Welcome to 2018. We at PokéJungle are still in shock that humanity made it this far after the Shuppet-storm that was 2017; but contrary to the real world, what a year for gaming it was—especially Nintendo! Which is what I’d like to start off on: reminding you that this year probably won’t be as golden of an age as last year, and that’s okay because we’re still hunting down those pesky Power Moons/Korok Seeds Nintendo is back and better than ever and already promising us some promising titles over these next few upcoming months. So keep an open mind and let’s see if there any cartridges worth shoving into your poor little Switch/3DS this year.

Bayonetta 2 (Nintendo Switch) – Feb. 2, 2018

According to Nintendo, the “Umbra Witch” Bayonetta is a “foxy, sassy,” and likes to kick butt…and we wholeheartedly agree. In this action game, you play as the foxy, sassy, butt-kicking witch herself who just wants to beat up angels and demons alike with her cool guns and weird special abilities all the while looking like she’s simultaneously trying to lure her enemies back to her bedroom in her hometown Umbra. (This is a total lie, she’s actually from a place called Vigrid.)

Bayonetta 2 is a remastered version of the previously released version on the Wii U with a few extra perks like now you can summon sidekicks called “Infernal Demons” to help you perform something called an “Umbran Climax” … I can’t make this stuff up. And there’s also an online and local wireless 2-player cooperative mode (called “Tag Climax” by the way), plus it comes with the original Bayonetta to play first if you haven’t gotten the chance to yet, which is neat. There aren’t many games like Bayonetta, especially on the Switch, and you do get two titles for the price of one and the third installment is already in development so not a bad idea to pull the trigger on this bad girl come if you are into action games OR foxy, sassy ladies.

Kirby Star Allies (Nintendo Switch) – March 16, 2018

Kirby is back, not only on the 3DS via Kirby Battle Royale but on the Switch in what looks like a way more enticing game. And he’s brought with him buff King Dedede. Are you ready to suck up some baddies, kill them through your digestive system and rob them of their superpowers for the thousandth time?

There’s not much to say here about the platformer which is almost as old as Nintendo itself. You’ve played a Kirby game. This is a Kirby game, but on the Switch. It also has cooperative play, so your three friends can join in if you have enough Joy-Cons to go around. It could be fun.

Detective Pikachu (Nintendo 3DS) – March 23, 2018

Yes, Detective Pikachu is real and you should look out for it this year. Why? Because Pokémon, that’s why. Pikachu talks again, like in Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!, but not to Ash Ketchum this time…no sirree, to his friend Tim Goodman. Yes, Tim Goodman. They seriously could not think of a better name than Tim Goodman. You, playing as Tim (cringe), will solve mysteries with this tough-guy, black coffee-drinking Pikachu in a place called Ryme City where you will come across other Pokémon as well as other humans whom will all aid you in solving cases.

Whether or not you’re planning on playing this yourself or alongside a younger sibling/cousin, it’s a unique take on the franchise. Japan’s had part of it for awhile now, it’s time for the West to see what all the fuss is about and also get ready for the upcoming movie!

Dark Souls: Remastered (Nintendo Switch) – May 25, 2018

Are you sick of Skyrim yet? The answer is yes, it’s always yes. Introducing Dark Souls, which is like Skyrim but way, way harder. You play as a loyal knight who is in over his/her head thinking he/she could actually get through this game without throwing the controller against the wall at least 11 times. Dark Souls is an action-adventure game infamous for being actually challenging as you delve into creepy dungeons and atmospheres taking on terrifying enemies, gruesome monsters and brutal bosses – which will remain in your memories even after the fight is over…and your nightmares.

Dark Souls: Remastered is getting released on PS4, Xbox One and PC in addition to the Switch so there are certainly high hopes for its quality. Plus, there really isn’t a game quite like this on the Switch like this (besides Skyrim of course, but enough already of that) and it looks like a must-have for those who are into the genre.

Mario Tennis Aces (Nintendo Switch) – Spring 2018

Okay, who remembers Mario Tennis on the Game Boy Color? It is one of my personal favorite games of all time, and I don’t even like sports video games that much. Although the MaddenFIFA2kNHL games are incredibly popular, Mario has a way of making sports video games appealing to those who aren’t into sports.

There isn’t much known about the title just yet, as it was recently announced, but Nintendo confirms there is a story mode similar to the one of the Game Boy Advance in addition to the action-packed multiplayer modes we all know and love. And I played the heck out of Super Mario Strikers and Mario Superstar Baseball with friends so this is looking great.

Quick Shout Out:

Shovel Knight: King of Cards (Nintendo Switch/3DS) – Sometime In The Year 2018

The final campaign for one of the greatest indie video games of the 21st century, Shovel Knight, is getting released sometime this year and it deserves to be mentioned. If you are confused, Shovel Knight is an 8-bit platformer where you play as a knight who uses a shovel to bash his foes and bounce around as well as…can you guess it?…dig! There are already two DLCs available for this title, Plague of Shadows and Specter of Torment, and the third and final one will be King of Cards. You play as Plague Knight in the first additional campaign, Specter Knight in the second, and soon King Knight. All of this content is available in the Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove saga on the Nintendo eShop for both the Switch and 3DS.

Well, that’s a wrap. Let’s hope this year is as good as last year for Nintendo’s sake, although the numerous remakes are worrisome. Nonetheless, we at PokéJungle hope you enjoyed this list and wish you a pleasant year of gaming. And as always, please do let us know if any of these titles caught your eye, especially if you plan on getting ’em!

  • Deerlia

    I am excited for a lot of these games deers, I might even pick up Dark Souls.

    • Be prepared for crushing difficulty and possibly curling up into a ball against the wall because of said difficulty

    • EarthenWarrior

      Expect this 90% of the time
      https://youtu.be/W6c4ZuMg79g

  • Butter Geek

    Okay, HOW THE F*CK WERE BOSS BABY AND FERDINAND NOMINATED FOR OSCARS?
    Lego Batman was twice as good
    The other 3 deserve their nominations

    • Ultron

      Yeah, that’s dumb. I’m surprised Logan got a nomination

    • Because the best animated film category is a waste land

      • That being said if Coco doesn’t win then we need to cancel the Oscars

        • Butter Geek

          Coco was wonderful, but Loving Vincent is a special movie. Go watch the trailer and you’ll know Why.

          • I’ve heard of it, I might see it for the art and less for the movie itself

          • Oh damn I haven’t heard of this movie. It looks really interesting. My sister would be all over this lol

          • Butter Geek

            AND it’s Polish

    • Oi! Ferdinand was a good movie fite me!!

      And Lego Batman movue honestly wasn’t as good as alot of other movies to me (Was a bit better than The Ninjago one, but oh well)

      • Butter Geek

        It was better than Ferdinand

        • But Boss Baby idk why it would get one. My animation class turned it into meme (I thought it was alright, but not perfect)

    • Blend S-eraph

      John Cena was a bull

  • InfinityD4

    Brock Lobster.
    That is all.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I honestly don’t have any hype for any of these titles I’m extremely pissed off to feel anything other than rage

    My effing job is making me do a bunch of maintenance jobs which isn’t my job description! Mopping and sweeping half the store despite the regular maintenance guys are here and available WTF

    • Spring of Sass

      Pick up Bayonetta

      • EarthenWarrior

        I don’t want to

        • Spring of Sass

          You’re afraid of playing a good game for once?

          • I just noticed you used the girl I said you should use

            Yeyyu

          • Spring of Sass

            Vernal is 👌

    • I’d hate those jobs too if I had to do them

      You should ask your boss why you have to do it and not the regulars who are clearly capable

      • EarthenWarrior

        There’s no getting through to that woman, it’s like whenever I have an issue with her decisions she tunes out and is completely oblivious to my blight

  • Hollowknight is also coming to Switch this year

    Get it. It may be my favorite game of 2017. It’s a masterpiece

    Also it’s 15$

    You have no excuse not to experience this incredible game

  • Also comparing Skyrim to Darksouls is really odd because they’re like… nothing alike

  • HOLD THE PHONE THE TO THE MOON SEQUEL CAME OUT? HOLY SHIIIIT

    • Spring of Sass

      It’s called to the ultra moon

      • No fam like you don’t get it

        To The Moon is one of the best stories in games and I’ve been waiting for the follow up for so long.

        Like that game made me cry like a baby omg

    • Kuppo

      Lol it came out a while ago

      • I didn’t know! I gotta play it soon

  • Thank you for noting Kirby PJ : )

  • EarthenWarrior

    Beyond angry need to cool off, wanted to expand on two counterparts one being living solar energy and the other a rain cloud

    Solasma
    Solar Pkm
    Fire/Electric
    Drought HA: Solar Power
    A small nucleus Pokémon make of a bright orange plasma body with violet eyes, a small wispy tail similar to a comet

    HP: 50
    Atk: 25
    Def: 90
    SpAtk: 100
    SpDef: 85
    Speed: 10

    Splash
    Ember
    Thundershock
    Focus Energy
    Charge
    Cosmic Power
    Flame Burst
    Hidden Power
    Electro Ball
    Ignite
    Will-O-Wisp
    Weather Ball
    Thunder
    Inferno

    Drittzle or Dripple/Drippour
    Downpour Pkm
    Water/Flying
    Drizzle HA: Cloud Nine
    A very small round cloud shaped Pokémon with globes of water over their eyes highly resembling goggles

    HP: 50
    Atk: 25
    Def: 90
    SpAtk: 85
    SpDef: 100
    Speed: 10

    Splash
    Water Gun
    Gust
    Water Sport
    Twister
    Mist
    Spark
    Water Pulse
    Hidden Power
    Haze
    Soak
    Weather Ball
    Hurricane
    Hydro Pump

    • Why are you upset mein friend?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m always upset?

    • Blend S-eraph

      That’s a pretty adorable fakeboi

      • EarthenWarrior

        Which one

        • Blend S-eraph

          Honestly both

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well they evolve at level 35 then with the respective stones Fire and Water

            Solasma-Hotomic-Photomix (Placeholder)
            Dripple-Stormist-Hurricos (placeholder)

            Living forces of nature that can evaporate entire lakes and create storms of cataclysmic proportions

          • Blend S-eraph

            Raaad

          • EarthenWarrior

            It pains me to say this but Hurricos got the better deal… Drizzle and access to plenty of water moves and instant Hurricanes and it can get Thunder by TM

          • Blend S-eraph

            I’d probably use it

          • EarthenWarrior

            At least it’s slow and will have to constantly watch out for Volt Switch and Stealth Rocks

          • Blend S-eraph

            True

  • Just realized when I bought Silver VC that I should’ve gotten a Celebi code

    How do I get back to the receipt to claim the code?

    • I think there’s a menu in the eShop showing your past purchases. You may be able to find it there

  • There’s at least two titles that I want from this list those being Kirby Star Allies and Mario Tennis Aces.

  • Baby Driver deserves that Best Editing Oscar so much dude.

  • Butter Geek

    Pocket Mortys is so fun

  • TheGentlemanMonster6893

    Trying to decide whether I feel like double dipping on Bayonetta. I love 2, but I’m not sure I want to buy it again. As for other games I’m looking forward to finally being able to play Detective Pikachu. Sounds like a fun game.

  • Blend S-eraph

    Who’s here? Your boi has fakemons ready

    • EarthenWarrior

      I don’t give a shite about work RN so lay me on me (I lucked out we have a nasty storm keeping people away)

      • Blend S-eraph

        Interesting, gimme a secco and I’ll post

    • Alive again

  • Blend S-eraph

    Pokedex Number: 186
    Phantauma (Comedic Forme/Sorrowful Forme)
    Classification: The Lost Performer Pokemon
    Height: 4’02
    Weight: 46.8 Lbs
    Typing: Ghost/(Electric/Ice)
    Ability: Joyous Spark/Sorrowful Chill
    Stats:
    HP: 100
    Attack: 50
    Defense: 50/125
    Special Attack: 125/50
    Special Defense: 50/125
    Speed: 125/50
    Base Stat Total: 500
    Pokedex Entry: Before perishing, this Pokemon had performed the role of an actor on stage. It was such a good actor that it lost sight of who it actually was and perished without ever relearning its own personality. It is unknown whether the masks it carries represent its personality or the roles it played. Regardless, it tends wear one at a time and will protect the unworn mask with its life.
    Joyous Spark: The user’s attack and special stats are raised by a stage and will increase by one stage every two turns.
    Sorrowful Chill: The foe’s attack and special attack are lowered by one stage upon the first turn this form comes into play. This effect repeats every two turns.
    Intermission
    Type: Ghost
    Classification: Status
    BP: —
    Accuracy: —
    PP: 10
    Effects: The user heals 50% of their health and changes forme
    Description: The user quickly vanishes from the battle and refreshes itself before returning, donning a different appearance than it had previously.

    These forms switch upon the usage of the move “Intermission”

    • This is awesomeeeeeee

      I love the concept so much

      • Blend S-eraph

        Thank youuuu!!!

    • Butter Geek

      Cool! Electric and Ice aren’t usually considered oposites

      • Spring of Sass

        Energy and lack of energy

      • Blend S-eraph

        It’s to represent the pure excitement and joy of one forme and the bitter and cold sorrow of the other
        Fairy explained it nicely too though

    • I like it nice work!

      • Blend S-eraph

        Yeee!!

    • Armaggedon16

      Love the concept

      • Blend S-eraph

        😀 thankyouuu!

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  • Butter Geek

    Okay, I have a pair of fakemons. I’ll post the designs of them later today (I think).

    Ognimmer (Ognik (a kind of Fiery Spirit in Polish) + Glimmer)
    Fire/Ghost
    The Flame Spirit Pokemon
    These little ghosts fly around the Slavy region at night, lighting up the way for travellers. There are many tales about them, some people say they can see the future.

    Evolves by leveling up at night holding a Pretty Wing into:

    Feathar (Feather + Dar (Old Polish word for Gift) + Żar (Old Polish Word for Heat))
    Fire/Ghost
    They fly around at night, lighting up the night sky and insiring artists. One tale says the first Feathar was a dead little girl turned into a pokemon by Ho-Oh.

    Signature ability of Feathar: Bird Majesty
    Works like Levitate + a Flying Steelworker

    • Butter Geek

      Any thoughts

    • Armaggedon16

      Tbh the concept itself is fine, but not anything too unique or mind blowing.
      The ability could use a better name

      • Spring of Sass

        The only mind blowing Fire/Ghost is Blacephalon

        • Armaggedon16

          ……how do you do this consistently im seriously impressed

          • Spring of Sass

            It’s my evil gift

  • Spring of Sass
    • Butter Geek

      *insert passive agressive joke about not being featured*

      • Spring of Sass

        *insert aggressive rebuttal about how there’s more than 9 people on the jungle and only 9 slots*

    • Who’s Arma?

      • Armaggedon16

        No one

      • Spring of Sass

        My mother’s father’s daughter’s niece’s dog’s vetenary pherapist’s fish’s father’s owner’s dad who works at Nintendo

    • Kuppo

      Test your ability in these charts by pushing the boundaries of it

      http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/130/927/fd9.jpg

      Now do it on a 5×5 one if you’re capable 👀

      • Armaggedon16

        I would try if I could read it

        • Kuppo

          Try opening the image in a new tab. Here all the images are compresed

    • Ultron

      Hey I made someone’s list for once

      • Spring of Sass

        You’re the best example of lawful neutral on the site tbh

        • Ultron

          Yay, I think that’s a compliment

    • EarthenWarrior

      You Chaotic Evil? Surely you jestin

      • Spring of Sass

        I’m probably more ‘evil’ than you tbh

        • EarthenWarrior

          Oh please I’m way more evil than you
          But I won’t deny I am Lawful Evil most of the time but I’m not far off from Chaotic Good if I’m ever in a protagonistic role

          • Spring of Sass

            I piss people off with my sass, grace, and puns. Puns are true evil.

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s laaaame really just Chaotic Neutral

            Chaotic Evil is a complete sociopath who does what he wants to ensure the slow agonizing demise of everything that is no use to him/her. laws, people and the very fabric of decency are no more than obstacles in his grand scheme

          • Spring of Sass

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c324a97e19c1a8a157957deebbbbc778ac9148a111602a3420f1ec6be1e66077.png

            Yeah, I don’t see sociopath there anywhere. Selfish, emotional, and capricious maybe which fits me if we exaggerate (like all of these are exaggerated, no one on this site is good or evil lol)

          • Shady

            If u read the last paragraph u will know this’s me

          • EarthenWarrior

            It’s all the symptoms of a psychopath

  • Armaggedon16

    Detective Pikachu got me thinking how cool serious pokemon detective game might be.
    Like maybe we could get to know more
    about interpol and it could explore some more stuff related to the maingames.

  • Kuppo

    Tbh out of only these titles only Kirby interest me, like it shows that this year isn’t as good as 2017 regarding in games :T

    But hopefully more will be announced

  • Spring of Sass
    • Kuppo

      You tried

      • Spring of Sass

        I can’t remember enough people on the jungle to 25 names 😢

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    So maybe I’m too excited for yoshi and pokemon switch (whenever it releases) for any of these to interest me…

  • Blend S-eraph

    The last one didn’t space… here’s it fixed

    Pokedex Number: 119
    Kittich (Pitch-Kitten)
    Classification: The Panther Pokemon
    Height: 1’05
    Weight: 14.6 Lbs
    Typing: Dark
    Ability: Nocturnal/Tough Claws (Hidden Ability: Triage)
    Stats:
    HP: 36
    Attack: 70
    Defense: 20
    Special Attack: 40
    Special Defense: 50
    Speed: 60
    Base Stat Total: 276
    Pokedex Entry: This Pokemon is relatively well known for its pitch black coat. This coat is said to represent the darkness itself In dark areas, it is able to slip by almost any predator with minimal risk of detection. Due to its nocturnal nature, this Pokemon is nigh impossible to locate. Rumors state its morality is entirely based on its nearby influences.

    Pokedex Number: 120
    Felune (Feline-Luna)
    Classification: Pokemon
    Height: 6’03
    Weight: 120.0 Lbs
    Typing: Dark/Psychic
    Ability: Nocturnal/Tough Claws (Hidden Ability: Triage)
    Stats:
    HP: 66
    Attack: 103
    Defense: 63
    Special Attack: 68
    Special Defense: 85
    Speed: 94
    Base Stat Total: 479
    Pokedex Entry: The coat of this Pokemon draws in energy from the bountiful light of the moon. Similar to its previous forme, it is entirely nocturnal due to lunar energy that attracts it in comparison to the lack of energy it would receive in the day. Its reflexes combined with its camouflage allow it to be a nearly flawless hunter but it may also release this energy towards an ally at a breakneck pace, recovering any ailments they may have
    Nocturnal

    Flavor Text: The user becomes more active in the night but is lethargic during the day.
    Effects: In the day the user will fall asleep after three turns. At night, the user’s speed stat doubles cannot be put to sleep

    • Blend S-eraph

      *its energy

    • Butter Geek

      Okay, i would use this

      • Blend S-eraph

        I can imagine

    • EarthenWarrior

      My Dark/Psychic lunar wolves would eat them alive

      • Blend S-eraph

        If they could locate it ;3

        • EarthenWarrior

          Powerful nocturnal vision and advanced sense of smell and the ability to sense aura signatures

          • Blend S-eraph

            Interestingggg

          • EarthenWarrior

            Also Dyvinir and its pre-evolved forms Lupup and Wargrowl are NEVER far from their pack leaders, so a team of well coordinated lupine Pokémon hunting in their element the dead of night you kittys ain’t gonna lasta long

          • Blend S-eraph

            The only thing is will they survive the other tactics they have

          • EarthenWarrior

            True but I have superior numbers, big cats are solitary hunters and Dyvinir gain strength from unity ergo if the pack hunts something down it has very slim chances of prospering

    • Spring of Sass

      Why triage? Both its English and Japanese names refer to or allude to medical stuff. From the flavour text your Pokémon sounds more like it’d have Magic Guard or Natural Cure, or just informing the reader it has Moonlight.

      • Blend S-eraph

        There’s a lot of legends around panthers relating to them possessing properties relating to hunting and healing. The reason I used triage is because it’s the only ability that specifically relates to healing allies instead of just stats.

        • Blend S-eraph

          *status

  • Butter Geek

    Uhhhhhh I need your opinions on these designs I’m working on (for the fakemons I posted some time ago)

  • Spring of Sass

    Lol I know people don’t like Fakemon spam (I don’t either) but if I was going to paste these I’d rather post it now rather than never lol

    #001-Bapple Grass Crabapple
    #002-Discore Grass/Dark Crabapple
    #003-Pomalice Grass/Dark Crabapple
    #004-Flavaret Fire Hare
    #005-Lurchar Fire Hare
    #006-Muralvo Fire/Steel Hare
    #007-
    #008-
    #009-
    #010-Volar Normal Vole
    #011-Screedy Normal/Ice Snow Vole
    #015-Rollikop Bug Grasshopper Warrior
    #016-Dynalis Bug Grasshopper Warrior
    #017-Hoppalite Bug/Fighting Grasshopper Warrior
    #???-Huffin Ice/Flying Atlantic Puffin
    #???-Bluffin Ice/Flying Horned Puffin
    #???-Tuffin Ice/Flying Tufted Puffin
    #???-Vexen Fairy/Normal Corsac Fox
    #???-Fauxpaws Fairy/Normal Corsac Fox
    #???-Linalea Water Shrimp
    #???-Capsaline Water/Fairy Brine Shrimp
    #???-Pathawgen Ice/Poison Frozen Disease
    #???-Vernal Guardian – Grass/Dragon
    #???-Aestival Guardian – Fire/Fairy
    #???-Autumnal Guardian – Steel/Rock
    #???-Hibernal Guardian – Water/Dark
    #???-Annual Guardian – Ground/Bug

    • Shady

      I think they said the water stater would be fighting shark

      • Spring of Sass

        Um. What. These are Fakemon I made lol. Not a leak or anything

    • Blend S-eraph

      I’ll check soon!

    • Blend S-eraph

      The shrimp and hopper are immediate picks for my team

      • Spring of Sass

        Anything else you’re interested in?

        • Blend S-eraph

          Not so much of these but I’m well aware you have many more

          • Spring of Sass

            Not really, I rebooted for the thousandth time lol

          • Blend S-eraph

            Oh? I’m intrigued!
            The virus is pretty cool too

    • EarthenWarrior

      Nrrrr nothing really catches the eye except the grasshopper

    • Butter Geek

      What is the Crabapple? Why is it Dark?

    • Wait why is the Brine Shrimp Fairy type?

      Also I like the thought of a Grasshopper warrior and the Hare starter

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I assume the Guardians are legendaries?

      Team from these:

      Hoppalite
      Muralvo
      Tuffin
      Fauxpaws
      Vernal Guardian

      Do you have an idea for the water starter?

      • Spring of Sass

        I’ve had a few, but I’m not 100% on any of them.

    • Spring of Sass

      The Vernal and Autumnal Guardians are known as the ‘Equinox Guardians’, and are respectively based on a dragon and a tiger.

      The Aestival and Hibernal Guardians are known as the ‘Solstice Guardians’, and are respectively based on a peafowl and a tortoise.

  • Golden Govnah

    Monthly dose of this

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      To this day I still have no clue why they thought it was a good idea to have 50 million people run out to save the Pikachu. One or two people would have been fine. Instead they all over reacted and we have this glorious thing hahaha

  • Blend S-eraph

    Two more fakemons coming today!

  • Well since everyone’s doing it you guys reminded me of two fakemon lines that go hand in hand with one another that I created that I’ll post in a bit

    • Hints at what they are:
      Ones an element from the periodic table and the other is an inanimate object found in houses

      • Spring of Sass

        Well there’s over a hundred elements in the periodic table so it’s not that big of a clue :p

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Mario Tennis only thing that concerns me

  • Blend S-eraph

    This is one of the many background soundtracks I have for when I’m creating fakemon. I feel as if having music that corresponds to specific types (like grass and such) will help me make mons better

  • EarthenWarrior

    30 minutes until freedom

  • Monkeyfuzz

    More like Bootynetta 2.
    Also Kirby Steroid Abusers.

  • Blend S-eraph


    Another great one

  • Blend S-eraph

    Starting Volt White 2 again shortly!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Where do you get it? I am still playing Uranium.

      • Blend S-eraph

        Ummmm, it takes a while to find most of these sorts of games. You just gotta scour for it. If need be, I can supply you

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Might be better than risking a virus, if you don’t mind? If it takes too long don’t worry.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Sure! I’ll probably post in a lil while though
            I’m makin fanmons currently sooo

    • EarthenWarrior

      I need a new game, I really want to play Minish Cap but I always lose interest right around the end of the second dungeon

      I’ve played it so many times but I still can’t figure out how to get the Pegasus Boots and Flippers and Power Bracelet without a guide

      • What kind of game are you lookin to play?

        • EarthenWarrior

          I don’t know… every time I pick up a game I play it for like 20 minutes and get bored… I just feel so out of my gaming prime these days and the colossal losing streak isn’t helping…

          Just something that makes me happy…

          • Well I’d recommend trying something new you haven’t done before but if you’re set on playing games I have a few recommendations

            Earthbound is just a great time all around. Bright, colorful, weird, it just makes me feel good

            Kirby’s Epic Yarn is probably my favorite Kirby and I haven’t even finished it. Easy, simple, but so full of intoxicating levels of happiness

            Hollowknight’s art style may be dark and dreary but the game’s world is just full of new interesting stuff waiting to be found. You always wanna keep going and exploring

            Any Animal Crossing Ever

          • InfinityD4

            Theres that new Game Iconoclasts hat’s apparently a Metroidvania Developed by one guy of the course of a little over a decade.

      • InfinityD4

        To get the Pegasus boots you go to the Cobbler and then go to Syrups house in the Minish Woods. THE BEST ZELDA GAME MADE BY CAPCOM

  • Butter Geek

    I want a fakemon famgame
    Like sage
    But its Fire starter has to follow the chinese zodiac thing
    And none of the starters can become electric

    • Blend S-eraph

      The non electric rule is absolutely stupid

      • Butter Geek

        It’s my fakemon starter OCD.
        Pikachu was a starter, so my brain treats Electric as a starter type.

        • InfinityD4

          Try not to think of Mystery Dungeon then.

          • Butter Geek

            That’s just a spinoff

          • InfinityD4

            I was poking fun at you.

          • Butter Geek

            I got it

        • Spring of Sass

          Which means we haven’t had an electric starter in nearly twenty years.

          • Butter Geek

            We should get one again. As an option tho

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yeah I feel Electric is too much for a starter typing

      Same goes for
      Normal
      Bug
      Ghost (fking Decidueye)
      Dragon

      • Spring of Sass

        How are any of them ‘too much’ besides Dragon? Fairy, Dark and Fighting are better types than everything on that list sans Dragon yet they got starters.

        • Dragon’s broken unless fairies there and nothing makes a perfect triangle with them

          Bug and Normal may be too basic for starters (Bug is a stretch tho.)

          Ghost I can’t place why

          • they werent THAT broken

          • Spring of Sass

            “How are any of them ‘too much’ besides Dragon?”

            “besides Dragon”

            besides Dragon

          • Too much?

            If you mean a bit powerful than no type other than dragon is too big

      • Butter Geek

        Okay, Normal, Bug, Ghost and Dragon don’t annoy me at all. I actually really want a starter that becomes normal

    • Spring of Sass

      Why? Why would a fangame follow the zodiac when it just measn GF will do their Fire starter later?

      • Butter Geek

        Yeah, but I don’t care if the zodiac was used by GF after the fakemon was made. Also, many real pokemon were created after simmilar fakemon were made

        • Spring of Sass

          You may not care, but the mon creator probably does if they want longevity in terms of reputation.

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah, but their reputation won’t be ruined because of GF making a starter based on an animal after they did

    • Kuppo

      Any specific reason?

      • Butter Geek

        I wanna play a fangame, but I won’t be able to play it if it annoys my Fakemon starter OCD too mucg

  • InfinityD4

    Your Sparklesqueak evolved into Thundersqueak

    • why

      • Spring of Sass

        They used a Thunderstone.

  • Well for the first of my two-some of Fakemon.

    Merquid
    The Mercury Pokémon
    Steel/Water
    Ability: Water Absorb, Liquid Ooze HA: Merciless
    Height: 3’5″
    Weight: 112.95lbs. (51.23kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 50/50
    Stats:
    HP- 60
    Attack- 55
    Defense- 46
    Spec. Attack- 50
    Spec. Defense- 45
    Speed- 40
    Total: 296
    “Their bodies secrete an ooze that can permanently stain water and can cause major water pollution. To prevent this people hire trainers to catch Merquid when they try to swarm bodies of water.”

    At level 42 evolves to (could change in the future)

    Merphlapod
    The Tainted Pokémon
    Steel/Poison
    Ability: Infiltrator, Liquid Ooze HA: Merciless
    Height: 6’10”
    Weight: 564.75lbs. (256.16kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 50/50
    Stats:
    HP- 80
    Attack- 95
    Defense- 84
    Spec. Attack- 86
    Spec. Defense- 79
    Speed- 90
    Total: 514
    “Merphlapod can control their metalic ooze now apart from Merquid. They are known to clean up after their young, but if they feel their home being threatened they release ink toxic enough to leave a Wailord unconscious.”

    It was originally a blob of Mercury, but after coming up with Merquid I made them Squids too. Merquid is Steel/Water because Mercury is a Metaloid and one of two that can be found as liquids naturally. Changes to poison because Mercury is found to be toxic if ingested. Stay tuned for another that uses this Pokémon for it in some way (I wouldn’t tell you how beforehand ; ) )

  • Blend S-eraph

    New pokemon go update
    Flygon and penis plant are catchable now

    • Penis Plant? More like Bukkake Bush

      • Blend S-eraph

        Schlong shrub

        • PumpkinLord

          These will now be my go to names for cradily. Thank you.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Yw :3

    • Cradilly? What about Anorith?

  • And number 2

    Celcister
    The Thermos Pokémon
    Ice
    Ability: Regulate
    Height: 1’8″
    Weight: 25.00lbs. (11.33kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 0
    Stats:
    HP- 50
    Attack- 49
    Defense- 40
    Spec. Attack- 60
    Spec. Defense- 39
    Speed- 48
    Total: 286
    “Celcister are typically found in common households. Due to this they typically want to be embraced by people keep warm. If a Celcister feels unloved it will run away and find a new home.”

    When a Merquid or Merphlapod is in the party with Celcister

    Contameter
    The Thermos Pokémon
    Ice/Poison
    Ability: Regulate
    Height: 3’7″
    Weight: 137.95lbs. (62.57kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 0
    Stats:
    HP- 82
    Attack- 70
    Defense- 87
    Spec. Attack- 100
    Spec. Defense- 80
    Speed- 65
    Total: 484
    “After being exposed to toxic materials have caused them to leak toxic chemicals from their bodies. This issues a problem when embracing their trainer as they might render them unconscious.”

    Regulate: When hit by Fire moves its Sp. Attack raise, when hit by Ice moves its Defense raises.

    Do you see how they go hand in hand now? Thermometers used to be made with Mercury in them. And it’s Ice type because Celcius is used as a national temperature unit.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Does the ability give it a Fire immunity? If not it might not live many Fire Attacks to activate the ability.

      • I had thoughts of that, but couldn’t tell if that would make it OP or not (actually that makes alot more sense to make it immune)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I mean it doesn’t have gargantuan defenses, and it’ll have other weaknesses. Maybe instead of Immunity it’s like a weaker Thick Fat that has those bonus effects? Like lowers the damage 25% instead of 50, then boosts S.A or Def depending on the type?

  • Alolan Chatot
    The Lit Pokemon
    Fire/Flying
    Ability: Cacophony
    Height: Big
    Weight: Thicc
    HP: 69
    Attack: 420
    Defense: 69
    Special Attack: 420
    Sp. Def: 69
    Speed: 420

    its fucking rapper bird

    • MenacingCascoon

      Nice meme Star

      • thanks i worked really hard on it

  • InfinityD4

    Random Idea for a Pokemon: Memetics.

    • InfinityD4

      Also because Nobody cared Earlier:
      BROCK LOBSTER?

      • Sunniera 2.0

        Brock would make a great Lobster.

        • InfinityD4

          I expect a Picture of Brock’s Face photoshopped on a Spiny Lobster(also known as rock lobsters) by the end of the Week Parker!

          • InfinityD4

            And on that note:
            SPIDERS! I MEED MORE SPIDERS OF PICTUREMAN!

          • Sunniera 2.0

            Looks up photoshop and finds that it costs $19.99 a month. Welp, I guess I am out of a job.

          • InfinityD4

            It’s a Verb now, Just use the GNU Image Manipulation Program or something

          • I expect a picture of Ryoma (FE Fates) with Brock’s face pasted over his

          • InfinityD4

            That Works Too.

      • Seems lots of us get no care from good stuff (Except from Monkeyfuzz, you awesome bro!)

        Did everybody have matching towels when we saw this Brock Lobster?

  • Sunniera 2.0

    This has been one of those days that just came together. I am literally the happiest I have been for a while. A new Pokémon Go update, I was able to solo a Tier 3 Omastar in rainy Weather, and critical capture it during the bonus challenge. Most importantly, 8 months of anxiety has for the most part ended for me. I have been a ghost here for the past month because I didn’t have the energy to post here due to not gettin accepted to a Medical school yet and wondering about the ambiguity of my future. I was so lethargic that I even stopped playing Pokémon Ultra Moon without having completed the story. Thankfully, I got an acceptance email today from the medical program at SLU. I hope that everyone else is doing great as I am not sure how your lives have been. I just want to finish by saying that some days may suck right now, but you can make your future a better one for yourself and others through perseverance, effort, and knowing your limitations and working with them in mind- by either breaking them or finding an alternate path. (I also have a reason now to ask for a Nintendo Switch as a gift from my parents so that is also a plus).

  • InfinityD4

    Idea for Poison/Psychic type: Neurotoxins?

    • Sunniera 2.0

      Neurotoxins are usually involved in either continuous inhibition or excitation of postsynaptic neurons. Thus, I would say it is more apt from a molecular standpoint that Neurotoxins would be a good idea for a Poison/Electric, which is also a novel type combination that hasn’t happened yet.

      • InfinityD4

        Touché

        • InfinityD4

          Poison Steel Still Scream Syringe to me.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I used a psychedelic gecko

      • InfinityD4

        I just had an Idea:
        HYPNOTOAD

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