Galarian Darmanitan
Type: Ice
Ability: Gorilla Tactics/Zen Mode
HP: 105
Attack: 140
Defense: 55
Special Attack: 30
Special Defense: 55
Speed: 95
Base Stat Total: 480

Zen Mode
Type: Ice/Fire
Ability: What do you think?
Base Stats
HP: 105
Attack: 160
Defense: 55
Special Attack: 30
Special Defense: 55
Speed: 135
Base Stat Total: 540

One of the first things you’re told when giving stats to fakemon is to not minmax them, as it takes away from how official they feel. That rule just got assblasted out of existence with this Pokemon because holy CRAP is this mon minmaxed. Anywayyys, let’s begin!

Pros
+ That attack stat? It’s ability “Gorilla Tactics” is basically built in choice band as an ability. You can proceed to slap another choice band on for all you silly willies who said “My 140 base attack (379 pre band, 568) choice banded mon hits too weak! I wanna hit hard enough to OHKO Ferrothorn with a neutrally effective move!” WHY CAN IT DO THAT?! OH AND YOU CAN SCARF IT
+ It has a lot more coverage than a mon like this should be allowed
+ If you want a more refined unga-bunga approach you can go zen mode which is even FASTER and a tad bit weaker, but with extra fire type glue to add to the glue buffet this Pokemon has on a daily basis.

Cons
– You literally will not activate Zen mode without a focus sash because getting looked at the wrong way will kill you instantly. That HP stat better hard carry
– Awful defenses despite good HP
– You must buy your own glue to eat. The Darm does not come with any.

I literally cannot say anything else. This is OU. Literally nothing in the game walls it.

Request sent!

Frosmoth

Earthen will be camping out in the frigid outdoors starting at 10PM
On top of that i gotta work until 4 have a appointment at 6 and hopefully can get a 4hr disco nap to recharge (the hardest part is actually falling asleep)

I’ve got mine on pre order at Gamestop

Going right after classes are done, then gonna sit and play my heart out