A new Nintendo Direct online presentation has been announced for Wednesday, September 13 and will focus on upcoming games for the Switch and 3DS consoles. It will last approximately 45 minutes and contain new information about the upcoming game Mario Odyssey among others. It will air at 3PM Pacific Time but you can easily convert this to find out what time you’ll need to tune in elsewhere.

Hopefully Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon will get at least a small new trailer.

Are there any other upcoming titles you’re looking forward to hearing more about?

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  • Phantom Govnah

    Yea boi lets get it

  • Daedardus

    Who’s excited for yet another teaser trailer for USUM that features no useful information whatsoever?!

    • I know I am

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I feel like there’s not much to market in the game anyways

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I feel like there’s not much to market in the game anyways

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Oh I’m hoping to see Xeno Release date, and maybe more information on project Octopath? We barely know anything about the game.

    I’m hoping we also get something about USUM but I doubt it’ll be something big

  • Phantom Govnah

    Xeno release date
    Botw DLC pack 2 first look
    Mario of course
    USUM 1 second trailer
    Skyrim Release date
    also Japan Is 5 minutes longer then US and Europe

    • Butter Geek

      Usum?…

    • Butter Geek

      Usum?…

      • Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon

        • Butter Geek

          I know

      • Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Well at least we’re getting something

    • Imagine if they do cover USUM, it’s just the same trailer as the first?

      • Desu-er Seraph

        SHUSH

  • Desu-er Seraph

    OMFG I loved that new Rick and Morty episode. This is probably my favorite yet

    • It’s so goooooddd

      I wanna rewatch it when I get home

      • Desu-er Seraph

        SIMPLE RICK WAFERS

        • THE ENDING THOUGH

          • Phantom Govnah

            didnt watch it

          • Watch it

          • Phantom Govnah

            Gotta wait for brother

          • Me neither

          • Desu-er Seraph

            IKR!?

  • Pokemon USUM trailer:

    In Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, you can look up information on a Pokémon using the pokedex. Anyways onto Mario

    • Phantom Govnah

      In USUM oh wait that game has no marketing NEXT GAME IS ____

  • Phantom Govnah

    What do if this happen

    • Butter Geek

      Chant: INCINEROAR INCINEROAR INCINEROAR

      • I’d rather shove a dull knife down my throat than watch that reveal trailer

        • Butter Geek

          I can’t wait to use him

          • You’re going to wait a long time

          • Butter Geek

            A year maybe

          • More like forever

          • Butter Geek

            Nah

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Chant: BETTER NAME BETTER NAME BETTER NAME

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          STUNFISK STUNFISK SUNFISK

          • Butter Geek

            BOTH INCI ABD STUNFISK

          • Desu-er Seraph

            How bout we say Araquanid

    • Butter Geek

      Chant: INCINEROAR INCINEROAR INCINEROAR

    • “Arsene!”
      If only

      • Phantom Govnah

        ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS POSSIBLE

        • It is

        • Auragar

          It’s not.

      • Phantom Govnah

        ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS POSSIBLE

    • “Arsene!”
      If only

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      F I N A L L Y
      I N A L L Y
      N A L L Y
      A L L Y
      L L Y
      L Y
      Y

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      F I N A L L Y
      I N A L L Y
      N A L L Y
      A L L Y
      L L Y
      L Y
      Y

    • INKLINGS
      INK YOUR SPLATZONE

      maybe not that actually

      • Butter Geek

        INCINEROAR
        BEATS YOU DOWN

        • If you’re lucky Inci might get a trophy

          • Butter Geek

            If he won’t be a fighter I’ll… be very upset

          • Well you’re goona be pretty upset then

            Because he is sh*t
            And we already have a better fire type

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’m Ok with you saying that Inci succs, but Charizard better thatn Inci?

            Just

            No

          • In every way.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO
          • Desu-er Seraph

            Because one isn’t trying to shove Yaoi hands up your ass

          • Because he’s a rad dragon with two equally awesome mega evolutions. Meanwhile you have a gross tiger with tiny legs and Yaoi hands that isn’t even good in comp to justify its existence

          • Desu-er Seraph

            yeah
            Literally every fire starter is

          • Even Delphox

          • Desu-er Seraph

            And it takes a lot to be worse than Delphox

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Lame taste detected

          • Desu-er Seraph

            The moview

          • Phantom Govnah

            I mean I like Inci but hes not smash worthy

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Deci on the other hand 😉

          • Phantom Govnah

            No just No 😉

          • Better than Inci

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Aka the god

          • Phantom Govnah

            aka not worthy either

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Mate… shush… I know you ain’t a furry… you can do better

          • Phantom Govnah

            I just said Inci isn’t worthy either

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I know

          • Furries don’t deserve such garbage as Inci

          • Desu-er Seraph

            verlis deserves it

          • Yeah but don’t put that on the rest of them lol

          • Desu-er Seraph

            They can have Lycanrawk

          • Lycanrock is gud

          • Desu-er Seraph

            True but its giga furbait

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Pokemon as a franchise is furbait let’s be honest

          • Desu-er Seraph

            The bugs deserve a pass and they don’t get one >~<

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Good >:D

            No survivors

          • Desu-er Seraph

            The buggos are innocent babies though

          • But it’s still a good looking Pokémon

          • Desu-er Seraph

            True

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Not Dawn.

            Just Midnight pls

          • Desu-er Seraph

            …it’s too late by now
            Throw ash boi in there too

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Good taste detected

          • Desu-er Seraph

            *dabs*

          • I honestly don’t care if either one of them gets in (if there is a Smash Switch port with new characters)

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I’ll drink your salty tears

          • Share them please

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I have a fancy mug ready

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Why are you so sure he’ll appear, we probably won’t have any new character and if so, that character being a Pokemon one is still not very possible.

          Greninja was added to market gen 6, so I don’t think they’ll put more effort to market gen 7 specially when SM was released already quite some time ago

  • Phantom Govnah

    What do if this happen


  • Oh god, both openings are so good. This series is amazing too, I’ve said it before, but I highly recommend it.They have both Dub and Sub on Netflix, so you don’t worry about finding episodes on the Internet


  • Oh god, both openings are so good. This series is amazing too, I’ve said it before, but I highly recommend it.They have both Dub and Sub on Netflix, so you don’t worry about finding episodes on the Internet

  • Expectations

    Pokemon USUM
    Mario Odyssey obviously
    Hollow Knight
    Stardew Valley
    Samus Returns is mentioned
    Splatoon and Arms updates
    Kirby 3DS isn’t mentioned
    Yoshi or Kirby Switch get titles
    Zelda DLC
    Big ending surprise (Smash 4 Switch)

    • Phantom Govnah

      Persona 5 is announced for switch ill die

      • I’d be pretty happy

        • Phantom Govnah

          Just change the vita to a 3ds or switch and we are good 😉

      • Auragar

        It won’t happen but I’d buy it.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      lol forgot about the Action Kirby 3ds that was mentioned only once and is supposed to be released this year

      • No I didn’t. I said that it won’t be mentioned.

        I bet it’s canceled

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          That’d be like the 5th cancelled Kirby game or something

          • We know more about USUM than Kirby 3DS ffs

    • Phantom Govnah

      Yooka Laylee/

      • Lol nah

      • Butter Geek

        It would be on Nindies

        • Phantom Govnah

          But it wasn’t so deal with it

          • Butter Geek

            But it wasn’t so it won’t get a port. You deal with that.

          • Phantom Govnah

            but it is so deal with it

          • Stardew Valley and Hollowknight wrent mentioned in Nindies and they will probably be mentioned this time so

    • Daedardus

      Animal Crossing mobile?

    • Auragar

      Realistic enough.

  • Expectations

    Pokemon USUM
    Mario Odyssey obviously
    Hollow Knight
    Stardew Valley
    Samus Returns is mentioned
    Splatoon and Arms updates
    Kirby 3DS isn’t mentioned
    Yoshi or Kirby Switch get titles
    Zelda DLC
    Big ending surprise (Smash 4 Switch)

  • Butter Geek

    Make a new acronym for USUM!
    For example: U suck Usum’s Marketing

  • joker901

    Don’t know if this has been posted already…nothing new anyway,,,
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJcGl77XUAAHX0k.jpg

    • Butter Geek

      No USUM news?

    • UnburdenedLegume

      USUM boxarts on the right of the cover

  • Phantom Govnah
    • Desu-er Seraph

      Nurse Joy Cons
      Chansey

      Nintendo Chance 2023

    • Dance away all the angst and edge

    • Auragar

      It is a complete coincidence don’t read into it.

  • Daedardus

    Y’all posting so fast that you’re triggering the Disqus thread flood protection and will get yourself banned from spam if you continue that.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      DROWNING IN MY SKIN

    • Butter Geek

      It’ll be worse during the direct

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Hopefully some info on the Switch port for L.A Noire. Really looking forward to that, might get both the PS4 and Switch versions

    • Daedardus

      Both? One should be enough, no?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        The PS4 version supports 4K, enhanced lighting, 1080p & 60fps and some other graphical upgrades. The Switch version only has the enhanced lighting

        • Daedardus

          Isn’t the game like several years old? I doubt the port will be that good to notice the difference.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Original release was in 2011 or 2012 for PS3/360 i think. These remasters include all the DLCs and the PS4/X1 versions have also got a graphical upgrade, not just HD pixels. Plus there’s also a VR version coming for PS4 as well

          • Daedardus

            Meh, I feel that those $60 is not worth it. Get an extra PS4 game instead 😉

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Number one dating turn off for me: Liking Incineroar

  • UnburdenedLegume

    And before people say we wont get anything Pokemon in this Direct, just remember that around this time last year there was a Nintendo Direct and they revealed Alolan Rattata and Snorlium Z

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      True, but would something that small satisfy people? Lol

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Not saying it should but im just pointing out that there is a realistic possibility we’ll get some USUM news.

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Oh I agree there may be, but who knows. Hopefully we’ll get something good

    • Auragar

      We’re definitely getting a trailer it’s just how much will be in it.

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Hmmm 45 mins eh? I’m less excited about directs these days, but I’ll give it a watch. I wonder if well get Pokemon news. Usually TPC prefers to do stuff on its own (especially if it’s big) so who knows. It seems lie the best time to drop something huge so I just don’t know what to think

    • Desu-er Seraph

      watchin

    • Auragar

      There will be something but will it be worthwhile who knows.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I like how I was the only person in my homeroom that actually took the time to take my eyes off what I was doing to honor the moment of silence for 911
    Like dude….

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Why is this the post that gets ignored

  • It’s so weird to have zero hype for a Pokémon game that is out in two months

    • Daedardus

      There’s a Pokémon game coming out in two months?! How did I not know this?!!

    • Desu-er Seraph

      I have a slight feeling this is on purpose … there’s some insane marketing that’s happening

    • Desu-er Seraph

      You mean 11 days? Pokken

      • Dude who cares about Pokken

        • Desu-er Seraph

          *heart shatters*
          Star I thought you cared about my emotions..

          • like it’s cool that it has Deci in it but it still has zero content

          • Desu-er Seraph

            DECI IS ALL THE NEEDED CONTENT AND THE GAME IS FUN
            …it’s just really hard to find friends on it

          • If it was like 10$ I would get it… hesitantly

          • Desu-er Seraph

            But its fun… it’s not even a bad game… just kinda bare

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      There’s more hype for the Switch game that we know absolutely nothing about ffs

      • They have still talked more about the Switch game than USUM

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          They CARE more about the Switch game than USUM

      • Butter Geek

        USUM is like Filler before the hiatus before the giant special

  • Daedardus

    I’m reminded by the Pokémon Company’s CEO who ‘warned Nintendo that the Switch would not be succesful’. So he hedged his bets on another 3DS game pair, probably delaying the Switch version and I feel he is regretting that decision every day for the remainder of the year. USUM will flops so hard.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      I still have faith

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Watch that pair be the DP remakes 😉

      • Butter Geek

        That pair is usum

        • Daedardus

          This

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Uh, thought this was a hypothetical future scenario

          Reading comprehension 10/10

    • Butter Geek

      I mean, if he just heard the concept and wen’t like “sounds like another flop, Maybe It’s a bad idea” it wasn’t that Big of a deal. We would probably get at least a third part this year anyway.

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Its Pokémon, so i’m hyped nonetheless. Getting both versions but i still have hopes for gen 4 remakes as a final goodbye to the 3DS as GF makes the transistion to the Switch.

      • Daedardus

        Hahaha, no, that will never happen. 3DS ain’t gonna sell enough copies for that to ever be profitable. They can hardly release 3DS games after releasing Switch too, no?

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Gen 4 games were the first Pkmn titles for the DS family. Let me have this 😉

          • Daedardus

            Really want to have them on Switch though.

      • Butter Geek

        Nah, Gen 4 remakes on switch 2020

    • Honestly it was a stupid choice. If Nintendo goes down then GameFreak suffers too. You might as well create the system seller. Nintendo handhelds have basically survived off of Pokémon

      • Daedardus

        They can always create more of those elephant games on Steam?

      • Ultron

        EXACTLY. If you work for a company THAT MAKES THE SYSTEMS YOU PUBLISH YOUR GAMES ON, aka, THE ENTIRE BASIS FOR YOUR INCOME, and if, you for some reason, believe that their next system will fail, then how about YOU MAKE A GAME FOR IT SO IT DOESN’T AND PEOPLE ARE OBLIGATED TO BUY IT. Gamefreak is apparently run by dumbasses

        Sorry ^-^’

        • No you are 100% right
          I wish Nintendo would just buy Pokemon from Game Freak so Game Freak can go make their terrible mobile games

  • Desu-er Seraph

    No matter what happens my USUM faith will stand!

    • But why

      • Butter Geek

        Because that’s better than giving up on the whole conpany

        • That’s not the same thing

        • Daedardus

          I can criticise them for what they are doing now and still support them for what they can do later.

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Maybe the games are better than SM?

        They haven’t revealed much but that doesn’t mean the games are bad. Does it?

        • Daedardus

          But it doesn’t instill much faith when they aren’t willing to show much, no?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Didn’t BW2 show barely any information before release as well? They still were great even though the story wasn’t nearly as good as their predecessor.

          • Daedardus

            BW2 was announced shorter before release, but received much clearer information on what the game was.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Isn’t clear what this game is as well? It’s clearly a third version but with two versions instead of one. If it was a sequel they’d have told that.

            We only don’t know what new features are in the game except the camera thing

          • Ultron

            What we’ve been lead to believe with the crumbs they’ve given us is that it’s an alternate universe story. That really tells us nothing about the story at all or what to expect. However, when they told us that Black 2 and White 2 were sequels, we automatically knew the story would be related to and build upon what we just played in B/W.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I guess the story is going to be almost the same but with the legends having a different role?

          • Desu-er Seraph

            *screaming the legendary theme*

          • Ultron

            I hope it’s not the same, they can improve on it a lot

          • Ultron

            I’m still pretty positive that BW2 at least had something 2 months before release, which is where we stand. And all we have is dawn lycanroc. Woopie

          • Desu-er Seraph

            They had the kyurems and corocoro confirmed our boi N was back

          • Ultron

            See, that’s better than the meh wolf

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I just want confirmation that my boi GUZMA is back
            And y’know, wtf the legends even are
            Not
            tHeY sHaRe A kOh-NeCk-ShUn To NeCrOzMa

          • Ultron

            Girl of course he’ll be back 😉

          • Desu-er Seraph

            HE BETTER BE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

          • Butter Geek

            Professor Guzma Sequoia
            Vs
            Team Hunk Leader Broh Kukui

          • Desu-er Seraph

            SHUT IT YOU FOOLISH…… FOOL

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Exactly! Tbh both games had things I ADORED

        • There is nothing about these games to lead me to believe that

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Because SuMo was great and I know they can do better!

        Also I’m naive af

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well as foolish it may sound i feel we’ve judged USUM prematurely
        we’ve seen nothing gameplay wise and story wise
        My rare lapses of equal judgement is telling me we’ve never played it and have very little reason to hastily disregard it as we have yet to experience it

        • Desu-er Seraph

          And I agreeeeeeeeeeee

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Shanks you*

          • Desu-er Seraph

            *telprts bhnd yu und stabbbz yu*
            Nothin’ personnel kid

          • EarthenWarrior

            *My rocky body crumples the knife*

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Edge

          • EarthenWarrior

            Blunt

        • Ultron

          What do you mean prematurely? We’ve given it over 3 months.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    At least the USM boxarts are on the cover. Lets hope we’ll get something (rf) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e52e0690fae5b7c70f43cadaa83834da40b93ddc499a81d89d3b693e01a4e00d.jpg

    • Desu-er Seraph

      IS DAT A LUHNALUH

  • Daedardus

    Star, you know what I realised (thanks to a NeoGAF thread)? You weren’t even born yet when 9/11 happened. Now I’m feeling old :P.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      I was just born a year before

      • EarthenWarrior

        i think i was in 3rd grade when it happened

    • Ultron

      Damn. All these youngins here…I was turning 6. Wasn’t a good birthday (not to make light of what happened)

      • Daedardus

        You have like the worst possible birthday date :P.

        • Ultron

          Yeah it’s not the best. My Aunt’s is on pearl harbor 😛

    • I was a fetus when it happened. My dad was on a business trip to Mexico when it happened and since all flight to the us was shut down my mom didn’t know if he would be home for months

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Was Earthen a Fehtus before he was born?

        • Desu-er Seraph

          Y’all know this is the best comment on the site

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I was only two, time really flies

    • Well, neither was I

  • Butter Geek

    I hope It’s as good as IDC
    https://youtu.be/6tq7_v7FgC4

    • EarthenWarrior

      AWWWW YEAAHUH

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Truth Tortoise…. I had a feeling something like that would happen

    • But… interdimensional cable…

  • ShinyXatu

    45 MINUTES?
    HOLY CRAP

  • UnburdenedLegume

    What time is the Direct for us in Europe?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Midnight

    • Daedardus

      12am Berlin/Paris time, 11pm Lisbon time

  • joker901

    Imo the great mistake GF made was to announce the switch game few days after USUM. This sounded like: “We had to make these 3ds games no one cares about but hey, there’s a switch game coming too”. Next big mistake was to talk about the switch game more then USUM in the last 3 months and this is just stupid from them cause they litteraly killed a pair of games which were already considered unuseful from half of the pokemon fans, who, by the way, have alreay to buy a gamefor a console they won’t be using next year. It’s like GF is suggesting us not to buy USUM.
    They should have announced USUM, promote them like they did for SM and then announce the switch game in January.

  • Ultron

    At this point I don’t care about USUM as I have abandoned all hype so I’d much rather have something about Animal Crossing in the direct as Star has been hyping me about even though it’s unlikely to happen.

    • Desu-er Seraph

      But… but…
      *sad salad noises*

      • Ultron

        I’ll still buy them, but I’m just not excited. And what exactly is a sad salad noise? xD

        • Desu-er Seraph

          creaaokkkk…..

          • Ultron

            I picture someone who’s really sad that they’re eating a nasty salad, so they ruffle their fork around in it looking sad and making gross crinkly noises

          • Desu-er Seraph

            That would be spiteful salad noises

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I can’t wait until I get the games a week in advance on my computer again and prove that USUM are great games

    • They aren’t going to be sonic 06 garbage but they are just pointless.

      It’s going to flop

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Regardless I’ll be the first here to know ;3
        I’m willing to scour 4chan again for it

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      • Desu-er Seraph

        *evil giggle*

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Just try to not be caught by the FBI

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Trust me I won’t
            Afterall Seraph’s are angely

    • Daedardus

      EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. WHEN YOU WANT TO WATCH THAT NEW DVD

  • ShinyXatu

    Prediction: Animal Crossing app revealed tomorrow at Apple event, Animal Crossing Switch revealed the next day at the Nintendo Direct.

    • Ultron

      I’m surprised we know nothing about this supposed app we’re getting

    • Auragar

      Doubt it.

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Gladion’s backstory be like..
    Type “Null” to pay respects

    • Ultron

      Type Null should’ve evolved in the story during a cut scene…wasted potential.

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Imagine if it did just before fighting Leggo my eggo squid

        • Nah it evolved after he battled Guzma at the AF

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Than why the gazongas didn’t we see it

          • Because game freak

          • Desu-er Seraph

            shiteu

          • Daedardus

            Reminds me of that time when I battled Gladion before the E4, lost, went back and he was gone lol.

    • Daedardus
      • Daedardus

        I typed Null and this happened….

        • Desu-er Seraph

          You paid respects
          Yay

  • I can’t wait for Mother 3 to not be announced

  • GUYS WHAT IF THEY ANNOUNCED MOTHER 3

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Available only for New Nintendo 3ds 🙂

      • nooooo

      • Daedardus

        New Nintendo 2DS XL*

    • EarthenWarrior

      maybe in your deepest fantasies

    • Ultron

      Or Virtual Console 😀

    • Butter Geek

      What if they showed a trailer for Pokemon Switch (longer than both USUM trailers together)

      • No other games matter

        Just mother 3

    • Daedardus

      Just learn Japanese and go play it, that’ll be faster than them translating it.

      • It’s not the same playing it on a computer than it is playing it in an official system

        • Daedardus

          GameBoy Advances still exist.

          • I actually saw cartridge of the fan translation at this store near me

    • Auragar

      I don’t see it happening.

  • ShinyXatu

    Honestly, I haven’t picked up my Switch in a couple weeks so I’m excited for this Direct to kick me back into gear. I have no doubts that it will.

  • Butter Geek

    i just finished the latest R&M episode
    HOLY F*CKING SH*T OH MY F*CKING GODD*MN GOD THAT WAS F*CKING AMAZING

  • What is your dream game that you want announced on this 45 MINUTE DIRECT that you know won’t ever happen

    Mother 2 + 3 remastered with wind weaker style 3D graphics that are super faithful to the original and keep the T rating on Nintendo Switch

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Chrono Trigger/FFV/FFVI remade with advanced graphics for the Switch

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Or even better:

        FFXV pocket edition for the Switch

    • Desu-er Seraph

      USUM BEING GOOD PLZ

      • Daedardus

        “that you know won’t ever happen”

        • Butter Geek

          hello darkness my old friend…

    • Butter Geek

      I can’t think of anything better:
      Overwatch 2 for the Switch

      • Overwatch 2?

        lol I don’t think you get how Overwatch works

        But hey I did say your dream game so

        • Butter Geek

          More gamemodes, twice as many characters, better graphics etc (kinda like Splatoon 2)

          • It’s hard enough to balance 25 characters

          • Butter Geek

            Just a dream anyway

          • Desu-er Seraph

            26 soon I’d think

        • Daedardus

          Really looking forward to World of Warcraft 2.

    • Ultron

      Diamond and Pearl *sequels* for the Switch

      • Butter Geek

        Ooh I have a better one:
        USUM were all the time just a codename for S2M2 Where you visit kanto that takes place 25 years after gen 1 games

        • Desu-er Seraph

          SHUT IT

        • Ultron

          I’ll go back to Kanto if it’s different enough to warrant a return visit

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Aka never

            Unless a certain someone touches it in a fangame and fucks it all up

            ….wait what? I didn’t say anything

          • Ultron

            Or if Mt Ember erupts again, destroying near everything, giving cause for it to be rebuilt

          • Desu-er Seraph

            True..
            But I do got somethin

          • Ultron

            Get on dat shyt

          • Desu-er Seraph

            ;3

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Kanto and Johto 😉

          Kanto alone isn’t worthy

    • Daedardus

      Half-Life 3 Switch exclusive.

    • EarthenWarrior

      A ACTUAL FUCKING PAPER MARIO THAT ISNT PHONE IN ARTS AND CRAFTS BULLDOOKIE!!!!!

      • But I like the arts and crafts stuff. That wasn’t the problem with paper splash. It was the gameplay and lack of partners

        • EarthenWarrior

          *Grinds teeth*
          That gimmick is now its crutch, now every bloody game is self aware of the paper universe and that just makes the plot gimped and easily focused

  • Daedardus

    Rewatching Game of Thrones and some of the visuals in Season 3 are so inconsistent. Like, the show is at it’s best when people are talking seated in a nice room. But the Jon/Ygritte scenes, seems like they ran out of budget or couldn’t find a decent CGI artist. Acting still remains ace though.

    • Ultron

      I hated Ygritte. So glad when she died. Even in the book she annoyed me

      • Daedardus

        What? I liked her even more after seeing the show. Although I always had pictured her as slightly ugly in my mind, they have too many sexualised actresses in the show lol.

        • Ultron

          Like 50% of her lines were “you know nothing, Jon Snow” so it became super tiresome after a while.

          • Daedardus

            She’s a wildling, they don’t have a vast vocabulary :P.

          • Ultron

            I liked that she opened Jon’s eyes to a lot of his prejudices, but not my favorite character. Probably because I’m also not a huge fan of Jon

          • Daedardus

            Jon is still my favorite character. I was so sad that he didn’t appear at all in FfC that I hated that book so much. They basically split the books in all my favorite characters and all the ones I hated so waiting for DwD to come out was hard.

          • Ultron

            I loved AFFC because my favorite finally got POV chapters (Brienne). Course I liked ADwD more

          • Daedardus

            SoS remains the best book in the series though.

          • Ultron

            Naturally!

          • Daedardus

            I think I forgot half of DwD happening, and since I obviously knew about R+L and the night’s watch vow, I already figured Jon was going to die and be resurrected somehow (I actually suspected something akin to Fitz Chevalric in the Robin Hobb books), so the big ‘plot twist’ wasn’t one for me.

          • Ultron

            I read the book before watching that season, but a friend spoiled that he dies for me. I wasn’t very surprised when it happened.

          • Daedardus

            There wasn’t even a show when I read DwD!

    • Desu-er Seraph
      • Daedardus

        Writing is still fine. It’s just that the endgame is a bit ‘predictable’ due to all the stuff building up over the past 15 years. Like, R+L was known even before the show started.

        • Ultron

          Well..I would say the writing has definitely dropped in quality after they overran the books. And also anything related to the butchery of Dorne

          • Daedardus

            Problem now is that they have to show something through exposure what could have been better in a 50 pages chapter slowly rolling out. Like the whole Littlefinger deal, that went way too fast to pinpoint when who figured what out. Things will get better when the books release.

          • Ultron

            I just didn’t like the way they handled Littlefinger after the Battle of the Bastards. He goes from basically scheming against everyone in Westeros to…causing family drama? Yeah, I can’t wait till Winds of Winter. Hopefully soonish..

          • Daedardus

            All that stuff is still for Dream of Springs, oh boy we’re in for a long wait. His endgame always was wanting to marry Sansa, eliminating Jon’s claim of the throne, and becoming king himself. He was in the best place to plot things out from Winterfell, not much places you would rather be at that moment.

          • Ultron

            Well then he could’ve tried to get Jon killed on his journeys to/from Dragonstone instead of telling Sansa that Arya wants to kill her, which makes no sense. Idk why Sansa would ever believe that

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I eat Jon its what I do

          • Ultron

            Do you tho

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Garfielf

          • Ultron

            Pooky is best boi

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Indeed

          • I ate those food

          • Daedardus
          • Daedardus

            Killing someone outright is not the best way for bannermen to come over to your cause and think you can get away with it.

          • Ultron

            Well I mean he’s always been good at covering his tracks, I don’t think hiring mercenaries to kill a group of like 20 people on the road would be that difficult for him

          • Daedardus

            Problem with the past season is that many of the things are purely told through exposure and you really need to rewatch stuff two or three times. Like Tyrion really believes that Cersei is pregnant because she refused the wine, but at first it seemed like he was only guessing because of what she said.

          • Ultron

            Hm, I thought it was because she put her hand to her stomach

          • Daedardus

            Yes, but because she refused the wine, he knew she wasn’t making things up. Their body language clearly shows it, but it happens so fast you don’t notice such stuff.

          • Ultron

            Ah, good point. I’m just glad Jaime finally left her, since he basically already did in the book, which should’ve happened like last season in the show

          • Daedardus

            He’s probably going to kill her too, instead of Tyrion Cersie always assumed.

          • Ultron

            That was always my guess

        • Desu-er Seraph

          I know I just had to post this

  • Chris Mckenzie
    • Desu-er Seraph

      Batboi

    • At least this Lunala looks cool

      It will probably be ruined by some gimmicks though

    • Ultron

      Honestly I don’t like either of the mascots for this game.

      • Shady

        Lunala looks bossy

        • Ultron

          It’s just weird and ugly looking. Not cool, tough, or pretty. Just ugly

          • Shady

            Nope

          • Desu-er Seraph

            I liekz it tho

          • Ultron

            I realize it’s intentional, but the design is just not coherent and it’s not something pleasing to look at

    • Butter Geek

      Solgaleo has a cute smile that’s actually his nose

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Solgaleo is literally Lion Metagross

        • Butter Geek

          Kinda but not really

  • Desu-er Seraph

    Steel Lionz
    Masquerade batboiz

  • Butter Geek
  • EarthenWarrior
  • Butter Geek

    A Ricklantis question:
    How does Mermaid P*ss work? Where is it? Does it give birth, or lay eggs?

    • I’m guessing it is just… there? In the front but it kinda blends in with the rest of the scales on the fins?

      • Butter Geek

        So they kinda just go bottomless?…

        • well I don’t think clothes would be very comfortable under water

          • Butter Geek

            they wear bras tho

          • depends on the kind of mermaid and they are made out of shells not fabric

    • Auragar

      I would assume it is indeed in the front near where a human’s would be hidden in the scales and I would also assume that yeah they lay eggs like most fish.

  • I’m hearing stuff about achievements being added to the Switch. If this is true I feel like the Switch OS is going to have some major update

    My hopes are

    -Netflix, YouTube, Hulu etc.
    -Expanded Sharing features including video.
    – More in depth profiles
    – A good god damn voice chat and party system

    • Phantom Govnah

      Just play this song again while showing it off

      • Every time I hear this I just think of that Switch commercial

        • Phantom Govnah

          it makes me wanna go outside and play switch games and get robbed in the process

    • Ultron

      I really hope Netflix is coming soon. My smart TV is broken or something so I can’t watch it without streaming from my laptop, which I’m always using for something else.

      • Butter Geek

        Wait. It isn’t there yet?

        HOWWILLILIVE

  • https://jojocomparisons.github.io/jojo-diu-39/
    Well, it’s been fun while it lasted.At least he’s picking Battle Tendency back up next week (or the week after)


  • Well, on a lighter note, I might as well listen to this and hope that if they do reveal Smash Switch, they bring in new characters and Joker is one of them

    • Phantom Govnah

      Imagine the poster they could make? Like the picture in the video but inside of the regular characters on the sides of Joker its Nintendo Characters

      • I was thinking maybe one of the stages could be portrayed as a Palace and have some of the characters waiting inside or something like that

    • Auragar

      Won’t happen.

  • Ok so the Switch supports USB Bluetooth head sets but doesn’t let them work. Why

    • Daedardus

      Esports for the former and arrogance for the latter.

      • They want to enter eSports with this online?

        Lol

        • Daedardus

          There’s LAN support and native voice chat over mic in LAN mode.

          • Well yeah but how is an eSports community supposed to sustain itself when the online is like that. That’s what I’m saying

    • Phantom Govnah

      splatoon 2 headset works with mic on Lan mode its been confirmed you dont even need the app

      • Yet they are forcing us to use it

        And not even in ranked either

  • Phantom Govnah
    • Does he mean Cecilia from Fire Emblem. If that’s so, then that’s a weird decision. If he meant Celica, then I could see why. Unless this is a different Cecilia

      • Also, no Joker, automatically fake
        I’m kidding, btw.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Meat Boy yet not Shovel Knight smh

    • Tom Nook?

      What’s his attack? He gives the other players crippling debt?

      • Phantom Govnah

        Its just funny how this came 8/23 and predicted the direct date correctly

        • Holy crap

        • Daedardus

          There’s probably like 100 other posts guessing incorrect dates that don’t surface now.

          • Phantom Govnah

            Yep thats true, but its still funny

        • Wait woah

      • He could sic his sons on you?

    • Daedardus

      “Development just started. Release in 2018.”

      Does not compute.

      • Phantom Govnah

        they cut all characters in favor for Mario only plus 2 of these newcomers

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        #EXPOSED

  • 45 minutes have passed, Nintendo has answered all our prayers and show is ready to end

    Reggie steps In

    “We got one more thing, a game brought to you from Nintendo by heart, take a look”

    animal crossing theme plays

    *we see a town, villagers, then suddenly…

    Amiibo

    Animal crossing amiibo festival deluxe, with 5 extra hours of rage and regret! Full retail price.

  • I really think that they are porting Smash 4. The Wii U sold so little and that game took so much time to make that it really deserves a second life time

    • Phantom Govnah

      just have like 2-4 newcomers and like 2 stages. and such

      • But they would combine everything from the 3DS and Wii U versions too. SO MUCH CONTENT

        • Phantom Govnah

          Super Smash Bros Complete and Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

    • Daedardus

      It’s what always was rumoured yes, but then again, some of other rumours were complete misses too. And LKD lost some of my respect after her supporting the TotalBiscuit debacle.

      • Who is LKD

        What Total Biscuit debacle?

        • Phantom Govnah

          Laura Kate Dale, she leaked Mario And rabbids and most of the switch stuff

        • Daedardus

          LauraKateDale, she’s the one leaking the NX news before Switch got revealed.
          And the fact that TB’s been a dick for most of his whole career and actually came under intense heat during some things he said, this was before his cancer period though so it had nothing to do with that. But she wrote an article on Kotaku that had a very apologist nature towards TB and seemed like she was oblivious as to what he had done.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Super Smash Bros 4 Deluxe with new stages and DLC included.

      Make it happen Sakurai pls

      • And inklings

        • Butter Geek

          And Inci.

    • Butter Geek

      Wouldn’t 5 be better for next xmas?

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        I doubt Sakurai is going to make another Smash bros tbh

      • That’s a lot of wasted work

    • I hope it has inexpensive new DLC (If not just throwing new characters in for free)

      If nothing new comes, it ain’t worth it

      • MK8D didn’t have new DLC so I doubt smash 4 Switch would

        It would probably combine Switch and 3DS versions and add all DLC characters plus some new ones

        • Yeah without new stuff its just the same crummy game (Brawl is way better imo)

          • It’s not though? What are you talking about dude? It’s the same gameplay

          • If it’s just Wii U version converted to Switch (With out anything else added in) then it’s just the same as Smash 4, but on another console

            And Smash had some real good stuff and… The Campaign!

  • Daedardus

    Do we actually have a Discord? Can someone invite me?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Yes we have, and you need to go here:

      http://pokejungle.net/chat/

    • Auragar

      I think you can go to the chat page and click on the discord thing there, no?

  • Waiting until Wednesday is going to be hell…. it’s so close but it feels so far

    • Butter Geek

      I feel exactly the same. At least corocoro Looks like it has USUM news!

      • I guess…

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Sort of…. There’s a promotion from what I heard in it, but that doesn’t mean news. That said anything is possible!

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have to work from 9-5 tomorrow and that will be a nightmare

      • I’m hoping the hurricane gives us just enough bad weather to get school out of a couple days

  • Thoughts on a dark souls switch port?

    • Daedardus

      Meh. Would rather buy it on PS4.

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    I’m having a hard time getting excited for directs these days. I have fun watching them, but it’s not like I care about AC or whatnot. I’m excited about Mario Odyssey, but I don’t need to heat more about it it get excited haha either way I’ll have a good time watching it. Hopefully something Pokemon related will be in it. Something worthwhile i mean hahaha

  • I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to play games like I do on the Switch.

    I need want to play everything on the system…

    Including VC games give us Virtural Console Nintendo please

    • EarthenWarrior

      I feel the same way, I just want the ability to play any game on any system at any time

    • Butter Geek

      Would you call the Switch the best console ever?

      • I think it is too early for that but if the great games keep coming and they improve the online and other elements of the Switch OS it will for sure be one of the best

        SNES is still my fave

        • Either PS4 or GameCube is my fave

    • That’s me with the GameCube (I love it so)

  • Adam06

    It’s very likely we’ll have a US/UM trailer. We’re in the Corocoro waiting timeline and a Sun and Moon trailer has been removed off YouTube. This direct seems to be the perfect time for a new trailer.

  • Butter Geek
    • Are you kidding

    • EarthenWarrior

      Theactualfuck

    • Didn’t expect this, but… Why Normal?

      • Why everything

        • Of what I remember its based on a closet spirit

          • But… why

          • Idk, but I remember him talking about it a few months ago (I actually drew a few of my Pokémon today that I want to post)

          • Like… the idea isn’t… terrible, but the execution is awful.

          • I can agree the design is a bit different

          • It’s just bad.

          • Butter Geek

            What were you expecting? I’m open to changes

          • Scrap it. Entirely. Like I know I’m being harsh but I don’t even know what to do with this

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Is not that bad really

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Should be grass type

      🙂

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Ghostghostghostghost MAKE IT A GHOST

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Grass/Ghost

      • Yeah cause of what I remeber its a spirit inspiriting furniture

        I did wonder why no ghost

    • Ultron

      I think if a ghost is gonna inhabit an object like that, make focus on one object at a time. A ghost in a wardrobe or something might be cool.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Earthen why do you keep playing OU…
    You know it’s the worst tier out there yet you still try to do it with non OU Pokemon….why do I keep playing OU

    • Competitive Pokémon is such a sh*t show

      • EarthenWarrior

        And yet my special addiction makes me play it every time I finish

      • Yeah, but it’s fun to find strategies… Just to fail at them T.T

      • Fedex

        How so?

    • Fedex

      OU is fine

  • Butter Geek

    I know it seems cringey, but watch it, his drawings are genius
    https://youtu.be/A3CcWVes7wo

    • Desu-er Seraph

      Eww

  • UnburdenedLegume

    1 more month until The Flash S4 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Oh for all of you out their (may it be in America or not) please take a moment if silence for the lives lost during the 9/11 terrorist attack that happened 16 years ago today…

    I bless the souls lost with this patriotic Pokémon https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/58fbd164403e0bcb8366f9a037d6f4d05d474856131f7ae44bfb4efb36c03f5a.gif

    • EarthenWarrior

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • Ultron

      Eww, this theme is a blight on the great music from gen 5. I’ll take literally any rival theme over this one

  • Oh that Pokémon I mentioned earlier

    This is my Pokémon I drew https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6147ae2c1eec2bd98bc22dd27c2628c1d2536d9c5caabada7e2998494429024a.jpg

    It’s based on a fossilized skeleton that has taken rock like substances and created a body (hence ghost and rock and note its not a fossil Pokémon)

    • Ultron

      How could it not be a fossil pokemon though? Just curious.

      • It isn’t revived from a fossil

        It’s more along the lines of such like Yamask and phantump, where it possessed something rather than being revived

        • Ultron

          But wouldn’t it have to possess a fossil? And what if a scientist found the fossil before it was possessed?

          • Hmm I never quite thought of that

            I think I could make 2 forms (one from fossils and one to be wild encounter)

          • Ultron

            I think a ghost fossil would work better on something the spirit could actually reside in like a clam or maybe a cephalopod. A ghostly squid would be cool (with ghosty tentacles and stuff to distance itself from jellicent)

            Like this, but ghostly
            https://www.uky.edu/KGS/fossils/images/cephs_intro.jpg

    • Before someone says it yes I know the right leg is poorly drawn, but this is a rough sketch for now

    • EarthenWarrior

      Jurancient or Dinold

    • Daedardus

      This is stuff from nightmares, so Ghost is in order.

    • Its cute

      It kinda looks like it would fall over all the time though. May need to change the body a bit to make the balance better

      • Also it needs Arms

        • Desu-er Seraph

          WHOAOAoAOOAOAOAO
          OOOOOH
          OOOOOOOOH
          OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

          • NA NA NA NA NAAAA
            NAA NAA NAA
            NANANAN NAA NANANA NA NA NAA

          • Desu-er Seraph

            *Helixing the theme*

          • *Helix noises*

      • Alright I’ll consider that in its final design

  • Butter Geek

    Just discovered that creepy clowns were a real thing in the US last year. Any experiences with them?

    • No, but my school was one of the ones under threat of being shot up by the group of clowns

    • Phantom Govnah
      • Sunny

        Best Clown.

        • Phantom Govnah

          It was such a great movie

          • Sunny

            Yea. I am planning on convincing my friends to watch it with me after I return to Florida if they haven’t already watched it.

          • Phantom Govnah

            Theres a meme from IT

      • EarthenWarrior
        • Butter Geek

          The Arms DLC comes with the early access to IT Blue Ray edition. Now with THAT scene from the book!

          • Phantom Govnah

            They never flimed THAT scene and if THAT scene was in the movie the rating would have to go X rated

    • Auragar

      Nope but I did hear about them, it was crazy.

    • One drove up in front of my school and just stood in the drive way

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Crap….That’s f’d up……They get kicked off the property?

        • They just left after as couple minutes

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      One on my campus! Ended up just being a dumb guy in my grade. But people were out in cars looking for it (including me and housemates) and others were roaming the streets with baseball bats!!!! Lol good tines

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      Another kid had a clown mask, I snapped a pic before he got away.

  • Sunny

    https://youtu.be/21AVI3KyFXE

    Is it just me or do I smell Sinnoh Remakes down the line.

    • EarthenWarrior

      MY MOM!!!!

  • Stephen

    For anyone expecting sinnoh remakes it wont be them yet because game freak will have to release 2 new pokemon gen 8 games before then sinnoh remakes will come a year later as part of gen 8

    • Auragar

      Yeah this is obvious?

  • Ultron

    Moray towers is just ughhhh I hate it

    • EarthenWarrior

      that was my favorite stage, only because i krakened up the wall with the little footholds

      • Wheatley

        You dangerous, mute lunatic.

  • Butter Geek

    The direct will be 5 minutes about oddyssey and 40 minutes about:
    https://youtu.be/pPDCL5wXiRw

  • EarthenWarrior

    Argghhhh…..i’m in such a rut today
    my Car’s in the shop so i’m stuck at home and want to do hit up my daily stores,
    and i just realized something, i don’t like any of the Temples in Majora’s Mask (i have to collect the stray faries and Great Bay Temple is ass)
    And i’ve been on a win lose streak on OU
    and the bottom my feet itch and i can’t scratch them because they’re tougher than leather
    i swear this direct better pump some hype into my flabby husk

  • Shady

    WHERE’S DA FOOOKING COROCORO????

    • UnburdenedLegume

      tomorrow

    • Fam it doesn’t leak until morning in japan. wait like… 10 hours

  • Tick

    Oh nice, a direct! I hope there will be more USUM news, I am excited for these games.

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      I agree, USUM looks awesome.

    • I legit want to know why though. I can’t understand what there is to be excited about. I’m probably being a bitch about this at this point

      • Tick

        Im excited because its pokemon and I like pokemon

        • I mean I guess. But like… it feels like they are just making another Sun and Moon when it’s not needed. Sun and Moon was great. Why make another if you aren’t expanding on it with a sequel or a third version. An AU is just… odd

          • Tick

            Im just honestly happy for any pokemon game, even if its just a DP to platinum kinda upgrade ill be happy.

    • Wheatley

      I am the hypest.

      That’s a word, I think.

      • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

        You are the most hyped. That’sthe correct way to say it

        • Wheatley

          Particularly excited for a future event that may or may not occur.

          Funny that. There’s probably an alternate dimension where Pokémon is struggling to make ends meet.

  • PC MASTER RACE!

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      agreed tbh

      • Wheatley

        Consoles can eat a… Farty-boom-boom?

    • Butter Geek

      SWITCH MASTERER RACE

      • Stahp

        • wash VȩƎȓȺ

          @sttaph:disqus

      • Wheatley

        Aranyan Master Race!

  • SM

    Shitty Master Race

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      SM

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    i’m on alt cause i’m still banned here lmao

    • Ali

      i know that feeling….

      • Wait, who are you guys?

        • SM

          Ally of justice

          • wash VȩƎȓȺ

            @random_smells:disqus

        • Wheatley

          The League of Unfortunately Maligned Gentleman.


      • well there was probably a reason

  • I’m not gonna watch this presentation but I think I am gonna watch Apple’s tomorrow.

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      i probably won’t watch that

    • SM

      Why bother watching those?

      Boring af

      • I just wanna see wut the new iPhone looks like. There are a lot of interesting rumors going around.

        • its going to be a little bigger than the last one

          • SM

            With infinity display

          • Actually I’ve heard this is the first one ever they plan to make smaller

        • SM

          You can look later

          • tbh I probably will just watch the highlights

          • SM

            That’s like me watch highlight with 2x speed

  • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

    I don’t do presentations

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      Gay

      • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

        They are boring

    • SM

      You take presentations

      • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

        Oh so they are pills. I don’t take presentations either

        • SM

          Huh

          • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

            I have no idea myself. I am tired. And sleepy

          • SM

            It’s 3am and I’m not feeling sleepy tch

          • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

            Yeah but I did things today and I am extremely tired

  • play nice pls

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      hey kybby

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      i like the pic btw ><

    • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

      I am the nicest dude you will ever meet. Pro~bably

  • Wheatley

    Alright, I think it’s safe to say we have this thread hostage.

    Who wants to make the demands?

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      unban my main account

      • Why were you banned in the first place?

        • SM

          For washing without permission

        • Wheatley

          I’m not actually sure. Why were you banned in the first place?

          • I would tell you, but I wasn’t

          • Wheatley

            I like your style.

          • Ok

        • wash VȩƎȓȺ

          some guy said n1gger then said “wash sent me”

          • Wheatley

            Oh, aye, I remember that.

            Good times, good times. Wasn’t me, though. Someone else. Cannot believe them.

      • Wheatley

        That’ll make a fun distraction while we await the inevitable counteroffensive by the moderators.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Who are all these newbies

    • Who r u?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Earthen Goddamn Warrior

        • okeh den…

          • EarthenWarrior

            Otherwise known as Pokejungle’s Official Madman and Warlord

          • Desu-er Seraph

            Also known as a nutjob

          • EarthenWarrior

            Quiet you

          • Desu-er Seraph

            You’re not the boss of me

          • He will not be silenced

          • The mighty Earthen

            Foreseer of the Earth and Ruler of the Land

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      no u

    • Wheatley

      Supreme gentlemen.

      • Raspectors of wamen!

        • Wheatley

          Precisely.

    • SM

      Newbies?

    • No idea help

      • Ali

        lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        *Hands you a machete*
        No survivors

        • Wheatley

          I have been trained in several martial arts, including but not limited to Jackie Chan Wam Bam.

          • EarthenWarrior

            You say trained, i hear glanced over a Wikipedia page for about 10 seconds

          • Wheatley

            Bruce Lee’s Battle Rattle Cattle is much more complex than you can comprehend.

    • A bunch of them seem to came from this place called The Hideout

      • wash VȩƎȓȺ

        wow you are so smart you found us <3

        • Phantom Govnah

          • wash VȩƎȓȺ

            are you the original govnah?

          • Phantom Govnah

            yes why?

          • wash VȩƎȓȺ

            i remember you

          • Phantom Govnah

            Oh well thats cool

      • SM

        Too much effort

      • Wheatley

        That’s where we plan all our, uhm, secret… Secrets.

    • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

      Hmmm

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    hosat get on discord, i need to ask you something

  • Wash you liar

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      heven ayy

  • Can I get hugs?

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    did mods finally come in? lol

  • its VȩƎȓȺ dead
    ha get it???

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    sm is a homo

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok we need to find Dae or Paul or Ozzy we’re being flooded with turds

    • Where’s Dae when you need him?

    • We need more mods

      • Phantom Govnah

        Star get on discord

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      dae is my favorite mod here tbh

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      WHAT IS HAPPENING, I go out for a moment and this happens FFS

      • EarthenWarrior

        a gaggle of morons are infesting our beloved site

        • Wheatley

          I

          AM NOT

          A

          M O R O N

          • EarthenWarrior

            then stop acting like one

          • Wheatley

            Deeply sorry about that, old bean.

      • I left for an hour and I miss the fun 🙁

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          “”””””fun””””””””

    • Wheatley

      Well, mum did always tell me I had a bit of trouble coming out the rear end.

  • Tick

    Spam is just annoying tbh

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      no u

    • Well i think that’s the point?

      • Tick

        True

    • No kidding

    • Tick

      test

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    yesswsw

  • I need to find a pic

  • wtf I am logged in!

  • So when is the next Digimon patch?

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      today at 2:15 am

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺVȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺVȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺVȩƎȓȺ

  • Com

    Hello I’m new

    • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

      You chose the bad time to be one

      • Com

        Hmm?

        • This spam is normal leave if you don’t like it

          • wash VȩƎȓȺ

            its a dbmfag dont worry

          • Damn I just wanna troll

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺVȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺVȩƎȓȺ

  • wash VȩƎȓȺ

    VȩƎȓȺ

  • feelsbad cant upload for some reason

    • Ali

      oh o.O

  • Tick

    wash please stop tbh

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      sure boss

  • Com

    What is going on o,o

  • ~Winterr The Living Duck

    this is why nobody likes you

  • Wash is dirty

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      i am ><

    • Lelouch The Demon

      Then Wash the wash

  • Com

    Such a Savage community

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      not really lol

      • Com

        He said nobody likes me

  • Hen e.e

    I expected something good but this is pathetic

    • Com

      Ikr

    • Ya where are the games?

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      daddy hen

  • Jim

    I am here purely out of curiosity

  • SM

    I guess I got banned

  • Jim

    Wanna see some porn?

    • wash VȩƎȓȺ

      yes

    • Lelouch The Demon

      Hell yeah

    • ɐƃuɐW ̨̲͕̱̗͍͋̕̚̕̚Ɔɹɐzy

      No…………………do hentai

  • doop

    Agents of Chaos

  • Com

    At least upvote

  • SM

    Boring af!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok somebody go to the Pokejungle Discord and find a mod this is just asinine

    • Phantom Govnah

      GovStar 2017

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m not joking we need some order

        • Phantom Govnah

          Im not either, Star and ME are running mates

    • I guess I learned a new word

    • Wheatley

      Despicable cretins, the lot of us!

  • SM

    Boring af!Boring af!

  • SM

    Boring af!Boring af!Boring af!Boring af!

  • Lelouch The Demon

    Wash me

  • Shady

    These humanz faggots

    • ok unnecessary

      • Shady

        Not really

        • There was no need to call them that.

          • Shady

            so wat u should call them Assholes?

  • Jim
  • Tick

    When you just wanna talk about Pokemon but theres a raid

  • Com

    Sun and moon was a disappointment tbh

  • Tick

    Is this open again?

  • EarthenWarrior

    hello are any of the regulars here?

    • Phantom Govnah

      hello

      • EarthenWarrior

        Eye-patch goat: Check

    • Yo

      • EarthenWarrior

        Bro

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Uh, that was really something

      • EarthenWarrior

        Of all places for a raid they pick us

    • Yes.

    • Present

    • Butter Geek

      The weird and kinda annoying one is present!

    • Gamer Dragon07

      Quiet ol’ croconaw still here. After all the spam and pictures of…unspeakable matters. I’ll recover.

      • Will someone cue me into what happened while I was gone

        • EarthenWarrior

          Trolls

        • Gamer Dragon07

          People came by a spammed annoying things and posted some….”interesting” pictures

    • Rockcrawdaunt

      What a time to be alive.

  • Daedardus

    Today was a good day. I banned like ten people!

    Fight me if you wish!

    • How can you ban them if I did too?!

      Double ban?!

      • Daedardus

        They get banned from being banned, while they remain banned.

    • EarthenWarrior

      The testosterone is flowing through you
      You could probably walk up to a Russian guy and push him around

      • Daedardus

        I hate testosterone :(.

      • Butter Geek

        That’s not a challenge. Walk to a Hardcore Polish Soccer Fan and say you’re rooting for the other team.

  • I think I’ve fixed the problem
    Do you think you can test?
    I hope so
    Of course it’s fine if you don’t
    Though I’d rather you did
    So please… do.

  • Luigi301

    test again

    • Luigi301

      looks like im good

    • Test once again

  • test

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    testing the test

  • Ultron

    Wow, the first day I join discord and the idiots invade.

  • Butter Geek
    • Butter Geek

      Posted too late

      • Butter Geek

        I’m happy the problem is finally solved

  • Luigi301

    so…. i guess since im here now heres my wishlist:

    smash port announcement
    pikmin announcement
    usum very little news pls (something maybe to pull me in)
    not too much mario odyssey cuz we have so much of that and i like new stuff
    pokken is going to be shown but i dont care
    metroid since its out soon
    gold and silver since they are out soon
    FE Switch cuz i dont care very much for warriors

    • Ultron

      Why would they show metroid? It’s out like this week

      • Luigi301

        exactly

        • Ultron

          I mean maybe like a quick reminder, but no more

          • Luigi301

            yeah it started as a wishlist and well moved towards what i think will be shown

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Yeah, I think we should get more information on FE switch tbh

  • Desu-er Seraph

    SPECTRAL MOTHER FUGGING SERAPH HERE

    • Daedardus

      This comment was flagged for toxic language.

      • Desu-er Seraph

        Emphasis on the word “fugging”

      • EarthenWarrior

        Book em Dae

        • Desu-er Seraph

          Lemme hit you with a book

          • EarthenWarrior

            what’s a book

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        The flagging system seems so broken now…..

  • EarthenWarrior

    Finally some peace,

  • Desu-er Seraph

    I had no reaction to the images…..
    What kind of monster have I become

    • Butter Geek

      …should I be glad I didn’t see them?

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        you’re very fortunate mein freund

        • Butter Geek

          What was it? Nudity? Gore? The animated Food Fight movie?

    • What was it?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Did I miss something amusing?

  • Shady

    Misty and Brock didn’t show that they r wearing mega ring in the anime preview actually they didn’t in official art too so how in the hell they can mega evolve? http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1505145030398.png

    • Ultron

      Maybe they equip them at some point?

    • Butter Geek

      Maybe the key stones are under their clothing *lennyface*

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      They could always put them on in the second episode. The art is just to show they look now

  • Desu-er Seraph

    • *You Say Run intensifies*

      • Desu-er Seraph

        You are welcome

    • Shady

      At the first look I want to vote u up now I wish vote down comeback.

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Hey the comments are back open! Seems like something real annoying happened while I was at work

  • EarthenWarrior

    Haven’t touched NU in months and the first match I get is this…
    http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7nu-630380602

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      If anyone legitimately thinks we’ll get Pokemon Switch news before 2018 they’re crazy. We may not hear about it until early 2019 depending on when it’s released

    • I’ll take USUM, Kirby, new Amibo and MK DLC

  • I found my true form

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well if it ain’t mah faithful servant Ecarfoon

  • Shady

    Good night humans …..If there’s no corocoro tomorrow I will eat u all and I will start with cute one first…….

    • Gamer Dragon07

      D: Oh gods

    • Desu-er Seraph

      I have located a predator

      • Sunny

        Do I need to call Chris Hansen?

      • Shady

        I am vegan though

    • Why does everyonr always start with me?! Lol

  • Tick

    Id love some kirby news on wednesday

  • Ithsme?

    Oh, perfect!
    Since the last few directs haven’t been great and I’m pretty satisfied with where things stand, I can officially say I don’t have that many expectations, though I’ll probably find a way to be dissapointed. 😛

    Only realistic hope is FE Switch. I just finished Echoes and have an itch for more, and since I’m not really hyped for USUM currently, maybe they can fill in there.

    • Gotta say im kinda impressed you are still using that avatar

      • Ithsme?

        I am too, sorta. I just can’t think of anyting new/better. At least last year there were like 80 new options.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m also looking forward FE Switch, I mean, is the reason I’m marathoning FE games rn 😛

      • What game are you on?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Blazing Blade, in chapter 14.

          I just started

      • Ithsme?

        I haven’t played that many of them. I’ve played Awakening, Fates, Echoes, FE7, and Sacred Stones. I’m interested where they think the series should go from here, it’s really a toss-up.


  • This fits way too well and I love it

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Wow that really does fit quite well hahaha

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Going off off of Alex’s Post right below can I just say how creepy Sailor Moon is in a way…..I can’t say I don’t like the series in some capacity, but one day it hit me that the characters were supposed to be in middle school……they’re all shown to be so tall and so serialized it’s……..idk……off

    • Wait, they’re in middle school?

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Ok maybe like freshmen in high school at oldest. they’re supposed to be like 14 at the start of the series……I think in the original English dub they made them be in middle school. which is a weird call

        • Well, they did a lot of weird stuff in the dub. They made Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus (Laugh if you need to, idc) cousins instead of keeping them as a lesbian couple (including gender-swapping one of them, they made that guy who dressed in drag into a girl, and they skipped over the Sailor Stars arc (or whatever it was called) entirely.

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Oh I know the original dub was a very thing. I think I find it creepier for Uranus and Neptune to be cousins over just being lesbians like they are. they’re relationship makes so much more sense as lesbians and them being cousins in the og dub didn’t make it look any less of them being lesbians. It only made it worse as then they looked like lesbian cousins in a weird incestuous relationship hahaha

          • They actually re-dubbed it, and they’re not cousins anymore.

      • Sunny

        Honestly it is hard to tell the age of some characters in anime, so I don’t fault you. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c0b6df94802848cbca85b78eca6db72fbf9175cf90861d78bd7ec50664b7f27a.png

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Oh come on that’s an extreme case hahahaha

        • EarthenWarrior

          Well that’s one way to set off an amber alert

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nrrrrrrr…….–__– flu shot wooziness
    I swear when i wake up in the morning Corocoro better be out i have a super long day and i need something to think about

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Inb4 it leaks and there’s nothing of interest lol

    • Ugh, I hate getting shots. I can at least put up with it now.

      • EarthenWarrior

        oh man up, just one of the perks of my mother being a nurse
        walked in and gave it to me on the spot

        but i am sore and feeling drowsy (or is the placebo effect)

    • I hate shots too
      They make me think a sharp pointy thing is being jabbed into me, that may or may not make me sick and I usually never know what it is (so its hard to look for symptoms)

      • EarthenWarrior

        but i like jabbing sharp pointy things into people

  • I really think it’s goona leak tonight since we already have the cover

  • Golden_Flygon

    Watch as CoroCoro is only about the Silvally event

    • Monkeyfuzz

      If it was Global I’d be semi-OK with it.

      • From what I heard, it is

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Serebii just says it’s in Japan by serial code, but I hope we do get it, even though it’s not the best shiny I hate it when stuff like this is Japan only.

          • I heard somewhere it was gonna be worldwide

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Where though? I need the source so I know to get my hopes up, lest they be dashed needlessly.

          • I don’t remember…

    • EarthenWarrior

      These are average hatred levels and their effect on a subject according to the Raymond Scale:-
      0-100Hz- minimal hatred; subject still friendly towards object of hatred.
      100Hz-1kHz- slight hatred; subject moans about object behind its back.
      1kHz-10kHz- moderate hatred; subject openly declares its distaste for object, even in front of said object.
      10kHz-20kHz- strong hatred; bordering on the obsessive; subject takes to shouting at object and keeps thinking about how much it hates it.
      20kHz-50kHz- insane, almost murderous hatred; given the opportunity, subject lashes out towards object.
      50kHz-1MHz- psychopathic hatred; subject becomes extremely dangerous and violent towards object.
      1MHz-7MHz- rabid, incensed hatred; subject reduced to gibbering wreck at the very idea of the object being mentioned. Subject may also be known to flee home village and seek power under the tutelage of a snake-obsessed pedophile.
      7MHz+ subject a splode.

      • Golden_Flygon

        Interesting

    • Auragar

      Wouldn’t surprise me.

  • ShinyXatu

    Apple Event vs. 1500+ word essay I heavily procrastinated on!
    Nintendo Direct vs. Math Exam!
    WHO WILL WIN?

    • I have Math homework focusing on radicals and idk what I’m doing.

    • Phantom Govnah

      the stuff that will help you in school

      • Auragar

        So the Apple Event and Nintendo Direct?

        • Phantom Govnah

          yea totally

    • Two page notes or… doing literally nothing

      WHO WILL WIN

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I feel like this is a “coming up next time on…” kind of thing. Like where shows tease what the next episode will be like hahaha “Apple Event vs. 1500+ word essay I heavily procrastinated on!
      Nintendo Direct vs. Math Exam!
      WHO WILL WIN?” Tune in next week to see ShinyXatu live his life one day at a time!

    • Golden_Flygon

      Just say Martha and all will be settled

  • I wasted all my super sea snails rerolling abilities

  • Phantom Govnah

    Ducktales woo-ooo

    • EarthenWarrior

      Have you heard the racist version?

      • Phantom Govnah

        yes

  • Phantom Govnah

    so currently on Nintendo Direct video page for 9/13 on youtube
    http://i.4cdn.org/v/1505183316879.jpg

    • YESYESYESTES

    • Auragar

      The SSB? Could mean something, might mean nothing. SSB for Switch has been obvious for a long time and it was a surprise they didn’t show it at E3 so… yeah.

    • Golden_Flygon

      That sounds…. smashing

    • Butter Geek

      IN-CI-NE-ROAR! IN-CI-NE-ROAR! IN-CI-NE-ROAR!

      • Shady

        Wat did u mean?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      God the direct is going to be amazing

  • It’s the 2nd week of the month so I’d expect some new Usum news. Hopefully something really cool is revealed. Still curious if more Alolan forms will be a thing since everyone wants them, including me.

  • Butter Geek
    • UnburdenedLegume

      AAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • Shady

      I want him for Pokken

      • Butter Geek

        He’ll be better in smash

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Not likely 👀

      • Butter Geek

        Don’t say that

        • Phantom Govnah

          Not Likely

  • Deerlia

    I am alive, I am safe, home in some strange twist of fate remained undamaged. I am returning from my refuge forest tomorrow, deers~

    • Butter Geek

      That’s great! We’re all very glad you’re safe!

    • Desu-er Seraph

      >w< yay!

  • Fedex

    I feel like I’m having an allergic reaction like my body feels really uncomfortable without it’s drug coz NO NEWS COROCORO SOMETHING KIND OF REVEAL PLZ ARGHH 👊

  • Shady

    This card should be banned. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1505182703881.jpg

  • Fedex

    Corocoro is leaking!!!!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Necrozma forms leaked by Corocoro
    Mane of Twilight and Wings of Dawn

  • Sunny Mahmud

    So Coro Coro leaks, and I found this that matches up with what was revealed O.o Coincidence?
    http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/33495975
    (Please don’t hurt me, I just wanted to see what everyone think)