Happy 2018 from the entire PokéJungle Team!

2017 was… a… year. We’re sad to see it go, but also extremely excited to see what great, new things 2018 brings us. We hope you all stick around for it!

Here’s to a great 2018! We’re expecting some amazing things in the Pokémon World, including the new Pokémon movie, exciting new merchandise, a possible look at the Switch Pokémon title and much, much more!


Giveaway 2017 Winners

To kick off the start of a the New Year, we’re finally going to announce the winners of our 2017 Giveaway! The give away has three prizes: one Grand Prize and two Runner-up prizes.   All winners were randomly picked, then randomly assigned to either the Grand Prize or Runner-Up Prize.

Before we announce winners some quick information:

  • We will contact winners within 48 hours of this article being published
  • Winners have 48 hours after initial contact to respond to us, if we do not receive a response within this time we will send a final point of contact which winners have 24 hours to respond to
  • Unclaimed prizes will be redrawn and new winners contacted following the same system as above

Without further delay, we’re happy to announce the winners of the PokéJungle 2017 Giveaway are…

Grand Prize Winner: ZeroCetus (@ZeroCetus on Twitter)

Runner-Up 1: Menacing Cascoon (@MenacingCascoon on Twitter)

Runner-Up 2: MandJTV (@MandJTVPokevids on Twitter)

Congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone who took part! Winners, please be sure to check your provided contact information, we will be in contact soon! Prize breakdowns can be found below.

Grand Prize

• ONE Rockruff Pokémon Doll
• ONE choice of Lycanroc Pokémon Doll
• Japanese Pokémon Candy
• Japanese Chocolate

Runner-Up 1

• One choice of Lycanroc Pokémon Doll
• Japanese Pokémon Candy

Stay tuned for another giveaway soon!


Holiday Fan-Art Submissions

Better late than never, we’re excited to share the submission we got for our Fan-Art call! Sadly we only got two submission, likely due to the busy holiday period, but they are beautiful pieces.

The first titled “Dawn in the Snow” was submitted by StarStorm and features Dawn from the Fourth Generation games. Second was submitted by Softmonkeychains and feature Silvally, Zoroark and Lucario in some festive antics. Thank you to both artists and we look forward to sharing more of your artwork in the future!

Once again we wish everybody a very Happy New Year and we look forward to another great year of Pokémon madness! See you all very soon for our Showdown final!

  • thirst

    • ShinyXatu

      Q U E N C H

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    I was an idiot and never signed up…..Every time I saw I thought “I’ll do it in a little bit” Whelp…..Oh well congratulations winners!!!

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Congrats on casco and the other winners!!

    Btw the art is pretty nice 😮

  • Please don’t suck, 2018…

    Props to starru

  • Please don’t suck, 2018…

    All i want is a roblox oof version of slateport city

  • Please don’t suck, 2018…

    So my project was this
    A tournament based on evil teams. All players start as grunts for a team they choose teams and work their way up. There is a catch, however.
    You can ONLY use mons from that team. That’s right, from that team. And your rank decides what you can use. For example, a team Rocket Grunt isn’t just busting out a crobat.
    It’s a little restrictive but the point is to get creative :3
    Anyways, all players for each team accumulate points as they win, for themselves to spend and for the overall team
    The team with the most overall points wins.

    Bam!
    Let’s see if someone cares

    • Team Skull
      Zubat
      Koffing
      Stunky

      • Please don’t suck, 2018…

        Welp
        No but seriously do you want to participate or nah

        • Yeahh!!!

          • Please don’t suck, 2018…

            😀
            Team skull I’m guessing?

          • probz

          • Maple Seraphp

            :3

    • Please don’t suck, 2018…

      Oh and to bring it up. YES, this is accurate. I am LITERALLY looking at every single grunt or team battle in every single game to see every mon each team used. I may add a few to teams with less mons but the point still stands
      This was an absolute pain in the ass to make

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So this is in Showdown or USUM

      Because I might join if more people get in 😮

      • Maple Seraphp

        It depends on which ever ends up being more convenient. I REALLY want it to be USUM because it has the themes and such but if worse comes to worse y’know

        What team?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          It’d be a problem if it was USUM cuz I don’t have the game ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          But yeah Plasma

          • Maple Seraphp

            Y i k e

            Oooh plasma? You’d have an early start considering you have Sandile immediately

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Nice :^]

          • Maple Seraphp

            :3

    • Sunny Sun

      Aether if it counts or Galactic

      • Maple Seraphp

        Aether I’m a little iffy on because their actual Pokemon variety is utterly nuts but I’m sure I’ll find a way to balance it

    • MenacingCascoon

      Im down and I’ll be Team Flare

      • Maple Seraphp

        Interestinggggg
        Not the strongest team but the boss position has some strong

        • Maple Seraphp

          *strong pokemon

    • Armaggedon16

      I care

  • TheReece25

    Logan Paul is Disgusting

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Who dat?

  • MenacingCascoon

    Holy Crap I actually won! Nice!! I never really expected for me to win! I guess good things happen to good people ;). Anyway Just pm me on twitter whenever you are ready. Also everyone else go follow me on twitter I just became active again!
    Thanks for this giveaway! I’m happy you guys did it! I appreciate you guys! this will be my first Pokemon Plush! (Also if there is anyway can you keep it in the box it came in)

    • These things don’t come in boxes! I’m either going to go to the Pokémon Center and pick them up for you (in which case I’ll give everyone a Pokémon Center bag) or order them online, which might give some special packaging.

      Will be in contact soon!

  • Maple Seraphp

    Remember when I spent an entire day researching for a tournament and one person responded? Good times

  • Maple Seraphp

    @therece25:disqus ‘s puffs

  • Sunny Sun

    Lol these leakers getting desperate asf

    The individual parts of the UK would either get their own region or would work like Kalos/Alola with Republic of Ireland as a Post-Game area, the two pieces of Ireland would probably be named the same but with distinctions made like irl, and ‘Kuing’? Literally my mom’s word for a male monarch with a U thrown in

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8609cc93f80bf0cf768cf114aa191f759311f6fb1e34bf8c430602f1e21c9539.png
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24643f860bcdfab558decff5dc37f8cab03320197686ad68a6231c2b82d4119d.png

    • Maple Seraphp

      Nidokuing

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Nice Pkm names and by nice I mean they’re baaad

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Thing is the stuff that makes this unbelievable is the super political aspects. Everything else sure why not? The weird UK Ireland references nah son they won’t poke that bear with a 100 foot pole

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Give me that Fire/Fairy unicorn tho

  • UnburdenedLegume

    6 hours into XC2 and i can comfortably say its a lot better than XCX. Very happy i bought it, im having so much fun 🙂

    • Daedardus

      Yep, and it only gets better!

  • TheUltraMonster6893
  • NicoLito

    Is there a nintendo direct next week?

    • No one knows for sure

      • NicoLito

        What if they announce a Switch 2? That’s why I’m holding back on buying a switch ;~;

        • Daedardus

          Lol. They won’t. Not in the first year :P.

          • NicoLito

            So go ahead and order it then 😀

          • Daedardus

            Yeah, since announcing one know would only cannabilise sales (people going to hold out till it releases, people holding out since they’d seem to do it often, people getting angry because they just bought one). It’s a bad idea all over this time in its life. There will only be a new model when sales slow down.

          • NicoLito

            Is the switch pro controller worth it?

          • I think it’s great. Very comfortable and it’s how I play most games while docked

          • Daedardus

            Def. But if you have small hands the Joycon grip suffices.

          • NicoLito

            Nvm I’m not gonna buy a switch cause I just realized I have no free time when uni starts back 😐

        • … why would they do that

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Rumor has it’ll be on the 11th, but that’s not official yet

    • Armaggedon16

      There is. My brother’s friends’ uncle who works at Nintendo told me.

  • Maple Seraphp

    Holy shitt the more I think about it the more disappointed with ORAS I am

    • Daedardus

      Is such a thing even possible?

      • Maple Seraphp

        If you think hard enough

    • With what?

      • Maple Seraphp

        Everything

        • But ORAS wasn’t that bad, it’s no masterpiece, but it is a nice game

          • Maple Seraphp

            They could have done so much better

          • That’s true, but at least it was the first time I ever beat Hoenn and I used it to rank alot of my Pokémon up in level

            Alot of trainers were replayable, that’s its key good thing

          • Maple Seraphp

            More were in emerald

          • Emerald is the best way to experience hoenn still… after 2 remakes became the best ways to play that region

            It’s pretty unexcusable

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Ignoring the features that Emerald added was a great idea

      • Maple Seraphp

        Think of the potential for new areas Hoenn has

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Ugh yeah

          Hopefully the gen 4 remakes won’t make the same mistakes

          • Maple Seraphp

            Modern day remakes though

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I can dream

          • Maple Seraphp

            I suppose

      • HGSS didn’t add any Crystal aspects really nor did FRLG to Yellow

        • ….
          Yes it did

          HGSS added so much from Crystal. An entire subplot actually

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Lol HGSS added from Crystal and much much more, ORAS should’ve followed that same path

          • Other than Eusine and Suicune, I see nothing added tho

          • Because Crystal added nothing

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            The girl character? And like star said crystal didn’t add much anyways

          • You can’t really use that argument though, FRLG used that even

            It would be ludicrous to take out the ability to choose gender now

          • It would be ludicrous to take out a lot of features now but here we are

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I was just giving like the other existent example of something that is in HGSS and was introduced on Crystal lol

          • MenacingCascoon

            Because Crystal werent very Different. HGSS added so much more new things to GS games to make them even better
            Walking with Pokemon
            Battle Frontier
            PokeWaler
            Pokeathelon
            Safari Zone
            Gym Rematches
            All these things are things that attract numerous players
            What new (not in RS) ORAS add that attracted a lot of players
            Delta Story
            Soaring

            Do you see the problem here?

          • I mean… dex nav but

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh and that too

          • Sunny Sun

            That’s still the majority of what important things Crystal introduced. It’s no excuse for why they picked and chose what Emerald features they kept (which was pretty much keeping it to references in the Delta Episode)

        • Sunny Sun

          Because Yellow was just RGB with Pikachu as a starter (which they couldn’t translate into FRLG because it ruins the start of those games as a RGB remake) and like a minigame, whilst FRLG added a lot of original content. The rest of the changes were anime based and don’t make sense outside of Yellow.

          As Star said, HGSS added the Suicune subplot and Eusine

  • Softmonkeychains did a phenomenal job on their piece!! ^~^

    • Armaggedon16

      So did you!

    • Maple Seraphp

      I mean you did great toooo

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Both of you did great :p

  • MenacingCascoon
    • THATS TOO FAR AWAY

      • Wait

        • Oh god damn it

          • MenacingCascoon

            Did I get you lol

          • ….mehby

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            So you thought there was a 14th month lol

          • No I just didn’t wanna wait 12 days

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      After seeing the date….

      -_-

    • You fooled me with that at first. Lol. Very clever sir.

    • EarthenWarrior

      There’s a special place in Hell for people like you…

  • I think remakes should bring the older games up to par with the newer ones ya know? Which is why FRLG has nice pretty improved graphics, and HGSS has so much new added including series staple (for 2 gens) a battle frontier!

    So since X and Y had jackshit, so did ORAS! 😀

    • Maple Seraphp

      That depresses ke

  • Oh I realized I probably should’ve included my deviant art and tumblr so

    http://starstorm295.tumblr.com
    https://starstorm295.deviantart.com

    Follow me if ya want

  • Sunny Sun

    I think the part of the reason why the post-game episodes of the 3DS games are so dissatisfying is that they reuse locations you already went through in the games. I understand why they did this for the UB Episode in SuMo, but they could’ve made that more immersive than just ‘cutscene catch cutscene repeat’, for example having the UBs as Totem-like bosses causing problems rather than just being in the wild.

    Delta Episode is boring besides the Climax because you just fly around places you’ve already been too and either do really easy fights or have dialogue, or both.

    Looker Episode in XY could’ve taken place in a small Southern Kalosian town or something for a new breath of air rather than Lumiose again, or at least a new part of Lysandre Labs or something.

    RR has boss fights which can be fun, and it’s a new twist on an old area. But they made it tedious with the (imo) unfun puzzles and restricting grunts to one Kanto Pokemon each when they should’ve had a variety of Pokemon per grunt and have them use Johto Pokemon as well because Johto has no representative. Also, everyone should’ve had a Mega to make the fight harder, whilst Ghetsis, Archie, and Maxie should’ve been in their latest incarnations and made harder. Ghetsis should’ve had Reshiram/Zekrom and Black/White Kyurem depending on version, whilst Archie and Maxie should’ve at least had Mega Camerupt and Sharpedo, if not their Primals as well. It’s just boring because there’s so much they could’ve done with it but they restricted it to one place and paced it badly. Imagine if the dimensional distortion that effected Aether Paradise effected other areas too for you to explore and encounter new Pokemon from other regions? Like Maxie distorts Wela Volcano Park, Archie distorts Brooklet Hill, etc. And you can travel to these distorted areas after you beat the episode by Wormhole. Or something. This level of effort would’ve been fine if USUM had more major post-game but as the sole major post-game feature of USUM it’s disappointing.

    • it also doesn’t help that the Delta Episode is like being a dog on a leash. You’re just dragged around from place to place following an incomprehensible plot line that they probably wrote in an afternoon

      • Sunny Sun

        I really don’t understand how ignorant, assaholic bitch Zinnia figured out the risks of shipping the meteor off to another universe before the top scientists did

        Regardless of your opinion on Pokemon having a multiverse, it’s just so stupid. Like seriously, Delta Episode is whack.

        • I think teleporting the meteor to another universe when you have that machine up and running and ready to go is a much better plan than summoning a dragon god to send an 11 year old child with to blow it up

          • Maple Seraphp

            I think the better question is how there was no security strong enough to prevent zinnia from just waltzing in and destroying the device

          • Sunny Sun

            Phrased it poorly. Like, what I mean is that why can Zinnia see that as a risk whilst the scientists deny it? If anything, they’d accept it as a possibility but do it anyway because that meteor isn’t guaranteed to even hit the planet in the other universe. Whereas Zinnia just lucked out that you just so happened to have the meteor Rayquaza needed, because if it wasn’t for you she would’ve ended the world.

          • plus like.. once you summon rayquaza she doesn’t know what to do after

        • Maple Seraphp

          Isn’t it obvious? The Whismur became so woke it opened its third eye and told Zinnia the truth

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Her omniscient wiseness made her look like a Mary Sue lol

          • Maple Seraphp

            We know it was the Whismur

            But then again, Corless can nothin personnel people

            Pokémon logic doesn’t exist

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It doesn’t exist yet it tries so hard to convince us that it exist

          • Maple Seraphp

            Magcargo is hotter than the sun

          • Machamp can punch 1,000 times in a second, Furret is 5’11” and Charizard is 5’7″ (Literally an inch above my head), Tyranitar destroys its home every time its pissed (and most dex entries say its always pissed), Scizor melts slowly every time it Mega evolves

            This logic is insane!!!

          • She’s not even that because she’s a fucking selfish idiot

      • Maple Seraphp

        Two afternoons
        One of which was spent deciding on the onimonopeia they’d use for Whismur

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Uh I agree, Delta episode and the UB hunt from SM were pretty lazily done and mostly of all, boring by pretty much the reasons you listed. If they want to make another episode (which I’m not very fond of that idea) hopefully they make it more interesting and not full of confusing exposition >_>

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Delta episode should’ve been a new thing that brought back in the Gym Leaders or something. If they are doing something new there’s so much more they could’ve done.

  • wrote a little thing about earthbound for a reddit post about favorite nintendo games

    Earthbound is everything you want in a game. It’s surprising, it’s silly, it’s happy, it’s sad, it’s bizarre, it’s scary, it’s a good damn game. It’s really sort of a personal game too. The first half of the game is weird stuff going on in small American towns. And you’re just a small kid with a couple of friends. The spin is that everything wants to kill you.

    Birds, dogs, snakes, skaters, hippies, middle aged women, robots, aliens, mushrooms, Salvador Dali Paintings, clocks, cars, exploding trees, eldritch abominations, ants… this game has alot of weird enemies dude

    And this wackyness never feels forced. It just feels right. Like “yeah, that makes sense to be fighting a walking noose with eyes” because it builds up this personality and world. The game never lingers on anything.

    Anything is possible, and with that, some truly creepy stuff slips in. It isn’t afraid to dip the player into uncomfortable waters before yanking them back out to some new thing.

    The simplistic art style with the vibrant colorful areas that all are consistently varied and memorable all form together to create a truly unique world. It’s like being in a cartoon while still giving an air of very real nostalgia for being a kid growing up. Just.. ya know… with psychic powers

    Earthbound is my favorite game ever and I’m glad the audience for it continues to grow through the years. Now, come on Reggie… give us Mother 3

    • Maple Seraphp

      I read clocks as cocks

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Yeah….

      I should finish playing Earthbound

  • EarthenWarrior

    So this is where everyone went

  • Maple Seraphp

    Feelin dizzy from sleep loss yup yup

    • EarthenWarrior

      Im getting irritated sinuses from laundry products

      • Maple Seraphp

        That sucks yup yup

        • EarthenWarrior

          Knock off the yup yup crap or I’ll beat you up up

          • Maple Seraphp

            Maybe Yup yup

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      You better sleep more yup yup

      • Maple Seraphp

        I can’t yup yup

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          That sucks yup yup

          • Maple Seraphp

            Yup yup

  • Butter Geek

    A frickin youtuber won a giveaway prize?

    • Maple Seraphp

      He sure did yup yup

    • EarthenWarrior

      Burn his land and take his livestock

    • Doctah Govnah

      and?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Aaaaaaand me :3

    • So? He entered and won

      • Daedardus

        He has all the rights to the prize, but imagine if Bill Gates won the $200 million Powerball.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I haven’t done a fakemon in a while and I’m low on ideas

    I could tweak my Water/Dark deep sea fangily fish that becomes a grotesque bioluminescent goblin shark or should it be a Water/Ghost type

  • Sunny Sun

    Congrats to the giveaway winners btw, and I hope everyone had a happy new year! I did… until the day after that is ._.

    Anyway, question thing to bring in some convo. If you were a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you be?

    Hard mode: What Pokemon would at least three of your family members be?
    Harder mode: Same as above, but they must all be from the same evo line (counting branched evo lines)

    • Harder mode, we’d be Slowpoke

      Me & Brother- Slowpoke
      Dad- Slowking
      Mom- Slowbro

    • Ideally Gardevoir
      But realistically, Garbodor

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Tbh I can’t decide which Pkm I would be, it’s just luck. But I guess something like a Gallade or Deci would fit me tho

    • EarthenWarrior

      Ughh my family is WAY unrelated to any of the Rhyhorn line
      I see

      Me: Rhyperior duh
      My Asshole brother: either a Nuzleaf or Cacturn
      My mope youngest brother: Phantump
      My Mother: Audino
      My Father: Chatot or Exploud

  • Ugh, why do I have to have rare taste in Sage? (I didn’t have my laptop over New Years, but finally got it back)

    Hunting for Macabra and its a difficult one to track sadly 🙁

  • Spetsnaz

    so am i the only one who had no idea MandJTV came to pokejungle?

    • I had no idea either

      • Spetsnaz

        i mean it’s cool haha no matter an opinion about somebody (i personally enjoy his videos) its cool when somebody like that comes here…to me atleast.

  • Ultron

    Star, your artwork is really good. I’m impressed. I can tell you put a lot of work into it

    • Thank youuuuu!!! >w<

      • Daedardus

        You’ve improved a lot guuuurl! Practice makes perfect!

        • You guys are so sweeeet!!!! Nice comments like these are what keep me going! ^~^

  • EarthenWarrior

    Prankster is truly the most annoying ability after Serene Grace

    one of those 4 slot status move users Illumise Roost, Aromatherapy Rain Dance Thunder Wave

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I knew I wouldn’t win, ah well. I might if I can get the Midday one for myself anyway tbh.

    The art is good, a shame there’s only 2 but quality over quantity I guess. I basically chickened out of doing one because whilst I can picture exactly what I want to do I can never get it out on the page anything like it. I know I need to practice more, I just have no confidence and really didn’t want to showcase my lack of ability.

    Hope everyone’s year is going well so far, I’m sick again myself. I did manage to see The Last Jedi again today though. I realise whilst I really like it there’s definitely some issues, but also things I appreciated much more this time around.

  • EarthenWarrior

    i am seeing Qwilfish everywhere today

    • Sunny Sun

      The only good way to start off 2018

      • EarthenWarrior

        AS IN LOSING MY FREAKING PU RANK

    • Sounds amazing!

      • EarthenWarrior

        IT”S FUKING ANNOYING

        • It’s fucking godly

          • Sunny Sun

            As legendary Pokemon should be

          • EarthenWarrior

            why is it so fast despite its dex saying its poorly built for swimming, it’s just always a hassle seeing if i can psych out the other jerkface to urge him to switch into a Dark type only to get a faceful of Signal Beam on my Beheeyem i should suck it up and life orb it so i don’t have to let specs lock me in

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Must be Intimidateing.

      • EarthenWarrior

        doesn’t even need to be physically invested all it needs to do is play the op scalding game and set up

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh I have the Exeggcute you wanted btw.

  • EarthenWarrior

    had 1.3k in PU 20 minutes ago and now reduced to 1.1k
    Always the freaking Qwilfish i’ve seen at least 6 of them

  • Sunny Sun

    Do any of you forget a Pokemon gets a certain ability or move?

    Never knew Qwilfish got Intimidate lol

    Now just wait for it to get an evo

    • Monkeyfuzz

      In fairness Intimidate is its’ Hidden Ability.

      I can’t think of any I’ve forgotten, probably because I’ve forgotten.

    • Maple Seraphp

      Until recently I never knew delibird got the same ability twice

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I never knew Drifblim had a signature ability, a very good one in fact

      • Maple Seraphp

        I knew
        It’s sad nothing else can make use of it

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Chandelure should really get it imo.

          • EarthenWarrior

            it cant

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh I thought it was when hit by a Fire move not burnt.

    • I forgot so many of the new moves they added because I never knew them till I was looking at them on the pokedex

  • ShinyXatu

    You know there’s a big Direct coming soon when 4chan posts multiple fake leaks every day leading up to its announcement. What do you folks think about this laundry list?

    }Virtual Console and Online (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Wind Waker and Twilight Princess (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Pikmin 4 (NINTENDO)
    }Yoshi: The Flip Side (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Bowser: Break Down (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Kirby: Star Allies (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Mario & Luigi: Strangers in a Strange Land (NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Kingdom Battle DLC 2 (NINTENDO/UBISOFT) EXCL
    }Xenoblade Chronicles 2 DLC (NINTENDO/ MONOLITH SOFTWARE) EXCL
    }Overwatch (BLIZZARD/ACTIVISION)
    }Red Dead Redemption (ROCKSTAR)
    }Bully: Scholarship Edition (ROCKSTAR)
    }Dark Souls (FROM SOFTWARE/ NAMCO BANDAI)
    }Bayonetta (PLATINUM GAMES/ NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Assassins Creed: Ezio Collection (UBISOFT)
    }Indie Sizzle Reel (DENNATON/TEAM MEAT/ETC…)
    }No More Heroes: Travis Strike Again (GRASSHOPPER MANUFACTURE/NINTENDO) EXCL
    }Fe (ZOINK/EA)
    }Civilization VI (FIRAXIS)
    }Minecraft (MOJANG/4J STUDIOS)
    }Fallout 4 (BETHESDA)
    }Doom Classic Collection (BETHESDA)
    }Wolfenstein 2 (BETHESDA/PANIC BUTTON)
    }Call of Duty: Stars and Stripes (ACTIVISION) EXCL
    }Policenauts and Snatcher Pack (KONAMI)
    }Fire Emblem (NINTENDO/INT SYS) EXCL
    }Fire Emblem Direct in two weeks (NINTENDO)
    }Very special message from Shigeru Miyamoto

  • Sunny Sun
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      They’ve actually ran out of ideas for titles, and these logos look like they belong in a fan game

      • Maple Seraphp

        WAIT WHA

    • ShinyXatu

      WHAT
      IT’S REAL

      IT’S
      R E A L
      E
      A
      L

      • Doctah Govnah

        wait what?

        • ShinyXatu

          Sorry I don’t actually know for sure if it’s real but look at this:
          https://www.scribd.com/document/368285833/EUIPO-eSearch

          • Doctah Govnah

            what is this?

          • Daedardus

            It’s fake, it’s a pdf on scribd, not an actual trademark database.

          • ShinyXatu

            I know, but it’s their effort to try to “prove” they saw what they saw.

          • Daedardus

            #fakenews

          • Sunny Sun

            The trademark number is lower than USUM when every other Pokémon trademark number is sequential

            They’re most likely fake, unless they were somehow trademarked before USUM. Which would make sense if Stars was scrapped for USUM, which raises the question of why they hadn’t been found at that point.

    • Daedardus

      One and zero are both real, by the real numbers theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number)

    • This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen

    • Doctah Govnah

      its fake

      • Maple Seraphp

        Thank god

    • Josh Omega

      Not saying it’s fake 100 percent. That said it reminds me of 2016 when the trademarks for sun and moon were leaked. I remember serebii screaming it didn’t mean anything even though it happened one day before the Pokémon 20th anniversary event lol that said if pokemon one and zero somehow happened I would most likely go with zero(not saying I believe it just being hypocritical)

  • So I have a reliable source and I drew the legendaries for Pokémon 1 and 0 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6918ba657bad0e9bb6ab2fad7e6ab02cccd00aa098f4b418e162c64f5cb9556b.jpg

    • Maple Seraphp

      But what is the third game?

      • Two

        • Maple Seraphp

          That’s it? No 1.0 or 0.1?

          • Doctah Govnah

            thats the fusion

          • Maple Seraphp

            Inb4 binary
            It’s literally fucking digimon

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Dude… that’s not how you use ‘literally’ unless you actually mean that

          • Maple Seraphp

            I kniw

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Remakes

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Never knew Sonic was becoming a box legend

    • Doctah Govnah

      WHY IS THERE SONIC THERE.

  • Doctah Govnah
    • Maple Seraphp

      Great game

    • I like how the outline of the Pokémon logo doesn’t even change lol

    • ShinyXatu

      UNLESS they saved the image from the trademark site and are now covering up the truth to protect their dear wife and child barricaded in the back room from the onslaught of Nintendo ninjas!

      • Maple Seraphp

        Nintinjas

      • Doctah Govnah

        but the logs look kinda bad unless its just beta rn

    • Daedardus

      If you open it up fullsize you can see the bad paint job.

      • Sunny Sun

        Tag yourself I’m the ‘tm’ awkwardly hanging fifty miles away

        • Maple Seraphp

          I’m the eyeball of the zero

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Bowser’s facial expression tho

    • Maple Seraphp

      Its Boosore

  • I’m drawin some bullshit folks gimme your shitty fukin suggestions

  • Maple Seraphp

    If pokemon zero was a game and x and y got a sequel called W, couldn’t I spell out 0w0 with legendaries?

    • ShinyXatu

      What’s this?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      >0w0

      But why tho

      • Maple Seraphp

        Because it’s close to uwu

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Ngl I never expected people here to be into Uwu :p

          • Maple Seraphp

            It’s a jok

        • Daedardus

          Nintendo Wiiuwu

          • Maple Seraphp

            Post of the year right here

    • Sunny Sun

      Bad

    • Daedardus

      Pokémon (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ and Pokémon ┬──┬ ノ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°ノ).

      • Maple Seraphp

        Yes, just yes

      • Monkeyfuzz

        | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

        • Maple Seraphp

          :3 and 3:

          • Monkeyfuzz

            (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ and “¯_(ツ)_/¯”

    • Ultron

      The real question is if gamefreak is greedy enough to try the two versions bullshit on the switch

      • Maple Seraphp

        It’s gamefreak

      • Daedardus

        You mean it’s a rhetoric question.

  • Hey guys… Why does Wobbufet have to be such a risk to use

    You need it to be always slower than your foe and you gotta hit the foe with encore and hope it was actually using an attack and not a status move. And even after that its still not a cake walk to fight with

    • Maple Seraphp

      Because it’s a literal punching bag

      • But why does it have to be such a hit and miss thing

        If Toxic or Leech Seed is used your screwed

        • Maple Seraphp

          Because it’s a punching bag, it’s not meant to attack

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      People that are actually able to use Wobbufet and these kind of Pkm in a walkthrough highly surprises me

  • Maple Seraphp

    Lookin through 4chan game pair names. Sugar and spice came up as a name and a person mentioned how everything nice was too long of a name for a third game

  • Maple Seraphp

    Why does Gumshoos learn yawn at level 47?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s tired and getting ready for retirement.

      • Maple Seraphp

        If only that were the case

  • Maple Seraphp

    Why would the ultra recon squad send a little girl (Zossie) on a mission that essentially can determine the fate of several dimensions

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Because she’s totally kawaii or whatever. Idk maybe she’s a prodigy.

      • Maple Seraphp

        K A W A I I
        No but seriously, she spends her entire time like “SUGOIIIII, PLAYER YOU’RE SO COOOOOL”
        I don’t know what her purpose even is

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Maybe to offset Dulses’ personality? Such as it is.

          • Maple Seraphp

            But like it’s not really that bad….. Like Dulse isn’t as ultra (see what I did there?) serious as the UM members

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Hm, idk I’m just going off of early game as I’m not that far.

  • Maple Seraphp

    Last spam post for now
    I feel like Grumpig is like top five least remembered Pokemon

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It should be part Ground or maybe Dark. As it is it just plain isn’t that great.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Yeah…

    • Sunny Sun

      Hoenn and Sinnoh probably have some of the most forgettable Pokemon because they’re nowhere near as well known as Gens 1 and 2 and they aren’t exactly recent either

      • Maple Seraphp

        I mean stantler has been shitted to relevance. Grumpig is literally the most “there” pokemon

    • EarthenWarrior

      I only started liking Grumpig after I started my RSE roms sadly I didn’t use it in OR

      Swampert
      Shiny Hariyama
      Aggron
      Flygon
      Armaldo (barely used it)
      Walreign

    • ShinyXatu

      I just looked through the list of all Pokémon and the only ones I could say I “forgot” are Tyrogue, Woobat/Swoobat and Durant. It’s strange because Gen 5 is my favorite region.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Hmmm…. Why Durant?

        • ShinyXatu

          I don’t know, possibly because Gen 5 has a lot of basic stage only Pokémon of large size (Cryogonal, Heatmor, Druddigon) and Durant just didn’t stand out as much.

          • Maple Seraphp

            Cryogonal is a great thing

  • ShinyXatu

    I know I keep talking about the Nintendo Direct, but here are my hopes and dreams for the Nintendo Direct with a dash of reason and logic thrown in:
    Thursday, January 11
    Switch:
    -Pikmin 4 (Summer)
    -Animal Crossing (Early Fall)
    -Kirby Star Allies (April) with light pink Joy-Con
    -Yoshi full title (June/July) with light green Joy-Con
    -Lots of indies and third party stuff
    -Super Mario Odyssey: Isle Delfino DLC with Super Luigi Odyssey campaign
    -Random new IP that looks good coming out way sooner than expected (March)
    -Ends with Smash Bros for Switch logo (more details at E3)
    3DS:
    -Wario Land (late 2018)
    -new 2D Zelda game (May) with limited edition gold New 2DS XL
    -localizing some useless eShop stuff
    -that’s it

    • EarthenWarrior

      Paper Mario
      Link’s Awakening remade
      Pikmin 4
      A new Wario Game

      • ShinyXatu

        I’d like to see some kind of Link’s Awakening successor or reimagining on Switch before the next big 3D Zelda. I just feel like it’s the only kind of story and world that would really fit the system and the post-BotW world we live in. And I could totally see Paper Mario at E3 considering how they announced Kirby and Yoshi last year. It’s cool that after this Direct we’ll be able to predict Nintendo’s 2019, which sounds nuts to me.

  • Sunny Sun

    Literally one of the worst regional variants I’ve ever seen

    And the lore is duuuumb

    http://www.projectazurite.com/kurian-tsareena

  • Daedardus

    “Within Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, visiting the Game Freak building with Pokémon introduced in Pokémon Gold and Silver has a non-player character relate how they were having trouble getting data onto the Game Boy Color game cards until they were helped by an “amazing guy”; this acknowledges Iwata’s contribution to Gold and Silver that allowed them to include the whole of the world from Pokémon Red and Blue without compromising the size of the Gold/Silver world.”

    How did I miss this?!

    • Finishing a game and not seeing Iwata’s name at the end leaves such an empty feeling…

    • Maple Seraphp

      It requires you to have the VC game in order for the text line to activate

    • EarthenWarrior

      Did you consider Gloomour?

      • Yeah, just wasn’t in a fakemon mood my dude

  • Banana Govnah

    Enjoy friends 🙂

    • Is there a human on this planet that doesn’t want DK’s perfectly round ass

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m not gonna lie… I used to sing this all the time… I very very much admire whoever did DK’s singing voices and learned how to sing like him

      • Banana Govnah

        Earthen’s cover coming soon

        • EarthenWarrior

          Not until I learn to carry notes longer, seriously it’s my only singing flaw other than lyrical mispronunciation

          • I will post a cover of this song if you do

          • EarthenWarrior

            The world isn’t ready for my voice….or at least until I figure out what type of singing voice type is

          • EarthenWarrior

            Probably Baritone

    • ShinyXatu

      Thanks to you, I ended up finding this really cringe Luigi’s Mansion AMV

  • Maple Seraphp

    HOLY ANAL CORN I FORGOT HOW FIRE LUSAMINE’S THEME IS

    • EarthenWarrior

      Anal corn……well I got a couple of brain cells committed to that mental image

      And I’m going to track you down and take them back with a screwdriver

  • Maple Seraphp

    Oricorio and Passimian have been the huge stars of my current run. Gumshoos and Lurantis are the ones who aren’t doing much (Moreso gumshoos), Turtonator is clutch at times, and Golisopod can be godlike at times

  • Maple Seraphp
    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like the names, especially King Julien and Bakugo.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Yeeee >w<

    • ShinyXatu

      I don’t nickname my Pokemon but I’ve always wanted someone to name their Golisopod “Christopher” from a certain alien movie involving nine districts.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Dance Boib is best Boib

      • Maple Seraphp

        Dance Boib is insanely good

  • Hollowknight is such a great beautiful experience

    Then I get to a boss and I lose my sh*t because there so damn hard

    • ShinyXatu

      Since there’s been no posting for 5 hours, I just want to say how much I love your Dawn picture! It’s seriously incredible, I may save it and use it as a phone wallpaper or something. I hope I’m not remembering someone else, but I think I remember your SilverRiolu295 days – and STILL being impressed 😛

      • ^~^ thank youuuu so muuuuchhh

        It took alot of work but I’m glad you all like it!

        And yes I used to be SilverRiolu but I killed them :3

    • Christi

      Go-o-gle is paying 97$ per ho-u-r,with we-e-kly payouts.You can also a-v-ail this.
      O-n tuesday I got a brand new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $11752 this last four weeks..w-i-th-out any doubt it’s the most-comf-o-rtable job I have ever done .. It so-u-nds unbelievable but you wont for-g-ive yourself if you don’t check it
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      • Maple Seraphp

        This is new… I’m blown

      • Daedardus

        Oh m-y G-od, th-is is a-ma-zing!!!!!!!!!! YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

  • Sunny Sun

    Remember this Pokémon? This Pokémon caused wars

    Taken it as warning that if they’re hiding a new Pokémon’s type for months, it’s probably a new type 👀

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d355291f6d74e6b57a10c13aa9ed7653f643a82081202ae188794f2aa62c560.jpg

    • Daedardus
    • TheUltraMonster6893
    • EarthenWarrior

      *Grinds Teeth*

      • Sunny Sun

        Calm down Bruxish

        • EarthenWarrior

          That’s the day those accursed fae tarnished the world

          • Sunny Sun

            Why? Do they threaten your masculinity?

          • EarthenWarrior

            They THREATEN MY TEEEEEAAAM
            -Azumarill’s absurd bulkiness and huge power always at risk for belly drum aqua jets
            -Mimikyu’s free set up nearly unable to safely interrupt without a Steel type
            -Togekiss’s beyond broken Paraflinching
            -As of USUM Ribombee now gives them sticky web support
            -and all 4 of the Tapus are a bitch to deal with especially Lele and Fini

          • Maybe they need to take you down notch or something

          • EarthenWarrior

            Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t gut you, skin your hide and make boots out of your remains

          • I was joking

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Unsheathes my favorite guttin’ knife*
            http://www.ultimateknifestore.com/products/img/bl048(1).jpg

          • Sunny Sun

            > Azumarill is an actual annoying Fairy but that’s because it’s got Belly Drum, huge attack, and priority. Any type of Pokémon would be good with that, it just so happens it got a good defensive type combo.

            > Mimikyu having Disguise is what breaks it, if it was Ghost/Fairy without Disguise it’d be far less threatening.

            > Togekiss was paraflinching before it was ever a Fairy. All the benefits it gets from the Fairy type are seperate from Paraflinch.

            > The only Tapu that really noticeably benefit from Fairy are Lele and Fini. Lele because Fairy and Psychic have good sync, whilst Water/Fairy is amazing for Defense. Bulu and Koko either don’t run Fairy STAB and even if they had the option to they’d be using it because it’s STAB (or have shallow move pools in the case of Koko) and not because it’s Fairy.

            The Tapu are so good because of Terrains.

          • Sunny Sun

            Forgot Ribombee

            It’s a fast Pokémon that can guarantee Sticky Web. That’s the reason Galvantula is somewhat popular.

          • Maple Seraphp

            Araquanid runs sticky in OU so ribombee isn’t the most run…..
            What you forgot to mention was Magearna which is literally the second best mon in OU behind Lando and the fact that Florges got fuckin defog

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Wait, do they really hide Sylveon’s type for months? Is that a hyperbole or some kind of torture that GF likes to pull for some reason?

      • Sunny Sun

        Sylveon was revealed in February

        Fairy-type was revealed in June

        Xerneas being a Fairy type was kept a secret for even longer

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          It almost feels like they were supposed to reveal the fairy typing earlier but forgot, like seriously this is a darn long time imo

          • Sunny Sun

            Fairy was revealed at a perfect time because it was at E3 and was thus super hype, whilst they revealed Sylveon because it was in a film short

            It was the fans that made it unbearable, not GameFreak imo

    • belmad

      Yes, I remember that. The most plausible type for Sylveon was Flying before knowing there was Fairy type. People were convinced it is Flying, because it has “sylph” in its name, it has ribbons like kite.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        That or Normal was my guess if it wasn’t new, I was leaning towards new or Normal though.

  • Deerlia
    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m not falling for that cute facade, the minute you get close she’s assimilate you

      • Deerlia

        Hey, she is a rock type, deer~

    • Daedardus

      No, just no.

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Why the heel is she so busty? Lol

      • Deerlia

        I draw my characters kinda busty, deer…
        Sorry if it offends, it’s just a style.

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Not offended at all. Just wondering haha

  • EarthenWarrior

    FINALLY MY EAR POPPED OMFG IT WAS CLOOGED UP FOR OVER A WEEK

  • Happy New Year

    btw. who else is playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2?
    I am loving it so much I hope next Pokemon looks like it in terms of wild Pokemon and vast beautiful worlds to explore

    • Sunny Sun

      I really hope so too. The artstyle of XC2 looks gorgeous and if I pick up a Switch at some point, it’s going to be one of the first games I pick up.

      I’d really like it if Pokémon was paced like Xenoblade X where you can explore a lot before triggering a chapter at your own pace, or a slice of life style game set in the Pokémon world

    • Daedardus

      40 hours in, only at chapter 5. Still a long road before me.

      • 20h and still on chapter 3. this game is huge

  • MenacingCascoon

    So after winning a lot with Zelda in smash, I have a question relating to Pokemon.
    What is an underrated Pokemon, and why do you think it’s good?
    Personally, I think Staraptor is pretty underrated. It’s so powerful I think people need to use it more. A more underrated is Granbull. With Intimidate and a base 120 Atk Play Rough is too strong. I gladly use it in OU.

    • Josh Omega

      Just wanted to say I freaking love staraptor! Easily my favorite regional bird! And honestly I would say almost any grass starter is under rated. Bulbasaur and turtwig come to mind! Both really good Pokémon (IMO) with awesome evolutions but they are overshadowed by the water and fire starters

  • EarthenWarrior

    Why do I always pick the harder SOSs
    42 minuets and no Bagon

    • Banana Govnah

      but it has the same call rate as buneary lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        … I don’t know if that’s good or bad

        • Banana Govnah

          its a good

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You get the bonus of massively underleveled Salamence too.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Imagine if you got a Shiny Salamence

        • Monkeyfuzz

          At level 9, that would be a great trophy.

          • EarthenWarrior

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That was annoying to listen to. But lucky find, I’m almost motivated to try myself, though last time I tried to SOS Bagon it took so long just to get a Salamence to appear.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I STILL haven’t found a Bagon……and i wasted so much time……might as well dig out that Exeggecute

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You want the one I bred for you now?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Sure…….is it male? and maybe nickname it Lono

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I bred a dozen, so some are Male, I’ll nickname the best IV one. Do you have any Beast Ball or Apricorn Pokemon to trade? If you don’t I guess you can just have it.

          • EarthenWarrior

            no no Earthen always makes a fair trade, Fast Ball Rockruff, Lure Ball Gible, Heavy Ball Riolu, Love Ball Snorunt/Eevee

            but with any these i reserve the right to always obtain a seed breedject of anything in case the desire arose

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Can you just do a breedject of Snorunt? I have all these anyway so I’m not too fussed. I’m mostly looking for things only obtainable in USUM but Snorunt would do.

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh easy when would i EVER use a Froslass
            Tis Japanese, Impish and Moody with Disable and Hex

          • Monkeyfuzz

            OK, I have named your egg seeds FC: 0748 – 2744 – 4660 IGN: James

          • EarthenWarrior

            i tink we got each other

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I might not, I trade alot and have to randomly delete FCs from time to time.

          • EarthenWarrior

            frack i need to update first, give me a sec

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Just let me know when ready, I’ll be in the plaza.

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s IAN

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I know that, I don’t have your FC.

          • EarthenWarrior

            SOB! 4038-5998-9262 IAN

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You have alot of shinys of things you claim to hate.

          • EarthenWarrior

            WT

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Hm still, anyway hope the Exeggcute helps.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well at least now i don’t have to worry about PP usage
            if i’m correct

            Skill Swap
            Sleep Powder
            Bestow
            Giga Drain

            need to buff it to 45-50 to get it survivable

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah you can evolve it too, I think both keep Harvest but Kanto might be better for this one at least.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i already have a Alolan Exeggutor doing a specific job

            Kaluko is my Frisker thief so i get Lono should be Kantonian

    • Banana Govnah

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        That was outstanding hahahahaha

  • Josh Omega

    Question I thought of last night. Do people actually think we are getting the switch Pokémon game this year. Or in 2019? It it comes in 2019 would anyone be against a new muster dungeon game on 3ds and Nintendo switch similar to the first mystery dungeon being on gba and nds? Honestly idk when the game will come out but if it’s this year the latest we will get a trailer is e3. If it doesn’t happen there it’s definitely a 2019 release. We shall see I suppose.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I don’t think we’re getting anything else on 3DS for Pokemon. It really depends how long they’ve been working on the Switch game.

      • Josh Omega

        You might be right. We shall see I suppose. That said I would gladly take a new mystery dungeon eventually

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      In all honesty I can see it coming out early 2019. They’d start promotion this year, but obviously it technically wouldn’t be out until next. Early as it be tho

      • Josh Omega

        I can agree there if it doesn’t come until next year I think it would come out next summer at the latest!

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Yeah definitely. I just can’t see them stretching out the SM/USUM content as far as a whole 2 years. There’s just not enough for them to do that. Especially since they’ve already burned through 2 out of 3 mythicals.

  • EarthenWarrior

    3 hours……3 hours wasted, i even tried to go after Hawlucha again and on;y got a few calls…..until it struggled after 110 turns

    and Monkey Butt i do have your FC if my goldfish memory recalls you gave me my Snowshrew or something

  • MenacingCascoon

    Heyyyy look what I found (shin crabrawler) it was a first encounter too. Hopefully this luck stays with me on the battle tree :/

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      No pic…..

      • MenacingCascoon

        It wont load Sorry.

        • EarthenWarrior

          calling bullshit use imgur

          • MenacingCascoon

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/689f126d5c0e851081d2fc6abfceb73b53afe509026cd2b048951f9327e69a74.jpg
            Honestly, I wouldnt care, buuut since I was annoyed withit anyway I cant let it win. Here you go

          • EarthenWarrior

            Alright….Mine is better Iron Fist and Brave in a Lure Ball my first Alola SOS Shiny

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh its a competition now?
            I guess I should mention How I found Bagon first time in US and it was Adamant. Also I have two shiny salamences. One is in a Safari Ball which isnt in Gen 7 sooooo whatever you get Mines always gonna be better. (Also I won a tournament with a Crabominable, do that with your shiny).

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ll give you the Safari Ball Bagon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’ve caught 2 shiny Sandslash in 2 separate Safari Zones before which was both amusing and a tad annoying. If I breed Shiny Baglegon I’ll probably do it in Safari or Friend Ball.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i has a Shiny Sandslash, but out of all my shinies the only ones that mean anything to me are

            My Shiny Chesnaught which was my very first Shiny from a egg (without charm)
            and my very first Shiny a Marowak from Firered’s Victory Road

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I hate that I don’t remember my first shiny. It might just have been the Lake Of Rage Gyarados but that doesn’t really count.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I made sure i remembered and brought this Shiny with me through the ages, i mean the sheer power of finding a wild shiny in FireRed is absurd

            and the fact its a ground type makes it all the more aspecial….sadly the lime green isn’t very attractive

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Eh I like the colour. It could be better though.

          • MenacingCascoon

            How about I found around 11-18 shinies in a span of 24 hours

          • EarthenWarrior

            that luck will run out sooner or later

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yea the 24 hours ended. But my luck will never leave!

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s why i continue to will you would get hit by a bus or get your organs harvested

          • MenacingCascoon

            If you do remember. Everytime you typed something I found a shiny… so I think youre my luck

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t and that’s totally bull, maybe you just steal my luck from me at every opportunity

            you dick…

          • MenacingCascoon

            Ok my shiny charm :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate you….

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I wasn’t bragging, just sharing an experience.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh lol sorry thought you were apart of it. Thats pretty awesome!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It was quite a while apart, too. I was so worried they’d flee.

          • Maple Seraphp

            A German streamer had a shiny charm and went around 9 times over odds
            Anything is possible

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          It’s ok I still love you

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice, I like Shiny Crabrawler.

    • EarthenWarrior

      =_=

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Is it confirmed we’re getting a Direct on the 11th?

    • EarthenWarrior

      only if you spill the blood of 11 innocent lives

    • Daedardus

      NOTHING IS CONFIRMED STOP WITH ALL THESE FAKE LEAKS AND DATES ARRGGHHBQNDIOQZEFQZHUI

      • EarthenWarrior

        Chill Dae, he knows not of what he speaks

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        You alright there Dae?

        • Maple Seraphp

          It’s been a rough Dae

      • I know how you feel (This is probably a joke, but whatever)

      • Banana Govnah

        but its been proven by many people

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Hasn’t been confirmed, but it seems likely

  • Maple Seraphp

    So today i violently vomited, went home, and slept for a few hours
    Nice and productive

  • EarthenWarrior

    …..welp i wanted to find a shiny….just not yet another Audino….

    • Monkeyfuzz

      How many is that now?

      • EarthenWarrior

        4 I think

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Do you keep them or trade them away?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nobody cares about them

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I thought you might WT them.

          • I always am available for Shinies:)

  • Maple Seraphp

    Golisopod is pretty great in playthroughs once it evolves TBH

    Passimian is also stupidly good

    Oricorio is super underrated

    Lurantis is a tad situational but it’s fairly strong

    Gumshoos flat out is terrible

    And turtonator honestly varies

    • EarthenWarrior

      Golisogod! i’m annoyed that Passimian doesn’t SOS its own kind you’d think it would have an army of Apes at its beck and call

      • Maple Seraphp

        Golisopod isn’t as good as Araquanid (literally nothing in Alola remotely comes close ingame for me) but first impression is extremely useful.
        Passimian is just godlike… like I imagined it would power drop but it’s still going strong on poni

        • EarthenWarrior

          true Golisopod does have a very limited move pool, i had to wait for Leech Life

          one of these days i need to use a Passimian

          • Maple Seraphp

            It hits extremely hard early

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yeah I loved using Golisopod.
      I really just want Passimians HA to be available.
      I would use Oricorio but I only like 2 of its’ forms and I keep having those types on my teams already.
      Lurantis is pretty great with Contrary Leaf Storm, I do want to see if physical with Superpower is good though.
      Gumshoos, well we all knew that.
      I still might try Turtonator at some point, not sure how you run it though.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Lurantis literally needs contrary
        I mean Masquerain and minun were better than Gumshoos
        Turt is weird

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Minun is pretty good for a Pikaclone. At least Masquerain has Intimidate.

          • Maple Seraphp

            True

    • Well, considering what Gumshoos looks like…

      • Maple Seraphp

        Yeah, it fits

    • Sunny Sun

      What’s your Luran set?

      • Maple Seraphp

        It’s the totem one
        Leaf Blade
        Brick Break
        Leech Life
        Synthesis
        I want poison jab but have no idea where it is

        • Sunny Sun

          > Not even using Swords Dance

          Ew

    • Turtonator! Finally recognized by somebody as it can be good at times

      • Maple Seraphp

        It’s definetly nowhere near as good as a lot of other mons but it’s not terrible.. I guess

  • MK126

    Has anyone seen the rumor that we’re supposed to be getting a Nintendo Direct next week and that GF trademarked “Pokemon 1” and “Pokemon 0”

    • MenacingCascoon

      I see “Direct next week” I stop reading the comment

      • Banana Govnah

        hmmm why?

      • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

        we are getting one next week

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yeah we had those rumours yesterday I think, with fake looking logos.

      • MK126

        Really? I haven’t seen the logos but no harm in asking. TBH if the leaks from the other day are true about the games being innovation vs tradition then 1 and 0 make sense since those are the numbers used for binary code but im hoping they don’t make 2 games moving forward

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yeah it’s gonna be too costly going forward.

    • Fakity fake fake

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      As people have said below the 1 and 0 trademarks are fake. An actual look up shows they don’t really exist. As for the direct next week it’s still up in the air. It’s likely, but obviously hasn’t been officially announced

  • EarthenWarrior

    Can somebody please shoot me…
    First I lost my credit card
    Then I found out my dog’s were left out in the cold for god knows how long
    My lazy brother is just getting up
    And I lost my the stupid bundle of eShop cards (my scatterbrained aunt got 5 10$ cards which is easy to lose)

  • Oh Seraph remember my fakemon Digasaur’s ability Construction well I finally made its effect

    When a Pokémon with this ability comes out on the field all field effects (Stealth Rock, Electric Terrain, Leech Seed, ect.) are erased.

    • Maple Seraphp

      Ooooh, might want a different name but it’s good

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Wouldn’t it make more sense to be called Demolition?

  • Why is like… every dark type in Unova awesome?

    • Why is there only 2 three stage Dark type lines and both are from Unova

    • Maple Seraphp

      It also applies to bug

      But I question how they fucked up so bad with water

      • ikr. the only good water types are Swanna and Dewott

      • Ultron

        The water types in gen 5 really are horrible

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Because every pkm is :3

    • EarthenWarrior

      Except for Vullaby

      • Still it becomes Mandibuzz so it gets a pass

  • Dang I really wanna use Whimmsicott but I’m hard time justifying it. It doesn’t get cotton guard until 37.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Are you replaying gen 5?

      • yep. black version

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You can do without Cotton Guard. Even without the Fairy Typing it still has Prankster. What Dark type will you use? I found Scrafty really good but depends if you want another Fighting type over it.

          • I actually am using Scrafty! :0

            What set do you recommend?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well I bred mine to use Dragon Dance and Ice Punch. Drain Punch is a TM so that’s good, or High Jump Kick. Make sure to get one with Shed Skin. Oh and Crunch for Dark STAB.

          • Wouldn’t Moxie be better?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh yeah I’m thinking current set. Yeah Moxie is better for in-game since you can use items.

  • So, have we established a general consensus in the community that Pokemon 0 and 1 trademarks on 4chan were faked?

    • obviously

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Been proven fake actually I think

  • Maple Seraphp

    Before Kommo-O. I didn’t even try to overlevel, Oricorio decided to just become overpowered for like no reason

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41ab53b38c247c62830e418ca4c20ebf1341b94df919079fef0cf5c06570379c.jpg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Surprised you aren’t using the Ghost form tbh.

      • Maple Seraphp

        I’m faaaaar too lazy to transfer the petal over

  • Maple Seraphp

    Oricorio fucked the totem. Now I’m gonna get fucked my necrozma

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Use Protection.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Whoah

  • https://i.imgur.com/ZyDwLjH.png?1

    I need a last member. Thinking Cincinno but not sure

    • I might also swap Swoobat for Archen

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Maybe Galvantula?

    • Chaos

      A Water Type? Maybe?

      Seismitoad?

    • Maple Seraphp

      I’d suggest Cryogonal the god

  • Maple Seraphp

    Jesus Christ the fusing cutscene for Necrozma… I love it man

  • b2w2 made all these high level evolving pokemon usable early like Volcarona and Mandibuzz but guess what they did not make available?

    FREAKING HYDREIGON… THE COOLEST DAMN DRAGON IN THE REGION

    • Maple Seraphp

      How about Mienshao

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I got a Mienfoo as my first trade on the GTS and bred it early in White. It’s not until Route 14 right?

        • Maple Seraphp

          Yep, level 50 to evolve

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yup, that and the fact it is just such a high level to reach Hydreigon put me off using it in a playthrough. Of course I have since bred my Shiny one so I’ve still gotten to use it.

    • Josh Omega

      That’s the one thing I hate about gen 5 pokemon. So many of hen evolve so freaking late. I remember having to train a ruflet to level 54 lol hydrophone should have evolved at 54 instead of 64 while deino evolved into zwellious at like 40

      • Monkeyfuzz

        That would make them at least more in line with the other pseudos.

        • Josh Omega

          Pretty much and another opinion I think that there should had been a middle evolution in between larvesta and volcarano with larvesta rocking at 30 to the middle stage and into volcanrona at 50. Basically volcarona should have been a second pseudo legend similar to what happened in gen 3 with metagross and salamence

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Could work so long as it sticks to its’ concept.

          • Josh Omega

            Not sure what the middle stage could be besides a cacoon. I just want them to give us two pseudos in a gen again so we can get something besides a dragon. Wish they had made it a pattern after gen 3.gen 4 could have been heatran maybe gen 5 volcarona Gen 6 Auegslash and gen 7 I am not sure who could have fit but yeah

    • Pseudo’s are Pseudo’s that always come late game

      Yeah Axew isn’t the Pseudo Legendary of this game sadly its Deino

      • bitch,

        level 64..

        thats AFTER the post game

        • Oh I thought you meant just catching it in general

          I remember how hard I worked for one in Gen.6 and how I still use it to fill up team slots

  • here’s my Black team! https://i.imgur.com/15Q2v6b.png?1

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Plus points for having Whimsicott 😮

      And Galvy :0

      And Chandy :O

      • I’m leaving out some faves but I wanna try some new ones

        Well I mean… it isn’t right plying gen 5 without Chandelure obviously :3

        It’s the only one I’ve used before

        • Maple Seraphp

          I usually use Chandy but I’ve used it like three or four times

        • I’ve played through without it though…

          Actually I’ve played around very little of Gen.5, I think I want to do this too, to get back into Gen.5

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Scrafty and Galvantula will see you right. I used both in White 2. Also you’ve got good coverage in the others even without Whimsicotts’ Fairy Type.

    • i need nicknamess

      • -Gangstar the Scrafty
        -Plufffluff the Whimsicott
        -Executioner the Haxorus
        -Wispy the Chandelure
        -Chicken Wingz the Archeops
        -Arachnus the Galvatula for Male or Arachnia the Galvantula for Female

      • Names I’ve picked so far:

        Scrafty – Slim Shady
        Chandlure – Wicked

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Threads or Webster for Galvantula.

    • Slim Shady – Scrafty
      Interwebs – Galvantula
      Egoraptor – Archeops
      Whitney – Whimsicott
      Tickles – Haxorus
      Wicked – Chandelure

  • EarthenWarrior

    I fcking hate Whimsicott
    even with Bug Buzz breaking subs Leech Seed Protect heals it

  • Gamer Dragon07
    • Maple Seraphp

      Aaaay

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice, congratulations on getting them 🙂

      • Gamer Dragon07

        Thanks, maybe for my next shiny hunt I’ll aim for some UBs or other SOS chaining

    • Congrats man

  • I had two options as my grandmother took me out to buy me a birthday present

    Get Crystal version (Already have Silver)

    Get Z-power ring with addition of Icium, Fairium and Flynium Z pack…

    I chose wisely https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/31bf5dab92eba4af809f9193d14f941e07d10c99044db8c708003674b3305ef3.jpg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Nice, hope you thanked her.

      • I did, she told me I have another 30 bucks I can spend too (No clue what to Get honestly)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Can you save it?

          • I can get cash, but I think I might use it towards Kirby Battle Royale

          • Monkeyfuzz

            As long as you really want it, no sense wasting the money if you don’t.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    People still watch Verlisify in big 2018 could never be me. Finished poketuber

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Who?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Just people on twitter, i wasnt targeting anyone on here dw 🙂

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I mean who is the poketuber.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            You dont know Verlisify? Omg i’m jealous of you.

            Eh lets just say that he’s very much hated by a big portion in the Pokemon community. I can give you tons of reasons as to why, but i’m not in the mood of writing an essay xD

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’ve heard of it, I was mostly joking, suggesting they have already faded into further irrelevance and obscurity.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Don’t even bring him up

  • MenacingCascoon

    I still havent got a DM from you guys on my Twitter. Just so you know… idk if its the wrong twitte

    • Sunny Sun

      The article said within 48 hours and it’s only been a day :p

  • Funny thought…

    What if that old man and the machop in Vermillion end up building a Battle Frontier

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Probably already been shared today, but bite me i havent been very active yet https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d325a098ca666c65cb73f5bb4a501a6dda7806d933090a4d3f9e5826be00ce04.jpg

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Might have to cop it at the end of this month along with Xenoverse 2

      • It’s getting dangerously close to BotW for game of the year for me tbh

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      We need more pretty and artsy games like these in our lives

  • UnburdenedLegume
  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m pissed, restaunt screwed up my damn order

  • Well how’s this for a team to play Black with?… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/925b97f57aa5bff684b65a6dd97ceeedc044590dda4c5b8cbe45c3a382b07363.png

    Never used any of these in a playthrough… None of them

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Not bad. With the exception of Carracosta I like them all. Only ever used Serperior I haven’t used the rest, but I’d like to

      • I would love to use Zebstrika instead of Tynamo, but I temporarily used one in White

        And Cryogonal is going to kill me with a 1% chance in Twist Mountain this time of year. (Seraph when I die I’m going to haunt your already ghost form because of this…)

        • Maple Seraphp

          I’ll get mine first

          • I know… I honestly have used way less Pokémon from BW

            Basically the ones I’ve used are
            Samurott, Stoutland, Reuniclus, Throh, technically Sawsbuck and Zebstrika and Beartic (Not in BW though)

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Eelectross is apparently OP in BW. With it’s decent moveset and ability it’s pretty powerful lol I really like Cryogonals design. I’m sure once you find it it’ll be worth the wait

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You lack a Dark type which seems like a missed opportunity. You lack a Fighting type, unless you want to rely on Focus Blast on Eelektross or Hammer Arm/whatever on Golurk. You’ll likely give Eelektross Flamethrower.

      • I just realized I have actually never used Scraggy or Sandile

        Who do I cut and which do I add?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Personally I’d cut Swoobat and add Scraggy.

          • Yes! Honestly wouldn’t have looked forward to High friendship with one (something puts me off about Swoobat)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’s probably an OK ‘mon, though I never used it. Scrafty is great. If you can manage to breed Dragon Dance and Ice punch on it even better but you can get by without. You could also breed Zen Headbutt onto it from a lv 23 Munna. I’d suggest Drain Punch and Crunch with the Moxie ability.

          • Josh Omega

            This is probzbly a better idea than my suggestion how that I think about it. Swoobat is an okay Pokémon but sadly not too good.

        • Josh Omega

          I would cut golurk for sandile personally but that’s because I really love sandile. That said I have used all these Pokémon with the exception of cyrogonal.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I also like Sandile. Honestly it’s really easy to do a Mono Dark Team in Gen 5, well in Black at least

            Scrafty
            Krookodile
            Bisharp
            Hydreigon
            Mandibuzz
            Zoroark/Liepard

          • Josh Omega

            I remember using it in my first run in white version! Every time a new gen comes out there is always at least one Pokémon revealed pre release that I have to use in my team! Gen 5 was sandile, gen 6 pancham and gen 7 Rockruff! That said I plan to stay away from sites like this when the gen 8 starters are revealed! Want to try and remain spoiler free!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well GL avoiding spoilers. I had a spoiler for the latest Star Wars blurted out to me by a woman on TV in a completely unrelated programme recently.

          • Josh Omega

            Thanks I will need it 😂 thankfully Facebook is getting some kind of mute button so I plan to mute all Pokémon related posts on there until the games come out 🤣 YouTube is probably going to be my downfall though. That said I did manage to remain spoiler free with botw so who knows

          • I’m probably going to leave and just stay on one thing, the official site so I can know a few tid bits about it

          • Josh Omega

            I want to try to avoid everything. Just see the starters and cover legends than go from there. I want the feeling of gen 4 again! Complete blindness and not know what to expect! I remember running into Shinx and catching it because I loved how it looked! I remember fighting Cynthia and her almost sweeping me with garchomp because I had know idea what it’s type was lol took 4 Pokémon to take it down and torterra finally got it. The final battle ended up being my staraptor vs her roserade. Poor roserade got brave bird to the face lol

          • I sorta want to do that and I had that since I started following Pokemon news in Gen.6

            Gen.6- Sylveon, Gen.7- Turtonator

          • Josh Omega

            I had something similar in gen 6 actually. Wanted to use a fairy type since it was new. My final team ended up being
            Delphox
            Florges
            Pangoro
            Aeigslash
            Clawitzer
            Noivern
            And I plan to try to remain spoiler free since for some reason they keep revealing most of the Pokémon the past few gems especially gen 6 :/

          • I want to only see even a few only cause I want to know 2 things, my starter and my star favorite

            The rest I want to grab as I see’em

          • I remember back when I just loathed Bisharp entirely for no reason other than the fact I couldn’t find one

            I still never had one, but I like it after Pokepark 2: Wonders Beyond when it gave a real good fight

          • Josh Omega

            I love the bisharp line because for some reason it reminds me of power rangers lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I was initially put off again by its’ high evolution level but grew to like it alot.

          • It just seems to grow on people

    • Oh and need Nicknames too

      • Josh Omega

        I personally always get a female snivy and name it Nagini but that’s my inner Harry Potter fan. Salazar could work too now that I think about it

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Eh, Salazar was a man though, Nagini makes sense.

          • Josh Omega

            I mean for a male snivy since it’s a lot easier to get a male

          • Josh Omega

            I didnt specify that so that’s on me lol

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Fair enough. I’d consider Severus since he was head of Slytherin. Actually Slytherin works for both.

          • Josh Omega

            All those names fit actually! I kind of wish we would get another snake starter Pokémon.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Snivy – Bananasnake
        Scrafty – Punk or Boogaloo
        Eelektross – Eleechtric or Zzucker
        Carrotcoaster – Archelon or Shelldon
        Cryogonal – Miror C
        Golurk – MegasXLR or WALL.G

    • good except cryogonal.
      Get yo self a Cinccino

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    One Pokemon line I’ve always liked, but never used is the Cranidos line. Rampardos is really coo, but for some reason I’ve never tried using it. Maybe it’s because they’re a fossil set and not super to get during normal gameplay in most games. Maybe one day I’ll make a point to breed an egg or something to use on in a playthrough. Maybe I’ll even hold off until the inevitable DP remakes and use them then.

    • They are great Pokémon and with the exception of Slaking and Legendaries, ect. Rampardos has the highest attack stat of all Pokémon

      It also is just an awesome Pokémon in general

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Plus its shiny is mad baller

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i discovered a series of unleveled pokes in my boxes
    Tepig, Pancham, Wimpod

  • Ok give me Nicknames for the team https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5e6e34806843746498a83d965e3e44bfa1a141bc4a89e998a77235b43bb28dd.png

    I’ve already named 1
    Cryogonal- Frosted Flakes

    Now fill in the rest XP

  • EarthenWarrior

    ok…..why did nobody tell me you can SOS Chanseys……..i’ve been diving in and out of green wormholes for audinos for 20 whole minutes……why do i do everything the hard way……every. single. time.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You can get the occasional Blissey, it’s a way of farming Lucky Eggs but you’ll want a Compound Eyes ‘mon constantly on the field to do it.

      • EarthenWarrior

        why would i need a gajillion lucky eggs, you only need one, i just wanna level up some stuff

        and i wouldn’t be opposed to finding a Shiny Blissey they make good GTS fodder

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well if you want to raise a team fast then 6 Lucky Eggs is better than 1. Shiny Blissey isn’t that different to regular Blissey.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well does that even work? i mean if the Exp All gives out EXP then shouldn’t whoever’s battling need to wear it? otherwise do the non participating poke get more exp because its also holding it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Lucky Egg only affects the Pokemon holding it. Exp All shares the base experience gained from the opponent, not the boosted exp of the Lucky Egg holder. It’s the same as if you were to use a Pokemon with a different OT out in front, the experience shared isn’t more.

          • EarthenWarrior

            …eh it doesn’t matter this system is working fine and at most i only level a handful of pokes a time, my once level 60 Marowak is now level 80

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You’re using Roto EXP Boosts right?

          • EarthenWarrior

            didn’t have one

  • MenacingCascoon

    When Battle Tree hits two Fissures :).
    *Time to break my game*

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’ve hit a snag in my Chansey leveling regiment, i can’t stop killing chanseys…..deep down i wanted to SOS a shiny today and by damn i will………my little Tepig is like 60

  • Maple Seraphp
    • Leavvv

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well Leavanny is fast and a grass type so you;d get decent moves off the bat such as Razor Leaf and Bug Bite

      but Crustle being a rock type helps a lot

      • Maple Seraphp

        True
        It’s just that I’m concerned as to whether I need a tank or leavanny more

        • EarthenWarrior

          Sturdy, naturally a godsend in a pinch

          • Maple Seraphp

            True…

          • EarthenWarrior

            my Sawk in my very first run ALWAYS slayed
            Sturdy into a powerful Retaliate

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Man the combat in XC2 is so satisfying. A lot better than XCX and i love the fact that you can create your own Blade whenever you want

  • Maple Seraphp

    Tfw your turtonator dies one mon into molayne

  • EarthenWarrior

    last shitpost but Pignite evolved on my lucky number 64!!!!

  • Maple Seraphp

    5/6 mons got swept by molayne.
    Bakugo got outsped by a dugtrio after it used shell smash and was timid nature (Great job turt)
    Golisopod got SE’d and got outsped dying immediately
    Lurantis killed the magnezone but died immediately after
    Gumshoos landed a hit on metagross and did essentially nothing
    Passimian just barely missed the kill on metagross and died to zen headbutt
    Oricorio singlehandedly took out the metagross as it healed
    Why the hell is Oricorio literally a god?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Wished GF would collaborate with Monolith Soft for the development of Pkmn Switch. Not in the sense that Monolith should actually provide gameplay elements, but they’re really experienced in making big games for home consoles. They could aid GF in the process as the transistion from handheld to home console is a major step.

    • *cough* Atlus *cough*

    • EarthenWarrior

      my hopes n dreems for Pikmin 4 (Which is confirmed in production)
      I want a return to a less “no pressure take your time” kinda goal, i liked in 1 that you were dead in 30 days

      i want to see a return of that format or the very least involve his whole family

  • Maple Seraphp

    Turtonator is ironically the worst fire type of this generation. I know i literally hate Incineroar but Jesus Christ in a handbag Turtonator is actually shitty in every conceivable way

    • Maple Seraphp

      *unironically

    • -_-
      First time I actually wanted to use a Dragon type and you all hate it… This disappoints me so

  • Well since I’m banking my starter anyways, I guess I’ll use Tepig. Never used it and I want to give it a little time to shine at least

    • wait nvm.. that doesn’t make sense when I have Scrafty

      • EarthenWarrior

        NUUUUUUUU TEPIG IS THE BEEEEST, IT MAY BE A LITTLE PIGGEH BUT ITS SOOOOOOO GOOOD

        As you can probably tell i very much enjoy Tepig

        • I’ll try to fit him into my Black 2 Team :3

          He’s been growin on me

        • UnburdenedLegume

          You only like Tepig because it is a pig and its evolution a boar

          • … yeah

            and I only like Buneary because it’s a bunny and it evolves into a waifu

          • EarthenWarrior

            I love pigs……i really really like pigs

        • Maple Seraphp

          I almost liked it when I pulled a shiny only to see it had blaze

        • I enjoy Tepig and Oshawott

          Like if I’m wanting to use a non starter Water type, I will always pick Tepig in that case

        • TheReece25

          Pignite is cool.. if u don’t evolve it

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Am i the only one who genuinely doesn’t like any of the gen 5 starters?

      • no

        but how do you not like Serperior

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Ehh its the least ugly one but still doesn’t appeal to me that much. But i always pick Snivy when i play through gen 5 tho

      • Maple Seraphp

        I would have loved Oshawott and would have legitimately found it to be my favorite water started line if Samurott didn’t go and balls it up

      • Why? Serperior I can understand a bit. Tepig I can understand. But Oshawott is awesome! I can admit Samurott hate is common, but k’mon it isn’t that bad

        • Ultron

          How do you understand not liking Serperior

          • Meh something about it puts it closer to the bottom than the top of fully evolved starters

            It’s no Samurott, but it’s no Delphox either

          • your taste is so fucking weird

          • Ultron

            You’re on drugs, seek help

          • My list of favorites differs from the norm

            Heck my favorite Grass type is Tropius

          • Same here (The first part). I tend to like Pokemon that aren’t too favorable here

          • Maple Seraphp

            That analogy only works if you list a good and a bad starter. You just listed trash and trash

          • I listed favorite and least favorite for me

        • InfinityD4

          Tepig is Cool and the main reason people hate it is because GF decided we needed a third Fighting Starter but this time for a NORMAL gym…

          • EarthenWarrior

            dude don’t fuk with Lenora they’re packing retaliate and the only hard counter is Roggenrolla

          • TheReece25

            No.. the main reason is Emboar… 😷
            I’d rather eviolite a pignite

        • TheReece25

          Serperior is the Clear winner 😍


  • Oh, that is some good Pizza Time goodness

  • Ultron

    It’s very hard to find specific legendaries within the ultra wormholes…sigh..

  • Hey guys do you like this little guy?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d152b18820fce2a95783b21c0c65265492142bcd9b9db33d3fc0fbf428a1e75.jpg
    It’s supposed to be a Bug type that evolves into a Wyrm (Kind of Dragon fyi) so it’s meant to be funny how its close to Worm

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright i did a lot tonight
    leveled 4 pokemon, got 2 shinies and EV trained and tutored them

  • Maple Seraphp

    So turt couldn’t OHKO Hau’s incineroar after shell smashing
    I hate this stupid turtle

    • Hayley Waalen

      Rugrats meets Total Drama

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    So I’m on episode 6 of Black Clover and it’s like literally just Fairy Tail hahaha it’s uncanny. I’m ok with that, but I can definitely see where people are coming from when they say this show is full of cliches. There’s one character that’s almost literally Cana from Fairy Tail lolz

    • Maple Seraphp

      Are you watching the Sub? If so it’s spelled BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK CLOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Dub. I’ve heard the sub is pure garbage simply because Asta is annoying haha

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Good if they have Pick-Up.

    • Luigi301

      oh my….why the name…

      • What do you mean

        • Luigi301

          the nickname for your tepig

          • Actually he’s a pignite now

          • Luigi301

            i see that lol

          • but uh, what’s the issue?

          • Luigi301

            the nickname for the tepig before evolving….

          • Yeah his name is cumlord

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The name tho

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh that’s messed up gurl

  • Josh Omega

    So how’s 2018 so far for everyone? I will be honest for the first time in over a year I feel like my mind is at peace with everything that happened last year. I think it helped me coming out about a lot of stuff on Facebook because now I am not holding a bunch of crap in. Looking forward to how the rest of the year goes!

    • Not sure yet. I’m still kinda in “rest” mode I guess

      • Josh Omega

        That is very understandable

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I think it’s to early forme to judge because not much has happened really ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      • Josh Omega

        That is true probably. I just know it acpersonal improvement over this time last year for me

    • Pretty good for me

      • Josh Omega

        Happy to hear it!

  • Maple Seraphp

    A few people in the past (not on here) have questioned why I like vocaloid so much considering it’s entirely in a language I can’t even speak.
    To answer that, I’ll say this.
    Have you ever listened to something that sounded so beautiful that it gave you goosebumps? That’s what a well tuned Vocaloid song is like for me. A lot of modern day music just doesn’t do that for me or even come remotely close.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Uh, I don’t get why people tell you it’s weird because you can’t understand the language, knowing the lyrics won’t add much to a piece imo And yeah this sort of “goosebumps beautiful” songs is something that today’s music doesn’t care much as far as I know :/

      • Maple Seraphp

        I’ve heard it plenty. It’s usually more or less in an inquisitive than a rude way

        Ayyy! You get it! 😀

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Why would it be weird? I like plenty of songs from other languages, mostly ones I hear in anime perhaps.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Anime is amazing though ;3

  • Yay! Schools closed for a Snow day which means no 3 hour Robotics meeting Tonight 😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      lucky…it’s a total white out and my dad’s making me go to work…….

  • EarthenWarrior

    I jut noticed something, i’m doing the battle tree and my pokemon weren’t downgraded to 50……my level 65 Heracross is still….level 65

  • Butter Geek

    I’m working up my regional bug family

    Pierbug
    Bug/Normal
    Pierogi Larva pokemon
    This species has evolved to eat mainly Pierogi. They are often given the pierogi by local chefs and grandmas.

    Evolves at level 20 into

    Roginse
    Bug/Normal
    Pierogi Bug Pokemon
    They aren’t much stronger from their previous stage. They mostly stay in one place, eat their Pierogi bit by bit and wait for evolution.

    Evolves at level 40 into

    Pierbóg (pronaunced Pierboog)
    Bug/Normal
    The Pierogi Power Pokemon
    In battle, they eat their pierogi bit by bit, after landing powerful attacks. They are very strong and can beat most of the pokemon they meet in the wild.

    Signature ability of the first 2 stages
    Food Supply
    When its HP get below half, they can restore 20 Hp, only works once.
    Signature ability of Pierbóg
    In Battle Nourishment
    Each turn it restores 1/16th of pokemon’s max HP (so built in leftovers)

    Based on the gryllotalpa gryllotalpa Bug species, not sure about the designs

    • Butter Geek

      Any opinions?

      • I’d say it may need work knowing seems odd that they have an endless Pierogi always with them. Maybe design to look like a Pierogi itself and maybe they have the ability to make their own

        • Butter Geek

          They eat just a little bit of their pierogi, the design will show that

      • EarthenWarrior

        *Pukes up blood*

      • Monkeyfuzz

        What’s their food source in the wild?

        • Butter Geek

          They Evolved with humans

    • Maple Seraphp

      No offense but this might just be the worst fakemon I’ve ever seen, or at least up there

    • What came first… the bug or the pierogi?

    • Bae Nijima

      It just feels really weird to have a cricket obsessed with a non natural food when crickets aren’t super food associated nor (as far as I know) pierogi associated. If you want to put in pierogis, make them an item or a slurpuff like food Mon.

      The designed just feels forced to give your region a bugger polish feel and give your gym leader a thematic ace. Which they don’t need to have as the main series shows. The fact it’s electric type just feels thrown in.

      • Bae Nijima

        Wait you changed it I was basing it off the old one because I only saw the first stage

        Nonetheless it’s still odd imo and just doesn’t work well as a concept

        • Butter Geek

          It’s not really a cricket, it’s based on a big bug that’s known for eating. I think now that it’s a Normal type it works better, but i think I get why you find it weird. I think it’ll be better when I finish the design.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok I lucked out, my bosses let me skip work today

  • Hayley Waalen

    While I was playing PokeFarm, I hatched a shiny Eevee.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What is PokeFarm?

      • I think that old Wii game where its Pokémon rumble figures in a giant farm area and you can breed and play with them

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh OK, I wonder if they can transfer it to current gen, it’s a nice find.

        • Sunny Sun

          That’s Ranch, which was basically bank but with visuals. Iirc you couldn’t breed

      • Hayley Waalen

        It’s a game and I think you should like it

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alrighty now that i got the day off time to do it right!
    Pajamas
    movie
    shiny hunt for a Bagon (or if anyone has any other suggestions)
    maybe do a little Skyward Sward or Booth of the wild

    • EarthenWarrior

      FINALLY FOUND A BAGON……jesus it took forever! next time no more 1% hunts

  • Heads-up giveaway winners: we’re held up in sending emails out to you guys because of some delays in the way site emails work.

    It shouldn’t be too long now!

    • MenacingCascoon

      Could you guys say when you do send it. my email is pretty cluttered.

    • belmad

      Could you text me instead of emailing? So what’s your number handsome boy?

      • ShinyXatu

        Give me your number and I’ll give you his. Promise.

      • When don’t you send me over yours first? xoxox

  • Well boredom has succumbed me being stuck inside so here’s the Pokémon I finished this morning

    Spiritee
    The Angelic Pokémon
    Ghost/Fairy
    Ability: Innocent HA: Cute Charm
    Height: 1’6″
    Weight: 0.8lbs. (0.36kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 25/75
    Stats:
    HP- 50
    Attack- 50
    Defense- 65
    Spec. Attack- 70
    Spec. Defense- 65
    Speed- 85
    Total: 385
    “Spiritee are born from the dreams of those with pure hearts who have passed on. It’s been told they can feel peoples emotions and will try to cheer up sad people.”
    Moves:
    Start- Fairy Wind
    Lvl.3- Play Nice
    Lvl.8- Lick
    Lvl.12- Sing
    Lvl.15- Ominous Wind
    Lvl.17- Helping Hand
    Lvl.22- Hex
    Lvl.25- Purify
    Lvl.27- Dazzling Gleam
    Lvl.33- Heal Bell
    Lvl.36- Shadow Ball
    Lvl.42- Play Rough
    Lvl.47- Perish Song
    Lvl.53- Wish
    Lvl.60- Moonblast

    It doesn’t evolve
    Innocent: When it takes damage from an attack (Not any status moves or field elements) its Special Attack raises by one stage.

    • Butter Geek

      Read it as Spritzee at first

      • EarthenWarrior

        same here

      • Believe me I’ve had this little guy since before Spritzee existed

        About a year before XY I hatched this little one, I’ve just put off ever adding it to a dex till now (It was originally pure Ghost type)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What is the name origin?

      • Mainly just spirit and the ee to Make it sound more like a name

        I could always change it to something more fitting to its angel like theme
        Which reminds me that its a pale pink color except its wisp tail which is faded violet, also has a Halo surrounding its wisp forehead

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Spiritear (Spirit+Tear)
          Spright (Sprite+Fright) or Frite (Same)
          Anghoul (Angel+Ghoul)

          Dunno I have a headache so can’t think of much.

    • Maple Seraphp

      You might wanna add more to this

      • To its moves? Ability? Dex entry? Stats?

        What?

        • Maple Seraphp

          The design. It just needs a tad bit more to it

  • Butter Geek

    There needs to be a Mr Grinch parody with Faba

    • Sunny Sun

      Legends are Normiphag and Springaleek, Normal/Fairy and Water/Poison

      • The Dazzling Rad Scientist

        Don’t know where you got that from… Springaleek is right, but the other legend is Fourchancia, and its Fairy/Poison

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    • Shady
    • Daedardus

      That’s what she said.

    • Butter Geek

      Whoa there was a new game in 2017?

      • The Dazzling Rad Scientist

        Yeah, it came out the same day as Legend of Zelda: Rumors of the Wild

  • ShinyXatu

    There was a 4.5 earthquake at 2:40 in the morning today here in the Bay Area and I think it may have cracked my wall in a few places O_o
    Hurry up with that Direct Nintendo, I really don’t want to miss it!

    • Yes Nintendo give us the Direct before his house falls apart!!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Hope you’re able to stay safe.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Advantages of living in the west coast.

      But seriously I hope everyone is ok

  • “It does this whole woozy cosmic brownie bullshit”

  • EarthenWarrior

    this is taking forever…….i’m feeling loopy it must’ve been at least 300 SOS calls so far

  • Hey if Bulbapedia can like.. fuckoff with the ads that would be amazing

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Gotta earn money somehow

      • the scam ads are really great and make me wanna use the site

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Maybe Bulba is working with Addblock, so they make their ads as obnoxious as possible just to make more people buy adblock

          • adblock is free

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            …my whole life has been a lie

          • Go get ublock origin

          • Daedardus

            Buying adblock would be the most ironic thing in the whole capitalist system.

  • Josh Omega

    Many trying to cut down on soda is an ordeal. Having my second coke for the day which is pretty big for me. Will try to drink only one more at the most for dinner

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Josh Omega

        Thanks! Made it most of day without drinking a second one so that’s an accomplishment. Baby steps I suppose. My goal is to get where I drink maybe one a day and mostly water rest of day.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I have one a day usually. In reality I know it’s too many but I often need it to get through the day. Keep at it, I’m sure you can do it.

          • Josh Omega

            Thanks and one thing is for sure I have made a lot of progress. For example I used to always get a large drink at Wendy’s and would drink 3-4 dr.peppers plus would get a refill. Now I usually drink maybe 2 small ones at the most at restaurants if even that. If I could get myself down to one a day it would help me tremendously with my weight loss goals

    • Daedardus
      • Josh Omega

        Oh god 🤣 I really need to word stuff better lol

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    SOB the Syncro didn’t work
    Quiet (SpAtk + -Speed) like literally the worst spread
    Outstanding four IVs in HP, Def, Speed, SpAtk (but SpDef Very Good)

    either a novelty or a Special Sweeper

  • Oh, my school unblocked Serebii and all the Wikis. Idk why they blocked them in the first place, but whatever

    • Daedardus

      Pokémon is created by the devil himself!
      http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

      • Channel satanic powers by capturing fantasy critters of different shapes and sizes and building bonds with them? Makes sense

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        This has to be a parody otherwise…

        • Daedardus

          “The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. “

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’ve long made peace with my inevitable damnation

    • Maple Seraphp

      I laughed waaaay too hard at this

  • The Dazzling Rad Scientist

    I’m so excited!!! I ordered this beauty off of eBay! $32 was a bit steep but it’s nothing compared to the time I payed $85 for Rosalina and Luma https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8cbb933a95a3a730be4d58cd9f3667b1ab1472d3256aa71fbeee243c782f78fe.jpg

  • Butter Geek

    Bulbapedia should just cost to use

  • I had to clean my room while being stuck inside so I decided to redecorate my wall as well so yay me https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0d89121764933b13a0c03cc67808b3fa4c2803e3bb57bb45b882da80085bad5.jpg

    • Ultron

      Bruh why are your posters crooked

  • Butter Geek

    Fill in the blanks:
    The Switch games will be called Pokemon BLANK and Pokemon BLANK

    • Pokemon Ass n Pokemon Tiddies?

      • Butter Geek

        Rated E for Everyone

    • PumpkinLord

      Pokemon Cash and Pokemon Grab

      • Maple Seraphp

        How about
        60 dollars and two games

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Pokemon Microsoft Pokemon Apple

      Pokemon Google Pokemon Bing

      Pokemon Mega Pokemon Z

      Pokemon Blade Pokemon Gears (guess what are the mascots)

      Pokemon Fantasy Pokemon Trigger

      Pokemon Dotard Pokemon Rocket Man

      Pokemon Pokemon Pokemon Digimon

      • Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and Pokémon Pearl and Diamond

      • Butter Geek

        Pokemon Pokemon Red and Pokemon Green and Pokemon Pokemon Blue and Pokemon Yellow

    • Pokémon Blank and Pokémon Space

    • Ultron

      1 Version

      Pokemon Proxima

    • Pokémon Switched On

      Pokémon Switched Off

  • Pokémon Ultra Fire Omega Heart Gold 2

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I’ve returned from artic recon

  • Dancing in the kitchen eating ice cream with this blaring
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Udflw1yT4PA

  • Butter Geek

    Slamance’s design is very satisfying, but Shelgon’s is THE SO MUCH BETTER OH MY GOD IT’S AWESOME

    • Ikr, Shelgon is way better looking it Design

    • Wtf are you smoking

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Looks so comfortable inside that shell

    • MenacingCascoon

      I agree. Shelgon is just so awesome

  • Butter Geek

    What if Pokemon Switch will be just called ”Pokemon”?…

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      You know what? I don’t see a damn reason it can’t be. If they’re going for a relative break from that past then a new fresh game just called “Pokemon” could work.

  • Hmm quick question for my Bug/Dragon Wyrm

    Should it have arms? If yes then should they be more like Flygon’s (thin, stick like) or more like Blastoise’s (thick, larger)

  • I need nicknames for Cottonee. Don’t like the one I have now

    • Butter Geek

      Slavery

      • wtf

        • Butter Geek

          It’s the Cotton pokemon, we have to embrace the historical background

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Sorry what

          • Monkeyfuzz

            He’s referencing Cotton Picking in Slavery, not sure why we need to go there but OK.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Ok that’s weird lol

          • Butter Geek

            Nah I’m just sleepy and when I’m sleepy I’m basically stoned

          • no wtf

      • PumpkinLord

        Can we not.

        • Butter Geek

          Yes

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Whimsy
      Floof
      Cotton

      I got nothing else rn.

    • How about…
      PuffFluff?
      Whimsy?
      Daydream?
      Nimbus?
      Fluffy?
      Puffle?
      Weedy?
      Huffinpuff?
      Happy?
      Cottles?
      Karen?

      This is what I got

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stupidassopshitthatneedstobethrownintoaspoodgedrencheddumpsterfire

  • Butter Geek

    And the Academy Award for Editig goes to:
    https://youtu.be/dXlao2KNYjQ

  • Butter Geek

    Going to sleep

  • I really want to make a Water/Fighting Anteater with a super hero motif that could be a signiture Pokémon of someone, but can’t find anything that gives it reason to be that type

    • Daedardus

      Give it boxing gloves and fins.

    • Ultron

      I see you have a pickup army.

    • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

      RYANNNNNNNN and WHEN AM I ALLOWED TO BE A NICKNAME

      • When I catch a Swords of justice

        • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

          *sniffles* am i who i think i is

          • Who do you wanna be

          • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

            Terrakion

          • Ye

          • EarthenWarrior

            Bull I’m always Terrakion

        • What about me?

    • Bae Nijima

      I don’t want anything named after me I just want to remind everyone of how great I am

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I just want to see who had the great idea of naming Pignite Culord 👁️‍🗨️

      And yes

      Ryan is in fact hot

      • It was me. That was my idea

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Donut steel

      • Maple Seraphp

        N-nani!?

  • Daedardus

    Whatever you do or whoever you are, you don’t have the dedication of this guy https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-spend-350-hours-drawing-all-807-pok%C3%A9mon.14387/

  • Daedardus

    Do you ever think we’ll get a Pokémon as ridiculous overpowered and pushed as Mega-Rayquaza was? I have to say that I very much like the design, one of the megas I can get behind the most.

    • Maple Seraphp

      Necro honestly tried

    • But I’m not any of these

    • Deerlia

      Zelda, huh?

      • One day I’ll be put together enough to be Zelda.

        Today is not that day

    • Daedardus

      How is Bowser bi when he only wants to kidnap Peach?

      • I mean there isn’t a Prince Peach is there?

        • Daedardus

          Yeah but wouldn’t he capture Luigi or Mario for a time then?

          • That’s implying Mario or Luigi are in any way fuckable

          • Daedardus

            In all the adult videos out there, I’ve never seen a plumber actually coming to fix the pipes.

          • Fair enough

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I don’t think these sexualities are accu- whatever, Ike

    • EarthenWarrior

      Straight as a die

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    I learned something new tonight. Apparently Harvey Weinstein’s name is in all of the currently owned by Miramax movies credits. I was unaware that Miramax was his company. So his name shows up in all the “Special Thanks” sections of those 4 movies. Hopefully relatively soon Viz Media/Warner Brothers can get the rights to those movies back so they can completely redo the credits and remove his creepy ass from them….You learn something new every day I guess

    • ??

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Yes?

    • Daedardus

      Meh, I don’t think it matters. Not defending Weinstein or anything, but any reasonable person should know that there’s not much that can be done about credits of old movies.

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        That’s true. Actually I kind of want Viz/WB to get the rights back so they can release new Blu-ray and digital versions of those movies. They’re some of the best in the series haha

  • ShinyXatu

    Don’t you just love when UPS says that a package is out for delivery, a truck shows up at your house at the appropriate time and then drives off without delivering a package? I’m so filled with love tonight! From, Apple Watch-less Xatu.

  • Daedardus
    • Ok that’s cool

    • ShinyXatu

      Friend: “What’s this thing”
      Me: “The devil incarnate”
      Friend: “Sorry, what was that?”
      Me: “Oh, I didn’t say anything”

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Looks so pissed to me tho

  • Maple Seraphp

    I just got a shiny blacephalon in 8 srs… It’s not timid so I gotta do it again but holy fuckkkk

  • Butter Geek
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      Yes yes yes yes

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    • Josh Omega

      You realize that’s from last year right?

      • Butter Geek

        No…

        • Josh Omega

          Well Now you do I suppose lol

    • Bae Nijima
  • I love life rn

    -8° outside and my school is in code blue (to cold to open) so I get a 4 day weekend built in right after a 9 day winter break 😀

    And my mom has to work so at my Grandma’s, yay!

  • Josh Omega

    So freaking tired. I don’t think I will ever be a morning person lol at least I am most likely off tomorrow so I can sleep in then

  • EarthenWarrior

    Started getting back into BOTW master mode and just beat Waterblight (the fight was easy if you have the great eagle bow and plenty of shock arrows) now off to find more shrines and towers and the teleport rune

    • Ultron

      I found waterblight really hard in the DLC rebattle. The others were breezes

      • Daedardus

        It’s not, you need to use stasis on the last icecube and send it back to him, deals a good amount of damage and knocks him out.

        • Ultron

          I guess I just suck then lol

  • Bae Nijima

    Out of curiosity, have any of you played BW2 hard mode? How did you find it?

    Probably one of my favorite Pokémon experiences tbh

    • Ultron

      Of course. T’was fun and added more challenge.

  • Butter Geek

    Wow. I applauded when when the Mario Oddyssey credits started rolling, even tho I was the only person in the home. This game is f*cking amazing. I loves the ending. It’s for sure one of my favourite games of all time.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Why does he do this? Rough translation ”i went skiing in the Sinnoh region!”

    https://twitter.com/Shigeru_Ohmori/status/948841793356931072

    • Butter Geek

      It’s Normal to forget this, but Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh are Real life places!

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I know that, but still

      • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

        how?

      • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

        how is it normal to forget

        • Daedardus

          Noun
          sarcasm (countable and uncountable, plural sarcasms)

          (uncountable) Use of acerbic language to mock or convey contempt, often using irony and (in speech) often marked by overemphasis and a sneering tone of voice.

      • Bae Nijima

        *based on real life places

        Kanto is the only one that shares its name with its basis and even then its different

    • Daedardus

      I mean, Sinnoh is based on Hokkaido, which is the place you need to go to if you want to ski in Japan.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The guy has become so obsessed with Pokemon that he can’t distinguish between real places and Pkm regions anymore 🙁

  • Well I want to share a special Pokémon in my region. More info on how its special will come later

    Antero
    The Pokémon
    Water/Fighting
    Ability: Hero’s Calling
    Height: 3’7″
    Weight: 100.1lbs. (45.40kg.)
    Gender Ratio: 87.5/12.5
    Stats:
    HP- 50
    Attack- 64
    Defense- 55
    Spec. Attack- 56
    Spec. Defense- 55
    Speed- 55
    Total: 325
    “These Pokémon lurk far from where most humans go so they can be free from humans which they believe are unjust. Some people don’t even believe they exist.”
    Moves:
    Start- Scratch
    Lvl.5- Odor Sleuth
    Lvl.13- Water Gun
    Lvl.17- Power-Up Punch
    Lvl.20- Smokescreen
    Lvl.23- Aqua Jet
    Lvl.26- Aqua Ring
    Lvl.32- Endure
    Lvl.38- Water Pledge
    Lvl.41- Work Up
    Lvl.47- Soak
    Lvl.50- Superpower
    Lvl.52- Swords Dance
    Lvl.55- Hydro Pump

    After High friendship it becomes

    • Aqeatero
      The Hero Pokémon
      Water/Fighting
      Ability: Hero’s Calling
      Height: 5’9″
      Weight: 510.9lbs. (231.74kg.)
      Gender Ratio: 87.5/12.5
      Stats:
      HP- 84
      Attack- 110
      Defense- 84
      Spec. Attack- 96
      Spec. Defense- 86
      Speed- 90
      Total: 550
      “After learning to open up and trust its master it has gained an excessive amount of strength. They fight for justice and good and can tell apart good from evil with just a quick glance.”
      Moves:
      Start- Aqua Claws
      Lvl.10- Vacum Wave
      Lvl.16- Detect
      Lvl.21- Seismic Toss
      Lvl.26- Storm Throw
      Lvl.31- Work Up
      Lvl.36- Camoflage
      Lvl.40- Slash
      Lvl.44- Safeguard
      Lvl.48- Aqua Tail
      Lvl.50- Soak
      Lvl.54- Close Combat
      Lvl.58- Quick Guard
      Lvl.64- Hydro Pump

      Hero’s Calling- If facing a Pokémon with a lower level it attack stat lowers by one, but if facing a higher level its attack raises by one stage.

      Aqua Claws
      Water
      Physical
      BP: 90
      Acc.: 100%
      PP: 10
      “The user claws at the opponent with claws filled with water.”
      Effects: 10% to flinch

      Tell me whatcha think?

      • Bae Nijima

        I don’t really understand why heroism, Water, an and anteater(?) have all been mixed together. Other mix and match Mons tend to be 1 + 1 (furnace + anteater, sand + hippo, etc) so it just makes the design feel convoluted

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    I wish they’d go back to the old style of revealing new Pokemon. Where for some of the more important reveals they start by showing a silhouette and then reveal it later. For regular Pokemon sure stick to the current formula. When they show the starters or the first Pokemon of the gen to be revealed they should make a big show of it.

  • Shady

    All these new episode titles and Litten still not evolve

    • Bae Nijima

      The only ones of Ash’s starters to evolve by or before this point were Treeko, Charmander, and Froakie. Chimchar evolved way later but still had more battles than Litten, who’s had like one.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        He’s going to the third island and has a worse team than Unova. Thats quite the accomplishment, because that team was ultra thrash

        • Bae Nijima

          His team isn’t ‘bad’ lol, they’re just unevolved. They have a great track record and it’s still early into the season considering it’ll be running into 2019

          • I still loved his Oshawott

            And it will?!?!

          • Bae Nijima

            I severely doubt PokeSwitch is coming this year

          • We may never know…

          • Bae Nijima

            We will know. Soon. If it’s not revealed by March it ain’t happening.

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Not saying it has to come out this year, but in honesty I just can’t see them stretching the SM anime out very long. They’ve burned through most of the content and only have one more mythical to use for the movies left. If they keep up the same pace they have been going at the anime could easily wrap up everything by late 2018. It’s entirely possible that the Switch game will come very early 2019. It would make sense given how the anime is going and it would still technically put the game in 2019.

          • Bae Nijima

            Zeraora will show up in the movie this year, whereas there’ll be a Gen 8 mon in the next even if Gen 7 is still running by then.

            People said this about Unova and then we got the Decolore Island arc.

            I really doubt the huge jump from handheld to console is going to be that soon. Combined with the fact that most Pokemon games are fall releases, including all mainline 3D Pokemon games, I doubt it’ll be out before mid 2019.

          • Well that’s true

            Also are you Fairy? Or somebody new?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Probably somebody new

          • I just couldn’t tell because he sort of has the same kind of posts as Fairy

          • Bae Nijima

            wrong :p

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            O, never knew you played persona

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Unevolved=thrash to me. Instead of trying to live up to the expectations they created with XY they do this. Aint got time for another league challenge with unevolved starters

          • Bae Nijima

            Your standards =/= the show’s standards

            Even though Ash’s XY team was evolved a lot of them either jobbed or got overshadowed by GreedyFrog. Talonflame lost anything resembling a personality, Goodra didn’t do much until it tied twice at the Kalos League, and Noivern just kinda sucked.

          • Noivern was better to have then to use as it lost I think over 50% of its fights (Seriously I can’t fully remember, but it may have lost all, but one match even)

            Still should’ve caught that Shiny Phantump

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Or will it? *implying gen 8 comes out this year* teehee

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          To be fair it’s not this time around he’s been on a typical journey. In Unova he was travelling and training all the time. This time it’s more like he’s on vacation and just happens to be taking the trials. It’s a very different situation. If he was taking the trials the way they’re done in the game then yeah his team wouldn’t be quite up to snuff, but this time it’s honestly ok.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        His Charmander evolved in episode 43 of season 1

        • Bae Nijima

          And nothing else evolved that early. Next.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Pidgeotto?

          • Bae Nijima

            Did I miss the game where we started with Pidgeotto? Because as far as I recall, this post was about starters evolving. Where Charmander was mentioned in my first post.

            Next.

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Sheesh you’re getting kind of savage here……….don’t want to get too involved, but maybe lighten up on the rudeness

          • Bae Nijima

            Sometimes you have to be blunt with children for them to understand

          • UnburdenedLegume

            You’re like 12, lower your voice

          • Bae Nijima

            You’re the one throwing a tantrum because they read my post wrong boo

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I dont read things wrong. I expanded the subject to non-starters because i wanted to

          • Bae Nijima

            The whole post was about starters though? And then you commented on when Charmander evolved even though I already mentioned Charmander evolving before the equivalent time in Kanto?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Nah you were implying he didnt had any evolutions prior to Charmeleon. Try again

          • Bae Nijima

            Yes. Charmeleon was his first starter evolution. The OP was talking about Litten. Calm your titties Beyonce

          • False, Ash caught it as a Pidgeotto in episode 3 of Season 1 and evolved in what many could call the transition episode from Season 1 to 2

            And Caterpie shouldn’t count either because almost all Bug types are early evolutions

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Butterfree was released in episode 20 and never had any proper battles

          • It did fight Misty’s Staryu, Bulbasaur, the guy on the St.Ann’s Raticate

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I said ”proper battles”

          • Those all were proper (Well maybe not Bulbasaur)

            And Raticates match wasn’t finished, but still proper

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Ugh….now I have the urge to replay Black…..I don’t want to tho as I already have a bunch of games I need to beat that I haven’t already played before…….Pokemon has too much of a hold on me…..

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      If you have a lot of games to play then don’t, it’ll worth it 😛

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • Armaggedon16

      What is that

      • UnburdenedLegume

        My daddy who has yet to turn up in my bed

      • Daedardus

        XC2 character.

  • Can we admit for a second some of BW’s dumber moments

    -The fact going into a Bug gym that he boxed his Flying type
    -Brought only Palpitoad to Elesa and then got a Grass type to fight a Flying type
    -The fact he chose to use a Krokorok versus Swobat when *correct me if I’m wrong, had no dark moves on it
    -Never told us exactly why Cilan hated Purrloin

    Ash never caught Rufflet (This ones more a personal one, but it looks like it would fit his team)

    • Armaggedon16

      The anime takes liberties with type advantages Because the focus of the anime is to have cool looking battles, the anime isn’t an rpg. Literally when anyone complains about how ash is “dumb” Because he ignores type advantages i get the strongest urge to punch them.
      Also, as i recall bringing in palpitoad to fight elesa was done on purpose because it’s part Ground.
      As for the swoobat vs Krokorok, again anime takes liberties with type advantages, besides stuff like this has happened in every series.

      Bw is utter trash,but not because of the reasons you listed

      • Butter Geek

        But they mention type advantages many times in the anime. They should either delete type advantages as a concept, or make Ash follow them.

    • UnburdenedLegume

      BW was a (soft) reboot and they made Ash a dumb novice again. What pissed me off the most was Pikachu losing to a lv5 Snivy literally 2 months after he defeated a Latias.

      • I still believe in the reset theory where Pikachu resets its level each Gen. to make it fair

        • No. That’s dumb.

          The writers are just put in a bad spot because they refuse to change the protagonist of the anime so ash has to keep getting weaker to avoid a power creep

        • UnburdenedLegume

          But Pikachu didnt got that treatment in Kalos and Alola?

          • Armaggedon16

            Not in Kalos.

  • Kinda sucks my Scraggy has Timid but I forgot to check when I caught it so I’m just stuck with her since I’ve leveled her up so much. I suppose a boost in speed is good since her attack stat is still pretty crazy

  • Maple Seraphp

    I’m still salty over Blacepalon not being timid…I was so close…

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    When I was a kid I had a dream that down the street from me I found a field behind one of my neighbor’s houses. In its was a field of flowers. In that field I was able to catch starter Pokemon. In my head I was thinking that normally starters aren’t something you can find in the wild so this was incredibly rare. I believe no had this dream sometime after gen 2 and before gen 3 came out. I’ve always been fond of that dream despite it being a very simple one.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Pokemon/Digimon dreams are always a nice surprise
      I remember the most recent a Pokemon dream I had (kinda foggy), took place in the a cloudy area kinda and I was with the Advanced Protags. And we were walking through and we started getting chased by a Steelix. Steelix then started to attack Nosepasses and May was like “Oh no! It must be because the Nosepass use photosynthesis!!” Then the dream ended

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Love having Pokemon and anime dreams. They’re typically fun and adventurous.

    • I still remember my most bizarre dream ever
      I was a Nuzleaf inside a house, one of the kinds of houses in Pokémon MD Red Rescue Team. I was with Olaf from Frozen and Patrick Star and we were sort of having a cheesy cartoon like adventure in the house…

      I still question how my mind made that dream in the first place.

  • Butter Geek

    WELCOME TO JACKSLAND
    https://youtu.be/BCWKPT6sO1g

  • DS Pokemon games are the best in the franchise

    Fight me

    • TheNintendoChip

      Nah I agree. Including spin offs (@ PMD Explorers, Ranger, and Conquest)

    • Butter Geek

      That’s just your opinion

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Which are facts

    • Agreed tho?

      The Spin-off’s too. Heck the Nintendo DS deserves the title of second highest selling system in history
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_game_consoles

    • Maple Seraphp

      Soley because it has fifth gen which was god tier

      • It also has Platinum and HGSS, both solid entries as well as the best time for spinoffs

    • Daedardus

      At time of release or as of now?

    • Ultron

      This isn’t an opinion….objectively this is a FACT. I’m not even joking.

      • This is true judging how D/P topped sales over all except the Gen.1 and 2 main games Which you really can’t fight being as they were in their times thought as some of the greatest games in history.

        • nah

          • In sales I mean knowing the beginning of a series usually is the biggest and baddest seller of all. Mario and Wii games support this

          • sales isn’t indicative of the quality of a game though

          • But I was meaning you can’t really beat their sales. Of course quality of Gen.5 and 7 and basically every Gen. is better in quality then the first 2 games

    • Chaos

      The DS had 8 core series games in total, if I remember correctly

      Only the original DP were somewhat bad. Platinum was decent. HGSS were solid remakes and Gen 5 was amazing.

      So yeah I guess so.

      • Ultron

        We’ve had 8 3DS games as well I believe.
        -X&Y: Horrible. Worst in the series. Let’s pray this will always be true.
        -ORAS: Good. GF didn’t go above and beyond with them though, they almost don’t feel like remakes because of this
        -S/M: Good enough. I’ll admit a bit boring and the hand holding is somehow progressed to a point where it affects the quality of the game
        -USUM: Just bad and embarrassing. I know tons of dedicated pokemon players who didn’t even bother buying them.

        And then we had 6 Gameboy games and 5 Gameboy Advanced (I think? I’m not counting Green/Blue as separate games)

        • GB/GBC – Good for the time
          GBA – Great
          DS – Fantastic
          3DS – Good

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Watch 3ds ending up becoming ‘good for the time’ in a near future

          • Ultron

            I agree. You know you had a good 2 generations on the DS when Diamond and Pearl are considered the worst of them. They’re not bad. But that’s the thing with Platinum, it actually made improvements unlike USUM, which pretty much only changed how quickly you get the starters. Woop.

        • Green and Blue really shouldn’t be separate because they are the exact same game just with a different color name. So I agree with you there bud

          • Blue had certain bug fixes and graphical updates tbf

          • Ultron

            True, but it’s not really enough for me classify them as separate games

          • oh yeah, just pointing it out

      • Ultron

        And actually it was 9 games on the DS
        -D/P/Pt
        -HG/SS
        -B/W
        -B2/W2

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      They truly are, except DP, all DS Pokemon games were really good, even some spin offs too

  • Maple Seraphp

    I sincerely hope next gen synchronize is 100%

    • Chaos

      Or just let us change the natures. I mean we are literally able to modify every other aspect….expect the nature.

      • Ultron

        That and gender (which I would totally be fine with altering if they let us >.>)

        • I’m down for transgender pokemon

        • MenacingCascoon

          You might as well be able to change the pokemon lol

          • Ultron

            I mean, wynaut

          • hmm.. how about a stadium series that has a showdown styled team builder and focuses on competitive with the current battle system :3 :3 :3

          • Bae Nijima

            And actually let the main series develop

          • MenacingCascoon

            How about no.

          • Why

          • My friend actually mentioned an idea that I liked for a change in style

            What if we turned more into Conquest style in a way where they move as units and then once you make it to each other than a turn based system kicks in

            Makes those who want turn based to stay happy and its a nice change of pace for those who want more (I think Mario+Rabids kingdom battle uses this exact same kind of battle style as well)

          • nah lets just make another conquest

            cant believe they didn’t make more. that game is awesome

          • Chaos

            Meh … why not just implement PokeGen as a post game feature…

        • Chaos

          Considering gender has absolutely no impact whatsoever it doesn’t bother me at all.

          • Ultron

            It has a huge effect on breeding and can complicate things.

          • Chaos

            I mean it has no impact on competitive Pokemon. Of course it’s usefull for breeding.

            But a Pokemon doesn’t become useless if its Gender is ‘wrong’ as it would be if any other factors such as IVs, EVs and Nature are incorrect.

          • Ultron

            True, but I’m mainly only speaking from a breeding perspective 😛

          • MenacingCascoon

            Ok this is completely random, but I ALWAYS confuse you and Chaos. You both have steel type Pokemon Avi’s I just think you both are one person until you reply to each other. I cant tell you apart honestly.

          • Ultron

            Am I that indistinguishable? https://i.imgur.com/FtGtYZ7.gif

          • MenacingCascoon

            If it makes feel any better Im the most forgotten and disliked one here

          • Ultron

            You’re right, I do forget and dislike you /s

          • Bae Nijima

            Your name isn’t Prima or Luna sooo

  • I love Phlask so much, why is this thing so cute and cool at the same time? Its a shame its not in the sage Demo tho 🙁

    • Oh and what type best fits a Snowman, Ice/Fighting? Ice/Ghost? Ice/Psychic?

      • Butter Geek

        Ice/Ghost could be cool, but I think the best typing would be Ice/Rock with a Coal theme, Maybe evolving into Ice/Fire?…

      • Ultron

        Fairy or Ghost. Like maybe when someone builds one and leaves it out in the snow a ghost or fairy inhabits its body

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Depends if you want to add more motifs on the snowman, if it’s just a snowman then pure ice imo

    • Butter Geek

      Ikr, it should be avaible in the demo

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Then the demo works fantastically because it makes the player desire something that’s only available in the full game

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    So I’ve finally made it to Johto in the anime in my (master) quest to watch the series over again. I’m debating putting myself through the BW anime, but we shall cross that terribly built bridge when we get to it. For now I’m going to enjoy my trek down memory lane. I’m even watching the movies at the points in time where they should be watched in the series. There isn’t an exact time for them technically, but I’ve found a page on Dogasu’s Backpack where he puts them in the timeline as best as possible.

    • Ultron

      I’m slowly doing the same thing (also in Johto) and I will be skipping BW

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        It’s one of those things were I actually really love Unova and all its Pokemon, but the anime f*cked it up so bad that idk if I can take it……I loved Cilan, but Iris is SOOOOOOOOOO awful…………

        • Ultron

          Iris is the worst ever

          • and it sucks too because i actually like her and her design. The BW anime just ruins everything

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            I really liked her in the game. Her design is decent and she’s got a lot of potential, but like you said……….her anime counterpart…………..Blech…….

          • Ultron

            Oh yeah her design is great. Idk what happened

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Yuuuuuup

        • Iris = Worst Companion ever (Her Team except Emolga was her redeeming factor)

  • Shout out to Slim Shady the Scraggy for being the best pokemon on my team. Its so freaking good

    • I believe everything from that area is just great
      Scraggy are terrific, Sandile evolves to become awesome, Darumaka is Godly and if adding Sequels Chinchino and Trubbish are too!

  • Ya know what I enjoyed from Sun and Moon? The side quests where people would ask you to catch a pokemon and bring it to them. It’s a small thing but it really encourages catching more pokemon in a game where it can be really easy to just catch your 6 team members and nothing else

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I enjoyed doing the quests where you just needed to show them the dex entry…….and since I have a living dex and transferred them over asap I’ basically just talk to them and they’d give me the stuff right away hahaha

    • Chaos

      I wish quests involved more battling instead if just catching Pokemon.
      I mean have NPCs ask us to clear out areas, with LVL limits so we couldn’t breeze through them with our main team forcing us to use alternative Pokemon…

    • Bae Nijima

      I want a wide variety of side quests, like item gathering, thieving from a specific foe, doing side activities, etc

      • Side quests that actually tell stories would be cool too.

        • Bae Nijima

          USUM has some cool word building side quests but they miss out on the opportunity to have quest storyline and stuff which is kinda sad

      • Like the Yancy quest would be great, they just needed to make it not dumb

  • Butter Geek

    Sage could be a real awesome fan game if it had some more areas, or made some pokemon evolve at a higher level

    • its a demo

      • Butter Geek

        Yeah, but if it will add more areas with higher level pokemon, some of the pokemon will be like Jangmo-o in Sun/Moon

    • No absolutely not!!! Half of the beginning of the game evolves at level 30 or mid to high 20’s!!

      A reason why I kicked Pengliff to the curb because it did absolutely nothing, but stall and then for its opponent to heal and it still had a long way till evolution

      • Your name reminds me of that stupid line Vegeta says to Goku in the Ocean Dub of Z: “Your father was a brilliant scientist!”

  • One small problem I have with Black and White’s world design and now that I think about it, alot of regions have this problem, they make the place where you revive fossils way before you can actually get the fossil making you either have to backtrack or wait for fly

  • Oh and can I point out that Cottonee gets Giga Drain AT LEVEL 26?

    THATS AMAZING. COMBINE THAT WITH THE BIG ROOT AND YOU’RE GOONA F*CK EVERYONE UP

  • Favorite bike theme? Black and White’s has always been my favorite. Those handclaps tho

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Oh heck definitely DP, one of my fav `pieces of the whole game

      I wish bicycles were back tho…

    • Ultron

      Really I love them all, but probably D/P because I’m a Sinnoh Whore and also it’s just so different from the others

      • Sinnoh Slut*

        Alliterations are awesome

  • Oh boy, Pop Team Epic premieres tomorrow. It’s gonna be hilarious

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Why is the bird’s name so perfect tho

  • I got RE4 HD on PS4. It was kind of unnecessary since I have the original on GameCube, but idc

    • Congrats on finding a wild Shiny!

      • IS IT GOOD IN GAME? SHOULD I USE IT ON MY TEAM?

        • Maple Seraphp

          I mean it sucks but feel free too

          • regwgwegWGWH4H

            I probably wont, Galvantula will be better but holy sh*t dude

            (kinda mad it wasnt a cottonee but hey)

    • Chaos

      Solid EXP gains for fainting it

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Eh, just put in bank. Doubt it’ll be useful in a run

      • Still really excited! This is my first shiny I’ve gotten in gen 5

    • Maple Seraphp

      Check nature, may be nice for mega evolves in teh future

      • I will when I finish level grinding

        • Maple Seraphp

          Hmm

  • Maple Seraphp

    @TheLastKurusu:disqus Nice choice fora profile pic! That boi is great

    • Thanks I love how it sprays anything with gas just to watch and see what happens *Trainer melts and it dashes away

  • Maple Seraphp

    Oh yeah Im playing through gen 5 too with star
    So yeh
    I’ll show y’all my team soon

    • I started then forgot to bring my Ds to my Grandma’s this morning 🙁
      All I got is Levi the Snivy

    • Bae Nijima

      I would ask to join in but I’m not playing Pokémon for the year

      • oh but this is a good Pokémon game

        • Bae Nijima

          I’m just sick of the game play tbh, i feel like if I play anymore I’ll be turned off Gen 8

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      People playing BW makes me happy :3

  • Maple Seraphp
    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Ugh……my one regret about getting UM is that I’ll never have a shiny Blacephalon. I have a shiny Stakataka, but it’s not nearly as cool as Blacephalon…….*sigh*….oh well….

      • Maple Seraphp

        🙁

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          I know………I…..know………… :/

  • Hmmm… should I keep growth or teach Charm to Cottonee?

  • Maple Seraphp
    • You mean Elesa?

      • Maple Seraphp

        Mistakeu

      • Maple Seraphp

        Honestly I’m not ready for Eliza either, she literally misses everything

        • lol

          • Maple Seraphp

            She’s my only hope against the zeb

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Already that far? How long have you been playing?

      Also nice for having a Sigilyph in the team :O

      • Maple Seraphp

        2 days basically
        And thanks! After using one in comp I got oddly attached to it and felt compelled to use one

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yay a Dwebble

      • Maple Seraphp

        I honestly thought it would be shitty but it’s carrying its weight really well

        • EarthenWarrior

          Moves?

          • Maple Seraphp

            Rock slide, bug bite, Rock Polish, faint attack

  • Maple Seraphp

    Eliza is complete and utter trash

  • Maple Seraphp

    Eliza cost me the battle and the team got wiped
    What a shock

    • Shocking

    • EarthenWarrior

      Isn’t it Elisa

      • Maple Seraphp

        I mean my Yamask fucked it all up

        • EarthenWarrior

          Ooooooooooooh ok know I understand

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Is Yamask really THAT bad?

      • Maple Seraphp

        It’s not that it’s bad, it’s that 99% of its will o wisps it misses

        And that it low rolled the zebstrika and it lived on one before sweeping my entire team

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Hmmmmm maybe stop trying to rely on Will o Wisps so much?

    • You may wanna swap it out for another certain ghost you find in a certain tower

      • Maple Seraphp

        I already used that ghost tho, even if it’s like my third favorite mon from the gen

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Love that ghost type so much. Only regret is how late it is in the game and how quickly you end up evolving it. Had to really push myself not to use a Dusk stone right away so I could enjoy all the stages

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Don’t worry, once it evolves it’ll surely become better

      • Maple Seraphp

        I hope..

  • Holy s**t, it’s been over a year since I joined

  • Maple Seraphp

    I’m more likely to find a shiny before Eliza does anything remotely useful

    • I just did

      • Maple Seraphp

        Inb4 I do

    • My suggestion
      Level it up twice and give it curse
      Curse (Inflicts 1/4 damage each turn to opponent)
      Ominous Wind
      Willo-Wisp
      Disable

      • Maple Seraphp

        It needs hex to do any damage

  • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

    from 0

    • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

      to 100

  • Maple Seraphp

    FINALLY IT DID SOMETHING USEFUL

  • Maple Seraphp

    I beat Elesa… yay

    • Bae Nijima

      Keep the comments to one chain pls 👀

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        #Fairyformod2018

        • Bae Nijima

          Your banned if you mention Inci in anything but a neutral way and if you can avoid bans by sending me reaction gifs

          #votefairy2018

          • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH
          • Bae Nijima

            Shantay you stay

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Can’t talk bad about Inci? What is this a furry chat?

          • Bae Nijima

            I’d also petition for discord to autoban anyone who says furry on my Christian forums

          • Maple Seraphp

            Do we have a national food?

          • Bae Nijima

            The national food are Fairy cakes and our national drink are Reviewer tears

          • Maple Seraphp

            Welp

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Ok that’s furrist 👀

    • MenacingCascoon

      Hey, you dont have to update us every second, or at least keep it in chain.

    • Maple Seraphp
      • What a beauty

        • Maple Seraphp

          A B E A U T

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Still dresses better than me

        • Maple Seraphp

          I mean siggy is beautiful

  • Yay after looking over all my Pokémon created so far I am exactly 50% the way to completing my full Pokedex. With 105 exactly, and in type ratio’s (of what’s here so far) it consists of
    Normal- 12%
    Grass- 8%
    Fire- 6%
    Water- 13%
    Poison- 5%
    Rock- 8%
    Ground- 7%
    Fighting- 6%
    Flying- 7%
    Electric- 3%
    Bug- 15%
    Psychic- 9%
    Ghost- 5%
    Ice- 14%
    Dragon- 4%
    Steel-7%
    Dark- 3%
    Fairy- 2%
    Undetermined- 9%

    Pls. someone comment I have spent literally an hour calculating these %’s

    • Gosh Damn it I forgot my Bear Pokémon which has 5 Pokémon as its a split evo that evolves twice and my Cloud Pokémon which evolves into 3 different things so make that 114 Pokémon

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It’s pretty balanced so far, the problem is that it doesn’t seem to have many fairy type pkms

    • Maple Seraphp

      You need another ghost

      • I know the ones like Bug, Water and Ice I am 100% done with while Normal may get a few more and every other type will get a lot more for them

        • Maple Seraphp

          Hmm

    • Bae Nijima

      Lol the normal and Water stats seem on par with GF

    • MenacingCascoon

      Need more Electric and Fairy and Dark

      • I know I think I counted and Fairy has like 3 so far sadly

        Oh and Psychic will definitely stop being frequent

    • I wonder how on Earth my Bugs got so out of control?

      • Maple Seraphp

        You mean how they went so right?

        • I have quite a few and they all seem good so far

          -Peacock Spider Regional Bug (Bug/Psychic) (3)
          -Wyrm Pokémon (Bug/Dragon) (3)
          -Plankton Pokémon (Just stays Bug) (2)
          -Circus Beetle (Bug/Fairy) (3)
          -Peppered Moth (Bug/Fire) (2)
          -Lunar Moth (Bug/Ice) (2)
          -Orchid Bee (Bug/Grass) (2)

  • EarthenWarrior

    So what have you turd lords (and ladies) been up to I’ve been doing NOTHING all day due to being snowed in

    • OHOHOHOHO GOVNAH

      Laughing at ur misery

    • Bae Nijima

      Waiting for RWBY episode 12 tomorrow whilst also failing at every vidya ever

      • Bae Nijima

        Ooh also looking at my Fakémon for the lola, I know I’m not as serious about it as anywhere else here but it’s fun sometimes

    • Watching Netflix and playing Pokémon Black.

      Goona get enough BP for a wide lens for Scraggy then I’m goona draw for a bit

    • Been playing more Kamen Rider Climax Fighters, a bit of Windjammers, and now I’m playing RE4 HD on PS4

    • MenacingCascoon

      -Finished crying over Battle Tree Failure
      – Finished smashing and crying over losing a bunch
      – Now Shiny Hunting Tornadus debating if I want to get in one shiny or SRing until I get shiny and good nature

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Binge watching Lazy Masquerade videos when I should be playing SS -_-

      • Bae Nijima

        Lazy is best horror reader 👌

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Ikr, rediscovering his channel was the best thing I did today

    • Deerlia

      That’s true, a ground type like you hates the cold…
      All i need to do is change to my winter coat and i feel fine~
      See ya!

      • EarthenWarrior

        Actually I’m extremely resilient to the cold, so many mornings I left my window open in blistering cold and woke up with my face frozen (including my eyeballs cool to the touch)

        But yeah my Ground types don’t fend well in icy environments except Mamoswine

  • Deerlia

    I mentioned you deers as my favorite site to visit on a youtube chat full of gamer music lovers, so i’d like to offer the same to them and mention this great video game music as a radio style stream:
    https://www.youtube.com/Dystifyzer/live
    If anyone is interested in joining my other favorite community of game music lovers, please follow the link for me, thankies~

    • Deerlia

      Note that the link itself might not play on the site, you’d have to go there.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      *Final Fantasy music plays*

      Immense approval

  • Maple Seraphp

    A normie joke, I’m about to reference a rapper

  • Seraph please

    • Maple Seraphp

      Strarstrom

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Seraph please

    • Maple Seraphp

      Kuppo thank you

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Yw, I would do anything for you 😉

        • Maple Seraphp

          O h?

  • Maple Seraphp

    Shoutout to https://shinytrack.night.coffee/#/shiny/track for being incredible and helping me with my shiny hunts

  • Would Fairy type go well for a Circus Beetle?

    • Bae Nijima

      I’d say either base type on concept, or if you’re looking for a specific type search around for a fitting concept

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

      Well yes if you make it circus themed or something whimsical or fantastic or something like that, but if it’s just a beetle then no.

  • EarthenWarrior

    So I need suggestions for my next SOSs
    Hawlucha is off the table
    -Phantump
    -Druddigon
    -Golett (really hard since it’s an alt SOS)
    -maybe Bruxish

    • Maple Seraphp

      I like to think of myself as a relatively nice person
      So as a good friend, I’ll tell you
      DO NOT DO GOLURK
      THAT SHITT IS PAINFUL

      • EarthenWarrior

        I know but I want a Shiny Golurk so badly
        Out of all shinies I give a poop about

        Sandslash K
        Heatmor
        Haxorus
        Golisopod
        Golurk

        • Maple Seraphp

          I’d say breed the last two

          • EarthenWarrior

            Truu but Earthen doesn’t like MM I’ve NEVER gotten the shiny charm and I’ve never hatched a Shiny I intended to find

            The only two I’ve ever hatched was Shiny Chespin and Skarmory

    • Bae Nijima

      Bruxish would’ve been better for winter tbh :p

      I’d say just Masuda the hard to sos ones

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Phantump

  • Maple Seraphp

    Describe your current day utilizing slang from the 40’s or earlier

    In my case, I’m the bees knees

    • Deerlia

      I’m the cat’s meow~

    • MenacingCascoon

      Seraph does not shut up.

      • Maple Seraphp

        What a polite and caring comment. Have you thought of spreading your joy elsewhere?

    • Let’s go join the war!

      • Maple Seraphp

        Okay you know what I’ll give that one to you

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Hurls a brick*

      • Maple Seraphp

        *instead of killing me it makes a slapstick sort of noise followed by a laugh track*

        • EarthenWarrior

          On screen
          Off screen paramedics are rushing you to the hospital to tend to your gushing skull fracture and prominent concussion

          • Maple Seraphp

            It’s a cartoon ya mook

      • Bae Nijima

        Earthen serving stonewall realness

        • EarthenWarrior

          Hurling a brick is universal code for “I hate you”

    • badda bing badda boom

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Unbelieveable!

      This is not butter!

    • The Dazzling Rad Scientist

      Is there 40’s slang for gay man? Cause that

    • The bees knees indeed

  • EarthenWarrior

    Posting just because
    https://youtu.be/AXxBhOc7jEA

    • Maple Seraphp

      HOLY SHIIT HE DEAD

  • MenacingCascoon

    So of all your beginnng teams of each region, what type have not used yet? Why not? Do you regret it? Do you plan on using it in in the future?
    If you used it all what took you the longest to use?
    I didnt use a Bug type until Vikavolt. I do regret it because gen 5 had amazing bug types and I totally missed out then, but oh well. Vikavolt is awesme. I also didnt use a ghost type until gourgeist even though I should have used Aegislash.
    (Also who wants to play me in Smash Bros??? Dont be a coward!1)

    • EarthenWarrior

      -Fairy (technically Psychic too)
      -I don’t need a explanation
      -Not one bit
      -never
      -The longest was Ghost and Psychic the first Ghost I’ve ever used was Golett and for Psychic I’ve only used Spoink in Roma)

    • Dang dude I don’t wanna think through all that. I think I’ll be using my first dragon this playthrough? Though I think I used Dragonite in white 2? Not sure

      (I don’t wanna play smash because I don’t wanna turn on my Wii U)

    • Maple Seraphp

      the fact you waited so long for bug and ghost hurts me
      I….. know a type I didn’t use for a while was rock and I used an Armaldo. It was cool

      I don’t think I’ve actually run a fairy ingame before…
      I’ll probably use comfey first

    • Bae Nijima

      I can’t really fully remember any of my teams past like ORAS so like… I vary my types a lot because I really enjoy varying my team each time but if I’m thinking of my two ‘first’ teams in each region, I used

      Blaziken/Roserade/Gyarados/Glalie/Aggron/Salamence

      And for Sun I used

      Primarina/Salazzle/Lurantis/AloChu/Ribombee/Lycanroc

      So haven’t used Ground, Fighting, or Dark in any first teams yet but I don’t feel like I’m missing much because I enjoy them so much. I do tend to prioritise having a Fairy, a Grass, and a Poison tho.

      Throwing in my first (and only) Ultra Sun team of Incineroar/Meganium/Kingdra/Lycanroc/Florges/something else I don’t remember rn so I probably still haven’t used Fighting or Ground

      Including all my teams tho I’ve used every type but I’m low on Dragon. I’ve done monotypes for Dark (White), Normal and Poison (White 2), as well as Water (ORAS).

      • Bae Nijima

        Ooh haven’t used Ghost either then, just realised that mistake lol

        • Maple Seraphp

          ;~;

      • EarthenWarrior

        >:C

        • Bae Nijima

          Sorry my dude you know I like sleek, elegant, or cute (or anything that’s a Poison type lol) and Fighting and Ground don’t usually play to those

          I’ve used a ton of them in subsequent runs tho (Faye the Excadrill was one of my best ever)

    • Chaos

      I…dont think I’ve ever used a Bug Type in-game. Not even Heracross or Scizor…

    • Maple Seraphp

      Oh wait beginning teams only?

      Rock, fairy, normal here… never first ran with one of these
      I have a feeling fairy might be used soon for me though

    • Hmm Water type… JK I always use a Water type

      But I’ve never used a Poison Type on my main team I believe if never beating a game, but starting games with Bulbasaur counts then I’ve used every type (But least used is Dragon with only Turtonator)

      I sorta regret not using Poison types knowing I like quite a few (Oh or to face my brother so he could be rivaled in X v.s. my AS I used Muk)

  • Sunniera 2.0

    Not sure if anyone is into the Devilman series but they have finally released Devilman Crybaby on Netflix. I hope that this is going to be the good anime adaption of the manga that has been sitting around for a couple decades but we will see. I will probably watch all of it over this weekend if I have time. If anyone is interested in the series but is hesitant to devoting 4-5 hours of their time then just reply to this post.

  • Bae Nijima

    What’s your first team from each region that you remember? I’m just gonna use the first banked team I used from each reason bc then I can actually give a first team

    If you’re lazy like me and can’t be bothered just say three regions (like the latest three, first three, or your first, fave, and least fave).

    Following from that, which of these is your favorite?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Nrrrrrrrrr everything from 1-4 is a blur and was during the time I just replaced Pokémon on the go (now I level from the ground up)

      5: Emboar, Excadrill, Sawk, Leavanny, Eelektross, Golurk

      6: Chesnaught, Diggersby, Pangoro, Tyrantrum, Barbaracle, Avalugg

      7: Incineroar, LycanrocM, Crabomniable, Mudsdale, Golisopod, Kommo-o

      Really hard between 5-6

      • Bae Nijima

        Besides Sawk and Barbaracle good teams for those two Gens

    • Kanto – Blastoise, Vileplume, Ninetails, Articuno, Jolteon, Marowak
      Johto – Feraligatr, Onix, Snorlax, Graveler, Lugia, Pidgeot (i’m not sure was like 8)
      Hoenn – Gardevoir, Sceptile, Walrein, Skarmory, Lopunny, Absol
      Sinnoh – no clue my dude
      Unova – no clue my dude
      Kalos – Delphox, Vivilion, Noivern, Sylveon, Blastoise, Froslass
      Alola – Primarina, Alolan Raichu, Salazzle, Tsareena, Mimikyu, Lycanrock

      • Bae Nijima

        So which was your fave?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Lol I play a Pkm game every 5 months or so and never payed attention to my team in the past so I barely remember the teams:

      White – Serperior, Klinklan, Druddigon – Fave is Drudie

      Platinum – Empoleon, Lucario, Crobat, Magnezone, Shaymin, Staraptor – Fave is Luca and Crobie

      Soul – Feraligatr, Magneton, Lugia, Lucario – Lugie was ma fave

      Omega Ruby – Sceptile, Sableye, Magnezone (maybe), Gardevoir – Sableye definitely

      Moon – Decidueye, Lycanroc, Kommo-o, Magnezone, Riobombee, Wishiwashi – Deci

      I don’t have a magnet fetish I swear

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Platinum is my favourite and I forgot to include Shaymin

    • Maple Seraphp

      I barely remember any full ones
      I know

      Moon- Deci, Pallo, Araq, Salazzle, Kommo-o, Togedemaru
      UM- Deci, Araq, Ampharos, Flygon, Glaceon, Hawlucha

      • Maple Seraphp

        UM is my fave

        • Bae Nijima

          But UM and M aren’t different regions 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            But they’re different enough due to the vast changes and improvements UM had over M soooo

          • Maple Seraphp

            Totally

          • Maple Seraphp

            Well I would have only posted one team otherwise

    • Gen.1
      Pikachu
      Butterfree
      Charizard
      Victreebel
      Seadra
      Clefairy
      (I never beat the game however)

      Gen.2 (First Memorable of Johto at least)
      Typhlosion
      Ampharos
      Ambipom
      Lapras
      Staravia (Traded Egg)
      Heracross
      (Never beat it either)

      Gen.3
      Sceptile
      Raichu
      Dodrio
      Heracross
      Walrein
      Aggron

      Gen.4
      Torterra
      Poliwrath
      Honchkrow
      Gengar
      Weavile
      I don’t remember my 6th

      Gen.5
      Samurott
      Lucario
      Magnezone
      Reuniclus
      Banette
      Can’t remember the 4th, but I did have Latias for a Time

      Gen.6
      Chesnaught
      Vivillon
      Blastoise
      Sylveon
      Lucario
      Noivern

      Gen.7
      Primarina
      Beware
      Togedemaru
      Turtonator
      Reuniclus
      Technically Castform from ORAS

      If you didn’t know, I really like Heracross and Reuniclus

    • Armaggedon16

      I don’t remember kanto and johto, the last time i played either of them was more than 6 years ago..

      Hoenn:-

      Sceptile
      Swellow
      Salamence
      Sharpedo
      Gardevoir
      Dunt Remember

      Sinnoh:-
      Infernape
      Staraptor
      Luxray
      Floatzel
      Dun Remember
      Dun Remember

      Unova:-
      Samurott
      Bisharp
      Krokorok
      Zoroark
      Zebstrika
      Elektross

      Kalos:-
      Greninja
      Talonflame
      Blaziken
      Blastoise
      Pangaro
      Aegislash

      Alola:-
      Incineroar
      Toucannon
      Lycanroc
      Lurantis
      Golisopod
      Don’t remember

    • Bae Nijima

      Red-Charizard/Gyarados/Vileplume/Clefable/Jolteon/Snorlax (Ace: Clefable)

      SoulSilver-Meganium/Fearow/Slowking/Umbreon/Scizor/Dragonite (Ace: Slowking)

      AlphaSapphire*-Blaziken/Gyarados/Roserade/Glalie/Salamence/Aggron (Ace: Roserade)

      Platinum-Empoleon/Cherrim/Houndoom/Togekiss/Gardevoir/Magnezone (Ace: Togekiss)

      White 2**-Samurott/Leavanny/Flareon/Aggron/Elektross/Altaria (Ace: Aggron)

      X-Chesnaught/Charizard/Talonflame/Aurorus/Florges/Noivern (Ace: (Mega) Charizard (Y))

      Sun*-Primarina/Lurantis/Salazzle/AloRaichu/Ribombee/Lycanday (Ace: Salazzle)

      Judge me

      Favourite of these was probably that Alpha Sapphire or White 2 Challenge mode team tbh. Loved both

      * First playthrough of that game
      ** First playthrough of that game’s challenge mode

    • Gamer Dragon07

      Red- ( first time ) Charizard, Pidgeot, Raichu, Wigglytuff, Clefable, Lapras
      ( second time, I kinda used most of the same pokemon ) Blastoise, Pidgeot, Raichu, Wigglytuff, Arbok, Nidoking

      Silver- ( first time, I don’t remember half of my team ) Feraligatr, Togetic, Lugia
      ( Soul Silver, ) Feraligatr, Ampharos, Lugia, Nintales, Dragonite, Tyranitar
      ( VC Silver ) Feraligatr, Ampharos, Umbreon, Venomoth, Lugia, Dragonite

      Sapphire- ( first time ) Blaziken, Mightyena Gardevoir, Swellow, Salamence, Kyogre
      ( Alpha Sapphire ) Blaziken, Mightyena, Gardevoir, Manectric, Seviper, Ludicolo

      Diamond- Empoleon, Luxray, Staraptor, Roserade, Dialga, Rapidash
      Platinum- Empoleon, Luxray, Staraptor, Roserade, Giratina, Gallade

      Black- Serperior, Scrafty, Krookodile, Jellicent ( female ), Darmanitan, Sigilyph
      Black2- Serperior, Lucario, Arcanine, Galvantula, Swanna, Krookodile

      Y- Delphox, Tyrantrum, Venusaur, Heliolisk, Sylveon, Hawlucha

      Moon- Incineroar, Salazzle, Alolan Ninetales, Drampa, Kommo-o, Pa’u style Oricorio
      Ultra Moon- Incineroar, Noivern, Dusk Lycanroc, Mimikyu, Swampert, Naganadel

      It’s hard to narrow it down, I liked everyone on my team

  • Maple Seraphp
  • WTF THE SUBWAY BOSSES USE THE CHAMPION THEME

    LOL WAT

  • Bae Nijima

    Three separate, yet simple, questions.

    1) What type do you usually go for when it comes to starters?
    2) Do you actively try to incorporate the Grass/Fire/Water triangle into teams using a starter?
    3) How much of the Eeevees have you used in a team?

    • Bae Nijima

      1) Fire, even if I’m not a big fan of the line. I broke my streak in Sun and got cursed with the worst Popplio possible. So back onto the fire streak.
      2) Not actively but I think it might be subconscious. It just tends to happen because of how good the synergy is in game.
      3) All eight of them. Sue me. They’re all great and I love them all. Now just give me a Poison type one, or finish it with a Dragon Eevee and then make a physical type counterpart to Eevee.

      • Maple Seraphp

        Even Flareon?

        • Bae Nijima

          I love Flareon don’t make me btfo you

          • Maple Seraphp

            hmmm

          • Bae Nijima

            It suffers from a poor movepool and the fact GameFreak hates physical fire types

            But it has decent stats and the ability has easily abused ingame where the AI’s prediction is abysmal. Use Leavanny as bait. Switch in Flareon. Sweep with… uh…. fire fang

          • Maple Seraphp

            That’s why I questioned it, the movepool

          • Bae Nijima

            I really don’t care about viability in my teams. It’s just in game and if i like it i like it

          • Maple Seraphp

            True
            Imeanturtonatorismakingmereconsidereverythingit’sactuallyterribleingame

          • Bae Nijima

            Turt is an example of shallow movepool =/= bad because it just doesn’t have the stats to pull anything off. It either needs a bigger moveset or better stats.

            In-game Araq for example has a shallow moveset for a water type but it works because it has what it needs to use said shallow moveset

          • Maple Seraphp

            True, it’s just that Turtonator is making me question the phrase “No pokemon is bad ingame”

          • Bae Nijima

            Wait, i meant Turt is shallow = bad in game. It was one of my least favourites because it only really helped for stalling physical things and things weak to fire.

            Whereas Araq in game is ‘shallow, but it works’

          • Maple Seraphp

            I got you
            I’m being dead serious when I say Turtonator might have just been the worst thing I’ve used ingame. Literally Magcargo was better

          • Bae Nijima

            dont you dare compare magcargo to that thing

            Maggie stalled Lance and won my worst HGSS ever

          • Maple Seraphp

            Ayyy
            Like I’m literally struggling to think of a worse mon than turt. Gumshoos was better too

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          False prophet is best prophet

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      1) Design mostly, I just pick what I think looks better, sometimes I pick some that I haven’t picked yet

      2) Nope, when it happens is usually coincidental

      3) Actually none

    • Maple Seraphp

      1. I WANT to go for water starters, considering its my third favorite type, I’ve gone for grass a lot. Bulbasaur, Chespin, and Rowlet to be specific. Its tied with water, meaning I’ve chosen fire a total of once
      2. Actively no, my teams do focus on balance and beating types but I also wanna ensure it uses mons I like
      3. A total of one: Glaceon. I plan on using Sylveon soon

    • 1) Water, almost always the Water starter appeals most to me, but I’ve gone for Chespin, Turtwig and Charmander over the Water types (Granted I still use Squirtle and Piplup alot)

      2) Meh sometimes

      3) I used Sylveon and Espeon, that’s about it

    • MenacingCascoon

      1. Depends on my order in the group and design. (I have choose 3 grass 2 fire 2 water)
      2. No, no need to limit self
      3. Flareon, Umbreon, Espeon, Jolteon, Vaporeon.

    • Butter Geek

      1) I always choose based on the designs, sometimes also typings
      2) Not really, tho I am satisfied if I have the triangle
      3) Uhhhh… Sylveon… And I think that’s it. I really wanna use a Jolteon tho.

    • 1. I just go with whatever I think looks coolest
      2.No
      3.I used Sylveon in Y, I think it’s cool

    • Monkeyfuzz

      1. Until Gen 4 I loved Fire starters the most, even though my favourite from Gen 1 is Grass.
      2. I try if I can, but I don’t strictly enforce it, I prefer a more balanced team even if the means foregoing the G/F/W core.
      3. I’ve used Jolteon, Leafeon and Sylveon in main games, and Umbreon and Espeon in Colosseum so most.

    • Gamer Dragon07

      1. I alternate between fire and water ( snivy being the only exception I picked a grass type starter )
      2. I try to incorporate the triangle when I can, sometimes it doesn’t work out depending if I already planned out my team before I start playing
      3. I have used Umbreon in VC Silver version and used Sylveon in Y version

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Alright I’m joining in on the fun of replaying Black. Will prolly dump my starter as I’ve already used all three, but should be fun to try and use Pokemon from the rather larges dex I never have before.

  • MenacingCascoon
    • Maple Seraphp

      I like a fair amount of these teams

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The Hoenn team is perfect tho

      • MenacingCascoon

        Except Hariyama is the only Surf mon. Which is bad for Hoenn

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I also used to have a Hariyama as surf Pkm only. And yes it’s bad cuz there are like 3 water related HMs wth

    • why ya calling me

      • MenacingCascoon

        Sorry wrong person. Get you two mixed up. @Bae@detoxic:disqus

    • Bae Nijima

      That Sinnoh tho

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    think I might make my starter a Pansear. I know Simisear it the most hated Pokemon in the world……But I actually really like it a lot

    • Bae Nijima

      For the 20th anniversary i decided to bank a team with every starter and I included every Simi

      They’re decent fun to use but i exhausted myself in the process lol

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Idk why people hate it so much. I’m actually surprised I never ended up using one in my first playthorugh. Iirc it was something to do with it’s moveset, but now that I look at it it’s not that terrible. Just takes a little easing into.

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Shout out to the Pokemon from gen 5 people should really be hating on https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1fb5b62ff53d010a21814e469c7a69795a184637f74e5834efe2ec8a8de105b8.png

    • Ugly
      bad HM slave
      Terrible in battle unless NPC’s are using it

      It’s just the worst

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Also it’s just an UGLY ass design…….I have no idea what they were thinking with this one……Patrat is fine……I guess, but Watchog in an abomination

    • Butter Geek

      Should be Normal/Electric

      • EarthenWarrior

        …..why it has absolutely zero connection to its type

        • Butter Geek

          It’s based on Lights. Most Lights in Cities are Electric.

          • It’s based on a crossing guard tho

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Actually it’s based on Luminescent clothing which has nothing to do with Electricity.

      • no it shouldnt

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Let me guess

        Because it’s yellow

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        It wasn’t the typing necessarily. It’s just not a good looking Pokemon

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It really annoys me that this is the Meerkat Pokemon we get. I love Meerkats and wanted a Meerkat Pokemon for a long time. The fact it isn’t even Ground Type makes it even worse.

    • I think it’s fine

    • Josh Omega

      I look at it and I see Walter from Jeff Dunham lol

  • Bae Nijima

    Last question of the night, so maybe a more thoughtful one for banter. So a ‘if Pokemon were real’ one.

    1) Pick your dream team of six.
    2) With your house as it is, how well would they live there? Would you have to remove any of your team or keep them in their ball most of the time? (This includes family who’d have their own six Pokemon, but don’t think about what they’d have just consider the fact)
    3) What changes would you make to your house to keep all your mons happy?

    • Ok if it was real life…

      2 Meowstics (m/f)
      1 Alolan Vulpix
      1 Sylveon
      1 Houndoom
      1 Furret
      i mean maybe vulpix would need a room to itself where its cold

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      1) Chandelure, Gallade, Galvantula, Gliscor, Porygon-Z, Weavile

      2) Lol not very well, this is six Pkms after all, and we don’t even have enough space. So I’d have to keep them in balls and get outside sometimes to release them. I wouldn’t mind removing one or two tbh

      3) How do I even do that without changing the entire apartment, better to move to another house

    • Bae Nijima

      1) Irl Dream Team: Kantonian Ninetales/Primarina/Sawsbuck/Vivillon/Stoutland (based on animals around my area with a bit of leeway)
      2) Meh-ish size house for Scotland so if they stay in their lane the only real issue would be the stairs and getting water for Primarina.
      3) It’d probably be a bit bigger if Pokemon were real anyway because everyone would need more space (and I’d imagine there’d be less humans competing for space) so besides getting like IDK a pool for Prima there’s little issue.

    • 1.Lucario
      Sceptile
      Dusk/Midday Lycanroc
      Infernape
      I can’t think of 2 others
      2.They could probably live fine in a somewhat small house
      3.Idk

    • EarthenWarrior

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37bd556a6b8762740b937211929d00101abedc86903345e96c5e9d3f721cbcd0.png
      oh hell naw my house could never support these titans
      i’d rather go evict somebody with a mansion big enough to support my team

      • Bae Nijima

        Well I mean

        Most of your team have around the hight of an average human or smaller

        • Bae Nijima

          Actually nvm, half your team are manlets and the other half are tall

        • EarthenWarrior

          Uhhhhhhh
          Rhy 7’10” (my Rhyperior Trainersona-wise is slightly bigger at maybe 8’2″
          Emboar 5’03” (it pains me that i’m taller than Emboar)
          Hera 4’11” (and 5’7″)
          Pan 6’11”
          Goli 6’07”
          Aero 5’11” (and 6’11 Mega’d)

          Deez are big bois

          • Bae Nijima

            Aero wouldn’t of been in a house regardless of size due to wingspan and besides doors the only one that would really inconvenience you is Rhyperior with how tall it is, maybe Goliso for not being able to squeeze through thanks to its appendages. Goro should be fine traversing the house if it isn’t knocking stuff of the walls by accident.

            And your megas probably wouldn’t be in your house :p

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’d probably need a gigantic tank for Golisopod to stay hydrated
            a large sandy pit for Rhyperior to wallow in
            Pagoro need foresty piles of leaves to be comfortable
            i’d