Even more Pokémon native to the Hoenn region are coming to GO!

Starting tomorrow, several Dragon and Flying-Type Pokémon, including the Altaria, Salamence, Pelipper, Swellow and Metagross evolution lines will be catchable in the wild! The Flying/Dragon-type Legendary Rayquaza will also begun its stunt as a Legendary Raid Boss alongside Kyogre until March 16th.

In celebration of Rayquaza’s ascension, Generation III Pokémon will exclusively be taking over spawns worldwide until February 13th, Raid Bosses and Egg hatches will have some new additions, new special boxes – which include Raid Passes, Incubators, and Star Pieces – will be available in the in-game store until February 23rd, AND Lure Modules will run for six hours a pop in the same time frame.

Lots of exciting reasons to get out and GO this month – and this isn’t even counting the imminent Valentine’s Day event! I’m just excited that I’ll finally be able to catch one of my all time favorites, Altaria!

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could choose any Flying-type Pokémon to bring you wherever you need to go in real life which would you choose and why?

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  • PumpkinLord

    First?

  • Carrrot

    Second?

  • I have to say Altaria as my IRL transportation ‘mon. It’s been my all time favorite Flying-type since the early 2000’s, it’s GORGEOUS, would look killer juxtaposed against the usual greys of the Pacific Northwest sky, and it’s cloud like feather look SO comfortable to sit on!

  • QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could choose any Flying-type Pokémon to bring you wherever you need to go in real life which would you choose and why?

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      It has to be Flying type? Well if that’s the case I choose Ho-oh. I know it’s a legendary Pokemon, but whatever. The reason for this is because I figure flying in the sky would be pretty cold (even in the summer). If I’m riding on a Ho-oh I’d imagine it’d be pretty warm on it since it’s a fire type. Plus Ho-oh is pretty big so it’d be comfortable on it. If I could choose another that’s not flying type I’d say Flygon. I love seeing people in the anime flying on it. It would be my fast flyer for quick trips meanwhile Ho-oh my long trip buddy.

    • Flying type… Noctowl because its my favorite Flying type and I think it would be helpful

      • EarthenWarrior

        they still exist?

        • Yep they are a majestic, beautiful owls

    • Golden_Flygon

      We should do these question of the day things more often, they’re pretty fun.

      Anyway, as for a Flying type: Skarmory. Flying with a metal birb 185 miles through the sky is pretty rad

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Gotta be very careful getting on the back of it.

        • If you got on wrong you could get sliced in half due its sharpness

          • Monkeyfuzz

            If it sneezes as you pass its’ wings…

        • Golden_Flygon

          Pffft… I’ll be fine
          (Proceeds to get cut up while hopping on)

          • Shining Valoroo

            Skarmory used cut!

            It’s super effective

            You whited out

          • Golden_Flygon

            More like whited out to the ER

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    • Talonflame or Staraptor because they’re both really cool

    • Shining Valoroo

      Hmmmmmm, Maybe Altaria because its so fluffy and warm

    • Noivern because look at the thing omg it’s so freaking rad

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Rayquaza, it looks cool, can probably take my weight, is powerful, it’s a Dragon, I can call it Shenlong.

      • EarthenWarrior

        2 ohpee

  • I have to say Altaria as my IRL transportation ‘mon. It’s been my all time favorite Flying-type since the early 2000’s, it’s GORGEOUS, would look killer juxtaposed against the usual greys of the Pacific Northwest sky, and it’s cloud like feather look SO comfortable to sit on! The only thing is that it’s barely four feet tall, so I’m not sure if it could handle all 6’1″, 180-ish pounds of me lmao

    Honorable mentions: Braviary, Tropius, Togekiss

  • EarthenWarrior

    in regards of Ozzy’s question its not a matter of what pokemon that i’d ride more of what pokemon that CAN carry me
    i try to make everything extremely plausible regardless of logical limitations and base things in my day to day life and in regards of this question there is one gigantic limitation… I’m fat as phuck

    Given with my height and weight i easily outweigh and are theoretically bigger than most pokemon that aren’t themselves behemoths
    And for a pokemon of the flying variety to easily seat me and actually carry me boils down to three choices

    Braviary: Since they can carry a car in their talons mid flight
    Aerodactyl: My flying type of choice
    Golurk: Motherfuking Flying Robits

    now one thing that crossed my mind is using Mega Aerodactyl but i don’t think i shouldn’t do it out of morals “When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.” as much as i like having the reigns of violent and vicious beast i still care for them not to put them through pain for my benefit

    • The way Golurk flies I always think about how uncomfortable it would be to ride it, and how easy it would be to fall off lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        well i’ve pondered that, i wouldn’t be flying it bare back, i would devise a suitable Pokeride saddle

        some kind of foot-pad and handlebars that you’d tighten around his skirt and chest (Just above the shoulder blades)

        • Maybe you could do something like in Hiro and Baymax in Big Hero 6 (With magnetic pads attached to its back and your feet and detachable hand ones)

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not made of money or have access to that kinda stuff, the best i’d have to do is just sit on his back

  • Hey does anyone know when the English dub of Sun and Moon comes back?

    I hate it how an entire arc has passed in Japan while the dub is at a stall since the Kanto episodes.

    • EarthenWarrior

      not a clue and i’ve been keeping a hawk’s eye on the chance of a airdate

    • They’re probably just on hiatus to get recordings for the dub, so they don’t have to rush anything when it does get back on the air. I think they did the same with JoJo Part 3, DBZ Kai Final Chapters, and Super on Toonami. That’s just my theory, I could be wrong.

      • Also I wonder when Yo-kai Watch season 3 will pop up

        That’s been on hiatus at least half a year I believe and they confirmed early this year will be its return

        • Shining Valoroo

          Oh that reminds me I need to record YW
          Thanks!

  • Josh Omega

    So question for the people playing Virtual console games. I just found out the cloning glitch is in Crystal so I am probably going restart because I changed my mind on my starter. My question is if I use the clone glitch to clone the odd egg will I be able to transfer the clones to bank?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      All except bad ones I think.

      • Josh Omega

        Well at least I know what bad ones loook like lol got an elekid earlier with a bunch of question marks

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yeah anything that isn’t the right name, not sure if anything else might look odd so I’d check the summary.

          • Josh Omega

            K thanks for your help! Going to restart in a few. Just going to suck having to wait until morning for phanpy :/

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I guess you could set the time different. I’d recommend going to catch a Gastly first and getting it to level 13 for Mean Look so Phanpy can’t run from you.

  • Shining Valoroo

    Kay, I’m starting to recover from yesterday.

    Question, If you could stop the bad events from one video game from happening, which one would it be?
    Mine would be Hollow Knight because of the horrible things it did to the bugs.

    • I would make Leah dance with me in the flowe festival in StarDew Valley which happened like months so but I’m still upset

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I freaking LOVE the new Pokemon anime intro. It’s so much fun while at the same time being intense with the UBs. So freaking cool. I definitely think Ash is gonna get a Passimian. It seems up his alley too. (Side note one day I’d like to use one) Anyway I’m interested to see where this new arc will go. I think given that the URS isn’t in it that they really did completely ignore them in this. That could change tho. Also I don’t think Ash will permanently catch Poipole if he even does catch it. I could see him getting it and then releasing it after it evolves into Naganadel. It’s for sure not going to Oaks lab. I think it’ll be interesting to see the intro update after Ash gets Torracat and other events happen. OH also a very cool thing to note is that Celesteela is shiny in the intro!! I hope it’s like that in the episode it appears in.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Oh and also the animation work in the intro is amazing. Love every pic of it. It’s fast paced and keeps your attention all the way through

      • Shining Valoroo

        Me too!

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Like it’s actually making me excited hahaha I love Poipole so much

          • Shining Valoroo

            Also nice to see GF referencing shinies again!

  • Josh Omega

    I can officially confirm clones Pokémon can be transferred!

    • Shining Valoroo

      Oh! That’s good

      • Josh Omega

        Yeah transferred my cloned growlithe! Main thing is I transferred my shiny elekid. No way am I giving it up lol

        • Shining Valoroo

          Yeah! Did you reset?

          • Josh Omega

            Yep getting it started right now!

  • On the topic of intros we love:

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Ugh love it so much. I like this one a lot too. Man the intros are so great all the way up until the first DP intro. Then they start sinking……. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESntehmNmwo

      • Shining Valoroo

        Also for some reason I love the advanced battle one

      • Ultron

        What????! Battle Dimension is great and Galactic Battles isn’t bad.

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          They aren’t bad, but they definitely lack the same feel as the older intros. There’s a pretty big difference between them

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Ugh I hate how the American ones are now only 30 seconds
            >:(

    • Shining Valoroo

      Do do do dodo do! 🙂

    • Ultron

      Battle Frontier and battle Dimension close seconds

  • Golden_Flygon

    I’m not one to talk about about my personal life, but I extremely despise some the kids in my English class.

    Apparently, as the whole class found out this morning, there was a rumor/gossip around a kid in our class (who transferred to our grade this year and he’s a well polite and kind individual) who had a gun, and it was started by this group of kids in that class who are bullying him. Like is really disgusting what they do, as they made rumors around my old girlfriend back in freshman year, completely disrespectful to everyone else in the class and the teacher, and now to this guy who is such a nice dude. I think he stood up to them, and now they’re doing some pretty nasty stuff to him like this rumor. And the teacher, who’s trying to figure out her teaching style in the class because she’s taking criticism from last Tri, has no idea how to handle it, and it just sucks and ticks me off to see it like that.

    Fortunately I approached the student counselor after when I found out, and he’s pretty great at solving problems students are facing or talking with jackass students. So I’ll see how it goes and I’ll check with the kid who’s getting bullied tomorrow.

    …Sorry guys I just needed to vent because it just really sucks for this kid and the class.

    • Shining Valoroo

      Oh… that sucks hope they fix the problem soon

      • Golden_Flygon

        Thanks… The guy didn’t really deserve that stuff to happen to him

    • EarthenWarrior

      kill those mofos nuff said

    • Monkeyfuzz

  • Ooh, Kim Possible is getting a live-action movie.Loved that show as a kid

  • Shining Valoroo
    • I like the Grass one

    • PumpkinLord

      Great Job on both the starters and the hollow knight artwork. But I just have one question: what is the fire starter supposed to be? some kind of snake?

    • Ultron

      These are nicely designed. I will say the grass looks like a mid stage compared to the fire and water though.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice, I like the Fire one most. Do you have evolutions in mind? Secondary types?

      • Shining Valoroo

        Water/Sound

        Fire/Dragon

        Grass/Steel

        • Introducing a new type, eh? Interesting

          • Shining Valoroo

            My position on new types in fan games is that if it makes the designs better the do it

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Sound strengths/weaknesses/resistances?

          • Shining Valoroo

            weakness. Resistance
            Psychic Rock
            Ground. Dark

          • Ultron

            Does dark really need to be screwed anymore though

          • Shining Valoroo

            I mean, dark is supper effective against the other new types though

          • Ultron

            what are those

          • Shining Valoroo

            Light ( I mean it is a 2 way strength tho) and maybe cosmic just to buff dark

          • Shining Valoroo

            Also weak to cosmic

    • EarthenWarrior

      Broham you gotta learn to angle your phone to minimize shadows

    • Hollowknight is Star-bait

    • I’m confused on what the starters are exactly

      A grass goat, Fire snake and water buffalo?

      • Shining Valoroo

        Yep! The fire starter is also a noko

        • Ah now I see it

          They look good to me. Especially the face of that Buffalo

          • Shining Valoroo

            thanks! I have special plans for that one

    • Golden_Flygon

      :0 The fire starter is so precious

    • Josh Omega

      Would so pick the fire or water! If I had to choose fire!

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  • Monkeyfuzz

    What Nature for Necrozma? Does it use Necrozmas nature in the forms?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Timid or Modest

    • Shining Valoroo

      Jolly

      No reason, just imagine a happy necrozma strolling through a park

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I was considering that too.

  • belmad

    Today, I had a really odd experience here. I commented something and it said something like your comment is waiting approve from Pokejungle Network. Then now I’m checking it, it is not even on comment section. This comment is somehow to check whether it is going to be published or not and also to ask what happened.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Well I can see this one.

    • Shining Valoroo

      I see you 👋😯

    • Ultron

      You probably said one of the words disqus randomly banned here. I think sh!t is one of them

      • Kappa Valoroo

        The power of censoring! With it you can say as much sh!t as you want with noooo limit 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    Aye yai yai I be muy cansado

    • Shining Valoroo

      Are you okey

  • Shining Valoroo

    I just realized that while I don’t know the full story, those videos @Monkeyfuzz posted are pretty depicting of the FedEx person Star was talking about. Jolly one minute and ordering death the next 🙃

    • I’d give you better insight, but I was very blind to what was going on so I probably am on the wrong side of the story to hear

    • Golden_Flygon

      Wait what happened to Fedex? I remember them back in pre-release season and when I got back I heard something happen.

      • I think he got busy or something probably. He was here like a month ago, but left within an hour

        • Golden_Flygon

          Oh ok

        • Kappa Valoroo

          That’s weird…..

  • Supertrashgame

    New name.

    • Shining Valoroo

      Kewl

    • What’s a super trash game?

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Superman 64 XD

  • Josh Omega

    So I did what I said I was going to do earlier but I changed the plan a tiny bit! Chikorita is my starter but I used the cloning glitch to get Totodile too lol I used cyndaquil when I played gold last year so it only seemed fair to use them both in crystal! Plus I just couldn’t resist having my favorite water type on my team! Will catch phanpy in morning when I will hopefully not feel sick like I do right now. Anyway will post more later! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6586f71b7f785bcc295d38928c910ff33bdea834c5627102ed1d8c50305e27b1.jpg

    • Your Totodile triggers me so much XD

      • Josh Omega

        Why’s that?

        • Well this is a bit of personal info, but my last name is Irvin and all my life people screw it up and call it Irwin

          My computer teacher back in elementary school (well Catholic school which was 5 years) she misspelled it and for 5 years had to deal with it XD

          • Josh Omega

            Aw I see! Truth be told I named if after Steve Irwin 😂

          • Josh Omega

            And I get the name following you around thing btw lol have had a nickname since elementary school. Thought I would get away from it after graduation but now my nieces call me it so I give up 🤣

          • I see ya there makes sense too after I looked up who he was

    • Golden_Flygon

      My dude you’re using Chikorita? Massive respect

      • Josh Omega

        Yeah decided randomly today I wanted to use it since I haven’t used it much. Didn’t plan to use Totodile too I just couldn’t resist it lol

        • Golden_Flygon

          Niiice

      • ShinyXatu

        I also chose Chikorita for the first time in Crystal, and I have to say it was a great experience! It really did make some moments more challenging – until my shiny Electabuzz swept the field. I’ll gladly use it again.

        • Golden_Flygon

          That’s cool. What did you end off with it’s moveset?

    • Love the avatar change!!!

      • Josh Omega

        Thanks! Wondered if anyone would notice lol

        • Kappa Valoroo

          What is it? Can’t see it that well

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Oh wait it’s totodile! I was looking at it so wrong😵

  • Josh Omega

    Well just got sick……freaking yay will probably miss work again. Will post more later everyone gonna try to rest. Good night.

  • Shining Valoroo

    For anybody that’s interested I have a GIANT fakemon announcement planned for twomorrow (it has pictures )

    Let’s just say if you like ice you’ll like this

    • Monkeyfuzz

      That’ll be Nice.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        *Ba dum tiss*😂

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      😀

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I’ll just say its 12 mons in one pic

        With a little bonus 😉

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Yay!!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Sounds like a cool party

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Although anti-ice typers might give us the COLD shoulder

        • Golden_Flygon

          Icy what u did there

  • Had a bad time in Persona 5. I got stuck on this one mini boss that has three tough enemies. I entered without thinking of the fact that I was in no way equipped to handle this fight so had to head back to the save room that’s like a 5 minute wall away.

    I headed pack with the intention to just get a couple Personas before I left but fucked it up twice.

    Then I played some Overwatch with Seraph and a bit of Stardew Valley to come back.

    So I finally got the Personas I needed and even leveled up a bit. I bought some items and gear and headed back, beat the boss with little trouble and every single character leveled up and I was finally rewarded with another save room.

    That was amazingly satisfying

  • ShinyXatu

    Praise Eevee! The Japanese Pokemon channel is a true gem.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Maybe they are hinting about the new eveelution in gen 8?

      • ShinyXatu

        I doubt it but it’s possible! I’d like to know what they’re saying, especially towards the end.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          I mean, we have gotten a new eveelution every even generation
          2,4,6, and maybe 8

          • Golden_Flygon

            Well, in that case…
            Dragon Eevee? Besides it goes along with the theme of all Eeveelutions being special

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Maybe Spookeon? Or A Fighting type one

          • Golden_Flygon

            Puncheon lol

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Gangsteon

          • Golden_Flygon

            Evolves with holding

          • ShinyXatu

            It’s actually just an Eevee drawing song and its lyrics have a bunch of references to Japanese foods which look like the parts of the drawing, which is neat. Project Eevee is what it links to, which is a Twitter page with a lot of Eeveelution-related stuff. So nothing for now but I bet it will happen!

      • Daedardus

        Eevee is one of the most popular Pokémon, especially in Japan and it sells a ton of merchandise. It gets frequent (yearly) promotions to try and sell new stuff.

    • it’s ok

      • ShinyXatu

        IT’S YOU!!!
        YOU HAVEN’T POSTED FOR THREE YEARS!!!!
        I’M GOING TO CRY!!!!!

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Whelp out of the 9 odd eggs I was able to clone got 1 shiny Cleffa. I then cloned said shiny Cleffa twice so now I can have the full set! Gonna think of nicknames later down the line before I transfer them up. I got time tho for that.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Oh! Cleffas a cute one!

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Yeah not a bad find. Plus it’s a shiny I don’t have yet. Good thing I practiced the cloning method. Now I can have a shiny Cleffa, Clefairy, and Clefable. The whole line!

        • Kappa Valoroo

          2cute4me

  • Kappa Valoroo

    I think I’m gonna hit the hay for the night

    See ya tomorrow!

    • Golden_Flygon

      See ya

  • Prashanth Raghuram

    for QOTD M-Altaria cause Duh. Super Fluff.

  • Belladonna

    QOTD: Gyarados because I really, really like the design and nobody’s gonna mess with you unless they have a Pikachu.

    Also why do I miss all the best comment discussions :<

  • Gilberto Teles Toxicsquall

    I would like to have Staraptor. I think it is really cool.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    QOTD: Yanmega

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Or Masquerain

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Wouldn’t Masquerain be a little small

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I mean I imagine there’d be a way

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Have 2 masquerain and ride on 1 per foot

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I’d figure more having it use tail wind or something or carry you via web (it can use sticky web afterall)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Quote of the day?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh nvm question of the day riiiiiight

        In this case…. Heracross or Golisopod:3

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Glad you read the question. I didn’t know Golisopod had wings

          • EarthenWarrior

            You know I never read, seriously how long have you known me and when have I ever displayed the slightest iota of literacy

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Well that’s fair……lol

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I forget Heracross and Golisopod are flying types

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well Heracross can fly

    • Daedardus
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  • Carrrot

    QOTD: Landorus Therian

  • EarthenWarrior

    In regards of my shiny Celebi hunt STILL NOTHING

    My character has been living in the woods for almost two weeks, if he hasn’t completely starved to death he would be being decomposed by bug Pokémon

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Try three in ultra space

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Maybe he is eating his own Pokémon to survive
      Creepypasta: Lost crystal

  • Golden_Flygon

    Good mornin’ everyone

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Well I’m terrible at Ultra Warp Ride. Thought changing the controls would help, which it did, but not much though. Idk what to do if I find a Legendary, I need to have all Synchronizers with me before I leave but no idea which I’ll need. I have yet to find a regular shiny ‘mon either.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Practice makes perfect!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah but I’ve been doing it for hours and think I’m getting worse. I’ve had a break and trying again.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          GL!

    • You’ll get there. I haven’t gotten there yet (I also forgot US at my mom’s so can’t work on it this weekend)

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I feel like the electric slow down spheres are attracted to me and I can barely hit the speed boosts and I keep being boosted into wormholes I don’t want.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Aim for as many speed boosts at the beginning, then start dodging the portals,once you reach 2,000 or so and start slowing down go for as many rings as you can and stop at the best wormhole you can find

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That’s what I’ve been trying to do, I just end up finding nothing. It would help if there were meters telling you your energy level and distance on the vacant bottom screen.

          • Kappa Valoroo

            That would be nice. It took HOURS for me to get the hang of it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Allowing us to go back and forth to Legendary ones like we can Ultra Megalopolis until the Legendary is caught would be helpful.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I cannot express in words how fucking angry I am
    I waste around 20 hours of my goddamn week studying for math nonstop, the teacher is well aware of this too. He knows who I’m working with and everything, I’m stressing constantly, panicking nonstop and it literally controls my entire goddamn school week. There’s LITERALLY nothing else I can do more
    On my report card he writes
    “”Would benefit from making corrections to homework and assessments and reviewing class notes”

    Like… is this some sort of fucking joke? He wants me to do MORE
    LIKE I DO ALL THIS
    I REVIEW
    I GO OVER EVERYTHING
    WHAT MORE DOES HE FUCKING WANT FROM ME?!

    • Kappa Valoroo

      School wants every last thing how physically have

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Pretty much! I literally can’t right now… this is the angriest I’ve been in my entire life

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is there anyone you can talk to? Seems like they are expecting too much of you.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        It’s just him… it’s no one else…

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Maybe he felt he had to write something so came up with that. Surely correcting homework is his job?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Every other teacher wrote pleasure to have in class or whatever… I’ve done everything…

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Then it’s a problem he has, probably with everyone. It may be he feels he has to be hard on people to make it seem he’s doing something.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I guess…

          • Have you talked to him about it yet?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            No, he’ll probably come up with some bullshit excuse like the good for nothing he is…

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You need to try and have a calm conversation with him, explain you are doing your best and pushing yourself already.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Ok….

          • Isn’t your mom a teacher too if I recall?

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Trust me, I have a teacher that will only give you higher then a B+ if you literally have a PERFECT assignment, School is rough but break is only a few weeks away, Concentrate on the things you CAN change instead of the things you can’t

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        True… i just… I can’t even

        • Kappa Valoroo

          🙁

    • Butter Geek

      He’s just an a*shole
      Sadly the world is full of those

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yeah…

    • EarthenWarrior

      Knock him out and chain his arms and legs to a wall and tell him the only way to get out is to chew his limbs off or wait until he starves and slips out

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I really wanna

        • EarthenWarrior

          I had this other idea involving him drinking his own blood but it’s not for the light of heart

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        My bois be chillin

    • Belladonna

      Teachers have to give you productive feedback or else they get in trouble for not writing your reports correctly. It’s part of their job. What you got was a generic blanket statement that is true for any pupil in any subject.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        But here’s the thing
        Every other comment was “pleasure to have in class” or something like that. You NEED TO consciously think “oh the student needs to work more” to add that comment. I got pleasure to have in class from him first quarter so I know he does this himself

        • Belladonna

          Maybe you had a slight stumble because you’re overworking yourself and that’s what he pinned it to. Teachers don’t have perfect insight into your life and will make mistakes and assumptions. Reports especially are often rushed and he probably scrambled for a comment and didn’t word it well.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I guess… I didn’t stumble though.. I just

            I have to talk to him

  • TheReece25

    Ew. I hope Ash Doesn’t catch passimian

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      What? Why? Passimian is cool

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I mean, not as cool as A Sandslash

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          He could have both tho. It’d unlikely that Poipole will be an officially caught Pokemon so that would leave him with an extra space

      • For why Ash may get it? An episode title for a coming soon episode sorta imply’s he will either just befriend or catch one

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Well, It is the kind of Pokemon Ash would have and it is featured in the intro

          • Sounds conspicuous…

            Watch Sophacles get it just for the writers to d*ck us all

          • Kappa Valoroo

            No, Lima gets it and then leaves the cast soon after

    • EarthenWarrior

      It’s a flipping Teamwork Pokémon that’s right up his alley

      But based on the opening arc it doesn’t show one

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        It also doesn’t show Torracat. The into will be updated I’m sure

        • EarthenWarrior

          Good point

      • TheReece25

        What happened to poipole.. it went back to it’s dimension?

        • Kappa Valoroo

          It showed up for like 2 seconds
          That it

          • TheReece25

            How we know it won’t come back??

          • Kappa Valoroo

            It’s still in Alola, just didn’t t show up

          • Belladonna

            We know it’ll be back because it’s shilled af in the intro

          • TheReece25

            Yeah he may catch it still

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    So the other day while playing Crystal I came to a realization that I’ve never had before in my 20 years of playing Pokemon. I never ever realized (at least in gen 2) that you could swap the spaces of the moves outside of battle. I always thought you had to do it in battle. Idk why I never touched the “Move” button in the party menu, but it’s crazy to think I went all this time without realizing what it did.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      You can do that! cool

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Might just shiny hunt Blacepholon.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Ugh LOVE Shiny Blacephalon. My one mistake in choosing Ultra Moon over Ultra Sun.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s a Disco light, I feel I need it.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Just don’t let it kill itself

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I plan on keeping it asleep if I can. I have my capture Smeargle, unfortunately can’t False Swipe it though.

  • TheReece25

    It seems like Ash now has a Fighting type Every gen… Even more guaranteed than Fire/Water/Grass it would seem. Since Gen 4 I believe. Hmm… If he catches Passimian. It’s a cool Poke.. I initially liked it.. just to slow to justify it’s sp.def

  • Kappa Valoroo
    • TheReece25

      I like the one caterpillar one at the bottom

    • These are really nice!! 🙂

      Are they all sound type?

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Top is Ice type

        Bottom is sound type

        Thanks!

        • Oh and what’s next to the Sandygast? Is that Pallosand with leaves for arms? I just can’t tell what exactly it is

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I LOVE THE THINGY AT THE BOTTOM

      • Kappa Valoroo

        The Piano one? The Siren one?

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          The catapillar with a weird tail

    • Belladonna

      I like it, I just wish you shared the names and stuff for them :p

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I might do that later

      • Butter Geek

        Do I even have to point it out?

        • Belladonna

          Here’s the deal. No one besides Fakemon makers likes frequent Fakemon, because it’s not a Fakemon orientated site. But occasional ones are okay. Valaroo is not only new, but he condensed all of these into one post when you and the others would spam. As well as this, they’re visual, so they’re more interesting.

          • I only make at a time 2-3 posts for a line (or 2 lines that may consist of 4) because I don’t think anyone wants to read a super super long post

            And I agree with all that your saying knowing he’s new and his are definetly appealing

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Top right big snowflake one is my favourite.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Boredom since it’s impossibly cold on my quaint boring little isle time to go into a bug that can’t stand it

    Shiverpillar a thermally challenged bug
    Bundelbug a heavily cocooned chrysalis

    And finally

    Mothedral
    Winter Moth Pkm
    Bug/Ice
    Shield Dust/Ice Body HA: Snow Warning

    a medium sized moth Pokémon with a pure white coat of fur and a even larger amount of fluff around the collar, it has large black eyes and thick wavy antennas with a Pom Pom at the tips, small black hooked limbs and a hairless black thorax. It’s most prominent detail is its gigantic clear icy wings that have rainbow colored and intricately layered scales resembling stained glass

    HP: 55
    Atk: 45
    Def: 30
    SpAtk: 120
    SpDef: 25
    Speed: 120

    Tackle
    String Shot
    Struggle Bug
    Powder Snow
    Mist
    Icy Wind (evolve)
    Supersonic
    Whirlwind
    Silver Wind
    Hail
    Aurora Beam
    Protect
    Dazzling Gleam
    Aurora Veil
    Quiver Dance
    Moonlight
    Signal Beam
    Blizzard

    “After surviving the harshness of the cold it now thrives in it, it freezes the area around itself by scattering ice cold dust from its wings”

    “Its beautiful wings refract light and shine with many colors, they are extremely delicate and can break easily”

    • Belladonna

      Switch defense and defense, imo a glass/ice Pokemon should have higher special defense than defense. Nihilego and the majority of Ice-types uphold this.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Yeah I might revamp it but this is a regional bug counterpart so don’t expect it to be a op

        • Belladonna

          The stats are literal glass cannon and whilst i usually hate min maxing it fits, the defense and special defense order is my only issue

          • EarthenWarrior

            Uhhhh that’s the point, bug/Ice with stained glass wings
            It’s not meant to be sturdy

          • Belladonna

            What? That’s not what I’m saying at all. I’m saying the stats are okay, but I think Sp. Def and Def should be swapped.. Nowhere did I say it should have higher stats.

          • EarthenWarrior

            damn my dyslexia
            also it said defense with defense

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Traded an extra shiny Stunfisk I had to get another Poipole. Now I have completed my (sort of) living dex! Can I just say that Poipole is super amazing? Love it so freaking much.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      It’s so cute! Screw Zera, We need THIS to market the space in between gens

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Why are you forced to take Type:Null in USUM? It’s annoying.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I liked it better in SuMo. I even tried to SR it…

      • Monkeyfuzz

        If it weren’t for the event shiny I’d do so too. I might still go back and try for Null to keep as that too.

  • Kappa Valoroo

    Goodbye! See you after School
    Can’t wait to catch all the gen3 mons today

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Talking did nothing….. What a fucking shock….

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What did you say?

  • Butter Geek

    If I play Deja Vu on speakers on the streets, do cars driving by have to drift?

  • belmad

    Attack on Titan Chapter 102 was amazing.

    • Sunniera 2.0

      Yes it was! I am so hyped for the next chapter. Although I am a bit worried that someone we care about is going to die.

  • Sunniera 2.0

    Back for my somewhat weekly comment on the Jungle! Gave a quick skim through the comments section and seeing as no one is talking about the article, I will make a topical comment as I am one of the few people here who is still interested in Go. In anticipation of the Rayquaza raids I decided now was a good time to evolve my two Ralts into Gardevoirs (took a long time of chasing after every Ralts that appeared for two months and walking over 100 miles with one of them to get more Ralts candies). I am proud to say that I am now the proud trainer of two Gardevoirs-who both don’t have Dazzling Gleam despite using three charged TMs and the likelihood of that happening is (1/18). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a3bc32ab627d1515af61e65f2abcfb0e6e03b0c86fc28f9db489d27c0a381417.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/044dcf53e4806d81da4f422848758b01d8e4a1bd27894ab680726c7668613c1e.png

    • How on earth did you get so many candy?! I’m struggling just to get Dustox and Sealeo

      • Sunniera 2.0

        170 KM – 34 Ralts Candy
        *I pinap berries every Ralts that I found.

        • Lucky I’m in a rut with items

          4 pinaps left, and only 8 normal Pokeballs left

          • Sunniera 2.0

            That and a lot of effort. I don’t know why the drop rate of Pinap berries is so high where I am. I have 59 of them.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      That’s amazing! I don’t even have kirlia!


  • I cannot stop singing this my head

  • Butter Geek

    Some of you watch Kill la Kill, right?
    https://youtu.be/Tbwx9mv9q34

    • I’ve seen this at least 50 times by now

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      DON’T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • Belladonna

    Best English language anime OP?

    Best Japanese language anime OP?

    Bonus: Tell the person above you why they’re wrong

    • Best English anime OP:Dragon Soul
      Best Japanese anime OP:Devilman Crybaby/Mind Conductor

    • Belladonna

      English OP:

      Japanese OP:

    • Pokémon Advanced Battle opening for English

      None. I watch no Japanese anime (or anything that is discontinued from TV)

      • Belladonna

        But Pokemon is a Japanese anime

        • Oh… If it’s made in America then I guess Family Guy or SU if they count

          • Did you just fucking ask if Family Guy is an anime

          • Yes… yes I did

            It’s animated so I assumed it’s a good question (same could go for Simpson’s, Futurama, America Dad and those shows)

          • Belladonna

            Cartoon =/= Anime

          • I looked up what anime definition is

            Apparently anime is only Japanese according to a quick Google Search https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1805daed3fbdfa13197d511fe01de8b9f54bb4e2a85dc2904e948f60a7ef5b3e.png

            Technically making dubs of Japanese the only English anime’s (I admit I’m wrong I just discovered this fact I felt like sharing)

          • Belladonna

            Anime doesn’t have a set definition because no one cares enough to make one.

          • No.
            They aren’t anime.
            And I’m the one who will argue that Avatar counts as an anime.

            Family Guy isn’t even close to anime wtf

            I mean it’s more trash than most anime

          • Kuppo

            Not japanese so not anime

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • I am unknowledgeable on this topic

            Hell I still count anything animated I watch (Excluding movies) just a cartoon

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • In that case I got 4 anime’s I watch (all dubbed though)

    • Kuppo

      I know I’m wrong but

      Best Japanese: Kyousogiga OP
      Best western: Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego OP

    • EarthenWarrior

      i barely watch any animes no mo

    • Butter Geek

      Do you mean English cartoon opening, or English translation of an anime opening?

      • Kuppo

        But….

        both…

        are japanese….

        • Well, you tell us what English anime opening means

        • Yes.

          He said English LANGUAGE anime OP

        • Belladonna

          The Pokemon one is performed in English

          • Kuppo

            O

            I thought you meant series that looked like anime -_-

    • Govnah

      best English language anime op

      Best Japanese anime OP

      • Belladonna

        Yes. Govnah won. Go home everyone else you’re all wrong btfo

      • You are absolutely right

      • We all have been blind

  • Belladonna

    Anime refers to the style, not to the place the media comes from

    Fight me rn

    • EXACTLY

    • Kuppo

      Eh, that’s kinda true tbh, like the term anime is kinda ambiguous sometimes

    • I won’t fight because I am not knowledgeable enough to give a valid opinion on the topic

      All I’ll say is if its the style then I only watch 4 anime’s being Pokémon dub, Digimon dub, Yo-Kai Watch dub and Kirby Right Back at ya dub

      • Child

        How are you so sheltered

        • I don’t like the Japanese language and subtitles distract me

          I also don’t watch things that aren’t on YouTube really and there its mostly lower gaming channels

      • Sunniera 2.0

        Anime may have initially been attributed to materials produced in Japan-but that was because those animated shows predominately used that style to the point that it has become an industry in Japan. With streaming services available now Anime has become more of an international industry. There is now anime that has originated from China, South Korea, and shows that haven’t exclusively originated from one country. For instance, Devilman Crybaby which is available on Netflix right now.

  • Shady

    Wat happened to our mono tournament?

    • Belladonna

      Pretty much everything is settled for it so there isn’t going to be much of a buzz until after the teambuilding deadline

      • Shady

        Can I build my team on discord…..or should I do that on the showdown link?

        • Belladonna

          Showdown.

          • Shady

            I should download that again then………..I didn’t play something like this before if there’s any important details just tell me ……I want to win

    • EarthenWarrior

      Space Pirates

  • Butter Geek

    Okay, but Avatar still isn’t an anime, right?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Anime style animation.

    • Kuppo

      If anime is a style of animation

      Then it is

    • Belladonna

      > Anime style animation
      > Anime narrative inspiration
      > Very Asian inspired in terms of character and world design: Asia is the birthplace of anime and where the majority of anime are created

      Pretty freaking anime if you ask me.

  • For those who loved the last starter fakes you should see how cool this is

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Be-6Cv9Biln/

    • ShinyXatu

      I will forever be sad that this was fake. That’s a great looking model though.

      • This model is so damn adorable it makes me wish at least this one was real

        • Kappa Valoroo

          It hasn’t been confirmed fake? has it?

    • Kappa Valoroo

      OMAN THAT’S CUTE

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      : D

  • Josh Omega

    New crystal team update. I had to time travel to get phanpy because I overslept….. didn’t realize it stopped appearing around 10 AM. Anyway will play more a little bit later since I am not feeling the greatest today. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f685e5c1041183ba5bdce05980e9ea7844c830babda6341abcf7ed1e5469e404.jpg

    • Great name for Phanphy, TFS Gaming, right?

      • Josh Omega

        Tarzan actually which is probably where they got it from I would assume

  • Josh Omega

    Another possible leak from 4chan. Probably fake but you never know. Can someone translate?https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fed5ac0144b46568ec1b8e654f6f6f4e2d33bc07b2548d24ca103a79d96c885a.jpg

    • Belladonna

      Demn leakers making all these QTs that are probably fake ;-;

      • Josh Omega

        Stil fun to discuss I suppose. Personally I love the grass starter. Not sure why

    • Daedardus

      I think even Nicki Minaj’s butt is more genuine.

      • Josh Omega

        Well then lol that’s a nice way of putting it 😂 only shared for discussions in all honesty. That said I love the grass starter lol

    • Butter Geek

      Fake, bur cute

      • Josh Omega

        Apparently a translator confirmed they are fake because the Japanese has a non existent character in it. That said I love the grass one even though I have no clue what it’s based on

        • Kuppo

          God it’s a shame that all these leaks get ruined because of the japanese really, like if they had one person who was actually japanese speaker these leaks would live much longer

    • Golden_Flygon

      It sucks that “leaks” like this aren’t real all too often, I really love all the work that people put into them.

      • Josh Omega

        Yeah it sucks. People are getting better at the fakes that’s for sure. Even thought they are fake it gives us something to discuss in slow news times

    • Probably fake, but adorable <3

    • I love all of them, especially the Water starter

      • Josh Omega

        I love the grass most personally but overall love all three. Trying to figure out what grass and water are based on lol

        • I’m thinking the Grass one is based off a sugar glider

          • Josh Omega

            I can actually see that now that you mention. Explains why I took a liking to it lol

    • ShinyXatu

      I wish these were real, I actually love all three of them. I’m starting to think that’s the true sign of a fake leak…

    • For sure fake

      • Josh Omega

        Oh I know just thought it was worth a share for discussion with the news drought going on.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      These don’t even look good

      • The goat is alright, water and Grass are cute

        I’d rank them
        Fire
        Water
        Grass

  • Ok guys listen there is never going to be another fake concept art leak. It’s the new fake Coro Coro scan

    • Doesn’t mean we can’t dream

      • Josh Omega

        What they said^

    • ShinyXatu

      I would love to know how those actually leaked, it was clearly a fatal oversight at some level. I doubt Game Freak will never actually acknowledge this fact though.

    • Kuppo

      Pretty much

      Doubt GF will commit the same mistake twice

    • Belladonna

      Eh never say never but never say always either

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Essentially, I do like CoroCoro more though

  • Josh Omega

    Just made some chicken noodle soup and going to finally watch Antman(last marvel movie I need to watch before black panther)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’m seeing Black Panther Thursday, trying to ignore hype etc that’s everywhere at the moment to avoid disappointment.

      • Josh Omega

        Probably a good idea. I will go see it as soon as I can hopefully. Doubtful I can get to next week though. I am more excited for avengers honestly

      • Butter Geek

        it’s got a perfec score on rotten, Idk if there’s a risk of being disappointed

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That makes it worse in terms of expectation for me. Also RT score means the amount of positive reviews, not how high it’s rated, to see that you have to look at individual reviews.

    • It’s a great movie imo

      It’s got humor and a good story and flows well

      • Josh Omega

        I enjoyed it. Was a fun movie! I am finally caught up on all the marvel movies!

  • ShinyXatu

    So what is the state of the anime right now? Are they on track to wrap up by the end of 2018 or will they go longer? I just found that Zygarde Complete was first revealed in the July/August issue of Corocoro in 2015 as a teaser for the next movie. Assuming they don’t have a Gen 8 Pokemon in this movie, history could repeat itself.

    • Belladonna

      The UBs and Necrozma are the current arc and Nanu/Acerola are coming soon so it’s pretty on track for wrapping up 2018 if they want it to.

      Also, I believe Perfgarde was either a movie reveal or it was movie and then teased in CoroCoro – either way it wasn’t fully revealed either iiirc

      • ShinyXatu

        Yeah you’re right, I forgot, it was a short video teaser following the movie in May or June and then screenshots were posted in July. Either way, it was the first Gen 6 information and came out 8 months before its announcement. I think a similar thing could happen this year.

        • Belladonna

          Yeah, if Gen 8 is this late this year or early next we’re defo seeing a movie star at the end of Movie 21. I think the real question is whether it’ll be a mythical or not.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Why does my entire body feel numb…

    • Kuppo

      Pls don’t faint

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I did that already last night

        • Kuppo

          Then don’t do it again

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I can’t promise that

        • Kappa Valoroo

          And I’m all outta items

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stress, your body is awash with so much negativity it’s reeking havoc with your body and mind. Try to lie down and try to breathe calmly or try a warm shower or try to eat something

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        That’s probably it… I don’t feel too stressed…

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Like… I feel semi happy for once… but I don’t feel anything

        • EarthenWarrior

          Weren’t you going Earthen like a couple of hours ago?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yeah… mellowed down a bit though

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well maybe you’re just dealing with the deadly calm, like i said try to relax and not think about it

            And if you feel lightheaded or totally immune to your senses then it’s time to seek professional medical advice

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Looks like I might need the advice?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I am the least qualified medical practitioner in the business so I know these things

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Shitt

          • EarthenWarrior

            I mean I’ve been there, maybe your body genuinely forgot how it feels to be semi happy or like 90% of everyone it’s totally in your mind and your fine-ish

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Hmmmmm

          • EarthenWarrior

            like I said just chill and take it easy and stay level headed

            Unnecessary stress could result in inflammation in your goiters, back of knee hair and mysterious light emitting from all orifices

    • Don’t die on me Seraph!!!
      *starts pumping chest to resuscitate you

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        No like I’m moving, but I don’t feel anythinf

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Valoroo used Max Potion!

      • EarthenWarrior

        BREATHE DARN YOU

    • Belladonna

      Did you do any strenuous physical activity?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Not since Wednesday

  • Belladonna

    Post your name and I’ll tell you how I’d perceive you in a narrative

    • EarthenWarrior

      Supreme Highlord Von Magnus: Untold

      • Belladonna

        Protag or Antag, depending on the nature of the narrative. Extremely powerful but can be far too quick to utilise it for situations that don’t require it.

        Character arc is learning to rely on their power less and their words more.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I really see myself as the antihero or the villain based on situation

          But I’m definitely not above being a heroic protagonist…I just break faces a little more than should

    • Kuppo

      But like, real name or

      • Belladonna

        Username

        • Kuppo

          Je suis le Kuppo

      • Belladonna

        Protag, kind of calm on the surface but can be drawn to anger and other passionate emotions when required. Character arc is learning to become more confident.

    • bitch you know my name

      • Belladonna

        Protag with the strong views and developing the resolve needed to see them come to fruition, but may learn that sometimes compromise is needed as a character arc.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Same

      • Belladonna

        Protagonist: strong powers but they’re hampered by a lack of confidence so they don’t fully manifest. Character arc is recognising themselves as good enough to wield such great power.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Hmm

    • Carrrot

      Carrrot

      • Belladonna

        Enigmatic character that comes and goes as they wish

    • Kurusu

      • Belladonna

        Deuterologist who usually shows up during lighter moments, needed when the narrative gets a bit too dark. Easily annoyed

    • TheNintendoChip

      Chip

      • Belladonna

        Similar to Monkey in role, but is far more willing to utilise anecdotes and share his past to provide examples to his peers for them to avoid the same mistakes or make the same right choices.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Monkeyfuzz

      • Belladonna

        Mentorly/upperclassman like figure to the main group, stays out of conflict but is always willing to lend a helping hand

    • InfinityD4

      Alex

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Alec

    • Josh Omega

      Josh Omega

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Valoroo

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Woops

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    What happened to all the go spawns being exclusively gen 3 mons? I’ve seen hella non gen 3 Pokemon

    • InfinityD4

      all I wanna know is if Pokemon in the Hoenn Dex are more common in Kyushu.

    • Hey has anyone caught Swablu yet in Go? I saw some picture showing candies needed to evolve and it said Swablu needs 400 to become Altaria

      • Kappa Valoroo

        It does >-<…. You can get a shiny tho…

        • Aww that’s just plain dumb for Go

          • Kappa Valoroo

            And they barely spawn where I live, just like wailmer

  • Josh Omega

    Well I enjoyed Antman! I am finally caught up on all the marvel movies just in time for black panther!

  • EarthenWarrior

    too quiet…somebody say or do something for my amusement

    • Belladonna

      Nidoqueen is cool.

      • EarthenWarrior

        meh i see it as tough

        • What the fuckk does it matter

          • EarthenWarrior

            welp i learned not to google image Nidoqueen

    • The Hammer is the mightiest of weapons

      • EarthenWarrior

        Tell me something i don’t know

    • Kappa Valoroo

      ogres are like onions

  • Belladonna

    If you could customise your PokeRide, what would be your versions of:

    Tauros Charge (Running fast and breaking obstacles)
    Stoutland Search (Running fast and dowsing)
    Lapras Paddle (Surfing at a stable speed)
    Charizard Glide (Flying)
    Mudsdale Gallop (Traversing rough terrain)
    Sharpedo Jet (Surfing fast and breaking obstacles)
    Machamp Shove (Moving heavy obstacles)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmmmm

      Rhyhorn Charge
      Claydol/Beheeyem Search
      Floatzel Paddle
      Aerodactyl Glide
      Mudsdale Gallop stays
      Carracosta Jet?
      Heracross/Emboar Shove

      • Belladonna

        I don’t think some of these are rideable :p

        • EarthenWarrior

          like i give a flying phuck

          • Belladonna

            PokeRide

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Arcanine Rush – runs fast with firey aura trail.
      Luxray Search – uses x-ray vision, tail glows brighter when nearer an item.
      Lanturn Sail – Lights up more as it gets darker.
      Noivern Glide – Sets off with a Sonic Boom, windshield recommended. Or Drampa because Falkor.
      Sawsbuck Rover – you can choose the season if seasons aren’t present still, steer with the horns.
      Floatzel Jet – spins tails faster and has watery aura when pressing B, you hang on to handles on its’ back for dear life.
      Snorlax Sumo – You could use Hariyama but I prefer Snorlax, pushes rocks with its’ belly, pressing B does it faster with arm thrusts.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Samurott Charge
      Serperior search
      Milotic paddle
      Lombre jet
      Numel shove

  • EarthenWarrior

    I just had a mere thought….what if humans could teach a pokemon to read?

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Okay today we are going to learn the ABCs.
      Shows A ho-oh crammed inside a small library

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Looks like I spoke too soon earlier. Now I’m surrounded by Swablu lol

    • Kappa Valoroo

      They can be shiny so…..

  • Carrrot

    It keeps saying I need to be looged in to post an image, even though I am logged in.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Happens to me all the freakin time AND IT PISSES ME OFF TO NO LIMIT

    • Kappa Valoroo

      UGH THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME

  • Golden_Flygon

    Fun idea:
    – Go to https://randompokemon.com
    – Turn off NFEs and Ubers options
    – Generate 6 Pokemon
    – With this team, all at Level 80, you are fighting Red in HGSS. Do you stand a chance?

  • zess

    To answer Ozy’s question of the day, I’d choose Togekiss because it along with its pre-evolutions have always been a favorite of mine and plus I think riding one would be the coolest thing ever.

  • Kappa Valoroo

    I’m back! And I have a question for ya guys!
    If you could tell one thing to yourself one year ago that you now know, what would it be?

    • zess

      The winning lottery numbers🤑

    • Don’t get your hopes up it won’t happen this year and probably not the next one either

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Mine would be don’t get interested in your crush cuz she’ll make ya look like a fool and make ya feel like sh!t

      Pokemon wise it would be, don’t get you’r hopes up for Marshy. He is going to get nothing and be forgotten

      • Monkeyfuzz

        But Marshadow got a movie (kinda) and is great? Also it might appear in the main anime at some point (I hope).

    • Josh Omega

      That in a year things will be better and not to worry too much about your ex that you are so much better off without her

    • Golden_Flygon

      I’d tell him about Rainbow Rocket and see if he would lose his shet

      • Kappa Valoroo

        You are kidding right? GF only references gen1!!! :O

        • Golden_Flygon

          Well nothing big happened last year lol

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Tru

    • EarthenWarrior

      Don’t effing SR for a Celebi it doesn’t work

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Your luck is just bad. Maybe some thing like dont spend hours each day toward something you are not sure you want

        • EarthenWarrior

          I always have bad luck
          And I keep watching videos of people landing one easily

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Also do you even like Celebi? Dosent seem like your type

  • Rainbow Rocket is written like a fan fiction

    • Ultron

      Rainbow Rocket was awful fan service. It wasn’t even smartly done.

      • Those characters would never ever work together

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Ghetsis and gio is the most realistic of the two since he actually provided a reason to join

        • Ultron

          Yea like wtf would Cyrus have to gain from them. He’d likely despise all these emotional people

      • Kappa Valoroo

        At least it wasn’t exclusively gen 1 fan service like we have been having for a while

        • Ultron

          They should’ve at least used grunts from other team too

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Yeah, I like post game episodes but if they keep going like this….

    • Golden_Flygon

      It was, but at least we got 3DS Cyrus with a lit theme

      • Ultron

        His theme was already lit af though >.>

        • Golden_Flygon

          But this version’s ultra lit

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Imagine the sinnoh remakes remix
            🤯

          • Golden_Flygon

            Then it’ll be so lit it’s gonna break time and space

          • Kappa Valoroo

            And you have to go to the distortion world to keep your sanity from being to amazed

          • Golden_Flygon

            Nah the Distortion World can’t save you from how fire the theme will be

          • Kappa Valoroo

            ARCeus will have to come down to stop it

          • Golden_Flygon

            But here’s the thing though: his remix’s already banned to AG

          • Kappa Valoroo


            GODly 😉

          • Golden_Flygon

            Pun intended

    • Kappa Valoroo

      That is what it is tho

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • Kappa Valoroo

      You got that So fast!!!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I know, I spent longer SRing for the damn Type:Null to be decent.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Lol, I love that blue

    • zess

      Congrats I’m planning on going after this one after Celebi. I was wondering if mind blown is a move I should be cautious of? For instance will Blacephalon use it to the point of fainting?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I played off of it, I let it use it once then Spored it with Smeargle. You do need to be careful of it though it didn’t use it again I’m not sure if it could. I used a catch power so as to lower the risk. Also Beast Ball helped, luckily I think it suits it best anyway.

        • zess

          Ok. Thanks for the tip.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Having battled many more it seems to only use Mind Blown once. It still has a strong Fire Blast and the Special Attack Aura + Special Attack Beast Boosts help it alot. I am using Gastro Acid to suppress the ability now, you might want to Haze away the Aura Boost too but really as long as it’s halved its’ own HP you can just keep Sporing it as needed.

  • Josh Omega

    So I just found out that my co worker at work who was fired last week has apparently went to i asssume corporate claiming that my boss showed favoritism towards me and that I should have been fired too. Okay then…. was always nice to someone and now I find out they decide to talk crap behind my back. Appreciate that you jerk.

    • Josh Omega

      Sorry had to rant everyone

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Don’t worry, we can understand

        Also sorry I know how that feels☹️

        • Josh Omega

          Yeah it’s annoying that’s for sure. Can’t stand two faced people that’s for sure.

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Especially when they act goody two shoes to everyone else

      • Golden_Flygon

        Perfectly fine Omega

        • Josh Omega

          Thanks flygon.

          • Golden_Flygon

            Any time man.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Sorry that happened, people can be really horrible for no reason.

      • Josh Omega

        It happens. Don’t know what’s going to come of it but whatever happens happens.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Hopefully nothing, not like you’ve done anything wrong.

          • Josh Omega

            Apparently he brought up where I missed work a lot. Reason I missed is that I was actually sick. Have been sick a lot more since I started working there and assume it’s air from the coals mines messing up my Asthma.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Not like it’s your fault. Maybe you should look for another job anyway?

          • Josh Omega

            Oh I am planning to. As soon as I get my license I am planning to get a job a lot closer to home and where I can move around instead of sitting at a desk all day. Telemarketer btw

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well hopefully your health improves when you no longer have to work there.

          • Josh Omega

            Hopefully so. Just about anything would be an improvement at this point.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I also meant to say hope it improves regardless.

          • Josh Omega

            I know fuzz thanks! Really do appreciate it

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Is there a good set for mixed offenses Blacephalon or should I just try for a 0 Attack HP Grass one for my second? Probably won’t try for another Shiny unless it just happens.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Just go for special

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah looks like it can’t pull off mixed at all well.

    • Supertrashgame

      Zero good mixed sets for blacephalon. Just use specs, scarf or z-move.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        What a waste of an attack stat then :/

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Damn, this week keeps getting worse and worse…
    At least Pokémon go added my baby surskit

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Ayyyyyy, sucks to hear about your week

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Agreed agreed
        Masquerain tho

        • Kappa Valoroo

          :3

      • Kappa Valoroo

        THAT was worded very wrong…..

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Could you not sort it out with your teacher at all? Is there anyone you can talk to about things?

  • The battle agency was a pathetic excuse for a new facility

    • Kappa Valoroo

      It’s like they want us to get salty about the removal of the BF

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yeah I’ve been trying it recently and it isn’t good. I can’t even hire stuff above level 50 for teammates because I think it goes by who’s online which is usually barely anyone apparently.

    • Golden_Flygon

      No offense, but I’m gonna have to disagree with this Star. I’m so happy that they brought this facility back in some way.

      • Have you even played it?

        • Golden_Flygon

          You kidding me? Hell yeah

          • I mean enjoy what you want but like…

            What the hell? It’s not even close to the battle factory which is what I assumed it was emulating. It’s just not fun

          • Monkeyfuzz

            At least in the factory you could team up with actual characters.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      It wouldn’t have been if they brought finger guns

      • Kappa Valoroo

        They should of made it an entrance pose

  • https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b7349a8659550898757c276bb17517192fbdff1b037829dd778e9a693bd103b.png
    I never really noticed how differently Toei drew Sonic (Well, it’s not much, but you get my point)

    • I love that style so much more. It conveys so much more personality and is just so much more appealing

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Can they make a cartoon in this style plz?

  • Sunniera 2.0

    Pokémon Go has been quite fun, I caught a bunch of new Pokémon. Especially Altaria! My next goal is to obtain a Shiny Altaria! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb747b9232df5a29880d4095ad67b9aafd155f73bcab8c62f0e5d024a0c04f5b.png

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Altaria is a gyarados btw, 400 candies

      • Sunniera 2.0

        I know, it took me like an hour to get that many.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          How do you get candies so fast!?!?

          • Sunniera 2.0

            …I know a guy…

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Hey kid, can you come into my truck? I have Swablu candies…

          • Sunniera 2.0

            I think we are thinking of different people. The guy I know drives a white van.

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Oh… the guy that lives around where I live has a bunch of these in his window https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0eddcd50c1be33932ca9d151df84ff451e6c323715e2a6fa5e3b985facfe4c66.jpg

          • Sunniera 2.0

            Is there a front to that plush, or did the developers decide that added anything more than that fine rear would ruin perfection?

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Nope! The plush is literally called the “Swablu buttox plush”

  • Golden_Flygon

    Just realized that I haven’t tried out the new mons on Showdown. I forgot to do this after USUM but really wanted to. But anyway, are there any particular USUM mons that I should try out first?

    • Supertrashgame

      I hear stakataka is a monster in uu.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Wait.. really? That extremely suprises me

        • Supertrashgame

          You’re not the only one that’s surprised. Everyone thought it was gonna be trash, but since it uses the rock/steel typing offensively, it’s pretty good.

          • Golden_Flygon

            Woah. Is it because of Trick Room?

          • Supertrashgame

            It’s definitely because of trick room.

          • Golden_Flygon

            This makes me so happy that Stakataka has a place in competitive play. I loved its design and hoped that it a place in the meta despite its typing in hype season

          • Supertrashgame

            It’s also viable in vgc. So if singles aren’t your thing, you can use it there.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Whelp Whitney was a disappointment. Was very easy to beat her and my highest leveled Pokemon was my Bayleef at 20. Clefairy was nothing. Then Got a Poison Powder off on Miltank and that was all she wrote. Only casualty was Phanpy. which is unfortunate as I love Phanpy. Well anyway it’s done and I didn’t even need a fighting type move. Gen 2 Whitney you disappoint me

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Is there a specific button combo to SR in Crystal? Or is it just tapping the screen and hitting reset?

    • EarthenWarrior

      start+select+A+B it blows dookie

      what are you SRing

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Going for a Sudowoodo. Because why not? Not like I’m in a hurry to beat Crystal or anything lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          be easier to SOS a Bonsly

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Yeah, but sometimes easier isn’t more satisfying. If I get overly bored with it I can always stop, but for now I’m ok with this.

          • EarthenWarrior

            crazy motherf*cker gonna be watering that thing for days

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Says the one SRing for a shiny celebi

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t make me make my Hippowdon eat you

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Don’t make my Jirachi erase your hippodon from existence 🙂

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Maybe, but again if I get bored oh well whatever happens happens

          • Monkeyfuzz

            are you doing it so it says it’s from Johto?

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Yeah sure why not XP

  • TheReece25

    -How come Real Life be like:
    *Sees new insect for first time
    * Looks like Giant Bee Hummingbird mixture
    * Finds Bee Hummingbird on Google…
    WUUUT DA FUUQ!!! *_*
    Keep That THING Away From Me!!!

    -Pokemon Life:
    Sees Crazy tall Human like abomination with hand for head…
    * Awesome *_*

    Don’t even get me started on that crazy giant fly wasp thing that was on my car…
    And I Swear I saw a tiny flying almost translucent scorpion on my mom’s windshield when I was in North Carolina.. *_*

    • TheReece25

      Ah.. I googled… It was a scorpion fly.. mecoptera … Ughhhhh

      • Kappa Valoroo

        That should be a pokwmon

        • TheReece25

          It’s giant stinger is actually….. It’s giant stinnnger 0;)

          Barf

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Stingerception

    • What are you on about

      • Kappa Valoroo

        RL vs Pokemon

  • Kappa Valoroo
    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Nice deer

    • Sunniera 2.0

      Little did we know that it was not the circled creature that is the Pokémon, but the human in front of it.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Go! Alolan youngster Joey! Use Bite!

    • Deerlia

      it’s underdoge!

  • Josh Omega

    Well I came to a tough decision. Discussed it with my dad who is my boss at work and have decided it’s best for me to leave. My health has gotten bad since I started working there. Have asthma really bad and the coal mines have had a negative effect on me. Have had so many bad coughing spells the past few months to the point I was short of breath and it messed with my immune system as well. My health comes first and hopefully in doing this I can get tons of practice driving in and hopefully in next month or so finally get my license and hopefully another job. And thanks to everyone earlier for the support I really do appreciate it

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Hope you feel better soon!

      • Josh Omega

        Thank you!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Hope it works out for you.

      • Josh Omega

        Thank you!

    • EarthenWarrior

      Coal mining sounds like fun to me but deep down I believe it’s physically exhausting labor
      I just fantasize smashing rocks all day

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I bet you do 😉

      • Josh Omega

        I actually didn’t coal mine, was a telemarketer at a cemetery lol although smashing rocks does sound like fun I will admit!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Hopefully exiting out of this job benefits your health, sucks that this has been happening to you

      • Josh Omega

        Thank you and that’s the hope. Already planning to go driving with my good friend Tuesday. My plan is to use this time to get my license before my birthday in March

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Back in Red and Green (Blue overseas), we created the so called ”Hidden Machines”. It was a way to progress through the game when you obtained a badge and you can cut down a tree or light up a cave. We made it unforgettable on purpose because once you’re on an island and you were to forget Surf or Fly, there was no way you could escape. Starting in Diamond and Pearl, we noticed that a lot of players used Bidoof and Bibarel as an Hidden Machine user. This saddened us, as it meant that players didn’t fully see the true potential of a certain Pokémon. In Black and White, we made the amounts of HMs smaller so players were obligated to teach their Pokémon that they had on their party Surf or Strength. We thought this was a good way to strenghten your bond with your Pokémon. In X and Y, we put Bidoof into the game to make players see what a cool Pokémon it can be, but players still used it as a means to use Hidden Machines on it. We started to brainstorm some ideas on what we can do in Sun and Moon and we got the idea for Poke Ride. This meant that there was no requirement for Hidden Machines anymore. Poke Ride will be an exclusive feature to Sun and Moon only so in future instalments of the franchise, we have to think of other ways but we can assure you, Hidden Machines are gone for good.”

    HMS ARE GONE

    • Kappa Valoroo

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        YEEEE

    • Ultron

      Well this is good and bad. Disappointed because I wanted to see better pokeride options. The pokemon they chose were just okay. At least HMs are gone. Hilarious to see them acknowledge Bibarel as an hm slave. I mean, clearly they had to know considering they gave it such a huge range of HMs.

    • Josh Omega

      I wonder what will replace the ride system. Maybe all Pokémon will have abilities outside on field? Example all water Pokémon can surf, all large flying Pokémon can fly you to places etc.

  • Of course they’re removing pokeride -.-

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      HMS are gone

    • Ultron

      Honestly shocks me. I just don’t understand the exclusivity thing they do.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Pokebarel

      all pokeride features are removed for bibarel

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Pokebarrel, all features are removed and you just sit in a barrel.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          Pokebar

          The adult characters take you to a bar and you play a minigame to get drunk

      • Golden_Flygon

        I’m all up for Biberal Glide

        • Kappa Valoroo

          And Bibarel ride ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Golden_Flygon

            Awwww yeeeaaa

    • Kuppo

      Good.

      They can make a better replacement for HMs

      • Or they can just expand on the feature?

    • Butter Geek

      what???

  • EarthenWarrior

    I have nothing to say or to do therefore I retire for the night
    In my absence I leave this image, enjoy
    http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/asshanimals/dolphins3.jpg

    • Kappa Valoroo

      OMG ITS THE NEW GENERATION 8 FIRE WATER DOLPHIN 11!!!!!!!1!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        No I translated the water and there are character and tense errors so it looks like it’s fake.

        • Kappa Valoroo

          I knew it…. This is the new concept art isn’t it… Screw the bad Japanese

  • Golden_Flygon

    My god the music at the Olympics is amazing

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I know right!

  • Kappa Valoroo

    . . . Why is pokeradar soooo annoying?

    And also WHY DID THEY LOCK THE CONTROL PAD WITH ROLLER SKATES?IT HAS RUINED SOO MANY CHAINS

  • Golden_Flygon

    And wow Dusk Mane Necrozma is so much fun to use on Showdown. Prism Armor helps, and the move pool Necrozma has is really helpful with Dusk Mane (such as SD, Automize).

  • Kappa Valoroo

    This place is as dead as a doornail so Night!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Night

  • Gamer Dragon07
    • zess

      Wow and they’re all blue! At any rate congrats on your newest editions!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s your capture team like for wormholes?

    • Golden_Flygon

      But in all seriousness, congrats Gamer!

  • Josh Omega
  • Brenda

    Gℴℴgle offers the people $98/hr to complete small jobs from home .. Do job for only few peroid of time daily & spend more time together with your family … any individual can join this easy work!!!this Tuesday I bought a gorgeous Lotus Elise just after earnin $16200 this-past/six weeks .it’s actually the easiest job however you could no longer forgive yourself if you don’t view it.!qf092z:> http://GoogleDataEarnFreeMoneyEarnQuickMoney/get/$99/eachhour ♥♥♥k♥♥n♥v♥x♥♥s♥♥d♥♥♥r♥♥♥r♥♥♥v♥u♥♥v♥♥♥f♥y♥♥z♥♥v♥i♥♥q♥a♥♥t♥♥♥b♥c♥m♥♥♥c♥i♥♥♥q:::::!bf893i:wky

  • Butter Geek

    I love bibarel, so the fact that GF used it as the main argument against HMs is just realyly nice

  • zess

    https://youtu.be/LgOHSWyG-PM I’m in love!!!😍 can’t wait for this game!!

    • Josh Omega

      Did you see the new theme by Hikari? It’s so good!!!

      • zess

        No I haven’t do you have a link? Also I’m so glad this game is due this year!

        • zess

          Nvm I see it up above lol

          • Josh Omega

            Was about to tell you lol

  • Josh Omega

    https://youtu.be/Zc2vEr-618g New theme by Hikari for KH3!!!!! So excited for this game! Problem is I need a PS4👀 got plenty of time at least

    • zess

      Beautiful! Also if you have a 4k tv I’d definitely recommend the PS4 Pro.

      • Josh Omega

        I may get one once I get another job. My PS3 is on its legs I think so would be worth it eventually

  • Belladonna
    • Monkeyfuzz

      Cell…Frieza?

      • Belladonna

        RuPaul’s Drag(on Ball) Race

    • Golden_Flygon

      Unseen gameplay footage of Dragonball FighterZ

  • Monkeyfuzz

    We honestly need a held item that boosts synchronizers nature effect to 100%, mine keeps not working and it’s getting ridiculous.

    • Ultron

      And let synchronize work on event pokemon :I

    • EarthenWarrior

      I feel that takes away any sense of challenge and luck
      Then what’s the point if we can just guarantee it will be perfect it’s no better than hacking

      • Ultron

        If they really wanted it to be challenging then they wouldn’t have synchronize at all. At least by making it 100% it removes incentive to hack in the first place.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        How is it automatically perfect? It’s just the nature, not the IVs etc.

  • Ultron

    Shiny Minun is so good I just wish that shiny Plusle wasn’t just a darker red…Orange or pink would’ve been nice.

    • EarthenWarrior

      dumb rats

      • Ultron

        I hate them too, but love me a good shiny

  • EarthenWarrior

    0_o……

    • this is the worst thumbnail I have ever seen

  • Butter Geek

    Starting to learn acoustic guitar from yt turorials

  • EarthenWarrior

    UGH WHY THE FREAKING HELL IS THIS THING NOT SHINY NEARLY TWO DAMN WEEKS AND NOTHING

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Was crying for two hours after seeing the new KH3 trailer and listening to the new theme song. 12 years i’ve waited for this, its getting so close now.

    • Daedardus

      Hyperbole or did you literally cry?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I literally cried yes

  • Hayley Waalen

    I’ll take Swablu

    • Monkeyfuzz

      GL getting it to evolve.

  • Ultron

    Whattt why is it 400 candies to evolve Swablu

    • Niantic are a bunch of d*cks

  • Govnah
  • Belladonna

    First random shiny since Gen 6 and it’s my favourite Pokémon!? 😀

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d737d3ac07a22b70e85487a744015bbc9dc7a634b99214517e2fe402a16e1b0c.jpg

    • Golden_Flygon

      Nice! What was the shiny back in Gen 6?

      • Butter Geek

        Purple instead of blue. I know cause I caught one in XY postgame

        • Belladonna

          You missed the point so hard it flew to Jupiter and circled back before missing your head a second time

      • Belladonna

        Hippopotas iirc

        • Golden_Flygon

          Cool, it’s a solid shiny

  • Golden_Flygon

    I have to say, I LOVE the Totem fights in USUM. Almost all of them (except the first one) are upgraded and they have really smart techniques in their fights (such as SR+Tailwind Skarmory with a Super Fang Dedenne with that annoying Totem Togedemaru set) that really make it challenging.

  • Listen up sluts when you see my boy Seraph on here you better tell him happy birthday and give him all the love and attention and if you don’t I’m goona come to your house and beat the shiiit out of you

    • Golden_Flygon

      Aight

    • Kuppo

      You’re scaring me and I think that that’s the idea

    • Govnah

      how bout no

    • Belladonna

      No. He’ll get a merry birthaversary and he’ll like it.

    • No… reason not to 😀

      Happy Birthday Seraph!!! 🎂🎉🎈

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I haven’t gotten a chance to watch the trailers yet, but from the screenshots I’m so excited for Kingdom Hearts 3!!! Looks so good. Also it sounds like they’re still aiming to get it out by this year? If Pokemon comes out anytime close to it I’ll be VERY busy in the winter.

  • Alpha Sapphire planned team

    https://i.imgur.com/yZ8EK28.png?1

    • Belladonna

      You’ll be able to Mega 3/3 teammates in the main campaign so it’ll probably be super fun, but Delcatty may be a challenge. That said, cuteness > power.

      • I mean it’s a little overrated but I will never get another chance to use it.

        A little sad I cant use Breloom tho

        • Butter Geek

          I remember one playthrough of Or I did with Sceptile, Breloom and Tropius on my team

        • Don’t you mean under?

          I almost never hear it mentioned. There’s barely any fan art of it. It sadly is competitively poor (Though it works great paired with Toarkoal in comp. running Chlorphyl with Solar Beam and having Defog).

          • Well idk I see a lot of people adore the thing

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    Man oh man I really want a direct to happen soon! Or just some more rumors! Something to talk about haha!!!

  • Butter Geek

    GF: We want people to see how cool Bibarel is in XY
    A reasonable person: Give it a cool and comp good mega
    GF: Naaaaah, we’ll just put Bidoof in the wild

    • I dont know why they like Bibarel so much lol

      • Butter Geek

        I hope they give it something cool in Sinnoh remakes

  • so a few years ago this video blew up in the SU fandom

    and a couple days ago I woke up with this song in my head so I looked it up and started listening to it. I really loved how happy and unique it was and I just kinda had it on loop. Yesterday autoplay went to another song by the same girl and now like…

    I really fuckin love her music?

  • Golden_Flygon

    That moment you realized that a lot of your favorite mons are coincidentally from Hoenn:
    – Flygon
    – Metagross
    – Pelipper
    – Cradily
    – Breloom
    – Swellow
    – Swampert
    – Sceptile
    – Slaking
    – Aggon
    – Lotad
    – Medicham

  • Butter Geek

    I just found the angriest eyes in history
    https://youtu.be/1u9XBhI0d9s

  • I think this is a fitting name and avatar for winter :3

  • Belladonna
  • Daedardus

    Talk trash again and you’ll get the week off, even if you have 5000+ comments to your name.

  • List of gay Pokémon characters:

    All of them

    • Butter Geek

      What if Ash is Gay?

      • I said all of them

        • InfinityD4

          does Bruno Mars is Gay?

    • Belladonna

      Counter point: Looking at Hala would turn any gay man straight, hence they cannot all be gay due to the Androheteroconversion Radius around Hala (which is approximately the size of Iki Town)

      • Butter Geek

        But it also turns any straight man gay, soooooo

      • Kuppo

        But characters like Ilima has an Androhomoconversion radius so

        • Unless you’re a lesbian like me then it’s still androheteroconversion

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Harley?

      • InfinityD4

        I forgot about him, he even uses a feminine version of I to refer to Himself in the Japanese Verson.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Clay

      • EarthenWarrior

        don’t go there

  • Butter Geek

    I don’t know how to play guitar, but d*mn are the sounds it makes satisfying

    • Belladonna

      Electric guitars are the second best instruments after drums

      • Butter Geek

        I like Electric guitars and Drums too, but we had an acoustic guitar at home and I just want to learns any instrument so I’ll try to learn this

      • Kuppo

        And drums are the second best after

        Violin
        Viola
        Cello
        Double bass
        Timpani
        Acoustic guitar
        Piccolo
        Clarinet
        Bassoon
        Harp
        Piano
        Flute
        Clarinet

        fite me

        • Belladonna

          All wrong, drums and electric guitar are best because they’re perfect for eachother

          • Kuppo

            But you know what insteumein is perfect for those two

            A bass guitar 👌🔥

          • Belladonna

            They dropped it

      • The trumpet says hi

        • Kuppo

          Trumpets are overrated

          French horns and trombones trumps over them any day 👁‍🗨

    • Belladonna

      No one mention Marina’s partner because we’re not allowed to talk trash

      • I’m her partner shh

        • Kuppo

          So his point stands still

          Jk pls don’t kill me

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        That’s why people picked Diamond

    • Butter Geek

      There’s some size inconsistency between this drawing of Marina and the last one (idk if that’s on purpose or not)

      • Slightly different style and I wasn’t trying hard on that one.

  • InfinityD4

    Well I have no idea what the Flicky is going on here.

  • Butter Geek

    Pearl vs Pearl
    who wins?

    • EarthenWarrior

      they would splat themselves trying to shoot one another

      • Butter Geek

        no
        Huge Forehead Pearl vs Pearl birb mom

    • Hmm I assume SU Pearl v.s. Splatoon one

      SU Pearl

    • Belladonna

      Honestly? Inklings are probably the only enemies Gems could win against because they have such a stupidly flawed design point it hurts. Anything that can pierce them will break their gem or poof them, Inklings can’t do that.

      • Butter Geek

        But they can dodge attacks or just protect their gem?

        • Belladonna

          They have like no armour and most characters would be able to outsmart their dodge

    • Kuppo

      Mutually assumed destruction

      Please

      For a better world

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      The inkling one simply because the ink/paint would be able to warp the art style of the gem pearl so much that she implodes

  • EarthenWarrior

    Butters if you’re gonna learn to play a guitar you need a proper vessel

  • Belladonna

    Opinions on Alola having so many non GL/E4 type specialists? And yes, Sina is an Ice specialist. Deal with it.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I like it simply because each type gets some form of representation.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Btw Happy Birthday Seraph 🎊🎉

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          >w<

    • Kuppo

      I find it cool for type representation but ehhh, I’d rather have more trainers with mixed teams tbh

    • Golden_Flygon

      Pretty neat because they’re trainers you wouldn’t expect to specialize in a type

    • Butter Geek

      I love that, IMO
      regions should have 1 specialist of each type

      (Not two *looks at Faba*)

      • Ah Faba… literally the one character I truely dislike from Gen.7

  • EarthenWarrior

    Seraph is today your special day?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Yep it is

  • Belladonna

    Celebrations of the Annual Remembrance of Post-Natal Existence @spectralseraph:disqus

  • Daedardus

    Happy birthday Seraph! Enjoy this “Get out of ban free” card*!

    *Card only valid on birthday. Expires when getting banned.

    • I’ll keep note of this for when my birthday comes around

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Does it have one of those fancy borders on it?

  • EarthenWarrior
  • InfinityD4

    Oh it’s Seraph’s Birthday. Your Birthday is Umbrella Day. Do what you will with this information.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    There’s a person smoking here and if I breathe another ounce of said smoke in, I’m going to literally shove the cigarette down their throat and cover their nose until they asphyxiate and die 🙂

  • Golden_Flygon
    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      All my bois >w<
      I like the drifloon chillin in the first one

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Star knows where this was from

    He attac
    He protec
    But most importantly
    He his own snacc

  • Butter Geek

    For Sinnoh remakes I’m gonna breed a Shiny Driftblim and name it The Odyssey

  • Belladonna

    Pokemon that you never expected to like until you used them?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Bewear
      Crustle
      Sigilyph
      Doublade (I knew Aegislash was gonna be amazing but I thought the grind would be ass)

      On the other end.. I expected I’d like Cofagrigus and… well

    • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron

      Miltank. Love it now
      Mimikyu. Absolutely love it now

    • Belladonna

      Pinsir
      Sigilyph
      Druddigon
      Ariados
      Aggron

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        AYYYY SIGILYPH BUDDIES 😀

    • Kuppo

      Girafarig
      Crustle
      Vanilluxe

    • Golden_Flygon

      Flygon
      Heliolisk
      Slaking
      Sandslash
      Conkeldurr
      Cradily

    • Simisage
      Beheeyem
      Bisharp
      Alolan Raichu
      Shiinotic
      Honchkrow
      Lycanroc Midnight
      Cradilly dilly
      Arbok
      Avalugg
      Gogoat
      Blastoise
      Glalie
      and Walrein

  • Ultron

    Anyone who thinks Castforms “baubles” look more like testicles than boobs is wrong.

  • Belladonna

    I want to get wasted like Vanilluxe’s 95 attack stat

    • Ultron

      Or like Klinklangs 100 attack stat

      • Belladonna

        Shift Gear and Gear Grind beg to differ

        • Ultron

          It’s just dumb because they gave it a largely special movepool

          • Belladonna

            True, but it’s far from as wasted as other stats considering Gear Grind/Wild Charge/Return/Shift Gear is viable

          • Belladonna

            in game i mean

          • Ultron

            I guess its special movepool is what’s getting wasted then lol

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Or decidueyes 100 special attack stat

      • Ultron

        Happy birthday, by the way.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Thankyuuu

      • Belladonna

        Again, nowhere near as wasted as Vanilluxe’s. Nasty Plot/Energy Ball/Shadow Ball/Filler compared to… Icicle Spear and Return…

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Why though? It has moves that do that damage and better

          • Belladonna

            I’m not saying it’s good, but there’s Pokemon with far more wasted stats out there.

    • Or Wobbufet’s and Pyukumuku’s attack/sp. Attack stats when they learn 0 moves of either

      Unless your saying Bide, Mirror Coat and Counter all still use stats in spite of they use the attack used on them 2x back

      • Belladonna

        It’s different. Those aren’t detracting from other stats, they just need those filler stats because no Pokemon can have 0 attack and it’s used for misc calculations like Foul Play. Also, both can use Z-Moves which do use those stats.

        • Which reminds me. Why is Pyukumuku so slow? Like I understand it wouldn’t be fast, but really? it’s as fast as a Rock creature and furry fat baby?

          • Belladonna

            Sea cucumbers aren’t known for moving.

  • Butter Geek

    If GF will make more regions based on States, can we please get one based on Alaska

    • Ultron

      At that point just base it on Canada

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Just watched the new KH3 trailers. I’M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!! It looks amazing! The new theme is good, but I still like the songs from the first and second more. It’s kind of cool that this one seems to take all of the mechanics of the other games and uses them ins super fun ways. I plan on playing through the series again in the summer so it should be cool to get through them all and have the 3rd be a culmination of everything. I think this is likely the last game in the main part of the series. It kind of seems like everything is coming to a head. Should be really fun!! Can’t wait!!

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Oh also I find it HILARIOUS that Riku basically just looks like Noctis form FF15 only with silver hair hahahaha

  • Belladonna

    And with Mauve the Poipole evolving against the URS’s inferior Poipole, I’ve now used every Poison-type in the game besides Nihilego in a team.

    • Replay SuMo catch one in USUM and trade it over then you can use Niheligo in a play through

      • Belladonna

        It’s Level 55 or 60 depending on which game it comes from so I wouldn’t say it’s a great option a playthrough.


  • Ngl, this looks really cool

  • Butter Geek

    American Online #1: Hey you know that phrase we use a lot
    American Online #2: ye
    American Online #1: let’s use an acronym of it intstead
    AO #2: Lol Ngl Tbf Tbh That sounds like a good idea Imo

    • Exactly, it’s dumb, but we still do it

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      To be fair you talk about Poland every other sentence so

    • Belladonna

      Wow, people use acronyms of their language that people who speak their language can easily understand on sites in their language? Sinners.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      K tyvm, ttfn roflcopterysst.

  • Is there ever a character you play as/use despite them being absolute sh*t or is inferior to other characters?

    • Hit in FighterZ despite him being low tier, I’m actually pretty good as him.

      • Also, SSJ Vegeta is kind of a pocket main for me, despite him being the actual worst character in the game

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Why is he worst?

          • I’m not sure

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He was OK when I played the demo. I used him, SS kid Gohan and 18.

    • InfinityD4

      The 90% of Pokemon that aren’t Competitively Viable and even if they Were I wouldn’t go through the hell of IV and Move Breeding.

    • Belladonna

      Yang is absolute garbage in the solo mode of RWBY Grimm Eclipse compared to her team mates but I play her for the memes

      • I need to get that game

        • Belladonna

          It’s good with friends and decent enough solo, but you can really tell it’s the studio’s first game

          • I guess, from what I can tell, the character models are kinda emotionless

          • Belladonna

            They actually downgraded from the models they used in show to the ones in the game because they couldn’t get it to run well for most people on PC. And the new models just suck at portraying emotion, not even any animated talking heads during dialogue to emote.

    • For me in Yo-kai Watch its Pallysol
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc31366689e1649fff8728ae2c069a20fa3f80dcbd0f15b7291a25212cf3447e.png

      This thing is the lowest rank in the game and is an Attacker in the Healing group. But… I love it and it’s fusion evolution is one that I down right hate. So I use one when ever I play Yo-kai Watch 2

      • InfinityD4

        WHY, WHY IS THERE A HYPHEN!

        • Butter Geek

          So when you talk about the games and a dude named Kai walks by, there will be a funny misunderstanding

          • InfinityD4

            I have no idea how, but this, Glitter Force, and MatPat get me angry in the sorta half-assed way I get about Herr Cheese Nips.

          • InfinityD4

            well more defeatedly-angry.

        • I was never sure… I assumed it was the way the word is

          • InfinityD4

            What word in any language contains a hyphen?

          • Belladonna

            co-operate

          • InfinityD4

            Eh it’s a Prefix

    • EarthenWarrior

      Wario in Smash…

    • Golden_Flygon

      I try to use Ana sometimes in Overwatch (even though she’s very difficult to use as a healer)

  • Butter Geek

    New 4chan leak:
    Pokemon Deja Vu and Pokemon Running in the 90s coiming March 2019 to the Nintendo Switch with Pokemon Gas Gas Gas releasing christmas 2019 along with Nintendo Switch Xl

  • Butter Geek

    The best part is at 3:58

  • Oh I remember now what I got online to do

    WT Actual F!

    There are now 11 regional exclusives in Gen.3
    The opposites:
    Plusle+Minun (maybe 9 cause these guys got back together for now), Volbeat+Illumise, Solrock+Lunatone and Zangoose+Seviper

    Singles:
    Relicanth, Torkoal and now f*cking Tropius

    Let me guess the remaining Pokémon to not be in Go (Spinda, Clampearl, Nicada and Keckleon) all will be too? Gosh damn it!!

    • Kappa Valoroo

      WHY?!?!?

  • Daedardus

    Y’all new some actually good bad music!

    • Kuppo

      The tomatoes one is infuriatingly catchy tho

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • Butter Geek
    • Belladonna

      Real talk: I like the good this meme did, so can we let it die in peace?

    • A R E Y O U A R E A L V I L L A I N ?

    • Daedardus

      Have you checked out the music I posted? I want to know what English people think of it lol.

      • Butter Geek


        im not english

        • Daedardus

          Or w/e, just (some of) watch them.

  • Butter Geek

    What pokemon do you think would exist if the games were R rated? Like for example a Grass/Psychic Weed mon

    • Daedardus

      Don’t go there please, we had enough of inappropriate sex talk.

      • Butter Geek

        There are many non-sexual R rated topic that are SFW

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          But let’s be honest you probably weren’t thinking of the SFW ones were you?

      • Belladonna

        Compared to appropriate sex talk? :p

    • Belladonna

      Dark-type Team Rocket logo

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Looks like we’re getting a pirate region

    • Kuppo

      Post apocalyptic world where Pokemon take over humans in a bloody conflict

    • Ultron

      That’s difficult to speculate about. I’m not entirely sure the designs would change much, just the pokemon characteristics would be even darker at times.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Isn’t that what’s happening now?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Steel/Fighting Knuckle Dusters.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Ugandan knuckles
      He spits on the opposing Pokémon, causing them to disinagrate

    • I will be honest

      I had an idea yesterday about a pudding Pokémon, but then thought of emojis and this name was what I got

      Poodding
      Poison/Ground type

  • InfinityD4

    anyone here have something they’re defeatedly angry about? like something that pisses you off but you can’t do anything about other than stew in your own anger?

    • EarthenWarrior

      literally everything

    • Belladonna

      Nope. Usually I vent my anger or do something about it. And I’m usually not that ‘angry’, just petty or bitchy

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh the sounds of a door chime of greasy spoon in the wee hours in the night, the streets barely lit and the pitter patter of a soothing yet melancholic rain… no rush to go home but a desire to be somewhere…the house surrounded by blackness and the only noise coming from my own two feet, slinking back to my den fumbling through the collections for something to watch but none catches my eye as i merely lie face up and stare into the ceiling waiting for something to happen

    • Golden_Flygon

      This is going to sound strange, but I think you’d be great at poetry Earthen (no joke)

      • EarthenWarrior

        “This is going to no strange”? the frack is that

        • Golden_Flygon

          (Sigh) autocorrect. I guess I was typing really fast and it translated it into something else entirely. It’s supposed to say “This is supposed to sound strange.”

          • EarthenWarrior

            oooooooh

          • Golden_Flygon

            Yeah

            Autocorrect can suck sometimes, so that’s why I edit my comments pretty often to fix those mistakes

  • Belladonna

    Does anyone here have characters they’ve made for their own projects? Like, not OCs for an exising franchise, just your own characters.

    • Well, my series is a spinoff of sorts to Pokemon, but it’s pretty different

    • EarthenWarrior

      literally scores….

      My fan game which i’ve been working pretty much from sixth grade is based on a 13yr old Boy with electrical powers and his robotic companion

      Flash & Zap
      Flash Motors: a somewhat laid back youth with a drifter personality leaving home to wander the world, when he was young and hyperactive he got into an accident with a vehicle causing his left arm to be torn off and replaced with a metal prosthetic, his body absorbs light and converts it to electricity which he can channel through his arm

      Zap: zany wacky and happy go lucky, he resembles a red basketball with metal arms and legs and a large fat antenna on his head with a green visor and “anime half circle eyes” joyous and imaginative he welcomes life with cheerful optimism (similar to a young child) he is a defective model of a popular service droid known as Cy-Bots, he is defective due to his bizarre sense of emotion and excessive scatterbrained nature

      • Did you say “drift”?:

        • EarthenWarrior

          well clearly the city planner lacked the hindsight of safety railings

    • I have sooooo many, but the greatest of them is

      Hamsterboy: He’s of a race of hamster like creatures that can speak and are Bipedial. He has a gift which is rare amongst his kind that he can control an elemental power his being wind (Flies, aero kinesis, etc.).

      He’s got the heart of a hero. Has sworn himself to the code of honor for knights. He fights to protect his home and it’s inhabitants from what ever evil decides to drop in.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893
    • Josh Omega

      Can I just say I am most excited about seeing the new starters in the switch game? Not sure why but that’s always what excites me most about new gens

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I’m just exited about the new pokwmon in general! Too bad they already made my perfect mon…

        • Josh Omega

          Oh don’t get me wrong I am excited about all the future mons! But the starters in particular always stand out most to me ^.^ probably because it’s the one Pokémon we will have for most of our journey! And what’s the perfect mon?

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Marshy hehehe

          • Josh Omega

            Marshtomp I assume?

          • Kappa Valoroo

            Marshadow >~<
            Also imagine the shinies🤩

          • Josh Omega

            My bad friend grit about it for some reason lol it’s name at least. And the shinies are pretty exciting as long as they do a good job on them

  • Golden_Flygon

    So I’ve started on another Pokémon play through on Omicron! Previously, I got as far as the cave at Surperior Town. But now I’m making this a full-fledged run through the game.

    I just beat the first gym leader (who was a bit difficult), and I’m currently at the route west of Superior Town. Currently, this is the team:

    Apex
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0500e7818426fe2f1d20e39fc339a64889fb609df5d8482bb623e17d90162d54.gif
    Level 15
    Flame Body
    Bold
    – Brick Break
    – Ember
    – Fire Spin
    – Acid

    Taylor
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e0a974413c6d2e47783280f3b648d710bdb6f9325da335081ffee6d972b1ff8.gif
    Intimidate
    Quiet
    – Tackle
    – Quick Attack
    – Growl
    – Wing Attack

    Toad https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2081278b85ab676e9f1af5a4bb06ffd6053eb02ab57395d6fa359d7be0181f73.gif
    Effect Spore
    Sassy
    – Headbutt
    – Absorb
    – Leech Seed
    – Stun Spore

    Gonna be real honest, Toad is the GOAT on this team. He saved me so much in the 1st gym

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Rom hack?

      • Golden_Flygon

        Yep


  • Gonna repost this because maybe no one saw it. Yeah, let’s go with that weak excuse

  • Belladonna

    Coolest weapon you’ve ever seen (real or fictional)

  • Belladonna

    So how many people are gonna meme about having characters from this game (which is a crossover in the first place) in Smash?

  • Sunniera 2.0
    • Sunniera 2.0

      Now that I read through the comments, I realized that it is Seraph’s Birthday. As a present, I’ll trade you this green thing for any fodder Pidgey that you have.

  • Kappa Valoroo

    Happy birthday Seraph!

    • Kappa Valoroo

      DANG I missed so much

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Kingdom Hearts 3 will run on a steady 60fps and 1040p on the PS4 Pro lmaoooooo how are they pulling that off man square enix are a cheat code

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      1040 and not 1080? Weird

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I meant 1080 was very excited when i typed the post lol

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          I was gonna say that’s a very odd res for a game running in 60fps haha

  • Kappa Valoroo

    Trying to bring this place back to life….

    If you were in the Pokémon world, what occupation would you have? What would be your main? Where would you live?

    • Golden_Flygon

      Photographer, Flygon/Breloom, Alola

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Breloom would be helpful with that job

        • Golden_Flygon

          How so?

          • Kappa Valoroo

            He could use spores to make the Pokémon slower and more tired

          • I don’t think that’s very ethical lol

          • Kappa Valoroo

            True :/

          • Golden_Flygon

            That could work, didn’t think about that

    • Still would be an artist I guess. I could be a contest star I guess though

      Lopunny

      Castelia City

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I would be a contest star, using a Masquerain and a shiny Leafeon

      Side hobbies are shiny hunting, although it is MUCH harder whithout methods.

      That’s it!

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Also unova probably near Village Bridge

    • Josh Omega

      I would be a Pokémon trainer for sure traveling the world! Main would probably be Sceptile/mega Sceptile. If I had to have a never evolving Pokémon that went everywhere with me like pikachu with ash probably aipom!

      • Kappa Valoroo

        So doing gyms? Or would you prefer trials.

  • Gamer Dragon07

    This boy I caught during the late hours of night, just when I was gonna give up SOS chaining for the night this shiny appears. I wasn’t even trying to get a good nature and yet I got lucky with a Timid nature
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00a2f5371345e33d3c6a8e22e21e19de40c4406409773cc84cb7e60a1de86d69.jpg

    • Kappa Valoroo

      AWESOME! I LOVE MAREEP

    • Josh Omega

      cotton candy sheep!

    • Breep breep what an adorable shiny Mareep

    • Kappa Valoroo

      The fairies proceed to rip apart the opposing team, laughing

      Naw they are too cute for that

  • Kappa Valoroo

    In future games I want each region to have its own political system and identity. That’s why Alola stands out so much. They tried with Kalos and Unova but they could do so much more. . .

    • What

    • Kuppo

      Uh, I can kinda see the political system in Alola, but in Unova Or Kalos?

      You should elaborate a little lo

    • ???

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Like, trials, and a unique spin on the champion etc… something to make each riegon unique to themselves and have a new twist on the classic formula

  • ShinyXatu

    Pearl and Marina amiibo were just announced!!! I’ve been thinking about getting into amiibo collecting at some point (I haven’t acquired any new ones since Wolf Link), and this is a good starting point.
    http://i.4cdn.org/v/1518339056690.jpg

  • Golden_Flygon

    Anybody here?

    • Belladonna

      no

      • Golden_Flygon

        :/

    • Daedardus

      Me neither

    • Just stopping by for a quick attack moment

      • Golden_Flygon

        You’re gonna have to emergency exit?

    • EarthenWarrior

      To answer this question thou must go on a perilous quest; transverse impossible mountains, dreadful seas and other realms fraught with danger: bring me the Sword of Zanthar which lies at the top of Mount Doommore and fulfill your destiny

      • Deerlia

        Have you even done that, Rockyman?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Something similar but more so just falling in a random ditch and just happen to discover an ancient tomb containing the Soul Scepter of Alylizia a Elemental Goddess of Earth

    • Deerlia

      *Lampshade over head*
      Nope, just a lifeless lamp, deer.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Nope!

  • EarthenWarrior

    i had a very interesting dream last night, i was STILL shiny hunting Celebi and i ran in circles in anger and i found a golden Paras….i was thinking cool…but as i tried to capture it it was attacked and killed by a Shiny Raticate….

    • Deerlia

      I had a dream where I had a bodygaurd of a shiny Buzzwole named Lightyear and he got very creative with how he attacked any threats to me.
      For some reason, he kept saying “Buzzwole to the rescue!” when you pressed his chest.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        That’s cute!

      • *sees the name Lightyear*
        To infinity, A N D B E Y O N D

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I had a dream where I found a shiny Arceus, but then it removed me from existence

    • Ultron

      It’s haunting your dreams now

      • Kappa Valoroo

        it’ll take everything away from him

        • Ultron

          Maybe a Hypno was standing over his pillow using dream eater

  • Golden_Flygon

    Holy fucc my Pelipper is destroying everything at the Battle Tree with Scald and Hurricane

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Drizzle helps.

      • Golden_Flygon

        It really does, it’s insane how powerful it makes Scald along with STAB

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I was more referring to how it boosts Hurricane to 100% accuracy but that too.

          • Golden_Flygon

            Oh ok, but yeah firing off a 100% 110 power attack is really nice

            And when you give it a sharp beak (did that for the main game), it just leaves nothing standing

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Does the rain last long enough to not use Damp Rock? You can’t be coming up against many Electric types.

          • Golden_Flygon

            Yeah the duration is usually fine without the Damp Rock

  • EarthenWarrior

    so i want some opinions on something different

    http://bfa.wowhead.com/dressing-room#ot0q0zJ80mkVz0cmc08MpA808GDg8zfM8Pde8zmw8s4387Vs42808aIQ808Cho86O8s4n808s41808TWG8zVO87M

    in the late summer Battle for Azeroth is launching and i decided to race change one of my toons into the very popular Zandalari troll and i wanted an look that screams primal voodooist

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Might give up on my second Blacepholon for now, I don’t like how I can’t check its’ Hidden Power immediately because of the forced Rainbow Rocket thing starting and having to do a Battle Agency Battle for stupid Sophocles.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      I hate that RR thing! I’ve had to do it 3 times

      • Monkeyfuzz

        4 for me so far, at least I know the attack stat I’m aiming for before checking, trying to get it with 0 on the IV.

  • Golden_Flygon

    Rank all the evil teams:
    1. Team Plasma
    2. Team Galactic
    3. Team Skull
    4. Team Aqua
    5. Team RR
    6. Aether Paradise (You don’t have to include this one since they’re borderline on being bad)
    7. Team Rocket
    8. Team Flare
    9. Team Magma

    • Monkeyfuzz

      1. Plasma
      2. Skull
      3. Galactic
      4. Aqua
      5. Magma
      6. Rocket
      7. Aether Paradise
      8. Flare

      Haven’t done RR episode yet.

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Plasma
      Galactic
      Aqua/Magma
      Skull
      Flare
      RR
      Rocket

    • Ultron

      1. Galactic
      2. Plasma
      3. Skull
      4. Aqua
      5. Magma
      6. Rocket
      7. Aether
      8. Rainbow Rocket

      9. Flare

    • 1. Rocket
      2. Galactic
      3. Magma
      4. Skull
      5. Aqua
      6. Plasma
      7. Aether
      8. Flare

      I also have not fought RR yet

      • Magma is so high put of respect that Maxie sweeped my team in Emerald with only Crobat

    • Butter Geek

      1. Team Skull
      2. Team Galactic
      3. Team RR
      4. Team Rocket
      5. Team Aqua
      6. Aether Paradise
      7. Team Plasma
      8. Team Magma
      10. Team Flare

    • Kuppo

      1. Plasma
      2. Skull
      3. Magma
      4. Galactic
      5. Rocket
      6. Aether
      7. Aqua
      8. Flare
      9. RR

    • Supertrashgame

      1.Team plasma
      2.Team galactic
      3.Team skull
      4.Team rocket
      5.Team RR
      6.Team flare
      7.Team aqua
      8. Team magma

  • Belladonna

    Favourite area in a Pokemon game in terms of aesthetics, atmosphere, etc?

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Hmmmm
      Probably Village Bridge in Bw/2
      Its so relaxing and I remember searching for a Lapras there

    • Ultron

      Mt Coronet. The music and weather combined with the fear of impending doom are really nice. Those first few seconds of music are the best

      I also love Eterna Forest and Malie City

    • Celestic Town

      If I had to live in the Pokémon world I’d live there bar none

      • Kappa Valoroo

        I love that place

    • Kuppo

      Ice cavern from HGSS

  • Kappa Valoroo


    Here is the full version of the opening song! Its so lively and really well done!

    • Kappa Valoroo


      And the new Ending song

    • Kappa Valoroo

      Why…. They could of given her at least a Dragonite… It looks so weirdly proportioned

    • Ultron

      That’s f*cking amazing, that’s what da f*ck that is. Wish we had this many options in the game. (And wish it was soaring)

      • I was more talking about the Dragonair

        The rest look cool and would love, but that draginair looks unnatural

        • Ultron

          …I was talking about the Dragonair too. I wouldn’t say it’s disproportionate, dragonairs are 13′ long.

          • Those wings… I always thought it just flew by magical means like in the safari zone episode.

          • Ultron

            Maybe for long term flight it extends those wings.

          • Hmm I never thought of it that way

          • Ultron

            Really altaria looks weird to me. It thought it would be fluffier near the torso

          • Now that you mention it, it does look a little too little fluffy

          • Daedardus

            Maybe those are magical wings?

    • EarthenWarrior

      well…their dex entries state they can fly despite having no visible wings and i guess they just added a little…dragonair flair…..i mean in the anime Electivire can extend their tails at greater lengths

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      That’s actually nothing new. In one of the first Pikachu shorts before the first or second movie they showed a Dragonair that did that too.

    • zess

      I love watching the anime for this very reason! They show a pokemons innate abilities that the games sometimes don’t show.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Agreed

    • zess

      Maybe we’ll get more options for Charizard glide in future game? Like if the Pokemon is large enough and can fly you can use it as such. Togekiss would make an awesome ride pokemon in that aspect.

      • Kappa Valoroo

        Soaring plz! If they put that much effort into it then maybe we can see it for more then 5 seconds

  • Belladonna

    The correct answer is always Garchomp.

  • MOTHERFUCKIN MARINA AMIIBOS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS BORN OMG

  • Maple

    Cool gen 3 pokemon, maybe i should give this game a chance because i havent played it since soft launch.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Holy crap Maple dat you?

      • Maple

        It is I. @kuppo @earthenwarrior

    • Kuppo

      Lol maple is that you

  • NicoLito

    @ozymandis:disqus hands down Tropius! It’s so Caribbean with the banana tree vibe and I’m Caribbean so it’d fit nicely here.

  • EarthenWarrior
  • ShinyXatu

    I saw this posted on /v/…probably one of the worst fake leaks I’ve ever seen. Sorry, original artist, but I do like the design. They didn’t even post it in the right place…
    http://i.4cdn.org/v/1518372244977.png

    • lol it’s a recolor of Ursaring

      • Butter Geek

        But it has all that leaves?

      • Josh Omega

        I think that’s the point. It’s probably a regional form of ursarang

    • Kuppo

      You can really tell that that is not made by GF

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      That’s hot. One good thing that’s coming out of all the fake “confidential” art is that good artists are coming out of the woodwork to make some cool looking fakemons

    • Ultron

      The artwork is much too “Gen 2” artstyle to be considered legit. The coloring is off as well. Not a bad design though.

  • WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU ALL LOSING IT THAT THERE IS GOONA BE A MARINA AMIIBO

    • InfinityD4

      I didn’t know this and I don’t particularly care since I don’t have the cash free to spend on 14? dollar miniature statuettes.

      • InfinityD4

        But Cool. She’s Cool.

    • EarthenWarrior

      You gonna keep teeny Marina on you at all times?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Don’t really care

    • Because I have better things to be excited about?

  • Ultron

    Sometimes I wonder why they even bothered making Misdreavus if they weren’t even going to give it to Morty.

  • Butter Geek

    Do you think there’ll be amiibos for Pokemon Switch? Maybe they could give you a Mythical with perfect comp stats or Stacks of all Balls or something like that

    • Ultron

      Absolutely. I would expect marketing to be out in full force, unlike USUM. This is a big step for the franchise and they’re going to want everyone to know

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I’m just gonna say it, I ate special dog kibble at this organic superstore and it was delicious

    • Butter Geek

      I’ll just assume it was made out of Dogs

      • EarthenWarrior

        It’s like little puffs that you give as a treat and I just pocketed a handful for my pig and popped one in out of curiosity and it was freakin delicious

        • Butter Geek

          I know what Dog Kibble is, I’m just assuming the Special Kibble you ate was made out of dogs (that”s why it tasted deliious)

    • Ultron
    • Kuppo

      Earthen’s new addiction

      • EarthenWarrior

        One of many

  • EarthenWarrior

    I just had a thought… if Pokemon switch is a totally core Pokémon game like full fledged gen 8 how would multiple profiles on the switch work?

    • Ultron

      Multiple saves, no?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Does not compute it feels wrong and totally exploitable

        • Ultron

          They might find a way to prohibit them.

        • That’s dumb

    • Josh Omega

      I wonder that myself. Personally I hope they let us have multiple saves because of it lol

  • Josh Omega

    So I just found out hooters gives out free wings to singles on Valentine’s Day is you bring a picture of your ex. They shred the picture and give you 10 free wings……..I now wish I had at least one picture of my ex lol would be oddly satisfying seeing her picture get shredded and getting free wings for it 🤣

  • Deerlia

    It’s lonely in the new topic, deers…
    http://pokejungle.net/2018/02/11/weekly-wrap-up-2-5-2-11/