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This Week’s Big Stories

Pokémon Switch Hinted for 2018 Release

Help Save Small PokéTubers on YouTube

TPCi Announces Year of Legendary Pokémon

Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon

  • Quick reminder that registration for the 2018 International Challenge January competition has begun! Be sure to register for the battles running from January 26th to the the 28th!

Pokkén Tournament DX

  • The Dynamic Fury Group Match is currently ongoing until January 22nd! As usual, this cup is a Team Battle competition, on a Fixed Battle Arena. Participates will receive special titles rewards based on Machamp depending on how high they place

Pokémon GO

  • Version 1.59.1 for the ever popular mobile app is now available! This update fixes several bugs including an issue that sent you back up to the top of your Pokémon list, as well as revamping the Pokédex for easy jumps to Regional ‘dexs, and adding a symbol to indicate shiny Pokémon in your list

Pokémon Duel

  • Requiring 247MB, Version 5.0.6 of the mobile game is now available to download! This update adds new Plates, monthly login bonuses and the new Ultra Space area. In this new area Ultra Beast figures can move into the space and power up. In addition, this update adds several new figures, and brings some changes to old ones:
    • New UX Figures – Nihilego, Mega Mewtwo Y, & Mega Mewtwo X
    • New EX Figures – Toxapex
    • New R Figures – Toxicroak
    • New UC Figures – Mareanie & Croagunk
    • Drapion Balance Update – Movement increased from 1 to 2
    • Arbok Balance Update – New ability Shed Skin added, increased power of Poison Fang from 40 to 50
    • Seviper Balance Update – Added new ability Rapid Approach, Increase wheel size of Toxic Fluid & Poison Tail, Decreased wheel size of Wrap
  • The Poison Gym Cup has begun! Running until January 24th, This Special Gym Cup increases the movement of Poison-type figures as well as the White & Gold Attacks of Psychic-type Pokémon by 20. Participates will recieve the special Alolan Grimer figure!
  • All players who log in before January 30th will receive a Deoxys (Normal Form) Figure

Pokémon Shuffle

  • The new Mareanie stage is live until January 30th, 2018
  • Both the Mega Salamence competitive stage and Electrode stage (previously exclusive to Expert stages) run until January 23rd, 2018
  • The following stages have begun repeat runs until January 23rd: Xurkitree, Palossand, Lycanroc, & Thundurus (Therian Forme)

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  • Ultron

    Damn, that Giovanni nendroid would be so cool if it was Cyrus.

    I really like the Alolan Raichu figure though

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well this week sucked complete ass

    • EarthenWarrior

      Much better, but also the facial expression really puts me off sorry to say

      • Ultron

        I think it’s mainly the eyebrows

      • I’m kinda stuck with it at this point. I’m making it look a bit better but I really should’ve been more decisive on it towards the beginning. Gotta work on that in the future

    • PumpkinLord

      Very nice.

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  • Golden_Flygon

    Wait a minute, Feraligatr gets Liquidation, Aipom gets Tail Slap, Decidueye gets both Leaf Storm and Shadow Sneak, and Riolu gets Meteor Mash?

    Holy.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Barbaracle and Cloyster got Liquidation too

      • Golden_Flygon

        My god, that’s brilliant

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ugh this week just sucked on so many levels
    This week probably won’t be any better

    I need a game to dull my senses, I feel like a good GBA game that isn’t Pokémon or Superstar saga

    Minish Cap
    Wario Land 4
    Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
    Banjo Kazooie: Grunty’s Revenge
    Yoshi’s Island

    • Try Hollowknight

    • If your looking for a game to breeze through and to not challenge you too much, but just enough to get your blood pumping

      Then my friend Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland is exactly what you need

      • EarthenWarrior

        Might as well, that god damn amazing mirror’s not so amazing with that blasted interconnected level design

  • Hmm I need a few move tips for my team

    Bite or Shadow Claw for Simisage

    Scald or Sludge Bomb for Seismitoad

    Scald or Assurance for Emboar

    • Golden_Flygon

      Scald seems nice for Emboar for coverage against Rock and Ground type, Shadow Claw definitely for Simisage, and I’d say Sludge Bomb for Seismetoad

      • Alright I only ask because I want to make certain on my moves before fighting Drayden

        I also decided I’m going to give Beheeyem Shadow Ball in place of Psyshock to give it better coverage (Probably will need something to replace Headbutt though too)

    • Shadow Claw
      Scald
      Neither

  • MenacingCascoon

    Why is cosmog so happy looking at necrozma? Necrozma is probably just waiting until it evolves so he can forcefully absorb it. This is kinda one thing I dislike with USUM opening. It makes it look like Ultra Solgaleo/Lunala are these super cool pokemon riding through space, but it’s actual Necrozma after it forced its way into Solagaleo/Lunala, which seems like something weird to be hyped up. Oh Well Probably thinking too deep into it.
    This was a decent week. Made a UU team fairly successful, and I found love monotype. BUT still no shiny Ho-oh so thats annoying.

  • This week was… weird

    It sucked in some spots… kind of a lot but I did draw a lot and fixed up my tumblr to look nicer so that’s good. Plus it snowed and that’s cool

  • Josh Omega

    well just downloaded Pokémon blaze black after seeing so many people play the gen five games last week. Question is which starter will I pick? 🤔

    • I’d say which ever one you’ve used the least and if not that pick the one you think will be worth playing with at the end (Oshawott)

      • Josh Omega

        I can already say I will most likely use oshawott in blaze black 2 since I never used it in the actual black and white 2 for some strange reason. I may flip a freaking coin to choose between tepig and snivy lol

    • Ultron

      Snivy is the only correct answer

  • Deerlia

    Well, my father’s car decided to overclock and shake so much you can feel the engine. And it smoked so bad i felt like a Torkal. There goes today’s plans.

  • Butter Geek

    OH F*CK
    YOU GUYS
    YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    https://twitter.com/jynxclub/status/955423502026199041

    • That’s actually a really cool theme. I just wonder how they would convey the present

      • Butter Geek

        The Water starter will Dab and take a selfie with emojis in a meme shirt

        • I said the present

          • That’s So Raven

            Well I mean dabbing and selfies still happen

    • Sunniera 2.0

      Here is what I am speculating from the screenshot. It seems like the Fire Starter is going to be Fire/Steel (future). The grass Starter may be Grass/Rock (since it is associated with the past and I am associating it with the Fossil Pokémon which have all been part Rock). The water starter is completely up in the air for the present theme, I want to say Water/Fighting just because they love their part Fighting Type Starters.

    • Butter Geek

      GUYS THIS MEANS
      THAT @FOOLISHLAYDE IS A REAL LEAKER
      AND SHE’S A FRIEND OF THAT GEKOUGA GUY

      • That’s So Raven

        My friends are amazing at sport, art, and music.

        That doesn’t make me a Herculean virtuoso artist. It just means my friends have those traits. Gekkouga reeks of BS tbh because he just hopped onto whatever was circulating

        • Butter Geek

          you’re probably right. I’m still really surprised that she didn’t make that up.

      • Blend S-eraph

        I don’t exactly believe she’s a leaker, I’ve talked to her before.

        • Butter Geek

          she leaked the past-past-present-water-future-fire stuff over a month ago

        • That’s So Raven

          Are you speaking about Jynx or the actual leaker here?

    • Kuppo

      Uh, how is that leak ‘atleast’ 50% right? I think he meant that there’s a 50% chance that the leak is real right?

      • That’s So Raven

        She may be saying 50% of the leak is real. Leakers have gotten things wrong before.

        *cough*Alola Forms*cough*

        • Kuppo

          But the only leak only says that the starters have a past-present-future theme which makes it confusing saying that 50% of that is right.

          • That’s So Raven

            They could’ve got the theme right and the order wrong. Hence, 50% right. Or they could’ve gotten one of the matches right and the others wrong, which people would still use ‘half right/wrong’ to express because it’s easier to say and is pretty much used like ‘literally’ nowadays.

          • Butter Geek

            also she said “at least” so maybe she just heard about the past-present-future stuff and not the order

      • Butter Geek

        then “which 50%” wouldn’t make sense. I suspect that she could hear about two starters for example and she doesn’t know details.

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I realize Jynx Club is from Hong Kong, but that tweet means almost nothing lol. She’s gotta try and fix her broken English in tweets. I think she’s trying to say it has a 50/50 chance of being real, but otherwise it means nothing lol. That said I believe that the past, present, and future thing is real.

      • That’s So Raven

        What? Her English in this tweet is fine lol. Learn Chinese if it bothers you so much

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Sorry wasn’t trying to mean. I glanced at it and for some reason it looked off…..my bad

          • That’s So Raven

            *be mean

          • TheGentlemanMonster6893

            Ok now you’re just rubbing it in my face……lol

      • What are you on about

        • TheGentlemanMonster6893

          Just ignore me I’m an idiot lol

    • PikaPerfect

      all it says is that the starters are past/present/future, and also grass, fire, and water type. the 50% that’s true is probably the fact that the starters are grass, fire, and water ;3

  • Ugh, I got midterms in a bit. Wish me luck, guys

    • Butter Geek

      ckuL dooG

  • EarthenWarrior

    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH
    I am bored and unsatisfied I just need to scream

    I want to perfect a pure water type associated with whirlpools

    A mid stage Tadpole that swims in groups to create riptides and a gigantic bullfrog that creates life threatening whirlpools by inhaling gallons upon gallons of seawater merely by opening its cavernous maw

    Rippole and Undyrtoad
    And their signature ability and is Undertow which prevents opponents from switching out

  • That’s So Raven

    I’m dropping Pokémon unless the next starters are Fire/Fighting tbh

    • EarthenWarrior

      I can’t lose 😀

      • That’s So Raven

        They’re all frail feminine special attackers that can’t learn any ground or rock moves

        • EarthenWarrior

          Twinge…then I’ll just use a different Pokémon as a starter

          • Blend S-eraph

            He said they’re all
            He never specified he meant just the starters ;3

    • Kuppo

      And I’m dropping if the next fire starter is quadrupedal

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      I’m dropping it if there are Pokemon in the game

  • Butter Geek

    Okay let’s assume that the P-P-F leak is 100% correct. Knowing that there are big chances of Spain being the gen 8 region, what animals do you think we could see?

    For grass (past), I imagine Grass/Rock, either a Dinosaur or maybe a Gigantopithecus with a caveman theme.

    For Fire (future), maybe Fire/Steel, a Cyborg-like Minotaur, Bull cause Spain

    For Water… I have no frickin idea

    • That’s So Raven

      The starters are never super tied into the region, so I’m praying for dinosaur/hare/crustacean or something

      • Butter Geek

        both inci and deci are based on species that live/lived in hawaii

        • That’s So Raven

          I’ve never heard about tigers in Hawaii

          Deci isn’t even very blatantly Hawaiian as it doesn’t capitalise completely on the theme, as it’s never portrayed as very spiritual (like its basis). It’s a tie, but not as blatant as Spain and bulls considering Deci has barn owl and archery themes that compete with the hawaiian owl themes.

          • Isn’t Decidueye based on a few different owls though?

            Like I know there’s an extinct one its based on too that was either Hawaii or tropical island native

          • Butter Geek

            There is one species of Tigers in Hawaii

            Deci is actually based on the extinct Stilt Owl and an Old Hawaiian Legend ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Cla43ssgo )

          • That’s So Raven

            Are you sure? I’m getting links to Detroit tigers and tiger sharks lol

            I acknowledged that, I’m just saying it’s diluted by the five thousand other things Deci is based off of. It’s not blatantly Hawaiian.

      • Blend S-eraph

        Agreeeeeed! Either that or some sort of squishy thing for water. I’d gladly take this group though

      • Kuppo

        Yes pls we don’t have any crab Pokemon.

        • Blend S-eraph

          …..what

        • Kuppo plz

        • The krusty Krabby ring a bell?

          • Blend S-eraph

            Crabrawler too

          • I forgot Crabrawler was a crab honestly (I know it’s stupid, but I am forgetful)

            And is Clauncher technically a crab? Or is it more a lobster or Shrimp like Pokémon?

          • It’s a pistol shrimp

          • Blend S-eraph

            It’s a coconut crab

            And clauncher is APPARENTLY based off a pistol shrimp despite looking exactly like a damn lobster

          • Kuppo

            Sorry but I’m not familiar with those *disgusting* Digimons ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • Blend S-eraph

            Digimons ;3

    • Kuppo

      Sorry but what are the big chances of Spain being the region?

      • This has nothing to do with that

        • Kuppo

          I know but I’m kinda tired to being shown this rumour without any real evidence backing it up

          • I mean like

            It doesn’t matter in the long run

      • Butter Geek

        They traveled to Spain recently
        That makes it much more likely than most other possibilities

        • Kuppo

          They also traveled to Germany tho

          • Butter Geek

            Spain was some time ago, Germany could be for gen 9

  • Blend S-eraph

    I like how when you encounter kyogre in Ultra space, it’s silhouette drops from the ceiling and literally takes up the entire screen

    • Imagine seeing just a giant fucking orca drop out of the sky

      • Blend S-eraph

        That’s basically what it is

  • Ultron

    I feel like at some point in the franchise there will be a feature that lets us decorate the inside of a pokeball. Like we see how they look on the inside and can put tiny furniture in there and stuff. So it’d be a small luttle contained world in there. I mean we’ve gone into pokemons dreams and sh*t yet we still don’t know what the inside of a pokeball looks like

    • Blend S-eraph

      I feel this is a fifty fifty. This will either happen in Sinnoh as a expansion of the seals or never

      • Ultron

        Maybe. I could see that but I could also see it being its own thing

        • Blend S-eraph

          Hmm

          • Ultron

            Either way seals should come back

          • Blend S-eraph

            Just stick primarinas to the ball

    • That’s what I thought the little customization on the Amie menu in Gen 6 was supposed to be

      • Ultron

        That’s kinda the basis for the idea I had. But I didn’t really like that cause they couldn’t interact with the furniture or anything and they just kept rolling around the f*cking screen getting whiplash

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well the innards of a poke ball have some insight

      Poke balls seem to recreate a contained environment that which a housed Pokémon is safe and comfortable in order to keep the contained Pokémon happy, there is some arguments that they are in a state of suspended animation where they are put on hold until needed this is not true due to the fact trained Pokémon can react to commands moments prior to releasing

      And the biggest mystery is the energized conversion where they’re broken down into code and stored within the pokeball for containment. Lucian of the elite four states that uncaptured Pokémon instinctively try to curl up and heal when captured to resist that is why the poke balls do not contain them on the spot so to give a chance to struggle free, then the whole bathed in a unique code that registers the Pokémon to the trainer’s ball to prevent other capture

      • Ultron

        This is bery interesting. What else interests me though is that they don’t need food within the ball. So you could bury one in the ground and someone could dig it up 10 years later and the pokemon would be aluve still I guess

    • That’s So Raven

      I always just assumed a Poké Ball is a mobile gateway to and from the PC tbh

  • I can’t believe they’ve never made a region based on France

    Yep

    Never ever

    They really should

    Because they haven’t

    It hasn’t happened

    At all

    • Blend S-eraph

      Didn’t France have luchador birds?

      • EarthenWarrior

        No but the concept is very cool

    • Butter Geek

      XY isn’t that good, but you have to admit Kalos is a pretty region

      • Blend S-eraph

        And you missed the joke

      • Ehhhh not really

        I’ve been to Paris and holy fuuck it’s beautiful. But Lumiose is so dull. Funny enough Pokémon Generations gets it right in the Lysandre episode which is also one of the best episodes.

        • Are any big city in Pokémon as good as there irl counterpart though?

          Castelia didn’t really live up to NYC tbh

          • Kuppo

            Yeah but those Pokemon cities aren’t a boring mess and actually pretty fun to travel in sometimes.

            Yeah Castelia isn’t as good as NY but is a pretty fantastic Pkm city nonetheless

          • Blend S-eraph

            ^^

          • Butter Geek

            And it doesn’t have the sh*tty parts of NY

          • That’s true

            I wonder why they didn’t take the chance to do Times Square tho?

          • Maybe not in layout but hell yeah Unova captures New York City

          • Tru

            I honestly am thinking Unova truely may be my favorite region

          • Blend S-eraph

            It’s up there for sure

          • Blend S-eraph

            I wouldn’t say so considering I myself am a yearly visitor
            But it’s a real great city

      • Kuppo

        Yeah

        A pretty boring one

      • Meh I think it’s just ok

        -The recreation of seasons wasn’t well done
        -Some places were easily forgotten or overlooked

    • Kuppo

      Wish we had a region based on Hokkaido as well

      • Blend S-eraph

        I wish we had a Pokémon region in Japan ;3

        • Kuppo

          We only got New York and Hawaii smh

          • Blend S-eraph

            Crap dude, remember that region in Uganda? It was so easy they literally showed you the way

          • Kuppo

            Seraph pls

          • Blend S-eraph

            Did you catch the Ebola mon and use it?

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah I love Endola, my fav Poison/Dark type

          • Kuppo

            Best Poison type I’ve seen in a while

          • Blend S-eraph

            Poison electric too, it’s an amazing type

    • That’s So Raven

      I liked Kalos, I just didn’t like the story told in it lol

      • It needed that extra year to develop it further

        • That’s So Raven

          Pretty much every Pokémon game does tbh

        • Kuppo

          They usually spend that extra year in making a third version so they can make more money

          • Butter Geek

            but for some dumb reason they didn’t. Maybe if they did, we’d see a Sun/Moon on the Switch (and it’d be more like USUM)

          • That’s So Raven

            SuMo wouldn’t of been on switch if it was a 2017 release tbh

  • Unpopular Opinion: Pokeballs really don’t need to be explained

    What does need to be explained is revives. How do they work? I used to think you just kinda jammed it in your Pokémon and it absorbed it but do you like crumble it up into a powder or…

    … can you snort revives?

    • Butter Geek

      Revives are probably potions with smelling salts

    • I assume maybe it’s a type of candy and you can eat it? Or maybe you crush it and sprinkle it onto their skin?

      And Pokeballs I agree don’t need an explanation, I think it’s just a space where they can live (Kind of like an apartment building)

      • Butter Geek

        I think it was shown multiple times that it’s in spray.

        • I recall none of those times, but I can get on board with that

        • That’s So Raven

          But the bag sprite isn’t a spray

          • Butter Geek

            Maybe it’s a fancy bottle? Like some perfumes

    • Armaggedon16

      They work like Senzu beans. That’s what i assume anyway

    • EarthenWarrior

      It is a medical mineral that restores fatigue

      • I know that I wanted to know how it’s ingested for use

        • EarthenWarrior

          My theory it’s similar to a pill or a smelling salt that The Pokémon either swallows or merely breathes in

    • Kuppo

      Guess that when it touches a Pkm it shines, fades away and then the Pokemon is normal again? Idk it feels like they didn’t put much thought into that lol

    • Blend S-eraph

      Why would you snort a revive

  • Butter Geek

    For me the Pokeball explenation that makes the most sense is that it just has a shrinking ray. The pokemon lives inside in some sort of friendly enviroment, while stilll being able to see what’s happening outside.

    • I think that is an ideal thought

      Also the Adventures manga heavily supports this theory

    • EarthenWarrior

      Nah it has to be a code stream, their molecular structure is broken down into a universal binary code which is stored in the pokeball’s computer

      Hence why they can be deposited in PCs and explains why you must trade Pokémon which changes the signature code that transfers ownership to another trainer, because it’s all about trainer ID that’s registered

      • Butter Geek

        But that would mean each time we let a mon out of the ball it isn’t the same one you put in that ball, it’s just an exact copy from the same atoms. Each time we put a pokemon in a ball it’s killed by being broken down into code.

        • EarthenWarrior

          It is not being killed, it’s being broken down and reassembled harmlessly

          And as the ID signature it is very unique very common practice where it just registers The Pokémon and makes recapture impossible (hence why if you tried to catch another’s Pokémon it would fail)

          • Butter Geek

            when you’re broken down, you’re being killed. It’s like being desintegrated and then building an exact copy from the torn apart pieces.

  • Josh Omega

    So what did I miss? I am seeing in the comments people talking about past present and future. What is going on lol

    • Butter Geek

      A pretty trustworthy leaker said that a leak is at least partially true. The leak says “Grass-Past, Fire-Future, Water-Present”.

      • Armaggedon16

        Tf does that even mean

        • Butter Geek

          Nobody knows

        • Kuppo

          That the starters are going to have a past present future theme

          • Armaggedon16

            First it was goat,wolf and some other animal now it’s this. This ls leak is so vague the leaker shouldn’t have even bothered to leak it

      • Josh Omega

        Hmm interesting. I wonder how that would work in all honesty. Grass/rock fire/steel and water uh I got nothing lol

        Grass-some kind of animal from the past maybe a dinosaur? Stegosaurus or spinosaur please gamefreak?

        Fire- some animal that becomes part steel looking sort of mechanical? Not sure what kind of animal this could fit

        Water- some animal that is alive right now I suppose. Platypus would be pretty cool

        • I think just about anything could fit the Future theme with steel, but my hope is a bunny

          • Josh Omega

            I wouldn’t mind a rabbit starter. Let’s just hope that all the starters aren’t slow like what happened with gen 7

          • If they make a slow bunny I think they finally have failed there job of making a Pokémon enough like it’s rl counterpart

          • Blend S-eraph

            We have a slow Tiger
            Isn’t that already enough?
            Especially considering purugly’s speed

          • Josh Omega

            It wouldn’t shock me if they did it lol so many Pokémon in gen 7 has potential for high speed but ended up slow. Incineroar Decidueye vikavolt to name just a few that come to mind

    • I’m not sure what’s going on either lol

  • Sometimes I look around at how beautiful this planet realy is and how everything on it is special…

    Then I remember we have dumb f*cks here who eat TidePods

    • EarthenWarrior

      Clearly the human race is in the crapper

      • Well at least those who do eat them lower the stupid half of the population

        If someone isn’t like the age of 7 or has a special problem where they have the mindset of a young child, they should know not to eat a Tide pod

      • Oh please this isn’t even the worst thing that’s happened the past few months.

        Humans have always been shitty. It ain’t new

        • We have gotten progressively worse though

          • Armaggedon16

            Humans used to bury children alive when they found out they were female.
            In some parts, widows were burnt alive.
            History is filled with many many wars.
            It’s not gotten worse really. Weapons just get more dangerous.

          • The world is actually the most peaceful it has ever been.

            History is a rollercoaster. Somethings get worse, others get better, but it’s mostly better

          • Butter Geek

            Trump
            North Korea
            Russia
            We’re close to an atomic war
            I think it’s not that good

          • Kuppo

            Of course we have problems but those aren’t as big as they were in a 100 years ago.

            Also we’ve been waaaaaaayy closer to an atomic war before

          • You aren’t worrying if your town is going to be tucking raided

            https://ourworldindata.org/slides/war-and-violence/#/title-slide

          • That’s So Raven

            Lol

            Thinking that’ll actually happen

            Putin, Trump, and Kim are just as scared of nuclear war as you lol, it’s not ‘they bomb one country and win’. Atomic war will lead to the mutual destruction of all their countries.

            Remember the cold War? This is the subzero war because three edgy beta males are trying to intimidate each other with their atomic peens but are too afraid to whip theirs out first. Eventually they’ll give up or fall out of power lol

    • Butter Geek

      The World is both beautiful and terrible. People are also both Great and Horrible.

    • Kuppo

      Toaster on bathtub challenge coming in 2019

      At this point I wouldn’t surprised tbh

  • Butter Geek

    Do you actually think Pokemon Switch will come out in December?

    • No

      • Butter Geek

        The question isn’t if you hope they will, it’s if you think they will

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well maybe fall of 2018-19

    • I give it a 45-55 chance

      45% December
      55% next year

    • Kuppo

      I rather wait for when they announce the date tbh, because I’m pretty unsure rn

    • Armaggedon16

      No

    • Josh Omega

      Hard to say. Won’t shock me if it does though. That said I would say November is more likely so they can get Black Friday sales

    • Golden_Flygon

      Not really because it seems like that GF is taking their time on making these games and getting used to the system, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the Switch games come in 2019.

      • That’s So Raven

        We don’t have anything concrete to state this tho. The last two main series Pokémon games were announced 9 months before release and we haven’t seen anything saying how much they’re working on it. For all we know the 3DS games felt rushed because they were worked with alongside PokeSwitch.

        That said, I’m hoping for as late as possible for release. This needs to be polished

    • That’s So Raven

      If it’s coming this year yes

      If it’s coming 2019 not sure

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Summer 2019 seems plausible at this point

        • That’s So Raven

          Really depends on how long they’ve been working at it tbh. If it’s been a long burning background project I can see it coming this year, if it’s dramatically different from past titles and/or only a year or two into development I’m inclined to agree with you

  • Josh Omega

    http://www.japanesenintendo.com/post/169991357749/amp
    For those who love animal crossing!

  • Blend S-eraph

    I have this odd feeling the next gen will be very different but not in the way that everyone is saying it’s going to be

  • Golden_Flygon

    This is going to sound wierd, but I was honestly sad when I beated Episode RR in Ultra Sun. Not sad in the fact that I found it disappointing (which I loved the whole Episode), but because I beat the last part of the Pokémon 3DS games.

    What I’m saying is that it was pretty saddening to finish the games because my love for Pokémon really started to become huge thanks to the 3DS system. I remember getting my first 3DS back in 2011, and the first game that I got was Rumble World. It began peaking my interest in the franchise more than ever, and so I got Black 2 in December 2012. And then finally I truly became a massive PokeFan when I saw X and Y being revealed, and so I hopped on the hype train for them in early February of 2013.

    I still remember when I first picked up my X copy back on October 12, 2013 like it was yesterday. And beginning the first few hours that same day were quite magical for me. It’s very surprising that those first few hours were 4 and a half years ago now, and how much I did with Pokémon during that time, such as getting the main games, playing Rom Hacks, and especially joining this website.

    This isn’t a goodbye or anything like that, it’s just that I’m pretty sad and fully realizing that the 3DS era that brought me into the franchise is finished.

    • Daedardus

      Pokémon is dead, long live Pokémon!

    • Monkeyfuzz
    • Butter Geek

      To a new, even better era!
      *raising my glass of champagne*

      • You’re underaged, mister

        • Butter Geek

          I’m Polish

          • The legal drinking age in Poland is 18

          • You aren’t even 16

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah, but Poland is a Slavic country and Slavs can drink any time they want

          • So can Americans

            If we don’t get caught 👀

            Except I’m a good girl so no alcohol for me nope

          • Butter Geek

            *Said Star drinking from a box of Wine in front of her PC*

          • Kuppo

            So can anybody

          • That’s So Raven

            You are like little baby

            Watch this

            Scotland

          • Butter Geek

            You want a Drink Off?

          • That’s So Raven

            I win. Hands down lol.

          • Kuppo

            Why don’t you two actually duke it off already

          • That’s So Raven

            It’s only a fight if both sides have a chance of winning.

          • Butter Geek

            I like that you see how unlikely your victory is

          • That’s So Raven

            I can’t win a fight if you die of alcohol poisoning before it happens.

          • Butter Geek

            Funny joke. Your corn syrup scotch shouldn’t be called alchohol

          • That’s So Raven

            And the last time Poland made anything relevant was? Marie Curie maybe?

          • Butter Geek

            I’ll be more relevant than Marie Curie after I spectaculary beat yo a*s

          • Spring of Sass

            I doubt you can beat a cold

          • Butter Geek

            To beat a cold a Slav needs a sip of our Fiery Water

          • Spring of Sass

            And that explains why Slavs are full of hot air.

          • Butter Geek

            If you were full of hot air, you’d start floating and everyone would see your junk under your skirt

          • Spring of Sass

            Thankfully, we’re not full of hot air and are instead full of delicious, quality alcohol that we don’t take from Russia and claim as our own.

          • Butter Geek

            We took Vodka from Russia, but we still have our quality Drinking Honey. After one sip you’d die from poisoning with a smile on your face

          • Spring of Sass
          • Butter Geek

            Nice Gif of every Scottish man ever

          • Spring of Sass

            If Scottish people had the ability to death drop that well Morgan would’ve won season 2 of RPDR

          • Butter Geek

            I win because i don’t get that reference

          • Spring of Sass

            You lose because Tatianna isn’t in your life

          • Butter Geek

            In Slavic countries we have many Tatiannas

          • Spring of Sass

            But they don’t have the same parts as her

          • Butter Geek

          • Spring of Sass

            Quite sure (I advise earphones for this video lol)

            https://youtu.be/KYWrZEpSe2o

          • Butter Geek

            Okay, we took this too far

          • Spring of Sass

            So you can handle gay Pokemon but not drag queens? Scotland is stronger after all! Huzzah!

          • Wait your not 16 Butters?!

          • Butter Geek

            nope, not yet

          • He turned 15 a few months ago.

            Which means I’m older >:D

            4 more months bitches

          • Butter Geek

            Half a year is more than few months

          • I mean 4 more until I’m 16

            It’s actually closer to 3 months now but whatever

          • Butter Geek

            So you’re May?

          • April

          • Butter Geek

            then it’s just 3 months lol

          • Still ain’t beating me

            17 almost a month ago >:D (And still haven’t got a driving permit)

          • How the hell are you two years older than me

          • Luck of the cards

          • Kuppo

            Are you implying that he acts younger or more immature 👁️‍🗨️

          • Well I just assume I’m older and more mature than all of you because that’s the kind of stuck up bitch that I am

          • Kuppo

            That’s the star I know :p

      • I had a sip of champagne on new years

        I never want to drink again it tasted like piss

        • Golden_Flygon

          Hey I’m not the only one lol

    • My first 3DS game was Ocarina of Time 3D

      My last was Samus Returns and Ultra Moon.

      • Daedardus

        Mine was Pilotwings Resort. Let that sink in. #worstlaunchlineupever

        • I remember thinking that game looked cool

    • Don’t worry the 3ds will always be there for us

      It will go down in the history of the greats

      My first unfortunately was Angry Birds Trilogy

      Last is for now Kirby Battle Royale or will be Detective Pikachu

      • 40 dollars for 3 dollars worth of angry birds games with bad touch controls

        Oof

        • I wanted a game to go with it when I got it (Also the prime reason I bought my 3ds was for X version and to learn how to use it from may till October)

  • UnburdenedLegume

    If this is really legit, i wonder what typings the starters will have? All part Psychic? Nah https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a7e8ffe6dde78abc8e953e9ba8ab758876aa8e383c9deed959e48c4bb687254.jpg

    • Butter Geek

      #UrL8

    • Daedardus

      Has to be the top contender for Trump’s 2018 fake news awards.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Lavandula says 50% of this leak is true

        • Daedardus

          Well yeah, it’s probably true that chinese people are saying this :P. And that we will see soon.

        • Butter Geek

          at least 50%

  • Butter Geek

    Do you think Smash Switch (“Super Smash Brothers for Nintendo Switch”) being released this Summer is still a possibility?

    • Yes

    • UnburdenedLegume

      They better hurry with announcement and maketing then

      • Butter Geek

        Smash games are usually revealed on E3

        • Kuppo

          Isn’t E3 on summer? So they are revealing the game titles and releasing them just a mere one or two months after?

          • Butter Geek

            I mean, everyone would become excited if they heard a new smash would be released in just 2 months

          • That’s So Raven

            Not how marketing works.

        • UnburdenedLegume

          But its Smash not some irrelevant IP nobody cares about. Big titles tend to build anticipation with a proper announcement and then a few months of marketing

    • Kuppo

      Eh, summer is too soon especially if they haven’t announced it yet

    • That’s So Raven

      Nope. If it’s not a port it’s not coming this year. Smash 3DS/Wii U was announced to be in development in 2011, was revealed at E3 2013, and released in 2014.

      • That’s So Raven

        *announced in 2011, development started in 2012

        • Butter Geek

          I imagine it having everything from Wii U/3DS plus few new fighters and stages

          • That’s So Raven

            Yeaaah, no. They’ve always taken stages and characters out of rotation between games, they’re not just going to build up from 3DS/Wii U.

            If it is a port it can happen but a port could damage the sales of the next installment, so it depends on when that comes.

          • Sakurai isn’t exactly pumped to make these games anymore so a port would be the best especially with how little the Wii U sold.

          • Pokémon Stadium 2 better make the cut and not Lumious City (That stage was just a Pokémon reskin of The Halbird)

  • Every legendary and mythical other than like Lati@s and Heatran is non-binary

    Prove me wrong

    • That’s So Raven

      They’re animals and animals don’t have gender

      • Yeah but they’re legendary animals so

        • That’s So Raven

          They’re still animals ʕ ง•ᴥ•ʔ ง

          • Kuppo

            Animals that can shoot lasers

            Hmm

          • That’s So Raven

            My legendaries are lasergender

            NGL that actually sounds cool, I’d want to be a laser. Lasers are sick

          • Yeah

            And nonbianry people can shoot lasers

            I learned this the hard way

      • But they have repriductive organs that depict certain genders

        • Kuppo

          Gender isn’t depicted by sexual organs

          Oh boy you have a lot to learn 😛

    • I think Cresslia is always female? Idk

      And in SuMo they do indicate Male Cosmog become Solgaleo and Females become Lunala in there Dex entry

    • Kuppo

      Non-Binary refers to gender, and Pokemons have sexes not genders

      QED 😎

    • Butter Geek

      GF should add sexual orientation as another value like nature. Female mons could use attract on Gay female mons and so on (same with Cute Charm).

      • Kuppo

        Unnecessary imo, and not every animal specie has more than one sexual attraction, only the minority of species does

        Also they don’t make characters gay they’re gonna make Pkm gay lol

        • Butter Geek

          it could be added in the first game with LGBT+ characters

          • Kuppo

            Coming 2020 aka never.

            But no seriously adding sexualities to Pkm is pointless

          • Butter Geek

            But wouldn’t having a confirmation that your Salazzle is gay be cool?

          • She’s pansexual thank you very much

          • That’s So Raven

            Nope, I care less about what my pixels want in their non existent genitalia and more how cute it is or how it works in game

          • Kuppo

            I don’t care about fictional characters’ sexualities thank you very much

          • Same here bro

          • First off

            Let’s not ignore the beautiful trans beauty trainer in the chateau

            And the lesbians in Sea Mauville

            And the Waiter who talks about his handsome boss

            And the fact that Marlene clearly has a thing for Candice

          • Ultron

            Are we forgetting the gay male swimmer in alola??

          • Say that to South park the fractured but whole, which added a trans option and made fun of it

            (Honestly if you were offended by that, it’s South Park folks… did you expect different from a show that makes fun of every kind of thing?)

          • That’s So Raven

            No one should be offended at South Park because they make fun of literally everything and everyone and it doesn’t pretend to not be offensive

          • I saw an article that a trans person wrote and said how highly offended they were about it…

            I really wanted to pinpoint this key fact that South Park doesn’t care (heck someboy made gay fan art of the show and the creators of South Park put it as a hidden Easter egg in the game because they didn’t care)

          • Spring of Sass

            Different people get offended at different things. What I said was just my own opinion on the matter.

          • They didn’t make fun of it at all though?

      • All my Pokémon are by default gay so this would be pointless

      • That’s So Raven

        Lol no. I’m not even gonna try to use the ‘Japan isn’t as accepting’ or ‘It’s for kids and that means they can’t distribute it with explicit homosexuality in other countries’ that immediately shut it down.

        It just sounds tedious. How can I tell that Pokemon is gay at a look? Will it have a huge rainbow next to its name? Will it look at my Machamp’s junk? Will its wrists be floppy?

        • Butter Geek

          It will be written next to its nature

          • That’s So Raven

            Your opponent can’t see that in battle tho

            You want to be laughed at by 4chan? This is how you get laughed at by 4chan dude :p

          • Kuppo

            Normies reeeeeeeee

          • That’s So Raven

            > Normies reee

            BTFO newfag go worship your cuckedowl

            I spend more time lurking 4chan then I care to admit :/

          • Kuppo

            Yet you still don’t know how to greentext properly :p

          • That’s So Raven

            >be me
            >realise that the text doesn’t turn green here
            >stop caring whether you’re doing green text is right
            >enjoy being a barachad when the owlvirgins cry about Ash’s torracat

      • This just sounds like too much hassle for a game

    • Monkeyfuzz

      The genies are all Male.

      • Ok that’s not the point

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I was not sure what you meant since in the games they refer to what Sex a Pokemon is as Gender.

    • Chaos

      I seriously don’t know why this matters…but ok, I thought gender was a human thing.

    • Daedardus
      • Magic

      • EarthenWarrior

        Asexual reproduction

      • Plot

      • Butter Geek

        Copier

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Saw Coco today, some spoilery questions: How did the land of the dead work before photographs existed? How did everyone find out/ believe the stuff about De La Cruz in the land of the living? I know there were the letters with the lyrics but how does everyone know/believe Hector created them and didn’t just write them in the letters because he liked them?
    I enjoyed the movie alot, shame no Pixar short before though.

    • Butter Geek

      probably paintings/drawings

      Instead of a Pixar short we got a 20 minute Frozen short with 7 songs

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Hm I guess so. Also we had no short at all, I’m somewhat glad they removed the 20 minute thing though.

    • Eh best not to think about it

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I guess I’ll try. Btw who did John Ratzenburger play?

        • Butter Geek

          One of the skeletons being scanned for their photos

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He must’ve been doing an accent or something because I missed him.

  • Butter Geek

    When E3 will come I’ll be so hyped up for Garden Warfare 3 if EA won’t reveal it then I’ll find their CEO and assasinate him

    • Kuppo

      Gud luk

      You’ll need it 😉

      • Butter Geek

        I NEED GW3

  • Spring of Sass

    You can remove any one feature and add any one feature to the next Pokemon game.

    What do you add/remove?

    • Kuppo

      Remove Pokemons add Digimons

      Remove Battle tree and add PWT

      gf pls

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Remove Festival Plaza (I know they will anyway but I mean anything similar they’d replace it with).

      Add Hidden Power Changer.

    • I would replace Festival Plaza

      I would add seasons again

  • Butter Geek
    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Ooooooooo they’re coming back? Been missing him.

  • In one day I got thrown out of two rooms in my house

    My brother threw me out of the living room (Which I’m the only one who uses it anyway) so he can get better connection for his TV so I moved my GameCube and small tv to the office upstairs (again only I use it), now my grandmother says because my uncle needs something out of the room that I can’t use it anymore. I only have my small bedroom now to store all my cards and my tv

  • Butter Geek
    • UnburdenedLegume

      Too lazy to watch so which part is legit?

    • Butter Geek

      She confirms the Past Present Future theme, she can’t confirm the order (which time is which type)

      • UnburdenedLegume

        The only thing that makes me doubt this is that it is a Plus and Minus leak, which already was confirmed to be fake titles back in 2015

        • Butter Geek

          The names could have been added just for effect

      • Spring of Sass

        I feel like any of the themes could be rationalised for any of the types, but if I was to guess, Grass is most likely for past and fire for future.

        Although I’d live for a Grass-type mutant plantanimal for future, Fire-type with vehicle traits for present, and something for Water like an extinct water animal (like a plesiosaur that becomes Water/Dragon)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yeah I still don’t hear any proof

      • Spring of Sass

        Yeah I still don’t hear any actual info to speculate off of so it’s the best we’ve got.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Why they’re called ‘leaks’ mate

      • Butter Geek

        what?
        She is a known leaker
        what do you want as proof?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Like anything that isn’t easy to publish assumptions

          Like dates, hints clues some kind of insight that actually makes sense

          Because any jagoff can make a convincing leak hands down

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah, but this girl leaked some stuff that turned out to be real. We wouldn’t believe the leak if she didn’t confirm part of it

    • Kuppo

      Honestly this leak I can actually believe because it’s not too explicit and actually kinda makes sense

    • TheReece25

      I guess we can see fire will be the favorite again.. followed by grass least… Again

    • Ultron

      This is dumb and sh*tty and doesn’t actually tell us a single thing about the game, true or not. People seriously this desperate for news that they get excited over the words “past, future, and present?” Sad.

      • I kinda have given up on Pokémon Switch till it reveals

        I want to focus on playing through all generations before I go into Switch

        • Ultron

          I swear to gawd I will sh*t all over this game if, upon announcement, there are two versions. Y’all will hear my wrath every single day.

      • Butter Geek

        First, that sounded like a Trump tweet.

        Second, this means that starters will have a Past Present Future theme, which is an interesting and exciting concept

        • Kuppo

          The ‘sad’ at the end really gave off that impression

          • Spring of Sass

            Sad.

        • Ultron

          1) How dare you. You’re not wrong, but how dare you.

          2) I still don’t see how that tells us something tangible about the game. That’s incredibly vague.

          • Spring of Sass

            Donald Trump is just Ultron’s alter ego he uses to stir up drama when he gets bored.

          • Ultron

            Impossible, I know anthropomorphically-accelerated climate change is real.

          • Butter Geek

            *February*
            *Ultron accidentaly posts the Nuclear Codes on PJ*

          • Kuppo

            The code is Covfefe we all know that

          • Ultron

            “I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.

            You would be amazed, a lot of shopping malls. Don’t repeat that.”

          • Butter Geek

            It’s better than nothing, it’s like if before Gen 6 was announced someone leaked that the starters will be based on a Knight, a Witch and a Ninja

          • Ultron

            Yeah but that is so specific compared to this.

          • Spring of Sass

            Agree with this. The theme is something but their actual roles is way more specific. A better comparison would be if the Kalos starters were revealed with their RPG theme but vaguer.

      • Spring of Sass
  • EarthenWarrior

    Fakemon Time

    Undyrtoad
    Vortex Pkm
    Water
    Undertow (opponents cannot switch out) HA: Drizzle
    A large grotesque bullfrog Pokémon with a sea foam green body with a teal underbelly, a large maw and bulbous green eyes, three thin tendrils on its upper lip that curl into a mustache, it’s limbs are very short with curled digits, lastly it retains a short poliwog tailfin

    HP: 130
    Atk: 60
    Def: 80
    SpAtk: 110
    SpDef: 120
    Speed: 30
    BST: 500

    Splash
    Lick
    Bubble
    Yawn
    Whirlpool
    Twister
    Water Pulse
    Mist
    Supersonic
    Brine
    Swagger
    Dive
    Stockpile
    Swallow
    Hurricane
    Riptide (Special Water move base 90 damage: Thrashes the opponent with powerful water currents lands crits easily)

    “Living at the bottom of the ocean it creates whirlpools strong enough to sink cruise liners”
    “Merely opening its mouth can change the direction of water currents many seafarers claim this Pokémon a demon of the deep”

  • Butter Geek

    When did the Larry Gekouga guy talk about Plus/Minus leaks? Something interesting is happening here…

    • That’s a dead leak that people won’t put to rest

      It’s not happening

      • Butter Geek

        I know, that’s why Gekkouga larry got discredited, even tho before the plus minus stuff he legit leaked some stuff. I’m trying to find proof that he was related to the plus minus leak at all.

  • TheReece25

    I really hope the new games don’t get a new mechanic. I’m sure they won’t but it sounds lie this new game will have a new learning curve if it’s own. I just hope all people’s hard work to get specific moves and IVs aren’t gone. … I dunno. Maybe traditional moves can go.. but not ivs.. I dunno.

    • Blend S-eraph

      Agreed TBH

    • Spring of Sass

      I’d rather have a good game and have wasted time IV breeding than getting a bad game because people wasted their own time.

      • I want a good game with lots of places to explore and new Pokémon to collect alongside old favorites to catch

      • TheReece25

        Ummm… Y so harsh? I Know ppl work very hard for this. I don’t car too much.. tbh.
        But that’s y u said u dunno. Personally…. Low-key just praying it’s hackable cuz aint no body got time for that if ivs return. I prefer to hack.
        All in all.. I’ll accept what they give me. I’m not much a traditionalist personally. I could understand the complaints if they did tho.

        • TheReece25

          Tho Pokken is Not my jam.. if it’s like that :/

        • Butter Geek

          hacking is just cheating

          • TheReece25

            Then I’m a cheater 😉

        • Spring of Sass

          It’s not harsh at all. It’s called truth. IV breeding isn’t mandatory at all and people made their own choices. It shouldn’t hold the franchise back.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I WANT GEN 8 AND I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Golden_Flygon

    Considering the fact that you could interact with Pokémon in USUM, if there isn’t Pokémon following you on the Switch I’m gonna riot

  • Blend S-eraph

    Bored shitless dawg

    • Butter Geek

      Start watching Pokesirena’s videos on yt (she’s a confirmed leaker)

      • Blend S-eraph

        Nah, I don’t wanna watch leaks that probably won’t come out for like another two months

      • Spring of Sass

        She’s not a leaker herself, she basically receives and distributes leaks.

        • Butter Geek

          Calling her a leaker is just easier

          • Kuppo

            And wrong, thus making you prone to more people correcting you

        • TheReece25

          And she only has 2 current videos on the subject saying almost nothing

          • Butter Geek

            She’s mainly active on twitter

    • Golden_Flygon

      Go watch ProJared’s FR Nuzlocke

      • Blend S-eraph

        Hmmm

        • Golden_Flygon

          C’mon it’s fun seeing Jared freaking out at FireRed

          • Blend S-eraph

            I mean I don’t watch him so

          • Golden_Flygon

            Gotcha

          • Blend S-eraph

            Ye

          • Golden_Flygon

            Welp I tried

    • Kuppo

      Same

      This is life

      • Butter Geek

        Just go to crunchyroll and binge something

        • Kuppo

          Might actually do that

        • Blend S-eraph

          I dunno what to watch, I’ve watched everything that interests me rn

          • Butter Geek

            Food Wars

      • Blend S-eraph

        That’s why I hate life

  • Yo Seraph since you and star are playing through each game, got any specific Pokémon you want on your teams?

    • Blend S-eraph

      I plan each team a little before I actually start playing. My goal is to use every mon on a team in a playthrough at some point

    • I’m using Meowstic and Gourgeist so that’s neat

      • Spring of Sass

        What’s the whole team :0?

  • Spring of Sass

    Favourite character from anything ever? And then for banter, criticise each other’s choices.

  • TheReece25

    I wonder how the anime will update to reflect this past and future theme… Like. Hmmm..
    It sound like the gameplay will be slightly closer to what we see in the show from the little we “know” thus far.
    So what could they do to reflect a big change in the Pokemon world in the anime??
    I honestly don’t know…
    Battling on Motorcycles… xD

    • Blend S-eraph

      I mean…. for all we know the anime might become a spinoff and we’ll see shitt with like visors that display stats and stuff

      • Golden_Flygon

        If that happens they better do an over 9000 joke

    • Kuppo

      Eh the past present future theme was only for the starter not the whole game from what i’ve heard

      • TheReece25

        Well I feel the Fire type will be most popular again.. and grass least .. again

        • Spring of Sass

          I mean Grass has had like three of its starters being amongst their Gen’s most popular, it’s not like they’re totally unloved. Even the least popular starter is going to be very popular compared to other Mons.

        • Kuppo

          Well

          We don’t even know what they’re based off so I think it’s too soon to judge

          • TheReece25

            Hey.. actually we should at least know what the fire starter will be based on. It follows Chinese New year right!?

          • Kuppo

            Yeah it follows these chinese stuff but Pkm takes liberties with it. Like Delphox isn’t a dog and Typhlosion isn’t a rat

          • Butter Geek

            but they’re close

          • TheReece25

            They start very similar tho

          • Butter Geek

            Chinese zodiac. The options left are: a rabbit, an ox, a snake, a ram and a horse

          • TheReece25

            Calling Rabbit now.

        • TheReece25

          And water up for debate

        • What? Rowlet was the most popular

          It’s Popplio that was hated on the most

    • Spring of Sass

      The theme is for the starters it seems, that doesn’t mean it’ll translate to the game. The Kalos starters were based on RPG classes but the game didn’t have an adventure/RPG theme anymore than other Pokemon games.

      • TheReece25

        True.. but I could of sworn we heard a leak about Past and Future being a big theme in the games before. Unless that was the vague lead up to it being about the starters..

    • Golden_Flygon

      RIP Stakataka in Motorcycle battles

      • TheReece25

        Omg… He would make Such a Great yugioh card. He can fit in Any universe.. tbh lol

      • Golden_Flygon

        I can just imagine the trainer sending out Stakataka and it just instantaneously crumbles apart when it hits the ground

  • Blend S-eraph

    Screencap this:

    The next region is going to be very similar to Unova in the sense that it blends urban life and nature but to an extreme. The plot will explore the concepts of human and natural forces and will be based around how both are important to survive. Think of it as a mix of gen 3 and gen 5. The actual region will not be open world BUT the region itself will be very encouraging to exploration and will be full of small touches that make the world feel very alive. The cut scenes will be cut down from the previous games but unfortunately the difficulty will be as well. Although the game will have a nearly flawless main story, its endgame will be near nonexistent once more. It will contain a new battle facility literally nobody cares for.

    Just a really really bold prediction

    • Blend S-eraph

      oh and ice types are still moronically rare

      • Butter Geek

        Kinda sounds like Alola

        • Spring of Sass

          ‘Why isn’t there more ice in Hawaii’

        • Blend S-eraph

          The main difference is that Alola was distinctly tropical in the spots where it wasn’t Ula Ula. This will have areas that feel much more urban

    • Spring of Sass

      Screencap this:

      There are Pokemon
      There are three you can choose of at the start that form a type triangle
      Rare Pokemon known as Legendary Pokemon exist
      Bad people act mean to you

    • Kuppo

      Too specific tho

      • Blend S-eraph

        I know, I’m just curious how far I’ll be from the actual result

        • Kuppo

          But about the prediction

          I doubt they’ll cut down the difficulty, after seeing gen 7 they seem to try to make their games harder

          And the exploration sounds believable, they would make a big region for the switch so it makes sense that they’d want you to explore it as much as possible

          • Blend S-eraph

            They did, but I doubt it’s going to stay
            Since it’s a new console, I can see them trying to drag in new players. As such, they will make it easier for said newer players

          • Ultron

            I also could see them keeping USUM’s difficulty or even upping it. The Switch is geared toward older gamers than the 3DS so I don’t think they’d necessarily make it easier. More casual for stupid f*cking genwunners they will AGAIN pander to? Probably.

          • Blend S-eraph

            ^^

          • Ultron

            “Team Rocket is back….for the fourth time! You guys love Team Rocket, right??”

            “New Megas….For MEWTWO! Obtain Mega Mewtwo A & B!”

            “Let’s not forget Poncho Pikachu that learns special dancing moves!”

            “All Kanto Pokemon are in the regional dex!”

            “Walk with Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander only!”

          • Blend S-eraph

            The next pandered mons will probably be in the fifth gen reamake. Due to it having seasons and the apparent basis the legendary boib trio has, expect some sort of new gimmick for em

          • Kuppo

            Lol the pandering is going to become a tradition at this point

    • Ultron

      >>Modern Gamefreak
      >>>>Nearly flawless main story

      http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/583/267/e8a.gif

      • Blend S-eraph

        I should clarify
        Flawless for Pokemon standards at least

        • Ultron

          Given how easy it would’ve been to make the story of SM really good and how easily they f*cked it up with USUM, I’m not holding my breath for something comparable to BW. I think you’re pretty much spot on with everything else though lol

          • Blend S-eraph

            ;3

      • Spring of Sass

        > Implying Gen 5 isn’t ‘Modern’ GameFreak

        • Ultron

          Well there was a huge shift in quality 5 years ago from gen 5 to 6 so I wouldn’t call the Gen 6 and 7 Gamefreak “modern gamefreak” at all

          • Spring of Sass

            Gen 5 was the start of it lol. When they started removing complex side activities, limited Gym leaders and E4s to ridiculous numbers, and the start of the games becoming incredibly linear.

          • Ultron

            Unova is super linear, but the environments flow so well (other than Castelia to route 4, but they’re both done amazingly that you get over it) that you don’t notice it too much.

            I wouldn’t say that it was gen 5 that limited gym leader roster numbers. Platinum only had Volkner at 4 pokemon. At least they did have challenge mode in B2W2 that gave Marlon 5 mons

          • Spring of Sass

            Marlon had 4 mons on challenge mode which is super impractical to unlock. Candice and Volkner had 4 whilst their Gen 5 counterparts had 3. Roark and Gardenia had three whilst their counterparts had 2.

            I noticed lol, because besides Desert Resort there was nowhere interesting I could sink my teeth into for exploration.

          • Ultron

            Really, I thought there were tons of interesting places to explore in Unova. The long surf route/P2 lab off of route 1, Dreamyard, Pinwheel Forest, Wellspring Cave, Desort Resort, Forlorn forest, Anville Town (though wish it was bigger, still cool how it’s kind of hidden), twist mountain, chargestone cave, castelia sewers, Abyssal ruins, Abundant shrine..etc.

            Comparatively, there are no fun places at all to explore in Kalos except maybe the mirror cave. Tower of Mastery could’ve been really cool because it’s massive on the outside, but so limited on the inside.

            And then with Alola the only really cool places for me are Ten Carat hill and Seaward cave/Kala’e Bay. Wela Volcano park, Blush Mountain, and even the new Mount Lanakila are disappointing.

            As for challenge mode, that is disappointing that Marlon only had four. I thought for sure it was 5. All well…it was still a bit harder. I do definitely agree that they need to bring back leaders with more pokemon and that the challenge mode being locked was so so stupid.

  • Today sucked and then I wrote silly gay haikus with a girl I like

    So today was fucking great

    • Spring of Sass

      That’s good to hear

  • Fuuck I mean Marina

    • Butter Geek

      Shouldn’t this be a reply instead of a new post?

      • WHY THE HELL DID IT MAKE A NEW POST

        • Spring of Sass

          I cursed you.

        • Kuppo

          Don’t drink and post

          • Spring of Sass

            Star and Seraph can testify on my behalf for this

          • Oh totally

          • Spring of Sass

            Nothing ever happened. Ever.

          • Blend S-eraph

            I’m just realizing Never is Nothing ever or Not ever and I legitimately feel braindead

          • Oh things most certainly happened

          • Spring of Sass

            Nope

          • Kuppo

            What are you guys even talking about

          • Blend S-eraph

            You’ll learn when you’re older

          • Kuppo

            I’m older than you ffs

          • Blend S-eraph

            But I have ascended

          • Blend S-eraph

            Drinking is putting it lightly

          • Spring of Sass

            I ingested alcohol in a liquid form. I don’t know how else you can phrase that :p

          • Blend S-eraph

            Glugged

          • Kuppo

            Same

  • Blend S-eraph

    Knowing my luck my prediction will be right and people will literally hound me nonstop for leaks until I wish I was dead

  • Butter Geek

    Guys do any of you have a link to the Larry Gekkouga guy talking about plus and minus? I feel like that’s the only thing discrediting him, a bunch of sources make it seem like he’s real

    • Blend S-eraph

      Plus and Minus are pretty logical names, but they can do much better

      • Butter Geek

        not really my point
        I’m looking for proof that he’s not legit

        • The proof is that he claimed Plus and Minus are real

          He’s full of sh*t

          • Butter Geek

            You’ve got a link? Not saying that you’re wrong, I just wanna see it myself

          • Well you said he did so

          • Butter Geek

            I SAID THAT BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT

          • I didn’t say that

          • Butter Geek

            So…There’s no proof?

    • Kuppo

      Eh, meanwhile you wait just scroll down to his twitter, you may receive the answer faster that way.

      • Butter Geek

        He posts like 20 tweets a day, it’s not easy. It took me some time to find the original Past-Present-Future leak he reposted a month ago.

        • Kuppo

          Good look finding it them :3

  • Blend S-eraph

    Another bold prediction!

    Pokemon games have a reasoning for their names, or at least seem to be forming one

    Sapphire and Ruby are gems. When Primal reversion occurs a gem like casing forms around the primal before bursting. As such, expect Palkia and Dialga to have something similar involving their own gems.

    The next mega starters will be that of gen 5 considering that gen 5 parallels gen 1 in some aspects.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      But I want Mega Infernape, Typhlosion and Feraligatr,

      • Blend S-eraph

        Life isn’t always that easy
        Gen 2 starters likely won’t ever get anything

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Gen 5 has some of my least favourite starters.

        • Blend S-eraph

          Bold predictionz (I hope I’m wrong)

    • Spring of Sass

      Or it’s because they’re just a rough version of Mega Evolution which is why a symbol appears and they’re encased in something but in this case it isn’t a perfect sphere.

      • Blend S-eraph

        That’s a good point, but both reasons can work

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Or they crusty ’cause they old.

    • Kuppo
    • Spring of Sass

      Also Gen 5 mega starters would be kept to Gen 5 remakes. It makes more sense from a marketing standpoint.

      • Blend S-eraph

        I’ve kept that in mind

  • TheReece25

    I think ultron said it below but I’ve been thinking it a Long Time.. the new games Better Not have 2 versions. Part of me thinks there will.. cuz.. money. Due to seeing how willing ppl are to get Both versions..
    But something about it being on the switch makes it seem So unnecessary.. so uncalled for. Especially if things are changing. They need to get ppl focused on buying it in general, Not which version.
    Also, hopefully these games will market to an older audience equally. Sun Moon and focused on children. I could definitely c BOW vibes coming from the new games marketing to attract all and be more inclusive.

    • TheReece25

      *the new games

    • Ultron

      $300 for Switch + $120 for both versions + (rumored) $20 for Nintendo’s online service is RIDICULOUS.

      • Spring of Sass

        Good thing you don’t have to buy both.

        I don’t like the business model but it’s not that big of a deal

        • Ultron

          It is though when you increase the price by $20 effectively making it the equivalent of three 3DS games. It’s a business model that they simply should abandon.

          • Spring of Sass

            Just by one version. Then you’re not personally buying a third phantom 3DS game and you’re not complaining about the bed you made.

          • Spring of Sass

            *buy lol

          • Ultron

            Well, yeah, I plan on doing that if it comes to that. But I mean I’d rather it not…? That’s what I’m saying. It’s a lazy cashgrab and I’d prefer if Gamefreak didn’t do that anymore now that the games will become even more expensive.

          • Spring of Sass

            I’d like them to drop it too but it’s not a big deal if they don’t. Nobody’s forced to buy both games when trading is easy asf

  • Shout out to my boy Deante in middle school who said the Kyogre and Groudon on the ORAS boxes were mega evolutions. You were wrong lol. I knew they weren’t

    • Spring of Sass

      Whats a Mega Evolution? It sounds disgusting.

      Zenith Abilities are where it’s at bish

      • Blend S-eraph

        Zenith Moves

        • Spring of Sass

          Okay granny, we understand you liked Gen 7. But we’re in Gen 151 after the sixteenth reboot, okay? Just get your false teeth and enjoy the reveal of Mineral Water type, okay?

          • Blend S-eraph

            What about frigid air type

          • Spring of Sass

            Lol that got removed with scorched earth type back in Gen 72.5 scrub.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Draghost type?

          • Spring of Sass

            Get your fanfiction away from me lol, not when Dragqueen and Dragking types exist as part of the four arcana that make the Gay hypertype along with Fairy and Fire.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Dragon-ghost

          • Spring of Sass

            That’s called Girarina granny. I believe its some sort of old thing that got retconned out because of how poorly the first ten Gens sold compared to the next 141. Ghost was split into Spirit and Shadow, and Dragon was split into Drag and On.

          • Blend S-eraph

            How are shadow on types

          • Spring of Sass

            Really weak to the Gay hypertype but what helps is that Hypertype only exist between Destiny Fusions of four Pokémon, meaning they take two field slots on the Astral Battlefield that appears every time you battle.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Holy hell

          • Spring of Sass

            I love Holy Hell! It really helped Jesatan get to HU! Raising the target’s emotional defense but lowering their spiritual defense is sick because it can weaken them and follow up with Rogue Angle! It’s my favorite Fairy/Fire/Dark/Light type for that reason

          • Blend S-eraph

            Jesatan?

          • Spring of Sass

            It’s the Divine Spiritual Fusion of Mary Jesue and Sexisatan, the legends of Gen 69! I lived for their fusion in the Gen 123 female of Pokémon Memes and Pokémon Edge.

          • Spring of Sass

            *remake

          • Blend S-eraph

            WElp

          • Spring of Sass

            Yeah, I think it was to make up for the lackluster battles between Incicannon, Decicatte, and Primshoos.

          • Blend S-eraph

            Was Welp ever mega buffed?

          • Spring of Sass

            No, but it got an Infinity Resolution which boosted attack and speed, access to Recover and Infinite Meggido Killer Edge, as well as the ability to flinch on a switch.

          • Blend S-eraph

            :3

          • Kuppo

            Yo person from the future is the meta finally playable

    • Kuppo

      Take that Deante

  • Spring of Sass

    If you could rename three Pokémon types, which would you pick?

    Flying > Air
    Steel > Metal
    Grass > Flora
    Ground > Earth Pt. 1
    Rock > Earth Pt. 2

    • Kuppo

      Steel to Metal, more badass and accurate.

      Flying to Wind

    • Butter Geek

      Flying to: Birbs and that sorta stuff

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Grass > Plant
      Fairy > Unknown properties
      Normal > Basic

    • Blend S-eraph

      Dark—> Edge
      Water—> Wet

      • Kuppo

        The move night slash will make more sense

        • Blend S-eraph

          Or more accurately Crossroad killing

          • Kuppo

            So family friendly

          • Blend S-eraph

            Indeed indeed

      • Shady

        That’s gross

    • Butter Geek

      also if a mon doesn’t have a secondary type it gets the secondary type of “AF”

      • Fire AF

        • Blend S-eraph

          I believe that type is called “My Mixtape”

  • Blend S-eraph
    • Spring of Sass

      It’s for Pocket Amiibo Festival.

      • Blend S-eraph

        I honestly posted this just for the sake of being finally able to use this gif

    • Butter Geek

      Arms 2 charcater

      • Spring of Sass

        That’s obviously a culpable cogs character

      • Blend S-eraph

        Skullgirls character actually

        • Butter Geek

          #SkullgirlsArmsCrossover

          • Blend S-eraph

            Lewd ;3

  • Spring of Sass
  • UnburdenedLegume
  • EarthenWarrior

    Somebody toucha my spaghet

  • ShinyXatu

    I have to say, this is exactly the kind of news that I wanted to see following a stellar first day of school: http://www.japanesenintendo.com/post/169991357749/amp?__twitter_impression=true
    Direct on February 1 confirmed? ANIMAL CROSSING CONFIRMED?
    Ahem…just leaving this here for good luck.

    • Golden Govnah

      Why the 1st?

      • ShinyXatu

        It almost falls within the 20-day rule from past Direct Minis, and it’s a Thursday. There isn’t much more of a reason to believe it.

        • Golden Govnah

          go to discord. we must dive deeper

          • ShinyXatu

            I can’t yet, I got a replacement phone today and I need to transfer all of my stuff over. Soon though, it’s been a while.

          • Golden Govnah

            ok whenever you’re ready

    • TODAY IS SUCH A GOOD DAY OMG

    • EarthenWarrior

      I wish they made a more…serene rainy day music, I find the one they have is too upbeat and perky
      https://youtu.be/5ehnZNaNow4

    • Ultron

      Ahhhhhhhhhh YESSSS

  • Shady
  • Butter Geek

    What could be the title of a new Animal Crossing game?
    I’m thinking of something like:
    Animal Crossing: Roadkills
    Animal Crossdressing
    Animal Crossing: the Apoka-leafs
    Animal Crossing: Postapo
    Animal Crossing: Carnivores Attack
    And finally:
    Amiibo Festival 2

    • Golden Govnah

      im gonna hit you.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Remember the deal, I always get first cut when enacting violence on Butters

    • Animal Crossing 2: Simba’s Pride

    • ShinyXatu

      I’ve always wanted something with “Joy” in it, because of Joy-Con. I’m thinking…Animal Crossing: Jump for Joy, or Pride and Joy.

  • Blend S-eraph

    Nice to see y’all hyped! I’m happy for ya peeps!

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m not hyped, I’m bored and unsatisfied

    • Shady

      I’m not hyped …I am dead ….say nice RIP to me

      • Blend S-eraph

        erm….. ok?

        • Shady

          Still no RIP to me ….that’s mean

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright Animal Crossing hopes, dreams and demands go!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Robo suit battle mode.

    • They gotta keep the room customization system of Happy Home Designer

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hopes: Keep public ordinances, Island Adventure, Making Kap’n shut the $&?# up, Fortune Cookies

      Dreams: more furniture themes and up to date Nintendo items, more indoor activities

      Demands: I want 500,000 in unmarked bells, Gracie’s car otherwise Eggbert will be whacked with a golden shovel

    • Ultron

      -New Species
      -Invite/Evict Villagers
      -Huge City to visit/develop/live in
      -Decorate villagers homes and assign wardrobes
      -Bigger town
      -Cooking
      -Better town customization
      -More storage space
      -Bring back constellations
      -Amiibo functionality
      -Non random playable character customization
      -Journal to keep track of relationship levels with villagers
      -Easier snowman building
      -Some method of transportation like a bike or something to make it faster to get around?
      -Easier to regrow grass

  • I just realized Jumpluff and Sudowoodo have the same cry just set at different pitches

    Jumpluff’s being higher tbe

    • That’s really common with the early gens because of the limited amount of sounds they can make. It’s actually sort of amazing they made THAT many

  • Golden_Flygon

    Comment question: after Episode RR, what was your final team in USUM?
    For me, I finished off with these 6: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35c2fd3e9056857bfa59917569b7e08d409e7268c7f1dc1a74f46566851539c4.png

    • Salazzle (Totem)
      Feraligatr
      Serperior
      Gardevoir
      Lopunny
      one more i cant remember

    • Ultron

      Tyranitar
      Chandelure
      Vikavolt
      Gyarados
      Snorlax
      Togekiss

    • EarthenWarrior

      Incineroar
      Kommo-o
      Lycanroc
      Crabominable
      Mudsdale
      Golisopod

    • TheGentlemanMonster6893

      Decidueye
      Midnight Lycanroc
      Araquanid
      Bewear
      Krookodile
      Alolan Sandslash

    • … Still haven’t beaten the game lol

      I kinda have up because Christmas came and I found more things I wanted to play

      • Oh but my current team is

        Incineroar
        Lopunny
        Dusk Lycanroc
        Dewgong
        Shiinotic
        Jangmo-o

    • Gamer Dragon07

      Incineroar ( Tobias )
      Dusk Lycanroc ( Renagade )
      Swampert ( Webber )
      Mimikyu ( Lucy )
      Noivern ( Hertz )
      Naganadel ( Moira )

    • Butter Geek

      Decidueye ( Bowan ) (male)
      Dusk Lycanroc ( Ginger ) (female)
      Alolan Persian ( Joey ) (male)
      (Totem) Araquanid ( Tethys ) (female)
      Alolan Sandslash ( Coldsteel ) (male)
      (Shiny) Mimikyu ( Inky ) (female)

  • Deerlia

    Hey @BigGuyI:disqus I found an entirely accurate documentary on you.

  • Well once Black’s completed and I’m moving to White 2 think this is a good base team for my idea (Using Pokémon I have either never completed a game with or never used) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00b175d07180dd485621a4cc5788c356892acd0486c04bba354e9c8932d9703b.png

    Why I am sorta reluctant to use non Unova is I’ll have the chance to use them all when I get to that region while most of Unova is only in Unova

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Darmanitan is good, Swanna at least has Fly and Surf abilities.

  • Deerlia

    Help me, i think i’m soberly drunk… I dunno how it’s even possible, but..

    • It’s ok I gotcha little dear
      *Walks you home and puts you to bed

      • Deerlia

        Thanks, i needed that…

  • Josh Omega

    I have yay the Valentine’s Day post are already appearing on my Facebook x.x unpopular opinion here probably but it has to be thbe stupidest holiday ever. If you are with someone you should show them everyday that you love them not just one. Sorry had to vent some.

    • It was invented by card companies to sell more cards. Don’t take it too seriously

      • Josh Omega

        Pretty fitting. And I try not to. Just got slightly annoyed since it’s still freaking January lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I agree. Here’s some history further showing how weird it is to celebrate it that day http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/st-valentine-beheaded

      • Josh Omega

        Must resist urge to share on Facebook 😂

    • zess

      If they can make enough people buy into an idea a thus profit, people will celebrate anything…

  • Ultron

    Why is sceptiles movepool trash

    • Josh Omega

      Why you dissing my favorite Pokémon? That’s not right lol that said I think the issue is the special/physical split happened and hurt it. Sceptile should have always been a physical attacker with its looks. Exactly why I run a swords dance set

      • Ultron

        Yeah, I agree. But they chose to go special so it’s annoying that they hardly give it special moves.

        • Josh Omega

          The most annoying part is that it’s signature move is physical and I have a thing where I always give a Pokémon their signature move

          • InfinityD4

            It was Special in Gen 3 because all Gras Moves were Special in Gen 3.

          • Josh Omega

            Oh I know. I still think Sceptile should have been a physical attacker in the first place. I mean it has blades on it arms lol that screams physical. Still my favorite line of Pokémon though!

          • InfinityD4

            Sacred Fire Sure is Weird though, to be a Physical Fire Move that looks Special, all because Houou has 20 more points in Attack, and then Entei Started Learning it in France.

          • Ultron

            Yeah that is annoying. I mean leaf blade suits it better than practically any other pokemon

    • MenacingCascoon

      If it got a good pivot move it would be sooo much better. And Having to mega evolve to get its ability also hurts it

      • Ultron

        Like volt switch or something?

        • MenacingCascoon

          Yea

  • Turns out I can’t get Aron until the end of the damn game so suggestions?

    Goodra
    Meowstic

    Sylveon
    Gourgeist
    Charizard

    • Ultron

      gigalith

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You could try the GTS. Lucario maybe?

      • Ehh Lucario isn’t a mon I wanna use…. ever again

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Why not? Maybe Pangoro?

          • I used it a lot when it was my favorite Pokémon but I kinda crashed on it and I can’t stand it anymore lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well I think you’d do well to have a Fighting type, Pangoro and Hawlucha are the gen 6 introduced options.

    • Golden_Flygon

      How far are you so far?

  • Josh Omega

    I just saw a commercial on tv about tide pods warning to keep it out of reach of children…..how long until they make a commercial warning about dumb teens and adults eating them lol

    • Hayley Waalen

      They need to ban the commercial now

    • belmad

      Disadvantages of advancing in healthcare: we are getting to a point where natural selection will no longer work for human beings. Maybe, we are at that point actually. That means some portion is getting more and more stupid; and some portion is getting more advanced in terms of intelligence. It brings us wider gaps in each passing day.

  • Ultron

    Jesus f*cking christ. Stupid skarmory summoned by togedemaru took out my boldore…which I purposely chose not to evolve because I was worried it would be overpowered. This isn’t fair. I used iron defense TWICE and damn critical hits get me every time. I was over half health. F*ck this sh*t

    • belmad

      Did it deaded?

      • Ultron

        Yes, boldore is no moldore. Still mourning currently

        • Deerlia

          it’s gonna be oki, he’s in a boldore place now…

        • belmad

          Well, it is okay that you feel like you are hitting rock bottom. After all it was the gem of your team. You gotta be stone-hearted not to mourn after losing loved ones, right?

  • Josh Omega

    So I just found out that the starters in blaze black and volt white can start out with special abilities.
    Snivy- contrary becomes grass/dragon
    Oshawott- vital spirit becomes water/fighting
    Tepig – adaptability becomes fire/ground

    Well this is going to make soft resetting a huge pain because I want a beneficial nature since these games are more challenging. Right now I am leaning towards snivy or tepig for my starter. I am planning to also use all unova Pokémon that I have never used before apart from my starter.

    Some that come to mind are Swanna, volcarona, hydreigon musharna mienshao and lilligant

    All that said I am going to bed and will do this all later. Maybe I will be able to decide my starter soon

  • Doris

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  • EarthenWarrior

    Well it’s official I can get angry even in the dreamscape

  • Butter Geek
    • EarthenWarrior

      Minilego
      Kartyke
      Buzzmol
      Guzzlad
      Pheromini
      Smallasteela
      Stakatini
      Babecephalon
      Xurkiteenee

  • Deerlia

    Let’s wrap it up here, new topic deers~