Pokémon GO is celebrating its first birthday in many parts of the world and the latest event celebrates the occasion. The special anniversary event is active from July 6th (today!) to the 13th, so don’t wait to take advantage of it!

Players will be able to find Ash Hat Pikachu and catch it for their collection. Anime fans may be especially interested after watching almost 20 years of Ash Ketchum’s journey to become a Pokémon Master.

In addition, special sale packages (called “Anniversary Boxes”) will be available to purchase and include many helpful items at a discount.

Are you pumped to catch another Pikachu? Or will you be giving this event a pass?

  • EarthenWarrior

    MARINA IS BAE

  • Govnah

    Team Marina

  • Ithsme?

    Shoot, I posted my comment in the old article. Basically my thoughts are:
    – there wasn’t enough content to make an actual direct but they did anyway
    – it’s becoming more apparent to me that this game won’t be able to justify the “2” in it’s name. I had faith in Nintendo originally, but it isn’t looking great.

    • Govnah

      I liked it alot

      • Ithsme?

        What did you like about it? Genuinely curious, it felt like a rundown of basic splatoon gameplay with some DLC thrown in.

        • Govnah

          This Direct was meant to be a refresher, not a direct to show off a bunch of new things

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    OMG I’m watching the Litten/Stoutland episode……..This is such a freaking sad episode……….Why would Disney end their marathon this?!?!?!?!

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      happOk that was such an emotional episode. I’m so happy Littwn was able to find some sort of happiness. Ash is a real mensch

    • EarthenWarrior

      BAH I SAY, The episode was sad but the dub failed to live up to expectations and truly capture how powerful this episode is

      Three areas
      -When Litten is frantic and begging ash for help the dub doesn’t have that sense of desperation that the original had especially when the final leaf fell and Litten was screaming to the sky, just not that emotion
      -The score: The music was downtrodden but still had pep to it, the original used not only Snowpoint city’s music but also the added Meowth’s ballad which really made the whole grief and sorrow so much more stronger
      -and lastly the dialogue felt just so dumbed down as always, when Rotom asked where Stoutland was Kukui only replied “I’m sorry” his “Don’t ask that” just felt so much more serious and effective

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Well I didn’t see the Japanese dub so…..yeah…..I’d say perspective is key and you preferring one over the other doesn’t mean the English dub did a bad job.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I command you to go watch the Japanese one right now
          Don’t fucking bother with youtube since they have to edit the music out
          Go to Watchcartoononline.net right fucking now and you better be bawling your eyes out when you get back
          DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!? MOOOOOVE OUT

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            I really don’t care…. I enjoyed watching the English dub and now you’re kind of ruining it…..thanks…..

  • ShinyXatu

    I can’t believe it’s been a whole year. I’ll never forget the GO craze. Anyway, if you don’t pick Ice Cream for the Splatfest I’m going to be slightly disappointed.

    • EarthenWarrior

      ANYTHING FOR MARINA!!!!!!

      • Govnah

        my girl

        • EarthenWarrior

          She is bae
          And I never say crap like that

          • Govnah

            she is bae

      • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • Wait, what were decisions again (for the Splatfest)?

      • Govnah

        Ice cream vs Cake

        • Shit, that’s a tough one.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Sissy crapcakes and sensual ice cream

    • I like both equally. I can’t choose. Why don’t we just have ice cream cake?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Arctic Roll.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      But, cake is clearly better than ice cream 👀

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Wow this is the most pathetic fucking event I’ve ever seen from this game. Literally the entire event is a sale and a special Pikachu…. what asshole made this

  • NO BUT GUYS YOU ALL SAW MARINA RIGHT AND HOW ADORABLE AND PERFECT WHY DOES NINTENDO KEEP MAKING THESE PERFECT GIRLS

    • Govnah

      Can u draw her

    • *Pearl

      • Oh please… I can understand if you like Marie more than Callie but this time, Marina is objectively the better choice

        • I just don’t really like Marina’s design. Something about it just turns me off. Pearl just looks better in my eyes.

      • Ithsme?

        IMO pearl looks like an obnoxious little kid

    • EarthenWarrior

      I KNOW RIGHT
      THAT HAIR AND EXPOSED STOMACH

      • AND THE EYES

        • EarthenWarrior

          AND THAT COCA SKIN

          • Nintendo’s POC are just the best…

          • EarthenWarrior

            Whut

          • People of color

          • Croahunk

            People of colour, means anything but white

          • EarthenWarrior

            Never heard of it

          • Really? It’s a pretty common phrase

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m joking
            I’ve just never seen it abbreviated

          • Oh 😛

    • No I didn’t watch cause I don’t play Splatoon

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Eh, I don’t play Go anymore but this event has less stuff than I expected, even the solstice event was better

  • Croahunk

    If Marina doesn’t indicate playable Octolings I’ll be mildly annoyed 👀

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Why are Inklings the only playable characters in the game? There are a ton more of species in their world

      • Croahunk

        Because not every species can produce ink :p

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          But the ink comes from the gun…

          Doesn’t it?

          • Croahunk

            The reason Inklings are the same colour as their ink + can restore ink from being in ink is because the ink comes from them 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Kinda gross that they’re fighting with something that comes out of their body imo

          • Croahunk

            Real squids do it to an extent tho 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Doesn’t make it any less gross 👀👀

          • Govnah

            Its called Natural selection

          • EarthenWarrior

            Survival of the fattest

        • Govnah

          I produce ink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Govnah no…

          • EarthenWarrior

            But how will defend himself from predators?

          • NOT WITH HIS…. INK

          • EarthenWarrior

            I mean what else can he use?
            Flinging razor edged leaves? Ramming his body into foes? Or stabbing them with his horns and absorbing their nutrients? All terrible ideas,

          • Evolution has granted him with intelligence and the ability to use his limbs to fend off predators

          • EarthenWarrior

            What good is intelligence when you can’t spray sticky ink all over your enemies?
            Come on Star use yur brain

          • EarthenWarrior
        • EarthenWarrior

          Squids octopuses and cuttlefish
          Dats it

  • I adore Marina. I’m pretty sure she’s an octoling too which is even better.

    • Ithsme?

      She’s the better of the two, but also everything about this new duo disgusts me. :/

      • How dare you

        • Ithsme?

          No

          How dare YOU?!

          • HOW DARE I?? NAY, HOW DARE YOU!!!

          • Ithsme?

            Oh, I’m pretty good thanks

          • Oh ok cool

          • Ithsme?

            Yep

            Can we just talk about their catchphrase for a second? “Stay off the hook, don’t get cooked” is an awful replacement for “Stay fresh.” I mean they’re both cringy, but the new one is way too long whereas the old one is now pretty iconic in the series.

          • It reminds me of that spongebob episode

          • Ithsme?

            Yeah, now that I think about it, it kinda does. xD

            Either way I don’t see it becoming a signature for splatoon the same way that “stay fresh” has.

          • Govnah

            Mada Mada

          • Yeah. Maybe they knew they wouldn’t make anything better so they just gave up

          • Ithsme?

            But at that point why not just keep the original?

  • EarthenWarrior

    And………..yep I’m down again……..30 minutes til lunch……

  • Govnah

    You’re a Kiddo, You’re a Octo

  • I really hope Pikachu has a raised chance to catch Pikachu, I missed Party Hat Pikachu I won’t miss Ash Hat

  • Croahunk

    Okay GameFreak, since you’re putting Ash hat Pikachu in GO…

    Gimme them in SuMo 👀

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      They’ll come in time. It makes more sense for them to be out in Japan right now than it does anywhere else.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Also Shiny Tapu koko

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Now THAT is something they could easily release at any point. Given that we already have the 3ds theme I wonder what the hold up is lol

      • Croahunk

        The shiny Tapu are sooooooo cool, why can’t we have them all now >:(

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      What if they somehow made the Ash Pikachu transferable from mobile to SM

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    So the 20th movie is airing in Paris today. I wanna say it may already be in the process of doing so. we could have leaks of the teaser any hour now!!! lol

    • It’s either

      Gen 4
      Ultra Solgaleo/Lunaala
      Ultra Beasts

      • Croahunk

        Giratina coming out of an ultra wormhole being confirmed as an Ultra Beast, covered in the same Necrozma armour as the Ultra Legends 👀

        • My day is already blessed with the best girl if this happened I may die

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        I’m betting Ultra Beasts. Them plus Necrozma if it isn’t a secret character in this movie.

    • Someone tell me how awesome his Charizard is when you see it!

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        I’m just really interested to see how they handle some of the finer plot points. With Brock and Misty being replaced I wonder if they’ll have slightly different designs. If so why? If not then why even bother replacing them to begin with? Plus it appears the journey will be slightly different too. I wonder what they’ll focus on and what they’ll leave out. I doubt they’ll end the movie with Ash losing at the Indigo league hahahahaha

  • Daedardus
    • I’m forcing myself not to start any games so I can focus on learning art.

    • Daedardus

      Top excuses I use:
      – Ehh I should better study
      – Game wasn’t that great anyway
      – The section where I’m at sucks
      – Game’s too long, I will never finish
      – This is better with friends (who never come over)
      – I should focus on games I haven’t beaten
      – Game’s too hard
      – There is a port coming. One day. I’m sure of it
      – I better wait till I can play it stable on emulator

      • EarthenWarrior

        I too feel a similar pain Brudda
        I just feel like a waste of carbon right now, back in my prime I was gaming and drawing 25/8 and I was nailing down achievements and milestones and all sorts of stuff, but now I’m a fatter lazier sadder person, barely doing anything noteworthy with his life and trudging through a boring mire of repetitiveness

        Day in day out everything feels the same

  • Well in the boredom of my life going to draw a new Avatar for myself of Pokemon

    First two Pokemon suggested that I like will get in it so start suggesting

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Kingler, Raikou, Venonat, Marshadow, Lapras, Farfetch’d, Houndoom, Solgaleo, Infernape, Weavile.

      There’s a random 10 for you.

    • Furret

  • TheUltraMonster6893
  • Daedardus

    Okay, I’m looking through my backlog and found these games which are a good option to finish. Tell me which one I should pick and why!

    – Super Mario 3D World: No idea why I didn’t play this through, seems like I can beat most of it in 10 hours too.

    – Twilight Princess HD: Already a small 8 hours in, and I really like the game, but I have already done most of TP when it launched except for beating Ganon. I don’t know if beating the HD version will give me more satisfaction compared to playing BotW.

    – Xenoblade Chronicles X: Long, long game and I didn’t do much of it. I think the sheer size of it made me stop playing coupled with the fact that I expected a Switch port, but I still think having to play for 50 hours to beat it is too endearing. Maybe I can play till I get a skell though?

    – Tokyo Mirage Sessions: Bought it, never inserted disc, how’s the game anyway?

    – Persona 5: Really liked it, but again, the size of the game is just too big and it needs continous plays or else the story won’t be enjoyed as much. This is one of the better options I think though.

    – FFXV: Didn’t completely like the beginning and the patches are making it better, I better hold off for a while.

    – Dragon Quest VIII – I liked it, but it has some serious drawbacks compared to IX in my opinion.

    As you see, I have a paradoxal problems with liking game that are really long but where I don’t have any time to reasonably finish them.

    • Croahunk

      The game gets better with Skells tbh, so I’d just wait if you ever have the time tbh

      • Ithsme?

        I disagree. The exploration is the key aspect of X, and when you get the skells the world gets so much smaller and you don’t have to think about how to get anywhere. You just go up and fly directly there, no journey or anything.

        • Croahunk

          I mostly just used Skells as transport tbh, although I do wish that there was more areas where you can’t use Skells

    • Armaggedon16

      Persona 5 . It and TP are the best games on the list, but since you’ve already played the original already you should go with p5 instead.

    • Ithsme?

      I say Xenoblade X, but I’m very partial to that game in particular. Two things though:
      – Xenoblade 2 runs on the X engine, which makes a port all the more likely. I was gonna replay it recently but decided to hold off for that reason. However if you’ve never finished it, go for it.
      – It might be best if you only want to play until you get a Skell, because the game goes downhill from there. The skells make the world soooo much smaller and easily accessible and the exploration is the best part.

    • ShinyXatu

      Super Mario 3D World, hands down. It’s definitely not like the traditional 3D Mario games but it’s very polished and a really fun experience. You’ll really enjoy it, and it won’t take too long either.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    So who is Marina?

  • EarthenWarrior

    So any news from Pokemon 20th movie yet?

    • Croahunk

      Nope

  • Govnah

    DOOMFIST

    • Govnah

      Not Terry Crews

    • Croahunk

      DAAAAAADDDDDDY DOOOOOMFIST

    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG OMGLIKE OMG
      HES SO BADASS AND SCARY LIKE… HES SO FUCKING STRONG ITS SCARY

      HE HURT MY GIRL

      AND THE ANIMATION… THE ANIMATION IS SO GOOD

      HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • Govnah

        he fires a gun out of his hand its so rad

        • aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • Armaggedon16

      ayy I’m getting this game soon

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The animation and Doomfist are so rad :0

  • Govnah

    Already played a match with doomfist I love his play style so much

  • Orisa, meeting Doomfist: ah yes! Efi had specific interactions programmed to prepare me for this moment!
    Orisa: *ahem*
    Orisa: fuck you

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Supposedly the first reports from people that have seen the movie say it’s the best Pokemon movie ever. No word on any actual new yet tho. That’s not surprising tho. I feel like we always have a little bit after the movies air before we hear what the teaser is.

    • ShinyXatu

      I came here to say the exact same thing. I thought it was bizarre that we haven’t seen reports about a teaser yet. Don’t they always include one?

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        They do. Like I said tho I feel like during the few hours after the first screening of the movies we always have a little down time before someone is brave enough to leak what said teaser is. It always starts with people just commenting on the actual movie first. I could be wrong tho lol

        • ShinyXatu

          I’m seeing reports on 4chan that there wasn’t a teaser, at least at this screening. It could still be shown when it premieres in theaters though. I don’t know what to think of it if there isn’t a teaser at all.

          • Ithsme?

            Regardless, we have to see something soon. They’ve been silent for a month now.

          • ShinyXatu

            Update: they stopped the movie right after the final scene and didn’t include the credits either. They’ll certainly have a teaser in the full version with credits in Japanese theaters a week from now.

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Oooooooo very interesting. Wonder what that means lol

          • ShinyXatu

            It could mean that the teaser contains some very juicy information…I can’t think of another reason.

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Yeah I feel like if it were similar to last year’s or the one with Ho-oh v Lugia where there wasn’t any actual new info then they would have just shown it. Either way we got about a week and some change before we will know for sure. Hopefully we get info in general by then

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      OMG YES

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        We’ll see if it really is tho. sounds like it goes very nostalgic. At least for the first 10 minutes. Either way it doesn’t sound like people hated? At the very least that’s a positive lol

  • Ithsme?

    Hello pokejungle from my newly built PC! 😀

    I leave for vacation tomorrow, so I don’t really have time to do much with it just yet, but it feels good to be back after two years of relying on my phone and ipad for internet things.

    • Govnah

      is it gaming or just a regular

      • Ithsme?

        Gaming! I’m not a huge PC gamer, but a bunch of my friends are and I’ve been meaning to get into it for a while now.

        The key specs are Ryzen 5 1600 and GTX 1060.

        • Govnah

          oh i have a GTX 1070 😛

          • Ithsme?

            Nice! If it wasn’t currently a 300 dollar upgrade I would’ve gotten that. xD

  • Decided to start the PJ Pokemon portrait and since this was the first I worked on, here’s Earthen! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71c4c767e641c4f108ff4df29ff5d85002ef2c83aa25d314a8f51eabe20f4cde.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      What the frack is over my mouth?

      • Your Goatee

        • EarthenWarrior

          Looks like I’m trying to eat a shoe or something

  • ShinyXatu

    So they didn’t reveal the Green/Pink joy-con for the US after all. It’s probably better for my wallet that way anyway. I’ll probably end up importing from somewhere in the future, but I’m good with my Pro Controller.

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Whelp here I aM…..I promised myself I wouldn’t until USUM, but here I am trying to SOS shiny hunt again……I blame the fact that my computer is tied up in an export and I need something to do until it’s done

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What you hunting?

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Grubbing I guess…..It’s on my list of one’s I want, but I’ve been so burned out on shiny hunting that I gave up for a little while

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh that’s a nice one, well GL 🙂

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Thanks……I guess lol

    • ShinyXatu

      If I still have my old file from Firered, I might try to get back into my shiny Abra hunt that’s been off and on for years. It would be awesome to finally find one.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        You could breed it or SOS using Arena Trap/Shadow Tag.

        • ShinyXatu

          Nah, I’ve been doing it through my 9999 coins at the Game Corner. I spend them all and get 60+ Abras at a time, and hope that one of them shines. I must have done this hundreds of times over the years and it has never worked.

  • TheHipsterRowlet
    • TheHipsterRowlet

      i can’t believe marina single handedly ended famine.
      my crops are watered. my face’s clean. my grades are high. i’ve truly been blessed by her.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Does anyone have any Fast Balls they aren’t going to use? I have every breedable Pokemon in every Apricorn Ball, I just need them for catching Tapu Koko, 3 is rarely enough and I’m trying to get a HP Ice one.

  • EarthenWarrior

    An hour and a half remains…..I just want to go home and try hunting Korok seeds
    I think I have 239……

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I might get splatoon 2
    I’m gonna try the demo to see if I like it

    • do it and join my squid squad

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        What weapon are ya usin?
        Any specials?

        • Im between the paint brushes and the dualies

          • Croahunk

            CHEERS LOVE THE CALAVARI’S HERE

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            …shit you’re not supposed to make laugh at a an Overwatch related joke….

          • *rise from the ink next to a charger*
            WHAT’CHA LOOKIN’ AT?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I’m a dualie or snoipah I think
            What about for specials?

          • There are some cool ones. my favorite is the hampster ball

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I might go stingray or jetpack boi

          • TheHipsterRowlet

            i might use the charger 😮 i’m a pretty good sniper in overwatch! (ana and widow are both two of my most played heroes)
            but the dualies seem really fun as well!
            i don’t really have any splatoon knowledge, but i’m definitely going to buy it 🙂 seems to be a very fun game.

          • I really liked the first one. I’m glad they lowered the time between game mode shifts but I wish they totally changed the system

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Dapp dualies

          • Croahunk

            If you use those you’re literally Tracer

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            It’s fine
            When I actually played Wveroatch I played mainly tracer anyways

          • Croahunk

            I know, I’m saying it’s a good thing 👀

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            ;3

          • do you like doomfist tho

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            …….it’s making me have second thoughts on giving the game away if that’s whatcha you mean

      • EarthenWarrior

        Dibs on Flingza Roller

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          I’m gonna be possibly dualies

        • EarthenWarrior

          The sub and special better not suck ass, I need my Beakons and Kraken to be effective

          • Kraken isnt in the game though

          • EarthenWarrior

            …….what

          • Other than bomb rush all the specials are new.

            The most similar one though is probably the hampster

          • Croahunk

            Good, kraken was a nuisance 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            They nerfed it so you can just shoot it back

          • Croahunk

            I’m a charger main 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
            The Kraken is my freaking trump card, I use it as a means of defense when going into enemy territory

            I love going to Moray Towers and krakening up the wall off enemy lines and sneak in

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Trump and wall in the same comment…
            Goddamnit Earthen

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh stop it with all that nonsense, it’s only political if you make it

            That splashdown attack sucked during testfire and now my splatting career is in jeopardy

          • Croahunk

            Splashdown looks like a super situational thing tbh, but looks deadly if you do it right

          • EarthenWarrior

            It has a stupidly high exposure

            Most of the time I found myself killed mid air and it barely covers anything

            I’m really only decent as a instarefill

      • Croahunk

        Haven’t kept up much but if I get it I’ll probably just fill in whatever yall need

        The bucket is fun tho, is that back?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Yes

          • Croahunk

            Praise squid Jesus’s

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          I believe, it’s called the slosher?

          • yeppers

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            😀

  • Croahunk

    So if I’m right, rollers have a second swinging option when you jump and chargers have a dodge offset system of sorts? Do splattershots have anything new?

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    So will the Stingray suck? It looks cool and I love stingrays

    • Croahunk

      Looks like an effective zoning weapon tbh

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        😀
        Also wall shots X3

    • EarthenWarrior

      That’s what Steve Irwin said once…..

      • EarthenWarrior

        AND WHERE IS HE NOW

        • Sunny

          Immortalized in our memories!

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          ….this is honestly the best answer

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      𝓬𝓾𝔃 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓲 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮

      • holy shit thats beautiful

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌’𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖇𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊

    • Pokemania88

      Omg it’s Bill wurtz!!!! You don’t even know how much I love him. Clicked on this video the second it came out today lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    24 minutes…….I don’t think I can last….

  • Croahunk

    Does anyone here even use the Splatling? Cool weapon concept but I’ve never seen it used that well tbh :v

    • EarthenWarrior

      It’s not for everyone, you really need to decide what your roll is
      Are you covering turf or hunting down others and or defending

      • Ithsme?

        My main weapon class overall is a charger, but my actual favorite weapon is the Splattershot Jr.

        • EarthenWarrior

          That’s fine and dandy but what is most important to you

        • Croahunk

          Shot Jr. is honestly such a good weapon, not OP but it doesn’t become crappy at high levels either

    • Ithsme?

      Nope, not regularly. I wanna try the Umbrella though.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Drampas are real cool
    Turtonator sadly sucks
    Competitive game;

    ~SpectralSeraph, a Haiku

    • EarthenWarrior

      Haikus give me gas

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Prepare to have a shit fit

        • EarthenWarrior

          Seriously I farted when I read it

    • Croahunk

      I really like dogs
      I also really like cats
      I like rabbits too

    • its snowing on mt.fuji

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        :3

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Ultra Sun and Moon
    Guzma is ya friggin boi
    Uh uh… it’s team skull
    ~SpectralSeraph, another Hakiu

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      *haiku

    • Croahunk

      Pokemon’s Red
      It’s also Blue
      I’m gonna die
      After these haiku

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        INCORRECT STRUCTUTE FOR A HAIKU UNLESS YOU WERENT TRYING O MAKE ONE

        • Croahunk

          It’s a roses are red violets are blue

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I realize

          • EarthenWarrior

            Violets are blue
            Roses are red
            I’m in your base
            Prepare to eat lead

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          True, it’s not a haiku if it doesn’t end with “it’s snowing on mount Fuji”

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Goddamit

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Kahuna Hala
    Is Alolan Kakuna
    Is Hau the weedle

    ~SpectralSeraph, another friggin Haiku

  • Croahunk

    So, in team based games what roles do you guys usually go? I’m like, always support tbh

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      DPS GLASS CANNON BOI

    • EarthenWarrior

      I don’t have teams, I have mindless subordinates
      I do what will win, kill people, capture objectives and fight with my every breath

      • Croahunk

        So is that like tank or support or

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The easier part

      Don’t judge me

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Aka support

    • Im all over the place really. When I played TF2 I mained Sniper with Medic and Spy/Scout on the side. In overwatch I’m full DPS other than Mercy and Mei.

      I think I’m basically an assassin type player that maneuvers well and kills quickly

    • TheHipsterRowlet

      The most annoying support ever TBH!
      I love getting kills as Mercy, Ana, Symmetra and Lucio in Overwatch 🙂 (Literally people get so mad when I play Symmetra lol)

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE WHO’VE SEEN THE NEW POKÉMON MOVIE IS REALLY GOOD, MARSHY GOT A POSSIBLE AMAZING MOVIE?! YAAAAS

    • Croahunk

      Plot twist: Marshy was the worst part 👀

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        No he has a role… and I know what it is… I’m very split on it

        • Croahunk

          Send links to spoilers pls

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            The spoiler is on 4chan though… the plot isn’t exactly reliable…. but the post seems kinda legit
            Apparently Marshadow may be the villain which depresses me a little

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I don’t mind it tbh, it’s a good Plot twist and Marshy could be a great villain

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            he has some form of mind control which leads to ….what’s being described as a very emotional scene

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Yay 😀
            Emotions!

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            involving Pikachu…. who does something…. that’s really implausible… and it’s makin me doubt the leak legitimacy

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Eh, we’ll see ourselves where The movie comes out in the west

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Or I’ll search the web to watch the dub

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Or that lol

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            XD
            I’ll find it

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Good, we haven’t had a good Pokemon movie since…….. ever

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        The actual plot is a little unreliable (4chan is the only place I can locate it) but apparently multiple sources are saying the movie is decent

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          And decent as in good of course

    • Daedardus

      I mean, would you eat a good looking turd?

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        ??

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Additionally it’s not confirmed but people who’ve “seen” the movie claim Makato is the daughter of Cynthia…

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      ….so apparently the plot is 98% confirmed now….

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      apparetly Zard buttfucks Incineroar… this pleases me

      • Croahunk

        Zard buttfucks everything tho… Including itself in the Kanto League 👀

        Also just send links pls

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          it’s apparently like Shonen anime levels of it tho

          This is the main link, there’s apparently proof of it somewhere in the post
          http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/32952046#p32954833

          (Also ignore the cancerous people on this)

          • Croahunk

            It’s 4chan, I get used to it

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Okay

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Literally?

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          not literally, just a complete slaughterfest, Incineroar gets bodied

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            D:

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Additionally I asked about Marshadow and received this answer

            Well he’s mostly fucking cute and mysterious. And all powerful for a few minutes.

            …..Welp.. so much for the large role he was supposed to have… I get the feeling Ho-Oh will be relevant again soon

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Atleast the role Marshadow had was a good one :}

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            true, although it was very short
            Also his actual attack was apparently poorly animated….

          • hey Maybe they are connecting it to the show and maybe Marshadow will use it there better

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I hope… I love my bab

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Sorry to post again but here’s an additional link. This says the plot to the movie which is apparently confirmed.
    READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
    http://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-i-choose-you-movie-20-summary

    • I think it sounds awesome!

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        It is
        except for the part how someone who saw the movie mentioned Marshadow has a minuscule role….

        • Meh some Legendaries have small roles. Like Rayquaza in the Deyoxsis movie

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            but my child… he didn’t deserve it….
            Apparently the person couldn’t see his motivations due to seating making them unable to read the subs

          • Yeah I only can think it’s motives are that it wants to summon Ho-Oh itself. And what did you mean by Incineroar getting bodied?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            it basically gets two shot, Charizard shonens it,

          • oh alright… Still mad they remembered to release Butterfree this is the third time they took away Ash having or having another chance at one!

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            could have been worse

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Remove the “s” in spoilers 👀

            I remember doing it before and almost ruining the game for someone lol

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            XD well

          • Crap my bad I’ll do it now

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I’m actually really excited for this movie. I wish it meant something more for the games, the plot is pretty solid it sounds.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        I feel it may

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          I’m not so sure with USUM being the next set of games coming out

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Postgame?

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            I don’t think they’ll ever do a second region (even partially) in post game ever again. Not until they get to the Awitch anyway

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            *Switch*

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I mean like they may show up somewhere postgame

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            The characters? Well I don’t really care about that lol

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I mean the legends

    • Ultron

      Fuck this movie, never watching it

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        It’s because of Misty, isn’t it?

        • Ultron

          1000000%

      • The new companions are terrible

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          Cynthias daughter

          • Don’t care

          • Croahunk

            Mary-sue much?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Apparently she’s actually not that bad of a character according to the poster

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Seeing as it’s basically a new story I think I can get over the new people. I still wish they showed Brock and Misty more, but alas

    • Croahunk

      NGL Marshadow just feels like it’s there to be there, you could replace it with any Pokémon with kind control and it wouldn’t be different

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        of course that’s the first thing ya say….
        No but seriously, his role does seem a little crummy. Apparently there is reasoning for it but it is explained poorly

        • Croahunk

          What do you mean by that? It’s literally nothing to do with my opinion on Marshadow, I just think the role itself is stupid.

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Oh I agree, it’s role is moronic… the villain role could work if it was played out better

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        True, we don’t even get to know what its motives are

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          I found a rough summary of its motives but they’re a little weird

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            What are they? :0

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            apparently cross places a feather in the mountain corrupting it and Marshadow is attempting to purify it
            HOWEVER Ash is targeted for some strange reason

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Looks like the movie can’t explain itself 👀

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Storytelling is the worst part of the movie, but it’s still pretty good otherwise

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    If USUM has Pokemon that wasn’t on the national dex, I want them to have Dexes as crazy as this one:

    Primeape: It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

  • Well, I bought Volume 1 of My Hero Academia. I already saw some of Season 1, but I was limited on money, so I just decided to buy it.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Why buy episodes, these days it’s free online

      • So you can support something if it’s really good and you want more of it

      • I bought the manga

      • Croahunk

        1) Volume as in manga volume
        2) You can actually support the thing you like
        3) So you can watch it offline

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Ugh….I keep forgetting how do you do spoilers again?

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    So whenever this movie is leaked, I’m watching it and I’ll give some opinions

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    So I wonder what the teaser will be. There’ll still be one once they release it in Japan I assume

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Probably

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I partly want to cry

    • I feel that often

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        (Is dying inside)

    • Croahunk

      Why

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Why do ya think

        • Croahunk

          Please tell me it isn’t over the movie

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Yep
            That and my fucking back is aching pretty badly

          • EarthenWarrior

            Shall I administer a violent back massage

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Maybe?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Good enough for me
            *Cracks Knuckles*

          • I’m not smart but maybe it’s a sleep thing? Like my neck hurt like hell for a while until I changed how I was sleeping and it may do the same for your back

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Possibly, I woke up exhausted…

          • EarthenWarrior

            I had such a bad neck ache the other day, I woke up and my memory foam pillow was somehow laying flat agains my headboard on its side

            My neck is weird it has a weird groove

  • Armaggedon16

    Lol m20’s plot seems crazy although i never expected much…

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      It’s still nuts

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    TF when all the biggest events on akala island are squeezed into four episodes in the SuMo anime

    • It’s so Ash can return to Sinnoh to get revenge on Tobias

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Wat…
        No seriously, Wishiwashi was just beaten, Lurantis and Maro show up in the next two, than Ash battles Olivia

        • Govnah

          Its so Ash can return to Sinnoh to get Revenge on Tobias

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            tObIaS

        • Well I don’t watch the anime but hasn’t the show had a crawling pace?

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            They’ll already be done with two islands before episode 40…

          • MenacingCascoon

            Probably so Ash can compete in the battle frontier or Go on new Islands discovered in USUm or battle new totems found in USUM

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            True

          • EarthenWarrior

            Totem Togedemaru

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Totedemaru

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yea what if Sophecles Togedemaru turns to the totem

          • I actually have a theory that what if USUM is set in the past and not the future and events like Olivia being a Kahuna, Sophacles taking over and Hapu haven’t happened yet. Explaining the Lycanroc being Olivia as maybe a Trial Captain. The guy who gives you Steelium Z having Totem Togedemaru. Also Hapu’ s Grandpa may take over cause he won’t be deceased no more

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I really think my theory of them rushing the trials and having him do them from the perspective of being in class is all so that when they finally reveal gyms are back AND in Alola he can go on a legit adventure like he used to. Why else would they have him dot he trials in such a weird way and basically cram them all into a few episodes? seems fishy is you ask me……lol

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Johto is the new Kanto confirmed? I mean this movie is kinda making me think it

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Honestly? That not a bad thing. Johto has so much to offer and the Pokemon from it are so well designed. They could start pushing it hard and I wouldn’t complain lol

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Agreed

  • Croahunk

    Since I’ll be busy tomorrow with packing and stuff, just gonna tell you guys I’ll be gone until next weekend (and depending on if we get news or not I might not be back until we actually get news), so I’ll miss you all and stuff!

    I’ll still be on for the rest of the night/early morning tho, just posted in case I forgot to mention

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Miss you toooooo

      • Croahunk

        Thanks 😀

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          😀 ywwwww

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bye forever whoever you were

      • Croahunk

        And you are?

        • EarthenWarrior

          ……I’ve been asking that myself all day….today wasn’t a good day

    • Hugz

      • Croahunk

        You insulted my avi 👁‍🗨

    • Bye bye Buddy we’ll miss you till then. this actually is a good time for me to say something too

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Se ya duuuuuuuude. We’ll hold down the fort until you get back lol

      • Croahunk

        Remember to

        1) Feed everyone, especially Star, she gets grouchy without her Sinnoh Snax :p

        2) Not let Earthen scare off too many visitors

        3) Don’t feed the trolls, give them water instead because they’re so thirsty for attention

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Will do!! lol

    • Also when you’re back change your picture it creeps me out 👀

  • Well now is better than never
    I won’t be here tomorrow either I am at 9 getting my Wisdom Teeth taken out and unless I’m up to it (probably won’t tho) I won’t be here till Saturday or Sunday 🙁

  • MenacingCascoon

    I guess I should go too.
    Im not leaving, so you will have to deal with me bugging you all. Ha
    Another youre gonna have to deal with is Bug Types, because they are never gonna Leave!
    Favorite Bug Type Pokemon/ Leader
    Least Favorite Bug Type Pokemon/ Leader

    • Fav: Heracross, Bugsy

      Least: Wormadam, Burgh

      Amongst my favorite types!

    • Croahunk

      Fav: Ribombee/Aaron
      Least Fav: Nincada/Bugsy

      Ribombee kicks ass and is adorable, Aaron was genuinely difficult and gets bonus points for being a Bug-type Elite 4 of all things, Nincada is bland and boring, Bugsy is also bland and forgettable and his design reflects that imo

      Bug type has great variety and I really like it, but it also has a lot of the Pokémon I tend to forget as well

    • Vivillon/The Kalos one
      Idk I guess Wormadam/Bugsy FREAKIN SCYTHER

    • EarthenWarrior

      Favorite: Guzma and Golisopod: Guzma may be a fountain of memes but he does hold value and appreciation for Bug Pokemon, and sorry Crustle you got knocked off my list for top favorite, Golisopod took me by total surprise, I thought it was gonna be a stupid sea bug that was lackluster and annoying I couldn’t be happier that I was wrong, this thing is just beautiful those razor sharp claws, steel hard carapace and his first impression will leave you scared, but this giant murder bug is not without flaws, Emergency Exit is the gayest thing ever, so many times I would’ve tanked a hit and sapped the life back with Leech Life (which I’d imagine Golisopod restrains its victim with its primary claws and its 4 smaller claws glow bloody red green and stabbed the foe and drew blood) but always emergency exit forcing it out
      Least favorite: Androgynous Azealea Gym leader why you no use Heracross beetles are big in Japan, and either Mothim or Wormadam they are useless as they are dumb

      • Croahunk

        Using gay unironically in 2017? Like this isn’t even me being offended over being gay, this is me being offended over your outdated ass lingo m8

        • EarthenWarrior

          I apologize for nothing! Emergency Exit is so bad

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Fave bug mon: Araquanid
      Fave Specialist: YA BOI GUZMA
      Least Fave mon: Wormadam
      Least fave leader: I can’t remember

    • MenacingCascoon

      FP: Vikavolt. As soon as I saw this Pokemon, I knew it was gonna be on my team. and boy was I right (though I almost dropped it) Vikavolt is a pure powerhouse. 143 base SpA it guided my team once it FINALLY evolve. Sure it was very disappointing to learn its not fast, but Having an immunity to ground and just raw power. Its worth it.
      FL: Aaron. .I ove when unique things happen with a type. and being the first and only Bug type elite 4 was a major step up. Before Aaron all Elite 4 were Dark/Psychic/fighting/Ice/Drgon/Ghos.Aaronfinally put a twist on that. Too bad he isnt THAT good. (Ive never struggled with him) Cool design too.

      LP: Burmy- Stupid pokemon with a stupid gimmick. Not only one gimmick but two!!. You arent that special!!
      LL: Burgh. I just dont like him. Hes too fabulous for me. Just nothing about him really stands out as cool. And I dont really like Leavanny. Nice try thoug.

      Mehhhh bugs types are ok… There are barely any bug type I all out likand appreciate. They are all pretty meh. Thats coming from a bug type like myself

      • EarthenWarrior

        At least everyone’s hatred of Burmy is unanimous

        • Croahunk

          I love Burmy

          • EarthenWarrior

            You’re wrong

          • Croahunk

            Why tho

            It’s cute, has a cute gimmick, and is decent enough in game if you evolve it into a special based evo

          • MenacingCascoon

            Youre still wrong :

          • Croahunk

            Yall are haters

          • EarthenWarrior

            Super wrong

  • I’m gonna go also as well too. I’m going to see Spider man homecoming and it’s very rude to have your phone out in a movie theatre during the movie.

    But not yet because it’s not starting in an hour I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    I’m serious guys. I honestly think they’re doing the trials like this because they have a bigger picture adventure planned for Ash. Lets look at it this way. At the weird pace they’re at now he could basically be done with Ula’ula by then end of the year. Then what? They speed through Poni/Exeggutor islands in 2018 or spread them out throughout the entire year? Would they really slow down that much for Poni island? I think the reason they’re speeding through the trials is because a new league is being set up like in the game and once it’s done Ash will have to go collect all the badges. That’d be pretty cool in my mind lol Again the only problems is that I feel like they’d be rushing both the trials and the gyms too much. Plus if you think about it The next games will likely come out late 2019. That means they’ll have to fill not only 2018, but also part of 2019 as well. That screams to me that they have something more to give Ash to do lol

    • Croahunk

      Tbh, I kinda hope we don’t get Gyms, at least for as long as we’re in Alola. They finally bothered to change up the formula and it’d just feel like pussying out and repeating themselves – a really bad habit Pokemon has tbh.

      • Butter Geek

        That really bad habit is the whole pokemon franchise

        • Croahunk

          Which is why they shouldn’t just wimp out and go back to it. They’re going to run out of gimmicks to entertain me with, and I know it’s kinda selfish but I just hope I don’t get bored of them

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        If they weren’t gonna do gyms in Alola then why even bother having them set up in the plot then? I mean by them saying they’re bringing the modern league to Alola all throughout the story they’re basically shouting at us that gyms are coming. I will agree that I really am glad they shook things up this time. It was a breath of fresh air. That said I think they can bring gyms back without them being as stale as they have been. Have the gyms be more like trials where you being there actually matters and has plot relevance rather than them just being road blocks and that can fix them. Right now the problem with gyms is that they are basically only road blocks. There’s no real reason for the trainer to do them other than you HAVE to. If they have events unfold while you are doing the gyms and have them be more meaningful then that will help them out a lol Also I wish the gym leaders were more relevant to the story. The island captains were really no more in the game than any of the gym leaders, but you felt like them being there mattered more. Having npcs talk about them as if they’re big parts of their communities would also really boost gyms a lot too

        • Croahunk

          The thing is tho our trainers took on Alola’s league after doing their island trials, so it could be that in Alola it’s the Island Trials that act as the qualifier for the league. Especially because it’s set up as a replacement to the consecutive Kahuna Battles mentioned by Nanu.

          Although if we do trials first and then consecutive Kahunas, and then post game is Gyms and league, I wouldn’t mind as much tbh

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            Well yeah the original way Alola did was you do the trials and THAT’S how you go to the league. The fact of the matter is that they specifically made a point to say they were bringing the gym system to the league. I’m not saying USUM gets rid of the trials altogether, but I think maybe gyms are coming back. I could see them doing a thing where the gyms take the place of the regular trials, but you still need to beat the Kahunas in order to move onto the next island. What I really want is for the gyms to be more meaningful. Then they can come back lol

          • Croahunk

            I really hope they don’t replace trials, like it’d be dumb if Alola just completely ditched its tradition because Kukui just came along like ”yo we be Gyms now”

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            I think it’d be interesting to see an Alola where traditions and new stuff collided. Like seeing the Alolan citizens come to terms with a new system coming into their region and how they adapt to it. Do they resist? Do they accept it? That’d be cool lol

  • Croahunk

    Do any of you have that one specific Pokémon in a game that always fucks you over? Like not even necessarily Totem Lurantis, Whitney’s Miltank, or Cynthia’s Garchomp – just anything that causes you trouble in a run of a certain Pokémon game.

    Battle Girl Hedvig is like the only generic trainer I can ever remember, because her Hawlucha makes Korrina’s look like a little bitch in comparison. Like yeah if you have Honedge she’s free Exp, but if you don’t she’s quite tough for a generic trainer. And if they gave that thing a Dark move…. *shudders*

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmmm I don’t recall any note worthy hatreds but I hate fighting Zubats they’re always confusing me

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Pineco… I’ve fought so many early game ones that decide to fucking explore it’s ridiculous

    • Every single F*CKING EMOLGA IN BW AND BW2!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yeah there is a reason Emolga is my least favorite Pikaclone

  • Butter Geek

    We need news…

    I can’t make a comment this short…
    Ughhhhh…
    Describe this community in a song title

    • Croahunk
      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Yup that’s about right lol

    • MenacingCascoon

      How I think about the community….
      I feel the same way Squidward did when it was his turn to sing the Campfire song song

      • MenacingCascoon

        The restof you are spongebob and patrick

      • Deerlia

        • EarthenWarrior

          IS IT WRONG THAT I KNOW THE LYRICS BY HEART

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Croahunk

        Throwback to Pokejungle anime

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Saw a number of great anime in that video lol

  • Croahunk

    Lol anyone remember my dumb PokéJungle anime thing and how cringy it was

    Cringiest thing you’ve ever done on PokéJungle?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Opened my heart and soul and poured out its contents

      • Croahunk

        Also told us about your fetishes, way cringier

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          Isn’t he still doin that?

          • For the vore-th time this week

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            …..fuck this joke got me

          • Freakin Griffin McElroy making me think of vore puns

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Good vord

        • EarthenWarrior

          We all have em, I’m not gonna deny what I like

          • Croahunk

            You could not mention them on a Pokémon website easily accessible by kids 🙂

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            Mama , wtf is a fetish

          • EarthenWarrior

            Since when do kids come here?

          • Croahunk

            They might not comment but they can still view

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Remember when you tried to argue that shadow the hedgehog wasn’t edgy?

        • EarthenWarrior

          He was before edginess was a bad thing

          • Croahunk

            SHADOW IS BAD EDGY

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            See, me and earthy argued this for around an hour….
            That’s the single worst argument on the site, undoubtedly

          • Croahunk

            Ngl I low-key wanna buy popcorn every time you two have along fight

          • EarthenWarrior

            Alright enough I don’t want to hear it

          • Croahunk

            Scraps scraps scraps

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            TBH I’m literally never invested in them XD, it’s like arguing with mom. No matter how right I am nothing happens

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well now he is, I try to remember the decent sonic era…..which seems nearly impossible nowadays

          • Croahunk

            HE ALWAYS WAS TOO EDGY

            ‘FAKER’ ‘FAKER’ ‘FAKER’

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

          • EarthenWarrior

            Actually sonic said that

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            I had to say it though
            And it’s the response to faker (if I remember right)

          • I think sonic stopped wing good when they added humans

          • Croahunk

            So racist, Sonic X was a masterpiece

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            GOTTA GO FAST

    • My comics from 2014

      Uhhhh

      • Croahunk

        Wat :0

        • No like… seriously. I had one where the joke was that this guy was dating a Pokémon and the Pokémon was actually Jynx and he couldn’t tell… that’s the level they’re on

          • And another one was Flygon was pissed that Audino got a mega but not him

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      I liked it….

      • Croahunk

        Same but it was still cringy

    • TheHipsterRowlet

      The one sp*ngebill created?
      Or did someone else attempt to create one lol.

      • TheHipsterRowlet

        Nevermind. Misread oops.
        Yeah my comments from when I first joined were SUPER cringey lmao. They probably still are.

        • Croahunk

          No lol your comments give me life tbh even when I disagree with them

    • Probably half my comments.. I feel like I’m probably really cringey and no one says anything

      • Croahunk

        Not really tbh, you’re not really that more cringy then any of us

        Like yeah sometimes I cringe whenever peeps overreact to mundane stuff or when someone overly political but besides that it’s pretty normal cringe levels for a Pokémon site

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Take your pick
      I’m a walking cringelord

    • Ithsme?

      My first comment:

      “How do u put ur pic on disqus.”

      With an actual period, I believe.

    • I have no clue most of my stuff is cringy, but maybe my Caramel Camel Fan-mon that Earthen wanted to rip me in half over

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Who cares what he thought as long as you liked it.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      My existence in general.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Movie 20 remastered a Pokémos song and I can’t get my hands on it

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Yeah the only YouTube vid I saw that it was on was blocked for anyone outside of Japan

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Hmm

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Don’t you hate it when you’re so tired and your back hurts so much that you can’t even get off the floor or roll off it?

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    I hope the new Bubsy game has sonic adventure tier cutscenes

  • Croahunk

    Are any of you on any other Pokémon sites? I kinda noped away from other ones because how mean peeps could be tbh

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      Same
      Though I check serebii sometimes

      • TheUltraMonster6893

        Serebii’s forums seems volatile at times……(not that here can’t get heated sometimes lol) I try to stay away from there

        • EarthenWarrior

          I bet they’d love me there

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            You should go there and tear that shit up lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            Maybe I will

          • TheUltraMonster6893

            When/if you do come back and tell stories lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            It was a dark and stormy night….

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          Just the site tho

    • Nope. Don’t got time for dat

    • Deerlia

      I’m on many sites my deer, they’re mostly not just pokemon though…

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Comment-wise? Not really. During news periods I’ll hang around the Current Event section for games on Bulbagarden and comment when I see fit, but other than that and here I try to stay away from comment sections of sites. I waste enough time here that I really can’t get into others. Life needs to come first lol

    • EarthenWarrior

      Let’s seeeeeee
      Bulbapedia
      Serebii
      Knowyourmeme
      Wowhead
      Deviantart
      At least……..6 NSFW sites (which I have extensive accounts and subscriptions)
      Some Religious ones (anything plotting the end of days)
      And a few cooking sites which I steal ideas from

      • Ultron

        ? I’m not sure some of those are pokemon sites

      • Luigi301

        croahunk said Pokemon sites. after the first two you listed, the rest of the post was irrelevant

    • Does Amino count? If not then no, this is where I literally spend my whole day

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I use serebii for trade, as well as a trade subreddit. Other than that no, I use Serebii in general and Bulbapedia but don’t have an account for the latter.

  • Shady

    Marshadow is the best mew like pkmn in my opinion. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1499383202940.jpg

  • ShinyXatu

    Sucks that we have to wait another week for the movie teaser (if there is one at all). We don’t even know if it’s going to be interesting or not. I feel like I’m more impatient in general these days, probably because I have to make it through another week of work. I suppose we can hope that, with Splatoon 2 details today, next week is open for USUM as well. That would make the wait worth it.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have this weird feeling is nibbling on my frontal lobe…..I forget the name, optimizu, opporation….optigasma, orgasm? Optimism that’s it
      This fleeting sense of optimism that it won’t be so bad due to lack of info and that could clear it up

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I would be really surprised if we don’t get anything USUM related this month. It’d be weird for them to go back to doing it, but them waiting for CoroCoro to come out could be a thing. Up until last year we weren’t quite as impatient for news as we’d always be looking towards the 15th for CoroCoro to leak. Now tho we have last year giving us new every two weeks regardless of CoroCoro and we may be going through withdrawal lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        At the risk of sounding impolite SHUT THE FUCK UP
        WE NEEDS PRECIOUS INFOS

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          You risk being impolite? No………I’m not saying I WANT to wait. Just saying ti could be a thing. I’d like info THIS week if we could lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            I do have manners, I just never find them when its convenient for me

  • Shady

    Something absorb Cross ……Marshadow?? http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1499387005459.jpg

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Damn it I think I did the spoiler thing wrong. Refresh the page so none of ya’ll get spoiled if you don’t want lol

      • Shady

        I think it’s an official trailer how could this count spoiler??

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          I meant the take over stuff. Wasn’t sure if it was in the trailer or not I just didn’t want to spoil lol

    • EarthenWarrior

      Maybe Marshadow has one of those “Rogue” powers (Rogue as in X-Men) Marshy absorbs fragments of powers from people and Pokemon and the more he absorbs the higher chance it would corrupt him

      • Shady

        I think Rogue powers is Prlyz any thing she touch.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        He doesn’t

        • EarthenWarrior

          Maybe he’s just a dick

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            SHUT IT THATS A TOUCHY SUBJECT
            he kills Ash who’s brought back to life…. because of something about protecting a feather or shit… it’s bull honestly

          • EarthenWarrior

            WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THIS KID

          • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

            they fucked up Marshy… I’m experiencing true rage

          • EarthenWarrior

            Good good, let the hate flow through you

          • Oh my god, this kid dies more than Goku

    • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

      I know what this is

    • Monkeyfuzz

      They look more like Giant hands grabbing him to me.

  • Ultron

    The Lillie Nendoroid is soooo disappointing…It doesn’t even have her good hairstyle

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Does it even come with Nebbie?

      • Ultron

        Yeah, it comes with nebbie and the clefairy pokedoll she gives the player…and that’s literally it. N and Cynthia come with Reshiram and Garchomp which are huge figures of their own and they’re expecting us to pay the same price for Lillie as them…it’s BS.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I seriously need to get a light for this gazebo, it’s nearly pitch black outside and I just noticed it

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    This movie has me so worked up….

    • EarthenWarrior

      go vent on your blog

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      I’m actually really stoked to see it for myself. I think the only part that will disappoint me is that none of what they’re showing in the movie will make it to USUM. (Minus Marshadow) Normally the movies are supposed to show off what’s to come, but seeing as this one is all about Kanto/Johto and it’s unlikely USUM will have anything crazy new (other than prolly new Alolan forms) It really is leaving me with a weird feeling. I’ve never been more excited for the movies than I am for the games lol

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        But marshy….

  • TheUltraMonster6893

    Is a date for news really too much to ask? As much as I’d hate it I’d take them saying right now that news will be coming on X date next month. It might be a far away day, but at least then we’d have a concrete date to look for. Right now we’re just floating around. It’s the worst way to go. You can float around in between releases, but once they announce something they need to give us stuff. Floating around with no knowledge is one thing, but floating around with some knowledge is terrible lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    why the fruk am i watching Madagascar 2……….

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Because like always you’re bored. This time you just so happen to have the tv on lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        but of all things to pick i pick Madagascar 2…..its not even the good one, although it does have my mating song

    • Monkeyfuzz

      The best Madagascar film is the Penguins of Madagascar.

      • Love dem penguins

        The Piplups of Lanakila! A Pokemon parody

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That would be cool. They are the only part of those film I really like tbh.

  • Hey did anyone read my theory below? If not I want to repost

    My interesting theory. You know how rumors are pointing at USUM being in an Alternate timeline and 1 year in the future? Well I believe that maybe it is an Alternate time, but 1 year before the events.

    Some reasons why I believe this is the fact of what seems to be Totem Lycanroc and Togedemaru. This makes you wonder Olivia is pretty young looking so maybe she a year before wasn’t a Kahuna, but a Trial Captain explaining the Lycanroc. And you in Sun and Moon are Sophacles first challengers meaning he wasn’t a Captain then, but want to know who was? The Steel Captain and, Togedemaru is a steel type so could be a coincidence or maybe not. Also that would be neat cause then we could see Hapu’s Grandpa as the Kahuna since he had past away recently not a year ago so he would be alive.

    So what do you think?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think this could be interesting, but I feel the problem is it might not offer much in the way of moving forward. If they are doing a game set in the past I want it distant past, perhaps in the time of the War AZ was part of, or even before that, where fossil Pokemon are alive and roam free. Of course that would probably require time travel in the game so you can still have Pokeballs. Maybe they could do a Ranger game like that.

      • Hmm Pokemon prehistoric version… uses special devices found in particular rocks… I was working on a new Pokemon game idea aside from my main stuff and you just hit the nail in the coffin for the idea! Thanks man!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          NP, I think it could be interesting as a concept. The only issue you might have is either having a large dex of existing ‘mon or fakemon surviving as they are into present day. You can probably have some species like Sandile go believably unchanged though. I look forward to hearing what you come up with 🙂

          • Yeah and probably most of the fossils will be slightly redesigned and changed out of rock like Kabuto line being Bug/Water or something

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I was thinking about that, on the one hand it is probably the fossilisation process that gives them their rock typing, but I also wonder if they might’ve had it anyway. I do think Cradily might’ve been Grass/Water and Armaldo Bug/Water. Don’t really want loads of part water stuff though maybe? I can see Kabutops being Water/Steel. As long as they still make sense and you don’t suddenly add like Flying to Bastiodon or something you’ll probably be fine. Also you can have Relicanth as it is one that has remained unchanged.

  • Luigi301

    am i the only one who doesnt care when usum news comes if it comes?

    • Meh I’m divided
      50%- no news at all
      50%- A tiny bit of news to understand what “New Pokemon” meant

      • Luigi301

        i guess same for me. because i think people are interpreting new pokemon too much. i dont see it being new evolutions or anything. IF there is anything new my best bet is johto alolans cuz of september releasing GS on vc like they did with rby. they will be allowed to go into bank but thats it. i dont remember any case where they added new pokemon. they added forms like black and white kyurem in bw2 but no new pokemon

        • Luigi301

          but regardless. im just not too excited for usum. id rather just get on to gen 8

        • I more wanna know New variants? Pokemon in general? New forms? Or what?

          • Luigi301

            i dont think new pokemon at all. i think forms as we have already seen and possibly alolan forms of johto thats it

          • I swear if its just The box legends with necrozma as what they meant I’m going to lose it

          • Luigi301

            why? it would be exactly the same as kyurem

          • But did they say anything about new Pokemon for BW2 in the trailers? Cause yeah saying something along what they said then just throwing two Pokemon forms in is a little deceitful to me

          • Luigi301

            i dont remember them saying it explicitly. more like “pokemon not seen in sun and moon” dont overthink it tbh.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmm do you enjoy currently breathing and or whether or not you continue to

      • Luigi301

        i dont quite get what you mean

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’m saying that if you don’t want USUM news its clear you don’t want to keep breathing

          • Luigi301

            nope they arent mutually exclusive. one has nothing to do with the other.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fair enough, I’ll come back with another excuse to crush your windpipe

          • Luigi301

            ok good luck finding one

          • EarthenWarrior

            Methinks you doubt my reasoning for violence

          • Luigi301

            what reasoning?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Exactly *throws a gigantic boulder*

          • Luigi301

            you missed

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fine *kicks heel into the dirt opening up a large fissure underneath your feet*

          • Luigi301

            to quote pokemon. “but nothing happened!”

    • TheNintendoChip

      Having some more news would be nice, but I’ve got a lot going on now so I don’t really care.

      • Luigi301

        yeah i agree but its also just my lack of excitement for usum. the reveal trailer didnt catch my attention. as ive mentioned when they first showed the trailer, i dont like what solgaleo and lunaala look like with necrozma parts. i dont like the concept

        • TheNintendoChip

          I thought Lunala/Necrozma looked kinda neat. I don’t care much about the rest. I’d probably like them more if they pulled a B2W2 — I really liked seeing the region change that much. At this point most of my hype is centered around the possibility of the pokedex being updated; I really want to use an Ambipom for some reason.

          • Luigi301

            i would like stat buffs like they did with gen 6. would be fun to throw some cool pokemon into meta

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’d like to know we are getting a significant amount worthwhile of buying the games, but I’m not too fussed on knowing exactly what that contains.

  • Star you might want to here this… in a new set in Japan Manaphy and Palkia are in the set and probably Dialga too so… Sinnoh confirmed?

    And Shiny Jirachi is in it too

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s this for?

      • A new Pokemon card set thats either out or coming

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh, I do enjoy the card artwork.

        • TheUltraMonster6893

          Idk man…..the tcg always does stuff that has nothing to do with the rest of the franchise. If they were gonna start focusing on the next big thing it wouldn’t be until after USUM come out. The sets leading up to USUM are mostly about the guardians/Marshadow/Necrozma. All of them make sense. It doesn’t make sense for them to focus on the Sinnoh trio. I’d be willing to bet they’re just extra cards. They may get special cards like GX’s or something, but that doesn’t mean a new game is coming soon. We still have USUM before that.

    • ShinyXatu

      You’ve got to be kidding. I don’t think I’ve ever seen remakes hinted at so strongly before their reveal. In fact, since lots of people think it will be out in two years or more, it just doesn’t add up. It would be so bizarre if they advertised Sinnoh this much and then slid a whole new generation under our noses, with Sinnoh coming afterwards.

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    NOTE
    Apparently the next SU episode is called Reunited and will be a 22 minute special
    Additionally rumor says it comes out this month

    • Luigi301

      hmm. now that you mention it i think i actually heard about this a few days ago. theres always comicon to show us something new cuz why not. they did it in the past

    • TheNintendoChip

      Title seems fitting, will probably be just Steven relaying what happened on Homeworld and some other stuff

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        I’d think

  • Sasha Nekosune

    Well i went out today but it seems the anniversary event didn’t activate… because there was a wild regular pikachu and there was no option to buy the anniversary packs.

    • TheUltraMonster6893

      Yeah from what I’ve seen on Twitter there was a problem with their roll out. I’d be willing to bet once they get it fixed they’ll add a few days onto the time period to appropriately compensate for the time lost.

  • I think I’m going to head off to bed now and since my surgery is tomorrow I’ll see y’all Saturday or Sunday (if really unlucky)

    So good night and see ya!

    • Luigi301

      night

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Wait what surgery? Hope you’re OK.

      • Nah it’s just my Wisdom Teeth being removed so a minor surgery only

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh, well I hope it goes well. I still have my Wisdom teeth.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Mine are decaying as we speak

  • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

    Seraphu-kun… has a fever… something feels wrong… REALLY wrong

    • That’s not good 🙁 I hope you get better

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Thank yuuuuuu
        Hope all goes well with your teeth too

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stand back I’m a doctor more or less

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is…is it https://youtu.be/xsezrzS27UY?t=39

      But seriously, hope you feel better.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Thanks man… means a lot :3

    • EarthenWarrior

      In all seriousness take aspirin or Advil and dry to drink as much water as you can, hydration is key for dealing with a fever, and try to get a grip on your situation
      You could be thinking it’s worse then it might be and the anxiety pings on that and really plays with your mind
      Take a cool shower and just try to relax and take your mind off it

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Kay… thanks a ton Earthen

    • Sunny

      As you grow older, getting sick loses its merit rather quickly. Hope you get better soon.

      • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

        Thank yuuu

    • I hope seraph senpai

      • Is ok oops

        • Seraph’S DK RAP-sody

          It’s okay Starry-chan… I’m scared tho

  • Sunny

    I forgot how tough Nanu is. I am currently fighting against him in my Sun Nuzlocke. I remember he took out half my team when I played against him in Moon. Right now I am barely keeping all of my team alive.

  • Sunny

    With a few close calls I was able to defeat Nanu with my entire team intact.
    -Feitan the Skarmory
    -Alluka the Shiinotic
    -Biscuit the Wishiwashi
    -Gon the Golisopod
    -Neferpitou the Incineroar
    If you are wondering why I only have 5 Pokémon on my team at this point in the game. Every other Pokémon I have had has passed away.With only a few Routes left, I am hoping that I will be able to keep a team of 6 Pokémon before I reach the Pokémon League.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Well good luck, here’s hoping your next ‘mon is a strong one.

      • Sunny

        Thanks. I have been quite busy and when I have had time to play I was too usually too engaged to bother posting. There were times even when my Pokémon were overleved compared to my opponents they met an unfortunate end. Especially two separate occasions with my Clefairy fainting to a self-destruct and a Komala Flailing my Ribombee to death’s embrace.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That is a pain, especially when you’ve become attached to them. Rest peacefully Pokemon passed.

          It’s something that you often don’t get too upset over outside of Nuzlocke, the odd unexpectedly powerful move fainting your Pokemon.

          Does your Skarmory have Sturdy?

          • Sunny

            Luckily yes. Unluckily its nature reduces its defense. Nevertheless he has so far has real staying power on my team. It also helps teaching them TMs for coverage.

  • Spider-Man Homecoming is really good would recommend

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Agreed. I saw it Wednesday. I thought everyone was really good, even if Flash Thompson seemed nerdier than Peter imo. The bit at the end seems kind of stupid MJ, whom I hope they retcon or gloss over it and introduce one closer to the comics actually called Mary Jane . Really liked Tom Holland as both Peter and Spidey, Michael Keaton was also a great villain,

      • What bit at the end?

        I thought the villain was fantastic. I loved how he slowly began to realize he was Spider-Man. It even took me a second to realize he was the villain. That elevator scene was also tense as fuck. This year has had amazing super hero movies.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          The bit where Michelle says she’s MJ, which is meant to make you think she is Mary Jane. It’s almost like they have this odd fear of using characters who appeared in previous movies, like Jameson, Gwen and Harry. The elevator scene was so good. I also like the instant kill mode Karen (computer lady) kept trying to turn on. Also Ned, I feel like I want a Ned as a friend Yeah good movies, I hope it continues and Thor Ragnarok and Justice League are good too.

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