Pokémon Crystal, first released in English in 2001, is now available on the Nintendo 3DS eShop in some regions and will continue to roll out globally as January 26th arrives in different countries.

For the first time ever English speakers will be able to access the special GS Ball mini-event which ends with the player encountering a level 30 Celebi in Ilex Forest. Whether or not you’re motivated by Celebi or pure nostalgia, the game retails for $9.99. Don’t forget that this landmark game was the first to introduce players to a choice of gender when starting the game, animated sprites when entering a battle and was the first game to add the challenging Battle Tower gauntlet.

We have some QUESTIONS for our readers who are planning to play which you can answer in the comments below:

  • What Pokémon are you thinking of using?
  • Do you think your play-through will differ from when you originally played the game?
  • What is your favorite animated Pokémon sprite in Crystal?

Good luck trainers!

  • I don’t understand why they didn’t just release it with Gold and Silver tbh

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Gotta wait for people to buy gold and silver in order to get max profit

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Not sure anyone would bother with Gold and Silver maybe?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Blehhhhhh do I really want to replay Crystal….

    My Totodile, hunting down a male phanpy and Teddiursa and all the way until union cave to pick up my Zubat and teach it swift, until I get Headbutt and painstakingly hunt down Heracross until I either catch a Sneasle or wait for the very end to get ma Larvitar

    • Play HGSS.

      You can get Larvitar in the Safari Zone

      I feel like a lot of people don’t know this

      • EarthenWarrior

        My copy of HG is corrupted which means no Donphan…

        Otherwise….OH JUST FORGET IT no more Johto for a while…. I don’t want to replay a full Pokémon game….parts of me want to do a living dex but that’s time consuming and extremely tedious and I’m extremely lazy

      • I lost SS, one day I may buy another, but for now the original Silver is what I got

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I mean people should considering half the region’s mons are crammed into it

  • EarthenWarrior

    Jeez where is everyone at, I’m alone with my thoughts and we all know how disturbed they are

  • Spring of Sass

    Think I might get crystal because I enjoyed Gold so much and the Odd Egg is basically a free shiny if you save and reset every time before you get it, meaning you can get any shiny you want from the Gen 1 babies

    • I may get it for a free shiny Jigglypuff and a Sneasel

      • Is that really worth paying money for when you can just Masada method in USUM

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          ^^

  • Not sure if I’ll buy it knowing I already got Silver

    But if I do play this will definetly be my team
    Typhlosion
    Noctowl
    Politoed
    Bellosum?
    Sudowoodo
    Sneasel (Out of them all, this one is 100% on the team)

  • How do humans ever abuse Pokémon they have super powers just fuckin set em on fire

    • EarthenWarrior

      Maybe they subdue them or some reluctantly use their power to escape because overwhelmed by fear and imprisonment

    • Spring of Sass

      Guns

      • Ok fair enough

        I think then you’re on pretty equal footing

    • Drugging them?

  • My design project is my spirit animal https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d821e91f6ea7e57733c37daaab94a8612f1a0d2e23643d9bd550861e68dd47c2.jpg

    I give you the almost complete “A Toucan’s Bliss”

    • oh I love it

    • Funny Valentine

      That looks really cool! Is it for a school project or are you just doing it for fun?

      • It’s a school project for a collage

        Next we get to do a graffiti style word then make a theme for it (No idea what I’ll do)

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Just to note, the Celebi is not Shiny Locked, it may be a tough SR but it is possible.

    • Is this the first time you could ever get a legit shiny Celebi? At least outside of Japan

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I believe it is yeah.

        • Heck yeah! >:D

          Isn’t it one of the first Mythicals you can get a legit shiny of? not including events where they come shiny

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah I think so. I think you can get a Shiny Mew in a Japanese event with the Old Sea Map in Emerald, and a Shiny Manaphy from the ranger egg if you’re lucky.

    • Even more reason to get the game

      Also is it a hassle to breed for Shiny Mothim?

      I ask because after BW I think will go back and beat USUM (or alternate US and White 2 or Diamond) so I can get Shinies and get some of the ones I like

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Not really, you’ll want to do the Magikarp Method and you may want to look up egg rejection for re-rolling stuff like gender. I recommend having a back-up ‘mon you want a shiny of that you don’t mind being female in case the re-rolling only results in females though.

        • I also could go for Teddiursa my favorite shiny (Favorite color)

          Others I could try for are: Tauros, Heatmor or basically anything that isn’t Gulpin, Weedle, or Zubat (My least favorite shiny)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh yeah you could also make sure to have a Tauros since it’ll always be male if necessary.

  • Is there a reliable Pokémon cloning method in gen 7?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I don’t know what it is but I have received some on Serebii Forums so there must be.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I am gloom and glum…. work is slow and for once I don’t enjoy it… I just want to retreat back to my room with a bag of chips and a gallon of water and avoid everything and everyone…

    Also I wish someone could go into my room and put Berserker (Shiny Pangoro) into the next phase of EV training so it would be ready later tonight aposed to later tomorrow because I’m very eager to start hunting for a Shiny Roggenrola I never noticed how much I like the purple color on it

    But would I evolve it? It’s another case of like prevos more than fully evolved ones…

    Just rambling until 12:30 so I can take a lunch break…

    • Probably hunt 2 down, one to evolve one to keep as a collectors item

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’ll be lucky to find one…then again I’ve been unusually lucky with my recent shiny hunts

        Trapinch
        Bagon
        Chansey (accidental)
        Pangoro

        Maybe the next one should be a Phantump or a Bruxish

        • Christmas Fish always looks nice

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yeah but I just cannot get over how much I love my Shiny Pangoro

    • Evolve it. The blue looks amazing

      • EarthenWarrior

        Yeah but this may come as a shock but I’m not a big fan of Boldore or Gigalith

  • Well for any of you that remember Miitomo… you’ll hate this

    https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/1/24/16930822/nintendo-miitomo-closing-down-date

  • Butter Geek

    Well the Doomsday clock is the closest to Midnight it has been since its creation

  • Ultron

    I had a dream I saw some footage from gen 8. Soaring returned and if the pokemon could also swim you could fly straight down into the water to dive or surf. There were tons of overworld pokemon. It was another archipelago and the evil team were business men looking.

    I dont want another island region (alola had so much missed opportunity) but I wouldnt mind soaring to come back..

    • I wouldn’t like another island region either tbh

      Speaking of dreams I had two dreams before Alola

      One was a day before the starters revealed
      Ever heard of the game battle camp for iOS? Well it was styled like that and the starters were Tepig, Snivy and this robot creature from Battle camp
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6907cd5bd980e4573a28851d971f443626b04c90c805afcfb66d28b227f1750e.png

      The next was a picture of the trainers with 3 new eeveelutons being Ground, Poison and Steel

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      YOOOOOOOOOOo

    • Spring of Sass

      I don’t want island regions again period. It breaks up pacing and makes the land feel restricting/small unless each island was super big

      Alola missed a lot of opportunities, but a lot of the issues were just exaggerated versions of the issued with an island chain as a region (exaggerated by Game freak missing chances)

  • EarthenWarrior

    2 more hours until my next break of 1/2 hour then just wait out the last 55 minutes….

    I’m going loco

  • I have the feeling I dreamwd of the future last night

    I was in the car and I ran into a Shiny Deerling, but I killed it

    I plan to change this dream if it comes true

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Shiny Deerling could’ve been alot better imo.

      • The dream was only off because my mind didn’t give the pink stripe it gave the most gold colored stripe it could and still gave the shiny sparkle (My mind created a fake shiny for me)

    • Deerlia

      Can I smack your dream self…?
      The nerve, hmph!

      • If it comes true I will definetly catch it

        And if I remember it was because I hit it with a crit. so it was more an accident

  • EarthenWarrior

    I had a dream where I died. Best dream in a while

    • Monkeyfuzz

      90% of mine consist of me dying after watching everyone I care about also die horribly.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        *huggu*

      • Thats terruble D:, You need hugs
        *Infinity Hugs*

    • Golden Govnah

      ill hit you

    • *Hugs

  • Spring of Sass

    I had a dream that people would talk about their dreams on pokejungle.net for some reason why

    • Ultron’s dream reminded me that I had a dream I wanted to share this morning, but forgot to

    • Kuppo

      That was a precognition not a dream

  • Deerlia

    I, had a dream…
    The end~

  • I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

    Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

    But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

    In a sense we have come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

    It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.” But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check — a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quick sands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.

    It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

    But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

    We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. They have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

    As we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied, as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their selfhood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating “For Whites Only”. We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

    I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.

    Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.

    I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.”

    I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

    I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

    I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

    I have a dream today.

    I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

    I have a dream today.

    I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

    • Truly BEAUTIFUL!!!

      • Everyone was posting their dreams for no reason so

        • I remembered a dream I had because of Ultron

          You all followed behind even though I assumed it would just get passed over

    • Butter Geek

      I have to confess that I did’t read all of it, but this is good

    • Kuppo

      Crap, somebody already made a Luther King joke before me 🙁

  • Golden Govnah

    I had a dream but i dont want to share so deal with it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Inspiring words.

    • Kuppo

      No I won’t

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well all dis dream talk time for a Psychic Fakemon

    Hallucicko
    Surreal Pkm
    Poison/Psychic
    Perplexity HA: Own Tempo (Perplexity: Direct contact may cause confusion)
    A medium sized gecko Pokémon with a long slender body and a reptilian head with bright pink scales, it’s eyes are very large and constantly shifting hues from a red, yellow and cyan coloration with a swirl, it has slits for nostrils and no teeth. wide flat feet, and a very long tail that coils into a swirl

    HP: 88
    Atk: 43
    Def: 67
    SpAtk: 132
    SpDef: 90
    Speed: 59

    Pound
    Leer
    Poison Gas
    Sweet Scent
    Confusion
    Psych Up
    Smog
    Hypnosis
    Haze
    Psybeam
    Acid Spray
    Confuse Ray
    Miracle Eye
    Amnesia
    Venoshock
    Toxic
    U-Turn
    Calm Mind
    Psychic
    Sludge Wave

    “The oils on its skin glimmer brightly to ward off predators, when threatened they spray a colorful mist from their nose that causes dizziness”

    “Staring into its large colorful eyes for too long causes you to see things that aren’t there, use extreme caution”

  • I wish they would bring back the dream world and streamline it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I liked it, mostly for the items and HA ‘mon, I did like my little dream house though, I still have pictures I screencapped of each room before it shutdown to remember it.

  • Butter Geek

    I had a dream where I noticed everything was against me and everything was surreal,like in a nightmare, so I realised I was in a dream and then I woke up

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I don’t fucking dream

    • Butter Geek

      Seraph closes his eyes at night and stares into darkness for 8 hours, then he wakes up

      • Golden Govnah

        Im gonna hit you too

        • Kuppo

          Fight fight fight

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I don’t feel
        I don’t see
        I just
        DO

    • Kuppo

      Same, I used to dream more when I was a kid but again, most of these were nightmares so

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Oh agreed
        My nightmares are horrible

  • Kuppo

    Why is everyone saying “I had a dream” is this Martin Luther King’s day or

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think that was Monday.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      A cresselia died in the fourms yesterday

      • EarthenWarrior

        FINALLY

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          It got Sinister arrow raided by a plus four set up decidueye

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well good riddance

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            May wanna go get a bulky dark type ready if it finds you

          • EarthenWarrior

            What good would that do it carries Moonblast

            And FYI when it comes to dark types I gotta use my ace

            https://78.media.tumblr.com/a913446bfe9a720610c2e410888fef9e/tumblr_mxg74p5R5L1qjyqixo1_500.gif
            Which wouldn’t stand a chance unless sashed

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            ……Decidueye doesn’t get moonblast

          • EarthenWarrior

            You said pack a dark type

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            For Decidueye
            I mean it might work but … nevermind

          • EarthenWarrior

            Whatever you wouldn’t last from a knock off
            I mean you could Brave Bird but I run focus sashes on my Pangoro to deal with fairies (Pjab into Bullet Punch)

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            If it’s plus 4 like I said above, leaf blade can realistically kill

          • EarthenWarrior

            the plus four what attack or set up traps

            Regardless Knock Off would deal heavy damage and even if you cling to life I got Bullet Punch

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Attack

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Also deci carries priority too so

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I think he meant Cresselia.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I know but I was referring to Deci

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Gen 8
    Please
    Give me another ghost bug
    That’s all I fucking ask for

    • Kuppo

      *Gets more grass ghost again*

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I already have my grass ghost

        I need a buggo

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Bug/Dark, Bug/Ice, Bug/Psychic and Bug/Dragon are also needed. And I guess Bug/Normal.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Of course but shednja might as well not even count

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That’s why I said ‘also’. There are plenty of underused combos, Dragon/Steel for example.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yeee

    • Butter Geek

      *A year and a half from now*
      Deadbug
      Ghost/Bug
      The ghost insect pokemon
      “It got eaten now it’sa ghost”
      evolves from bugbug after it dies

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I should have clarified, a good bug ghost

        • Would classify a Halloween themed Bug thats Bug/Ghost good? Then I hope you get my regional bug from long ago for Gen.8

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Depends

          • Oh I forgot to mention that its a Beetle (I forgot what I exactly based it on, but it was something interesting)

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            hmmmmmmm

    • EarthenWarrior

      All I got is Carrion beetle that eat the dead or the Hexoskeleton which pretty much is Shedinja already

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Sadly…

        • EarthenWarrior

          I mean you got the impossible zombie ghost

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Undead Cockroach.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright real dream just the other night

    It was a gigantic montage of all my typical bad luck and stress makers

    Something trashed my room
    Broke my figures
    Touched my laptop and computer
    Food falling on the carpet
    Losing things
    And it was making me angry upset and frustrated inside my head it was just insufferable

    • Butter Geek

      This means Rhyperior will get a Fairy/Water Mega

    • This sounds terrible D:

    • Kuppo

      So even in your dreams you’re upset at everything

      • EarthenWarrior

        Pretty much

  • Butter Geek

    Tyranitar should get a mega

    • Kuppo

      Butter pls

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Incineroar should get a z-move

      • Butter Geek

        F*ck, I meant Tyrantrum, I always confuse one for the other

        • Kuppo

          Classic butter

          • Butter Geek

            *live audience laughs*
            *Freeze frame*
            *Credits start rolling*

          • Deerlia

            “Directed by Quinton Territino”

          • EarthenWarrior

            Instant bad reviews

      • Kuppo

        And a better design

        • Butter Geek

          you basically just admitted its design is good

    • Dangerous Mega it has

      Ultra Sun
      Due to the colossal power poured into it, this Pokémon’s back split right open. Its destructive instincts are the only thing keeping it moving.

      Ultra Moon
      The effects of Mega Evolution make it more ferocious than ever. It’s unclear whether it can even hear its Trainer’s orders.

  • EarthenWarrior

    So any of you do-dills watch the drampa episode?

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s not allowed in VGC anyway. I guess Ice would be the best HP, not too bothered so long as I get Timid right.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ugh….just what the world needs another bulky mythical

        • You sure you want that?

          Did you forget Jirachi?

          • EarthenWarrior

            That demon needs to die! ALL THE MYTHICALS

    • I need this

      • EarthenWarrior

        I need to kill it with Golisopod

  • Alright you fuckers buying Crystal what will it take for you to get a Shiny Celebi to me

    • EarthenWarrior

      I want a Shiny Impish Golisopod Male with Aqua Jet

      • Honestly? I’ll get one if you will seriously get me the Celebi

        • EarthenWarrior

          Meh probably not and the chances of you getting one is slim too

          And the process is tedious and prone to fail, unless somehow I get it in a solid day of SRing

          • Dude I swear I can get the Golisopod. I just need the Celebi.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nrrrrrrr alright…I’ll try for the weekend
            I was probably gonna get it to play regardless but if you fill me in on how to do this event and I’ll try it for like a few days

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dis is for GS
            Whatever I found out what to do

            Beat elite five
            Go to golden dong
            Get GS balls
            Go to Kek
            Give him balls
            24hrs
            Get lost in the woods

            Watch a movie and eat corn chips constantly SRing for the next 4 days

          • Rad
            Lemme know when you start

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dis’ll be a long time, unless I go full throttle into this like tomorrow it will at least take like 2 full days

    • Butter Geek

      You gotta buy a microphone addon to the 3ds
      Boot up Crystal
      And then sng the Steven Universe theme song

      • What are you on about

        • Butter Geek

          I don’t really know myself

    • Kuppo

      The money I need to buy Crystal + 4 extra dollars just becaus

    • MenacingCascoon

      We can shiny hunt celebi confirmed?

      • Yes

        • I’ll clone you one that I’ll get from SRing if you trade me a nicknamed (not alternate language name) shiny Pokémon.

  • Gamer Dragon07

    So I took a break from shiny hunting legendaries and gave some SOS chaining a try. I eventually came across this guy here
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/239c861c52b8520d73bd91eddeed4c4b7ccd706366bbd32a14788d4e9bdf5dbc.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      That’s just a Poipole nothing special

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    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice one. I’m using Shiny Araquanid in my US Team.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Ayyy!

  • Confirmed

    Weavile=Best Pokémon

    I just crushed my friend in Pokken with it (The guy used Pikachu)

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Fight me kurusu ;3

      • I was using my friends Switch (I will fight you when I get my Switch within the next 2 months)

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Oooooh you’re going to get destroyed >:3

  • Holy s**t, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid is back

    • EarthenWarrior

      Whaaaaat

    • PumpkinLord

      NANI?

  • Ok I’m going stupid again

    I just got scared that my level 42 Pawniard was up against a level 34 Vullaby because I for a moment thought Pawniard was Fighting type :/

    My brain is slowly decaying in this Black Playthrough

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I forgot what Guzzlords name was for a while today…..I spent a few minutes looking at a picture of it and thinking.”What the hell is this guys name?” I knew it had something to do with gluttony, but for some reason I just couldn’t spit it out. It finally came to me and I didn’t even need to look it up. I felt like a real dumb dumb haha

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Fun fact: it’s unintentional but bug types are the most common type in my region. You all will know why soon enough

  • MenacingCascoon

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25416def9c09a722fccd95d6759e3550936581cd66a6a82a9c8a847dfdabf054.jpg
    Finally found it (Ironically on the day of Crystal rereleased) After 13 days! Im so happy I can move on!

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I haven’t found a shiny in 18
      Do you understand the pain I’m in?

      • MenacingCascoon

        How did you go from 2 days ahead of me to 5?

        • Butter Geek

          Time Travel, duh

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Simple
          I gave you an incorrect amount. I started the counter on my phone three days later than the one on my laptop reads

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      No but for reals congrats

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      NICE!!!! I can’t wait to bring up my shiny Ho-oh from HG. Was such a great find for me. I love shiny Ho-oh

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice one. I plan to hunt it in Crystal along with Celebi and Lugia.

    • Congrats!!

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I just found out something. Anyone else know the statue in Eterna city is a fusion of both Dialga and Palkia? I never realized that. I don’t care for DP, but when the remake comes if they don’t do something with that idk what they’re thinking.

    • The people of Eterna thought they were one being which is why they were fused.

      They weren’t actually goona make a fusion but considering the state of Pokémon games now I wouldn’t be surprised if they did

      • Butter Geek

        I mean, that wouldn’t be that bad?

        • It would make no sense and it would be stupid

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Let’s be honest we’d prefer primala

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        Ooooh that makes more sense. Would be a cool thing for them to do tho. They’ll have to give them some kind fo gimmick for the remake anyway so why not? lol

        • Thy shouldn’t need a gimmick

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I mean does that matter? GF love gimmicks now a days and considering both Groudon and Kyogre got something I’d imagine Dialga and Palkia will too.

          • It does matter. FRLG and HGSS didn’t have some gimmick for the Pokémon on the box.

            Because they didn’t need it

            The games sold themselves on the fact they would be improved experiences and that was enough. Clearly game freak wasn’t confident in that with ORAS

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            There’s no reason not to add one, it’s cool
            Just because you have a cool form doesn’t mean shitty game

          • Well considering the track record…

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            BW2

          • Yeah

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        It’ll look fucking disgusting
        Palgia

        • Butter Geek

          Dialkia

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I do because of the manga

    • InfinityD4

      It also Looks a Bit Like Giratina according to Platinum saying there was a third inscription.

  • I’ve recently been practicing cloning on a ROM. Trickier than GS and the chance for a glitch Pokémon (which you can just release with no issue) but I haven’t experienced anything Save Corrupting yet.
    I want to use this glitch to abuse the Odd Egg.
    I’m also excited to shiny hunt Celebi.
    How about everyone else?

    • EarthenWarrior

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s the Odd Egg? The Togepi one?

      I’m hoping Shiny hunting Celebi doesn’t take as long as I am envisioning.

      • Ultron

        No it was an egg you got that had a random baby pokemon it, but it supposedly had a really high chance for a shiny

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh the first one the daycare gives?

          • Ultron

            I think?

        • InfinityD4

          50 percent in the Japanese Version, nerfed horribly to 14 percent Internationally for some stupid reason. And they always kniw Dizzy Punch.

          • Ultron

            That’s still a large number

      • The Odd Egg, is an egg you receive from the day care man. It has the probability to hatch into any baby Pokémon introduced in Gen 2 and has a 14% chance to hatch as a shiny.

        My shiny Ho-Oh in Silver took 993 SRs. I doubt Celebi is gonna be as fortunate.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Didn’t know that. I will likely try to get a certain ‘mon from it but I’m not too fussed if it’s shiny since I’d rather breed those with controlled Egg Moves, IVs etc. I think it’ll be tough to SR the legends for me knowing my luck.

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    So since I didn’t play USUM, I want to know, what’s your favorite (like quirkiest, weirdest, scariest) dex entry?

    • Ultron

      The Drampa one of course,

      “If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.”

      • InfinityD4

        JIJIRON WILL FAX YOUR SHOT UP.

    • EarthenWarrior

      some favorites
      Golisopod: The shell covering its body is as hard as diamond. This Pokémon will do anything it takes to win.

      Mega Garchomp: Its arms and wings melted into something like scythes. Mad with rage, it rampages on and on.

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    My team is gonna get wrecked by Ghetsis. Maybe even by N. They’re all at lvl 50 or 48. the E4 wasn’t too bad, but it was certainly not a breeze. We shall see what happens. As a side note did any of you know there are grunts that’ll transport you to and from the castle and Pokemon center at the league? I never knew that. I was confused, but it was a cool thing. Lets you go back and buy more items if you need

    • Ultron

      Yeah, found that out a few years ago. But good luck!

    • Good Luck man!

  • Butter Geek
    • Ultron

      Is the older woman supposed to be Bewear? I like the art

  • Getting really sick and f*cking tired of Microsoft word telling me to renew my subscription (Said I have it for a year after I got the trial which was less than a month ago) or it will disable all my usage on it

  • Deerlia

    I was curious deers, wanna see my friend in a Dino costume…?

  • Butter Geek

    Not kidding, Jacksfilms’ beard is kinda making me question my heterosexuality

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Omg why is Burger King so good? (sorry for offtopic)

    • I’m more a Wendy’s kind of man myself

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Yep i love Wendy’s too they have excellent burgers

    • Butter Geek

      Aaaaaaand now I’m hungry

    • Butter Geek

      Aaaaaaand now I’m hungry

  • Got any ideas for a secondary type for a Chameleon?

    I can’t say the beginning type, but can’t think of a secondary type for it

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      You could do some really cool stuff with fighting (use its tongue more than maybe greninja actually does). Ghost could get some interesting design/ lore going. And electric could have some really cool design elements like a plug on the end of its tongue.

      • I love all these ideas!

        I think I should spill though why I ask. I’m rebooting my Fakemon Region and I’ve chosen a Chameleon starter for Grass so the only one I’m a tad weary on is Ghost because of Deci.

        I totally love the idea of it absorbs sunlight and then turning it in to electricity so thank you :3

        • Rockcrawdaunt

          Lol wouldn’t that be awesome??? Electric chameleon would be soo cool. Honestly, having it be a normal type pokemon you get later on that can branch into multiple evolutions with secondary typings would be really cool too, though as a starter it has a lot of potential.

          Also, you could do great things with psychic and hypnosis inspiration since their eyes are soo wacky (I see a black and white spiral in its eyes when I picture this).

          Fairy type could take it places, as could a dragon type (though that seems pretty typical considering its looks).

          • Grass/Psychic… Now that sounds cool!

            I’ll have to think which one I like more Electric or Psychic

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Also, do you plan on keeping it a chameleon the whole way or are you changing species mid way (like toucannon and many other pokemon do) because it turning into a basilisk (you know the lizards that run on water), could be sooooo cool.

          • Maybe a hybrid of the two could work really well

            That could also give it a reason to be super fast

        • My other two are

          Fire type Bunny that becomes Fire/Poison Swamp Rabbit and a Water type Blue Footed Booby that becomes Water/Flying (soooo original I know I may change it later)

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      IDK what I was thinking but that was just me spitballing! 😀

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    LOVE watching Reshiram and Zekrom appearing in BW. I remember when they were first revealed and I wasn’t sure what to make of them. Now I think they’re totally badass. I think I may like Zekrom more than Reshiram, but both are super cool mons

    • Agreed I wish I could remember it enough to appreciate it

      I honestly haven’t beaten BW since my first playthrough back when in it came out in 2011 (Or 2010 I can’t remember)

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        2011 for the west. Yeah it’s pretty great. Just gotta decide whether I’m just gonna master ball it and get it over with or if I should save the master ball. I guess in the end it doesn’t matter

        • I’d say save it for something harder to catch like Volcorona or Kyurem, unless you get angered by it

          If Reshiram use Premier, but if Zekrom I’d pick Luxury or Ultra

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Hmmmm if I go after Volcarona then I may shiny hunt it. It’s not like I need any of these Pokemon in my collection anyway. As for Kyurem I’ll shiny hunt that in UM if I want it.

          • Are they Shiny locked? I never really paid attention to older games and their shiny capabilities

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Main legends are and maybe a couple others, I know Tornadus and Thundurus aren’t. Probably not either. Kyurem probably is locked as well tho. Also for the record I caught Reshiram in a quick ball because….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2da8fb82c6bda6f601ad1b534485b2f8973c1616e09c89258fe935d0f850610d.png

          • Sounds cool! I don’t judge I only said Premier because the color scheme fits

            I caught my Lunala in Moon in a dusk ball just cause too (Plus it had increased chance being at night)

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            I didn’t have anything that I’d want it in and I figured a quick ball would keep me from using anything too precious on it since there are plenty of other mons I’d rather use them on. It really doesn’t matter. XP

  • EarthenWarrior

    remind me never to start SOS chains before bed….or at least get into the habit to number the encounters

  • Ultron

    Lowkey want to buy this Crystal, but I also own a physical copy??? Also want to shiny hunt that celebi, but not sure if my self worth is that low??? Also not sure why I’m using so many question marks, but it’s very satisfying???

    I still don’t see why they don’t put these on the Switch as well.

    • Maybe they haven’t fixed them to fit on a full screen TV yet???

      I honestly want to buy a physical copy more knowing they have one at my local Gamestop for $30

      • Ultron

        Ooo that’s worth it, do it

        • It’s just more fun playing on a physical copy for some reason for me

          Only sad part is no way to obtain what I get in a higher Gen if I get it (Though that makes it more special)

  • I forgot to mention I beat Drayden and it was semi hard

    Echo (Beheeyem) destroyed Fraxure in one Shadow Ball
    Frosty (Vanillish) went rounds with Druddigon till it won
    Bubbles (Seismitoad) lost to Haxorus after getting swept by Dragon Dance x3 + Dragon Tail
    Sir Kibble (Pawniard) took aim and got lucky it used dragon dance again and knocked out Haxorus with X-Scissor

    Now onto VR and soon the E4

    • EarthenWarrior

      VR?

      • Victory Road

      • You must know da wae to my people in Russia

        Putin is the queen, spit on trump *Spits
        click click click click

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    WTF? N’s Klingklang has Flamethrower? What is this god damn bs?

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      HA! Spoke too soon. It was Zoroark. It gets me every time hahaha

      • Only one time does it not trick me and that’s Sydney in ORAS

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Basically. Sydney’s never got me either

  • Ithsme?

    Don’t know if anyone here plays Monster Hunter, but IT’S TIME TO GET HYPED!! World’s getting fantastic reviews across the board, I just can’t wait to get my hands dirty with some of the monsters. For those of you who haven’t played it, the action can get pretty thrilling and intense, plus it has some great RPG elements to it. Combine that with fantastic replay-ability with weapons, and that’s a great recipe. Here’s some music to get you in the mood, though it’s a step back from the adrenaline pumping style game play.

    Just another day, I can hold out, right?

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Alright! Both N and Ghetsis defeated. N wasn’t crazy anything honestly. He wasn’t easy, but he wasn’t too hard either. Ghetsis on the other hand was actually much easier than I though he’d be. My Scrafty put a pretty big hole in his team and then the others went down without to much extra trouble. His hardest Pokemon was naturally Hydreigon, but he uses it not long into the battle. So once you beat it he’s not that bad. Was afraid that his Seismitoad and Eelektross would give me trouble, but neither of them were too bad. I think I got lucky with them tho.

    • I realized I need to pit my Seismitoad and Bisharp (When i get it) v.s. his, just to see the difference

  • EarthenWarrior

    3 hours and i’m assuming at least 300 something calls and no Shiny Roggenrola……..time to force myself to stop for the night

  • EarthenWarrior

    G’night schmucks!

    • belmad

      Goodnight, bulky beefcake.

      • EarthenWarrior

        No homo

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    I think the reason I like BW so much is that the end of the game isn’t the usual ending you’d get in many of the other games. In almost all other games the main story ends with you beating the league officially and the bad guys have already been taken care of. In BW the end of the main story is just that, the end of the main story. You can go back and officially become champion on your own time. I like how the end of the story is the end of the actual game rather than you basically finishing up the entirety of the the plot only to have a space of nothingness in the run up to the league. I really hope that the next game does something similar to this. SM made the beat the bad guys before the league formula a little better as the actual creation of the league was part of the story, but even still……I also love how they intentionally left BW open ended. I know they intended BW2 to be a reg 3rd version at first, but the way they ended BW made it clear they had another plot ready in their minds. Seeing N flying off with his legendary dragon as a cliff hanger of his return later is very cool.

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    Anyone play minecraft here?

    • Ultron

      No. Should I?

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        I mean obviously! They’re about to get a major aquatic update this spring and I am PUMPED.

        • Ultron

          Is the switch version good? I don’t have a PC

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Oh I dont have it on switch. But what I love about it is that minecraft has continued to update their game with new content and has never charged me more than my initial fee!

          • Ultron

            That is indeed pretty awesome.

          • Rockcrawdaunt

            Like this new update will so far have dolphins, turtles, fish, and a lot more that probably means nothing to you lol but for free? That’s pretty unheard of nowadays.

    • I used to but I’m not a fan of the direction it has gone in the past few years

    • Butter Geek

      Not often, but Yeah. The new update seems cool.

  • Ultron

    Tbh Crystal f*cked up the pokedex. Removed Mareep (why remove one of the only new electric types?) Remoraid and Girafarig. Moved Magmar to post game, so if you don’t choose Cyndaquil (and why would you considering Totodile is there) you’re left with choosing between Growlithe, Flareon, and Ponyta (who you can only get after the 8th gym). That’s some Diamond and Pearl levels of bullsh*ttery. And they didn’t even fix the fact that a bunch of new pokemon still aren’t available pre-E4.

    Yeah, the game is twice as long as normal, but it’s still a shame. And I do love Crystal, but it kinda falls short. Doesn’t fix glaring problems whereas Platinum at least did, which is why I still say it’s the best third version. It was like the only one that actually took criticisms of the first game and did something about them.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Wait there’s no Mareep, damn I was gonna use that. I think you have a chance of getting Magby at daycare as an egg. Struggling to make a team beyond Aipom and Heracross rn :/ Likely will use Typhlosion and Johnny Quags. Alot I might want to use is late game, I guess I could use some temporaries to prevent overleveling but idk.

      • Ultron

        Maybe someone here who has gold and silver can trade one? Idk if they have online trade though.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          They don’t unfortunately. Otherwise I’d probably be asking for a Houndour too. They should’ve put that somewhere in Johto in Crystal imo.

          • Ultron

            Damn thats a crying shame. Guess I’ll go with magneton if I get the game…

          • Monkeyfuzz

            There’s Lanturn and Elekid I guess. I might just go without an Electric type idk.

          • Ultron

            Yeah, but I’d pick Totodile so I’d def want to get Magby from the Odd Egg. Tbh Magneton is better and has more resistances and stuff

  • Josh Omega

    Well I have caught my two final members in blaze black! Took a good while to find tynamo but at least I have it now lol now to just catch them both up and I will be good to go! Will post another update later today once I get my sixth badge!
    And I did replace my original mienfoo since I found a jolly one! Also need help with naming my Eelektross!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8760e004f03c39e4c9a238a3f34f0b789c579ad86875ad4c8b84ebdede1dcf96.jpg

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Noiceeee
      I’m runnin volt white 2
      I’m basically about to enter route 4.. but corless..

      • Josh Omega

        I plan to play blaze black 2 once I finish this actually! Have really enjoyed this playthrough! Who’s your starter out of curiosity?

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Snivy, I made it pokejungle voting choice

          I actually lost my last playthrough on victory road to hugh who killed my last mon with a recoil move and killed himself with his last mon and he was the last trainer

          Felt real shitty

          • Josh Omega

            I assume you doing a nuzlocke then? And I am not sure which starter I will pick in 2 but I will for sure catch a volcarona!

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yepparoos

  • Roberta

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  • zess

    Is the Celebi in Crystal post game? Or can I get it as soon as I get to Ilex Forest?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Post

      • zess

        Thanks.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Decidueye’s ability to fire its feathers like arrows is essentially like plucking off your arm hair, using your underarm hair to knock it, and firing it off at high speeds with precise aim at a target all in a matter with of seconds without causing yourself pain

    Imo that’s actually really cool

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    How the hell does liquid voice work? If you try speaking with water in your mouth you either choke or just gurgle. Does Primarina sing in gurgles?

    • Josh Omega

      It’s a mermaid? And mermaids can talk under water? I am only going by the little mermaid movie lol

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Hmmm

        • Josh Omega

          That’s all I got lol

    • EarthenWarrior

      maybe the air molecules of its mouth liquidize as they leave Primarina’s mouth

    • Ultron

      Idk it’s a stupid ability

    • Xiao Long For?

      Pokemon is actually magic and not science and the aura of the attack becomes that of a water type attack

      Because trying to be realistic with it either doesn’t match up with the game exactly or is just impossible

    • Kuppo
  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    PSA for all people with rhyperiors as their profile pic, Buzzwole and Breloom are currently being tested in UU, highly reccomend staying away from said tier until the tests are over.
    Additionally, mega doom seems to have permanently dropped to said tier.

    • EarthenWarrior

      ……so just me?
      And if UU drops Rhy i am sunk, i run it in my IAN team……nothing brings me satisfaction then metal bursting a water or grass type

  • Josh Omega

    Well update made it to skyla and got my ass handed to me lol team is all in the lv 50 range so I guess I will train some once I wake up. In particular I am going to get zwellious to 55 to evolve it so it can actually do something lol skyla in a few hours I am coming for you 👀

  • Sunniera 2.0

    So I am definitely going to get a Nintendo Switch in the coming months, but I don’t know what game to get. I have rarely played games aside from Pokémon. Also, as it is now certain what I am doing for the next four years of my life, I won’t have as much time to play video games. Thus I pose these questions on the Pokejungle community. With the knowledge of what I have said, what should I get as my first game(s) and/or is there a good Nintendo Switch Bundle that would fit me?

    • Zelda and Mario are must buys so there are two staight off the bat.

      The Switch’s indie support is insane so don’t miss out on any. Stardew Valley especially. Hollowknight is also on its way so when that comes out check it out.

      Splatoon 2 is insanely fun and is pretty accessible, you just gotta push through learning the controls. The motion controls may seem weird but if you get the hang of them you’ll be fine.

      Mario Kart 8 is always fun if you have friends over a lot

      Those are just some recommendations off the top of my head

      • Sunniera 2.0

        Thanks for your suggestions. My concern about Stardew Valley is that the game might be a time sink. My roommate has it right now and that is also his opinion. Zelda and Mario are obvious, unfortunately I have never attempted to familiarize myself with those two series at this point, and I am also concerned about them being time sinks. Of those two I am leaning towards Breath of the Wild But it would be my first Zelda game so I am worried that I might be missing out on some stuff.

        • I wouldn’t consider Stardew Valley a time sink really. My switch save file isn’t that far in because I kinda just pick it up whenever. Now my PC save file is on year 3 so…

        • Also don’t worry about missing out by having BOTW be your first.

          It is certainly a departure for the rest of the series but it’s not like there is lore to keep up with.

          Zelda and Mario alone could keep you busy for months so I’d say you are pretty much set with those two for quite a while.

          • Ultron

            The only lore you really need to know is that the 3 mains (Link, Zelda, and Ganon) are reincarnated every so often..I mean they cut the triforce out of the plot so that’s not even important to BotW.

    • Ultron

      Everything star said + Kirby

      • Sunniera 2.0

        I should also have mentioned this, but I don’t want to buy too many games because I may also be getting a car around the same time period. Thus, I think that should limit me on how much I can spend on the system now.

        • Yeah
          Needed Resources > Games for entertainment

        • Ultron

          Well then definitely Zelda and Mario

  • EarthenWarrior

    400 SOSs and no shineh rock….
    Strength depleting….yawning intensifying…bladder full

  • Butter Geek

    Ughhhh F*ck
    I’m confused
    I’m not sure if I’m straight or bi

    • You like girls.

      So do you like boys too?

      • Butter Geek

        That’s what I’m not sure about

        • Sunniera 2.0

          Have you ever been intimate with anyone before?

          • Deerlia

            Well, that escalated quickly…

          • Sunniera 2.0

            Sorry, what I meant was maybe Butter Geek is looking for an emotional connection in his life and that could be it. I may have poorly worded the question.

          • Deerlia

            Eh, no shame in it, deer. Was just surprised is all. You gotta remember, we’re like a family here, we all have moments where we listen to each other’s problems, or get lost and fight over them, but we stick together to help our fellow PokeJungle family~

          • Sunniera 2.0

            I meant has Butter Geek ever felt safe enough around someone to open their heart up to someone. Life can be an isolating experience and with the daily pressures in life compounded with that, it could be affecting his perspective in life. (Not that it is a bad thing).

          • Deerlia

            Makes more sense, see my other comment, it’ll clarify my feelings, my deer.

          • Butter Geek

            If you mean doing this then No, I’m 15

            If you mean an intimate relationship, well then No

          • Sunniera 2.0

            I meant the latter, emotional intimacy. Nothing wrong with that. The point I was getting to was what I explained to Deerlia in my clarificaton if my ambiguous question. I am of the same sentiments as many people here, you should look this stuff up on your own, try to find an answer that you are most satisfied with, and go with that. As of now, it may be in your interests to get to know the people who caught your eye on a friendly basis. Social interactions could be revealing in describing the quandary you are experiencing. This would call for some courage of course and you might be hurt by this as well. Regardless, just do whatever you feel most comfortable with.

    • Sunniera 2.0

      Well you could be something else too. I am pretty sure there are now a plethora of sexualities out there as well, so a little research on the internet wouldn’t hurt.

    • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron

      If you have to question it then probably. But something I’ve noticed with people who aren’t sure is it might be a matter of if you’re open to letting yourself like the same gender. That can be mistaken as confusion when really you’re just not accepting something about yourself

    • Deerlia

      Huh, I never knew our local Butter was Bi or interested in it, interesting.
      Exploring this avenue can be a very strange and unusual experience, deer..,
      You gotta ask a lot of questions and do your homework on it, otherwise you could be dead wrong and uneasy about it. If you need advice, ask someone who knows they are Bi how they figured it out, when you feel more confident in yourself, the answer becomes crystal clear, deer~

    • Deerlia

      I did a little internet sleuthing, and i found something that caught my attention while searching about bi curiousity.
      https://www.helpguide.org/articles/bipolar-disorder/bipolar-disorder-signs-and-symptoms.htm
      Do you think it’s possible you may have this diagnosis, maybe the symptoms play into your psyche here, it literally came up with the bi curiosity question near the end of the first result page, most other results are questionnaires or quizzes from unrepeatable sources.
      I am not trying to startle you deer, I just am worried about you.

      • Butter Geek

        This is either a really good joke or you completely misunderstood me lol

        • Deerlia

          Probably the latter, a deerling doesn’t joke about something this serious, deer…

          • Butter Geek

            Bi as in bisexual

          • Deerlia

            Well, if you were a bipolar bisexual, then i wouldn’t be wrong, would i?

          • Butter Geek

            I guess so

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      You’ll figure it out. It’s not something you can rush or figure out in a day. When it’s right it’s right. You’ll know it when you know it. I know that’s kind of a lame answer, but only your heart can tell you what you want. Trying to force anything out of it will only confuse you more. If one day you find yourself into a guy then you’ll know your answer. In the end either path is good. Just gotta do what feels right.

    • Idk how to help you see which you are, but to whatever happens I wish you happiness and all the support ya need

      • I still don’t get something tho

        If your bi then how does marriage work?
        Like do you just not get married, you switch from bi to be straight or gay, could you marry two different people one of each gender?

        I might just be over thinking this

        • Butter Geek

          You just get married. Either with a man or a woman, that’s it. You’ll still be attracted to both man and woman after Marriage.

        • Bi just means you’re attracted to guys and girls.

          Marriage is no different

    • Xiao Long For?

      It doesn’t matter. Honestly. It’s not like being trans where you’re going to get dysphoria or something. I’ve found that the less I cared about my sexuality, the less it can hurt me in any way.

      I know Poland isn’t exactly the most accepting country, but you’re still in the 21st century. You don’t have to be distraught or anything beyond the initial confusion.

      • Butter Geek

        I’m not afraid of homophobes, my enviroment is pretty accepting. I just wanna know, because right now I’m not sure.

    • Kuppo

      Ehh don’t get too worked up for that tbh, you’ll eventually know really

  • Deerlia

    I am still tired, i need my Chikorita leaf tea…

    • EarthenWarrior

      ain’t you a plant too?

      • Xiao Long For?

        In Japan, Sap Sipper is called Herbivore

        • EarthenWarrior

          i know

  • So, the new episode of Dragon Maid was pretty good (Although, I wish it dubbed)

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i learned some troubling news, turns out there are no Alolan Geodude in USUM
    only Graveler

    this doesn’t sound bad but they would all know Self-Destruct so…..unless i suck it up and bring a pokemon with Damp no shiny thunder boulder

    • Xiao Long For?

      I’d just MM for it tbh

      • EarthenWarrior

        i hate doing that

        • Xiao Long For?

          If it’s the only way

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Wait there isn’t? That’s weird. I wonder why they’d take out A Geodude when it’s perfectly fine in SM

      • Xiao Long For?

        Because by the time you find them in game they’re over their evo level

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Well that’s dumb too. They really should have put them in a cave earlier on too

          • Xiao Long For?

            They need to disperse new Pokémon and Alola Forms throughout the games to keep it interesting

    • Kuppo

      Uh, you seem to be in a shiny mood lately

      • EarthenWarrior

        yeah yeah i’ve been on a kick to get some use outta my 3DS

        and it’s all because of my new favorite SOS hunter
        https://i.imgur.com/R1h6mqE.jpg
        I LOVE IT SO MUCH

    • Butter Geek

      Can’t you hunt it in Sun/Moon?

  • Butter Geek

    One thing is kinda bothering me about the upcoming Titans show
    Everything Looks like Raven and Beast Boy will become a couple in the show
    And that’s great, they’re a good couple in the comics
    Buuuuut there’s a problem, that probably won’t be noticable in the show itself, but is there
    The girl playing Raven is around 9 years younger than the guy playing Beast Boy.
    I think about this too much, it’s so Weird

    • Monkeyfuzz

      They are acting. As long as they look similar in age does it matter? You might not have even noticed had you not known before the show.

    • Kuppo

      Yeah don’t think about it too much But it’s only voice acting is not that weird

      • Butter Geek

        It’s live action

    • They’re both of age actors

      • Butter Geek

        What do you mean?…

    • Xiao Long For?

      If they’re both over age of consent/aren’t in a super phauifaoly intinate relationship (like full on makinfmmaking out and stuffs it’s way less creepy

      • Butter Geek

        She’s 14, he’s 23

      • Xiao Long For?

        What the hell is up with my autocorrect

        • Kuppo

          makinfmmaking

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Today is actual shitt

    • EarthenWarrior

      story of my life i still haven’t found that damn Shiny Rolaroggen

  • EarthenWarrior

    So since my SOS chain is making me loopy in the lobes i want a little survey

    What do you bozos do when Shiny Hunting? do you watch a movie or listen to music (if so what kind), fiddle with something or just slowly go insane?

    • Xiao Long For?

      I just don’t do it ey

      • EarthenWarrior

        well you are of no use to me prepare for annihilation
        *Fires eye lasers*

    • Kuppo

      The three last things, and I just listen to stuff from the XIX Century

    • Butter Geek

      Usually watch something

    • EarthenWarrior

      well unsurprisingly i do all three
      -usually youtube poops or smg4 or lets plays (mostly reaction videos of the target shiny)
      – I have a wad of silly putty i pull mold and stretch just to keep my clammy hands busy
      – and insanity is anything from excessive leg tapping, whipping my neck and that one time i was speaking in tongues

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Cry

    • YouTube usually

  • Ugh, it’s hell having to wait for school to be over to get FighterZ. Also, I have to do some sort of Spanish speaking thing today that I am not prepared for

  • Also, apparently the new episode of Dragon Maid was an OVA, just clearing things up

    • EarthenWarrior

      funny i was literally just watching something like that

      • I can hear the police sirens going off already

        • EarthenWarrior

          it was just Android 21 eating Cell

          it was in my suggestions bin, i wonder why

          • *suggestive eyebrow waggling*

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          There’s a scene in blend s that has a joke like this

    • Monkeyfuzz

      So she’s fully machine like 16?

      • I think?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well 17 and 18 are Cyborgs having been Human first and 19 and 20 are Brains in robot bodies, the only true android is 16 not counting movies.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh and 8 is a full Android too I think.

          • According to the Wiki, she’s a Cyborg like 17 and 18, but has no memory of her life was like before she was turned into one

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well she looks older than 10, maybe she means her age since she became Android 21?

          • I assume

    • Super cute, I want it

    • EarthenWarrior

      burn it

      • Yeah I’ll burn it

        B be
        U a
        R loving
        N mother

        I to
        T it

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’ll get the kindling going!

          • Oh totally
            K kiss
            I it
            N on
            D the
            L forehead
            I and
            N tuck it into bed and say
            G goodnight

    • Kuppo

      Hug it

      • I do 30 times an hour

        • Kuppo

          Who doesn’t

  • EarthenWarrior

    and still no Roggenrola…..been doing this for nearly 4 hours and quite frankly i’m disgusted i haven’t done anything yet

    I NEED IT NOW TO MAKE ALL THE INVESTED TIME WORTHWHILE

  • EarthenWarrior

    I FOUND ONE

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well what’s the point of syncronizers if they don’t work

    this little cutie is
    Female
    Mild (SpAtk+ Def-)
    Outstanding IVs in HP Atk SpAtk and Speed
    Weak Armor (Which becomes Sand Stream)
    inside a Beast Ball (WHICH WAS ANNOYING)

    well at least she’s decorative

    • Butter Geek

      You don’t mind that she’s female?

      • EarthenWarrior

        ehhhh it plays with the purple and soon to be blue diamond colors

    • MenacingCascoon

      Tell me about it. It sucks getting shiny legends when sync doesnt work. You have to internally battle the “Should I SR? this is worthles..”

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I SR’d when this happened with Uxie in AS, it hurt.

        • MenacingCascoon

          I SR’d with Blacephalon. I feel like I want to hunt another Cressila. It’s too cool a shiny to just be a trophy

  • Deerlia

    I really wanna expand my art business to here, deers~
    I am having a horrible time getting clients for some reason elsewhere, thought i’d at least ask…

    • EarthenWarrior

      I don’t know if your “art” will be widely accepted here Pinkie

  • Butter Geek

    Ughhhhh I got a shiny hunting mood
    What should I hunt?

    • EarthenWarrior

      hmmmmmm well what type are you thinking of most?
      my next hunt is gonna be Phantump (unintended rhyme)

      but that won’t be for a long while i need to go clean my room, put laundry away and freaking take a walk with my pup to clear my head

      • Butter Geek

        I think I’ll go for a Golett…

      • Ultron

        You like phantump?

  • Butter Geek

    Can someone trade me a Golett to Sun?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Why you breeding it?

      • Butter Geek

        For a shiny

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I meant are you, sorry forgot my punctuation. I will breed you a Heavy Ball one when I’m done with these Aron I’m breeding.

          • Butter Geek

            Can’t you just catch a Golett and trade it to me? Lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            No I’m not far enough, why?

          • Butter Geek

            Tbh I just wanna get one quick and start MMing

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It won’t take long to breed.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You’re a terrible person for suggesting someone to do that

          • Butter Geek

            To catch a Golett?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            In USUM

    • Butter Geek

      No one? Really? Maybe you Ian?

      • Ultron

        I would if I was home, but, alas, I am at work

      • EarthenWarrior

        *burrows underground*

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      It’s exclusive to Ultra Sun dude

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oooooookay?

      • Butter Geek

        Really Earthen? I wanted it to explode

        • EarthenWarrior

          I don’t follow

    • Ultron

      -Ultron sets off gay bomb anyway-

      The world could benefit to be more gay

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Grammar is need

    • Oh boy

    • Kuppo

      A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

    • Xiao Long For?

      The sound it’d make is poof

    • You’re all the worst

      • Butter Geek

        I agree

      • Xiao Long For?

        If the whole world is gay there’s less straight couples making hot guys

        • It’s just this site not the whole world

          • Xiao Long For?

            Well because it’s mostly guys on the site if they were all gay they’d all fall in love with me and I don’t like Harem

          • Butter Geek

            not me, you’re not my type

          • Kuppo

            But what about people that do

          • No like
            Pokejungle becomes a dating sim

          • Xiao Long For?

            That I’m obviously the protag of

          • Kuppo

            Ok Mr. Center of attention 👁️‍🗨️

          • Xiao Long For?

            Es dat a phat joek

          • Kuppo

            Beri vadd jok muy mal

          • Butter Geek

            Oh No
            I can’t get the image of you and Deerlia out of mg head
            What have you done!?

          • No, what have YOU done?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Who’s to say I’d fall in love with anyone?

          • Xiao Long For?

            Cupid

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Damn

          • Xiao Long For?

            I was a Cupid main in SMITE I know these things

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Fuckfuckfuckfuck
            Who am I being paired with

          • Xiao Long For?

            Butter, Ziggy, Earthen, or Alex’s icon (not Alex himself)

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I hate every one of those choices fucccc

          • Kuppo

            Wow Seraph hates Butter confirmed

          • Butter Geek

            I knew it Deep inside all along

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I don’t hate him, I just wouldn’t date him
            Not my type

          • Kuppo

            Who’s your type 😉

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            That’s classified info
            If you spoil I’ll be extremely upset
            You know who you are

          • Xiao Long For?

            Sorry Seraph I must let them know that you only like big buff tigers

          • Kuppo

            Does Seraph is a furry

            Y e s

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            If I’m a furry so are you

          • Kuppo

            But I am so

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You ain’t

          • Kuppo

            Fam you don’t know me 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Dude you’re referring to the wrong timeline

          • Kuppo

            THIS is the wrong timeline

            In the right one I’m an actual sensible and thoughtful human being

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            We’re the same being dude, we merged in the tournament arc

          • Kuppo

            This explains more than I care to admit

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Remember that? We lost to Earthen who used a human z move to merge with ten more of himself

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You ain’t the one who knows

          • Kuppo

            It’s Reviewer

            Because he’s so dead he’s a ghost type

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • At least you have a choice. This site has like two girls and they are rarely here anyways

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I’d choose them

          • How dare you

          • Xiao Long For?

            I’ll give Earthen a twin sister just for you

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You mean earth chan?

          • Xiao Long For?

            Anime was a mistake

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Life was too

          • Kuppo

            So that’s why I feel so related with it

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            i am anime

          • Kuppo

            “I’m not flat”

            Ha ha ha….

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Jokez

          • Butter Geek

            foonnyh

          • I’m ok with this actually

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            New Pornhub video
            Gay teen fucks literally the entire planet

          • Xiao Long For?

            That’s terrable

          • This is like a shitty version of dream daddy

          • Xiao Long For?

            You’re the matchmaking Navi-esque character

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Can I be the X button to close the game?

          • Oooo yey

          • Butter Geek

            Cupid is the worst Smite characters (in terms of design)

          • Xiao Long For?

            He’s a little winged baby with heart arrows that’s meant to be annoying

            The design fits its purpose amazingly and it’s funny asf

            His model tho

        • Xiao Long For?

          Just realised how wrong that sounds lol

        • Butter Geek

          I mean, Gay guys could impregnate Gay girls few times and split the babies

      • Kuppo

        We disappointing you

        What’s new

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I’m still going on my shinies
    I want to destroy my own ear

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Can I like, get a shiny please? It’s been three straight weeks of fucking hunting and I haven’t gotten shitt

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    First there was ugandan knuckles
    Once the memes go, it’ll be uGONEdan knuckles

  • 100 billion dollars for whoever can find this picture of shadow the hedgehog pointing a gun to the tall one from Ed Edd and Eddy’s head while markiplier cries in the top corner

  • Butter Geek

    How long do we have to wait for art of me and Seraph?

    • Xiao Long For?

      When @starstorm295:disqus hates herself and Seraph enough to do it

      • Kuppo

        Was that a roast

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I will legitimately leave this site if that happens
      I’m not even kidding

      • Kuppo

        @sta@starstorm295:disqus Pls do it we need that guy out 👁️‍🗨️

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I’m going to flag you for twitter’s best reason
          “I’m not interested in this account”

          • Kuppo

            You hurt me

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    • Sunniera 2.0

      I think Deerlia mentioned wanting to draw some art here earlier.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Do you need a special attack boost? Try doing that while having a speed lowering nature

        • Sunniera 2.0

          How is water involved, and why am I suddenly a Cradily?

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Quiet nature

          • Sunniera 2.0

            That does not answer either of my inquiries.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You are none

          • Sunniera 2.0

            No, I’m Sunniera. Sunniera 2.0. You can also call me future Dr. 2.0.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            2.000000

          • Sunniera 2.0

            That is my father.

    • As soon as I get home

    • Monkeyfuzz
  • Xiao Long For?

    Well considering the chat is so dead that we’re talking about the jungle like its a dating game and the mods have probably offed themselves with how terrible that is, how about a game?

    Post a song and whoever else will rate it. The catch is, it has to be from some sort of media (game, tv, film) rather than an individual release.

    • Butter Geek

      ILL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      • Xiao Long For?

        Short version – 10/10, very catchy
        Long version – -5/10, it’s boring asf

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      The attack on titan theme that gets constantly memed

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        • Butter Geek

          Out of ten I give it
          DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            ;3

        • Kuppo

          I thought you meant Sasageyo

          But not seriously, AoT openings fucking rock

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yeee
            But they’res so memey

        • Xiao Long For?

          9/10 pure banter

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            ;3

    • Xiao Long For?

      Youtube links are your friends guys

      • Butter Geek

        FRIENDS?
        *Eyes light up anime style*
        *Starts singing the Friends theme song super loud*

      • Xiao Long For?

        Steven Universe Ending theme? Reminds me of how the show ended before it got bad. It’s ashame it stopped so soon after like 3 seasons :/

        • Xiao Long For?

          But seriously it’s a good song, like 8.5/10

          • One of my favorites honestly cuz I’m an emo bitch who relates to it a bit too much

          • Xiao Long For?

            Steven Universe had amazing music, it’s ashame the story can’t hold a candle to its OST

        • Butter Geek

          What alternate world do you live in? The PD reveal was great

          • Xiao Long For?

            Scattered moments of quality does not a good show make.

          • Butter Geek

            Scattered moments of lack of quality does not a bad show make

          • Kuppo

            Except when the bad moments overthrow the good ones

          • Xiao Long For?

            I wish the Crewniverse could learn this

      • Kuppo

        Man I really love this jazzy songs and of course I love this one also

        4/10

      • EarthenWarrior

        I fuckin love this song

    • Kuppo

      • Xiao Long For?

        Nice try ʕ ง•ᴥ•ʔ ง

        • Kuppo

          Damn you’re good

    • Xiao Long For?

    • Kuppo

      Here’s a long one just because

      • Xiao Long For?

        Only a bit into it but it’s some good stuff so far

        • Kuppo

          Shimomura is gold 👌

    • EarthenWarrior
  • Monkeyfuzz

    @lastlittenfanstanding:disqus I have Golett ready. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt3WmsF1F7JN0Va/giphy.gif

    • Butter Geek

      K. Are you in my friends list already?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Don’t think so, FC: 0748 – 2744 – 4660 IGN: James

        • Butter Geek

          Registered you
          My FC is 0748 – 6886 – 8813
          IGN: Hub

          • Butter Geek

            …?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Online in plaza, request when ready.

          • Butter Geek

            Can you request me? I can’t find you

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Are you online? I don’t see you either. I’ll try exiting and going back in.

          • Butter Geek

            K, try now

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Still can’t see you

          • Butter Geek

            Huh

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did you check my FC is confirmed? Then go out and back in to plaza?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Sorry I was Afk, adding now.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    “Doesn’t that bitch- look like Gary the snail?”
    ~that one kid in the hallway I overheard

    • Don’t even know who they’re talking about but that’s one hell of a roast

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        The kid is literally braindead though. Randomly told me I reminded him of the dog from blues clues. I want whatever he’s on

        • Butter Geek

          He sees everyone around him as their fursonas, it’s his sixth sense

          • Kuppo

            If he went here he’ll just see a bunch of Incineroars

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Jesus Christ

    • EarthenWarrior

      Meow?

    • Kuppo

      How can a human been look like oh whatever

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        He called someone else a lizard

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    *kid behind me eats five slices of pizza at the pizza party in class*
    Me: if you throw up on me i will forcefully shove it back down your throat

    • EarthenWarrior

      Only five? What is he one of dem health nuts

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        How are you not dead from unhealthy food intake?

        • Butter Geek

          He is

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’m Italian

          • Butter Geek

            #EarthenIsWarioComfirmed

          • EarthenWarrior

            Wario is my favorite ever since I can remember
            Even had a Wario figure from a Mario Kart toy, I lost it in a Best Buy and cried for like three weeks over it…

    • 5 is reasonable for me

      • Butter Geek

        The whole pizza is reasonable for me

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        So I eat healthier than all of you and Im overweight

        • My metabolism is a mystery

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            *cry noise*

          • Butter Geek

            So:
            Star eats more than average and doesn’t gain weight
            I eat a lot more than average and gain weight
            And Seraph eats less than average and gains weight

          • I graze my less than health meals and tons of snacks everyday and I sometines lose weight!!!

          • Im a genetic anomaly coming from a dad who’s entire family is tall and skinny and a mom who’s whole family is short/average and overweight

            I guess they cancel out and I just don’t lose or gain weight

          • EarthenWarrior

            Maybe your tall body just burns everything to keep it going

          • I guess so.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Granted I’m tall and wide like a gorilla… yet I eat plenty of the good stuff along with the bad stuff and I have fairly good walking endurance (I have wicked calves) yet regular exercise is a nightmare on my flat feet and bad ankle

            So I’m kinda a teetering scale constantly dipping up and down on my mortality

        • I eat unhealthy as hell and I’m under weight

          F*ck metabolism!!

        • EarthenWarrior

          Not to compete but I’m probably WAY heavier than all of you

          • Like any of you can beat my teetering on the edge of 103 lbs. : )

          • EarthenWarrior

            I really shouldn’t say but my weight class is in a League of its own

          • Xiao Long For?

            I’m like 85 (if the second rating on that scale I read was in pounds because I unlike you guys I use a good measuring system)

    • Kuppo

      This is why there’s a lot of overweight people in America

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Why does everyone eat more than me but I’m overweight?!

        • Kuppo

          Human’s metabolism is a mystery

        • EarthenWarrior

          Dude genetics are a bitch and a half

          Does your family have a history with obesity or similar issues? If not then you just have a high metabolism which means higher calorie intake to feel full or satisfied

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I don’t fucking know I was adopted

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well it could also be stress related

      • EarthenWarrior

        High fat diets
        Seldom mobility
        Reluctance to exercise

    • I can’t fathom me eating 5!!!! 3 is my max limit (Except that one time I ate 4)

      • Woah that one time

      • Butter Geek

        Oh Hey kurusu! You missed out on Seraph possibly hooking up you

        • What?…

          • Kuppo

            You should feel fortunate 😉

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Why does everyone have to bash me like this, what did I do wrong?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m just as lost as you dude

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            We gotta find the way

          • EarthenWarrior

            Click click click click

          • Kuppo

            Guys pls

            I’m this close 👌 to kill myself

          • Butter Geek

            SPIT ON THE NON BELIEVERS

          • EarthenWarrior

            Click click click click click click
            Spit on him

          • Kuppo

            FU

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Wha…

          • Kuppo

            Wha not, I despise these Ugandan knuckles memes sorry not sorry

          • EarthenWarrior

            You do not know da wae

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Bewm

          • Kuppo

            Exist

            Jk ily

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            To be fair I am an accident so my birth was indeed a mistake

          • Kuppo

            Your existence isn’t so 😉

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            You’re a pretty awesome guy yourself

          • Kuppo

            Aww thanko you too buddy 😮

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            >w<

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dude don’t be that way, you’re our bro and believe it or not we don’t completely hate you

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Earthyyyyy >w<

          • EarthenWarrior

            Up yours too chump ;]

          • Xiao Long For?

            Marie Curie made a mistake and she saved lives dude

            Mistake =/= bad

          • Butter Geek

            Marie Curie died cause of her mistake tho

          • Xiao Long For?

            That mistake was bad for her, but beneficial for others. Mistakes aren’t always bad. What’s bad for one person is amazing for others.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Trueeee

          • Something something mewtwo quote

            Nah for real I’m really glad you exist :3

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Awwwhh >w<

          • EarthenWarrior

            Who else could we make fun of if you weren’t here

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I don’t think you want to know

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m always made fun of

          • Butter Geek

            Me probably

          • Butter Geek

            So were the powerpuff girls and look how they turned out…
            *sees the 2016 reboot*
            You know what, nevermind

          • Seraph only has one boy for him, you all back off

          • Xiao Long For?

            Len fighting for his man

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I actually hate you

          • Kuppo

            Don’t we all

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
    • Kuppo

      How EW’s hell looks like

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yes

      • EarthenWarrior

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

        STOP IT THIS IS NOT REAL NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • Xiao Long For?

          Yeah if it was real Clefable would be there

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Look behind the chansey

          • Xiao Long For?

            But it’s too small for stall

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Trust me…it ain’t

          • EarthenWarrior

            AAAAGGHHHHH MY PTSD IS KICKING IIIIIINNNNNNNN

            Post
            Traumatic
            Showdown
            Disorder

            A THREE COSMIC POWER CLEFABLE WITHOUT EXCADRILL

          • Kuppo

            Did the Sableye help with the PTSD

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Fetal Position*

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            This was before toxapex celesteela and the increased versatility of heatran

          • EarthenWarrior

            Heatran is only a problem for Slurpuff and Steel Monos

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Play OU

          • EarthenWarrior

            ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            That’s my point
            Heatran isn’t bad in monos… it’s OU where it truly shines

  • ShinyXatu

    I bought Crystal, woo! I have class in the afternoon so I’ll start playing it when I get home, and I’m excited. A bit bummed that it doesn’t come with a Suicune theme, but I’ll survive. It wasn’t that long ago that I played through Crystal on its original cartridge, but it was long enough that I’m more than willing to play it again. Nintendo is obviously doing their job well because picking up my 3DS again made me realize how much I miss the system. Pretty soon I think I’ll buy another wave of 3DS games that I never played (Metroid Samus Returns, Hey Pikmin, Ever Oasis, etc.) because I definitely don’t want to give up on the system entirely!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’m trying to think of teams I want to use that don’t include Ampharos.

      • ShinyXatu

        That really is the biggest challenge of all. I don’t remember anymore but I’d be shocked if my last Crystal team didn’t have Ampharos. The only ones I’m sure I want to use are Togetic, Ursaring, and maybe Forretress or Piloswine. And in the off chance I find a shiny during my playthrough like I did in HeartGold I’ll use that one too 😛

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well Mareep isn’t in Crystal for some reason and I have nobody to trade for it. I might use Chinchou but I also want to use Quagsire.

          • ShinyXatu

            That’s embarrassing, I didn’t remember that at all! There really are a lot of great choices in Gen 2, which makes it so difficult to choose. Also, a lot of the great ones require a trade partner which is a bit of a shame for me.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, it kind of makes it harder when the Physical/Special split didn’t exist and moves are limited.

  • Butter Geek

    Imagine the world where the words meth and gems switch meanings

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      So that’s why people at my school know what Pokémon is

      • Butter Geek

        I don’t get it

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Ayyyy I got an extra 3000 scholarship from the college I wanted to go to

    • Butter Geek

      AYYYYYYY
      THATSA SPICY MEAT-A-BALL

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Nani?

    • Xiao Long For?

      Yay dude, congrats

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        😀 yeeee!

    • Kuppo

      Congrats I believe in you

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        *dabs to victory*

        • EarthenWarrior

          *Shoots you with a sniper rifle*

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Wouldn’t be shocked

    • Ultron

      That’s awesome boyo

  • Reply to my comment guess what my fursona would be then reply to the first reply then reply to that one and so on

    Because I don’t wanna die enough today so I need my supplement

    • Xiao Long For?

      Arctic fox

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        That’s 100% accurate

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Mine has to be a whale because it’s a mammal
      #insidejokes

      • Kuppo

        Believe it or not there are actually furry whale OCs, even tho most of them are killer whales tho

        • EarthenWarrior

          Not a fan of aquatic furs

          • Kuppo

            Eh I can kinda get behind them

          • EarthenWarrior

            Most of them are either drawn as merfolk or have weird body types, also most of them are bald which don’t appeal to me

        • Xiao Long For?

          Killer whales are dolphins animal scrub

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I knew that

          • Kuppo

            Then why they have whales in the name uh?

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Those are gross

      • SHUSH

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          ;3

    • Kuppo

      Elegant squirrel

    • EarthenWarrior

      Probably some kinda rodent or canine mammal with a luxurious pelt or tail

    • Butter Geek

      Lopunny with boobs?

      • EarthenWarrior

        So just any drawing of Lopunny?

        • Kuppo

          Earthen knows

          • EarthenWarrior

            I know a lot more than I appear

      • How is that different from regular Lopunny

    • EarthenWarrior

      Wait do you have a fursona?

      • No

      • Kuppo

        Everyone ahould have one

        • Xiao Long For?

          My fursona is a human

          • Kuppo

            A hairy one I assume

  • Butter Geek

    Is there a anatomically correct version of the Nudist scene from Zootopia on the internet? Asking for a friend

  • PumpkinLord
    • Butter Geek

      But it looks so comfy

  • ShinyXatu

    So let’s actually talk about Pokemon for once! I know it’s sort of been graveyard season here for the past few months at least, but it doesn’t have to be this way. Who actually believes we’ll get Gen 8 on Switch in 2018? Early 2019? If not, what spinoff do you think we’ll get besides Detective Pikachu?

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Bug starter or riot
      WHOS WITH ME

      • EarthenWarrior

        *Farts*

      • Ice Starter or riot

        Bug, Ice and Ground! 😀

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          :3

        • Butter Geek

          YES

    • Butter Geek

      I really hope for 2019

    • Kuppo

      2019 They need to take the as much time as they need to make this game as good as possible. But I’m starting to feel that it might come in late 2018 ngl

    • Xiao Long For?

      It’s possible, but I’d prefer 2019. I’ve said this theory before but if it’s coming this year, we’ll see Zeraora in the next corocoro, with the new games being announced in March. It’d be set for a December release if that’s the case, like there was 9 months between reveal and release for XY and SuMo

    • Spring 2019

    • Josh Omega

      I still think it’s coming out this year. There are so many signs pointing towards it. That said if it doesn’t happen this year we may get a new mystery dungeon game on switch and maybe 3ds too similar to what they did with the first game

    • zess

      I think it might come out late this year considering that during Ultra Sun & Moon and possibly Sun and Moon the senior developers were working on the main switch game. So I’d imagine they’re pretty far ahead in development.

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
    • But what’s its type?

      Grass/Bug or Water/Bug?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Water

    • Butter Geek

      Cool!

    • Ultron

      I would love a bug starter

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Yeee

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  • EarthenWarrior

    I’m bored again, I’m debating if I wanna leave the house to grab a tall boy from 711

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Doooooooooo it!!!!! It’s Friday take a load off

    • Ultron

      Child abduction is a crime.

      • EarthenWarrior

        So is a lotta things but I’m thirsty now

  • Alright I have 2 options as I have passed through Victory Road

    Challenge the League with my team of all lvl.47’s and two 45’s (Pawniard and Seismitoad)

    Or Go back and train till we are lvl.49 and then challenge the League

    • Butter Geek

      Go back and train, It’ll be really hard if u won’t

  • Xiao Long For?

    Another game thing

    Post a character, and the poster has to guess their personality and whether they’re a hero, a villain, or in-between. Whoever gets the closest to the truth wins for your character.

    If you know about the character, refrain from ruining the game commenting about them

  • I just realized I completely over looked TM Earthquake for Bubbles…

    Back to Relic Castle!

    • Xiao Long For?

      I thought you only got EQ post champion

  • Wait! Is Tornadus a legendary that flees like The dog trio?

    • Daedardus

      Yup.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s an annoying roaming Legendary. I hate that feature.

  • Golden_Flygon

    I just realized that the USUM Adventures chapter is going to be packed because it’s gonna have RR and parts of the Necrozma storyline

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i cracked down and bought Crystal, and thanks to my cache of christmas eShop cards it only cost me 85 cents
    but there’s a big big BIG problem

    Phanpy are only found in the morning and if you think i can play a johto game without a Phanpy by my side you are sorely mistaken

    now do i enter the correct time and merely wait until 6AM (the time i get up no matter what) and find a Phanpy……

    https://78.media.tumblr.com/304a3c04ac7dab86d5b4efcb62461cab/tumblr_o8kzwpEeVo1r8sc3ro1_500.gif

  • Butter Geek

    The PPF leaker said Gen 8 will have a f*cked up Dark story

    • Butter Geek

      She said Somebody will die

      • Lol

        • Butter Geek

          Lol What?

          • That’s just dumb

          • Butter Geek

            The fact that someone will die?

          • Never once has Pokémon killed anyone on screen

            And Lysander can be written off knowing its unknown what really happened

            And it’s a kids game… They wouldn’t kill someone

      • Josh Omega

        Please tell me tierno returns and dies lol

  • Ultron

    You guys think they will bring Gens 3 and 4 to virtual console?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Maybe, depends if they do it for Switch.

      • Ultron

        One can hope

    • Josh Omega

      Gen three I say yes. Gen 4 will probably get a remake

  • EarthenWarrior

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FIRST MALE PHANPY FLED

    • EarthenWarrior

      AND ANOTHER FLED

      • Ultron

        I forgot that some pokemon fled back then. Ugh.

        • EarthenWarrior

          you pretty much have to rely on a pokeball to catch them at full health MINE SHOOK FOUR TIMES DAMN IT

  • EarthenWarrior
    • ShinyXatu

    • EarthenWarrior

      ok the last thing i needed was a Teddiursa and all the ones i’ve found all four of them were female and i want a burly bearserker

    • Monkeyfuzz

      How do you get it early?

      • EarthenWarrior

        in Crystal the area north of the first route you can find Phanpy in the morning at a 5% rate

  • ShinyXatu

    What are your top 4 favorite Pokemon movies? Top 3 and top 5 are overrated. I feel like getting nostalgic this weekend and may watch one or two. Whatever you choose, it won’t top this song in terms of nostalgia for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_561757&feature=iv&src_vid=GysSmq4zWWM&v=1YCRDbmkQr8

    • Power of One
      Darkrai
      Power of the Unknown
      Mewtwo

      • ShinyXatu

        I’m definitely watching Power of One. I don’t even know if I ever saw it. I love the Unown one as well.

        • I remember it being good but I haven’t watched it in years

    • Butter Geek

      I’ve actually only seen one lol
      And it was meh, but it had a cool battle

    • Monkeyfuzz

      1,2,3 and I choose you because I haven’t seen much of the others/can’t remember them.

    • ShinyXatu

      I guess I’ll give my top 4 just to answer my own question.
      Jirachi Wish Maker
      Spell of the Unown
      The First Movie
      Pokemon Ranger: Temple of the Sea

      …but this list is based mostly on personal nostalgia and stuff like that.

    • In no particular order (except for the last one, that’s my fave):
      Volcanion
      Darkrai
      I Choose You
      Lucario And The Mystery Of Mew

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Is it just me who really likes the depzys movie? Like a lot?

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        Deoxys*

  • EarthenWarrior

    Still no Teddiursa i’m running out of time because at 10 (50 min) it will be Day and Teddiursa are only morning

    yet i find a bunch of Dunsparce

  • I’m so glad Oxenfree on Switch actually uses the touch screen in undocked mode

  • ShinyXatu

    I really do think that we may see a full Nintendo Direct towards the end of next week, or at the very latest the following week. This spot has been open since the Direct Mini happened on the 11th…that’s almost 16 days now…and an open spot has always indicated that a Direct is due sometime soon. I just hope it’s not a Fire Emblem Direct or something like that, I think that would be a hotly contested choice.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d9632755845bdac099c46044ab9f6520a029107f99505df75b96c29b73afd952.png

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I agree that a direct is coming soon. If there wasn’t I don’t see why they’d have taken down a second direct after the mini one went up. I do think FE is the most likely tho…….It kind of needs one and the only other franchise that could get one is Pokemon, but I don’t see them doing a direct for Pokemon until Zeraora gets revealed. Even then they won’t do one the same month Zeraora gets revealed so that’d push a possible direct even further back. Again I think FE is the most likely candidate. If not that then a general one.

  • EarthenWarrior

    There we go FINALLY a Male Teddiursa and i was extremely lucky because i only had two pokeballs and i was afraid it would flee

    Ok….now i can finally breathe easy all i need to do is go to the union cave for my Zubat and trace back after i get headbutt to look for my Heracross

    and my last slot…..i guess Sudowoodo since THERE”S LIKE NO GOOD ROCK TYPES

  • Right as Oxenfree really started to hook me in my Switch started dying >~>

    I should get that external battery thing for it

    • EarthenWarrior

      i absolutely despise the battery life on the Switch (then again you are all very familiar with my battery issues with anything these days)

      i’m horrifically afraid to let anything drop a single percent of battery these days and quite honestly i don’t like playing Handheld mode switch, i’m too afraid my big fat bearilla mits will break the railing of the joycons

      • Well the Switch usually lasts as long as my play sessions anyways but I was kinda unsure what I wanted to play until I realized I never started Oxenfree so I had already spent some time on Sonic Mania and Splatoon

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Bought Dragon Ball FighterZ. So far so great. Having a good time. I’ve played a little story (it’s kind of weird) and did something in the arcade mode. My in lobby avatar is Bulma because she’s great.

    • Nice, bought FighterZ too. Haven’t played much though, I’ve been occupied with Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth:Hacker’s Memory.My Lobby Avatar is SSJ Blue Goku

      • TheGentlemanMonster6893

        How’d you get SSJ Blue Goku? Just get lucky? Or was that one of the lobby avatars that came with the day one edition?

        • SSJ Blue Goku is one the Lobby Avatars you get as a pre-order bonus

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well today was okish
    Got my shiny Roggenrola and got Crystal with both Phanpy and Teddiursa and the last hardest Pokémon to get is Heracross but tomorrow will be that day

    Also is there any possible way to change the clocks? Otherwise mine’s gonna be pulling a moon and have it nighttime during the day and daylight at night

  • Golden_Flygon

    Question for y’all: what did you think of all the new Pokemon introduced in USUM (including the new Lycan and Necrozma forms)? What was your favorite Pokemon and least favorite?

    • Ultron

      -The necrozma fusions make me really angry because they’re ugly and pointless.
      -Ultra Necrozma is cool and disappointing at the same time..
      -Stakataka is meh
      -Poipole and Naganadel are cool
      -Blacephalon is good, especially the shiny
      -Zerora or whatever is fine but should be a fighting type

    • I have to say I like Lycanroc the most (only one I’ve used in action)

    • All of them are totally unnecessary but I guess they’re harmless

      • Golden_Flygon

        Eh, helps fill in the void of new Alola mons I guess

    • Kuppo

      Favourite is the non fighting type cat

      Least is the orange clone

      • Butter Geek

        Lycanroc may be a pretty lazy design, but it’s pretty fun to use

  • Josh Omega

    Well I finally got my sixth badge in blaze black. That was definitely a tough battle lol coil on Eelektross came in handy in this battle lol

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e8f7446445ae7db30d5939998e094269187f95fa80774e06c36109e8aad19523.jpg

  • Josh Omega

    Playing through what is pretty much updated gen 5 games I must say I forgot how awesome the characters were in this generation. In particular Alder. Sure he isn’t the strongest champion but I must say I really like the character. Not to mention his encounter theme is great! https://youtu.be/_KE1iXYzRmw

    • Ultron

      Alder is a great overlooked character. Plus his main is Volcarona, so how bad can he be?

      • Josh Omega

        Going to be honest I have never used Volcarona. It’s an awesome looking Pokémon but the late evolution level kept me from using it. That said I plan to use it in blaze black 2! That said character wise alder is definitely one of my favorites from gen 5! N is there too obviously. Honestly gen 5 overall had good characters

        • Ultron

          I used it in White 2 and it was so fun. It swept Ghetsis for me, I didn’t even have to use other mons. I want to say I also had it sweep Iris, but I’m not 100% about that.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hey you dead?

  • Butter Geek

    They started summoning the new eeveelution
    https://twitter.com/project_eevee/status/952838254365044736

    • Josh Omega

      I really do hope we get a new eeveelution. Would prefer more than one since we only got sylveon in gen 6

    • Awaken my masters!

  • Mario

    Here’s Pokemon Voice actors in each games since X and Y. this is speculation or real.
    -Tauros – Toshiyuki Morikawa https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=692
    -Mimikyu – Aya Suzaki
    -Trapinch , Vibarva and Flygon – Junji Majima
    -Drampa – Kazuhiko Inoue
    -Lapras – Rikako Aikawa
    -Grimer and Muk – Hidenari Ugaki (Goro Majima)
    -Vulpix and Ninetales – Shizuka Itou
    -Eevee family – Aoi Yuuki
    -Pikachu – Ikue Otani
    -Togedemaru – Ayane Sakura
    -Dratini and Dragonair – Misaki Kuno
    -Dragonite – Kensuke Satou
    -Noibat and Noivern – Hidenori Takahashi (Odin/Owain in Fire Emblem)
    -Feebas and Milotic – Sanae Kobayashi
    -Scizor – Yoshimaya Hosoya
    -Machop , Machoke and Machamp – Hiroki Yasumoto
    -Jigglypuff – Mika Kanai

  • Josh Omega

    Well didn’t have much trouble with gym 7 lol especially since I took away Brycans hail with sunny day. That said will play more later tonight! It’s looking like I may finish the game up this weekend sometime! And can I just say emboar is so much better as a fire/ground type lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d2ce70f9112a54b71e988e4baa853aa382eacf75b8cb7372d5ed7a0d31806985.jpg

  • https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5598ebef1c82517e7649ac34fb3f838a3f8531446bd249e7ec42bdfd4a522608.png
    *Spoilers, I guess(?)*Holy crap, this is super exciting. The DLC for FighterZ has been leaked! So, the characters are:
    Broly
    Bardock
    Janemba
    Jiren
    Kefla
    Toppo
    Kid Goku
    Fuu (Towa and Mira’s son from Dragon Ball Online, who’s also gonna be DLC for XV2)

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • Let’s see if you people can guess this guy’s personality and allignment (I know, I’m doing a 3rd one, idc)

  • EarthenWarrior

    AWWWW YEAAAAAH I GOT A HERACROSS!!!! Only two Headbutts

    Update
    Badges: 2

    Totodile 17
    Phanpy 12
    Teddiursa 13
    Zubat 14
    Heracross 10

    • TheReece25

      Filled up team already almost. I like them all

      • EarthenWarrior

        Yep sadly Larvitar and Slugma are post, but I guess Sudowoodo will have to suffice for now

        Otherwise my game is going according to plan

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Both Slugma and Houndour are Kanto, which is annoying. I would like to have used one of them, I guess I could wait but I might just go with Typhlosion.

        • TheReece25

          Def larvi

    • Nice team so far!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What moves will you give your ‘mon?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Croconaw/Feral
        [Surf-Ice Punch-Bite-Dig]

        Donphan
        [ Mudslap/Equake-Rollout-Headbutt-Curse]

        Ursaring
        [Cut-Fire Punch-Faint Attack-Dynamic Punch]

        Crobat
        [Fly-Wing Attack/Toxic-Bite-Confuse Ray]

        Heracross
        [Horn Attack/Strength-Fury Cutter-Rock Smash-Counter]

        • Monkeyfuzz

          No Megahorn for Heracross?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s all really late i’m working with what i can get

          • Monkeyfuzz

            True. Good job Feraligatr has useable Special attack for its’ STABs.

        • Ultron

          Is Donphan good back in Gen 2? Kinda want to use it on my team

          • EarthenWarrior

            everything sucks in gen 1 its all loading up on HMs and TMs from golden rod to get anywhere mainly headbutt and the punches

            Phanpy pretty much relies on Tackle until you suck it up and give it TMs most likely Headbutt, Mud-Slap (which i like using i imagine it sprays it out of his trunk) occasionally Rock Smash and its iconic Rollout which if you’re one of those nuts who cares about the Defense Curl+Rollout combo it just does fair amounts of consistent low level damage

            but once it evolves that boost of power kinda gets it going but like i said you’re very much relying on Tackle and TMs to be any use

            Also little tidbit if you plan on using Zubat early wait for Union Cave and get a level 7 one and teach it Swift Immediately

          • Ultron

            I considered crobat, but I was also thinking switching things up with a Xatu

    • Ultron

      You chose the best starter

  • MenacingCascoon

    Huzzah I bypassed 1500+ in only about a week. Monotype is definitely my thing

    • EarthenWarrior

      Braggot

    • OK, last chance for you to respond to this comment or I’m going to have to redraw your prize.

  • Xiao Long For?

    What’s everyone up to my dudes

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Trying to complete my Apricorn and Beast Ball Pokemon collection, not far off now. Also thinking what Crystal team to use.

    • Watching Boston Legal and gonna pick up my ds and play more of Black soon

    • Butter Geek

      Either reading a book or Swap Breeding for a shiny Golett

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hatching odd egg
      Power leveling to fight fat cow
      Scratching my privates

    • Trying to find a reason to get out of bed

      Right now not starving is looking to be real convincing

      • EarthenWarrior

        i hate that so much… i have a wacky metabolism that gets so bad in the middle of the night and forces me to get up and eat something

        just feels like stabbing pains

  • EarthenWarrior

    Shiny Smoochum I might actually keep her around for a while

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Just took a Mantine Surf and the water was a beautiful purple with pinkish waves.

    • EarthenWarrior

      as you admire the beautiful scenery you take your eyes off the waves and crash into a small plateau, breaking not only your leg and cutting the side of your stomach causing you to bleed profusely which attracts a shiver of Sharpedo which smell the blood and go into a vicious feeding frenzy

      😉

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Actually got my highest score on it yet (though I don’t have all the moves yet).

        • How many moves are there? I have like 5

          • Monkeyfuzz

            7, Magikarp Splash is a secret fail move that gives good points if you use it once, after that it’s bad.

          • Huh. I never knew that and now I’m glad I do

    • Sounds beautiful

      I kinda wish I could see it

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I did it at around 16.55, it turned orange at 5.

  • Hey guys I’m torn on what people like

    Does everyone like how Wurmple works or do you all like stuff like Caterpie and Weedle style

    • Wurmple can fuuck off

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like Caterpie. I think Wurmple would be good if it was Day/Night evolution which I think it used to be.

      • MK126

        It was. Silcoon and Beautifly was morning while Cascoon and Dustox were evening according to the internal battery clock since RSE didnt have the day/night function

        • It still had day/night evolutions it just didn’t change to look of the world

          • Ultron

            Idk why they cut that from Gen 3. I mean they had it in gen 2 and 4.

          • MK126

            Cause they always cut out functions that make sense lol

          • Ultron

            Pretty much. Wonder what they’ll cut from gen 7 for gen 8

          • MK126

            Actual pokemon 😂😂😂

          • Ultron

            Lol
            Realistically I could see them cutting:
            -Ride pokemon, because they hate us
            -Festival Plaza for something probably worse
            -Pokepelago of course, which is unfortunate

          • MK126

            Pokepelago is great. I just wish there was an option to not let visitng pokemon leave especially when its “rare pokemon”. Festival Plaza i can do without and Ride pokemon should definitely stay if they want to get rid of HMs

          • I guess the DS could do more with lighting than the GBA could and the game just wouldn’t take alt color pallets as well

          • Ultron

            Probably a good a guess as any. I wonder if they’ve ever actually said why

          • MK126

            Thats what i meant

      • Xiao Long For?

        Nope. It’s always been based on personality value. I don’t do see why they’d chnage a simple evo method to a far more pseudorandom one

        • Ultron

          Well because it’d be easier to manipulate. You can’t change personality value

          • Xiao Long For?

            They wouldn’t change the evo method on an early game shítmon to something you have no control over lol

            The only time evo methods have been changed were because that evo method was impractical

          • Do you mean Inkay?

          • MK126

            I never understood its evolution. The DS/3DS had to be flipped at a certain level right? How did the game even know the system was upside down

          • Ultron

            Gyroscopes in the 3DS

          • Xiao Long For?

            > Inkay
            > Shitmon

            BTFO

          • Oh I thought you were talking about evolutions that were impractical

            I would never say Inkay is sh*t

          • Ultron

            But right now you have no control over it so I feel that, as is, it is impractical. I don’t think it’s super important because, as you said, it’s just a sh*tmon, but it’s kind of dumb the way they have it currently.

          • Xiao Long For?

            I know it’s impractical lol. What I’m saying is that it was always that way and I don’t see why people would think they’d change it from an easy evo method (day/night) to a random one (personality value) when it has always been the latter, impractical method, ever since Gen III.

          • Ultron

            Ohh, okay, I see what you’re saying now.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That’s weird because in the gen 3 games whenever I did it I evolved them at day or night for each one and always got the one I expected, Silcoon in day and Cascoon in Night. It would be better if it were. Imagine breeding a shiny and it ends up the wrong one.

    • Xiao Long For?

      Wurmple would be better if we could see the value that determines its evolution in some way. The practically random evolution is just annoying, one ORAS playthrough I had to evolve like a thousand of the things lol

  • I just realized I can fit Clauncher on my Y team through trade and now I’m excited because Clawitzer is amazing and extremely underappreciated

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Water Pulse, Dragon Pulse, Aura Sphere, Flash Cannon/Dark Pulse

    • Butter Geek

      YES

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Xiao Long For?

      > Crit/Poison Sludge Bomb hax
      > Your foe using Defog on Nidoking when a strategic switch or a possible fourth damaging move should’ve been used
      > Poison on Sludge Bomb again, putting a timer on their set-up sweeper
      > Your opponent trying to set up with Bulu in front of a Pokemon that commonly carries Toxic and/or Whirlwind
      > Your opponent using Diamond Storm on a Hippowdon when literally anything else it could’ve done would’ve done more (they’d already lost at this point tho lol)
      > For that matter, your foe not having any Mega
      > They ran a dual screen team… Full of slow, frail Mons with a ton of common weakness and absolutely no obvious protection from Steels after Azumarill dies. None of the bulky fairies that could’ve laughed at the rest of your team and let Azumarill screw up Excadrill when that came out and no sign of a cleric of any sort

      • Chaos

        To be fair though bar Azumaril (and possibly Trace Gardevoir with Focus Blast), Sand Rush Exadrill would have won anyway. But yeah, I agree a lot of hax in Earthen’s favour.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        Reminder,Earthen complains about hax

  • MK126

    Is playing Crystal worth is given how outdated everything is? Not even pokemon and moves and types im so used to be able to run that not having that function would drive me crazy

    • Ultron

      If you played G/S I probably wouldn’t recommend it. I originally played Crystal during Gen 4 and enjoyed it so I think it still holds up, though the dex is flawed

      • MK126

        Ive played all the main series pokemon games lol i really feel like i wouldnt have the patience for such a slow moving game and itll be a waste of 35 bucks just like buying both US and UM

        • Ultron

          The main thing I’m interested in it for is the shinies from both the Odd Egg and Celebi and also maybe getting some apricorn ball pokemon, so if you’re not interested in that and are looking to just play the game I would say don’t buy it.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It doesn’t save Pokeball data still btw, so no apricorn ball Pokemon.

          • Ultron

            Oh yeah. That sucks

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I still hope one day I’ll be able to breed a Sheer Force Shiny Moon Ball Nidoking.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Isn’t it only $10?

          • MK126

            Is it?! Well then that changes everything lol

    • Just play HGSS

  • Yo is there a way to change the date in x and y without everything fucking up? I wanna buy some of the clothes in Cyllage

  • Xiao Long For?

    Lol what if the Lumiose badlands were caused by Yveltal

    • That would be some amazing world building….

      *sigh*

    • Kuppo

      What if the plot and character development were caused by Yveltal because they’re sure dead as hell

      • Ultron

        Dayummmm

  • Butter Geek

    Here’sa fakemon regional form

    Slavian Kricketot
    Bug/Fairy
    They were bred by musicians to inspire them with their smooth music. They are rare in the wild.

    Evolves with Shiny Stone into

    Slavian Kricketune
    Bug/Fairy
    They’re so good at playing music, they can tell fairy tales through melodies. They often create stories of their own.

  • Xiao Long For?

    Gen 8 is one version, and a total reboot mechanics wise with a great story and side plots, and an amazing world

    Buuut

    Only the first 251 Pokemon and their relatives are included (the rest would be added back in a remake or a post release update), no new mons.

    Would you buy it?

    • YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • Kuppo

      Only the first 251 Pkms sound pretty lame imo but all the features above are worth it so yes

    • I would buy it, but grumble that they wasted Gen.8

    • Would there be Pokémon exclusive to the post game? *cough cough Sneasel cough

      If yes to that then even less chance for me to get it

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      As long as the others made it in soon after

    • Butter Geek

      I’d Be pissed as f*ck, but I’d Buy it, not sure if I’d actually enjoy it tho

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Possibly, I like alot of the first 251, I’d be sad at no new ‘mon though.

    • Ultron

      Yes, but I’d be angry at such an odd design choice

    • Josh Omega

      So no new Pokémon? That’s the main selling point of a new generation. Not sure if I would pick it up or not because I am fed up with the pandering kanto gets

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I just wanted to find a carbink but now a wobuffet showed up

  • Butter Geek

    I’m reading a book using old Polish and in old Polish ”Rad” meant happy, each time someone say ”Jestem (I’m) Rad” my brain thinks of Star

  • ShinyXatu

    I can’t decide on Totodile or Chikorita…somebody please choose for me!

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Cyndaquil

      • ShinyXatu

        WRONG

    • Kuppo

      Grass over water always

      • ShinyXatu

        I was leaning towards Chikorita anyway because I don’t think I’ve never used it through a whole playthrough and want to use other Water types.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Chiko and then use Quagsire or Lanturn maybe.

    • Totodile

    • Ultron

      Totodile…you will regret chikorita

  • My Elite training program is working 😀

    My team is already progressing twice as fast as it would’ve fighting stupid, trolly Durants

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Are you fighting Audino?

      • I’m fighting the Elite 4 till my team faints (I got Pawniard up 3 levels in a half hour because of it)

        Sir Kibble now knows Night Slash because of it

    • Oh I should mention why its called that

      Fight the E4 till your team faints (Your team gains Exp. like double to triple of what Victory Road gives)

      • You don’t need the money I guess

        • I bought revives and full restores beforehand (I have like 250,000 some anyways and only need probably a few more till I believe my teams ready)

  • I think part of what makes X and Y so bland is that nothing is polished. It all feels a bit unfinished like they were reallly close to finishing it then just released it before they could.

    Hell like, there are no idle animations for any trainers in the game

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It took a long time programming sitting.

    • Ultron

      Almost 0 things in this game are polished other than maybe trainer customization? Even the color pallet they started using for pokemon was too dull. They need to brighten it quite a bit. I would argue a lot of Gen 7 feel this way as well. You can tell they spent a lot of time designing the cities and towns in Alola, but everything outside of those is so bland and so boring.

      • Gen 6 makes Sun and Moon look like a masterpiece

        • Ultron

          I would 100% agree with that

  • PumpkinLord

    https://youtu.be/cgfS4JbrMnk Opened up YouTube and this was recommended to me.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I know these feels

    • Uhg

      I’m really sick of traps

      Writers are too scared to put actual trans characters in so they just call them boys for a cheap freak out

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        To be fair traps aren’t always that
        Blend S handled the idea of a trap in a relatively nice manner. It was moreso done for the sake of being able to properly squeeze traits of both genders in one character

        But yeah in most cases traps are dumb

        • Still it’s shitty and mildly transphobic

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            It is unless it’s done for a reason, again blend s
            But I agree for other traps

      • Kuppo

        The first one is actually trans, like a boy who wants to be a girl. And he actually achieved it via time travel

      • Xiao Long For?

        Idk most of the time traps seem to be more equivalent to someone falling for a drag artist rather than a trans person – the ‘joke’ usually is that the ‘trap’ in question happily identifies as male

        Of course, trap jokes are used with characters that are trans sometimes and that sucks

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          ^^

        • I guess? I just don’t see any comedy in that.

          If we lived in a world where we actually had good transgender representation in media then it probably wouldn’t matter much but since we don’t, it just comes off sour to me

          • Xiao Long For?

            I don’t really find them funny either tbh, especially with how much there are now

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Based on your history.

      • PumpkinLord

        Don’t judge me.

        • Kuppo

          You asked for it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Fire Lord Ozai?

      • Hell yeah my dude

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I prefer Uncle Iroh because he’s cool.

          • Iroh deserves a better mon. Don’t know what that would be yet but it will come in due time

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Maybe a Dragon since he was known as The Dragon of the West.

          • Ultron

            Probably either Reshiram or Zekrom. Reshiram since he’s a fire bender or Zekrom since he learned how to deflect lightning. Or Zygarde Complete because he’s just that awesome.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Reshiram could fit because of the White Lotus.

          • Ultron

            Hm, yeah dats good

    • Ultron

      Male Meowstic is better

      • PumpkinLord

        Facts.

      • Xiao Long For?

        And it suits Morgana better for appearance and gender ey

        • True

          • Xiao Long For?

            Don’t get me wrong tho both genders are QTs

        • Ultron

          Which Morgana are we talking?

          • Xiao Long For?

            Persona 5

          • Ultron

            Ah, that game everyone here talks about

          • It’s pretty damn good yo. Haven’t been able to play it for like a week and it’s driving me crazy

          • Kuppo

            I blame Govnah and Alex for spreading that game

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Especially blame Alex

          • Xiao Long For?

            Nah, my irl buds got me into it

      • I love them both. I just picked female because it’s more offensive focused and its best for single player

        • Ultron

          For sure. My first run of X I thought the male one was the offensive one so I chose it only to later learn I was wrong.

    • Nice team Star :3

  • The gym leader theme starts off so hype then they forgot they have to follow build up with payoff

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      When is it hype again?

      • The very beginning with the electronic sounding bit

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          Ooooh

          • Honestly if they kicked up the tempo and added percussion the theme could be the best in the series

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I might try to edit it sometime

          • Xiao Long For?

            I like the lil piano bit

          • Kuppo

            Uhh what piano I don’t remember one

    • Xiao Long For?

      Imo the whole song sounds like buildup

    • Kuppo

      Ehh the following part isn’t actually that bad, it’s just too slow or boring imo

  • Agh! I can’t tell what to do for when I get to White 2

    Use Psyduck in White 2 or save it for Diamond?

    I want to use one because I never tried one, but can’t tell which I want to use it in

    • Xiao Long For?

      Base it on the rest of your team

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’d plan the rest first, also depends just how much you want to use it and if it can wait.

      • I had originally planned to use it and two other to plan my Diamond starter

        If Turtwig, I go Ponyta
        If Chimchar, I go Golduck
        If Piplup, I go Budew

        Then I realized Psyduck is easier to catch in White 2

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well Chimchar is the best starter. Do you have any other Unova Water types you want to use? Or Sinnoh ones?

          • I have no interest in using the other Unova what types (I’ve used all, but Swana before and its meh)

            Sinnoh I’m open to use any water type so pong as it isn’t Bibarel as I’ve used it before

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Then I suggest using Pydick in W2 and Buizel or Shellos in Diamond.

  • I think sometime soon I’ll try redesigning Team Flare.

    Also their battle theme is really freakin good

    • Monkeyfuzz

      They should have a more French upper class/aristocracy style, since beauty is meant to be their theme.

    • Kuppo

      That reminds me, do their motives have anything to do with fire or flames at all?

      • Nupe.

        I wanna change Lysandre up too. New goona be a Steve Jobs type business dude who is the face of his company by behind the scenes he basically runs a cult (team Flare)

        He and his team will be way less flashy

        • Kuppo

          And pls make it less obvious that he’s the main villain of the game

    • ShinyXatu

      They should have been dressed in Elvis Presley-style clothes rather than the abomination that appeared in X and Y.

  • Hippopatas has no redeeming qualities designwise

  • I used to like Korrina

    But now she’s trying to make me like Lucario again and I’m just not comfortable with that

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    I named my Hippopatas Anakin for reasons relating to sand

    • Kuppo

      If you hate sand and you’re made out of sand, does that mean you hate yourself?

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        I almost made a really sick joke

        • Kuppo

          Make it

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            The name Anakin would fit a sandygast better.
            It’s part ghost ain’t it?

    • ShinyXatu

      You should name Landorus Obi-Wan.

      …It’s Flying and Ground…high ground…haha.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        According to the meta it’s usage is livelier than ever and he’s dead so

        • Monkeyfuzz

          He’s become one with the force actually, he can come back whenever he likes probably.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Hmm

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    Pre gen 6 hippowdon was 20x better cause it actually had sand around it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yeah it showed the gourd like quality better.

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        ;3

  • I
    Hate
    The
    Reflection
    Cave

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Same

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Why? The swooping stuff, the lack of skates/bike or the layout?

    • Ultron

      It’s really pretty at least

  • EarthenWarrior

    So what are you buttholes up to this quiet Saturday afternoon

    • Playing Y

      • EarthenWarrior

        Why

        • Seraph

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well just to let you know I’m still gonna try for a Shiny Celebi

            I’ll save the master ball for it

          • Thanks fam! Once you get it just hang onto it and I’ll start getting that wimpod

          • EarthenWarrior

            Man I’m gonna go insane for something I despise

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Make sure when you transfer it to look up the exp needed for the right nature.

          • ^^^

          • EarthenWarrior

            ???

          • Monkeyfuzz

            The Nature when transferring is set by the exp it has. It needs a certain number at the end. I believe it is the same as RBY so this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2_tQ5QWEAE_5y5.jpg

          • Monkeyfuzz

            If you find this confusing I’d test it on another ‘mon to be safe.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          No Y.

    • Monkeyfuzz
    • Butter Geek

      Still swap breeding for a shiny Golett

  • WOAH MEOWSTIC GETS SHADOW BALL AT LEVEL 31???

    HOLY SHIIIT

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dude it gets like a attacker’s dream movepool

      • Meowstic is becoming one of my favorite Pokémon ever

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      WOAAAAH

    • Xiao Long For?

      How far are you two through XY anyway?

      • He’s a bit ahead of me because I’m slow.

        I just got to Shalour

  • I feel the urge to redesign half of Kalos

    • EarthenWarrior

      We’re gonna need a shovel and 43 metric tons of dirt

  • EarthenWarrior

    I did the impossible
    I out rollouted Whitney’s Miltank

    Defense Curl boosted Phanpy and I got three in a row and the Quick Claw kicked in and flattened her out!

    http://pa1.narvii.com/5778/88099ad8d6381bb7b39ad901b7d971d1ccf93f71_hq.gif

    • Congrats man! 😀

      Phanpy truly is a terrific Ground type (I’ve always wanted one in a playthrough, but they only appear in Johto I believe)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Honestly might use it. Though that means no Quagsire so idk.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Love that gif. One day I will use Phanpy. Love the line so much, but never used it. That and the Larvitar line. I really want to use them both one day.

    • zess

      Dang I forgot how adorable phanpy is… Once I get the shiny charm I might breed one.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      XYs was good, shame no Pokemon in them though.

      • Butter Geek

        what
        XY has awesome pokemon

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I mean in the photos.

  • I wish we had Rom hacking software for gen 6 that’s on the level of gen 3

    I would make my own damn Z version

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Up to the league in Uranium, looks like I am really underleveled and they use items and don’t allow the use of the bag so guess I need to do some leveling up.

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      What’s your team? :0

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Luxelong, Theriamp, Herolune, Villucard, Glavinug and Pajay. I bred Luxelong and Theriamp because I got some in WT so thought I might as well. Theriamp with Energizate is pretty much my most powerful.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          That’s awesomeeeeeee

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It shows what a good type combo Electric/rock can actually be. I also wanted a Megatherium Pokemon for ages so had to try it. Luxelong is a rabbit dragon so that was obvious. Pajay I caught and happened to have Hidden Power Fighting which has been so useful. Villucard with its’ Blood Lust+Shell Bell+Drain life is great and I got a Naughty one which I liked thematically.

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            I actually had issues on my first playthrough so I’ll redo it soon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What issues?

  • ShinyXatu

    So does anybody believe we could get Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald on the Virtual Console in the future? I know there aren’t any GBA games on the 3DS eShop, but I’ve had them on my system for over 5 years because of the Ambassador program. Maybe it’s more likely to happen on the Switch?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think Switch if anything. ORAS are still recent enough that it would likely be next year earliest. Also they’ll do R/S first then Emerald because otherwise everyone will just get Emerald. It then would open the question of if they’d do FRLG. I would have liked HGSS but who knows really.

      • ShinyXatu

        That’s a good point, remakes sort of throw a wrench in things. However, I could still see them bringing RSE and FRLG as the absolute final 3DS Pokemon games before Pokemon Switch in 2019. I would say maybe August for RS, then November for Emerald, and maybe February for FRLG to coincide with the anniversary. Then Pokemon could come out in April or something.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Hm maybe, I kind of hope they do Switch and put Colosseum on it too.

    • I would love it because I love Emerald but I’m not too big a fan of ORAS

    • Ultron

      I think it’s very possible. But I do think they may start moving things to the switch (hopefully)

    • I think it’s possible

      Beforehand I need to get my Gulpin out of Emerald (Yes I still have a DS Lite to use, despite its insane amount of problems)

    • zess

      I believe so but I’m really looking forward to Leaf Green and Fire Red, for some reason I’ve always loved the Sevii Islands and it sucks that we haven’t made a return to them yet.😔

  • Why weren’t gym leaders deemed important enough to have 3D models for battles in gen 6

    • Golden_Flygon

      Even Diantha too, like Steven even had one in ORAS.

  • I forgot that Mega Lucario is actually really cool omg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yeah, and in USUM it gets Meteor Mash as an egg move, which with Adaptability is amazing.

    • Kuppo

      One of the best megas by far

  • X and Y isn’t making me as mad as I thought it would

    Mostly depressed because I can see the potential they totally squandered

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhh I need to power level my team to deal with Morty but leveling is so tedious in gen 2
    None of them are even at 20 and I want everyone 22-25 before I take on the Ecrutek gym

  • Xiao Long For?

    Lol throwback to Dawn randomly being given some chick’s Togekiss

    • Monkeyfuzz

      She was the somehow identical to Dawn princess.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well that doppelgänger wanted the fat birb to flaunt its stuff for drooling patrons with nothing better to do

    • Ultron

      People love giving away pokemon in the anime

      • It’s more because they know they’ll be happier there

        And the games are pretty generous too. Most Porygon are just given to you

  • Josh Omega

    Well time for nxt takeover! and tomorrow is the royal runblr! Excited to see how things are going to start going for WrestleMania this year. One day I will go and see it in person!

  • Ultron

    Has anyone played Yono and the Celestial Elephants?

  • ShinyXatu

    I finally made it to Goldenrod and I’m going to start hunting for an Odd Egg shiny…and I won’t give up until I find it. I’ll watch one or two Pokemon movies while I do it to pass the time. Wish me luck, I’d be more than okay with whatever I get!

    • Ultron

      Don’t forget you have to save before you accept the egg rather than after.

      • ShinyXatu

        Thanks, I did make sure to do that. That would have sucked if I didn’t remember to.

    • I think you have a good chance of getting one

      I suggest pick Keldeo and the swords of Justice, Pokémon 3 the spell of the unknown tower and or Lucario and the mystery of mew

      • Ultron

        I just watched spell of the unown today 😮

        • Ultron

          Unown*

    • EarthenWarrior

      I got a Shiny Smoochum

  • Is it me or in Hoopa’s movie they have the same Lugia, Latias and Latios from their respective movies? Because it seems like they are already acquainted with Ash when he’s with them

    • Yeah, but Latiosdied, didn’t he?

      • Ultron

        You realize it’s been out for almost 16 years, right? Not exactly a spoiler

        • People will bitch regardless

          • Ultron

            screw ’em

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Time Travel.

        • I didn’t realize Hoopa could manipulate time

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He can summon Dialga.

      • In the credits they show two Latios and Latias flying over head

        It might’ve meant nothing, but I always assumed the two somehow reincarnated

  • https://www.rabb.it/ThaWeal931
    So, my friend is streaming some JonTron on Rabbit. If the 2 of you who haven’t been driven off by JonTron’s controversy are interested, here’s the link

    • Jontron is dead to me

      • Not to me

        • Really couldn’t tell from the fact you posted a thing of his

  • Butter Geek

    OH F*CK I LOVE THIS BOOK
    IT’S ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL
    You guys really should go pick it up
    It’s Sword of Destiny by Adam Sapkowski, part of the Witcher series. It’s a collection of 6 50-70 page stories, all following the same main character. I think going in blind wouldn’t be a problem. You can probably find it at any Big book store.
    It’s fantasy, with a lot of swearing, sex and drinking and other Slavic goods. It’s written beautifully, it can make you laugh and it can make you sad. I really think any of you could really enjoy it. Just go and pick it up, it became one of my fav books of all time.

    • Butter Geek

      Okay, I know No one cares, but I actually made a mistake, it’s Andrzej Sapkowski, not Adam

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Glad you’re enjoying it.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I’m entering the part of Crystal where I lose interest
    Aka the actual Team Rocket plot but I need to iron out Jasmine

    Badges: 5
    Croconaw 26
    Phanpy 23
    Teddiursa 23
    Golbat 23
    Heracross 24
    Sudowoodo 20

    My team is vastly underleveled damn the lousy exp system everyone should be at least in their 30s…

    • Ultron

      The grind between gyms 5 and 6 is super annoying

  • Butter Geek

  • Ultron

    Am I wrong in saying the best thing about USUM is Poipole?

    • I mean I like a few things more but it’s up there

      • Ultron

        What else is a better addition? The only thing that comes to mind is move tutors, which don’t really count because it’s not an original addition and are just a staple of updates. Blacephalon is great too, but not quite on Poipoles level

        • Well I liked the photo club a lot more than I expected to

          And I like the lower amount of tutorials

          Idk, Poipole is just kinda meh to me after Nagandel killed my hopes and dreams

          • Ultron

            I don’t feel Poipoles design though should be affected by Nagandel. Braixen is still great despite Delphox, no? Photo Club is nice enough, but limited in ways that are disappointing.

        • Schlong Shrub Seraph

          I adore naga so

          • Ultron

            I like it a lot too. I like Poipole more though. It’s perfect

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Understandable

  • I think I’m ready to full fledged fight the E4

    Boinky and Sir Kibble are level 50 the rest are 49

    Shauntal is first wish me luck

  • EarthenWarrior

    I am pooped tomorrow I will hopefully be at least close at the elite four (I’m plowing through the rocket base in mahogany and Phanpy evolved) and be well on my way for the grand task hunting down a Shiny Celebi

    • ShinyXatu

      Grand task for sure. Those 1 in 8192 chances are going to be a pain and then some. I bet Game Freak’s going to be really lame and release a shiny Celebi through an event or something next year, making all of our efforts seem less amazing after the fact. I don’t care though, I still have my eyes on the prize.

      • Ultron

        I have that same fear. But that Shiny Celebi won’t have the Gameboy icon. They really should release Shiny Mew since the only legit way to get it is Faraway Island in Emerald. Hm…which I suppose may be possible if they release Gen 3 on VC.

        • ShinyXatu

          That’s a guarantee for sure. I think they’ll definitely include the Deoxys event too considering they’re not really mythical anymore.

  • After toppling Marshal and Caitlin Sir Kibble finally became Bisharp

    My full team BABY!!!!! 😀
    Emboar, Simisage, Seismitoad, Vanilluxe, Beheeyem and Bisharp

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Since my DS died (I saved before it died so) I haven’t been able to use it yet, but I bet he’ll be a wonderful addition to the team

        I also think I know which team member will take their leave during the final battle. Echo… Nothing against it, but of all my team mates its the only one that isn’t super necessary to be there (I would refer it, but the final battle wouldn’t be perfect without the Legendary right?)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I dunno I didn’t use the Legendary I don’t think.

    • ShinyXatu

      Beheeyem and Simisage…very good taste.

      • Thank you

        After this playthrough I have decided each member of my team is now my favorite of each of their respective types (Emboar for Fighting, Bisharp for Steel and Palpitoad for Ground)

  • ShinyXatu

    Even with the 114,688% greater chance of finding a shiny from this egg I haven’t been successful yet. To be fair, I haven’t tried it too many times yet, but it feels like ages since it takes 11+ minutes each time. Save me from this eternal pain.

    • Ultron

      Debating whether or not to try and get shiny Magby

    • ShinyXatu

      Sorry, that percentage is WAY off. I think it’s actually a 1,146.88% greater chance. Math isn’t my strong suit.

  • Josh Omega

    Man nxt takeover was a great show! Match of the night was definitely Adam Cole vs Aliester black! If you love wrestling you need to watch NXT! Can’t wait for the royal rumble tomorrow! Next thing to do is watch the newest dragonball super then play some blaze black

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh…
    Oh my god.
    Oh my GOD.

    I JUST GOT A SHINY ELEKID FROM THE ODD EGG!!!!! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. I WAS LIKE “HOLY CRAP IS THAT DARKER THAN USUAL” AND IT’S SHINY! I’VE WANTED A SHINY ELEKID FOR YEARS!!!!!

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    According to my calendar I’ve been hunting for 23 days for a shiny with no success
    I hate my life

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    And I’m out of fuckin animes to watch

    • Golden_Flygon

      (Desperately waiting till April for BnHA)

      • Schlong Shrub Seraph

        IM WITH YOU MAN WE CAN MAKE IT
        DON’T GIVE UP ON ME

        I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I’VE WATCHED AND MAYBE IT’LL HELP YOU

        • Golden_Flygon

          Plz do, I needs sum animez till April D:

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Two immediate reccomendations
            Konsuba and Re zero

          • Golden_Flygon

            Thanks

          • Schlong Shrub Seraph

            Yw, i can give more if neither of those suit your taste!

    • Kuppo

      Boku no Pico. Heard is a good one

  • Golden_Flygon
    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      I’m happy for you but jealous at the same time

    • ShinyXatu

      Is there a particular reason why you used a Master Ball?

      • Golden_Flygon

        I never really use the Master Ball in game & also I have a rule where I don’t use it on legends, so typically if I ever get a shiny I use it on that instead.

  • Virginia

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    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      You know McLaren? Did you know the muffin man ate her dog? Like hardcore ate her dog like a fucking carrot

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      If I ate a mirror, am I truly what I eat?

    • Mmm baby gimme those incredible job offers

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Esay work

    • Betty?

      I’ll make a bett-y this is bullshit

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Betty Crocker? More like betty get the fucc outta dodge

    • On the laptop?

      THE laptop?

      I couldn’t handle the responsibility of the legendary Laptop

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Stay more time with your own grammar check betty-chan

    • Marry me please

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      Star hearts mushrooms
      Clovers red drifloons

    • Ok Google.

      Give me free money

    • Schlong Shrub Seraph

      14523 is my favorite year

    • Kuppo

      So what’s up with those 12 responses down there made by only 2 people

  • Deerlia

    Good morning~

    • Butter Geek

      Hello

  • Schlong Shrub Seraph
  • Schlong Shrub Seraph

    New article

  • Magic Maniac

    Time to shiny hunt Celebi.

    The best part of this is that, as far as I’m aware, Celebi will always be Timid upon transfer if it received no EXP, and that it also has 5 guaranteed IVs.