Weekly Wrap Up is our end of the week digest of smaller news stories that are just as important, but didn’t get a dedicated post! If you’d like to get real time updates about what’s mentioned here you can follow our Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram pages. Here’s what you missed from February 5th to February 11th!

This Week’s Big Stories

Rayquaza, More Gen III Pokémon Coming to GO!

Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon

  • The fourth Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Global Mission has begun! The goal is to harvest 30,000,000 PokéBeans by February 19th. If the mission is a success, then participating players will receive 2,000 FC (4,000 FC if they have their game connected to the Global Link) while a mission failure will result in players only getting 1,000 FC  (2,000 FC if Global Linked)
  • Version 1.2 of Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon is live! Requiring 539 Blocks, this patch is required to continue to use all online functions and fixes various bugs:
    • Fixes a bug where Curse, Forest’s Curse, Power Trick and String Shot could cause the game to freeze during Live Competitions

Pokkén Tournament DX

  • From February 23rd through the 26th players can participate in the Underworld Ruler Group Match! This cup is a Team Battle competition on a Fixed Battle Arena, as usual. Participants will be given a special title based on Aegislash, while those who place higher will be rewarded with more special titles
  • Quick reminder that the Psyfirecracker Group Match is currently on going until tomorrow!

P-Sports

  • For those interested, Episode 2 of P-Sports ~Aim to be a Pokémon Battle Master~ is now available to watch on YouTube

Pokémon GO

  • For the time being Plusle and Minun are both available world wide! There’s no word on if or when they will revert back to their original region exclusivity
  • Shiny Swablu has been confirmed as the shiny for the latest wave of Hoenn Pokémon, making it and Shiny Altaria officially available in game
  • For those in Europe, on February 24th, the next Pokémon GO Community Day, all Unibail-Rodamco Shopping Center locations across Europe will have Lure Modules activated from 9am to 9pm local time! To go along with the event, the following specific shopping malls will also hold special events for Pokémon GO players as part of the Community Day festivities:
    • CentrO (Oberhausen, Germany)
    • Centrum Cerný Most (Prague, Czech Republic)
    • Confluence (Lyon, France)
    • Fisketorvet (Copenhagen, Denmark)
    • Höfe am Brühl (Leipzig, Germany)
    • La Maquinista (Barcelona, Spain)
    • Les 4 Temps (Paris, France)
    • Mall of Scandinavia (Stockholm, Sweden)
    • Wroclavia (Wroclaw, Poland)

Pokémon Duel

  • The special Queen Cup Carnival Events has begun in Pokémon Duel! Until February 12th users can play against other another online to earn points and access rewards such as the Dragonite figure

Pokémon Shuffle

  • The new Comfey stage runs until February 13th
  • A Pokémon Safari featuring Magikarp Costume Pikachu, Gyarados Costume Pikachu, Charizard Costume Pikachu, Shiny Rayquaza Costume Pikachu and the new Surprised and Dizzy Pikachu is available until February 13th
  • The following stages have begun repeat runs until February 13th: Shaymin Land Form, Shaymin Sky Form, Dialga, & Palkia

Check out the official Pokémon merchandise that was either revealed, leaked, or is now available for purchase this week:

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QUESTION OF THE DAY: Which is your favorite and least favorite Pokémon mobile game/app and why?

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  • QUESTION OF THE DAY: Which is your favorite and least favorite Pokémon mobile game/app and why?

    • Ultron

      Favorite: GO. I love all the people that it brings to the franchise, even if a lot of them are filthy casuals. Ninantic also does add a bunch of cool stuff to the game regularly as well. It’s just a shame there’s still so much improvement to be made.

      Least: Magikarp Jump: I played this pretty regularly for a while, but eventually just stopped. The lack of content pretty much killed this game for me and it’s not very interactive either.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Faviorite Go obviously

      Least…. Probabally the kiddy one

    • Favorite is either Shuffle or Duel/Comaster
      Least Favorite is Go

  • Deerlia

    Why am i always like, the first or second person to respond?
    It’s nice to feel informed, but where do all you deers go?

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m in a food coma so my attendance is shoddy

  • Ultron

    Those drink toppers are really cool, but I’m not exactly sure what the point of them are

    • They’re really popular in Asia for decorative purposes but same tbh haha

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Every time the weekly post gets up I look at the merch and think to myself. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84258dc5f356698f5aad9512ac1bc35ae0118ccb26de306ca4b5ff02ba1c551b.jpg

  • Butter Geek

    Gengar is one of the coolest designed pokemon ever! Honestly I think Mega Gengar’s design is much worse than regular gengar’s

    • Ultron

      I prefer regular gengar too.

  • Butter Geek
  • Butter Geek
    • Butter Geek

      All the info is in the thumbnail

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bullfeces

      • Butter Geek

        she’s a confirmed leaker tho?…

        • EarthenWarrior

          There’s no such thing

          • Butter Geek

            She posted stuff
            That turned out to be real
            before it ws revealed

          • Hyou Vizer

            she’s posted numerous info on the franchise weeks to months before it was officially revealed, her sources are at least 90% accurate

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Good I love me some Blue. We could all use more Blue imo lol

  • Marina amiibo

    • EarthenWarrior

      You gonna buy like fifty of them

    • Butter Geek

      I mean yeah, but the other new amiibo is my fav youtuber

    • Kuppo

      Daily reminder that Marina has an amiibo

      More to come

  • EarthenWarrior

    NOOOOOOOOOO THEYRE CLOSING THE TOYS R US NEAR ME AS PART OF THE LIQUIDATION

    • Ultron

      At least you’ll get good deals. Toysrus generally has meh prices anyway

      • EarthenWarrior

        BUT I DONT WANT IT TO GO

        • Ultron

          My Toysrus closed about 10 years ago. You’ll live

    • Butter Geek

      WHAT? I thought they would close every Toys R Us except the one near you!

    • Kuppo

      More signs that the toy industry is dying

      rip

      • Ultron

        Toy industry isn’t dying, shopping at stores is

      • TheReece25

        It will never be as big as before technology.. or in 90’s … But never go away. As long as there are still kids lol. But the internet rains supreme for purchasing them. Not like you need to try them on first… Hehe

    • EarthenWarrior

      I feel nauseous I’m panicking
      I go there all the time for game releases and to shoplift….every Pokémon game from pearl to USUM (minus XY)

      I I feel faint….

      • Ultron

        Good, maybe you can stop being a dirty thief.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’ve been stealing since first grade

          • Ultron

            Shouldn’t be proud of that

          • You know who it affects and you still do it.

            That’s really fucking scummy Earthen

          • TheReece25

            Wait.. you Really shoplift!?!? ( 0, 0)

            .
            ..
            … Cool!!

          • Ultron

            Not cool. At all actually.

          • No it really isn’t.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s your fault they are going down, all your shoplifting has clearly taken away their profits. Shame on you.

        • TheReece25

          😂😂😂

      • TheReece25

        GameStop

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s so much further and EVERYONE goes there i usually beat the rush

          • TheReece25

            What did u us d to steal… Tell me. Lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            just pokemon cards occasionally like those random figurine stuff of zelda and lego mini figs

            nothing expensive,

          • TheReece25

            Lol. How did u do it? I’m sure they noticed when counting stock. Prob one of those old stores that never updated security

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please my lad i have many strategies
            Most important: loose deep pockets

            its all a matter of getting inconspicuous products that won’t look suspicious in a pocket
            look for blindspots in camera security
            get it into a secluded area aka the restroom.
            either open the box and dispose of the box in a trash can (i wrap it in TP to avoid suspicion) and pocket it
            but my all time method is putting it in your sneakers, its a solid extremely low container that will never be accused
            but never get greedy or hit the same place more than once a week

          • TheReece25

            Lol… You have problems.. and I approve

    • TheReece25

      I used to Love Toy’r’us.. but I mean.. it’s not Nearly as needed as it was when I was young

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Is all the Gengar merchandise to try and make us forget they ruined it by removing Levitate? I love Gengar and always have, though I could never use one in game until I played through my Sisters Pearl version and could actually evolve it.

  • TheReece25

    https://youtu.be/_Ezu024ASz0

    I see someone already posted this…
    But I’ll explain better.
    Apparently most leaks are from translators of these games
    And all translators are only hired to translate parts of the games script
    On the website known for major leaks, also correctly leaking the last two games..
    A few alleged Translators felt the new games may be a Kanto remake, due to the heavy Kanto references in the part of the scripts they were translating.
    Along with Blue appearing in the games “confirmed”

    Very interesting… It is a big leap from the 3DS to Switch.. they have been amping up the nostalgia factor for years now.. and the switch seems to be targeted at not old.. but older kids.. seeing as the 3DS still has some life and many parents are apparently still buying it for their children..

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they wanted one of their strongest fan bases on their side, the genwunners, as a sort of “guaranteed” success tactic for the new games.. hmm… Especially if the battle mechanics are greatly changing

    Just hopefully not a remake.
    We don’t need that again.

    • Butter Geek

      You didn’t explain it better at all. You added your thoughts, yes, but you didn’t eplain it better.

      • TheReece25

        I mean better than the person who just posted it below.. DUH

      • TheReece25

        Oh it was You. You didn’t do anything but tell people to watch video.. so everyone called BS. I gave them a summary Before they click.

        • Butter Geek

          Yeah, but the thumbnail has all the info you said. They didn’t need to click it anyway.

          • TheReece25

            No. The thumbnail doesn’t have what I said in it. I know because I watched the video and she has to explain this part at the end.

          • TheReece25

            I mean why people should believe it.. or not

          • Kuppo

            From PC you can barely see the thumbnail tho, it’s so blurry

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Can they please please someone ElSE except the genwunners?

      • no because even gamefreak cant understand what made gen one work so theyre just hopelessly repeating it without capturing the core of it

        • Kappa Valoroo

          You’d think after 21 years they’d have perfected the fourmula. But nope

        • Kuppo

          I believe that what made it work was the innovation that it brought and the simplicity, But today the gameplay isn’t innovative anymore and a simplistic Pkm game would just be boring

          • a simplistic pokemon game wouldn’t be boring at all tho?

            Modern pokemon is boring because most changes are just meaningless gimmicks like megas that will be dropped in a gen

      • TheReece25

        Lol. I think they are just low-key afraid of failure. They want something they feel they Know will appeal to a Known part of their fan base . But even I as a genwunner feel the play to kanto is a bit Overplayed.. I mean.. we Just saw Red and Blue in UsUm

  • Fedex

    Hey how is everyone??

    • i wish i was dead

      • Kuppo

        But if you die you won’t get that Marina Amiibo 😉

      • Fedex

        Woahh. I’m sorry to hear that.
        Keep your chin up,things will get better!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        If you are wishing for something why not for things to be the way you want?

      • EarthenWarrior

        gunshot, shoved through a wood chipper or by snoo-snoo

        • all three

          • InfinityD4

            Kinky.

        • Kuppo

          Whatever snoo-snoo is

          • InfinityD4

            It’s From Futurama, also GOOGLE.

          • Kuppo

            I didn’t want to take risks by GOOGLING (capitalizing random words is fun) it

          • InfinityD4

            10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

          • EarthenWarrior

        • TheReece25

          Take my money… $$$$$

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Depends on who delivers the snoo-snoo.

          • EarthenWarrior

            amazon women duh

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • EarthenWarrior

            i was suggesting someone…bigger

          • Kuppo

            Let’s not go there

          • EarthenWarrior

            dude that’s the point, its not death by snoo snoo unless its with a towering amazonian brute

          • InfinityD4

            that’s okay then.

          • Butter Geek

            Do you want me to tell Dae on you ?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ve done nothing wrong and you know it

          • InfinityD4

            well Hancock only has eyes for Luffy and would sooner leave you as a statue. Diana Might by accident just due to being an

            Amazonian Demi-Goddess.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I mean I know neither would want me.

    • Butter Geek

      Had kinda a sh*tty day, but I ate a pack of oreos with Milk

      • Fedex

        You’ll have better days! :]

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Hey, haven’t seen you for a while, how you?

      • Fedex

        I’m great thanks. Been super busy.
        I haven’t forgotten this place thought I’d drop by. How have you been??

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Not good at all but I’ll continue onwards.

          • Fedex

            That is the best way!

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Hello, I don’t think we’ve met

      • Fedex

        No we haven’t. I’ve been away for a while so maybe that’s why.
        And hello nice to meet you kappa :]

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Nice to meet you too
          :3

    • Golden_Flygon

      Oh hey what’s up Fedex, haven’t seen you since pre-release season of USUM

      • Fedex

        Oh hi not much I’ve been really busy and nit been on here much. I guess when the news picks up again I’ll be around more often.
        How are you?

        • Golden_Flygon

          Good, I just came back to the site about 3 weeks ago. I’ve been gone for almost 3 months because I didn’t want to get spoiled from USUM.

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright rando question time
    what is your least favorite color and make a team of pokemon of said color go

    • TheReece25

      Purple! It’s ok sometimes… Other times.. it Physically makes me sick. Marinie or whtvr def on it.. team wise

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Naganadel
        Gliscor
        Sableye
        Alolan Marowak
        Toxapex
        Nidoking

        • TheReece25

          Yes.. Gliscor 😍

    • Kuppo

      Gray

      Escavalier
      Aggron
      Ferrothorn
      Marshadow
      Kommie-o
      Zoroark

    • Fedex

      I guess brown.
      So..
      Diglett
      Dugtrio
      Fearow
      Spearow
      Furret
      Sentret

      • TheReece25

        Brown… Is Beautiful!!! Kk!?

        • Kappa Valoroo

          All colors are beautiful, he just has a least faviorite

          • TheReece25

            Just kidding… Lol

        • Fedex

          Well I do like chocolate! 😛

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            Dang I’m hungry now

        • EarthenWarrior

          I am fond of the brown color and most earth tone colors

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            That makes sense..

      • EarthenWarrior

        too easy and repetitive

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Better team:
        Tauros
        Lycanroc
        Infernape
        Dragalge
        Mamoswine
        Pinsir

    • EarthenWarrior

      Unsurprisingly its Pink….

      Bewear
      Lickilicky
      Slowbro
      Miltank
      Gastrodon West
      Mr. Mime

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Those Pokémon are surprising for you! Like mr.mime

        • EarthenWarrior

          =__=

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Thought you hated all faries

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do….i really do…

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Lime Green
      Shiny Espeon
      Shiny Stantler
      Gulpin
      Skipbloom
      Shiny Masquerain
      Shiny Mewtwo

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Idk, I’ll go for Pink I guess

      Clefable
      Bewear
      Slowbro
      Chansey
      Tapu Lele
      Gastrodon Worse

  • Fedex

    So what games have you all been spending most of your time on?
    I haven’t touched anything but I’ve been showdown’ing quite a lot lately!
    Also all this switch talk is exciting me!

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I’ve been playing X a lot, just messing around with all of the features such as pokeradar,hoards, and others.

      Also Just wrapped up hollow knight

      I am super exited too!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      US, finally finished my pokeball collections, the story and am now going after my second Blacepholon after my shiny one I got last Friday.

    • Ultron

      Been powering through my wonderlocke of UltraMoon. It’s just taking a while now because when something dies I have to train it all the way to 55+

      Also Stardew Valley

  • TheReece25

    What do you guys think of the battle system changing.. it’s a bit of a scary thought but.. I honestly feel it’s the shake up Pokemon needs to survive 10 more years. Honestly, it would be like a fresh start without actually starting over.

    Everything has to get More and More complicated… In fear of boredom it would seem. I think GF knows this..
    In my mind.. they are trying to create a more classic system for battle.. one that doesn’t constantly need to outdo itself.
    Kind of how I read an article about how the Switch is Already “obsolete”.. in the sense it was Already released with outdated graphics.. so no one can complain. . It’s quite genius actually..

    The new battle system will flow as easily as the change from FF’s turn by turn system into a button smasher.. yet satisfying.. I hope

    • Kappa Valoroo

      It’s definitely scary….. Pokemon has a good system right now its just…… rough

      • TheReece25

        Yes but.. while we may not be bored of it.. I could definitely understand if someone else said they were..
        In theory at least .. a good Shake up is Needed.
        It’s really all about how good it turns out to be if people accept it or not

        • Sleepy Valoroo

          I want them to do the new battle system as the 9th Generation.
          Give us the True HD main series game and reboot with a new system entirely.

    • The Switch ins’t obsolete

      It isn’t tacking the audience the Ps4 and XBone is tackling. No one gives a sh*t about graphics on switch because it’s portable. That sales pitch is already enough to sell more in a year than the Wii U did its entire life span

      • TheReece25

        “Obsolete” .. not really obsolete. It was just a catchy title for the article. As I explained.. the Switch is already far behind on the software side.. but we all love what it can do. The fact that it’s a handled is it’s biggest seller and the article mentions that too. They are praising it.
        Saying while the PS4 and Xbox have set themselves in the trap for better more expensive graphics.. the Switch can improve itself with what it does best basically.. being inventive and going at it’s own pace.

        I’m still a PS4 boy myself tho… Tho I sold it 0_0

    • Ultron

      Anyone who buys a switch for graphics is an idiot

      • TheReece25

        That’s the point.. don’t listen to star

      • InfinityD4

        It’s like how Henson’s Law Works, Really Amazing Puppets will still look like Really Amazing Puppets while even the Newest CGI will look bad in 5 years, except with Stylized Graphics Vs. Super-Hardware-Intensive Photo-realistic Graphics

        • Ultron

          You’re very right

          • InfinityD4

            It’s like how even original Wind Waker’s Graphics Hold up pretty well today.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I love the charm of Hensons Puppets, and things that use animatronics, it’s the same with great games that don’t necessarily have the best graphics.

          • InfinityD4

            I love the fact someone invented a name for it. just need a name for the video game graphics version.

    • I’m still going on my old stance of “if it aint broke, don’t fix it”.

      But it’s looking very likely that the leaks are real because they come from such credible sources aka people who knew about Team Rainbow Rocket in USUM early. Larry on Twitter (good friends with PokeSirena) says the battle system has been made “more simplistic”, so I’m hoping that’s a sign that they don’t go too overboard. I’m really on the fence. If the battle system changes are that bad, I’m considering quitting the series.

      • TheReece25

        Part of me feels it’s already simple.. unless they mean like breeding and stats what not..
        It does seem they feel pressured to add to it lately each game.
        I still hate how they handled megas.
        Like it should have never been created if they don’t put out a new wave of them eventually

      • Ultron

        Oh, don’t be so dramatic.

    • joker901

      Pokken exists, buy it if you want that. Pokemon is also strategy, this has also made the franchise great. Imagine the anime, with pikachu kicking pokemon while ash press a button…The battle system can change of course and the serie needs it but I don’t think that destroying 20 years of types/abilities/moves/ivs/evs would be a great idea…

  • Butter Geek

    I like Gnoggin, but he just made a theory that Cryogonal (and Dhelmise and Minior) can learn attract because it’s an elemental and in ancient times Nymphs were considered elementals and nymphs attracted people

    • Kuppo

      Not even him can explain GF weird antics

      • Butter Geek

        For me it was always obvious that Cryogonal is supposed to be a sad lonely pokemon that can’t find love

        • Kuppo

          But that’s also dumb

          • Butter Geek

            Why? The mon has a Crying and it has Cry in its name (I know it’s for Cryo, but it can have double meaning)

    • thats dumb

    • TheReece25

      Nothing he says Ever turns true.. I was a fan.. he makes interesting theories. But the way he talks is just so reassuring and confident. Which is Good for YouTube videos, aka his Job.. Bad for people hoping he might know what will happen next in Pokemon. It’s just aggravating then..

      • no one should spend time making theories about video games expecting them to be true

        • Butter Geek

          I agree, I mean you have some evidence, but the closest you’ll probably ever come is Kinda Close

          • TheReece25

            He Never comes “kinda close” which upset me when I first started watching before SM.. he was like Everything is Starting Over.. he said it as fact.. me as someone completely new Of Course thought he was going to at least come “kinda close”.. he didn’t.. and sense never has .
            I understand now tho.. at the start.. I didn’t.
            So very frustrating

      • Kuppo

        But theories aren’t predictions, he never promised what he said is what we’re gonna get, he was just speculating about the game’s lore and future.

  • Kappa Valoroo

    The new gen3 event is AWESOME!!!! I found a CLAYDOL in my rainy biome. Even before I caught Baltoy!

    • EarthenWarrior

      i wish i had a Claydol around, it could help me in work via psychokinesis to move stuff and organize

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        It would be fun to ride around on

        • EarthenWarrior

          too small

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            If I did criss-cross I could sit in it and use its horn as a a place to grab on

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m bored again……

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      find something to do… Like drawing or something

  • TheReece25

    People need to Stop tearing Everything I say apart.. and putting me somehow on the Opposite side of things. Then they get upset when I clap back uncalmly at times. It’s because its each comment I post! If they even bothered to Read my original comments well enough in the first place.. using their Proper reading skills.. there would have been nothing extra to say.
    Its like I have to type Everything in layman’s terms or they can’t comprehend a basic metaphor.. It’s only 2 people actually.. mostly
    ( -_-)

    • actually just the way you write is extremely confusing and hard to understand

      • TheReece25

        I guess if you’re still in middle school..

        • Butter Geek

          So you’re saying that if everyone but you can’t understand What you mean, it’s The Majority that should change so you can stay the same? (Or did I just ”Tear you apart”?)

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • TheReece25

            Now.. Your comment actually made no sense.. I understand what you mean though. Because I understand a little something called context

          • TheReece25

            And no. I planned ahead for this comment. Which is why I hinted at You two Only at the end.

        • What makes more sense

          The sh*t you write it hard to understand and most people who read it don’t get what you were trying to say

          Everyone here wants to antagonist you and misconstrue your words

          • TheReece25

            Most… No. I’m saying it’s Always you two who are always reading my comments and Stopping to type right when u see a “flaw”. Halfway through.. it’s like you’re incapable of reading something in it’s entirety and fully comprehending it. Reading comprehension was my greatest skill in school. So I’m always aggravates at you alls ignorant replies. It’s like I’m talking to a child.. which maybe you are.

          • Fam…. read your own comment back.

          • TheReece25

            It makes sense! … Lol. Nevermind..

          • Butter Geek

            I have a very strong feeling we’re Both much older than him

          • TheReece25

            You Missed out on some schooling then..

          • Butter Geek

            No, not really.

      • TheReece25

        Lol. I wonder where that like came from

        • Buttergeek

          • TheReece25

            Exactly

          • lol you say that like it proves some point??

          • TheReece25

            It completely does. If your reading comprehension skills were half decent, that and your memory.. you could see my original comment was actually for you Two. Where one goes.. the other follows. And my OP was basically to dis how dense you two are. But of course you never really picked up on that.. lol

          • oh my god this is the funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day

          • TheReece25

            I’m sure everything is funny to someone on a lower brain level.. funny, sad.. all the same

          • Belladonna

            This sounds like what Baron’s Trump twitter would be

          • TheReece25

            Smart kid

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • TheReece25

            Oplz Monkey. You don’t chime in now. Clealry this is something reoccurring and needed to be handled.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t think you need to insult people like this.

          • TheReece25

            I’ve been constantly insulted clealry… So I’m handling the only way I see fit now. The grand finally is us 3 never speaking to each other again. They can’t talk amongst themselves.. but I prefer not to me. To come in and think you know the entire story is a completely rude thing to do of it’s own.

          • TheReece25

            I didn’t start this Now.. randomly. I’m trying to finish it.

          • I don’t know what you are talking about. There was never any drama. I make fun of everyone’s stupid sh*t why are you acting like I’m picking on you in particular

          • TheReece25

            Listen Star that may be true.. and I have since noticed. But, to think you can go around being an a*s to Everyone, especially someone you have Never had a decent conversation with Beforehand.. who is Not your friend Nor familiar with you is just Wrong. If I see you being an a*s.. to me you’re just an a*s. And that’s Not my fault. I Don’t Know you. You are who you show yourself to be to me. All I know is Every comment I see from You to Me seems to be filled with criticism. Now people think I am the jerk because I am Done with it. I Don’t want to be friends.. I am not upset. I just want to ignore each other. I don’t want to block because sometimes you say things worth reading. I just rather not reply. And I hope you feel the same. End .

          • TheReece25

            K… He’s handsome

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I haven’t done that at all but OK.

          • TheReece25

            I see all your gifs directed At Me .. when I am already trying to get my point across to Two Other people.. and then Bella does the same with her comments. I’m trying to end something negative and I just feel ganged up on.. your intention or not. I like you. I’m just saying…

          • Belladonna

            *Him. And I’m just trying to highlight that your retaliation to this perceived bullying is only making it worse for yourself.

          • TheReece25

            Bella I Don’t need your help with Anything.. is My point stranger. You actually made things worse. Because if you could see. . My convo with Star seems to have died down.

          • Yeah Fairy you made everything worse now I have to bully Reece more

          • TheReece25

            Go away

          • Butter Geek

            Like… from this site alltogether?

          • TheReece25

            Could work. Give it a try

          • Butter Geek

            Oh yes, that way Star won’t get any upvotes anymore and she’ll stop ”picking on you”

          • you gotta get those upvotes!

          • TheReece25

            Shut up Greek. You seem to be less educated than Star and I Mean this . You have the least educated replies of all. I could care less if you two go back and forth liking each other’s comments all day long. Why should I care. It means nothing. Just leave me out of it.

          • Butter Geek
          • TheReece25

            I know you are. It says a lot about the exact type of douche you are.

          • Butter is alot of things but he is certainly not a douche

            I like how you act like we are best friends or whatever when I constantly make fun of his bullsh*t. It’s chill. Everyone on this site is an idiot and we make fun of eachother.

          • TheReece25

            Once again.. I Don’t know him.. Don’t want to. All I know is what he shows himself to me to be.. and that is a Giant Douche. He typically follows behind you and therefore he’s Not in good company with me. Once again. It’s terribly childish to think you can make fun of a stranger and for them to immediately know.. “it’s just your thing”. especially because I haven’t had a single good convo with you Beforehand. Now that I know. I’m just asking to be left alone. I rather Not play your game. For me. I’m either Nice or I’m Not. And I prefer my people that way .

          • So are you being nice right now or…

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t want to get involved more but I think we could all do with stopping this and moving on.

          • I did once but people seemed to miss me so I need to keep pissing people off until they dont it seems

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • Butter Geek

            That’s because you’re one of the fundamentals of PJ

          • Fedex

            Haha well played my man for standing your ground but honestly don’t let people on here bother you.
            You get a few idiotic people, just ignore them 🙂

          • so what

            we some kinda suicide squad

          • Fedex

            Who are you?

          • Your one true love

          • Fedex

            Oh I know you

          • Belladonna

            Your Star fetish is showing

          • Fedex

            As is your fedex fetish

          • Belladonna

            The difference is, I don’t pretend to be nice and then bully teenage girls online.

          • I do

          • Fedex

            You couldn’t be more wrong kidda

          • Fedex

            Good one

          • Belladonna

            Dude I’ve seen Botox realer than you

          • Fedex

            That’s very interesting detoxic!

          • Belladonna

            Yeah, it’s rare to see people method act for so long.

          • Fedex

            It’s more common to see people who are very judgemental of others.
            Many of these have great confidence behind a keyboard.
            If only they turned that negative energy into positive energy then there would be no problem!
            On that note I shall call it a day here.
            Take it easy detoxic,breathe and smile.

          • stop saying “people” and just say StarStorm. Don’t be a pussy just say it to me. Because there is literally no one else you would be directing this at

          • Fedex

            I’m not talking about you here, seriously lmao

          • Honey.

            Yes you are.

            We all know it.

            Because I’m the one that called you out on being an asshole who puts up a front so everyone liked you lol. At least I don’t try to pretend I’m not myself

          • Fedex

            Ok cool. I’m not here to argue with you. And I’m not talking about you,it does not benefit nor profit me to do so.
            Take it easy.

          • Why are you dancing around it. There is no one else here you could be talking about because everyone just goes along with your garbage

          • Fedex

            Hahaha okay whatever you say.
            I’m sorry but I’m ending this convo, there is no way I’m arguing with you!
            I was talking to and about detoxic.
            You’re not detoxic,you’re starstorm!
            Now go play a game do something cheer yourself up!

          • You were not talking about him. You are in a thread involving me, Reece and Butter. Since I’m the one with a history involving you its pretty fucking clear who you are talking about.

            Be an actual human and not a robot that can’t handle confrontation or negativity of any kind

          • Fedex

            You’re not the only person who I share an unfortunate history.
            I’ve had slight issues with detoxic or he’s had issues with me, the comments were about him and posted only in response to him.
            I’m sorry but you’re just not that important for me to come here and start on you amd upset you.
            And no I’m not gonna confront you over the net, I have emotional sense and better things to do.
            Now you’ll never accept what I say so goodbye, stop being so emotional. Breathe and let it go.

          • an unfortunate history because he also sees through you lol

          • Fedex

            Yeah whatever you say 👍

          • Fedex

            Tsareena.

          • oof

            try hard

          • Fedex

            easy work

          • Belladonna

            That’s false. I have confidence and judgement behind, in front, and home and away from a keyboard.

          • Fedex

            That’s fantastic. My humble advice and I say this seriously and with good intention, judge less because you’re otherwise a very well rounded person.

          • Belladonna

            Then follow your own advice becoming you come across as petty and condescending.

          • Fedex

            Ok I’ll take that on board. Thanks 👍

          • TheReece25

            Block and move on.

          • TheReece25

            Thank you.

          • Fedex

            No worries!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I put one to point out I disliked your rudeness. The one in reply to Butter was just because what he said reminded me of it and was not directed at anyone. I don’t think I put any others in response to you than that 1. I don’t want you to feel bad, nor do I agree with anyone making each other feel bad intentionally.

          • TheReece25

            Bad timing

          • Reece wtf how dare you not understand what he meant :0

          • TheReece25

            I do find it funny you don’t point out anyone elses rudeness.. I could point out several comments below not of mine.. but whtvr

          • Belladonna

            He hasn’t rn but i’m p sure him and others have called me out before. It happens and nobody cares later because we all do it

          • TheReece25

            And that’s ok Bella. But in a thread full if two people coming at one.. it was just bad timing. Especially to only chime in on my end.

          • just wanna say you made the first post <3

          • TheReece25

            And I’m glad I did. Now Never talk to me outside of it.

          • love you bae

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I do when it’s excessive. I have no reason to single you out at all. Frankly it doesn’t really make any difference anyway since nothing I say remotely matters.

    • TheReece25

      I just think we 3 should Ignore each other.. Good or bad. I tried but I keep seeing post from you all under my comments. Sometimes things are better this way

      • What are you on about

        • TheReece25

          See…

          • I do not see.

            My brain level is too low

    • Belladonna

      People misunderstand you, it’s neither of your faults. Miscommunication happens, especially when we have ESLs on the site.

      • TheReece25

        No. Not like that. Reoccurring drama

        • Belladonna

          Block them and move on.

          • TheReece25

            I already made a good solution I feel we 3 should stick to.

  • Butter Geek

    Are Seals Dogs for Dolphins?

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      ummmmmmm
      Probabally crabs or somethin

    • Monkeyfuzz

      …neither.

    • InfinityD4

      I’m not sure Dolphins have the Propensity to not be Dicks enough to domesticate Seals.

    • Belladonna

      stop

      • Butter Geek

        thank you, I needed that

        • Belladonna

          no problem

  • joker901

    Apparently Pokemon on Switch will have Blue in it.
    Still don’t understand if gen 1 remakes are a thing or not…

    • UnburdenedLegume

      I getting really pissed about the continuous gen 1 pampering man. This better not be true even though the rest of the leak looks good

      • TheReece25

        I just think they should space it out at least… Not keep badgering us with it… It’s like a good song they play over and over on the radio til I can’t stand it anymore.. aka Kendrick Lamar Humble
        -_-

    • TheReece25

      Lol. Its been well discussed. Yeah.. kinda overkill in my books..

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I could see it being Professor Blue as a Fennel like character where he’s not the main professor but turns up to help with stuff.

    • joker901

      This is the leak she was referring to. All the Kanto stuff, new forms, starters, is probably wrong, but apparently the battle system changement may be right

      https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/34873814

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • Belladonna

      We’ve seen the cover and Zera isn’t on it iirc

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Doesn’t mean they won’t cover something in some capacity. Unlikely I know, but they may have at least a teaser. CoroCoro isn’t the place to find exclusives on Pokemon anymore like it used to be. They may tease it in the magazine and then leave the full reveal up to a trailer on YT.

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      yes, can we PLEASE get Zeraora out of the way?

  • Belladonna

    So quiet! I hope we get some Pokemon news soon, even if it’s just for a spin off. Actually I’d prefer a spin off atm because it’s been forever since we’ve had a good one.

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      I hope main series actually, just some new pokemon to speculate and break the news drought. We are getting DP this year too

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Tbh I want GF to just get weird and freaky with Gen 8 . Experiment and do some crazy stuff. Turn the series on its head for a little while. Something that we won’t expect. Change can be good. It doesn’t have to be long lasting change, but even bad changes can be useful. If they make a game that has some crazy good changes and some crazy bad changes then that’ll tell them what they need to do for the next set of games.

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      YES please.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    If the localization for Pkmn Switch is already under way & they hired that localization team for just 6 months that would mean an early 2019 release (worldwide too?) sounds really plausible.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      /yeah I’me thinking anywhere between Jan and Mar is our new release period. Should be interesting since they’ll likely announce it during a time they don’t usually. Maybe even at e3

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      I’m thinking Nov 2018 – Feb 2019

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Spring 2019

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        The only way it;ll be Nov is if it’s announced this month and I don’t see that given what we know.

        • Sleepy Valoroo

          I just hope we get SOMETHING with Zera, even if it is just a shadow

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I’m almost 100% positive we’ll get Zeraora this month. Maybe in CoroCoro maybe not, but it’ll happen I’m sure.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            All depends on when exactly M21 is releasing since i still believe Zeraora will play some role in that one in some shape or form.

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I mean…..we know when the movie is releasing….It’ll be in July the second or 3rd week.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Haven’t paid much attention recently tbf

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            They’re always in July. That much will likely never change.

          • Belladonna

            It will. Every move has a mythical. Their whole point is to shill movies.

          • Belladonna

            *actually, some just show new Pokemon instead of mythicals but only when there’s no more mythicals to show

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Can see them throwing in a gen 8 mon too for teaser purposes

          • Belladonna

            Depends on how soon it is tbh. I don’t think so because otherwise they’d of revealed Zera earlier to promote the Gen 8 sooner. Though I do guess if neither Zera or Lugia get something new, we can get Gen 8 a bit sooner.

          • Belladonna

            *a gen 8 mon

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I could see a mechanic being revealed instead of a Pokemon. Mega Mewtwo Y was revealed in April 2013. A mechanic doesn’t need much explaining until the games get announced. anyway.

          • Belladonna

            MMY was still a form so kinda on the same level as a new Mon reveal. Mega Evolutions also weren’t really revealed by that movie because everything that made it Mega Evolution was absent.

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            That’s what I’m saying tho. They could reveal something g for the movie and not need to fully explain it until a later date when they’re ready

          • Belladonna

            It was less ‘vague now, details later’ and ‘we’ll call it one thing now and another thing later’ tho

  • UnburdenedLegume

    February 27th is the 23rd anniversary of Pokemon. Cheeky (teaser) trailer incoming?

    • Belladonna

      *22nd, unless you’re meaning it’ll release Feb 27th

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      Hopefully
      also 23??? It feels like 20 was yesterday…

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Also, localization normally occurs during the final stages of development so we can assume that Pokemon Switch is close to being done?

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        Most likely All of the Pokemon are done and they are starting work on gen 9

      • Belladonna

        Late 2018/Early 2019 for sure tbh

  • Belladonna

    I don’t know why all this Gengar merch is happening but I love it

    Ghost/Poison plague Pokemon when

    • Butter Geek

      Gengar should have two megas with one being Ghost/Dark with more Feline traits

      • Govnah

        Im gonna hit you

        • Belladonna

          would a stick of butter hurt if you punched it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            If it was Frozen Solid maybe.

          • Belladonna

            I meant would the butter be hurt

          • Butter Geek

            Yes, it will bleed Melted Butter

      • Belladonna

        wut

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like the one referencing it as Clefables’ shadow.

  • EarthenWarrior

    T_T
    Umbreon
    Pyukumuku
    Registeel
    Mandibuzz
    Snorlax
    Chansey

    • Butter Geek

      wut

    • Govnah

      what

    • Belladonna

      Fuuuun

    • Belladonna

      Context: it’s a stall team he’s fighting on Showdown

      • EarthenWarrior

        i hate stallers

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Boring

    • Govnah

      ha GIT GUD

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Great team.

    • Yes those are Pokemon names

  • Belladonna

    Pokemon are real, but you’ve got to have two travelling companions who are still active on this site

    Whom and why

    • Seraph and Seraph

    • Govnah

      Star and Seraph
      because they rad af

      • I DIDNT THINK YOUD WANNA GO WITH MEEEEEEE

        • Govnah

          time to edit the comment

          • YEY I WANNA GO WEITH YOU AND SERAPH

          • Govnah

            sure… trying to cheer me up

          • why do you assume that

          • Govnah

            idk. you ask me

          • i did ask you

          • Govnah

            did you?

          • just now actually

    • Butter Geek

      Star and Earthen cause it’d be just plain fun

      • Govnah

        you’re asking for death

        • Butter Geek

          I know

      • now THAT would be a roller coaster

        • Belladonna

          It’d never be boring, that’s for sure.

          • Butter Geek

            *A theme song for ”Star and Earthen and Butter” starts playing*

          • EarthenWarrior

            The Brute
            The Boob
            And The Bitch

          • Now the real question

            Which is which?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’ll take Kurusu, I feel he’d be helpful and kind. I’ll also take you to handle social situations and bring the sass.

      • Belladonna

        Yusss Brit represent

    • EarthenWarrior

      Nobody wants to be with Earthen…
      Now who’ll be a human shield when times get tough…

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Butter said he’d go with you.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Well beggers can’t be choosers…

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I would too but I feel we’d end up fighting after a while.

          • TheReece25

            😂😂😂😂

          • TheReece25

            Don’t worry.. I’m probably to strong headed opinionated for most ppl

    • TheReece25

      Whoever can cook!

      • Shady

        Ur perfect …….but I will not choose u cuz I am looking for the same

        • TheReece25

          😂😂😂

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Might just have to stick to berries.

        • TheReece25

          Noooooooo

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’d mostly be town to town, that or eat raw Pokeflesh.

        • TheReece25

          I’d have to Legend of Zelda it and Slay some Pokemon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Roasting on an open flame is quite easy, just gotta make sure it’s done enough so you don’t get sick.

    • Supertrashgame

      Me, Myself and I

      • TheReece25

        I was going to say this..
        Would anyone prefer to go it… Alone?
        I think irl.. it may be kind of scary

        • Monkeyfuzz

          If in the anime world you’d likely be fine, irl you’d probably be killed.

    • Star and Seraph

      Sure we may bicker, but then again it wouldn’t be fun if everyone always agreed

      Or Monkeyfuzz if 3 could be

    • Ultron

      I think I would just take anyone who would want to come with me

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      kurusu and Seraph

    • Seraph and Govnah because they’re cool

  • Belladonna

    Kind of dumb game thing but to entertain

    Comment your username and I’ll post a flower that suits you

    Then you say how you feel about that flower and if it reminds you of a Pokemon

  • Josh Omega
    • Ultron

      And it’s multiplier isn’t even good. Saw a 200 cp swablu evolve into a 700 altaria. What bs

      • And we thought Wailord was bad in Go…

      • Josh Omega

        Well that makes it even worse

    • I call it… Stupid people made it to piss us off

      • Josh Omega

        I can see that for some reason

  • MenacingCascoon

    A week of nothing too important pokemon wise IMO. Just been having doing some monotype. I made it to mid 1600s then I dropped like ALOT this morning. Hax is pretty fun, I digress.
    I dont play Mobile Pokemon games, so I dont have a proper answer.. the Amino app is pretty nice.

    • joker901

      A week? Let’s say two months…

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        More like 3…

  • oh boy cant wait to see how I screw this up
    https://i.imgur.com/eCCoOU3.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      She looks like a genie or naga

      • goona be a mermaid

        • EarthenWarrior

          Ew gross, what’s the point unless it’s one that has the downstairs action

          • -.-

            youre missing a viable option

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’ve been scorned too many times with mermaids

          • lol have you?

          • EarthenWarrior

            What do you think I do when I’m not here

  • Butter Geek

    A nice video to end your day with
    https://youtu.be/0UjMMmwLymQ

  • Maple

    My favourite and least favourite Pokémon mobile game is Pokémon Go because it’s the only one I know about…

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Everyone needs to stop attacking each other. Look at this instead https://i.imgur.com/t1ICGDx.gif

    • Belladonna

      What the duck.

    • Just trying not to drown myself

    • What did I miss that caused this comment to happen?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Stuff you’re better off staying away from.

        • Oh no 🙁
          Just curious, but did Fedex come back?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yes but that was later.

          • Belladonna

            Basically, it was just a misunderstanding between Reece, Star, and Butter that escalated. Also, people forget the block button exists.

          • Ah. I have also contemplated the block button at times, but I now I believe it would only create a lose-lose for me and other parties involved

          • TheReece25

            Exactly

          • TheReece25

            Actually No. Bella is wrong. Monkey is right.

          • TheReece25

            Like you and Fedex?

          • Fedex

            Helloooo

    • EarthenWarrior

      No promises

  • Took almost every ball I had left to do, but I caught this little one
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1456e5d4a148cb6bd3b805ad895b9a4b343f9e2789b3aba2b86b51b03e9d913e.png

    I also caught a little Surskit

    • Monkeyfuzz

      This one reminds me of the Chao from Sonic.

    • Belladonna

      Castform is a QT, I just wish it was Flying/Normal with the second type changing. That or evos.

      • I for a long while thought that Castform was 100% female because every time I got one at the weather institute it was female

    • Sleepy Valoroo
      • Yay!!! :3

        That’s a pretty good Castform ya got yourself

        • Sleepy Valoroo

          He’s not the strongest, but he’s mine. Still haven’t seen any besides normal and Sun

          • On Serebii it tells what weather gives which

            Weird thing is those Normal and Sun are the most common of them having a few each. But all you gotta do is hope for snowfall or rain ma dude and they’ll find you 🙂

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            Lol where I live in Washington it rains a LOT! But it stopped litiarally the day the new update came out

  • Oh s**t, Fedex is back? Better go hide in the bunker

    • there’s a flood coming. try not to drown

      • I now feel I cursed the Jungle from me little tiff from earlier this week

        I’m sorry about this Star (btw I don’t dislike ya anymore. I realize I was foolish and took stuff too personally. I hope we may get aside any problems we’ve had in the past few months and be friends again)

        • hey man its cool. I know my bitchiness can be a little much sometimes

          • And I know that I am not always the most agreeable, nicest or alot of other things a times.

    • Fedex

      I better hide as well this fedex person seems like an a** 😛

  • Fedex

    Kurusu!

    • Hillo

      • Fedex

        Hola
        Como estas??

        • Bein? (I think that’s how its said)

          • Fedex

            Haha probably!
            How are you keeping?
            I probably won’t be on here frequently but ill drop in here and there!

  • Ultron

    I can’t believe USUM STILL had Lillie give us Nebby.
    1) There’s already a different Cosmog in the game for us to get
    2) It makes more narative and character sense for her to keep it
    3) They could’ve just put Solgaleo and Lunala in an ultra wormhole since there are multiple

    • Fedex

      Good point!
      I almost forgot about USUM and this Lillie girl 😛

      • Ultron

        There are very few important things this game actually improves on

    • USUM just exists to fuckup every character arc

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        Except Hau, that was the only exception

        • ok true

        • Ultron

          I still prefer Kukui as champion though

    • Thats so true. Also knowing she’s a trainer now and can utilise Nebby for her team

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        I just want to have a battle with her. Once she has a whole team, showing how much she’s grown

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    • Sleepy Valoroo

      I felt so bad catching it…. It’s like they WANT Lillie to not have it.. you even need the legend to get the 2nd

      • Ultron

        I’m gonna catch it and release it and pretend that it just finds its way back to her

        • Sleepy Valoroo

          Role playing
          Pokémon style

  • Sleepy Valoroo

    Can’t we just all get along 🙁

    • no

      fuckyou

      • Sleepy Valoroo

        ;(

      • Oi! What did Valoroo do to you?

        • it was a joke I love Valoroo

          Now I wasn’t joking talking to FedEx

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            Ohhh…. I get it

          • lol sorry fam you’re great

          • I don’t think it’s possible to hate you here

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            Aw thanks!

          • My bad >~<

            I have to say Valoroo has literally become in about a week one of the most beloved members (Its like he's all of us in one person)

    • Fedex

      High five!

      • lol f*ck off

        • Shady

          wat’s wrong with this f*ck mode?

          • the filter wont let me actually say fucck so I gotta improvise

        • Fedex

          Hahaha

    • EarthenWarrior

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      That looks really good! Like the expression

    • Looks a bit like Zelda, but nice job

      • Weather Valoroo

        Cant unsee it now

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • EarthenWarrior

      murder it

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      Strawberry (fish)? Tried to get one but got corsola instead…

      • Monkeyfuzz

        That’s why you should Masuda breed it, trying to SOS it is so unlikely to work it’s not really worth trying.

        • Sleepy Valoroo

          Breeding dosent really work for me…(flashbacks to the great popplio fiasco of 16-17)

          • Ultron

            I mean there’s literally no way sos-ing it would be any easier

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I have a Shiny female one with Hidden Power Fire. You should try the Magikarp Method.

          • Sleepy Valoroo

            What’s that?

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • *Flashbacks to the Jibanyan, Skitty breeding of 2016

            (Was a failed attempt too :(. )

    • Belladonna

      What a QT! 😀

    • Nice work man!!!

      I love Mareanie, dislike Toxapex

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Thanks. Annoyingly she has a bad defence IV but I couldn’t fix it so I’ll have to Hyper Train her.

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • Sleepy Valoroo

      That’s beautiful!

    • I want this so bad

  • EarthenWarrior

    bored time fakemons!

    Dis is one the only fairies i somewhat like

    Mashmellow
    Overstuffed Pkm
    Fairy/Fighting
    Fluffy/Unaware HA:
    A very large lumbering pink creature with a round dumpy body, long digitless tube like arms, a plush tail and rabbit like feet, it has numerous stitching like markings on its body, and a very large sapphire eye its other eye is a large X, it has a two long ears tied in a knot which one slightly torn with stuffing leaking

    HP: 130
    Atk: 75
    Def: 110
    SpAtk: 80
    SpDef: 120
    Speed: 50

    Healing Wish
    Pound
    Play Nice
    Charm
    Disarming Voice
    Tickle
    Draining Kiss
    Fake Tears
    Helping Hand
    Metronome
    Wide Guard (Evo)
    Protect
    Counter
    Healing Wish
    Take Down
    Quick Guard
    Heal Pulse
    Follow Me
    Wish
    Cotton Guard
    Hammer Arm
    Play Rough
    Memento

    “This friendly pokemon cares deeply for its companions and will defend them with its very life it swings its heavy arms with enough force to snap trees”

    “Its soft fluffy body absorbs attacks with ease, a pro boxer could punch it all day and it wouldn’t be phased at all”

    • Govnah

      boring….

      • EarthenWarrior

        you’re just biased

        • Govnah

          didnt u post this one already tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            not fully data’d

          • Govnah

            i mean wouldn’t it be better hold off on them till its fully “data’d”

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever I did it out of boredom sue me buttmunch

          • Govnah

            i will

          • EarthenWarrior

            good my lawyers will meet with yours

          • Govnah

            I dont have any

          • EarthenWarrior

            then pistols at dawn

    • Sleepy Valoroo

      So long… do you need to have the whole move set?

      • EarthenWarrior

        it’s called effort, at least I go the extra length for all categories

        Point is its a security object hence why it has a protective supportive movepool you clod

        • Weather Valoroo

          I like the concept but long posts might get people angry and they they will ban all fakemon completely

          • EarthenWarrior

            uncultured savages…

          • Nah only the true mods can ban stuff permanently

            People may ignore it, but I guess that’s why the discord exists (or how I’m going to also start on my amino Pokémon account)

    • Ultron

      This just sounds like Bewear

      • EarthenWarrior

        i know but i’ve had this idea LOOONG before gen 7 and yes i took it into consideration but it still stands

        • Ultron

          I’d say take away the pinkness. Make it majorly white. The sugary nature of a marshmallow is enough for the fairy typing. Maybe play around with the springy and sticky nature of a marshmallow as well. Really just up the mallowyness

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ugh but the pinkness sells the whole gigantic stuffed animal that protects you vibe, that is the entire concept of this fakemon which i’m proud of

            it doesn’t help its Prevo is called Stoofy which is a….Bear Rabbit toy thing REALLY puts me in a jam for accused plagiarism…got damn it Stufful

            And originally it had Fur Coat as an ability but Fluffy is so much better

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t see that many pink stuffed animals.

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Weather Valoroo

            Like it!

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      A fakemon server echos in the distance

      • Weather Valoroo

        Woooop
        Also happy late birthday! Wasn’t here yesterday to say it…

        Also plz don’t scroll down. There is a LOT of drama

  • Josh Omega
    • Weather Valoroo

      Wow! Can’t find any starters

      • Josh Omega

        I only have trouble with fire starters. Have feraligatr and meganium for gen 2, venusaur gen one and now Sceptile in gen 3.

    • Nice work man!!!

      • Josh Omega

        Thanks!

  • Weather Valoroo

    Im going to post the evolutions of my starters soon

    Here is a video for anyone wanting to draw their fakemons

    • Weather Valoroo

      • You like Candie Eevee too?!

        And thanks!! This should help out me out

        • Weather Valoroo

          Yep! My favorite poketuber

          • Her, Dobbs and AuraGuardian I watch all the time

          • Weather Valoroo

            Me Too!

          • I’m surprised I never saw this video till now too? Maybe I over looked it

          • Weather Valoroo

            Came out a few hours ago

          • Ah. That explains it

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’ve gotten plenty of hatemail from my comments on her videos

          • Weather Valoroo

            That’s her fans fault not hers

          • EarthenWarrior

            well it was plenty from her “Types pokemon should be” and naturally i was relentless

          • Weather Valoroo

            Okey

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dummy actually thought Gyarados should’ve been a dragon, never heard such malarkey

          • Weather Valoroo

            Its based off a Chinese dragon tho…

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dat’s the joke, but it’s still a victim of Gen 1’s Dragon law and clearly they’re not changing it

            and even more so with Mega Gyarados who fits Water/Dark perfectly due to its legendary rage and brutality which Dark perfectly emphasizes

  • Hey Seraph I got something for you that I just caught in Go (Not even evolved, caught on my first normal Pokeball) :3
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d128ba67f99076ff036e3fa4f5b079b357342b4e271cd7d4bd1b8b752f26e5c.png

    Then I got this too https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1fbd2716d265867d2fb5f220350564330caa3b0b1c0cdd7fee8f79b3b2686503.png

    • Weather Valoroo

      OMG MASQUERAIN!!!!!!!!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!

      • Thanks. He isn’t the most perfect IV’d, but it is better than most others in CP

        It’s my best Bug so far too I believe

        • Weather Valoroo

          He is Best Bug period

          Jk I respect all opinions

          • I still only have one small problem with it

            Guzma’s one crushed my Moon team. How does a 10 lvls. higher Turtonator lose to 2 Air Slash’s from one?

          • Weather Valoroo

            When I fought him it was Masquerain vs Masqueirain

          • The battle of the century

            God Bug v.s. God Bug

          • Weather Valoroo

            God bug won

            😉

          • EarthenWarrior

            I think it sucks a fat chode

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      YAAAS

  • Weather Valoroo
  • Weather Valoroo
  • Ultron

    Do you think Gamefreak will ever make a normal eeveelution?

  • Weather Valoroo

    Today was a lot huh, Hopefully we can put aside the fights and tension to keep the peace.
    PS: I am wrapping up starter evos, expect them soon

    • Weather Valoroo
      • Golden_Flygon

        Wow nice job Valoroo, they’re all well designed!

        • Weather Valoroo

          Thanks!

          • Golden_Flygon

            So you might have said this earlier, but what’s the type effectiveness for sound?

          • Weather Valoroo

            It’s good against dark and rock
            Weak to psychic and ground

          • Golden_Flygon

            Interesting… Giving another type for Psychic to be super effective against is nice. It hasn’t been the most effective offensive typing recently.

            Neutral about dark being weak to it, but I do feel bad that Rock now has 6 weaknesses now lol

  • Golden_Flygon

    I’m such an idiot lol

    I went through the whole day thinking that there wasn’t a new article until 15 minutes ago realizing that there was a new Weekly Wrap Up

    • Weather Valoroo

      XD that’s where you went! I knew someone was missing

      • Golden_Flygon

        Yeah I was in a bit of MIA for the past 12 hours XD

        • Weather Valoroo

          It’s a good thing too😁 it’s been a mess

          • Weather Valoroo

            Mess ugh

          • Golden_Flygon

            Ah… I presume some stuff happened earlier today on this article?

          • Weather Valoroo

            FedEx came back, three people got into a fight, there was a rumor going around

          • Golden_Flygon

            Offf

          • Weather Valoroo

            Oooooooof

          • Golden_Flygon

          • Weather Valoroo

            Oof,

            404 error- too much oof

  • Golden_Flygon

    Got a bit further in Omicron, I beat Team Olympus at the museum in Onega Town and I just caught Rotom (nicknamed him Wisp).

    Debating whether or not I should use him or not because having the Rotom form moves and stats early on seems a little overkill. If I did add him, I’d keep him in his fan form though for right now so he isn’t overpowered.

    Here’s the team right now:

    Apex
    https://pa1.narvii.com/5721/20c71c931459de10b40f6f8239c8092009501279_hq.gif
    Level 18
    Flame Body
    Male
    Bold
    – Brick Break
    – Ember
    – Fire Spin
    – Acid

    Taylor
    http://pa1.narvii.com/6422/7f16797c510cf1dcbbb7e1b5c445804b710d0f63_hq.gif
    Level 18
    Intimidate
    Female
    Quiet
    – Tackle
    – Quick Attack
    – Growl
    – Wing Attack

    Toad
    https://pa1.narvii.com/5836/3643ea9603ab1b28a2ff21b107221242b98d23cd_hq.gif
    Level 18
    Effect Spore
    Male
    Sassy
    – Headbutt
    – Mega Drain
    – Leech Seed
    – Stun Spore

    Andromeda
    http://pa1.narvii.com/6298/fc98a41523e7267a183af56a44a28d3a85c116f1_hq.gif
    Level 18
    Magic Guard
    Female
    Modest
    – Acid
    – Brick Break
    – Grass Knot
    – Defense Curl

    Darren
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpa1.narvii.com%2F5982%2F04eb87c6869ce3adc00ae285a7e1167897538f24_hq.gif&psig=AOvVaw2RZQq-MOG6Etmjt3K-YZ6j&ust=1518500359476663
    Level 18
    Compound Eyes
    Male
    Relaxed
    – Acid
    – Confusion
    – Supersonic
    – Poison Powder

    Wisp
    http://78.media.tumblr.com/1c9fedaeaf73fc3a0807044a55bca888/tumblr_nr8tjrkxsN1r8sc3ro1_400.gif
    Level 10
    Levitate
    N/A
    Relaxed
    – Thunder Shock
    – Confuse Ray
    – Uproar
    – Air Slash

  • Bethany

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  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
    • Golden_Flygon

      More like the GPS was confused

    • Belladonna

      Its best.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Honestly yeah
        This is the best castform form design

        • Belladonna

          Where’s the lie

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            There isn’t one

        • EarthenWarrior

          i prefer Rain Form best move combos

          Hydro Pump
          Thunder
          Hurricane
          Ice Beam/Tailwind (Trust me it needs the speed)

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Designwise though

          • EarthenWarrior

            eh i like the simplicity but then again i am a rain lover

  • Belladonna

    Poll to see how junglers would feel about a Pokemon Reboot (as that’s what people are theorising Gen 8 to be)

    http://www.strawpoll.me/15057696

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Whaddya mean by a HARD reboot

      • EarthenWarrior

        everything changes

      • EarthenWarrior

        Sonic Boom

        • Sonic Boom wasn’t bad because it was a reboot.

          It was bad because it had terrible direction and was rushed out

          • EarthenWarrior

            it was bad for all angles

          • Belladonna

            It was bad because *it’s a modern Sonic game that isn’t directly trying to invoke the older games

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Also the bandages

        • Belladonna
          • EarthenWarrior

            Sigh it makes me yearn for the times i spent with my Buizel

            i don’t care for its evo as much but i like how Buizel looks

      • Belladonna

        Complete rework of the series. May or may not involve all or some old Pokemon being temporarily axed (but I can’t see them dropping all Pokemon forever, I’d be willing to bet they’d be free DLC and they axed them for time restraints or they’d be back when they do remakes)

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Honestly, as long as the old mons were still here, I’d get it regardless

          • EarthenWarrior

            that means no old mons

          • Who cares if the game is overall a better experience

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I do

          • Why though they can add them back in. There’s like 800 of them and they really hold the games down at this point

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I mean how do the mons hold the game back? Realistically they’d never fully remove mons from the game, they’d probably just mess with the transfer system for a little while. As such, I’d buy the game

          • Because they have to animate and include every single Pokémon in any given feature

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I mean regardless, they’d keep em all in
            Anyways, I just hope the next game isn’t X and Y 2.0

          • Belladonna

            lol my hypothetical literally said they’d bring them all back because marketing lol

  • Golden_Flygon

    This looks really nice:
    https://i.redd.it/ks4707nckcwz.jpg

    • Omg wtf this is beautiful

      • Golden_Flygon

        Ikr

    • EarthenWarrior

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    What is like the least marketed Pokemon overall? Like, if you had to pick one. Honestly I’d say Venomoth, that thing literally doesn’t exist in Pokemon’s eyes

    • EarthenWarrior

      eh the ATV kinda boosted its meme appeal
      to me its Chimecho

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Oh yeah I forgot about that
        Also James had a chimecho

  • EarthenWarrior

    Siiiigh another monday,
    grocery laundry and gym….with SRing in the morning and afternoon and cleaning the damn kitchen again because whenever there’s work to be done mr. responsible firstborn is always to be called……nrrrrrrrhhh

    But at least this Friday is the final seasons of Dragons: Race to the Edge….which means the inevitable series finale blues….which always hits me hard

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Debatable question
    Are the mascots actually MEANT to be marketable? Like it’s obvious they’re meant to look amazing but do y’all think they keep this in mind as they make it?

    • Belladonna

      Yes. They’re literally the face of their games and all of them are extraordinarily popular compared to other Pokemon. They also get tons of merch.

      Plus Solgaleo and Lunala even have a super kawaii™ prevo that’s amazing for marketing

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Ayyy

    • Yes

    • EarthenWarrior

      totally i mean image is EVERYTHING in a company as big as Pokemon
      they want a look that sells the idea and captures the attention to its customers young and old

      like i personally believe most mythical are done directly for movies

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    One last thing
    PLEASE pokemon
    MARKET
    A BUG TYPE
    Like I dunno but I just want a bug type to be super popular for once

    • Golisopod

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Okay I wouldn’t say it’s that marketed. It’s COOL but like it’s not lycanroc or lucario or Sylveon. Honestly I hope for a bug eevee.

        • Belladonna

          It is. It’s been getting a lot of merch because it’s an Evil Team leader’s ace. It’s not Lycan/Luc/Eeveelution level, but it’s a lot compared to the majority of Pokemon.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Really now? Cool….
            But there’s no plush of it last time I checked
            IF there is sign me the fucc up

          • Belladonna
          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            IT LOOKS AMAZING

      • EarthenWarrior

        i actually was gonna post it but i did a bigger fan favorite bug (Also have you put in any MMing into my wimpod?)

    • Belladonna

      Cutiefly has a decent amount of merch and was everywhere during SuMo reveals (being constantly used for graphics and art representing new features). It’s also the SuMo anime’s go to background mon.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        True but again, I’d like one to hit like a lycanroc level

        • Belladonna

          Nothing that isn’t a mammal is going to reach that level. The only exception to that is Charizard and that’s because it’s a dragon.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Mammal you say? @starstorm295:disqus

    • EarthenWarrior
    • Kuppo

      If they add a bug eeveelution or bug mascot legends perhaps. So never

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Sorry for the spam but I have a lot to say
    What would a bug eevee look like?

    • Belladonna

      A literal papillon dog

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Hmmm

    • EarthenWarrior

      well before we talk about looks and design we need to tackle a bigger more important question how

      now Eevee’s extremely unstable genetic makeup can shift based on most any type of reaction, now easily its susceptible normal typing makes elemental stimuli extremely plausible

      but something like Bug is difficult due to mammal to insectoid metamorphosis being extremely unheard of

      • Belladonna

        Fam its Eevee

        Marketing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ‘Logic’

        • EarthenWarrior

          ok so do not all eeveelutions make sense at all they just randomly happen

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Vaporeon can LITERALLY melt into water

          • EarthenWarrior

            well its molecules are very similar to water allowing to destabilize

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            But like
            It’s a fucking dog mermaid
            That turns into water
            Tell me how that’s logical

          • EarthenWarrior

            ORAS “Vaporeon underwent a spontaneous mutation and grew fins and gills that allow it to live underwater. This Pokémon has the ability to freely control water.”

            Probably due to the radiation of the Water Stone and sensing the need for a body that suits aquatic environments but then again the science behind the mechanics of a elocutionary stone are vastly understudied

            radiates an peculiar energy that causes some species to evolve

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Point is it makes zero logical sense so

          • EarthenWarrior

            its cells are similar to water… makes sense to me, i mean naturally not in our world but this still makes sense i mean it may not literally melt into water but its body becomes transparent and translucent in a body of water making it appear it melted into water

            and for another thing its not like its turning into a glob of water mainly the invisible stuff

          • Belladonna

            Acid Armour and the anime shows it literally dissolves in the water. Don’t deflect by saying ‘Oh, but it might be this instead’. Vaporeon would die if it actually dissolved the currents should separate its body, and any water soluble chemicals in its bodies are gone.

            If it can suddenly grow fish traits, it can suddenly grow insect traits.

          • Belladonna

            Which should kill it immediately

          • Belladonna

            Pretty much, yeah. God knows where the Fairy one got tentacles.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            @starstorm295:disqus probably knows

          • EarthenWarrior

            well the reason why is due to being very in-tune with emotions with the trainer it evolved with needing a strong bond with its trainer, sensing the feelings through its….feelers
            but at the same time its a defense mechanism to discourage hostile prey allowing it to strike so its kinda flip flops

            but then again its the fairy poster boy, the official site claims it was one the first pokemon identified as a fairy

    • Kuppo

      A green fox but with bug eyes

      That’d be adorable ngl

  • Golden_Flygon

    Pokémon that you believe don’t deserve a lot of hate/under appreciation?

    I feel so bad about the Porgyon line. Sure, they were on the banned episode, but that doesn’t mean they should be extremely excluded from being in the anime.

    And another thing was that it wasn’t even Porygon that caused the seizure-inducing explosion. It was the mascot itself Pikachu, and the Porgyon has nothing to do with it. Yet tPCi decides to completely censor this line, which sucks.

    • Belladonna

      Every Fire starter because they’d get less hate if they weren’t all bipedal for some reason

      • Golden_Flygon

        Most of the fire starters I’m perfectly fine with being bidepal. It doesn’t really bother me as much as other people.

        Though Emboar and Typhlosion are a bit questionable as to why they stand up, but I can tolerate it.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        For me:
        Charizard – gets a pass as it was first.
        Typhlosion – goes between stances.
        Blaziken – suits being bipedal.
        Infernape – should be bipedal, but does also sometimes walk on its’ knuckles too.
        Emboar – could’ve been quadrupedal but go bipedal for some attacks.
        Delphox – could’ve been quadrupedal, still could’ve had the sorcerer motif.
        Incineroar – similar to Emboar, though I think bipedal and hunched over gorilla-like could’ve worked or just go with a different theme and quadrupedal.

        I don’t hate any of them though.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Nobody appreciates how good of a design Scolipede is
      WHY IS IT NOT POPULAR

      • Belladonna

        Probably because it’s great, but inoffensive.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Mmafdsadfsd
          Do you like it?

          • Belladonna

            It’s a Poison type. What do you think the answer is :p

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Of course? ;3

      • Golden_Flygon

        And also the thing has speed boost w/ SD, so I’m a bit surprised too.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Oh and the shiny is dope

    • Kuppo

      Maractus, It’s a preciously designed grass type but too bad nobody remembers it because no significant trainer had it and it was a rare encounter in its first game.

    • Weather Valoroo

      Masquerain

    • Incineroar to a certain extent. It’s crap, but I still think it’s cool.

      • Belladonna

        I mean it’s enjoyed usage in VGC, Smogon isn’t the be all end all and it’s just fine in game lol

  • Belladonna

    That Necrozma art used for the article is beautiful btw

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Pokemon Spiders are godlike
    Like they ALL look good

    • Weather Valoroo

      Especially Dewpider

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Especially
        And Araquanid

        • Weather Valoroo

          Bubble bois 🙂

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yeee

    • EarthenWarrior

      they’re bugs…not spiders

      • Belladonna

        i write sins not tragedies

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          They say aged is better
          You’ve been here for a while
          And your remarks have gotten better and better

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I know
        But they’re based off em

      • Belladonna

        they’re grass… not mushrooms

      • Belladonna

        they’re rocks… not ground

        • EarthenWarrior

          but all rock pokemon have rocky bodies or rockss on their body

          as for ground they have some kinda affiliation to the earth via burrowing, sand or live in rough terrain the only one that doesn’t fully have that quality is Nidoking and Queen and Marowak. but Gamefreak dubbed them the Drill Pokemon, and Marowak’s only ground moves are involving bones it could’ve easily been a normal or fighting type due to its vast normal type movepool

      • They’re spiders.

        They have 6 legs because eight could overcrowd the design -.-

    • Kuppo

      Cute lil gods

  • Belladonna

    Lando-T is the most broken legal Pokemon fight me rn

    50%+ usage in PS OU and VGC, same in PGL VGC

    • EarthenWarrior

      i concur i hate it too

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      100% agreed tbh

    • Weather Valoroo

      Very Tru

    • Belladonna

      Other statistics:

      PGL VGC’s Top 5 are:
      Landorus-T
      Tapu Fini
      Tapu Lele
      Tapu Koko
      Charizard (Both of its Megas together I believe, I don’t think PGL counts Megas seperate)

      The three most common non-Legendary/UB Pokemon without Megas are Aegislash (#10), Incineroar (#13), and Snorlax (#14)

      PS VGC’s Top 5 are:
      Landorus-T
      Tapu Fini
      Tapu Koko
      Zapdos
      Cresselia

      The three most common non-Legendary/UB Pokemon without Megas are Amoonguss (#6), Snorlax (#10), and Aegislash (#13). For those of you wondering, Incineroar dropped five spaces to #18, whereas Snorlax rose by 4 and Aegislash dropped by 3.

      I’m starting to see a pattern here….

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The pattern is lando, tapus, and cresselia

        • Belladonna

          D i S g U s T i N g

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Agreed

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nrrrghh fine

    Lepideon
    Bug
    Insect Pkm
    Swarm HA: Unburden
    a slim canine like pokemon with a bushy light lime coat of fur, a plush collar, and soft dewy eyes with small hooks on its cheecks similar to mandibles. on its ears are long scaled butterfly wings that can beat rapidly to fly, as for its limbs it has small zygodactyl talons (two in front two in back) and lastly its tail has multiple segments that can freely stretch allowing to use the small stinger at the end

    Evolution method: i had an idea clearly stolen by Karrablast and Shelmet (And a little bit of the Fly) that trading with a Bug type will cause the electrical wavelength to crisscross their genetic code and knowing Eevee the traits will bombard Eevee’s cells and mimic it

    • Weather Valoroo

      UGHHHHH. Not that evo method, rest is good

      • EarthenWarrior

        THEN WHAT Its not just gonna randomly grow bug parts because reasons
        all the Eevee’s have some reasons

        Stones
        daytime nighttime
        special area
        affection fairy typing

        • I’d rather it be one of those than trading

          • EarthenWarrior

            ughhhhhh y’all are impossible to please

        • Belladonna

          Eevee evolved into a fish and Mew (a cat) became all the Bug-types we know. It can randomly grow bug parts lol.

          • EarthenWarrior

            at least they have reasons Vaporeon grew gills and fins to suit aquatic life

            Mew not so much because it is a wildcard as the ancestor of all pokemon and does not favor any specific type

            i’m trying to say there should be a reasonable sounding reason behind it just to at least try to make it sound well thought

          • Belladonna

            Simple. Eevee’s genes are unstable because it’s not as evolved from Mew as others. Mew does favour a type because it has a type itself, Psychic, and the majority of Pokemon are Water-type meaning that’s another form of preference.

            Eevee’s unstable genetics allowed it to tap into dormant bug expressing genes to allow it to compete with insects. Maybe insects overtook a forest area Eevee lived in. Maybe they were its only available prey.

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s dumb all eeveelutions are based on environmental stimuli,

            i still feel the trade induced evolution is the most plausible because if it would be close to the code it could copy and ping out on it, or something better i just don’t see why or how it would feel the need to compete with other bugs or if it was being overtaken it would either relocate or simply be preyed upon not every creature can adapt to save its butt when a clear and obvious predator moves in

            something external like a bug move or a held item it holds that contains insect DNA SOMETHING PLAUSIBLE other than just happening, because y’all may think Gamefreak does this randomly they don’t most of their ideas make sense in their own way, and before y’all start with cheap shots like slugma, dedenne, alolan raichu and all legends just just to prove me wrong just to make me feel stupid for everything don’t even bother replying because GF does in fact put thought into the majority of pokemon

          • Belladonna

            A fox doesn’t become a mermaid because it lives beside water.

            Day and night shouldn’t cause such a big difference between Espeon and Umbreon.

            Sylveon isn’t even environmental based, it’s social based.

            You overestimate GF. It’s a monster series aimed at children. There’s logic, but it’s flexible.

          • EarthenWarrior

            -Vaporeon’s dex states that it changed to suit aquatic life
            -well each of them gain significance based on moonbeams or sunlight
            -i’ll give you that one but i’m still chalking it up to fairy type poster boy
            -you all underestimate it, and i’m using their logic, yeah yeah no living rat can shoot lightning (Looking at you Fairy) but in their pokemon biology they really do make use of possible biological functions like pikachu having electric sacs and Incineroar’s Flame belt

          • Belladonna

            Moonlight and sunlight are the same thing.

            You can’t use Fairy shilling as an excuse for everyone.

            Their logic is basically non existent. Lightning sacs or flame sacs would never occur irl because anything using it would kill themselves or die or malnutrition.

          • EarthenWarrior

            this is Pokemon biology not real world, of course it wouldn’t work but i’m saying that’s the reason how they do it, its better sounding than they just magically produce electricity or fire out of nowhere

            hell even if dragons existed in real world they would definitely have a way of breathing fire naturally due to a series of bio-mechanical functions, its

        • Weather Valoroo

          You could have it evolve from a new method not an old one

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      AWwwh!! I want it!

      • EarthenWarrior

        the name needs work i could care less about looks all the mattered is the method which could work

    • Belladonna

      Nope. Eevees introduce new evolution methods. Specific trades are a Gen 5 method.

      • EarthenWarrior

        ok fair enough i did not realize it did
        but what to doooooooooooo

    • Butter Geek

      Idea for a better evo method:
      You can leave pokemon with Type specialists (like in the Daycare). They can learn moves (of the specialist’s type) that they couldn’t otherwise. If you leave Eevee with the Bug specialist, it Evolves.

      • EarthenWarrior

        it hurts so badly it really does…

        why can’t the trade work…

        • Monkeyfuzz

          What about some mixture of Honey and the Nectars?

          • EarthenWarrior

            then he’ll just chime in saying item based evolution being done to be a cock

  • Weather Valoroo
    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      YAY 😀

      • Weather Valoroo

        Was gone Saturday and could not reach you Sunday so here I am

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Hai!

    • EarthenWarrior

      • Belladonna

        But its not a spider its a bug

        • EarthenWarrior

          • Kuppo

            Now? Weren’t you always?

          • EarthenWarrior

            pretty much everyone is my enemy, its not like i ever get any back up

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You do actually, quite alot. If you choose to ignore it and be more confrontational that’s your fault.

          • EarthenWarrior

            name one time anyone has backed me up on an argument

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t keep logs of these things, I have definitely seen the words ” Earthen is right…” and “I agree with Earthen…” though, otherwise I wouldn’t say anything.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do and nobody ever has

  • Belladonna

    Everyone on Pokejungle gets into a fight using their favourite Pokemon. Who wins? Excluding legends, mythicals, and UBs for obvious reasons.

    • EarthenWarrior

      not me because anyone who can fog a mirror will just say anyone of my 6 weakness or any cripple or any other BS to ruin my day

    • Kuppo

      Me.

      Fire blast with 145 sp attack is something to greatly fear

      • EarthenWarrior

        not if your a rock

      • Belladonna

        Not if you’re Seraph’s big phat spider with Water Bubble and high Sp. Def

        • Kuppo

          I can accept 2nd place

    • Belladonna

      Here’s what happens:

      Earthen loses because everything and its dad gets Ice Beam, but he’ll take out a few people with Metal Burst.

      Kuppo gets BTFO’d by Seraph’s Araquanid.

      Valaroo BTFOs Star’s Mega Lopunny with Air Slash flinch.

      Draw because Araquanid and Masquerain refuse to fight.

      I’m either out first or disqualified because I’m too busy hugging the damn Floette.

      • EarthenWarrior

        what if it was purely by pokemon alone
        no Z moves, no TMs, EVs IVs items
        just type, base states and naturally learnt moves and abilities

        i’m willing to give up my metal burst

        • Belladonna

          borrrring, anime style > that

          • EarthenWarrior

            well then its just whoever can abuse the most plot armor

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Me then.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Megahorn tipped Drill Run with Horn Drill

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Dodges with ease.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Rock Polish

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Grass Knot from a distance.

          • EarthenWarrior

            then i’ll just stand still, i can’t trip if i don’t move

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Then you accomplish nothing. Also Grass Knot can pull you over I think.

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s called a defense against a move

            it just grows a vine around the foot of the opponent causing them to be anchored down and trips them if they try to move

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Then I’ll use Grass Knot to keep it still and use Close Combat.

          • EarthenWarrior

            then i’ll use metal burst afterwards because i can live through a physical attack that isn’t grass or water

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Still dodges easily.

          • EarthenWarrior

            but metal burst blows outward in all directions

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Not far enough.

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’d still be close enough it is close combat

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I doubt it’d KO. If it activates Blaze a Fire Blast can finish you off.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Metal Burst is a goddamn counter attack why does nobody understands that

            it means whatever damage the opponent is dealt is sent back at the attacker with much greater power so if you do more than 50% it will 1HKO

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’s anime rules though.

          • Belladonna

            Horn Drill is inaccurate asf. Try again.

          • EarthenWarrior

            then i’ll keep doing it again again again and again until it does

      • Mega Lopunny outspeeds Masq tho…

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Stab Return probably kills it, even if lowered by Intimidate.

        • Belladonna

          Intimidate > Quiver Dance > Air Slash spam I didn’t plan it out I just wanted cute bug friends

          • Kuppo

            “Spam” lol it doesn’t even need to, it can easily 0HKO m-lopunny

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            😀

          • It can’t get a quiver dance anyways because Lop STILL outspeeds it. Plus fake out can flinch it turn one then follow up with Return or Ice Punch

        • Fedex

          My Dragonite OHKO’s your Lopunny sending you into retirement

          • Can you not

          • Fedex

            Dragonite use Fly.
            BOOM Lopunny-storm is down.
            Storm sends out Tsareena-storm.
            Dragonite uses Fly.
            Tsareena-storm faints.
            StarStormy losy again LOL

          • Monkeyfuzz

            This is unnecessary, please don’t start another personal fight.

          • Fedex

            I’m just having fun expressing the strength of my Dragonite.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            No it is clearly more than that, please stop it.

          • Fedex

            I’m just having fun, don’t worry.

          • Fedex

            Refresh the page and you will see what I mean.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I did and I don’t see.

          • Fedex

            You don’t have to friend :]

          • You are a fucking idiot

          • Fedex

            I’m the champion🏆

          • Fedex

            Also I shall be reporting this to PJ.
            If you insult and attack me again you’re getting blocked.

          • Go ahead. You’re the only person on this site I ever have problems with

          • Weather Valoroo

            My Masquerain holds up a sign saying
            “please don’t kill me”

          • Fedex

            My Dragonite aww’s at it and sits down casually and falls asleep.
            You win!

          • Hollow Valoroo

            Masquerain gives dragonite a poke puff and a awakeining

    • Weather Valoroo

      Masquerain would die and my others are pixie mythicals so ;(

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’d probably lose.

    • Fedex

      I ALWAYS win with my Multi scale Dragonite.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Kurusu beats you with his Weavile.

        • Fedex

          That’s a tough opponent. I’ll have bulk investment with yache berry in that case :]

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It hits you with Icicle Crash, flinching you and using up the berry. It hits you again and nearly takes you out, you hit back but it survives with Focus Sash and proceeds to Ice Shard you, knocking you out.

          • EarthenWarrior

            he just needs to pop multiscale with avalanche and use ice shard much easier

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I guess it depends on investment but yeah I haven’t done calculations.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean he’s cheating because psuedo legend, and absurd amount of tricks to bypass any threats aka Multiscale, DDance, Weakness Policy, Extremespeed

            so screw him

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He didn’t mention any of those except the psuedo and multiscale though. He’s got a Yache Berry on it.

          • EarthenWarrior

            doesn’t matter i’ve fought BILLIONS of dragonites and they all do the same thing

          • Fedex

            Bella never excluded pseudos.
            If there’s a Ferrari in the garage why jump on a bicycle? 😛

          • Fedex

            Fortunately my Dragonite has extreme speed landing me an extremely difficult hard fought victory!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You were probably taken down by the Icicle Crashes tbh, it is a 4x weakness and after the first one you are without the berry and ability.

          • Fedex

            Nope. Even a LO 5 hits is not a OHKO with minimal HP investment on Dragonite!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Icicle Crash does it in 2 hits without Life Orb.

          • Fedex

            Sash Weavile might not have enough power due to lack of LO/Band.
            You see my Dnite will have a good amount of bulk investment and can pick Weavile off with e speed.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Rock Blast lands five times

        • Fedex

          What are you Rhyperior??
          My Dragonite runs waterfall and flinches you to death!

          • EarthenWarrior

            what Dragonite runs Waterfall… anyway you gotta roll for flinch its not guaranteed

          • Fedex

            I’ll take my chances

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      To be fair Araq is godly

    • Ultron

      Me because Volcarona will burn all

    • I mean, Lucario is pretty good

    • Golden_Flygon

      I’d get screwed over by Kurusu lol

      And I would say Star would win because of Mega Lopunny (if megas are allowed)

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Join usss

        • Golden_Flygon

          In whattttt

          • EarthenWarrior

            Suicide pact

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Discordddd
            Fakemon serverrrr
            New channel

          • Golden_Flygon

            On itttt

  • Butter Geek

    Was in School for like 9 hours… Tired

  • Carrrot
    • Carrrot

      I’ve been trying to post this for a few days, but the website kept telling me I wasn’t logged in.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      That’s a new one

    • Wow we’re really reaching now

    • Monkeyfuzz

      How did you make it?

      • Carrrot

        I made it in a note taking app on my ipad, I basically just drew the lines and put the pictures in.

    • Weather Valoroo

      What is this?

  • Belladonna

    Yooo shoutout to @spectralseraph:disqus showing us the way to Pokecord

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      😀

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • And people are scared of this?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I am a little, mostly of his intentions.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      G A R S H

    • Shady

      Wat is this thing belong to?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        New Kingdom Hearts, it’s Goofy in the Monsters Inc. world

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893
    • People were mad about gyms tho?

      And a battle system is a way bigger change

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Maybe, but not to the degree I’m seeing now with the rumor about the battle system. Imo I think it’s a little silly to get straight up angry about a rumor that gives us no further details other than it’s not turn based anymore. We have no way of knowing how well the new system would work. People should see it for themselves and try it first before getting so angry. Not being comfortable with the change yet is one thing, but saying that you’ll quit the series because of it is a bit ridiculous. Also I find it silly to think GF shouldn’t be able to change anything big after 22 years. It’s their game and if they want to try something new why not give it a go? Worst case scenario they learn from their mistakes and move on.

  • belmad
    • Belladonna

      These lists get weirder and weirder :p

      • Govnah

        like ur questions :p

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright how about top 10 Pokémon with horns
    10: Onix
    9: Gogoat
    8: Tapu Bulu
    7: Rhyperior
    6: Tauros
    5: Rampardos
    4: Pinsir
    3: Excadrill
    2: Heracross
    1: Rhydon

    • Govnah

      The next dumb list i see that person is getting hit and fairy dont troll me

      • EarthenWarrior

        You’re a dumb list so hit yourself

        • Govnah

          *hits you*

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t hurt your hand pal

          • Govnah

            im bigger then you….

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m 6ft and most likely have 200 pounds on ya. And do you want to tussle with a guy who swings around a log for fun?

          • Govnah

            im 6’3 weighing close to 300

          • Good lord

          • Govnah

            The funny thing is i dont look big at all people get shocked when they see my weight

          • EarthenWarrior

            I will need some proof

          • Govnah

            you’ve seen me….

          • EarthenWarrior

            I have not

          • Govnah
          • You son of a bitch, you got to meet Reggie?

          • Govnah

            Yep. I have.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I’ll be damned,

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That moustache has really come in, where’d you get the dungarees?

          • Govnah

            walmart

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You mean Wa-mart? I thought only bad guys shopped there.

      • Top 10 Pokemon with legs

        • EarthenWarrior

          Five bucks says Mega Lopunny is 1#

    • Shady

      Rhydon is the best in ur list ………bu Yveltal is the best of them all.

  • Belladonna

    Top 10 reasons to ban lists

    • Govnah

      this aint dumb

    • Kuppo

      Guys pls

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I’m bored and bummed out again this day hasn’t been good in any way, my mother is tearing the house apart attempting to clean and organize and that translates into a big mess and still no Celebi I feel there’s no point trying so hard

    • Govnah

      boo-hoo

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m legitimately depressed today assmunch

        • Govnah

          i am too everyday

          • EarthenWarrior

            Who isn’t honestly

    • Belladonna

      Go on Pokecord

      Get a Tepig

      • EarthenWarrior

        What dat

        • Belladonna

          Go on the Fakemon discord and you’ll learn

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s a garbled mess of confusion and i want no part in it

          • Fedex

            haha good on you 👍

          • EarthenWarrior

            also the dumbasses say they’ll reserve the ground types and what happens those trigger happy idiots catch anything that moves and i miss out on Camerupt, Sandshrew and Larvitar

  • Butter Geek

    Got spare 6 minutes?
    https://youtu.be/uh8s8-LD5io

    • Supertrashgame

      When I saw the title Bohemian Rhapsody I instantly thought of the stand from jojo part 6.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      My god this is annoying…..only a min and 11 secs in and I want to throw my computer out my window……..

  • Supertrashgame

    So i heard there’s a fakemon discord now.

  • joker901

    Coro Coro has probably nothing in it…So no Zeraora for February, no Pokemon on Switch announcement either…sad.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    So apparently an actor called Yudai Chiba is gonna be on Pokenchi next Sunday. I bet we get a movie trailer and I bet he plays Zeraora

  • Belladonna

    Sort the Pokemon types into the five classical elements (Spirit, Fire, Air, Water, Earth) and elementless

    Hard mode: balance it

    • Daedardus

      Fire: Fire
      Air: Flying
      Water: Water
      Earth: Ground
      Spirit: Ghost

      Done

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Forgot Element-less which is either normal or ???

        • Daedardus

          It’s Digimon

    • EarthenWarrior

      isn’t the fifth element Aether

      • Belladonna

        Spirit is better

        • EarthenWarrior

          but it ain’t right

  • Shady

    I beat dark team with my psychic team in mono battle my heart is feels happy and hurt a the same time.

  • Weather Valoroo

    Hello everyone!

    Corocoro yet?

    • nothing i think

      • Weather Valoroo

        Ah, hope we can get the fursuit out of the way. A trailer for the new movie would be nice too

    • EarthenWarrior

      nope

  • EarthenWarrior

    if i ever get out of Ilex this’ll be ny next SOS shiny
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yF-qQhMrjT0/hqdefault.jpg

  • Josh Omega
    • I can’t get over the fact that Riku looks like Noctis now

      • Josh Omega

        Just looked it up and can’t unsee it now lol that said prediction for KH3 I can’t shake the feeling that riku dies at the end somehow most likely a sacrifice death.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Omg that’s the first thing that came to my mind as well. Haha it’s too funny

    • ok thats really clever

  • Golden_Flygon

    So should I use a Rotom in Omicron? I dunno because it would be really nice to have, but I just beat the 2nd gym and caught this thing, and I can already change its forms, so having Hydro Pump/Leaf Storm/etc. would seem like overkill. Have never used this thing in game before though.

    • Weather Valoroo

      I don’t know what omicron is but rotom is fun

      • Golden_Flygon

        It’s a rom hack

    • EarthenWarrior

      i hope it gets sand in its you know where

      • no earthen i dont know tell me :3

        • EarthenWarrior

          mergina

          • you can say vagina its ok

          • EarthenWarrior

            but that’s not anatomically correct

          • Weather Valoroo

            It is a mermaid I don’t think we have to worry about anatomy

          • EarthenWarrior

            …….every living creature has innards and biology

          • Weather Valoroo

            It is a human with a fish tail…. I don’t think science could explain that

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Weather Valoroo

            Ok….That’s kinda makes sense

          • EarthenWarrior
          • this doesnt clear anything up

          • EarthenWarrior

            right at the very bottom of the intestines

          • i know where a vagina is but where is it on the surface level

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s covered by scales you dumbo, probably covered for decency purposes
            otherwise they don’t have them and they give birth via egg clutch and external fertilization

          • but when do they come out

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t find the exact file but something said giving birth through the throat, or it could just have a cloaca

          • oh gross

          • EarthenWarrior

            biology is bootyful

          • i cant zoom in wheres the merpussy I dont understand

          • EarthenWarrior

            Its a muscular system diagram aka no organs or holes
            the one i posted below has one

        • EarthenWarrior

    • Weather Valoroo

      That should really good! I like the arm (fins)?

    • Ultron

      The only thing is that the breasts seem to be too low. They make the mermaid look old as if they were sagging

  • Weather Valoroo

    One of the worst experiences I ever had in Pokémon was watching Pokenchi for the Lycanroc. Wasn’t even worth it

    • god that night killed me

    • Meh, I thought it was worth it. I love Dusk Lycanroc

    • Ultron

      One of the worst things of USUM was Dusk Lycanroc and the fact there’s no dawn form. F*cking dumb and incomplete.

      • Weather Valoroo

        We don’t even need dusk form

        • Ultron

          We didn’t, but since they felt the need that we did, it’s so stupid they half assed it

      • Golden_Flygon

        Although I’m fine with USUM, I agree. I couldn’t believe all they did was take 2 points of speed into attack and that was it.

    • ShinyXatu

      I was in the car on the way to Los Angeles during that livestream…it was hard for me not to laugh with my family around me. People were hyping that up so much.

      • Weather Valoroo

        HAhaha thats so funny! I Remember the corocoro blur

        • ShinyXatu

          Yes I sure do! They really know how to tile up their fans, even when it’s totally unnecessary.

          • Weather Valoroo

            We get so news thirsty that they underestimate us

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Can it be June already? I need the KH3 release date i’m actually struggling to complete minor errands during the day because its constantly on my mind

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m hooked on mythological biology

    • Hollow Valoroo

      Everyone has their interests

  • Team Money is goona win this splatfest because everyone playing splatoon are losers who dont know love

    like me

    • ShinyXatu

      I’m going for Team Love because I’m a completely hopeless romantic. No other reason than that 😛

      • I’m on Team Love because Marina and because I’m in need of love

    • Weather Valoroo

      Lol I always choose Marina, no matter what the theme is. I refuse to support Pearl

  • ShinyXatu

    Let’s hope that a Direct is announced tomorrow, I doubt it though. I think they’ll either do a Direct to tie in with Bayonetta or instead shove it somewhere between Bayonetta and Kirby. No way they’ll wait longer than March 16.

    • Ultron

      Any reason to suspect tomorrow?

      • ShinyXatu

        A couple reasons. This person on Twitter was insisting on a Direct in mid-February. Also, their last Direct besides the Mini (in September) was in conjunction with Metroid Samus Returns, so it makes sense for them to release this one a day before Bayonetta (especially since it wasn’t in the Mini Direct). https://mobile.twitter.com/paablosf_/status/957563466314903553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

        • Ultron
          • Weather Valoroo

            That is probably everyone right now

          • Ultron

            Anyone with good taste

          • EarthenWarrior

            The fool! he needs to spill the blood of somebody who kept a perfect town for 3 whole years

          • Ultron

            Let’s spill good old nooks blood

          • EarthenWarrior

            He should’ve had a Apple, Orange, Peach, Pear and a Cherry on all five points

          • Ultron

            Yeah, but what can ya do

          • EarthenWarrior

            i know cherries aren’t in season….they have them for like 5:99 a pound crazy

          • Just replace those with pictures of the new Valentines units in FE Heroes and you holding Animal Crossing with my holding my Chromebook with my FE6 ROM running and you got me

          • Ultron

            Don’t interfere with my satanic ritual

          • Well, I have a satanic ritual going on too

          • EarthenWarrior

            me three

          • Weather Valoroo

            Its not as good as our ritual tho

          • ShinyXatu

            That’s me almost every day! I’ve said it a million times but I really do think a brand new Animal Crossing on Switch would change my life for the better. If a Direct is announced tomorrow, expect this song and many more to be posted…
            https://youtu.be/RU1BcTnIqV8

    • Weather Valoroo

      They have got to reveal SOMETHING. We know almost NONE of 2018 except ports,remasters, and tennis. I bet Pokemon or AC

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      That guy PixelPar tweeted earlier asking whether people think we’ll get a direct before Bayo or on the Switch anniversary. We could see it this week or maybe in 2-3 weeks

      • ShinyXatu

        It couldn’t be the Switch anniversary because that’s a Saturday, but it could be March 1. I think that’s the second most likely date besides this Thursday.

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Oh I didn’t even realize that. so maybe that’s him passively saying it’s this week haha

  • EarthenWarrior
  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    This is hilarious and crazy. Just a reminder you shouldn’t knock new stuff before you try it https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1df6c00fa7165b9e46ffd53555153a51d19411278b4122a89140c8a273038312.jpg

    • Weather Valoroo

      That reminds me of us right now….

      SINNOH CONFIRMED

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Please don’t start that again…….Last thing we need is people ruining the Switch game like they did USUM. USUM is maybe something we didn’t need, but it certainly wasn’t worth the hate it ended up getting. All of that was due to people and their unwillingness to let go of Sinnoh for a while…..

        • Weather Valoroo

          It was a joke

        • Ultron

          No one hated on USUM because they weren’t sinnoh remakes

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright animal crossing vibe question time
    What is the most important memory of Animal Crossing to you

    • Weather Valoroo

      paying off the loan

    • Ultron

      Whe my two best friends and I were addicted to it (Wild World) in middle school and would visit each others town on the regular. And they would steal my flowers >:I

    • ShinyXatu

      There was one New Years Eve at least a decade ago where we had family and friends over but I insisted on playing Wild World or City Folk (can’t remember) and watch the countdown there instead of with family. A couple of those kids continued to give me sh*t years later, but I just wanted to experience an Animal Crossing New Years.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      It’s not a vivid memory, but I remember playing AC on the GameCube on xmas eve. That was really special for some reason.

    • EarthenWarrior

      well my most important memory isn’t happy

      back when i had it for the gamecube it was the very first time i met wisp, the following day memory card was corrupted and lost all my data

  • ShinyXatu

    An interesting image showing how Spike Chunsoft is one of the few partners to not have announced a Switch game. They just so happen to be the developers of the Mystery Dungeon games, and the last one was in 2015. I still believe we’ll get that game this year and then Gen 8 in March or something like that. http://i.4cdn.org/v/1518484449234m.jpg

    • Ultron

      If they bring mystery dungeon to the switch I might try the series out again

    • EarthenWarrior

      Peach ball…..is it wrong the very first thought is Princess Peach under the effects of a P-Balloon

    • Weather Valoroo

      I NEED A NEW MYSTERY DUNGEON! ESPECIALLY WITH GEN 7. IMAGINE THE STORY,MUSIC, EVERYTHING

    • Watch the game Spike Chunsoft brings to the Switch be J-Stars or something

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I think out of all the 3rd legendary forms Dawn Wings Necrozma is my favorite. I like Lunala a ton so it with Necrozma is pretty baller.

    • EarthenWarrior

      uppity furball, needs a good spritzing to show her who’s in charge

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Love female Meowstic. Such an awesome Pokemon

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    • EarthenWarrior

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        XD

  • EarthenWarrior

    yo guys is this right?
    252+ SpA Choice Specs Meowstic-F Disarming Voice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Pangoro: 284-336 (72 – 85.2%) — guaranteed 2HKO

    this just doesn’t feel right

    • Hollow Valoroo

      Meowstic is a million times better then pangoro so it makes sense

  • Ultron

    What are the odds of my Level 61 Salamence being OHKOd by Ultra Necrozma?

    • EarthenWarrior

      extremely high

      • Ultron

        My Haxorus is really fast so I was thinking about leading with him, but I’m not sure he’s fast enough. I don’t want to lose too many since its a wonderlocke. My Ampharos has got light screen, but it might get OHKOd and then I’d be screwed

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s Ultra Necrozma, unless you’re packing a steel type and a way to whittle it down you’re outta luck with its wicked high stats and nuroforce

          • Ultron

            Well, I do have Metagross. But none of its attacks are super effective. Maybe lead with Metagross and spam light screen (I can teach it this by tm) and thunderwave? Or give it ice punch through move tutor

          • EarthenWarrior

            i forget can you get toxic?

          • Ultron

            Oh, yeah I guess metagross does learn that

          • Ultron

            Light Screen
            Toxic
            Zen Headbutt
            Meteor Mash

            Sound good?

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever you just need to poison it and spam protect and full restores

          • I mean, I beat it on my first try

          • EarthenWarrior

            shaddup nobody asked you
            *Throws you onto a medieval catapult*

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Lets loose a loud bassy fart*

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m done today sucked all kinds of ass

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh the cherry on top; I’m having sharp kidney pain like exactly before bed wonderful

    • EarthenWarrior

      The temptress or the murky depths

    • Ultron

      That’s really well done. I love the atmosphere of the ocean.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Looks great! Does she have glaucoma or something wrong with her one eye? haha

      • She just doesnt have pupils cuz I just felt it would be neat

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          cool

    • Weather Valoroo

      THATS AWESOME!!

  • TheNintendoChip

    @starstorm295:disqus Are you going to do more ROM hacking again? Like a Rad Red 2.0

    • Oh I would absolutely love to, it’s just a matter of time and having a project I’m motivated to do. If I was going to do a Rad Red 2.0 I would want it to be longer and more of a unique game.

  • Ultron

    Omg Metagross destroyed Ultra Necrozma. Idk what I was worried about

    • Golden_Flygon

      Yeah Metagross hard counters Necrozma in game, it saved my ass in that fight

    • Hollow Valoroo

      I beat it with Probopass

      • Ultron

        Also a good counter to it

  • Weather Valoroo

    It’s so weird knowing that we will have new Pokémon in a matter of months. My body isnt ready for this

    Also is anybody else going to get the marina amibo? I’m going to get it with urbosa and daruk

    • IM GETTING IT

      • Also you’re the best person on this site for playing Hollowknight

        • Hollow Valoroo

          It is one of the best games of recent memory. PLAY IT EVERYONE!

    • Daedardus

      If by months you mean more than a year, you have plenty of time to get ready.

      • Hollow Valoroo

        I mean new Pokemon revealed, not released. I can’t imagine them going to late 2019/2020

      • I mean I can see them revealing it this year at least

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok I am extremely near death this time… really painful pain in my right kidney, can’t walk, bend, flex, inhale or roll over without sore sharp pain…

    I am now concerned about the possibility of partial kidney damage or failure

    Utterly miserable and scared

    • Go to a doctor

      • EarthenWarrior

        probably gonna have to if it gets even worse, i mean right now the pain/pressure is mostly stable, and the pain has downgraded to acute soreness of the abdomen

        just means i gotta lay off the sugary acidic drinks so my kidney can clean out for a bit

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