New and special stages have been added to Pokémon Shuffle, a free-to-pay 3DS/mobile puzzle game, which feature creatures from the newest Pokémon games: Sun & Moon!

New Alola-themed stages and new Pokémon that hail from the Alola region are now available in Pokémon Shuffle, a free puzzle game available for the Nintendo 3DS family of systems as well as mobile devices.

For a limited time, special stages will provide the chance to get Alola’s first partner Pokémon. Play Litten’s special stage until May 9, Popplio’s special stage from May 9 through May 23, and Rowlet’s special stage from May 23 through June 6 to try to capture these cool Pokémon.

Also, be sure to log in to your game between May 2 and May 30 to get a special gift – Alolan Vulpix will join your collection!

Any Alolan Pokémon that you’re excited to get in Shuffle? Let us know in the comments!

  • EarthenWarrior

    First

    • Shady

      Still too late I have being here while ago.

  • Ultron

    So glad I stopped playing Pokemon Shuffle. The difficulty curve is absolutely ridiculous

    • I wish you could transfer your save data from 3DS to mobile

  • Awesome, looking forward to playing these!

    Really like Pokemon Shuffle.

  • I really like Magearna.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I really dislike Magearna

      • I really disagree

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        I really don’t care

  • MelloMori

    Well its nice to see that the games getting more content for those who like it. Though while I”ll admit the game kind of becomes a bit too difficult for the non-paying player, it is good to see that our gen 7 pokemon are being added in.

    In other News, its International Penguin day. Probably the best Non-holiday there is.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-QWZhYXoAAlDNb.jpg

    • PENGUINS ARE MY FAVORITE

    • EarthenWarrior
    • Pharap

      I never paid once and I’m at stage 340.
      Plus I’ve got 15 diamonds because I don’t spend them.
      It helps that they occaisionally give free gifts of hearts, gems, items etc.

      If you perservere you can go far.

      • MelloMori

        Yes its possible to win without spending a dime, but the later stages do get to a point that they are rigged against the player to encourage you paying money, as most free to play games are.

        • Pharap

          All the more rewarding to succeed without paying.
          I like the difficulty, it’s rare to find such difficulty these days.
          It’s difficult but it’s doable if you just save up coins from completing other stages.

  • Can we get a generation that is nothing but penguin Pokémon?

    • MelloMori

      Id be nice, but there’s not that many species of Penguin’s really. Though we do need more penguin pokemon. We really only have 3-4 of them(Jury’s still out if Delibird’s a penguin in my eyes).

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      Region based on Antarctica

    • EarthenWarrior

      Pinguin
      Ice/Water
      The teetering Pkm
      Bowl Over: Evasiveness increases the lower the HP (they increase by 25% reductions like 75-51% one stage, 50-26 two stages and 25-1% three stages)

      It is a very tall navy blue cylindrical avian Pokemon with a skinny neck and a round head, it has short webbed feet at the very bottom of their flat bottoms and long flippers they keep close to to their sides, a tall oval shaped stomach pattern with two red stripes on its neck, it’s eyes are beady and unfocused and a short white beak, and finally three dots on the top of the head
      “Clusters of ten bunch up on icy floes to socialize, their strong feet allow them to grip icy surfaces, even the strongest of blows cannot knock them down”

      They have stupidly high HP and decent defenses, but their true strength is actually touching them to knock them out before they whittle you down first

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I like this

  • Shady

    Sorry Pokémon Shuffle but I like Pokémon Duel more.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Duel is gr8

      • Shady

        Yeah the problem with shuffle it depend on FB friends that kind sucks.

        Duel is more good to brain too.

        • Pharap

          The free 3DS version doesn’t need any friends.

          • Shady

            Yeah but I don’t have 3DS.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            that’s terrible because i have a 3DS and a 2DS

          • Shady

            3DS not suitable for kids so give it to me ……2DS is more than enough for u.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            shut up man i want them both and i will never give you my 3DS

          • Shady

            I was joking elite ……oh kids these days.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ehh whatever i have a Dsi XL too

          • Shady

            Punk

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yep i’m a punk

          • Pharap
          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            YA BOIII

          • Pharap

            How on earth do you play ORAS or SM?

          • Shady

            It’s simple I didn’t play it yet.

  • I hope the Lycanrocks get buffed. They’ve been growing on me again especially Midnight. Like.. a werewolf Pokémon? Freaking rad

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Should’ve made Midnight Rock/Dark or Rock/Fighting

      ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Rock fighting for sho

      • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

        Rock/Fighting doesn’t really fit it.

        Rock/Dark it’s better

    • Shady

      I freaking love it but he still good with No Guard ability.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Buffs are needed

  • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง
    • What a treeat

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        Wellcom

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Glorious

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      It became tired of being a Pokemon so it became a Ba’al instead

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        Ultra Beasts are p. much just Pokemon Ba’al 👀

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY
  • Decided to give my Alolan forms some abilities

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12ac24af124e2a114e6e6d7f657ce9ce33670ae14f5a8e50224cdd5125f80e82.png

    Rock/Fire
    Ability: Evaporation : When hit by water type attacks, the water evaporates into smoke lowering the uset’s Sp.Def

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Eeeyyy
      (Wait, this prevents damage right?)

      • EarthenWarrior

        I mean it would at least need direct contact
        Unless the ability was called Superheat where water attacks have a chance to fail

        No amount of bullshit abilities save a Pokemon completely

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Parental Bond

          • EarthenWarrior

            That doesn’t protect them, and at least they nerfed it
            What they should’ve done from the start is that the second attack doesn’t activate secondary effects

    • TGSChu

      Are these Alolan forms of Boldore and Gigalith? Where’s Alolan Roggenrola?

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    well i guess that alolmons are here i guess

  • Pharap

    If alolan Golem didn’t have that awful beard and the stubby arms I’d definitely use it.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      he might have a tiny beard but has no hand nubs

    • EarthenWarrior

      If Alolan Golem didn’t exist I’d use it

  • Pharap
    • Ultron

      I don’t understand what’s going on with it underneath the skirt.

      • Pharap

        I dunno, I didn’t draw it 😛

        I think it’s one foor on the floor and one raised up, and the white ring and black bit are part of the ‘dress’.

        • Ultron

          Why are the feet shaped so ridiculously..it looks like a tail with a bow on it.

          • Pharap

            Probably supposed to look like a glass slipper with a bow on it.

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      Is it me or this Mega looks more masculine than the original

    • I LOVE IT

      • Pharap

        The bait worked.
        In the end that is all that mattered.

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    In my fakemon games there’s a new class of pokemon: Tale Pokemon. They aren’t exactly legendary but there is only one of each “species”. There are 4 of them (in this games) and three are owned by characters and you can catch the last one. They are based on slavic tales and legends that affect current culture in slavic countries. Here is some information about three of them (I’m still working on the last one):

    Cragonfur (Cracow (a Polish city) + Dragon + Sulfur)
    Dragon/Fire
    Owned by the leader of Team Spring in the Summer version
    Based on the legend of the Dragon that terrorized Cracow and was killed by stuffing a sheep it was going to eat with Sulfur.

    Birdocklisk (Bird + Rock + Basilisk)
    Rock/Flying
    Owned by the leader of Team Autumn in the Winter version
    Based on the legend of the Basilisk you can know from Harry Potter. If you don’t know Basilisk is, It’s a bird-like monster that can turn you into stone by looking at you (like Medusa).

    Badlicho (Bad Luck + Licho)
    Dark/Ghost
    Owned by the Elite Four Tatiana (a Dark type specialist).
    Based on the Licho, a demon bringing horrible bad luck that looks like an old woman with one eye.

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      The Dragon and the Basilisk legends have cool modernized versions:
      https://youtu.be/1J_Y12RqeLM
      https://youtu.be/qS2xTGLCu-M
      (Turn english subtitles on)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Isn’t the second a cockarice?
      Cockatrice are the ones that turn you to stone while Basalisks just kill you by looking at ya

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        Cockatrices don’t turn you to stone, they kill with a look. Same with basilisks.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Yes they do
          Cockarice turn their victims to stone with their gaze while Basalisks can kill you with its gaze

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            They don’t bub, at least not in the original myth

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dude tell me where Cockarice’s don’t turn their victims to stone

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            The Wikipedia page for one, which isn’t the most reliable but it’d usually at least be a foot note

          • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

            They do. At least one of them is Slavic and I’m from Poland so I think I know better. We learned about this story in Primary school.

          • Pharap

            The story of the Basilisk dates to 79AD in Greece, it’s not a Slavic thing, most European countries have a variation of the story.
            The Cockatrice is joint French-English and has its roots in Latin.

            The history is so muddy that the two are effectively one.
            The only difference anyone can seem to agree on is that Basilisks don’t have wings, but even that’s not defninite.

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            All English speaking sources I can find say ‘kill’, not ‘turn to stone’. What you’ve learned are either adaptions or a similar myth bundled together with other culture’s interpretations of it

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        I don’t know, in Polish the word “Bazyliszek” describes the one that turns into stone, I thought Basilisk is the same.

        • EarthenWarrior

          They are extremely similar but it’s cockarice stone Basalisk death

      • Pharap

        They’re effectively the same thing, but Cockatrice evolved from the Latin name and Basilisk from the Greek.

        • EarthenWarrior

          But they’re still two different creatures

          • Pharap

            They may have been once, but the path of history muddied the waters to the point nobody can tell the difference anymore. The only difference that seems to have a standing in history is that Basilisks didn’t have wings but Cockatrices did.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oohhh!

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      coolio ideas

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Help I’m surrounded by kids taking drugs in the bathroom

    • Pharap

      Get out the bathroom.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I wanna

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Walk away

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        They already left

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      JUST DO IT

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      ESCAPE ESCAPE ALT DELETE

      But are they surrounding you with brute Force?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Nope, they’re just here and it’s smoky
        They all just left tho…

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay well at least they didn’t say here have some of this good shit

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            They offered it, I said nope

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            O.O okay well at least they didn’t keep trying after that

        • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

          Smoky? Wouldn’t that just be weed then? Could be worse tbh

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            They were smoking something, I dunno what
            Fun for asthmatics like myself

        • Pharap

          Don’t breathe the fumes.
          Identify, remember, report.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            mmmhmmm just breath as little as possible

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Not reporting cause they’d find out and probs kill me

          • Pharap

            Someone’s gotta take a stand against it or it will continue forevermore.

          • Shady

            U shouldn’t be afraid afraid of some little kids …….come on end these pathetic humanz.

        • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

          They couldn’t just wait until school ends? lol

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Nope XD

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bust their asses, ruin their days

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I wish i could

        • EarthenWarrior

          Stop being a wuss and nark on them

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yep and make it rain the pain

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I would if I didn’t have honor society to worry about… I’m not allowed to fight back if they come at me

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well if they hurt you in anyway they tie their own nooses

          • Pharap

            Erm… forgive my naivity but doesn’t being a member of the ‘honour’ society mean you should be ‘honest’ about things?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It does but they’d find out and beat the shit out of me

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ANd I’m not allowed to fight back

          • Pharap

            How are they going to know it was you? If they’re that lax about doing it you can’t be the only one who has seen them.

            Maybe they do it regularly and you could find out what time they do it and pass an anonymous note to a teacher.

          • EarthenWarrior

            That is the biggest load of ass I’ve ever seen
            If some punks are using drugs on school/business grounds it should be reported ASAP, and if they beat the shit out of you then that gets them in more trouble

        • Pharap

          Ask for anonymity.

    • Ultron

      Save some for me

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        mhmm me too 😉

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine
      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yesh XD

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    OKAY I GOT OUT AND I’M ALIVE

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Praise Helix

    • TheMonster6893

      What kind of drugs were they using?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Some smokeable thingy

        • TheMonster6893

          Prolly just weed then…unless it looked like a crack pipe lol If it was weed then you were probably safer then you thought you were. Stoner typically aren’t very violent hahahaha

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah they normally aren’t

          • TheMonster6893

            As long as you don’t get in there way of toking up hahaha

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeahh truu

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            XD I suppose

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)
  • Blitzin’ Arcanine

    Holy shit I’ve got the best nickname for the rival in my Red/Blue story

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      What is it?

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yeah what???

        • Blitzin’ Arcanine

          Tynicox

          You’ll get it when you say it

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            -.- wow you are SO funny

          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            I kinda suck at puns and jokes…. ._.

    • Pharap

      “Rival”

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        “dumbass”??

    • EarthenWarrior

      Squinky

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        dinkles??

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Dildo salad!

      • Blitzin’ Arcanine

        Shit this one’s good too XD

    • Pharap

      Ironically ‘blitzing’ has its root in the German word for ‘lightning’, which implies electricity rather than fire.

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Mono Bug Is so good

    • Said no one ever before gen 6

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        True

      • Ultron

        Before gen 5*

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Mainly cause Pinsir, Buzzwole, Volc, Araq are god tier

      • EarthenWarrior

        Now make a team without them

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I can do without Swole but not Araq

    • EarthenWarrior

      Feh its soooooo cut and paste
      Forretress/Shuckle
      Galvantula
      Scizor
      Pinsir
      Volcarona/Yanmega
      Now it’s even more annoying with Araquanid and Buzzwole

      • Pharap

        No Heracross?

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          i guess not

        • EarthenWarrior

          I was gonna add that but I haven’t been seeing them lately

          • Pharap

            Probably because Buzzwole is newer and meme-ier, so all the edge-kids have latched onto it.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Damn it, I had this mono bug replay where I totally won because the guy didn’t expect my Excadrill to run Aerial Ace when it was down to Excadrill and Buzzwole

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Araq is goooodddd
        I LOVE HIM

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      While half of the bug types are kinda lame the other half is pure awesomeness

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Exact

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    wait……where’s kurusu is he dead???

    • Well he’s probably at school so…. yes?

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        awww man but i wanted to talk to them

    • Pharap

      If he’s dead, the Kurusu species is extinct because he was the last one.

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    OH GOD THIS CHILI IS HURTING MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW

    • EarthenWarrior

      Take it like a man

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        but i don’t want to

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bored….I’ve had so little work to do and there’s on and off torrential downpour keeping customers away I’ve just been hiding in the bathroom half the day

    Somebody say or do something to chew up the last 45 minutes of my shift

    • Pharap

      My first thought was ‘discuss programming’, but nobody here understands when I start talking about that ; n ;

      So insead: I was considering writing a Pokemon-centric story and basing the characters all on people from PJ.
      Please talk me out of this, it’s a horrible idea.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Just do it, everyone likes a good ego boost

      • Ithsme?

        Hey, I’m always here if you wanna discuss programming. Though I know very little, programming is fun.

        Give me a shiny decidueye in your pokejungle fanfic lol

  • Pharap

    Regular reminder that Gengar can no longer Levitate and Gale Wings was completely nerfed.

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      Dark Void got nerfed the worst tbh

      • MelloMori

        It was a necessary nerf though, so it can’t be hated that much.

        • temporario23

          Not really. They should have applied the restriction of only Darkrai being able to use it and stop there. Lowering the accuracy was stupid. Darkrai isn’t allowed in tournaments so it wouldn’t affect the main events. The move is completely useless now. Might as well erase it from the game.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Who cares

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      but i think that gale wings could have something more than just 100% health is when it activates

    • EarthenWarrior

      That was one of the few good things to come out of this gen
      Now if they got rid of Levitate on Wash Rotom I would be so happy

    • Shady

      Dark Void and Gengar get nerfed …….this is hurt my heart.

    • Daedardus

      Didn’t it show that GF is out of the loop with the competitive scene? I mean, there was a problem with M-Gengar who couldn’t levitate so they responded with… removing levitate from normal Gengar?

      • Pharap

        It shows their programmers like the easy option 😛

    • temporario23

      That Gale wings nerf was dumb as fuck.

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    ohh wow i guess everybody is gone

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Nah just finished dinner so I’m here

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY
    • EarthenWarrior

      it should’ve been 3 seconds long and have the word “INCONCLUSIVE” in flashing red buzzers

    • Why

    • Ithsme?

      Oh boy…

    • InfinityD4

      Apparently he’s a Decent Enough Dude, but his “Game Theories” are more Conspiracy Theories… and didn’t he start a YT Red show that’s Basically Rooster Teeth’s Immersion?

  • EarthenWarrior

    still quiet?

  • Daedardus

    $400 jeans with fake mud on them to show you’re not afraid of getting dirty. Who is this shit targeted at?

    http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      hobos or hillbilly wannabes

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Why fake mud?

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      My gosh do they look awful

    • Ultron

      They had to replace Ivanka Trump’s line with something of similar quality

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Hmm making a Shiriken weilding tree (Its based on Star fruit) what should its second type be? (Its already Grass)

    • Get off Kurusu!

      No seriously Fairy? Psychic? Dark? Just Grass? Poison?

      • Ultron

        Dark probably

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Yeah it is called Shuritree (Shiriken+Tree) and its pre-evo should just stay Grass its called Celestling (Celestial(as in star)+Sapling)

          • Ultron

            Shuritree reminds me of Xurkitree. What about Carambukin? Or Shurikola/Shuribola? Another name for starfruit is carambola

          • Get off Kurusu!

            How about Cariaken?

      • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

        Steel

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Hmm makes sense for being throwing Stars that are made of Star fruit

          • Ultron

            I feel like it wouldn’t make sense though unless the star fruit were actually steel somehow.

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Hmm true this is a tough choice

          • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

            The star fruit being steel isn’t that farfetched, this is Pokemon after all

          • Ultron

            Yeah, although I kinda like the idea of it just picking fruit off its branches and throwing them like stars

  • Ithsme?

    I miss real news. Every week or so last year we would get either
    A) New information
    Or
    B) an announcment of the date of the announcment of new information

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Or Rumors I wish we had them back

      • Ithsme?

        Oh yeah, those were awesome. Especially the riddler.

    • Awesome Waffles

      This always happens after the games get released. The buzz wears off and with no new or rumors to keep it going, PokeJungle goes into hibernation.

      I remember it happening with B&W then B2&W2 then X&Y…

  • Shady

    I want to get stronger I will leech the whole life!!!! http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1493144169368.gif

  • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO
    • Get off Kurusu!

      Yes should’ve happened

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah and i have a drawing of a rowlet evo before this came out

    • Ultron

      Still pretty convincing

    • Ithsme?

      Oh yes. I stayed up late to speculate on nothing with you all.

  • Blitzin’ Arcanine

    What was everyone’s favorite rumor news last year about SM?

    • EarthenWarrior

      if by favorite you mean the part they said that there would be a Ground/Fighting Monkey and it turned out to be a UTTER PIECE OF SHIT

      • TheMonster6893

        Technically half of that was true. We did get a fighting type primate. lol

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          It sucked

          • TheMonster6893

            I actually really like Passimian. I may even use it in whatever game comes out next given it doesn’t get bumped by Bewear lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            OH SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP
            I GOTTA WAIT FOR GEN 8 FOR ANOTHER CHANCE FOR A LEGITIMATE GROUND/FIGHTING TYPE IF I’M LUCKY

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Ground/Fighting type is released
            Farfetch’d level stats
            Does not evolve

          • EarthenWarrior

            yep just what i thought, they’re just gonna screw me over

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean you never know, I got the two types I wanted this gen

          • EarthenWarrior

            *raises eyebrow*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Water Bug that wasn’t Surskit (I got two ones I love)
            And a ghost/fighting type

          • TheMonster6893

            Yeah because GF has a goal just to screw you over. That’s what it’s always been about. They go to work every day and try to come up with ideas that will completely piss you off. They spend every waking moment of each of their lives thinking “How can I make that EarthenWarrior guy on PokeJungle as mad as possible?” yup that’s how it goes………lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            well look at all the convincing evidence

          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            That would be awful

    • Ultron

      Split evos for the starters…

    • Either the Rainbow Greninja one or the Rockruff evos

  • ShinyXatu

    So Nintendo announced a Splatoon 2 Tournament for E3 2017 today! I’d say there’s a good chance we’ll hear their full E3 plans on Thursday to coincide with their huge earnings report (expect to be amazed by that). Remember, the April meeting last year was where they announced that Zelda and NX would be released in March 2017!

    • TheMonster6893

      Hopefully we’ll get a Pokemon announcement soon. It’s unlikely we’d get an announcement at E3 for Pokemon so it’s most likely got to be May. ORAS was announced out of the blue in May of 2014 so we could be mere weeks away from a big tease. Hopefully they don’t dick around with trailer info like they did with ORAS hahaha

    • Ithsme?

      Sooooo…will it be like the smash tourney from 2014? That was awesome. But the best was the NWC, even though 2015 sucked.

  • Soooooo is Banana guy real?

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Possibly one of the greatest exchanges I’ve ever heard
    Courtesy of 4chan

    “Why is Buzzwole so popular? I thought everyone hated mosquitos.”

    “The ones that drain blood. This one drains gains”

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Strangely this works very well

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        It really does

    • This is beautiful

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      TEH DEINO IS SHO CUTE

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It is, it looks great coming out of a Dusk Ball too.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      i really hate how uninspired Litten’s they should’ve made it grey and whiteish blue to match the rare and extremely beautiful Maltese tiger
      http://www.10zap.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Maltese-Tigers.jpg

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Dont you know the real basis of Litten’s shiny?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I’d have liked that, I got it by accident and decided to keep it.

  • Blitzin’ Arcanine

    So besides Seraph, who else has watched FMA:B

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Fullmetal Alchemist? I read all the Manga and have Brotherhood on DVD, haven’t got round to watching it yet though.

      • Blitzin’ Arcanine

        Once you do, it gets fantastic after the 4th episode.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          if I name my Silvally Nina how many people will I trigger? ;3

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yeah I need to. I hope the DVD’s I have have Japanese audio and good subs.

          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            Even without the subs, it has a pretty damn good dub, which surprised me.

    • I watched the first 2 episodes of the 2000s anime.Honestly,Brotherhood doesn’t interest me.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s closer to the manga, the early one couldn’t wait for the manga so deviated massively from it.

        • I know,but something just draws me away from Brotherhood.I just can’t bring myself to watch it,and I’m honestly more interested in the “original”.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well the manga was way better, would make sense Brotherhood would be too. The animation is better imo too.

  • EarthenWarrior

    so aside from driving my brother to school tomorrow i have the entire house to myself
    so i think i’m gonna dedicate that day to 100%ing Yooka-Laylee

  • Get off Kurusu!
    • EarthenWarrior
      • Get off Kurusu!

        Ok I thought Muk would get yours for Regionals

        • EarthenWarrior

          why? i hate all regionals with a burn passion

          • Get off Kurusu!

            I thought you liked Muk’s or at least tolerated it?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i tolerated it reason why it’s dark but i still am annoyed that this is still allowed, i mean theoretically if fed a diet of product waste this form could be achieved

            same goes for Meowth how anybody could’ve raised to be snobby and prideful

            and the rest are garbage and make me sick especially the fat rodent

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But it’s literally Biggie Cheese

          • EarthenWarrior

            GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I would tolerate it if they bothered writing a decent backstory but the sheerness of this line from its description clearly states they did it just to have it

            “Even Pokémon researchers don’t know why Raichu’s form changed in the Alola region. The people of Alola seem unconcerned by the question. Their guess: maybe it ate too many sweet and fluffy round pancakes!”

            Unconcerned equals lazy sloppy writing

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh by fat rodent I thought you meant the literal fat rodent, raticate

          • EarthenWarrior

            that one bugs me for having Dark type first instead of Normal/Dark
            and again a species that could’ve developed anywhere also WHO THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT RATICATE COULD BE IMPROVED

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It actually could have been
            They decided to keep normal which is an issue
            And they made it fucking slower

          • EarthenWarrior

            and it even has lower attack, seriousness this gen is making mistakes everywhere

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I don’t know why people say that, this gen actually has been a lot better than a good amount of other gens, people are just focusing on the bad… I mean
            The starters (Minus one) are actually pretty competitively viable
            The legends are extremely good
            Monotype and several tiers got new threats who do a lot of varied tasks
            Once you learn to play with the new mons, they’re really good

          • EarthenWarrior

            I DIDN’T GET ANY NEW THREATS I GOT JIPPED
            EVERY TYPE GOT A NEW POKEMON THAT MAKES A DIFFERENT

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Here’s the thing
            EVERYONE is saying all the mons were bad despite a lot of them being good
            Earthen… do not say you got nothing, I get the feeling Mudsdale may get something good with Move tutor

          • EarthenWarrior

            what could it POSSIBLY Get with move tutor
            only Stealth Rocks and that’s it
            no recovery not even freaking Bulk Up it’s a flop, there’s way too many special water and grass types everywhere that shut it down,
            and that’s where it stops

            Pallossand is shit
            and Dutrio is still frail

            face it i got jipped while everyone else got something good

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Dugtrio was only bad cause it didn’t get Arena
            I’m realy salty about Palo too

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s ability could’ve been the holy grail if it negated damage in increased special defense or just both defenses

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Or y’know it had actual special defense

          • EarthenWarrior

            or sand stream so it can totally fucking abuse Shore Up (but then those asshole ghost monos would abuse it and they got plenty to abuse)

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hahahahahaha….. ghost mono’s wouldn’t abuse sand stream at all… it would isolate Palo completely and make him ground mono only
            We have three mons who can actually take sandstorm

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Toge is great

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s the only electrified roadkill that i can tolerate

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’m surprised, it’s actually the most bullshit out of all of them by far…. have you seen what it runs?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t remember if that thing got wish or is that Komala
            but that Zing Zap, Spiky Shield and Fell Stinger

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            They both do… it runs
            Spiky SHield
            Zing Zap
            Fake out
            Encore

          • EarthenWarrior

            and yet the damn thing doesn’t learn Gyro Ball naturally

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            You do realize why this set is horrifying right?

          • EarthenWarrior

            duhhhhhh
            Fake outs the starting line up
            wait to get a low threat physical attack and encore it
            and you get it spaming spiky shield and wish

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Not for wish… for Nuzzle bullshit

          • EarthenWarrior

            riiiight
            i should write up stuff for my pikaclone gnibbiri

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Gnibirri

          • EarthenWarrior

            Computer Mouse that chews wires
            but dang it all Sun and moon coined a few of my designs

            like stufful and bewear being better versions of Stoofy and Mashmellow

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Even if Stoofy is the best name

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Huh

          • EarthenWarrior

            well that’s Mashmellow but stoofy is literally a stuffed ball with rabbit feet a cotton tail and ribbon ears with a cutey bear mouth

            these pokemon are extremely bad at defending themselves since their unscientifically joyful and playful,

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            i see

          • EarthenWarrior

            And as they evolve they prioritize protecting its young and friends above everything else, even if it means giving up their own lives

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah so they are the very rare Supportive Fairy/Fighting type with powerful moves such as
            Helping Hand
            Follow Me
            Wide Guard
            Wish
            and Heal Pulse

      • Shady

        Primal Groudon looks perfect.

        • EarthenWarrior

          i hate it’s in game model its too bright almost looking pink
          it should’ve been a dark bloody red

          • Shady

            I see it like crimson color ……Resurrection symbol.

    • Favorite First Stage Starter?
      Froakie

      Favorite Legendary?
      Solgaleo,Dialga,or Mewtwo

      Favorite Regional Variant?
      Raichu,Exeggutor,or Persian

      Favorite Pikaclone?
      Emolga

      Favorite Pokemon?
      Lucario

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Only you would like Froakie

        • Did you want me to say Litten?Cuz that’s a close second

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            No no, I didn’t
            I just am used to people liking Gren but not Froakie

          • Honestly,I just picked off the top of my head.First thing that came to mind

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I like Froakie too. I have 2 figures of it and one is asleep with a nose bubble XD

    • Ultron
      • EarthenWarrior

        Grrrraghhhhh i should smash them all

        • Ultron

          It’s funny that they’re all “cute” (except Volcarona) because generally I’m more interested in cool looking pokemon.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Earthen don’t do cute
            He uses tough intimidating powerhouses who could break a house apart for fun

          • Ultron

            Pff Togedemaru is up there

          • EarthenWarrior

            well it was that or…… a blank slot
            i do not like electric rodents one little bit

          • Ultron

            Well let’s not forget your affinity for a certain cupcake pokemon

          • EarthenWarrior

            for the record prior to me hating fairies to a bloodsworn devotion, i genuinely liked Swirlix

            and have you seen how i use that thing?

          • Ultron

            It’s still cute and pink

          • EarthenWarrior

            everyone gets one

    • Shady

      I wonder y humans didn’t react to me when I ask these kind of questions?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Personally I didn’t see it, I’ve not been here for a bit.

      • EarthenWarrior

        your face frightens mortals

        • Shady

          This is a good reason.

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        MINUN 😀

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It’s so hard to find a gif without Plusle also in it.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Min is gr8

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I like its shiny best, Pikaclones except it and maybe Dedenne have disappointing shiny forms.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeah

      • Shady

        I like ur taste in pokemon.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Thanks. Which do you like?

        • EarthenWarrior

          taste hmmm lets see
          Bulbasuar would have a very herb enriched taste with a a bunch of popping poisonous spices

          Minum would offer very little meat but the meat would be stringy and overly sweet

          Raikou very rich thick meaty taste, but a tough one, but the stomach could be used to stuff more meat into it for a taste sensation

          Infernape brains, nuff said

          and lastly marowak’s alolan form gives the impression of biting into a live chunk of coal from the grill, at least the regular form could offer a rich rib bone stew cooked in a earthy broth from boiling its own bones (an even wilder taste if after a battle)

          special thanks to Louie from pikmin, he taught me that any beast is edible

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine
      • EarthenWarrior

        seriously gamefreak

        give Flygon Sand Stream
        give it a Mega with the ability Sand Rush
        and a tremendous boost to SP Attack

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Special Attack Quiver would break it so hard and I want it so bad

        • Ultron

          Quiver dance or bust

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’ll gets like plus 60 in sp attack
            but then it gets Sand Rush which with the Sand Stream that takes care of speed issues

            Earth Power
            Draco Meteor
            Flamethrower
            Boomburst
            Bug buzz
            Flamethrower
            Giga Drain

            WAY BETTER
            than DD, Earthquake, Dragon Claw, U-Turn

          • Ultron

            With our luck they’d make it a physical or mixed mega, which would diminish its true potential

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Though U turn is decent on it for support reasons

          • EarthenWarrior

            support is nice but you know me, the idea of a wide variety of moves is a bit more enticing

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeah, FLygon is probably my favorite pivot though

    • temporario23

      Starter: Charmander
      Legendary: Giratina (Origin)
      Alola Form: Ninetales
      Pikaclone: Emolga
      Favorite mon: Charizard

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    So apparently Ultron and Rocket Raccoon are confirmed for the next Marvel Vs Capcom game
    Still no deadpoool yet….

    • Ultron

      If Ultron really had the infinity stones there would be no fight. Everyone would dead. Also he would never team up with another android unless he was going to corrupt them and assimilate them into him. But yay, ultron! Now Vision please. Also some xmen (at least Storm)

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        He apparently merges with Sigma for the story
        Honestly, Rocket is the only character I’m interested in so far
        I JUST WANT FRIGGIN DEADPOOL

        • Don’t we all?

        • EarthenWarrior

        • Ultron

          He’s too popular. And on that note, where’s Spidey?!

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I want deadpool though he’s perf

          • Ultron

            He’d be fun to play as tbh. Katanas and guns woop

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ITS CUTTIN TIME

          • Ultron

            IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ITS MAKING A BLOCKBUSTER FLOP TIME

          • EarthenWarrior

            to be fair, the whole build up before they got superpowers would’ve make a whole better movie

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            If they did it correctly that is

          • Ultron

            … ;-;

            Why, fox, why

          • EarthenWarrior

            Movies just suck nowadays plain and simple
            the last movies I actually liked were Sassage party and Anthrotopia

          • Ultron

            How many movies have you actually seen in the last year though? I’ve seen quite a few good ones
            La La Land, Hidden Figures, Doctor Strange, Civil War, Rogue One, Finding Dory, Zootopia, Moana, Jungle Book, Star Trek Beyond, Lego Batman

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Deadpool was good too
            Insert that into the list and you basically got everything
            Or was the year before

          • Ultron

            Yeah that one too. I liked Beauty and the Beast for the most part too

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            yee

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh and Jungle Book was pretty good
            Lego batman was good but there’s only so much of Will Arnett acting like a self absorbed man child one can take

            And i’m guilty of singing You’re Welcome when i’m alone in the car

          • Ultron

            See???

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That moment when the first time the phrase it’s clobbering time is said in the movie is by Ben’s big brother before almost beatin him up

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Depends who owns the game rights now probably. Also don’t know how healing factors would work.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        hmmm

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Also Deadpool needs alot of 4th wall breaking stuff so he isn’t too similar to Deathstroke in Injustice imo, idk who is making the game but showing Deathstroke in one of his specials would be funny.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Please, yes
            Or reference it like he does in 3… one of his attacks literally has him rip his special Gauge and beat the shit out of the enemy with it

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    The idea of Borderlands 3 possibly coming out this year excites me to no end

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I hope it comes out this year… I NEED it

    • Ultron

      I feel like not many good videogames are coming out this year except mario odyssey unless Nintendo announces some fall/winter ones at E3

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        If BL3 is revealed at E3, I will scream with joy

        • Ultron

          I’ve never played any of them

        • EarthenWarrior

          IF THEY REVEAL A REAL PAPER MARIO I WILL KILL UPON REQUEST
          and if Paper Mario is completely done for i demand they develop a brand new Mario RPG with carbon copy elements from Paper Mario, i still want to see my fan game come to life where Bowser Jr from the future goes back in time and kidnaps Mario in the present and drags him into the future (which is now a dystopian society ruled by Boswer with a iron fist) so mario must find a way to escape and find a way to get back (probably with 5-6 parts of star for it is always stars)

          and the best part is bowser in the future is the biggest source of comedy because he’s senile and crazy

      • Ithsme?

        I absolutely can’t disagree more. Last year, I played 3 games- FE fates, a lot of pokken, and SM. But this year I already feel overwhelmed by all the games I want to play, and we haven’t even reached E3. IMO this might be the greatest gaming year I’ve lived through for me. But it isn’t over yet, so I can’t say for sure. Let me rattle them off for funsies:
        – BotW
        – Specter of Torment
        – HZD
        – FE: Echoes
        – ARMS
        – Splatoon 2
        – FE Warriors
        – Xenoblade 2 (hype)
        – Super Mario Odyssey

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I am currently excited for one announced game and am hoping for more

          • Ithsme?

            Which is?

            *crosses fingers for XC2*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Two actually, Odessey ad XC2, but I honestly hope for more

        • Ultron

          Tbh I only care about Zelda and Mario out of all of those.

          • Ithsme?

            That’s fair. Maybe I get excited too easily for things I don’t even know will be fun, but each game on this list excites me incredibily, so I know it’ll be an interesting year at least for me.

            And play Xenoblade. Seriously, it’s my favorite game and I really wasn’t expecting much.

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      I really hope it does

      Also, haven’t people said this is going to be a good year for video games? I mean when you look at the games coming out this year, it makes sense.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I’d hope so

  • Monkeyfuzz

    HP Ice for Nihilego right? I caught it in a Net ball, Attack is Decent, I’d have liked no good but the likeliness of that is very low. It is Pretty Good/Decent/Decent/Best/Best/Best.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I don’t think it runs HP at all

      • Monkeyfuzz

        The ones I’ve seen on smogon run Ice or Fire for coverage. Idk what else to run on it :/

        • EarthenWarrior

          Toxic Spikes
          Power gem
          Sludge Wave
          and maybe Stealth Rock or HP Ice

          i hate it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Can’t you just quake it to death?

          • EarthenWarrior

            because in Poison monos i have to constantly deal with Weezing tanking everything which nothing in the ground type kingdom can effectively kill one without running smack down or mold breaker which i don’t on this because it ruins my synergy
            and they’re pretty fast
            (have a extremely spitfire game involving one)

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I just use bug and Ghost

          • EarthenWarrior

            monos or against them?
            because Ground types don’t get Sticky Web or fancy tricks

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Those are the only ones I use and bug doesn’t need sticky web to live btw. It’s helpful but there are other options
            And ghost is honestly really passive

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please Sticky web is universally run by all bug monos
            it’s like a brain program like Smeragle running spore

            Seriously i did this Sinnoh team on AG, and this Smeragle used Spore on my Abomasnow (and this was not a switch in)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            We need a better Ground/Psychic type.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Seriously? Huh
          You can also run the Dreaded Specs set….

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Which is? I know Sludge Wave and Power Gem are essentially a given but what else?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (You can run bomb if you REALLY want that poison chance)
            Dazzling Gleam is a good option
            So is Grass Knot for heavy ground types
            And if you really want an HP, fire is the much better one

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Hm, I think I’ll catch a HP Fire one on Moon. Regular poison over power, probably depends on the situation.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            yeah, and you always go timid in all cases

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I thankfully had 100% Timid come up with a Synchronizer while trying to find this one.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oooh! 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright the hour draws thin, i must get some sleep, see you glip glops later

  • TheMonster6893

    I can’t say I really like Lockstin, but he has some reasonable points in this video….well minus the part where he has a pic of Kalos and Kyogre implying that they match up hahaha

  • MelloMori

    So to my fellow over watch players, how about the new officer D.Va skin. Kinda curious to see how many people are going to go for it given how you earn it is a little unusual.

    http://www.siliconera.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/20170425_144352_thumb.jpg

    • Um explain?

      • MelloMori

        Its really simple. All you have to do is play so many games of Heroes of the Storm, Blizz’s moba, with people on your friend list. No idea how it’s earned exactly and how it works for consoles, but that’s how it works. This will be the reward next week. The current one is Oni Genji(skin, spray and player icon).

        • MelloMori

          Actually just read into it slightly more. It’s just playing 5 games with at least one friend. Week two gives the skin, week three will give the spray and player icon, and week four will give 10 loot boxes.

        • That really bugs me.The fact that Blizzard wants you to play another game entirely just to unlock a skin in Overwatch.*sigh* I guess they have to promote the game somehow.

  • Ultron

    Finally found out why Magearna looks so familiar to me after like 2 years. It’s because she reminds me of this bitch from SW the clone wars! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/62d9a31b2a83e01aa577d58d063e9bc2a056f6f4503380ede33b82c820bec260.png

  • Shady
    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      I guess gladion’s evil now

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Ash defo getting Midday now to bounce off Gladion’s midnight

      Wondering where Null is and why Lillie seems shocked (in a negative way) tbh

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Gladion’s face seems really awkward but I’m stupidly excited for it

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Also I love how he literally has THAT team.
          But still, super pumped for Gladion

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Inb4 he gets an Incineroar and literally becomes superior Cross

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            *an Incineroar, maybe ash’s
            I hope he gets some more edgemons

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Incineroar
            Umbrella
            Lycanroc Midnight
            Mega Charizard X
            Spiritomb
            Necrozma

            Done

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hmmm I could see Spiritomb switched for Bisharp

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            I thought Spiritomb because it’s TORMENTED SOULZ XXX

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh , that does work but…
            Bisharp is literal edge

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      YOOOOO

    • Is that a JoJo reference?(lol,but seriously,Gladion looks really cool in this)

    • towelgirl21
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        That’s wat I like about it.

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  • EarthenWarrior
    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      ‘My son’

      • EarthenWarrior

        My first thought is “I’m totally gonna eat you later”

        • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

          Please stop

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh pishaw I want to see a return of the dark uncaring rival
            And I want to see this Lycanroc as a wild sociopathic lunatic who takes it too far

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Gladion cares

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            But it’s practically a pet

            You’d only get that kind of behaviour if it was abused or wild

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well don’t forget N.Lycanroc are naturally hot blooded so one that does actively pick fights isn’t unheard of

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            There’s picking fights and being an absolute psycho tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            …i don’t see the difference

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      That’s pretty rad

  • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

    I’m dead apparently the episode Gladion appears in is called ‘Get Out! Red Eyed Lycanroc’

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oh yeah, I saw that

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        Get out

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Out get

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Gout ouet

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yes

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    As much as I hate admitting this, I really like Midnight Lycan

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Y tho it’s actually way more popular than it used to be

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Because it’s fucking edgy verlisify
        But at the same time it looks perf

        • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

          Those types of furries ruin every Pokemon

          Even Deci, Incineroar, especially Primarina

          Ignore them

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Huh… Deci is usually associated with them by jokes and Prim I usually see insulted for other reasons

            Also it’s mono rock… why

        • EarthenWarrior

          I just like it for its competitive spirit

          Granted I wish it got Sand Force
          And less stringy arms
          And an actual tail
          And some more decent moves

        • It’s a werewolf to supposed to be lol

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I wish it wasn’t verlis…

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Question: why the fuck is seventh gen getting so much shit for having bad competitive mons? Like I know a bunch aren’t that good and we don’t have any ultra busted ones this time (disregarding legends and UBs) but there are quite a few decent mons this time around
    Plus, the starters are quite literally on the same tier as the Sinnoh ones (except Incineroar is a tier higher than Torterra)

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      It’s not harder to be a tier higher than Torterra 👀

      It’s also just because it’s the new one, Kalos got shit for ‘brokemons’, Unova got shit for having a few good mons and a ton of ‘shitmons’ and I can remember anything before that because I was like 10

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Hmmm
        Well Kalos did have some pretty busted shit

        People legitimately think things like Araquanid , Vikavolt and Tsareena are bad

        • LordofSnails

          AV Tsareena is pretty decent. I am currently running it on a vgc team on showdown, and it has been working out pretty well. I don’t really think that we’ve actually received any unusable Pokemon this generation.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Huh…. I never thought of AV

            We did receive one very unusable one in the form of Alolan Raticate.. my god.. it is friggin bad … it has hustle sucker punch but JESUS Christ it sucks at literally everything

  • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

    So I’m actually planning story for the joke anime thing

    Yall should feel bad for encouraging me to make this disaster

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      There’s six continents, eighteen crystals that radiate energy of each type, three crystals per continent

      Each of the five Elemental continents correspond to one of the heavy populated continents (with the Americas fused) and the Normal one is basically just the neutral zone

      • … Z-Crystals?

        • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

          Not saying :p

    • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

      I feel good for encouraging you to make this disaster

  • UnburdenedLegume
  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Can I point out how we needed a physical ghost type and got FOUR IN ONE GEN
    I mean sure, Dhelmise is garbage, Mimik is a little predictable (still good) , Deci is literally mauled by pursuit and Marshadow is unreleased but seriously, we’re goin a step in the right direction

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Dhelmise is garbage competitively

      I’d say its way better in game

      • TᕼE KᑌᑭᑭO

        It has almost 3 types, something that can be very useful in any playthrough

        • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

          It’s also a physically bulkier Deci with a worse support move pool which means much less in game

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah that’s true

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Also it lacks the z-move and has possibly one of my favorite cries in Pokémon

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Not really a problem if you don’t want a Z move or have something else using one

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But the cry is godly :3

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Deci or Dhel

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Dhel, Deci’s cry is good too but it’s literally Pancham with a different pitch

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yeah

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Oh yeah, definetly, it was the other mon who carried me through the Incineroar run. (Until Kahili quite literally ended my life)

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Plot twist, Lillie is upset to see Gladion because he’s the overprotective brother who embarrasses the shit out of her

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I got the house to myself today,
    What are you turds doing today?

    • Govnah

      playing Persona 5

    • Dying on the inside at school.

    • EarthenWarrior

      i have a jam packed day
      at 9:00 i’m logging into wow and doing Broken Shore dailies and leveling my Druid,
      10:30 i’m hitting Yooka-laylee HARD trying to find the last quills in Glitterglaze Glacier and Tribalstack Tropics and trying to tackle the more difficult levels
      then by 12:00 lunch and weights
      and then kinda play it by ear, try and splat

    • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

      Having a good cry-o in bio

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        You’re freezing yourself?

  • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

    Yo EarthWorm i need to ask you something

    • EarthenWarrior

      The hell you want ye-who-cannot-commit-to-a-name

      • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

        You heard about my joke anime thing right?

        • EarthenWarrior

          barely

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            You wanna be a villain? :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            naturally

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Kk

            Basically youd be the chieftain of a small tribe of those descended from the earth tribe who got stuck in the land of air

            It is a comedy tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            dawww i wanted to be Sir lord Thaddeaus Von Kippleschmit
            ruthless tyrant who’s villainous goal is to put live shrimp in people pants

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            👀

            But yeah it’d just be an exaggerated version of yourself just like every character is an exaggerated version of their online persona

            Basically you and Ultron so far are the villains whereas me and Pharap are separate chaotic bastards who fuck shit up

            Kinda already chose your team of three for you tho, went Mudsdale and Garchomp got transport and Rhyperior for obvious reasons

          • What about the heroes?

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            For the ‘season 1’ its just the super frequent posters, sorry ^^;

            It’s Kuppo, Seraph, Star and if he wants, Kurusu

          • Think you could save a spot for me in the next season?

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Probably, though we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it tho

          • How long you think it’s gonna take?

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Not sure if the first ‘season’ will be done tbh, it’s pretty much an extended joke :s

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Whats this now?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I’ll explain later I’m walking home from school

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Ok I won’t be able to be back till 3 due to school though

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’m basically the chaotic good

          • Get Over It (ง^ↀᴥↀ^) ง

            Wait actually nvm I switched two continents so you’re from the land of earth

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I just remembered why I stopped playing Pokémon shuffle… its faaaaarrr to addicting….
    and the Mega levels are actual bullshit

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Shoutout to the lack of ground types you have before fighting Mega Asshole Fabio

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Person one: What’s everyone favorite mega?

        Person two: Mega Mawile
        Person three: Mega Lucario
        Person four: Mega Sceptile
        Person five: Mega Aggron
        Me: Mega Asshole Fabio

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Mega Asshole Fabio is wonderous

        • EarthenWarrior

          Garchomp/Heracross/Aerodactyl

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I just saw a fusion of all three of the Alolan starters… it was just the head and I really friggin want to die….
    Like it was Incineroar’s whiskers and facial expression…. on Decidueye… with Primarina’s ponytail

    • EarthenWarrior

      ooo let me see

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I lost the image

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I hope Lycan gets Iron tail, it would actually be godlike on him

    • EarthenWarrior

      iron tail for Day
      And Head Smash for Midnight

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I mean Tail for Night
        Tail always misses so it would benefit from no guard

        • EarthenWarrior

          dude it has no tail

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Tell that to Primeape

            And it has a tail, more than Primeape at least

          • EarthenWarrior

            because it lost it but Mankey still learnt it

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Rockruff

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Rockruff has a tail

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        But it has No Guard Stone Edge

        Why tf would you want Head Smash

        • EarthenWarrior

          because no Guard Head Smash

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Why would an already frail slow Pokemon want one of the biggest recoils in the game

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever i run No Guard Lycanroc
            it’s not as bad as everyone makes it out to be,

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s not bad but Stone Edge is superior to Head Smash for it in particular

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Unless it has the ability Rock Head in that case Head Smash is way superior to a Stone Edge

          • Ultron

            Not even. I’d take 100% accuracy stone edge over no recoil head smash any day. 80% will still miss when you need it to and Lycanroc cannot tank attacks.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Aw why did you changed your profile pic already :< I was about to use it in a clever way even though I'm @symmetricaljesus:disqus

        • Omg fairy it has been one day and you changed again

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I’m a very fluid person

          • Water you talking about?

            :3

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I just go to the flow when it comes to my username

      • Ultron

        That’s a good way to KO yourself

  • Wait is No Guard Fissure Machoke possible with Abiity Capsules?

    • Ultron

      HA pokemon cannot use ability capsules

      • Really? I thought they could switch back to default abilities but couldn’t switch to a HA :/

        • Ultron

          I thought so too, but apparently not

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7rubeta-567246846
    This just fuckin happened kiddos. Gladion’s pet fursuit got a sweep

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      But y the nickname

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        A Verlisify joke

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    So Ash’s most likely team looking at hints that we have and his current team is:
    Pikachu
    Inci
    Deci
    Midday Lycanrock
    Golisopod
    and one more (maybe Kommo-o)

    • Govnah

      The thing is what if Rowlet is too lazy to evolve?

      • Ultron

        The idea of him having a dartrix for a time is too fun to pass up.

        • Govnah

          That is true.

          • Ultron

            You could get some great episodes out of it lol

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        I think that’ll be the case actually, but It’s more likely that he’ll evolve

    • TheMonster6893

      I don’t think Rowlet will evolve. I think it’ll be this gens Oshawott. We know he’ll get Incineroar due to the leaked character art from last June so that’s a given. lol I agree with Lycanroc Midday. Not sure about Golisopod tho.

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        He’ll probably catch the Wimpod he saved in the special

    • UnburdenedLegume

      He’s not getting Lycanroc Midday nor will Rowlet fully evolve

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Rowlet better stay Rowlet or fully evolve cause me no like Dartrix

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Like commented below, it’ll be this generation’s Oshawott. Its just with Ash to promote the starters

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Ehh its shown potential to be pretty good to me it was his first one he used Normalium Z on

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yeah its pretty strong so who knows

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Midday makes sense to parallel Gladion’s midnight tho

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Games are not the anime, Kiawe doesn’t own a Tirtunator and Charizard in the games yet he does in the anime

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            What has that got to do with anything? Gladion has a midnight in the anime and no Lycanroc in the games

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Gladion has only been in the anime via a picture in Lillie’s room lol? Where he was holding a Lillipup

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            He got confirmed today lol scroll down

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I didnt know that yet so apologies. I assumed Ash would get Midnight because it features in the 20th movie

        • Blitzin’ Arcanine

          I’m positive that it will evolve into a Midday at this rate, because if Gladion becomes Ash’s rival, it would be strange for the two to have the same form of Lycanroc.

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Ok. Ok. Ok! Why does Rampardos not have Rock Head ability?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      The devs weren’t headed to the right direction

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Yo Kurusu thought I’d catch you up on this while anime thing

    Basically I’m writing a joke anime adaption or Pokejungle, and since you’re one of the most frequently posting people here I decided to include you as part of the main three characters along with Seraph and Kuppo if that’s okay with you

    I’d need a team of three from you tho and it can’t include

    Pokemon that Kuppo, Seraph, myself or Star chose, or the ones I forced onto Earthen

    • Govnah

      I feel so unloved

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Tbf I didn’t mention Pharap either and he’s in it

        • Govnah

          ok ok i see. can someone atleast say ell’o govnah

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            You can be a character I just need a team of three from you and it can’t overlap with the others

          • Govnah

            Gogoat, Gastrodon(west) , Drapion

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            That works

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Internet hugs!

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Is Cranidos, Oshawott, and Togedemaru ok for a team?

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        They all need to be fully evolveds but they’d be okay

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Oh then Weavile, Samurott, and Rampardos

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            That’s fine

          • Get off Kurusu!

            😀

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            hey kurusu

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Hey lo!

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Wait switch Togedemaru with Sneasel

    • Wait so what’s the main plot?

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Sorry guys I gotta go cause I’m in a free period but need to study for my History test next period see y’all at 3-ish!

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      C ya

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      okay i’ll wait for your return

  • Govnah

    I wish these event exclusive legends had battles like they used too instead of them just given to you

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      (Sigh) Those were the good o’l days

      • Govnah

        imagine a cool cutscene where marshadow appears from your shadow

        • Blitzin’ Arcanine

          That’s sick

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Hmm so Gladion has Lycanroc Midnight and Umbreon. Odds on Lillie getting an Eevee that’ll evolve into Sylveon?

    • Ultron

      Didn’t Serena just have a sylveon? Maybe Esp/Leaf/Glac for her.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Serena is a sket, she’s irrelevant

        • Ultron

          She laaaame

      • UnburdenedLegume

        By that logic Glaceon’s a no go too because Dawn has one

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Sorry, i mean May

        • Ultron

          Yeah but that was like 8 years ago

          • UnburdenedLegume

            True but Lillie already has an Ice type tbh. Leafeon/Espeon is a good shout though

          • Ultron

            Honestly I hope Leafeon, it gets no love

        • So does Cynthia

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yeah but Cynthia is a support character in the anime, i didnt consider her tbh

    • Shady

      Nice proportion.

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yep….not

        • Shady

          No….yes …..she really did a good job right here u can’t appreciate the effort if u didn’t draw.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            well that’s true but i’m weird about proportion and stuff

  • TheMonster6893

    So I just discovered something in Zelda. I beat a Lynel, but was gonna reset so I could try and mine star fragments from it to power up my OoT outfit as that’s the outfit I plan on beating the game with. It got me thinking “What if I reset after using an amiibo?” I still need the tunic and pants for the set so it may take me a while to find them normally. Anyway I tried resetting my Bokoblin amiibo and I was able to swap a shield out for a club. I still need to do some testing, but it would seem you can reset amiibos for the items you actually want by saving, using the amiibo, and then reloading if you don’t get what you want. Very interesting lol

    • Wait how do you farm Star shards from Lynels?

      • TheMonster6893

        Idk I guess they just have them sometimes. Not all the time, but on occasion

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    What should be the next food pokmemon (banana buddy doesn’t count)? I’d say a Fire/Psychic Pizza combined with an UFO

    (jk)

    • Chaos

      Obviously a Sushi Pokémon is long over due

  • UnburdenedLegume

    The struggles of deciding which pizza i should order..

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      My Modern Studies class are getting two or three plain stuff crusts

      Just to join in on the pizza talk

    • EarthenWarrior

      Order a meat lovers extra large
      With a meatball hero, a few eggplant rollatini, some mozzarella sticks and a large Coke

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I’m a veggie dude 😛

        • EarthenWarrior

          I disown you

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i do too

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    What if anime Lilly is an Ice type specialist? In game she only takes care of Nebby and we have a specialist for each type except Ice. She could catch a harmed crabrawler that would evolve in the same episode, a Glaceon, A. Sandshrew and a Delibird (It’s so underrated). I really hope that’s the case it sounds so cool!

    • Uhhgg but Crabrawler doesn’t fit her at all.

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        It could be diffrent than others (as I said it could get harmed in the fight club and have enough of fighting)

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      I mean

      Sina? She only uses Ice-types in her first battle, adds Abomasnow to that in her battle tree appearances, with the rest being Moon exclusives.

      • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

        What? Are we talking about the same person?

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          maybeee….

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          You said there was no ice specialists in Alola

          Sina is

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah so cool

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    If you were a world travelling character like Ash, what would be your ‘All-star Team’ and from which region did you get all six?

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Chandelure
      Galvantula
      Gliscor
      Weavile
      Gallade
      Porygon Z

      I’d get them from Unova

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        All from the same region? Sorry if my phrasing was bad, I meant what region each came from, unless you do mean all six would come from Unova anyway ^^;

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Uh yeah I read that wrong lol

          Chands- Unova
          Gal- Hoenn
          Glis- Sinnoh
          Weav- Alola
          Gall- Hoenn
          PorZ- Johtoh

    • EarthenWarrior
      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        HOLY FUKK THE MUSCLES ARE HERE

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I like how Peliper literally is super effective against this entire team

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t care

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yeahh get washed SON

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          It immediately gets killed by Aero tho 😡

        • Ultron

          Peli master race

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            OHH PELIPPER IS BEST MON 1010 WOULD HAVE

          • Ultron

            Azu could wreck this team

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh that would work too

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            One does not simply mess with it

            http://i.imgur.com/UUojOSj.jpg

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i will RAPE YOU-azumarill 2017

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Seriously tho

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I liked Peli before it was cool 👀

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I did too TBH
            Moreso wingull

          • Ultron

            I still don’t like it

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Where did you get each tho

        • EarthenWarrior

          You said all star team
          Ergo a Pokemon from each region

          • Ultron

            Does rhyperior really count then?

          • EarthenWarrior

            dont muddy it up, these are my most favorites and if I had to pick a Pokemon from Hoenn….Aggron

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It doesn’t have to be one from each region, it’s just Pokemon you’ve used from all regions and you select six

      • Shady

        Ian? is that ur real name?

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Not gonna lie interesting you have more bugs than Ground

        • Shady

          That cuz bug type is awesome.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Legends or no?

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        No

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Okay I’ll post momentarily

    • Primarina
      Lopunny
      Gardevoir
      Salazzle
      Tsareena
      Furret

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Feh girly Feh weak :p

        • I love that Earthen always complains about that when Mega Lopunny alone can destroy most of his team

      • Shady

        OH Salazzle on of ur top??…..I just remember when u offend her and call her gross ……yes humans still weird.

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Or its because humans live for long periods of time and are self aware and thus can change their opinion? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • Shady

            The problem is on emotions when u hate something from the first look u open the gate to love it at same amount.

        • Well tbf the picture that leaked wasn’t a good one and I was already pissed about Trashcannon

          • Shady

            Weeeeez

          • Ultron

            Toughcannon more like it

      • I might rotate Tsareena out with A-Raichu and Mimikyu

        • Ultron

          Yes, please do

          • As in swap between the three

          • Ultron

            Yeah, but at least 2/3 would be good

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      garbodor, cofagrigus, serperior, hydreigon, vanilluxe, camerupt -white 2

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        5/6 are from gen 5 •_•

        Jk I’m a genfiver too :p

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yeah i know that there from gen 5 it’s from white 2 anyways

    • Ultron

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4945443fe2cf50e8e2de750b89bc616f2051f65fb683cc0a67ee610abf63b5f0.png
      -Started in Sinnoh w/ Murkrow, Gible, Magnemite
      -Larvesta was gifted to me in Unova as an egg
      -Caught Feebas in Hoenn
      -Gifted with Rowlet in Alola

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      If no Marshie than …

      (Here’s some personalities too)
      Araquanid (My star member, the carefree badass, cinnamon roll of the team)
      Decidueye (The stylish one who’s actually shy as shit)
      Kommo-o (the one who fails at a lot of shit, comic relief yet badass at times)
      Flygon (The supporting cast)
      Mimikyu/Gourgeist (The fucked up one)
      Eelktross (the team brute)

      • Ultron

        Honey…you can do better than trash Kommo-o

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I fuckin love Kommo-o

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Though Hydreigon is a close second

          • Ultron

            Do you though, do you really? *cough* RU *cough*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean tiers don’t change my love for it

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Actually a lot of my favorites are in RU

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Like Incineroar

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s in NU

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Since when? Smogon really is shit 👀

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Usage stats, even tho RU isn’t made yet it’s WELL below the cutline.
            And before you say anything, there was plenty of time to move up… a certain mon actually did

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            ‘Before you say anything’

            Settle down honey I’m not complaining, not until a proper RU is formed and I have the chance to try Ciny myself there

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I know, I’m just sayin
            In case you’re wondering , Hawlucha was the banned mon
            Honestly, I’m pretty sure it will drop to NU just because the meta is completely unfriendly to it… I mean it’s counters are everywhere now
            And even Vaporeon and Cress are dropping to NU

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yep… that’s a thing right now… basically Incineroar is in bad shape because it is unable to break through a lot of vital walls
            It might become a viable Cress check in NU tho

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Tbh because bulk + STAB Dark moves I’d argue it might be a soft or even hard counter

            Smogon’s category system is so weird tho, like Incineroar would probs be RU or even low UU if they used a normal system tbh

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Without a doubt it’s a hard counter. The only reason I say this is because it eats the one thing Cress uses to deal with threats normally, Moonblast

            I mean… incineroars type is literally the only reason it isn’t high. If it were a better bulky type I’d FULLY say it would be UU or higher

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I’d say it’s stat distribution tbh, take from its special attack and put it anywhere and it’s useful

            Give it Torra’s speed? Useful

            HP or Defenses? Bulkier

            Attack? Stronger

            I mean I know it doesn’t have great Sp.Attack but like it should be lower than it is tbh even by 10

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            The exact same thing for Deci, it needs that special Attack literally ANYWHERE else

            As controversial as this is, it would be good with Fire/fighting… it would basically be better Emboar

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Make Incineroar Fire/Fighting and Emboar Fire/Ground

            Done

            Also you have to admit Deci’s Sp.Attack makes more sense than Ciny’s

          • Ultron
          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I like my discount Haxorus tyvm uwu

          • Ultron

            -vomits profusely-

            Possibly the worst shiny in existence

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            YES

          • Ultron

            It actually looks super cool here. I would hunt one in an instant

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeh

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Why do people think comp tier should determine how you like a Pokemon so much?

          • Ultron

            You realize I’m joking? I think smogon is trash

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Even if you are joking it’s something I’ve always wanted to bring up tbh

            Also sorry it’s been a long ass day XD

          • Ultron

            It’s all good lol

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Actually, switch Mimikyu and Gourgeist for Sableye

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      Took me too long https://pokecharms.com/data/attachment-files/2017/04/493122_trainercard

      First three from Alola, Greninja and Sceptile from their regions and Zekrom after battling N in Unova


  • Damn,this makes want to get the game even more.

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Plot for the joke anime thing, if it sounds cliche af that’s because it is I’m not investing that much plot ideas into what’s mostly a joke

    The Jungle Guild is an average guild on the continent of Athos, the Continent of Neutrality. On the summer break, young Seraph and his friends, Kuppo and Kurusu, decide to hold a picnic to celebrate. However, an Incineroar is attracted to Seraph’s cookies, and interpreting him fearfully dropping his cookies as an offer, it eats them merrily before waving them goodbye.

    Seraph decides on that day to destroy all Incineroar and make Everstones mandatory for all Torracats, and drags Kurusu and Kuppo along for the ride, even if they don’t share his mutual goal. Along the way, they meet various members and alumnus of the Jungle Guild, crossing paths with foe and friend alike…

    Along the way, our heroes get wrapped up in a plot centering around the eighteen Elemental Crystals, the sources of all Type Energy and Type Magic in the world, as well as mysterious figures who identify themselves as ‘Agents of Chaos’.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      could i be in this too? or naw?

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Not for season 1

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay that’s fine with me

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      LOVE IT!!!

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        R. I. P. Cookies

        Also what was your team of three again?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Araquanid, Deci, Kommo-o
          (Mainly because variety, id rather not use Gourgeist on the same team)

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Dankë

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Though at the same time Yanmega is calling my name… but I won’t
            (Even if ghost is my favorite type and Chandelure and sableye are litetally in my top 20, I LOT of my favorites are bugs)

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Sableye is cool too

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Eh I don’t find this cliche at all, I mean, what was the last time you’ve seen a story where the main protagonist’s intentions are the Extinction of a whole specie :p

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Attack on Titan :p

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Wait nvm realised it’s a joke holy fuck can you tell I’m tired

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It’s kinda hard to get jokes or sarcasm on the internet anyways d:

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I’ve never had trouble with it tbh, I just get kinda bad at it when I’m tired XD

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Does ANYONE dislike Vikavolt? He’s great

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      no i think he’s a cool railgun

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        :3

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          😉

    • Ultron

      I love it, just wish it was fast :/

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        It’s fine slow, it would have been really good if it had spedef

        • Ultron

          At least it looks awesome :3

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yep!
            (It’s actually really good bulky)

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Don’t hate don’t love

      So not dislike at all but just like-meh

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I seee

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Well I LOVE it’s preevo.

      It’s a bus

      A BUS

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I love it :3

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Yo last anime shitpost before I actually start writing this bs (or attempt to)

    Need teams of three from

    -Pharap
    -Star
    -Kuppo
    -Earthen
    -Ultron

    I think Kuppo and star have already gave there’s but I’m lazy with the memory of a sieve so could I bug you to post again? Also avoid being a type specialist pls just use ones you like

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I mean… how many mons will be in teh later seasons?

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it

    • Ultron

      Volcarona
      Honchkrow
      Magnezone

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Dankë

        Honch best bird

        • Ultron

          O yeah! I love Staraptor and Toucannon too though.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            TOUCANNON 😀

          • Ultron

            Mine always does pretty well in online competitions. Just wish it was steel/flying. That would’ve been so much cooler and made it bulkier..

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That would have made it scary with its coverage

          • Ultron

            And if they gave a multi-hit steel move…Too bad they’d never retcon its type.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh god that’s scary to think about

          • Ultron

            Now I want it really badly Dx

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Also avoid repeating what others have

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Already forgot? •_•

      Don’t worry I have had memory too 😉

      Chandelure
      Galvantula
      Gliscor

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        For you it was more affirmation, I remembered the first two

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Also, star’s was Primarina, Lopunny and Gardevoir

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Dankles, I’ll leave this up in case she wants to change or anything tho

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            *Danke.

            Don’t search dankles in the urban dictionary please xD

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s a corruption of danke, like a pet version of it :p

            Also challenged accepted

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Not the worst thing I’ve seen tbh

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            It wasn’t that big of a deal honestly =P

    • EarthenWarrior

      Does does it need to be Mono ground if so
      Rhyperior
      Excadrill
      Garchomp Mega

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Any three you want

    • Lopunny(Mega)
      Primarina
      Gardevoir or Mimikyu. Your choice.

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Can ampharos please just get fucking recovery? We need a bulky electric type not named Rotom

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah we need a new one STAT

    • Ultron

      Isn’t Magnezone decently bulky? No recovery though.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yeah but it’s not that bulky specially.. and lacks any recover

        • Ultron

          That’s true. At least its typing makes up for that a tiny bit

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I guess

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Would you usually run it with lefties or health support anyway?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Nope, it’s run specs to kill certain mons

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I mean if you’re running it to bulk, not offensezone

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I don’t believe it ever runs bulk anymore

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Shame :<

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yeah… mainly cause UBS and magearna

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            *earthen intensifies*

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Spearthen Sepharior

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh lordy

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean Magnezone is literally their best counter

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      We have one

      Rotom Wash, it’s technically not called Rotom :>

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        stil a rotom

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yep

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I suggest you to use a spoiler tag in this conversation please

            😛

    • He doesn’t really need it if you can set up

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I mean like he’s in PU for a reason

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Okay I know I said last fanfiction shit post

    But this is like the last one for real

    The fanfiction is set in an original Pokemon inhabited world and is in its own dimension (no relation to pre existing Pokemon media). I’ve decided it’ll be very fantasy heavy, with magic and tribes and that. However, should there be modern equipment and clothing, or more fantastical clothing? Modern would be more convenient for me as a writer, but fantastical imo blends better with the concept.

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I mean, we’re probably using Pokeballs, a modern equipment itself. Also mixing fantastical themes with modern ones makes the story more interesting imo

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        I was actually a bit a going to use crystals that act just like poke balls if it’s complete fantasy, but you so have a really good point

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      When I was ten we had something similar on Angry Birds Wiki. It was mainly stupid random jokes about pudding.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Either

    • Modern

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alrighty so far in my goal to 100% YL I have now 2 worlds 100% that leaves 3 left

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Gl hf

  • Govnah
    • Ultron

      Your Torracat was pretty much dead on. Too bad the official Shiny Incineroar is so ugly

      • Ultron

        Your shiny dartrix is pretty close too..same color pallet and everything

    • So fucking salty that shiny Vulpix isn’t cotton candy pink

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    What’s everyone up to? I’ve finally started to write the thing that shall not be named whilst money grinding in Bravely Second 😡

    • Ultron

      I’m about to play some Tomb Raider. Hoping to maybe finish it today, but probably not because it’s really hard finding all the materials I need for this outfit I’m trying to craft..

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Good luck!

        • Ultron

          Thanks! I’ve got to wait for this update though ugh

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Nothing, just listening to music

      • Ultron

        Whatcha listenin’ to

        • KᑌᑭᑭO
          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Was actually listening to Vivaldi :p

          • Ultron

            Nice! I was listening to Ola Gjeilo earlier

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I might take a listen to his music one day

          • Ultron

            The Ground is a really nice piece

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            This is beautiful …

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Wanting to kill Burmy/Wormadam for being the worst Shinies!

    • Awesome Waffles

      I finally beat SoulSilver.
      Kind of dicking around the in the Safari Zone at the moment.

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Hihihihihiihi I’m bored

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    The Battle Circus: Welcome to the battle circus! This wandering battle facility is one of many sponsored by the Battle Frontier! Here, trainers enter deadly battles in order to get the opportunity to battle the ringmaster! Be warned trainers, you must first beat the seven specialists of these trials, all of which who have special talents that you must take into account. Some may have their fields be covered in a constant weather condition while some even alter the entire battlefield to their advantage! The specialists all utilize the conditions of their fields to their full potential! In order to fight the specialists, you must do various battle related tasks, such as fighting trainers or even hordes of wild Pokemon in order to advance! Once you fight all the specialists, you may take on the ringmaster who’s able to use any of these tactics the specialists had at any time along with a few tricks that they hide up their own sleeve.

    Boss Pokemon: On certain occasions, you may be locked into battle against a singular Pokemon against all of your own. Of course this wouldn’t be fair if the single pokemon didn’t get any support so all of its stats are buffed by a large margin. In addition to these stat boosts, they may have access to moves, abilities, or even types they wouldn’t normally have! Naturally you are unable to catch these Pokemon. Beating one can sometimes reward the player kindly. Nevertheless, it is guaranteed that you will be kept on your toes throughout the battle one way or another.

    Legendary Battles- These are very reminiscent of Alola’s Island Challenges in the sense that a trial (much harder than those in SuMo) in order to gain access to the area where the legend is. When you get there, you fight the Legend in a boss battle and are forced to defeat it. You cannot catch it. After defeating it, you get to fight it once more but with the chance to catch it (Don’t worry you can save after you before catching it)

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Just casually dropping this

    • Ultron

      Hm, sounds fun!

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Thank yew! What particularly?

        • Ultron

          I just like the idea of a new facility. The boss pokemon also sounds like an interesting concept, I’d like to see an actual demo of it if it were real

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Thanks! 😀
            The bosses are honestly gonna be hard as hell

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      So yeh, battlesss

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      But why is called circus specifically?

      Other than that it sounds interesting

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Because it quite literally is a traveling circus, just battlfied

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Game Freak: What will we do for Shiny Gabite and Garchomp?

    Employee: Shouldn’t we just continue with the colour scheme for shiny Gible?

    Game Freak:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9096d40e78a9ff95722fff8d4afc8809da0758375c036e8af9dad39af824abce.gif

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
    • EarthenWarrior

      http://i.imgur.com/ECUu5GS.png
      this would be my reskin

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
        • EarthenWarrior

          what i can’t have a crimson dragon?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I just think the colour scheme is bad on Garchomp tbh

            Crimson would be better with black, white, or a colour it contrasts with imo

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever it was bluish purple and i swapped it
            it’s better then it being pink, purple or lime green

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Pinkchomp is fabulous

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s a freaking eyesore

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            A fabulous eyesore

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            cRIMsOn lIKe tHE BLOOD I BATHe IN

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I thought that shinies were supposed to look…… shiny

  • Blitzin’ Arcanine
  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Pokedex Entry: 61
    Chickarrion
    Classification: The Baby Condor Pokemon
    Height: 1’03
    Weight: 4.3 Lbs
    Type: Ghost/Flying
    Ability: Egotistic/Moxie (Hidden Ability: Perturb)
    Stats:
    HP: 30
    Attack: 70
    Defense: 30
    Special Attack: 30
    Special Defense: 30
    Speed: 60
    Base Stat Total: 250
    Pokedex Entry: Despite the grim look of this Pokemon, it is actually rather curious and carefree. This appearance also wards off any predators and lets it travel around without much worry. It is a good flier from the moment it is born and almost never walks. They swoop in on prey and gulp it down in one swoop. Unfortunately, they are not very bright so they tend to eat prey that is too big, choking in the process.

    Pokedex Entry: 62
    Condread
    Classification: The Pokemon
    Height: 5’07
    Weight: 79.6 Lbs
    Type: Ghost/Flying
    Ability: Egotistic/Moxie (Hidden Ability: Perturb)
    Stats:
    HP: 60
    Attack: 100
    Defense: 60
    Special Attack: 60
    Special Defense: 60
    Speed: 85
    Base Stat Total: 425
    Pokedex Entry: These Pokemon usually hunt alone due to their ravenous appetites and not wanting to share. However, since nothing else approaches them they become rather lonely. They are rather bitter and may cry out at whatever approaches them but if one is persistent enough in an attempt to befriend them, the Condread will never leave their side.
    Evolves: Level 27

    Pokedex Entry: 63
    Macondor
    Classification: The Great Condor Pokemon
    Height: 12’3
    Weight: 384.9 Lbs
    Type: Ghost/Flying
    Ability: Egotistic/Moxie (Hidden Ability: Perturb)
    Stats:
    HP: 75
    Attack: 130
    Defense: 80
    Special Attack: 80
    Special Defense: 80
    Speed: 100
    Base Stat Total: 545
    Pokedex Entry: One day this Pokemon settled outside a rather barren town. When the people saw it arrive, they began to worship it, mistaking it for a bird deity of sorts. They would slaughter livestock and bring it to the Pokemon in order to sate its hunger. When they began to wisen up to the fact that this Pokemon was not the deity they once thought, they began to stop bringing it food. A few days after this happened, the town was reduced to rubble.
    Evolves: Level 57

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      what does egotistic do?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I cannot believe I’m saying this but I forgot….
        Yup….
        I have it in one of my files somewhere

        • EarthenWarrior

          sounds exactly like a special moxie

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I don’t think it is.
            Peturb is special intimidate though

          • EarthenWarrior

            Perturb…

            i just used Psych Out

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Whaddya mean Psych out?
            Perturrrbb

          • EarthenWarrior

            y’know psych out is my special intimidate

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s a move

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            That’s psych up

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh whoops

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Were you…

            Psyched out?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh yeah they where

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Nope, I was psyched in

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Enjoy death birb

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          …..CAW….

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I was actually debating whether I should post this picture or not xD

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          True but this acts more like a vulture…. that goes on violent rampages when shit takes too long dying

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s fine I’ve got a ghost bat when Lunala is a thing

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            True true

        • Shady

          I love this dude.

      • Blitzin’ Arcanine

        Damn that’s one heavy death birb

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          yep like im?

          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            It’s lit like a flamethrower

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            AYYY

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Fearless: This Pokemon’s attack is raised two stages upon entering battle but it cannot switch out. (With the exception of Whirlwind, dragon tail and roar)

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Sweepers’ favourite ability

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yes, yes indeed……
        Except I think a slow mon is getting it

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Overcharger: Moves that would force the user to recharge now cause recoil but they no longer need to recharge

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      The mon with this ability is going to be posted rather soon

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        alright i hope it’s extremely awesome

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          :3

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ;P

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bit of a crapshoot idea but who cares
    Icymetric
    Polygon pkm
    Ice/Psychic
    Icymetric is a bizarre Pokemon consists of a cluster of 27 crystalline cubes which a sphere shaped core with blinking dots,
    “Humans discovered this Pokemon in a frozen wasteland on starless night, it controls each block with psychic waves and arranges them to attack or defend, by collecting light it can focus light through it’s block and fire a devastating blast

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I swear to god if this thing can’t change form…

      • EarthenWarrior

        i am working on it, either a big flat wall for defense
        a orb for attack and a X for speed

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          thank god :3
          Wait defensive Ice t…. OH GOD DAMNIT

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh knock it off

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            That’s what’ll happen to your Ice/Psychic mon :33

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Or pursuit
            Or Fire blast
            Or flamethrower
            Or Spirit Shackle… shadow sneak
            Sucker Punch
            Leech life
            Stealth rocks
            (A couple hours later)
            And that’s why ice is a great defensive type!

          • EarthenWarrior

            well it’s not a defensive type originally
            this pokemon randomly changes its form during battle

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Randomly? I see counterplays all over

    • I want an Ice/Psychictype that isn’t Jynx so bad

    • EarthenWarrior

      alright its ability will be called
      Power Alignment: This Pokemon Assumes a form when entering battle and changes at the end of the turn
      Attack Alignment
      Defense Alignment
      Speed Alignment

      so it’s a total 1 out of three chances this pokemon does what you want

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        ANNNND THAT’S A PU MOOOOOOOOOONNNN
        No but seriously, that ability needs some balancing

        • EarthenWarrior

          screw that, i put literally 10 seconds on this one

      • Chaos

        Sounds like a solid NU Pokemon

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Pu

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Ehh if if has good stats low NU

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            IF
            I mean, Avalugg

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            The only way to save Avalugg would be to make it into one of the greatest physically defensive types

            And even then it’s HP holds it back

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yes, indeed it does

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    *wants to change name again*

    *hasn’t been a day since I changed name*

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3449d29ba7c7f69c54a2d5bc860aab8a3825473be57dcff515c58b3eb3fb92e3.jpg

  • How to fix Ice Type: Remove it

    • Chaos

      And then introduce Fairy Type V2 to deal with Dragons.

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Dairy type

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Or just call it moo type

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s not just cows that make dairy you racist

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            In the Pokemon world it is
            I believe miltank can flat out make yogurt

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Gogoat learns milk drink

            Check mate thiest

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            So can Smearg…..
            That’s a bad mental imge

          • And any Pokémon with Mimic

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            NOPE NOPE

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          drain type

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Aw c’mon, ice types are cool

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        I’m giving you the cold shoulder

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          You’re giving me chills

      • Shady

        I think she mean the lack of ice mon in SM.

      • I love them but Game Freak hates them so much they might as well

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Weavile, Cloyster and Froslass are the only well designed ice types in a competitive sense imo

          And even then Cloyster is only because Shell Smash and Skill Link buffing it to hell

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            I thought Mamoswine Was good

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Forgot about it but that’s only really because it got lucky with its secondary type

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            and has godlike stats

          • EarthenWarrior

            and access to Ice Shard, seriously that move is the shiiizz
            I run Adamant Expert Belt and that obliterates dragons left and right

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Expert belt dude wtf
            It runs life orb

          • Chaos

            I’d say Life Orb or Sash Stealth Rocker are good sets.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Exactly

          • EarthenWarrior

            dude it’s my Mamoswine and i’ve been running Expert belt from the start and it helps fine

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            If you say so

          • Chaos

            I’d say the typing helps mamoswine more than anything. Ground negates Stealth Rock weakness, and gives it Stab EQ. Yeh 130 attack is great, but speed is sub par, and it’s still weak to very common priority.

            Also Ice Shard off 130 attack stat is awesome.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            True, it’s honestly one of the best Ice types in general

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Mamoswine

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I just want a gen with a lot of great ice. Just like gen 5 was to bug types

  • Does anyone else just love Gen 7 Leech Life?

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Worth sacrificing dig to the move tutor gods imo

      • EarthenWarrior

        Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          yesssssss

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Purrrrrrrrrrr

        • Dig was almost useless anyways lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            i still liked using it in my play throughs

      • It has become one of my favorite moves

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        So who used dig?

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Why dig when Bulldoze and Earthquake exist

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Or even any other ground move

          • EarthenWarrior

            maybe for leveling purposes?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Nearly everything that gets Dig gets a better option

          • EarthenWarrior

            well not anymore since they buffed it
            and i’m talking past gens where u couldn’t get a ton of Earthquakes or Bulldoze

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            But past Gens still have dig

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes and hence why i said leveling purposes
            i mean not every poke got a decent Ground move other than Dig at the time

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            But those Gens still have dig

            It’s outclassed then not now

          • EarthenWarrior

            dude are you dumb or just ignoring what i’m saying
            Yes Dig was available in past gens, i’m saying it was good for early leveling because it was a strong early Ground move
            it’s not competitively viable today but during a play through it was a good move to have
            what are you not understanding

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            No, we’re talking about how dig is irrelevant now and how leech life was a better replacement

            In SuMo it’s mostly outclassed

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          I used it when I needed to get out of a dungeon in BW

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Teleport and escape rope
            And teleport takes you back to a pokemon center

        • EarthenWarrior

          actually 1V1 Riolu use it

          • That is the most niche niche in the history of niches

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            More niche than attack torb

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Wha….

          • EarthenWarrior

            i think Prankster Copycat or something i dunno, it came up more then once so i dunno

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Actually if it’s comp then you could just transfer or possibly move tutor

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Everyone does

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I can dig it

    • Chaos

      Yes, but I would have liked it if all Draining moves were buffed to 80 BP.

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Draining Kiss Comfey would become the true beast buster

        • Chaos

          That thing cock blocks Kommo-o so hard it’s not even funny. and it annoys the crap out of me, you can have the perfect set up opportunity (against a Swellow locked into Boomburst for example), but it will always come in force you out no matter what.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Parabolic charge please

  • Soooo… what are some of your favorite moves?

    In no particular order:
    Leech Life
    Destiny Bond
    Spark Surfer
    Metronome
    That darkrai exclusive move
    Relic Song

    • Oh and Nuzzle!

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Dark void?

      • Yep that’s the one

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yey

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Draco meteor
      Necrozma’s signature move
      Sword dance (my favorite)
      Metronome
      Thunderbolt
      Oblivion wing
      V create
      Shadow sneak
      Spectral Thief
      Fusion Bolt

      • KᑌᑭᑭO

        Zen headbutt and Moonblast too

      • I didn’t even know Necrozma had a signature move

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Prismatic Lazer, it’s beautiful

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Moonblast
      Geomancy
      Blast Burn
      Shell Smash
      Nuzzle
      Draining Kiss
      Quiver Dance
      Nasty Plot
      Swords Dance
      Leech Life
      Leaf Blade
      (Thank Lurantis for those three)

    • Chaos

      Head Smash
      Dragon Dance
      Substitute (combined with a Set Up move)
      Drain Punch
      Devastating Drake
      Draco Meteor

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Liquidation
      Sinister Arrow Raid
      Spirit Shackle
      Shadow Sneak
      Spectral Thief
      Soul Stealing Seven star strike
      V-create
      Origin Pulse
      Uturn
      Volt Switch

      • EarthenWarrior

        can anybody put a list not dominated by signature moves

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          make a list without physical moves Earthen, you can’t ;3

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s because when i’m here i like to get physical

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Physical wall

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Sexual harassment

          • EarthenWarrior

            Harassing people is like half my job

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA
            EARTHEN’S A RAPIST!?

          • EarthenWarrior

            harassment isn’t solely in sexual terms y’know

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But you said it’s half your job when responding to a comment that said sexual harassment

          • EarthenWarrior

            i said harassing, you’re the ones making about sex

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            The original count said sexual harassment

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes, then i just said harassing, doesn’t mean its sexual harassment

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            But you commented on a comment saying sexual harassment

            Context motherfucker do you speak it

          • EarthenWarrior

            in this case Nupe >:P

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Thank bee4 yu spek Earthi boi

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But you commented on a comment that said sexual harassment

          • Gross

        • They are the coolest ones though

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Sig moves are designed to look good

          Also mine only had one-three depending on how you classify them

    • EarthenWarrior

      Rock Wrecker
      Hammer Arm
      Drill Run
      Fire Punch
      Head Smash
      Rollout
      Flame Charge
      Heavy Slam

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Everyone is physical and involves heavy force, the creativity is real

        • EarthenWarrior

          that’s all i need

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I forget you can’t have creativity when your head is nothing more than rocks

          • EarthenWarrior

            refresh I added a few more

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Grudge an’ spite

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Faint Attack (Gen.4)
      Dark Pulse (Gen.4)
      Bubble Beam
      Brutal Swing
      Hyper Fang
      Water Gun
      Razor Leaf
      Psychic
      Flamethrower
      Thunder
      Tail Whip

  • Daedardus

    Is there anyone else who turns of battle animations the first time they boot up the game and has absolutely no idea how the moves look like? I feel like the time saved is worth more than seeing the animations for every move.

    • Chaos

      Not for my first run through.

      But definitely when I’m BP Grinding and EV training.

    • I only turn them off when doing something tedious like EV training, SOS Chaining or playing X and Y

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    So I just realised all my first sun team has (had in one case) set up moves

    Lur & Lycan – SD
    Sal & Rai – NP
    Rib – QD
    Prim – Work Up (got replaced tho)

    • Chaos

      Do you follow the standard move set up of

      Slot 1 – Primary Stab
      Slot 2 – Secondary Stab (or good synergistic move with primary STAB)
      Slot 3 – Status or Set Up Move
      Slot 4 – Filler

      But yeh I have to ensure I have set up on at least some of my Pokemon.
      A Salazzle with NP basically runs through Lusamine’s team is SuMo

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        In SuMo that was practically it, I don’t usually do it tho

  • So in Red and Blue outside of Celeson City, there is this tree and if you examine it you find an Escape Rope 0.o

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oh shit you found where I was

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      In XY you find an escape rope in the house the old man dies in

      • Daedardus

        You know why it’s called an escape rope 😉

    • EarthenWarrior

      i should have a noose collection….

      • Yeah maybe no

        • EarthenWarrior

          fine i’ll stick to my collection of other people’s wallets

          • No to that also

          • EarthenWarrior

            God you never let me do anything fun

          • Collect Pokémon cards or the souls of the damned or something

          • EarthenWarrior

            i probably steel 25 bucks worth of booster packs a week, i guess i could be more involved with that

            And the Souls of the Damn hasn’t been on the menu since 2015

          • Daedardus

            Wait do you really steal people’s wallet?

          • EarthenWarrior

            ………..i did find a wallet or two in my lifetime and i still technically have them

            so technically its not stealing just more finding the spoils

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            WTF dude your meant to turn them in

          • Have you not played Chutes and Ladders?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s snakes and ladders you new worlder brute :p

          • Same thing

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’ve played it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i play my abridged game Brutes and Batter
            it’s funner because of the higher concussion rate

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Pretty normal to moi

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Very naughty indeed •_•

    • Daedardus

      I’m missing some context.

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        You’ve never heard of the human centipede?

        • Daedardus

          I do, but I’m not getting the convo.

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            It’s a joke about the length of the film vs the length of the human centipede itself

          • Daedardus

            That I got too, but how did it come to that in the first place?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Friend was asking for movie recs

    • Pharap

      NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • EarthenWarrior

    Thanks to Rick and Morty, a packet of Szechuan sauce was just sold on eBay for $15,000

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Lmao

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Cats or dogs?

  • Get off Kurusu!

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    https://youtu.be/m4ffnQ7QVEk

    • I have the lowest of expectations at this point.

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Tbh the new gems are probs gonna be the freakish love children of periods and lapis for the small one and Ruby and garnet for the big one

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Periods and lapis
          Welp that sounds kinky

          • Do gems even have periods?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Where else would diamond dust come from?

        • Because of course we need MORE characters

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Tbh if this show wasn’t trying to lord itself as an all ages affair I wouldn’t care but if it’s just a kids show they need to appeal to the target audience and not the tumblr audience who watch it online

          • That’s no excuse really. Just because it’s a kids show doesn’t mean it’s ok to be HEAVILY flawed in many ways. Look at any Disney movie as evidence for that

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Think though

            Superiorly Better than Teen Titans Go

          • Pretty low bar

          • Pharap

            I’ve seen precisely one clip of Teen Titans Go.
            It was enough to tell me that even the Teletubbies is better than Teen Titans Go.
            The original Teen Titans is rolling in its grave.

          • Pharap

            The moment tumblr latches onto anything it’s instantly doomed.
            Tumblr is a horrifying place.

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          *Peridot

      • Get off Kurusu!

        I have very high hopes maybe
        “The plot thickens”…
        If you didn’t no thats my signature suprise phrase

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
  • Blitzin’ Arcanine

    If anyone’s curious, the reason why I changed my username to an Arcanine one was bc of this set I made:
    Arcanine @ Firium Z
    Intimidate
    Adamant
    4 HP, 252 ATK, 252 SPD
    -Sunny Day
    -Flare Blitz
    -Wild Charge
    -Extreme Speed/Close Combat
    Essentially Z-Sunny Day moveset. I’ve been in love with these z-moves lately 😀

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oh boi

      • Blitzin’ Arcanine

        Yep, it actually works very well.
        Like Ground types usually get one shot by Flare Blitz.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Oh boi :3

          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            Oh boi indeed

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yey

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph


    The epitome of romance

    • EarthenWarrior

      nuh uh

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        That one’s pretty good too
        Especially the Oh Baby part

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Beautiful

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        indeed

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Are me and @BigGuyI:disqus the only people who’ve watched Weebls videos?

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      Si

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Yep

    • Oui

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Welp

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      I remember watching a Weebl and Bob video years ago, I think it was about IKEA…

  • Uhgggg… I’m almost out of towers in BotW! I really liked climbing them and the perfect music that went with it

    • EarthenWarrior

      it’s a painful but necessary

  • Why is Zelda so cute in BotW seriously

  • Blitzin’ Arcanine

    Sorta an odd question, but what is everyone’s favorite ship between two different Pokemon?

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      The SS Anne

      • Pharap

        S. S. Anne is overrated.

        • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

          Ikr what’s even so special about it you get cut and battle the douche

          Nothing like S. S. Spiral, who elegantly cuts through unbreakable ice to help you reach new land :’)

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            There’s other ships?

          • Pharap

            Royal Unova,
            S. S. Spiral (which I sadly admit I forgot about)
            The Seagallops (there were more than one)
            That submarine Magma/Aqua stole
            Mr Briney’s ship
            The ship to the Battle Frontier
            The Alola ship (which gets neglected after getting Charizard-powered flight)

            Pretty sure there’s others.

            And then there’s the S. S. Libra which everyone forgets because it’s in a dessert.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Sea gallop has a great name though…

          • Pharap
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hippocampus confirmed

    • The Royal Unova

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      The S. S. Spiral, so underrated

    • Pharap

      S. S. Libra

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Stars least favourite ship :p

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        That one is good

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          The best

      • Pharap

        Looks like something from Dragon Quest.

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          There’s flying ships in DQ? 😮

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            I WISH

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Atleast Bravely 2nd has those

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Flying boats make me so happy because random encounters get annoying 😀

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            There are random encounters in flying ships?

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            No, it makes me happy because I don’t need to get into them anymore in the overworld

          • Pharap

            There’s flying castles, flying horses, flying trains…

            Sadly I can’t recall any flying boats, but I’m sure there must be one somewhere.

          • Ithsme?

            Flying trains….

            That reminds me, I need to finish DGIX. I started it 5 or 6 years ago.

          • Pharap

            Sadly you’ve probably missed your chance to get the DLC quests.
            It’s definately the best DQ game though.
            Aftergame is good too, lots of places to explore, quests to do, grottoes to clear.

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Flying castles, sounds pretty cool

          • Pharap
          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            Imagine this game getting a remake and seeing this scene in 3d :0

          • Pharap

            It did get a remake or two but I can’t find an image of the castle flying.

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~
          • Pharap

            DQ 5 had a whole kingdom of fairies.

            Shame it wasn’t particularly good, DQ6 and DQ 7 were better

    • Ultron

      The S.S. Cactus (abandoned ship)

  • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

    Lol enjoy this trash

    Can’t tell if intentionally vague and simple vague backstory or shitty first draft

    Seraph. Kuppo. Kurusu. Star. The four had planned this moment for days, a perfect day witch an idyllic picnic with a healthy balance of carbohydrates, meats, vegetables, and desserts. But that all changed when the Fire – Type attacked.

    Seraph smiled to himself as he blissfully munched on his cookies, unaware of the advancing feline behind him. By the time that Kuppo – who had been sat opposite him – even managed to muster up a warning, the boy was in the beast’s shadow.

    He immediately jumped to his feet, scattering all of his delicious cookies to the floor as his head collided with his Hakamo-o’s cold, hard scales.

    Seraph’s world went as black as his little edgelord soul wished to be.

    ~Line Break~

    A gentle, caring breeze gently caressed Seraph’s face. It slowly awoke him, leaving the boy confused as he looked around the room he was in. His dorm room, which he shared with Kuppo.

    His roommate rushed to his side as he let out a yawn.

    “You okay?” Kuppo asked.

    “Forget me! What about the cookies!?”

    Kuppo grimly shook his head.

    Seraph’s eyes began to well with the tears of a thousand emos. “My… my cookies… They were fresh… New to this world…”

    Kuppo patted his friend’s back, and handed him a hot drink.

    “I’m sure the Incineroar didn’t mean to scare you like tha-”

    “THAT’S IT!” Seraph cried. “IT WAS THAT YAOI HANDED BASTARD THAT DID IT! I’LL DESTROY THAT INCINEROAR! DESTROY THEM ALL! I’LL KNOCK ‘EM DOWN FROM RARELY SEEN TO NEVER SEEN!”

    Kuppo had nearly lunged to the other side of the small apartment-style dorm room in order to avoid the hot beverage Seraph and unceremoniously thrown to the floor. He murmured to himself.

    “You must of hit your head off of Hakamo-o harder than we thought…”

    • Pharap

      I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        Both

        Also I need to interrogate you for a team of three for the series 😡

        • Pharap

          Only if I can get a ‘no yaoi hands’ clause in my contract.

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Fine, no yaoi hands will touch you or be part of your body uwu

          • Pharap

            Part of me thinks people should have chosen Pseudonyms for these stories. Seeing internet names in place of human ones looks odd.

            Not sure when I’ll next be free for lengthy interrogationg so it might be best to write down all your questions and send them in a PM over the forums.

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Oh no I just meant I need three Pokemon for you XD

            And tbh I quite like using Internet monikers, it allows me to keep this vague thing I’ve got going on (it’s why I haven’t mentioned their appearances or exact beverage, etc)

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Ooh also since you’re a ‘chaos character’ you can bend the rules so you can have legends and more than three Pokemon

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            Yoo don’t want to sound like a nag but Pharap could I get you to quickly list your Pokemon before I go to bed? It’s fine if you can’t decide now or whatever but I’m just wanting to be info so I have your character ready to use whenever XD

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      YES I LOVE THIS
      THE SMOGON JOKE MAKES THE ENTIRE THING

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        You know it boi

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Yas

    • KᑌᑭᑭO
  • Uhhh wat. Is the Specter of Torment campaign not out on 3DS yet?

    • Ithsme?

      It should be, it came out yesterday supposedly for 3DS.

      Speaking of which, I still need to start that on Wii u.

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    hello??

    • Ithsme?

      Si

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        heyyoo

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Hola señora

  • Ithsme?

    Eevee’s animal inspiration is a ______.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Luna moth

      • Ithsme?

        It’s a coelacanth you moron

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT’S HEATMOR

          • Ithsme?

            Oh shoot you’re right. Then it must be a grasshopper

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            No, it’s the Sea Pig

          • Ithsme?

            No no no, that’s Pidgey. Eevee is a unicorn

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Or a beluga whale

          • Ithsme?

            Hmm, idk. Eevee indeed does have qualities of both a unicorn and a beluga whale, so I think it’s still up for debate

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Belunicorn

          • Ithsme?

            No
            NO
            WAIT HOLD UP

            It’s not a belunicorn, it’s a uniwhale. It’s a narwhal!

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            YAS

          • Ithsme?

            Mystery solved, our work here is done

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ye

          • EarthenWarrior

            Weewhal and Northwhal

          • Ithsme?

            ??

          • EarthenWarrior

            my Narwhals

          • Ithsme?

            Ever played Stawhal?

          • EarthenWarrior

            my brother has it on his laptop

          • Ithsme?

            I love starwhal

          • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

            We need to build a whal

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Earthen… the video.. you know what one

          • EarthenWarrior

            Of course

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            We need it now
            Post it

          • EarthenWarrior

            of course

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            :3

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Love it

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      monstrosity

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      Eevee.

      They’re based on themselves

      • Ithsme?

        Ehh, but cat or dog

        • KᑌᑭᑭO

          Fox

          • KᑌᑭᑭO

            A fennec fox specifically

          • Ithsme?

            Huh.

            Never thought about that.

    • Ultron

      Fox obvi

      • Ithsme?

        Makes sense, never considered that.

        • Ultron

          Espeon is very feline though.

          • Ithsme?

            I mean I know there is a debate about it, but fox makes a lot of sense.

    • Pharap

      Mammal

    • EarthenWarrior

      a 12 piece bucket of chicken with extra skin

      • Ithsme?

        Mmm

        • EarthenWarrior

          • Shady

            I didn’t how humanz can eat this shit.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Squeeeee i got a Sandshrew, aqnd a real one not one of those shitty ice ones off WT
    http://i.imgur.com/mvjfng2.gif

    • Pharap

      I’ve always wondered why Sandshrew’s scales have a brick pattern.

      • EarthenWarrior

        i love those

  • EarthenWarrior

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      YAS

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      o boi a classic

  • Pharap
    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      why does he exist?

  • Shady
    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      coool

    • Tardigrade

      How does anyone but incineroar play, they have no fingers XD

      • EarthenWarrior

        technically you only need thumbs to play (minus LR button)

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Welp just two more fanmons to go… AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR THESE LAST TWO

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Opium? More like nopium

  • EarthenWarrior

    quiet……

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      too quiet…..

      • EarthenWarrior

        HIT THE DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          OKAY!!

  • Any tips on getting through the Lost Woods?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      you don’t need help

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmm what are you having issues with

      • Well I keep getting teleported back to this one tree

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          that tree is your father star

        • EarthenWarrior

          Follow the light

          • I did there are no more lights

          • EarthenWarrior

            well keep looking until you have to make your own light

        • Ithsme?

          Go left for a while then up.

          Trust me, I think I know exactly what tree you mean.

  • Ithsme?

    Well…
    CND is waiting outside NYC for three days for MK8 Deluxe. I mean I get it’s fun to hype things up but waiting for three days outside for a game that 90% came out 3 years ago? xD

  • OH SHIT THE MASTER SWORD

    • Ithsme?

      Did my advice help? :3

      Also, be careful…

      • Yeeeeaah almost died lol

        • Ithsme?

          But did you get it or will you have to come back?

          • Gotta come back later

          • Ithsme?

            Do you want to know how many hearts you need or should I leave it a secret?

          • I think I heard 15 hearts somewhere which sounds about right

          • Ithsme?

            I heard 13 but it’s somewhere within that range.

          • MelloMori

            You are correct with that number.

          • Wooooo!! Only one more heart to get then!

      • I have so many Korok Seeds to cash in…. this will take a while 😛

  • EarthenWarrior

    WT is being muey sucko tonight
    nothing but route 1 fodder, alola starters and magikarp

  • Monkeyfuzz

    What is the best Araquanid build? Might shiny hunt it. Also ball, I’m thinking Dive, Net or Beast?

    • EarthenWarrior

      ironically i just got a Araquanid via WT this very second
      Talk to Seraph he gets boners for that thing
      I run Adamant Max Atk HP with Leftovers/Life orb
      Liquidation
      Leech Life
      Poison Jab
      Mirror Coat

      I think Raph uses a special wall but i like this one

      • Monkeyfuzz

        OK thanks. I want to get both Bug/Waters shiny. I thought Adamant but then I wasn’t sure if it ran 0 speed IV or something.

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Adamant
          Liquidation
          Lunge
          Leech Life
          Mirror Coat
          if you want single Araq
          You could run brave and replace lunge for scald if you wanna try trick room but I prefer Adamant

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Trick Room can be… tricky. Thanks, I’ll go for Adamant.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yw! 😀
            Or you could go for the VGC set

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Oh and for item, AV, Waterium-Z, Choice Band
            Leftovers can work VGC

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oh and Net

  • Breath of the Wild is the best game ever

    fight me

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I’d fight you but you’re 100 percent right

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Full body tackle*

      • Excuse me? Do you disagree?

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t
          but you said to fight you, your words

          • Fight me if you disagree. Come on Earthen, use that brain.

          • EarthenWarrior

            My Brain?…..
            *Relentlessly headbutts*

    • Ithsme?

      Xenoblade
      Put up your dukes

      • …. this one?
        http://nichegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/xenoblade-chronicles-04-27-16-1.jpg

        Cuz if so, a fair duel, but I’d argue BotW’s world is much more beautiful with more things to find

        • Ithsme?

          Yeah. X was awesome but not at the level of the original

          • X would be better if they didn’t block my path with crazy high level enemies

          • Ithsme?

            Just sneak around them. 😛

          • I tried
            I died
            I sighed

          • Ithsme?

            I think there was some art that allowed you to sneak better, but I could be wrong. Tough enemies are a hugh part of the appeal of Xenoblade though, and a huge part of X, for me. It adds to the feeling of an unforgiving planet you’re on. Just because you’re at a certain level doesn’t mean the planet’s monsters are going to be as well; and that added to the feeling for me.

          • I think I also never really grasped the arts system either. I just remember shooting these huge beams at enemies and freaking out over how awesome they were until they had to recharge

          • Ithsme?

            Haha, I get that. That’s pretty much what I did in the original Xenoblade for a while. Eventually though you develop a bit of a strategy, though it’s still mostly spamming.

          • Ultron

            Sounds like Shadow of Mordor

  • I wish I had anyone who would listen to me about how much I love Breath of the Wild. I just love it so much. Like everything is perfect. You just get totally lost and omg i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvee it

    • EarthenWarrior

      i get the feeling, it’s harder and harder to find people to geek out with in person who actually knows it

      • Non of my friends play video games it suuuuucks. They like games but non of them actually play them

        • EarthenWarrior

          I work with these….special needs guys on the weekends running “a game club” and they’re fond of the games but half of them aren’t good at them, i mean a few are really good but honestly don’t play all that often, and these other two don’t even play at all

        • Ultron

          I know a lot of people who want to play it, but just can’t afford a switch atm

        • Ithsme?

          I get you. One of my closest friends doesn’t like video games. He doesn’t see how they’re fun.

          • EarthenWarrior

            how….how is he still living….?

          • Ithsme?

            He’s on life support, then drip melted game discs in through an IV

          • Ithsme?

            *they

    • TheMonster6893

      I get ya. While I have friends to talk nerdy stuff about for sure, I don’t really have anyone in particular that I can just gush over stuff with. I can do it with my brother, but mostly we just listen to each other talk about nerdy stuff because nobody else would put up with our shit hahaha

    • Ithsme?

      That’s why I’m writing a review, among other reasons.

      • I’m writing one too… after I kill Ganon so… see ya in 100 years

        • Ithsme?

          Yep, yep. I began the game on release date, and I likely won’t finish until late next week. I’m far from completing everything, but I think I’m close to doing everything I want to with the game.

          • I’m a bit distracted because I need thirty of these stealth fish guys so I can get my Sheikah Armor to level 4… but now I’m distracted by the Korok trials… and then I need to get another heart to get the Master Sword… then I still have two more divine beasts to do and there is an island I want to find and…

            god, this game is insane

          • Ithsme?

            I’m in the middle of my Eventide island quest, this part of the game is so fun. I killed a hinox using nothing but bombs and a rock.

          • EarthenWarrior

            OMF I LOVED THAT ONE

          • Ithsme?

            It’s so fun so far. I’ve already lost once though, so I’m trying to be careful.

          • One of the most frustrating thing to me in some games is when I do a side quest but that opens up 3 other side quests and it just keeps giving me more. BotW is the definition of that but it’s so engaging and perfect and I don’t know why.

          • Ithsme?

            Have you done the Tarrey town one yet? I just got done with that.

          • THERES A WHOLE OTHER TOWN I HAVENT FOUND?????

            Wait unless it’s the Rito one?

          • Ithsme?

            Nope, but saying anymore would be heavy quest spoilers.

  • EarthenWarrior

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh four magikarps in a row….
    worst WTW ever

  • So maybe a dumb question but… what’s the point of using Cartridges other than not having to have a huge disc drive on the switch?

    • Ithsme?

      1. Size, honestly
      2. Don’t quote me on this, but I believe cartridges have faster read speeds.

      • Pharap

        Size as in physical dimensions or size as in memory density?
        I’m not actually sure about that point, I’ll have to check since I don’t work with discs very often.

        Modern cartridges do indeed have faster read speeds.
        It’s marginally debatable because the data on discs can be cached, which makes the cached part of data as fast as the memory it’s written to.
        If it’s not in cache though, it has to be written to cache, which is slow, so debate over – discs are lame.

        • Ithsme?

          Physical dimensions, should’ve been more specific. 😛
          But yeah, it would be awkward to have a disc drive on a portable.

          • Pharap

            It depends on the disk size. The PSP did quite well as far as using discs for portable things, but the size will limit the memory density:
            A PSP disc can hold 1.8GB (if dual layered) and is 64mm wide.
            Your standard SD card is 32mmx24mm and can hold up to 128GB.
            The Switch cartridges (not sure what size they are) can hold up to 32GB.

          • Ithsme?

            For reference, Switch carts are about 2/3 the size of a DS cart.

          • Pharap

            That’s tiny. No wonder they had to give them the weird coating.

            I would have been tempted to put a larger case around them just to make them harder to loose, even at the expense of requiring a larger port.

    • EarthenWarrior

      they taste better

      • Ithsme?

        They give me the breath of the wild

    • Pharap

      AHEM *resident programmer*

      Reason 1: Random Access vs Sequential Access

      Disks have to be spun so they tend to be accessed sequentially, whereas cartridges are flash memory, which admittedly still has to be accessed in blocks, but it can be memory-mapped so it’s easier to interface.

      Reason 2: Custom Peripheral Modification

      Disks are stuck being plain old disks.
      Cartridges can contain other devices like extra RAM (DS Browser Memory Extender), small processors, gyroscopes (Like in the Wii motion plus), light sensors (Very rare GBA games I can’t remember the name of), motors (GBA Rumble Pak).

      Reason 3: Nostalgia

      Admit it, cartridges are more nostalgic.

      Reason 4: Proprietaryness

      It’s easier to region lock Cartridges because you can do it in-hardware rather than in-software, so clever programmers can’t trick the system into ignoring the region locking. Clever hardware engineers still can though.

      • Ultron

        Didn’t they stop doing region-locking though?

        • Ithsme?

          Yep.

        • Pharap

          They have, but I was just listing general reasons.
          They probably removed region locking precistly because of the workarounds I mentioned (never forget the old Gamecube DIY Region Switch trick).

          • Ultron

            So overall do you think cartridges were a smart choice?

          • Pharap

            Almost certainly.
            Especially since they made the console semi-portable.

          • Ultron

            Do you think other companies might follow suit? Aren’t cartridges more expensive?

          • Pharap

            Pricing depends on the number being manufactured and whether you’re using a public standard or a proprietary standard (which is why so many things use USB and SD these days, although not all obey the standard properly).

            As for whether other companies follow, it depends how much noise people make about cartridges and what the company’s design team says. If the company thinks it will boost sales they’ll use them, otherwise it depends on what the design team and the accountancy team say.

          • Ultron

            It seems overall more beneficial, but I guess we’ll just have to see

          • Pharap

            WIth one caveat:
            They made them too small.
            They should have artificially made them at least GBA cart size.

          • Ultron

            I wonder if they’ll ever go back to disks. Personally I like the idea of cartridges way more.

          • Pharap

            It will depend on how the technology evolves.

            I also prefer cartridges (larger ones though, not tiny tiny ones), but if they go for disks again they should do a gamecube style slot – passing a disk to my wii for it to ‘eat’ always unnerved me.

          • Ultron

            Yeah, I get you. I never liked the noise they made

          • Pharap

            Not just that, but there’s no way to tell how far in it’s supposed to go before eating it so it often tries to snatch it before your ready.

            Also no way to check if there’s a disk in there without powering it.
            With a GC you just lift the lid.

          • Ultron

            True! Yeah I don’t like slots for any type of disk

  • TCRowlet

    Just a couple more days. All I want to do is race.

    • EarthenWarrior

      enjoy the 60 dollar dlc

      • TCRowlet

        I will! Playing it outside of the confines of my home is reason enough for me to buy it again. One of my favorite games to play.

        • EarthenWarrior

          alone

          • TCRowlet

            ??

          • EarthenWarrior

            no wi-fi and how many people have a switch near you

          • You have two joycons

          • TCRowlet

            You can make your phone a hotspot…and I have friends that will be playing it lol.

          • … omg why didn’t I think of that?

      • Well fam… it’s a port. A port to a system I would much rather play on. Heck, they could port every game ever to the Switch and I would probably rather play it on there. (Unless you try to charge me 30$ for Cave Story then I’m saying no to that bs).

        I never bought any of the DLC but I really want to play MK on the Switch. It could be lots of fun with my brother on long car rides to my grandparent’s house. Not to mention the fact that they added new characters, new tracks, battle mode and even a second item like in double dash!

        • EarthenWarrior

          there’s no new tracks
          if they added 2 new cups i’d buy it in a heartbeat

          • Oh, well… new to me then 😛

          • Ultron

            Do we know if they kept the shy guy and yoshi color skins for this port?

          • TCRowlet

            Everything from MK8 is in here, except for the re-used race tracks as battle courses and fire hopping.

          • Ultron

            Oh, well that’s good at least. I do wish they had added a few more racers though

          • TCRowlet

            I hope they add more cups as DLC still, but if they don’t I’m fine, MK8 is the best MK imo.

          • Ultron

            Easily!

          • Ithsme?

            Might as well add my two cents. While it is the best MK game for sure, adding what amounts to one relevant feature that should’ve been in the original and charging full price for a 3 year old game is too much. Make it 50, at least, but 60 is just unjustified. I really want to get it for portability and such, but I can’t justify spending full price on a 3 year old game I already own.

          • TCRowlet

            That’s fine. The game is moreso marketed at all the people that didn’t buy a Wii U. To a lot of people, it’s a new game, with all the DLC of the original

          • Ithsme?

            The only game that I would pay in full for to use in portable would be Xenoblade X. I lost all my save data on my Wii U copy, and I want to play again but don’t have the heart to. But being able to boot it up within 3 seconds like that would be awesome.

          • Inklings are all I needed really. Some of my favorite Nintendo character designs recently. Still hoping they get into SSB

          • Ultron

            I think that’s very likely

        • TCRowlet

          F**k the Wii U

          • Ultron

            Fuck the Wii U!!!! 😀

        • Pharap

          Cave Story was built for PC 😛

          • I would love to play it on handheld though since I couldn’t when it was on DSi and the 3DS version apparently was really buggy?

            I’ll wait until it drops to below 5$

          • Pharap

            The original is free forever. (I played it before they brought it to DS.)

            I can believe it would be, it’s harder to port a PC game (aimed at x86) to a console than vice versa. Especially if it wasn’t using OpenGL or some common library like SDL. Not sure what Doukutsu No Monogatari was written in tbh.

          • I played it on PC free. One of my favorite games…. even if my save file is still sitting in prefab house with Ballos undefeated >.>
            But like… 30$ for a game that came out for free in 2004? Wat?

          • Pharap

            Worst bit: only a tiny fraction of that is going to the guy who spent 5 years writing the game in the first place. The rest goes to the company that did the porting.

            Even the steam version (CaveStory+, which added better graphics and optimisation) is only £10.99.

            I never defeated Ballos either, I got lazy shortly after meeting Curly Brace and stealing her panties.

          • I hate that so much.That guy made such a great game that did so much for indie games and he barely gets any reward for it.

          • Pharap

            At least the name ‘Pixel’ will be forever remembered in the history books.

            His story is the true indie story.

          • he also made this perfection

          • Pharap

            Pixel is one of those rare programmers that’s good at audio (he’s made his own audio/music composition software).
            Most programmers aren’t very good musicians (but most are acceptable artists).

          • oh but this one is somehow even better

          • Pharap

            Yup, they don’t make music like they used to.
            RSE still has my favourite Pokemon soundtrack (as a whole).

          • I’d say it’s just a bit different. Shovel Knight and Undertale have some of my favorite game OSTs.

          • Pharap

            Not played Shovel Knight.
            Avoiding Undertale because it’s over-hyped and most people who play it probably haven’t even heard of Mother.

    • I can’t play MK8D yet!!! I still have so much to do! Breath of the Wild and Specter of Torment… Uhggggg why can’t it be summer yet?

      • TCRowlet

        I haven’t even done a Divine Beast xD 504 Koroks though!

        • o.o
          holy shit. I have like… 60? I think?

          • TCRowlet

            They are EVERYWHERE

          • I always pick up rocks and stuff but maybe I just don’t look hard enough

          • Ithsme?

            I have only 70. ;_;

        • Ithsme?

          Why do you torture yourself? xD
          Vah Ruta has been the highlight of the game for me so far, just ignoring the DBs entirely for that long isn’t fun. At least it doesn’t sound fun, idk.

          • TCRowlet

            It isn’t fun, but I need to finish everything that I can before I tackle the story 🙁

          • Ithsme?

            But why do you feel the need to do that? What I did was I explored and did a bunch of stuff in each area as I progressed with the story. I went to story areas and then gutted the activities from there.

          • TCRowlet

            Because that’s how I play :S

          • Ithsme?

            Fair, fair. It’s not my place to convince you to play one way over another. Heck, that’s the entire point of open world. People can play how they want to. But, for me, that strategy would be infuriating.

          • TCRowlet

            I want to take on all the divine beasts wearing the original outfit! 😀 And not one of the old ones from an Amiibo xD

          • Nothing will beat the Sheikah Armor. I love Sheik so much so dressing up like him is super rad

          • Ithsme?

            -_-
            Wouldn’t it make more sense to take them on with the champion’s tunic? Rather than trying to relive old link, create experiences with the identity of new link.

          • TCRowlet

            I’m a nostalgia blind fool!

          • Ithsme?

            Haha, alright then. xD
            How do you get the original tunic and stuff?

          • TCRowlet

            Complete all shrines

          • Ithsme?

            I’m like 74 in, so I’m getting there.

          • TCRowlet

            96!

          • Ithsme?

            Shoot, so close. xD
            I’m not sure whether or not I’ll go for completion, it seems so far off.

          • Seriously though, Just jumping in the air and shooting the beast with time slowed down is amazing

          • Ithsme?

            It was more of an experience than an actual fight, but I’m ok with that. It just made me feel really badass. Plus the music!

          • That fight made me realize how important playing with headphones when in handheld mode is

          • Ithsme?

            That goes for handhelds in general, too.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i think my biggest love out of the whole Divine Beast parts was just walking about and for the first time you see something moving around you’re like like HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT COLOSSAL THING

          • I got that feeling more with the Gerudo one (the only other one I’ve done) With how I was only able to see its feet.

          • EarthenWarrior

            now only if they made em look like their pilots ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • The gerudo are awesome in this game. I like how they have this whole little town thats just packed with fun things like that voe class

          • EarthenWarrior

            i just like how they’re fucking amazons and delves more into their culture

            Also i’m actually surprised that Gorons don’t value gemstones

          • well there is that jewelry shop

      • Ultron

        It’s summer for me starting tomorrow 😛

        • Aw lucky! I still have another month to go through! One thing that keeps me sane though is art class because I fucking love art class. Just that hour and a half keeps me alive the rest of the day. So much fun.

          • Ultron

            You’re in high school, right?

          • yep

          • Ultron

            Rough. Are you planning on going to college after?

          • Probably. It’s more of a matter of what kind of college though. I’m still uncertain if I care enough about game development to pursue it or if I want to focus on something like illustration or animation. I’m leaning towards art stuff though so it will probably be an art school

          • Ultron

            Either way would be an awesome career

          • I admire game design and love analyzing it in games (Breath of the Wild is heaven for me) but when I’ve actually gone in and made games myself it has always been a stressful experience I didn’t have much fun doing.

            Though I loved making Rad Red. I think simpler experienced maybe what I should focus on to decide if I really want to dump games career. About to have plenty of time anyways.

          • Ithsme?

            Game development is 100% what I want to do, but I really have no idea what colleges would be good for that.

          • Ithsme?

            For me that’d be the computer class, but I made the wrong choice this semester. I choice AI, which is basically a history class.

          • I’m taking a computer class next year since I need a (insert word that means class that isnt Fine Arts, Math, Science, History, Language Arts class cuz I cant think of the name of it)

          • Ithsme?

            Elective. 😛
            For me, next year I’m taking regular classes along with AP US history, AP physics, java, and (drumroll please) GAME DEVELOPMENT. I can’t wait, that class is gonna be awesome.

          • Bam thats the one 😛

          • Pharap

            *resists urge to make joke about US history*

          • Ithsme?

            Go for it. 😛

          • Pharap

            US history is easy because there’s so little of it 😛

          • Pharap

            Also Java isn’t a very fun language, but if you ever need any help with it, let me know because I had to use it in my computing course.

          • Ithsme?

            I just want to get good with C# and I’ve been told it’s similar to Java.

          • Pharap

            C# is Java’s much nicer cousin, you’ll do well to learn that.

            C#’s one of my two favourite languages (the other being C++).

          • Pharap

            At least you had a choice, my college never let us pick units, there was a course and the course had sets of units that the teachers picked. The units varied each year, so if I’d been a year later/younger I would have had some nicer units.

            AI history is lame though, you drew a real short straw with that one.

            Bit of advice: actual AI isn’t fun.
            Decision trees are ok (look those up, you’ll like those), but neural nets are hell in a handbasket – too much maths.

          • Ithsme?

            Yeah. One thing I’ve learned in the class is that I don’t want to pursue AI as a career (even though I never wanted to). I’m taking game development class next year so that should be fun.

          • Pharap

            Depends on how good the learning establishment is.
            I’ve learned far more from just spending hours doing internet research than I have from my college course on game development.
            But at least it’s a qualification.

            (Protip: the majority of programmers are self-taught or taught ‘on-the-job’: http://stackoverflow.com/insights/survey/2016#developer-profile-education)

          • Ithsme?

            Oh yeah, I know I’m going to have to teach myself a lot, but it’s best to get a bit of a jumpstart on some things rather than completely teaching myself.

          • Pharap

            If you ever get stuck on anything or want some insight, let me know.

            (Also Rule 1: StackOverflow is your friend)

            And in case you didn’t see my point Star to it, heres an interesting article about decision trees to read sometime:
            http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/ChrisSimpson/20140717/221339/Behavior_trees_for_AI_How_they_work.php
            Gamasutra is a game-oriented site where they get real game developers to discuss techniques they’ve used in their games, and sometimes analyse games they’ve created (called a “post-mortem”).

          • I dont understand AI at all

          • Ithsme?

            Neither do I, and I’ve taken a class on it for 3 months.

          • Pharap

            Depends which kind of AI you mean.
            Neural networks are hell, only mathematicians understand them.

            Decision trees are quite straightforward though:
            (You’ll like this, it’s 100% games related)
            http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/ChrisSimpson/20140717/221339/Behavior_trees_for_AI_How_they_work.php

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Soon…

    • Ithsme?

      1. Walk to your gamepad.
      2. Pick up the gamepad.
      3. Turn on the gamepad.
      4. Put in MK8 disc if necessary.
      5. Select MK8 icon on Wii U menu.
      6. Race.

      • TCRowlet

        That’s what I’ve been doing for the past 2 weeks! But I want to use the Switch wheel already and pack away this piece of shit Wii U.

        • Ithsme?

          🙁
          I loved the Wii U. It was a bad system with a lot of gems. Games like MK8, Sm4sh, Splatoon, Mario Maker, Xenoblade X, etc. were all fantastic.

          • Ithsme?

            OOOH Pokken! I might pay full for that game on the go as well, I love pokken.

          • I would play it at half price probably

          • Ithsme?

            Randomly reminds me a when TPHD came out. Instead of paying the full 50, I checked online for used copies on release day, and found a gamestop with a used copy. Saved 10 bucks on release day for a game lol

          • TCRowlet

            Port them all to the Switch!

          • Ithsme?

            Better yet, make sequels! Though I can’t see Sm4sh getting a sequel anytime soon. Sakurai needs a rest, let’s just give it to him.

          • TCRowlet

            I want a Smash 4 port with new characters (Ice Climbers, Inkling, and Decidueye). Smash 4 is best Smash game. Honestly I’d rather them just continue updating that game with content instead of Smash 5, but that won’t happen obviously.

          • Ithsme?

            Yes, I’d buy that. HOWEVER, I want a decent amount of new content. Like at least 3 new characters and a handful of new stages.

            What would that call that exactly? Super Smash Bros. for Wii U for Switch? Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Deluxe? Super Smash Bros. for Switch? Super Smash Bros. the Prequel?

          • TCRowlet

            Super Smash Bros 4 Switch. They really missed out with the 4 and for…

            Oh, and please bring Smash Run from the 3DS version. I hate the board game BS in Wii U.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Last WT for the night and going to bed
    place your bets
    Route 1 crap
    Starters
    or anything in the OU tier
    or Trash

    • EarthenWarrior

      and it was a Minior Red
      not even remotely IV bred

      Trash wins it

  • TCRowlet

    Who do you main in Mario Kart 8?

    • TCRowlet

      I main Yoshi, Toadette, and Villager.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Grrrrrrr i still remember that race
        It was Yoshi’s Valley…..

        • TCRowlet

          I have no idea what you are talking about. I’ve done thousands of races.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well lucky for you i hold grudges and i remember you being impossibly fast because of fire hopping
            it was one of the very last races you and i ever been in

          • TCRowlet

            Guess what, fire hopping is gone. I don’t even remember racing you, it’s been years.

          • TCRowlet

            If I held a grudge against everyone I’ve ever lost a race to in Mario Kart…I probably wouldn’t have many grudges because I don’t lose D:< xD

    • EarthenWarrior

      Morton-Bowser-Dry Bowser

    • Rosalina and Bowser

    • Ithsme?

      Baby Luigi

    • Ultron

      Iggy

      • Ultron
        • TCRowlet

          My favorite koopaling is Lemmy xD

          • Ultron

            I always thought Lemmy was a girl tbh

          • Pharap

            Pretty sure Wendy is the only female.

            Especially since Lemmy is named after… well, Lemmy.

          • Ultron

            Yeah honestly I’m disappointed. There’s always just one girl. Only one lol

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I also play as Iggy alot.

        • Ultron

          He’s crazy looking! He got grass comin’ out of his head! I like Roy too though

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Apart from my Mii I like playing as Bowser, Link, Iggy and Rosalina.

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright i’m off, i gotta stop going to bed at 11

    • Pharap

      *4:25am*
      This is why I left ; n ;

        • Pharap

          I suspect that would have been more impressive if I actually watched SU 😛

          • nah still was kinds underwhelming but I tried :3

            SU is really good… from season 1-3. Season 4 has only like… two episodes really worth watching.

          • Pharap

            I watched a small segment once and got bored quite fast.
            Plus the voices were really grating.

          • Really? I like most of the voice actors a lot. It’s certainly not for everyone and has lots of pacing issues. Still has lots of heart and care put into it… again until Season 4.

          • Pharap

            1) I dislike high pitched noises
            2) Japanese voice acting has spoilt me
            3) There are certain American accents that annoy me, but I struggle to identify which ones. I can identify most of the ones I like (Queens, Bronx, Texan, Southern (though I struggle to reduce to anything finer than ‘southern’)).

          • Southern accents annoy me and I live around people who talk like that lol

          • Pharap

            Why, too slow?
            Compared to some of the others it’s more comprehensible.

            The way people in my town talk bothers me a bit because most people tend to drop ts (e.g. water becomes wa’er (woh-uh)), so I went out of my way to be well enunciated and as a result have a very slightly different way of talking to most people where I live 😛

          • Don’t really know actually why .-.

          • Pharap

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • towelgirl21

    Hey everyone, long time no see! Finally got a job, actually earning money now (it’s great).

    Haven’t played Pokemon much after my Dunsparce run… thinking about doing some shiny hunting tonight. Not sure what to hunt for… probably one in SunMoon. The only one I’ve caught in Alola so far is a Cubone (A-Marowak is great) that I named Indigo. I really want a shiny Lapras, but Perish Song…

    • Ultron

      Hi! What about MMing one?

      • towelgirl21

        I might have to, but I’ve been so lazy… I still want a shiny Dunsparce and I hatched a few hundred eggs and then got bored. One day, perhaps. Another one I want is a shiny Rockruff. I’ve SOS chained for those numerous times. I’ve got the shiny charm and everything.

        • Ultron

          I honestly prefer MMing a tiny bit, because you can stop when you want and do good natures and stuff 😛

          • towelgirl21

            Yeah, it definitely has advantages. I have a competitive-ish shiny Houndoom in a Moon Ball from that (12 eggs woot!).
            I remembered that I have some Master Balls in case I go after that Lapras. I can paralyze it and the caller, and catch it that way.

          • Ultron

            Nice! Moon Ball Houndoom is a good choice. I wish you could breed master balls onto things, but I guess that would defeat the purpose of them :/

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph


    I love my english teacher sometimes… our assignment was to watch this glorious fucking mess

    • Edgelord guy is basically you

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Not quite, he;s glorious

    • Pharap

      The terrible voices make this impossible to comprehend.

      I am all to familiar with ad hominem, it’s the internet’s tool of choice.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        It’s beautiful

  • OH MY GOD I FOUND IT!! I FOUND IT! MY SCIENCE TEACHER SHOWED US THIS A FEW YEARS AGO AND IT WAS SO BAD THAT I WASNT SURE IT WAS EVEN REAL ANYMORE. IT WAS LIKE A DREAM BUT HERE IT IS. HERE IT FUCKING IS. THE VIDEO I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR. I CAN DIE HAPPY

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Oh god… (Look at my post.. similar circumstances)

    • Pharap

      Oh dear…
      I hope she was paid well.

  • Ithsme?

    I’m heading out, try not to all die or something.

    • “This video just had the kid suggest that a shortage of tomatoes will cause south America to fall to Communism
      WHAT THE FUCK”
      – @spectralseraph:disqus

      Wow not even a minute

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yep….

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    This video just had the kid suggest that a shortage of tomatoes will cause south America to fall to Communism
    WHAT THE FUCK

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      ??tomatoes cause communism????

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Actually it was that the shortage of tomatoes will let the democrats fall to communism where free tomatoes are offered but it is in reality bland ketchup

    • Blitzin’ Arcanine

      Same

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        yeS

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph


    Tomato communism

    • Pharap

      I like the No True Scotsman fallacy.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        :3

  • My new favorite thing:
    Terrible educational youtube videos

    (I swear there was a version of this with some girl doing it that was somehow worse)

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    @Ultron6:disqus Congrats you seem top tier

    • Ultron

      Wut

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Some gameplay for Infinite was released, Ultron looks fucking broken

        • Ultron

          Link meee

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            http://gematsu.com/2017/04/five-minutes-marvel-vs-capcom-infinite-gameplay
            the gameplay is all over but you’ll see why I say he’s busted

          • Ultron

            Finally my baby getting some love <3

            And lol @ Hawkeye walking off those blows from Thor and Hulk

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            XD
            Chun-Li was terrifying too
            I just wanna see Rockets gameplay

          • Ultron

            I wonder if Groot will be playable too..

  • Link’s Awakening into the Wild

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I’ve never actually fought a guardian longer than a couple seconds, it usually dies that soon

      • Parrying the beams is the most badass thing you can do

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          So I was a badass an hour in

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            With a Boko Shield no less

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    My next Fanmon is ready
    It will be up tomorrow …read the dex entry…. it’s a little… strange

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      okay….i’ll wait

  • Whelp im goonago watch a Vinesause Joel stream then go to bed so I don’t feel dead tomorrow. Night!

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      g’night

  • Monkeyfuzz

    So it looks like I forgot to save after catching my Nihilego yesterday orz ;~;

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  • EarthenWarrior

    Today’s episode was extremely cringeworthy
    Nothing happened and that angers me, not even any debutes or foreshadowing

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    So Araquanid is fucking C ranking in RU
    Is smogon really THIS stupid? Like WHY

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      And Nidoqueen, aka easykill,exe, is S rank…. wtf

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    A little analysis
    Midnight Lycanroc
    Abilities: Keen Eye, Vital Spirit (Hidden Ability: No Guard)
    Type: Rock
    Stats:
    HP: 85
    Attack: 115
    Defense: 75
    Special Attack: 55
    Special Defense: 75
    Speed: 82
    Base Stat Total: 487

    This mon seemed to be a really focused upon pre release, so it would make sense to have slightly higher stats. Maybe around 510 (Zoroark) or 525 (Lucario). Where would those extra points go you may ask…. literally anywhere besides Special attack….
    Anyways, my suggestions to fix this mon…
    -Type Change: Rock/Fighting
    Moveset Additions: Cross Chop, Accelrock/Mach Punch, Iron Tail, Earthquake, Ice Punch

  • Just so you people know,I changed my pfp to this because I thought it looked funny.I’m not depressed (at least,not anymore than a high schooler would be) or sad about anything,but I doubt you’d get that from the picture.I just like to make sure.Also,anyone else here excited about Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite?

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      4kidz
      Infinite looks kinda fun but the art style is literal shit

      • I’m gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and say maybe that’s not the final look of it.I’m hoping it isn’t,I really like the comic book style they gave to 3

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Agreed

      • Also,nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          :3

    • Govnah

      I AM, I pre ordered the collector edition!

      • You mad man.

        • Govnah

          What I need the infinity stones lol

          • I just want the Deluxe Edition.

          • Govnah

            Im upset they already have 6 dlc characters planned lol

          • Ikr? I’m excited for Sigma tho.And those 4 DLC Costumes look cool,especially the Capcom ones (Although it makes me wonder what the other 2 costumes are)

      • Ultron

        It’s a shame Ultron didn’t get a statue

  • Hugh is my spirit animal.

    • EarthenWarrior

      CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK YEAH
      CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK YEAH
      OOOOOOOO CARIBOU

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Why tf is my phones IP address banned from Smogon forums? I’ve never posted

    • KᑌᑭᑭO

      They know that you talk trash of them here •_•

      • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

        They’re watching 👀

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Damnit
        They put Araquanid in FUCKING RANK C IN RU YET NIDOQUEEN, A SUPER EASY KILL IS S RANK
        WTF

        • Chaos

          Nidoqueen is actually insane in RU though.

          Araquanid is just a minor annoyance, very easily dealt with.

        • Chaos

          Also awkward moment where Vikavolt is higher than Araquanid

      • Blitzin’ Arcanine

        Or maybe, one of us is a spy for Smogon…

  • EarthenWarrior

    For once my work station isn’t a freaking mess, and everything was organized AND PUT IN THE RIGHT PLACE?
    …..I died in my sleep didn’t I

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Yep

    • Not Fairy Σ(ง*ᴥ*)ง-✶~

      I wish I’d die in my sleep then I wouldn’t have to live with a lethargic sloth

      • EarthenWarrior

        The only thing worth clinging on to is the possibility of good games being made

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright right now I’m at 148 Pokemon for my dex and that’s good and all but I feel like I can add a few more
    I definitely need another Ice type

    And I really need a name for my Pure Grass Bear Pokemon that has berries growing on its body “fruit bearing”

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Look through legends and folklore and shit
      That’s where I get a LOT of my ideas

      • EarthenWarrior

        My brother says using mythology is a creative crutch,
        It’s basically an idea grab bag that anybody can pluck out, change or reword and use

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          And Pokemon doesn’t do that themselves?

          • EarthenWarrior

            They do, I’m trying not to
            I try to focus on a creature, a element and a overall theme

            Like right now I’m considering my Ice/Steel Moose
            A burly cold weather dwelling creature with magnificent antlers made out of ice cold metal after years of consuming iron rich water in northern springs

          • That makes less sense than Alolan Sandslash what

          • EarthenWarrior

            How does it not?
            Moose thrive in cold environments and the reason why it has a steel type is from iron rich water which is a very real thing, and it’s just better then just saying it has metal antlers plain and simple

    • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

      Add an Ice-type Ice cube pokemon called Icey and make it super cute so it’ll fit you perfectlly.

  • And I just ruined the project I was doing in art. Fucking amazing -.-

    • *sad violin music*

      • I was doing skin tones and I somehow got this huge black mark on one of the faces so in trying to fix it I tore the paper because the paper was too wet.

        Every single time so add color I ruin it. Whyyyyyy

        • Ultron

          Watercolor?

          • It’s always watercolor that ruins everything

          • Shit,that just made me think of something.A watercolor Pokemon sounds interesting to me(or something that’s related to it).

          • Ultron

            I did a watercolor portrait in highschool and it was so stressful. I was supposed to just pain this tiny little circle in, and then my paintbrush decided it wanted to drop a huge fucking droplet onto the paper instead. And what sucks about watercolor is that once it’s down you can’t really get it off…

            That all said, it actually turned out pretty nicely. It’s probably my favorite piece I’ve ever done

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s why I’m a pen and paper man
            It’s naturally error prone

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    I made Midnight Lycanballs an extremely potent threat. I wonder what other “trash” mons can be made decent

    • EarthenWarrior

      You did what now?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I swept about five teams with Midnight lycan and made it good
        I wanna see what else I can make good

        • EarthenWarrior

          How might I ask? You doing hackmons or something

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What’d you do to it?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Swords dance
        Stone Edge
        Fire Fang
        Sucker Punch

        • EarthenWarrior

          how are you dealing with the frailty when trying to set up?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It’s midnight
            It can usually live a hit or two
            Or y’know, be smart enough to force a switch, that works too
            Or even better, Minior happens and you kill it with sucker punch

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    HOLY SHIT MANGA GUZMA IS NUTS AND I LOVE IT

  • Chibi ME ME BIG BOY

    Until Xmas I’ll save enough to buy a Switch with:
    BOTW
    Mario Kart
    Arms
    Splatoon 2
    Mario Odyssey

    I think I could buy one more. Any suggestions what should it be?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Some breaking and entering kits
      That’ll cost ya at least 600$ (plus tax)

    • Ultron

      Shovel Knight?

    • Stardew Valley

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/068739082b584b868410637c0854360f8ab412bae72d8c1ffb064830d431ad6e.png
    (Also, Litten got immediately buttfucked by his Masquerain while his Meowth basically solo’d Guzmas entire team

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      @symmetricaljesus:disqus You?

    • Pharap

      Japanese puns are the best puns.

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        They honestly are

  • Get off Kurusu!