeah Humans r pretty weak

          • Butter Geek

            Star Tbh you never actually got to experience how guys think

          • meh, i still stand by it. We aren’t that different

          • Xiao Long For?

            No but she’s got this thing called empathy that allows her to understand that even tho the two genders/sexes (don’t really know which one applies in this case) think differently it’s not super different to the point that you can’t tell that the other is human lol

          • Butter Geek

            No actually all men are aliens from Uranus that invaded women and told them they need us and most of them believed us

        • Kuppo

          It’s a magical one

          • Shady

            It is

    • Golden_Flygon

      Rad Star

  • Butter Geek

    My brain is stuck on the thought of how weird it is that my favourite mon’s shiny turned out to be the same colours as my country’s flag

  • Butter Geek

    POST YOUR FIRST WAIFU EVER NOW
    https://pm1.narvii.com/6387/ebeeb54b64b8e29b0ee12729b7039fd2dd4793c7_hq.jpg
    (I know this is a pretty new show, I know, I got into waifus late)

  • Golden_Flygon

    I’m a little late to trainersona, but oddly enough, Disqus keeps on saying that I need to be logged in to post an image, which I am.
    Anyway:

    Flygon (Sandstorm)
    Male
    Levitate
    Dragonium-Z
    – Earthquake
    – Fire Punch
    – Draco Meteor
    – Dragon Claw
    Usually reserved at first, but warms up to people after a couple hours. Very honorable and brave.

    Metagross (Eric)
    Male
    Clear Body/Tough Claws
    Metagrossite
    – Meteor Mash
    – Zen Headbutt
    – Ice Punch
    – Flash Cannon
    Is unusually jolly compared to the rest of his species, laughing off anything that would bother him.

    Cradily (Lily)
    Female
    Storm Drain
    Leftovers
    – Giga Drain
    – Stone Edge
    – Recover
    – Mirror Coat
    Very sarcastic and humorous, but cautious and thoughtful of the new world she’s now lives in.

    Dedenne (Mango)
    Male
    Cheek Pouch
    Petaya Berry
    – Super Fang
    – Volt Switch
    – Grass Knot
    – Thunderbolt
    Very mischievous but naive, often getting into trouble.

    Kingdra (Curry)
    Male
    Swift Swim
    Expert Belt
    – Rain Dance
    – Outrage
    – Hydro Pump
    – Ice Beam
    Comes across as serious and very polite, yet is surprisingly gluttonous because of burning a lot of calories in Swift Swim.

    Magmortar (Apex)
    Male
    Vital Spirit
    Wide Lens
    – Fire Blast
    – Flamethrower
    – Thunderbolt
    – Focus Blast
    Very cunning and brilliant, likes to show off his battling skills. A bit arrogant.

    • Butter Geek

      Same with disqus

    • Xiao Long For?

      Cool team dude, don’t see a Dedenne or Magmortar everyday :0

      • Golden_Flygon

        Thanks, the two of them won my heart instantaneously 😀

  • PumpkinLord

    Finally made my own trainer card so here it is. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e74692aff61c24de6a99340150189c972b79146b5fe53fa73a9357497cadda7c.png
    Now for the sets:
    Umbreon: Item: leftovers
    -confuse ray
    -moonlight
    -dark pulse
    -double team;
    Zoroark: Item: life orb
    -knock off
    -sucker punch
    -low kick
    -swords dance
    Hydreigon: Item: choice specs
    -draco meteor
    -dark pulse
    -fire blast
    -focus blast
    Sableye: Item: sablenite
    -Recover
    -Calm mind
    -Shadow ball
    -Toxic
    Bisharp: Item: life orb
    -night slash
    -iron head
    -sucker punch
    -swords dance
    Houndoom: item: darkinium z
    -fire blast
    -dark pulse
    -sludge bomb
    -nasty plot

    I also made my own E4, ignore the fact that they don’t have eight badges. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d7d778cc11015b7b32356787e56b6b4d23a2eef737e416563accf19eb254f8e.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a64e0bb523fc19a795ba6ec1fbc8b571e3afa35776d01085e614161b9eeea5d2.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/72e32b2492ca5210c06ae2ceb04ffd70dc459ec5aeffbcae4de4a54e04594cd7.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/57be77a75e952bf5fb905f6ba60fc21da80c3e08db4d6ca6b758453cbd3bb2aa.png

    • Xiao Long For?

      I’m really liking that Zoroark set, I’ve never seen anything like it before :0

      • PumpkinLord

        The sarcasm is strong with this one.

        • Xiao Long For?

          but it’s not sarcasm :-:

          • PumpkinLord

            Sorry, this set is very common in competitive so I thought you were being sarcastic.

          • Xiao Long For?

            I’ve been out the comp loop since like Gen V and even then it was only ever OU so I’m not really familiar with comp Zoroark sets :0

  • An accurate representation of how I have felt the past couple of days

    https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdaa9da26a14380ee90959bc6bf27633/tumblr_p3dqdbx7U71tki7xko1_540.jpg

    im the trumpet kid
    the girl is all of my friends

    • Butter Geek

      You mean irl friends

      • Butter Geek

        ? _

      • eh
        online too tbh

    • Kuppo

      Are you in a Hoenn mood

      • part of me is always in a hoenn mood

  • Xiao Long For?

    @BigGuyI:disqus here’s that Nido fight you wanted.

    http://pasted.co/08c0effd (password: Nido)

    Sorry for how bad it is guys lol

  • EarthenWarrior


    That’s my dumbass of a brother

    • EarthenWarrior

      as Hank

    • Kuppo

      I’m inspired

  • ok why the hell are you people actually subbing to my channel

  • Butter Geek

    If I sound like I’m drunk I am, but I didn’t drink anything

    So I kinda like this friend of mine, he’s Bi too and we were talking bout if we think we’re Attractive and he said I’m not (kinda joking) and I asked him if I would be if Lost some weight and he said ”Maybe… you’re smart…”

    Hskshlcoaxkzoqyznosrrricjdkaia What should i do?!!!?!

    • FUCC DUDE IDK I HELD HANDS WITH THIS GIRL IM JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU

    • Kuppo

      Approach more

      But like are you talking with him rn or

      • Butter Geek

        Yeah, like all the time at school

        • Kuppo

          Then just do what Fairy (he’s probably more acknowledged of that field better than me anyways) by playing cool a little longer

    • Xiao Long For?

      HIT THAT GYM BOI

      But nah, he might be totally joking or he might like your personality a lot, so I’d say play it cool and if it happens it happens y’know

  • Deerlia

    So Momma Sawsdoe went to see Grampa’s funeral without us, we can’t afford to go as a family to see our own flesh and blood be buried, it’s gonna be oki though… Hopefully…

    • Valentines Valoroo

      I’m deeply sorry for your loss

      • Deerlia

        It’s oki, i just need to press through it, is all… I lived through the other grandparents dying, i can do it again.

        • I remember when my great uncle died (It was a few months, and I didn’t really know him. so maybe this isn’t the best example), we went to church and the guy made us feel better by getting us to laugh, basically saying that it’s what he would’ve wanted. So, I guess keep that in mind

          • Butter Geek

            I’m really scared of someone close to me dying, I’m terryfied by that thought, I never experienced something as terrible as that. You’re very strong people getting through this.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I have but I was young so don’t really remember. I know it is probably coming soon for some so I am also terrified by the notion.

          • Deerlia

            That’s a good idea, motives to heal blot out the sadness sometimes, but don’t forget, we both understand death is very real, it’s oki to be sad, but sharing our experiences can make us stronger each time.

    • You have our support. Or at the very least, mine

      • Deerlia

        Thank you.
        I think you are all kind~

    • Butter Geek

      Sigh, No one deserves a situation like this
      *hugs you*

      • Deerlia

        *hugs back*
        Thank you Butter, just promise me you’ll be there if i need someone, this isn’t easy…

        • Butter Geek

          I mean I’m in Poland, but on PJ I’ll always be there for all of you

          • Deerlia

            You’re a sweetie, deer… Keep at it!

    • all the hugs and support from me

      • Deerlia

        You have my best wishes for your kind words and motivations Star, thank you.

    • Kuppo

      Man, I’m sorry that you have to get through situations like these. But yeah you definitely have our suport

      • Deerlia

        Thanks, Kuppo, I shall remember the memories fondly of him. And i will remember this support too.

    • PumpkinLord

      I’m truly sorry for your loss. You have my support.

      • Deerlia

        Thank you, Every bit of support is helpful, it shows me i am not alone.

    • zess

      Just remember we’re all here if you need us and I send my deepest condolences.

      • Deerlia

        Thanks, i may take you up on that, deer…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Sorry to hear that, at least you are thinking of him and I’m sure he’d know you’d be there if you could.

    • Golden_Flygon

      I hope that y’all are going to be alright, it’s very terrible about what happen.

      • Deerlia

        I’ll survive, and i’ll be ok, thank you~

  • Shady

    Fact: Pokemon Duel made me like Sableye.

  • zess
    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice, good you got something for your effort. Pichu is the better one.

      • zess

        Yea I’m glad I got something but I can’t help but think what I would’ve gotten if I’d hit my forty mark. Yep I agree pichu is indeed better.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I’m sure you’ll make up for it after you get your Shiny Celebi.

  • this song fucks me up dude

    • Kuppo

      Yeah but then you just go to that house and hear this out of nowhere:

      • and thank god for that

      • Deerlia

        Then stuff got real real quickly…

    • Valentines Valoroo

      This song makes me remember years past to the joy of my childhood

    • zess

      I feel melancholy but in a good way like even though times are bad there’s something good on its way.

  • Butter Geek

    I really couldn’t be more happy to be a part of this community. You are all wonderful people, no matter What the situation is. This is so much more than a pokemon community.

    • no matter how bitchy i act you all still love me for some reason so thats cool

      • Butter Geek

        That’s called a Family

        • i dont even like some of my family so that doesn’t clear anything up

          • Kenda

            Goℴgle gives me 98 US dollars per-hour to do some small tasks onnet .. Labor for just few peroid of time in a day & stay greater time together with your own friends … any individual can also get it!!!this Monday I bought a great new Mercedes-Benz S-class after just earnin $6876 this past month .it’s certainly the most comfortable work but you could now not forgive yourself if you don’t check it.!wh512e:⇛⇛⇛ http://GoogleBusinessFreelanceWorkFromHomeJobs/getpay/$99/hourly ♥♥♥k♥♥w♥♥♥o♥♥h♥♥♥q♥♥♥t♥♥b♥j♥♥w♥l♥♥v♥♥♥o♥♥w♥♥♥d♥♥♥h♥♥♥n♥♥w♥♥♥c♥x♥l♥♥m♥♥z♥♥h♥r♥♥v:::::!rf64d:wkyu

          • Golden_Flygon

            Dammit Kenda this isn’t the time for dis!

    • Deerlia

      We respect our peers and friends here, it’s a good feeling.

    • Kuppo

      But I’m the exact opposite of wonderful tho 👁️‍🗨️

    • Golden_Flygon

      Thanks m8 👍

  • im so glad cynthia as a character exists

    • Kuppo

      We did it reddit

  • Butter Geek

    I know it’s impossible, but my dream would be a Meet up for all of us, like a Pokejungle-Con

    • do you want another dash con

      • Kuppo

        Or another rainfurrest

    • EarthenWarrior

      And I can finally beat up everyone

      • Earthen you could never beat me up if you wanted

        im too cute and you know it

        • EarthenWarrior

          I have ways of inflicting pain onto the opposite sex without nary a punch thrown

          BEAR HUG

          • ill just slip out and then get my nunchuks that i totally have

          • EarthenWarrior

            Uh no…I am very large, very strong adult male who definitely has 200 or more pounds on you with a renowned and reckoned bear hug which has been known throughout my school grades 6-12

            So if I got you in my arms you will not escape, as I crush your chest and drain the life and oxygen out of your lungs

          • yeah and im a tiny borderline underweight toothpick of a human

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ain’t you a amazon?

          • Butter Geek

            Star will defeat you by having a policealne arest you after you want to hug her

          • EarthenWarrior

            Since when is a friendly hug amongst fellow internet associates considered a arestible offense

          • Butter Geek

            Since Star should ”HELP a pedophile!”

          • Butter Geek

            Shouts

          • well… in height I guess

            fucc

          • EarthenWarrior

            Star I wish I could show you a artist who might help you come to terms with your height concerns but it’s borderline kink (nothing showing) but nonetheless I feel you’d enjoy the affection display

          • Kuppo

            What are you guys even talking about anymore

          • i mean i appreciate it but i dont really wanna be fetishised for it?

          • Butter Geek

            Too l8 for that gal, Uncle EW (pronaunced eww) ‘s imagination took off!

          • … yeah no

          • Butter Geek

            I kno

          • EarthenWarrior

            All kinds of no

          • Kuppo

            … yeah yes

          • no like, really no

          • Kuppo

            Sorry this just escalated in such a wondeful way

          • EarthenWarrior

            Whatever I’m just gonna give the name

            Chibibiscuit
            You have the choice to look it for yourself or not, I’m just saying you may enjoy it

          • yeah uhhh

            no

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh well then disregard anything I said

            BEAR HUUUUG
            *Breaks your spine!*

          • oh cool i didnt need that

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well the deed is done…

          • Butter Geek


            wut was that?…

      • Kuppo

        I’m actually curious as to whom is the first

        • Butter Geek

          I’d risk it and say me

          • Kuppo

            Nah there has to be somebody whom Ian hates more, like Fairy or Govnah

      • Butter Geek

        And actually we’d all just beat you up

        • EarthenWarrior

          *All of you unconscious and in a pile, me dusting off my knuckles*

      • Monkeyfuzz

        You can try.

    • Kuppo

      No pls I’m anti social irl

      But really tho, it’d be such a mix of accents and cultures tho

      • EarthenWarrior

        And I can guarantee I will go into a indomitable fury and attack everyone

        • Kuppo

          Yeah, so it’s better for us to go in VRchat instead of a con for that reason

          • thats worse

          • EarthenWarrior

            Click click click

      • Butter Geek

        Oh boy you’d hear my terrible accent and stuttering

        • Kuppo

          Pfft, I bet your accent won’t be as bad as mine, like people in both my home countries say it’s weird lol

          • Butter Geek

            both? What’s the second one?

          • Kuppo

            Brazil and Spain, big part of my life was just moving between these two countries tbh

    • You would really want me at a reunion with y’all to see the terror that is me

  • Butter Geek

    Ughhhh I want to stay with you guys but I have to wake up like 7 hours

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • EarthenWarrior

        He’ll have to wait I got plenty of night terrors and eldritch demons invading my dreams waiting in a que

      • Butter Geek

        AHHHHHHHH

      • Kuppo

        This is so non scary that it’s actually scary how the creators thought this was scary

        • Butter Geek

          What
          This is scary

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I thought Tim Curry did a pretty good job, and it was the early 90’s so there were some limits what they could do for a TV movie.

          • EarthenWarrior

            It astounds me that Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Tim Curry voiced Nigle Thornberry

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Why? Tim Curry is a good actor. Sucks what happened to him but he still works occasionally. Also RHPS reminds me of Ivankov from One Piece who is based on Frank N. Furter.

  • Valentines Valoroo
  • Does anyone here watch Pop Team Epic?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Man oh man I’m just tired of SRing… 6 days…tomorrow I’m going to attempt the coin case glitch

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Don’t give up! Shinies come when your least expecting them

  • Valentines Valoroo

    Is it possible to get a gen 1 shiny Mew?

    • Yes but you gotta have the right nature and ivs or whatever. I don’t know the specifics. Either way it wouldn’t be considered legit but who cares about that

      • Valentines Valoroo

        Thanks!

    • Ultron

      The only legit way to obtain shiny mew is from Emerald

  • Yeet I just went and saw Jumanji and I gotta say I’m happy

    Only one single complaint
    Spencer and Fridge were at ends for almost the whole movie and Spencer forgave him, but Fridge kinda just brushed it off. They were the two bigger characters and there conflict was really resolved, but it isn’t a huge deal

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It made all the money so there’s probably going to be a sequel, not sure how though.

      • Jumanji 2: Welcome to the VR

        They get Jumanji the server on VR sets and see some weird sh*t

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Whatever they do I think it’ll need to have the avatars (Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, hot Karen Gillan and the annoying one Kevin Fart) in it seeing as they are the main reason it did well. Not sure how it’ll work as their characters were mostly derived from the kids and they can’t really do the same thing again.

        • Valentines Valoroo

          Jumanji 2: Adventures in VRchat.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      That movie was hilarious XD One of my faviorites from 2017

  • Another question, does anyone remember Tenkai Knights?

    • I do… I only enjoyed Ninjago out of the Lego shows

      I watched the beginning of Chima and then the next episode and I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything

      • Tenkai Knights technically wasn’t a Lego show, It was an anime(not sure how the helps, but whatever) that aired back in 2013

        • Oh shoot my bad >~<

          Wrong show, I was thinking of Nexo Knights

          Tenkai knights looked great, but I could never put the time on to watch much, but definitely something I'd binge if the chance ever arose

          • I think I watched all of it (there’s like 50 episodes) when I was a kid (back when I could wake up at 6:00 without it having be a school day, now I struggle just to wake up before 8:00)

  • Jeez, the rips they have of the dub (Tenkai Knights) still have the CN watermark on it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Unless it’s from home release it will do, since they record it as it airs and edit out the ads.

  • Golden_Flygon

    Gonna be honest (a lot of you are going to be surprised by this), but after using Incineroar in US, I actually like it sooo much more than prior. Nice coverage in Leech Life, Earthquake, Thunder Punch, Fire Punch (so helps out in that gap between Fire Fang and Flare Blitz), Outrage, and Cross Chop. And also the design in the overworld somehow made it look really cool.

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Ultron

        Damn you underlevelled

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I realised that when his were 40+ and mine are low 30s. Still I beat him and it’s probably better this way. I also didn’t use a Z-move or Roto-power since it seemed unfair.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Huh, should’ve added flames for my Incineroar picture. I guess I forgot about it 😐

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Can you re-do it?

      • Josh Omega

        I love this lol looks like it’s giving the stone cold salute!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It’s meant to show he can now use Fire Punch and he burned down Guzmas’ pad.

          • Josh Omega

            That makes more sense lol

          • At first I thought it was flipping me off, at least it’s just burning things instead

      • pajamawolfie

        Do you have to transfer the files from your DS to your computer to post them? I’d love to show off some of mine but I don’t think my 2DS lets me load Disqus.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I take my SD card out of my 3DS and put it in my laptop, open the folder and copy the files.

          • pajamawolfie

            I did that when I had one with an SD card, but my new one has a microSD. I’ll look into it.

    • Josh Omega

      incineroar is a pretty cool Pokémon honestly. Didn’t like it at first when it got leaked but as time went on it grew on me to the point I was hoping it was real. The main thing I love about it is how much character it has. And the concept art of it hitting pikachu with a table is hilarious lol it’s honestly probably my favorite fire type Pokémon now! That said I may be sort of biased since I am a huge wrestling fan!

      • Josh Omega

        Honestly now that I think about it that’s why I love all of the Alola starters final forms. They all have tons of personality! My only downside to them would have to be the speed :/ hopefully the gen 8 starters fix that

        • Valentines Valoroo

          It’s ironic sense the gen 7 starters are based on movement. Dance, Wrestling and idk for Deci

          • Josh Omega

            Archery for Decidueye. But yeah it is ironic that they are slow when all three are typically quick lol

          • Valentines Valoroo

            That’s the problem I have with the gen 7 mons. You can outspeed them with a lot of previous gen Pokémon

          • Josh Omega

            I agree with you 100 percent. Hopefully they don’t do that with gen 8. Sure it’s okay when a few are more slow but when a huge amount of the dex is there’s an issue

          • Valentines Valoroo

            I agree! They made WAY to many tanks and not enough speedy attackers to balance it out. I feel like they will fix this issue in gen 8. hopefully…

          • Josh Omega

            Let’s just hope they do a good mix in gen 8! On a random note for starters I personally think we are getting a fire rabbit! And I really hope we get a platypus for water! Grass I am not sure

          • Valentines Valoroo

            That’s funny because I had a fire bunny starter when I was little.. it was really bad ;D Maybe a grass/steel goat?

          • Josh Omega

            I can’t think of the starters I thought of as a kid lol probably some random things though!

          • Golden_Flygon

            Watch as Gen 8 has all bizarrely fast mons lol

          • Josh Omega

            It wouldn’t shock me lol

          • Golden_Flygon

            And then the legends of the region are awfully slow

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Finally just finished my Apricorn and Beast Ball Pokemon collection. Took alot of trades but now I don’t need to go through the GTS (which was really annoying) anymore so yay.

  • Mario
  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Tomorrow I start my hunt for a Phanpy and Teddiursa. If all goes well I’ll have both by 9:59 am. I may try and get up early, but if not hopefully can find bot within an hour because if I don’t get up early then I’m not getting up any earlier than 9am haha

    • Monkeyfuzz

      GL getting them, I suggest getting a level 13 Gastly first with Mean Look.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        That’s……actually not a terrible idea. I don’t want to progress too far into the game as I’d prefer not to have to grind a crap ton, but getting a Ghastly would be pretty useful. Plus then I can play with purpose rather than thinking that I need to stick around one area just waiting for morning.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It’s in Sprout Tower which iirc can be entered before Gym 1.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Just watch out because they can run away!

  • Ultron

    Thoughts/Suggestions about my Crystal team?
    Feraligatr
    Typhlosion
    Electabuzz
    Skarmory
    Espeon or Jynx (Can’t decide)
    Donphan

    Skarmory is pretty late game, but I figured it’d help with the awful leveling curve anyway. I’ll probably use Zubat till I get it

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Pretty good! But how do you have 2 starters?

      • Ultron

        I’m really trying to convince my brother to get it too so we can breed the starters once we get to the daycare and he can give me a cyndaquil >-<

        • Valentines Valoroo

          Oh! Trading with friends/family is a great way to increase team variety. I sometimes trade with my brother to get exclusives too!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You could do the starter glitch.

          • Ultron

            Yeah, but I’m afraid I’ll screw it up and have to restart

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’s really not that far in and if you screw up you still have Totodile.

  • ShinyXatu

    Has anyone downloaded/played Celeste? I’m thinking about buying it for Switch but the only thing holding me back is the possibility of a physical release. Should I go for it?

    • Ultron

      It looked too difficult for me

    • I was confused for a sec cuz I like this girl named Celeste

      But yeah I hear it’s fantastic…

      Just like her >w<

  • Deerlia

    So i got the Vs. Super Mario Bros for switch, it amazes me to think how the game super mario bros is still as fun as it was back when it came out, i may not have been born, but between my first play and now, i can see why it became a phenomenon~

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Some games never get old 🙂

  • Valentines Valoroo
    • Shady

      Melotic one kinda nice concept

  • Shady

    Vegeta is the man ………….the warrior don’t need luck he will create his own destiny by himself.

  • Shady
    • Valentines Valoroo

      I know this is fake but it is a really cool concept. Maybe Sinnoh remakes….

    • Kuppo

      Feel bad for that Lucario now

      • pajamawolfie

        He’s a Fighting/Steel type, he’ll be fine against a Dark/Ice.

    • … I approve of this if does happen to be real

    • joker901

      Now Game freak writes in Italian? Lol

    • Genki

      This is so awesome! Most likely fake, but so cool looking. It could be a neat Weavile variant.

  • Josh Omega

    Dude what an awesome episode of dragon ball Super tonight! So happy they gave vegeta a big moment! Will always be my favorite character!

  • http://retrogamerblog.com/post/170478481179/pictures-from-the-nintendo-labo-event-at-the

    Ok I’ll be honest… this actually turned me around on Labo

    Still won’t buy it

    • ShinyXatu

      That little girl wearing the robot suit totally warmed my heart. Never, ever, EVER would I have seen something like Labo coming, but seeing that picture shows me exactly why it exists. I’m looking forward to giving my impressions of it in April, but by then I’ll be 19 (and feel like an old man) so it won’t be quite the same.

  • Kenda

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    • ShinyXatu

      Did someone say Onett?

  • Butter Geek

    Is Lerszus a good name for a final starter evo? (Leszy + Ursus)

    • Sounds like a good name

      Yet I don’t know what Leszy means?

    • Valentines Valoroo

      What is the starter like?

  • EarthenWarrior
    • EarthenWarrior

      Just gonna come out clean it is a coin case glitchee and its Lax (Def+ SpDef-)

      • EarthenWarrior

        It’s not perfect but it can run
        Attacky
        Giga Drain
        Psychic
        Earth Power
        Dazzling Gleam/Shadow Ball

        Or to go physically bulky
        Giga Drain
        Toxic/Substitute
        Leech Seed
        Recover

        Just avoid Bug Buzz at all costs

      • Monkeyfuzz
      • ShinyXatu

        Never mind…about my previous post up there…uh…

    • Butter Geek

      I just remembered that this thing somehow isn’t a fairy type

      • I at one point made a Grass/Fairy Mega of it where its head bloomed into a flower (I never drew it, but I wish I could’ve)

    • Deerlia

      You lucky son of a rock…

      • Lucy

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    • Valentines Valoroo

      You got it!! Congrats!!

    • THANK YOUUU

      ILL GET THAT GOLISOPOD ASAP

      • EarthenWarrior

        you know its Lax right?

        • Don’t care

          • EarthenWarrior

            alright you can make it physically bulky
            it knows

            Solarbeam
            Giga Drain
            Psychic
            Sweet Scent

          • Thank you so much fam!!!!

          • EarthenWarrior

            i like the idea of sweet scent on it, fits the pinkness

          • So if ya want while I’m getting your Wimpod, getting another via coin case with a better nature would be nice but I won’t be too picky about it

          • EarthenWarrior

            But this one is a coin case…..i had to turn the Gyarados into this one….
            i’m still SRing on Crystal for a legit one that i’ll give to you with the nature of you’re choosing, this is just a safety net in case i can’t get one

          • Ah I see. Sorry I’m not 100% familiar with how the coin case works. Yeah just keep hunting until I get the shiny Wimpod then you can trade whichever

          • EarthenWarrior

            remember pray its male and impish with aqua jet

          • Monkeyfuzz

            With breeding the nature and EM are easy to control. The gender can be re-rolled by egg rejection which may or may not result in the desired gender.

          • I for sure got the impish and Aqua Jet part down but you may have to settle for a girl Golisopod

          • EarthenWarrior

            and for da glitch it would turn it into a regular celebi i need to do another long ass glitch to make it shine

            ergo easier with a shiny gyra because its the correct level and already shiny i had to teach it legit moves to transfer over

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Ah now I see, I don’t think the glitch is that long it’s just renaming boxes mostly.

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah but i really didn’t like doing it i’m still SRing as i type for a real one

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That would be my preferred method but I get it’s a slog to do.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You do know you can use a second glitch to turn it shiny?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not going back

    • ShinyXatu

      Your sheer determination and willpower really is an inspiration to me Earthen. I fail to comprehend how you could stick to that task until the end without compromise. I have a lot to learn from you.

      • Ultron

        Lol he literally cheated to get this

        • ShinyXatu

          I assumed too much, I’ve learned my lesson already 😛 Well I’m getting my GS Ball any minute now and I’ll get it done the right way. It may take six months but I’ll do it.

          • Ultron

            I plan to do it eventually! I’m gonna finish UM and shiny hunt Stakataka first though 😛

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m six days and counting
            If I get the real one Star gets it while while I keep the fake

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’m still SRing for a real one

          • Ultron

            I know. But I don’t see a legit one, now do I? 😛

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nope and it’s a abomination

  • Holy Crap! In Go I have 2 eggs from a year ago still waiting to incubate!!

    On another note I need hope that my 2k egg hatches into Diglett, Exeggcute, Wurmple, Abra, or Spheal (If Abra or Spheal I can boost their candy alot, but if the others they can evolve to thier Final stage). If it’s another Nidoran though I’ll be hoppin’ mad!!!!

    • Xiao Long For?

      Nidoran is cute asf tho

      • But I already have two Nidoking’s and a Nidoqueen

        I also want Diglett most because when it evolves I’ll only have not seen one non Legendary Pokemon in the Kanto Dex being Primeape (Never registered the birds or Mewtwo in the Dex alongside Dugtrio and it)

    • Valentines Valoroo

      I hate getting nidorans from 2ks >-< I still have an egg from 2016 because I only incubate new gen ones 😓

  • EarthenWarrior

    Hot damn!
    13 kills and zero deaths in a turf war

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Ok! After 45 mins I finally caught a male Phanpy and actually almost caught a Teddiursa too, but ran out of balls and then it was times up. I’ll take this tho. I honestly thought I wasn’t gonna get Phanpy so being able to catch it AND find a Teddiursa (even if I didn’t catch it) is a nice thing for me. It’s a win lol Now to train Phanpy up a bit.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Wow! Too bad you couldn’t get teddi but Phanpy ROCKS!

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Yeah I’m really looking forward to getting Rollout on it. It’ll really come in handy against Falkner. Also I honestly just feel lucky to find Teddiursa. It was actually the first encounter I had in Dark Cave haha

        • EarthenWarrior

          uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can’t you’re stuck with tackle until…..33

          you get rollout near the north area of Goldenrod

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Lame………..oh well still looking forward to using it

      • Monkeyfuzz

        No Phanpy Ground.

  • Valentines Valoroo

    Speaking of GO what are Pokémon that everyone says is common but you don’t have many of. For me it’s Onyx and Duodo. I know people that have seen 400 of each and I only have like 2

    • There’s quite a few for me like that, I hear ones like Geodude are common and I have caught 2 (and an egg which is how I got Gravler)

      • Valentines Valoroo

        Geodude spawn once every few months in my rainy biome. Only just got a Golem.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Just watched last night’s episode of Dragonball Super. A few thoughts. First do they know Pilaf and hisngang are who they are? It’s funny that they’ve became a full time gag haha. In addition to that Beerus and Whis were great too. I’m glad someone finally called them out for all their time travel shenanigans haha it’s interesting that Trunks got rid of Majin Buu before even letting it hatch. If Buu had hatched then he would have been sunk. I look forward to seeing Trunks’ reaction to Goku becoming even stronger than Ssj 3. He was supposed by that, but God mode will blow him away hahaha

    • TheReece25

      Can someone who hasn’t watch DB in.. forever. Enjoy DBS?

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        I mean as long as you’ve watched DBZ at some point sure I don’t see why not. The first half of DBS is basically a recap of the most recent movies anyway so any new characters that weren’t in DB(Z) are reintroduced. Plus that gives you some time to get reacquainted with the characters again. As long as you know who Frieza and Majin Buu are you’re basically fine. Golden I could even say lol

        • TheReece25

          Thx. Myb I’ll try. I’m really far behind on Pokemon, Yugioh, and I barely touch the new Digimon 🙁

  • Hey have any of you bought that Mario Cereal? I got a box the other day and it tastes pretty good

    • EarthenWarrior

      i got it and it tastes like crap, too sweet

      • TheReece25

        It looks like lucky charms

        • It basically is lucky charms, but the actual cereal part tastes like berries

  • Xiao Long For?

    Have any of you guys written an action scene for anything? If so, do you find it hard to make it non repetitive?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I’m planning to for something, it depends though

      • Xiao Long For?

        Spill dude :0

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Maybe later if I actually start working on it

    • Action scenes should work like musical numbers in musicals. They should be mostly about delivering plot and character rather than focusing on something flashy. The action is just a vehicle for plot and if it’s anything else, it’s a waste of time for the audience

    • Kinda, I’m not the best at writing actions.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I dabble in wow fics and anime style battles

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I just want this hunt to end, it’s so hard to tell that zekrom is shiny

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Shinies come when your least expecting them! Don’t give up

  • Golden_Flygon

    Quickly drew this last night, these are two of my Pokémon from my trainersona from yesterday: Apex the Magmortar and Mango the Dedenne: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9f694ce3621b29ab033850cf700c796b78f951c26568dd73cf94edd991f502c.jpg

    • Golden_Flygon

      It’s a bit better in quality if you click on the image

      • Butter Geek

        Mortar’s face is a little off, but the rest is great!

        • Golden_Flygon

          Yeah the lips do needs little shifting to the left.

          And if you’re curious about what’s the thing in his right eye it’s a Wide Lens.

          But thanks Butter!

    • Xiao Long For?

      Noiceu dude!

      • Golden_Flygon

        Thaaanks

    • Valentines Valoroo

      So cute! I like the contrast of the toughness of the magmortar and the cute little deddene

      • Golden_Flygon

        Thanks! I don’t know if you see it, but Mango’s snacking on a Petaya Berry while watching the “fireworks”

        • Valentines Valoroo

          Hahaha that’s adorable

  • Ultron

    Something I would really like in Gen 8 is full movability of the camera. Like I want to be able to look around and sh*t and take everything in.

  • I found hot chocolate mix in my pantry and my day is now 50% better

    • Xiao Long For?

      My mum and her boyfriend just came home from a trip with hot chocolate so I’m jumping on the cocoa train

    • I don’t like hot chocolate

    • Golden_Flygon

      (Silently weeps because doesn’t have any chocolate at house)

    • Kuppo

      Should be far more than 50%

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Anyone know a way to get themselves sick with a cold?

    • TheNintendoChip

      Know someone who is sick and have them cough on you a lot (which is also pretty gross)? Or share drinks with them

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I’ll look for someone

        • Butter Geek

          OR KISS

    • Golden_Flygon

      Just stay in the coldest room in the house for most of the day and that outta work

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Hmm

    • pajamawolfie

      Wet your hair and go outside in the cold. And be barefooted. That might work.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Alrighty

    • Kuppo

      Sharing food with someone who’s already sick. Or kissing with them

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I know someone who fits that

    • Xiao Long For?

      If youre gonna get sick on purpose get the flu weakling, where I live the cold is never an excuse 👀👀👀

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        True true

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Lie in a giant puddle with no coat. It also has to be raining. Just don’t get hypothermia

  • Xiao Long For?

    So, to the writers out there: what’s your favourite part about writing?

    • Ultron

      I enjoy dialogue

    • pajamawolfie

      Well, when I write, I like to do tongue-in-cheek descriptions of body language. It depends on what you’re writing. Actually, I like descriptions of body language in general. What the characters are saying is important, but how they’re acting while they’re saying it is important too.

      Hah, your avatar reminds me: I wrote a RWBY fanfiction years ago, and my first disqus icon was “Stoned Yang”

      • Xiao Long For?

        Yang is best girl

        Body language is fun but I defo prefer world building to character building tbh :0

        • pajamawolfie

          Since I’ve only written a few fanfics, I had a world already. I did try to make it clear where everyone was standing in the room, so I could picture it like a play.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Making the characters, It’s fun to make characters with varying personalities

  • Valentines Valoroo

    OMG a Foretress spawned at a place near my house and I went and got it! Pineco never spawns here so that is amazing!! That’s one less gen 2 to worry about! 🙂

  • pajamawolfie

    Since I’ve been gone forever, can someone give me the short version of whatever happened with Verlisify? I’ve seen some of his vids of course (if you search Pokemon on YouTube, he always turns up) but I don’t really keep up with him. I watched the response from Pokejungle and wondered what it’s responding to.

    • Valentines Valoroo

      He was getting mad at people for talking about the starter leaks when he covered so many USUM leaks himself

      • pajamawolfie

        OK

  • Golden_Flygon

    Holy hell Zygarde is a lot smaller than what I thought it was in USUM

    • Valentines Valoroo

      Why are the female customization options so much better then the male ones….

      • Doesn’t matter to me

        I get to reap the rewards :3

      • Because GF thinks guys can’t be stylish? That’s all I got

      • Kuppo

        Designers can’t design male clothing or hairstyles smh.

        Like seriously, those were painfully limited in SM

        • Hey stop talking about that and talk about my amazing fashion sense

          • Kuppo

            I would if it were amazing

            But no seriously, those clothes are pretty good together really. Like we need this kind of customization in future games

          • Valoroo

            Maybe you could customize your own clothes in gen 8. Or at least have some more based on specific Pokemon.

  • Xiao Long For?

    Here’s a game/writing exercise thing

    Someone comments a move, and then people comment on the move with how they interpret that move working in anime-styled environment (it doesn’t have to match the anime tho). You can submit multiple moves on different comments.

    Hard mode: submit a Pokemon and a specific move.

    • Valoroo

      hmmmm. Masquerain and Bug Buzz
      Marshadow and Spectral thief
      Jirachi and Swift

      • Xiao Long For?

        Masquerain rapidly vibrates its wings, unleashing visible, green soundwaves which travel in a cone shape. When it hits off the opponent, they glow with a shakey green aura and although it’ll usually wear off with no effect, sometimes the aura lowers Sp. Def.

        Marshadow sinks into its own shadow, allowing it to traverse freely without risk of being hurt. It then makes contact with the opponent’s shadow, bursting through it and stealing their positive auras (stat boosts).

        Jirachi’s tags glow golden as it unleashes a barrage of golden, star-shaped homing projectiles.

        • Valoroo

          That’s amazing! You have talent with this

      • I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE SO MUCH

        • Valoroo

          Thanks! 😀

          • Dude I love it! It’s my favorite game of last year

          • Valoroo

            It’s one of mine too! 😀

      • Kuppo

        – Masquerain vibrates rapidly it’s four small wings generation what could be described as transparent sounds waves that disperse in a wide area around it. It will cause a noise that causes can cause physical agony.

        – Marshadow will hide in a newly created shadow underneath him then that shadow shall move under its opponent, just by touching this shadow the rival will notice its boosted energy rapidly fading away in a matter of one second or two. And just after that the shadow will do that explosion that it does in the game.

        – Eh i’m not sure how to do that one but Jirachi opens its belly eye, making it shoot stars. These stars travel at incredible speed and cannot be avoided due to how fast they are and how they home their objective. Only way to avoid them is by not being in the enemy’s field of view.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Masquerain vibrates at a high speed to create the noise while it makes a humming noise itself to the same pitch as the vibrations. As it does so, it’s wings clearly display their eye like pattern in an attempt to petrify the foe.

        Marshadow vanishes into its own shadow and reappears in the foe’s shadow looking much more intimidating and ghostly. This new terrifying appearance will slowly rise from behind the foe, sending chills down their spine before suddenly throwing a punch that passes through the foe, taking both their life energy and any strength they had remaining. The foe would be dazed for a moment or two as Marshadow reappears in front of them and the foe returns to their normal state

        Jirachi twirls for a little bit, wrapping its tail thingies around its third eye. Suddenly the tails unravel and a swarm of stars are fired in different directions. The stars quickly alter their path and home in on the foe

        • Valoroo

          Love it!

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            😀

    • Xiao Long For?

      Earth Power
      Sludge Wave
      Dazzling Gleam

      • Valoroo

        What Pokemon?

        • Xiao Long For?

          Just in general

          • Valoroo

            The Pokémon stomps it’s foot and send a fissure at the opponent. It stops and erupts, sending them flying into the air

            The Pokémon opens it’s mouth and a wave of sludge comes rushing out

            The Pokémon starts to glow and releases many small beams of light. They sting upon contact

      • Kuppo

        – The Pokemon stomps the ground, provoking that underneath the rival, a powerful eruption full of lava and and smoke comes under it. It takes some time for the lava to erupt but it covers a wide area so it’s worth the wait

        – The user, from God knows where, summons giants waves of poison basically, covering a dangerously wide area

        – The user emits a faint light which soon turns into a very bright light, nearly blinding the rival

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The user releases some of its energy at a high speed which travels through the ground and reaches the surface with such force that it rips the ground itself apart and violently bursts the enemy with energy and the tectonic debris it picked up

        The user rapidly cools its toxic gasses into a liquid state and violently fires it in all directions, swamping the field.

        The user glows brightly before expelling this glow in a beam form towards all the enemies around it

      • The user releases energy into the ground, causing it to erupt underneath the opponent, with debris also damaging them.

        Using toxins from it’s body, the user takes ground water, gathers it to one big wave, and turns into a sludge-like substance to deal mahor damage

        The user releases a blinding beam, damaging anyone surrounding them

    • Kuppo

      Sword dance

      • Butter Geek

        The mon gets angry making sounds like swords hitting each other

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The user performs a semi-tribal dance for a moment as their energy flairs up. The user ends in a battle ready position with their eyes glowing

      • Xiao Long For?

        The user’s soul manifests in the form of blades (the type of blade varies depending on the user), clashing against eachother to shower the user in a fine light that increases their attack power.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Decidueye using its Z-move

      • Xiao Long For?

        Pretty much every signature Z-Move would just look like what they do in game because they’re already tailored to the Pokemon

    • Butter Geek

      Incineroar and Leech life
      Araquanid and Scald
      Jigglypuff and Toxic

      • Xiao Long For?

        Incineroar rushes towards the foe on all fours, projecting its aura in the form of fearsome fangs. As these fangs phase into the enemy, it drains their life force and replenishes their own.

        Araquanid violently shakes as its it forms a boiling glob of water from its water bubble, before launching it with a violent thrust forward.

        Jigglypuff sings some Brittany

        • Butter Geek

          YOURE TOXIC IM SPLIPPIN UNDER

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I’ll just do the Araquanid one

        Araquanid twirls an apendage around quickly in its bubble, generating large amounts of heat. When it removes its appendage from the bubble, it is coated in heated water that it is capable of firing at the target at will by simply pointing
        (Kinda based off how it does that one ingame animation where it points forward)

    • Lucario and Swords Dance

      • Valoroo

        Lucarios aura surrounds him and he preforms a dance. His spikes extend and he ends with a battle stance

    • Xiao Long For?

      Nidoqueen Shadow Ball
      Nidoking Focus Blast

  • joker901

    When do you think Zeraora will be officially revealed?

    Marshadow was revealed in April but back than we knew already about ho-oh being in the movie while right know we still “don’t know” about Lugia. I think they will go with Lugia first and leave Zeraora for April.

    Now, let’s suppose that two new pokemon games are announced in the next two months, wouldn’t it be weird if Gen 8 is revealed and than Zeroara appears as a new pokemon but of the previous generation? Even if the reveal of the games will happen in June there will still be confusion about what generation Zeraora will belong to.
    I don’t know what to think maybe it is really to soon for switch titles to be announced…just cannot stand the silence around them.

    • Valoroo

      Zera with CoroCoro then Gen 8 later this month

      • joker901

        I don’t think Zeraora will be revealed this month. We still don’t know anything about Lugia…

        • Valoroo

          Maybe they reveal Lugia with Zeraora? Idk

    • Josh Omega

      I say Zeraora is revealed this month. I believe the reason they are being silent on lugia is that it may end up getting a new form in the switch titles. We should see in a few weeks

  • Ultron

    Pokemon you think are unappealing to the eye?

    -Druddigon: The wings look like poorly drawn leaves and the head is so abrupt.
    -Alolan Golem: There’s so many things wrong. The mustache and chest hair make me want to vomit. Stop giving hair to pokemon. Add on hideous t-rex arms and a strange protrusion on its back and you’ve got probably the ugliest pokemon ever to be created.
    -Probopass: The metal shavings are just…gross. Again, stop with the faux hair dammit.
    -Diggersby: It just kind of looks like a knock off sonic villain..The arm ears are disturbing and it just rests its arms on random fur on its stomach. Why?
    -Simipour: I actually don’t hate the pokemon, but it’s not that nice to look at. It’s just weird?
    -Drowzee & Hypno: The noses :I Drowzee’s reminds me of Duchess from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. Yuck
    -Tympole & Palpitoad: Looks like someone cut off a human face and stuck it onto them
    -Necrozma Fusions: So jagged and Angular.
    -Greninja: Talked about this a bunch, the head ruins the whole thing. The body is smooth and then the head’s just randomly pointy.
    -Mega Manectric: Giant lightning bolt is just ridiculous
    -Chesnaught: Thing’s got no elbows or knees, just big, overly long noodle arms. The color scheme leaves something to be desired as well.

    That list turned out to be way longer than I thought

    • Butter Geek

      From these I like:
      Druddigon, Alolem, kinda necrozmas, Greninja, Chestnaught

      • Ultron

        I like Druddigon, it’s just not a favorite of mine

    • Xiao Long For?

      Decidueye: I do not. Like. Feather fingers. On any design really. They freak me out.

      Blaziken: I don’t like chicken man much, I just don’t like how he looks like a human with a chicken’s head, chicken’s feet for arms, and bellbottom trousers.

      • Ultron

        I respect your criticism of Decidueye. Kinda agree on Blaziken. Torchic is freakin adorable though

    • Volcanion and Alolan Persian are the two worst designed Pokémon and you cannot convince me otherwise

      Diggersby does look like he beats his wife tho

      • Ultron

        Damn, I forgot those two and Hoopa & Hoopa Unbound.

        • …Hoopa is cool….

          • Ultron

            I think it’s perfectly ugly, especially with those dumb rose marks on its cheeks

        • Valoroo

          Hey, Hoopa looks cute. Not as cute as the other pixies but kinda cute

          • Ultron

            It’s uglier than onion-head celebi to me

          • Ultron I think you’re a cool guy but you always baffle me with your wrong opinions

          • Ultron

            Its head is literally an onion though?? And what’s up with its arms? They’re just noodles

          • Valoroo

            How dare you insult Celebi, it’s adorable.

          • Ultron

            I like it, but it’s overrated a bit, imo. And it should’ve been retconned as a fairy ;3

          • Valoroo

            I know! Just like the lake guardians

          • Ultron

            Exactlyyyy

      • Butter Geek

        Alolan Persian isn’t designed badly, it’s just unappealing to you. Its design represents many cat breeds well and for some people (including me) it’s actually cute/majestic.

        • Valoroo

          Well In a game where one of the biggest sources of revinue for the company is merch. I hope that they don’t try to make Pokémon ugly on perpose.

          • Butter Geek

            They didn’t Persian ugly on purpose, they just gave it traits that are appealing to some and unappealing to others

          • Valoroo

            Ok…..

          • ITS HEAD IS A SPHERE

            THEY DIDNT TRY

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Remember

            Charjabug has a square head

          • Charjabug is literally a rectangular prism, that does not count

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            He believes

          • BECAUSE ITS A BATTERY
            THATS WHAT ITS BASED ON

            AND IT ISNT JUST A RECTANGLE

            FUCKIN HELP ME OUT SERAPH

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Wait for it…

            Know what’s funny about it being a battery?

            Battery bug is a more creative concept than my grandma’s obese cat

          • Are you sure it isn’t a bus?

          • im goona drive a bus off a cliff with you and butter inside of it

          • Sounds fun

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            What mon is mrs frizzle?

          • Butter Geek

            It’s more oval than a sphere, just like in some rl cats (I’m taking the photo rn)

        • no its terrible.
          its fucking awful.
          i know too well what they were going for and they fucking failed
          accept it. your opinion is SHIIIIIIT

          • Butter Geek

            And you say that just because you think it’s very ugly

          • Valoroo

            I mean you like incini AND a Persian so…..

          • Xiao Long For?

            I like both of these Pokemon but I’m living for this dragging

          • bitch ive broken down why it’s objectively ugly. It’s abysmal.

          • Butter Geek

            If it was objectivelly ugly, no one would like it. You have to accept this is just why it’s unappealing to you. There are other people that share this opinion, but that doesn’t change it. It’s like Earthen saying Sylveon is objectivelly bad designed because it’s too cute.

          • fucker, show me a cat with a head like that

          • Butter Geek
          • THATS NOT JUST A FUCKING OVAL YOU IDIOT

          • Ultron

            Your cats head is textured though. The eyes aren’t as close together

        • Ultron

          Really a huge problem with it is 1) the awful texturing they gave to its head. Give it obvious fur markings or something to make it seem less spherical and 2) the awful in game model they made for it where it’s even more spherical looking

          • Butter Geek

            I have a cat from the breed AloPersian is based on, their heads are just as spherical (and they’re both adowable)

          • fucking show us then

            because its not that round. i bet

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            If it’s head is that fucking large you may wanna get it checked for tumors

          • I eat Jon, it’s what I do

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            G A R F I E L F

      • Kuppo

        But persian is a literal work of art tho

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Incineroar… just… everything about it…it’s appearance, it’s personality, it’s just really fucking gross in every sense my god.

      Zeraora- it’s a furtsuit

      • Valoroo

        ^^^^^
        This so much

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Are we the same person?

          • Valoroo

            Maybe👀

          • Butter Geek

            F*ck now I’m sure Valoroo is just Seraph being bored as f*ck and talking to himself

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I mean to be fair Incineroar and Zeraora are pretty hatable to many peeps

          • Valoroo

            just Realize that you like ugly mons

          • Xiao Long For?

            Incineroar is controversial and I’ve seen Zeraora as meh at best by most people (it gets the same reaction most mythicals get)

            People who dislike both aren’t a surprise

          • Butter Geek

            No, I mean the way they talk

          • Xiao Long For?

            Nah, Valoroo seems much softer in the way they speak

      • Ultron

        I forgot Incineroar, though it has grown on me

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          How?

          • Ultron

            I’ve used one in comp and it’s not horrible. And I like the head. Though that’s it for the design.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I used one in comp and noticed it’s useful for anti-meta and that’s it

            I named it “Alolan Trubbish”

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I just called it a furtsuit… now I can’t stop seeing hot dog Incineroar

      • Kuppo

        No point criticizing zera for being a fursuit when some of the most popular and well regarded Pkm are fursuits

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          But at least they aren’t literal fursuits

          • Kuppo

            YES THEY ARE

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            As much as zeraora

          • Butter Geek

            Yup

          • Kuppo

            Yes

            I know about this stuff more than I wished to know

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Furry?

          • Kuppo

            …duh

    • Butter Geek

      Lickylicky. Its design is just a Big dumb fat baby and I dislike it as a mon altogether

    • Kuppo

      Shiny Stantler

      Like oh God being that ugly wasn’t enough it also had to have this horrendous colour blergh

      • Ultron

        I hate almost all green shinies

        • Kuppo

          They make green look bad

      • pajamawolfie

        Shiny Gogoat is worse. They gave it a yellow nose and horns, with a neon green garland around its neck. Because God hates it.

    • pajamawolfie

      Man, I really had to whittle it down:

      Deoxys – I just hate it.
      Empoleon – He looks like he’s wearing a metal muzzle. No wonder Dawn’s never evolved.
      Drapion – I was on board with a scorpion, but what even is this?
      Electivire, Magmortar, Rhyperior, Ambipom – Too much.
      Archeops – It’s more the way it moves.
      Giratina, Arceus – So pointy.
      Gurdurr, Conkeldurr – A muscular clown, then a muscular clown with a stocking on its head bank-robber style. Timburr’s cute though.
      Hydriegon – The shredded wings really bother me. And the fur. And having the heads as hands.
      Kyurem fusions, Necrozma armor – Too many little parts.
      Bruxish – “Too much makeup and too many Crest Whitestrips” the fish. It’s got that appendage on its head and the teeth and the noise it makes… I *hate* it. Shiny colors are even worse.
      Shiinotic – The fringe around the cap is what I don’t like. And the expression that says “I’ll kill you in your sleep and never stop smiling”.
      Zygarde Complete Forme – Are you going to be a dog, a cell, a snake dragon, or a transformer? Pick one, and not the last one.
      Mega Sharpedo – How did a mega shark end up with more nose and fewer teeth?
      EVERY ULTRA BEAST except Poipole.

  • Is Hoopa my transition because I’m jumping through these hoops

    https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/fb/720Hoopa.png/250px-720Hoopa.png

  • Valoroo

    Boy I just found this gem from along time ago
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXI7uEvR08

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    To prove my point, Valoroo, how do you feel about Araquanid, Flygon, and Kommo-o

    • Valoroo

      Aqurinaid is so cool! Dewpider is one of my faviorite Alola mons

      Flygon is cool, should of gotten a mega

      And kommo-o is a fighting type pseudo so it’s automatically good

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Oh my god now you seem literally even more just like me….

        Ummm

        Minun?

        Sigilyph?

        Cryogonal?

        Aegislash?

        Chandelure?

        • Valoroo

          Minus isn’t best “” Pikachu””
          Sigiph is awesome! Should of been unown evo though

          Cryoginal is too forgotten by most. Cool concept and design
          Still can’t draw it though

          Age slash and chandelier are ghost types so awesome

          • Valoroo

            IS BEST is best is best omg

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Oh I agree for minun being godly

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Wow you literally have my same opinions outside of minun being super cute… let’s keep goin here than

            Pallosand

            Vikavolt

            Armaldo

            Salazzle

            Hydreigon

            Swampert

            Empoleon

            Decidueye

          • Valoroo

            Ghost type awesome

            Cool electro bug

            Cool fossil bug

            Used one in moon

            Best drago

            2nd best starter

            3rd best starter

            Ghost so awesome

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            DO we just like all the same mons? What is even happening?

            Dunsparce

            Scizor

            Yanmega

            Honchkrow

            Gliscor

            Garchomp?

          • Dunsparce is dumb, but I kinda like it (To my knowledge, it’s based on the Orochi, idk)

            Scizor is cool

            Yanmega is eh

            Same with Honchcrow

            Gliscor is cool

            Garchomp is probably my 2nd favorite Pseudo, only beaten out by Goodra

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Okay finally some different opinions XD

            I love Yanmega and honch and feel eh to garchomp

          • What is your favorite Pseudo?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Kommo-o but barely

          • Valoroo

            Dunsparse is forgotten by GF but still cool on its own

            Scizor is cool except for that shiny

            yanmega is lit

            Honchcrow is cool but could be better

            Gliscor is a cross gen evo done right

            Garchomp is awesome xept for that shiny

          • My fav is Pachirsu

            Sigilyph is kinda dumb looking imo (I know what it’s based on)

            Cryogonal is alright

            I’ve grown to dislike Aegislash a bit because of a… certain game (I don’t hate him)

            Same with Chandelure

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Pokken ;3

          • That thing gave me PTSD

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Were you the one it perfected?

          • I think

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            That was actually HILLARIOUS and scary

        • Kuppo

          He likes Chandelure

          Literally your doppelganger :p

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            We shared like forty mons

  • new article you sluts

  • Xiao Long For?

    Can we just talk about how well @alexanderfreriks:disqus fits in like congrats dude this is the best I’ve seen someone fit in immediately during my time here

    • I really thought they were someone who has been here a while under a different name tbh

      But nope!

    • Valoroo

      Thanks! It means a lot

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        😀

        To be fair we’re apparently the same person so

    • Kuppo

      Exactly. He fit in far better than I did way back in 2016 😮

      • LIES

        • Kuppo

          Lol how. When I started in November I barely talked. Only one month after I started fitting it more adequately

    • Butter Geek

      Yeah, they’re doing much better than me at the beggining

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Reminder
    Pokken Alternate color scizor is blue

    Normal shiny is snot green

    • Valoroo

      Yeah some of the recolors are better then actual shinies like gengar

    • Ultron

      Can we just get rid of all green shinies? Please?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Aside from zekrom cause the green glow is cool as fucc

        And it doesnt look half bad on dialga

      • EarthenWarrior

        Get rid of purple ones

        • ==.==

          • EarthenWarrior

            Sorry too many purple ones that are from blue water types, lazy

    • Kuppo

      I mean, alternate colours in Pokken aren’t done by a guy that could as well be replaced with a random generator

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        ;3

      • Valoroo

        Maybe in gen 8 all new shinies could Made by a random generator so all shinies are unique

  • Butter Geek

    So I took my cat to take that pic
    And how he fell asleep on me
    I guess I won’t move until he wakes up

  • Shady

    I like this dream eater Drowzee. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1517775106087.jpg

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