Weekly Wrap Up is our end of the week digest of smaller news stories that are just as important, but didn’t get a dedicated post! If you’d like to get real time updates about what’s mentioned here you can follow our Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram pages. Here’s what you missed from January 29th to February 4th!

This Week’s Big Stories

What Ever Happened to AZ’s Floette?

♪ Pyukumuku is the Name ♪

FAKE: Generation VIII Starter Pokémon Revealed?!

GO Introduces Unlockable Clothing

If You Love Rumors, That’s OK

Event Reminder

  • The Year of Legendary Pokémon has begun! From now until February 28th you can head to local stores to pick up a serial code and download Dialga and Palkia to your Pokémon Sun & Moon, and Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon games! These event ‘mon come at Level 60 in SM, and Level 100 in USUM while holding a Bottle Cap. Check out the full list of distribution locations:
    • US & Ireland – Gamestop until February 28th
    • Australia & Canada – EBGames until February 28th
    • UK – GAME until February 28th
    • Denmark, Finland, Germany, Italy, Norway, Sweden – Gamestop until February 23rd
    • France – Micromania until February 23rd
    • Spain – GAME until February 23rd
    • Netherlands – GameMania until February 23rd

Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon

  • The Ultra Sinnoh Classic competition has been officially announced! This Single Battle competition raises competing Pokémon levels to 50, and allows you to only use Pokémon in the Sinnoh Pokédex. Alola Forms, Mega Stones, Z-Crystals, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Phione, Manaphy, Darkrai, Shaymin and Arceus are all banned. Registration runs from February 15th to February 22nd while the battles take place from February 23rd through the 25th. All participants will receive 50 Battle Points as a gift

Pokkén Tournament DX

  • The latest update for Pokkén Tournament DX is now live! This patch adds the first wave of Downloadable Content Including the playable fighter Aegislash, Support Pokémon Mimikyu & Mega Rayquaza, new clothing items for your Avatar, and a new outfit for Nia. The patch also includes several fixes and additions to the game including Video Capture. have come to the game including Video Capture

3DS Themes

  • Following their release in Japan last week, the two Team Plasma 3DS themes featuring important characters from Black & White, and Black 2 & White 2 are now available for purchase in the US

Trading Card Game

  • This week marked the release of the latest Pokémon Sun & Moon TCG set! Made up of the GX Battle Boost and Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon sets from Japan, this release contains 173 cards of various Pokemon from the Sinnoh Region, as well as Necrozma.

Pokémon Duel

  • Pokémon Duel version 5.0.8 is now available for download! Requiring 247MB of space contains several balance updates, new figures and Plates to the game:
    • Keldeo – Removed Dodge and added new attack, Water Jump, which moves the Pokémon two steps away and gains Wait
    • Hariyama – Changed Slap Push to Heavy Slam, increased wheel size of Push Away, decreased wheel size of Miss
    • Drowzee – Increased wheel size of Hypnosis and Confusion, decreased wheel size of Miss
    • New UX Figures – Buzzole, Pheromosa, & Mega Gallade
    • New EX Figures – Gallade & Bewear
    • New R Figures – Poliwrath & Hypno
    • New UC Figures – Makuhita, & Stufful

Pokémon Shuffle

  • All players will receive the following Pokémon upon log in: Mewtwo, Suicune and Pikachu (Fired Up)
  • The Mega Lucario competitive stage runs until February 6th 2018
  • The brand new Mewtwo Escalation Battle stage will be available until February 23rd
    The following stages have begun repeat runs until February 13th: Tapu Bulu, Tapu Fini

Check out the official Pokémon merchandise that was either revealed, leaked, or is now available for purchase this week:

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  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I’ve opened a bunch of the Ultra Prism expansion and the art is baller. It doesn’t even matter if you get anything “good” the art is all you need. haha Also really want to get my hands on that Poipole figure. I wish the Pokemon Center had the Tomy figures since they have all the plushes, but oh well I’ll have to keep an eye out on Amazon.

    • Valoroo

      It so good! Especially the full arts

  • Xiao Long For?

    Giff Poipole

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Oh also I may end up buying that Brock plush……Nuff said

  • Butter Geek

    I want there to be a YT series where chefs try to recreate what they think Meat from diffrent pokemon would taste like

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      This is why we don’t let you speak

    • Kuppo

      No really that’s interesting.

      Like how meat from gengar or Boldore would be like, they would have to bring in rocks, metal or other kinds of interesting stuff :0

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        How about meat from a gastly ;3

        • Kuppo

          Ingredients:

          1)Poison gas

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            2. Actual death

    • Valoroo

      Today we have found the exclusive shaymin. We will find the taste of it fried, deep cooked and raw

  • Name a pokemon you don’t think I would like (other than the obvious ones)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Hawlucha

      • ehh maybe I would like it if I used it, I just don’t have the urge to do so

    • Xiao Long For?

      Marowak

      • meh I used it in Red and it was only ok. Liked it more when I was younger

    • Kuppo

      Vileplume

      • low key love it. one of my best team members in Red

    • ShinyXatu

      Aromatisse.

    • Valoroo

      Mewtwo?

      • Pretty fuckin rad but another I liked more when I was younger

        • Valoroo

          Then Emboar

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Dewott

      • Another Braixen situation, not as good as Braixen though.

        • Valoroo

          Samurott is awesome!!! >-<

          • It’s alright. Could be much better

    • Butter Geek

      Kecleon?…

      • i dont hate it but i don’t particularly like it. I do like the ones in Mystery Dungeon

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Nutsack weather boi

      • so close to cute, if only it didnt have balls

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          So what if it had a cloyster?

          • that would be more horrifying actually

        • Butter Geek

          but they’re more like boobs tho

    • Buzzwole

      • It’s certainly a reminder that I’m a lesbian

    • Shiftree, Lickitung and Charjabug

    • Ultron

      Wynaut, Carnivine

      • Wynaut is pretty pointless

        Carnivine is weird

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Some fakemons might be coming soon from moi

    Something that rhymes with “ultra yeast”

  • Anyone remember that Ultra Beast thing on Twitter parodying the opening of Ultraseven?

  • I got a riddle for ya

    There are 9 Ninetales, but zero tails

    How is it possible?

    • you cut them off you monster

    • Butter Geek

      none of them are Tails the fox

    • Kuppo

      There are 9 Ninetales

      9 is pronounced the same way no it’s pronounced in german (Nein)

      There are Nein (no) Ninetales therefore there aren’t any tails

      • Correct!!!

        That is the correct answer!!

        • Kuppo

          Lmao really I actually wanted to say something pretty far fetched for the sake of own entertainment, but guess riddles are like that lol

          • I thought it was a clever trick to do make a riddle with

    • Hint: there is an error with the sentence that when corrected makes this easy

    • Valoroo

      The ninetails are not sonic fans

  • I got a riddle:
    The caveman is frozen in there
    But we’re out here
    But we’re also in there

    How is it possible?

  • Ultron

    Oh my god, that Misty plush! I MUST HAVE IT

  • Valoroo

    Here are my faviorite Pokémon games
    1: Pmd EOS
    2:Black/White2
    3:PSMD
    4: DPP
    5: Ultra Moon

    • I never played Explorers of Sky. Super is my fav Mystery Dungeon

      • Valoroo

        Play it! The characters are amazing and the soundtrack is really good

      • Ultron

        I played it until I realized the game mechanics of the mystery dungeon series are complete sh*t and then proceeded to sell it to gamestop.

      • You still get Riolu, but it has way better picks than just starters like Shinx, Vulpix and Phanpy

    • Butter Geek

      How is your fav pokemon game a MD game? Have you played Black/White 2?

      • Valoroo

        Yes it is fun with a great story and yes I have. Long post game

        • I have mixed feelings on there post games, especially knowing in RRT I lost Surf when I fainted in a Dungeon

    • Theres only one spin off I would put on a top 5 pokemon games list even though I really love EOS

      1. HGSS
      2. BW
      3. Platinum
      4. Emerald
      5. Conquest

    • Kuppo

      Omg even though the gameplay is sometimes barebones and kinda repetitive, Pmd eos is also my favourite Pkm game. The narrative, characters and story are just incredible by Pokemon standards that it cannot just be ignored.

      And my second fave is BW, gen 5rocks

      • Valoroo

        They are way to overhated. Every Pokémon game has flaws and people only point out gen V’s

    • Ultron

      1. Black/White
      2. Heart Gold/Soul Silver
      3. Platinum
      4. Black 2/White 2
      5. Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I didn’t realize how low Falkner’s Pokemon are lvlwise so now I’m over leveled haha

    • Valoroo

      Yeah I beat it with my Chickorita

    • Fun Fact: Falkner is the only Gym leader in history to not only have no Pokémon in the Double Digits (In GSC his highest is level 9) and he in those same games gives you a TM that his Pokémon are immune to being Mud Slap

  • all main series games ranked from best to worse

    1. HGSS
    2. BW
    3. Platinum
    4. Emerald
    5. Black 2 White 2
    6. Fire Red/Leaf Green
    7. Sun and Moon
    8. G/S/C
    9. USUM
    10. RBGY
    11. X and Y
    12. Diamond and Pearl

    • I’m kinda surprised you didn’t rank Gen 7 lower

    • Kuppo

      ORAS is so bad that it doesn’t even appear in the list

      • I liked it

      • I FORGOT ORAS
        put it after GSC

        • AND I FORGOT RUBY AND SAPPHIRE WHICH ARE ABOVE ORAS

        • Kuppo

          Lol anyways, yours is very similar to mine except by swapping BW and HGSS, putting Emerald above Platinum and placing SM higher

      • Valoroo

        Oras are good games it’s just that they didn’t include emerald that makes everyone mad

        • they didn’t do anything to address RSE’s major issues either such as water routes which are so boring.

          • Ultron

            Tbh what could they have done in a remake though? I guess remove wild surfing encounters would’ve helped. Made all encounters exclusive to the underwater diving grass/fishing.

          • umm… alot? It’s a remake. They are re-making a game. That mean making something again and doing something new.

            But I guess remake just means “new graphics” to gamefreak

          • Ultron

            Yes, but I’m asking you personally what they could’ve done to improve the water routes. Removing wild encounters is all I’ve got.

          • Honey if wind waker can make a whole game around exploring the ocean so can pokemon.

            Add more variety in each route, maybe more islands, maybe boats floating on the water with trainers or NPC’s, design them like any other route.

          • Ultron

            Tbh Wind Waker really struggled with making sailing interesting too, though I love the game. I think more islands/boats does sound like it would’ve been good.

          • But if Emerald has major issues how is it so high?

          • Because it is still a better experience than both. The additions to Emerald alone set it higher than RS and ORAS.

            Emerald doesn’t waste your time with story that you don’t care about. ORAS added so much unnecessary cutscenes and dialogue for a simple story that never made sense in the first place.

            The difficulty curve is ruined in ORAS with the EXP share

            Emerald actually has a post game

            thats just off the top of my head at least

          • Ultron

            ORAS also didn’t keep Emerald’s difficulty curve for some stupid reason.

          • I was comparing it more to RS

            The thing that truely sinks it for me, Rayquaza is pointless. In RS you catch the beast that is raging to qwell its power, in Emerald you just walk up a tower and it immediately flys away shows a cut scene and boom world is saved

            No fighting, no reason to really go up there except to make it come to its senses and help

            I would be satisfied even if you battled it without the ability to catch it just to test if you were worthy of its help, only thing the game did was boost the difficulty and the post game

          • No reason to wake it up other than the fact the world is about to fucking end

            Not everything is about you.

          • Don’t get me wrong I still would pick Emerald over RS just you’d think a Godly deity would be able to notice its angry younger Brothers are in a fight again

          • Well clearly it fuckin didn’t or there would be no climax

            Plus I think waking up Rayquaza for it to stop them is a much better story point than wasting time battling Rayquaza first.

            It’s at least sort of original

    • Ultron

      List is good except I would at least put D/P above X&Y. They had way more redeeming qualities if we’re factoring in day and age of the games.

      • Im playing through Y right now and customization alone puts it above Diamond and Pearl

        • Ultron

          You’re not looking at the fact they only put effort into the womens clothing options. Play through X&Y as a male and see if you feel the same. If you would never consider doing so I’ve made my point

          • Meh, my original boy trainer in X was fab so

            X and y is bad but Diamond and Pearl are worse.

          • Ultron

            Disagreeeee. The story in DP is still better than XY even without Platinum.

          • Oh honey…

          • Ultron

            What? The core of Platinum’s story is still in DP. X&Y ripped it off completely, but made it boring.

          • At least X and Y is over quick

          • Ultron

            Eh not like the pacing on either game is doing them any favors

    • Butter Geek

      I mean, aren’t USUM much better than Sun Moon as games?

      • considering they ruin the plot… the thing they shove in your face, no.

        Playing USUM was the least enjoyable experience I have had with a Pokemon game in recent memory

        • Butter Geek

          What’s wrong with the plot?

          • Ultron

            For one, it struggles juggling the 50 subplots that it attempts to set up

          • well
            -your time is wasted by the ultra recon squad, pointless characters with no personality that have zero impact on the plot. They aren’t even equipped to fight Ultra Beasts at all. They don’t understand battling and have nothing but a Poipole and a Furfrou.
            – Character motivations are entirely screwed up. Lusamine’s motivation is changed from insanity trying to get to Nihiligo spurred by her past to trying to get involved with Necrozma which has nothing to do with her or her organization. She still acts insane and evil despite her apparently being a good character. She is also still associating with Team Skull which now makes LESS sense.
            – The climax is incredibly rushed
            – Necrozma as a threat is never felt. There is one small moment where it gets dark for a moment and nothing else. Theres never a time an entire town loses light or whatever. It just appears at the altar of the moon
            – Lillie is ruined. She has no character arc and no development. She’s boring.
            – Over all, they slapped on a new third act without properly changing the first and second to support it.

          • Ultron

            Yesss drag USUM

      • Ultron

        They made the story more of a mess, so no. Almost all of the additions are half assed (Malie Gym, Recon Squad, Ultra Megalopolis, pikachu valley, interacting with pokemon..) Didn’t fix glaring issues of SM like trainers facial expressions, the excessive use of cut scenes. It did some things right, granted, but not as a remake.

  • Hey guys I just realized this Super Bowl is a Braviary Super Bowl

    Patriots v.s. Eagles and Braviary is both of those things… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb92352ea86ea03820719137cfe29580f6a6e3943f87709d923841de855f0b25.jpg

  • ShinyXatu

    I’ve been doing some thinking about how cool it would be to get a 3D Donkey Kong game with the design elements of Odyssey. You could play as DK in an overgrown Mushroom Kingdom (or multiple kingdoms again) after some kind of spores make everyone fall asleep and then when DK wakes up, an infected Mario becomes the main boss. This would harken back to the original DK days where Mario was the enemy. You could use the Joy-con like the Wiimote and Nunchuk in Jungle Beat and Country Returns, swing across vines, find collectibles, stuff like that. It would be AWESOME. Maybe the Mario team could make a game like this as a followup to Odyssey rather than a direct sequel? The more I think about this idea the more I love it, so imagine what the professionals could do.

    • Butter Geek

      Donkey Kong Odyssey? Maybe we could see a Tie Kingdom that would give DK a friend with powers simmilar to Cappy’s (but diffrent)

    • Valoroo

      I like that idea! Maybe the 2d sections could be DKC inspired?

  • Valoroo

    I just want to thank you guys for being so welcoming! You have made my day several days over 🙂

    • Xiao Long For?

      Correction

      *

  • Xiao Long For?

    Which Pokemon would be your ‘shouldermon’, like Ash’s Pikachu?

    • Valoroo

      Sense Masquerain and Jirachi wouldn’t work Marshadow!

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Actually you could have a Masquerain sit on your head

        • Valoroo

          That’s pretty freaking cute

    • Butter Geek

      Inci
      Pray for my shoulders

      • Kuppo

        You can like pick Litten

        • Butter Geek

          but I’d want it to evolve (twice)

      • I knew you wanted Incineroar to ride you

        • Shady

          That’s gross

      • pajamawolfie

        I’d rather ride on an Incineroar’s shoulders.

    • Kuppo

      Arceus

      Nah really probably Joltik even tho I hate bugs

    • Furret

      I know its dex entry
      Don’t care

      That’s dumb
      It’s small

    • PumpkinLord

      Eevee or zorua.

    • Armaggedon16

      Jolteon

    • Poliwag

      This thing is f*cking adorable and perfect for me

    • TheNintendoChip

      Probably Murkrow or Eevee, before they evolve.

    • Shady

      For Me I will choose Gastly or Cubone

    • pajamawolfie

      Chikorita, because Cubone’s skull would poke me in the eye.

    • Ultron

      Murkrow, rowlet, or magnemite. I’d have a metal shoulder pad that it could attract to.

  • The more I think about it….

    The plot of Black and White isn’t actually good. It has good characters, but its underlying message is confused and nonsensical.

    Pokémon should never be story driven. They can write a decent one, but they can’t figure out how to make it work with the gameplay which makes it worse.

    BW at least didn’t push it in your face most of the time

    • Armaggedon16

      Black And white’s plot isn’t mind blowingly good like People make it out to be, it’s good because for pokemon it works
      A team that actually questions humans using pokemon as tools, and the end message that not everything is as simple as good or bad, plus how like you said the story flowed naturally rather than a million cutscenes with 50 halfassed subplots

      • Well sure but… usually in these types of stories where there are opposing points of view, the viewer is meant to leave the experience with their own conclusion? But Team Plasma does so many obviously evil things and Ghetsis is such a one-dimensional bad guy that there is no debate. Hell, N basically spells out what your conclusion should be

        • Armaggedon16

          Well that’s true but at the end of the it’s a pokemon game and Pokemon working alongside with humans is such an integral part of the franchise they pretty much have to say that Plasma was wrong.

          • I guess I don’t get the point of the plot then

          • Armaggedon16

            It’s different, and better than “conquer the world”, and it’s sensible that at least someone in the pokemon world questions how humans use pokemon… But b2w2 kinda made it all irrelevant

          • But Ghetsis was still using it to take over the world?

          • Armaggedon16

            wasn’t the main focus in bw, but sadly was in b2w2 which is why i said b2w2 made all that sorta irrelevant

      • pajamawolfie

        It made me feel bad for playing it.

        Especially when I had a Tranquill I hated named “SLAVE BIRD” solely for HM Fly, and was in this conversation from N:

        “Hey, SLAVE BIRD. Would you tell me what kind of Trainer Panties is?”
        “OK, OK, got it. So Panties was born in Nuvema Town, lives with Mom, and was given the Pokédex to start off a journey to see the world. Still, this SLAVE BIRD trusts you for some reason. That’s good! If every person and Pokémon cared about one another like you two do, I could watch over the future of people and Pokémon without having to liberate Pokémon from people who just use them.”

        I felt really bad. I think I later freed SLAVE BIRD.

    • Butter Geek

      someone once said that Pokemon always was a JRPG inside, now it’s just becoming more and more like the usual JRPGs. You can’t expect a JRPG to really not be story driven.

      • Armaggedon16

        Jrpgs have good stories tho

      • I can though because it hasn’t been story driven until more recently

  • Valoroo

    Here’s a dumb thing I thought when I was little. I thought chandelures eyes were its cheeks and the little black bars were it’s eyes

    • Till I was about 8 I thought Girafarig, Sentret, Hoothoot, Noctowl, Marill and Totodile were all from Kanto

      I only knew Pokémon from the cards I had and the few episodes I had seen

      • Valoroo

        Haha
        Until recently I thought skarmory,slugma,houndour and maril were from Hoenn XD

        • No problems in that

          My one friend and I got in a fight over Skarmory till I had to actually pull out my phone and show him Serebii

          • Valoroo

            My friend thought Leafeon was gen 1 and Jolteon was gen 4. I made him watch the gen1 episode and he had one of the biggest facepalms I have ever seen

    • Ariel

      Okay but I love that even more!

  • Shady

    I like this dream eater Drowzee. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1517775106087.jpg

    • Valoroo

      It is really blurry so it looks like a Drowzee humping a munna

      • Shady

        U can maximize the pic

        • Valoroo

          I kno

  • pajamawolfie

    Anybody else things Zeraora looks like a feline counterpart to Lucario?

    • Valoroo

      I do!

  • Pokemon x Monster Hunter

    • Valoroo

      That’s actually a pretty good idea

    • pajamawolfie

      Would we kill pokemon with other pokemon?

  • Valoroo

    Can we have a new type triangle for gen 8? Maybe Psychic, Fighting and Dark?

    • Xiao Long For?

      Maybe Rock/Flying/Fighting (perfect triangle because they resist the one they’re strong against, are resisted by the one they’re weak against, but unlike GFW they don’t resist themselves)?

      • Valoroo

        Oh that’s a good one! Maybe the new secondary starters could be like an X and Y Kanto starter situation

  • Shady

    I hate when prepare to travailing.

    • Xiao Long For?

      If you find someone who does like that I’d be concerned :p

      • Shady

        I want to say how much I hate it

    • Valoroo

      Who dosent

  • Xiao Long For?

    GameFreak is set on a new type, but it’s up to you to determine it or else they’ll do Light type.

    Which type do you pick?

    • Valoroo

      Sound, so many unique concepts can come from that. Also Light is not a bad type

    • Space

      • Valoroo

        Or Cosmic

    • I say nothing, light may be similar to Fairy, but it’s not a bad type idea

      That or I go for a Cosmic type

      • Valoroo

        Seconded

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’d sooner slit my own throat and live with another new type

      • Valoroo

        Grock type

      • What if it was a type that was similar to Ground and Rock and gave moves to Rhyperior that made it better?

    • Shady

      That would be a nerf for dark type fairy is more than enough

    • pajamawolfie

      What’s even left?

      Plastic? Weak to fire, strong against water.

      Meat?

      Cloud?

    • zess

      “???type” . Pokemon of this type are ascribed a random type or types at the beginning of the battle and all moves that are “??? Type” get changed to what ever the Pokemon primary type is changed to.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Why did nobody tell me that we jumped ship

    • I did everyone just ignored me because I called them sluts

  • Valoroo

    LOng post but I did a hunger games with pokemon characters (Alex is a typo)

    Day 1

    Elesa killed by Bugsy
    Whitney killed by Gladion
    Gladion killed by Marlin
    Officer Jenny killed by Mallow
    Draden killed by Cynthia

    Day 2

    Moon killed by Lillie
    Nurse joy killed by Cynthia
    Iris killed by Pryce
    Burgh killed by Giovanni

    Day 3

    Sophocles killed by Kiawe
    Mallow killed by Ash
    Alex killed by Lana

    Day 4

    Brock killed by Cynthia

    Day 5

    Bugsy killed by Lillie
    Marlin killed by Cilan

    Day 6

    Day 7

    Lana killed by Cilan
    Lusamine killed by Kiawe
    Cynthia killed by Pryce

    Day 8

    Day 9

    Kiawe killed by Lillie
    Pryce killed by Ash
    Giovanni killed by Lillie

    Day 10

    Cilan killed by Ash
    Lillie killed by Ash

    Ash is the victor!

    • Ariel

      Unrealistic since Ash never wins anything.

      • Valoroo

        Yeah, Ash resulted to murder sence he sucks at Pokémon battles

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      The fact that marlon killed Gladion…

      Did he suffocate him under his wailord?

      • Valoroo

        Before B2w2 marlon was studying torture with water types

      • Golden_Flygon

        No Marlon killed him because of how bland he was

    • Golden_Flygon

      Jenny got killed by Mallow? Wow

      • Valoroo

        Jenny uncovered the drugs in Mallows food

        • Golden_Flygon

          The “aromatherapy” killed Jenney

          • Valoroo

            Haha lol

    • Valoroo

      I did one for starters and Samurott won with Delphox in second

  • I want to take a break from White 2

    So I’m spending my Superbowl starting Y

    Unfortunately I don’t want a Kalos starter (Chespin is my favorite of the bunch, Froakie is meh till Greninja and… I do not use Fenniken)

    So what Kanto starter should I go for?

    • Valoroo

      Bulbasaur! It’s too underrated

      • I agree. I honestly love Kanto’s Starters

        But from them all M-Charizard Y is my least favorite (I still like it though) it just looks like a slightly more detailed Charizard

        • Ultron

          That’s what makes it one of the best megas. It doesn’t get ridiculously crazy with the design like manectric or salamence

          • Valoroo

            Isn’t the purpose of megas to rapidly increase a mons concept tho??

          • What about Gallade or Steelix?

            Those are my favorites

          • Valoroo

            I love mega Steelix! It is so epic and It really shows the power of mega evolution

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Bulbasaur if you haven’t used it.

      I’ll probably watch some of the superbowl ads/trailers but that’s as far as my interest in it goes.

      • Believe me, I’ve used all of them repeatedly (In my Youth I replayed and restarted LG at least 50 times… never once beating it though :/)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well I still think Bulbasaur but depends what else you want to use.

          • The only thing I want to use really is Flabébé really

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Flabebe is a good support for Bulba.

    • pajamawolfie

      Onion Toad!

    • Xiao Long For?

      Steal them all.

      • Valoroo

        MUg professor sycamore

  • I’m so tired and I haven’t done anything all day

    • Golden_Flygon

      You feel like sketching something?

      • I know I should be but I can’t find the motivation

        • Golden_Flygon

          Well you could settle for something quick to sketch, like how about sketching 1-2 of your trainersona mons like what I did?

          • I’m just tired of drawing Pokémon stuff ya know? I wanna do more original stuff but I don’t know where to even start with something original

            Uhggg

            Why am I not creative

          • Golden_Flygon

            Hmmm….
            Well, in that case, I’d there a particular part of art that you enjoy drawing the most? Like for example I love drawing out geometric figures and designing buildings.

          • I love drawing people really

          • Golden_Flygon

            That could be something to do then

          • Shady

            This post helped me a lot

        • Shady

          Needing motivation that made remember that I pathetic humanz

  • Xiao Long For?

    So here’s a crappy writing thing I did at the request of @BigGuyI:disqus, if you guys have any criticisms or anything that’d be cool but it’s pretty much just me being bored and wanting to write about angry poisonous gorilla rabbits attacking each other

    http://pasted.co/ef9f5554

    • Valoroo

      That was fun to read! I like the descriptions of the attacks. You could be a professional writer if ya wanted to

  • Shady
    • Valoroo

      He uses them to murder the cute innocent Vanillite

      • Shady

        Ur very sensitive

        • Valoroo

          Okey

  • UnburdenedLegume

    After nearly 3 months, i can finally be the hermit i was destined to be 😀 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56100296b28c7f5dbdfa07ad249b8a977d34bc71b7ef4d7acb8da71c82b71a28.jpg

    • Valoroo

      Very nice 👍

  • Golden_Flygon

    They just showed the new Solo trailer at Super Bowl!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I hope we see him make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

  • Valoroo

    I just made a new Marshadow shiny! Looks so much better then the old one
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37558c8510c065a38f73d86f31035c0b23ef514ce9ca281d359d7b777c8dca54.png

    • Golden_Flygon

      Seraph will flip when he sees this lol

    • I like it, the red just fits for some reason

    • zess

      Nice! It looks far better than the original!

  • This Han Solo movie is a big oof

    • Shouldn’t you see it before you judge it?

      • Have you heard the behind the scenes stuff going on?

        Look the movie could be good… but considering everything we know?

        O O O O O F F

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Similar things have happened on other movies if you’re talking about Director replacement, otherwise I don’t remember what else it was.

          • Ok sure but weren’t the leads so bad they had to get them an acting coach?

            And wasn’t the script like 90% done when the directors got fired?

            Also wasn’t Rogue One a thing?

            And also ok what do you really need to tell about Han Solo? Any story you tell would be way cooler in your head

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t know, the guy playing him was good in Hail Caeser.

            Yes but I think they reworked it.

            Not sure why Rogue One matters, this takes place a while before it I think. The worry is that anything that happens has no real consequence beyond being an origin story for Han which I didn’t really think we needed but I am somewhat intrigued as to where they might go with it. I also like spending time in the SW universe but I do still have a large degree of trepidation about it.

          • I mentioned Rogue One because it was bad.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It was alright, I prefer Rebels for an interim story between episode 3 and 4, but in fairness that has longer to build the story and is still about Jedi.

          • Rouge One was unnecessary

            Especially to Kill every single person even though some of them could’ve just faded into the background

          • Valoroo

            I hate it when movies do that >-<

          • If you hate that

            Never. Watch. Bushwick (it is by far the one of the worst movies I have ever seen)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            If you look closely their charred corpses can be seen floating past the debris of Alderon in A New Hope.

          • Valoroo

            Thats awful!

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • *Pweh
            I was about to say… sounds way too dark for PG-13

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • That just sounds Aweful D:

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Look closely among the dead people and you might find snoke’s backstory

          • Snoke was the least interesting part of the force awakens lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He basically exists to give Ben some character progression.

          • It just wasn’t even good. I don’t feel like I got much out of it

          • Ultron

            The acting coach was supposedly just for the main guy and not sure it was ever confirmed.

    • Golden_Flygon

      …Because it was only a 30 teaser? I do know that the previous directors left the project though, but let’s see how this one does.

    • Ultron

      Well no one asked for it, but Rogue One was amazing (even though you’re the singular person I’ve ever encountered who has the audacity to say it’s bad) and Last Jedi was really good so I have hope.

  • Valoroo

    Is there any songs that fit a Pokemon you like? This song fits Flygon and Lurantis perfectly (the song is called Mantis lords fyi)

    • EarthenWarrior

    • Best boss in the game

      • Valoroo

        Especially the moment when the vessel pulls out the nail as he turns to face them

        • And when the two of them come at you at once like…

          Wow. What an amazing way to spice up the difficulty by just adding one more foe to keep track of.

          And I beat it without any upgrades too! It’s so damn satisfying

          • Valoroo

            I think all multi bosses should be done that way. First you can learn the pattern and then the game ups the difficulty by introducing 2 at once
            Wow… such a great game


    • I think this fits Tyrantrum pretty well

    • zess

      If Darkrai and Cresselia ever got into a clash id like this to be playing.https://youtu.be/vaVjR-Br0U8


    • Also, this is Dialga’s theme

  • zess
    • Valoroo

      Hes gonna have a Rhyperior and Excadrill in gen 2. how?? idk but he will

      • zess

        Oddly he does have a Mankey & Diglett, very true to form indeed.

        • Valoroo

          hahaha wow! Where is that trainer?

          • zess

            In front of the Pokemon daycare South of Goldenrod City.

          • Valoroo

            Oh then I can fight him right now! 😀

          • zess

            Woo whoo!😄

    • EarthenWarrior

      i remember this guy he has a Mankey and a Diglett

      • zess

        Yep that’s the one!

  • Golden_Flygon

    My god that Coke commercial was cringe af

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    Any chance of a Pokémon announcement during the Super Bowl commercials?

    • zess

      Not likely. They’ll have a direct for something like that.

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        Has there ever been a Super Bowl announcement?

        • zess

          i dont think so.

    • Ultron

      Um what would they be announcing..?

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        The new switch game lol. Just wishful thinking?

        • Ultron

          You insane if you think they’d do that

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Lol why don’t you eat a snickers.

          • Ultron

            Are you kidding me? I hate peanuts. It’s like you don’t even know me..

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Correct.

          • Ultron

            Anakin, you’re breaking my heart.

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            lol

        • ShinyXatu

          There’s a higher chance of Donald Trump hijacking the broadcast to take off all of his clothes and jump into a tub full of marinara sauce while reading angry Facebook posts.

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Don’t put that image in my head.

          • I’d pay money to see that

          • Valoroo

            I would be scarred for life and I don’t even watch any football games. Just the thought…..

    • Valoroo

      No…. Maybe the gen 3 documentary but not anything new

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      No? Why would they announce a new game in a regular commercial?

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Yes! Finally found a new one!! I tried my best to get it in a regular Pokeball, but in the end used my Masterball out of fear it’d kill itself again……It’s a shame, but I’d rather use it than have Blue Steel (Registeel) run out of moves and struggle itself again. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03ba61a88998b8c0d294d9ba5852d7f8bb15d2f533bedc765dbaf66e639c4e54.jpg

    • Valoroo

      OMG wow! I love the minty Registeel Congrats on the shiny! sucks that you lost one before

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Thanks. I didn’t want to give up after that last one because it’d make me feel defeated. Now I’m victorious! Xp

        • Valoroo

          I know that feeling! The relief and panic that you feel is insane

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I hate that Registeel has moves with so little PP. That’s why I lost it the last time….

          • Valoroo

            Thats a problem with many legends,

    • zess

      Congrats!

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Thanks much

    • zess

      You know something about Registeel that i just can’t get out of my head? Every time I look at the 3 red marks on its hands, I can’t help but think that it has retractable claws like Wolverine. Shame that it doesn’t 😔

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Haha I can see that

      • Valoroo

        Where do you make those?

        • I got an app called Snapmeme (has the nyan cat surrounded by a rainbow for its app cover)

          Then I download an image for it

          • Valoroo

            OK! Thanks

          • Your welcome 🙂

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Thanks man lol

    • Ultron

      I really want to shiny hunt Raikou and Suicune, but I’m having trouble finding their wormholes. I spent over an hour looking for either of them and had no luck.

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh boy, my first two soft-resets for Celebi are out of the way. Only 25,000 more, most likely.

    • Valoroo

      Just imaging the feeling you’ll have when you get it! Also a shiny hunting motto is that the hunt is half the fun!

      • ShinyXatu

        Exactly! I’ve never even attempted soft-resetting for a legendary (or anything for that matter) because I just lack patience, but I figure that shiny Celebi is a once-in-a-lifetime chance that I refuse to pass up! It’ll be a good lesson in patience for me, as well as a way to kick-start some real shiny hunting!

        • Valoroo

          I respect anyone who Is willing to hunt full odds in a game with 1/~8000~ chance. Good luck!

          • ShinyXatu

            That’s the only type of Pokemon game I would ever hunt in. Cutting the chances in half (and then some) in recent games has taken away the value of shinies in my opinion.

          • Valoroo

            I agree. Now with Usum and the fact that they are shoving shinies in our faces, I am completing games and starting on some old-fashioned hunting!

          • ShinyXatu

            Good luck to you, and welcome to PokeJungle as well! I never got around to saying that a while ago 😛

          • Valoroo

            Thanks! 🙂


  • JAM Project makes such good music

    • Golden_Flygon

      OPM opening is by far the best one they’ve done imo

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m an altoholic…there i said it

    i’m trying to revitalize my love for wow but all i can really do that i should do is level my priest and druid to the cap of level 110 (Which they are 100 and 104) but they are my least favorite classes thus making it feel like a chore

    so i make a brand new shiny slack jawed orc under the appropriate sounding name “Crugg”

    • I just miss Lego Universe dude

      I could never put so much time into a game again like I did as a little kid playing Lego Universe

      Well I did… it was called Minecraft but ignore that

      • EarthenWarrior

        My youngest brother loved that game and he was devastated when they shut it down

  • Ok, this is interesting, on Disney XD On Demand, for the Black And White anime (first season), they use I assume one of the manga covers. I say this because it shows Black and the style is different from the anime

  • So the coke commerical had a lesbian couple and a non binary person.

    That’s cool.

    Still won’t drink your shitty sugary addictive garbage

    • I will

    • EarthenWarrior

      I drink soda almost every other day

      And they say I won’t live past 30

      • It’s like the worst sh*t you can put in your body lol

  • Valoroo

    Wait maybe we can have multiple save files on the switch! And once we beat the game we can fight the trainers from our other save files akin to Red

  • ShinyXatu

    So I’m not watching the game but The Cloverfield Paradox is coming to Netflix TONIGHT?!?!?! This is the Breath of the Wild DLC situation all over again! I love Cloverfield and 10 Cloverfield Lane so this is incredibly exciting to me. Now it all makes sense why they never revealed any information…they’re Direct Mini’ing it up.

  • Josh Omega

    Debating downloading crystal to my 3ds. Mainly to get shiny celebi obviously.

    • If you feel comfortable spending money and hours to get a single shiny you won’t use

      • Josh Omega

        The shiny isn’t the only reason I am debating it. Want to play. Through it somewhat. The shiny is just the main selling point lol

    • Valoroo

      Do it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

      • Josh Omega

        I am thinking about it. Going to hold off for maybe a day before I decide. Or at least until midnight. Don’t want to do it too quickly lol

    • ShinyXatu

      I mainly got it for the same reason and here I am, soft-resetting for one, so I’d say you should. I also ended up getting a shiny Electabuzz so I feel like I’ve already made my money back!

      • Josh Omega

        That’s tempting as well. If I do it I plan to soft reset the egg to get a shiny elekid lol

  • Most of this year’s commercials for the Superbowl are really underwhelming to me

    A few were good, some looked like I’d see them on a day to day basis, some are just down right bad (4 Tide commercials… Even the commercials admit there are too many)

    • Golden_Flygon

      The CocaCola commercial definitely was the worst

      • I didn’t see it lol
        Was it that bad? Just sounds like more queerbaiting.

    • Josh Omega

      I only care about movie trailers lol let me know if fantastic beasts 2 shows up

    • Valoroo

      I don’t watch football but according to my family they were super cringey and dumb. For the amount of money they put into the ads at least they should be good…

  • Valoroo

    Found this EPIC song! I think it captures the feeling of the battle perfectly

  • Golden_Flygon

    AVENGERS INFINITY WAR TEASER

    • Josh Omega

      So excited for that movie!

  • Valoroo

    Does anybody remember when people called Oshawott “Wotter”? Or Snivy “Smugleaf”?

  • Josh Omega

    Can I just say that I can’t wait for Jurassic world fallen kingdom! I love how it appears they are going back to the horror vibe of the first movie! There’s already a few movies I want to see this year. Black panther, avengers, Jurassic world, fantastic beasts and incredibles 2(took you long enough Pixar) to name a few!

    • Valoroo

      Me too! Looks pretty cool from the trailer

      • Josh Omega

        There are so many good movies coming out this year. Now if only they would announce saban would announce production on power rangers 2 lol still holding out hope for it

    • God why don’t I like movies anymore

      • Josh Omega

        I don’t know? I personally just go into all movies with an open mind and in cases of movies like Jurassic world I leave my brain at the door lol it’s one of those popcorn flicks as people call them.

        • I really don’t like it. Idk maybe I just find a lot of movies now very same-y and kinda boring? Idk. I liked Spiderman last year and Guardians of the Galaxy

          Idk…

          Dunkirk and Baby Driver were really good

          • Josh Omega

            I kind of get what you mean. A lot of movies are very similar now. Especially when it comes to horror movies. I have seen so many horror movies I can see the deaths coming a mile away in most cases lol

          • I guess there are like 100 years of movies I haven’t seen so I can just watch some of those until more interesting stuff comes out

          • Josh Omega

            I will say in the case of Jurassic world I am probably main excited because of Nostalgia. I remember years ago seeing the first one. I also remember being scared because of it. Still loved dinosaurs but was afraid of them coming to eat me lol anyways the fact that this movie seems to be going back to the horror tone that the first had has me really excited!

          • Ultron

            La La Land
            I, Tonya
            The Big Sick
            Coco
            IT
            Thor Ragnarok

            All good movies last year. Spider-man Homecoming was maybe my favorite though.

          • Josh Omega

            Saw all of those except coco, La la land and I tonya. That said power rangers was my favorite movie last year

          • Ultron

            La La Land is really good. I mean at the core the story is just good. But the music is pretty nice and the cinematography is just gorgeous..Beautiful shots and colors everywhere. Whoever made it clearly has a love for the camera and movie making

          • Josh Omega

            I may watch it later. Only reason I didn’t see it last year was because i thought it was a romance movie and since I was going through a break up I didn’t want to see anything invovling romance(as dumb as it sounds)

          • Ultron

            Yeah I mean that’s the core of the story, but as someone who hates romance movies I thought it was really well done

          • Josh Omega

            Well I may watch it later then! Really wasn’t in a good spot last year to watch stuff like that but so much better now!

          • Ultron

            I wasn’t either. Luckily I watched it before my life when to sh!t though

          • Josh Omega

            It happens unfortunately. Happened to me at the start of the year. Really showed me that you just have to keep moving forward no matter what

          • Ultron

            Absolutely. It’s nice have constants in my life as well like the community here and such.

    • Ultron

      I’m so excited for all these. I’m not expecting Jurassic World FK to be anything spectacular though, but the vfx and the animatronics look amazing. Nothing will top the first one though! Wish they would bring back Ellie…

      • Josh Omega

        I agree nothing compares to the original Jurassic Park. Movie scared the crap out of me as a kid 😂 and very unpopular opinion but I want to see the spino again 👀

        • Ultron

          The kitchen scene still puts me on edge. And yeah the Spinosaurus is awesome! Though the third movie is largely trash

          • Josh Omega

            Yeah 3 isn’t the best. Still a fun movie though! My rankings for the movies
            1. Jurassic Park
            2. Jurassic world
            3. Jurassic Park 3
            4. Jurassic Park 2 lost world
            I am not sure why 2 is my least favorite. Just didn’t like it as much for some reason.

          • Ultron

            I’d put 2 above 3 just cause it’s got the baby t rex and goldblum

          • Josh Omega

            Jeff goldblum is definitely the highlight of 2. Now that I think about it two probably ranks the lowest because I have seen it the least. I may try to get all the movies on blu Ray later this year and marathon them. That way I can rank them better lol

          • Ultron

            I only own 1 and JW and can’t say I honestly am looking to change that lol

  • Daedardus

    Who’s watched eggball and do you like it? Can someone please explain how scoring even works?

    • Ball go in fork team get point
      Ball go on ground far get also point?

      • Daedardus

        Why does it take like ten minutes to determine if a point was scored since they couldn’t see whether he moved the ball one inch when grasping it.

        • Ultron

          I think there’s just a lot of rules regarding what’s legal and what’s not, idk.

      • Ultron

        6 points for touchdown.
        1 point for field goal.

        That’s the basics I guess

        • Daedardus

          Isn’t it like 3 points for FG, but when you get a TD you get a new freekick esque thing and if you score a field you get 1 point whereas if you get in the opponents zone thingie you score 2?

          • Ultron

            Oh yeah they are 3 points. Whatever lol

        • Golden_Flygon

          And 2 points if you go for a conversion after a TD

          Also field goals w/ out TDs are 3 points

    • What the hell is Eggball?

      • Daedardus

        Noun[edit]
        eggball (uncountable)

        (Britain, slang) Rugby Union, rugby league, Australian rules football, American football, or any game where the ball bounces erratically due to its elliptical shape.

    • Ultron

      Ball-that-hardly-ever-touches-the-foot sport is really boring. But then again, I dislike watching all sports. Olympics are a special case because it’s not stuff you see everyday and they’re not stopping and starting every minute like other sports.

      • Daedardus

        Well, real football is fluent play also. Just 45 minutes of action, and if the teams are good (Premier League/ Champions League), you get two times 45 minutes full of action.

        • Ultron

          Soccer is boring to me too. Sports just don’t hold my attention. I’d rather be playing them, but also f*ck physical exercise

  • It’s nice knowing y’all

    I live outside Phillidelphia and Eagles WON their first Super Bowl and people here are known for being dumb

    I will probably be killed by a fan

    • Valoroo

      Don’t die plz

      • Or I get no school tomorrow because I heard like half the school isn’t coming

    • Ultron

      Aren’t people all over america dumb though? Lol. I can’t say cincinnati is anything much better

      • Most of the City is Scotts Irish and is filled with Taverns, Pubs and Bars

        Add drunks with football and you get a bad mix

    • Daedardus
    • Golden_Flygon

      (Salutes) It’s been an honor

    • Deerlia

      If you get attacked, assaulted, have property damage or trespassers, assuming by all means people are really this stupid… you can try this…
      (215) 707-8225 (Philedelphia trauma center)
      Or call a lawyer, (I recommend one in your area specifically) or 9-1-1 first and foremost.
      I don’t joke about this stuff, if you need a number in the future, well… now you got one, deer~

  • Shady

    Do you like it more than the original?…….I don’t but nice idea. https://orig00.deviantart.net/15c3/f/2018/035/5/2/incineroar__slight__redesign_by_kipine-dc24tew.png

    • Ultron

      Omg yes that is really cool.

    • Valoroo

      If only….. We got this instead of “Tony the Tiger” who’s hands got stung by bees

      • Shady

        U shouldn’t say this shiiit to me ……..1 Marshadow boy is more than enough

        • Seraph is more an Araquanid boy now so I think Valoroo is good as is

          • Shady

            I was implying the hate (anti-Inci) attitude

          • Valoroo

            That’s not only for Marshadow fans tho….?

          • Shady

            That’s not my point

          • Ohhhhh I get it

            I personally like the Litten line as a whole

        • Valoroo

          oh don’t touch Marshadow

          • Shady

            don’t touch my Incineroar first

    • Josh Omega

      As much as I love incineroar that is freaking amazing!,

    • This

      I like this

      • Ultron

        It looks so much more like Torracat too. Shame. Fans doing Gamefreak’s job better than them.

        • Valoroo

          Thats been happening for a while

          • Ultron

            True

    • Xiao Long For?

      Not really because it doesn’t fit the artstyle at all lol

    • Butter Geek

      It’s kinda cool, but I prefer Inci by a long run. This erases all of the Heel Wrestler stuff which made Inci so interesting.

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  • Ultron

    Why is Stardew Valley such a good game?

    • Daedardus

      It gives you the life everyone wants but can’t get.

      • Ultron

        Idk if I could be a farmer tho

        • Daedardus

          You’re a farmer with all the fun though! Don’t get sick, don’t get tired too easily, can date whoever you want, staying up till 1 am and waking at 6, get rich selling parsnips, beat some slimes in the mines, and overthrow capitalism.

          • Ultron

            I hate small towns though. But I guess the rest doesn’t sound bad

      • In the life I want, Leah dances with me in the Flower Dance

        0/10

    • EarthenWarrior

      Because you gave up on life to grow some effing parsnips on your dead grandfathers abandoned dirt farm

    • It was my favorite of 2016 ^~^

      It’s so cute. I wanna get back in the groove of it on Switch

      • Ultron

        I stopped for like 2 months, but I finally made it over the hump that is winter year 1 and year 2 is really fun now. I think I made a lot of good progress over winter

  • Daedardus

    • Ultron

      Honestly looks kinda good. I’m cautiously optimistic because I was adamant that this movie didn’t need to be made. But I actually like all the side details in the star wars universe so I’m remaining open to it

    • Valoroo

      Looks good! I’m not sure what to think in regards to the plot tho

      • Daedardus

        Plot: he makes the shortest Kessel run ever. Roll credits.

        • Valoroo

          Breaks box charts

      • Ultron

        I think it has to do with Solo making the Kessel Run. So that might involve freeing the wookies there that were slaves in the spice mines. I’m guessing that’s where Chewie was.Or perhaps Chewie pays Han to help him smuggle wookies out, idk.

        • Valoroo

          that would be cool!

          • Ultron

            It has potential to be quite emotional. I ultimately hope it’s a nice story for Chewie, he’s never been given enough material to chew on.

        • That’s stupid enough to be the plot

          • Ultron

            Idk, I kinda like it. It adds world building that the new canon hasn’t explored. Wookies were randomly featured in episode 3 by Lucas to sell toys and sh*t, but between then and A New Hope it doesn’t make sense that they weren’t a part of the rebellion. They’re an extremely intelligent species that’s highly gifted with engineering and they were allied with the Republic and the Jedi. So where did they go? In the old canon almost all of them were enslaved. I believe they were charged with physically building the death star among other things.

            I mean if you’re gonna shove Wookies in there for toys at least make it important rather than having a random battle on Kashyyyk just to put Chewie in there and give him an unnecessary relationship with Yoda.

          • Idk dude I can’t imagine this movie being anything more than acceptable and forgettable.

            I just feel like the main Rey storyline is way better than them trying to make spin offs.

          • Ultron

            Well that’s the thing. If you aren’t interested in the rest of the world and don’t like side stories then you’re by no means obligated to see them. The main things I’m interested in with the Sequel Trilogy is The Knights of Ren that they established and then dropped and Phasma, who they seemingly killed again. I’m looking forward to the Obi Wan movie though…hopefully it’s not something ridiculously out of canon.

    • Butter Geek

      First: Yeah, this movie will be out in February 2018
      Then: orrrrrrrr maybe desember 2018
      Now: Yeah guys it’s totally coming out in may!

  • EarthenWarrior

    6 whole days of SRing and still no Celebi

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I thought you caught it already. What was that pic of one that you posted a number of hours ago?

      • Valoroo

        He cheated one in with a glitch

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Ah ok

        • I guess he wants the Celebi as a collectors item

  • Valoroo

    Why did they screw up Marshadow’s role in I choose you so much… I know people that HATE marshadow because they didn’t explain anything about it in the movie. Marshadow just rubs off as a evil monster and that hurts me

    • Valoroo

      Also the fact that they hurt Marshadows reputation by including it might of been the reason why we never saw Ash vs Ho-Oh. They shoved marshadow in last minute and advertised him as “cool and strong” but ended up failing.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      THIS SO MUCH

    • Golden_Flygon

      I’m not really pissed, just extremely confused about what the hell Marshadow even was doing in the movie. I haven’t seen it yet, but after reading the plot online, he seemed like he was basically a Doomsday and was there for a “final fight”.

  • Valoroo

    Gotta go count Mareeps and sleep so night!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Night

  • Golden_Flygon

    Can we, like, talk about the Tide commercials? My god I never knew I wanted these commercials (Old Spice/Tide was just amazing).

  • ShinyXatu

    Well then…

    • Valoroo

      Ummmmm…….. well he’s certainly going to be top tier.

  • Deerlia

    So deers, it seems i ran into a familiar tower in crystal, I didn’t even know they had battle tower back then, I thought it started in Ruby and Sapphire…

  • Josh Omega

    Well downloaded crystal version. Picked totodile and currently looking for a phanpy https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e9ff24ae5eea579fd639cad311f422f8c529b39a18459d9c9fa878311b923b3.jpg

  • Josh Omega

    Well update already I just caught a phanpy! Going to stop there for now and try to get some sleep! Night everyone! And would love some help thinking of a nickname for donphan please. Couldn’t think of anything https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e375d173a3f4695c48a1b948473bce17d45b4d527b7f23fc3cacad520532e07f.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      A phine looking Phanpy, make sure you teach it Mud Slap from Falkner and Headbutt from Ilex and finally Rollout from north Goldenrod

      • Ultron

        And then dig from national park

        • EarthenWarrior

          nope it doesn’t get dig besides Dig is better on Croconaw for electric coverage and for Morty’s Gengar

          • Ultron

            Whatttt. It cant learn dig?? Ugh.

      • Josh Omega

        Thanks for the pointers! Will be sure to do those!

    • Valoroo

      Phanpy sure is adorable!

      • Josh Omega

        Easily my favorite ground type line!

    • Reece

      Donphan’s been pretty good on my Crystal Team – EQ, Strength, Rollout and Rock Smash w Quick Claw make for a decent combo

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
    • EarthenWarrior

      I have a better assist replay but it’s saved on my iPad
      Basically all of them using V-Create

  • Ok, so the Switch online service won’t start until September

  • Valoroo

    Wait @Schlong Shrub Seraph sence you said like almost all of my faviorite mons how do you feel about

    Toxapex

    Swirlix

    Armaldo

    Salamance

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Toxapex is cool but not amazing

      Swirlix is friggin adorable

      Armaldo is awesome

      And salamancce is eh

      • Valoroo

        Ok. You have like the best taste ever

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          😀

          • Valoroo

            😀

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            >w<

    • They’re all cool

  • Valoroo

    I actually think that gen 8 is coming this year. I don’t want it to but it probably will. Especially sense they are launching they’re online service at the same time as the average Pokémon release date. Probably trying to cash in on the big pokemon craze….

    • Smash is goona be the game they cash in on for the online. That’s a series that has always had rocky online but this could be their chance to prove that their paid service is actually quality

      • Valoroo

        hmmmm, That also makes sense too…

        • I mean, that all depends on if the paid online is quality

          At 20$ a year though that sounds incredible

  • @alexanderfreriks:disqus Just curious, what’s your opinion on Lucario and the Rockruff line?

    • Valoroo

      Lucario is cool. Its a better Zeraora

      Rockruff goes from cute pupper to cool dog

    • Josh Omega

      Didn’t ask me but I personally love both lol

  • Valoroo

    Convo time! Whats the CRAZIEST encounter with a shiny Pokemon you have ever had? (It cannot be wonder trade)

    • Hunted Regirock in ORAS for over a week WITH SHINY CHARM

      Finally found one

      The attack I used hit for half health the first time so one more should’ve brought it down to red but it rolled high and killed it.

      I still don’t have a shiny Regirock

      • Valoroo

        Oh that sucks…:(

    • My younger brother got a Shiny Metagross off Wonder Trade once

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Soft resetting accidentally on a shiny latias

      • Valoroo

        Rip….

    • EarthenWarrior

      i kept slaughtering Chanseys to level some trainees until i found a shiny

    • Oh actually I have a better story

      Was SOS chaining slowpokes to find a slowking so I didnt have to trade evolve it. Ended up getting a shiny. Afterwards I went back in the grass and found a shiny bagon

      • Valoroo

        Wow thats insane 😮

    • Butter Geek

      I random encountered a shiny Pelipper after getting a (hacked) shiny Nidoking from WT

    • joker901

      Like 18 years ago I was playing silver and I found a golden pidgeotto with stars around it. It used whirlwind and run. Nobody believed me for years because at that time nobody knew anything about shiny pokemon…

    • Ultron

      Shiny tangela in the safari zone. Very nerve wracking

      • Valoroo

        Did you catch it?

    • Golden_Flygon

      Shiny Zebstrika in my most recent Black 2 runs (it was my first normal shiny encounter since X). I jumped so much that I almost fell off my bed.

    • Josh Omega

      Probably my last playthrough I did in moon before USUM came out. Was soft resetting rowlet to get a certain nature. Almost settled for adamant when I wanted jolly but kept going. Two soft resets later I got a shiny rowlet and freaked lol

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    The Super Bowl phone kid meme is already getting old IMO

    • Butter Geek

      Wut meme

    • I should’ve watched the commercials

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        During the halftime show this kid was blatantly on his phone right near JT when he was performing.

        • me_irl

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            No but this meme is getting super spammed and I’m already done with it

          • It’s funny tho

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            It is the first fifty times you see it

    • Golden_Flygon

      I still think they’re funny imo, some really are hilarious

      In general tho I love the fact that this Super Bowl created so many memes

  • Xiao Long For?

    Have any of you had any series that changed a lot, leaving you divided about how you feel about it?

    • Steven Universe
      Star Wars

      Pokémon

      • Xiao Long For?

        WE
        ARE THE FILLER GEMS
        WE’LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY
        TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT BUT ONLY FOR A DAY

        • 5 days*

          Steven bombs

          • Xiao Long For?

            They’re lucky if they get that

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          There’s a five month hiatus before the next verse

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      *insert steven universe theme song*

      • it stilll takes a lot for me to not sing along with it

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I stop myself every time because I spot that L I T artstyle

    • EarthenWarrior

      wow

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Let’s count how many responses are steven universe

      • Xiao Long For?

        Two

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          We know more are coming

    • Xiao Long For?

      Someone: ‘How are your grades’

      Me: ‘As consistent as the SU art style’

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c524db0b536b137e8b09c8832b8dc558cb5b643b3ef226e30500b926d42750ab.png

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Holy hell even the ground is inconsistent

      • Lapis…. why did you do this to me

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Are you referring to her design or her character

          • Both…

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Gotcha

          • She was my favorite character from the moment I saw her

            Now I don’t even know who she is. She hasn’t been an interesting character since Same Old World

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Was that the episode with the Jersey joke?

          • Yes

            It was also one of my favorite episodes

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yeah that was a good one

          • Xiao Long For?

            R.I.P Lapis’ character arc

      • Golden Govnah

        Caring vs not caring
        ttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/323/832/457.jpg

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I’m still processing the thought that I fought a team consisting of four cats that had assist and spammed Eruption/Water Spout

  • Steven Universe is so bad now even SU Critical is terrible

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Welp

    • Xiao Long For?

      Star about to found SU Critical Critical… if anyone but SU Critical cared about the show anymore.

    • Kuppo

      Thought it was almost always terrible

    • Ultron

      It’s basically dead. Sad.

      • SU was one of the only ties I still had to CN, once it goes CN basically dies to me and cartoon channels basically die all together (CN is just awful these days, Nick is mostly cringy cartoons and Live action shows, Disney XD… I just don’t like Disney in general)

        • Ultron

          They all do suck don’t they :/

        • Butter Geek

          Uhhhh
          CN’s Ok Ko
          XD’s Duck Tales (2017)
          XD’s Star vs Forces of Evil
          Nick’s Loud House

          • I don’t watch Duck Tales or SvFoE (Just cuz I don’t feel like it, they are good from what I hear, but nah)

            I don’t like Loud House

            I don’t watch Ok Ko for the same reason as Duck Tales

    • Butter Geek

      IMO it’s Not this bad, but ceratinly isn’t in a good spot rn. The PD reveal was done really good, what they need to do now is just not be on hiatus all of the time, cut the unenjoyable fillers and put some more effort into the art, SU could easily become as good as it was before, with some effort from the creators.

      • You’re comparing sh*t to less shitty sh*t

        • Butter Geek

          So you think SU was always sh*t?

  • Yo, I love Nephenee’s art in Heroes

  • EarthenWarrior

    Earthen bored…….still SRing a legit Shiny Celebi, my last couple days consist of this
    Wake up screaming and sweating
    Piss
    Eat while SRing
    rocket league or splatoon WHILE SRing Celebi
    Snuggling the Puggily
    SRing on the Couch or the Floor
    Eat more
    Chores of cleaning the kitchen or basement
    SRing while websurfing
    Eat once again while SRing and binging on Netflix
    Discord
    Bed
    Repeat

    • Ultron

      I’m concerned your bowel movements are irregular

  • Golden Govnah
  • Xiao Long For?

    Sick Gen 9 leaks.

    The games will be on the Switch.
    At least one character from a past gen will appear.
    At least three new Pokemon/forms of each type
    Three starter Pokemon
    An adorable electric type that resembles Pikachu
    Rare Pokemon known as Legendaries and Mythicals appear!

    • Valoroo

      You are kidding me…..right?
      Characters will prob be removed

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I find it interesting that the UBs were meant for the Switch game. (If true) that would mean at one point they had a different reason for Lusamine to go crazy. Or maybe the entire story wasn’t fully thought of and they needed something so they took that idea and put it in gen 7

    • Ya know I always felt they were out of place in this story. The legendaries don’t resemble other ultra beasts despite technically being ultra beasts and this story is completely detached from the region.

      It’s too bad. I would’ve liked to see a story more centered about the culture of the region taking a lot from Polynesian mythology

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Totally agree. Would have liked to see more Tapus involved

    • Xiao Long For?

      Sauce?

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Where are you getting that info?

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        It’s a subsequent tweet from that guy that supposedly has credibility

  • Pokémon with the UI design of Persona sounds magical

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    What’s the game engine the new Pokémon game is rumored to be using?

    • Unreal I think

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Unreal 4 to be specific

      • Shady

        so wat’s 3ds one?

  • Butter Geek

    I F*CKING LOVE CEL SHADING
    IT LOOKS SO PRETTY

  • Sounds like a cool idea for cel-shading

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I expected a cell shaded Pokémon game. Im sure it’ll look nice at least

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Pay to play for Pokémon worries me….

    • EarthenWarrior

      every pokeball costs 2 bucks to buy

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Stop this we already have go

    • Xiao Long For?

      They said it’s just online so I don’t mind

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Who’s to say it might affect trading or things like that…

        • Xiao Long For?

          > Trading
          > One of the core principals of the game that’s been free since the beginning and is needed for the series’ main objective of catching them all

          Sure

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Online trading

          • Xiao Long For?

            They’re not going to touch online trading

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Hmm

        • If it does do all trading then I hope they make one game so I can get everything myself

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I’d love if the UI was to alter based on the type of the currently sent out Pokémon. So like if I sent out Araquanid, the UI would have a watery and buglike aspect

    • Kuppo

      That’d be so cool but they’d have to do the same for every type combination but it sure as hell will be cool

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Simple, one half would be one type and the other would be another. A full design would be formed if the mon was monotype.

        • Butter Geek

          That’s still 36 possible designs, but much more possible

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Or maybe it looks different depending on the area you’re in

  • Butter Geek

    One of my friends wasn’t at school today and he didn’t anwser text messages or phone calls. Got me pretty worried, but he finally texted me back, he’s just feeling bad. (Yes this is the friend that I like)

  • Oh my god.

    P2P means player to player

    Not pay to play.

    • Xiao Long For?

      No it means Pokemon to Pokemon

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      That didn’t cross your mind the moment you read it? Lol

      • No because pay to play refers to free games with insane micro transactions

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Oh we’re you telling other what it really meant? I thought YOU thought it was pay to play. Nvm then haha

  • Xiao Long For?

    I really want a Dragon Quest IX/Fantasy Life esque multiplayer where you go to the other player’s world to do stuff with them

    I mean parralel universes are a thang now

  • Xiao Long For?

    Whats the cutest Ghost-type and why is it Phantump?

    • Ultron

      Um mimikyu tho?

    • Butter Geek
      • InfinityD4

        If Mimikyu ever evolves I want it to become a shadow creature about marshadow-proportioned and the Disguise is now a hoodie and it’s like skull kid.

        • InfinityD4

          If I had any Artistic Skill or Money with which to Commission an Artist I would totally have a picture of this made.

    • Kuppo

      Because it’s not

    • That’s a weird way to spell Drifloon

    • Golden_Flygon

      I’m sorry, but could you repeat that again? I thought you said Litwick.

    • Valoroo

      I love all ghost types but it’s obviously Marshadow

  • Xiao Long For?

    You can choose any fictional universe that isn’t Pokemon to live in, and you get powers relevant to that universe. Which do you choose?

    • InfinityD4

      Hyrule.

    • Kuppo

      JoJo

    • Kirby, you basically can have any powers you want, or just be a snuggly animal

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmm maybe the Warcraft universe

      Depending what race and class I could potentially gain plenty of abilities

      Like a Enhancement Shaman imbues elemental power into his weapons and fights with primal fury

      https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/hearthstone_gamepedia/thumb/4/49/Thrall-Art.jpg/431px-Thrall-Art.jpg?version=cf78a761d1b5d9120d4686a0f0c3e5f7

    • Golden_Flygon

      Boku no Hero Academia, and I’d have light generation powers

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Harry Potter, Wizard.

      • Xiao Long For?

        YER A WIZARD MONKEH

        • Monkeyfuzz
          • InfinityD4

            I never have seen Goblet, But I’ve Read it and played the game for it, which SUCKED, then I got the Game for PoA, which was AWESOME.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Most movie tie-in games are bad tbh.

          • InfinityD4

            most TV-Show Tie-In Games are bad, Except for Battle for Bikini Bottom and to a lesser extent the First Movie Game.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Recent South Park games are supposedly good but I’ve not played them. I think movie tie-in games are mostly dead now and I never really saw TV show ones much anyway. The closest we get are Lego games which are good but that’s because they’re Lego games.

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            OMG that’s hilarious hahaha

    • Avatar

      Water Bender

    • Valoroo

      SHrek!

      Jk probably like Kirby or Mother

    • Butter Geek

      Marvel Comics universe, some telekinetic superpowers

    • Either JoJo or Persona. Or maybe even Digimon

    • Ultron

      Harry Potter..

  • Xiao Long For?

    So if Z is the next game

    Would it be

    Cell shaded?

    • Golden_Flygon

      That would be perfect

      • Xiao Long For?

        It’ll make waves in the gaming community

        • Valoroo

          I’d feel Complete in my Core

    • Ultron

      I hate cell shading so I would be pissed

      • Valoroo

        It’s a pun

        • Ultron

          BITCH I got that part. I’m feisty rn idk why

          • Valoroo

            Don’t worry, you are not the only one who dosent want Pokémon to have cell shading

          • Ultron

            That would be such a strange move for Gamefreak. Like that was your priority? lol

      • Xiao Long For?

        Um y’all realise 3D Pokemon is already cell shaded?

        • Ultron

          I mean more when it’s all artsy and sh!t about it, like the tmnt game. I find that ugly.

    • (Mr Perfect) Cell shading

  • Josh Omega

    Crystal update just got my first badge and go through sprout tower! Also caught my third team member! One of my favorite fire types if not my favorite! (Very close race between it and litten line) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/040691133851d17613e48dfaea8a22c68813f07ba16accd57e029d4a8fb5a1ca.jpg

    • Golden_Flygon

      Team looks good so far 👍

      • Josh Omega

        Yeah growlithe was a pain I must say lol kept roaring me when I found it. Didn’t plan on using it but my team really needed grass type coverage

    • Monkeyfuzz

      How come Phanpy has no name? I think the rater is in Goldenrod.

      • Josh Omega

        I honestly couldn’t think of a name at the time. Still can’t lol

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Elmer.

        • Golden_Flygon

          How about Michelin? It’s evo is based on characteristics of a tire.

          • Josh Omega

            May go with that

  • InfinityD4

    anyone here ever seen the map for Trainer Tower in FRLG? It’s Extremely wide for No Reason.

  • Valoroo

    Okey I’m back from Skewl and I have a question for you guys.
    If the CoroCoro revealed shadows what would you want them to be for?

    Starters

    Legends

    Mythical

    Early game mon

    or other

    • InfinityD4

      definitely not a fox you can’t get except through an event which has no signifigance to the game despite being the first pokemon revealed.

      • Valoroo

        You are kidding right? Gf would never do that 😉

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Someone sitting down to confirm sitting is back.

      • InfinityD4

        Tajiri-San Confirming he still Exists.

      • Valoroo

        Screw battle frontier THIS is what we need back

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Idk, maybe first reveal would get everyone too hyped. Maybe save it for nearer release.

          • Valoroo

            OR maybe keep it a secret like Ultra Nekrozma and let the fans find it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Gotta prepare them for it with a teaser lest it blow their minds.

        • Ultron

          What about sitting down AT the battle frontier?

          • Valoroo

            Don’t put that much hope into GF but

            P l e a s e

          • Ultron

            We all know battle frontier won’t be in Gen 8

          • Valoroo

            It’ll be the hyper super ultra battle rock

          • Valoroo

            With 50% less features

    • I mean probably starters

    • Golden_Flygon

      Early game mon, I missed it when they did with Pokémon like Zoroark

      • Valoroo

        Oh! I should put that in

    • Ultron

      Starters. Legends don’t excite me. Wish we could do without them on the covers

      • Valoroo

        Right! Maybe have like the version exclusives on it?

        • Ultron

          Tbh just put some of the really cool art work they make for the franchise on the cover. Mix sh!t up

    • joker901

      It won’t happen. Game Freak has totally forgotten about corocoro, which now has only movie staff. If there’ll be an announcement, a new direct will show up.

      • Valoroo

        But it revealed a lot in the SUMO season

  • Golden_Flygon

    Small Poke question, but can Clefable fly? It’s got wings, but I didn’t know if it uses them for flight.

    • Valoroo

      I don’t think so? I know it can bounce really high tho

      • Golden_Flygon

        Yeah that seems kinda right…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      No but it can fall with style.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Hell yea

    • EarthenWarrior

      Clefable do not fly like it previous evolution, more of a airy bouncy locomotion
      but i wouldn’t say its prevo can fly with such speed and acrobatics merely a slow and steady glide

  • Valoroo

    What’s this about pay to play and cell shading

    • Golden_Flygon

      Oh it’s this Gen 8 ‘leak’ where there might be cel-shading coming to Pokémon Switch

      • Valoroo

        Oh… I want realistic Pokemon though.

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    should I get yoshi or kirby?

    • Valoroo

      Right now probably Kirby cuz it’s awesome. Yoshi might end up being too kiddy

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        That’s my one concern with yoshi. Obviously, its designed to look like a little kid created the world, but there’s nothing in the exploration/ puzzle aspect that feels like a mario game that would take skill and maybe even some luck to beat. I fear I’ll just run through this game in a few hours and be done.

        • Valoroo

          Yea! That’s my problem with Wolly Workd

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            I never played. So that’s been a common thing for yoshi games? The only one I played was topsy turvy.

          • Valoroo

            Idk about the older ones but certainly for the new ones with art aesthetics

    • Ultron

      If you have to choose? Kirby

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    I want a new switch game, but I don’t want to wait til pokemon releases (WHENEVER that is). I also don’t want to pay for online features (for splatoon or ARMS) so I’m curious. What should I get? Stardew Valley?

    • Valoroo

      Kirby or wait for Hollow Knight

      • Ultron

        Kirby aint out though

        • Valoroo

          Oh right maybe snipperclips

    • Ultron

      Stardew Valley is great. Do you like simulators?

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        I mean I adore Harvest Moon and I’ve heard SV is a lot like it. It appears to be pretty similar based on the trailer.

        • Ultron

          Oh if you like Harvest Moon then hell yeah get it

  • Ultron

    Every time I come to this article to get to the comments and scroll past that Misty plushy it makes me so happy.

    • Valoroo

      I know! Its so cute

      • Ultron

        I need it right now. Is this merch for Japan only?? I NEED TO KNOW

  • Valoroo

    If Pokejungle was an actual game, who would everyone’s roll be? Like gym leader, Professor, Protags,etc…

    • I’d wanna be a fairy leader

    • Protag? I mean, I’ve always pictured my character as one of the main protagonists

    • Valoroo

      I’d be that one guy who shows up halfway and does like nothing,yet is marketed and put into later games aka Sina/Dexio

    • Josh Omega

      I would see myself as a protag honestly just exploring the region

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Can PJ be the professor? And can I have an ice type gym?

      • Valoroo

        sure

  • Golden_Flygon

    T̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶R̶a̶t̶t̶a̶t̶a̶

    I’d be down with being a friendly rival

    • Valoroo

      Yeah that fits you

    • Golden_Flygon

      Didn’t mean to post this here, oops

  • joker901

    There’s one interesting thing about UBs intended for Switch: Game Freak has not started developping Pokemon for Switch in march 2017. I’ve always thought that was obvious but if that’s true than I’m quite sure Masuda left sun and moon to Ohmori to start Pokemon for Switch.

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      IDK man, I swear I read an interview where it described the team being split in half (one half containing mainly new staff and the other returning veterans) and the new staff one worked on SM while the returning veterans dedicated their time to switch.

      • joker901

        That was for USUM. The young team did UsUm while the old team did Switch. I remember when Ohmori said that he had to create the trials himself for s/m because he had no programmers available. Imo it’s obvious they didn’t start Switch versions last years, they usually begin developping a new generation when the first titles of a generation are out. For example, they started s/m when some of they were doing x/y (see the strange souvenir). Now people that take 3 to 4 years to make a game on a console they already know will create and release two games for a new console that has titles like BOTW and SM Odissey in less then 2 years (cause the games will be released before April 2019 if they want to sell those 20 milions switch, even experts agree on this)? Not the case for me…

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I’m not sure where you got that they started in March of 2017……People need to stop making things up…..

  • Valoroo
  • EarthenWarrior
    • Valoroo

      I sense a recurring theme…

  • InfinityD4

    I have no Trainer Card but My Music would probably be:

    because I started with Ruby and Gladion’s Theme is BITCHIN.

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    I wanna make a trainer card! Where can I do that?

  • Rockcrawdaunt
    • Valoroo

      Froslass!!!!!👍👍👍👍

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        My all time fave pokemon!

        • Valoroo

          It’s my 5th!

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Obviously not May, but I just wanted to make the team.

  • Valoroo

    Gotta go to art class but will reveal opinions on Zeraora when’s i get back

    • Valoroo

      OK that mystery gift theme is godly

  • PumpkinLord

  • So many anime I need to catch up on, but I heard the Bleach anime was pretty crap

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Not true. the filler was a bit lame, but the anime on the whole was good. It’s just that the manga went a little long in the tooth at times so obviously the show would too. The first few seasons of Bleach are great. Then it’s a little hit or miss. Really hope they come back to cover the final arc of the manga. Was a shame they ended the anime where they did…..

  • I was one match away from ranking up to A- in Splatoon….

    And the mode changed. You gotta be kidding

  • ShinyXatu

    A heartfelt song dedicated to all of the Celebi whose lives were lost during the Soft Reset Massacre of 2018…

    • Valoroo

      I never thought about soft resets that way…… Now I feel sorry for all the Verizions……..

      • ShinyXatu

        I actually think about it like alternate universes that all exist and collapse at the same time, with the only one surviving being the one with the shiny. This is some serious quantum physics material for a Pokemon game.

        • Valoroo

          Or maybe a new universe is created every time and your player just leaves the old ones to come to the current?

  • Valoroo

    Okey I’m back!

    First when I was at art class I saw my old drawings from when I had exxential depression and I was pretty sad until All star started playing. I cheered up and the moral of the story is that no matter how hard life knocks you down, there’s always something to look forward to.

    Secondly Zeraora. WHY?!? There is literally NO reason for it to exist! It is litearally a Sonic Oc pokefied! There is nothing for it except “lel it go fast”. Wait! iTS LITERALLY SONICHU I CANT GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD!!!

    • Ultron

      I don’t think the design is that bad. I agree it didn’t really need to exist though. I really don’t like the concept of event legends. It was cool back in gen 4 and 5, but not anymore.

      • Valoroo

        Yeah… I feel like it was made a mythical just to market the space in between gens

        • Ultron

          Yep..I just hate how they don’t feel special anymore.

          • Valoroo

            Back then mythicals had lore….. Now we have a robot that should of been In Kalos and another Mono electric type

          • Ultron

            Yeah they literally don’t even have lore surrounding them anymore. I couldn’t tell you a single thing about the forgettable rabbit that is magearna.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Marshadow is perfection

          • Valoroo

            Right you are! It should of gotten more attention or at LEAST a backstory

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Agreed!
            At least it’s getting attention in the metagame ;3

          • Valoroo

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      It’s a mythical Pokemon. That’s its reason to exist. Why do Magearna, Marshadow, Volcanion, Celebi, Mew, etc exist? It’s just so they can have an event.

      • Valoroo

        Mew,Celebi maybe Marshadow have lore around them….

        You are right about Volcanion,Magearna, all the others that I forgot about

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          It is what it is. I hope they do bring back special events in gen 8. It was nice that the mythicals had a special scene to go with their event. Rather than us just getting them in a Pokecenter from some dude

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Have you read its dex entry XD?

  • Shady
    • Ultron

      I love Zygarde complete. This is really cool artwork.

    • ShinyXatu

      Reminder that Zygarde Complete was the first Gen 6 Pokemon/form to be revealed and we should get a new Pokemon of some sort this year regardless of whether or not Pokemon Switch comes out this year. Also, that’s a neat card.

      • Valoroo

        Don’t you mean 7? I don’t remember discussion about Zygarde during prerelease of X and Y

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Not true. We could see a new mechanic in the new movie rather than a new Pokemon. the last BW movie featured Mega evolution rather than a new Pokemon after all.

      • Josh Omega

        I still think that lugia will get a new form in the movie. We will have to wait and see I suppose

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          If Lugia gets a new form and we don’t get a game that has ties to Johto that’ll be a weird thing……lol

          • Josh Omega

            Return of megas maybe? It happened in the genesect movie with mewtwo. Or maybe some new form change mechanic in the switch game?

        • Valoroo

          Thad be sick

          Lugia wet wings form…

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Inb4 Regiwet and Regidry

        • Valoroo

          Also that’s unlikely sense Ho-Oh didn’t get anything for its movie…

          • Josh Omega

            Who’s to say Ho-Oh doesn’t get a new form too. They are the last two legends Being given out later this year so maybe they are gearing up for something involving them. Maybe an in game event involving them? Who knows with the Pokémon company

          • Valoroo

            That could happen but I doubt it… Why would they focus on Ho-Oh and Lugia when there is nothing related to them coming?

          • Josh Omega

            Who knows? Maybe they could finally give a generation besides gen one some love with new forms? Could also tie into the gen 2 virtual console games in a way

          • Valoroo

            Maybe gen 2 regional variants with gen 8?

          • Josh Omega

            Would be nice! I really want a water type Phanpy line personally! Maybe even water/ground?

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Does anyone have any proof as to why we should believe that guy on Twitter that Govnah posted earlier? He said he had a history of leaking or at least predicting stuff, but what exactly did he leak?

    • Valoroo

      That’s what people said about the starter ””””leaks”””””” a few months ago

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Huh? You mean that art that was floating around like a week ago? That was less than a month ago man…….hahaha but yeah would still like to know how credible this Twitter dude is. Would help to know how serious to take them

        • Valoroo

          No the guy that said like three animals. It was a racoon? a wolf and I forgot the other one

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Ooooooooh that guy. Oh yeah. No it was my bad for not totally remembering, but apparently that guy predicted RR and some USUM stuff. He’s more or less solid. He might not get everything right, but I think he’s pretty credible

          • Valoroo

            He also might be using his high position to just guess and sense we don’t know when the games will be revealed he is feeding off our news hungry minds

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Doubt it. I’ve talked to him a few times and he seems like he’s on the up and up. Also just as a note those 3 animals were never explicitly stated to be the starters. He just tweeted those pics and said he liked them. Never once said they were actually gonna be Pokemon. That said it’s still suspicious

          • Valoroo

            Oh! From what I was told he said it was the starters… Could it be like when a guy tweeted a picture of a sun and moon right before the reveal?

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Um…..I’m not totally sure….I don’t remember that guy. Either way yeah no I don’t think he ever said they would be the starters. He was tweeting about some stuff that lead people to believe he had info on the new game and then tweeted with those animals and everyone jumped on it saying that they’d be the starters. It makes sense, but at the end of the day he didn’t say anything himself. They could very well be the starters tho. We shall see.

          • Valoroo

            That’s actually pretty smart! If they are the starters then his credibility still stands and If they are fake then he can say he was just posting cool animals

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            He does tweet about other stuff too so it’s not like he has to prove anything to anyone. He knows what he knows and won’t lead people on if he doesn’t. From what I’ve seen he’s a very sincere person that isn’t out to troll people.

          • Josh Omega

            Tanuki wolf and goat I think

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I get this suspicious feeling that an announcement lies just over the horizon

    • Valoroo

      OMG I have had that feeling for a week! It is right around the time SUMO was revealed so I have high hopes for at least a teaser

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yessssssss we are feeling the same feelings
        OUR SOULS HAVE LINKED

        I do too

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Still not so sure. Unless the VERY unlikely event happens where Zeraora is actually a gen 8 Pokemon I can’t see it happening. I don’t see them revealing a gen 7 mythical and then immediately revealing the Switch game. If Zeraora was revealed in Decemeber I’d be all on board, but not now. I’d say March is a better bet for an announcement. I could be wrong tho

      • Valoroo

        Maybe start teasing Gen 8 in CoroCoro, letting have Zeraora have its month of relevance and then start dropping teasers

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          I’m almost certain Zeraora will have a scoop in CoroCoro tho so that’d be the big thing for the month. It’d be completely overshadowed if they teased anything about the Switch game so soon.

          • Valoroo

            They show glared out box arts again

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            That was after the official announcement of the games tho. Plus there weren’t any gen 6 Pokemon left to reveal. One thing at a time please.

          • Valoroo

            Imagine they show a glared switch box art and it turns out to be a spin off. I think Zeraora will be revealed November for a surprise ending for the legendary distribution

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Again that doesn’t make any sense. You can’t have it both ways. First of all if Zeraora doesn’t get revealed until November then that means there’s no way the Switch game will get revealed any time soon. Second Zeraora won’t have anything to do with the Legendary event going on because those are all version exclusive mons. Zeraora is a mythical no matter how you slice it. It’ll get it’s own event independent from the monthly events.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    All I want for Christmas is an invertebrate water starter

    I know it isn’t Christmas but shush

    • Valoroo

      I’d pick that nomatter the opposition

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Exactlyyyyyy
        Like a jellyfish or somethin

        • Valoroo

          YES

          ( somehow becomes humanoid)

          Why

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Inb4 it’s a humanoid shrimp
            I’ll literally die

          • Valoroo

            No it’s a golisopod recollor

            Creativity :3

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Better design than around half the fire starters

          • Valoroo

            True

          • Josh Omega
          • Valoroo

            Dude thats overpowered

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Word on the street: The squid is OP

          • Josh Omega

            Signature move Clarinet blast
            100 power
            100 percent accuracy
            If this move hits the target will flinch and get confused

          • Valoroo

            nononono fake news
            Clarinet Blast
            500 power
            200 percent accuracy
            If this move hits the opposing Pokemon DIES forever

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Ya’ll getting your hopes up for something that likely ins’t coming any time soon lol

    • Valoroo

      Big hype is better then no hype at all

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Big hype leads to big disappointment and that leads to bigger complaining about stuff that was never promised to begin with XP

    • Josh Omega

      Meh all fandoms do this lol if anything we get titles for the switch titles in a month or so.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    It electrifies its claws and tears its opponents apart with them. Even if they dodge its attack, they’ll be electrocuted by the flying sparks.

    It approaches its enemies at the speed of lightning, then tears them limb from limb with its sharp claws.

    Nothin Personnel, Alola

    • Valoroo

      Such edge much wow

      Coldsteel x Pokemon x Sonichu

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The fact that this thing exist makes me beyond upset
        Sonichu would have literally been a better Pokemon

        • Josh Omega

          But we got sonichu in gen 7 lol it’s name is Togedemaru

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            That’s my point

          • Josh Omega

            Personally I like Zeraora. Only complaint is it should have been electric/fighting just like Electivire lol and calling it right now it will be a future dlc character in Pokénn

          • Valoroo

            I thought they were done?

          • Josh Omega

            I don’t think they confirmed the dlc we are going to get is it. More could happen I would assume

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            There’s two more character and 3 support slots

            A character and support were already confirmed
            Guarantees more is coming

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            If it is I swear to god
            That game is already making me hate Charizard and Weavile

          • Valoroo

            Ibn4 next dlc is
            Incinaroar
            Zeraora

            Throws cartridge in fire

          • Josh Omega

            I would probably play as both just to spite people online honestly lol

          • Josh Omega

            I am just happy Sceptile is in it 😂 will probably be my main once I get the game lol

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            He’s kinda hard to learn, just as a warning

          • Valoroo

            Even though there is chandelure my main is Braixen for some reason

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            *triggered noises*

          • Valoroo

            I mean I played it before my love of ghost types so idk I actually main everyone except machamp
            I use gengar Braixen, Chandelure
            And Ageslash the most

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Oh so you have the game?

          • Valoroo

            Yep :3

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Funnnnn
            We should battle sometime!
            What’s your rank?

          • Valoroo

            I don’t remember off the top of my head right now… I’ll find it later

          • Josh Omega

            Honestly when I do get the game I will give everyone a try. Decidueye looks like it may be fun to play as for example

  • Valoroo

    The electrec jelley pokemon
    Water Electric
    Awwww it’s so cute :3

    Evolves

    The buff jelley Pokémon
    Water Fighting

    Kill it with grass

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      The first form is all I want

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Nite peeps time for bed

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Reminder: 7th best Pokken Deci in the world right here

    • Ultron

      Zeraora for pokken

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Stop
        I don’t need another fucking weavile

      • Valoroo

        No I’d be just lucarioxweavile

    • Kuppo

      Become 1st and illI let you in my cool kidz club

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    The best cat Pokemon is Purugly simply because of the image of an obese cat outrunning a Latios

    • Valoroo

      I hate it just because of team Galactic

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Nuuuu

        • Valoroo

          The only bad kitty is A Persian

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Incineroar and Zeraora

          • Valoroo

            My friend is obsessed with incinaroar and he litiarally spent the entire lunch searching up lewd pictures of it. I wanted to vomit all my food up.

            Zeraora can just be erased from existence

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Holy hell…

  • Valoroo

    Good night

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Nighto!

    • Niiiiiiiight

  • Josh Omega

    Crystal update 2 badges. Rush absolutely destroyed bugsy lol currently soft resetting to get a shiny odd egg. Really hoping for an elekid! So far got a plain tyrouge and cleffa will continue tomorrow since I need to go to bed. Night everyone! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4fd9b08402b92b5cec44dd4013ee117d35f698f4878107c07693af8ceecc55fc.jpg

  • ShinyXatu

    So I never learned to play an instrument before, but I’m thinking about buying a flute. A very specific flute, that looks like this. I just watched the Kill Bill movies and loved them to death (haha), and I realized that the sound of this Chinese flute is exactly what I have been interested in for years. It’s 4 feet long and $100 but it would be specially made for me…should I do it? Am I crazy?
    https://img1.etsystatic.com/146/0/5382846/il_fullxfull.1130842731_j84d.jpg

    • Butter Geek

      If you have the money, why not? Try it!

  • ShinyXatu

    I know nobody’s here at this time of night but there’s an interesting rumor being discussed on 4chan right now and thought it should be put here.
    >New Super Mario All-Stars
    A holiday 2018 release. Remake / remaster of all four NSMB games with DLC from the 3DS / Wii U games added. Will also tie in with the mobile game (pic related) and add content from that, like more playable characters and the Toad Rally mode.
    >Metroid Prime 4: Rivals
    Releasing sometime in 2019. Classic Prime first-person gameplay, will have both a campaign and an extensive multiplayer mode. Will focus on the backstory of Sylux, and the morality of the Galactic Federation. The multiplayer mode features multiple playable hunters / marines to play as, bringing in elements from Echoes / Hunters / Federation Force. Expect that to receive continual updates with new maps / modes. Prime 4: Rivals will be Nintendo’s premiere competitive FPS, and they will push it hard.
    >Metroid Prime Trilogy
    The first three games remastered. Echoes’ multiplayer is removed, while new features are added like traditional controls and amiibo support. Probably releasing in fall 2018.
    >Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Switch
    Nintendo’s big hitter for holiday 2018. Based off the Wii U edition with stages / modes / trophies from the 3DS edition added. Smash Run / Smash Tour get online multiplayer, new Smash Run enemies, and Break the Targets is brought back, with individual maps for each character. All DLC is present except for the Miiverse stage. New characters are Ice Climbers, Solid Snake, the Inklings, and Geno, each with their own stage. Smash Switch will be supported for a few years, with multiple DLC seasons planned, including characters, stages, and Mii costumes.

    Some more tidbits are Animal Crossing and Pokemon in 2019 and Yoshi’s Flip Side in the summer. This person could be completely false but this goes in line with other rumors about this year being very port-focused from Nintendo. I believe it personally. Anyway, I hope there isn’t a new article tomorrow to bury this post…goodnight.

    • InfinityD4

      Cool

    • Kuppo

      – Online smash run

      YES

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Geno is all I had to hear for it to be fake

    • Valoroo

      Cewl but fake. They are more then likely to represent arms then put a character that they have no rights to in

      • Belladonna

        I mean

        They got Cloud

        • InfinityD4

          Snake had at least been on a Nintendo Console before Brawl, Cloud Came out of Left Field, Especially since They probably won’t put the FF7 Remake on Switch.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I just had a effed up dream, something about a zombie lobster suspended in the air above a pool and having to form a human tower to get it, and some guy fell and cracked his ribs…

    If you think I’m making this up you are sorely mistaken

    • zess

      Wonder what it means?

      • EarthenWarrior

        it means i’m clearly suffocating in my sleep causing dementia

    • Valoroo

      Sweet mother of Arceus

      • EarthenWarrior

        I still mentally recall the bloody shattered ribs

        • Valoroo

          Thats………… disgusting

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  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    My Volt White 2 Nuzlocke returns today. I’m 100% not ready

    • EarthenWarrior

      I will notify your next of kin

    • Golden_Flygon

      That should be fun

    • Valoroo

      Good luck!!

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Thanks!

        • Valoroo

          What is Volt White? I’ve heard a lot of people talk about it

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            It’s essentially an extreme difficulty hack of the gen 5 games

          • Valoroo

            oh… so you are doing like a hard mode of a hard mode…..
            Then you need all the luck you can get!

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yep
            And it’s on challenge mode so

          • Valoroo

            ouch

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yep
            Roxie has a toxic spikes explosion Trubbish

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh Seraph dis was what I wanted to show you
    https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-421621317

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Watching nao

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      That was certainly something
      Oh as an fyi, suspect allows you to use Breloom in UU rn

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    So I saw Nappy struggle against corless which is who I’m fighting next…. I’m terrified

    • zess

      In ultra Sun and Moon? If so where cause I didn’t know you could fight him.

      • Volt White 2

        • zess

          Oh a fan game? Gonna have to try one of those one day.

    • Valoroo

      Remember the Pokémon motto!
      If you can’t beat them
      (use cheap strats until you do)

    • zess

      Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite clone!

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Mew gave birth

    • Valoroo

      Hey mewtwo? When’s your birthday party? Ya never invited me!……. plz

    • InfinityD4

      I just realized that this implies that unlike in the anime where Mewtwo was born in a futuristic glass cylinder, in the games They actually Modified a Mew Fetus In-Utero.

  • zess

    Whitney just wrecked my whole team. gonna level them all up to 25 and evolve my Pichu then I’ll rematch her

  • Valoroo

    Hey @Seraph
    Your jelley fish gave me the weirdest dream/nightmare ever

    I watched a Pokémon trailer when it revealed the new starters

    Jelpie
    Water electric

    Idk
    Grass steel goat with long horn that have little leaf spikes on it. When he attacks the leafs grow into huge spikes.

    Burnoko
    Fire/Dragon
    Orange snake with orb on head and tail

    Then it showed the legendays
    A manatee for past
    And a robot dragon for present
    (This is where it got weird)

    Incinaroars burst out of the legendary and the starters evolve and start fighting them
    The trailer ends with N closing a book and walking out through a glowing door

    I got out of my chair and turned around and there was an incinaroar in my doorway
    (End)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Okay I love everything until the Incineroar’s holy hell

      • Valoroo

        Yeah I’ll draw the jelly’s later
        Jeeze why do I always have trailer dreams right before Pokémon announcements? I just remembered my sun2 and moon2 dream >-<

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I’m super eager
          Though … I know what’s gonna come out this month sadly…

          • Valoroo

            I find it funny that most fans are treating Zeraora like a problem we have to get out of the way instead of something to look forward to

  • EarthenWarrior

    My brain might be broken… my mind feels hazy and unfocused, unable to form complete sentences in my head nor generate my grandiose ideas or functions… I think my sleep apnea is getting worse and really need to reinvest in a sleeping mask… which means I cannot shift positions in my sleep without compromising it

  • Josh Omega

    I have hatched every Pokémon from the odd egg at least once. No shiny yet…… I think I have hatched at least 8 eggs. Will do more later when I get off work. Hopefully I get one soon lol

    • Valoroo

      It took a ling time for me too….
      DON’T SR over a shiny even If you already have it. Takes double the time

      • Josh Omega

        I swear if I get a freaking cleffa or igglybuff…..🤣 personally I want an elekid since it will fit nicely into my team. If not that tyrouge would do

        • InfinityD4

          I will never understand why GF decided to Reduce the chance of the Odd Egg being Shiny from 1 in 2 to 7.142857142857143 in the International Versions.

          • Shining Valoroo

            Because they wanted to balance it out? Eggs take way to long to hatch on these games

          • InfinityD4

            ? it’s a singular special egg.

          • Josh Omega

            Because they are jerks

  • Valoroo



    “fun” hahaha the only “fun” I had was sweeping Guzma with my Masquerain

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I mean I enjoyed USUM a fair bit

      • Valoroo

        oh, I meant in terms of battles
        The story was a bit too long but It was fine
        especially totem Aqurinaid
        so fun

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Ooohhh
          Totem Araquanid <3

          But umm… Totem togedemaru is ptsd for me

          • Me with Totem Lurantis

          • Valoroo

            I only beat it with a wondertraded mon

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I beat it…after being stalled for 45 minutes

          • Valoroo

            lol…I only beat it cuz I sacrificed Masquerain. Olivia can die though. that lilliep

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Masquerain nuuu

          • Shining Valoroo

            🙁

          • Lol

            You losers don’t know the power of leech seed

  • I think I’m going through withdrawal over not having the new Persona games. Seriously, when are these games gonna be localized?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Try being a Borderlands fan

      • Try being a Billy Hatcher fan.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I am a Billy Hatcher fan

          • Do you feel the pain?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ehh I was playing it last week with associates and they enjoyed it so not particularly

          • I suppose, but it sucks that such a good game hasn’t gotten a sequel by now. I don’t have the game, but I have a Gamecube, so I’ll get it back somehow

          • InfinityD4

            I mean Genius Sonority Made the Shadow Pokemon Games, but now they make Shuffle, Not that I’m Complaining about Shuffle, It’s Bitchin.

          • InfinityD4

            GET ON THE GIANT EGGS SEGA.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Can someone send me the ultra beast poster for guzzlord?

  • InfinityD4

    Reposting this from below.
    I just realized that the whole Mew Gave Birth thing Implies that unlike in the anime where Mewtwo
    was born in a futuristic glass cylinder, in the games They might have actually
    Modified a Mew Fetus In-Utero.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s not a literal birth, it’s more metaphorical.

      • InfinityD4

        I know this but Imagine.

  • Belladonna

    Friendly reminder that there’s somehow not a catgirl Pokemon

  • EarthenWarrior

    Belladonna

    Nyaneko
    Feline Pkm
    Normal (Was considering Dark/Fairy or Dark/Psychic)
    Cute Charm/Oblivious HA: Quick Feet
    A bipedal feline Pokémon with hot pink fur and cyan stripes, long draping fur near its waist to resemble a skirt and oversized paws with long pink claws, a extremely long tiger tail with several fringes, it sports a stupidly adorable :3 face with a single fang hanging out with wavy whiskers, long pointy ears and a tiger like mane that resembles anime hair with numerous quills

    • Shining Valoroo

      Sound cute :3

      • EarthenWarrior

        They’re extremely hyper with over the top cutely destructive habits

    • EarthenWarrior

      HP 69
      Atk 86
      Def 49
      SpAtk 55
      SpDef 78
      Speed 130

      Scratch
      Growl
      Play Nice
      Charm
      Baby-Doll Eyes
      Fury Swipes
      Sing
      Bestow
      Bite
      Sweet Kiss
      Assist
      Attract
      Covet
      Flatter
      Teeter Dance
      Fling
      Slash
      Rest
      Play Rough

      “It’s cute looks make it extremely popular with young women and children but training one is difficult with its preppy scatterbrained nature”

      “It’s fur releases a sweet smelling oil that captivates its foes, if anyone ruffles its mane it will wildly slash everything to ribbons”

      • EarthenWarrior

        Thoughts opinions

      • Belladonna

        Ewwwww

  • How do you pronounce Primarina

    I say it “Prime- a-reena”

    But I’m starting to think it’s supposed to be “Pree-ma-reena”

    • I say the latter

    • Belladonna

      Pree-ma-reena because it’s from the term Prima Donna

    • Kuppo

      I’ve always pronounced it like the later

    • InfinityD4

      I’ve always said the Latter.

    • Golden_Flygon

      I always said it like the way you do

  • joker901

    Zeraora is most likely a 7th gen pokemon just don’t forget that M Latios and M Latias were coded in x/y but were only available in ORAS (they could only be tranferred), Thousand Arrows and Thousaund Waves were both coded in x/y and ORAS but only available in S/M and AZ Floette was coded in both 6th and 7th gen and…where the hell is AZ Floette?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It is 7th Gen. Those Megas aren’t separate Pokemon so do not count in the same way, same with the moves, ORAS is also still Gen 6so the Megas still don’t change generation before release. We had an article asking where AZ Floette is and most seem to think they just didn’t bother releasing it I think.

      • joker901

        Some Gen 2 Pokemon are coded in red and green too actually…but I know Zeraora is probably gen 7

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    @BigGuyI:disqus
    Breloom officially dropped to UU while Buzz has been banned
    Have fun

  • Shining Valoroo

    Okey gotta go to skewl
    See ya in six or so hours

  • InfinityD4

    I really wanna know how SE got Krile out of Kururu and how they expected people to say it, on a related note, Eiko from FF9 is pronounced Ay-Ko.

  • InfinityD4

    So Putting Sonano Sonansu into google Translate Returns That’s Right… interesting…

  • Belladonna

    Give me two random Pokemon and I’ll write a fight scene between them

    • Two slugma

      • Belladonna

        demn

      • Belladonna

        Flannery eagerly looked at the trainer before her as his Slugma burst onto the battlefield, facing her own.

        “You’re going down!” She roared, thrusting her arm into the air. “Sluggy, use Ancient Power!”

        Flannery’s larger Slugma ominously glared at her foe as she began to conjur fragments from a time long past. As the prehistoric projectile hit her foe, her body was enveloped in a vigorous red aura.

        “You got stat boosts!? I call hax!” Her opponent cried out, quite angry. “Fine! We’ll just have to put you on a timer. Toxic!”

        The foe’s Slugma emitted an eerie purple blob which cannonballed towards Sluggy, but her increased reflexes from the Ancient Power allowed her to dodge it and get behind her foe.

        “Awwwwwright Sluggy, finish it off with an Earth Power!”

        Sluggy cheerfully cried out as her body was coated in a golden aura. This brilliant light then leached into the ground – under her foe – and caused the floor to erupt with earthen energy.

        “We did it Sluggy! One less badge to hand out today!” Flannery cheered, Sluggy reflecting her cheerfulness with a cry of glee.

        “Hax… “ The young man whimpered as he turned and walked away.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          By ‘earthen energy’ do you mean rage?

          • Belladonna

            yis

        • Why did you take this seriously

          I imagined them just slowly crawling towards eachother before they both pass out

          • Belladonna

            because Flannery

    • Deerlia

      Metapod and kakauna

      • Belladonna

        The two Bug Catchers stared each other in the eyes as their intense battle intensified.

        “Kakuna, use Harden!”

        “Metapod, get Harder!”

        “Kakuna, get even Harder!”

        “Metapod, go even Harder than that!”

        “Kakuna, as Hard as you can!”

        “Metapod, the Hardest!”

        “BEYOND HARD, HYPER KAKUNA SUPER IRON DEFENSE HARDEN!”

        The Kakuna’s body glistened a beautiful silver, in an almost metallic aura.

        The Bug Catcher gasped accusingly. “That’s cheating!”

        The other Bug Catcher chortled. “No, baka, it is succeeding!”

        “Hmph!” The other other Bug Catcher hmphed. “We’ll just have to get even stiffer than you’ll ever be!

        “Nothing can be harder than me and Kakuna right now!” The other other other Bug Catcher declared.

        The other other other other Bug Catcher could only smile as he placed the Normalium Z on the Z-Ring around his wrist.

        “HARDER THAN INFINITY! STIFFER THAN FOREVER! Z-HARDEN!” He screeched as he danced along with his Metapod.

        Metapod’s body erupted with white, as it received its trainer’s full power.

        “Now you’ve seen the full power of me and my nakama!”

        Kakuna’s trainer only smirked, before delivering an epic one liner. “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”

        Kakuna spat out a purple needle, which sunk into Metapod and gave it a malicious purple aura.

        “NANI!?” Metapod’s trainer screeched as his partner went limp.

    • Kuppo

      Uh, if multiple people answer that question wouldn’t it take a LOT of your time?

      and Gallade vs Scizor

    • Golden_Flygon

      Perfect Zygarde vs Ultra Necrozma

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Scrafty VS Arbok

    • ShinyXatu

      Basculin Red-Striped vs. Basculin Blue-Striped.

  • Golden Govnah

    which one of your favorite game series havent had a sequel in years, this is mine https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9f9b944b30dff9266255b149c5c2072eb30bb5008dd9bf90a92efe95a64c79c6.jpg

    • Mother

      • Golden Govnah

        mother is in its own league

    • Golden Govnah

      JUST LISTEN TO THE THEME

    • Kuppo

      Jak and Daxter, my literal childhood

    • I was just talking about this

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Paint Splash and the Mario and Luigi crossover?

        • EarthenWarrior

          *Punches you in the face*

          • Golden Govnah

            COLOR SPLASH WASNT THAT BAD

          • EarthenWarrior

            >:C it sucked so badly

          • Kuppo

            If you say “wasn’t that bad” you’re still admitting it’s bad 👁️‍🗨️

          • EarthenWarrior

            Technicality!

      • Kuppo

        God wish they made more Paper Mario games. Like what made them stop after TYD?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Used to play with my siblings all the time.

      Breath of Fire, though I never played Dragon Quarter and I don’t count mobile games.

      Jade Cocoon.

    • TheReece25

      Viewtiful Joe… They dropped that hardcore.. Really good original game

  • ShinyXatu

    Game Freak is hiring a bunch of translation experts to translate in-game text, strategy guides and things like that. The only one with Localization Specialist is…SPANISH. Also, it’s only for 1 year, meaning the next game likely will launch before March 2019 (although this isn’t much more than an educated guess).
    https://twitter.com/pixelpar/status/960879184561176578

    • Golden Govnah

      WE MUST DISCUSS GET ON DISCORD NOW

      • ShinyXatu

        Yeah, I saw that one coming from a mile away 😛

        • Golden Govnah

          WE RUMOR BROS

        • Golden Govnah

          ill be waiting

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      That’s honestly when I predicted

    • joker901

      I don’t think the Localisation Specialist to Spanish is that important. I mean he/she has to translate from Japanese to Spanish, the game will always be in Japanese, do you maybe mean that because the games are setted in Spain than GF wants the Spanish version to be more accurate than other countries? 🙂

      • joker901

        And by the way that job is for “computer games”. Even if the games will be out in march 2019 they already should have started the translation for other countries cause the games should be finished in 8 months anyways…

  • TheReece25

    Leak!
    Watch with me 😍
    https://youtu.be/fqD0X9c5qLE

    • TheReece25

      Hopefully Dragon Ball FighterZ is what the HD cell shaded art will look like

    • Golden Govnah

      oh its my boi larry

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      This can either be amazing or terrible depending on who said help is

  • Golden_Flygon

    Got a game for you guys:
    – Pick your 3rd favorite Pokémon
    – Pick out the next Pokémon in the Dex that has a type super effective to your 3rd favorite’s type
    – The Pokémon you pick sacrificed its life to protect you from a gunshot

    • Belladonna

      Bye bye Oranguru

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Huh it’s almost just like an event that actually happened

      • Golden_Flygon

        I would make a 2016 joke but naw

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Please don’t, it was never funny, Oranguru isn’t even a Gorilla.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      *Pulls Quagsire out of the way to take the bullet instead*

    • Kuppo

      Ferroseed can actually take a gunshot and live so yay

      • Golden_Flygon

        Regardless if it’s Steel type or not

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Damnit Bisharp is dead

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Dented at most, depending on calibre of bullet.

  • Golden Govnah

    Earthen when people bring up anything after thousand year door

    • Belladonna

      Sticker Star was the best in the series IMO

      • EarthenWarrior

        And that’s how you died

        • Belladonna

          But it’s playable on the go and it’s just so good

          • EarthenWarrior

            Make peace with your loved ones you have exactly 10 seconds until your swift and brutal assassination

          • Belladonna

            You’re late.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nonetheless nobody praises sticker star to me and lives

          • Belladonna

            But I do because I’m your tenth favourite person on this site

          • I believe that is your actual placement on his list

          • Play Thousands year old door… Play Sticker Star

            There is a huge gap in greatness

    • EarthenWarrior

      To be fair Super Paper Mario wasn’t bad, anything Sticker Star and after will feel the fullest extent of my wrath

      • I don’t really get what people see in Paper Mario. I’ve played all of the N64 one and watched a playthrough of Thousand Year Door and other than some fun writing and character design, they always feel overly long and sorta boring.
        That’s just me though

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Super isn’t though

        • To me it’s a more fun and more interactive Mario (Don’t put Odyssey in this category because Odyssey looks much more fun than most Mario gamed)

          • *Games

          • That’s comparing apples and oranges

          • Paper Mario to Odyssey? Or Paper Mario to the rest of Mario?

          • Paper Mario to the rest of Odyssey.

            Also fam if you haven’t played them how do you know lol

          • I have played Mario before, it’s basically the same game with different graphics and levels with each one and Galaxy is a new spin on Mario that was just… not my cup of tea

            If your meaning to Odyssey, I played a small bit of the demo and I was saying I can tell Paper isn’t as good as Odyssey.

          • that’s…

            that’s not right at all lol

      • I hate it how in Stick Star you need to find stickers just to use moves

  • UnburdenedLegume
  • Golden_Flygon

    Still cracks me up:

    • My personal fave is Ash Vs Cell (The one on 1KidsEntertainment’s channel). Also like Cell Vs Yusuke, Cell Vs Deadpool, and Cell Vs Yugi

  • Butter Geek

    My Lycanroc had 2 hp and defeated Kyogre with just two Thunder Fangs lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    So with every region comes their Champion

    In the Eyanu region technology and wildlife battle for supremacy with Progression vs Conservation being a key factor,

    Freya is the region’s most productive and influential wildlife conservationist, a caring passionate soul who understands the balance of nature and the Pokémon that make up this world and her partner is one that reflects it

    Flormonious
    Free Spirited Pkm
    Grass/Psychic
    Flower Veil/Natural Cure HA: Adaptability
    A tall slender humanoid Pokémon with a long flowing gown made of leaves, on its torso are thin delicate arms that have blooming flowers on the wrists like a corsage, it has a beautiful maiden like face with long flowing hair made out of multicolored petals with a circlet of vines around the forehead, two circular marks under its eyes similar to lenon glasses and on its back are small budding branches

    HP: 70
    Atk: 50
    Def: 110
    SpAtk: 135
    SpDef: 125
    Speed: 55

    Absorb
    Growth
    Play Nice
    Leech Seed
    Magical Leaf
    Protect
    Mega Drain
    Light Screen
    Aromatherapy
    Strength Sap
    Energy Ball
    Calm Mind
    Heal Pulse
    Psychic
    Synthesis
    Wish
    Petal Dance
    Flower’s Wrath (Grass Special 150 must recharge)

    “Their life force is linked with nature, if it sees a wilted plant it feels sorrow for it and tend to it until healthy”

    “They’re thought to be the protectors of the forest many recordings depicted these Pokémon as embodiments of Mother Nature”

    Their prevos are Beannik and Florchid and they’re based on hippies

    • Butter Geek

      I might post about the champion of my region too. (and also one of my evil teams is based on hippies)

    • Golden Govnah

      Meh

      • EarthenWarrior

        Like I care about your opinion

        The theme is hippies

        Beannik (Beatnik)
        Florchid (Flower Orchid/ Flower Kid aka Flower Child)
        Flormounious (Bohémien hippies)

        • Butter Geek

          Florchid is a great name

    • Belladonna

      You made a defensive Pokemon….. with one of the worst defensive typing in the game.

    • Butter Geek

      This is legit one of the funniest things I heard in a while

    • ShinyXatu

      I wouldn’t have held it in, that ignorance is hilarious.

      • Butter Geek

        I wonder if she thinks Pokemon is Ash’s name

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Everyone is always going on about how GF removes mechanics every time we jump to a new gen. To this I say there’s one mechanic we’ll never get totally rid of. That’s Amie/Refresh. they’ll never be able to get rid of it because they made it necessary for obtaining Sylveon. At least we know it’ll likely continue to be around lol Also if that Pixelpar guy is right about the Switch game using the Switchs touch screen abilities I can almost guarantee that Refresh will be back in some way and use that feature. Otherwise what would be the point of the touch screen?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      They can change the evolution method if they want.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Why would they only 2 gens later tho? They COULD, but wouldn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of Sylveons evolution mechanics then? I mean 2 of the others already use Friendship as a way of doing it so it’s not like they can just change it over to that.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I’m just saying they can if they really want to get rid of the mechanic. Fan games that don’t have the mechanic but do have Sylveon have to do it. Similarly they might eventually get bored of having to put the Rocks in each game for Glaceon/Leafeon, though they should probably have done that with the introduction of the Ice Stone, but I guess they still want to show off the location evolution method with them.

    • Butter Geek

      I hope you can use Amie on both the handheld and when docked. That’s kinda the point of Switch.

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        I wonder how they’d do that

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    So why the hell have eevees evolution menthods not been changed? Ice and leaf stones are a thing, nobody likes waiting until victory road for Glaceon

    • Butter Geek

      To keep then unique?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        But specifically Glaceon is always stupid late in the game

        • Butter Geek

          Not in every game

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            4th gen- near snowpoint
            5th- twist mountain
            6th- near that ice cave I believe
            7th gen- fucking victory road

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah, but who wants to use Glaceon in SunMoon/Usum before VR?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Anyone who wants to use it for their playthrough.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            *ahem*

          • Belladonna

            It is late every game. That said, the issue can be resolved by putting the darn rock earlier.

    • Belladonna

      The whole point of Eevee is to shill evolution methods.

      Gen 1: Evolution was introduced this Gen, so either no gimmick or the gimmick is Eevee is the only branch evo in Gen 1(?) and thus Flareon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon.

      Gen 2: Time and happiness are added, both of which factor into Espeon and Umbreon’s evolutions.

      Gen 4: Location based evolutions are added, along with a bunch of other methods (evolution with move, evolution with item + trade, etc). Leafeon and Glaceon are location based evolutions.

      Gen 6: Affection is added, as is the Fairy-type. Sylveon covers both of these new features (primarily Affection, the Fairy-type move level up is to make it so other Eevee can have affection and evolve into its other Eevos).

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Gotcha

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Actually… has there ever been an early game ice type besides in gen 7?

    • Belladonna

      No, because Ice is actually a very good offensive type (which is why Dragons were non existent early game before Gen 7 as well, same with Steel before they started throwing Magnemite early in Gen 5/7 and Honedege in Gen 6). The issue is they come in far too late (later than Dragon and Steel, both of which are objectively better).

  • Shady

    • Belladonna

      You’re like the fourth person to post this :p

      • Shady

        Sorry for that

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Cryogonal only appears in two regions, both of which are late game and where it’s encounter rate is never higher than five

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s only existed since gen 5 so the first point isn’t really harsh treatment for it.

    • Belladonna

      Glameow has appeared in one main version before the post game and has existed four years longer. Like, not even a pair of games. Only Pearl because it’s not in Diamond and Platinum.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Holy hell

    • Kuppo

      Shows how much of a snowflake it is

  • Belladonna

    Speaking of Eevee, I hope we get some more evolution methods expanded. Gens 5 & 6 really stuck to trade, stone, and level-up (+ level up with happiness and level up with time) whereas Gen 7 had like no trade or stone evos outside of Alolans.

    The Icy Rock and Mossy Rock defo need expansion. Magnetic areas already evolve three Pokemon. The Icy Rock will probably evolve Crabrawler in regions where there aren’t snowy mountains (but nearly every region has one, with Hoenn and Kalos being outliers if we count Mt. Silver for Kanto and Johto), but the Mossy Rock is kiiiinda useless.

    Like, trade evos with specific items are fine because it means they don’t have to constantly throw that item at you (King’s Rock and Metal Coat can be very annoying for dex completion) but the Mossy Rock is an unlimited resource.

  • Butter Geek

    I’ll post something about my fakemon region champion soon. He’s “The Slavy Royal Guardian” chosen by the protector of the region, the third legendary Lechodło (pronounced Le-chod-woh).

    He’s based on a real person, Lech Wałęsa, former president of Poland and one of the most important people in Fall of communism in Poland. Lech Wałęsa, while he did a lot for Polish freedom from the Soviet Union, isn’t a perfect person (he’s very anti-gay and abortion and there were some controversies about what he did in the past) so I’m taking a lot of Liberties with the character I’m creating.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Mono water is the second most common type. Mono grass is the third with mono normal as the first. I can’t help but wish some of these mons had been dual typed

    • Belladonna

      I mean… this is surprising how? Flora, fauna, and water are literally what set earth apart from nearly every other planet.

      • Butter Geek

        Yesah, but sceondary typings wouldn’t change that

        • Belladonna

          Arbitrary dumb secondary typings are dumb. If they’re designed as monotypes, random secondary types are actually harmful because most people associate type with appearance and they shouldn’t be punished for using the right move for the situation.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I’m just saying some hav no excuse to be monotype *cough* Samurott

        • Butter Geek

          I love Samurott, but as a Fighting type it could’ve been much better

        • Belladonna

          The excuse is: the only acceptable dual type for it was used by another starter in its Gen.

          There, an excuse.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Fire/ground for a pig tho

          • Belladonna

            They made it a wrestling pig. Fighting was pretty obvious because the type of fighting it’s based on doesn’t have any sort of connection to earth, unlike mud wrestling or something.

            They’d have to redesign Emboar or slap a poorly conveyed typing onto it and justify it with the background most people wouldn’t get, which they would never do with a starter oh wait

          • Kuppo

            There’s no excuse for that starter being that type, when there are better ones available for it (ground, nothing etc

          • Belladonna

            Oh yes I love my non Fighting fighter

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You mean Incineroar?

          • Belladonna

            What is a heel wrestler

          • Kuppo

            A fighter

          • Belladonna

            Sass isn’t cute on you sweetie

          • Kuppo

            Speak for yourself -_-

          • Belladonna

            I do speak for myself. Thought people would’ve noticed

          • Butter Geek

            few little design changes and Emboar could easily be a ground type (while still bipedal)

          • Belladonna

            That’s the thing. Just because you don’t like the design doesn’t mean GameFreak didn’t like it. Their standards and yours are different and I doubt they care.

          • Butter Geek

            What? I like the design fine. Few changes could take away the need for it to be Fighting, and added a small ground theme.

          • Belladonna

            If you think it’d take only small changes to make it visually fit Ground then I think you need to take a character design course

          • Butter Geek

            Also Samurott is a non fighting fighter

          • Kuppo

            Samurais doesn’t really equal fighting tho. Like they’ve been more related to the steel typing in the Pokemon world

          • Kuppo

            So you sure ground, a typing that related very directly to the animal the Pokemon is based on isn’t a better typing

          • Belladonna

            ‘Relates directly to the animal’

            Um funnily enough none of our pigs have been ground besides Swinub sooo uhhh wouldn’t say that works out for you

          • Kuppo

            Yeah doesn’t work because there hasn’t been any ground pig before

          • Belladonna

            Thanks for realising my point. Association doesn’t work unless it’s been prior established.

          • Kuppo

            So you sure news associations can be made

          • Belladonna

            They can, but design > association and a standard wrestler isn’t associated with the ground at all. If they didn’t want fighting to take priority they would’ve made it a mud wrestler or just a muddy pig. Which they didn’t.

    • Butter Geek

      There are also too many pure Electric types.
      *looks at Zeraora*
      you could’ve been so great…

    • Kuppo

      Water is super common tho, so it makes sense

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        True but dual types….

    • EarthenWarrior

      I hate mono water…

      • Butter Geek

        you dont like Wailord?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Nope, and I hate fight monotype water teams

          It’s all the same shite
          Politoed/Pelipper
          Toxapex
          Azumarill/Cloyster
          Tapu Fini
          Swampert/Kindra
          Gyrados/Sharpedo

          Sometimes Kabutops and Crawdaunt Alolmoloa Ludicolo Quagsire you name it

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Why the hell Kabutops?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Swift Swim sweepers duh

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            But like there’s so many better swift swimmers

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well not everyone runs the exact same set

            And I’ve fought billions of water teams and I’ve definitely seen Kaputops on them a few times

          • Kabutops is a great design? Idk

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Fun fact: Since the champion of my region is actually not that important considering the region’s story, I haven’t even thought them up yet.

    • Butter Geek

      Make Earthen your champion. Not a character similar to Earthen, just Earthen.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        An easy champion is a bit anticlimatic, dontcha think?

        • Butter Geek

          Top Ten Most Savage Characters in Anime

  • Belladonna

    The Champion of my region is someone who brought world peace and prosperity to the jungle by putting the Fakemon somewhere else

    • No where else to put them

      I want people to appreciate what I do, but I forgot no one really gives a sh*t about 90% of what I say or do here anyways

      • Belladonna

        Because everytime someone tries to make a centralised area for Fakemon, people just ignore it. The reason why nobody ‘gives a sh*t’ is because people don’t come here for the Fakemon, they either come to discuss random stuff with their good judies or they’re here for Pokemon news

        • Butter Geek

          Yeah, but I come here partially to see fakemon, and I’m probably not alone. Even I didn’t post them myself, I’d still enjoy the ones from other people

          • Belladonna

            It’s not the purpose of the site, and people have audibly complained about the excess.

          • Butter Geek

            Honestly this is the first time I’ve seen anyone openly complaining about it, while I have seen lots and lots people enjoying/making fakemon

          • Belladonna

            do we browse the same site?

          • Kuppo

            C’mon dude you were literally here when the last major complaint was made

          • Butter Geek

            When? (I really don’t recall it)

          • Kuppo

            Can’t recall the date but it was when Luna was around and fairy was the one who complained

          • Belladonna

            and Ultron

          • Yet no one complains when Star tells people 12 times to play Hollowknight

          • Belladonna

            Because they’re short and snappy posts and other people here can enjoy and play Hollowknight whilst they can’t enjoy your Fakemon the same way you do because creation and observation are difference.

            What’s this weird vendetta against Star for?

          • I have disliked Star for quite a time now because she acts like anyone with an opinion different than her (Liking Gen 6 or Diamond come to mind) is completely wrong and will portray people as f*cking morons just for thinking that

          • Love you too boo

          • Don’t get me wrong I don’t hate you, but sometimes I feel like Earthen when I’m in an argument

            I want to just destroy everything and anything against me

          • It’s ok you can say you hate me don’t back out just cuz I read your comment

          • I said dislike, not hate

            They are very different

          • Man you used to love me lol

          • Butter Geek

            This sounds like Taylor talking at the beginning of her music video before it goes dark sad and edgy lol

          • That has basically been my past year exactly

          • Butter Geek
          • I have been having issuses lately (major self confidence lack, mini crisises, a wee bit of depression, ect.)

            I probably need to find a way out of my rut and then I could learn to like y’all again the way I did when I first was here

          • Belladonna

            So…. everyone on the jungle? Lol everyone on the jungle comes across as aggressive when they’re disagreeing, even you lol. You’re not above it.

          • I know that, but I remember once that FedEx (If you remember him) was arguing was just saying something about Gen.6 and Star wrote a pretty lengthy comment just trying to hurt his feelings

          • Belladonna

            Because FedEx was a douche to Star and half of you didn’t hear it over the sound of him burying his head up everyone’s asses

          • I wasn’t here for that (Probably if I could see that I could give a better opinion on it)

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You’re joking, right?

          • Again I never saw the things he said to her. Honest to Arceus, Lord Helix and Joey’s Rattata

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            He was a piece of shitt

          • I have never felt stupider after reading those posts Star sent (btw thank you for that Star)

          • Yeah I wanted to hurt his feelings. That’s what I wanted.

            I totally didn’t write that because he was a total dick to me while putting up this facade of a nice chill guy. Totally not because he literally told me to try not to drown myself because I wasn’t excited about USUM. And totally not because I wanted to call him out for his bullshit.

            I mean even if I did you all would still side with him because he would jack off everyone who agreed with him

          • I still wasn’t there for that (I think that was when I was on vacation or something)

            Got any idea what article it was so I could see for myself what he said? (I believe you he said that, but I want to read it to know what I missed then)

          • I have no recollection of these moments, honest to Arceus I don’t remember

            I do see what you mean tho, seeing this I can confirm… How did I not see this? It sounds intentionally hostile and he used a few words to trick people (I also can see his sarcasm now even if I didn’t see it then)

            I do now say I’m sorry about this and sorry that I defended him against you 🙁

          • I mean it’s a good game

          • But is it necessary to constantly say it?

          • Kuppo

            Yes

            She had to do that until another peep that’s very into Hollow appeared out of thin air and talked with her about the game.

            Guess what happened, starts with V ends with oo :p

          • Valoroo really has been a great addition to the Jungle hasn’t he?

            He’s new, but doesn’t direahpost and can agree with most people without an argument

          • Kuppo

            Well for now 👀

          • Shining Valoroo

            (appears out of thin air)
            Nothin Personell Jungle

        • I come here for a small because of fakemon like Butters

          But whatever its not like anything I ever do here gets positive feed back from more than 3 people at max

          • Shining Valoroo

            I like your stuff 🙁

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      ;3

    • Kuppo

      First region ever without champion 😮

      • Belladonna

        tf is an Alola amirite guys

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I mean to be fair half the Pokémon community believe Kukui was the champion.

        • Kuppo

          A region that eventually had one and you know yours won’t have any :p

  • Starting into my final animation project of the year… and it’s based around these guys
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/170844cfe322e0af0d7a7c94fbfc3fd42baa05c57b99af6f6605d6f8f94fb37a.jpg

    It’s the Aesops fable “The Frogs desire a King”

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
    • Belladonna

      is that god

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Not just god
        Ultra god

      • EarthenWarrior

        Of some wailing maddening realm of insanity and woe…

    • Golden_Flygon

      The true form of Dugtrio

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    How to like your own comment in one easy step

    • Belladonna

      Step 1) Make a comment
      Step 2):

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        PS: Feel free to use any appendage

      • EarthenWarrior

        Step 3) Profit

    • Kuppo

      How to dislike your comment in one easy step

    • Shady

      Up vote it

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    My teacher remarked that if teachers could make come backs at students (verbal ones) without reprocussions that the class situation would be much different.

    This teacher is exactly why I like that classes

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      *class

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I swear to god I look illiterate because of autocorrect

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I wonder how they’ll tease walking Pokémon again next gen.

    • They will actually show it in the trailers then not put it in the game

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Something needs to be in the game though, some teaser…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      They’ll genetically create a pokemon in the real world and drag around the result on a leash behind them.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yes, just yes

    • Kuppo

      “New beloved features return!”

      *Shows random unrelated footage of HGSS*

      Hmm

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        “The berserk gene returns!”

    • Ultron

      It’ll be hidden in the coding again. Or they’ll show a Pokémon suspiciously close to a trainer in the trailer and people will speculate for 8 months about walking with pokemon only to be disappointed when the game comes out

  • I like when you guys draw your fakemons you should do that more

    • Butter Geek

      even when I do thatz?

      • Yeah man. Especially cuz I can like see your improvement

    • Kuppo

      Yeah I enjoyed a few of those

      Only a few

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      If I could fucking draw I would

      *sad trombone*

    • Golden_Flygon

      Actually, with the new rebooted Fakemon region I’m coming up with, I’m thinking of when I post a new mon I always include a drawing for it.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I’m spamming now to keep the jungle alive
    I’m making a chance to let this place thrive
    I’m here for y’all got your back like a Comfey
    Making sure this place will stay alive till the next day

    • That’s not how you pronounce Comfey

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Kom-fay
        Like that

    • Kuppo

      Tbh, you truly make this place more alive 😡

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Than I’m doing my job :3

        • Kuppo

          I wish I could also do my job

          T o k i l l t h i s p l a c e

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You realize what happens if you do right?

          • Kuppo

            Yee :}

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I used destiny bond

      • This I can agree

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dafuq are you going on about ghost boy?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Realizing this place is at risk of dying and nyooming in to assist

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    So Comfey’s name is actually pronounced comfy according to the anime…
    Not… Com-fay… like… a lei…
    WHY

    • Butter Geek

      Idk why they didn’t make it Comfei

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Because that would have actually been clever

      • Belladonna

        Because the it’s Comfrey + Fay. The flower part is covered by Comfrey and the Fay part lets you know it’s a fairy.

      • Shining Valoroo

        Comfeh

    • Kuppo

      The anime isn’t always accurate with the pronunciations tbh

      Remember Arseus vs Arkeus

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        *PTSD war flashbacks*

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        The correct pronunciation is with a hard C. Idk where people are getting the other way of seeing it……The anime as of when TPCI taking over is ALWAYS correct. You can try and explain names to yourself, but a name is a noun and it only has one correct pronunciation.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I want them to do a new season of Soul Eater that follows the manga more closely like Blue Exorcist got a new season that retconned the end of the original show. Would be so cool to see the final arc of Soul Eater done in the anime

    • Belladonna

      JUUUUUUUSTICE

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Would be so great. The end of the original Soul Easter anime was just so goofy…..even for Soul Eater…..I don’t need giant robots in that world……lol

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        *bravery

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      YES
      JUST SO MUCH YES

  • Belladonna

    I really wish we did more community projects.

    And I’m not talking about the sixtieth attempt at getting jade jungle to work

    • Kuppo

      I mean

      Any suggestions so we can like disqus them and get started? :0

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        @detoxic:disqus
        Actually…

        • Belladonna

          @Seraph@spectralseraph:disqus
          Love, actually

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Ayyy

          • Shining Valoroo

            well@Monkeyfuzz:disqus
            I have no Idea what I’m doing

        • Kuppo

          Explain or else imI tagging more ”unrelated” people

          @lastlittenfanstanding:disqus

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Check above for what I posted

          • Butter Geek

            Sup
            @BigGuyI:disqus

    • Oh I forgot that I killed that

      Too many conflicting ideas, to many good ideas that I couldn’t figure out. I over extended myself again

  • Butter Geek

    Suggestion for those that don’t enjoy fakemon here

    If you see a Fakemon post, minimize it

    Sincerely, one of the people that enjoy fakemon here

    • Belladonna

      Yes, I love minimising half the posts on this page which i have to repeat every time i get back onto it just because people want to share underdevloped fakemon they spent two seconds on.

      Sincerely, one of the people that is sick and tired of Fakemon and used to post them here.

      • But you post them too tho?

        Not as frequently, but you have

        • Belladonna

          keyword, used to. I post like one a month because I know how people feel about them. But people don’t mind occasional posts.

    • Or even better

      Don’t spam the site with them in the first place.

      If you’re goona make really good ones with lots of thought and an actual design then I’m hyped

      Otherwise we have so many they all blend together

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Sup star I’m just passing through

        • Love you fam but they do get exhausting sometimes

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Mine?

          • Yeah

            Like you have the best ones hands down but it’s just the amount that are posted

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            True true
            And awwwwhh!
            I haven’t posted mine in a while tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            Excuse me?

          • Omg saying seraph has my favorites doesn’t mean every single other is garbage.

            You all have good ones. That’s not the point

      • I haven’t posted one in a while tho? I think a few weeks (I’ve hinted in making some, but never put them out there)

        • That doesn’t change anything.
          Besides like, fanmons don’t spark conversation. They just don’t.

          • Seems nothing I say sparks any conversation :/

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    So a pokemon fangame made originally by thesuzerain (aka that dude who made insurgence) is getting remastered by some peeps. It’s not insurgence btw. This update is fairly interesting in my opinion and I am relatively excited to see where it goes.

    https://p-epsilon.com/posts/2018-02-06/

    • Golden_Flygon

      Oh shet I had no idea they were doing this

      Have they told us what the new cover legend will be or no?

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    YO FAKEMON/FANGAME PEEPS

    https://discord.gg/kPzvhUX

    • Butter Geek

      yeah, but discord is very diffrent from disqus

      • Belladonna

        Yeah, it’s better for talking in small groups

        • Butter Geek

          It doesn’t really work for long posts about fakemons/fangames

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Press the pin button and it pins the comment

      • Kuppo

        In one month or two yoully become totally familiarized with it

        Don’t be scared

        • Butter Geek

          I’ve used discord many times before it’s not that, I just think disqus woerks much better for something like fangames/fakemons

          • Kuppo

            You can make it work with pinning and tagging

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Discord is worlds better
            I only post mine here because nobody else seems to use discord outside a few peeps

          • Kuppo

            You never invite anyone tbh

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            True
            New year new me

    • Kuppo

      Another one?

      Yes

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Im saving the world

  • Belladonna

    Ideas for community projects

    -Community playthroughs
    -Community creative writing
    -Community media swap (sharing your fave animes and mangos and shieet)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      First is probably most likely

      • Belladonna

        Only issue is, if we ‘barrier it’ (like, we can’t proceed until everyone bet the first gym) it might take a while and if we don’t it’ll be all over the place

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Kick the peeps who take waaaay too long
          I know it’s rude but if 99% of the peeps are at gym 1 and someone is straggling…

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Didn’t we basically do the first one with everyone and their mothers playing Black? haha

      • Belladonna

        Not to the same extent, it’d have more rubberbanding than that.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Mmmmm mangos graaaaagggghhggghgg

    • Kuppo

      First and third.

      Like I would love to talk about my favourite animmos with you :O

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I liked the thing you did with different scenarios and Pokemon choices.

  • Belladonna

    Community playthrough of BW2

    Can’t proceed past a Gym but you can grind, backtrack, catch Pokemon on prior routes, etc

    But, it’ll give everyone something to talk about and stuff

    I’d prefer a 3DS game but SuMo/USUM would bore us all to death and Star and Seraph are still playing XY so if they wanted to take part that’d be awkward. And y’all know how i feel about bOReASs

    • B2W2 is goona be our last game soooo

      • Belladonna

        demn

        Uhhh maybe something else then? But you guys would probably be sick of Pokemon at that point. That said, this probably won’t happen for a while.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Honestly? Probably Sinnoh or Johto

        • Can we organize showdown tournaments maybe?
          Those can be done in a day and you don’t have to breed a whole team

          • Belladonna

            You know what? Yeah. Let’s do that. I remember joining or lurking when y’all were gym leaders or something

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I love how me and star actively play a role in determining things here

      But for real: best example

      Remember when I started that Sage craze?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        If only Sage were finished.

      • PumpkinLord

        I still need to play sage.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Play it

    • Kuppo

      And we start with the only ds game I can’t play 😐

      • PumpkinLord

        why?

        • Kuppo

          Never had the chace to buy a copy and my emulator couldn’t run it

      • Belladonna

        It was just a suggestion, I’ll happily change the game if enough people show an interest.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          What about the fan versions of BW?

          • Belladonna

            I’d love that but they’re not as accessible as official games :0

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I love how me and star actively are playing a role in game choosing

      But remember the sage craze I started ? When phoenix rising comes out I might do that again so

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        FUCKK IT SAID IT DIDN’T POST THE FIRST TIME DAMNIT DISQUIS

    • Golden_Flygon

      I would do this but I just finished a Black 2 run back in November. Sorry 😐

  • Butter Geek

    Community idea
    A chain of drawing eachother (as their “signatures”)
    For example, I draw Earthen (as Rhyperior), then he has to draw someone else and so on
    There would be no time pressure to do it, multiple chains could exist at the same time

    • Shining Valoroo

      I want to do it just name someone

  • Belladonna

    PokeJungle monotype tourney

    Claim your type now

    Details to be sorted later

    • Fsiry

      • Fairy

      • Belladonna

        Best type after Dairy

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          What about Farey

    • Belladonna

      Poison

    • Butter Geek

      ELECTRIC

    • PumpkinLord

      Dark

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      It pains me to fucking say this
      Bug

      You literally cannot monotype ghost

    • Belladonna
    • Kuppo

      Then ghost

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Have fun

    • Golden_Flygon

      Steel

  • Butter Geek

    Somehow I discovered Insurgence just now and I was hyped cuz Teams Olympus and Asgard sounded dope, but I don’t like that it doesn’t have fakemon. It looks fun, I just really prefer fangames with fakemon.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Ahem
      Delta mons
      Did you not notice the beehive Beartic?

      • Butter Geek

        They look creative, but Idk they make too little sense and even tho there are lots of them seem like worse regional forms/megas

  • PumpkinLord
    • Belladonna

      Was actually away to post the link again, please folks if you’re interested in the monotype tourney, join asap!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well this is day…..i dunno 8 or 9 and still no shiny legit celebi
    I just want to see it happen so i can finally stop, Hell i might even reset Crystal and redo it again for the sheer heck of it, its weird i just prefer playing pokemon games for the first half honestly and using Phanpy so early its weird but i just feel so excited the moment i see a male phanpy pop up and it actually gets captured

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      You could join our monotype tourney

    • Belladonna

      Join mono

  • Golden_Flygon

    Hey Belladonna, if we did a community play through, I’d be down for DP being our play throughs. Surprisingly enough, I haven’t started on a Sinnoh game for the past 4-5 years.

    • PumpkinLord

      why not platinum?

      • Golden_Flygon

        I don’t have the game, but I could try emulating Platinum. The problem with that tho is that I gave my laptop to my brother for college, and the only computer that I could use for emulation is at my dad’s house, but I can’t bring the computer back and forth between houses. Could try emulation on my iPad, but usually the emulating app doesn’t work after a week.

    • Belladonna

      I’d totally be down for Sinnoh as a whole, because it’s same GLs people could choose whatever sinnoh game they wanted

      Also join the tourney discord pls :p

      • Golden_Flygon

        Gimme a sec, I need to redownload it again

        Can you give me a little more information on the tourney? Sorry I just got back on the site and then I quickly went by every comment in the past 4 hours

        • Belladonna

          It’s gonna be a monotype round robin tourney with standard monotype rules on showdown. It’s mostly for fun tbf

  • PumpkinLord

    WHO WANT TO JOIN ARE MONO TOURNAMENT? WE NEED AT LEAST 2 MORE PEOPLE!
    (sorry for caps)

    • Kuppo

      DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR CAPS WE’RE CLOSE

    • Belladonna

      Types claimed are: Ghost, Fairy, Poison, Bug, Dark, Steel, Fighting, Water, Electric, with Ground being reserved for Earthen until he explicitly says no!

  • I just want today to be over

    I am unmotivated, unhappy and just feeling like nothing is going good.

  • Butter Geek


    YES

  • Luigi301

    idk if i could do it but i see theres a mono type tourney. what are the remaining types?

    • Belladonna

      Fairy – Poison
      Star – Fairy
      Seraph – Bug
      Kuppo – Ghost
      Alex – Fighting
      Kurusu – Water
      Pumpkin – Dark
      Flygon – Steel
      Butter – Electric

      copypasted this from a pin post so its the types that are taken and not those that are still free

      • Luigi301

        is there a preferred game or no?

        • Butter Geek

          showdown

          • Luigi301

            oh, its not the actual game?

        • Belladonna

          Yeah, like Butter said we’re doing showdown because it’s way more accessible

          • Luigi301

            alright, and finally when would this be?

          • Belladonna

            Undecided because it’s still in the planning stage, but at the very latest teams have to be built by the end of February, which may be pushed forward to a sooner deadline

            Nothing solid yet, going to make a quick vote before i go to sleep

          • Luigi301

            ok, ill think about it. if i choose to participate, put me down as normal type and ill let you know if i can or not

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Normal, nice

  • Well since you guys prefer drawings of Fakemon

    I’ll start drawing them and focusing less on statistics instead

    I already got one I recently made that I want to try drawing anyway… fyi its a crab Pokémon 😛

    • Shining Valoroo

      Sounds cute :3 or strong idk

      • It’s going to go cute to rough

        They are called Corab and Reefrab (It’s a mix of reef and crab, plus a play on the word riffraff

        • Shining Valoroo

          OK that sounds REALLY cool

  • Shining Valoroo

    well, today was Sheeeeeeeeeeeet

    First I found out my crush started dating a guy over the weekend,

    Then one of my friends ditched me for a weird,creepy kid

    Then I found out in Gym my lockers were put next to a bunch of Jake Paulers who called each other “gay f@ggots

    Then I had to play capture the flag in the pouring rain….

    At least I know now that my gym teacher has a plush Mime.Jr on his desk….

    • This sounds like an awful day D:

      The Mime. Jr thing at least sounds funny

      I know the feels with all these (well not the capture the flag thing but) and none of those are good. I give you my sympathy https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/21346bdb9dea6e0decae1f84922c120aa65ef95e73439e6c02621baa7f675c84.gif

    • Ultron

      That is sh!tty as hell

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Holy hell….
      *sympathy huggu*

      • I feel bad complaining about my day after reading this

    • TheNintendoChip

      I feel you. I had to spend ~9hrs consecutively in my lab today doing stuff.
      Not a fun time.
      And I’m not even really done because I have to go back at 8 to check on something.

    • Golden_Flygon

      That’s awful, especially the 3rd thing. That’s gonna be hell to deal with.

    • I feel like calling yourself a gay faggot is a bit redundant

      • Shining Valoroo

        I mean they were all flexing shirtless, and when any of them looked at eachother they would stop and scream “OMG YOU GAY F@GGOT!!!!” like it was an insult
        I just crawled as far away from them as I could

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Do they share a brain cell?

          • Shining Valoroo

            I mean they were also Jake Paulers so……

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Idk what that means but I’ll assume it’s bad.

        • if they ever call you a gay faggot just say

          “Good one”

          And there ya go

  • Belladonna

    Last call for the monotype tourney before I call it a night,

    Taken:
    Fairy – Poison
    Star – Fairy
    Seraph – Bug
    Kuppo – Ghost
    Alex – Fighting
    Kurusu – Water
    Pumpkin – Dark
    Flygon – Steel
    Butter – Electric

    Reserved:
    Earthen – Ground
    Luigi – Normal

    Link: https://discord.gg/SBsbpZ

    We’re aiming to get as many people as possible, and your skill level doesn’t matter! Well, it’ll probably determine your placement but y’know, it’s not all about win or lose. So if you’re just looking to have fun, go for it!

    • Shining Valoroo

      Ice for me?

      • Belladonna

        Sure dude, just hop into the discord whenever you get the chance 😀

        • Shining Valoroo

          Actually never mid

    • Shady

      Showdown?

      • Yep it’s showdown

        • Shady

          He should add me then …I am good at this

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Dark and ghost are taken by the way

          • Shady

            I know ………but I thought my dark throne will not taken from me

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            That was the third type taken
            Any of the remaining you like?

          • I think Necrozma is allowed? So you could just use Psychic type

          • Shady

            Nice idea

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Just base form

          • Shady

            that’s enough for me

          • Belladonna

            You can press the link to join :p

          • Shady

            Almost everything r taken

    • Belladonna

      Update: Fighting is free

      • Shining Valoroo

        me me me me me me me me

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Is this in game or showdown? And when is it? Cuz I’d love to do ice if it’s on showdown, otherwise I haven’t played sun and moon long enough post e4 to build a good enough team.

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        Or if ice is taken I can do grass.