Nintendo Switch “Warping” According to User Reports

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According to some users on Reddit, the Nintendo Switch console appears to be bending from heat, or warping, when kept in its dock too long. A photo originally posted by user _NSR  on Reddit shows their Switch is no longer straight after long gaming sessions.

Other users have also chimed in, some who have already contacted Nintendo’s support about a fix or replacement. There has been no official word from the company yet about this particular issue.

Have you noticed this issue, Switch owners?

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  2. i’ve been keeping the switch constantly moving from dock, hand and table
    but mostly i keep it docked and never manhandle it

    but oh joy another thing to worry about

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  3. Hopefully Nintendo addresses this issue soon, it would be pretty terrible to have Switch users’ experiences to be ruined already by the bending.

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  5. Nintendo has to release a new better dock and it has to compensate the earlier adopters like me. I had scratches in the screen, heat issues (the dock covers the back coolers) and frame rate drop because of that. We need an alternate dock, or just a cable to connect it to the TV and power.

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  8. So today…
    I got paralyzed twice on a crucial move in the same match. Scizor didn’t break through and get a OhKO after getting paralyzed by thunderbolt… than when the guy got cocky it happened again

    Another game I have an easy raikou sweep and a Keldeo gets a crit Hydro Pump

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  12. Offensive Decidueye is best Decidueye confirmed. I’ve gotten to 1300 with it and it wins me games frequently

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      • (It actually can live knock off from Gliscor, something I learned the hard way… especially with a Z-Crystal)
        But it’s still actually quite good. It’s Z crystal is flat out one of the best in the entire game, enough to bolster its viability a ton

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          • Trust me, if you know a mon has knock off, don’t leave it in. If you do, you deserve to lose it…
            Plus, it’s very obvious to tell what mons run it and what don’t
            To be entirely frank, Pursuit is the move that tends to kill it. If you know a mon has it, you just play it more carefully, like I do with my Araquanid around mantine or Honckrow

  13. Now that we’ve pretty much gone through Sun and Moon, what would be your 6 pokemon you’d take with you on your journey? Spanning all regions?

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  14. Decidueye gets smack down….
    Picture the image of a Decidueye smacking a Ninjask out of the sky by sniping it

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    • Montiki and Kongidol, though the latter’s not the best. Like I feel it just needs one less letter to sound like a pokemon name. Like Konidol, or Kongdol or something, though those arn’t great. Its just the issue that you can see it as two separate words rather then a mashup of the two.

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      • i know but the reason i might need to change them to avoid clashing with my Monk/Shaolin Warrior Monkey Monkii and Wufookong (Which are Fighting/Psychic and the concept i just love too much to scrap)

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          • the coolest part about Wufookong is that they’re blind by choice
            they fight solely on extreme heightened senses and they do it by keeping their eyes shut

            if they ever open them, they are overwhelmed by the surroundings and go into a frenzy

        • I said conversion
          And honestly? Splash isn’t nearly as good as people make it out to be…. unless gyrados uses it… but besides that

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          • Mimikyu is literally an easy kill for me every time I fight it. It’s stupidly easy to counter

          • It is though with
            -anything that lowers Attack
            -anything with intimidate
            -anything that can burn or paralyze it
            -anything that’s naturally faster
            -a steel type

            Basically a lot of things. I’ve literally NEVER lost a single mon to a Mimikyu in competitive before

    • Flynium-Z salamance and Grassium-Z Volcarona work great for me.
      And I’ve also seen Grassium-Z Heatran and Flynium-Z Gyarados a lot.

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  17. Well I went to the store today final got a new E-Shop card now to rebirth Bank and get me a Komasan background for my DS 😀

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  18. kind of happy I didnt buy this at launch right now with some of the issues going on. hopefully they can be fixed soon

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      • You’re the last person I expected to say that since you said you don’t preorder for this reason, but yeah. In a survey (correct me if I’m wrong), 4% of users reported problems, which is pretty good against the 10% of the PS3 and the 52% of the Xbox 360.

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          • No, don’t get me wrong, I know that. Which is why it’s suprising to hear you say that it’s only a small percentage.

          • I think she acknowledges it, but just doesn’t want to be part of that small percentage (and I agree).

          • That’s understandable. Who knows, my Switch could be bent by the end of the week, and if so, I only have myself to blame (and Nintendo, I guess). I just adopted it early out of a nagging concern that there might be low stock and I wouldn’t be able to pick it up after they work out the kinks.

      • i am so sorry for replying so late. and you are right but with my luck it would happen to me lol I am one of the ones who got a defective ds lite that randomly broke in half. was literally walking through my local mall(which is now gone rip) playing pokemon emerald and it just randomly broke in half.

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      • oh you lot are being ridiculous
        This is a minor flaw to those who aren’t careful with the equipment, every new console could potentially have errors and we need people buying them early to scout them out to send feedback

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  19. Nope, mine’s been flawless. And while it’s not a reason to disregard the complaints of those who seem to be having issues, a large majority of Switches work fine.

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  23. I’m planning on buying Switch, if they release a pokemon game to it, I hope switch doesn’t have major issue when Pokemon releases

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  24. OOOOOOOO
    Yooka-Laylee info spilling, including the last of the words one being a muggy buggy swamp maze and some kinda space pirate one OMG I CANT WAIT YEEEEEEE

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    • *sigh*

      Yeah, I just found out about this. I’m gonna wait, as much as I want to play it there’s no way I’m gonna emulate a game that isn’t even out. It is really dissapointing though, we’re over a month away. . .

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      • Ehh, it is what it is. If anything its kinda nice since it’ll give people a taste as to what Gaiden 2.0 is like and allow people to better set their expectations so we don’t see Awakening era fan’s upset that its so different, and post kaga fans stop claiming that this is “classic” fire emblem. That and blame IS and nintendo for not having better security.

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          • Who knows. My guess would be that it was uploaded in advance to the digital store, it wasn’t secure enough and someone managed to hack in and get the rom files. From there its simply a matter of having either a working emulator or a Japanese 3DS and a little knowledge about hacking and you could play it.

          • Well, time to avoid spoilers for a really old game for a month. I’ve avoided them my whole life, I can do it for another month.

          • Good luck with it. I’m not going to spoil anything for ya, though I might bring up the reception its getting in Japan for sake of conversation or kinda odd design choices that don’t speak of the story.

  27. So I have two provinces to explore still in BotW and a bunch of quests to do, but part of me really wants to just rush through and get all the story adrenaline. I’ve taken my time so far and I hope to continue, since I’ve avoided spoilers miraculously, but part of me wants to just go rush the castle.

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  29. The SuMo starters basically confirmed
    Deci and Prim: Both UU, albiet Prim is a little higher
    Incineroar: NU
    Looks like everything happened as I guessed

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  31. Unpopular opinion here, but I hope that after Yooka Laylee comes out we can start having more Shovel Knight type games that takes various inspirations to form a new game rather than upgrading old ones.

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        • BITE YOUR TONGUE
          Mighty Number Nein was tortuously mismanaged and the people gouged it horribly

          Yooka-Laylee was properly executed with flying colors
          -Graciously funded beyond initial goal and continued to grow indicating a love and belief in the product
          – gave the players a return to a forgotten era of 3D open platforming with colorful beautifully created worlds
          – likable and lovable characters
          – and is being made with people who poured their hearts into something they truly loved

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    • Tbh i kinda considered Yooka-Laylee to be in the same vein as shovel knight, because its an old concept that a lot of modern games fail to utilize, and honestly I would love for there to be more Yooka-laylee games after this one, but for shovel knight, they might have to change a lot to keep it from not seeming repetitive for a second game

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      • But Shovel Knight pulls from multiple games on the NES (Zelda 2, Ducktails, Mario3, Castlevania etc.) but that makes it wholly unique. But Yooka Laylee is basically a sequel. I’m still exited for it, but I just want more games that take from multiple sources with more original concepts

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          • Lol, there really isnt anything wrong with it as long as its a good game. It’s just that I feel gaming looks back a bit too much and doesn’t do much to innovate (which I’m aware is basically a meaningless word at this point). More original concepts is always welcome. But of course I still want sequels and remakes and spiritual successors, but idk, I feel like we can do more for older franchises by bringing more modern concepts into them and adding new things. Maybe YL will do that though

          • tbh theres only so much we can do to make a game unique these days, we have to give them a bone here and there as we see fit because in a way, all game concepts have almost always been done before they just add new twists here and there, however, there are a lot of really original games on other consoles, just look at some of the fantastic games that come out on PS, nintendo based games just have a habit of not shaking things up too much. But I get what youre saying

          • I could rant about game innovation for literally hours. Big game companies for the most part aren’t interested in stepping outside the norm, games still have this weird fixation on one single emotion (fun), we mostly think of games spatially and that limits alot of what we can do, and.. uhgg again, could go on for hours and hours. But hey, I haven’t worked on a game since what? January? So I’m not helping clearly so I shouldn’t complain

          • go scream into your pillow, it helps me sometimes, I’ve been doing it a lot lately

    • Honestly I kinda agree with you. I’m not really looking for some of gaming’s greats to come back and make what is virtually a continuation of their series. Rather I’d love for them to try to create a mix of old ideas that they love with more modern tastes like shovel knight or even something like a hat in time.

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  35. 0+ Atk Choice Band Toucannon Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Decidueye: 428-506 (118.8 – 140.5%) — guaranteed OHKO
    0+ Atk Choice Band Toucannon Rock Blast (5 hits) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Incineroar: 390-460 (98.9 – 116.7%) — approx. 93.8% chance to OHKO
    0+ Atk Choice Band Toucannon Bullet Seed (5 hits) vs. 252 HP / 176 Def Primarina: 360-430 (98.9 – 118.1%) — approx. 93.8% chance to OHKO
    YOU TRIED ALOLA YOU TRIED

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  36. 0+ Atk Choice Band Toucannon Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Golisopod: 308-366 (87 – 103.3%) — 25% chance to OHKO

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  37. well guys its been real but there are things in my life that are about to take me off the internet for a long while, try not to miss my sass too much

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  39. bored….i wanna go to bed but i need to wait for my laundry to finish
    somebody fight to the death for my amusement

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  40. So, anyone jumping on the Persona Hype train tomorrow? Just curious to see who else will be disappearing for like a week or two.

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  42. Toxapex
    Tapu Lele
    Tapu Koko
    Porygon2
    Arcanine
    Garchomp/Salamence

    My International Challenge team gonna be lit ngl

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  45. Fun fact: Pheramosa is being suspected right now. It’s in A tier of OU
    Tapu Lele is in S tier and has yet to be suspected

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  47. Checked my Switch, and yup it’s slightly warped. Nothing I’ve noticed without actively checking tho. I’ll just be more mindful about extended playtimes and leaving it in the dock for too long.

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  57. Some person keeps leaving their account signed in my digital media class on the computer I use… I got back at them by filling their computer with pictures of banana ducks

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  64. Tries to turn luck around in monotype gets water right off the bat
    Today I’m definitely cutting myself
    Everything is constantly bad

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          • are you kidding
            the annoying bulk
            no status moves
            and access to haze and defog

            if you don’t have a solid grass or electric type your screwed

          • Well it can’t recover or use status moves itself either. Seriously it’s so easy to wear it down.

          • doesn’t need to with its unchecked bulk and leftovers and nature’s madness wearing anything down easily

          • Or a poison type… or something that can stall it…. or something that can status it…. or something that can take its hits at all

          • are you dumb, you CAN’T STATUS IT DUMBASS
            it’s either bulky grass that isn’t killed off by Ice Beam or try to wait five bloody turns for mist to wear off and stay alive while keeping it in one place

          • Other terrains work
            Poison type moves work
            The thing doesn’t actually hit that hard
            If you ran mons that weren’t ground, fighting, rock, (insert one other type here) maybe you wouldn’t find it so bad
            Fini is basically a joke whenever I fight it

          • oh please in your magical little world you just always have the exact counter for anything

            What other terrains there are none other than wasting a slot to a select few that actually do
            with those defenses it better be a massive stab
            i don’t i’m talking about my OU team, but while you mention it Ground got nothing to fight back with this gen, we got squat while Water and Fairy get yet another batch of annoyances
            try fighting it without legends then you’ll be singing another tune

          • Araquanid, Magnezone, Toxapex, Ferrothorn, Decidueye (for the most part), Toxacroak (this one especially), Alolan Muk, Venusaur, Gengar, Tangrowth, Amoongus, Mega Beedrill…
            That’s without legends.

  68. Shoutout to the UB’s. Every one of them besides Celest and Pheramosa ended up being below B or lower in the viabillity rankings in OU

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  69. Time to cut myself
    Skarmory
    Toxapex
    Chansey
    Clefable
    Sabeleye
    And fini

    I am done, clearly I’m a fucking loser and should abandon all hopes of ever succeeding

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  72. ☆imVen0m: that’s why you’re still in low part of the ladder
    Entharalis’s rating: 1180 → 1198
    (+18 for winning)
    imVen0m’s rating: 1085 → 1069
    (-16 for losing)
    ☆imVen0m: gtfo
    imVen0m left.

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  73. Just some nice mon synergy I’ve learned from competitive
    Flygon Araquanid is literally a god tier combo
    Keldeo, Gliscor, and Decidueye make a terrifying offensive core

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  77. Guys, when discussing stuff, talk about the stuff itself and don’t turn it into personal attacks. There’s plenty of ways of telling someone why you prefer/want something without making the other person feel bad.

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  79. The thought of the shaymin event becoming a post game event in Sinnoh remakes where you can actually get a shiny one makes me so happy. I just realized I have a hacked shiny one. No idea where I got it

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  83. Yooka-Laylee reviews are dissapointing me. I wasn’t expecting it to be a masterpiece but I certainly didn’t think it would be this bad.

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    • just badness everywhere I go, all i wanted was this game to be loved and inspire a new generation of a long forgotten era

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      • That’s what a lot of the complaints are though. People are saying this game just trys to be an N64 era platformer and doesn’t bring anything unique to the table. I’ll pick it up later when it gets cheaper, though, it looks like it’d be pretty fun to play through once.

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          • Yeah, and that’s exactly what people payed for. They wanted it to be an homage to the N64 era platformers.

          • Well there we go then, it will reach its audience. It may mot be groundbreaking or outstanding by today’s gaming standards but if it’s what people wanted it’ll do what was intended.

          • Oh absolutely. The people who payed to get that revival will probably love the game, while it might be a miss with others.

          • You can never please everyone. It may not make masses of money but it’s made some people happy and I assume the crowdfunding means it shouldn’t run up much if any loss.

  87. Finally got a Solgaleo I was happy with, 31/31/31/Very Good/31/(high) very good. I can Hyper Train Speed so that’s fine. Caught it in a Heavy Ball.

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  88. Another reason why I love using Dedenne is because it completely shuts down Smeargles in AG. Nuzzle often paralyzes it completely on the first turn, and the speed loss destroys it. If it spores my Dedenne, then I swap out to another Pokemon and wreck it since the Focus Sash is gone and it’s too slow to Baton Pass the stats.

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      • I think it can, but I choose not to have it on it. Sometimes I lead with Z-Electric Terrain Electivire and mess it up completely.

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          • It’s a very odd one, but:
            Dedenne @Sitrus Berry
            Cheek Pouch
            Naive
            4 Def, 252 Sp Atk, 252 Speed
            -Thunderbolt
            -Volt Switch
            -Nuzzle
            -Super Fang

            I start off with Nuzzle, then Super Fang, and wrap it up with Thunderbolt on a foe neutral to the damage (No joke, I’ve actually taken out a few Rayquaza with this). If not, I V-Switch out. The Sitrus Berry is there so it can survive 2-3 hits because of Cheek Pouch giving most the Hp back.

          • 3/4s of the time, before they could attack, I would Super Fang them, and then after Dedenne falls, some other teammate would finish it off. Sometimes I have Dedenne die so that it can tear down a bulky mon with Super Fang.

          • But…dedenne still falls
            and you look me in the eye and don’t say they don’t spam recover

          • Usually they don’t expect Dedenne to use the move, so while they aren’t attacking, I giga drain them from Volcarona. I never really see these two as much (about 2-4 battles but that’s it), so it also hasn’t been much of a concern.

  89. You have gotta be kidding me. Cave Story + on the switch is 30 dollars? The original game is already free now you are doubling the price of the steam version? Fucking hell…

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    • It’s annoying how devs seem to want to price games higher on Switch. It’s putting owners in a corner.

      Option A, people don’t buy it: Oh well, I guess the switch owners only want Nintnedo games, I won’t put my games on the switch.

      Option B, people do: Yay, let’s price all our games higher on the switch!

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  93. I actually checked this today and I really can’t notice if this is true for my system or not. It seems perfectly level to me but it’s possible that there is very very slight warping. Anyone else have first-hand evidence?

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  98. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K86bos0klA

    Some more Super Sentai music because why not?Wow,that kinda made it sound like I’ve done this a bunch of times by now,even though I’ve only posted one other piece of music from Sentai.Anyways,I haven’t watched Abaranger yet (I haven’t watched Goseiger either,but I’m not planning to),but this does seem like a cool show.Fun fact:They dubbed over almost the entirety of Ep 10 of Abaranger for the Dino Thunder (the Power Rangers adaption/counterpart of Abaranger) episode,Lost and Found In Translation.I know,I typed a lot.

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      • I haven’t watched Dino Thunder in a while,but I really like it.I love the suits too,especially the White ranger/AbareKiller.I like how they brought back Tommy too.Just to put it out there,as much as I like Power Rangers,I’m more of a Super Sentai guy,and my favorites have to be Gokaiger (adapted as Super Megaforce,which I heard isn’t good) and Akibaranger (Even though it’s unofficial 🙁 ).In case you haven’t already,I seriously suggest giving Super Sentai a try,and there’s over 40 series (I guess),unless you don’t count Kyuranger,since it isn’t finished.Anyways,give one of the series’ a try if you want.

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        • I have seen some of Super Sentai but mainly clips. I’ll have to check them out. I grew up on Power Rangers but felt it lost it around Ninja Storm, though that may have been just a loss of interest on my part. I have now seen R.P.M all the way through which is pretty good even though I hate the zords. Time Force was re-shown here recently but only a few episodes, I don’t know why, it’s one of the best imo.

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  99. Well today has been utterly putrid
    A ton of losses (including my pants (get your head out of the gutter they ripped when I tripped))
    But I kept my promise of cutting myself and tomorrow I feel will be even worse

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      • Zaheer is hands down my favorite villain in the Avatar universe. Kuvira comes close, but I like her more as an overall character.

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        • Azula is probably my favorite. It’s nice to see a villain who is actually intelligent and strategic like she is, where she accomplishes everything due to skill and not have it magically fall into her lap like other pop culture villains *cough* ramsay bolton *cough*

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      • I know, right? And I normally don’t get worked up over youtube comments, but I was watching some avatar videos and I saw a lot of hate for Su beifong and it was so ridiculous. Like they were calling her an unapologetic bitch and that she was wrong and all this shit. And then I’m over here like, “Yeah, let’s not forgive her for driving a getaway car and hurting her sister (and also trying to reconcile with Lin about) but we’ll accept Zuko, an attempted murderer, into the group with no fucking qualms about it at all.”

        It’s the hypocrisy that’s pissing me off. UGH. I just love all the Beifongs. They’re heavily flawed, but so badass, which makes them great characters.

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      • Personally, I thought Books 3 and 4 were better than 1 and 2 (though I think Nick did some shenanigans in Book 4)

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          • Fairly certain that by book 4 they just started posting it online only, which is both a good and a bad thing. It made sense for them, though it was kind of a dick move all the same.

          • Yes but they also seemed to reduce the amount of money/support they were giving the creators. So some of the later episodes are a bit eh but that’s because they didn’t have many resources to work with.

          • True. That did suck for the show, but I guess that’s the price of pitching a show that really didn’t fit the network. Like in hindsight Korra probably would have been in better hands if it was picked up by CW given how they’ve treated their shows over the years, with the odd exception here and there.

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  105. Real talk, why the actual fuck do all the Regis suck?
    I mean steels okay, but it’s certainly not good

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    • Extreme Stat distributions.
      They were tailored defensively while Ice and Rock suck defensively.

      Poor movepools and abilities (even hidden abilities are shit)

      I still like thier designs and lore though.

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  112. Omg this is killing me
    Have you ever given your Pokemon you used in a main game a specific backstory as you progressed but over time you’ve forgotten specific events and desperately tried to remember

    I’m trying to remember how my Sun journey went but I’m trying to remember when my Litten evolved, it’s whole story is it going from a distant uncaring Cat Pokemon into a battle hungry violent Incineroar out to prove its power

    Also it HATES Rockruff/Lycanroc (aside from the cats v dogs thing but the sheer fact Fire doesn’t affect Rock types)

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      • Well Litten was KO’d by Rockruff in the game and I vowed to make Rockruff or Crabrawler my first capture, so story wise Litten tried to beat Rockruff tooth and claw but nothing bothered it (it was the overly excited puppy type) and as I whited out I dropped a Pokeball and it went after it, chewing on it this getting captured

        And Torracat evolved during Olivia’s fight with Lycanroc and at point it tapped into its jealous anger and evolved on the spot

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  117. So I’m trying to figure out a moveset for my pure fighting type snake Comboa
    So far and before you say something about the punching moves it curls the end of its tail to punch

    Wrap
    Rock Smash
    Focus Energy
    Feint
    Comet Punch
    Screech
    Power-Up Punch
    Taunt
    Glare
    Combo Striker (Signature Attack)
    Swagger
    Dragon Tail
    Coil
    Close Combat

    And it’s abilities are Shed Skin and Skill Link

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      • Well they have rattlesnake like bands of skin on the tip of the tail and when it coils it it resembles a fist or knuckles

        And combined with its INSANE speed it summons enough strength to punch through solid glass more than 6 inches thick

        So far it’s looking like
        HP 90
        ATK 120
        DEF 65
        SP ATK 20
        SP DEF 55
        SPD 135

        Straight up speedy physical sweeper with extreme frailty but with the help of its signature attack Combo Striker that gets stronger every time you use it
        (Not per hit Fury Cutter rules)
        Combo Striker
        BP: 15-25-35-45
        Acc: 90
        PP 5 8 max

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  123. So, bit off topic, but I wasted to ask you folks who are looking forward to youke-lelee? Given how it’s early review scores have been. They have not been good. Like mighty number 9 bad, and just curious if your concerned at all, or you simply don’t care.

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      • Fair enough, but I’d argue its a game that can’t just be average. Its an all-star team handed a huge budget and ran with the kick-starter idea of “we want to make the games that fans want, but big publisher’s don’t want to make that game”, meaning that expectation’s are high. Still we’ll see in a week or so how quickly people tear it a new one, or start to black-list certain review sources.

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      • Some are good, but a lot of the big ones are like 7 from ign, 6 from gamespot, 2 from Jim Sterling. Generally a lot of the popular one’s are kinda giving it bad reviews by their standards.

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          • Remember that his scale’s the angry joe model, ie a 5=average. So a 2 is a simply bad game in his eyes where a 7 is a good game. He really tore it a new one pretty much saying its continuing on everything good and bad with 90’s 3d platformsers, and the bad well outweigh’s the good.

  125. Bored….so I was trying to come up with some new Fakemon attacks including

    Haymaker
    Fighting
    Physical
    Dam: 150
    The user hurls a colossal punch to damage the foe greatly, the user sustains serious damage

    Slipstream
    Flying
    Special
    Dam: 40
    The User swiftly strikes into the opponent with a blast of wind, it always goes first

    Force Volly
    Psychic
    Special
    Dam: 25
    The user fires a bombardment of mysterious energy to pelt the enemy, hits 2-5 times

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  127. So four losses due to fire drills
    A sweep that was ended by a crit and I lost the game to it
    And a handful of other bullshit losses

    1343–> 1215
    I love Pokémon showdown…

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  132. *In Stardew Valley*
    Wife: *gives me an Amethyst* I found this as a present for you!
    Me: *accidentally right click* Oh! Thank you so much for the Amethyst!

    .-.

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  133. Xurkitree is in a jungle, has “tree” in the name, and a very large amount of Grass moves
    Why wasn’t it electric/grass?

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  135. So I can beat Ganon and then go back and do everything else, right? Finding shrines and Korok seeds is getting monotonous and I want to finish the story.

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  138. I got an idea

    Name a Pokemon that you would like to give a single buff to (in a new move it can learn. new Ability, + in stats(though as for this you can only give it a maximum of +30 stats). This Pokemon must be in either PU or NU.

    Also the abilities Pure Power or Huge Power don’t count.

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  143. Remember when..
    Rowlet was going to become the speed demon
    Litten was going to be a sleek fire/poison type
    And Primarina was going to be top tier OU?

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  144. PSA: please stop forcing Minior into every tier. It’s not even that good. It’s really pathetic when people do ot

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      • Because I’m sick and tired of people forcing it into every tier. I KNOW Araquanid isn’t the best mon in OU, it’s effective and strong, but obviously there is better choices… but I’ve seen so many teams run Minior and every time it’s run it dies miserably

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  145. I love how Silvally got so much hype and now it’s literally an NU Mon that isn’t even that good there

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  146. Bored and exhausted. Did like 10 hour studying today. Can’t take any video games this evening. I need some rest lol 🙁

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  148. So I literally predicted the competitive positions of at least 80% of the SuMo metagame pre release
    I’m feeling pretty good

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  153. So around 10 of the 39 Alolan lines are going to be NU
    -Incineroar
    -Toucannon (WHY CAN’T YOU BE FAST)
    -Gumshoos
    -Vikavolt
    -Bowser Reject
    -Pyukumuku
    -Pallosand
    -Komala
    -Togedemaru
    -Lurantis

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  157. I have a new idea for my fan games

    There is a new phenomenon that happens in the post-game called Time Spots

    Time Spots happen randomly all over Selos, due to the legendaries previously in the main game. Often, temporal waves go wacky and some routes/landmarks are transformed into futuristic or ancient versions of themselves. Therefore, there are different trainers, items, and Pokemon (from other regions) to encounter. These spots are randomly generated, and last for 24 hours.

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    • this sounds like a game mechanic for one of my games
      this girl named Venus is a Chronic (a celestial race of time governors) and in specific areas she can warp the surrounding area to different times to figure out puzzles (Ex a worn off temple painting depicting a code and going back to when the painting was fresh)

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  161. I’m playing capture the flag inn Overwatch and our teammate dropped the enemy flag. I ran over, killed a hanzo and got the flag. I started running back only to slowly realize that I never picked up the flag

    I am an idiot

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  162. When do you guys honestly think that “Stars” or whatever will be revealed? And do you think it’s actually going to be for the Switch, or will it be for 3DS instead (since they’re supporting that until 2018)?

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  164. @starstorm295:disqus Even though I hate the game, I gotta say this.
    Picture the overwatch cast with the voices of scooby doo characters

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  165. I feel like a Timer Ball is perfect for Honchkrow. For one, its colors match Honckrow’s colors. Second, I just picture Honchy saying, “Your time is up.”

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  167. Overwatch……overwatch…..overwatch overwatch overwatch……it’s one of those words that get weirder everytime you say it…..
    Overwatch…..Overweight…….bond to happen the more you play

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  172. Question, am I the only one who thought of a primitive version of Auto from WALL-E when I saw Dhelmise?

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  180. I’ve been wanting to ask you guys this question for a while (to see your thoughts), but:
    Which Kanto starter (with the exception of Pikachu since that’s too easy to predict) do you think Red began his Kanto journey with?

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    • Has the show been any good? I saw the first two episodes in both English and Japanese and it seemed pretty decent, but how has it been with Ash stuck at a school?

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      • So far the episodes don’t hold that…”consistency” the reason is exactly Ash is stuck at school, this limits decent character growth,

        i theorize that soon Ash will be leaving the school and traveling the alola region to challenge the rest of the island challenge

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        • That makes sense. From the start I couldn’t see him being stuck ALL season long on Melemele in the school. Since there are 3 other islands, Team Skull, and the Aether Foundation to take on it makes sense that maybe one episode he’ll get bored with the school and leave to explore the rest of the region.

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          • I’ve stopped watching the anime after XY&Z ended. I still look up the episode screen caps at Serebii but I don’t really feel like watching it (Also, the fansub I downloaded the episodes from has been inactive for months). If Ash leaves the school and starts exploring the region, I might start watching it.

  183. So apparently the Xbox Scorpio is being revealed in about 10 hours. That came out of nowhere but I’m actually a little bit excited!

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      • In all fairness they kinda need to do it now to not get buried in the E3 news. I mean honestly all it would take is Sony having something like kingdom hearts 3 and the new god of war release dates and pretty much anything Nintendo bring’s will probably steal the show. Unless they announced a huge number of games, their probably going to suffer when it comes to the stage show.

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  186. Google is paying $97 per hour! Work for few hours & have longer with friends and family! !wr324c:
    On monday I got a great new mclaren f1 from having earned $12778 this last four weeks.. 3 to 5 hours of work a day… Weekly paychecks… Bonus opportunities…Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !wr324c:
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    ➽➽➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialCashJobs324MediaWorks/GetPaid$97/Hour… ★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫:::!wr324u:…..

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  189. I just lost a match because I guy crit my mon that would have won easy despite the match being an easy win
    The guy felt terrible about it, but still…

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  192. Today’s episode hit the feels man, almost cried as much as the Greninja episode. But I’m glad Pokemon is including death in the anime, it gives it a more adult undertone imo.

    And now that Ash caught Litten, I might have to rethink the team I had in mind for him. How about this?

    Pikachu
    Decidueye
    Incineroar
    Lycanroc midnight
    Palossand
    Golisopod

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      • Araquanid not an Ash type of Pokemon at all, too creepy. Think Lana might get a Dewpider though or Team Rocket. Also theorized one of the gang will catch Alolan Sandshrew because Lillie has Vulpix and the writers will want to promote Alolan forms in the anime

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        • Alolan Sandshrew seems nice to add in with the group. I don’t think Ash would get it, considering he only gets new mons, but he somewhat broke the rule with Gligar, so yeah.

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          • He caught Gligar before the series got a reboot with gen 5. Dont ever see him catching an older mon anymore

      • Good shout yeah perhaps instead of Golisopod. Have this strong feeling he’s getting a Sandygast, no idea why

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      • A wild Stoutland died, it was befriended with Ash’s Litten. It was a very emotional episode, but the writers did a phenomenal job. Arguably in the top 20 episodes oat

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          • Loool only a fool would say that. Sun and Moon is already better than Unova and Hoenn imo. Not many fillers and the writing has been 8/10 for most of the episodes. The only criticism i have is lack of character development with Lana and Sophocles and I hope Ash will travel to the other islands soon, he’s been stuck at the school most of the time.

          • It really is something a fool would say, I’ve loved it so far!

            Though I’ve been dreading the day Litten joins…. because… it’s literally Charizard 2.0. When it evolves, it’s gonna stop obeying him and act like a total piece of shit despite Ash being nice to it. I’m not in the mood to watch that…

          • I mean, even the poster pretty much gave it away though. Litten ain’t one of my favourites either but if the writers at least give it a proper treatment instead of what they did to Snivy and Oshawott then i guess i’m okay with it.

            It’d be better if they gave Litten to Kiawe though

  193. Does anyone else like almost all the new Pokemon in Alola? There’s just a uniqueness to them that blends well for me.

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    • The only i one i dont like is Bruxish which is a shame because Water is my 2nd favourite typing and paired with Psychic makes for an excellent type combination, especially defensively.

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    • No. I actually think Gen 6 did a better job of Quality over quantity (still a poor argument but hey).

      Gen 7 was hit and miss with most of them.

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    • I hate nearly everything
      They tried way too hard to make everything so unique but half of them have absolutely piss poor stats and can’t survive half the time to common threats (also the stupid ability per Pokemon thing got old fast and half of them were bloody repeats

      I absolutely hate these small dexs and demand the next one gives us more Pokemon then Unova or Kanto, make the next region Africa or Australia themed those places have so much wildlife you can’t take two steps without something trying to kill you

      Also make all unused type combos like Ground/Fighting, Normal/Ghost, Poison/Steel ect

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          • Or they could fix up older ones like they’ve been doing with megas, z-moves and stat boosts so you use ones you’ve never used before. ORAS made me use Lopunny for the first time ever and now it’s my favorite Pokémon

        • I think that we need around 110 pokemon each new generation to make the regions fill like diverse ecosystems. Sun and Moon does a decent job, but it still feels like they could of added a few more Pokemon. They could of give Komala the evolution it deserves.I guess we will have to wait for the Australia region that Earthen is talking about for Komala to get an evolution.

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      • I’d be satisfied with around 110 new ones, 30 evolutions for past pokemon that need them. I’m tired of them making shitting unevolved pokemon that serve no niche.

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          • I just think it’ll be hard to go back and give back pokemon attention (qwilfish, dunsparce, Farfetch’d, Carnivine, etc.) if they keep moving forward. Sometimes you’ve got to right your wrongs first. This is why Gen 4 has one of the most pivotal pokedex.

          • They dug their own graves the minute they were spawned you know this
            Big dex with tons of options, lots of new moves and abilities
            I just want my fucking Ground/Fighting type Warthog

  195. I’m not reading the D/P manga and in Roarks gym, the little statues say you can only use two Pokémon and you can choose single or double battles. I would love this in the games

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  197. Can someone please find my workplace and shoot it up please…
    15…..15 bloody ass carts filled to the brim with mixed matched junk and it takes 20 minutes of dissecting just to organize let alone put back properly

    I demand that those night people learn how to freaking organize

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  198. Okay, I know that I’m a giant noob, but few days ago I caught my first shiny! It was a yellow flower flabèbè that I evolved into a Flogres.

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  203. Notice how every gen (excluding gen 5) is always remembered for how good the remake game is instead of the actual game? Like how Hoenn is remembered for Emerald, HGSS for Johto, and Platinum for Sinnoh?
    Do you really think SuMo are gonna be what we remember about Alola?

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  205. I think I’m gonna scrap my Street rat Fakemon in place of my Opossum Opassos which becomes Normal/Ghost as it evolves

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  207. Sinnonion Roggenrola
    Rock/Fire

    Found in the Orenburg City mines.

    Sinnohnion Flabebe
    Grass/Fairy

    A multicolored flower version that used Gracedia flowers found in Flamora Town

    Sinnonion Ekans
    Grass/Dark

    A grass snake that’s a rare encounter in eterna forest

    Sinnonion Hoothoot

    Ice/Flying

    Found at the base of Mt.Coronet

    Sinnonion Magcargo

    Ground

    A muddy snail found in the Safari Zone

    Sinnonion Drampa

    Dragon/Psychic

    Guards the ruins in Celestic Town. Spawns once a week

    Alolan Chandelure

    Fire/Ice

    A snow globe with a fire inside found on route 217

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      • Then it would be a fire type how would sunlight itself change it to electric when it’s already a source of heat which its regular form uses

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          • (Gotta get back to work)
            But Darmanitan wouldn’t do that, they get all their energy from their flame sac, and sunlight would only strengthen their flame giving them the heat they need to be active

          • Well I severely don’t
            Just like Megas giving people an excuse to give them outrageous forms types and abilities Regional forms are just as bad even worse

            It’s supposed to be how different enclosed environments cause Pokemon to change in order to survive, I get that I truly do but then they start just giving changes just to change it and they write it off as regional form, that irritates me, some make sense Exeggutor and Ninetales to a point but the rest just could’ve occurred anywhere or not at all but got away with it

            Now people just give vague reasons to existing Pokemon and call it a regional form

          • Well screw that I tried o make them fit the areas of the game. You’re like me. When our don’t like something you try to come up with “logical” and “objective” reasons as to why it’s bad instead of just accepting that you have another opinion

          • Well I think they’re all good. I think the flabebe one is the best form pitch I’ve heard. Certainly better than the alola ones.

          • That heats still gotta go somewhere, u can’t have light without heat

            And Darmanitan are wild fire apes who fight with blazing fury but when its strength drops so does its temp and turns into a stone like statue with a chance to fight with its mind

          • Well then I guess fire/electric could work if you really wanted to change her idea. If it’s based on the sleep mode though, it doesn’t sound like it would have a normal form. And fire is kind of obsolete to sleeping darmanitan. It’s basically stored power which is like what solar panels do

          • Electric just doesn’t work for it plain and simple

            Solar panel or not it’s still sunlight and heat, which Darmanitan thrive on, no possible regional influence would EVER change that unless it was an artic wasteland and turn it ice or the better outcome is naturally dying from uninhabitable environments
            (nobody ever thinks of that, they always gotta change never just die off, toss a bunch of Magby’s into the ocean it’s fine they’re gonna turn into water types because we’re hucking them into the sea)

          • But that’s not how things work, people should question her logic at every turn until it makes sense

          • My friend, that’s exactly how pokemon works. Either way, I think the concept works. I don’t mean to hijack stars concept, but it seems that darmanitans stored form adapted to take in sunlight and convert into electric power because they’re essentially stationary creatures and just sit in the sun, so over time they used psychic power to adapt. Electric works for me

          • I personally don’t
            The idea that it converts the sunlight into electricity eludes me because it could easily be sitting in the sun after being weakened from battle and while in Zen Mode it is stationary and eventually by absorbing light and heat it converts the solar energy to reignite its internal flame to resume Active Mode, electricity being far out of the equation

          • I’m not going to argue on the absolute stupidity that went into A. Raichu’s conception

            a open and shut case of how they made it psychic just because they wanted it, they couldn’t even bother giving it a actual reason for a type combo that couldn’t be more compatible

        • Just cause it has to do with the Sun or Sunlight doesn’t mean it has to be fire

          And Electric is based on Energy and when I think energy I think Electric

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    • Nice Ideas for Sinnonion Pokemon. Hopefully they will add north and south Shellos/Gastrodon. Also new rotom forms would be great. Your Chandelure idea is kind of cool. I don’t think we would see Drampa regional form yet since normal Drampa is still relatively new. Your other ideas are good.

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    • 1) I can see that working
      2) Great idea
      3) Makes no sense at all
      4) I would rather have a new snow owl Pokemon,but I like noctowl so I’ll take it
      5)no sense
      6)no sense
      7)no sense

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  210. So how’s this sound

    Slugush
    The Slug pkm
    Water/Poison
    Liquid Ooze/Regenerator HA: Gooey
    A fat limp bright blue sea slug with purple spots on its back, it has a tubular mouth with wavy ripples and a pair of orange cones for eyes, on its rear it has a cluster of yellow tentacles with red baubles that wiggle freely
    “It slithers slowly on the ocean floor consuming leftover debris, if it is ever removed from the water it sprays a slick poisonous mucus to hydrate itself

    Into
    Slugooze
    Water/Poison
    Liquid Ooze/Regenerator HA: Gooey
    A large Crystal bluish purple transparent slug Pokemon that you can right through, it has a visual digestive tract from its mouth, stomach to its…..tail… it has five tentacles around its mouth and clearl eyestalks shaped like cones, it has a large bushel of tentacles tipped with purple orbs which are insanely poisonous
    “Underwater it is nearly invisible with its clear jelly like body, it sheds its tentacles into the water in hopes Pokemon eat them, if so they swiftly become numb and sink to the ocean floor where it can slowly eat the body

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  211. I have a unique Regional form that makes sense
    Pineco turned to Ground types and now based on Peanuts

    I have logic to back up the Ground typing

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  212. Hivemind:
    Flavor Text: Every turn this pokemon stays passive, the power of its hive grows stronger until it attacks.
    Effect: Each turn the user does not attack, its attack and special attack go up by 1.5. This effect is reset by 2 every time an attack is used.
    Pokemon that have this ability: Vespiquen, Fire Jellyfish 3

    Meteoric Impact:
    Flavor Text: If this Pokemon faints during a meteor shower, its body becomes full of celestial energy and crashes down onto the opponent,
    Effect: If a meteor shower is in place, this pokemon strikes the opponent when it faints. (Equivalent to an 80 base power celestial move of whatever attacking stat is higher for the Pokemon.
    Pokemon that have this ability: Solrock, Lunatone, Minior, Fire Jellyfish 3, UFO pokemon, Space Squid Pokemon, Asteroid Whale Pokemon

    Egotistical:
    Flavor Text: If the opponent does not attack this pokemon in the turn, this pokemon feels disrespected and becomes extremely angry. This anger gives it power and lasts until its next attack
    Effect: If the opponent does not attack this Pokemon in their turn, its attack stat will double but it will have the taunt effect. This effect lasts until its next attack.
    Pokemon with this ability: Persian, Honchkrow, ???

    Chaos Cauldron:
    Flavor Text: By absorbing energy from its cauldron, it infuses any projectile if fire with said energy which leads to a variety of results
    Effect: Ballistic moves used by this pokemon have a 30% chance to inflict a random status condition on the target.
    Pokemon with the ability: Voolock line

    Candy Crook/Kleptomaniac:
    Flavor text: Upon seeing anything it sweet, this Pokemon will do anything to get the sweet item.
    Effect: If this Pokemon is on the field with any other pokemon that has a berry or candy item, it steals it and takes the effect.
    Pokemon with this ability: Candief, Sugurglar

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  215. If I ever included a Mewthree in my region, I’ve got a broken but great ability for it.
    Reconstruction
    After the user faints, their is a 75% chance they will reform (or revive) their cells with 30% of HP.

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  217. Meteor shower:
    Type: Celestial
    Effect: Boosts the power of Celestial Moves and Draco Meteor by 30%. Tiny meteors fall each turn dealing damage (Equal to sandstorm or hail) to all Pokemon that are not Celestial, Dragon, or Psychic type. Additionally, Draco Meteor and ??? never miss.

    Hello dragon/Celestial Weather teams with fighting type support. Better yet, hello top tier Kommo-o

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  218. New Type: Celestial
    Beats: Fire, Ground, Flying
    Not Very Effective Against: Celestial, Steel, Psychic
    No Effect On: Dragon
    Weak To: Dragon, Psychic, Rock
    Resists: Flying, Celestial
    Immune To: Ground, Fire

    I’d like to call dragon type and psychic types over. Yes you, your type now has more usage in the meta besides being stab

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      • Somewhat
        The weaknesses are meant to balance. For what it beats… well
        There is no Oxygen in space. Lighting a fire (Without fuel and such) Isn’t exactly easy, and same for flying. Birds and planes are not meant for space travel in the slightest. Additionally, earth related abilities aren’t exactly useable in space

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          • That’s something entirely different..
            Do you get my point though?

            Making weaknesses for the type is a lot harder though…

          • No, I understood lol. It was just a joke about birds and planes not meant for space travel (because Superman flies and you have the bird and plane saying).

          • Oh, and I imagine psychic would have some sort of dominance over space because most space related pokemon were psychic type. Plus I also associate psychic types with knowledge. What is more helpful in space than knowing what you are doing?

    • I had an idea for an Exo type (Stood for extraterrestrial), but I kinda scraped it for only my otherly planet Pokémon had access to the type and I never made weaknesses and resistances for it

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        • I like your type, but why weak to dragon, Psychic, and mostly odd Rock?
          -And is it also just trying to flatten Flying out? Cause Super effective and resists it (not complaining about it) but why?

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          • 1. Lack of Oxygen for air based stuff
            2. Things that fly aren’t really that well adapted to space, like birds and planes and shiz

          • To be entirely frank, I don’t have a reason yet…. I’m still trying to create proper weaknesses….
            I know I’m keeping dragon and psychic regardless. I imagine that because psychic used to be the go to type for celestial esque pokemon, that it would have some sort of power over it

  219. Rock: Resists Rock and Bug, Beats Celestial
    Ice: Beats water, resists water and flying
    Fairy: Weak to Ghost, Loses resistance to Bug
    Ghost: Resists Psychic, Beats Fairy

    Fairies honestly had this coming

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  222. Haboonade-ade: A peppy drink with a shockingly rough texture. It is rather warm for a beverage. It’s label reads “For all the plucky go-getters of the world! Made with real Haboonade scales!” For some reason, you don’t trust this claim. Heals for 80 HP.

    Pebble: For some reason you felt compelled to pick this up and bring it with you. If you really feel compelled to, you can basically kill a charizard by lightly tapping it with this…

    Darumaka Dropping: Sometimes old traditions are best left in the past…. Heals a frozen Pokemon.

    Moomoo Yogurt- When milk is too liquidy, try this alternative! Heals for 100 HP.

    Whiffleball: Congrats! You found an easter egg item!

    (Censored): YOU’RE A TWELVE YEAR OLD KID!!! GET RID OF THAT!!!

    101 Reasons why Greninja is the best Pokemon!: The writing on this book is in Crayon….this is a bad start. Using this item on a Charizard gives it the ability to OHKO Greninjas with blast burn.

    Some enjoyable items:

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  223. First Gym Leader: Kaleb
    Intro: “Heheh! Hope your ready to break your keyboard, cause I’m about to click dragon rage a bunch of times and sweep your team! In fact, I bet you’ll dragon rage yourself! Good Luck! ~ First Gym Leader

    In Battle: Ahhh! My Pokemon! We’ll make you pay for this!

    Wins: 40 is the magic number~! 40 is the magic number~! Any less and you lose!

    Losing: Better luck next time! You sure are skilled, but not enough to beat me!!

    After loss speech: (If using a fairy type) You used a fairy type! You’re cheap!!! Take your stupid badge and TM…
    (If not using a fairy) T-that was incredible! B-but how!? … Anyways take these, a TM for a move called Rising Dragon. It takes two turns to use but the second turn is a flinch a lot of the time! Oh! And here’s my badge!

    World’s most annoying gym leader

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  226. Today is successful for me for new Pokémon ideas I made are

    -Mahi-Mahi
    -Wildebeest
    -Sponge
    -Giant Salamander (Probably will happen)
    -A Jackfruit or Starfruit

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  228. Guys make sure to check out “Your Name” in a theater near you! It is honestly one of the most amazing theater experiences ever: the animation, the plot, the twists and turns, etc.

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  236. Me: Feeling sad and dysphoric and I’m struggling to finish my homework even though its super easy

    *sees that there is a new episode of Touch the Skyrim i totally missed from last week*

    Me: GOTTA GO GOTTA GET THE JOB DONE GOTTA FINISH MY HOMEWORK GOTTA SEE MY BOYS

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  238. New Moves for my region!

    Hyper Flux
    Special
    Power: 75
    PP: 10
    Accuracy: 100%
    The user rapidly blasts the target with electric energy. Often causes confusion.

    Glacier Smash
    Physical
    Power: 95
    PP: 10
    Accuracy: 95%
    Creating many icicles on its body by lowering it’s body temperature, the user severely tackles the target.

    Permafrost (signature move of Articuno)
    Status
    PP: 5
    Acuracy: 75%
    The user, Articuno, creates a thick mist of growing icicles that shroud the opponent, freezing them.

    Searing Coals
    Status
    PP: 5
    Accuracy: 100%
    The user spreads very hot coals all around the ground. Unless if it’s a Fire type, Flying type, or a type that resists it, it will burn the target when they are swapped out (like stealth rock).

    First Strike
    Steel
    Power: 80
    Accuracy: 100%
    Before the target can make a move, the user swiftly slashes the target with it’s blade, causing it to flinch. Priority +3.

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  241. I love how in the games, Dragon Pulse with Zygarde is utter shit, but in the anime, Zygarde’s Dragon Pulse is OP af

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  243. So completely off topic, but I’m playing through person 5 right now and I’m starting to think about who too romance in the game. My choices amount to a model, a doctor, a teacher, a shut-in, the student council president, a shogi pro, a photographer, a celebrity, or a fortune teller. Any suggestion’s based solely on the most basic basis of their characters?

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  246. Pokémon Sun & Moon

    A new event has begun around the globe. This event gives the Mega Stones for Mega Mawile and Mega Beedrill, as well as the Audinite and Medichamite for Mega Audino & Mega Medicham. This is given with the code: INTIMIDATE. Currently there is no end date known for this distribution so be sure to get it while you still can. This follows on from the distribution to tie in with the 2017 International Challenge February for the Mawilite & Beedrillite. Our Event Database has been updated with the details of this event
    It has also been confirmed that the shared code for Steelixite & Pidgeotite will be distributed in May

    Y’know, intimidate? The ability delusionals think will make Incineroar good

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    • Didn’t expect them to distribute 2 more mega stones. This may mean the shared code for Pidgeotite and Steelixite might have 2 more mega stones too which is a nice prospect.

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  247. Finally off for the weekend.
    today i’m gonna
    -level my Hunter
    -try to rank up in splatoon
    -buy Velcro tape to make adjustments to my newer Switch Case
    -clean and organize my room
    -buy groceries
    – prep basement for D&D Night
    – and maybe just maybe download that DS Emulator and run Platinum

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  250. Ya know what I would love? Special episodes like in Explorers of Sky. How rad would that be? Playing as different characters with different Pokémon that you unlock through it the story.

    Like you could play as Gladion or Lusamine or Ya boi. It would be amazing

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  251. -match is in the bag
    -Deci gets crit and dies
    -I’m raging
    -Keldeo vs Aero, locked into SS
    -My Keldeo gets a crit of its own
    -I win
    -justice

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          • if its constantly on its belly waiting for prey to wander by it can probably handle a little RPMs

            Point is i’ll never forget the dickhead who told me to get a Water counter for a fire mono there isn’t any and a Fire/Dragon could suffice

          • Not a counter but anything fast with Grassium Z Solar Beam will help as it’ll probably score an OHKO, and a Torkoal/Ninetales/Charizard is a must anyway. Still sucks there isn’t a good Fire/Electric or Fire/Grass tho to counter water

            And crawling on your stomach doesn’t begin to match the pressure spinning on it would do :s

          • Bloom Doom is a one shot deal
            and i already use Charizard X

            And Torkoal is way too valuable to lose since it’s the only thing that can get rid of SR

          • One shot can change everything tho, if you take out a bulky your sun users can then slaughter

            It’s good you’ve already got both sun users tho, sucks you don’t have another spinner for the type because then Tork could contribute to kills

          • tell me about it so far my Flame Warriors consist of
            Charizard X
            Darmanitan
            Arcanine
            Ninetales
            Chandelure
            Torkoal

            i don’t use it as much BECAUSE ALL THE FREAKING WATER MONOS

          • Looks like a promising team, hopefully there’s forms, megas or alolans this Gen or some better Pokemon next gen to help you out

          • they can go burn in a whole, the very second they stopped being about environmental changes i vowed to hate them

          • But irl animals change all the time because of stuff that isn’t just their habitat

            For examples, we bred cats and dogs specifically (Alolan Persian is a dead wringer for breeds that are actually unhealthy or bred for a specific culture that others find ugly)

            Alolan Raichu, Graveler and Grimer would’ve got different nutrients and minerals that would’ve led to differing development

            And Alolan Marowak (iirc, can’t remember if this is accurate or not) changed because of its predators/natural enemies, which is an important change

            Selective breeding, diet and predator prey relations all effect real life animals, not just a change in habitat

          • I get the whole Alolan Persian thing but i still hate it nonetheless since it along with Grimer

            Geodude’s line doesn’t even bother explaining the reason their magnetic (and the whole use my imagination doesn’t work on me, i wanna hear it out of them)

            Raichu is THE FUCKING WORST, ZERO INFORMATION OR LOGIC THEY JUST FLAT OUT SAID THEY DON’T CARE

            And Marowak’s is also stupid because what about their water enemies, they quote they changed because a sixth sense but that’s a load of malarkey and did it so they can plainly write it off as flame dancers

          • Alolan Geodude could be explained better I agree, but it makes sense. It ate minerals with magnetic properties and itself became magnetic.

            Feel Alochu could’ve been developed better too but it’s obvious that it’s still a dietary change, possibly one that worked up its electric powers to jack up its brain or unlock latent psychic powers or something

            Cubone and Marowak have never lived near water, why should they care for their water based enemies?

          • i have been saying it FOR MONTHS Wide breeding to increase populace of Pikachu in the wild in Alola could’ve resulted in higher brain functionality and when exposed to the thunderstone radiation the increased electricity in the brain unlocked heightened mental powers

            Electric and Psychic CANNOT BE MORE COMPATIBLE but they fucked up royally

            “here are many Grass-type Pokémon—Marowak’s natural enemies—in the Alola region. This makes Alola a harsh environment for Cubone and Marowak. As a result, they live in close union with their partners. It’s said that their great care for their partners allowed them to gain something like a sixth sense and resulted in their changed form.”

            A. They could just live in a fucking badlands or the volcano like they normally would
            B. how does a close bond with their union result in spookie fire dancing

          • Alola doesn’t really have badlands on Akala, and Cubone would be stranded on that island as they can’t swim. Akala is mostly cost or grassy areas and the closest thing to a badland is the active volcano

            The dancing could’ve easily been a mating ritual or a part of their social hierarchy changed by their environment (the fire types around them in the volcano may of been involved) which developed into fire dancing

            No idea why they’re more spiritual than normal, it’s just a nice Gen I throwback

          • Don’t forget the Poni canyon
            my original idea is that Marowaks on Alola had to fight for survival day and night and this harsh life left them to seek refuge in volcanic regions and overexposure to the extreme heat caused them to adapt and fight with the flames

            or something like that, i honestly rather not have pokemon change in anyway

          • I just want a giant ass dex next gen, i’m so sick of small dexes limiting my options

            Also this team is freaking terrifying once i get CharX or Darmanitan under the sun

            Sheer Force STAB Flare Blitz with Sun boost Darmanitan with a Scarf

          • I feel like small dexes have more memorable Pokemon but larger dexes are more exciting so I’m not bothered either way tbh

            I just want more past gen evos ;-;

  259. Honestly, I’m really suprised BotW has lasted me this long. I have a ton of stuff I want to still do and it’s been over a month. And of course, I haven’t finished the story. It wouldn’t be the same going back after I did, so it has to be last.

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  260. Guys in celebration of me seeing you nerds again and the jungle feels like a family, what would everyone be if it was a literal family?

    I call dibs on older middle brother /’w’/

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  263. Random scenario that happened
    (At the bathroom) Friend: let’s all walk back into class at the same time
    (Everyone walks in normally, me being last in line does a dramatic pose before sassily walking back to my desk, complete with a hair flip)

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  264. Alright i’m leaving for a bit, i’m just gonna leave some space eels here and there
    don’t touch them
    and whatever you do, clench everything

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  269. Top ten sinnoh Pokémon
    10. Mime Jr
    9. Munchlax
    8. Bonsly
    7. Mantyke
    6. Obamasnow
    5. Phione
    4. Lickylicki
    3. Combee (Male)
    2. Cherrim (Sunny form)
    1. Cherrim (overcast form)

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  271. There is a total of 50 boss Pokémon in my game…. 10 aftergame, and around 25 optional ones. Make of that what you will.

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  272. Yo shit post containing all my pokemon

    #001-#030

    #001-Pomusc (Pome + Mollusc, Apple Snail) Grass
    #002-Mollequin (Mollusc + Quince, Quince Snail) Grass/Fairy
    #003-Marmollusc (Marmalade + Mollusc, Pear Carcolh) Grass/Fairy
    #004-Hissling (Hiss + Hatchling + Hassling, Dragonsnake) Fire
    #005-Slithurn (Slither + Burn, Dragonsnake) Fire
    #006-Infyrmo (Inferno + Wurm, Literal Dragonsnake) Fire/Dragon
    #007-Cubble (Cub + Bubble, Bubbly Lion) Water
    #008-Prydal (Pride + Tidal, Bubbly Lion) Water
    #009-Shisea (Shishi + Sea, Shishi Statue Fountain) Water/Ghost
    #010-Shifurr (Shiver + Fur, Arctic Hare) Normal
    #011-Eartic (Ear + Arctic, Arctic Hare) Normal/Ice
    #010-Chirpin (Chirp + Robin, European Robin) Normal/Flying
    #011-Ariabin (Aria + Robin, European Robin) Fairy/Flying
    #012-Passerene (Passerine + Serene, European Robin) Fairy/Flying
    #013-Larvel (Larva + Jewel, Lacewing Larva) Bug
    #014-Crystalis (Crystal + Chrysalis, Lacewing Pupa) Bug/Rock
    #015-Lacerelle (Lace + Elle + Jewel, Lacewing and Gems) Bug/Rock
    #016-Kittykin (Kitty + Catkin) (Ragamuffin Kitten and Catkins) Grass
    #017-Ragaroot (Ragamuffin + Root) Grass
    #018-Puptrid (Pup + Putrid, Scottish Terrier + Oil) Normal/Poison
    #019-Hirsutox (Hirsute + Toxic, Scottish Terrier + Oil) Normal/Poison
    #020-Arakid (Arachnid + Kid, Acrobat Spider Monkey) Flying/Normal
    #021-Acrobate (Acrobat + Primate, Acrobat Spider Monkey) Flying/Normal
    #022-Flonkey (Flying + Monkey/Flunkey, Flying Monday) Flying/Normal
    #023-Fauxpaw (Faux pas + Paw, Kitsune) Fairy
    #024-Denkapi (Denki + Capybara, Electric Capybara) Electric/Water
    #025-Kapimari (Capybara + Kaminari, Electric Capybara) Electric/Water
    #026-Ferrunt (Ferrous + Runt, Hematite Ore) Rock
    #027-Bludolt (Blood + Adult/Dolt, Partially Refined Hematite) Rock
    #028-Hematitan (Hematite + Titan, Hematite Gem) Rock/Steel
    #029-Wippunk (Whip + Punk, Whip Spider) Bug/Dark
    #030-Vinegoon (Vinegaroon + Goon, Whip Scorpion) Bug/Dark

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    • #031-#061

      #031-Spoobat (Spooky + Bat, Northern Ghost Bat) Flying/Ghost
      #032-Echost (Echo + Ghost, Greater Ghost Bat) Flying/Ghost
      #033-Gigaunt (Giga + Gaunt, False Vampire/Ghost Bat) Flying/Ghost
      #034-Daffodile (Daffodil + Crocodile, Daffodil Cayman) Water/Grass
      #035-Carniflora (Carnivore + Flower, Daffodil Cayman) Water/Grass
      #036-Aviorish (Avian + Vore + Fish, Wels Catfish) Water
      #037-Elecalf (Electric + Calf, Electric Calf) Electric
      #038-Cattleyst (Cattle + Catalyst, Catalyst Cow) Electric/Ground
      #039-Burllock (Bullock + Burgundy, Red Ox) Electric/Steel
      #040-Huffin (Huff + Puffin, Puffin) Ice/Flying
      #041-Tuffin (Tuft/Tough + Puffin, Tufted Puffin) Ice/Flying
      #042-Akama (Aka + Akuma, Red Devil) Dark
      #043-Crimsoni (Crimson + Oni, Red Devil) Dark/Psychic
      #044-Cardivile (Cardinal + Devil + Vile, Red Devil) Dark/Psychic
      #045-Aoingel (Aoi + Angel, Blue Angel) Fairy
      #046-Cyanshi (Cyan + Tenshi, Blue Angel) Fairy/Fighting
      #047-Zaffalkyrie (Zaffre + Valkyrie, Blue Angel) Fairy/Fighting
      #048-Apawllo (Apollo + Paw, Sun Bear) Fire/Cosmic
      #049-Thistill (Thistle + Still, Thistle) Grass
      #050-Napweed (Nap + Knapweed, Star Thistle) Grass/Cosmic
      #051-Saliven (Saliva + Vermin/Venom, Shrew) Poison/Dark
      #052-Shroxic (Shrew + Toxic, Shrew) Poison/Dark
      #053-Solvenodon (Solvent + Solenodon, Solenodon) Poison/Dark
      #054-Orile (Orion + Rile, Star Fighter) Fighting/Cosmic
      #055-Herova (Hero + Nova, Star Fighter) Fighting/Cosmic
      #056-Infantom (Infant + Phantom, Baby Blanket/Ghost) Normal/Ghost
      #057-Matrimorte (Matrimony + Morte, Wedding Dress/Ghost) Normal/Ghost
      #058-Tempester (Tempest + Pester, Cloud)
      #059-Stormonger (Storm + Warmonger, Cloud) Flying or Flying/???* (Fire/Water/Rock/Ice)
      #060-Rubblin (Rubble + Goblin, Ground) Ground
      #061-Harbreaker (Harbringer + Break, Terrain) Ground or Ground/??? (Electric/Psychic/Grass/Fairy)

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      • #062-#097

        #062-Tik (Tick, Pocket Watch/Tick) Steel
        #063-Tok (Tock, Wall Watch/Tick) Steel
        #064-Tiktok (Tick Tock, Grandfather Clock/Tick) Steel
        #065-Rankid (Rancid + Kid, Rancid Food) Poison
        #066-Festelder (Fester + Elder, Rancid Food) Poison
        #067-Findle (Fin + Swindle, Dolphin) Water/Dark
        #068-Orcaleve (Orca + Burgle + Evil, Orca) Water/Dark
        #069-Frilleer (Frill + Leer, Frilled Shark) Fairy/Dark
        #070-Unsealin (Unseelie + Sea + Goblin, Goblin Shark) Fairy/Dark
        #071-Rascara (Ra + Scarab, Sun Scarab) Bug/Cosmic
        #072-Gaztella (Gazelle + Stella, Gazelle) Cosmic
        #073-Antelos (Antelope + Telescope, Gazelle) Cosmic
        #074-Rolley (Roly + Ley/ Fey, Pink Fairy Armadillo) Fairy/Ground
        #075-Polley (Poly + Ley/Fey, Pink Fairy Armadillo) Fairy/Ground
        #076-Navelle (Navel + Stelle, Star Nosed Mole) Ground/Cosmic
        #077-Cosmole (Cosmo + Mole, Star Nosed Mole) Ground/Cosmic
        #078-Aurinch (Aurum + Finch, Gold Finch) Normal/Flying
        #079-Auraptor (Aurum + Raptor, Gold Finch) Steel/Flying
        #080-Nitrox (Nitro + Ox, Fire Bull) Fire/Steel
        #081-Bullsen (Bunsen + Bull, Fire Bull) Fire/Steel
        #082-Flamabull (Flame + Bull, Fire Bull), Fire/Steel
        #083-Scolopendrake (Scolopendra + Drake, Pink Dragon Millipede) Bug/Dragon
        #084-Bundra (Bundle + Dragon, Hoarding Dragon) Dragon
        #085-Hoardra (Hoard + Dragon, Hoarding Dragon) Dragon
        #086-Avaridra (Avarice + Dragon, Hoarding Dragon) Dragon/Rock
        #087-Pathawgen (Pathogen + Thaw, Frozen Disease) Poison/Ice
        #088-Chrovurm (Chroma/Chrome + Wyrm, Metal Flame Dragon) Steel/Dragon
        #089-Flabulous (Flab + Fabulous, Fat Pokemon) Normal
        #090-Adiposer (Adipose + Poser, Fat Pokemon) Normal
        #091-Calffeine Grass/Ground
        #092-Earlephant Grass/Ground
        #093-Prizsly Ice/Normal (Prizzly + Sly, Prizzly Bear)
        #094-Ursacle (Ursa + Icicle, Prizzly Bear) Ice/Normal
        #095-Philarva ( + Larva, Elephant Hawkmoth Caterpillar) Bug
        #096-Dormoth (Dormant + Moth, Elephant Hawkmoth Chrysalis) Bug
        #097-Espenoir (Esp +, Elephant Hawk Moth) Bug/Psychic

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  274. My fangame
    -first gym leader is an annoying toddler who spams dragon rage
    -One really strong Pokémon is found only by accessing an event that is random. That random event has a rare chance of giving the player that Pokémon.
    -Gym leaders have competitive teams as early as gym four
    -From gym 1, Z-moves are present
    -There are some VERY fun battles with some NPCs

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  275. Since its fakemon spam time

    There’s a ‘vampire’ character (name undecided) who regularly battles to gain the Flying Gym Leader title against Claudia, who is a well respected bird keeper.

    Depending on the game, you either fight

    Vampy

    Zubat Lv. 13
    Woobat Lv. 13
    Spoobat Lv. 15

    Or

    Claudia

    Aurinch Lv. 13
    Ariabin Lv. 13
    Tuffin Lv. 15

    You either get Roost (Claudia) or Pluck (Vampire)

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  276. Spoiler for my fangame
    the last elite four member is electric type and his star Pokémon is the Electric/Poison Platypus pseudo I have. Who is he? He’s the gym guide… yup

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  278. Your journey towards the fire gym is…. well… actually life risking. It is said that it is the area where people tend to end their journeys…

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  279. Spotlight on one of my Fakemon concepts, Chrovurm. Name’s a combination of ‘Chromium’ and ‘Wyrm’, suiting for a Steel/Dragon.

    It has a silver coloured, metallic serpent body that splits into five dragon-like heads. Each ‘head’ has a horn made of a certain metal, and what head corresponds to what metal is indicated by the colour of its eyes and horn.

    The eyes are the same colour as the flame they let off. Burning different metals leads to different flame colours, with the ‘Chro’ part also coming from ‘Chroma’ meaning ‘Colour’. The heads and their eye/flame colours are in the following order: zinc (yellow), potassium (pink), strontium (red), sodium (red), copper (green).

    Seeing as it’s also based off a hydra, it has poison based attacks such as Poison Gas and Venom Drench. It’s shiny has different colours, to be decided

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    • reminds me of this creature i drew
      The Skydra
      Skydra are magical sky beasts that harness the weather as a powerful weapon, they have three long necks with varying horn like crests, large feathery wings and a wing on the end of its tail, each head can spit out a different meteorological attack, lightning, rain and snow

      But the real story is a MASSIVE mechanical metropolis in the sky, inhabited by a pitiful yet industrious race known as the Grunglings, fat greedy inventors that are made of a flexible rubber like material they can inflate their bodies and arms to float around. nearly everyone of these jerks use Skydras for everything, from powering turbines or ferrying them around, and they treat them like horrible monsters despite their peaceful ways

      but deep in the bowls of this skyhigh city is their dirty secret a gigantic Skydra broodmother being forced to lay eggs (Skydra eggs give off a strong electrical charge)

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      • The names catchy and its an interesting story

        I think it’s because the Hy- and Sky- match tbh, makes the name simple yet satisfying

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        • i know, i do more then fakemons

          back in school, i’d draw the most simplest of creatures and give them a whole story

          but…that fails in comparison to my first and second game’s notes…..

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          • Don’t hate or love her, she’s a well designed character but tbh she has this feeling that she’s been around since release… Not good, because she has nowhere near the hype of Sombra or Ana, but not bad because she feels at home and not OP/UP like Ana/Sombra

            I think she’s perfect, but IMO not exciting

          • It might as well be seeing as how large her headshot box is

            Slap a Widow on the other team and you can get her out of the game before you finish saying ‘adieu’

          • Yup. If there’s one thing I hate about overwatch it’s how shitty the balancing is occasionally

            It’s better on comp where you’re playing with similarly skilled players but on quick you’ve got Widow mains who can’t snipe for shit and people running rampant with the tank who can one shot in two different ways (one is just by shooting at two different distances) and heal half his HP

          • I just don’t enjoy the game, but to each their own
            I’m sure having the game you play being killed than having the fanbase that killed your game repetitively bully your fanbase is a good enough reason for me to hate the game.. .plus I don’t enjoy it

          • Battleborn and overwatch….. let’s just say Overwatch fans harassed me quite a bunch in the passed….

          • It’s unfortunate they came out the same time, I heard it really suffered because of it

          • It did! What pisses me off is this… Overwatch can get away with giving a character DLC every 4 months and be okay
            Battleborn released DLC characters and story missions literally once a month

          • Tbf its because OW is extremely based on Pro level play, so literally everything has to *fine tuned* to the extreme. Sucks, but understandable.

          • But so is Battleborn….. kinda…
            It was all fine until the winter…. then all the balance went to shit

          • It depends, actual character concept or OPness

            (Design we have Ghalt, a shotgun hook character with a stun trap that later was nerfed to a slow trap… he’s actually one of the best balanced characters. Excellent support character)

          • Oh, it goes in cycles
            We had Ambra and Galilea at the begging who got toned down with nerfs
            Alani when she first came out could solo entire teams despite being a healer. She got nerfed three updates straight and still is super good. (But not OP)
            Pendles was OP at first but literally because people couldn’t figure out that staying together made him useless
            Ernest…. thank the lord he got nerfed…
            Same for Benedict
            Kid Ultra was busted as fuck in the start. He got nerfed.
            And Beatrix is, arguably, still broken as fuck

          • Eh, doesn’t sound too bad, probably gets over exaggerated unlike OW because blizzard has a bunch of white knights defending their balancing and character mains screaming bloody hell if a nerf looks at them

          • Exactly… but that isn’t the issue… it’s the nerfing that is
            The most well known character was one named “El Dragon”, a Luchador. he was quite literally one of the most frustrating to learn and least played characters in the game. However a few brave souls such as moi, learned how to play him…. to say the least, I would never dip below 20 kills a game and I’d top in the 40’s ….. keep in mind this is a melee character in a moba…..

            Anyways, it wasn’t that he was broken, it’s that if someone was good as him he was EXTREMELY SCARY. he had a counter, if you but an effect (Slow, stun, etc) he basically was an easy kill….. He was like an upper mid tier character
            So gearbox looked at the character, thought he needs a nerf… and nerfed literally everything about him….
            He was a glass cannon……
            He got nerfed that he became outdamaged by healers, had his health dropped even lower despite being one of the lowest health characters already, had lowered attack speed and had EVERY SINGLE ATTACK HE HAD LOWERED IN DAMAGE… and his stun was halfed in time.. and his stunning tool was was decreased in range…
            BUT DON’T WORRY THEY MADE UP FOR THIS BY INCREASING THE DAMAGE THE DASH HE USES TO ESCAPE DOES

          • Absolutely ridiculous, tbh, reminds me of D. Va on OW

            Meant to harass and do damage, only broken because the healing sniper Ana who can sleep enemies, then damage/heal herself/deny healing/boost her teams healing with one short cool down ability could use said ability and use her high healing to heal d. Va back to full

            She also got a health buff no one wanted

            She was finally viable after a recent buff blizzard made, was a high risk/high reward if you didn’t have an Ana…

            But because Ana is stupidly OP and is favourited by devs and fan boys, it was d. Va that got nerfed, not her enabler, meaning D. Va is just a shield bot now who can fly sometimes

            And the Ana mains bitched so hard when she got the nerf she needed that they got her nerf reverted within a day

          • Oh god…
            Oh and ready for this? Ready for the reason why they nerfed him?
            Because the data from those few good players was so good that he warranted a nerf…
            Now he’s literally the worst character in the game…. and I’m still pretty good with him.. the fact that some people can still use him is why he hasn’t gotten buffed yet… no joke… gearbox quite literally said it themselves

          • Few people are skilled enough to make him ‘OP’: NERF NERF NETFLIX

            Few people are skilled enough to make him not UP: No buff for you uwu

          • IKR!? He is!!!!
            You could literally flop into a crowd, stun them and wail the fuck out until two seconds are up and they begin to gangbang you XD

          • I mean they shouldn’t all be that close anyway if they know you’re on the enemy team, sucks he got nerfed

          • Exactly… even if they were, he can still be countered…
            And he does the Buzzwole death… he flexes when he dies

          • Same ;~;
            He’s perfect
            (also, it doesn’t hurt that nearly every character had an anime voice actor… and that we had taunts.. a lot of them…

            One character actually had one that made a little (Albiet hilarious) jab at Overwatch

          • Y’know that one tracer win pose where she goes in that one position that really showed off her ass? Well.. the character (a male by the way) goes into that position with an exaggeration on his ass… and the taunt is called Cavalier

          • It’s perf :3
            (Back when dabbing was popular we got a waterbender who dabs for a taunt)

  281. Pokedex Entry: 84
    Platyrant
    Classification: Platypus Pokemon
    Height: 6’09
    Weight: 234.5 Lbs
    Type: Poison/Electric
    Ability: Storm Drain/Fluid Current (Hidden Ability: Corrosion)
    Stats:
    HP: 90
    Attack: 100
    Defense: 150
    Special Attack: 120
    Special Defense: 100
    Speed: 40
    Base Stat Total: 600
    Pokedex Entry: Although it keeps the reticent personality it had earlier in its life, Platyrant becomes a lot more dangerous upon evolving. It is extremely loyal to anything that it bonds to. If either itself or what it protects are in danger, it will show no mercy in attacking the threat. It secretes a strange toxic liquid from its body to make large puddles. It conducts the energy of its electrical attacks toward the opponent with overwhelming force.

    Evolves from Platesla: Level 55 while knowing at least 1 poison move.

    He’s finally done… the platypus pseudo

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  282. I’m baaack
    So they finally turned that ghetto mall’s abandoned dollar store into something useful
    a collectibles and antique store

    and sadly they didn’t have tomy pokemon figs but they had a whole box of Sonic MacDonalds electronic games

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  288. So, you can only have one Pokémon, given to you at birth whilst it itself is an egg, and you have to raise it from birth to death. No swaps, no trading, and it has to have a name because it’s an individual.

    What Pokemon, what gender/name/characteristics/physical variations from the rest of its species/etc would it have and why?

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  289. I just realized that my evil teams have….

    1. Clearly have a defined and immoral plan.
    2. Edgelords who actually are threatening
    3. Pirates

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  294. @symmetricaljesus:disqus I forgot to tell you this, I managed to beat five AG matches with a team of all bees and five more with a team of all basculins

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  301. Yooka-laylee is nearly done downloading
    i know the game won’t be active until Tues but parts of me think it can be played now

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  302. Alrighty Yooka-Laylee is fully Downloaded and Installed
    but it said available 9PM 4/10/17
    i wonder if it will be a early release

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    • The worst thing is is that it’s one of the the most plausible joining the evil teams ever

      Lusamine wouldn’t get angry as hell, would probably kill Nebby to summon beasts that will eventually be defeated (if Kahuna + Tapu can go toe to toe with them, a group of humans and Pokemon will slaughter them), she’d get detained, and we’d be chilling as part of skull as Lillie’s life goes to absolute shit

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  308. Anyone else noticed that there’s a ‘girly’ starter for each type? Meganium (least feminine), Delphox (mostly feminine due to Braixen) and Primarina (arguably one of the most feminine Pokemon ever, and probably the most feminine starter there’ll ever be)

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  309. That moment you’re a little girl with blue hair with the name anal but backwards and you train fish to beat island kids into shape

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  316. I only have 15 Shrines and several memories remaining in Breath of the Wild! I don’t know how I’m possibly going to narrow down those Shrines without using a walkthrough multiple times, but I’m going to give it my best shot. I hope to finish this (and everything else on plate) by the end of the weekend so I can start fresh next week!

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      • I’m not even going to try with the Hyrule Compendium, it’s just not worth it for me. Same goes for side quests and Korok seeds. I want to save those for later when DLC comes around. I’ll consider the game complete when I get all the Shrines and memories.

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    • I have like 30-40 shrines to go, 4 memories left, and 800+ Korok seeds that I’ll never find. I’m not sure whether or not I’ll try to finish all the shrines, but unlike you, I don’t want to finish anytime soon.

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      • This is a game that really isn’t ever finished. It will take me ages to complete every possible thing, so there will always be a reason to play it in the future. At the same time, I could screw around with the physics and climb mountains endlessly. It’s the perfect chill-out game.

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        • I definitely get what you mean, and while that’s awesome, it’ll hurt me all the more to finish the game. After the credits roll in a single player game it just isn’t the same to keep playing.

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          • This is why I’m so happy about the DLC! We’ll have a big update at the end of the year around the time Super Mario Odyssey comes out, so we’ll all go back to play it again while a bunch of other Nintendo games are coming out. It’s going to be great.

          • Oh, WOW. . .

            You know the year is full of great games when you forget about a new 3D Mario. I haven’t thought about Odyssey in so long. This year’s gonna be great for the Switch. ARMS and Splatoon 2 soon, FE Warriors, Odyssey, and Xenoblade 2 (hype!) later, along with more BotW DLC. Not to mention whatever gets announced at E3.

          • I still think that Smash Bros. could come out this year, but that’s just an educated guess. I’m very, very confident in Animal Crossing and Metroid coming in 2018 (maybe Pikmin as well), along with other odd-ball new IPs for both this year and next. Pokemon is also a toss-up as well, but I’m still leaning towards a couple more 3DS games. Luigi’s Mansion could very well be announced at E3. And who knows, maybe Kid Icarus and Donkey Kong as well? This will be a crazy first 12 months for the Switch for sure.

          • I’m just kinda sad that we’re getting Arms instead of a new Punch Out. They could’ve just made it a new Punch Out actually, it wouldn’t have the awful freaking name

          • The thing is, ARMS isn’t like punch out at all. Punch Out was all about memorizing patterns and such, but ARMS is more of an actual fighting game.

          • Honestly, I think Animal Crossing will come this year or very early next. If not AC, then Pikmin this year. I see Metroid next year for sure though, and part of me still thinks Smash port won’t happen at all. I know there was the amiibo stuff but I’m still skeptical.

  318. I just remembered that whole Mighty Number 9 “crying like an anime fan on prom night” thing and I just laughed. I’m just sad that if Yooka-Laylee is a flop we won’t get an amazing meme like that because the people who made it are too smart

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        • Indeed, the game clearly has already had some pretty big issues on consoles, and even without that it has been receiving some criticism for not being too retro(for lack of a better word). We’ll see soon how it does in market, but it might be the second strike against old dev’s making spiritual successors to their games.

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  324. Our official starting rankings now
    Decidueye: Mid tier UU
    Incineroar: NU, lol
    Primarina: High Tier UU

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  325. Funniest thing: Everyone whines about how little SuMo did for the metagame yet neglects the fact that move tutors don’t exist and move tutors are pretty much the reason why half the mons in OU are even there

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