Pokémon fans across the world are puzzling over a new video featured on the official Japanese Pokémon YouTube channel. Today’s post is not hype, but more of an explanation since a lot of fans seem to be curious on Twitter and social media. Many people have had their interest piqued by the inclusion of Dialga and the Distortion World since interest in a remake of Pokémon Diamond & Pearl is high.

The teaser is actually for a project from the Pokémon Daisuki Club (Pokémon Lover’s Club) called “The Pokémon Mystery Files”. It features many mysterious Pokémon and events from past games with the tagline ‘The World of Pokémon You Don’t Know’ and mimics the style of shows such as The X-Files or The Twilight Zone. It is listed as a special report, so it will most likely be a simple retrospective of some of the more interesting and supernatural phenomena of the Pokémon World for younger fans.

An official site has been set-up and features some art, including that of Ultra Beasts from Pokémon Sun & Moon. It could eventually even tie-in with mysteries from Pokémon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon, but we’ll learn more when the project fully launches on July 19.

Sorry if this trailer got anyone’s hopes up, but I felt like I should shine a little light so no one gets too excited!

  • Daedardus

    You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Pokémon Fans’ Rampant Speculation Zone.

    • PJ

      Bitch I’ve been here for 7 years

  • DHInc

    Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh! Crossover confirmed!

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    O-oh?

  • 0:51 wait what’s this UFO? a Magnezone? otherwise how come we didn’t know about this?

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      It’s Magnezone. I imagine they didn’t zoom in as this way it’s like when people take pics of UFOs. Hard to see from a distance is what makes it a mystery lol

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Honestly? I really dig it. Creepy stuff like alien mysteries and unsolved mysteries are really up my alley lol https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c7f476ca981cd50be57d12c375c209b471a5aa8f05e23b92e3cc08edbe5b25b.jpg

  • anyway, it seems just a footage about everything related to extraterrestrial Pokémon through all the generations. nothing to speculate about, although I would like US/UM to be more focused on that.

  • Ok… I don’t understand what it says please explain its confusing me

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I’m moterately F**KING PISSED

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      *moderately

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Will they explain for once why the sound you pick on the radio in the ruins of Alph shares the same melody of the Azure flute which summons Arceus? 👀

    Probably not ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • zess

    Well I’m certainly looking forward to This! would love for them to go more in-depth with some of the unanswered aspects of pokemon. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f86d22d8acbecc6dc355c76cfb2fc76d0d39f030e024d18d6752b9f8f0061fe0.jpg

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Pokémon illuminate confirmed?

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Illuminati*

  • EarthenWarrior

    extraterrestrial pokemon always a puzzling question
    excluding legendary pokemon what is your favorite space pokemon?

    • Clefable

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Beheeyem

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Deoxys

      • E X C L U D I N G

        L E G E N D A R I E S

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          I’m blind

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Starmie

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    So the Marshadow movie apparently did suck
    Thinking about it , some of the movie infuriates me

    • Govnah
      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        I feel depressed

        • Govnah

          its a pokemon movie what do u expect

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I expected Marshadow to be somewhat relevant……

          • EarthenWarrior

            just wait for the 21st Movie

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Doubt it cause Pokemon movie

    • At least your mythical got a movie. Meloetta got a shitty anime arc. At least Shaymin’s movie was sorta ok I think

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        It’s lore got literally shit on
        I mean.. it’s based off something meant to guide spirits and they made it a murderous fucking villiian

        • How is Marshadow more evil than Darkrai?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Wait what?

            (No like legit nothing about it screams villain)

          • Darkrai was never a villain in the movie. Even though he totally is in the games, he was trying to protect the town or something.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            But this thing literally had no reason to be a villian. Dakrai had a story at least, they made it into a misunderstanding story

            Marshadow is just WELP HE’S A BAD GAI

      • EarthenWarrior

        Shaymin was an absolute asshole in the movie
        also how come s many forest dwelling pokemon just “happen” to know ice beam during the ending

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          Would have preffered a shaymin tier movie…

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Why the actual fuck is everything going wrong today?

  • WHAT IF ULTRA SUN AND MOON ARE ALIEN STORIES WHERE ULTRA BEASTS ARE POPPING UP AND THE AETHER FOUNDATION IS TRYING TO COVER IT UP

    THATS WHY THEY ARE ULTRA

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      HOLY SHIT

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So the Aether foundation becomes the FBI 👀

  • EarthenWarrior

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I doubt that Lucario will win tbh

  • ShinyXatu

    Pokemon and X-Files is a combination I never knew I wanted. (Seriously, I have no idea what this could be).

  • ShinyXatu

    So here’s the cover of CoroCoro, in case you haven’t seen it. I don’t know why it’s taking SO DAMN LONG to leak and show us that it is just the Ho-oh distribution. I’m so tired of waiting all the time for things. Sorry for the short rant, my patience today is at an all-time low.
    http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1499860162795.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      Ughhhhhh come on Gamefreak stop jerking us around and just release something, it doesn’t have to be a lot, just something to keep us going

    • UnburdenedLegume

      I posted here 2 days ago that Corocoro wont have any USUM content, why are people still surprised?

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m gonna take advantage of this intense heat and humidity
    later does anybody wanna play a couple rounds of CAH?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Lmao this dude:
    Ultra Lunala is Psychic/Ice
    Ultra Solgaleo is Psychic/Electric

    8 Gyms, trials are no longer present
    Po Town is no longer TS hideout, it is now a inhabitated by regular people
    You can obtain Lunala/Solgaleo in the opposite game
    Cynthia and Samuel Oak have a role in the main story
    Hau is no longer the rival, instead its a new character who came to Alola from Sinnoh
    New Alolan forms for the following Pokemon: Skarmory, Furret, Mantine, Wobbuffet, Ursaring and Sunflora
    Johto starters have exclusive Z-moves

    • thegreatcarbinkle

      is this realistic? no
      do i want it to happen? y e s

  • Golden_Flygon

    Although I was expecting it, I’m still disappointed at the lack of USUM news. I think we’ll prob need to wait till late July or earlier August for news.

    Anyway, in the meantime for waiting for USUM news, I plan on finishing the post-games for HG and Black, which I’m about halfway through each of them. Currrently in HG, I’m finishing up catching the legends, while in Black I’m leveling up my mons to be at the levels of the other trainers while finishing my trek around the eastern side of Unova. If I get these post-games done early, then I might start up a Black 2 run with Snivy (may or may not be a Nuzlocke).

  • Hey. Yo. America people here. You may have seen this already but its really important. The head of the FCC is basically trying to undo net neutrality. If this happens then this means that your internet provider could slow down or block certain sites and force you to pay them more money. Basically it fucks over the internet. I felt this is kinda important because ya know… Pokejungle is on the internet. And so is pokemon show down. And serebii. And Splatoon 2, ARMS, Smash, Mario Kart, and of course, Pokemon. Its really important

    dearfcc.org

    This link makes it as easy as possible. It literally takes a minute or two. The internet is a freedom, so we gotta do what we can to protect it

    • EarthenWarrior

      Screw the FCC

      • they can go fccthemselves

        oh wait

        gofccyourself.com

        thats the John Oliver one thats a bit more complicated but its much more fun to use.

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Did it

      • Gailmgoode

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    • Ty

      I am team FCC here, they are protecting us. #AjitVPaiFanClub

      • Can you explain that?

        • Ty

          They help censor what is bad so I can be a good boy.

          • You have a very big misunderstanding here. This isn’t censoring hate speech or terrorism, this is allowing companies to destroy competition and business. Consider the fact that without Net Neutrality, a provider like Verizon could slow Netflix and Youtube to speeds that make them unusable to promote their own streaming service.

            Think about how disastrous that is. All of a sudden, thousands of youtubers and youtube employees lose their jobs, users are forced to pay more money to access the same content, and any competitors that try to open up are doomed as soon as a provider spots them.

            The entire internet would be destroyed from this. It would become a game of who can pay for what they want and it destroys freedom. Supporting this is an act against free information. That is the real censorship.

          • EarthenWarrior

            don’t bother he is a chode

          • Ty

            “The entire internet would be destroyed from this”
            The internet is not good, we need to spend less time on the phone/laptop and at least 30hrs a week in Church to be good.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            But the bestest bois don’t need censors, they know what to avoid

          • Ty

            My mom would beg to differ.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            How so?

          • Daedardus

            ???

            FCC doesn’t censor anything. They are a regulating body that has been infiltrated in the past half year with neolibertanian Reps (thanks Trump) that want to give the power to AT&T and Comcast to regulate the internet.

            When’s the last time you had a great experience and service with either of those two companies? Think about that!

  • Ithsme?

    Happy net neutrality day everyone, biggest holiday of the year (I totally didn’t just find out this morning. . . )

  • Ty

    Insider info.

    USUM will include:
    7 badges and 5 Gyms

    Kiawi, Lana, and Mallow battle you in a triple battle gym match. You earn 3 badges for the battle.

    Lillie becomes a gym leader, but you cannot battle her. She is supposed to have the 8th badge, but gives you the badge if you compliment her new style. (She hints you will have to wait a bit longer to battle her in a future title)

    Bugsy and Falkner make returns as the E4 members. E4 Members use 3 pokemon, but do not be discourage they are very difficult possessing pokemon with levels over 40!!

    Some of your favorites earn mega evolutions including Vanilluxe (Ice/Grass), Escavalier (Normal/Bug), Wormadam (Bug/Normal), Spinda (Normal), Throh (Fighting/Fire), Sawk (Fighting/Water), Basculine -red (water), Basculine-blue (water) and Lumineon (Water/Bug).

    New Move Tutor Moves for Starters!
    Primarina – Soothing Lullaby – 60% accuracy, puts opponent to sleep even if they are burning, and heals opponent’s burns. Improvement to accuracy over Sing! Amazing!

    Decidueye – Shooting Star (flying) – 1KO fairy types.

    Incineroar – Choke Slam – Two turn move. Opponent cannot move, causes burn on first turn, and then inflicts 180 damage. Priority +4.

    You do not choose your starter, but rather it chooses you based on your 3DS history. It does this by randomly selecting a game you have played from stored data and selects a pokemon based on that genre. Example: If you play shooting games you recieve Decidueye; if you play fighter games you get Incineroar; if you play My little Kitty Racing you get Primarina.

    There are no evil teams. Instead you struggle with personal issues like sexual identity and gender, the hardships of being a teen, and finding religion. You are able to date any character (except for Lillie), customize your characters body by what you eat/exercise, and start a new religious group based on a legendary pokemon idol.

    No new pokemon, just a few new mega evolutions.

    • EarthenWarrior
    • ShinyXatu

      Nice fanfic, but you’ll need to provide a source for it to be taken even remotely seriously.

      • EarthenWarrior

        you were too late for the perfect setup

      • Ty

        I am the source.

        • Ty

          As an employee, I have to protect my identity.

          • ShinyXatu

            An employee of Game Freak, huh?

          • Ty

            Yes.

    • “There are no evil teams. Instead you struggle with personal issues like sexual identity and gender, the hardships of being a teen, and finding religion.”

      A lifetime original movie… Pan(sage)sexual

      • EarthenWarrior

        Male and Straight
        done and done game won

        • Straight White Male > Credits Skip

          • Ty

            You cannot complete the game if you are rejected though. Sometimes characters will require you to be flexible sexually in order to win them order, thus putting you in an existential crisis.

          • So its a dating sim?

            Why can’t you just date the character you want and live a happy life if they reject you until you find someone who loves you back

          • Ty

            It’s like persona in that way, yes.

          • Ty

            You have to figure out your true “type”

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Ghost type is attractive but so is bug
            If you’re wearing Araquanid themed clothing I’ll show ya my aqua jet

          • cute dark haired nerdy gay girls

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Tomboyish short haired cinnamon rolls

          • that too

            fuck, dude I just like girls

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I’ve met one like that and I literally think they’re perfect
            Plus they’re British which is rad

          • British accents are the best

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Along with Aussie

          • yee

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I want an accent so friggin bad

          • I think about that sometimes until I realize I have an American accent to people from other places but it sounds like “normal” talking to me since I’ve always lived around here

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            People outside this country say my voice doesn’t even have an accent XD

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Types are removed and instead, they’re now the other kind of “types”

        • Ty

          Illima might beg to disagree.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i ain’t Llama am i

      • ShinyXatu

        I didn’t even read that part…that’s definitely an idea.

        • I would be down for it if Moon could date Lillie and make my only ship come true

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I want this to be real

      • Ty

        It is, no worries 🙂

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Nice job spelling Basculin

      • Ty

        Great Catch! It receives a spelling change due to it’s root word “masculine”. We felt like it will complement the new mega evolution.

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          If it’s not water dragon im rioting

    • Daedardus

      Good thing the 3DS has all these first person shooter games then.

      • There are going to be like two people getting Primarina..
        But what if you dont have any games and its a new 3ds? You get missing no.?

        • Daedardus

          You get a Bidoof.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            So you get a better starter?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            If Litten was being replaced by Bidoof than yes, you would be…
            I’m not even kidding, Simple Bibarel with swords dance is utterly moronic

          • Daedardus

            It has Truant and only knows Amnesia.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Oh

      • I saw “person” and though of “Persona Q” lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Insider of someones trolling mind perhaps.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Tbh I’m part Tardigrade

    • Tardigrades are amazing

      why isnt there a tardigrade pokemon

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Same reason there isn’t a sea pig, platypus, or dolphin Pokemon

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Because it’d be op

      • ShinyXatu

        I just had a cool idea for a tardigrade legendary trio. Wikipedia says they’re also called water bears, space bears, and “moss piglets”. Those are all referring to the same thing, but what if they were three separate things? Water/Steel, Dark/Steel and Grass/Steel typing.

        • SPACE BEARS I LOVE IT

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          I’ll take that
          (Even if the latter name is due to a space related experiment)

      • Daedardus

        I always thought Reuniclus loosely served that role. Since it has Overcoat and Magic Guard mimicking the tardigrades protection to harsh environments and Reuniclus was one hell of a tough Pokémon, at least in BW.

        Doubt they will ever make a full fledged tardigrade Pokémon, not much design space left for it.

        • Its based on cells and mitosis though so I dont think its anything like Reunicles

          • Daedardus

            I think it’s just a mix. It can have an origin in cells and cell splitting, and just throw in some elements pertaining to tardigrades.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Mark my words, Gen 2 is going to get hyped up by every source and get absolutely no payoff

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    If I ever want to …. mate with someone at a circus, do you think the phrase “I’m down to clown” is suitable?

    • Thats the only suitable phrase

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        :3

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sorry but it isn’t suitable

      It is perfect

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        😀

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Are you fucking kidding me, THIS GAME HAS ONE!?…..
    http://pgenvp.wikia.com/wiki/Tarditank

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      @starstorm295:disqus I found a goddamn waterbear

      • iluvhim

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          its from Pokemon clover… don’t love it

          • i love him not the world he was born into

    • Damn, that’s a pretty obscure animal. Props to them.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Name is a play on Tardigrade, referencing its incredible bulk by replacing ‘grade’ with ‘tank’. Its design may also reference ‘tard’ in the fact that it looks like it’s totally retarded.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        It’s a clovermon

  • I have a gimmicky idea for a pokemon:

    Can’t be hit by moves sorta like Shedninja. Not even super effective moves.

    Has an ability that knocks itself out after PP is all out

    Has an exclusive move that only has 5 PP and doesnt work with a PP Up

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      That can potentially be broken

    • Daedardus

      Dragon dance
      Dragon dance
      Dragon dance
      Dragon dance
      Dragon dance
      Come at me bro.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody
  • UnburdenedLegume

    Ugh finding all these Korok seeds is exhausting. Currently clocked at 350 and i seriously need a break now smh

    • From what I’ve seen, it doesn’t seem like it’s really worth it collecting all the Korok seeds

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Not really because you technically only need 441 to fully upgrade your inventory. If you collect all 900 you get a golden Korok turd lol

      • Daedardus

        You get a steaming pile of poo and one extra emote.

        • And a Joy-Con in the wall.

      • EarthenWarrior

        only bragging rights which apparently mean something nowadays

        • UnburdenedLegume

          I’ll probably stop once i have 441. Cba to find almost 500 more lmao

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody
  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody
    • stop the cuteness will kill me

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Looks like having a small mouth or no mouth at all is the main ingredient to being cute :p

    • Daedardus

      King Bumi is in the Pokémon world now?

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        :3 Maybe

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Why the fuck is its back slanted like that
        Why is their a big tuft of fur rising from its anus

        • EarthenWarrior

          doesn’t matter this not Guffang would tear those weenies apart for fun

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Type?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it says its Ground/Dark

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Link me the DA page
            It’s so …. generic

          • EarthenWarrior

            Jingyena: The Malicious Pokémon

            Type: Ground/Dark

            Stats:
            HP – 85
            Attack – 125
            Defense – 85
            Sp. Atk – 40
            Sp. Def – 95
            Speed – 107
            Total – 537

            I like it, its not overly designed and just a simple Hyena

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            But it’s literally just a hyena but with anal hair

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s its tail……

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            It still looks like fucking anus hair

    • Monkeyfuzz

      First one looks a bit like Larvitar.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        STILL KYOOT

        • Monkeyfuzz

          The best of these is the bat to me.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Its so kyoooot

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    TFW you beat a person in arms who is a level above you in your worst matchup on one of your worst stages with a set of arms your testing out for the first time in your first match of the day all while using the single joycon controller for the first time when playing helix

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    That face when you’re trying to make a fakemon and you realize halfway through that the mon unwillingly parodies a rather touchy subject and has a chance of being seen as distasteful

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Details needed 👀

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        I’m not quite sure how sensitive this would be but I tried to make a Mind controlling butterfly

        Put two and two together

        Literally had zero idea it was a thing…

        • I don’t get it…

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Some peeps are probs triggered by this but not too many
            Just don’t want a design with that dark of an undertone
            http://conspiracy.wikia.com/wiki/Monarch_Project

          • OH FUCK THAT SHIT IS SO RAD

            NONONONONO MAKE THIS FAKEMON MAKE THIS

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            XD I legit thought, what’s a cool idea for a butterfly
            Than for some reason the mental image of a Tippi-esque butterfly with mind controlling powers popped into my head
            Than I googled it to see if butterflies had any semblance to mind control (inspiration is really helpful) and found this project so

          • Ooooohhhh, MK Ultra. I didn’t know it was called Project Monarch. I’d like to see this made.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            :3

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          This sure is weird, but I don’t see how having a loose and coincidental connection to the MKULTRA be distasteful

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            People get triggered by people eating meat
            I have lots of risks to work around
            Kinda like how my Robotic Desparado now has a cow skull esque head to avoid a humanod resemblance

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I doubt they’ll get too “triggered” by that, also, it’s a super rad concept as well

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            True…

    • And what might that touchy subject be?

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I tried to look up coolest fakemons but my first result for coolest f was “Coolest fidget spinners” and “Coolest fidget spinners ever” as the third result

    • EarthenWarrior

      more like third insult

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      What about the coolest fidget spinner trick

      https://media.giphy.com/media/IFEDYJqzWLiRq/giphy.gif

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        nOpE

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’m just waiting for somebody to die from fidget spinners

      • JULY 28TH BAYBEEEEE

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Can’t waiiiiiit

          • Super hyped for the death of animation

          • ??

          • emoji movie

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            ….will sadly be better than Fan4
            I’m calling it

          • I’m saying it’ll (sadly) be better than The Room.

          • no it wont. The Room is better ironically.

          • Fair enough.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Nothing can be better than the Room

          • Well, you got Tommy Wiseau starring in it with his first words (and the first words of the movie, no less) being “Hi beeb.”

          • Oh god

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Yay

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Pokemon Quartz 2 Electric Boogaloo

  • One of my favorite gaming conspiracy theories

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      *game theory outtro*

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Tbh, I think that this conspiracy theory is what got me in the fantastic world of conspiracy theories :0

      • I like conspiracy theories as stories. They are fun to think about, but ultimately you are crazy if you believe most of them

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I used to meme until I realized the cost
    Bottle flipping flipped my life upside down
    Fidget spinning spun my life out of control
    And now I’ve been crawling in my crawl for so long that I’ve been reduced to a tired crawl

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A COOL LEMUR AND NOW IT HAS TWO LYCANROC ESQUE FORMS FUCK

    • EarthenWarrior

      calm down spaz, just rework it into a branched evolution

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        No but they actually work

  • Daedardus

    Hey guys, remember that One Punch Man Season 2 was coming this year?! Yeah, me neither.

    • Oh yeah, I forgot.

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      I did

    • EarthenWarrior

      i moved away from anime

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Dae pls, I have a to watch anime list and I don’t want to make it even longer >~<

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Say WHAAAAAAAAAA???? I’m so stoked for that!!! One Punch Man is such a great series lol

    • Golden_Flygon

      Thanks for reminding me about it

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Fanmon creation starts again tomorrow

  • Hey Guys sorry for not being around today, but my day was good

    I got bought myself the Tapu Bulu TCG tin and got this barrage of beauty

    Got a new notification tone of Blastoise

    Finally got to get back in the pool

    Did a raid battle and caught a Magmar and two Horsea

    And Star just let me finish the last of the Pokémon then color in and they are complete

  • EarthenWarrior

    something here is sucking up my bandwidth like a wine-o at an open bar

  • EarthenWarrior

    soooooooo anybody for a little cards against humanity?

    • if theres enough people im down

    • Armaggedon16

      I would be. But I don’t know how to play :/

      • its pretty simple. the black card has something on it that might have blanks to fill. The people all have white cards with answers on them and the card czar chooses the best one then that person gets a point

      • EarthenWarrior

        its really simple its basically apples for apples for stupid people
        somebody is the card czar and puts up a question, you have cards with answers and whoever is it has to pick the one that makes the most sense or just whatever he/she thinks fits

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I am

      • EarthenWarrior

        the password is earthenisgreat

  • TCRowlet

    I think tomorrow I’ll play BOTW for the first time since MK8D came out…I really need to finish that game…but racing is just so fun

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    we need two three more come on it’s good crude fun

    • Seraph, Kurusu, one of you get your ass in this game

      • @spectralseraph:disqus
        @irvinap:disqus

        boizz

  • EarthenWarrior

    we got four i’m starting

  • Can I just point out that the Pokemon Mystery FiIes Logo looks really similar to Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0’s logo?

  • Hey Star I got the First ones done it’s Mantimp and it’s evolution Shrimpout https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97f809bd0dcfb091f257aed9a657948cf98f993d55a59300ebc04c095c8550f8.jpg

    • raaaad

      • I actually this morning decided to make it and Brak in two ways one for this

        Then make them my new starters for my Fan region

  • ShinyXatu

    Made it up to Rank 9 in ARMS…Rank 10 is next!

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      11 here

      • ShinyXatu

        Is 15 the highest you can go for right now?

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          20 after the update

          • ShinyXatu

            Damn, I had a feeling…

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            MAX BRASS

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody
    • hungry hungry hippos?

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Horseshoe crabs

    • EarthenWarrior

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    • uuuuhhhhh Rick I don’t know about this.. T-this seems like it was a bad idea

    • Golden_Flygon

      Dear lord XD

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    So since I’m playing HG I’m thinking about catching a bunch of Pokemon in Johto specific balls to bring up to Gen 7. Should I make Ho-oh one of them? If so which ball should I catch it in? If not I may just use my Masterball on it or something lol

    • Try to get a shiny one then use a heavy ball

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        That sounds like a lot of work lol

        • It is but how many people can say they have one

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Level ball Ho-Oh

  • The PowerGlove with Punch Out is basically ARMS with bad controls .o.

    • ShinyXatu

      It’s really cool to think that this and Wii Sports Boxing were basically the earliest prototypes for what would become the next big Nintendo IP. No one would have seen it coming back then. I wonder if there are other examples of this on the way?

      • Virtural Boy is another example of good ideas being hindered by technology only to be revived.

  • ShinyXatu

    Anyone remember this interview from almost exactly a year ago?
    http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-wants-zelda-producer-eiji-aonuma-to-make-a-new-ip-likes-the-idea-of-living-as-a-thief/
    Aonuma could be working on a new IP where you play as a thief. It’ll be like Sly Cooper but BETTER! I wonder how far in development that project is by now (if at all), and how that’s being balanced with the next Zelda…

    • oooooo that sounds really interesting actually

      • ShinyXatu

        Maybe E3 2018? I dunno, but I do expect another Zelda announced at E3 2019 so I’m just unsure how busy this guy is xD

    • EarthenWarrior

      Sly Cooper y’say?
      i bet you can guess my favorite bosses from Sly 3

      • ShinyXatu

        Haven’t played it, Sly 2 is next on my list. I’ll probably play it after God of War 2 (which is awesome so far by the way)

        • EarthenWarrior

          well unsurprisingly you’ll know why its my favorite

      • Panda King and Don Octavio?

        • EarthenWarrior

          nu

          • The chicken guy and The Mask of Dark Earth?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well what the mask did to Carmelita

          • Why am I not surprised?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i make it extremely clear that i like em big

  • ShinyXatu

    “Sir, I think it’s time to release our first USUM trailer, the fans are getting impatient”
    “No…try this one instead”

    • PercyEspeon

      Quick, get this through the analysis machine, there’s gotta be something USUM in this!
      *zooms into the Pikachus*

      • LOOK FOR SOMBRA CLUES

      • ShinyXatu

        ENHANCE

        • PercyEspeon

          WE CAN’T ENHANCE ANYMORE!!!!!

    • I give it a pass for making me laugh so hard

      • PercyEspeon

        It would be better if it hid USUM info in the middle of it

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well this day was uneventful
    Tomorrow I work for 7 hours and will pack up for Lake George for a week, it sucks no new episode of SM this week,
    I’m rambling until my sleeping pills kick in…..

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I love when people direct me to tweets like this

    (A Verlisify tweet)
    “The sad thing is I can’t say “If I was Vizually I would just kms since this is my core fanbase” because thats bullying somehow :(“

    • PercyEspeon

      That didn’t stop him before, but what do I know? *sips coffee cause it’s better than tea*

    • wtf?

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        I don’t know anymore

        • what did Vizually do to Verlisify??

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Oh it was him commenting on a fan of Vizually talking about Pokemon rarities

          • What would warrant him to say that though? Thats something an edgelord teenager would say not an adult with a relatively big fanbase

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            He’s Verlisify

          • Jesus, man.. what an ass

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Indeed

      • PercyEspeon

        My reaction too

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    It’s now time for
    SENTENCES IN A BOOK THAT SOUND REALLY WEIRD OUT OF CONTEXT
    “She would tickle me and then hand me a cucumber to eat”

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody
    • serf y

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Cuz

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          *Kooz

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    You’re welcome world, I just found this
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlongitis

    • surfer nu

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Stoory yarse

        • g0 2 ur rumm

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Or naught moi mwum

          • ORE EM II

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            *LEg GAASPU*

    • This is reminding me of looking up my school on Urban Dictionary and seeing a very accurate reading on it

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Ayyy

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            its a school where people who think/wish they were black, new pricipals come every year, and kids smoke pot on the corners. every kid has hung out at the movies, wendys, or taco bell at least 100 times, thinking that thier cool. you ride in richie the ice cream mans truck and played soccer w. the little leprichaun on ur shirt. u chill in ur friends basement or backyard and get wasted on weekends. u hang out at the green and school yards and get drunk and then run from the cops when they come. the football team sucks and everyone goes to games just to see them lose. there are always hot young teachers to look at, and old ugly teachers to laugh at. yet they still get more tha half the school sports funding year after year. you call teachers by first names. everyone knows puccio hates freshman.. everyone always talks smack about freshmen, even though they used to be freshmen. you all know puccio hates freshmen. you go to ginos atleast twice a month for lunch. everyone says when they grow up theyr gonna leave island trees, but only half of us actually will. its pretty much the lamest school around, but everyone that goes there loves it and they know it!
            2 common converations between two students from island trees:
            ex1) -hey wut r u doing tonight?
            -getting drunk you
            -same

            ex2) – sup hommie
            – ur white

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            This is mine

          • That’s your school?! Sounds Rough for all High schools apparently then

          • Shit, that’s actually pretty accurate.

  • Ive been watching anime videos for like an hour wtf I don’t even watch anime

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      ANIMU

      • It started with Studio Ghibli because I love their films and I’m probably going to watch Kiki again tonight because I adore it but then it just leaked into main stream anime. Like… the only anime I’ve watched is Pokemon and Dragon ball Z..

        Actually not even Dragon Ball Z! It’s DBZ abridged!

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          Join us in the world of anime star-chan

          • Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Pwease?

          • …mehbey

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I’ll be happy if ya do!

          • … well i do like happy seraph….

        • Oh god yes, DBZ Abridged.

  • TCRowlet

    • reminds me of that time Pikachu died during the show and these guys dived in trying to get him off the stage

    • It still is making me laugh

  • We’ll me must go to bed now Goodnight and yodel away with the Pikachu’s tonight if you can

  • Rockcrawdaunt

    Just sent my letter to save net neutrality! Also, when should we be expecting Coro Coro?

    • Ithsme?

      Probably yesterday.

    • Like, now.

    • yeeee

      and coro coro most likely won’t have anything

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Forget about CoroCoro this month. There’s nothing in it. The best we can hope fore is a page saying “Stay tuned for next month!! A new Scoop coming in August!!” Other than that it’s just a serial code for a Ho-oh distribution. We’ll get an out of the blue trailer before we get something from CoroCoro.

      • Rockcrawdaunt

        Does your uncle work for Nintendo?

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          No lol The cover has already leaked and apparently the only other thing released was the usual manga.

  • Ithsme?

    So I’m on vacation right now, and I had some free time so I figured I’d play some MH. I had my 3DS in my personal bag along with 2 boxes of candy, and I when I took the 3DS out, the front was crusted with melted and re-solidified candy. Ugh. . .

  • MenacingCascoon

    Man I just dont understand it. When I try to shiny hunt in AS no shiny, but every single time I EV train in As I find a shiny. Just found shiny whismur. this is like the 15th one

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Are you doing hordes for shiny hunting? Or just EV training? That might be why. Sneaking can take a long time, I did around 800 for Ditto before I got my Shiny Imposter one.

  • Shady
  • ShinyXatu

    This CoroCoro is almost historically late. The latest I remember is the one that revealed Mega Pidgeot and Sableye back in 2014, which was on the 14th. Even if there’s likely nothing, it should have come out by now. Something that still has a 5% chance of excitement is a teaser for Pokémon Movie 2018 when this year’s movie releases in full this weekend.

    • What if the Nintendo ninjas finally got all the leakers?

      • ShinyXatu

        Kimishima’s ultimate plan…the deployment of Nintendo ninjas for every household.

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      It’s not late. The cover already leaked and the only other thing that came out of it was the manga that’s in it. There’s just nothing in it worth showing.

  • Ahhhhhhh

    I love Kiki’s Delivery Service so much. It’s not as great as other Ghibli films like Spirited Away but something about it just appeals to me so much.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Morning Buttmunches

    • Daedardus

      Good afternoon

  • TCRowlet

    I’ll play Zelda today, I really need to finish that game….turns on MK….

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Swats you with a newspaper*

      • TCRowlet

        Go play MK, maybe you’ll get in my lobby

        • EarthenWarrior

          I am trying to defecate

    • Like me with Persona 5, but I’m busy playing Dokkan Battle.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Reminds me of the days when I used to play MKDS. It was so addictive

      • TCRowlet

        That’s my 2nd favorite MK game <3

    • Daedardus

      Me: “I’ll play Zelda today, I really need to finish the last dungeon”… does nothing productive all day

  • Gailmgoode

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !pa273d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  • EarthenWarrior
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      “Type: Kawaii” I’m done

  • EarthenWarrior

    Yeeesh where is everybody today, it’s super slow at work and my thoughts won’t stop whispering to me…

    I wish we had some kinda news or something to attract people here

    • Sunny

      New article.

  • Poketard101

    The only thing that interested me in this whole video, is what appeared in the commercial at 57 seconds in.The creepy purple beast, floating above the city, that looks like it could be a new ultra beast. (unless the Pokemon company has suddenly taken to adding clips from completely NON Pokemon related video games now.) 🙂

    • António Rego

      Or Maybe its from a not well know game called Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 where you could be a movie star and there where some wierd as shit green screen monsters there… I dont know… Nobody knows that game anyways…

      • Wu Ming

        Crikey Moses, do I miss Pokestar Studios.

      • Poketard101

        I have both games. But I never saw that crap, because the silly Pokestar studio’s never interested me, so after the initial forced introduction to it, I never went back to it. But thank you for telling me about it. 🙂

  • Erikarbenjamin

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