A brand-new competition will be starting soon, but these battles won’t be for the big guys; only Pokémon 3’03” (1 meter) or shorter will be able to compete. This won’t necessarily be just cute ‘n cuddly monsters though, Kartana (one of Sun & Moon’s Ultra Beasts) will be able to enter and will definitely pack a punch.

The entire National Pokédex is available for you to build your team from, as long as the Pokémon is under the maximum height requirement. Plus, Mythical Pokémon and some Legendary Pokémon will not be permitted. You can use the Poké Transporter to bring in Pokémon from earlier games. Pokémon can hold items, including Z-Crystals, but Mega Stones will not be allowed. Check the regulations for a complete list of Pokémon and items that are not permitted in the tiny tourney.

Registration for the tiny tourney begins Wednesday, June 14, 2017, at 00:00 UTC. The competition goes from Friday, June 23, at 00:00 UTC, until Sunday, June 25, 2017, at 23:59 UTC. Trainers will be limited to 15 battles per day.

Players who enter the tournament will be rewarded with three Mega Stones as well: Galladite, Gardevoirite, and Lopunnite.

There’s also a new Global Mission as well!

Get hooked on fishing in Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon with a new global mission at the PGL! In the “Fish Pokémon at Rare Spots!” global mission, participants have a goal to collectively catch 250,000 Pokémon/items at bubbling fishing spots between May 30 at 00:00 UTC and June 12 at 23:59 UTC. Everyone who casts their line for this global mission will earn Festival Coins, and Pokémon Global Link members can earn even more rewards!

Will you be participating in one or both? Any of your favorite Pokémon able to compete in the Tiny Tourney?

  • Daedardus

    That’s what she said ;).

    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

      I love you

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    FUCKING KARTANA CAN ENTER?! SHIT

    • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

      welp, there goes my team. Kartana and its freaking smart strike decimates my team

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Mega Sableye as well :l

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        I’m entering that

      • temporario23

        Nope. Mega Stones not allowed.

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    Excadrrill being a midget pays off

    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

      Earthen is happy

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m never happy

    • EarthenWarrior

      It’s a freaking mole not a bear or wildebeest of course it’s small

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      “Mythical Pokémon and some Legendary Pokémon will not be permitted.”

      :/

      • … NO

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        FUCK WE NEED VICTINI FOR KART

  • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

    For Star

    • I LOVE HER

      • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

        Where is R A D I C A L S T R E A M E R ‘ S Trailer

  • EarthenWarrior

    Time to use one of the deadliest Pokemon in this weight class
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/63/530Excadrill.png
    Clocking in at 2 feet 4 inches and rocking a massive attack and speed
    Add Evolite Hippopotas and boom instant win

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I’m 110 percent using a torkoal
    Actually Helioisk literally just meets the height requirement… sun team here I come?!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Already a butt load of annoyances
    Ferrothorn, Mimikyu, A. Marowak and Muk, Chandelure, Sylveon, Honchkrow, Espeon, Galvantula, Slurpuff, Doublade, Ninjask and Shedinja

    • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

      toxapex

      • EarthenWarrior

        Fuuuck, honestly how is this different then an average team them

        • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

          also the rules say that only pokemon UNDER 3’03 are allowed to enter, I assume that means that pokemon that are 3’03 will not be able to enter or they would have said “pokemon 3’03 AND under” so that rules out sylveon and mega Mawile

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            ….at least I got Azu and Mega Sable

          • temporario23

            The official site says “equal to or smaller than”.

          • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

            oh really? see this is why wording and grammar is important, considering serebii has it listed as below 3’03

          • temporario23

            Yeah, I thought the same, hence why I went to check on the official site to be sure.

  • I’m doing a tiny fairy team that will be murdered by Kartana.

    Anyone have Slurpuff and Klefki breedjects?

    • EarthenWarrior

      I do, but I’m not giving them away

      • .., why

        • EarthenWarrior

          Because
          A) the more people have them the more of a threat they become
          2) I feed on anguish

          • Fam you can kill all of my Pokémon with Excadrill and I could get them somewhere else

          • EarthenWarrior

            What about the Rabbit

          • Lopunny? Is it usable? Well like.. it’s not too viable without its mega stone honestly

          • EarthenWarrior

            I meant Azumarill

          • Oh. Uhh well that could be useful

    • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

      I will check my pokemon bank, I used to have boxes full of swirlix

      • Thanks fam. I can’t trade until Saturday though

        • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

          ope, well sorry 😛 I cant trade after today, I’m moving cross country and won’t have internet

          • Oh. Thanks anyways! Dang fam that sounds crazy

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      Just use Torkoal it’s literally the best possible Kart counter

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      No but want a Skitty? Or 2? Or 10? Or 84?
      I have 84 breedject Skitty in pursuit of a shiny

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I really wanna run a sun team…
    But I also may run a team with A Mari, Helio, and Mega Maw

    • Oh damn mega mawile is allowed? :O

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        If it’s up to 3’03 than yesh

        • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

          its not, they have to be under 3’03

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            FRICK

      • temporario23

        No, because Mega stone are not allowed.

  • Exegutor
    • ???

    • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

      um……?

      • Exegutor

        she’s beautiful

        • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

          she looks like my sister tbh

          • Exegutor

            not bad for all.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I wish it was a battle of lightweights
    Nothing over 20 pounds

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    Porygon z
    Hawlucha
    Bruxish
    I’m gonna have fun with this

    • EarthenWarrior

      Forget it I’m not gonna bother
      Once word gets out you can use PZ it’s nothing but wins by Z-Conversion

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Or wins by Hawlucha sweep… literally the only thing that beats it is Toxapex and I have Bruxish for that

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      Along with Galv for webs
      Hyper offense is the way to go

  • Exegutor

    porygon family still appeared in anime?

  • lol I kinda want to just use a team of only Cutiefly

    • Yeah I’m goona do this cuz I’m just going to do my thee battles for the mega stone

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      What about Ribom

      • Oooo my one shiny Ribombee and the Cutiefly squad

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          :3

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I wonder if Washi is allowed…

    • EarthenWarrior

      Probably not

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        I mean it starts battle as a smol thingy

        • EarthenWarrior

          It’s similar to those buttholes who run Mega Gyarados in a flying mono….

          I think it should have to always be that height at all times

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I’ll probably not run it, AZu and Brux are better

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate both of them….

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I might run brux to be unique and and so i dont double type

      • temporario23

        It is. The official site mentions it as a possible pokémon.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Holy shit….
    Anybody notice Dhelmise is freaking 12-13feet tall?

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      Yep

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      12-13ft long* it’s just the seaweed that has that longitude, the anchor is probably smaller

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    Wanna play some NU? There’s tons of combinations of mons to use!

    Like Yanmega, Ribombee and Porygon 2!
    Or even better; Ribmombee, Porygon 2 and Yanmega!
    Or to be REALLY unique: Porygon 2, Yanmega, ribombee, and Necrozma!!!
    HOLY SHIT THE VARIETY IS SO LARGE

  • MelloMori

    Sorry if Someone posted this Already, but oh god the salt in the comments with this announcement is kinda beautiful.

  • Butter Geek

    Going to watch “Look Who’s back” (I’m Polish, so that’s actually pretty weird)

    And BTW here’s a fakemon opinions would be cool

    Turboise (Turbo +Tortoise)
    Dragon/Electric
    The Energy Dragon Pokemon
    Turboise were endangered, but a Slavian Celebrity saved them. They are full of Energy that they use to attack. They hide in their shells to regain energy.
    Signature ability:
    Energy Shell
    After going down to 25% of their HP they “hide in their shells”, their speed and special attack are lowered and their defense and special defence are boosted.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Energy Turtle….
      Five clams to whoever gets the reference

  • EarthenWarrior

    I think when I get one I’m gonna start working on legends and mythicals
    Gaiasis the main legend, the Nature Pokemon Grass/Flying
    Toxigeddon the pollution Pokemon Poison/Ground
    And the Primals
    Infernhu the Fire Spirit Fire
    Aquariart the Water Spirit Water
    Skyeeto the Wind Spirit Flying (pure flying)
    Eurthsa the Earth Spirit Rock
    And the mythicals
    Insatyr the embodiment of discord Dark/Fairy
    Ratuskr a seldom seen Pokemon that travels the world

    • Butter Geek

      Pure Flying… yee…

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well it’s a elemental spirit of air so it’s covered

  • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯
    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯
    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      :0!!! If they really do add Smash run in the SSB for Switch then I hope they expand the map and add new enemies, that’d be neat

      • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

        And you can actually see the players

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          All of my YES

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            I hope this is real

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Me too, I spent hours on Smash run back then

    • How DLC we know these aren’t 3DS screen caps?

    • TheMonster6893

      There is no freaking way I’m buy Smash 4 a 3rd time….. I played the 3ds version a bit, but then never touched my Wii U version. I’ll just have my brother buy it and that’ll be it. We’d never play it in any other setting than together when we hang out so……yeah…

    • EarthenWarrior

      DO NOT FUCK THIS UP AS SMASH BROS DELUXE
      MAKE IT SMASH BROS FIVE

      • Why though

        • EarthenWarrior

          NOBODY WANTS THE SAME GAME FOR SWITCH
          WE NEED A NEW INSTALLMENT WITH NEWCOMERS AND STAGES

          • I do.

          • EarthenWarrior

            You’re dead to me

          • Fam I barely played the Wii U version and having it Mobile in HD with new characters and features sounds great.

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            It really does

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Dude it wouldn’t be a problem to port over smash with new content.

          • EarthenWarrior

            But it’s still Smash 4 I don’t want the same game for the third time

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            You don’t have to buy it tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            You guys are impossible

            You’re telling me you don’t want the next era of smash brothers and just want to play the same exact one just on a different console…

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Not if it has new stuff
            Think of it as a slightly expanded Deluxe edition, as long as it has new stuff NO ONE CARES what its called

          • EarthenWarrior

            we’ll see, because unless it has new combatants and new stages and new items then it’s just a freaking port

            I can’t believe that I’m the only one pro Smash Bros. Five. I guess I’m the only one who wants a totally new game and see the series expand rather just prolonged

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Earthen hunny, we’re just saying that if it has new stuff we don’t care what it’s called, we want it

          • EarthenWarrior

            Then say you guys want Smash Bros, Five
            Not an updated port,

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            If it’s an updated port with new stuff, we’re fine with it

          • EarthenWarrior

            And if it’s not?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Than it’s pointless
            If they call it deluxe and put new shit in it, it won’t make a difference

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            U can still have newcomers

          • EarthenWarrior

            Unlikely

          • Why? MK8D had new characters

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because that barely makes a difference
            If they made new courses then the same could be done but they didn’t

            I rather they make Smash V
            New characters
            New stages
            New items
            New new new

          • Every smash bros game is just a deluxe version of the previous. What gameplay changes are there really?

          • EarthenWarrior

            New characters

          • And a deluxe version can do that. What’s the problem?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because I don’t want dlcs being resold to us as a separate game
            I rather see a brand new game, and others should too

          • It’s a port. For a way better system I might might add

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m saying it should be for switch, ergo it shouldn’t be a port it should be a whole new freaking game how thick are all of you

            Because I’m sick of freaking ports of the same game with minor additions
            MK8D barely had anything new other than the battle mode and a few characters, if they added a two new cups then it would’ve been better

            I don’t want Smash 4 I want a whole new Smash game with changes and new stuff

          • So then why is something like Windwaker HD ok? Oh because it’s for an updated system with minor changes

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because it was used to tide us over for Zelda Wii U aka Botw

          • ??? So this tides us over for smash 5 in 3 or so years

          • EarthenWarrior

            But that’s dumb, ports for new consoles are just excuses for not making newer stuff

            WWHD gets a half pass because we knew BOTW was in the making

            Unless they flat out say that this will hold us over for something big in the making then it can stay

            I just want new stuff not updated

          • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

            I actually agree here I’d want new Stages (But keep returning ones as well), New characters (As in give us ones we haven’t had and maybe give us the Dlcs’s free now), Some items to balance the new characters, Better Graphics than 3DS smash (aka my biggest reason I gave mine away)

            But calling it Smash Deluxe would be fine by me just add stuff

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not me, Deluxe means they’re not ready to move forward
            And Earthen is tired of Smash 4 it’s time for a fresh face

          • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

            I was tired of Smash 4 since I unlocked all the characters it just droned on and on, I wish we had Sub space 2 in a Switch one that would give no reason not to buy it

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I actually do •_•

            A Switch version could bring new characters and stages as well as graphical improvements

          • EarthenWarrior

            Thank you, anybody who doesn’t want a new smash bros installment is insane

          • He means a Switch version of smash bros 4

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s stupid, Smash Bros. V
            Inklings, Spring Man and Shovel Knight

          • That’s exactly what a deluxe version would do though. They wouldn’t make a new smash without new characters

          • EarthenWarrior

            Then it should be Smash Bros. 5 not Switch version

          • What’s the difference then? If they made Smash Deluxe and just called it Smash 5 would you be ok?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Only if it was 100% improved with new visual display, new characters, new stages and items, new music and new features LIKE A NEW GAME SHOULD BE

            What are you guys just not getting

          • That’s unnecessary

          • EarthenWarrior

            Is it or that you shit for brains just don’t want to move on from smash 4

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I’m insane then. But I think it’s a little too soon for a Smash V tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            Y’all are stupid

          • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

            Exactly I want it that would be the game that would push me to the Switch!

          • But why would you ever want to play smash bros 4 on a Wii U? It makes more sense to release it with some new content

          • EarthenWarrior

            YOURE ALL BEING SO FREAKING STUPID

            MOVE FORWARD NOT BACK!!!!!

          • EarthenWarrior

            THANK YOU, we need to KEEP MOVING FORWARD NOT JUST REPLAY THE SAME THING

      • TheMonster6893

        Not gonna happen. It’s too soon after Smash 4 for them to push out another game

        • EarthenWarrior

          Dude it was three years ago it’s time

          • No??? Each installment has a long time between each other

  • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

    I’m in the mood for my second Regional form so here ya go…

    Scalian Lickitung
    The Licking Pokemon
    Poison
    Ability: Poison Touch
    Hp: 110
    Attack: 75
    Defense: 60
    Spe. Attack: 75
    Spe. Def.: 60
    Speed: 25
    Total: 395
    “After moving to arid climates due to food loss they came across an abundance of Skorupi though consuming them caused neurotoxins to seize over their minds, now once they become hungry they will stop at nothing to consume their target.”

    Evolves at lvl. 33

    Scalian Lickylicky
    The Licking Pokemon
    Poison
    Ability: Poison Touch
    Hp: 120
    Attack: 85
    Defense: 95
    Spe. Attack: 95
    Spe. Def.: 105
    Speed: 40
    Total: 540
    “They hide beneth the desert in herds of hundreds at a time, whenever you feel sick in the desert, run you are probably are standing on a Lickylicky’s poison sac and will be swallowed whole by their gaping mouths.”

    Based on Gila monsters

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Butter Geek
  • Rockcrawdaunt

    So I’ve almost beaten sun and moon (I KNOW, but college got in the way… just have to beat the elite four) and then I can start my new game: STORY OF SEASON: TRIO OF TOWNS! I’M SO PUMPED!

  • I’m Dead Inside…


    WHY DOES THIS EXIST

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      In a scale from 0 to 10, how spoily is this video?

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        0.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      “I’m you but with a bigger budget”

      Best part of the video xD

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        It really is XD

  • EarthenWarrior

    Seriously yay or nay
    How would you dipshits feel if Splatoon 2 was just Splatoon for Switch
    Nothing new and just a port

    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

      But what if the smash port had new stuff?

      • EarthenWarrior

        its not gonna have much because you dullards forget that Smash’s roster is already gigantic
        so you’ll just be buying it with DLC characters and stages already in there and i doubt they’ll add genuine new characters and stages for a port

        • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

          The roster would just get bigger with smash 5

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes and provide different stages, updated moves and graphics and so on and yet you guys don’t want this

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            We do want this, we just don’t care if it’s called smash 5

          • EarthenWarrior

            this is where you’re wrong
            you guys should say Smash Five so you know there’s gonna be new stuff
            because Smash 5 means new everything and not just an updated Smash 4 for a different console
            because i can very easily see this Smash for Switch just a port and they’re not gonna add new features or any new characters or stages, just polish whatever’s already there and end it right there

            because at this point we have no idea if they’re gonna add what really matters, new characters and stages and that’s what truly matters and unless this so called port doesn’t deliver that its hardly worth investing time or money in

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Who gives a shit what it’s called as long as it gives new stuff

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            We do want it just not now. Smash 4 being ported over is a smart move

          • EarthenWarrior

            so why waste money on the same freaking game when we could get a whole freaking new thing
            i mean anybody who’s anybody still has Smash and you’re gonna pay for a giant ass DLC

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            The thing is People will buy it 😂

          • EarthenWarrior

            idiots….stupid stupid idiots

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Like Mario kart 8 deluxe is the best selling Mario kart

    • TheNintendoChip

      I don’t play Splatoon so I don’t care.

      • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

        Finally another person here who doesn’t play it!

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Me too

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          Same

    • It is lol

      • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

        Splatoon 2 is basically a port with a new name lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          no it has new story mode, more weapons and new gear and different features

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            So what if smash added new characters stages and new modes?

          • EarthenWarrior

            then it should be made into Smash 5 and not bother clinging onto 4

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      I’m laughing really hard at this comment

      • EarthenWarrior

        well my jimmies are officially rustled by your collective stupidity
        because there’s no guarantee that a port will provide new content

        • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

          Nintendo is known for adding new stuff to their ports

  • Butter Geek

    Who would you like to see in the new smash?

    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

      Shovel knight

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Jibanyan (Deserves it fully), Shovel Knight (Perfect for Smash) and Lycanroc Midnight (Perfect fit)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Shovel knight
      Inklings
      Decidueye
      Magnus
      Ray-Man
      Bomberman

    • MenacingCascoon

      Lucas
      Decidueye
      Just any new Pokemon Really
      Zelda

      • EarthenWarrior

        ….so barely anything new….lame

        • MenacingCascoon

          I dont really care. So Im pretty much happy with anything, just as long as Cloud is gone.

          • EarthenWarrior

            come on man you can do better
            Issac from Golden Sun?
            Impa from Zelda?
            Takamaru from The Mysterious Murasame Castle?
            dig deep and pull something good

          • MenacingCascoon

            Youre wastng your own time.

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T you’re wasting your potential

    • Midnaaaaaa

      • EarthenWarrior

        alone or mounted?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Ice Climbers
      Decidueye
      A better FF character

      • EarthenWarrior

        FOR THE LOVE ALL OF THING VILE AND UNHOLY NO MORE FIRE EMBLEM

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I MEANT FINAL FANTASY FF NOT FE

          FFS

          • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

            but there are not FF characters in it to begin with???

          • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

            ohhh girl, whoops, I forgot about over-compensating cloud

        • MelloMori

          But really though you would be happy if Camilla joined the cast though. A large amazon with a battle ax and magic.

      • MelloMori

        Ehh, I don’t think you could really do better then cloud. He is pretty much the poster child of Final Fantasy. Not a great character really given he’s kinda boring in his own game and an emo-git in all other forms. But theirs not really anyone better that carries as much weight. Like if we wanted to treat him as a classic rep and then having a modern rep I could see someone like Lyse(pretty much a cutie-pie with punches that would put captain falcon to shame), but that’s a stretch. Otherwise good pics

    • Ultron

      Decidueye
      King Boo
      Epona (come on, a horse character would be awesome)
      Snorlax (a new tank character, but not as broken as Bowser)
      Inklings obviously
      Skull Kid
      Impa

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Got it 100% confirmed that the new Assassin’s Creed is called Origins. It will be open-world with RPG elements and naval combat included. Setting is 49BCE Egypt, two playable characters a man & a woman. Release date will be late 2017-early 2018

    • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

      Are u a far cry fan?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        No

        • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

          Damn I wanted to know what u thought of the controversy of far cry 5

          • TheNintendoChip

            I very loosely follow the Far Cry games. What’s the controversy? (just curious)

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Supposedly includes elements in it that mock Donald Trump and right-wingers in general, not sure tho

          • It’s the Alt-Right not the entire right

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Because the game features a Christian cult and people are mad that they are white and Christian

          • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

            oh neat, so they’re going with a historically accurate plot? LOL

          • Lord of Snails

            I thought they would kill off far cry already, and find a new niche. I guess I was wrong. I am not a far cry fan, so I stopped following it after 3, which was decent and completely worth the money. At least Assassins Creed is going to be great, and apparently gamestop leaked the logo for it already. I will probably preorder two copies, and use one as a gift for my best friend. That’s if it’s coming out this year.

          • I fucking LOVE it! A bunch of racist crazy white neo-nazis as the villains! Hell yeah!

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Are you gonna get it? Or you being sarcastic.

          • No I’m serious. These people being cast as the villains is awesome! They are crazy bigots and they really are fucked up. I’m for sure intrested

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Same star! There’s co-op too we should play together!

          • Yeeee

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            STAR LETS TAKE THIS CULT DOWN

          • WOOOOOOOO

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            This is the first far cry where you can change ur gender and skin color

          • Oh rad!

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            Mama Govnah will be finally live

          • The gayest little Star coming to Punch some nazis

          • G̖̘o̸̗̮̩v̵̘̬ͅͅn͇ah͖̙͔̹͔ ̱̣̯

            We sound like a movie duo

          • Like two brothers from Rick and Morty or something 😛

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Ultron

            Let me guess, white people are upset

          • Yep. Honestly if anyone sympathizes with these people they need to rethink their life choices

          • Ultron

            Why do conservatives have a problem with the alt right being put on blast? Shouldn’t you be happy extremists are being exposed?

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    My first legendary is ready!

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I guess I’ll wait till more people are on to post it or somethin

    • MenacingCascoon

      Thanks for the heads up

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        ok?

    • EarthenWarrior

      just do it now

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      I should have thought of that before posting my last one

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    The first legendary you will see in the course of Pokemon Carnelian and Sodalite!
    Among the legends of the region are nine guardians, each protect a certain part of the region. They keep balance.
    This is the first one, the Guardian of the desert

    Pokedex Entry: ???
    Horuin
    Classification: The Desert Guardian Pokemon
    Height: 21’04
    Weight: 789.3 Lbs
    Type: Ground/Flying
    Ability: Endless Desert
    Stats:
    HP: 100
    Attack: 125
    Defense: 130
    Special Attack: 75
    Special Defense: 89
    Speed: 81
    Base Stat Total: 600
    Pokedex Entry: Legends state that when Horune hatched from its egg, it flew across the world spreading sand from its wings in order to make deserts and beaches. The grains of sand it spreads immediately take form into large masses of sand and with only a few grains, it can cover miles of land with sand. Wherever Horune is, never-ending sandstorms follow it; those who approach it never escape the storm.

    Endless Desert: A sandstorm is created for as long as this Pokemon is in the field but nothing in the field can be switched out (Unless a move like U-turn is used)

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Wait its Dex entry and its real name are spelled differently?

      • Rainbow Opal☆Fae☆

        Lol Kurusu you’re savage af

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        FRICKAROONIS I THOUGHT I CHANGED THAT
        Whaddya think of the mon itself tho

        • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

          I love it sounds like a good mon!

  • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

    Well my Grass starter line is fully done for Entries so here yee go
    Mozmur
    The Bouncy Pokemon
    Grass
    Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
    Hp: 64
    Attack: 70
    Defense: 35
    Spe. Attack: 44
    Spe. Def.: 50
    Speed: 55
    Total: 318
    “They live in spread out trees to grow large colonies that they visit by springing from tree to tree on its tail, they use their tails to bounce out of predators reach as well.”

    Evolves at lvl. 18 into

    Sproutmur
    The Long Arm Pokemon
    Grass
    Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
    Hp: 85
    Attack: 90
    Defense: 50
    Spe. Attack: 50
    Spe. Def.: 50
    Speed: 80
    Total: 405
    “Sproutmur are known for their mischievous behavior as they will reach down from high trees and steal fruit from vendors below; by now they see it at a compliment as they must have the freshest fruit.”

    Evolves at lvl. 36 into

    Sprigrape
    The Spring Pokemon
    Grass/Fighting
    Ability: Overgrow, HA: Long Reach
    Hp: 114
    Attack: 120
    Defense: 60
    Spe. Attack: 65
    Spe. Def.: 65
    Speed: 110
    Total: 534
    “Their tails have now inverted into its arm bones giving them a spring like structure; they attract enemies with the grapes on their necks, then fires punches up to 3 miles away.”

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Where did everyone go?

  • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

    No really what the heck!? Where has everyone gone today?!

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’m busy doing a wow solo raid for gear, pets and achievements

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      I killed them all to resurrect myself

      • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

        *Uses Aqua Ring to defend himself*
        Pweh, now I’m safe at least

  • MenacingCascoon

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cdf0ed8baa1d16f222ba6460533a6cd459f1eeb46d939253cf63db8e844b1db8.jpg
    (Refresh) I am already halfway done with my childhood dream. And I only lost 15 times so far 😅

    • Daedardus

      Which team are you using?

      • MenacingCascoon

        Latios: CalmMind/Psychic/Tbolt/Dclaw
        Max speed. Most SpA (accidentally got some attack from killing off some poochyenas)
        Metagross:
        MeteorMash/RockSlide/Explosion/BrickBreak
        Max Attack, Max speed (I think they’re max)
        Swampert:
        Surf/EQ/Ice Beam/Counter (counter used to be Rock Slide but I changed it)
        Lots of attack HP and Spa, but I used it to speed playthrough Game, so its probably all over the place.

        There have been a lot of double teamers lately and for some reason my team just quits trying after one double team. Also they all love being frozen for the whole match. Its how I lost some Pike matches (seriously hate that dusclops). Lastly, grass types hurt pretty bad because the only SE move i have on swampert. Overall, I’m not doing too bad I didn’t think I’d get this far. This team def is great and if you plan on conquering frontier with a team use this!

  • Ultron

    I love Amy Sedaris, but her as Zircon makes me cringe.

  • Crap… Minecraft is creeping back to me

  • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

    Oh and I just remebered the Game that won my Video Series in votes was…
    *Drum roll*
    PLATINUM with 8 votes!!!!!!!
    So on June 8 rest assured Episode 1 will air, it will last about 10 mins. each episode and will air every few days or so (So no not a weekly event that would take too long)

    I may also have like Pokemon does a 2 episode special to kick it off on that day, Sound good to y’all?

    • Platinum is a long game tho. Why not 15-20 minutes?

      • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

        Hmm that sounds better I think episodes may vary then 12-20 mins

        Biggest problem when I screw up battle or something I often also get lost in the distortion world

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

    Yoo I’m back, sorry for being such a douche before I left but I was super stressed b/c exams :s

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      FAIRY KUN!!!!! I MISSED YU!
      Cause y’know, you were a cool friendo

      • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

        Missed all of you too, sorry if I bugged you all by being so super pissy before I left but I survived my exams ;-;

        • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

          I remember nothing so we’re all good

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          It’s fine! We all have our times!

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Oh Hi I don’t remember any problems before so water under Castelia Bridge

    • zess

      I’ve been gone for a couple of months so I missed it. At any rate welcome back and I hope you did well on your exams! (.P.S. Fae right?)

      • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

        Fairy, not Fae :p

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          Also, thanks! ^^

        • zess

          Sorry lol

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            It’s fine XD

  • zess
    • MelloMori

      Haha…She’s too slow to realize that she’s killing slowpoke.

  • Ultron

    Honestly, wtf, Steven Universe. At the end of “Lar’s Head” when the gang comes back through the portal to find Steven in the house, everyone is there except Peridot and Lapis. They went and got Greg, but not two gems that might actually help them? Fuck this.

    • zess

      That confused me as well at the very least they could have gotten lapis seeing as she made the trip to home world once before and that was without a ship./

      • Ultron

        Exactly! It’s just frustrating

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      Tbh I think the recent episodes are a near return to form, but Peri and Lapis are just deadweight at this point.

      Also no WD name drop or cameo, just a statue? Lame.

      • Ultron

        Yeah, I liked these eps for the most part. Thank arceus we finally got some fucking information about Lion! I’ve been waiting forever about that

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          I’m just happy Lion = PD is as dead as Lars was for like two seconds

          • Ultron

            True. PD probs aint dead. And I want a flashback episode of Rose and Lion

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            #PDWasAnInsideJob #PinkSwordsCantShatterCarbonLattices

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m waiting for an origin story of Rose
            Being injected into the earth
            Emerging from the ground
            following orders and developing feelings of compassion for life
            rebelling
            forming the crystal gems

    • MelloMori

      Or, you know I’m fairly certain they name dropped that they had a drop ship now which is probably what the two of them are working on. Peri’s useless in combat, and Lapis is only effective around water. Their not really all that useful in most situations.

      • Ultron

        She wouldn’t be useless in combat IF THEY TRAINED HER AND HELPED HER WITH HER ABILITIES. Sorry.

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          I think Lapis might be sorta hopeless at this point…

          Peri does need change tho

          • Ultron

            Tbh I don’t know if she’s hopeless. She gets really defensive when she saw Steven through the phone and thought he was trapped. I don’t think she would hesitate to help him if they actually told her about it

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I mean… the way the writers have used her lately she seems pretty hopeless…. I kinda feel like she isn’t gonna change much from that

          • Ultron

            Yeah, this problem basically stems back to the writing

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Agreed

          • Ultron

            It’s just creating plot holes to ignore them.

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Random question: How the fuck did Eyeball make it back?

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Navy had a ship and a reason to look for the other Rubies

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Oh yeah I blocked that episode out of my mind

        • MelloMori

          Its fine, but again, she’s not really made for fighting. She’s an engineer. A scientist. An Egghead. She lacks the ability to shape shift. She probably can’t form a proper weapon, and the most she can do is make metal float, which is fairly limited. Certainly they could train her to fight, but Peri knows she’s better as the support then one of the team fighters. She’s probably the one who will build them a space ship out of junk and act as their pilot, but leave the combat to the other gems.

          As for Lapis; that’s a whole different story. Lapis at this point is pretty clearly meant to be a depressed character. Depression is rough and sometimes you don’t get over it. You learn to live with it and make the most out of it. Heck in a way its kinda great that the reaction people have towards her is probably what the writers want since that’s the general response that people with Depression tend to receive from those who don’t, and when eventually she just outright says it it’ll probably be a great moment for her character.

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I want her to say it already…. there are just a few too many moments when things they did with Lapis just felt wrong

          • Ultron

            I feel like you can be depressed though and still be allowed to contribute. My problem isn’t that she chooses not to help them, but that they don’t ask her at all. And Peridot isn’t much of a fighter, but she’s thrown down before when she had her mech suit. Maybe give her some new tech..

          • MelloMori

            I see what your saying, but again Lapis isn’t really well suited for combat. Again she’ really only effective around water, which pretty much makes her useless in most fights, and even then it could be that the writers feel like making her fight could give her PTSD or something given Jasper pretty much called her a monster in terms of raw power. That’s the kind of thing that people don’t get over easily. And I do think that she’s slowly getting better. Like with room for Ruby its clear that shes slowly starting to recover and she is trying her best. Its just that she needs to take baby steps. And even then it might have been that they would have asked her for help, but figured that she was better left helping Peri with something(Like I said they did seem to mention that they had a drop ship at the end of the episode, so maybe Lapis is helping with the heavy lifting while Peri builds it?)

            As for Peri; yeah she might be effective in that sense, but like I said it’s just not her ideal role. She’s a support member and she’s not super effective in combat. Even her mech suit was easily taken down by the crystal gems when they got serious. And without it she’s pretty much a liability.

            But going to the original point, it could just be that Greg saw the gems holding a space ship from flying off into space for minutes and rushed over and simply forced himself into the team when he heard steven was gone. Greg’s a pretty great dad and he’d probably be the first one to take up arms if someone took Steven away.

          • Ultron

            I know..it’s just annoying they don’t do anything of value ever. I guess we’ll see about the ship

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      I do wonder that… but the rest of the episode was good at least

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

    Even though I still find her design hideous I’d trade the Big Thicc Lego Bricks (Topaz) for Lapis and Peri any day, tbh at this point they feel pointless and Lars of all people got a star (somewhat) before Peri even tho there were plenty of opportunities for her to get it.

    Also Lapis either needs to express she doesn’t like the CGs better or just suck it up and admit she’s one of them

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I’m sorry I’m still weirded about by flourite…

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’m not, i see her as wise and compassionate
      it’s kinda like those demigods or super beings from an anime movie that dispense wise caring wisdom

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      What’s not to love about the Granny Caterpillar Orgy?

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        It just feels awkward about where she’s placed….
        This is coming from someone who had some issues in the past, so this is kinda biased

        The off colors are outcasts cause they’re defective right? Well I’m pretty sure Flourite CHOSE to be “defective”… and I guess I can’t really look past that… you have all these gems who live their entire life as outcasts for something they couldn’t control and then Flourite just decides to be like that

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          I mean it’s the same with Rhodonite? A make a wish kid who got to watch the episodes with Rebecca said she’s a Pearl/Ruby fusion and her dialogue in episode make it clear it’s her choice

          I just hate her design and how long she takes to speak, it’s annoying

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Oh, that too…that made me want to put a bullet through my head… all I see is fucking wiggler from mario having a gemsona
            I guess i didn’t notice that from Rhondonite

    • Ultron

      I kinda like her, but I also want to see her unfused. She was a bit absolum-y though in appearance

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Same

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      Also her head gem changes shape a lot

      Goes from looking like a Sapphire to a rounded Sapphire shape to a total circle pattern

    • zess

      I’m not. I just hope she has a weird monster mouth like Alexandrite. I really want to see weirder and more alien looking gems.

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Why is she a friggin wiggler

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          It’s a metaphor for how she’s a disturbing polyamory metaphor because she’s also a sweet old woman looking for another gem to ‘fuse’ with 👀

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Yikearoonis

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            WHY IS A ROMANTIC FUSION A SWEET OLD GRANNY

        • EarthenWarrior

          because she’s 6 gems fused together you dummy

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            But of all things a fucking Caterpillar?

          • EarthenWarrior

            well all those limbs and parts gotta go somewhere

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            But Alexandrite has two legs?

          • zess

            Maybe they were caterpillar like to begin with? she is fused with gems of the same type right?

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Fusions only seem to add up arms and all have a pair of legs regardless of components: Malachite only has six limbs whereas Lapis and Jasper have eight altogether

          • EarthenWarrior

            what about Malachite? she has 6 arms with two gems
            maybe the fusion takes random effects and maybe over time the collective mind alter the form to better suit itself

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            2 arms = the two limbs that every other fusion has regardless of component (typically their legs)

            4 arms = two from Jasper, two from Lapis

          • EarthenWarrior

            what about Smokey Quartz having three arms

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            It’s either due to

            > Steven and Amethyst are that close that their fusion is nearly stable as Garnet, removing a whole arm

            > It’s a by-product of it being a human/gem hybrid

          • EarthenWarrior

            or that gem fusions aren’t defined or required to have appropriate limbs

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Except that with the exception of Garnet, same gem fusions, and Smokey, all three exceptions in their own right they all follow the following formula:

            Fusion Arm Number = Number of component arms (if Garnet is involved, she counts as two pairs rather than four)

            + another pair of limbs, regardless of the amount of legs involved.

            Even Flourite follows this, having five sets of limbs (four arms coming from her different gem components, and two legs)

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            The temple fusion is five, Alexandrite is four, and both are relatively humanoid

            And actually seeing as three of her gems are the same, she’s technically just a four gem fusion (four different gems present, but some are represented more)

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            This

        • zess
          • That part was rad

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Take me back to Season 3 pls

          • Preferably to before Lapis gets stuck in he barn so we can all pretend she’s going to be a good character

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Still entirely confused how that’s beneficial at all… and who’s the one who gives her fire breath

          • zess

            A latent ability from ruby?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I literally forgot about that….
            Still confused why the two mouths

          • zess

            Is I like to think that the more different gems that make up a fusion the more monstrous it becomes.

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            True but it bothers me that it literally serves zero purpose

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Ruby’s thermal abilities and Amethyst’s flame whip?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Oh yeaaaaaah..

          • EarthenWarrior

            not yet she used her flame whip episodes later
            it’s probably just a conglomeration of abilities

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Amethyst used it way before in the episode where she shows Steven the kindergarten, which was like Season 1?

  • Do you ever watch something that just changes you as a person? Something that causes you to be a different person from when you started watching.

    Because the Car Boys finale just did that to me. I will never be the same

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      I can’t hear bees without wondering if they’re asking me if I like jazz ever since I watched Bee Movie with a teacher

      • A god of evil and destruction was trapped… a hero was freed, and in the finale, they leave the universe in a multi-dimensional suicide mission to contain an eldritch horror and save Yoshi’s Wooly World as well as every other universe.

        Goodnight boys… may your dreams be soft

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

    Lol I was looking at old OC ideas and stuff and I want to d i e

    Any of you guys got any cringey creations (even just drawings, writings, etc) that make you vomit?

    • EarthenWarrior

      nupe i just make horrific creations
      http://i.imgur.com/crIse6P.jpg

      • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

        I… Won’t even begin to ask

        • EarthenWarrior

          C’thok: Vanquisher of Minds

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            What the C’fuck?

          • EarthenWarrior

            a abyssal horror that resides in a sunken palace, it’s goal is to spread its influence and absorb the nightmares and fears from every living being

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            So basically uneducated Americans, minus the sunken palace?

          • EarthenWarrior

            no…? just my take on lovecraftian horrors
            just a hellbeast that wants to absorb the psychic energy brought forth from people suffering fear and insanity

          • zess

            Have you seen the movie “The Void” if not you should check it out I think you would like it.

  • MelloMori

    Important update! For those of you who saw the rumored SSB 4 port for the switch; its been confirmed a fake. No reasons to get your hopes up yet,

    • Ultron

      Who confirmed it as fake? The 3DS stages updated were pretty convincing.

      • MelloMori

        Gamexplain over twitter just did a few minutes ago. They’ll probably have a video on it shortly.

        • Ultron

          Even if it is, I’d say it’s highly likely a port is coming.

          • MelloMori

            Ehh, its 50/50. On one hand it would make some good early money for the switch if they could. On the other hand Sakuari’s said he wants every console to have its own individual Smash Bros(I’m fairly certain of this at least.)

          • Ultron

            You could do both though.

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    Y’know how people were saying Lars and Steven were gonna fuse?
    What if Lars fuses.. but not with Steven… but with Flourite..
    Yep.. that’s a disturbing mental image

    • Ultron

      I can picture the Rule 34 pics now

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Yeah….

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’d stop thinking of it, you’re clearly obsessed

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        It’s too horrifying to forget

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      Thankfully, Lars is still likely too organic to fuse with gems

      Keep pinkboi away from pedopillar tyvm

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Agreed
        Tbh I love what they did with Lars :3

      • MY BOI

        • I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS YOUUU

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            TIS I THE FAIRIEST GUY

          • YEEEE

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            EEEEY

    • Ultron

      What if Flourite is actually evil and really she just absorbs other gems to become more powerful..

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I kinda wonder what Peridot fusions would look like

    • EarthenWarrior

      short quirky and nerdy

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        But glorious

        • MelloMori

          And let us not forget lovable.

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Yes, yes indeed

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    If Para…… whatever the hell her name is, fused with a normal Sapphire, what would happen

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      Either:

      They’d form a colour mixed version

      Or

      If Padparadscha counts a as a different gem cut, they’ll form a new gem. Like how a Ruby and a Sapphire (only differences in them irl is their colour and what causes it)

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        I’d love to know which, it would be pretty cool

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Look at my name when you need to remember it

  • Armaggedon16

    I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t like su.. wherever i go people are talking about it ._.

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      It’s away on hiatus again so you don’t have to suffer long XD

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Yayyyyyyyyy….

  • Like seriously everyone needs to watch this series. I never expected this to get so amazing. Oh my god

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

    If you could remove one of each of the following from the game, which would it be?

    Ability:
    Type:
    Move:
    Pokemon:

    • EarthenWarrior

      Prankster
      Fairy
      Will-o-wisp
      Too many to list

      • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

        At least there isn’t a Fairy type with prankster Will-o-Wisp

        • Not yet

        • EarthenWarrior

          No but that fucking Gremlin does it

    • Sturdy
      Ground
      Rollout
      Jigglypuff

      • EarthenWarrior

        T_T just all my favorites minus Jigglesploof

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          Earthen confirmed to hate Jigglespoof and love Jigglypuff

        • JIGGLESPLOOF IM DYING

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s what I always called it whenever I play Smash

    • Slow Start
      Ground or Rock
      Dragon Rage
      Volcanion

    • zess

      Pressure
      Fairy
      Explosion
      Stunfisk

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      Ability: Psychic Surge
      Type: Rock
      Move: Spore
      Pokemon: Incineroar

      • How’d I know you’d say that (for Pokemon)?

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          Because deep down you know it’s shit

          • It’s still one of my favorites.

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            *the shit

          • lol

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I mean…. funny story.. I actually gave it too much credit … I thought it would be high tier NU….
            It’s bottom NU

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Kk

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            It’s trash :3

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            If we’re judging Pokemon purely off of competitive value then Masquerain is a pile of shit whereas Tapu Lele is the great ruler goddess of our people

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Off design it’s still shit
            Nice and screwed up proportions

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            It’s called artistic exaggeration and it’s not even that bad tbh. Hands worst part of the design? Yes. Makes it iredeemable trash? Only in the eyes of peasants and Primarina fanboy/girls

            At least it actually looks its type 👀

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Interesting call out to prim fans though

          • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

            Prim is queen

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            But you said only in their eyes

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      Ability: Emergency Exit
      Type: Rock (merge into Ground)
      Move: Fake Out
      Pokemon: Decidueye Blaziken

      • Ya know the thing with removing a Pokémon is that there will always be people upset that love that Pokémon..

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          Tru tru

      • EarthenWarrior

        T_T why am I not surprised that the majority of the type to off is rock or ground….

        • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

          Most expendable types, you could literally collapse one into the other and it would make sense even if they’re split to balance the type table

        • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

          Nope I’d oft Dragon way before Rock

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Why Blaze?

      • Oh damn

    • The Padparadscha Kurusu!

      Hmm
      Ability: Emergency Exit
      Type: Dragon (change it to fit all mythic beings instead of just dragons)
      Move: Luster Purge (Didn’t know it existed till a year ago its so useless
      Pokemon: Ferrothorn or Wormadam and if Mega’s apply M-Ray

    • Ultron

      Ability: Truant
      Type: Fighting/Rock/Grass
      Move: Frustration. So stupid and pointless
      Pokemon: Qwilfish

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        But we need grass for Decidueye and Gourgeist, think this through

        • Ultron

          I just think it should be rebranded. “Grass” really doesn’t make sense. Should be plant or something. Also it should lose its weakness to flying. It doesn’t make sense..What, do birds eat grass? Stupid reasoning

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I love this concept
            And yes, buff teh grasses

      • Why Fighting?

        • Ultron

          When you think about it, does it really need its own category? Any being is capable of being aggressive and fighting. I think getting rid of it and replacing it with something better would open up for possibilities of better designs.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Normalize- bet you don’t even know what Pokemon have it
      Rock- just merge with ground or something
      So many.
      Celesteela- No thankd

      • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

        Delcatty for the first one :3

        Its only niche is paralysing Ground types lol it’s a trash ability I agree

  • I’m having an extesential crisis right now from a series that started with a couple of boys playing with cars

    • EarthenWarrior

      Down a shot of gasoline and punch yourself in the face and you’ll be fine in the morning

      • No I.. just want to stay like this

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

    Night all, phones away to die

    Primarina > Incineroar > Decidueye, Rock is just a cheap tactic to make small type tables bigger, magical swords can’t shatter carbon lattices that contains inclusions which result in a pink colouring

    Peace

    • Welcome back fam

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      I forgot how wrong your starter opinions are
      I agree with the rock part tho

    • Ultron

      Trash = Greninja = Delphox = Chesnaught

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        This

        • Ultron

          Good thing these starters are at least better than Gen 6’s. Decidueye kinda carries the team tho

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Easily
            Though Prim is no slouch either

          • Ultron

            Primarina at least knows what it wants to be, unlike Delphox and Greninja

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Or the nonexistent fire starter of gen 7

          • Ultron

            Incineroar is just the aborted sibling of emboar, infernape, and blaziken who thought it could be edgy by being dark instead of fighting

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Why are you being so nice to Incineroar? You gotta go harder on it!

          • Don’t word it like that.

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Why not? It’s literally a walking buff fursuit

    • zess

      Good night.

  • Joining a fandom when the show is over is so bitter

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright wish me luck, time to draw Nature’s Dark side
    Toxigeddon

  • EarthenWarrior

    In legends long forgotten in the vastness of the Eyanu region, there was the most holiest of areas “The Eyanu Spirit Grounds” the ancestral location where legend states the entirety of the Eyanu region was born from a single seed left by a great Pokemon Gaiasis. Thousands of years ago foolish humans abused and took the land for granted. In their most vilest of crimes they tainted the spirit grounds with filth, their carelessness and dishonor for nature corrupted this most spiritual location and it erupted with anger, the lush greenery and pristine ponds blackened with upset and the land itself rose to life as a monster, the beast spewed vile smoke from its back and every living plant withered away from the dark fumes, its muck soaked body sullied the soil rendering it barren and devoid of life, it was mindless and feral it was consumed with hatred and blind anger its only goal seemed to yield waton and destruction, it raged and destroyed nearly everything until a mighty clash with the Guardian Gaiasis, the battle lasted long and Gaiasis was gravely wounded in its final breath it unleashed its full power destroying the beast and itself, from its death a single seed remained and restored the life force that was squandered.
    This is the beast born from filth and pollution
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/18388e052f78f62c741a2884c313af368e30d5d1ead5281955bad1b2ab73de51.jpg

    • MenacingCascoon

      Since this is a good time can you enlighten me on the logic Mr. Logic of some Pokemon like this for an example. How can it just be ‘born’ from non living things. That doesn’t make any sense. Its not just you. Magmar was literally born from lava and I don’t get it

      • EarthenWarrior

        spirit grounds duh, its loaded with the essence of life and this life essence was corrupted by filth and pollution

        • MenacingCascoon

          What about other Pokemon like magmar?

          • EarthenWarrior

            are you just doing this to bust my balls over non-trivial matters?
            it never states Mamgar is born from the lava just that it was born near one, it could be reminiscent to Hyperthermophiles which are organisms (mostly bacteria) that thrive in super-heated areas so it couldn’t be that uncommon that strains of budding sea life found its way into underwater magma vents and just went through there

          • MenacingCascoon

            Hm no I’m just remembering something from reading the background on your fanmon.

          • EarthenWarrior

            what?

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          And Spirit grounds hold more logic than psychic pancakes

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T why you doing this to me
            can’t i write a freaking legend story without some hecklers

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I’m doing it cause you do it to everyone else ;3
            Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back Honey buns

          • EarthenWarrior

            well mine’s pretty solid
            a holy site filled with tons of life energy due to the seed left by Gaiasis and humans tainted it with pollution
            this corrupted the life force and caused it to go nuts and formed this abomination

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            So basically the story is how Gaiasis has to fight and murder its own corrupted dinosaur baby?

          • EarthenWarrior

            More like the careless of humans came and bit them in the ass as a lesson not to trifle with nature’s wealth
            but now the leader of Team Quake wants to recreate this horrid monster by polluting the spiritual spot once again with stronger more dangerous substances

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I see
            But technically I’m still right :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            look at all the fucks i’m giving
            point is
            Gaiasis had to freaking kill itself as a last resort to vanquish the beast (which wan’t officially known as Toxigeddon yet, Ilko gives the updated form the name) and that sacrifice was the wake up call to treat nature right and what it gives

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            (except this is mankind and in reality they’d ignore the call)
            But it’s pretty cool
            I forgot, what does the other thingy look like

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gaiasis?
            http://i.imgur.com/fNUuo8O.jpg?1
            big ass bird with petal feathers

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Huh

          • EarthenWarrior
          • I’m Dead Inside…

            A thingy

          • EarthenWarrior

            a bird of paradise flower

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Boid

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever their abilities are
            Smog Zone and Tranquility
            Smog Zone is a weather effect that considers every pokemon of the field as poisoned (so moves like facade will be boosted or venoshock or venom drench) and abilities like Toxic Boost and Poison Heal will take effect but they still can be afflicted with a status like sleep or burned

            Tranquility Heals all pokemon by 25% and cancels the use of status effects when entering the field (including the opponents)

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Oh god

          • EarthenWarrior

            Imagine Toxigeddon with a Gliscor holding leftovers

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            STOP NOW
            I thought you loved balance

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s true i am a Libra after all but i love seeing you freak out

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            #earthenishippocriteconfirmed

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh piss off, i chose abilities unique to its character
            and what better way then enveloping the battlefield with rancid smog or euphoria

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I can do better
            “enveloping the battlefield with rancid smog or euphoria” in a balanced way

          • EarthenWarrior

            then do it

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Nerf the heal to 15 percent
            The toxic can’t stack with other statuses

          • EarthenWarrior

            20
            and i want statuses to stack, this thing is a dangerous beast and i want it to cause trouble

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Than it’s busted

          • EarthenWarrior

            So is Mega Rayquaza

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            But you like balance?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do but this is a freaking legend and how balanced are they
            just let it stand for now, all it is if basically a passive status effect

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Nice broken mons

          • EarthenWarrior

            this is not up for debate
            its a smog spewing beast of corruption, anything near it will be engulfed in toxic fumes

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Busted

          • Maybe it could release pheromones that makes Pokemon unable to attack for a bit.

          • EarthenWarrior

            meh i still like these
            i mean Yeah Smog Zone is a issue but its frail and holds plenty of weaknesses, and plenty of legends have annoying abilities

            and Gaiasis just heals everyone and stops status effects from working which isn’t super bad

          • Oh, really?I’m a Libra too.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Just wondering is disqus being extra slow for you guys? First it stopped loading on my laptop, now its barely loading my phone. Send help!

    • MenacingCascoon

      And while you’re on your way bring glasses because my Pokemon can’t see for crap!! (Literally every other Pokemon in battle tower has bright powder or double team)

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        My life

    • I thought it was just the fact that my Chromebook is crap and that was why it was lagging for me.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Hey i have a Chromebook too and it’s lagging like heck. I can’t even use disqus because its that bad. Good to know I’m not the only one.

    • Yeah it’s weird

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    And so we dance like glorious butterflies!!!!
    *Ryan used Quiver Dance*

    • EarthenWarrior

      your name is Ryan?

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        How many times have you traded with me Ian?

        • EarthenWarrior

          how familiar are you with my mental state

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Very

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    Earthen’s favorite ultra beast
    FEHromosa

    • MenacingCascoon

      Why don’t you two just get a room already?

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        I’m already rooming with someone
        (Plus I’m never missing out on the chance for a pun)

      • ShinyXatu

        Earthen and I’m Dead Inside sitting in a tree, P-L-A-Y-I-N-G Pokémon.

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          Please call me Seraph, I prefer being called by that

          • Then change your name back to Seraph, man.

          • ShinyXatu

            Then make that your name 😉

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I will once this week is over and I stop being dead

          • EarthenWarrior

            Then change your username you spaz

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Gimme till the end of this week, the name fits till than

          • EarthenWarrior

            then we’ll call you I.D.I
            Eyedeeaye

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I’ll take it for now

        • A-R-G-U-I-N-G

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Alex I swear to god, you are in ZERO position to be calling me out on that

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I mean, considering you and Sammy? ;4

        • MenacingCascoon

          First comes battle
          Then comes catch
          Then Comes both of them with annoyingly common prattle

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            It keeps the fourm alive, stop bullying me mate

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          Aren’t moderators supposed to be setting examples? I’m being flat out bullied here

    • EarthenWarrior

      WAY too thin
      it’s literally the Lissome pokemon and Earthen don’t do thin

    • Exegutor

      guzzlord is best

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Gabage

  • Sonic Mania is 20$ yesssss

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      GOTTA SELL FAST

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh how hard this titan has fallen…

      • whadda you mean

        • EarthenWarrior

          Sonic hasn’t been good in forever and its gotten so bad they had to resort to using the era that hasn’t been retroactively tainted by their own horrid actions

          • But its being made by these ROM hacking fan game developer guys who actually care about Sonic and know how to make Sonic games

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah its gone so downhill that they can;’t even do it right anymore
            i hope Sanic Farces will be semi-decent

            and i pray that Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is everyone’s priority

  • EarthenWarrior
    • You’re telling me that

      A. Sonic has his own school only for fighting
      B. Sonic has an entire military to fight shadow (well if the Shadow the Edgehog intro sequence song told us anything it was that Shadow IS an army)
      C. Sonic had a draft to get people into this military
      D. Sonic has authority to make his own standing army
      E. Somehow ColdSteel’s ear was the only thing that got even remotely damaged
      F. Fuck you
      G. There are pokemon scammers out there
      H. There are two shades of purple: Gay and cool.
      I. Kevin Robinson is a piece of shit
      J. Hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts is just a wonderful sentence and I want that on my tombstone
      K. He hates niceness but also hates Kevin for doing something that isn’t nice making ColdSteel a huge hypocrite
      L. He hates life and no one has gotten this poor kid some therapy.
      M. Girl is actually spelled “Gurl”
      N. Hedheheg is a newly discovered species similar to a hedgehog.
      O. His nails are on his finger and not like.. on his nose or something

      I love him and I want to be him

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        This is honestly the greatest meme ever created
        And also you forgot to mention how the things he does aren’t “personnel”

        • Isn’t hating his @blood_skull_boi84 kinda personnel?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            it’s not personnel
            Coldsteel himself says it

          • his dad I mean

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I mean….. it’s nothin personnel kid

          • Is he killing kids?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            Nope, because it isn’t perssonnel
            Unless they are “Pokemon scammer fagots”
            Fun fact, this wasn’t even a troll OC or anything

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Ninne inch nails

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID

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    • what was his special power

  • Coldsteel gives me life

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      I knew of this meme years ago
      When I saw Alolan Sandslash and its type, I literally screamed because it’s an Ice/Steel Hedgehog

      • you know what my favorite part is? In between SilverRiolu and StarStorm, I used Coldfire for some stuff. So like… if you set the temperature up way high he turns into me

        • I’m Dead Inside…

          Oh my god

    • EarthenWarrior

      Psssh nothin personnel kid

  • I’m Dead Inside…

    I don’t care that nobody else is a fan, this is one of my favorite gifs
    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/962/342/882.gif

  • So do you think Coldsteel was always evil and edgy or did he have an origin story? Like maybe his power got the best of him and it consumed him

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      Always edgy

  • Watching Cool Games Inc. and this is the best idea ever.
    A dating simulator… but all the characters are the 50 states of America.

    • ALASKA WOULD BE THICC

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dibs on Mississippi

      • Oregon would probably be a cute lesbian stereotype flannel and all

        • EarthenWarrior

          As long as one is chunky and a little bit crazy

          • There are 50 states you can find one.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Hopefully…

          • New York is a rude New Yorker guy who is super busy and hes like super hard to date

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gross,

          • Well we cant just have girls ya know gotta give the gay guys and the straight girls something to enjoy.

            Make Hawaii a super chill surfer dude
            Or maybe Hawaii is like a stressed single mom and each island is one of her children

          • EarthenWarrior

            Okay……….lim gonna go….place…..*Dives into the ground burrowing away*

          • Arceus is aways watching 👀

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      I’ll take the laid back tomboi with a heart of gold please

      • I’m Dead Inside…

        Whatever that would be

        • … I don’t not know much about states. Is Illinois good?

          • I’m Dead Inside…

            I guess?

    • I’m Dead Inside…

      HOLY CRAP THAT CAN MAKE IT BECOME HIGHER IN THE TIERS

  • Exegutor
  • E3 Predictions:
    Someone dabs and it becomes a meme

  • Exegutor

    lopunny is beautiful

  • C H E E R S L O V E T H E C A L V A R Y S H E R E

    https://youtu.be/Ia4ziBah5hc

  • KᑌᑭᑭO
    • MelloMori

      OH Hi Mark.

      • You just a little chicken

        Chiii chi chi chi chiiIiiiIIIIIIiiiiiIiiii

    • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ

      I DID NOT HIT HER

  • Midget Spinner ʕっ. ᴥ. ʔっ
    • YEee

      • Sharondwood

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  • I’m Dead Inside…

    So the full Marvel Vs Capcom infinite roster leaked
    Can somebody please explain to me why the fuck Ant-Man got in over the literal hundreds of other characters people wanted?
    And then they just slap Monster Hunter in it
    YEP
    People didn’t want Deadpool or anything right?

    (Also they confirmed Venom for DLC… .that’s honestly a really fucking cheap move. Like people may wanna play sigma, but he won’t be anyone super popular to play. Venom? Everyone’s gonna wanna play him, considering this roster is like under 30 fucking characters

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