It seems many Nintendo fans are enjoying the company’s new fun and frantic fighting game ARMS for the Switch which has been released to most of the world. 

If you’ve got it, or want it, who will you be maining (or choosing as your main character). With a range of silly characters, from a globby DNA-based character to undead mummy, there’s probably one that has caught your attention. 

Personally I’m a Kid Cobra stan and luckily my roommate purchased the game so I’ll practice and then hopefully see a few of you online 😉

  • Govnah Skiddo

    Oh cool I got it 😀

  • Pokemania88

    Honestly I 100% doubted this game when it was first announced. I thought it was gonna just be an overpriced game without any substance but BOY was I wrong.

    Props to Nintendo for this game. It looks beautiful, gameplay is masterful and addicting, and extremely competitive. When I get my switch later this year, I’m definitely picking this game up so I can play with my friends and play against other people!!!

    • Pokemania88

      Also I’ll probably main either min-min or helix.

  • EarthenWarrior

    My first and only thoughts
    Grab Spam

    • Govnah Skiddo

      its not as bad as you think

      • EarthenWarrior

        not when your MM

        • Govnah Skiddo

          Then play someone else….

          • EarthenWarrior

            you play Master Mummy and tear your hair out, look from my perspective
            and i’ve been trying Byte

          • Govnah Skiddo

            Yea but if your seeing your not doing good as MM why do you continue to play as him, just because he is a brute you realized you dont always have the be the big guys

          • EarthenWarrior

            i kinda do……besides he’s the one i have the most experience
            also i got the Min Min shocky megatons maybe that’ll help

          • Govnah Skiddo

            you realize you can unlock the megatons for other fighters right?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do, BUTTTTT i need a shit load of Punch Bucks
            and its all random

    • Ithsme?

      Pretty easy to avoid tbh, just dash easily

      • EarthenWarrior

        Master Mummy can’t dash

        • Ithsme?

          :/

  • MenacingCascoon

    Oooooh. This arms. Not Smash characters that have Arms. Oh Well. Im not getting this game doesnt look interesting, but I hope you guys (try to) have fun.

    • Govnah Skiddo

      Im having a blast and trying to teach Earthen to switch 😛

      • EarthenWarrior

        Screw you too

    • Dazzling Lunala

      Haha, I was a bit confused by your response!

  • Ithsme?

    Just got it, played it for an hour. It’s awesome so far, and I can confidently say that grab spamming isn’t as big a deal as it was in the demo (sorry earthen :P).

    • EarthenWarrior

      who were you

      • Ithsme?

        Ribbon Girl mostly

        • EarthenWarrior

          Oh then no fucking wonder, bitch is light and airy
          go online and play as MM and try thinking dat

          • Ithsme?

            Nope, MM is the complete opposite of my play style. I chose Ribbon Girl for a reason, though I do get your point.

  • Damn, Sun sounds so much better in Stereo, how’d I not figure this out before?

  • EarthenWarrior

    tomorrow is full on AAAAARRRMMMMAAZZZZZ
    but for now i’m on a nostalgia trip

    • Oh yeah, I remember Ren And Stimpy

      • EarthenWarrior

        The show that raised me into the upstart gentleman i am today you eediot

    • EarthenWarrior

      *COUGH REBURST*

    • Shady

      Looks good ….ur skills actually evolving.

      • EarthenWarrior

        hmmmmmmmmmm nrrrrrrrrgghhhhhh come to think of it….i’ve been only doing fakemons since i got back into drawing……

        i haven’t drawn a deadly machine or horrific beast in a while…………..
        i should do that!

        • Shady

          I can’t blame u I stuck on drawing fakemon for the while (I didn’t share most of them though) ……….but u need a reason for start something else ……for me the reason is starting my own game ……can u imagine me Shady drawing some humanoid stuff.

          • EarthenWarrior
          • This is amazing. The lines look really nice and each part looks really nicely detailed!

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not to mention deadly!
            Korosion is a living chemical weapon, armed with acid soaked claws and a toxic attitude, he douses his victims with caustic chemicals that can dissolve your bones in seconds

          • You should design enemies for games I swear to god, man

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s what i spent my entire school career
            a tale i shall spin so all ye shut the hell up and listen

          • Don’t you ever tell yourself you are good at anything because, damn. That shit’s rad

          • EarthenWarrior

            As far as i could possibly remember i was always the strange kid, that kid who religiously watched every tv show or played that video game describing it to the last detail, even back then i had a affiliation for monster and enemies heck i even wrote a short story in second grade that got me in trouble because i added a giant toxic spewing spider, as i progressed i drew on any blank piece of paper i could find, it was 2004 or something (definitely 7th grade) i was mulling around this old classroom where i wandered into the back, it had old cabinates and a big sofa so naturally i poked around. i opened a cabinet and found a beautiful leather portfolio loaded with empty notebooks. i wasn’t proud of it but i stole it and began carrying it with me.
            days past and i started drawing creatures and things in the book’s pages, soon after i began to catalog the monsters, giving them a number and a name, soon after i began filling the pages with bosses fit for video games looking back around 360, one breakfast my brother told me that i needed a hero character to fight all these things and that’s what i did. he was a young boy with a robotic arm and a happy go lucky robotic companion with electric powers i named this duo Flash & Zap.
            i began drawing them more and more, thinking of a story about these guys, it was until i decided to give them some friends and a whole story and i knew my life’s goal; to create my very own game story. i spent most of my high-school days thinking of the story and implementing details. I had the whole game completely thought out and even what the sequel is, but as i graduated i began drifting from the project and became more preoccupied with more pressing matters. maybe in the future i’ll get this project going again for it can easily be summed up as my life’s work

          • Yo…

            unity is free

            go make games

          • EarthenWarrior

            i dunno it would be hard to do everything by myself

          • Shady

            Urrrrrrrrgh ……….don’t force me to share mine.

          • …. i wanna see your rad monster guy

          • Shady

            It’s not monster I found myself draw some aliens races …….for race game. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7100031443476e09123c18a7c2dd0fcc73f799b0b9788a5c6626771b4de9fa6.jpg

          • EarthenWarrior
          • EarthenWarrior

            And a Mega Mewtwo Y

          • Shady

            Hmmmmm ……..kinda

          • Shady

            I didn’t inspire him from these.

          • EarthenWarrior

            LET LOOSE YOUR PERSONAL DEMONS!!!

          • I got some characters for an anime I’ve been “making” (I don’t have any drawings since I can’t draw).

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Not too bad, but they remind me too much Ben 10 aliens.

          • EarthenWarrior

            But they’re too dope
            hmmmm i have one left…..my most dangerous creation in here….
            N-Zane

          • Shady

            I like those creatures.

      • I found an amazing youtube channel that has been helping me with basically everything

        • EarthenWarrior

          hmmmmmmm which one may i ask

        • MenacingCascoon

          I agree. Your skills have been improving so much. Im so happy for you!

          • :DDDD

            thank youuuu. I’ve started to draw everyday and practice more with purpose. Its been really exciting!

          • MenacingCascoon

            ITs paying off!! Keep up the good work!

          • EarthenWarrior

            hmmmmmmmm this compels me to do a three part drawing i should’ve done a long time ago…
            my OC Entharalis
            Everyone has a alter ego they wish to be in their times of imagination and mine is endowed with a fantasy origin

          • Do etttt
            If I may push it a bit more, check out his thumbnail and constructing bodies videos. It could help you get the composition

          • EarthenWarrior

            Entharalis the “sorta” good one
            and he evil form Obsidian
            and lastly his monstrous form

        • Shady

          wat is it?

  • Shady

    PJ can u cover Sonic Forces when it comes?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I assume it will be if it gets enough positive attention.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Psssh Nothin Personnel kid

      • Shady

        Humanzzzzz

  • Dazzling Lunala

    So Jwittz uploaded a video on Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle an apparently Mario can use a gun designed to be in a Bowser like style called, and I quote, “Hell in a Shell”… That is a bit unexpected

    • Ubisoft: So uh… what should we do with this crossover?
      Nintendo: just do watever lol
      Ubisoft: … ok
      Ubisoft: *the badass princess* *hell in a shell*
      Nintendo: wait no

    • Ultron

      The gameplay they showed of this game made me want to blow my brains out

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It looked like arse.

        • Ultron

          And it was SO SLOW. My friend and I were waiting for them to move the hell on

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It should be more like Worms. I guess it’s fine if you like that sort of gameplay. To me it looked like a mess with some good ideas here and there. Splatoon has nothing to worry about from this.

          • Ultron

            Haha no way in hell

      • Govnah Skiddo

        I like it

        • Ultron

          It’s not my type of game. I don’t fuck with turn based RPG’s unless it’s pokemon

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Final game ‘Hell in a Shell’ becomes ‘Hello in a Shello’.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well i think its time for some shut eye
    i nearly forgot i found a shiny Hakamo-o today

    • Shady

      One of ur best …………is that a scythe؟

      • Yep. I wanted to give her weapon and I felt since Umbreon is a dark type, a scythe would be the coolest option. I feel like I could’ve improved the face helmet thing. Maybe i’ll come back to this tomorrow and flesh it out better

        • Shady

          But u need to make them fit together as u see this scythe is too simple to fit this highly detailed character.

          • So I should add more detail? It would be cool to try to make some neat designs on it.

          • Shady

            No u should add more detail on the scythe ………I appreciate abstract art more though.

          • Thats what I meant 😛

          • Ultron

            That might be kinda cool. I guess just be careful not to over do it if you do.

        • EarthenWarrior

          An anime character wielding a scythe clicheeeeeee

          • Eh… I’m not really worried about cliches right now. I just want to practice stuff. :PP

          • EarthenWarrior

            Just anything but the edgy shadowy one with a scythe
            What about a lunar scepter or slash claws

          • I’ll save it for Espeon if I actually draw one

    • Ultron

      This is really good. The only advice I’d give is maybe make the pole a bit thicker because it looks a bit like a flag

      • yeeeee I should.

        I’ll come back to this and fix it up and maybe I’ll add color

        • Ultron

          You planing on doing black and yellow like Umbreon or stick with the ghostly purple?

          • Black and yellow. The purple is just for values

          • Ultron

            You should make one for Espeon too :O

          • Ooooo that would be neat… I honestly only did Umbreon because the first thing in my tumblr feed was an Umbreon gif and I decided to mash it up with a knight cuz why not.

          • Ultron

            Vaporeon and Leafeon would be cool too though… 😉

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    SHIT I NEED TILL TUESDAY OR SO TO GET THE GAME

  • ShinyXatu

    It took me about 10 tries to finally beat Hedlok on level 4 (with way too many close calls), but including the Party Mode time I had, I can say with certainty that the world is better with ARMS in it. It’s just unbelievable.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I can’t wait till I get arms
    Shouldn’t be much longer

    • ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • Daedardus

      Good luck with the operation!

      Did you type this with your feet though?

      • Zero Self

        That would be an impressive feat

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    I’m one of those people who aren’t getting the game, so we could say that I’m

    ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Unarmed

    • Bettyjsands

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj311d:
      On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
      !mj311d:
      ➽➽
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      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        You liked my pun, didn’t ya (⌐■_■)

      • Zero Self

        Shut up Betty I’m too hungover for your bullshit

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I loved Soul Eater and all but that ending was BULLSHIT

    • InfinityD4

      Which one? It doesn’t really matter, both are.

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        The anime

        • InfinityD4

          Do you know how the Manga ends? Because they diverge a good bit.

    • Zero Self

      PUUUUUUNCH

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Eww

  • Zero Self

    Are like y’all dead? I know that it’s like super early morning for most of you but where the Euros at?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m here, but I can’t listen to musical pieces that are +50 minutes long and be here at the same time thanks to Google chrome :p

      • Zero Self

        Google is maaaagical

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          It’s a witch

          • Zero Self

            Burn it

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’ll burn Betty first

          • Zero Self

            I Bett you would

      • Daedardus

        What kind of PC do you have lol.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          A smartphone

          • Daedardus

            Oh, do you watch Youtube? That’s not Chrome’s fault, Youtube just doesn’t allow audio when you are not watching the screen, because it can’t show ads when you’re not watching.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Oh :/

          • Daedardus

            If you purchase a Youtube Red subscription you can listen to music when you are doing something, but I have Spotify so I don’t care.

    • Haxford

      Most of the time I come on at night because then the site is at its busiest

      • Zero Self

        Same tbh but I’m soooo booooored rn

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Watch the important videos playlist, it will make you waste almost 2 hours

          • Zero Self

            The colour red

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            The colour I’m disappointed

          • Zero Self
          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            First two minutes: ⅛ of the movie
            The other 20 seconds: The rest.

            Jesus Christ, they swear in this movie more than they say bee in bee movie

          • Zero Self

            Except bee movie is good 👀

    • Daedardus

      Busy studying in the weekend, it’s mostly finals time in EU.

    • Butter Geek

      I was asleep. I sleep till 12 on weekends

      • Haxford

        How’s it going with your gym leader project 🙂

    • I literally just woke up its 7:30 in the morning here

  • Bettyjsands

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj311d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj311d:
    ➽➽
    ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash311TopProPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::!mj311d..,.

  • Zero Self

    Then: What’s your favourite final battle?

    Me:

    https://youtu.be/v1x4aWcTots

  • Well my starter trio has its final typings
    Grass/Rock, Fire/Ghost, Water/Poison

  • Alright well this happened we are treating our fighters like animals now
    http://www.theonion.com/article/wwe-staff-forced-shoot-aggressive-wrestler-after-c-56272

    • Butter Geek

      Ya know this is a joke?

      • Wait. It is?

        • Butter Geek

          Yes, just read it

        • Zero Self

          The I onion is a joke site

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I thought that Harambe jokes were already dead

  • Butter Geek
    • Monkeyfuzz

      Would make more sense as Orangusage, Orangusear and Orangupour, since apart from the sage one they look more like Orangutans.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Ew, they loo-k messed up. No thanks.

  • Butter Geek
  • EarthenWarrior

    ARRGGHGHHHHHHHHHH STUPID SPRING MAN
    WHY DOES NOTHING I DO EVER FREAKING WORK

  • Well f*ck Sweet Kiss is a crummy move and A.Raichu only learns Electric terrain via Egg move, well Topaz’s moves

    Brick Break
    Nasty Plot
    Thunderbolt
    Psychic

    And No I am not rebreeding for an in game team I don’t do that I live with what I get

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Replace Brick Break with Grass Knot

    • EarthenWarrior

      WHY BRICK BREAK INSTEAD OF FD OF FOCUS BLAST OR GRAASS KNOT

      • I don’t have either of those and funny my Topaz has higher Physical attack then Special by 2 points

        • Monkeyfuzz

          What nature and EV’s does it have?

          • Not sure of EV’s (if I had to add those manually none) and Jolly

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh, Jolly makes special attack go down. For A.Raichu you really want Timid or Modest. If you like I can breed you one in a Fast Ball? Its’ physical movepool and stat in general isn’t particularly good.

          • Nah I probably will trade all my Valuables for Spe.Attack boosters then teach Grass knot, Focus Blast isn’t the edge I’m looking for

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It really won’t help you enough, if it’s in-game then it doesn’t really matter either way. If you are going to use Jolly Brick Break and Wild Charge are your best options, the latter of which has recoil damage.

          • Only problem if I tried to add moves now best moves available to add are Speed Swap and Quick attack and Thundershock

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You’d have to rely on TM’s.

          • Actually I think I will rebreed Topaz for Electric Terrain and Timid

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I can breed you a parent if you like, you’ll have to evolve it from Pichu before you can breed it again though.

          • Alright I’ll take it to Poni coast (My entire team trained their now they are in 40’s)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well it evolves by friendship, my suggestion would be to feed it loads of stat reducing berries whilst holding the soothe bell. I guess I can do it for you, it usually uses around 25 berries which isn’t that hard to just grow again.

        • EarthenWarrior

          THEN I GUESS ITS A WRONG TOPAZ
          YOU GOTTA BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT OR YOU. WILL. LOOOOOSE

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Not necessarily but I’d agree Physical attack isn’t great on it.

          • Zero Self

            Lol like you can lose in game

    • MenacingCascoon

      If its an in game team then go ahead. Just dont try it competitive

    • Zero Self

      Is this in game or comp?

      • In game

        • MenacingCascoon

          Then dont listen to Earthen its just ingame. It doesnt matter too much

          • Yeah I wish I would’ve know before hand to breed him to get Electric terrain so he could be useful with its ability

    • Ultron

      I might have an extra Pichu with electric terrain

  • EarthenWarrior

    UGHHAHAHHHRGI9Y2Y802801YUE8021Q3YH8R213U
    WHY CAN’T I BEAT NINJARA OR SPRING MAN
    THEY HAVE SUCH BROKEN OP STAGES THAT WORK TO MY DISADVANTAGE
    AND NONE OF B&B’S ARMS ARE EFFECTIVE ONE BIT
    JUST ONCE I WANT TO WIN

    • Zero Self

      Dude it’s because your new to the game of course you’ll suck and lose and shit

      Just git good

      • EarthenWarrior

        I HATE THAT SAYING SO FREAKING MUCH ITS SO FREAKING PATRONIZING

  • MenacingCascoon

    A Physical Hidden Power would be amazin! However Physical Pokemon already are pretty good, so maybe not… What type of moves woul dyou guys like to see?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think it would be good, stops the need to invest in special attack or having a low power move for physical attackers just for coverage. I’d like to see quick attacks for more types, like Fire. Maybe a terrain blocker/remover that also gets rid of weather?

    • Zero Self

      Every type and attack category (besides status) should have an accessible, reliable move like Dazzling Gleam, Shadow/Energy Ball, and Bolt/Beam/Thrower

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      A physical fairy type move, they only have one

  • EarthenWarrior

    YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THE ONE TIME I RUN OUT THE CLOCK TO ZERO HIS GRAB STILL GOES THROUGH AND KILLS ME UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE
    I’VE BEEN ON THIS DAMN FIGHT FOR 2 HOURS NOW

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is raging on here helping? Maybe take a break, refresh a bit and return to it.

      • EarthenWarrior

        NOTHING EVER HELPS, EITHER I FIGHT UNTIL I WIN OR DESTROY MYSELF IN THE PROCESS

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You can return to the fight until you win, just go have some refreshment and maybe some fresh air.

          • EarthenWarrior

            HOW I LOST 19 TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE HOW OVERPOWERED SPRING MAN IS AND THIS IS ONLY LEVEL 4 DIFFICULTY

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You’ll get it with practice eventually. You only just got the game, don’t expect to be expert level straight away.

          • Govnah Skiddo

            JUST PICK A NEW CHARACTER HOLY SHIT

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m using Byte and Barq

          • Govnah Skiddo

            I would recommend trying every character

          • EarthenWarrior

            why bother nothing i freaking do ever works

          • Govnah Skiddo

            yea but then you can find a play style you like and work with it instead of bitching

          • EarthenWarrior

            like it will make a slight difference
            everything spams grabs and most stages are a constant issue (mostly spring man’s, cobras and ninjara)

          • Then try them if you can’t beat the top characters use them to see if you can do the same

          • Govnah Skiddo

            Cobras is a great stage

          • EarthenWarrior

            i think you mean broken, unless you get on those stupid dics you are completely screwed

          • TCRowlet
          • MenacingCascoon

            When will everyone understand he wants to be mad. Hes not looking for encouragement. He justs want to be mad, and make everyone else mad with him. Hes toxic to this community and scaring off new people.

          • Well maybe that’s your problem when ever we suggest trying things out (Arms and Showdown) you say its not your style, but try going outside your comfort zone and trying new characters and you may find one that gives you the right edge to win it never hurts to try them

    • Govnah Skiddo

      Im getting tired of your constant raging.

      • EarthenWarrior

        well i’m tired of constantly feeling like a pathetic piece of shit day in and day out

  • Grahhh can’t decide what sounds better an Electric/Grass or Electric/Ice?

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Ugh, PokeBank has locked me out again. Always happens when I need to breed for someone else orz

    • Did you pay the yearly fee yet?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah, it just gets a connection issue which I’m sure is on their end and then it locks me out for a bit. The Pikachu I need to breed your Pichu is in there. I will have to try again in a bit.

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m done with arms…..clearly i suck and feel incredibly stupid for buying it
    tell something to draw

    • Govnah Skiddo

      Master Mummy 😛

    • Draw Rhyperior and Excadrill

    • Daedardus

      Can’t you easily sell it someone else if you don’t like it that much? Surely there must be someone wanting the game for only slightly lower than full price.

      • Deerlia

        Yeah, I know some people who would love to play, but can’t afford full price, try asking around~

      • EarthenWarrior

        You can’t sell digital downloads

        • Govnah Skiddo

          well that your fault

    • Dazzling Lunala

      You don’t suck at ARMS, you suck with Master Mummy

      • EarthenWarrior

        NO MASTER MUMMY IS ALWAYS AT A DISADVANTAGE
        AND I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU I’VE BEEN USING B&B

        • Dazzling Lunala

          Try using other characters, I would recommend Ribbon Girl or Kid Cobra to fight against grab-spamming

          • EarthenWarrior

            i don’t want to use ribbon girl or that snek

          • Dazzling Lunala

            If you want to win you have to try different things

          • EarthenWarrior

            they have to nerf Ninjara and Spring Man

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            SPRING MAN NERF?! Lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            his second ability gives him insta charged punches, and that stage of his ius super annoying

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            You gotta be kidding me
            It’s the least gimmicky stage in the game and super charge punches are literally nothing if you can move at all

            Also do you happen to have the Megawatt? I highly reccomend it, it’s a better megaton

          • EarthenWarrior

            who are you freaking using and what difficultly, i’ve been having severe trouble all day today and yesterday and i cannot be the only one not getting any issues

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            With that stage and spring man you are, literally no one complains about him
            It’s just Ribbon and Ninjara

            And by the way, I’m a Helix main, I know how heavy arms work

          • EarthenWarrior

            Always the jumping into the springboards and the insta charges knocking me around in a single hit

            I’m just so sick of freaking losing, it took me freaking 28 matches just to beat Spring Man with B&B nothing truly worked so I had to be a hippocrit and just bait it and grab and wait out the clock

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            “Byte and Barq”
            I think that’s the problem

          • EarthenWarrior

            Why is everything always a problem

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Because they’re the actual shittiest character from what i seen

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Bangs head into wall* why….why……why does all the ones I like end up being the worst….I try my hardest…….I play with my heart and soul, the universe owes me huge

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I actually liked Byte too

            Mummy actually isn’t the worst,he’s better than Mechanicha, Byte, and to some Springman

          • EarthenWarrior

            I highly bed to differ on spring man,

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Nah, just cause you … I actually have zero idea how you lost that much to a shitty character like that

            Maybe you just suck at mummy, that could be it

          • EarthenWarrior

            I KEEP TELLING YOU THE STUPID STAGE AND HIS INSTA CHARGED PUNCHES ARRGRGGGHHHHH

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            But neither one of those are overpowered
            And compared to other stage his stage is nearly gimmickless,even Min mins bowl has more gimmickyness to it

            And Insta charged punches aren’t bad because if you have the lead on him, yu can kill him before he does much of anything

          • EarthenWarrior

            YES THEY ARE HAVE YOU JUST NOT BEEN PLAYING OR JUST BASING THIS ON REVIEW
            even on level 4 I had immense trouble because nothing would land because he was always bouncing around and attacks barely hit hard enough, next thing I knew every punch that touched me slightly or clipped me knocked me back

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I played , yes I played
            1. You were playing Byte and Barq
            2. You nddd to balance out some grabs with those punches
            3. Learn to dodge

          • EarthenWarrior

            I WAS CONSTANTLY DODGING
            I GRABBED EVERYTIME HE TRIED TO GRAB ME
            NOTHING STILL WORKS

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            If you say so

    • Deerlia

      I want to tell you a story…
      Once upon a time, there was this… Rhino, named… Rocks! Rocks was a tough rhino because every day he dedicated himself to being tough. he was abrasive, brawny, and brick solid.
      But then there was this monster that came along named… Army. Army was a soldier, and very, very tough… Rocks challenged Army to a fight, and lost his hide badly that day, he became very angry and sad. Army laughed at Rocks like a jerk, he teased him every day and made him feel bad to the point Rocks felt he needed to leave.
      But a young cow calf came along, Her name was Cowlia, and she was new around these parts. She was very delicate… In passing, Rocks saw her struggling with her stuff, and shrugged and kept going, she pleaded for some help. No one else answered, so the rhino got mad and finally offered to help her out of a weird kind of spite. When they got to her new place, he set down the bags, and she asked him to stay for dinner, he declined and left, thinking he would regret that later due to his hunger. Rocks was just about to leave when he heard a scream coming from the town, he hustled back in to see Cowlia was gonna be eaten by Army, in that moment, he rushed in trying to help her, not even thinking about his hate, but then everything went black… When he awoke, Cowlia was tending to him, but how was that possible… he lost. “I gotta say mister, i cannot thank you enough” Rocks Replied “no, i wasn’t tough enough to help you, period!” But Cowlia smiled and said “I saw you beat him to a pulp, don’t you remember?” It was true, Army was all beaten up! “But… how?” Cowlia Pondered this and replied. “I guess you got so mad, you completely clobbered him, almost like you snapped, and yet, somehow you did…” So as it turned out, he did snap, but his last known memory from the black out, something he still remembers, was that cow girl, he actually cared about her so much in his rage, he fought to save her, instead of trying to beat up his rival. In that moment, he realized he was tough because of his dedication, his feelings, his lack of inhibitions. The only thing he could do in that moment is smile, and say two words harder than life itself for him… “Thank… You…” after that, the two continued fighting about silly things, But Cowlia Never forgot what Rocks did for her, and Rocks never forgot, he didn’t need to be tough to win, he just needed a sense of purpose, and a reason.

      The End~

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        (Claps) YES!! ITS ANAZING

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          *amazing

      • EarthenWarrior

        Just feel angrier

  • Deerlia

    I gotta say, Arms has a pretty sharp learning curve, they put you in the grand prix, it seems so easy, then you try to fight in versus for further practice… But that’s ok, the game looks great and is still cool to play, my siblings might like it, but i gotta teach em how to play, deers~

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Well at least you are enjoying it, make sure to share the fun with those deer to you 🙂

      • Deerlia

        That was cute, deer~
        But i gotta admit, Mechanica had to have whooped my Plot a good 6 or seven times until i started to fight back… It’s a great workout game too, i was sweating by the end, my fur was just a little matted from it, heehee~

        • EarthenWarrior

          what difficulty

          • Deerlia

            I’m not much of a fighter yet, so i went default of 2…

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ve only done 4 and up
            it only gets worse

          • Deerlia

            If anyone can power through it though, it’s you!
            You are tough, now you can really prove it!

          • EarthenWarrior

            Meaningless flattery doesn’t get you anywhere pinky

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh deer, make sure to groom afterwards down by the river 😉

          • Deerlia

            I am actually there now, Deer~
            It’s hot where i live, so i had a little water fun and cooled off, then shook myself dry and the matting was gone! So I feel as strong as a Gogoat today~

  • Monkeyfuzz

    So my tiny team so far is going to be Toxapex, Chandelure, Ferrothorn not sure what else rn. Probably need something to fight A.Muk and A.Marowak, I’m thinking K.Dugtrio.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Just want to say.
    Frost Cavern is NO joke when it comes to nuzlockes. Those trainers killed a total of 5 pokemon! One in cluding my MVP and another being my ongest member to that point. Ugh Not a pleasant time

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Who you got left?

      • MenacingCascoon

        After the massacre, I was left with Inky (Malamar) and Aurorus. I just got finihed grinding a team up to level which isnt fun, but had to be done

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Agreed…. on several levels

  • Zero Self

    So, anyone playing through any games?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Splatoon, Showdown, Warcraft daily
      Arms and M&L SSS (which I frisking can’t do anymore until I buy a charger)
      And Minecraft to try and relax (not working in the slightest)

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Moms birthday, will be gone for a bit

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m starting to do a White Nuzlocke

      • Zero Self

        Oh what ya doiiin on it

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I’m still on Accumula town. My team is:

          Ba’Gamnan the Patrat
          Ron Figaro the Snivy

    • Deerlia

      No, i Got some Patreon work to do.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Patreon?

        • Deerlia

          Yep, I make art and people support me, i have 10 people pledging money to me for my art, deer~

          • EarthenWarrior

            Why do you need money don’t you still got a couple Gs left
            (And is it still Anthro stuff)

          • Deerlia

            Well, it doesn’t hurt to have a backup plan…
            And yeah, anthro is what i do, you know that~

          • EarthenWarrior

            I still remember that horrifying Cosmog thing

          • MenacingCascoon

            Heyy awesome! Congratulations! Man we got some good Artists here. You StarStorm. Just awesome. Congratz!

          • Deerlia

            Thank you, deer~

    • MenacingCascoon

      Y nuzlocke is my main rn. Also playing some Smash on the side. Showdown every once in a while

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’m thinking about doing a Crystal Nuzlocke while breeding my tiny team.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Okay, I asked yesterday but I need more data
    Since I am unable to get the full game till sometime next week (after Sunday) How are Byte and Barq? I know Cobra is good but I’m worried about Robocop and his pet dog

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You should just try them all yourself when you get it to see what best suits you.

    • EarthenWarrior

      His starting arms SUUUUUUUUCK, the yellow missle never shoots straight
      The party popper doesn’t do anything and the glove hardly does any damage
      The dog just gets in the way

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Oh that’s good
        Does the dog do anything? I know how his arms are

        • EarthenWarrior

          HOW IS THAT GOOD
          The Arm shoots seldom and you’d think he’d block attacks for ya but nope

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            It’s sarcastic
            How’s the jump? And what’s his best use

            (His arms aren’t relevant simply because you can get new ones)

          • EarthenWarrior

            I am in zero mood for sarcasm, it’s not even noon and I clawed my arm in rage
            His jump is okish, his best use is nothing

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Oh boi that’s great considering his abilities
            How much does the dog’s mouth fist do?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Like 30

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Fucking beautiful, good job this was a well made character

            He needs buffs..

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I’ve never been so salty over a goddamn ending, I still can’t get over it

  • Monkeyfuzz

    So if we take the construction areas in Alola as gyms, what types do we think they’ll be?

  • Monkeyfuzz

    @irvinap:disqus your Pika is ready, would you be able to take it in around 4 hours from this post?

  • MenacingCascoon

    Well going off what I did last time. Im doing Ghost today.
    What are your general thoughts about the Ghost type?
    What is your favorite and least favorite Ghost type Leader/Pokemon?

    General Thoughts- Ghost Types are pretty cool. I used to think they were overrated because it seemed like everyone’s favorite type is ghost type. But now I dont understand they are just cool. Maybe they are overrated, but I can see why. Their designs are very cool, and who doesnt love the way Shadow Ball looks?

    Fave Ghost Leader- Acerola. I just love her cute face, and attitude. The way she doesnt look like someone who would handle Pokemon of the dead.

    Least Fave Leader- Shauntal. Meh He just isnt as interesting as the others. Also I still think Shauntal is a boyt. and since I dont see different I dont like him

    Fave Ghost Pokemon- Gengar. His chubby body. His spiky back. His cute Smile. I just love this thing. I honestly didnt realize how much I love Gengar until recently. I can understand the massive hype for this. And its pretty good in battle

    Least Fave Ghost- Spiritomb. It just isnt cool to me. I couldnt get it in DIamond because it was nearly impossible, it annoyed me so much. Plus it stole Sableye’s Niche.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Thoughts: Absolutely hated them just as much as psychic and fairy, never once liked them especially because everyone else liked them
      Favorite leader: none
      Favorite Ghost: Golurk say what you will about it it’s still a giant stone/clay robot Pokemon I’d like it if it were steel or rock
      Least favorite: Mimikyu and Gengar they sicken me

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Thoughts- I actually love this typing and is my favourite one, they have very cool designs, cool attacks and Pokedex entries as well.

      Fav Ghost leader- Fantina. I love how instead of being creepy or mysterious, is fabulous, such an unique take on Ghost gym leaders.

      Least fav- Morty. He’s kinda boring imo

      Fave Ghost- Chandelure. It’s also my fav Pkm, it’s so cute, a great Spe attack, lovely dex entries and an amazing shiny. I really like it’s appearance in Pokken as well.

      Least fav- Misdreavus. Doesn’t have a very interesting design and it feels bland to me, but I like its evolution Mismagius.

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      ACEROLA

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      General: I adore all the ghosties, they’re just awesome
      Fave leader: Acerola – ADORABLE, perma :3 face
      Least fave: Shauntal
      Fave mon: Marshadow
      Least Fave: Mismagius

    • Fav. Leader Accerola or Shauntal
      Least Favorite: Agatha
      Favorite: Gengar
      Least: not sure

  • EarthenWarrior

    FUCKING WHY HEDLOK WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
    MAX BRASS WASNT ENOUGH
    I JUST WANT TO FINISH THIS GRAND PRIX

  • Zero Self

    In your opinion, what type has the blandest designs?

    Rock imo

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Rock imoawtbh, but atleast it has a few gems like Gigalith and Minior

      • Zero Self

        Ayyyyy

    • EarthenWarrior

      I swear if everyone just says rock ground or fighting I’m going to murder you all

      • Zero Self

        Learn to handle opinions 👀

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        You just don’t have much taste

        • EarthenWarrior

          I see them for their real beauty

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            What beauty?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Their beautiful just the way they are

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Seraph, everything has beauty but not everyone can see it, Earthen can see beauty in ground types, we can’t, we can see beauty on giving good arguments, Earthen can’t

            😛

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Ayyyy!

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate you all…..I truly truly do…..

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I love you too :p

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t I suffer enough…..

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Rock outside of two mons

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Actually I lied outside four

    • Rock with a few exceptions

    • Ultron

      Oh, Absolutely 1000% Rock and Fighting. Remove legendaries and Dragon is also super bland.

  • Butter Geek

    IM THE LUCKIEST MAN EVER TODAY
    I decided to try my luck in Wonder Trade and BOOM!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/96e791701309cdfacaef8ddd4b58b0d0ea6febcfbf35285f1109a1c37c5c60fb.jpg
    (Probably hacked) level 100, good moveset and in dusk ball (jelaous Earthen?)!
    So I go in to the talk Grass to see this Bad Boy in Action and BOOOOOOOOOM
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eea4c9cbc5da5c829d050106223cf204d50c5c86fc454db2de9a3dc3614a2e37.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have a Shiny Nidoking and Queen

      • Zero Self

        OTP

        • EarthenWarrior

          Otp?

          • Zero Self

            One true pairing

            It’s basically your biggest ship, but I’m just saying it ironically

          • EarthenWarrior

            I have no true pairing, my life is a lonesome road I travel myself and only myself

    • Zero Self

      Earthen won’t be jealous if it’s probably hacked

      But ngl I’m jealous of the Pelipper, such a nice simple shiny

      • EarthenWarrior

        It is a hack, blue may be rare but PURPLE IS EPIC

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Those aare hackroonis

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Run, the shinies are clearly coming for you, this is just the beginning 👀

      Congrats on the shiny btw ^^

      • Butter Geek

        Shinedemic

    • Butter Geek

      Just checked: Nido has a Life Orb and it says he came from Hoenn

      • Butter Geek

        And he has a Timid nature

        • EarthenWarrior

          Absolutely a hack

          • Butter Geek

            Yeah. But Why does it say he’s from Hoenn?

          • EarthenWarrior

            ORAS

          • Zero Self

            He would’ve been bred in ORAS if he’s legal

          • Butter Geek

            But he’s not? Like there are 1% chances that he’s legal. He’s Shiny, level 100, with good moves AND a Timid nature

          • EarthenWarrior

            Check the IVs without a doubt if they’re perfect hacked
            And even more so if it has sheer force

          • Butter Geek

            It has Sheer force

          • EarthenWarrior

            Get it through your soft skull that it is a wonder trade hack,

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Fheer Shorce

          • Butter Geek

            I know. I literaly said that 4 comments above

          • Zero Self

            if he’s legal’

          • MenacingCascoon

            You never know if its hacked. It could be real.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Or it genned to say where it was from

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out
    • Zero Self

      Wat

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        This face

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          He meant the select 2 guardians thing

          • Zero Self

            ^^^^

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Oh yeah, I mean in arms when you select two guardians

    • EarthenWarrior

      Wait a second he looks familiar

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Death the Kid

        • EarthenWarrior

          With the symmetrical issues
          And the two cute chicks

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            He’s perfect

  • Butter Geek

    What’s the best moveset for Pelipper?

    • Zero Self

      Hydro Pump
      Hurricane

      Disregard everything else

      • Zero Self

        Wait nvm go Scald like earthen said

        • EarthenWarrior

          I hate that move so much……….

          • Zero Self

            What? I thought it was your fave 😈

          • EarthenWarrior

            No it has caused me literally nothing but unrelenting fear and stress
            Always worrying that it will easily ruin me if remotely touches me
            They need to either nerf scald’s burn chance or nerf burn’s attack reduction
            And on the subject make a status move cut special attacks so it’s fair

    • EarthenWarrior

      Scald
      Hurricane
      Filler
      Tailwind

      • Butter Geek

        Also Roost

        • EarthenWarrior

          Feh

        • MenacingCascoon

          Knock off is also nice

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yEQtcUDNLPs
    I’m obsessed with this anime and need to stop , but this scene is perfect p

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hold still *grabs a sledgehammer*

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        What’s wrong with this scene?

        • Zero Self

          It’s from Soul Eater 👀

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            But it’s actually rather decent as an anime until the ending

        • EarthenWarrior

          U said you needed to stop, ergo I’ll go Ghallager on your melon

    • MenacingCascoon

      Really? I did not like this one. Everyone loves it but it was way too silly for me. The characters annoy me, and the ending made me want to turn it off

  • Zero Self

    Think I’m gonna wondertrade when I get home, hope I get something good :0

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Wonder trade, the place where you:

      -Send a shit Pkm to receive another shit Pkm

      -Send a shit Pkm to receive another shit Pkm

      -Send a shit Pkm to receive another shit Pkm

      -Send a shit Pkm to receive shiny Lv 100 Arceus with Max EVs and IVs

      -Send a shiny Lv 100 Arceus with Max EVs and IVs to receive a shit Pkm

  • EarthenWarrior

    WHY I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEATING HEDLOK JUST FOR A HEAL THING TO SPAWN RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM

    • MenacingCascoon

      So youre really just gonna spam caps, and complain about ARMS all day? Pretty pathetic dont you think? lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        Until you play arms you can’t criticize my actions
        Hedlok is extremely difficult

        • MenacingCascoon

          But I just did.

          • EarthenWarrior

            You don’t even have a switch

          • MenacingCascoon

            Theres one in my house. I just dont own it. I meant I just criticized you because you complain about exetreme things. IIts probably not even that hard since you complain about everything

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well it very much is, look around the Internet plenty of others are getting thrashed

            But you on the other hand unless you fight Hedlok and understand how much pain he is don’t even bother talking to me because I think you just do it to antagonize me

          • MenacingCascoon

            No, Im saying this to you because I dont care how hard the fight is. Im saying something because youre annoying everyone. Literally no one hear ones to see your constant “OMF THIS IS SO HARD” Do you know nobody wants to join a site where every 5 minuews someone is spamming how much they hate somethin, and its not even Pokemon related, and you are always cursing. So Idc how hard the fight is, but you constantly cbeing abulgar isnt going to solve anything.Stop it

          • Ultron

            Tbh, I do agree with Casc, Ian. I think you need to tone it down a bit

          • EarthenWarrior

            Always against me….
            I’ve been doing the same Grand Prix for 7 hours now……

          • Maybe go into practice mode for a bit and get better at stopping grabs or whatever else you have trouble with

          • EarthenWarrior

            It’s freaking Hedlok and I’m stuck as B&B how you seen how evil this thing is?!

          • I’ve fought him in Test Punch. He’s supposed to be insanely hard like Taboo in Smash Bros

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s nothing in test you had 3 people
            This time he has
            -6 arms
            -a very spacious battlefield
            -arms are permanently charged
            -scary high HP

            And I’m on level four and I’ve only KOd him a few times only getting tougher and smarter reading every input.

  • Butter Geek

    Whats your fav Arms recolor? I LOVE blue and yellow kid cobra

  • Butter Geek
    • Ultron

      Tbh I hate when characters have green hair.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Ilr, Its the most unnatural ‘unnatural anime hair color’ It just never looks right.

        • Ultron

          Mallow looks okay with it, but even then it’s just weird.

    • Zero Self

      I feel their designs are like super bland tbh

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      With this art style I can’t even recognize the two

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Wait…

        Those aren’t even real Pokemon characters what’s wrong with me xD

  • I’m really excited about this Lusamine piece. I think I may totally redo the hair. It looks really unnatural and it probably shouldn’t be blowing to the right. But I do like the composition of it when the hair is like that. Maybe I just need a better reference. Lusamine’s hair is really weird anyways

  • Zero Self

    What’s your favorite Pokémon type for design variety?

    • Ghost
      ya got haunted chandeulures
      clefairy shadows
      literal satan
      a ghost that can become a washing machine
      a culmination of 1000 souls
      spooky babus
      witches
      alien demons

      basically its a pretty rad type

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Psychic, it has so many different types of Pkms, inanimate objects, four legged computers, a thing with a thing in its tail, Victini, a goth girl, cells etc…

    • Zero Self

      Fairy, we’ve got

      Badass life deers
      Rad animalistic guardian spirits
      A freaking electric gerbil
      A water rabbit with herculean strength
      A lei of all things
      And keys

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        I was thinking about saying fairy instead before, I’m afraid everything can become a fairy type of you just believe

  • EarthenWarrior

    ……I can’t do it…….I was just about to beat it……one more attack…..it just wouldn’t hit it……….and just broke my block with a rush……..
    How is anybody supposed to beat Hedlok……..I’ve been stuck on this stupid prix since I got up……and it’s nearly four…………..I won’t give up………

  • ok the hair is already looking way nicer

    http://i.imgur.com/bQGedJE.png?1

    • Daedardus

      One thing about the lips is that it looks like she’s sticking her tongue out, so the bottom lip should be slightly thinner. Or maybe that’s the purpose, I don’t know :P.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      WoW, It’s very impressive :0

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  • Butter Geek

    What’s your least favourite mon of your fav type? Mine is Electrcike. Manectric is okay, but this type of Green is terrible with Yellow and it doesn’t fit an Electric type

    • Granbull

      • Butter Geek

        Granbull should be Fairy/Dark

        • EarthenWarrior

          why…….its timid and scares easily

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Fairy/Normal so it gets STAB Return back.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Misdreavus

      • waaaaaat

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          The design doesn’t do it for me, I like the others more, and I find it boring, Mismagius is more interesting imo

          • oh oops I got mixed up with the names

    • EarthenWarrior

      Wormadamn………

      • EarthenWarrior

        also on the list is Swampert
        say what you will i never liked that thing, its mega i do like but i got tired of noticing some features
        also another weird thing is whenever i think of Ruby and Sapphire it triggers some of my PTSD and gives me car sickness

    • Ultron

      Alolan Persian, Incineroar, Hoopa Unbound, Greninja, and Mega Absol

      • Mega Absol is cool tho. Why dont you like it?

        • Ultron

          It’s just weird and extra edgy looking now. I don’t like the wings

          • EarthenWarrior

            fur

          • fur wings

          • Zero Self

            Fur that is deliberately designed to resemble wings ergo calling them wings or fur shouldn’t fucking matter so sit down

          • daaamn

          • EarthenWarrior

            well dey aint wings then

          • Zero Self

            They are, they’re just non functional

          • EarthenWarrior

            nope just a clump of fur standing up because of the energy of mega evolution
            read a wiki whydontcha

          • Zero Self

            Who honestly gives a shit

            They look like wings, they’re meant to look like wings, and no sane person should honestly give a shit whether they’re called wings, fur, or glimmering discount dildos

          • EarthenWarrior

            obviously you because you got your panties in a knot

          • Zero Self

            Um not really? Earthen quit projecting, it’s your second worst habit after moaning like a porn star over lacking skill

          • EarthenWarrior

            if you didn;t you’d just leave it at that

          • Zero Self

            Then why wouldn’t you just leave it at that if you’re not obsessed with getting my attention? 👀

          • EarthenWarrior

            i did

          • Zero Self

            You didn’t tho? Damn you really are clueless E, I’m sorry but your thirst for attentions getting p. boring

          • EarthenWarrior

            well sorry if i’m always alone….

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            They look like wings a lot and are meant to look like wings so it doesn’t really matter how you call them

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah i’m just anatomically correct

          • Does it really matter?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it kinda does

          • Absol even uses them to fly in the anime so who cares

          • EarthenWarrior

            what? where?

          • Im pretty sure an ace trainer uses one

          • EarthenWarrior

            Astrid? it could’ve just been jumping

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Lol you want to be right so badly, even if it is something as minimalistic​ as this

          • I don’t really care

          • EarthenWarrior

            do you honestly know how it feels to be always wrong
            not good

          • Yeah, but screaming and cursing isn’t gonna help.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Yes I felt the situation of always being wrong, it mostly stopped when I became more open minded to other points of views, after that I wasn’t always right, but I felt like Everytime I was wrong I learned something new 👀

      • Butter Geek

        Why do people have so bad tastes? Two great starters and a fine Alolan form…

        • Zero Self

          If you like Greninja you can’t comment on other people’s tastes 👀

          • Butter Geek

            That’z the reason I’m commenting on his taste! What’s wrong with Greninja?

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT LIKING GRENINJA?!? FIT ME M8 ANYTIME

            =P

        • Ultron

          Well, Greninja is a bad design to me. Its body is rounded and then the transition to its angular head is revolting. The tongue scarf is dumb and makes no sense from an evolutionary standpoint. Incineroar I just don’t like that much. I like it more than I did, but the design is still imperfect. Hands too big, gray chest is off putting, and I would’ve liked it to be on all fours. Alolan Persian is alright in artwork, but its 3D model is trash.

          • Zero Self

            Still think the body of Alo Persian should be a bit bulkier and then it’d be like 100% fine

          • Ultron

            Yeah, it should be puffier or something. This is basically all it is
            https://i.redd.it/nqt7r8fk3gux.gif

            It’s sad that there’s better fan art out there

          • EarthenWarrior

            I just don’t get Inflation

          • Well I dont think its supposed to just be the head. Game Freak didnt get that memo

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Ugh, look how good it is with regular Persian shaped head. It should be like that but covered in longer thicker fur.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Having different taste ≠ Having bad taste

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Magmortar, it’s the face and weird pink bits. Magmar is far serperior to me.

  • Ultron

    Epona just ran over a sleeping Moblin and straightup killed it

    • Is it the amiibo horse? or did you name a random horse epona

      • Ultron

        Yeah, I scanned her in. My journey feels way more special honestly.

    • EarthenWarrior

      dude that would kill practically anybody, Horses are extremely powerful

      • Ultron

        I like running things over with her

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      You should calm down your horse a little bit xD

      • Ultron

        Epona will curbstomp a MF

  • MenacingCascoon

    WHy is Wring out a special Move? It’s literally squeezing the opponent , theres nothing special about that

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      And why the move is normal? It looks like a dark type move

      • EarthenWarrior

        well its just squeezing the opponent

  • Zero Self

    Wonder Trade is speeeecial

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67f1ff13eff3f1b9e00f8cb3d32469d0c001a0af00d9939ea81ecdb36ebd59b2.jpg

    Best thing I got was a breeject Ryhorn in a Level(?) Ball

    • EarthenWarrior

      The only real Rhyhorn is one found in a Safari Ball

      • Zero Self

        Safari Ball looks D I S G U S T I N G

        • EarthenWarrior

          YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE
          It has a dignified design, and who doesn’t like camouflage, yes they changed it in gen 4 but they changed it back in SM
          http://i.imgur.com/sq7P7zM.png

          • Zero Self

            Camouflage is hideous

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          山卄卂ㄒ ᗪ丨ᗪ ㄚㄖㄩ フㄩ丂ㄒ 丂卂丨ᗪ 卂乃ㄖㄩㄒ 丂卂千卂尺丨 乃卂ㄥㄥ丂 👀

          • Zero Self

            They look D I S G U S T I N G 👀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            That’s exactly the reason I like it, they remind me of me 👀👀

          • W H A T D I D Y O U J U S T S A Y A B O U T M Y H A I R ? ! !

      • Ultron

        Heavy Ball or something is better, imo

        • EarthenWarrior

          Nahhhhhh the blue clashes with it
          if it was orange then totally fits Rhyperior

    • MenacingCascoon

      Nice. Now I want to WT but im the unluckiest person so i will pass

      • Zero Self

        Same tbh, usually I just get bird after bird

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So there wasn’t any Arceus 🙁

    • Zero Self

      Ngl I feel like I’ve provided 100% of current wonderlockes with Rowlets

  • Ultron

    So is Epona not in the BOTW base game because she died during the story?
    Also, I’m slightly peeved the legend didn’t tell about Impa being a badass bodyguard to Zelda in her youth

    • They don’t say but it’s likely that Epona is an ancestor of amiibo Epona. You can find a descendant of Zelda’s horse soooo

      • Ultron

        Interesting, but I feel like they shoulda put her in there somewhere since she usually appears if the game takes place in a traditional Hyrule and it makes sense. Like in Skyward Sword and Wind Waker it wouldn’t have worked. All well I guess.

        • Daedardus

          Horses suck anyway though in BotW, and they sure would in Wind Waker :P.

          • EarthenWarrior

            the only one i liked was the giant one
            i named it Isis

          • Ultron

            I imagine they’re more fun after you’ve discovered everything and just want to run around

    • Daedardus

      She’s not because then they couldn’t implement the catching mechanic and let you try riding other animals, simple as that. Don’t think there is a story reason for it.

      Also, mark spoilers with the game you are referring to, so this is a BotW spoiler :).

      • Ultron

        hm…I mean that’s slightly disappointing. I feel like they could just make her held captive on a ranch somewhere and you have to go tame her and free her. But not too early in the story/it’s optional.

  • NicoLito

    “Personally I’m a Kid Cobra stan and luckily my roommate purchased the game so I’ll practice and then hopefully see a few of you online 😉”
    Should stan be fan?

  • Shady
    • EarthenWarrior

      uhhhhhh where’s its head

      • Shady

        Really u can’t notice where the head is?

        • EarthenWarrior

          i just see some weird wad of skin

    • Butter Geek

      What is this?

  • Monkeyfuzz

    @irvinap:disqus Are you here?

    • Sorry I was with my cousin after my shower we can tho

      • EarthenWarrior

        O_O i read that as “I’m with my cousin in the shower”
        Didn’t realize you were in Bumblefuck county

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I need to go to sleep now. I’ll be on tomorrow or maybe Monday.

  • @spectralseraph:disqus @irvinap:disqus Wanna do a Multi Battle in like an hour? Also, I forgot who the 3rd person we did this with was when we did the Battle Royal.

  • TheMonster6893

    Well Arms is just so enjoyable. I’m not crazy good at this point, but I’ll get better with practice. I think I’ll main Byte and Barq. The two of them have a good dynamic going lol. My main weapons are the Popper(or whatever theirs is called) and a regular glove. I’m developing a 1-2 punch style where I stun with the popper and full on attack with the glove. I’m kind of hoping I can get a glove with an element or something. That way I can give my opponents some real trouble hahaha

    • Daedardus

      Is the game worth $60 though? I’m still iffy on it, better save my money on something else that is coming.

      • TheMonster6893

        I’d say it was a good purchase. Of course that’s something for the individual to decide, but I think it’ll be a great summer game. Certainly has a lot of potential. Did you play the test punch?

    • EarthenWarrior

      just you wait, i’m stuck on Hedlok and he will cause you nothing but mental anguish

      • TheMonster6893

        No doubt he’ll be tough. Hopefully once I get to him I’ll be a bit better than I am now lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          dude i can’t even beat it…..i lost like 23 times

          • TheMonster6893

            I mean you just gotta keep trying I guess. some can beat him it might as well be you too right? Just gotta practice and get better lol

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      I’m so sorry….

      • TheMonster6893

        What? Why? hahaha

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m bored (and bummed out) but some bit of interesting news, i started a minecraft stress reliever world and found a desert temple which i’ll de-boobytrap and make into my new base
    and build it into a powerful sand castle

  • Zero Self

    Just out if curiousity, how much Vivillon patterns do you all have?

    • Ultron

      About 2/3. It’s hard to get them all.

    • TheMonster6893

      I think I only have a few. I have the Polar, Elegant, and Pokeball patterns. I’m not sure if I have any others. I’d lie to at some point tho as Vivillon is an interesting Pokemon lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      All of them

  • Deerlia

    I am doing really well with my patreon, it’s got 13 supporters in less than 1 week, and some are really backing me~

    • I wanna do Patreon eventually. And commissions… but like.. I just need to improve a lot more and get faster at drawing first. Making money off of art sounds like a dream though

      • Deerlia

        Don’t fret Deer, It took me 12-14 years to really break the barrier i had, which iirc, would be from last year to about 3 years ago. Art is tricky, you gotta find something you like and keep going with it, you will probably regret things, you will make mistakes, not everyone will support you, but there’s always hope if you press on, take your time, and learn the industry, your art could make you a lot of money if you keep going at it, take it from me, deer~

        • Aww thats really nice… deer (I DID THE THING)

          I’m really excited to improve. I just want to learn everything i can about art. When I get to the spot where I’m confident enough to sell my art its going to be amazing 😀

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I hope your prices aren’t too deer.

      • It’s only a few bucks
        :3

        • EarthenWarrior

          Just watch out for those hidden fees and taxes. i know this scam

          • Deerlia

            Are you Chitin me?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Dat pun doe

          • EarthenWarrior

            is there any way to murder puns……i grow very tired of them

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I find that Staggering.

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T

          • MenacingCascoon

            So now youre just gonna commit a Cryme??

          • EarthenWarrior

            i ain’t crying….not anymore……

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’ll try to rein it in.

    • EarthenWarrior

      how much are these schlubs paying

  • Shady
  • Shady

    Dam the shit become real …….is that N’s cube? http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1497735494682.jpg

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Hellraiser confirmed.

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      You mean like 3 days?

  • Wow do I really want the Z crystal pack with Icium Z, but I have to get Flynium Z with it well I guess Monday I will look at Game stop for Z crystals after I get my Mimikyu figure from Barns and Noble (I decided I want it now)

    • Hey if all the types that got no trials this time got them what Pokemon would get each

      Ice- Depending on game A.Sandslash or A.Ninetales
      Psychic- Oriocorio or Bruxish
      Flying- Toucannon
      Bug- Golisopod
      Poison- A.Muk
      Fairy- Ribombee
      Steel- A.Dugtrio

      • EarthenWarrior

        i would’ve said
        Ice-Crabominable
        Psychic- Oranguru
        Toucannon works
        I want to see a Totem Golisopod
        Fuck that thing
        We are very lacking for good steel types that would make a better totem, although a large Dugtrio summoning its kin at the base of a iron volcano sounds cool (or just a iron volcano in general)

  • I spent so much time adding color and it ended up looking awful >.>

  • EarthenWarrior

    well this place is dead………might as well go retire for the night

    • im finally done aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • EarthenWarrior

        Maroon?

        • why not

          • EarthenWarrior

            seems very unlike you

          • I wanted to try something new :3
            plus shading with black kinda forced me to try this direction and I kinda like it

    • This looks pretty good

    • Shady

      Nice but y the dark skin?

  • Well something to enrage me today… F*ck him!
    https://youtu.be/tAjDvtUFqOg

    • Are you mad at Verlisify? or the article

      • EarthenWarrior

        GROSS I WAS WATCHING WOLFBOY!?!?!?!?!?!?
        I feel so dirty……..

      • Verlisify I didn’t watch it but I can just tell its him b*tching at how it will suck

        • He’s making fun of an article saying that the games will be terrible. He isnt doing anything wrong here. Watch the video before you get mad

          • Just the title made me mad I assumed wrong, I do admit a shame on me on this one

            I also looked at the first comment and made me assume

          • EarthenWarrior

            but its still Verlisify aka a ginormous douche who harassed Pokejungle last year?

          • Fault him for that then, he’s not doing anything wrong right now. Hating him for anything he does is blind and stupid

          • EarthenWarrior

            don’t we already do that?

          • Well we shouldn’t

  • EarthenWarrior

    i need something to draw….anything to keep me preoccupied

  • EarthenWarrior
    • HAHAHAHAHAOMG

      • EarthenWarrior

        I had a little confusion with the inverted mermaid

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Can someone merge Mao Zedong with a French donkey Kong?
    Cause Ze Dong

    (I know that isn’t how it’s pronounced)

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c0a8caa467069ca458f2358933616cfa7ae6d7bda861eb4f3783623df0e567f.jpg I’m very glad nature didn’t give me a Scorpion tail for a dick (fun fact: it may not be in the typical location but it’s considered one)

    • EarthenWarrior

      …….ok….

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Do you have a scorpion tail schlong?

        • ShinyXatu

          Quality PokeJungle content returns.

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Yes :3

        • EarthenWarrior

          …..no but I kinda want one now….

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Which the tail dick or the big

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            *bug

          • EarthenWarrior

            Anything would be an improvement

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Should I make taildick the bug a fanmon… I think I may ;3

    • EarthenWarrior

      You drunk or stoned again?

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Depressed!

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’m bipolar too

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I’ve been depressed period

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            (Hugsss)

          • EarthenWarrior

            nrrrr *Grabs all three of you and gives mondo death hug*

          • :00

          • EarthenWarrior

            I give da best hugs
            They squeeze the life out of ya

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            yeyea

          • EarthenWarrior

            Seriously it’s like being crushed by a grizzly

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            You’re freaking me out

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            ;3

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            😀

          • EarthenWarrior

            I can see it, you’re all manic
            You’ll crash

          • Deerlia

            I have depressed period…
            But enough about me, you need a hug, deer…
            *hugs*

          • EarthenWarrior

            Who isn’t depressed these days
            The world legitimately sucks

          • Deerlia

            Oh, i was talking about my periods…
            I guess ours weren’t in sync…

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gross my Man Monthlies have been acting up the last four to 7 years

          • Deerlia

            …You seem like that guy… who actually tried blue waffles for breakfast…

          • EarthenWarrior

            I uhhhhh don’t know how to respond……
            Are you coming on to me?

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            That’s why insects exist, to be cool enough to make the world worth living

          • EarthenWarrior

            What about Them?

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            They’re awesome and occasionally cute

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            (Hugs)

  • ShinyXatu

    I realized today that it completely slipped my mind to pre-order the special edition of Metroid Samus Returns on Best Buy. I had a gift card to cover the cost and everything. Regular edition it is!

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I’m makin taildick a fanmon
    But what type…

    • EarthenWarrior

      I thing either Prozac or Zoloft

    • Normal/Poison

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        But it’s a bug

        And I wanna make it poison…. but will I go bug or go the Lurantis route and make it flying

        • …. Bug/Dragon

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            NOPE

  • EarthenWarrior

    So to all Arms owners, anybody else’s forearms sore from playing
    Mine are throbbing

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      I will have it tomorrow

    • Ithsme?

      I really hate the motion controls, but I’m awesome with the pro controller.

  • O.o

    I think I have a favorite shrine. It’s this really long korok leaf one. Super neat

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmmmm I can’t recall my favorite shrine, I think it was in the Crab shaped rock in northern Eldin
      Did you ever find that one?

      • Oh I totally forgot about it. Remind me where it is

        • EarthenWarrior

          Well it’s north of Goron city
          On a system of rails
          Look on your map if you activated the tower, the map formation will look like a crab

  • The fact that you can play as sheik with the Amiibo in Breath of the Wild is probably one of my favorite parts of this game

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Gonna start makin fakemon stuff again tomorrow

    • EarthenWarrior

      Galactic God?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well this was…..strange…I guess I’ll see y’all in the morning…..
    I kinda feel like buying a giant jar of hard candies to keep in my drawing desk
    Also I need a new series to binge watch

  • STUPID SKELETONS KILLED MY DEER FRIEND

    I mean… my Elk friend

    • EarthenWarrior

      YAY VENISON

      • I had a funeral for him by setting the meat on fire then shooting a fire arrow to the sky

  • Dicie

    Just picked up ARMS! Excited to try it out. Maybe drop a few friend codes or whatever system the Switch uses, so I can play along with you guys 🙂 I also own MK8 Deluxe!

    • ShinyXatu

      You’ll have an incredible time. I’m still in the process of breaking it in, but it keeps making me want to come back. There’s so much to improve! I’ll drop my friend code soon!

  • ShinyXatu

    There is something…missing…
    What is it?
    Could it be…

    GREEN AND PINK JOYCON ANNOUNCED FOR NORTH AMERICA?

    • WAIT WHAT

      • ShinyXatu

        I’m saying it NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

        • Oh I thought they got announced ;~;

          • ShinyXatu

            There’s still over a month until Splatoon 2 launches, so it could still happen. I see literally no reason why it shouldn’t.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I much prefer purple over pink….

      BUT MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • HEBRA GREAT SKELETON IS FUCKING AMAZING

  • I like how everyone in Hyrule doesn’t understand what pictures are so they just assume you can draw really well

  • whenever casc gets online someone tell him he is a very good boy uwu

  • ShinyXatu

    Had a very good night tonight, I was really in the zone. I went from rank 3 to rank 6 in ranked. I played the same guy about 7 times in a row because we kept rematching and we basically became rivals (although I won more), and then he sent me a friend request! That was cool. I’ll post my friend code tomorrow.

  • All the Team Rocket parts in HGSS are the worst

    • Daedardus

      What? Isn’t the Hideout improved over GSC? I remember it being a real pain in GSC.

      • I mean it’s better but still kinda annoying

  • ShinyXatu

    Random prediction: 2019 will be Nintendo’s Year of Space. In October/November they’ll release Galaxy 3, and in November/December they’ll release Metroid. Perhaps they could also release DP remakes in 2019 on the Switch (long shot), with the whole time and space thing. Anyway, they’ll release those purple galaxy-colored joy-con and even a separate galaxy dock. I have nothing to back up these predictions, kthxbye

    • Daedardus

      Doubt they can make Galaxy 3 in less two years though.

  • Geraldinetgorman

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj212d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj212d:
    ➽➽
    ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash212ShopLinkPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::!mj212d..,.

  • Butter Geek

    I wanna make a fakemon. Decide what should I base it off?
    A Rubix cube
    B Silverware
    C Raincloud

    • Raincloud

      • EarthenWarrior

        I already have one

        • Then rubix cube

          • EarthenWarrior

            not a rubix cube but something on the lines
            Icymetric
            a Ice/Psychic cluster of polygonal ice cubes and a brain core

  • Zero Self

    Damn anyone else wish that GameFreak would handle the Mossy and Ice Rocks better? Y’know the things that evolve Leafeon and Glaceon?

    Like, Mossy Rock is mostly fine because it tends to show up either earlier than you need it or just a bit after you get Eevee (Eterna Forest, Petalburg Woods, Lush Jungle) but then in some games it’s dreadfully late (it’s post game in Unova despite Eevee being in the Dex, and right before the final, Ice-Type Gym in Kalos) as well as only being there for one (one!) Pokémon.

    Ice Rock has it much shitter tbh, it’s always late in the games. Earliest you get to it is right before the Seventh Gym leader in Sinnoh, Kalos and Hoenn, and even then you can’t even access it in Hoenn half the time, but that’s only an issue if you trade Eevee in. It’s also only there for just one Pokémon, but it’ll probably evolve Crabrawler in games where there isn’t a snowy mountain area (so pretty much all existing regions outside of Sinnoh and Alola).

    But yeah compare this to magnetic field, which

    A) Isn’t linked to a certain object in the overworld, but a whole area.
    B) Tends to show up decently early or mid-game (the whole of Mt. Coronet in Sinnoh, past fifth badge in Unova, past surf in Hoenn) with the exception of it being on the last island in Alola.
    C) Evolves not one, but three different Pokémon (Magenton, Nosepass, Charjabug)

    Like it’s not that annoying but it’s kinda annoying

  • Daedardus

    Can we talk about the best ringtone ever? I couldn’t put my own ringtones on my mobile phone however, and wasn’t ever going to pay for them.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The nostalgia tho

      • Reminds me of the Duck song

        • Daedardus

          Wait, you don’t know this? Because this song is waaay older than the duck song :P.

          • No I remember this just I remember months ago I posted this the Duck song and I have forgotten the Third because they are nostalgic

  • KᑌᑭᑭO

    Beat my first gym in my white Nuzlocke :0

    Team:

    Ba’Gamnan the Patrat lv11
    Roni Figaro the Snivy lv12
    Edward the Panpour lv12

    Rip Faris the Purrloin, she didn’t fare well

    • Zero Self

      Rest in pussy :<

  • Zero Self

    Bear Fantina, no casualties surprisingly. Mismagius almost killed Earthen because she woke up early but besides that she didn’t have a ghost of a chance

  • EarthenWarrior

    My aching muscular forearms…..
    Motion controls you are a biiiiiiitch

  • Well this article used a lot of facts to support itself…
    why_farfetchd_will_probably_never_get_an_evolved

  • Zero Self
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Is she ded?

      • Zero Self

        Sadly :<

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          It’s now a white dwarf 🙁

    • ;~;

      • Zero Self

        The brightest lights shine shortly

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          That’s why I’m always shining

          • Zero Self

            Because you’re short? :0000

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Nah, but sometimes I wish I was shorter tbh

            And I get the pun lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    so i’m Wondertrading and some twerp asks me to trade
    He shows me like fifty level 100 shinies and just leaves
    somebody’s trying to compensate

    • Zero Self

      Lol never accept random trades they’re an absolute abortion

      • EarthenWarrior

        I mean these people care about Pokemon of the shiny variation
        Absolutely stark raving mad to either get them or flaunt them about
        There’s a clear difference mine are legit

        • Yeah I have only one that might not be legit (the one I just talked about)

          • EarthenWarrior

            well that’s WT for ya
            speaking of shinies my Hakamo-o should be finished
            i think i may do another SOS run….but what…….i’m thinking Togedemaru or Rockruff

          • Wait do either of them summon more of themselves? I think some don’t do that

          • EarthenWarrior

            they do and proof

          • Alright even without proof i believed ya

        • MenacingCascoon

          Meh idk. Not trading them may be a sign they aren’t hacked.
          I mean when we traded you showed me all your shinies even when we were done. Showing off? yea. Hacking? No

      • Not the worst thing I got a Shiny Jirachi out of it that then was stolen from me, but oh well

        • MenacingCascoon

          Stolen? How?

          • Well I say that, but…

            I got some random guy to help me get Politoed (cause my friend refused) then he left and I pestered the random guy till he accepted to give it back only at the expense of my Shiny Jirachi

    • PJ

      It was Verlisify

      • Ayyy your back! 😀

      • EarthenWarrior

        If i ever had the chance i’d deck him in the schnoz

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        HOLY CRAP ITS YU

        • PJ

          Don’t act like I’m a ghost :p

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean you are a presence that does things but we never see or hear from you
            you could be a ghost

          • Zero Self

            I think it’s more like a deity like reverence tbh

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            We barely see you soooo 👀

          • PJ

            Yeah the truth is that the site is my hobby, but also source of a lot of stress so it is hard to just relax and enjoy the comments lol

    • I once in X got a Shiny Level 100 Manectric for a level 48 Jigglypuff

      I think they are hacked Pokemon that they just distribute out then people use them in competition (because hacked Pokemon are banned from competition) then get people thrown off

  • Oh for all you Father’s out their today (only one I clearly remember who has kids here is Gikie)

    Happy Father’s Day!

    • MenacingCascoon

      Thank you!!

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    A happy father’s day to y’all ;3 (I really hope someone gets this joke)
    http://pm1.narvii.com/5776/c01c8da6ffd1b55eff0d7d27df8c4b62df7ea721_hq.jpg

    • TheMonster6893

      You’re a monster and so is he!!!!! NINA!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        XD

    • *sarcastically* My Father’s Day’s going great. (And yes, I get the joke.)

  • Govnah Skiddo

    Hi guys im alive :3, Just was in the hospital all day and night yesterday

    • Zero Self

      What happened? You okay? :8

      • Govnah Skiddo

        Eh personal issues, had a Earthen Rage. But im fine now

        • EarthenWarrior

          Did you have a stroke or something

          • Govnah Skiddo

            no I literally Raged like you, broke things and had a mental breakdown

          • EarthenWarrior

            well that’s how i live every single day
            you tasted the rage apple and it will happen again

          • Oh god that sounds terrible

        • Zero Self

          Whatever you did, I just hope it’s nothing serious and you’ll be fine soon (if you aren’t already)

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’m glad you’re ok :0

    • Why?! You ok?!

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    So what are you buttwanks doing today, its all cloudy and misty and my family is out
    maybe i’ll go to this gaming store and find some GBA games (and to see if that cute chick is there)

    • Zero Self

      Homework

      Maybe get back on the Nuzlocke

      Then more homework

      • EarthenWarrior

        that sounds stupid and boring

        • Zero Self

          It’ll also help me get the grades I need for my uni course and hopefully my eventual PhD but yknow :v

          It’s a necessary evil tbh

          • TheNintendoChip

            PhD in what?

          • Zero Self

            Haven’t decided exactly yet, but it’s def. something to do with nutrition and all that, I want to be a dietitian

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Switching between YouTube and White nuzlocke.

      • Zero Self

        Y naut boat!

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I can only concentrate on one thing, if I play a game at the same time I watch YouTube I’ll end up doing stupid things in the game :|

    • I just plan to play a bunch of Heart Gold. I wanna finish it before my New York trip so I can marathon the Metroid games

      • EarthenWarrior

        New York you say? anywhere in particular?

        • Zero Self

          She’s coming to best you in a fist fight M8 watch out bruv stars gonna deck ya

          • EarthenWarrior

            and that would be the last we ever heard from her

          • Butter Geek

            When she’ll get there she’ll discover that Earthen is really a hot lesbian

          • whatatwist.gif.jpg

          • EarthenWarrior

            Butter if there was any time for me to strangle you
            it would be now

          • Butter Geek

            You wanna keep your secret, huh?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i have made it abundantly clear that i am a heterosexual male

          • Butter Geek

            anyone can lie online

        • I think the hotel is like right in times square but I’m not here for you fam.

          • EarthenWarrior

            you gotta hit up Rockefeller Plaza

  • Butter Geek
    • Zero Self

      I’m usually all for shitty edits but like this one is off to me

      Like it isn’t good enough to be good, but it’s not shitty enough to be good either

      • Butter Geek

        I wasted half an hour of my life…

        • Zero Self

          Lol I’ve wasted 17 years of mine

        • It took you an hour?

          • Butter Geek

            half an hour (30 minutes)

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Are you telling me that a Shitty edit needs to be good so you can like in a ironic way?

        • Zero Self

          It needs to be so shitty it’s good 👀

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sonic Iz bset gurl

  • Zero Self

    So, anyone have an active play through of any Pokémon games? Any, like even Pokémon typing adventure counts

    • EarthenWarrior

      Kurusu is

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Yo

      • Zero Self

        Whitelocke?

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Whitelocke

    • Ye

      • Zero Self

        Which one?

        • Heart Gold nuzlocke

          • Zero Self

            Oh yeah the Disney one?

          • Yup

          • Zero Self

            Laverne was best girl

            It’s a shame that Sandslash died tragically tho ;(

          • I don’t mind. Sandslash was the worst one on the team and now I get to use Nidoqueen

          • Zero Self

            I know 😉

    • Me! Just look up my Youtube channel for them “Kurusu the Survivor”

      • EarthenWarrior

        i may pop by and do some well deserved heckling

      • Zero Self

        Wasn’t expecting your voice tbh

    • Oh and the confirmed GX cards are
      Muk, Charizard, Ho-Oh, Golisopod, Marshadow, Necrozma, Noivern and Gardevoir

  • Zero Self

    Tbh the more I think about it, the more I wouldn’t mind Kanto remakes. If:

    1) We get every evolution of a Kanto Pokémon in the Dex

    2) We maybe get a few (like 5-10) Pokémon added into the Dex for more variety, such as Larvitar, Houndour and Misdreavus seeing as they’re all found in Kanto in GSC HGSS

    3) Mega Evolutions and/or Z-Moves play a part in the story

    4) Mew has an in game event

    • I Kanto even right now

      • Zero Self

        ?

      • Daedardus

        GenWun/10

        • Zero Self

          Don’t say their names, it’s daengerous

    • I agree with this

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’m sick of Kanto

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      They also have the chance to further improve the looks of the region, it has potential

  • I’m only ok with remaking Kanto if Johto is included. If not then I don’t care

    • Daedardus

      I think that’s called HeartGold and SoulSilver already.

      • Well Kanto remakes are called Fire Red Leaf Green but they still want to go back to Kanto again

        • Daedardus

          Does Gamefreak want that or just some demanding fans?

          • Zero Self

            Wouldn’t say any more demanding then people demanding Sinnoh and Gen 8 :Y

        • Zero Self

          Well tbf it’s been longer than Sinnoh since the Kanto games have been remade

          • That’s like… remaking Metroid one again instead of two for the 3DS like… who cares how long it’s been?

          • Zero Self

            Some people evidently do, and Kanto was what draws non fans in :v

    • Zero Self

      Only if GameFreak can make a two region game with a half decent level curve and without compressing them

  • Daedardus

    To be honest, Gamefreak should just focus on putting their lineup gradually on Switch Virtual Console and just make the games they want to make. They can obiously wait with DPPt for the obvious remakes that are coming one day, but FRLG/HGSS would be ace on Switch.

    • Ultron

      It would probably be really freaking easy for them to do that, and it would make them a huge sum of money

  • Well don’t know who this guy is, but he clearly doesn’t hear Earthen’s opinion on them
    https://youtu.be/jkNe9ngE554

    And Frankly number 2 I’m not a big fan of

  • Zero Self

    Ngl even if it’s basic bitch stuff Pikachu is probs the cutest Pokémon hands down

  • PJ

    DEAR LOYAL COMMENTORS: I NEED YOU!
    I’m not revealing this yet via social media (soon, but not yet) so I need some people willing to help me test the NEW SITE I’ve been building: http://pokejungle.net/memes
    After you register you can upload images and ANYONE can rate! Please give me feedback!

    • Sure I’ll get in for it

    • Ultron

      PJ is gracing us with his presence *o*

    • Buzzfeed Pokejungle edition?

      http://i.imgur.com/l4GY8lr.jpg?1

      • Mamietmoreland

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      • Kathrynlsmith

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      • Erikarware

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    • EarthenWarrior

      Already defiling it with my presence

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Already tested :^]

      • clever name

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I’m proud of it :p

  • Butter Geek

    I hope laras gets a Fire/Fairy alolan form in usum

    • EarthenWarrior

      I hope you get a lobotomy

      • TheNintendoChip

        Pretty sure lobotomies aren’t done anymore. You might want to hope for something more likely

        • EarthenWarrior

          What about bludgeoning him with a sock filled with nickels?

      • Butter Geek

        pure flying would give me a pokergasm

          • Butter Geek

            I love pure flying, it has so much potential. The only pure flying tye right now is ugly.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well unless we get another air elemental your chances are slim

          • There are lots of opportunities to make an air Elemental tho almost every elemental group includes Fire, Water, Earth and Air (with some adding Electric in as well)

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            True, we also can’t get a pure fire type because we need a fire elemental Pokemon neither a pure electric or ice or water because we’d need a elemental of these types for that to work

            Oh wait

          • I think he means it has to imbue the actual element (almost as if it was made from pure air) I admit we could get more though

            I actually am planning a three stage Pure Flying Pokemon

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It doesn’t need to tho

          • True, heck I’d Flying if most weren’t Normal or Dragon types as well

            Cause some easily could have gotten a different typing

          • Zero Self

            Well I mean

            Tornadus looks physical just with the ability to manipulate wind, so why can’t we just get something else physical that manipulates wind?

          • I actually am making something like this its based on Flying Geckos and is Pure Flying

          • Me I don’t like Flying types, but I’d love a Pure flying type that was not Tornadus

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          Poker. Gasm

  • I went downstairs to eat and my brother got mad at me for existing and I told him “Do you evolve into Kingler at level 28 because you seem krabby”

    then he left

  • Shady

    It’s not that popular but it still one of my best game …………in my opinion Metal Knuckles is far better than Metal Sonic but he isn’t that popular it’s kinda weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53zzmRT9TvI

      • Shady

        Hey ur too young to know this game.

        • you’re never to young to feel the sunshine

          • Shady

            did u play this game?

          • no but this song makes me feel the sunshine

          • Shady

            This game many iconic features it not like other racing game there’s no boundary u should use ur brain to figure out which the shortest road ……and it’s the one of earliest game that unlock the character by this awesome way ……..I think u should to give it a try ……………..I like the sunshine though.

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Why are you suggesting this game… politely stop

          • Shady

            Who in the hell u think u r to tell me stop???

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            A being with brain cells

          • Shady

            Humanzzzzz

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            But I’m a ghost

          • Shady

            Ghost haven’t cells

          • Zero Self

            They have ghost cells 👀

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Exactly

          • Shady

            No way if he is a ghost I will like him.

          • lol its not a good game fam. Ive seen gameplay

          • Shady

            Don’t listen to wat these humanz saying ……don’t get ur feedback from the others.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’ve heard the game is mediocre tho

          • Shady

            Don’t judge before a try

        • Zero Self

          Terrible games have a habit of resurfacing :Y

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          And you’re too young to know Atari breakout 👀

          • Shady

            I am not joking

  • Zero Self

    Anyone here watch orange is the new black?

    • I’ve heard of it but never watched it isn’t it about prison?

      • Zero Self

        Mmmmmmhmmm

      • Daedardus

        It’s about a women’s only prison, full of jokes intended for women. It’s quite good, but borders on the chick-flick side of tv shows.

  • why does sonic have the most bangin music. like im not sure if I like them ironically or if I genuinely enjoy it

    • then there is this shit

      I KNOW THAT ITS HERE I CAN SENSE IT IN MY FEET
      THE GREAT EMERALD’S POWER ALLOWS ME TO FEEL

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Ass

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      It’s both for this song

    • Zero Self

      FOLLOW ME

      • SET ME FREE

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM TEH CITAY

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      There are Sonic music that I enjoy genuinely, but then there’s stuff like this that I love in an ironic way

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08

      • who the hell did the music for this game

        • Daedardus

          Bioware 😛

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Drunk people

  • Zero Self

    If Pokémon were real, would there be any Pokémon you’d be afraid of?

    Seeing as I’m afraid of large spiders and crabs, all the usual suspects would probably make me shit myself and I’ll be afraid of Decidueye’s bald ass head

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      …..so you’d be afraid of Araquanid? ;~;
      He has a friendly personality….

      • Zero Self

        A huge spider that can drown me? No thanks

        Just in game XD

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          ….how could you… you monster…. he’s nice

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I’d afraid of every ghost and dark Pokemon tbh

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        WTF

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Have you read the dex entry of any ghost Mon? They only care about sucking our souls

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I have…. but don’t you like ghosties? They’re cute and awesome
            I’d have a ghost irl

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Yes I like ghosties, but they’re pretty dangerous 👀

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            My life is already meaningless so I don’t mind losing my soul

    • All of them

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Anything that breathes large amount of fire (particularly special attackers)
      …I’m not a fan of heat

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        I think the one that would scare me most would be something like Entei

    • I see a Salamence or Magmortar I would flip the f*ck out!

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    This is why I still have hope in my friends
    I started watching another anime…. never laughed my ass off so hard before

    Also random joke about yaoi fan bases in episode one…. it was magical

    • Zero Self

      What anime?

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Nanbaka, it’s essentially a prison slice of life with some extra specialness

        • Zero Self

          So it’s like weaboo OITNB with less tiddy

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I dunno if you can call it that

  • Sunny Mahmud

    Ok so I kinda hope Gen 8 is a big Gen on the Nintendo Switch where we get 4 pairs of games. Like we get Gen 8 with a new region, new Pokemon, and features (open world like Skyrim or The Witcher 3 wishful thinking) for Switch (HD Rumble for moves like Earthquake OMG!), then a year later everyones fav Gen 4 remakes, year after that we get the follow up wit add-ons for Gen 8 games, then as a love letter (and because I was reading an article about an interview with Miyamoto in 97′ about Pocket Monsters 64 DD) a remake of the Gen 1 games on the Nintendo Switch. But then again, I maybe asking a bit much XD.

    • Zero Self

      Open world pllllllls

      • Butter Geek

        Very unlikely

      • Yet bounds would have to exist

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        They’d have to change a lot of things for it to work

        • Zero Self

          Good tbh, the series is getting boring imo

          Even Mario and Sonic have harder to change it up, hell I’d argue CoD has as well

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Damn straight, if the series want to last for a long time, they need to innovate as much as they can

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      I expect massive changes

      • Zero Self

        A new type 👀

        And that sit

        • Butter Geek

          Sound type if we’re lucky

          • Zero Self

            D I S G U S T I N G

          • Butter Geek

            Noibat, Noivern, Chatot, Jigglypuff, Kricketot, Kricketune, Chingling, Chimecho

          • Zero Self

            Sound can literally come from all 18 types tho

            It’s redundant asf, even light is better

          • Butter Geek

            Light is Fairy. Sound isn’t covered by any real type. And also Ice can come from Water, Electric can come from Grass and Rock can come from fire

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Sound type would be the control and expansion of the concept of sound and it’s use as a medium of attack and defense not just sound in general

          • Butter Geek

            And Whismur, Loudred and Exploud

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Admit that sound is a cool concept >_>

  • Butter Geek

    What if we get a Poison/Fighting Alolan Nidoking and a Poison/Fairy Alolan Nidoqueen?

    • screw that.
      Dragon/Fighting for both of them or Poison/Fairy Nidoking, Poison/Fighting Nidoqueen

      • Zero Self

        Back off I’ll pull an earthen to keep them Poison :p

    • That would be cool

    • Zero Self

      Why fairy tho?

      • Butter Geek

        Masculine Fighting type and Feminine Fairy type. A caring Mother and a strong father to keep you safe

        • Zero Self

          Yeah I don’t think vagina = fairy

          • Butter Geek

            But it’s Mother and Father not female and male. It’s about raising the young

          • Zero Self

            Mother = female
            Father = male

          • Butter Geek

            Fairy type is related to healing and taking care of others. Fighting is related to fighting. Mother takes care of young, father hunts and protects the young

          • Zero Self

            Fairy is only related to healing through Comfey and M Audino, otherwise it’s just all forms of magical and spiritual bullshit

        • thats dumb I want a bad ass mom who is going to fuck up any dumb cunt who dares mess with her baby Star and suplex the ever living shit out of the school district if I don’t get good grades. Pizza rolls not gender rolls

          • Butter Geek

            Nidorans don’t go to school

          • Zero Self

            She’s not entirely serious lol

          • Butter Geek

            Neither was I

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      So Nidoking gets Fighting because it’s male and Nidoqueen Fairy because it’s female 👀👀👀

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    What shouldermon would you have, no legends allowed, go

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Rowlet here

    • Wailord

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Yknow that’s a great choice

    • Zero Self

      Cutiefly or a female Salandit

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        I really like the second choice…. how would shoulder cutiefly work tho?

        • Zero Self

          It would be on my shoulder

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            I see

          • Zero Self

            It has legs and wings, meaning it must stop flying at time :p

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            ….a walking cutiefly must look weird

          • Zero Self

            It probably doesn’t walk much, just climb and stand

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Hmmm

        • like that one scene in Bee Movie where Barry Seinfeld is just sitting on the girl’s shoulder talking about honey or some shit

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Basically XD

    • Butter Geek

      Litten! My rl cat “litten” doesnt want to sit on my shoulder

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        HMMm

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sableye

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Yeeee

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I was about to say Shaymin because you didn’t say anything about mythicals :p

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Than I would have said Marshadow ;3

    • Oshawott

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Yeee

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Can we just talk about how there was more motivation to complete 4’s pokedex than the rotom dex?

  • Hey am I the only one who thinks that out of all Johto’s that get an Alolan Forms Stantler is the most likely?

    I mean they don’t typically live in Alola and their is a particular wild deer spiecies in Hawaii that it could be based on the Chital
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chital

    • Butter Geek

      I still don’t want sinnoh alolan forms

      • Zero Self

        Do you mean Alola Forms of Sinnoh Pokémon or Sinnoh Forms of Alola Pokémon?

        • Butter Geek

          I meant Alolan Forms of Johto pokemon (mistake). But I want Sinnohan forms of Alolan Pokemon. Imagine a pretty Sinnohan Bruxish, a Water/Grass alive Dhelmise or a Dark/psychic evil Komala

          • Zero Self

            Why not? Improved versions and sequels need all the new content they can get lol

          • Butter Geek

            We still have a lot of Kanto pokemon that should get alolan forms. Johto should wait for gen 8.

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Komala is in Hawaii
      France has ninjas
      The US has hieroglyphic bird thingies
      I dunno if GF even cares about location

      • Tru yet I do want to see Johto forms (even if we don’t get any)

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          Yee

    • Can we stop talking about Stantler I really dont want that thing to…. exist?

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        The luxuries of Johto

  • Deerlia

    Good afternoon, deers, i am a groggy doe today.

    • That’s not good what happened

      • Deerlia

        I overslept…?

        • Oh I though groggy was some bad thing like a hangover

          • Deerlia

            No, i don’t drink my deer.

    • Daedardus

      Did it include Nintendogs? Because it’s a criminal video if it didn’t.

      • its mentioned

        • Daedardus

          All is well in this world. Except…

          I now remember I haven’t fed my Nintendogs for the past 9 years :O

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Defaq just happened

        • Disqus was disqusted with your comment

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I love how Decidueye in Pokken seems better at close rang than long range
    I mean he’s really good but wtf

    • Zero Self

      Because bows are shit in CQC

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        I mean why wasn’t he a spacer? Suicune made it work

        • Zero Self

          It’s still relatively close range tho, and Deci doesn’t have any distancing tools like Suiciune’s cryo/hydro/aerokinesis

          And tbh it doesn’t really matter if it’s a distancer because in Arenas that small a bow is still shit

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Hmmm…
            Interestingly enough they incorporated sucker punch into its moveset… it’s actually really good looking

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It’s signature move is phisical after all

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Yeah but it’s a fuckin Arrow

  • RFWEERGBRWEFGNMYRHTGGMBTVFTYRB

    • Daedardus

      ….

      • NINJA BRIANNNNNNNN

        • Daedardus

          Is this game about dating men who are also dads? Or is this about finding a dad for your own kids.

          • dating dads i dont fuckin know

          • Zero Self

            No it means finding a guy who’s daddy asf

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Decidueye’s expected burst attack: Sinister Arrow Raid
    Decidueye’s actual burst attack: a mishmash of five moves including leaf tornado
    It looks cool but…. what?

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    What is Sigilylph?

  • Daedardus

    When you’re waiting on Gamexplain analysis of SMO so you can waste the next three hours of your life but you well know that it’s going to take them three weeks to create the video.

    • Zero Self

      Also half of their stuff either doesn’t pan out or is dead obvious :V

      • Daedardus

        Their trailer analysis is actually quite good though, it makes Nintendo’s attention to detail really stand out.

    • Sunny Mahmud

      What do they need to make a video on tbh? What I’d like them to make videos on are on Kirby, Yoshi, and if its possible, Spiderman and Kingdom Hearts 3.

      • Daedardus

        They’ll do all of the Nintendo games, don’t worry. It’s their job and main source of income after all.

        • Sunny Mahmud

          True that. But I’d love it if they expanded to other titles too. They seem to do it sometimes like with Persona 5.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Last Pokken comment

    Pokken’s Meta in one word
    “Empoleon”

    • Zero Self

      The best bird there is in charge

      The world is in peace

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        The games bird ranking is

        Empoleon>>>>> Decidueye>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
        blaziken

  • Why is Pryce in this game

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      The pryce is right

      • he’ll have to pay the PRYCE

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          That’s not very Pyrice

        • Zero Self

          You’re getting the cold shoulder

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    What do you call an evil butt
    HeiANUS

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Please kill me

      • At least you’re not the butt of the joke this time

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          :3

      • Zero Self

        That’d be pronounced ‘High-anus’, should’ve stuck with HANUS or HeANUS

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          True
          But wouldn’t a funny druggie be HIGH-larious?

  • Zero Self

    So, what fan types have you heard proposed and how would you rate them from Stupid to Want It?

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Clown
      Want it

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        *want it to be purged

      • Zero Self

        Ballio Water/Clown

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          Basically

          I made celestial

          I really want sound

          • Zero Self

            That isn’t a sound idea

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            Myeeeh

    • I want all of the types from pokemon sweet

    • Butter Geek

      Story type/Monster type
      Intresting but doesn’t make sense/just dumb

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Hero Type

      Far beyond stupidness

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Way past stupid

  • I love Johto so much. <3

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Stantler

      • Zero Self

        You like Alola but Incineroar exists

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          I know, I just wanted to say that :3

        • Butter Geek

          *sigh*

      • I love Johto so much with the exception of the deer with the frisbee stuck in its ass <3

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Scizor, Tyranitar, Lugia, Typhlosion, Delibird

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          Pineco

          • Ampharos, Feraligatr, Furret

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Suicide 😉

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            *suicune

          • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

            HOW DARE YOU BRING MY SUNKERN INTO THIS

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Would a Hawlucha and Lucario fusion be called Luchario

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I remember this one time I did a nuzlocke and every starter was kricketot…. both me and my rival had one

    • I wanna name a Kricketot “Kricketodd”

      idk

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        I remember naming mine something really random

      • Daedardus

        Name your kid Kricketodd.

        When he becomes 18, say DELELELELELE-WOOOOOOOP.

  • Daedardus

    Oh god, that Dad dating game is about you as a dad and daughter trying to find another dad to be your kid’s dad too. That’s amazing.

  • Golden_Flygon

    It’s so much fun doing the post-game for HG, I’ve been doing good bit of the past week just going back to my copy after 6 months and sweeping the Kanto gyms and routes.

    • Golden_Flygon

      Also, I just got back from my trip, so I should be posting more often 😀

      • Yay glad to have you back! 😀

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        YAY

  • Sunny Mahmud

    So its kinda confirmed that SONY, Nintendo, and other devs held back this year E3, so what things you want to see, I know I would love these:
    1. Metroid Prime HD Trilogy: As we are getting 4, so like Square with Kingdom Hearts 3, why not put an HD remaster of the original 3 on the current hardware.
    2. Jak 4: Just wishful thinking, but with Naughty Dog re-releasing Jak 1-3 and X on PS4 when Uncharted: The Lost Legacy is out, it kinda gives me hope if we will see a new entry. And the Crash Bandicoot and Shadow of Colossus remake give me hope they are now listening to fans.
    3. Tease of Gen 8: Kinda like how they did with Gen 7 when it was announced, and tease of the behind the scenes would be nice.

    • -More on the Yo-Kai Watch game this year

      -Some Kirby stuff if it wasn’t at E3

      -Some more USUM

      -Tomo Dachi Life sequel

  • Lyra in the Team Rocket outfit is the cutest fucking thing ever. It’s a sin that you cant keep it and wear it whenever you want

    • Daedardus

      The uniforms in HGSS are quite good if not for the over the knee boots.

    • I agree Lyra is my second Favorite protagonist second only to Hilda

  • Golden_Flygon

    So far in my HG game, I’ve done:
    – Beaten Johto/ Main Story
    – Beaten 7 Kanto gym leaders (gonna face Blue soon)
    – Caught Lugia and Suicune (managed to get a Bold nature for Suicune)
    – Basically wrecked all the trainers in Kanto on all the routes
    – Got Bugsy and Chuck’s numbers
    – Attempted Battle Factory
    – Caught Ho-oh

    What I think is the rest of what I still need to do:
    – Beat the BF (it’s a possibility I’ll do this)
    – Catch all legends (Now it’s Entei, Raikou, the birds, Mewtwo, and Kyogre)
    – Beat Blue
    – Rechallenge E4
    – Fight Lance & Clair at the Dragon’s Den
    – Get the rest of the gym leader numbers
    – Gym leader Rematches
    – Fight Red

    • Cool and… shoot I forgot Wifi no longer works I was going to say I’ll get Groudon then trade you but we can’t ;_;

  • Daedardus

    Aw yis, going to a new boulder gym tomorrow in the neighbourhood. Has anyone ever done some bouldering? I suck at it but it’s good fun.

  • Well a certain Wal-Mart just lost all credibility with me cause this one Wal-Mart near my grandparents in Lancaster has stopped selling all things Pokemon and Yo-kai Watch permanently there

  • Quilava is soooo close to evolving 0.0

    He has like… no good moves though. I think I may buy solar beam for him. He gets flamethrower upon evolution I think

  • I do t remember the rival being so frustrating

  • Golden_Flygon

    @starstorm295:disqus How far are you in HGSS?

    • Im fighting my Rival in the Goldenrod underground basement area when Team Rocket takes over

  • Zero Self

    Gets maths right: Woo fuck yeah maths is amazing it all makes sense

    Gets maths wrong: Fuck everything maths is bullshit why do I need to know what the perpendicular bisecter of a line is fuck yall bye

    • TheNintendoChip

      As a math major, even when I get something wrong I’m more inclined to try and figure out what happened rather than dip.
      (Also just b/c you brought it up, the definition of a perpendicular bisector is right there in the name)

      • Zero Self

        Oh no I know what it is and I’m kinda confident with my maths and I’m not gonna give up but holy shit is it frustrating XD

      • Daedardus

        High school math: Yeah, this all easy, even derivatives and integrals pose no threat to me.

        University math: how the heck do I calculate by hand the spannable eigenspace of a 4×4 matrix with complex eigenvalues that contain irrational components…

        • Zero Self
        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I can’t wait until I go to university.

          It’ll fun /s

          • Daedardus

            It will be though!

            Five years later, you’re saying, pfff, why did I ever have trouble with calculus and linear algebra, I’m a master of vector fields and control algorithms now!

        • TheNintendoChip

          Hope that your characteristic polynomial factors nicely, like (L^2+1)^2? 😛

          • Daedardus

            Eigenvalues were something like (9±sqrt(105))/2 but I do think a double zero though. Eigenvalue calculation wasn’t the problem (since trace and determinant are easy to verify everything), the fact that we could only use a calculator that couldn’t do complex numbers and had to do gaussian elimination by hand made it impossible to do that exercise in the one hour frame we had for that part of the exam. Since we needed the eigenvectors for the SVD, pseudoinverse and also needed to do a QR orthogonalization in that hour too, exam was the biggest fail in my whole student career.

            Solution the professor placed online after results was using lambda as a variable in the guassian elimination and then substituting, but it still gave you troubled equations and a root in root as one of the vectorcomponents.

          • TheNintendoChip

            That sounds absolutely disgusting. I haven’t actually taken Linear Algebra yet (next semester!) but I’ve been self teaching. And my girlfriend just did it and was showing me Gram-Schmidt orthoganalization and it didn’t look too fun.

          • Daedardus

            You don’t get lin algebra the first semester? Weird since it’s one of the most basic math courses. GS orthogonalization isn’t hard though, it’s just cumbersome since you need to calculate vector after vector.

          • TheNintendoChip

            Nope. The pre-requisite is a class called Sets and Logic where I go. I took that last semester. I also decided to finish the calculus sequence (for me, just Calc III) and DEQ.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      That’s me with every subject tbh

      • Zero Self

        That’s me with life tbh

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Figuring out life is hard

  • Why is slowpoke a water type?

    • Zero Self

      Probably the fishing thing it has going on + it looks like a bunch of semi aquatic had a mistake together

      • Zero Self

        *semi aquatic mammals

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      It looks like a hippopotamus and a salamander, two semi aquatic animals

  • Well I’m going to just because I feel like it give you leaks on my Platinum version series if you follow it

    The next episode is just training and will be a little shorter than the rest.

    The Episode after will be the Gym Leader Roark

    After that will be focused on Starlord (the Starly)

    And as a far off preview once I obtain it I will have a double in length video about the underground and collecting various items

    • Zero Self

      EEEEEY

      • IM PLEASANTLY SURPRISED HE MADE IT THIS FAR

        • He has come so close to dying a billion times

          • Zero Self

            Has he done Jack shit?

          • lol no he’s been great

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’m sure he’s a Jackass tho

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Watch out for icebergs :p

      • Daedardus

        Don’t worry, his heart will go on.

        • Govnah Skiddo

    • So whats your team now?

      • Jack Sparrow – Fearow
        Heimlich – Butterfree
        Jack Jack – Typhlosion
        Wall-E – Magnezone
        Jasmine – Nidoqueen
        Slowking – Dopey

  • I’m watching marilland’s Heart Gold Wedlocke as I play

    “I really like Xatu, I sure hope nothing happens to her”
    2 minutes later
    *Self Destruct kills Xatu”

    • R.I.P. Xatu

      May ShinyXatu get vengeance

      • I think his Butterfree is about to die

    • Daedardus

      What’s a wedlocke?

      • Its kinda complicated but basically two pokemon get paired up and you can only battle with the pokemon in the pair you chose.

        • These are the reasons I never try these things

          • why?

          • Stupid rule of releasing them and the first on a route rule I don’t like either because with my luck I will get all my least favorites (except if I would have done my Platinum as a nuzlocke I could have Abra)

          • When you do a nuzlocke you aren’t looking for your favorites. You usually end up finding new pokemon you love. Like I would’ve never used pokemon like Magnezone or Fearow if it wasn’t for the nuzlocke and I love that.

            Plus you dont have to release them. You can stash them in the PC permanently like I’m doing

          • I can’t do quite a few games due to one thing… Regional birds

          • ???

          • Most are the most annoying to train especially Pidgey

          • not really?

          • Most have barely any good moves imo and for me they just get boring to use, but now that I think that’s only true for Pidgey and Pidive sort of the rest are… good

          • Well once you catch one you dont have to catch anymore

  • Hey in Platinum think a Staravia could easily take down Roserade? Cause looking at what my team will be Roserade may be tough

    • if its at an ok level

      • Alright cause one member will the tanked real hard with a real weakness to it

        Twiggy will do good for it with the right moves

        And my other secret member could be good (you will like who I choose Star)

        So Starlord has to be my go to guy for this

    • Ultron

      I wouldn’t say easily. Don’t forget she has stun spore

      • Crap well good thing I will have 4 Pokemon by then

        if you want to know what I will have then this should be it.
        Twiggy- Grotle
        Starlord- Staravia
        ???- Shellos
        ???- Bunneary

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bored…….leveling in SM is draining my will to live

    • Go to in front of the battle tree and it levels up pretty quick

  • YESS HERACROSS!!!!!!!

    • Catch it and name Hercules

      • I already named something that. She was female so I named her Meg cuz… idk same movie?

        • Zero Self

          Ummmmm…. Meg… Meg…. Mega…. Megahorn?

  • What do I name Swinub? .o.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I GOT ARMZ

    • Zero Self

      So do I

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        It’s been forever for me

        • Zero Self

          I’ve had them for 17 years now

    • Docter Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!

      I KNOW! I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        ZOINKS

    • Daedardus

      ARM-Z, the Zombie Survival Brawler where you have to knock your way out of town into security…

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Yes indeed

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    I love how when everyone saw ARMS it looked like a joke game like 1 2 switch but it ended up becoming one of the most hype games in a while

    • TheNintendoChip

      Though I don’t plan on every buying it, I thought it looked pretty cool when it was first announced

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Hmm

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Me trying to introduce myself
    Me: *walks up to someone I don’t know* good afterevening sirmadam, can I interest you in the wise words of our god Shaggy Rogers?

    • Your logic is perfect there

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        It really is

  • MenacingCascoon

    @tokyoboyxxx:disqus I like your site, it reminds me of Pokemon AMino a lot!

  • NONONONONONONONONOONONONONONO I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION
    WALL-E IS FUCKING DEAD NOOOO

    • Zero Self

      :<

      • UHGGGGGGGGGGGG I NEEDED HIM…

        the only thing I can think of that could replace him is Eevee evolved into a Jolteon

        • Butter Geek

          Name it Bolt (there was a Disney movie about a super speedy dog named Bolt)

  • Wall-E the Magnezone Lv. 36

    Route 38 – Blackthorn Gym
    Met at level 16
    Impish nature, Thoroughly cunning

    http://pa1.narvii.com/5721/1108cf8ca75ee031180bec49bf231a8e7832deb1_hq.gif

    It was all my fault…

  • Butter Geek

    I’VE FOUND THE PERFECT FANART
    https://onionholic.tumblr.com/image/153754360912

    • LOVE IT

      • Butter Geek

        I WANT A SERIES ABOUT THEM IN THE LILO AND STICH ART STYLE

  • OH COME ON I CANT GO GRIND FOR A DRATINI IN GOLDEN ROD BECAUSE I GOT THIS STUPID EEVEE

    • and I cant get a thunderstone… omg

      • Butter Geek

        Why ?

        • Well i could but id have to change the date

    • Butter Geek

      Electrode

    • EarthenWarrior
      • im still mourning my magnezone i cant handle this

        • EarthenWarrior

          I know you want, you want to make a big sandwich

          • no i want magnezone

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well it’s dead

          • so are my dreams

          • EarthenWarrior

            Get in line sister

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Thank you for being a god

  • this stupid nuzlocke is emotionally draining

    • EarthenWarrior

      Then go siphon off somebody else’s emotions

    • Zero Self

      Don’t get attached

      • I cant not get attached

        • Zero Self

          Only the survivors are worthy of your love

          • How dare you…

          • Zero Self

            Become a Lusamine

          • All of my pokemon are beautiful

      • I’m a parasite I always get attached to things

    • PercyEspeon

      I relate too much to this D: I know your feels, you just gotta be strong.
      Have you been releasing them? Cause for me, I don’t, and whenever it gets really bad, I just think I’ll see them again after the Nuzlocke is over and I move the ones I use and have memories with into Bank so they can be forever with me

      • MenacingCascoon

        Be in your heart right? because theyre dead.
        … Too soon?

        • PercyEspeon

          Wow bai xD
          too soon man lol

      • No I haven’t released any of them. I guess that is a nice thought. :3

        Now I just gotta grind at the Pokeathelon for Jolteon >.>

        • PercyEspeon

          Good luck 🙂 Pokeathelon sucks imo

          • I like it okay. Just a bit repetitive

          • I still remember my Nidorino, for a big lug he jumped high up

  • MenacingCascoon

    Did it
    http://pokejungle.net/memes/lists/top-5-worst-starter-pokemon/
    Almost exactly Like Aminoo except you just write plain blogs.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    My next Nuzlocke has been decided
    Pokémon sun

    Seraphlocke ;3

    Oh boi I made a fun set of rules

    • Rule 1. You can only use Shedinja XD

    • tell me the ruuullles

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        You’ll hear them once I get home
        But they’re luck and skill based

        • EarthenWarrior

          you have to save every time you want to breathe

    • PercyEspeon

      OOOOOOO TELL US WHAT THE RULES ARE, GOOD LUCK THERE ARE MOMENTS IN SM THAT ARE DIFFICULT GOOD LUCK THERE

  • Pokeathelon Bonuses

    THE POKEMON THAT FAILED THE MOST:

    NOEL’S SKIPLOOM

    I would hate to be the trainer with the pokemon that failed the most

    • Zero Self

      *inappropriate Nuzlocke joke here*

  • Zero Self

    So does the sentiment for Nuzlockes come before or after a few? Because rn I’m just kinda annoyed when something dies and then I move on

    • I think you miiiiight just be heartless

      • Zero Self

        That’s bullshit

        I <3 abs

    • PercyEspeon

      I think it depends on how many you do and just how attached you are.
      I haven’t done a whole lot, but I, as a person, get super attached so it really affects me when something dies (also the more you had had the mon also matters too)

      • Zero Self

        Ngl was kinda sad when Monkeyfuzz the Monferno died :<

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Don’t lie, I know I was replaced in your heart immediately by some Bidoof or whatever ;P

          • Zero Self

            I’ll never find another fire type again ;-;

          • Monkeyfuzz

            You might get Ponyta or … well that’s pretty much it in Platinum until post-game I think.

          • Zero Self

            There’s also Houndour and Magmar and if I didn’t get Leafeon, Flareon but it just isn’t the same! 🙁

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh I never played Platinum, in Diamond it was pretty much Chimchar or nothing (not that I really had a big problem with that as I was choosing it anyway.)

          • Zero Self

            Sinnoh has a worse fire problem than Alola has an ice problem XD

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It really does, it isn’t even that cold a region.

    • MenacingCascoon

      It depends on the person I think. and sometimes the Pokemon. I play nuzlockes and thats exactly how I feel. Just majorly annoyed that I have to drop a Pokemon. Sometimes I feel super attached and sad, but for the most part just annoyed

  • EarthenWarrior

    i swear i get the most stupid people for teammates every time i go in ranked,
    they never stick to guarding the damn splat zones splintering off to god knows where
    seeing myself as the only one alive and often with the most kills

  • Monkeyfuzz

    @irvinap:disqus are you available to take the pika now?

  • MenacingCascoon

    Wulfric has the hardest gym puzzle! I ccan never figure it out easily

    • Really? I thought it was pretty simple

    • Zero Self

      I find it easy but its probably memory tbh

    • EarthenWarrior

      easy peazy

  • Zero Self

    Ngl the only think I hate more in Pokémon than grinding is accidently making the game super easy by over grinding D:

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I purposefully use not very effective stuff in these instances.

  • Zero Self

    Does anyone have like an attachment to any weird Pokémon? I have one to this Hydreigon I had in XY who I grinded so much for my living Dex that I actually used her as a fly mon + to grind my other team mates, so she’s one of the few Mons in my live Dex who wasn’t just complete box bait

    • I made an entire ROM Hack for Quilfish

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Qwilfish

      • Zero Self

        I said weird attachment not reverence for our God King

    • EarthenWarrior

      call it cheesy but this Shiny Metagross i keep on my Sun Party
      it was my first WT Shiny of SM and i leveled it from 50 to 100 to run through the elite four for newborns

      • Zero Self

        Huh didn’t know you like Metagross

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t i just keep it on me, otherwise i’ll use my new False Swiper Marowak thats in a Cherish Ball

          i’m pissed it can’t learn Rain Dance (rain makes the SOS less boring)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            How is it in that? Hack I’m guessing?

            How does rain make SOS less boring?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it was from my Black hack copy
            and as i said multiple times i am quite fond of rainy weather

          • Zero Self

            Earthenhackrrr confirmed

          • EarthenWarrior

            this was before i got that ginormous rod up my butt
            and besides this was a spare copy so i could’ve hacked it as much as i pleased

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What you do in your alone time is your business, we don’t need it described here.

            Also why hack it in a Cherish Ball?

          • Zero Self

            Because he cherishes it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I guess, it just looks wrong on it to me.

  • Zero Self

    So who here has a live Dex? When you decided to do it? I finished mine (minus Meloetta) by the end of Gen 6, and now it’s sitting finished after I get my hands on Marshadow and maybe those cap Pikachu if they get released

    • Monkeyfuzz

      My bank is full of every breedable pokemon in every kind of apricorn, safari and sport ball (Dreams are mostly in X), so I don’t have room for one. It would be useful for ‘dex completion but I kind of like building that into my adventure.

      • Zero Self

        Ngl a living Dex takes a lot of fun out of the whole ‘catch me all’ thing, so in SM I was determined to complete the Dex without using it

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It must’ve helped that bank wasn’t immediately available. I used Bank a bit to get my shiny charm before finishing the game so I could have most of my team shiny like I wanted faster.

          • Zero Self

            Yeah, curbed that temptation

            Ngl tho the shiny charm hasn’t felt worth it, only time I’ve got a shiny since is a Bulbasaur for my friend in the second egg

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I do the Magikarp switch method and I think it helped a bit there. I have gotten 2 shiny wild Tauros and a Mudbray since I got it, all terrible of course.

  • Zero Self

    Last shit post before I go to sleep but holy fuck looking at Pokémon OCs

    ‘She bonded with a legend’

    ‘He has all these shinies’

    ‘Their_______ is bigger and stronger than all other_______’

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bcf992ca43229dbf63539538db9d61b4b026e3592eb1226e25d45af8445ff29d.gif

    • Their dick is bigger and stronger than all other hedgehogs

      • Zero Self

        Star that’s lewd the only dicks allowed here are Earthen and my middle name

        • EarthenWarrior

          your middle name is Dick?

          • Zero Self

            Pretty much

          • EarthenWarrior

            is it really dick or just a variation like Willy or Johnson or Schlongo

          • Zero Self

            Richard

          • EarthenWarrior

            fair enough

          • Sunny Mahmud

            Is the last name Grayson?

          • Zero Self

            Nope

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Cranium?

          • Zero Self

            Nope

          • Sunny Mahmud

            Red Hood?

          • Zero Self

            Nope 😉

          • Monkeyfuzz

            But then your middle and last name would be richard cranium aka dick head. I’m sorry it was a cheap joke that just didn’t work. I think we’re all disappointed in me on this one.

          • Zero Self

            Nah it probably would of landed if it wasn’t 12am and I should be getting to sleep XD

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Same for me but it’s really hot here tonight -_-

          • Zero Self

            Saaame

            All my friends are speaking about it too, we finally get good weather and it’s an inconvenience

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That’s the way it is in the UK. Personally I prefer the cold because it’s easier warming up but I also like the sunshine. I’m a conflicted individual.

        • Sorry

          Their weanie is bigger and stronger than all other hedgehogs

          • Zero Self

            I approve lánya

    • EarthenWarrior

      disgusting, where’s the grit? where’s the realism
      people think the world is there’s on a silver platter while i had to toil with a Rhyhorn calf from ground zero

      • Zero Self

        Like toil as in fight or toil as in struggle with

        I wouldn’t fuck with baby rhino

        • EarthenWarrior

          struggle
          thing was as stubborn as me and wouldn’t listen to me,

          • Zero Self

            It’s your soul mate but like not gay beastiality but friendship and shit

          • EarthenWarrior

            honestly what’s the difference

          • Monkeyfuzz

            One gets you in prison and is horrifying.

  • Sunny Mahmud

    So Arc System Works says that they will port over Dragon Ball Fighter Z to Nintendo Switch if fans are vocal enough. I’m not sure how to do it, but I did mention it’d be nice for a Switch version. If anyone else agrees, why not be vocal too? LINK:

    http://nintendoeverything.com/dragon-ball-fighterz-dev-says-no-switch-version-isnt-due-to-a-lack-of-power-open-to-porting-if-fans-show-interest/

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think once Super is dubbed it might go up in demand. I would love to play it as long as the quality doesn’t go down much on Switch. Otherwise I’ll just wait until I win the lottery so I can buy a PS4.

      • Sunny Mahmud

        According to this interview, power really isn’t the issue. Sucks, though I LOVE Xenoverse 2 being on it, seeing a new Dragon Ball fighter game being dropped for the Nintendo Switch seems like a slap to Nintendo’s face, especially with the effort they gave to the publisher, Namco Bandai (just like what Capcom did with Monster Hunter Worlds….still getting though).

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Maybe it will come out, just on a delayed release. I see no reason for them not to unless they think they won’t make the money back from producing it. I guess it needs a petition or something. Also it will help when there are enough Switches for the current demand.

          • Sunny Mahmud

            True, I got lucky with a starter bundle on Target’s website, the bundle sold out in a few hours after I ordered. And I do expect sales to go high when Gen 8 is released on it, like how the 3DS sales sky rocketed when Pokemon X and Y, and Super Smash Bros. for 3DS came on it.

  • Sunny Mahmud

    Also, if you are looking for a nice companion console for that Nintendo Switch, the Xbox ONE S bundled with Minecraft is now 200 bucks! (Funny, I can actually afford an Xbox ONE, but I really see no need as I got a PS4). LINK:
    https://www.gamespot.com/articles/200-xbox-one-s-minecraft-bundle-available-now/1100-6451018/?ftag=GSS-05-10aab8e&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_content=594705f404d3017a10a7075c&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

    • Monkeyfuzz

      If I could even afford one console it would be nice tbh.

  • TheMonster6893

    Ugh…….I hate sleeping in the middle of the day for any extended amount of time. I always wake up groggy and feeling off. It’s almost like I feel a tiny bit hungover even when I haven’t drunken anything. It doesn’t last very long as I wake myself up, but the feeling is so off putting for me in the middle of the day…….

  • if bowser had a clothing store he would call it Bowser’s Trousers

  • Oh this reminds me anyone else have Mario Party Star Rush?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’s it on?

      • 3DS

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh then no. I’ve played one on the gamecube but not since then.

  • Sunny Mahmud

    Oh look what we have here:
    https://t.co/ty8tNOgrnn

  • Sunny Mahmud

    Hey, mind signing this, just made it on a whim to see if this really works:
    https://www.change.org/p/capcom-capcom-localize-monster-hunter-xx-on-nintendo-switch

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    The seraphlocke is a typical Nuzlocke but with three large changes.
    1. Only one use of a Pokémon Center per town
    2. There is level caps for certain events. You may have an Ace Pokémon of your choice who is two levels above the cap. Your starter is the first one of these
    3. After receiving your starter and after each trial or Kahuna, an event will occur… one of ten different options will be chosen by RNG
    Optional rule: RNG decides your starter

    Good
    Healing Wish: The ability to reuse a Pokémon center has opened up!

    Parental Bond- Get another Pokémon from an already visited route.

    Trick- Reroll an encounter

    Soothe Bell- Pokémon refresh can be used on one Pokémon.

    Neutral:

    Metronome- A Pokémon besides your highest or lowest level on the team gets wondertraded

    Celebration- Congrats! You did it! You’re awarded with the unchanging monotony of life. You get nothing, fuck you.

    Bad

    Synchronoise-the entire type must be a type around your ace

    Covet-you must use all your money on the next shop

    Mirror Move- duplicate/species clause no longer applies for the island

    Intimidate- the level cap is lowered by two

    …I’m about to get corkscrew crashed

    • Monkeyfuzz

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Basically

      • EarthenWarrior

  • I want to die now after seeing what an abomination Yoshi in the movie was

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It isn’t even the worst part. It is all just so so bad. Bowser is human.

      • WTF! Is wrong with this!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Everything. I don’t even know why Bob Hoskins did it, definitely his worst role I’ve seen. It doesn’t even take place in anywhere resembling the Mushroom Kingdom. It’s just ridiculously horrible.
          Here’s a Goomba from it http://i67.tinypic.com/2j3ibdx.jpg

  • Deerlia

    Good evening my deers, I have a question…
    I was debating making this drawing i made awhile back:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10612dc43d94f1d97f061b155b6ff18cb99341fecc6fee6de2bc86fece2f8310.png
    Into another girl of mine…
    I will probably do it, but anyone have any ideas they wanna throw out there about what to add?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      A bag like Lillies’ one. Or Lusamine-like hair.

    • EarthenWarrior

      sooooooooo anthropomorphic?
      it would honestly always come out as a Lillie clone

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m so bored and hangry

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    HOLY SHIT DID MY ARM COMBO GET NERFED?!

    • EarthenWarrior

      what?

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        Guardian and ice dragon
        It’s doing nothing now

        • EarthenWarrior

          gud

  • MenacingCascoon

    BTW guys, my top 5 worst starters thing went out of order. Idk how it was fine when typing.
    Anyay its supposed to be
    5. Meganium
    4. Torterra
    3. Incineroar
    2. Delphox
    1. Emboar the worst.
    Sorry about that

    • Tbh, I think I like every starter. The ones that I end up “disliking” are the ones that are horrid in competitive, like Meganium, Torterra, and Samurott.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Im normally like that for every other pokemon, but starter pokemon for some reason I either like or dont!

      • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

        And Incineroar?

        • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

          Cause I mean, it’s bad in competitive

    • I only dislike Meganium

    • EarthenWarrior

      why am i not surprised that Emboar is number one

      • MenacingCascoon

        Because I express my disdain for emboar alot

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I think some of it is people still haven’t gotten over the 3x Fire/Fighting starters in a row. Although everyone’s entitled to like/dislike it for whatever reason. I personally have grown to like it more over time.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      5 Least liked:

      Primarina
      Samurott (I prefer Dewott by alot)
      Delphox
      Meganium (I just prefer Bayleef tbh)
      Torterra

      I don’t hate any and these aren’t in any order.

    • TCRowlet

      5) Typhlosion
      4) Samurott
      3) Emboar
      2) Torterrable
      1) Delphox

  • EarthenWarrior

    Is anybody freaking here i’m super bored i’ll take anyone at this point

    • Even me?

      • EarthenWarrior

        looks like i have no choice *Pulls out a cyanide capsule*


  • I couldn’t find the actual Kyoryuger opening (the TV version), so here’s the opening theme put over Dino Force Brave’s opening.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’ve seen the Power Rangers version of this and man are the Zords different.

  • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

    Why the fuck does Helix start with all Heavy Arms? They all move at a snails pace, even Master fucking mummy has a light arm

    • Seraph’s TM89’ing the fuck out

      Ice dragon is worthless on anyone with mobility or someone who hasn’t already be statused, guardian is buttfucked by anyone who can aim around it and the blorb is unreliable due to its wonky physics. JESUS CHRIST Helix got the shitty end of the stick

  • Deerlia
    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmm it’s missing something
      maybe a bubble bracelet around the wrist since its arm tentacle it has those two bubbles
      maybe a little more definition

      • Deerlia

        i know exactly what you mean, and i think that’s actually pretty good, i might add that~

        • EarthenWarrior

          I just feel it’s just too ghost like, too soft in the texture but that’s me I like clear defined outlines that give the artwork a sense of structure
          But I like the top piece how it matches the cranium patterns

    • MenacingCascoon

      Awesome yet again! Im the minoity in a site filled with artists. Youre one of the best one here. Nice Job. I need a personal Art teacher, I guess I can go get one though. Do they have those?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Draw something right now, I challenge dare thee!

        • MenacingCascoon

          I actually just drew two edgy things ttoday because why not. I felt edgy so I will post it

          • EarthenWarrior

            I await with great anticipation and shall be ready to criticize it without hesitation

          • MenacingCascoon

            and I shall continue to not care at all hat you think

          • EarthenWarrior

            The fear and thought will nibble on your brain like a swarming infestation of tiny parasitic art critics

          • TCRowlet

            You sound like Fawful lol.

          • EarthenWarrior
          • TCRowlet

            And here I am listening to Popple’s battle theme xD

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I’ll be fighting the little turd within the hour

          • Monkeyfuzz
          • EarthenWarrior

            Nobody cares about me general

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It was in reference to MenacingCascoons’ spelling mistake, I just thought it was funny. I meant no offense by it.

      • Deerlia

        Thank you deer, i have been doing art since i was 10 years old, i am almost 25 now, so it’s been about 15 years…
        But I worked hard for what i do, it’s no cake walk, time helps, but you gotta keep going.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I still cannot believe you’re technically older than me…

          • Deerlia

            How old are you?

          • EarthenWarrior

            23, usually everyone here is around 15-20s

          • Deerlia

            October 8th, 1992, my actual birthday
            October 8th, 2002, the year i got my first art program.
            October 8th, 2017, When i will celebrate my 15th Anniversary of making art.
            Do the math, it’s all there~

          • EarthenWarrior

            Hot damn…
            Oct 12 1993 is my birthday, it’s weird how close they were

          • Deerlia

            Wow deer, that is wei