Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was recently released for the Nintendo Switch and we know many of our readers are currently offering everything the game has to offer. Today, however we’re please to announce something fun for the site: The PokéJungle Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Tournament. A bit of a mouthful, right?

Our tournament will start as a one-off event, with the possibility of running weekly tournaments depending on the turn-out! We want our readers to decide the possible date for the first tournament, and as such we are proposing the following dates and times:

OPTION 1
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Saturday, 6 May 2017, 08:00 PDT
OPTION 2
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Sunday, 14 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Saturday, 13 May 2017, 08:00 PDT
OPTION 3
Location Date and Time Timezone
Tokyo (Japan) Monday, 8 May 2017, 00:00 JST
London (United Kingdom – England) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 16:00 BST
New York (USA – New York) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 11:00 EDT
Los Angeles (USA – California) Sunday, 7 May 2017, 08:00 PDT

Which is best for you in our MK8D Tournament?

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We will keep our poll open for 24 hours, after which we will formally announce the dates of our tournament. In the meantime please fire off in the comments below with any questions you may have and we’ll do our best to answer them!

See you on the racetrack!

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    -Knock knock
    -Who’s there?
    -Sam
    -Sam who?
    -SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME!…

    • What?

    • Daedardus

      -Knock knock
      -Who’s there?
      -Police
      -Police who?
      -Police to tell you that everyone that ever loved you just died. Your mother will be here to pick you up shortly.

      • TheMonster6893

        OUCH! hahaha

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Hope it becomes a weekly thing because it seems fun ^-^

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Seems fun but too far a commute for me and I don’t own it or a Switch to play on 🙁

    • No fam like… it’s online. Those are time zones

  • EarthenWarrior

    Trying to resist buying it out of peer pressure
    Maybe if I scrounge up 70 bucks in the next week or two ill get it

  • MenacingCascoon

    Ooh Is there anyway to post the races on Youtube. I want to see this tournament. How ill the race work exactly? 1v1 race? 4player races? Is it single elimination bracket? So many questions. Not enough answers. I wish I could enter, but racing games are too advanced for my style. 😀 Have fun.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Sorry for the double post, but I just saw an amazing post Mega Hydreigon (based on its original concept)
    http://aminoapps.com/page/pokemon-sun-and-moon-amino-community/2518891/mega-hydreigon
    If youre too lazy to click on the link:
    Steel/Dragon
    Wonder Launcher
    Cool Updated moves (IE: Water Pulse/Ice Beam/ Aura sphere)
    Atk: 125 (+20)
    Def: 100 (+10)
    SpA: 165 (+40)
    SpD: 100 (+10)
    Spe: 118 (+20)
    http://pm1.narvii.com/6437/4d0af883ef4e23ce371f59a431eba988fa2b3da5_hq.jpg
    Check this guy out. It draws and makes some amazing stuff.

    http://aminoapps.com/page/pokemon-sun-and-moon-amino-community/2538306/seandewar47 (full credit to him)

    • EarthenWarrior

      maybe for the next Psudo
      my Mega Hydreigon would be monstrous and crazy
      it’s main had is bigger meaner and has longer teeth and a pair of ram horns arm heads grow larger and more vicious, it even grows another head on its tail and feet, each of its wings also grow an eyeball and become more bat like, a row of jagged spines sprout from its backside and lastly it grows two more arms with heads

      • MenacingCascoon

        Next Pseudo?
        Personally I prefer the picture over yours. Yours sounds a little too complicated IMO

        • EarthenWarrior

          dude what’s so complicated
          4 arms with heads
          1 main head bigger and meaner
          1 head on the tail
          (maybe i’ll ditch the feet head and just make it a pair of jaws)
          6 bat wings with a eyeball pattern

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      While I feel that it fits more to be an evolution rather than a Mega, this is by far the best Mega Hydreigon I’ve seen.

  • TheMonster6893

    MK8D tournament huh? All the dates are fine with me. May or may not join tho depending on how busy I get those days. Anyway this is apparently a new merch promotion for next month. It’s title “Look upon the stars” “Stars” huh? Hmmmmmm lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3edebebca639a7e1816df8d79750e5134ebc5abb04458dcc3fbd5c57a6fe70ae.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8f02bf4bf65740f7a9e7f5dca1cdb3468578cb211e43ddf851923a1f74c140f7.gif

  • EarthenWarrior

    I LOST BY .1 PERCENT
    ALWAYS MY IDIOT SUBORDINATES

  • Ithsme?

    This seems fun, but there’s still no way I’m spending 60 bucks for a game I already have. 😛

    • PJ

      The battle mode would actually make me re-buy probably if I had a switch

      • Ithsme?

        That’s fair, as far as I’ve heard it’s pretty great. What kills it for me though is that I wasn’t a huge fan of battle mode in the previous games and they didn’t add any new tracks. A simple 2 new cups would’ve convinced me to purchase.

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Says the Pokemon fan ;p

      • Get off Kurusu!

        But Pokemon for main series never has gone over $40

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          -_-

    • Daedardus

      Double item boxes, no more fire hopping, purple boost, use of one of the best controllers ever, of course the new Battle Mode, the inclusion of DLC if you didn’t have it, 59 fps bug fixed and the ease how the Switch can be used for local multiplayer are all small additions that combined make it worth the repurchase though.

      • ShinyXatu

        Don’t forget 1080p, the game looks SO good.

      • EarthenWarrior

        and no new cups….

        • Daedardus

          I guess they are announcing DLC at E3 😛

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Kirby as dlc with warp star or bust

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    So what have you all been up to?

    • EarthenWarrior

      cleaning my dirty ass kitchen, grocery shopping and taking care of mah dogs

  • MewMew

    This sounds like a good idea! Id love to join in on the racing tbh. Ill just have to make sure I dont work or have school thay day. Either way seems like a fun time 🙂
    Also I really love the new background, its very cute

  • ShinyXatu

    Looking forward to this! I hope I don’t spend too much time playing the game today. I only had a chance to play a little bit on Friday, because my life is ridiculous right now.

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Anybody know anywhere I could share this dumb fanfic thing so all of you could read it if you want? Not touching a dedicated fanfic sight with a barge pole btw

    • EarthenWarrior

      Deviantart who cares if they read it

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        I wouldn’t touch DeviantArt with a bargepole taped to ten other bargepoles

        • EarthenWarrior

          oh quit complaining

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Maybe the forums

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Might give it a try or ask someone else to copypaste them there since I’m lazy af tbh

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Hmm Google might have something to use

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Got some fanfic terms

    Magic – Thanks to the presence of the crystals, humans can manipulate magic. Unlike Pokemon, this magic isn’t an integral part of them, and thus they don’t have types. Humans are ‘typeless’ although certain races have a higher chance of having affinities to a certain set of elements of single element.

    Races – Different types of humans, caused by the isolation of the races after the First Great Crystal War, which was only truly resolved after the Second Great Crystal War. The races we know of in real life are just differences in appearances in this world, and aren’t treated differently at all. Racism stems from these magical races.

    Crystal Affinity – What magic the person is best suited for. Everyone has a ‘prime affinity’, but have varying affinities for all crystals, from innate mastery to not being able to use that form of magic.

    Nought People – People who can’t easily be sorted into any group. Tend to have an affinity for any crystal, but crystal affinity seems to be passed along though families to some extent.

    Cross People – People who are mixed race, combining assets from their origins including crystal affinity.

    Earth People – Tend to be bigger, and either muscular or fat. Tend to have an affinity for the three earth based crystals, especially the Ground Crystal.

    Fire People – Tend to be all shapes and sizes, bit are tanned, as well as usually freckled. Tend to have an affinity for the fire aligned crystals, especially the Fire Crystal.

    Water People – Tend to come in all shapes and sizes, but are paler than others tone wise regardless of their skin colour. Tend to have an affinity for the water aligned crystals, especially the Water Crystal.

    Air People – Tend to be tall, lithe, and athletic. Tend to have an affinity for the air aligned crystals, especially the Flying Crystal.

    Fair Folk – An extinct sub species of humans, mutated due to the magic aligned crystals exploding and reforming many, many years ago. Whilst the Psychic Crystal exploding caused psychics to be born into the many races, and the Ghost Crystal caused mass death, the Fairy Crystals infused humans with the ‘Power of the Fairies’ . They were hunted to near extinction and time finished them off, but there are five remaining races that are descendents of them. They had odd eyes (unique to each individual, influenced by family), vestigial wings which were used as status indicators, and pointed ears. They could use Hexes and Charms freely with mastery. They’re better at magic then normal humans, but must receive regular exposure to raw crystal energy. Their crossbreeding with humans made this need for crystal energy less devastating, with refined crystal energy being sufficient and required less regularly.

    Pixies – Fair Folk/Naught crossbreeds

    Nymphs – Mixed race Fair Folk descendants

    Gnomes – Fair Folk/Earth crossbreeds

    Undines – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Salamanders – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Sylphs – Fair Folk/Water crossbreeds

    Crossbreeding between races is still illegal in some places, and some countries treat different races differently. However, out of fear, Fair Folk are often discriminated against – and as of late, are banned from the Earth Continent, with all refugees being sent to the Neutral Continent.

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Sorry for the wall but I’m a bit excited about the concept

    • EarthenWarrior

      Could the earth people be Dwarves…..
      anything but Gnomes

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        The earth people are just humans, the Gnomes are crossbreeds between the earth people and the ‘Fair folk’ (humans who’ve been mutated into looking like human sized fairies)

    • Get off Kurusu!

      What about Fair/Fire crossbreeds?

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Salamanders, I just made a mistake

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Oh ok sounds about right

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    Am I the only one that thinks Mega Evolution is dead? (That there won’t be any new megas)

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Yes because tbh if we don’t get any new Megas for the remainder of the franchise (which has at least another decade or two left imo) then it just goes to show GameFreak aren’t as great at game design as people think they are

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        Why? I don’t really think that’s a bad thing. They’ve turned the “new form for old pokemon” aspect into regional forms and the “once in a battle” into Z-moves (that probably will turn into something else in gen 8). I don’t really miss new Megas.

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Why would they introduce the feature in the first place if they were just planning on throwing it away?

          And Megas are meant to be a stronger form of that Pokemon and add new ideas to the base design or develop the ideas, whereas regional variants are an alternative, not an expansion.

          Also IMO Megas had cooler designs and whilst Regionals help make the world feel more alive I personally feel they’re boring compared to Megas, which had this awesomess to them because they were exclusive power ups and imo cooler than Z-Moves (which can be hella anticlimactic if your opponent does something as simple as switch)

          • Chaos

            Finally someone I can agree with. Megas had a much bigger impact as a whole compared to Z-moves and regional variants (together). They were more interesting.

            I am sad that we may not get more megas, but it is starting to look that way.

    • Armaggedon16

      I hope not.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I don’t think so, I feel that they didn’t introduce any in SM because GF wanted to give more attention to Z-Moves

  • Armaggedon16

    If only I had a switch .-.

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Pokejungle fanfic terms, part 2

    Familiars: Each mage can have three familiar Pokemon, and mages are the Pokemon trainers of this world. Their Pokemon helps them make their magic stronger, but must not fall into the trap of using them as a crutch for their magic. Battles occur to strengthen familiars, but battles between mages are also common.

    Pets and livestock: Easily domestic Pokemon used for products or to care for. In this world meat has been replaced by transfiguring plant matter into animal matter, meaning its a best of both worlds situation.

    Elemental Ascendance: Literally just Mega Evolution but with a convoluted fantasy name. Residual Infinity Energy (life energy) gets infused with Crystal Energy (elemental energy) and creates small crystals that can power certain Pokemon up, or in the case of human Infinity Energy, create the crystals that react with the Pokemon crystals to bring about the Mega Evo Elemental Ascendance

    • Get off Kurusu!

      …….. I LOVE IT!!!!!

  • Let’s all look forward to Star winning twice through bs then losing terribly

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Blue shell

  • Just finished watching 13 Reasons Why and holy shit.. like… what even.

    I don’t really know…. how to feel? Like it was really good but I just kinda feel empty now after watching it. If you are interested in it, totally watch it but it gets really intense. You’re goona have to turn away from the screen a few times. I couldn’t watch the suicide scene

    I just want one more episode though to wrap things up. Bryce needs to go to fucking jail, Alex needs to survive, I need to know wtf Tyler is doing with those guns and all that, It feels like nothing got done even after all that which is probably intentional. I’ve never had to deal with suicide personally so this show helped me realize how what you do to someone really can affect them. You’re told that all the time but you don’t realize it until you watch it like that.

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Tbh what I like is how they didn’t portray Hannah as this ‘flawless victim’. Whilst she didn’t deserve what she got, she sometimes made things worse for herself, made impulsive decisions, and came across in general as a flawed but tragic character. None of these because she’s stupid or mean spirited, but rather because she’s flawed as all human beings are. It’s honest and I love it for that.

      Also the theory is that Tyler actually shot Alex and it wasn’t a suicide attempt and that’s the reason he took his photo down. He’s either systematically killing those he has photos of, planning a school shooting, or a mixture both. Or Alex did attempt his own life and Tyler just took the photo down because he believed he no longer had to kill Tyler himself.

      • Yeah she was written very well. She could’ve very easily been made into a Mary Sue that was without fault. It hurts watching her do things that just pushed her down further. One thing that really resonated with me was the times she wanted Clay to stay even though she told him to leave or when Mr. Porter didn’t chase after her. Sometimes when you are in a terrible situation you just need someone else to take control even though you fight them back.. if that makes sense. It’s a terrible feeling that has no logic to it.

        Wasn’t it Justin that suggested killing Clay and making it look like a suicide? That sure sounds like some foreshadowing to me.

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Just going to ask what are you guys talking about?

          • 13 Reasons Why, it’s a Netflix original about suicide

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Sounds like a strange show to watch, but I won’t judge you for it

          • Well what better way to express uncomfortable and terrible subjects like suicide than in art?

          • Get off Kurusu!

            True

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            You don’t know what it is? Welcome to your tape

    • Get off Kurusu!

      I just realized you said the title here Sorry for my stupid question

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Where’s the lie

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It’s hard to tell where the fake ones start

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      New Mini Power is great

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  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Golisopod > Araquanid

    • Golisipod = Araquanid

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        👀
        👃
        👄

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          You managed to make those creepy eyes even creepier

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            My job is done

      • Get off Kurusu!

        So true

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          No…

          • Get off Kurusu!

            I think they are equally good

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But they’re not… in any way

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        (Sigh)

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      You’re actually insane, stop now

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      You purposely made this post to trigger me

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        lol you’re still mad?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Fuming
          (Mainly cause my day was already shit up to this point and now I get triggered first thing)

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            :<

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            AP test studying takes so much out of you
            (That and I need to beat Pokemon X again, which is painfully boring

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Who are you again?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Did you not read the last word of my name?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Dude he’s trying to “trigger” you even more :p

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Goddamnit

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            It’s a joke

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Normally I’d be amused but today is not a very good day

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well if you play Go and want Sudowodo go to college today went to Arcadia and saw one and yesterday at Misericordia saw one in its Garden

    Didn’t catch one due to being on a tour both times but yeah they seem to spawn at colleges… Yet I caught a Miltank today

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    “See this? This is Delibird.

    No, not “Delibird”. You pronounced it wrong in your head.

    Don’t ask how, I just know these things.

    Delibird.

    See you did it again.

    Not delly-burd but de-LIB-urd.

    Delibird.

    Delibird.

    Because it delivers things.”

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    (Sigh)

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I can’t help but wonder the order Game Freak would have revealed other mons if the leaks never happened

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    So my AP psych workbook just fucking referenced Catcher In The Rye in a question but in a rather subtle way
    Welp

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Hey my brother takes that course too!

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Eyyyyyyy!
        The course is fun but studying for the test… not so much

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Yeah he hates that part too

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            My test is tomorrow

    • Ultron

      Booo horrible book

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Wtf no

        • Ultron

          Holden is just a whiny bitch. He keeps calling people phonies, but he’s the real phony.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s the whole irony of it, and I enjoy it

          • Ultron

            I can’t read a book where I hate the protagonist. It’s a highly unpleasant experience.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I simply liked it just because the idea of an unreliable story teller fascinates me

          • Ultron

            Pfff I can name a million better books where the narrator is unreliable

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean, I just enjoyed it for some reason

          • Ultron

            You should read “The Talented Mr. Ripley.” In some ways it’s similar to CitR, but the “protag” is waaayyy more interesting than Holden.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’ll give it a shot

          • Ultron

            It’s honestly kind of stressful to read because of what the main character does, but I liked it a lot

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Okey!

          • EarthenWarrior

            I can’t read in general

          • Ultron

            You should. You ever tried reading the A Song of Ice and Fire series? I bet you’d like those.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            W H A T D O E S T H I S S A Y E A R T H E N C H A N

          • EarthenWarrior

            Can it with the Earthenchan bullcrap

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            EARTHEN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Yeah Holden irritated me lots of people say he’s depressed, but everything he does is directly relating to being bipolar cause

            He goes depressed to happy right to angry to confused then another thing alot and in different orders and that’s what being bipolar is rapid emotion changes

          • Ultron

            He just didn’t have an redeeming qualities for me. I loved flawed main characters, but you’ve got to make them likable in at least some aspect.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Kill John Lennon….

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Oh god..
        It’s honestly a lot more that

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Sorry to anyone that likes it, but I’ve honestly never felt so bored playing a game as I do Pokemon X…. I mean seriously….. Like ever…..

    • Ultron

      Yeah it’s pretty boring…Kalos is just boring

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yeah….. seriously it’s painful

    • ☆Fae☆

      I feel that way about Sun and Moon, I have to go back and play XY, Oras, or HGSS those are the only ones I really replay.

      Just proves how diverse poke fans are in their likes and dislikes

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Why X and Y? What do ya enjoy about them?

        • ☆Fae☆

          Everything, I’ve explained this a lot here, the only thing that sticks out to me that I don’t like is that their are more clothing options for girls than boys, it is a little short, and Karina is god awful in design

          • ☆Fae☆

            Korrina*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            hmmmmmm

          • Ultron

            Yeah the favoring of girls over boys in terms of fashion (and this is in Alola too) is annoying

            And noooo Korrina is the only good leader from Kalos Dx

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            EXCUSE ME
            RAMOS EXISTS XD
            He calls you whippersnapper, so his credibility is raised tenfold

          • MenacingCascoon

            Grant and Wulfric is the True leaders of this gen

          • Ultron

            Ew get that daddy bear bullshit leader Wulfric out of here. I’m glad gen 6 is horrible because it means he stays in irrelevance

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Wulfric is good
            Grant? Eh…

          • Ultron

            Ewww he’s weird

          • ☆Fae☆

            I hated Korrina with a passion, my favourite is Valerie

          • EarthenWarrior

            They dubbed her with the same VA as Amy Rose from Sonic X

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            It’s like running knives in my ears

          • Ultron

            I just liked her because she was the only gym leader who had a story part. Her design was just alright, I prefer Maylene

          • MenacingCascoon

            Thank Goodness you said Maylene. I forgot which gym leader Korina was. She doesn’t even represent fighting

          • Ultron

            Roller Derby or whatever it’s called is actually pretty aggressive

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh yea. Thaat makes sense. Too bad her Ace isn’t that Mega Lucario. That would have been fun

          • Ultron

            Yeah her team sucks. It’s pretty much copy and paste Malene…perhaps that’s why they didn’t give her Lucario.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nothing but angry husky chicks smashing into other angry husky chicks
            WHY DONT I FOLLOW THIS BEAUTIFUL SPORT?!?!?

          • Ultron

            I’ve never seen it on tv so maybe that’s why 😮

          • Get off Kurusu!

            I agree with fashion

            And ehh Ramos is my favorite from Kalos

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Ehh Sun and Moon bored me a little but only due to my stupid idea to keep changing teams mid game and having to retrain under way to weak wilds

        • ☆Fae☆

          I just found the game bogged me down a lot with cutscenes and how overly long it was, don’t get me wrong, it was great the first time around but I find it has no replay value

          • Ultron

            I can respect that. Both Unova games are the most replayable in the series to me 😛

          • ☆Fae☆

            I think my favourite games to replay are XY, but my fav games are still and always will be HGSS, however, Unova does have a wonderful replay value, I 100% agree

        • Ultron

          SM are good and better than gen 6, but I think a tad overrated too.

          • ☆Fae☆

            ok but can we stop saying that one game is better than another without adding “in my opinion” because it really is a subjective matter.

            However I agree with you I think to me personally they are overrated as well

          • Ultron

            Sorry. To me, SM are pretty flawed and the more I look at them, the more I find to nitpick, but I do appreciate that it tried to make memorable characters. The story needs some work.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Easily, that’s why it isn’t my fave.
            It’s just that I haven’t felt so entranced by a Pokemon game since Unova

          • Ultron

            Same, although I do feel like one of the few people here who did like ORAS. The hype died for that game when I heard there was no BF though…

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I loved ORAS…. for the most part
            When I got to Fortree city though… I was FILLED with rage

          • Ultron

            Why didn’t they redesign it? :///////

          • ☆Fae☆

            this is the same thing that happened with XY, people can deny it, but they were well received by a lot of people (and hated by some from the start) but as time went on and people played them more people began to dislike them, and I have said from day 1 that the same will happen of sun and moon, but people didn’t believe me. Its a cycle, Majoras Mask is a good example of this cycle of likes and dislikes for games (Ive always loved MM though)

          • Ultron

            MM is a great game thoughhhhh!!!

            Oddly I think B/W avoided that for the most part, but B2W2 got a bit of flack after release (don’t know why though. I guess some people didn’t like the story. -Shrug-)

          • ☆Fae☆

            the only thing B/W got in terms of criticism was from extremely loud vocal minorities who haven’t played pokemon since gen 1 who didn’t like the pokemon designs, creating the meme, “game freak is running out of ideas”

            but yes i agree, B/W avoided this cycle for some reason

            (Majoras Mask is my favourite zelda game of all time)

          • Ultron

            Majora’s Mask has the best boss battles in any Zelda game, imo

    • MenacingCascoon

      Why don’t you stop playing

      • MenacingCascoon

        And battle me instead for the title of PJ Casual tourney

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Simple; because I lost my copy of Y and need a game where I have access to friend safaris

        • MenacingCascoon

          Friend Safaris? I forgot about those. Quite handy, but can you can battle me for the title of Champ

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            True true, but I need these mons asap
            How long do I have to battle you?

          • MenacingCascoon

            This week. By next sunday. What do you need these mons for? and what mons do you need? I can help

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Like a lot
            Kalos starters, Solosis, most of Kalos
            Those fun things

    • TheMonster6893

      I like the Pokemon from Kalos, I like the over idea of Kalos, but what I don’t like was that it was almost like Kanto in that it felt empty. The region itself isn’t bad, but it needed more color and people to really make you feel like your were somewhere special. Lumiose should have been packed with people walking all over the place, but instead it felt like an abandoned mall. Ironically the abandoned super market in SM is way more interesting than Lumiose

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It needed a Z version so badly…

      • Ultron

        It would’ve been so good

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Seriously
        One where the rivals developed a little perhaps

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Or a sequel that takes place very far in the future so you don’t have to see them ever again

        • Ultron

          One where Shauna doesn’t exist

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            About that
            I hate the little fake out they do in the swamp where she looks like she’s about to have development and then she just is like
            “JUST KIDDING”

          • Ultron

            I’m still mad about the haunted house

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Everything besides Goomy on that route was flawed

          • Ultron

            I liked the playground, but it would’ve been better if there were kids playing there or something

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeah….

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Fanfic chapter 1 is done motherfuckers

    I’ll leave posting it until I find a suitable place to put it, unless you guys want me to post it rn

  • Spector of Torment is rad

    • Rad

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Rad

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          And Radder

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Raddish

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I love how X and Y put Dragalge and Clawitzer as version exclusives despite one of them clearly being the cooler choice

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      O P I N I O N

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Putting “imo” in a comment makes it less cool imo

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Would an emotional opinion be called an Imotion?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Another Mono water type or a unique type

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          A cool pistol shrimp or a seaweed dragon with a controversial design

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            How is the design controversial? Did I miss something?
            They could have made Clawitzer fire/water

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            People either don’t like it or like it, people just are divided on it

            It doesn’t have to be ‘OMG titties/ass ree’ to be controversial

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I know, I just wasn’t sure what you meant by controversial

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Idk, both are equally cool to me

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Really? I always felt clawitzer was super forgettable

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Gun claw
          Zoidberg shiny
          Decent movepool and ability for in game

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hmmm
            I still found it forgettable I guess. I’ve literally never heard it brought up

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Being forgotten doesn’t make it worse, just take a look at Maractus.

          Everyone forgets about it yet it’s​ still awesome to me

          http://static.zerochan.net/Maractus.full.1505469.jpg

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh yeah Maractus is great, my friend loves it too

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      Clawitzer is so much cooler

    • Ultron

      I like both a lot, but I prefer dragalge. It’s stupid that it evolves so late though

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Gens VI and V are bad for that tbh

        Volcorona and Hydreigon have such nice designs and shit but take fifty years to get

        Although Hyd wouldn’t be as bad if Zweilous evolved earlier

        • Ultron

          Thank God for the level 35 volcarona in B2W2. But totally agree.

    • Chaos

      I agree Clawitzer is awesome

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Fuck it I’m posting the thing

    I started writing it a bit more seriously but it’s probably gonna degrade into shitty memes again

    “I’m just saying that with all the magical and technological advancements we should be able to have more than three Pokemon.” Star shrugged, her three Summon Crystals in hand, turning them over as she waited for her food to come. “I’d die for a Furret.”

    “The three Pokemon you choose allow you to use stronger magical spells affiliated with their types than you could on your own. Having more than three familiar Pokemon could be harmful to your body and mind.” Kuppo refuted.

    “Right, but why do Pokemon have to be familiars? It just feels so convoluted, like fair enough some Pokemon can be kept as pets outside of Crystals, but couldn’t we like keep a few more Pokemon in something technological? I think three more to make like, six would be a good number.” Star continued.

    Kuppo sighed. “Look, I’m not saying more Pokemon would be worse, but technology still isn’t as advanced as it would be without magic, and that requires us to use our own Infinity Energy to interact with and manipulate. Tech that stores Infinity Energy to function can’t run for too long, and utilising energy harvested from leaks from the Crystals which is considered heresy in at least half the world and is also expensive, and finally electric based technology is seen as inefficient compared to mag-”

    To Seraph, Kuppo’s speech became white noise as he begun to speak to Kurusu.

    “So buddy, Star tagged along because she has nothing to do over the summer, and Kuppo decided to wet towel me because apparently my goals are ‘unrealistic’ or ‘dangerous’ or some other Tauros shit. Why are you here?”

    A few seconds of silence passed, with Kuppo’s speech and the clattering of the kitchen being the only ambience in the near empty restaurant.

    The boy simply shrugged at his friend, and then turned back to the book in his hands, waiting for his food to come.

    Seraph entertained himself by practicing his Aqua spell, channeling the energy from his Araquanid’s Summon Crystal.

    Hydro magic allowed the caster to manipulate water in its liquid state. With his arachnid familiar, Seraph could manipulate small amounts of water masterfully or have a weak influence on a large body of water. Without his familiar, his magic was similar to the Jungle guild when it wasn’t news time: quiet and not very impressive besides the occasional nuggets of excellency.

    Seraph had pulled a few small bubbles up above his glass when the arrival of his food cost him to accidently throw them up in glee. Droplets rained upon Kurusu, leading to Star to interrupt Kuppo’s still ongoing speech to make a joke about how Seraph getting others damp was a first, which was met by larger bubble hitting her squarely in the face.

    After the meal had been finished, the party decided to have a conversation about how their magical abilities were developing.

    “Hex is fine, Overlord is fine, Swarm is fine, but Combatant, Hydro and Growth are all subpar.” Seraph sighed, making the flowers on the table slightly perk to emphasise how weak his Grass – Affinity magic was.

    Star stretched, before summoning a small wisp of white light in her right palm. “Charm is pretty strong, seeing as I’ve got two familiars for it. My Hydro’s better than Seraph’s, but my Mind and Summon magic aren’t doing so hot, and the less said about my Combatant the better…”

    “Saboteur is great, but my Hydro, Cryo and Mineral abilities just aren’t good enough.” Kurusu added.

    Finally, Kuppo told his friends of his capabilities. “Swarm. Electro. Hex. Pyro. Geo. Aero… They’re all just average, none good none bad.”

    “You’ve definitely got it best, Kuppo”. Star stated. “Electro, Cryo, Geo, and Aero all allow you to manipulate raw elements, and Swarm lets you communicate with Bug Pokémon. Add in your Hexes and you’re a Jack of All Trades.”

    Kuppo responded. “Whilst that may be true, your Charms are way stronger than my Hexes, and with your Hydro you’re also a force to be reckoned with on the elemental side too. True, your other magics need work, but you have two strong magic skills to last you until you improve.”

    “I wish my Hydro could be as good as your’s Star.” Kurusu sighed.

    “Hey, you’ll improve.” The girl smiled. She then smirked as she looked at Seraph. “Besides, you’re still better at it than Bubbles.”

    A vein on Seraph’s head swelled with anger.

    “I’m trying!”

    “I know.” Star said. “But I feel like you’re forcing it because Araquanid is one of your familiars. You don’t have to use all of your familiars’ Type Magic, you could focus on ones you’re good at, like Hex.”

    “I’m going to carry on learning Hydro for Araquanid, just like you’re learning Combatant for Lopunny. You struggle, but you don’t give up. Why should I?”

    “That’s different!” Star exclaimed, raising herself up with her arms on the table. Her sudden adversity got her a few odd looks from some other restaurant patrons.

    Seraph had flinched when Star moved, but snapped out of it with a retort. “How is it, Star!? The only difference is that I’m doing it for myself and you’re doing it for-”

    “Seraph, Star, now isn’t the time to argue.” Kuppo calmly said.

    The owner had approached the table, a portly yet proud man in an ebony suit. A Ribombee fluttered around him.

    “Everything okay?” He asked, looking at Star.

    “It’s fine, I was just about to leave and get us some rooms at the local inn whilst these guys enjoy some dessert.” She calmly clarified.

    “But I don’t want desse-” Kurusu started, until a nudge from Kuppo and some daggers from Star caused him to go silent.

    “Kuppo,” Star started, reaching into her pockets, producing a silvery note from her pocket. “Pay for me.”

    After her friend had nodded, Star walked out of the restaurant, her gait betraying her calm facade.

    Seraph’s eyes followed her until she exited, before meeting Kuppo’s.

    “You need to apologise.” The boy stated.

    Seraph sighed, knowing his friend was, as usual, right. But Star had genuinely upset him, and in Seraph’s opinion she should’ve known better.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Glorious
      (BUT WHAT WAS THE DESSERT)

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        I’m leaving everything vague because

        1) Lazy
        2) You can all fill it in in your own ways

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I’m considering it to be cheesecake literally the most New York dessert ever made

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      How is turning a serious story into shitty memes “degrading”?

      But anyways, good job it’s nice to see that you’re finally writing a fanfic again 😀

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        First one was just a writing exercise so this is my first serious one

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    I was on a Yard Sale and bought a Lava lamp for like 10$

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      You are now a god

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Stupid language barrier

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Agreed, I wanna know what this says XD

  • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      The Reuni is the first thing I noticed

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        And the cutest too

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yesh

    • Chaos

      Why did Gen 5 have the best Pokemon?

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Because it deserved​ the best​ :3

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          With a story like that? Fuck yes

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง
        • Chaos

          I really want a Mega Klinklang.

          Slight more speed and attack and a little better movepool. Maybe throw in EQ or something and it could be awesome.

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Used to dislike Klinklang but now I love it

            Probs one of my fave steels

  • EarthenWarrior

    My Pug used my eye socket as leverage to climb onto my head….

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I feel like that’s an Earthen move… it learned from the best
      Seriously, are you okay m8?

      • EarthenWarrior

        she does have a lot of my traits…
        -Eats everything in sight
        -picks fights with everybody
        – hates going on walks
        – and is phat

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Holy shit it’s Earthen in doge form

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            OMFG IT’S ADORABLE

          • EarthenWarrior

            My Daughter in arms

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Ish adorbs

          • EarthenWarrior

            but sadly she’s not a lapdog…..
            only when she’s totally worn out is the time she wants to held and coddled

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Still cute af

    • Chaos

      Your first mistake was owning a Pug

      • EarthenWarrior

        HOW DARE THEE!

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I actually will deny this, pugs are adorable

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          “””””””adorable”””””””

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            They are though

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    What exactly is Volcanion? It looks like a mesh of fifty different things

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      It’s a Pokemon

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I mean like wtf exactly is it…
        I mean something like Rowlet clearly is based off an owl (A barn Owl I believe considering its facial shape)
        But Volcanion is just…. a thingy

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Volcanion appears to be based on the Ryukyuan shisa, or komainu, mythical creatures inspired by lions, tigers, and dogs.

      (Totally not copied from Bulbapedia)

      • EarthenWarrior

        it is

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Then what it the hose donut ring on its back

        • EarthenWarrior

          well it has a boiler for a back,

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But why? I just don’t understand this mon

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever, it’s a mishmash of things, honestly i think this pokemon is artificial but those lazy Gamefreak didn’t do more for it other than the movie they slapped him into

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Basically

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Artificial stuff because it doesn’t need to look like exactly like it’s inspiration

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hmmmm
            It just strikes me as being one of the weirdest Pokemon

    • Chaos

      It’s a wannabe Heatran

      But Volcanion is more fun to use cos of its extremely spammable moves.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Easily
        But I mean wtf is it

    • Disgusting

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        You aren’t lying

        • One of my least favorite pokemon

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I wouldn’t go that far but it’s pretty damn gross

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    My friend told me Gogoat was based off a motorcycle….
    It…. it apparently is….. WTF

    • EarthenWarrior

      well it is a mount and the horns are totally chopper

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        THAT’S SO WEIRD
        PICTURE A BIKER GANG WITH PEOPLE DRIVING GOATS AROUND

        • EarthenWarrior

          I am and i’m loving it
          I should learn how to sprite and redo my character

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s so weirdddd
            I love it too but WTF

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s not solely a motorbike, just the horn formation is similar to motorcycles
            on a goat

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It’s weird af but I love it XD

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    If you had a Pokemon as a mount what would it be? Bored so random Qs

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      (Totally not inspired by the comment below XD)
      It depends, just on land or in the sky and sea too

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        All three i guess

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Flygon without a doubt normally
          I also would enjoy Sharpedo

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’d say Araquanid but is that actually possible?
            I could also imagine Wishiwashi and Hydreigon being cool

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Land: Zebstrika
      Sea: Feraligatr
      Sky: Lugia/Noivern

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Gusp u marie soup

        • Every pokemon protagonist ever is a Mary Sue (or Gary Stu). Lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        hmmmmm that electric mane underneath your butt occasionally shocking you

        • Well better than Rapidash setting me on fire

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s a free seat warmer

    • EarthenWarrior

      easy i have several
      Naturally my Trainersona uses my Mamoswine as a land mount, complete with a saddlebag tarp.
      next i soar the skies with my Aerodactyl i painstakingly raised from amber, it has a fang necklace Mega Stone holster (i also have a Golurk in reserve)
      and as for traversing water……honestly i’m not sure of Seismitoad’s ferrying abilities (He’s kinda thickwitted)

      • Chaos

        Just use Rhyperior for seafaring purposes

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Surfin

          Surfin U-nov-A

        • EarthenWarrior

          i could arrange that

  • I got all ten skulls on every single stage until I got to the Lost Cty and I missed one….

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      ITS YA BOI GUZ-..
      Wrong skull

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Unpopular opinion: Hoothoot is cuter than Rowlet

    and should’ve gotten a snowy owl regional variant

    • Chaos

      I agree with the regional variant thing.

      But I found Rowlet much cooler looking than Hoothoot.

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Each to his own, I guess it’s because the jungles turned me into a huge fucking hipster tbh

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Our job is done

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yey

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It’s that really a unpopular opinion tho. How do you know that more people thinks that Rowlett is cuter than Hoothoot •_•

      • Chaos

        These days … all opinions are unpopular

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Just a guess and mostly because at least here the Rowlet line is Gen 7’s Greninja

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I think you’re the only person I met who likes Hoothoot the way it is at this moment
      (Noctowl is cool though)

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        He has a clock face I wuv him

        Fond memories of evolving one too after figuring out how to get it in Sinnoh, I should use one since it got buffed tbh

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          i love the clock face too :3, I just feel neutral about it

          Your opnion on him is mine on Masquerain

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Question: If a Stunfisk ran the Aether Foundation would if be called the Aether Floundation?
    (My hate for this thing has actually died a lot so…)

  • EarthenWarrior

    Hmmmm how about this
    a battle club Splosion, you could only enter one Pokemon to compete
    who would you choose?

    • Lop

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Pheromosa 👀

      In all seriousness Toxapex, wittle them done

      • EarthenWarrior

        no legends or mythical

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Ultra Beasts aren’t legendary

          • EarthenWarrior

            they’re not allowed regardless

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Without Marshadow…
      Araquanid or Decidueye

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        RU serious

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Nice old rod with that bait tho

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            I was lit just making a pun boy 🙂

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But the particular pun you know triggers the shit out of me so

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m considering Pangoro’s ferocity to bring home the glory

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
        • EarthenWarrior

          Bullet Punch and poison Jab

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Most would outspeed
            (And why not gunk shot?)

          • EarthenWarrior

            i don’t trust that 85% accuracy

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Poison Jab doesn’t Ohko a sylveon btw

          • EarthenWarrior

            well don’t forget i still have bullet punch which gets a iron fist boost and i only run Life orb
            i don’t expect Pangoro to beat fairies on his own but they still fear that punch

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            M8 , choice band poison jab doesn’t even Ohko
            Any fairy can basically kill it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i am fully aware

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            :3
            My job here is done

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Pangoro is cool, underrated af imo

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Gallade. He makes the cut

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Fighting the urge to slap a bitch

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I knew you’d make a pun, I must be psychic

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            You better beleaf it

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Wait…. what …..
            We mentioned Gallade

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Leaf Blade

            Think outside of the Pokemon Box

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            True true, but would you just knock it off?

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I don’t know why people don’t mention this but why tf wasn’t the battle competition giving out Hoenn starter megastones a Hoenn and Alola challenge like the Kanto and Alola one was?

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Can someone explain this?

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Fuse two Pokemon, give type, ability, name and appearance. No new features, everything must come from the two sources

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Ash-Greninja and Mega Charizard X
      Blast burn and water shuriken are the only two moves
      Can win and lose leagues at the same time

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Mega Ash-Charninja X

    • EarthenWarrior

      well i did have this idea for Rhycadrill Excaperior
      it would be Rhyperior’s body with Excadrill’s claws on his hands (which can clamp together and drill) and Excadrill’s horn on the head
      it’s ability would be Sand Rush or Force
      Ground/Steel

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I feel like you throw those abilities on every ground type

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Well I mean

          Those are Excadrills abilities

        • EarthenWarrior

          i really don’t
          Those are Excadrill’s abilities and i could’ve easily given it Solid Rock, i mean it can be either of their abilities

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Vileplume + Parasect

      ParaPlume

      Instead of a mushroom, Vileplume is Growing on Para’s back.

      Ability: Swarm

      Stats:

      Hp: 104
      Attack: 110
      Sp. Attack: 120
      Defense: 97
      Sp. Dedence: 110
      Speed: 87

    • Lopovoir
      Normal/Psychic
      Honed Senses: Allows the pokemo to hit the opponent regardless of type ( upgraded scrappy basically)

      Something like this
      http://img03.deviantart.net/9a6a/i/2014/254/4/a/gardevoir_x_lopunny_by_seoxys6-d7yttt9.png

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
  • UnburdenedLegume

    I forgot to buy the charger for the Joy-cons smh. Now i’m pretty limited to only playing in handheld mode until next month…

    • Put the joyCONS on the screen then put it on the dock

      • UnburdenedLegume

        On the screen?

        • The actual switch

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I’ve tried that before but it keeps saying they’re not connecting?

          • You may be having a separate problem

          • UnburdenedLegume

            how? Its brand new

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    If the Jungle had a tourney who would win

    No pokemon

    Actual fighting with real people

    Go 👀

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I’d die instantly from some sort of malfunction the moment the tourney started
      I’d betting Earthen because he’s physically bulky and has the build of an Aggron

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Y’all know this is right

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yo

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Fro

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      When I was 13-14 I I trained Taekwondo so…

      Not me because I don’t remember anything D:

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I’d make an alliance with you but I’d be instantly dead when it started so

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Good, so I don’t have to backstab you :p

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            yey

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’d run at full charge
        grab you with a bear hug
        crush the wind out of your lungs then then trip under my own feet and use whoever is in my thrall as my landing cushion
        and if your ribs didn’t completely shatter i’d just pin you down until you submit

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          °_°

          Tmi dude xD

          • EarthenWarrior

            is it my fault i have these thoughts nearly every day?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            You sometimes scare me lol

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          I’m a skinny sixteen year old boy I’ll run until you faint 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            disqualified

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            My post bitch

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            What if you faint first •_•

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            I’m used to running from my problems so I doubt it

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Very relatable

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Your foe’s Not Fairy Nice fainted!

            Send in a new Fighter?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            *sends out Kurusu*

            >:D

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Kurusu used tackle
            *Trips on rock*
            Kurusu Fainted

    • I think i would lose pretty quick

    • Get off Kurusu!

      I feel Earthen would easily win

      I don’t fight I run from it unless provoked then I’ll use every ounce of might I have till I have won or I’m completely wore down to nothing

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I wish Primarina got wish

    • EarthenWarrior

      i wish primarina was gone

      • Now I only want you gone!

        • EarthenWarrior

          you can’t get rid of me that easily

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          She was a lot like you
          (Maybe not quite as heavy)

  • KᑌᑭᑭO
  • You know what really bugs me?

    Heracross

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      I’ll fight you

      • Reread it

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Reread mine

    • EarthenWarrior

      Why is that….

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m Fighting the urge to cry

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      (Pulls out popcorn) Oh boi

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Earthworm how does this gif make you feel because it bugs me tbh

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/529da6e5967fbd14877f94ba239b4f42e136de96e6154b30566265de3627152b.gif

    Could’ve made some much better colour schemes with the concept or just like different oddly coloured pokemon

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      That bellsprout…

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Pink is not its colour

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Looks…. interesting…

    • Ultron

      The Rhydon shiny is so much better than the real thing

    • EarthenWarrior

      well to be fair i like this episode
      its one of the few episodes where Rhyhorn and Nidoking has a prominent appearances

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        I know but the pink doesnt go well with it

        Should’ve had a different shade tbh

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’m not gonna get my panties in a knot over a gen1 Anime episode

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Not expecting you to I literally just saw it and thought of you

          • EarthenWarrior

            dawww i’m flooding your nightmares

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      What really bugs me is the frame rate

  • I’m so tired of playing Mercy…

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Same

      But whenever I decide to play tank disrupter or DPS the world suddenly lacks healer mains

      Also I got her event skin 😀

      • I got it too. The only one that I got that I actually wanted

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    All the trial captain’s names backwards
    amilI
    anaL
    ewaiK
    wollam
    alorecA
    aniM

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      One of these is not like the others

    • EarthenWarrior

      heheheeh Ewailk

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I thought you’d be more interested in the one above it ;3

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s funnier if i didn’t take the obvious path

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            yes

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      And of course the little girl is the one with the suggestive backwards name

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        She likes her strapping swimmers in the back

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Good for her :p

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            :3

    • Ultron

      Anal is the best

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I mean she had an Araquanid so

        • Ultron

          It killed like 3 of my pokemon

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Just being a good lil spooder

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh…my frack……….Trinity-Fate’s latest commission….

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Who?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Deviantartist, he’s a god for drawing bottom heavy gals

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        A DeviantArt artist, all of his art is Mature content tho

  • EarthenWarrior

    sooooo here’s my biggest pet peeve stopping me from buying MK8D
    i just can’t buy a Mario Kart remake without new courses
    which gave me a idea
    what 4 courses would you like to see as a retro course?
    it can be literally anything that exists

    (and if you really want to go the extra length 4 fan courses)

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Waluigi pinball is the only thing I need

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Wagreed

    • I just want Shy Guy Bazaar again

    • EarthenWarrior

      3DS Rock Rock Mountain
      N64 Banshee Boardwalk
      SNES Snow Land
      GCN Wario Colosseum

      and for a new innovated course
      a course based on Splatoon’s Blackbelly Skatepark/or the Reef
      One that takes you through the Pi’illo Island
      The Inigmansion from Sticker Star
      and lastly Pikmin Planet

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I’d like you all to picture a world where Araquanid has 30 extra base HP and access to aqua jet ….
    Are you scared yet?

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      No, im only afraid of real spiders :p

    • EarthenWarrior

      O_O

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Exactly

    • Chaos

      Give it bulldoze so it can get past Croak at least

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I mean….. it needs counters… if it had 30 Base HP It would NEED counters

        • Chaos

          Counters are for chumps.

          Take a leaf out of Pheromosa’s book. Who needs counters?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Comfey

            No but seriously, I love Araquanid but I doubt a mon like that would desire to be that broken
            I imagine him being a little introverted and shy
            My lil Spider bbu
            Ish so cute

          • Chaos

            I do feel it will get Aqua Jet at some point, but asking for a stat buff Is a bit much, I mean they only really started doing stat buffs since last gen, but then again could always happen.

            HP would maybe help it take physical hits slightly better. But a +10 to attack wouldn’t go a miss. My biggest fear is GF deciding to nerf Water Bubble.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I can see it too
            I’m saying that stat buff as a joke… I know how broken it would be…

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Picture a world where shuckle gets an Evo.

      Eviolite Shuckle.

      Are you scared yet?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Not as scared as buffed Araq
        At least shuckle can’t nuke the metagame

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    What are you guys afraid of?

    Spiders, but only big ones. Why must such common, beneficial creatures be so ugly?

    Crabs. Spiders of the sea, but with actual pincers.

    Scorpions. Long spiders with pincers and stingers. Yikes.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Spiders are cuteeeeeee

      I’m scared of Earwigs, sometimes fire, and am rather claustrophic
      If I have no space to move, I have a panic attack

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        D I S G U S T I N G

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Nu

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Just one tier lower than Araquanid ;p

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Can you please stop?

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Dude chill it’s just Pokemon if it’s effecting you this bad take a break

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            No but you’ve commented about it three times today, I’m starting to think you’re targeting me

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Dude wtf

            I make jokes about everything when the opportunity calls, and if you can’t cope with it don’t dish what you can’t deal with

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (shrugs)

    • Chaos

      Not much of insect person myself. Literally all insects.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        WHY IS EVERYONE AFRAID OF THEM!?
        I hate Earwigs, but besides them, none

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’m not afraid of them but i hate their smell

        • Chaos

          Wouldnt say it’s a fear as a such, but I just get really creeped out by them. As long as I see them I’m fine, it’s when they disappear from view…

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I think a lot of them are cute

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          They’re gross as heck tbh

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Not really! Caterpillars worms and spiders are cute and dragonflies are Perf

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Worms and spiders aren’t insects boiiiiii

            :p

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Dragonflies, locusts, taht stuff

          • Chaos

            Anything smaller than the size of my fist with an exoskeleton, a slimy body, or too many legs.

    • Spiders spider spiders

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        ;~;

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Eww

    • EarthenWarrior

      hmmmm i’m i am afraid of my things breaking or data being erased

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Heights, they make me very uncomfortable

      Thunderstorms, for some reason

      Bugs of all kind.

      Large dogs

      Etc…

    • Get off Kurusu!

      -Certain bugs
      -Being on Large Ships (Reason: Titanic)
      -Absolutely Terrified of Heights (seriously I get spooked sometimes just being on the second floor of the mall)
      -Not a fan of blood either

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Oh and Lightning and Thunder while sleeping (I feel I have died when that happens)

    • Gamer Dragon07

      If anything, I would say cockroaches and centipedes. Spiders just a bit, but I will freak out if I spy a roach close by. With centipedes, I had a traumatizing experience when I was a kid. I was messing with a rock pile in the backyard then all of the sudden a centipede crawled out of the pile and charged at me, I high-tailed out of there in a flash

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Opposite! Things that you love? Besides obvious things like family and friends. Nothing sexual please *cough cough Earthworm cough cough*

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Whatever doesn’t get taken away from me…

    • EarthenWarrior

      oh darn

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Cute animals
      Honest conversations
      Hot drinks
      Sunny days
      Snow days
      Warm rain
      Lots of plant life
      Nature in general tbh
      Dark chocolate

      Its the little things

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Warm rain eh?

        • EarthenWarrior

          golden showers amirite

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            I’d prefer bleach showers atm

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s exactly what I was thinkin

    • ☆Fae☆

      The beauty of life and nature, and the way a person looks at things they love. Joy, happiness and kindness. The rain on a tin roof, and a gentle rain when the sun is out that creates a rainbow afterwards. The warm breeze and the sun set and sun rise. The stars and moon shining down on me at night. These are a few of the things I love.

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        GAAAAAY

        Also so these are all so cute

        • ☆Fae☆

          I am gay yes

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Greeting fellow male I am also homosexuality

            Its Fairy BTW

          • ☆Fae☆

            I know who you are, I don’t often forget

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Haha, was just wondering since I’m always changing name XD

            Although this one makes it really easy to guess :p

            How you holding up? Don’t have to answer if you don’t want, I’m going through some stuff now myself I’m not comfortable sharing here

          • ☆Fae☆

            I’m doing well, I’m trying to live by my grandmothers principals for life and becoming someone she would have been proud of, after all heaven is how you are remembered and loved by those you leave behind, to make a difference in the lives of people and live in their hearts forever, you will never truly be gone.

            I am very sorry to hear that you are having some difficulties right now, but just remember your soul is strong and you can get through any obstacle.

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Aww thanks Fae! I won’t elaborate on my situation, but this has happened before and whilst it’ll be sloppy as it happens it’ll be better for everyone when it ends ^^

            Also, I’m sure your grandma would be so proud of someone as nice as you, and what you’ve said about heaven is beautiful. I hope that you continue with your path and reach the person you wish to be, even if I feel you’re already there ^^

          • ☆Fae☆

            Well thats quite a lovely response, I thank you and you will be in my thoughts throughout this tough time of yours, hoping it all works out

      • ☆Fae☆

        I forgot to add thunder and lighting, and foggy days

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I also love foggy days, it feels so beautiful and mysterious to me

          • ☆Fae☆

            exactly, I revel in the dark and dreary days for some reason, it makes me feel at home and alive

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Cats, videogames, Good Anime, Almost crying, Great Movies, Nature, Summer, Landscapes, Rains, Cloudy climate, Darkness, Salt and finally Chocolate

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Chocolate! What kind? My local supermarket sells dark chocolate with blueberry flavorings in it and it’s positively divine!

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Brown chocolate, the original. But I also like white chocolate

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            I’ve gone off white chocolate as I’ve gotten older but you can never go wrong with milk/brown/whatever! 😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      Fiiiine
      -Brutally decapitating traitors
      – Sipping fancy wine out of skulls
      – eviscerating the elderly
      – testing new weapons on wayward travelers
      – and selling human organs to the black market

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        ಠ_ಠ

        • EarthenWarrior

          you wouldn’t let me do my kinks

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Actually in all serious… I just love … well… nature I guess….. and scenery…. I’ve always been big on loving stuff like that…
      Particularly spring (Since summer is too hot and me and heat don’t get along)

    • Art… puppies… movies…. Earthbound

  • UnburdenedLegume

    How many shrines are there on The Great Plateau? Just the 4 you need to do for King Rhoam?

    • TheNintendoChip

      Yes

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Last shit post! Pet peeves? Things that tick you off, but nothing that can by themselves really get you angry

    • ☆Fae☆

      I have no pet peeves but I do have a rather bold view of certain wayward individuals

    • EarthenWarrior

      People
      Stupid people
      old people
      stupid old people
      people who don’t participate in online matches
      Wusses
      bulky legends
      Any pokemon with prankster or Serene Grace
      People who shit on games for no good reason
      Feminazis
      SJWs
      Hipsters
      people who don’t understand D&D (and dick around)
      Douchebags

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I’m very black and white
      I like most things, but the things I don’t like really piss me off

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      When there’s a lot of people talking at the same time.

    • Triggered/Attack Helicopter memes

      • EarthenWarrior

        can we have like a total purge or something
        this world is pretty much unsalvagable

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          (shrugs) there’s a few people I actually care about with all my being so …

          • EarthenWarrior

            but the idea of getting rid of all the stupid blind SJWs and Feminazis doesn’t arouse you?

          • I’d focus my efforts on alt-right bigots and white supremacists

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Not if it means losing people I care about
            Even if the world is unsalvagable, I’m fine if I’m with em

        • Now we got Bill Nye memes being used to mock trans people so isn’t that fantastic -.-

          • EarthenWarrior

            Science and logic
            their worst enemy

          • My favorite response to it all:

            Transphobes: Science will back me up
            Science: Yeah no
            Transphobes: Nevermind science is fake

          • EarthenWarrior

            they’re just by the books crazy
            don’t get me wrong, there are people who truly struggle with their gender i get that but a lot of the time they just go way overboard

            even more so when they get angry when science is in play

          • Wait I’m confused.
            A lot of trans people aren’t like those “SJW”s trust me it’s a very VERY small but vocal minority.

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Remember when Triggered was cool?

        Yeah, me neither

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          It was funny like in niche and few occasions imo

          Then it lit just got overused for everything and got ruined beyond belief

          So lit every meme

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Triggered sometimes gets a chuckle out of me but attack helicopter is irritating even if I can slightly understand it?

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      That moment you want to take a bath/shower and you can’t get the damn thing to be the right temperature, it’s either frigid or scalding

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      I’m sorry feel free to agree

      But people who can’t dissociate gender from interests or aesthetics

      Honestly cosmogender feels like some bullshit people would use to insult non binary people but nope some people think their gender is fucking space for some reason

      Not saying non binary is stupid tho, I’m mostly neutral – positive to the ones that aren’t just grabs for attention (such as fluid, a, and a few more)

      • EarthenWarrior

        i have ZERO idea what any of that means

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        *feel free to disagree

      • I don’t know why it’s hard to understand that it’s a spectrum.

        You are male, female. somewhere in between, a bit of both or non at all (agender)

        You can’t be space

        • EarthenWarrior

          to me it’s either yousa dude or isa chick
          and if your neither den get lost

          that’s my philosophy

          • Well that’s unfair to non-binary people. They exist and they’re not going away

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i have no idea what that even means

          • Non Binary means not male or female

          • EarthenWarrior

            is that even scientifically real?

          • Yep

          • ☆Fae☆

            alternatively there are also people who are born with the features of both sexes, intersex people. so they are neither a girl or a boy unless they chose to identify as such

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Is that a hermaphrodite? Cause I’ve never heard non binary till now

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hermaphrodite is having a dick and a vagina

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Oh yeah hmm wonder how having neither works? How do you pee?!

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Exactly my opinion! It’s boy, girl, inbetween, fluid between, or off it completely imo.

          Its based off of animal sex dynamics and how that determined how men and women acted before we became self aware

          • They just gotta remember
            Gess

            Gender
            Expression
            Sex
            Sexuality

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      • ☆Fae☆

        I mean I understand what you’re saying, I believe non-binary and agender is fine, thats valid af, but then again I also know that there are some people who choose to go into that spectrum and then say or do stupid shit to invalidate trans people, but thats a separate issue.

        I also get peeved when people associate your interests with gender, like, liking pink and playing with dolls doesnt make you a girl, and liking trucks and sports doesnt make you a boy, thats societies concept that they like to enforce and we shouldn’t feed into it. If you are a boy (cis or trans) its because you are one, and the same goes for woman, its a mindset, you can be mtf and like “masculine” things and vice versa

        • ☆Fae☆

          and then theres people who identify as animals and are completely serious which…. ugh

          • EarthenWarrior

            granted i consider myself a lumbering bear ape but i know that’s just how i roll

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            What’s the name for that? I can’t quite remember

          • ☆Fae☆

            Otherkin and then theres transpecies, not exactly the same but they fall into the same mentality

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            When they consider themselves like trans people I legit get annoyed

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Therian when they feel identified as an animal.

            Otherkin when they’re identified as a Mythological entity

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh so like the Landoruses

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Agreed, I’m a guy and I’m not completely masculine but I’m comfortably male

          • ☆Fae☆

            Im both masculine and feminine all at once, which is why I reject gender roles entirely

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Me too and I used to play with “girl” toys, but i’m not gay (I more used them cause I played Pokemon and big beefy war guys don’t really look good while playing with a treeko or Pikachu toy while polly pokets actually fit quite nicely)

          • Yep yep. Your gender and sexuality aren’t based on the toys you play with. It’s not like figuring out who the avatar is based on which toys you pick

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Yeah and after I finish my walk I have something to say about something, but I’ll wait till after to share

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I act …. somewhere smack in the middle
            Like I have my mix… I act really feminine and really masculine at random really

          • I’m like 90% feminine most of the time? I think?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I dunno what I am anymore

          • ☆Fae☆

            A human bean

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            What kind though?
            Bush’s Baked?

          • ☆Fae☆

            lima bean

          • ☆Fae☆

            thats also a human bean

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh boi :3

          • ☆Fae☆

            that one kid in elementary school that licks windows and sniffs glue is gunna put you up his nose, probably

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I didn’t nose that

        • Exactly. I feel like there is this sorta narrative for trans people that should really be gotten rid of.

          It’s that story you hear where a boy grew up playing with dolls and make up and all that and always knew they were trans.

          Which wasn’t me at all. I played with cars and trains and video games and I drew. Non considered especially “feminine” it took me a long time to know I was trans thus confusing the people around me who think that is how all transgender people are.

          It also hurts boys that just like feminine things. Tough I’ve noticed that it’s a lot more acceptable for girls to play with “boy” toys

          • ☆Fae☆

            exactly I always cringe a little when I hear someone saying those things, like I’m happy you’re coming out, but you shouldn’t associate it with playing with dolls and such.

            And sadly there is a problem where woman can wear and play with things that are socially seen as male things and no one bats an eye, but when it comes to men being interested in wearing feminine clothing or playing or doing things commonly associated with women, everyone freaks out, and I personally blame sexism, because society deems woman as inferior and like its some awful thing to like things that are geared towards women. Screw the patriarchy, this is why we need feminism.

          • And I think that some of transphobia roots back to sexism too. Because these cis heterosexual men see a transgirl and it just slaps their perception of gender in the face. What they see as a man becoming a woman makes no sense to them because why would a man want to become the “weaker sex”

            They also fail to understand dysphoria and the trouble that faces trans people so they end up adding onto that with transphobia

          • TheNintendoChip

            I’m on the flipside. I like really “girly” things, act fairly “feminine”, etc. A lot of people assume that I’m gay because of it, I think?

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Your questions… JK buddy but what peeves me

      Repeating myself, People who don’t answer questions (aka my brother), mispronounced words such as Creek and Robot, my english class, my German teacher and bees that stalk you when you walk by

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Well today has been absolutely depressing…
    Turns out studying for an AP test is absolutely draining…

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron

      2/10 no Epona game piece

      • EarthenWarrior

        check the Zelda Monopoly

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I think I know the true meaning of Hell

    • Another FNAF Game Theory?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        It happened but no that isn’t it

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        D I S G U S T I N G
        I
        S
        G
        U
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        T
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        G N I T S U G S I D

    • EarthenWarrior

      a rabid badger biting your ding dong?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Would prefer it at this point

      • Damn those badgers destroying doorbells!

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      In my social studies class (I’ve already mentioned why it is literally teh worst)
      I got sat next to a certain kid….
      And not just that any kid
      The idiotic kid who’s incredibly stupid (There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just unbelievably stupid), cocky, never shuts the fuck up, basically the embodiment of an annoying idiot…..
      Yep…. every…. ninth… period….
      I want to die

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Ninth period? My school only has seven, and one is a fifteen minute registration class :s

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          That’s nice…. really nice…. why can’t my school be normal

        • I only have 4

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Noice!

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Lucky I have 8 and on Tuesday and Thursday 9

      • My entire biology class

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          This kid called the war America Fought for independence the civil war… and meant it

          • I don’t even want to die

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I do

          • EarthenWarrior

            That can be arranged *Points to yonder guillotine*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That can’t arrange anything.. it’s not even actual here… this is just a computer

          • EarthenWarrior

            WAY TO SUCK THE FUN OUT OF RP RAPH

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (shrugs)

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          VROOM ATTACK HELICOPTER TRIGGERED FEMINIST?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’ve been there….
        this ASSHOLE JORDAN ANNOYED/PICKED ON ME 6th-12th
        I told him he was Pestering me and began using that as a way to bug me

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          @symmetricaljesus:disqus WHY DID YOU HURT EARTHEN

          Oh god…

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Because I’m Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Goddamnit XD

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        “There’s nothing wrong with him”

        Proceeds to call him cocky, annoying and an idiot

        • lol I think he means like he doesn’t have any disabilities

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s what I meant, I didn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea XD

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Disabillities

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        I can relate, almost my entire classroom in the past year was like this. It was hell

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I’ve always had classes all like that
          But this kid? He’s something special… a whole ten levels ahead

      • ☆Fae☆

        my sisters boyfriend is in your class?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Oh god….

      • TheNintendoChip

        The good news is that when you get to college, you’ll never have assigned seating anymore! Yay! The idiots still exist though

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yeeeeeeeeey

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Sounds like half of my English class cause they never shut the f*ck up!, always talk over the teacher which riles her up and they are just f*ckin’ stupid as in the critical paper (determines whether you pass or fail the 3 marking period) they got max I heard was 67% out of them and they were celebrating cause of it! I hope they all get held back so I don’t have to be around such an annoying f*cking lowlife area of society!

        But sorry for ranting I hope it gets better for you, you could always ask to be moved if he affects your working

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I know this so well

          Oh, I can’t cause the teachers are shitholes

        • ☆Fae☆

          thats high school in a nutshell, sadly most of those people will actually do well in post secondary and then become moderately successful in life, from my own experience

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Some I have high doubts for that to happen but yeah the rest will probably move on

          • ☆Fae☆

            I had doubts too, like when we graduated my class made the stupidest jock valedictorian and all he said was “get er done boys” and he just graduated from a pretty high end school with a Bachelor of Science so like… the world is a confusing place considering this is the same guy who didn’t understand that different parts of the world don’t all experience the same seasons at the same time

          • ☆Fae☆

            but then again, I’m pretty sure Canadians are smarter in general then people from the states so I guess its kinda excusable

          • I don’t doubt that.

          • ☆Fae☆

            books smarts though, common sense is lacking from us all apparently

          • Hey, 1/2 is better than 0/2
            :3

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            :3

      • gotta admit though… one of my biggest fears is that I end up acting like those people without realizing it.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I doubt you do, I’d bet my life on that

          • wow… your life… all your hopes and dreams… everyone you’ve ever loved and hated… all of your memories…. I can throw it all away by being an ass…

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yep! I have faith in ya Starry! You’ll always be a rad person in my book :3

          • More rad less sad!

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeah!

            (All I can think of is Radion instead of Gladion)

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Same here Star stay Rad!

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Fuckboi Star confirm

      • I know at least 3 kids that annoy the shit outta me.One pesters me and my friends,especially one of them,every goddamn day,and they don’t know how to take a fucking hint when we tell him to shut up or go away (He’s gotten suspended more times than I can count too).Another one is this huge asshole who blatantly disobeys the rules,and when he gets caught,he plays the innocent card and,saying he didn’t do it or the teachers are picking on him or something.The last one just says the stupidest shit I’ve heard in a while and doesn’t care about learning (Ok,that goes for a lot of people,but it’s so obvious with her to me).They just drive me up the friggin’ wall and piss me off!

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          I can probably hunt em’ down

      • Pharap

        “In my social studies class (I’ve already mentioned why it is literally teh worst)”
        https://youtu.be/fb4xGirFOq8?t=30s

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Yes

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Out of curiosity, anyone want to be a character in the Jungle fanfiction I’m writing? It’s actually got a plot that’s solidifying and I’m liking how it’s coming so far tbh

    • Wait did you post the first chapter?

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Ye

        • …. can you repost it I don’t wanna scroll down

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Want me to post again to save you scrolling down (if you want to read it that is)

    • Pharap

      You should keep them somewhere so they don’t get lost in the comments.

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m bored….

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Hey buddy ol pal did you read the prologue and first chapter of the fic? 👀

      • EarthenWarrior

        (that first part was a complete lie)
        and no i didn’t

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Do you want to? 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’re probably gonna do it regardless

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Old Mcdonald

    • EarthenWarrior

      When’s the new episodes

      • May 7th I think

        • EarthenWarrior

          Hmmmm carry the four, divide by Pi….
          That’s this Friday

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Actually its the 8… Sorry I remember from watching CN yesterday

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Just now…
    Me: (Answering questions about abnormal psychology, just casually)
    Question 14: Mary is sexually aroused by aardvarks…

    I WASN’T READY FOR THAT BIG OF A LEAP

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      WTF ONE OF THE ANSWER CHOICES IS PEDOPHILLIA AND ANOTHER IS SADISM JESUS FUCK STOP

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        If those are the answers then this is a pretty easy question

      • I had this question biology asking something like why did the child of two parents get a sex linked disease or something and one if the answers was
        “Pre-marriagital sex”

        Don’t have sex before you’re married or you will all die of hemophillia

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          XD
          Help me

        • Pharap

          It’s weird that Haemophilia can be a biological disorder or a psychological condition.

          Fun fact: I had a girlfriend with a blood fetish.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            How… does that work?

          • Pharap

            Well technically it doesn’t actually apply to blood fetishism because it’s applied to a hereditary disease, but if the disease hadn’t been named first it would have been called haemophilia because it follows the pattern for naming fetishes.

            Unless you were asking about point 2.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I was askin bout point 2

          • Pharap

            I never had to worry about it, she dumped me for another guy before the end of the week.

            She liked the taste of blood and would often ask to lick people’s wounds.
            Compared to other events during my school life, I consider that reasonably normal.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Huh. interesting

          • Pharap

            Now I’m having upsetting flashbacks.

            I need to borrow the society of the blind eye’s memory erasing thingy.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Oh god….

      • Pharap

        You think that’s bad, wait until you study Freud’s analysis of Little Hans.

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          I know Freud is a beautiful ball of magic

          • Pharap

            I’ve been to his house.
            He used to spit tobacco on the stairs for his maid to clean up, even after they bought him a spitoon (I’ve seen the spitoon).

            Also he did drugs. Don’t do drugs kids.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Oh boi

    • http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/018/Ine1AkaF_400x400.jpg

      Why aren’t there more furries that make fursuits of like… aardvarks anyways? Some more obscure animals

    • Pharap

      I wouldn’t call that particularly abnormal tbh.

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        But it just came right the fuck out of nowhere in that unit

        • Pharap

          Welcome to psychology ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Yay XD

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Out of the Jungle Prologue

    Seraph. Kuppo. Kurusu. Star. The four had planned this moment for days, a perfect day witch an idyllic picnic with a healthy balance of carbohydrates, meats, vegetables, and desserts. But that all changed when the Fire – Type attacked.

    Seraph smiled to himself as he blissfully munched on his cookies, unaware of the advancing feline behind him. By the time that Kuppo – who had been sat opposite him – even managed to muster up a warning, the boy was in the beast’s shadow.

    He immediately jumped to his feet, scattering all of his delicious cookies to the floor as his head collided with his Hakamo-o’s cold, hard scales.

    Seraph’s world went as black as his little edgelord soul wished to be.

    ~Line Break~

    A gentle, caring breeze gently caressed Seraph’s face. It slowly awoke him, leaving the boy confused as he looked around the room he was in. His dorm room, which he shared with Kuppo.

    His roommate rushed to his side as he let out a yawn.

    “You okay?” Kuppo asked.

    “Forget me! What about the cookies!?”

    Kuppo grimly shook his head.

    Seraph’s eyes began to well with the tears of a thousand emos. “My… my cookies… They were fresh… New to this world…”

    Kuppo patted his friend’s back, and handed him a hot drink.

    “I’m sure the Incineroar didn’t mean to scare you like tha-”

    “THAT’S IT!” Seraph cried. “IT WAS THAT YAOI HANDED BASTARD THAT DID IT! I’LL DESTROY THAT INCINEROAR! DESTROY THEM ALL! I’LL KNOCK ‘EM DOWN FROM RARELY SEEN TO NEVER SEEN!”

    Kuppo had nearly lunged to the other side of the small apartment-style dorm room in order to avoid the hot beverage Seraph and unceremoniously thrown to the floor. He murmured to himself.

    “You must of hit your head off of Hakamo-o harder than we thought…”

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    And chapter 1

    “I’m just saying that with all the magical and technological advancements we should be able to have more than three Pokemon.” Star shrugged, her three Summon Crystals in hand, turning them over as she waited for her food to come. “I’d die for a Furret.”

    “The three Pokemon you choose allow you to use stronger magical spells affiliated with their types than you could on your own. Having more than three familiar Pokemon could be harmful to your body and mind.” Kuppo refuted.

    “Right, but why do Pokemon have to be familiars? It just feels so convoluted, like fair enough some Pokemon can be kept as pets outside of Crystals, but couldn’t we like keep a few more Pokemon in something technological? I think three more to make like, six would be a good number.” Star continued.

    Kuppo sighed. “Look, I’m not saying more Pokemon would be worse, but technology still isn’t as advanced as it would be without magic, and that requires us to use our own Infinity Energy to interact with and manipulate. Tech that stores Infinity Energy to function can’t run for too long, and utilising energy harvested from leaks from the Crystals which is considered heresy in at least half the world and is also expensive, and finally electric based technology is seen as inefficient compared to mag-”

    To Seraph, Kuppo’s speech became white noise as he begun to speak to Kurusu.

    “So buddy, Star tagged along because she has nothing to do over the summer, and Kuppo decided to wet towel me because apparently my goals are ‘unrealistic’ or ‘dangerous’ or some other Tauros shit. Why are you here?”

    A few seconds of silence passed, with Kuppo’s speech and the clattering of the kitchen being the only ambience in the near empty restaurant.

    The boy simply shrugged at his friend, and then turned back to the book in his hands, waiting for his food to come.

    Seraph entertained himself by practicing his Aqua spell, channeling the energy from his Araquanid’s Summon Crystal.

    Hydro magic allowed the caster to manipulate water in its liquid state. With his arachnid familiar, Seraph could manipulate small amounts of water masterfully or have a weak influence on a large body of water. Without his familiar, his magic was similar to the Jungle guild when it wasn’t news time: quiet and not very impressive besides the occasional nuggets of excellency.

    Seraph had pulled a few small bubbles up above his glass when the arrival of his food cost him to accidently throw them up in glee. Droplets rained upon Kurusu, leading to Star to interrupt Kuppo’s still ongoing speech to make a joke about how Seraph getting others damp was a first, which was met by larger bubble hitting her squarely in the face.

    After the meal had been finished, the party decided to have a conversation about how their magical abilities were developing.

    “Hex is fine, Overlord is fine, Swarm is fine, but Combatant, Hydro and Growth are all subpar.” Seraph sighed, making the flowers on the table slightly perk to emphasise how weak his Grass – Affinity magic was.

    Star stretched, before summoning a small wisp of white light in her right palm. “Charm is pretty strong, seeing as I’ve got two familiars for it. My Hydro’s better than Seraph’s, but my Mind and Summon magic aren’t doing so hot, and the less said about my Combatant the better…”

    “Saboteur is great, but my Hydro, Cryo and Mineral abilities just aren’t good enough.” Kurusu added.

    Finally, Kuppo told his friends of his capabilities. “Swarm. Electro. Hex. Pyro. Geo. Aero… They’re all just average, none good none bad.”

    “You’ve definitely got it best, Kuppo”. Star stated. “Electro, Cryo, Geo, and Aero all allow you to manipulate raw elements, and Swarm lets you communicate with Bug Pokémon. Add in your Hexes and you’re a Jack of All Trades.”

    Kuppo responded. “Whilst that may be true, your Charms are way stronger than my Hexes, and with your Hydro you’re also a force to be reckoned with on the elemental side too. True, your other magics need work, but you have two strong magic skills to last you until you improve.”

    “I wish my Hydro could be as good as your’s Star.” Kurusu sighed.

    “Hey, you’ll improve.” The girl smiled. She then smirked as she looked at Seraph. “Besides, you’re still better at it than Bubbles.”

    A vein on Seraph’s head swelled with anger.

    “I’m trying!”

    “I know.” Star said. “But I feel like you’re forcing it because Araquanid is one of your familiars. You don’t have to use all of your familiars’ Type Magic, you could focus on ones you’re good at, like Hex.”

    “I’m going to carry on learning Hydro for Araquanid, just like you’re learning Combatant for Lopunny. You struggle, but you don’t give up. Why should I?”

    “That’s different!” Star exclaimed, raising herself up with her arms on the table. Her sudden adversity got her a few odd looks from some other restaurant patrons.

    Seraph had flinched when Star moved, but snapped out of it with a retort. “How is it, Star!? The only difference is that I’m doing it for myself and you’re doing it for-”

    “Seraph, Star, now isn’t the time to argue.” Kuppo calmly said.

    The owner had approached the table, a portly yet proud man in an ebony suit. A Ribombee fluttered around him.

    “Everything okay?” He asked, looking at Star.

    “It’s fine, I was just about to leave and get us some rooms at the local inn whilst these guys enjoy some dessert.” She calmly clarified.

    “But I don’t want desse-” Kurusu started, until a nudge from Kuppo and some daggers from Star caused him to go silent.

    “Kuppo,” Star started, reaching into her pockets, producing a silvery note from her pocket. “Pay for me.”

    After her friend had nodded, Star walked out of the restaurant, her gait betraying her calm facade.

    Seraph’s eyes followed her until she exited, before meeting Kuppo’s.

    “You need to apologise.” The boy stated.

    Seraph sighed, knowing his friend was, as usual, right. But Star had genuinely upset him, and in Seraph’s opinion should’ve known better.

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Lol literally just skimmed through and saw a mistake

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Please just consider these drafts because I noticed I forgot to change something -_-

    • R A D
      A
      D

      But why not use just regular pokeballs and all that? :3

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        To make it more mystical and give a reason for only three pokemon XD

        • Doesn’t stop the gym leaders lol

    • Get off Kurusu!

      I love it!

    • Pharap

      Strange.

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Yeah I have no idea where I’m going with this, I’ve just decided to write it out and then redraft the finished version

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Yo guys, my studying session has changed me

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    http://imgur.com/iYGrGRA
    Here’s a pic

    • MelloMori

      Well it is kinda important that you know the differences between those choices XP.

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Very much so

        • MelloMori

          At least it isn’t that hard to tell the difference. Like at least it isn’t asking for something more obscure like the term for the fear of clowns(Coulrophobia) or something like that.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I’m just…. mindblown

          • MelloMori

            -shrugs- I studded to become a Psychologist. Psychology’s pretty tone deaf. I mean starting with Freud you pretty much have to address that most of his theories revolved around sexual urges to realizing that animals are capable of having psychological breakdowns, myself learning it through the tragedy of Penguin Madness, which ends with a Penguin committing suicide by wondering into the ice away from the water and walking until they either die of exhaustion or starve.

            Psychology’s pretty dark.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Basically, I’ve studied a lot too. I just didn’t expect Aardvark love to just randomly show up

          • MelloMori

            Well if you do peruse it as a career, you might be tasked with someone who’s into bestiality. Though I’ll admit that an aardvark is kind of an unusual choice.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I know, if it was something like cats or wolves I would have been prepared but fuckin Aardvarks

          • MelloMori

            Ehh I would have assumed something like live-stock animals or something as out there as Dinosaurs, but I guess who ever wrote the question simply picked the first animal they found in the dictionary.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Basically

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Thats what they like to do ; )

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            YE

    • I want to take this class now

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        AP Psychology

        • I dont want to take this class now

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Damnit

    • Pharap

      I have a qualification in psychology.
      If I had the rest of the question I could probably answer it.

      If I had to guess I’d say Sadism because Aardvarks kill ants.

      Unless this isn’t one of those psychoanalysis things and it’s just asking for the correct terminology for ‘Aardvark fetish’, in which case it’ll be D or E.

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Fetishism and Paraphillia were the other two

        • Pharap

          Fetishism then.

          Never covered when I did psychology but I’d assume from the definition that Paraphilia must have some detrimental effect.

          I was expecting it to be some deep psychoanalysis question because when I did psychology we spent a fair bit of time studying Freud’s daft theories. Poor Wolf Man. Poor Little Hans.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Apparently according to the textbook it was Paraphillia

          • Pharap

            No idea what the difference is between the two then.
            Maybe it’s a frequency thing.
            Or maybe ‘fetish’ isn’t a technical term.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            It gave an indepth reason I can’t rememeber

          • Pharap

            Hrm, I’m guessing they’re definining it as a paraphilia because it’s an attraction to a living creature and they’re classing it as harmful because they’re assuming Mary is going to sexually assault an Aardvark.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Yeah
            (Oh boi)

          • Pharap

            Oh, aparently the internet has it wrong. It’s only a ‘fetish’ if the object of attraction is an inanimate object or body part. Strange.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Huh..

  • MelloMori

    So I finally started to check out the MST3K new series on Netflix. Its pretty great, but pretty much this clip kinda sums up if you’ll like its weird sense of humor. Its also kinda glorious.

  • Ultron

    Toucannon is underrated af

  • Veiland K

    I have everything I want for the Switch right now except the Switch

  • I don’t think they thought this song name through

  • Ultron

    Wowwww…the other person totally cut their wifi so that they wouldn’t lose. Does that still count as a full battle for the online competition?

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well I’m back from my walk got 2 Zubat candies from it I catch 1 more I get crobat

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ugh I’m soooo bored… I’m not gonna buy mk8d…..I’m not gonna buy mk8d

    • Ultron

      We all know you will

    • buy it

      PEER PRESSURE EMERGENCY

  • Ok fam. I’m making another Rom Hack this summer. Any ideas?

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Pokemon Star

      A region where The legend is Celebi

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Pokemon Blues Clues

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Objective: Find the missing Puzzle piece the bad guys stole with you partner a Blue Growlithe XD

    • I just woke up and thought you said Rock Ham and was really interested.

    • Maybe something with transformation? Idk,I’m just kinda into that stuff.(And no,not in a fetishy way.)

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        She should call it Pokemon Mystery…. Hmm…. Cave? Cavern? Prison? Maze? Labyrinth? Hmmmm

        • I doesn’t have to be that type of game.It could play like a mainstream game.Maybe the evil team wants to purge humans and create a world where Pokemon mainly reside.I’m just spitballing here.

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            I know, I’m just joshing

          • Ok,I just saw you mentioned prison in your previous post,and it reminded me of Nanbaka (grear anime,btw).

        • Pharap
          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Why did you have to post this in an area where someone (me) can get that joke

          • Pharap

            Despite being a cult film, you’d be surprised how many people know about Labyrinth. Especially now Bowie’s dead and they’re planning a remake.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Huh…I seee

      • It’s a rom hack

        • Oh,right.Whoops

        • Pharap

          Technically you could edit the evolutions so you end up with a Pokemon that evolves both forwards and backwards. Just couldn’t happen mid battle.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Another one I don’t like, they never stick to the ones I like but they get weird really fast

    • EarthenWarrior

      Just do a freaking Pokejungle edition

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Please make a reference to Mary the Aardvark lover

      • Oh god no XD

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Yes

          • Fetishism at it’s finest.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Who is this weirdo now?
            Govnah?

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Me, did you miss the joke?

    • Pharap

      Pokemon Meme edition.

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Last bit of fanfiction spam for a while

    Villains of Out of the Jungle

    King Earthen XVIII – The most recent King of the Earth People, notorious for their poor treatment of their enemies yet holding a high regard for nature. He seeks to shatter the Crystals of Spirit, in particular the Fairy Crystal.

    Ultron (yo can you throw another name for me it’s a bit awkward using a marvel name XD) – The rogue Prince of the Fire People, who guard the Fire Crystal with their life. His Volcorona is known as the ‘Sun Bringer’ , believed to be the reincarnation of the Volcorona which saved the nation during one hundred years of darkness.

    Fairy of Chaos – A mysterious, insane boy who appears to be the last of the Fair Folk, thought to he extinct. He seeks to help both sides, as he wants their war to tear the world asunder. He’s open about his goal, and revels in the distraught he brings. He loves when his victims know that his help will be a hindrance in the future.

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Mostly just posting this to try and get hype XD

      Dont think I’ll succeed tbh

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Hype was successful! I LOVE IT!

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Question: I saw in the first chapter the Pokemon didn’t really appear so are they just embodiments of crystal or are crystals like Pokeballs and we just can call upon their power from within the crystal while they are inside?

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          Like Pokeballs, they’ll show up outside of their Crystals lager

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Oh ok cause the first chapter confused me

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Iirc Seraph’s Kommo-o (then a Hakamo-o) appears out of its crystal in the prologue

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Oh right I forgot about that

    • Who were the other Earthens?

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Well there was
        King Earthen the Turd
        (Reference to Family Guy right there)

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Nobody knows 👀

    • Ultron

      Krispy K

      • Ultron

        Or Kristofferson

        • Ultron

          Or Lionel, I like that name

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Dankë

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well great Pokemon idea made a rare Poison/Ground type based on the Mongolian Death worm
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_death_worm

    • Get off Kurusu!

      And my Legendary trio is the Weather trio with three new weathe-. Actually kind of two but the one appeared once in a game and I’m modifying it

  • Get off Kurusu!

    So my trio should they have secondary types because heres thier main structure

    Fog Legendary- kind of based on floating white manta ray that blends with fog it flies over head and leads heavy fog at its wake it does this to protect and moisturize its fragile skin. Its already Flying type

    Thunder ball Legendary- a strange creature that conceals itself inside of an armor like body (it has arms and a head that work like goletts that can be pulled in to form a shell) it forms Thunder all around itself and goes on wild rampages throughout the night as its energy overwhelms it. So far only Electric type

    Finally the Acid Legendary- born of the pollution found in cities and the venoms of elsewhere it lives for danger and likes to create Acid Rain and have it drizzle around it as it rejuvenates them, yet they live away from society to keep from harming the Populist. So far just Poison type

    • EarthenWarrior

      That poison legend is basically my Box Legend
      Toxigeddon
      The Contamination Pkm
      Poison/Ground
      Smog Zone: a noxious smog envelopes the battlefield; During Noxious Smog all Pokemon are considered poisoned and take damage at the end of the turn
      (Ergo moves such as Venoshock Venom Drench, Facade, Hex will have their additional effects while abilities such as Poison Heal, Guts, Marval Scale and Quick Feet will be activated)

      This leviathan Pokemon vaguely reptilian in nature is a massive lumbering mass of blackish purple sludge and tainted soil, it walks with its dripping hands and feet with a tail sagging behind. it’s hands have four wide fingers that drips sludge with its pores and its feet are flat with three globby toes, it walks on all fours, on its back is a hardened shell made out of crusty sludge and dirt on said shell are several thin volcano shaped pores that resembles smokestacks constantly spewing out polluted oxygen from every intake, it’s face is grotesquely deformed with three large yellow eyes in the middle of its head in resemblance of the nuclear waste symbol, several gill slits on its longish neck and a beastly mouth dripping drool of pure poisonous filth
      “a nightmarish Pokemon that has once plagued the Eyanu region, it’s body is a living biohazard that causes anything in its path to be contaminated, it was born when somebody tainted the Ancestral Spirit Grounds”

      • EarthenWarrior

        And its counterpart
        Gaiasis
        The Purity Pkm
        Grass/Flying
        Tranquility: When this Pokemon is on the field statuses are cured and Pokemon on the field regain HP at the end of their turn
        This majestic Pokemon resembles a great bird, it’s massive wings a verdant green with each feather a bright petal of either pink, yellow, white and orange, it’s body lacks feet and its tail feathers are silky and long ending with three long streamers, it’s neck has a collar of leaves and a long stem like neck, it’s head highly resembles a bird of paradise flower, with a long reddish green beak, and a crest of spiky orange plumes and pure white slits for eyes
        “Benevolent and peaceful, it can turn barren wastelands into lush vibrant forests by scattering its feathers, it clashed with humans who attempted to harm the Enyanu Region’s ecosystem”

  • TheMonster6893

    So I was thinking about what if we ever got another game in Kanto. Since they released RBGY on VC I actually already have a team set as my “Kanto team”, but I was thinking about if I had to choose another team from Kanto and who they’d actually be. I’ve decided that this would be my team. (In no particular order) It would take a little trading to evolve some into their proper forms, but it could be cool lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd39bd5f897af78f9e60c627b78448a2889a0587beebc2730c8fd3c8bccf1cff.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      It’s usually
      Charizard
      Primeape
      Nidoking
      Rhydon
      Aerodactyl
      Snorlax

      I have never not had a Nidoking during any of my Kanto runs
      Sometimes I mix it up with
      Sandslash/Dugtrio
      Parasect
      Vileplume/Victreebel
      This one run with Casc and Star Bits I used a Hypno and liked it
      During the Red VC I used a Dewgong
      Kabutops
      Slowbro that one time

    • Pharap

      If they set another game in Kanto without including Johto, I’m totally skipping it.

  • I found this on Deviant Art

    what. the. hell.

    http://luizcrafted.deviantart.com/art/Bendy-Histories-678070914

    • EarthenWarrior

      What is this bendy I’ve heard nothing about

  • Pharap

    Grammar Police inbound:

    “know many of our readers are currently offering everything the game has
    to offer.” Incoherant

    “Today, however we’re please to announce something fun for the
    site” please -> pleased

  • Shady
    • Ultron

      I really wish they would just redo Feraligatr’s official art. Take away that smile and do something with its arms…they look so awkward

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    I think I might have come up with a really cool idea for if they ever make a Kanto Remake

  • EarthenWarrior

    I have reacquainted myself with a long forgotten love
    Dr Sandra Lee aka Dr Pimple Popper

    • Gikie

      Dilated. Pores. Of. Winer.

  • TheNintendoChip

    Finally finished all the shrines in BoTW! ^-^
    Took me long enough

  • Pharap
  • Pharap

    It’s the quiet hours, where PJ has been evacuated and only one person remains..

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      And only two persons remains :p

      • Pharap

        I’m not a person though 😛

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          So you were talking about me in the original comment? :0

          • Pharap

            Unless you’re not a person either and there’s actually an unidentified person lurking.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Nah, it’s me 😛

          • Pharap

            Huh, so that thing lurking must not be a person.

            I hope it’s not some horrific flesh-eating demon, I left my flesh-eating demon repellent at home 😛

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I hope it’s not the Espurr from the video Earthen just posted

          • Pharap

            “Just” -> 5 hours

            I hope so, that woman was annoying and those children deserved to burn.

            Luckily it was only a shark, and I had some Shark-Repellent

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง
  • Revadbaber

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    • Pharap

      Only $97?
      I could get twice that by getting employed as a programmer 😛

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks
  • Get off Kurusu!

    Tired. don’t want to go to German this morning. I want to go home and stay here in the Jungle

    • Pharap

      German is a horrible language.

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Nein!

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          ^Er hat recht^

        • Pharap

          Ja. Deutch ist langweillig.

      • Oui, mais la Français eat bonne

        • Pharap

          ‘eat’

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    No exaggeration I can barely walk without my knees shaking.. that’s how bad this AP test makes me feel… I’m fucking scared as shit

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      I have my final exams coming up, and since they all determine 50% of my grade or above (for example in English it’s 70%) so I can definitely relate

      The trick is to be stressed, but not let that stress rule you

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I see… I’m just shit at controlling it…. or controlling anything for that matter

    • Pharap

      Can’t say I know that feeling.
      I always just assume I’m going to do terribly so anything better than not failing is a good result. It’s worked so far – I almost always do better than average.

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I see….

    • Ithsme?

      Lol I’m taking a world history AP test in a little over a week and I haven’t studied at all. 😛

      • Pharap

        No idea what AP even is.
        Don’t like history.
        Extra points for not studying.

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Advanced Placement

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Zoinks

    • You got this!! I believe in yuuuuhh

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Thank yuuu!

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    Hey! Anyone here likes minecraft? No? Well, I’m gonna talk about it anyway.

    So I started playing minecraft again and I thought I could create a texture pack/addon/mod combining minecraft with pokemon sun/moon. So I’m making a list of gen VII pokemon that could be made by retexturing mobs. If you have any suggestions for more pokemobs I’ll be happy to hear them! Here are ones I thought about:

    Rowlet-Parrot
    Dartrix-Bat
    Rowlet-Stray
    Litten-Black Cat
    Torracat-Ocelot
    Incineroar-Husk
    Popplio-Squid
    Brionne-Guardian
    Primarina-Elder Guardian
    Pikipek-Baby Chicken
    Trumbeak-Chicken
    Toucannon-Blaze
    Rockruff-Wolf
    Midday Lycanroc-Tamed Wolf
    Midnight Lycanroc-Angry Wolf
    Mudbray-Baby Mule
    Midsdale-Mule
    Wimpod-Silverfish
    Golisopod-Iron Golem
    Stufful-Baby Polar Bear
    Bewear-Polar Bear
    Spider-Dewpider
    Cave Spider-Araquanid
    Turtonator-Creeper

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      I just realised how terrible this sounds. My Nacho sauce is less cheesy.

    • Pharap

      Once I made a texture pack that turned all the English symbols into Stargate’s Ancient. Fun times.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Ngl how big is Hyrule man. Feel like i haven’t even explored 10% of it lmao

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Phione is a sweet innocent slug child and deserves something to make it different from Manaphy

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Like giving it an Evo that looks similar to Manaphy but different

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Yes

  • EarthenWarrior

    Gooooood Morning Assholes!
    How are y’all on such a terrible morning

    • I’m probably on the 4th or 5th layer of hell now?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Just 5 or 4 to go

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Exploring Hyrule wbu?

      • EarthenWarrior

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          oh my god that’s perfect

    • Pharap

  • So are Callie and Marie actually sisters or is it just their duo name? It’s been bugging me for a few days

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      They’re​ actually cousins

    • Pharap

      That pun would work better if Marie was pronounced mar-rie instead of ma-rie.

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    So Araquanid dropped from C to -C
    Is smogon that fucking stupid?

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Well I mean

      It has a rough time with anything that resists water (especially if they’re physically bulky) and considering how low its HP stat its great defense stats aren’t nearly as bulky as it needs to be. It’s also dreadfully slow and doesn’t have the best coverage, especially since its coverage and Bug STAB aren’t exactly that strong either

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        But here’s the thing
        RU -C? The lowest rank in the tier?
        It literally kills half the tier, resists another half, and has a lot of really strong match ups. I can see it not being A or S but bottom tier RU? That’s a bit much…. Plus, it beats a lot of key Ru threats like Reuniclus, Cress, Shaymin, Salazzle, and Venusaur. I would at least push for B
        Apparently the viability ranks aren’t final so..

        • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

          It’s probably because how predicable it is tbh

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            And Salazzle, and around half the other mons in the tier aren’t? Gardevoir literally runs one set and a lot of higher tier mons resist it. Perhaps it’s a little too harsh don’t ya think? Keep in mind, Tapu Lele is a predictable mon

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Oh, and they consider Normal Exeggutor -C too, which already shows the reliability of this list

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Tapu Lele has amazing offense stats and doesn’t rely on its ability to make one STAB good (although it does become a psychic nuke thanks to terrain), meaning it can dish out four different types offense wise whereas Araquanid can only do one (Leech Life is only good on the physically frail or those weak to it anyway)

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Yeah but still, water hits most mons in the tier outside of Mantine and Toxacroak
            And Mirror coat basically lets it insta-kill some mons, it’s an extremely effective trap

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Though giving it some thought, the validity list isn’t even that accurate yet considering a few other things…. like how only one person can edit the list atm

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            If they know you’ve got Mirror Move it immediately decreases in usefulness because they know to avoid it

            And the thing is Tine and Croak are hard counters, which is probably why it’s so low. Not much Pokémon have such heavy counters in the same tier as them, yet Araquanid has two.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Yeah but Toxacroak literally never comes up…
            And certain mons are forced to attack special, so it forces switches which are quite scary against Araq
            I guess we’ll just have to wait till the tier is solidifirf

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Solidified
            What even is a solidifirf

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Also plenty of mons have two hard counters, it just means they aren’t top top tier
            I’m not arguing for top, I’m arguing for mid

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง
          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I ain’t tho
            I’m just provin a point boi

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Higher tier as in higher rank, particularly Escavelier, Doublade, and Reuni

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Are there more than 1 of those Koroks that can expand your inventory with Korok seeds? Or is just the one guy near Kakariko?

    • Govnah

      its just him i think, he moves tho

    • TheMonster6893

      Only one guy that pops up randomly, but [spoiler] he is stationary in the korok village when you find that [/spoiler]

  • Govnah

    for overwatch/Zelda peeps

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      I need healing

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I was expecting music.

      I got something better.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I’m in Zora’s Domain and have cleared about 8 or 9 shrines i think. Is that good or should i do more before continueing main quests?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      um….spoilers much?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        How is that a spoiler when shrines and Zora’s were revealed before release?

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          i don’t know dude i don’t even know

          • Govnah

            so why say it lol

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i really don’t know why i said it

      • EarthenWarrior

        how is that spoilers

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        I’m avoiding spoilers for the game as much as possible and all I know from this comment is that there’s shrines and Zoras

        Both of which were heavily advertised

        • UnburdenedLegume

          I wont post anything here story related unless i have a question and i’ll use spoiler tags when that occurs

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          oh….well i’m an idiot of the highest calibre

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    @symmetricaljesus:disqus Where you there for the legend of Mary?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      heh legend of mary

    • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

      Psych textbook

      Thank God I dropped Psych for Chem

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        It’s glorious
        Believe in Mary

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    I’m making a movie called “Borderline.” Can somebody help me get footage of Staraptors in the wild?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      why is your goddamn profile so weird?

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        You missed Mary
        It was a psych question that started with the phrase
        “Mary is sexually aroused by Aardvarks”

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          ……wow

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Yeparoonis

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            alright well now i know why your profile says that…..but it’s still weird

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            You sent softcore yokai watch porn tho?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            …….maybe….

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            That was a fairy good point

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ….no it’s not

          • Pharap
          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ….. OH MY GOD

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Here’s a rare footage of Staraptor competing against its BL biggest rival

      https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljnf6TzP61qd87hlo1_500.gif

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        There we go! That works :3

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    In math class
    Googles calculator to do a problem
    Realizes my actual calculator is right next to my arm

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      AHAHAHAAHAHAHHA YOU ARE SOO BLIND

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I wear glasses for a reason

    • Pharap

      And this is why I detest the mobile phone generation.

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Yes

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yeah…

          • ☆Fae☆

            nope

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            you are weird

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            Again

            Yokai watch porn

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            You better watch out for it

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i didn’t put yokai watch porn on here

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            👀

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i didn’t do it at all

          • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

            👀 👀 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            What if what you are saying is true and that that picture was just a weird nightmare we all had at the same time

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Naaaaaah
            WIth a name like his

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            no it was real and i didn’t mean to put it on here

          • ☆Fae☆

            I’m aware, id rather be weird then boring though

      • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

        Nein

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    What kinky fucker named a spider Daddy Long Legs?

  • ☆Fae☆

    Ok so should I just say f*ck it and get BOTW for the wii u? its not like I can afford the switch anytime soon but I will be getting it at some point

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Everyone here who got it say that it’s one of the best game they ever played, so I guess I’d recommend it

      • ☆Fae☆

        for the wii u as well?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          What I heard is that sometimes the Frame rate is lame, but mostly, it’s equally good

          • ☆Fae☆

            oh i don’t care about frame rate, ok, well ill get it and then when I finally have money and the switch ill re-buy it, along with skyrim

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I agree

  • Not Fairy Nice Σ(งᓀᴥᓂ)ง

    Tis I the Frenchiest fry

    https://youtu.be/tl363Wh4ghU

    Seriously tho this soundtrack is amazing I’m listening to it as I’m writing

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    So, any particular less than stellar from SuMo you guys know? I am trying to make them all good
    So far I’ve done

    Lycanroc Verlisify form
    Pal of the sand
    Meow Mix John Cena

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Everything that isn’t an ultra beast 👀

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        (Implying Toxapex is bad)

        I mean worse than RU

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          I mean I’d definitely say that RU is less than stellar considering its only two up from PU

          So pretty much all of Alola

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            A lot is in UU
            (RU isn’t exactly bad… Cress exists there now)

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Also the power creep happened… so RU is basically UU at this point

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Which would mean that the once average become subpar because the roof is raised

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Basically, that’s the power creep in a nutshell
            Uber is broken
            OU is slowly (Rapidly really) approaching that level
            UU is the new OU, good
            Ru is the new UU, the average

          • temporario23

            By this rate, they’ll have to create a new tier below PU called SU (shit used)

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Seriously though
            Or FU, that works too XD

          • temporario23

            Oh, right, forgot that one is already an unofficial tier.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            :3

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            That’s not how a power creep works. It means that the tiers are still what they used to be, it’s just that the Pokemon have moved due to an increase in the power ceiling without a raise of the power floor

            UU is still UU, it’s just that things from OU are now worse because they got counters and competition, etc

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I mean I get that, I’m just saying basically that’s what the tiers are kinda like now. OU basically seems a lot more like Ubers while UU seems more like OU

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            They’re still the exact same levels of powers tho, it’s just because things have changed so drastically that you’re getting an illusion of a difference

            UUs this Gen are no better than those last Gen in their own conditions, etc

    • ☆Fae☆

      Super Mario Shiinotic
      Planet of the apes Oranguru

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Oranguru is actually already really good in the right teams
        But I will give Shiinotic a shot… hope it works

        • ☆Fae☆

          Shiinotic is actually a really good pokemon, it has pretty decent sp.def making it kinda tank like, and it has moon blast, it can also heal and be a sleeper.

          It was actually my MVP in the main campaign, even when all my other pokemon died, it only got taken out twice

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            😀
            I’ll try my best!

          • ☆Fae☆

            ok amy rose

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Damnit

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I have a Bold Rain Dish one with
            Spore
            Strenght Sap
            Moonblas
            Leech Seed

            So, so good

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      When your rank is too high for you and you want to lower it just to appear average

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Yes indeed
        The name is perf

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Perfect

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    man why does everybody think i put yokai watch porn on here?

    • Because you did

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Look at your desktop.

      It’s that picture you posted.

      But maybe you changed it idk

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    Anyone seen the SU leaks? This bomb definitely is deciding if I quit watching or not tbh

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m so lost in SU right now…

    • EarthenWarrior

      LEAKS LIKE FULL EPISODES?

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        No

        Two minute previews

    • I’m goona keep hate watching it

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Have you seen the designs of those silhouettes

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪
          • Yep I think I’m done.

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            TF is the blue one

          • I’m more disappointed than angry

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            They’re just such ugly generic designs

          • They look like bad gemsonas wtf.. why are they introducing more characters anyways? What about

            *ahem*

            Garner
            Amethyst
            Lapis
            Peridot
            Mystery Girl
            Andy
            Holly Blue Agate
            Jasper
            Centipeedle
            The famethyst
            Skinny Jasper
            Ruby Squad
            Connie’s personal life not involving Steven
            Rose
            Marty
            BISMUTH

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Keep in mind the yellow one is actually two in one

            Joy

          • Did… did they do any planning at all? Usually you plan out a story before you make it?

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            No they just need to service the fanbase with more meme characters

          • Uhgggggggggggggg

            At least they aren’t eye bleedingly neon

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not basing them on their appearances
            we haven’t seen what they are like and what they do

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It’s obvious based off the appearances

            One is what happens when Lapis fucks Peridot and the other is an uninspired Garnet/Jasper thing

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T you twat
            look y’all can shitpost on it if you wish but until the actual episodes air and are fully reviewed then thou can complain properly

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Please don’t say twat you yanks can’t pronounce it for shit and I’m already cringing

            And the series is just bad so far even for a kids show so I’ll say whatever the fuck I want idiot XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’re just being ridiculous now

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It’s a bad kids show

            Why do you care so much

          • ☆Fae☆

            no its not a bad kids show, if you don’t like it don’t watch it, but its my favourite show of all time, and I absolutely love it

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            👍

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because i like it?
            I haven’t seen the upcoming episodes and have zero right to say they’re bad yet

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            I’m not saying they’re gonna be bad I’m saying they’re probably gonna be bad form my standpoint

          • EarthenWarrior

            well then that’s your problem

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Then don’t comment on my post and call me a twat?

          • EarthenWarrior

            then don’t act like one then

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Ouchie someone’s opinion is different? Need a bandage kiddo?

          • EarthenWarrior

            ‘One is what happens when Lapis fucks Peridot and the other is an uninspired Garnet/Jasper thing”

            And you’re having the moxie to call me a kid

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It’s half joking and I was talking with Star who had a similar opinion

            I’m not the one who calls people twats out of the blue, does insulting people help you feel big?

          • EarthenWarrior

            look i just calls em as i sees em

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            And I sees the upcoming episodes as not enjoyable for moi

            Au revoir

          • Just because it’s a kids show doesn’t give it an excuse. Kids deserve better

          • Why do all of the brute gems look the exact same with different colors? Amethysts are just purple Jaspers. Like it’s so lazy. Rose was a quartz and looks unique

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It though SU has good character design

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            One looks like they just looked up ‘modern fairy’ and the other looks like they searched ‘gem gayer than garnet’

          • ☆Fae☆

            still a better design than lapis, ALTHOUGH I really hate when the gems are super mono-chromatic, I like gems with multiple shades and colours, like peridot, pearl, bismuth

          • ??? Lapis has a nice design tho? It just isn’t consistant

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            She has a neon function like Topaz has her new fetish bait function

          • ☆Fae☆

            the design itself has flaws, but there are some points of her that I’m ok with, but I hate her colour scheme and her boring dress and hair

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            I really like Lapis’ design tbh, it’s simplistic but not Topaz and Aquamarine level bland

            She should’ve stuck to her debut colour palette though

          • ☆Fae☆

            I feel like they’re doing the base gems more and more simplistic so that their possibility for fusion designs are easier to do, like I can see an Aquamarine/Pearl fusion being amazingly beautiful

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            There’s simplistic and then there’s just bland imo, Pearl’s design is simple but effective whereas Aquamarine just looks like a generic fairy who hot strangled to death

            Just imo tho

          • ☆Fae☆

            thats fine, and I apologize, I get heated on occasion

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Don’t apologise, we all do it

          • ☆Fae☆

            im a canadian, its in my contract

          • ☆Fae☆

            Side note: I apologize if I have come off as rude, its just that steven universe is the thing in this world that makes me happiest and I have a hard time accepting that others don’t see it as the magical empowering show that I think it is

          • I wish I still did :/

          • The neon is terrible. She looks best in Mirror Gem

          • ☆Fae☆

            actually I agree, and I wish that her eyes were permanently white

    • Pharap

      Welp, I’m glad I never liked it in the first place.

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Shiinotic does not get Infestation
    There goes my entire strat

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m still majorly upset that Mudsdale didn’t get Bulk Up
      i mean if the Jizz Rag got it why not a creature known for muscles

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Because Mudsdale is all about sustained power and not buffing its muscles or vitality

        Or some bs like that

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Picture it flexing :3

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Rizz Jag

    • Pharap

      Why would a mushroom be able to infest something with insects?

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Ekans learns it

        It appears to be infestation in general, not just bug infestation

        • Pharap

          Huh, it’s a badly translated move.
          The original name means ‘follow about’, implying stalking rather than an army of tiny insects like the animation implies.

          Seems to be mostly bug, poison and grass that learn it.
          There are som very strange exceptions though.
          It’s a weird move.

  • Daedardus

    http://www.pokemon.co.jp/info/2017/04/170428_p05.html?i006=news

    It’s happening! Or just one big troll!

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      It’s cute af

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Leo should’ve been Solgaleo

    • Pharap

      Who would have guessed that Ophiuchus is a Machoke?
      Gemini should have been Plusle and Minun instead of two Pikachus.
      Not sure what some of these are supposed to be.
      I’m guessing Ho-oh is Apus.
      Murkrow is obviously Corvus.
      I think Arcanine is Canis Major and edge-wolf is Canis Minor.
      Ursa Major and Ursa Minor are obvious.
      Guessing Lucario is Vulpens.
      Rayquaza is probably Draco.
      Not sure about MIlotic since Seviper appears to be Serpens.
      Maybe Milotic is Hydra.
      No clue what Chandelure and Lunala are.

    • ☆Fae☆

      GET IN MY BAG NEBBY!

      *also two of my fav things in one, pokemon and space*

  • EarthenWarrior

    Wow the latest Simpsons did a Pokemon Go side-plot

  • I just ran out of breath ranting about Steven Universe to a friend who doesn’t watch Steven Universe

    • EarthenWarrior

      remember you gotta learn how to intake with your nostrils during a rant
      Pausing for breath weakens your argument

    • Pharap

      Isn’t that what normally happens?

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    What’s everyone’s zodiac sign, and what Pokemon do you feel best suits it?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Gemini.

      And plusle and Minun suits it better, Wich is kinda obvious

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I love them ;3

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      aquarius-pelipper

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        EYYYY

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          AYYOOO

    • ☆Fae☆

      scorpio – skorupi

    • EarthenWarrior

      Libra….
      http://alteredorigin.net/images/wpay/dcNET-WZLibra.png
      granted i very much have a libra personality

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        You’re as charming as a frogs arse :p

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          That’s why I don’t believe in zodiac signs 😛

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Aquarius and Pelliper cause water carrier and represented by air

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Seriously, you tell me a better Pokémon for Aquarius, you can’t

    • Pharap
      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Traditional because they don’t matter anyway

        • Pharap

          Bah, amateurs.
          Good thing mine is the same either way.

  • EarthenWarrior

    So some potential tidbits of the possible Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga game
    Apparently its not the full title and the game might be called “Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser’s Minions”
    No additional info other then this leaked icon
    http://nintendoeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/mario-luigi-superstar-saga-dx.jpg

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      …awesome

    • Pharap

      The original Superstar Saga was gold.

      • EarthenWarrior

        i dunno the underwater sections totally ruined it for me

        • Pharap

          Meh, they didn’t last that long.

          • EarthenWarrior

            they were sooooooo annoying
            and hunting the Beanstar fragments was a annoying chore

          • ☆Fae☆

            I never beat it, I got into bowsers castle somewhere and then lost my game

          • EarthenWarrior

            i kinda feel like restarting Dream Team now….

          • Pharap

            Hermie was the only beanstar obstacle I remember causing an issue.
            Designbomb thing was mildly difficult but mostly easy.
            The Yoshis were easy because I’d already been tracking the beanfruit.
            Can’t remember the other two parts.

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    If Americans ruin ‘bam’ like they’ve ruined ‘twat’ I’ll actually cry

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      but iv’e never heard of that and i’m from america

    • We are going to ruin everything

      Just you wait
      Just you.. wait

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      I’ll make sure to ruin it just for you :3

    • Pharap

      I have no idea what you’re talking about.

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Lucky

        Although I’m mostly joking

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Silvally gets explosion

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      We’ve known since November

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I know, I just wanted to reiterate, nothing wrong with that

    • EarthenWarrior

      so does Lickilicky

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        True
        But just picture Gladion just walking his pet Silvally dog and it just spontaneously explodes

        • EarthenWarrior

          well it IS artificial
          it may look like a creature but its still synthetic

          its kinda like how a Porygon using explosion,

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Does it get that?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i think so so

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It doesn’t

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It’s a creature that is synthetic tho

            Although its origins are synthetic, it’s an organic life form with feelings. It probably has mild cybernetic properties (RKS) but it’s still a creature

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Every machine needs an auto destruction mechanism

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        That awkward moment you learn that your edgy teens dog randomly exploded

  • Undertale’s soundtrack is so good.. I’m listening to it for the 50th time probably

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Me with the bravely soundtracks

      Haven’t even played the game and I live undines theme

      • You should. The hype has died down and it’s a beautiful game

        • Pharap

          I’m going to wait at least a decade just to make sure the hype has really died down.

          • … Can we stop letting fan bases get in the way of playing good games?

          • Pharap

            Nope. Fan bases ruin good things for regular people.

            Besides which I read the plot and aside from meta discussion about the ability to save it was kind of bland.

  • ☆Fae☆

    So hears the T on steven universe, theres a lot of things we all want out of it, and we will never get in an 11 minute time slot, things like character development, more in depth story telling and even better character design (debateble) are all hard and tedious to fit into such a short time slot, combine that with the fact that its such an in demand cartoon and you have a very over worked, stressed out rebecca sugar and her team, every artist knows that when you do your art for others it flounders, but when you do it for yourself its much easier and much more rewarding, so in closing, we have to let it play its course, we will get what we get, its still Rebecca’s vision after all

    • ☆Fae☆

      here’s **

    • Pharap
      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        How can people have tea in such small cups? I always use mugs for mine

      • ☆Fae☆

        thank you, I needed a chuckle LOL

      • EarthenWarrior

        • Pharap

          I remember this advert. They also had Ozzy Osborne doing one.

    • We wouldn’t have a character development problem if they cut out all that filler. On my tumblr blog I made a new order that adds episodes that actually develops characters

    • Also didn’t Lauren Zuke kinda force Lapidot into the show? Correct me if I’m wrong

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alight i gotta bouce

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    Who’d win on a battle royal between all starters?

    Bets on Blaziken

    • Primarina. It gets Ice Beam so

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Gets nuked by Sceptile

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Greninja because of Ash-Greninja

    • ☆Fae☆

      Feralagatr

      but tbh, the only one that would win would be greninja because of favouritism and battle bond…. blaziken also had a lot of favouritism and so did charzard, meanwhile the johto starters are still waiting for the love they deserve >: C

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Mega Johto starters/Z moves in Sinnoh remakes

        Plz

        • ☆Fae☆

          honestly I think thats what they are saving them for, we’ll probs get megas for both the sinnoh and Johto starters in the remake, its the only thing that makes sense, although Z moves are kinda boring imo

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Sinnoh starters are most likely the ones getting attention in Sinnoh remakes tbh

      • Oh yeah Feraligatr would probably win actually

        • ☆Fae☆

          it has a pretty good move pool and can stomp grass with ice

          • Plus it’s HA

          • ☆Fae☆

            yesss, its my fav for many reasons

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Greninja because of that stupid form shit

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Welp I gotta go take my AP now… wish me luck and hope I don’t die of fear

    • Ithsme?

      Good luck and try not to think about aardvarks too much

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I SHALL

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
      • Pharap

        A shamrock? 😀

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Yep

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I shall!
        THE POWER OF 4chan!

      • I’ll take that too since I’ll need it to finish my research paper tonight (Also,I’m Irish,so I guess that helps?)

        • Pharap

          Irish from Ireland or ‘Irish’ American?

          • I live in America,but I am part Irish.If that’s what “‘Irish American” meant,then yeah,I’m that.

          • Pharap

            Then you’re American of Irish decent rather than just ‘Irish’.
            You’ll upset the Irish if you go around calling yourself Irish 😛

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            well if that’s the case i’m german as FUCK

          • Pharap

            Trying to upset the Germans on purpose?

    • Pharap

      Still no idea what an ‘AP’ is 😛

      • Advanced Placement

        • Pharap

          That explains the initials, not what it actually is.

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            A test

          • It’s way harder than it needs to be for no reason other than making you feel like you need it to be successful

          • Pharap

            You just described school in general.

          • Ithsme?

            Basically it’s a test you have the option to take in a few different classes in high school. If you do well, you might get college credit.

          • Pharap

            American school system is weird.

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        It’s some sort of exam Americans and Canadians do every month of May Wich is apparently super important

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          So basically final exams but dumber

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            American education system is apparently a poorer version of the British one

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            That’s just American culture in general :p

          • Pharap

            You know what your problem is?

            Not enough tea!
            *hands cups of tea out to all the American students*
            Now take a big sip, forget the names of your presidents and lets start discussing the romans, the normans, the vikings, the celts, Samuel Pepys and 1066.

            Later we will be revising pronounciation of placenames, starting with Wiltshire, Edinburgh and Derby and ending with Cholmondeley, Frome, Leicester and Gloucester.

            😛

          • Pharap

            With the exception of Maths, where aparently they do better.
            I feel sorry for their college system, ours is terrible.
            Primary and Secondary are good though (if you discount the arsehole students and focus only on the teaching).

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Not sure about England but holy shit the Uni I’m planning on going to is amazing there’s like a 9/10 in chance you’ll get a job right after it

        • Pharap

          That makes much more sense.

      • TheMonster6893

        AP stands for advanced placement

        • EarthenWarrior

          I thought it stood for anal plug

      • It means “Advanced Placement”.Basically,you get harder stuff in an AP class than a regular one because I guess you’re smart or something.

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Fail and I’ll put Araquanid to NU

      You have been warned child 👀

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Thanks -_- you’re trash

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          But good trash

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          Sound like my mum

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Sounds like my self confidence
            Cya

  • I want to change my profile picture thing to the inkling girl but Splat2n isn’t coming until June so I feel like it’s too early .-.

  • Ithsme?

    Oh! Happy may btw! Finally the best month of the year, I love may so much.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      May this month be great

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      May I ask why?

      • Ithsme?

        Maybe… 😛

        I love may purely because of the end of the school year. In August during my last week or so of summer I always get really depressed even though I’m off school, but May is just the opposite. Even though I have to go to school everything feels hopeful.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bah, I want this month done now
      This gets in the way of E3 giving us new info and stuff to obsess about

      • Ithsme?

        True, true.

    • Ultron

      May the fourth be with you

  • Ultron

    We really need Pokemon news soon. I’m dying over here

    • Ithsme?

      This is prime Pokemon announcment season. It’s now or never, GF (and by never I mean not this year).

      But seriously though, if we don’t get anything in the next couple weeks or so, I’d say the curtain is closed for this year.

      • Ultron

        I know and it’s making me nervous :/

        • Ithsme?

          This coming week is the most likely time IMO, it really should be any day now.

          • Ultron

            Maybe we’ll get trademarks sometime soon…?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            please be trademarks PLEEAAASSEEEE

          • Ithsme?

            Could be. The trademarks for SM only came 1 day before the announcment so it’s not too late.

          • Ultron

            My body is regi

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yeah like i want more pokemon info not updates to the apps and shit

          • Ithsme?

            I feel you. However, this year is already crammed full of games I want to play, so it wouldn’t be the worst thing, for me at least.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah that’s true like i want to get yokai watch 2 psychic spectors this year an it’ll release during the summer

          • Ithsme?

            Let’s see, for me there’s:
            – Xenoblade 2
            – Odyssey
            – HZD
            – FE: Echoes
            – ARMS
            – Splatoon 2
            Something I’m forgetting

          • Pharap

            But I like Shuffle ; n ;

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            shuffle is the exception

    • Heros never die

    • Pharap

      Fairy is writing a thing.
      Go read past editions of Fairy’s thing.

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        It’s not even 1/802nd as good as a real game tho :<

      • Ultron

        I have beeeeeen

  • Im a kid now

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    I’m bored, so for starters I’m going to ask a series of questions.

    Cutest First Starter?
    Coolest First Starter?
    Most Memorable Middle Starter?
    Most Forgettable Middle Starter?
    Favourite Designed Final Starter?
    Favourite Typed Final Starter?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      1.chikorita
      2.chespin
      3.servine
      4.dewott
      5.decidueye
      6.torterra

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Tepig
      Snivy
      Dewott/Braixen
      Chestnaught
      Greninja
      Decidueye

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Tepig 😀

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Little Oinko <3

      • Pharap

        Chesnaught was a stage 3 😛

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          *Quilladin

          My memory is my worst enemy

    • EarthenWarrior

      Tepig
      Charmander
      Charmeleon
      Dewott
      Emboar
      Fire/fighting

    • Litten
      Totodile
      Braixen
      Bayleaf
      Primarina
      Primarina

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        ^Good list except Bayleaf fite me m8

        • I like Meganium ok

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Goooood :p

      • Pharap

        Braixen memorable and Bayleef forgettable?
        Other way around 😛

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Popplio
      Treecko
      Monferno
      Dartrix
      Empoleon
      Primarina or Venusaur

    • Ultron

      Squirtle
      Oshawott
      Wartortle
      Quilava
      Decidueye or Torterra
      Delphox

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪
        • EarthenWarrior

          *stomps*

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            *withdraws and rolls away*

          • EarthenWarrior

            i cracked the shell

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            It used Iron Defense 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            i flipped it over its defense drops to 0

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            and then giga impact that shit

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            That’s not Pokemon logic

          • EarthenWarrior

            neither is your face

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            My eight year old sister has better retorts than you

          • EarthenWarrior

            prove it

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Why should I?

          • EarthenWarrior

            because otherwise it’s just empty

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            👍

    • Ithsme?

      Rowlet
      Snivy
      Grovyle
      I can’t remember Frogadier
      Decidueye
      Decidueye

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Someone’s a Grass fan :p

        • Ithsme?

          Believe it or not, I actually have the most even starter record possible at this point. 3 grass, 2 water, 2 fire. xD

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            I was (first time playing each region)

            Fire (even though I prefer Venusaur)
            Fire (I know prefer Meganium)
            Fire (Blaziken is my least favourite starter ever)
            Fire (Infernape <3)
            Fire (Emboar <3)
            Fire (Like first two, don't hate or like Delphox)
            Water (Fairies!!! :o)

          • Ithsme?

            You must love fire fighting types, huh? xD

            Might as well go in order:
            Grass
            Fire
            Water
            Grass
            Water
            Fire
            Grass

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Venusaur! 😀

            *heavy approval*

          • Ithsme?

            Yay for the most under appreciated starter in the group!

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Agreed, Venusaur needs more love :<

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            *now

          • Ithsme?

            Side note, I love Delphox. It gets unnecessary hate.

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            I’m not its biggest fan, but it gets a lot of hate

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Fairy’s dream: Fire/Fairy starter

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Even though I like Grass more than fire now

            All

            The

            Yes

    • Pharap

      1. Eevee (or, in case that’s cheating, Cyndaquil)
      2. Treecko
      3. Monferno
      4. Quilladin
      5. Infernape
      6. Empoleon

      • Ithsme?

        Quilladin is one of the most memorable for me because he’s a huge joke among my brother and I.

        • Pharap

          I did contemplate others but ultimately decided to go for Quilladin because it’s odd and unfitting. I also considered Croconaw, Servine and Torracat

          • Ultron

            Aww you think croco and torra are forgettable?

          • Pharap

            Mainly because they’re overshadowed by their first and final forms.
            By the time Torracat was announced nobody cared because they were dreading Incineroar and lamenting Litten.
            And Croconaw tends to just get forgotten about because Feraligatr is more impressive and Ash had a Totodile.

          • Ultron

            I guess that’s fair..although personally I think torracat overshadows Incineroar 😛

          • Pharap

            Torracat is better than Incineroar, but it was revealed later because of the chinese leaks so it got forgotten 😛

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    Speaking of starters, I really liked how you got the Kanto starters in Kalos. I was hoping you’d get Z-Moved Johto starters in Alola but I’m hoping we get Johto starters in DPPt remakes 😀

    • Ultron

      Mega Johto starters, they need them.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      We already got the Johto starters in Hoenn.

      Also, I prefer for the Johto starters to have megas rather than Z-Moves, megas feel more unique

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Last Gen tho

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          K, but I hope those starters Z-Thingies have additional effect rather than doing just damage, like Mew’s Z-Stuff for example

    • Pharap

      Z moves, much like megas, bored me and I hardly used either 😛
      The starters all deserve both Z-moves and megas though for the sake of being balanced.
      I’m still annoyed that Charizard got special treatment.

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    Gonna blow your minds

    In SuMo, you can get the Johto, Unova and Alola starters. Odd because usually starters are obtained in third versions and sequels.

    That leaves the Sinnoh, Hoenn, Kanto and Kalos.

    Kalos starters were obtainable in the main story of Kalos, as were the Kanto starters. The Hoenn starters have the same treatment in OR AS.

    The Sinnoh, Unova and Johto starters are in ORAS too as post game rewards. But why aren’t the Sinnoh starters in SuMo too then?

    Unova and Johto starters available twice out of story on the 3DS

    Kanto, Hoenn, Kalos and Alola starters mandatory on the 3DS

    S I N N O H C O N F I R M E D B I T C H E S

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sinnoh confirmed for the 107th time :p

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS SINNOH BOIISS

  • Ithsme?

    I’ve made Link into a professional guardian killer. I have the full set from Robbie, the shield, the bow, the bladesaw, and a bunch of ancient arrows.

    • Ithsme?

      *the full armor set

    • Govnah

      I got through two of the divine beasts was gonna do goron one and got bored

      • Ithsme?

        so you just aren’t going to finish the game?

        • Govnah

          I will in due time

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      I did too, just use a Boko shield

  • Pharap

    When Fairy mentioned they were doing a story, I started considering a plotline for a story of my own. Then I gave up.
    But while doing so I started drawing a character based upon myself, so I’m going to leave that here:
    http://pre02.deviantart.net/8412/th/pre/i/2017/121/4/e/pokechar_wip_by_pharap-db7rvt7.jpg

    Sorry about the crappy quality, I used a crappy old camera instead of my usual scanner.
    Also that’s the closest any of you are ever getting to a photo of me, and I dare say I captured my own likeness quite well.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      looks pretty good

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Nice Pokemon choice, and the art is cute

      I’m male BTW :p

      • Pharap

        Thanks. I was going to do more but a lot of pokemon I like are hard to draw so I stuck to the simpler ones (still messed up Espeon’s ear though).

        I’ll remember that. (I don’t like making assumptions :P)

  • EarthenWarrior

    i saw the new SU clips….i need to see how this plays out

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    I finished the test and want to kill myself slightly more than normal

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Nice , where did ya find that?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Muffin button

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            Muffinnn

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i LOVE muffins

          • Govnah

            but we never installed a muffin button

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            we did now

          • Govnah

            do you even get the reference lol

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            not….really

          • Govnah

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            OHH OKAY

          • EarthenWarrior

            Then….how’d i get this guillotine?

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    The literal best thing about America is the ability to run around in circles at midnight while violently flailing glow sticks around like a madman once a year. Besides that, we got nothin….

    Besides a few good food places

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Let’s all be honest here, XD gale of darkness had a better soundtrack than some of the main games

    • EarthenWarrior

      XD:GOD fills me with sadness
      My Memory Card Corrupted when i was about to go to the big towery island place….

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        The battle casino or citidark

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        XD

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Gale of Darkness

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Actually, I gotta be honest , some of the models in XD (granbull) looked fucking disgusting

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    Next set of questions!

    Favourite grass starter?
    Favourite fire starter?
    Favourite water starter?
    Favourite regional rodent?
    Favourite regional bug?
    Favourite regional bird?
    Favourite Pikaclone?
    Favourite pseudo?
    Favourite mythical?
    Favourite ‘First Version’ mascot?*
    Favourite ‘Second Version’ mascot?**
    Favourite ‘Third Version’ mascot?***

    *Red, Diamond, Black 2, Sun
    **Blue, Pearl, White 2, Moon
    ***Yellow, Crystal, Emerald, Platinum

    • EarthenWarrior

      Chespin
      Tepig
      Totodile
      Bunnelby
      Sewaddle
      None
      Togedemaru
      Garchomp
      Victini
      Black 2
      Pearl
      Platinum

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        By the last three do you mean Black Kyurem, Palkia and Giratina? I’m talking about the Pokemon on the box, and the games listed were just examples

        • EarthenWarrior

          I don’t know nor care

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        VICTINI!!

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Venusaur
      Infernape
      Primarina
      Bibarel
      Vivillon
      Noctowl
      Dedenne or Pikachu
      Dragonite
      Diancie or Land Shaymin
      Solgaleo
      Lugia
      Giratina

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        Eyyyy Giratina

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Chespin, Charmander, Oshawott, Rattatta, Scatterbug, Hoothoot, Togedemaru, Goomy, Celebi, Dialga, Lunala, Suicune

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Rowlet
      Cyndaquil
      Mudkip
      Zigzagoon
      Grubbin
      Pikipek
      Togedemaru
      Kommo-o
      Marshadow
      Dialga?
      Lunala
      Giratina

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Last three don’t have to come from the games listed

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Whaddya mean? I mean I know Lunala is here but for first game Dialga was the only “first game one” I liked and Giratina I liked slightly more than Kyurem

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Kk just wondering since they were all just from the games I listed

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I see
            I love Giratina and Kyurem tho

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Decidueye/Serperior
      Typhlosion
      Greninja
      Bidoof
      Staraptor
      Scolipede
      Emolga
      Hydreigon
      Shaymin
      Dialga
      Zekrom
      Giratina

    • Snivy
      Fennekin until Delphox
      Popplio
      Furret
      Vivvillon
      Staraptor
      Emolga/Mimikyu is he counts
      Tyranitar
      Shaymin/Meloetta
      Reshiram
      Lunaala/Lugia
      Giratina

    • Ultron

      Rowlet
      Chimchar
      Piplup
      Zigzagoon
      Grubbin
      Starly
      Dedenne
      Garchomp
      Mew
      Dialga
      Palkia
      Giratina

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well f*ck I’m sick with Chills, Aches, Throbbing headaches and severely tired

    I wanted to punch every a$$hole who said it was too hot today!

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    This is the music they play in heaven

    https://youtu.be/E9s1ltPGQOo

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh the good ol’ days when the wii was the best thing since scliced bread

    • EarthenWarrior

      i think i’d rather be in hell

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        naw stay here in purgatory

      • Govnah

        then your stuck with this battle theme

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          Wouldn’t heaven have good music?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            not really

          • Govnah

            Because ending up in hell is your Last surprise :}

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      ……

      I was listening to this a while ago

  • EarthenWarrior


    Well i’m done, where’d i park the guillotine

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      in your backyard

      • EarthenWarrior

        fantastic
        *walks outside*
        *Guillotine sounds*
        *walks back in unscathed*
        ….My head’s too big…….

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          well make the hole bigger dummy

  • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

    So I’m picking out battle music for everyone in the fanfic to just kinda chill to when I’m listening

    Any of you guys in the fanfic want to pick your own? You guys know yourselves better than I do. Also, don’t shit post please

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        Dankles amigo

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Wait no, I found something that suits me better

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmer-5NinI

          Sorry about that, I’m pretty indecisive

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Wynaut both?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            ….

            Good idea

    • EarthenWarrior
    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Thinking of this for myself tbh considering that this theme belongs to an actual fairy

      https://youtu.be/6k5DUhHtxM8

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Acoustic guitar + Electric guitars = Perfection

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      #galeofdarkness

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        What from it?

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks
      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        disgusting :p

        Really liking it

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          You know it’s great
          I mean, it’s from Gale of Darkness
          Also it sounds surprisingly heroic for an evil team admin theme

      • Ultron

        I never thought this sounded like a battle theme. More like route music.

        • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

          Really? Huh…
          I see it as a battle theme… just not a villainous one

          • Ultron

            Maybe I’m just more into high energy battle music

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            I like both :3

    • Ultron

      Ehhhh I have like 3 favorites

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ru_eeOeL8

      • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

        I think I’ll do 1 and 3 because they sound better for a villain character

        • Ultron

          Trueee

      • Ithsme?

        That reminds me of my deep deep sorrow. Battle frontier rip

        • Ultron

          I’m sorry 😡

          It’s a good remix though ^-^;

          • Ithsme?

            A good remix that was absolutely wasted.

          • Ultron

            Yep, pretty much sums it up

  • EarthenWarrior

    Whelp i’ve done nothing for two hours straight
    i think i’m gonna roll around in something until i find something better to do

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      R. I. P.

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks
  • Ithsme?

    Two things about BotW, possible spoilers
    1. In the GameXplain preview they mentioned an enemy that would sense you from far away and hunt you down. Yet I haven’t found any such enemy, were they wrong or am I missing something?
    2. I still haven’t found the skeletal beast from the first trailer, where is it?

    • TheNintendoChip

      Mind providing links to the two videos? I may be able to give a better answer then.

      • Ithsme?

        I don’t remember which GX discussion it was, sorry. :/
        As for the skeleton, here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/1rPxiXXxftE

        The skeleton appears at around 0:17.

        • TheNintendoChip

          I think that particular one is on the road east of the Highland Stable (the one near Lake tower). Follow the pah that keeps going east across a river, into an area south of Faron Grasslands. It should be near the bend before the river. Otherwise there’s a bunch of them around. They’re called Stalnox. One of them is in Hyrule Castle for sure.

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    I have so much fanmon shit to post but I’m so lazy….

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    Guys, I just imagined something… what if Silvally represents Jesus? Christians say Jesus was sent by God to save people from sins, he died for our sins etc. Silvally was created (probably with Arceus’ DNA) by Aether Foundation to Kill Ultra Beasts and there’s a theory that every UB represents a sin! That would be really deep, because it could represent that Christianity is was created by insane people, Lusamine would represent Mary that knew she was pregnant because an Angel told her so and Lusamine got crazy because she got poisoned by Nihilego… F***k my first theory that makes sense… I’m sending this to MatPat (I know that’s dumb but I’m dumb too)

    • Ultron

      Wouldn’t Silvally be more like the anti-christ?

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Considering how insulting it is to one of the world’s majority religions I’d say that’s a no

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        It would insult them in a secret subtle way and some Christians think Pokemon is Satanic so it would just be GF battling back

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          Right except those are a crazy minority and Pokemon isn’t that stupid

          • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

            Why stupid? If It’s true then the only person who figured it out is a lonely teen, it wouldn’t be very risky. And it could be a way for the creators to show their opinions on this religion. They’ve created pokemon that represent GOD and SATAN and that would be much more subtle than that.

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Because publicly insulting a large religion is bad for PR

            And if it literally was only discovered by *one* person its likely more you’re over thinking something that isn’t there

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yess it’s the best idea ever just make fun of the people who thought you where the devil or satanic (you know whats funny i saw a youtube video where a black woman thought yokai watch was satanic)

        • Ultron

          Earthbound threw shade at crazy zealot groups the best, although they were extremely un-subtle about it.

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Thing is tho it wasn’t a specific group of people and anybody who isn’t a zealot can find the humour in it, religious or not

          • Ultron

            Come on, it was totally lampooning the KKK.

          • Blue blue

          • Ultron

            That part of the game honestly freaked me out a bit

          • Same. Really unnerving. Other than Giygas, the Mu training part scared the shit out of me

          • Ultron

            I hated the mu training part!!!!!!!

            Honestly that game was really dark and freaky

          • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

            Is it bad I forgot they’re a thing

          • Ultron

            No, I envy you

          • The rest of the world should to. They crave attention for their fucked up beleifs

    • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

      Is Matpat really the best person?

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        You’re right it sounds more like a theory Locksdin would make

    • TheNintendoChip

      I know Arceus is supposed to be a God figure and all, but I don’t think Pokemon game would get that religious.

      • It literally created the world

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          Tbf tho it’s a vague creator diety analogue, not as obvious as ‘this is definitely the Christian God look at this man on a cloud’

          Although G-O-D God is obviously the biggest influence imo

          • It’s sorta a combination of many world creation myth gods

          • He also goes Old Testament on their ass in Arceus and the Jewel of Life

        • TheNintendoChip

          That’s not the point I’m contesting. I don’t think Pokemon would get so religious as to have a Pokemon representing Jesus. As @a@symmetricaljesus:disqus also pointed out, it marginalizes other religions that don’t believe in Jesus as a religious figure (Messiah, Prophet, whatever).

  • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

    Fuck it, posting some fakemon/fangame related stuff soon, anyone here who cares bout it??

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      i want to see it

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        :3

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          🙂

    • Govnah

      who are you?

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Seraph

        • Govnah

          oh ok i was confused this whole time

          • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

            ya boi

    • Get off Kurusu!

      I care I do it, but no one seems to notice for mine

      • Sexually Aroused by Aardvarks

        I notice yours

    • EarthenWarrior

      then do et

  • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Govnah

      this is better

  • Kalos Route 7 is insanely catchy

    • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

      Kalos had amazing overworld music imo

      Overhated battle music too but it’s not my favourite

      • It was mostly meh but Kalos had some gems

        • à la mode ┐(・。・┐) ♪

          I really like Diantha’s theme, suits the little of her personality we’ve seen

          • Ultron

            Her champ theme is one of my favorites