The Nintendo Switch is a hot commodity and has exceeded sales expectations across the board. Bloomberg has published speculation by analysts that a new variation of the home console could remove the docking feature and solely be a handheld gaming device.

Citigroup Inc. […] expect the Kyoto-based company to release a smaller version of the Switch in the fiscal year through March 2019, according to analysts including Minami Munakata, Kota Ezawa and Alicia Yap. — Via Bloomberg

Interesting speculation which may mean a lot for Pokémon fans if a main franchise title does indeed end up on the Nintendo Switch.

If there were a handheld-only version though, would it defeat the purpose of the “Switch”? Weigh in below!

  • Soren Cowell-Shah

    FIRST! Also, this seems sort of dumb.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh are you new here?

  • TCRowlet

    Sort of defeats the purpose of the “Switch”

    • Daedardus

      Switch Less™

  • Govnah

    Theres no reason for it

  • Daedardus

    This is not a rumour based on rumourely evidence, this is just a random guess and expectation from an analyst group that is not in the know.

    • Govnah

      I guess we will see the New Nintendo Switch

  • The Kuppo™

    We got a 3ds with no 3D before, anything is possible.

    Still a silly idea

    • 2DS actually sorta kinda made sense but not this

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    Yeah, this doesn’t make any sense to exist really.

  • EarthenWarrior

    The damn thing hasn’t been out for a year and already they want a smaller version?

    That cannot be right, they are already trying to make this thing mobile and yet now they need to do it up smaller

    Just focus on games Nintendo

    • Well tbf it’s different departments working on systems and games

      • EarthenWarrior

        I don’t care, as long as they pump out games, I haven’t played for nearly a week and that angers me, I just want to see something on the lines of a new Animal Crossing or VC

        I am THIS close to buying Wild a World on my Wii U because I yearn for a life sim to relax with

        • I’ve told you a billion times fam but Cave Story is totally free online

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Pumping out games leads to things like boom and ’06

          • EarthenWarrior

            DONT YOU EVER SPEAK THOSE FORBIDDEN WORDS!!!

            I do want quality games but I do enjoy a decent library, I mean that’s why I want to see some virtual console hit the Switch since you can’t ruin a game that already exists

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            SONIC BOOM IS GOD

          • EarthenWarrior

            You qualify for euthanasia now

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            heheheh but why i’ve never played sonic boom

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            She’s not wrong

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ???? how’d you know that i’m a girl??

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I’m psychic

            Also your old username was literally just a girls name so I kinda guessed

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh….so you remember my very first username well what was it?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Alyssa something, right?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah……

  • TheMonster6893

    Not surprising, but certainly not the best idea either. What they should really do if they’re trying to consolidate their systems is to maintain the normal Switch and refine it so it can be a full handheld as well as the normal tv console. Just make one system that works well in both of it’s markets. There doesn’t need to be a subset of the Switch. The thing they really need to worry about is the advertising and branding for the two Switchs. The 3DS and New 3DS problems was dumb as dumb can be. Same with the Wii and Wii U. They’ll need to advertise very carefully if they intend to market both at the same time.

  • Wouldn’t it make more sense to make a Switch version that comes without the dock at a lower price?

    • MelloMori

      In theory Yes, but the problem of that is the Switch by design is a home console first and trying not to include the dock would really hurt it from a game design perspective. All it would take is for a third party game to have a sequence that doesn’t allow you to save for a period longer then the battery life to completely screw over the issue and create another issue with the switch. Certainly you could argue then that you could just plug it into a wall, but people would then retort that if they have to stay near a plug to play a game, they might as well play it on a large tv rather then a four inch screen.

  • The Kuppo™
  • MelloMori

    So a bit off topic, but man this art makes me way happier then it probably should.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9wRi23U0AAmttg.jpg

    • Ultron

      Reminds me of Ripley from Aliens

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh that’s cool

      • MelloMori

        I’m just really happy that she’s actually human and not another robot. Because at this point I would fully expect her to be a robot piloting a bigger robot given virtually everyone is more or less mechanical in this game.

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          wow how would a robot pilot another robot tho?

          • MelloMori

            The same way that a human would pilot a robot? I mean i’d imagine something like X piloting those robot suits.
            http://i.imgur.com/3hOhHbT.png

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh…i never knew that X did that

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Nerf this

    • The Kuppo™

      The robot’s design is really cool tho

    • EarthenWarrior

      Not thick enough

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yeah add more meat and it’ll be EXTRA THICC

        • EarthenWarrior

          Extra thicc doesn’t do it for me
          I need Ultimate Thicc

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            OHOHOHO YESS THE BEST THICC IMAGINABLE

          • EarthenWarrior

            I have the pic but I dunno if I should post

          • Ultron

            No

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fine, just look up Trinity Fate and any will suffice

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yessss do it

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      She’s quite cute

    • D.va 2.0

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)
  • ColourGaming

    First things first, its quite clear that the switch can be used as a portable console, yet I believe that nintendo, more or less sees it as a home console, that can be brought around with you to goto to places like your friends house, or meet up somewhere, it just that kind of console. So if they wanted they could create a handheld version, Let’s just call it “DS Switch” for now. This console, would allow for people that don’t quite have the cash to pay for the standard switch to play nintendo’s new games, and it could even be used as a continuation of handhelds by making it into both a rehash type console of the switch and adding extra games exclusive to its library between the two. From a market standpoint it actually would be a good move. From a fan standpoint, If you own a switch – EarthenWarrior has the right idea, but if you don’t own a switch it can be a great oppurtunity to give people a portable experience for just a bit less money.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      uh….

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      You have dialga for avatar so I like you

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)
  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    The best part of getting sick is when it gets so bad you can barely fucking walk ….

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      O.O wow at least you’re alive right?

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I kinda wish I was dead TBH …. it’s pretty friggin bad

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay so what are you sick with?

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I THOUGHT it was a cold but now? I dunno

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            hmmmm well it could be like the flu or something

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Id hope not

    • The Kuppo™

      Of that’s the best part then I can’t imagine what’s the worst

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I’m being sarcastic of course
        Whenever I walk I break into a coughing fit

        • The Kuppo™

          Hope you get better tho

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yep and i hope you don’t die

          • The Kuppo™

            But being immortal is a terrible experience

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh yeah it is

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            Ehh kinda fun you can torment someone till death for all eternity

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh yess you could do that and it’ll be fun for the immortal being

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Thanks m8 :3

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      I’ve had times I can’t move when cause I move I puke… Try walking up 13 stairs and through the kitchen and living room in that state to get up stairs to sh*t

      I’m sorry for you just felt like sharing one of my bad moments too

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Yikes….
        It’s okay m8, it’s fine

    • Dang you’re sick too? I just randomly got sick and I’m just laying in the school nurses office

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        So we’re all sick?

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          no not me but i do feel pretty bad for everybody who’s sick right now

  • Spetsnaz

    Haven’t been on here or played pokemon in a while…moved, had a whole bunch of stuff happen, but in back 🙂 now that I have a little time between work, babies, and editing my manuscript, I want to start playing pokemon more..so, where to start? Should I go for dex, shinies, or nuzlocke?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      dex

    • The dex is the most satisfying

    • Ultron

      Dex!

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    If it has a chance to be cheaper than a switch i’ll preorder it!

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      maybe kurusu maybe

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh and are we still friends even though i did show you my background?

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Yep takes alot more than pictures to unfriend me (unless it was on par with torturing and/or killing my family or friends which it wasn’t) so yeah always!

        Was going to show a yo-kai being befriended video but can’t find any :/

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay but is it because i’m a yokai here?

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            No because we are friends I consider any one here who is nice and who shares my common interests in any way a friend, yes even Earthen

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            wow you like that sadistic guy?

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            Yeah he means well but only on occasion he has his more nerve racking comments (all friends can put you on edge sometimes)

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah all friends do that except i don’t have many friends to begin with

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            Oh well always remember i’m your friend

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            yeah i’ll remember that

  • Govnah
    • TheMonster6893

      I gotta beat Zelda b4 I dive into that. One long game at a time lol. That said I’m super stoked for it!!!! Hahaha

      • I have a whole list of games I gotta play after Zelda 😛

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      is that game good?

      • Govnah

        its a good game if ur into the JPRG stuff. very fun and the story is like wow from what I’ve played at a friends house

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay well i guess i’ll probably look at some gameplay later when i get home

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      wait what is that stuff on your bed? (i’m not talking about the game)

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    man i’m just waiting for school to be done and it’s 2:46 PM here and i’m staying after school to go to a club meeting

  • Ya know this actually kinda makes sense for them to make. The Switch already sold like crazy and most people interested but not buying are just concerned about the price. If they upped the battery and lowered the price, it could be great.

    I think it needs to have some way of connecting to the TV though. Even if you have to buy a separate dock

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I just slaughtered my first guardian…. I had only the starting clothes, mostly weak weapons, and a couple Boko shields

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Just finished Bravely Second, and wow it’s probably one of my favourite games in like forever… Even though I broke it with Limit Break/Good Measure Mystic Boon/Meteor Rain x2/Mimic x4… And when that wasn’t enough whilst that was going on my triple katana DPS was fucking shit up

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      okay was it easy for you?

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        With the above strat it was a cakewalk, but sometime in the future I’m wanting to do a new game plus with hard mode and using less broken strats

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          oh cool i hope that you play like you want to

    • The Kuppo™

      And they say that Square Enix doesn’t make good games anymore

      • Ultron

        Rise of the Tomb Raider is like one of my top 5 favorite games tho

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        I’m really happy they’re throwing some bones to people who liked old style FF

        • The Kuppo™

          And old RPGs in general

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Hyped for Octopath

          • The Kuppo™

            Me too, it’s been years since I played an old school RPG

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Random question

    What’s your aesthetic

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      what do you mean by aesthetic??

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Y’know

        Your aesthetic

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay so how my art is based on??

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Nope

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh….well i guess i have no idea anyways

    • The Kuppo™

      Make an example please, I’m confused by this question

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yeah i’m confused too

      • This ^^^^^

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Like your aesthetic

        Like a unifying style throughout all aspects of your life. Your fashion, your interests, how you interact in the worlds real and digital

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          oh…well it’s kinda random with me

        • The Kuppo™

          Hardest question you’ve made by far but I’ll try it

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            The hard questions are the every ones imo

        • Fake af

    • Ultron

      I’m beautiful.

      Does this answer the question?

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Beauty is visual

        Aesthetic is all about what is visual

        Ergo, this is an acceptable answer: and the best possible one

        • Ultron

          Woooooo!

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            So there’s Vaintron and Bitchtron

            Can’t wait forward to find all the sides

          • Ultron

            I’m so complex, guys

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Is this the first sign of Whitegirltron? I can’t even

          • Ultron

            I dabble in that every once in a while

          • Gimme a yaaas queen slay

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Whitegirltron, Donewithyourshittron, Vaintron and Bitchtron… Is there no end to our hero’s complexity?

          • Such a multi-dimensional character that he’s in the 7th dimension at this point

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Wrapped from Distortion World to Paradiso he’s in so many dimensions

          • Ultron

            Not currently, no.

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            mhhhmmm i bet you do

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh yeah #TEAMBICHTRONS

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah uh…..my aesthetic is pretty much all over the place

    • The Kuppo™

      I guess I find art in the simplest yet most detailed things, I like small details and if something has those all over the place I’d probably like it. I like things that don’t seem to have any set emotion, and bright colors too.

      IDK if this counts as an answer but I tried :d

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Very artistic approach, I likey

        • The Kuppo™

          Woooooo!

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Another random question because I really like the insight every response gives

    Pokejungle is now set in a shounen anime. Not as in its in a Pokemon world, we’re literally all shounen characters. What’s your role and how edgy are you on a scale from Perfectly Smooth Cotton Sphere to Shadow the Hedgehog OCs

    • Innocent Cinnamon Bun

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        For role and edgy rating? Creative application of answer, bravo!

    • The Kuppo™

      The protagonist’s friend who gives him/her advice of how not to act like a idiot. (But acts like one ⅓ of the time)

      I’ll be as edgy as a fork, looks edgy but doesn’t cut

      • Like… a butter knife

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Butter knifes can cut bread 👀

          • The Kuppo™

            But it can make the cut

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            You can do butter than that

          • The Kuppo™

            And then, my puns were cut short

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            You’ve gotta spread them out

          • You butter stop this

          • The Kuppo™

            Atleast you aren’t the butter of the jokes

          • Shoot you already used butter…

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Oil stop over my dead body

    • EarthenWarrior

      that guy who will break your kneecaps as a greeting

  • EarthenWarrior


    ;_;

  • I tried to draw BotW Zelda today but messed up the eyes and accidentally erased the whole surrounding area and I was upset because I had like perfect shading and I screwed it up

    Also I got sick from eating nothing but sour patch kids…

    So what have your failures been today?

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Same old same old but you’ve got me hankering for them sour patch kids

      Alrernate them with some ice cream and inhale ultimate pity party appetisers! 😀

    • The Kuppo™

      Don’t expect any failure from me today, expect them tomorrow​ when I do my French and Spanish tests

    • EarthenWarrior

      oh where to begin….
      woke up with a headache and a stiff neck (which i still have)
      a bunch of morning losses on showdown, splatoon and that one FUCKING KARTOS LEVEL IN YOOKA-LAYLEE
      Wow is losing its luster again and Yooka-Laylee is boiling down to annoying scraps of collectibles that i cannot find unless i printed a map and by hand and
      i had a fight with my mother when we had to go shopping for new pants which ripped do to my acidic bodily functions which is always a pain because clothes are expensive as fuck for a individual of my dimensions
      i really want to stop playing yookalaylee and play Banjo Tooie because i can’t find these last dang quills
      and i had to shell out 30 bucks to gas up my car which is not good since i’m strapped for cash since i’m not making enough money from my crappy job

      • So… do you like Yooka Laylee?

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          More like

          Ewwka Lamely

          • It really does make me sad that it isn’t good.

        • EarthenWarrior

          i love it, but over the years big levels and totals kinda overwhelm me and i play it less and less, i’m having a gamer-life crisis

          • That’s the problem I thought it would have. Banjo Kazooie worked because the worlds were small enough to easily explore and find everything

          • EarthenWarrior

            these ones are very big, and worlds 3 and 4 are VERY maze like and crammed

            and there’s 25 pagies and 200 quills per world, it’s easy to find them at first but it’s just the last kinds that are annoying

          • Eww

          • EarthenWarrior

            sometimes i feel i should just go live in a cave

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    WTF A DRAGON IS NEARLY GROUND LEVEL

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      There’s dragons 😮

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        THERES ONE RIGHT NEAR ME IN A LAKE

    • The Kuppo™

      For a moment I thought you said that as IRL…

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Oh XD

    • THEY ARE SO PRETTY ARENT THEY?

      Get the scales mah dude

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        ITS IN THE FUCKING LAKE WHG

        • Lake Hylia? Fly down to that little island

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            HOW DO I GET SCALES ITS SHOOTIN LIGHTNING BAWLS

          • THOSE ARE THE SCALES

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            OH
            IT JUST LEFT AND I DED

          • Go back to a save point, you need them for a shrine quest

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Ohhh

        • The Bunny Kurusu

          Smash bros Rayquaza returns!

      • EarthenWarrior


        so zen…..

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Last random question of the day: sour, sweet, salty, bitter, or umami? Which of the five tastes do you most enjoy?

    • Sweet

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Makes sense, sweet is supposed to enhance salty :p

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bitter

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Would’ve had you down as a umami guy tbh

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Umami easy

    • Ithsme?

      My favorite Pokemon is Togekiss.

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Salty it is then

        • Ithsme?

          Probs yeah

          (The joke was how this is a Pokemon website lol)

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Yeah I got it, I’m just looking for any opportunity for salt and butter jokes XD

            Flavour jokes are in good taste

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Bitter, even.

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      I like sweet and salty equally

    • Ultron

      Sweet

  • Ithsme?

    Ooh, something I actually want to talk about. Here we go. . .
    —————————
    First off, yes. Removing the docking feature negates the entire point of a switch. Otherwise it’s a vita/gba style handheld with detachable controllers. It’s not a switch anymore. At least not what it was meant to be. But then again, they did take the 3D out of the 3DS. Though that seems much less important to the identity of the system. Plus they can’t make it much more “mini” at this point, it still has to have al the parts inside. It seems dumb to remove the docking feature when it doesn’t take much, honestly. So no, it won’t happen IMO. If it does, I wouldn’t be objected to it as much as I would a direct 3DS successor, but it just seems stupid and pointless to me.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I’m bored……
    i think i want to improve my my Caracal pokemon with elements of a Cat’o’nine’tails

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      It’s just Cat o’ nine tails, you don’t need those other two apostrophes

      • EarthenWarrior

        Make me asshole
        not only does it have a whip like tail cluster it can also whip things with its ear fur

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Sounds like it’d look kinda silly tbh, for the whipping to be effective at all the poor thing would probably have tassels on its ears

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Not really, those are ‘wisps’ of hair and to be substantially heavy enough to hurt at all they’d probably droop and make it look like the crazy cat lady got creative with the tassels her cats have ripped off the curtains

          • EarthenWarrior

            look it’s better then your standard dark feline pokemon, so i wanted to spice it up

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I happen to like those dark felines, which we only have three of

            Liepard is a serious, sleek design and is purple, yellow and pink. It’s a utility Mon really. Persian is blue, silly and set up to be a set up special attacker. Incineroar is a boisterous design capturing the personal or a wrestler with that of a cat, and is meant to be a physical tank. Absol and Umbreon could be included but both have aspects of other animals and are also unique in terms of design and stat/move spread

          • EarthenWarrior

            then i’ll just give it five tails, and two long ear tendrils

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Well positives for me getting my newesr animation on its way its

    A Pokémon egg that then hatches to Pichu then evolves to Pikachu then finally at the end turns to Raichu

    I call it “The Pika Cycle” thoughts?

    • Ultron

      You want to animate that?

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Yes I’m doing it, its actually going quite well I already finished the egg stage

        • Ultron

          Well good luck!

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            Thanks

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Well I found a blue horse… I want it
    I went to tame it… I couldn’t catch up to it
    I decide to shield slide to it
    It kicks me off…
    Wow

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      Horses are a$$holes!

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        OKAY I TAMED IT

    • EarthenWarrior

      That’s why i don’t ride horses

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I love em

  • ShinyXatu

    Today was one of the most stressful, tiring, and exciting days of my life. Post funny Pokémon pictures so I don’t lose my mind.

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph
    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      1010 best character. but did he just say pigment?

  • Ultron

    Within a year we should surpass the “1000 episodes” mile for Pokemon…that’s insane.

  • InfinityD4

    They must be crazy… HAVE THEY SEEN HOW SMALL THE THING IS ALREADY.

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh 5th generation the best generation by far.

  • Dicie

    Hello to the Jungle 🙂

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      hi…..

    • yo fam

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah but i feel like X and Y plus sun and moon had great styles

    • TheMonster6893

      I think part of SM’s problem is there isn’t enough variety based on location. I don’t like the idea that I have to be on top of Lanakila and can only wear shorts and a tshirt

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    My horse lit itself on fire.. nice

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      ????????

    • Have you found Misko’s treasure yet?

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Nope

        • It’s at the base of the river near where you get the quest. It has a bunch of rad stuff in there.

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Well after you discover a gym in GO with only 3 low CP Shuckle’s that is Instinct (my clan) and you can’t go to it due to the time and walk down a major road to get to it…. I’m going to bed good night see y’all tomorrow

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c9e0e45b87c0cc407d45bf2d62fd071a2a6ab64ef0cfa8db73bc39e2c45cd0e2.jpg

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      well you have a good night kurusu

  • Guyyyusssss I really like the great fairies in Botw

    • MelloMori

      Well they are pretty great.

      • They so sparkly

        • MelloMori

          Yeah. I mean I personally prefer WW’s versions of them if only because they look like something truly worthy of being called fae and otherworldly, but I do like them a lot since they fit well into the world.

          So dumb progress question, but have you done the “son-quest” for lack of a better term for it? Just found out about it today and its worth a pretty good laugh.

          • The son quest? No, where do you get it?

          • MelloMori

            Alright, what you have to do is buy your house in Hateno Village, then talk to Hudson. He’ll then be sent off to the Akkala region to start to develop a new town called tarrey town which can be fast traveled to. His quest then amounts to you going out to find specific people in the world to help the town grow, but the joke is that all of these people have to have a name ending in Son. So you do this, gather a lot of wood to build their houses, and they set up shop in the town providing some of the best shops in the game, one of which I imagine will provide one of your favorite armors in the game. Its basically the Garudo armor but with more proper armor to it, making link look more like a amazon warrior of sorts. Well more like a male version I guess now that I look at it again.

          • EarthenWarrior

            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVED THAT ONE

          • MelloMori
          • oh road

          • rad*

          • EarthenWarrior

            you can also get those for joining the Gerudo Secret Club

          • MelloMori

            Also didn’t know that. I kinda mainly did the main story and tried to do side quests as I found them, but I missed out on a lot of things. Namely a regret finding out about the Garudo school after I beat the game. Truly my favorite thing in the game.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh yeah <3

        • EarthenWarrior

          and huge…..

    • EarthenWarrior

      they are scarousing
      have you upgraded stuff to level 4?

      • It’s all at level 3. Just found the one in the desert

        • EarthenWarrior

          Terra?
          let me re-explain, i’m not talking fairies
          i’m talking about armor upgrades, have you seen her upgrading animations?

          • Yeah exactly I did the armor upgrades and yes I saw the upgrade animations :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            Number four is my favorite

          • Gotta save up more Rupees for that one so I don’t go broke 😛

            Isn’t the last fairy in the Goron volcano place?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Hmmmmmm there’s one in Akkala, Tabantha, West Necluda and the Desert

            ALSO since you said Death Mountain, i got a juicy tip, in the volcanic north, look for a rocky land cluster in the shape of a crab

          • Ooooo now its like a quest. Rad…

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’ve always wanted to be a questmaster!

            ooo watchy this

  • This popped up in my reddit inbox as a remind me ;~;

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4fjoad/tomorrow_is_a_special_day_and_a_few_psi_users/

    Still no Mother 3

    • Ithsme?

      I don’t even like the Mother series but at this point if they localized it I’d probably get it lol

      • Really? I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t love Mother. It’s always been either love or don’t know what it is.

        • Ithsme?

          I don’t know why honestly, I can’t pinpoint it exactly. Though I do feel like, while it always gets praised for being a unique RPG, it seems generic to me.

          • How far into Earthbound have you gotten into?

          • EarthenWarrior

            one day, Earthenbound

          • Ithsme?

            …and it takes 100 years to get localized.

          • EarthenWarrior

            And even more to get past censorship
            They may even need an exorcist and a team of unlicensed licensed dark wizards to remove all the evil

          • wtf would that even be? The same except Ness wont stop screaming?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it would be involve all of us, but much much more stupid

          • Damn it Earthen, you know I have to make sprites now

          • EarthenWarrior

            Just remember to get my bad side
            I got a bad reputation to keep up y’know

          • Ithsme?

            Not far TBH but I don’t remember where. I put like 6 or so hours into it. I probably should’ve given it more of a chance, but it just bored me.

          • That sucks :/ Maybe someday you can come back to it and enjoy it. Never fall into the hype. Always go into games like you’re about to play MM9

          • Might Number Nine not Mega Man 9 oops

      • MelloMori

        I’m kinda with you. While I do like Mother 3, I kinda find the whole series kinda over rated at best, and questionable at worst. Its humor falls flat with me, its art styles kinda ugly in my eyes, I’m not a fan of the battle system and really probably the nicest thing I can say about it is that it helped inspire the creation of Undertale, which kinda hit on what I think Mother wanted to do much better.

    • EarthenWarrior

      My Let’s Play guy is starting a Mother 1 run, honestly not pulling me in so far

      • Mother 1 is supposed to be the weakest of the 3

        • EarthenWarrior

          no kidding, those graphics are making me dry heave

          • I actually like them. Mother 2 and 3 really shape up the art style though

    • Ultron

      I don’t get why they haven’t localized it..

      • Because it would make so much money. Let’s make Hey! Pikmin instead

  • EarthenWarrior

    Shit this is the second time i missed the new archer, at least tomorrow morning a new episode of Pokemon will be up,

    my buttocks grow numb from uncomfortable desk chair after a marathon of Invader Zim (Including a script reading of lost unproduced episodes)
    so i guess it is sleepy time, and i’ll have sweet dreams of impending doom
    Night you pathetic filth monkeys!!!

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
    • Top 10 reasons Ilima is a boy:

      -He uses He/Him pronouns
      – People refer to him as a boy an he doesn’t have a problem with it
      – You can be a feminine boy and still be a boy

      But tbf he could also be non-binary

      • Chaos

        I always referred to Ilima as an ”It”

        • EarthenWarrior

          I refer to him as Llama

          • Chaos

            I mean it could be a Llama

        • Yeahhh maybe don’t do that? “It” is really dehumanizing. They/Them is better to use

          • Chaos

            Using ‘They/Them’ to refer to a single person de-values my understanding of the English language.

          • Better than calling someone an “it”. Plus people use They/Them as singular words all the time. (Such as when someone is at the door and you ask “What do they want”) The English language changes all the time.

    • The Kuppo™

      I like how the people in the video’s comment section is actually surprised by that, like the fact that people in Alola refer Ilima as “him” wasn’t enough of an evidence

    • Pokemon Sun and Moon: My new look

      Default trainer with a hat. 34 minutes long

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Speculation in Japan that Ash’s Rockruff will evolve into Lycanroc Midnight to promote the 20th movie

    • Shady

      According to Ash’s boat that appeared in anime Ash playing pokemon sun don’t mind I was joking …….But still I wish he get that but I can’t see it .

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Well it has metal

      On its head

      • The Kuppo™

        AloDugtrio is a Metal Head confirmed

    • Ultron

      You should know, earth master

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        He just unearthed this secret

        • EarthenWarrior

          The anime is the only place you can see how Pokemon sound like, preform some actions and how they move

          Like right now I’m waiting to see if they show how Liquidation works

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            You can hear them in the games though

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s just cries, I want to hear how they speak

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            But their cries are how they communicate? They make the sounds in amie, when you select your starter, etc it’s not just a combat cry

            If every Pokemon just said it’s name in the games I think I’d drop them immediately tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I just have always followed the dub to hear how Pokemon say their own name, even dating back to gen 1

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I cringe watching the dub tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            I just want to see Golispod in action in the anime

      • EarthenWarrior

        I know it learns Iron ahead, just the mechanics are very much exaggerated

        I mean it’s just metallic whiskers not tentacles or tendrils, they just shouldn’t have any kind of limb functionality,

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah he is

    • The Kuppo™

      And super cool too

    • Rosewsmith

      Managing director of Google!, is explaining to users to start off “Work at home” method, that People have been doing for about one year now. These days alone, I generated close to $36,000 until now with no more than my home computer as well as some spare time, despite that i have a fulltime 9 to 5 job. Even everyone not used to this, can make $89/per h easily and the earnings can go even higher over time… This is how i started
      !wr559c:
      ➽➽
      ➽➽➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialCashJobs559SolutionNew/GetPaid$97/Hour ★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫★✫★★✫:::!wr559u:……….

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)
  • Ultron

    Why didn’t they add Kirby as a racer in MK8 deluxe? Perfect opportunity

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Would’ve been such a nice reference to the smash trailer

      • Ultron

        Also to Air Ride! xD I mean the kirby series already has a few vehicles that would be perfect for this game.

    • The Kuppo™

      That’d be perfect for the 25th anniversary of Kirby.

      • Ultron

        Right??!

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          not really but whatevv

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      You just explained the only reason I will never buy it

      • The Kuppo™

        Come on dude, Mario kart is fun as hell

        • The Bunny Kurusu

          But I wish they would characters that deserve to be there like Kirby and not like Link who has nothing to do with racing at all

    • Vincentk

      I didn’t understand that myself, especially after that smash trailer. Maybe we need to spam their official Twitter for them to see interest

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Don’t do drugs kids…
      Unless you want to be cool loooooool

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      The only people who celebrate 420 are posers and tryhards 👀

      • EarthenWarrior

        Also Skinheads

    • The Kuppo™

      It’s also the date when Mother 3 was released.

      Random fact

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Who the fuck has time for this bullshit I can only name like two cries I like and the rest are just there lol

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9185304a0f72b532f60602d337d5a2135d149c2b66cb337936c4902b578b1353.png

    • Govnah

      if this isn’t number one then whats the point of this list

      • EarthenWarrior

        How did I know it was gonna be deedle deedle whoooop

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Because it’s the best fucking cry duh

        • Excuse me it’s “Dele Dele” not “Deedle Deedle”

    • The Kuppo™

      When you have a YouTube channel and a lot of free time

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Too much free time

    • The only two I remember are Mewtwo’s and DELEDELEDELEWOOOOOOOOOP

      And I only remember Mewtwo because it’s the same as Parasect and that’s odd

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    This shit is my childhood jam

    https://youtu.be/XC54iQHtJew

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
      • Me_irl

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Star exposed as furry

          • Nah I mean I’m a Pokémon obsessed girlfriend who mostly cries

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Suuuuuuure 👀

          • Does StarStorm is furry?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            The truth come out

      • The Kuppo™

        He even did a video on Aegislash and Trevenant lol

        And yes, I checked his channel

        • The Kuppo™

          MostlyPokemonGirlfriendsCries.

          I feel so dumb lol

    • The Kuppo™

      This makes me cry

      • DELEDELEDELEWHOOOOOOOOOOPP

        • The Kuppo™

          DELEDELEDELEWHOOOOOOOOOOPPER

          This is all an elaborate Burger King’s commercial

  • After school I’m changing my text tone to DELEDELEDELEWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP

    I’m sure that won’t get annoying

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      It’ll definitely bug people

  • Govnah

    why do I always get POTG for the dumbest of plays lol

    • My favorite I’ve had was playing Junkrat and a Roadhog low on health hooked me and killed me. He was at low health so my bombs killed him and the lucio and Tracer next to him

      • Govnah

        Im starting to pick up McCree and hes actually really fun

        • One more hour until high noon :3

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          IT’S HIGH NOON

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        My favourite was being killed as Symmetra and the POTG was turret hell as Satya flopped from her chair

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      You could stop at five or six terrible memes, or just one

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Happy 420 guys
    Aka the day asthmatics hide to avoid dying from smoke

    • EarthenWarrior

      Also Hitler’s Birthday
      Aka my Brother’s favorite day of the year

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        ……that’s open to a lot of jokes

      • The Kuppo™

        I did nazi this coming

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          There are germany reasons why this is weird

          • These jokes are the warst

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Is that in reference to the sausage? Because if so, that’s the wurst spelling of it I’ve seen so far :p

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Earthen’s bro confirmed for poser stoner Hitler

        • EarthenWarrior

          He is anything but a poser

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ
    I don’t think you realize how beautiful the world is for having this abomination exist

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    So I gave my little sister my old 3ds and Alpha Sapphire a while back and I’m having ‘nam flashbacks of how I used to play Pokemon

    Level up the one you like and neglect all the others

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35d08f6cc3b5502e75d6851939bb9c4329d09895d10a8f342ec0dd3682c02257.jpg

    • The Kuppo™

      Poor Gosay…

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Tbf she just picked him up, I told her about the lucky egg and she uses Exp Share

        It’s nice sharing an interest with a sibling tbh, we can talk about something even though there’s nearly a decade between us

        • My little brother plays for a bit then puts it down for a month. He’s still on the E4 in SuMo

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            My little sis binges and then forgets it when she gives it to me charge it for like months at a time XD

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Breaking news: she just switched out the Dustox for a Roserade 👀

      • The Kuppo™

        Crobat, Roserade, Delcatty and Blaziken in one team? That’s what I call good taste

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Lil sis making me proud ;-;

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Oh God she got mega latias rip all other team members

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    wait….is kurusu here?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Lmao how can Metapod breed? cba with Pokemon sometimes

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Case of game play > sense

    • Daedardus

      It’s a huge penis that can use string shot and harden, it won’t be that hard.

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        ohohoho i was just thinking that

      • UnburdenedLegume

        oh

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Lil sis: Bird Pokemon are the best but I like others too

    Me: Oh shit here comes Birdthern Warrior

  • I wonder how they can even follow up BotW… is this what it was like when people played OoT when it first came out?

    • Daedardus

      Basically.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well the very first time I played it I might’ve been 6 at the time and I had no idea what to do

      Now that I am an adolt I memorized everything

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    so this same Lizafos has killed me more times than every guardian I’ve fought combined

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh bummer dude

  • Daedardus

    I finally got my hands on a Pro Controller. My god it’s so nice. The buttons are all very springy and it feels very comfortable. It was expensive but well worth the money if you ask me.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmm I honestly haven’t touched my Switch in a week, I mean I did everything in BOTW and Shovel Knight

      I am focusing on Wow, Splatoon and Yooka-Laylee now

      • Daedardus

        I played some Snipperclips yesterday with someone who hardly plays video games, really had fun. Haven’t touched BotW for two whole weeks. I bought SK but it sucked without a real D-pad, so I can finally play now.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Hardly did everything in BOTW fella

      • Jackattack72

        Are you Horde or Alliance? How’s your Legionfall rep grind going?

    • The Kuppo™

      Have you seen the little message hidden in it? :0

      http://nintendotoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/switchmessage.jpg?x74487

      • Daedardus

        Yeah, I knew about it way before I bought it today.

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    oh well i guess kurusu isn’t here

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      I’m here just got home like 10 minutes ago from school

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        oh okay.. well i’m still at school but we could talk later

        • The Bunny Kurusu

          Ok see ya then

  • EarthenWarrior

    finally home, now to kick back with a can of dew, some warcraft and a bunch of Code Monkeys

  • Vincentk

    It would make sense I suppose to get those get those who only play on the 3ds it can be seen as the next step and not a hybrid system like the switch

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Well got two new Pokémon named

    Foalsus my Pegasus Pokémon ???/Flying

    Floatter my Water/Ice Otter Pokémon

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Sonic ’06 is probably the sonic game I got the most enjoyment out of tbh

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      I think everyone can enjoy a game like that

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        So shit I love it

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          It’s so perfect
          Denying it? It’s no use

    • EarthenWarrior

      Such foul language you sick bastard

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        The truth hurts

    • The Kuppo™

      So bad is good enjoyment can’t be replaced

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    How bad is the Trial Of Thunder in BOTW? I just randomly stumbled onto it

    • Daedardus

      Don’t bother with it until you get a certain ability, you will know which one it is when you get it. Otherwise it’s possible but really tedious.

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I have zero divine beasts, currently working towards birdboys gale
        And I have a great flameblade, two thunderstaff thingies, and three hearts
        (I’ve also slain around five guardians without guardian weapons)

        • Daedardus

          Just do something else first then :).

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            YAY

        • Three hearts? Lol wut

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I literally only got stamina

    • EarthenWarrior

      is that the one with the ballz and the pillars?

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I think?

      • Daedardus

        Yes, that’s the one.

        • EarthenWarrior

          i hated that one, so annoying

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Bawlz

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8942d52ebdd6fa9a90d1449a373a053de7fc304d8070cdb165dc87f003bec17a.jpg
    Ummmmm… I don’t think he took losing very well
    (To be fair having a Golisopod lose to a litten and meowth would tick me off too)

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Alomeowth best girl

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Guzma has shards of glass in his head

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Alomeowth still best girl

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Welp

    • The Kuppo™

      Me when loosing in Videogames, I’m kind of a salty person

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        You slam your head into the floor and begin bleeding having your goggles shatter and stabbing yourself with glass shards?

        • The Kuppo™

          If I only had the patience to do that.

          But tbh, when I was younger, out of pure rage I kicked a small window that was in the ground of my yard… breaking it.

          I was barefoot ;-;

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            ….zoinks ;~:

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    The SuMo Manga basically made the Female trainer go crazy for poison types and there is apparently refrence to shipping her with Gladion….. nice

    • NOOOOOOO

      NO. BAD. BAD MANGA.
      LILLIE X MOON

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        XD
        It’s too late now
        (And no one chose Popplio)

        • THIS IS STUPID

          ANYONE WANT SOME SALT ON THEIR FRIES BECAUSE I GOT PLENTY

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            The male has a litten
            Guzma got beat by a kid with a litten and meowth.. while using goli

          • The Kuppo™

            Sorry I can’t, too much salt can kill a person :p

          • Daedardus

            Too much of everything can kill a person. Just think about, you won’t be able to give a counterexample.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Memes

          • Daedardus

            You watch too much of them then you die of starvation.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Earlobes

          • Daedardus

            You die crushed under the weight of all the earlobes cut off from random people.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            But what if you believe

          • Daedardus

            You’ll become a terrorist and commit a suicide attack. You’ll die, and you won’t get into heaven either.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Why

          • Daedardus

            Your finger will be glued forever to the Y key on your keyboard and you’ll die of plastic poisoning.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            But Y not?

          • Daedardus

            (The real answer is of course, that ‘too much’ is a vague term and self-fulfilling. The fact that something is too much already implies you crossed some dangerous boundary. The actual question is ‘how much is too much’.)

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

          • The Kuppo™

            Too much water for example.

            It can kill a reviewer’s reputation

        • The Bunny Kurusu

          I though kukui kept it technically making it his

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I dunno if it is his.. you never know

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Totally ruins my otp

      Gladion x Shadow

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        “I’m the coolest” A gladion x shadow fanfiction

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          The sequel ‘I am the ultimate edgeform’

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            But of course the prequel to
            Hmph

      • The Kuppo™

        Where’s that damn 4th Z-crystal

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/32352838
    I normally feel as if 4chan is cancerous but…. this is perhaps one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

    • temporario23

      I personally think 4chan is hilarious. I like to go there every once in a while to get a few laughs with what the people there say.

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Same
        Just…. this entire thread I posted

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Two questions for Fakemon squad

    -What are your fossils based off of, and what is their type?

    -What type is your most frequent?

    • My fossil:
      My hopes and dreams. Rock/Ghost

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      YOU’RE ASSUMING I HAVE FOSSILS!?!?!?
      I do though

      Rock/Poison Snake thingy (There was a specific name, I can’t remember)
      Rock/Bug worm thingy (Same as above but the actual animal it is based of us was supposedly trippy as actual fuck)

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Hallucigenia, that’s what the worm one was based off of
        I implore you to look it up

        • The Kuppo™

          That might be the weirdest insect ever

          https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9-Z9Ssgb0Kg/maxresdefault.jpg

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            That’s EXACTLY why it’s such good fakemon material 😀

          • EarthenWarrior

            or this

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            for a fossil

          • EarthenWarrior

            nope just as a regular
            it’s gonna be my dirt leech’s evo
            landprey

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I’m reffering to fossils tho

          • The Kuppo™

            “Bobbit” such a cute name for such a deadly animal

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Most frequent type? Mostly water…. but mainly cause of one area

    • EarthenWarrior

      ooo fun
      Anklub and its evo Quakelosaur (or Quakodon) are Rock/Ground based on ankylosaurus
      using the very powerful tail mallets they can send out powerful earthquakes that can split apart mountains
      and next is
      Electroscute and Stegawatt which are Rock/Electric Stegosauruses, their long pointy plates on their backs act like lightning rods and use electricity as a source of power, when threatened they blast all stored electricity in all directions

      and i have a bad habit of making a LOT of Fighting types

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      -Rock/Fighting sword based Sabre tooth tiger

      -Rock/Ground riding based mastodon

      -Grass is most frequent

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        I need the sabertooth so bad

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      – Fossils: Rock/Electric Velociraptor and Rock Triceratops

      – Most frequent type is Flying

  • Ultron

    My laptop though it would be hilarious if it decided to stop working on my last day of class when I have a shit ton of assignments due :^)

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I’m trapped in the trial of thunder on a blood moon

    • EarthenWarrior

      Nice knowin’ ya

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Currently fleeing

        • EarthenWarrior

          you wussy, at least you could’ve died with dignity

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I feel like actually doing something with my time

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      I JUST FOUND A KOROK IN THE TRIAL OF THUNDER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

    • I wish they didn’t play that blood moon cutscenes every time

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        You can skip those

        • I know but it still interrupts game play

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            True

  • @EarthenWarrior

    How many seeds did you get in BotW?

    • EarthenWarrior

      200 something i haven’t played in a while

      • I almost expected 900

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’m not THAT psychotic

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Leaving for a few months if people divulge more Zelda for a while btw I’m wanting to go in as blind as possible

    • Oops sorry, I’ll start using spoiler tags again

      • Ultron

        Dats wut I thought

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Dankë

        • Didn’t know you were getting Zelda sorry

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s fine I shouldve said

    • EarthenWarrior

      we could remove your retinas with a salad fork if that could help?

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        No I need those for a full quality of life tyvm

        • EarthenWarrior

          fine, but could i jam rusted screw into your ankles?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            No, I need those to be fabulous

    • The Kuppo™

      But you said you were waiting for Pokemon to get a Switch??

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Pokemon or any game that interests me and I’ve decided to get it with Spl2n and BotW on my beefday or whenever I have the money

        Should’ve mentioned tho, sorry

        • The Kuppo™

          No worries but thanks for mentioning that in the first place, I was also kinda tired of these spoilers

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Yeah I knew a few others still hadn’t got it so I was gonna mention that but I didn’t want to speak for people who’s opinion I didn’t know

  • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

    oh i’m at home kurusu

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      Oh cool

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yep…but the RP is getting weirder by the minute

  • EarthenWarrior


    they’re pumping them out

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      What is this episode name

      • EarthenWarrior

        I can’t even say it without my own hands clasping around my own throat in cringe

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          oh yeah so cringey like the video title says it all

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          The title is disgusting

      • Ultron

        “That’s why the Litten is a Scamp”

        It’s supposed to be a play on the lyric “That’s why the lady is a tramp” from the song “The Lady is a Tramp” from a musical called Babes in Arms. The song has been popularized by Frank Sinatra

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          No I knew what the name was… it’s just… why

          • Ultron

            Oh, I couldn’t tell you tbh

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Kill me now

  • EarthenWarrior

    so out of the blue, i really hope we get the next installment of PMD soon, the itch strikes hard and fast
    this time with an Alola cast, but where could they go from Super Mystery Dungeon?
    i kinda wish they let you be more then just Starters, but not like everything
    if i could only give 10

    Rowlet
    Litten
    Popplio
    Rockruff
    Fomantis….
    Maybe A. Vulpix
    Crabrawler could work but i dunno
    ok the Alola National dex sucks with decent pokemon that could be playable that aren’t op or along the lines

    and moreover a plot
    Natural Disasters, Time Stopping, planet wide animosity, and now dark matter, i mean what could work? Eternal night and Day? Ultra Space aliens? or a great prophecy

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Hmmm…
      Your options work out very well, they could be contenders for it. I think for the last two it would be Stufful and Alolan Meowth

    • NesMeister

      Red/Blue Rescue Team: Rescuers
      Explorers of Darkness/Time/Sky: Explorers
      Gates to Infinity: “Paradise” cultists
      Super Mystery Dungeon: Persona classmates…then explorers again

      I kinda want a PMD game where you join a detective agency instead and solve mysteries around the area with Gumshoos is the head detective

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    I’m back folks after 2 days, so what did I miss?

    • Ultron

      Not too much tbh!

  • MelloMori

    So pretty off topic, but figured I’d tell some of our over watch and other blizzard game players that if they ever had any interest in hero of the storm you should download the game and log in on the 25 this month. Their giving away 20 free characters in various bundles to everyone and I think some of the over watch characters are in them like Tracer.

    • MelloMori

      Here’s what the bundles are if anyone cares.

      The Assassin Bundle contains: Alarak, Chromie, Falstad, Greymane, Gul’dan, Kael’thas, Kerrigan, Li-Ming, Lunara, Nazeebo, Nova, Raynor, Sylvanas, The Butcher, Tracer, Tychus, Valeera, Valla, Zeratul, and Zul’jin.

      The Support & Specialist Bundle contains Abathur, Auriel, Brightwing, Chen, Dehaka, E.T.C, Johanna, Kharazim, Li Li, Lt. Morales, Lucio, Malfurion, Medivh, Muradin, Rehgar, Stiches, Tassadar, Tyrael, Uther and Zarya.

      The Tank & Bruiser Bundle contains Alarak, Anub’arak, Artanis, Arthas, Chen, Diablo, Dehaka, Illidan, Kharazim, Leoric, Muradin, Ragnaros, Rexxar, Samuro, Sonya, Stiches, Thrall, Varian, Xul and Zarya.

      Finally, the Flex Bundle contains Abathur, Arthas, Azmodan, Brightwing, Diablo, E.T.C, Greymane, Johanna, Kerrigan, Li Li, Li-Ming, Lt. Morales, Nazeebo, Rehgar, Rexxar, Sylvanas, The Lost Vikings, Tychus, Varian and Zul’Jin.

      you simply get to pick one of them for free and get the 20 characters in that bundle. And the games free to play, so it might be worth doing just to have something to play when you have nothing else to do.

  • WOAH I FOUND THE HYLIAN SHIELD

    • Ithsme?

      I still haven’t done that. At this point I feel like you might beat the game before me lol

      • I just went to Hyrule Castle for a side quest 😛

        • Ithsme?

          The thing is I haven’t even gone in HC yet, I’m sorta saving that for last (or last-ish).

          • Go around the back. There is an entrance there with Luminous stones lighting it up at night. There are no spoilers in there but you can get the shield as well as some really cool weapons in there.

          • Ithsme?

            I’ll try that, thanks!

    • EarthenWarrior

      be warned my dear Chumpette, though mighty the Hylian Shield is, it can and eventually will break

      • I’ll save it for those crazy encounters

  • finally got my second stamina wheel ^.^

    • EarthenWarrior

      i have all three and 27 hearts

    • Ithsme?

      Lol I had all 3 before I even got one heart.

  • Ultron

    Did anyone see the new Pokemon Gallery Figures? They’re all pretty cool, imo. Honestly I think the Psyduck one might be my favorite
    https://media1.nintendowire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pokemongalleryfigures2.png

  • EarthenWarrior

    I FAILED YOU MYLUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I’ve seen the same dragon 3 times today

    • EarthenWarrior

      yeah soon you’ll be seeing them everywhere

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        It’s just this one

        Also I got revalis gale

        • EarthenWarrior

          I got that one last, man that dungeon was extremely easy I literally finished it in 10 minutes, hell I probably spent an extra minute in the Deku tree then this one

  • so… is there anything you can do in the gerudo school?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Just 13 ways to please your Voe
      or in your case, your Vai

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    So what’s everyone’s best rival nicknames?

    • Gold.

      You see its clever because normally his name is Silver

    • EarthenWarrior

      Kwenton

    • Ultron

      Dick McDuck

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I think rhythm games are spawns from hell…

    • EarthenWarrior

      Even Rhythm Heaven Fever?

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Nope.. I remembered I downloaded this sort of rhythm game called “Russian Dancing Men” (Mr Weebl is who that’s referring to, he made a game, long story)
        Iplayed it a bit as a kid
        ….. Oh my god… it’s an absolute troll

        • EarthenWarrior

          Da the Dancing for Mother Russia!!!
          Earthen has danced his way through the dimensions and through the Capitalist Pigs obstacles
          https://youtu.be/n0-PzkMHZwI

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Oh god you know what I mean…
            Wait how far have you gotten?
            (This game is suicide inducing sometimes)

          • EarthenWarrior

            AAARGHHHHH final

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Did you actually beat it?
            (fuck the speed increases though)

          • EarthenWarrior

            It took weeks of memorizing the final sequence

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            It’s torture… I never got past hard Kenya… fuck Kenya so much…

          • EarthenWarrior

            I still remember I saw the images every time I closed my eyes…
            Same with Tetris

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Like tbh, I literally only struggled with Kenya (aka hell))

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            And I arrived at it god help me

  • Personally I would still go for the full Switch as I love the idea of playing Pokemon an a big TV screen!

    I presume the Switch ‘Mini’ would be like the 2DS?

  • Armaggedon16

    @Unamused Dappou Seraph
    BATTLE?

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Isn’t it like four in the morning (give or take an hour or two in either direction) in America?

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      It just so happens that I am on, even though it IS five in the morning

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Holy shit go to bed

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          Anime my friend, I don’t exactly think silly things like illness and time are enough to stop me

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I just found an innocent little bbu in this anime
    IF THE KILL HER OFF I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Lol this was meant to be in response to seraph

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Wrong place m8 XD

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        No but in all seriousness, the anime is full of death and I’m almost guaranteeing she’ll die later on and I’m going to end up crying

        • Watch me Dednaenae

          Oh is it like the Walking Dead?

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Nope, it’s mainly just a gorey anime but I just happened to grow really friggin attached to this character because they’re absolutely perfect….
            But now they’re dead

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Drop dead perfect

    • The Kuppo™

      Look it’s Reaper’s son

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        Like father like son

        • “Daddy! daddy! I’m hungry where is that pizza?”

          ITS IN THE REFRIGERATOR

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    THE BBU DIED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WASN’T READY!! I WASN’T READY AT ALL!!!!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Mega stones are banned for the international challenge. Why didnt i knew about this sooner? Almost wasted 2 days at the Battle Tree grinding out points for Scizorite, Salamencite and Gengarite ffs

    • Why is GF phasing out mega stones >.>

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Ikr? They distribute these mega stones and then decide we cant use them in PvP lol i dont get it.

      • Ultron

        If they were just going to throw megas to the wayside why didn’t they fucking just make real evolutions

      • temporario23

        My guess is they want this competitive year to be Mega-free, after Worlds they will probably allow Mega stones, so the format doesn’t feel the same for another year.

  • I’m so hyped for Ludum Dare 😀
    This will be my 4th game. Hopefully it won’t be trash

  • EarthenWarrior

    so i’m running out of Alolan pokemon to SOS for a shiny
    Either i try for a Rockruff, Pyukumuku or a Baile Oricorio

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      SOS for a Pom Pom or Pa’u and then use Red Nectar, it’s easier because they don’t wear down your Pokemon as fast

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh big time (but I HATE the others)
        The damn Bailes have roost AND TEETER DANCE
        Earthen ain’t having that shit

        I just wanted it because I have a thing for Black Shinies

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Yey

  • This place is more dead than my hopes and dreams

    • Daedardus

      I’ll do some CPR.

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      You need a life to have hopes and dreams

      Jk

  • EarthenWarrior

    JEEZUS H FRACK SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      no i’m not sayi’n anything

    • WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???

      PINK BUT KINDA MORE PURPLEISH PINK

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        my favorite color is potato (oh man i’m just being silly now)

        • Daedardus

          Potato potato

        • lol xd so random

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Rawr means I love you in dinosaur

          • Raawr means I want to devour you in Dinosaur so you gotta listen carefully and not get confused

    • Daedardus

      SOMETHING

  • Daedardus

    NEW leak information dripping NOW:
    https://media.giphy.com/media/3uetGLYgad1OE/giphy.gif

  • Shady

    I didn’t know wat exactly r these but they looks great. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1492773925302.jpg http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1492774477979.jpg

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      I love Deci here
      (WTF DID THEY DO TO JANGMO-O THAT DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT)

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Unpopular opinion: Kommo-o is my favorite Pseudo

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Also: I headcannoned that it runs like a Velociraptor

      • EarthenWarrior

        it kinda knuckle walks

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          I don’t like picturing it that way… it seems REALLY weird to me

          • EarthenWarrior

            well look at the size and length of those arms

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            But it would look so stupid…..

          • EarthenWarrior


            5:40

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Was just gonna link that

            I like it tbh

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            OOOOOHH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IT KINDA JUST DRAGS AROUND LIKE A GORILLA OR SOME SHIT

            That actually doesn’t look that bad!

          • EarthenWarrior

            no you dolt, knuckle walk as in it moves on all fours, kommo-o’s build would’ve really allow such locomotion without awkward positing of its large heavy limbs

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            i see…
            I actually do like it though
            (I SEE MARSHADOW YESH

    • EarthenWarrior

      i like the look and the type BUT THE REST IS PURE GARBAGE
      to me it goes

      1: Garchomp
      2: Tyranitar
      3: Kommo-o
      4: Dragonite
      5: Goodra
      6: Metagross
      7: Hydreigon

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Why the hell are metagross and Hydreigon below Goodra?

        I’m just SO MAD THEY DIDN’T JUST GIVE IT SHELL SMASH WTF GF

        • EarthenWarrior

          i was never a fan of Metagross and i’m not one for Dark types, and Goodra is pudgy and comes from the almighty Goomy

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Goomy is pretty godly

            Huh… I never would have expected that

        • The Kuppo™

          Because Goodra is lit and you know it

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Eh?

      • Hydreigon just got ruined by fairy types. A sacrifice we had to make

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Tbf its the 4x weak to fairy Pokemon that probably suffered the least

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Seriously though

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Flash Cannon if you must kill Fairies, or wear it down/switch out like anything else with a 4x weakness

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Even if Kommo-o …. my poor friggin child
            (Hydreigon is actually godly, I love it second fave pseudo legend)

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Kommo-o should’ve been a special attacker imo if they wanted to make Clanging Scales Special and didn’t give it a good physical fighting move

            Doesn’t even badly conflict with its design or lore, just make it a ‘magic knight’ kinda character whilst retaining its design and lore

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I’m just annoyed it got a special move…..
            And also, I didn’t notice this until it was pointed out..
            By level up, it gets 8 ATTACKING MOVES INCLUDING BIDE

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I mean it only makes sense it’s a special move

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I know… it just looks so physical with its design…

    • UnburdenedLegume

      I like the typing but not the design

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I love both tbh…

    • The Kuppo™

      The typing deserved a better Mon and the Mon deserved a better movepool

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I agree with the second half

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Wow i just noticed that Necrozma’s body is shaped like a Z-Crystal, especially if you look at it from behind

    • That’s very rude to look at someone’s behind

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Then I’m out of a living

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Plus it keeps on making Z-Move esque stances, and both Wicke and the Maile Library tie Z-Power to Ultra Space, as well as the fact that Z-Power resembles Totem Aura and Beast Boost, which comes from the Ultra Wormholes like Necrozma also may

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I love that edgy pose it makes

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Yep yep, I’ve theorized that Z-Crystals came from Necrozma because it lost all of its color and energy when it entered the Pokemon world from Ultra Space. This also resulted in the creation of Cosmog

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Do you mean Lillie’s Nebby, or the Cosmog species? Because we’ve seen that Cosmog (or at least one way of conceiving them) are born from a Solgaleo and a Lunala

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Eh i’ve never made the distinction tbh, just the creature Cosmog in general

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Idk that would mean Necrozma created the whole Cosmog line and for some reason I don’t think that’d be the case?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            No I’ve theorized that Lunala, Solgaleo and Necrozma were originally one being (like the Unova dragons) living in Ultra Space. It somehow found its way to the Pokemon world, but due to the absense of Ultra Energy it started to diffuse and that created two Cosmog and the Z-Crystals. One fled to the alternate reality where we can find it post-game, and the other got captured by Aether.

            Necro means ”death” in Greek, so i think that Necrozma is really just the empty husk left behind when it diffused into Z-Crystals and the version mascots

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    @BigGuyI:disqus
    Next time you say our regional forms are bad, here’s a gem from smogons fourms

    Pokemon: Deino
    Type: Grass/Ground
    Ability: Competitive/Gluttony/Unburden (HA)
    Stats: 38/45/50/65/50/52
    Movepool Changes:
    Removed: Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Dragon Rush, Scary Face, Thunder Wave, Fire Fang, Ice Fang, Assurance, Dark Pulse, Draco Meteor, Incinerate
    Added: Giga Drain, Razor Leaf, Magical Leaf, Mud Shot, Earthquake, Synthesis, Power Whip, Stone Edge, Rock Slide, Energy Ball, Leaf Blade
    Flavor/Design: The black on its body is now green, the blue now brown, and the purple spots are now yellow. It is now more jungle like. Of course, by that previous statement, they appear in the Lush Jungle.

    Pokemon: Zweilous
    Type: Grass/Ground
    Ability: Competitive/Gluttony/Unburden (HA)
    Stats: 58/65/70/85/70/72
    Movepool Changes:
    Removed: Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Dragon Rush, Scary Face, Thunder Wave, Fire Fang, Ice Fang, Assurance, Dark Pulse, Draco Meteor, Incinerate
    Added: Giga Drain, Razor Leaf, Magical Leaf, Mud Shot, Earthquake, Synthesis, Power Whip, Stone Edge, Rock Slide, Energy Ball, Leaf Blade
    Flavor/Design: The black on its body is now green, the blue now brown, and the purple spots are now yellow. It is now more jungle like. Of course, by that previous statement, they appear in the Lush Jungle.

    Pokemon: Hydreigon
    Type: Grass/Ground
    Ability: Defiant/Gluttony/Unburden (HA)
    Stats: 90/125/90/105/90/100
    Movepool Changes:
    Removed: Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Dragon Rush, Scary Face, Thunder Wave, Fire Fang, Ice Fang, Assurance, Dark Pulse, Draco Meteor, Incinerate, Heat Wave
    Added: Giga Drain, Razor Leaf, Magical Leaf, Mud Shot, Earthquake, Synthesis, Power Whip, Energy Ball, Leaf Blade, Bonemerang, Belly Drum, Nasty Plot
    Flavor/Design: The black on its body is now green, the blue now brown, and the purple spots are now yellow. It is now more jungle like. Design is a bit bulkier. Of course, by that previous statement, they appear in the Lush Jungle. Compared to the other two members of its line, it has a bone in its nose.
    Competitive: I wanted to make a Pokemon that can use Belly Drum effectively. Typing isn’t the best in this regard, but once it gets to set up, its going to reek havoc. Gluttony and Unburden both help it immensely, but you can also run a Scarf set. It can’t tank Ice-type moves very well, but aside from that, it’s a beast.

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      This one is even better
      Pokemon: Noibat
      New typing: Fighting
      New abilities: Prankster / Moxie / Simple (HA)
      New stats: 30 (-10) / 60 ([Swap] +15) / 30 (-5) / 30 ([Swap]) / 30 (-10) / 65 (+10) (Net Change: +0)
      New/removed moves: – Absorb, – Gust, – Wing Attack, – Agility, – Air Cutter, – Roost, – Razor Wind, – Tailwind, – Whirlwind, – Air Slash, – Hurricane, – Solar Beam, – Psychic, – Shadow Ball, – Fly, – Dream Eater, – Outrage, – Tailwind, – Draco Meteor, – Dragon Pulse, – Heat Wave, – Sky Attack, – Water Pulse, + Karate Chop, + Knock Off, + Crunch, + Psychic Fangs, + Happy Hour (Net Change: -18)
      Flavor/Design: WIP

      Pokemon: Noivern
      New typing: Fighting/Dark
      New abilities: Prankster / Moxie / Intimidate (HA)
      New stats: 70 (-10) / 120 ([Swap] +23) / 70 (-10) / 70 ([Swap]) / 70 (-10)/ 130 (+7) (Net Change: +0)
      New/removed moves: – Moonlight, – Absorb, – Gust, – Wing Attack, – Agility, – Air Cutter, – Roost, – Razor Wind, – Tailwind, – Whirlwind, – Air Slash, – Hurricane, – Solar Beam, – Psychic, – Shadow Ball, – Fly, – Dream Eater, – Outrage, – Tailwind, – Draco Meteor, – Dragon Pulse, – Heat Wave, – Sky Attack, – Water Pulse, + Karate Chop, + Knock Off, + Crunch, + Psychic Fangs, + Happy Hour, + High Jump Kick, + Parting Shot, + Copycat, + Spikes, + Megahorn, + Horn Attack, + Peck, + Horn Drill, + Smart Strike, + Drill Run, + Slack Off, + Metal Sound, + Chatter, + Clanging Scales, + Sing, + Roar, + Perish Song, + Horn Leech, + Entrainment (Net Change: +0)
      Flavor/Design: Alolan Noivern is large and pudgy, standing roughly 1.9m tall and weighing approximately 108kg. Its fur is a bright neon/lime green, and it adorns its pelt with the skulls of its prey. It has a thin double-ridge of bone on its snout that reaches from one brow to the other, and from the base of this ridge and back down Alolan Noivern’s spine there is a large crest of rigid hair. Alolan Noivern has large claws on its hands and feet, and it has two large horns akin to those of an ox location at its temples. Alolan Noivern shed their horns once per year, growing a new pair after a month, and lose claw casings twice yearly. Alolan Noivern is incapable of flight due to its large stature, but it is capable of gliding, and has a semi-transparent black second eyelid over its eye sockets which it closes while midair to block out excess wind. Alolan Noivern love music, and they are constantly emitting sounds akin to classic rock from their ears; while this tune is normally rather quiet, when Alolan Noivern become excited the music increases to a near-deafening level. They wear a large, open mouth smile on their face while listening to their favorite music, and their large tongues absentmindedly lolls out of one corner of their mouths. Alolan Noivern’s large tail acts as a metronome, and it waves it back and forth to keep time with any tune. Alolan Noivern mark their territory by carving rocks with their large claws, sometimes, and unintentionally, resulting in beautiful murals across the area. Alolan Noivern are dull but incredibly crafty, and they can imitate any sound they hear. They use this ability to lure prey into their reach; the last thing that smaller Pokemon that enter an Alolan Noivern’s territory hear is an abrupt and terrifying shift to rock-n-roll music. Alolan Noivern also use their ingenuity to escape danger; they can sense the perfect time to leave any confrontation, be it social or dangerous in nature, and do so while crudely imitating human speak. Alolan Noivern acts in a manner that would be considered very immature and arrogant for a person, and this is demonstrated the clearest by the manner it decorates its dwelling. Alolan Noivern adores making objects in its own image, and the lair of an elder member of its species will feature countless rocks, skeletons, egg shells, and other random on trinkets and knickknacks dropped by tourists, all adorned with previous years’ horns, arranged so the objects appear to have grown the protrusions themselves.
      Concept: Alolan Noivern is based off of 70’s punk, fashion, and musical trends.
      Competitive Corner: Alolan Noivern is a fast and strong physical attacker that has middling bulk. It has immediate value as a lead due to its vast support movepool and aforementioned offensive stats, and can also be used as an effective pivot or revenge killer thanks to its stellar abilities. Alolan Noivern can also be used as a bulky pivot thanks to Intimidate, and can utilize this bulk to support the team with Spikes or set a boost or two to attempt a sweep. Overall, Alolan Noivern has many enticing attributes about it which makes it seem very strong, but it is balanced by its low-powered coverage options, middling bulk without Intimidate, lack of reliable options to boost its stats, and weakness to common (priority) attacking types.

      • EarthenWarrior

        GGRERGGAGAGAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH HOW CAN ANYONE THIS STUPID EVEN CONCEIVE SUCH A HORRENDOUS WET DRY SHIT [email protected]#@@$$#$$$@@@@@@@@@@@@$$$$$$$$$$$%^&^????????????????????????????//1110010101010111101000101010100111100000000000111000011011

        [Earthen.exe has stopped working]

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          Remember, at least I (And everyone else here) try to justify their alolan forms and do so better than this
          And lets be honest, Raichu makes more sense than this

          • EarthenWarrior

            I SHOULD KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
            DOESN’T ANYBODY GRASP THE CONCEPTS OF MICRO-CLIMATES OF ISOLATED TROPICAL REGIONS ITS NOT A FREE SPACE TO MAKE WHATEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE OF WHATEVER

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I do for the most part. This is just glorious though

          • It’s a game about magical electric mice and a 12 year old that can carry a 1,000 pound ball made of galaxies

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            isn’t cosmoem like 2200 ish?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Why can’t you yanks be normal and use the globe uses

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Because our country is shit

          • EarthenWarrior

            IT’S A FUCKING STAR AND IF ANYBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ASTROLOGY IS THAT COSMIC GASSES CONDENSE AND FORM STARS AND THEY NEED TO BE DENSER THEN YOU TO FORM
            IF THEY DIDN”T SUGARCOAT IT COSMOEM SHOULD WEIGH AT LEAST 7.9 MILLION POUNDS

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Cosmoem isn’t a literal star tho

            If it was literally a star at the very least I could guarantee you that Alola would be doomed

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            And a kid carried a star

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well i’m done
            *Snaps own neck*

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            How did you do that?

          • EarthenWarrior

            *a unconscious Earthen lying on the ground, his neck is contorted beyond human comprehension, he does not respond to anything*

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            So now GF can finally remove the rock type

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        The one below it is even worse, they actually give reasoning
        You’ll love it

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Ehhh, that’s like saying Sonic Boom can’t be bad because of ’06

      I wouldn’t say any of our Fakemon are like bad but because there’s worse doesn’t treat they shouldn’t get criticism

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I know, I’m just making comparisons
        Self confidence raising, know what I mean?

  • Goona put together a super long game dev music playlist. Any good game ost’s you’d reccommend?

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph


      Kirby flinstones?

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Basically anything from this

      • FLEENTSTONES???

        • Unamused Dappou Seraph

          It needed to happen, it really did
          (Seriously, I loved this games soundtrack)

    • The Kuppo™

      Chrono trigger and Cross, SSBM/4, Final fantasy VI/VIII/X/XV, Kirby Air ride, Shadow of Colossus, Ico, Super Mário Galaxy, Pokémon MDEOS, Fizer Emblema Fates, Legend of Mana, Mario & Luigi BIS and others that I can’t remember rn

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this may be a tad different but these are good
      first one is very silly and entertaining

      the next one is very bewitching and eerie but should feel anybody with spiritual imbalence with a great desire to find and fulfil yourself

  • UnburdenedLegume

    If we do get Sinnoh remakes with regional variants. For example, I’d like to see the Sentret line with form changes depending on which area they live in within Sinnoh. Like if they live up north, they become Normal/Ice and have white fur

    • YESS

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I love the Sentret line, they’re arguably my favourite regional rodent

        • Furret is one of my favorites and I’ve been wanting it to get the attention it deserves for so long

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Fun fact, Bibarel got attention this gen

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Bibarel deserves all the attention all the time

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            It apparently got Swords dance and Aqua jet
            Don’t quote me, I’ll give it a check now

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Confirmed, it did

          • The Kuppo™

            Good

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Bibarel is cute

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I’m also hoping for a regional variant for the Mareep line. They could be mountain goats and become Rock/Electric

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Tbh I think that (I hope I’m wrong though I’d die to see like Regional Milotic or something) they’ll likely all come from one region again, and I’m tempted to guess Alola seeing as Sinnoh and Alola are like opposites climate wise and it’d make sense to cross advertise the current Gen

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I’m bored… I kinda want to play Star’s Rad Red but I don’t have a PC right now

    • You can also play it on phone emulators

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        Any tutorials how to install one? I’m not good at this kind of stuff

        • Do you have an IPhone or Android?

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            IPhone

          • Oh, well yeah it won’t work on IOS anymore (to my knowledge)
            I’m glad you’re intrested in it though

            @Coupid

            You gotta play it too

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    If there will be Shinnovian… Sinnoh Forms of ALOLA pokemon which ones and what typing would they be?

    • Sinnonion Roggenrola
      Rock/Fire

      Found in the Orenburg City mines.

      Sinnohnion Flabebe
      Grass/Fairy

      A multicolored flower version that used Gracedia flowers found in Flamora Town

      Sinnonion Ekans
      Grass/Dark

      A grass snake that’s a rare encounter in eterna forest

      Sinnonion Hoothoot

      Ice/Flying

      Found at the base of Mt.Coronet

      Sinnonion Magcargo

      Ground

      A muddy snail found in the Safari Zone

      Sinnonion Drampa

      Dragon/Psychic

      Guards the ruins in Celestic Town. Spawns once a week

      Alolan Chandelure

      Fire/Ice

      A snow globe with a fire inside found on route 217

      Sinnonion Darmanitan

      Psychic/Electric

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        I thought about forms of alolan pokemon but these are pretty cool

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Hoothoot is already in premake Sinnoh so imo I doubt it’ll get a form in remakes

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Also, a cool name for Sinnohan Magcargo would be Gastrodon

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      I would say Komala, Pyukumuku and Dhelmise

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Sinnonian Grubbin
      Bug/Ice

      Found near Mt. Coronet

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Gonna pull an Earthen here

      Looks like Clamperl fucked music

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        It’s cute tho

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Looks generic tbh

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            But it’s kinda cute

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Feh

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            heF

          • The Kuppo™

            It could be cuter if it wasn’t generic •_•

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            True

    • The Kuppo™

      Looks like Meloetta has a lost brother •_•

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Or sister, don’t assume

        • The Kuppo™

          Or none of them because it could be Genderless •_•

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Attack helicopter! Beldum!

  • Give us more mythicals midgame instead of legendaries. I want to use Shaymin and Meloetta

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Tbf they are just ticket sellers

  • @Oversquad do you guys have a hard time deciding what skin to use? I’m always between the Rose and Ultraviolet for Tracer and Yeti Hunter and Luna for Mei

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Both of Mercy’s gold based skins, her Valkyrie skin, and if I get it, combat medic will just screw me over

      • I’m almost glad I don’t have the Witch Mercy. I would have such a hard time choosing between it and Combat Medic

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Can’t wait till Halloween so I can obsess over getting it

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I thought about Sinnohian… or is it Sinnohvian (What the F**k is the correct adjective?) Komala. I think it would be Psychic/Grass and it would become more powerful thanks to It’s new diet (leaves of a diffrent tree). Am I the only one that thinks Sinnoh Forms will be only of Alolan pokemon?

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      I feel the same

      Alolan Toucannon where it stays a woodpecker

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        As a pipe dream tho

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Nah i think they will do regional variants of gen 2

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Makes sense because remakes, but at the same time wouldn’t Sinnoh and Johto be quite close? Their climates and cultures just aren’t really that different tbh

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Sinnoh has snowy areas and small tropical area as well. Its part of the same landscape but the climate is different. Hoenn officially belongs to the same landscape as well yet its a tropical region

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Yeah but like they’re close enough, and besides its coronet areas and the battle areas its just very samey to Johto’s climate imo

    • Ultron

      Sinnohan.

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Agreed

      • EarthenWarrior

        i just love the evo name

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Same

    • The Kuppo™

      The names are so clever tho

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Ehh Quiklaw is a standard Pokemon name (still impressive it’s up to standard with other Pokemon names) but I love Outklaw

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      If it doesn’t have a chance to hold a quick claw in the wild I swear

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yep that’s Mcree in a pokemon

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          • Blitzin’ Arcanine

            noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

          • Justice ain’t gonna dispense itself.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Girafarig Normal/Ghost regional variant needed. An undead horse unreal lol

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Ugh I’m in a bored mood

    -Pokémon has no reveals yet
    -Yo-kai watch merch. is a rare find in my area
    -Running dry of ideas
    -Watch the same episodes of Family Guy cause no new ones have been made yet

    And I’m just friggen bored right now!

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh hello again kurusu

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Hello

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          you doing good?

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            Eh so-so

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            ehh same here

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh you could watch all of the yokai watch episodes released (even in japan)

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        No netflix here and On demand has at best the last 5 episodes and youtube loves to bother me by only showing the Japanese ones and I don’t like not understanding them

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          well you could understand them a bit if you watch them over and over again

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            True true

    • The Kuppo™

      Watch anime or play Mario Kart

      Or do homework :p

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        No HW here and my Mario Kart DD is at my moms and all my animes are on hold in America (or new episodes are airing tomorrow but can’t see till monday)

        • The Kuppo™

          Find new anime :p

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      wait…..i want to make some art for you but what yokai do you want me to make?

      • The Kuppo™

        Agumon

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Hmmm how about Brushido? Or Toiletta?

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Lemme just link this
    Best fanmon creator IMO
    http://zerudez.deviantart.com/

    • The Kuppo™

      I’m not a fan of his fanmons, but his art is very impressive

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Feel the same

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Hmmm..
        I might have seen better, lemme look

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Question since Fakemon are a topic rn

    Fakemon names you’re the least proud of?

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Gluttolot
      I had no idea what to name the damn thing

    • Leafeon

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Gullp you can see above

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        I think it’s alright tbh

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          And also two of my starter names: Bearine (Bear and Vine) and Snacoal (Snake and Coal)

    • EarthenWarrior

      let me pull up my list….
      Raffian and Streerat
      Slowth and Tremensloth
      Arctowl
      Deepish Anglure
      Darkitten
      Rotcepticle
      and lastly barbor

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        I think they’re all not too bad, definitely feel more like placeholders imo

        But I think Anglure and Raffian aren’t that bad, again just imo

        • EarthenWarrior

          Including Rotcepticle? it is literally a Dumpster Slug

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Fuck that finding a name for it must be hard

          • EarthenWarrior

            i like its prevo
            Wastenaught

    • The Kuppo™

      I don’t remember it’s name but I think it’s for the better, the Mon was a Spider that disguises itself as a tumbleweed

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I don’t have dex entries but what do you think about my regional bird and rodent names and typings?

    Gullp (Normal/Flying) (I’m not sure about this name… It’s supposed to be the sound of swallowing spit (because It’s prey is scared) and Seagull… Is that good?)
    Evolves into:
    Alkatross (Dark/Flying) (Alkatraz and Albatross)
    Evolves into:
    Storkder (Dark/Flying) (Stork and Murder (so edgy much dark))

    Polemask (Normal) (Polecat and Mask)
    Evolves into:
    Polecante (Fighting) (Polecat and Vigilante)

    • Get off Kurusu!

      I like them but question whats better for a Jeroba Electric/Ground or Electric/Fighting? Its my pika clone

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        http://pokemon-uranium.wikia.com/wiki/Jerbolta
        electric/ground might be seen as copying

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Seeing as it’s both a desert dweller and a rodent, saying an Ele/Ground Jerboa is copying just doesn’t hold tbh seeing as it’s by far the most obvious type for it

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            True, I’m just saying it might be better to avoid that being that they are quite similar

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Well it does live in deserts but Fighting to make it kangaroo type fighting with feet

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            Electric/Fighting sounds quite cool honestly

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    http://reallydarkandwindie.deviantart.com/ HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE we go, I found the person I wanted to find

  • I feel like I’m the only one that doesn’t make fakemon .-.

    • The Kuppo™

      I don’t either, I’ve only made two that are from the same evolutionary line

      • I made one based on the Flatwoods Monster and that was it

        • The Kuppo™

          It was for the Kurusu’s request wasn’t it :d the ones that made was also for Kurusu

    • Ultron

      I only really make them when someone asks me to

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well this definitely brightened my mood my new avatar!

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I feel like naming fakemon is actually one of the hardest tasks humanly possible
    How Gamefreak does it (Minus a couple misses) I will never know

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Never going to happen but who cares

    Sinnonian Decidueye
    Grass/Ice
    Ability: Permafrost – halves the damage taken from Bug-, Steel- and Poison moves
    Signature move:
    Gelid Javelin – power 70 accuracy 85
    Force the target to switch with a randomly chosen Pokémon from the trainer’s party

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Ice/Ghost would fit better imo for a snowy owl Deci

      • UnburdenedLegume

        It just lives near Mt.Coronet in Sinnoh hence the Ice typing

      • The Kuppo™

        Ice/Flying imo

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Oh no…. that type… oh god

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    I need a dose of cuteness in my life rn….
    Cute pokemon images? 😀

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Thoughts on Normal/Dark regional variant Jigglypuff line based on Goblins?

    • EarthenWarrior

      instant lobotomy

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      Why is Ghost/Flying Jigglypuff literally Drifloon

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Think it should still be Fairy tbh seeing as Goblins are often described as similar to unseelie fae

      • The Kuppo™

        Or dark/fairy

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Yeah thats what I meant fairy instead of normal

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Fairy/Dark works too but it should be an imp then imo

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Tbh Goblins imps and unseelie fae are so similar it doesn’t really matter

    • Ultron

      Why jiggles? I don’t get the connection

      • Ultron

        I think Shiftry would work better.

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Because Jigglypuff is already Satan

          • Ultron

            Clefairy came from space, jiggles from the distortion world

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I saw it somewhere, its not my idea

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Best Nicknames you have for your Pokemon:

    Me:
    Death Star (Toxapex)
    Mordecai (Decidueye)
    Dunesday (Pallosand)
    Don’t run with (Scizor)
    Snipperclips (Gliscor)
    Mewgenics (Mew)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Mudsdale: Mudjack Horsemen
      Bewear: Unbearable
      Minior: Lone Star
      Incineroar: Strong Bad

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        I actually like the Bewear one

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      But

      Deci isn’t a blue jay

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        It’s not that Mordecai
        It’s a reference to a borderlands character
        He’s a sniper, has goggles, and has a pet bird

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Ah okay I mistook it for something relevant :p

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            You’re just set on being a jerk to me huh…

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Dude it’s a joke

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            I know… I’m dead inside
            http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Mordecai
            This is what I’m refferring to

    • The Kuppo™

      Flevert (decidueye) Flech + vert
      Bee movie (Ribombee)
      Ignia (Chandelure)
      Frozen (Froslass)
      Pugquamea (Kommo-o) Pugquator + Squamea

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        When we had a free period we showed our teacher bee movie and now she’s traumatised

        • The Kuppo™

          Who wouldn’t

          • The Kuppo™

            *who

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        We have the same Ribomb name

        • The Kuppo™

          It’s because we have a good sense of humor

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            yEsH

      • Ya like jazz?

    • Ultron

      How did you name a mew? Is it all the way from faraway island?

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Can we please Jazzify the lake trio and call Azelf Jazzelf

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Mega Starraptor
    Flying/Fighting
    Ability: Gale Wings

    HP: 85
    Atk: 150
    Def: 80
    Sp. Atk: 50
    Sp. Def: 80
    Spd: 140

    Mega Bibarel
    Steel/Water
    Metallize – Normal moves become Steel-type
    HP 79
    Atk 145
    Def 105
    Sp. Atk 50
    Sp.Def 60
    Spd: 71

    Mega Kricketune
    Bug/Fighting
    Tough Claws

    Mega Luxray (my personal favourite obviously)
    Electric/Dark
    Strong Jaw

    Mega Roserade
    Grass/Poison
    Technician

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Biberal gets sent straight to Ubers as a result XD

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Hurls*

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Too much love for Bibarel ain’t it

        • EarthenWarrior

          more like all of these are shit and you need to be put six feet underground

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Its time for my boys Starraptor and Luxray to shine

          • EarthenWarrior

            Staraptor is already strong, the Lynx is done, and will NEVER be a Dark type

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Starraptor should have been part Fighting from the start, thats why i gave it a Mega

          • EarthenWarrior

            feh it’s not that Fighting type material it just gets sturdy wings and 2 fighting type moves and that’s that

          • Ultron

            Stab close combat would be great tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            that fails to compare to reckless Double-edge and Brave Bird

          • UnburdenedLegume

            And you dont agree that Kricketune deserves some kind of buff? Regardless of what you personally think of it, its one of the more weaker Pokemon around

          • EarthenWarrior

            IT’S FUCKING KICKETUNE IT DESERVES TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY 16 1/2 BOOTS

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Wtf how big are your feet man

          • EarthenWarrior

            15 1/2

          • UnburdenedLegume

            And what kinds of shoes do you wear ffs

    • Ultron

      Teeth become plated in steel and tail becomes razor sharp to fell trees? (bibarel obvi)

    • Unamused Dappou Seraph

      AFTER THE BUFFS IT GOT THIS GEN…
      (RIp simple dreams)

    • MenacingCascoon

      Just a question but what would Technician Boost for Roserade?

      • EarthenWarrior

        nuthin, i really don’t know why they gave it for a HA

  • EarthenWarrior

    oh man, so none of you understand any of this but this one Druid quest in wow involves one of the best NCPs to ever come out of Wow
    Mylune
    a ridiculously bubbly Dryad who’s absolutely obsessed with small animals
    https://i1.wp.com/warchiefscommandboard.com/wp-content/uploads/mylune_profile1.jpg
    she’s the best

  • Daedardus

    Studying something really interesting all day or beating all dungeons in BotW, what to do, what to do.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Study. BoTW is just another Link game.

      • You are very wrong

      • Ultron

        BoTW is a literal game changer for not only the franchise, but all open world RPGS

      • EarthenWarrior

        You are so infinitely wrong and i should sentence you to death by having to play Zelda CD on repeat for life until you can appreciate Zelda Games for what they are

  • Shady

    SM is the best game of the year. http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1492810278502.png

  • Well this didn’t age well

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    CAN WE PLEASE FIX THIS NINTENDO!!!??!?
    I just put the stupid tracker thingy on to search for Hearty Radishes
    It starts going off in the middle of a damn lake than stops…
    I literally walk straight up to one and it doesn’t even beep
    WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    • … because you are close enough to it. It’s working properly

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        But it was across the lake

        • oh .-.

          • Unamused Dappou Seraph

            It’s weird af

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Why does cooking one vegetable make wild GREENS

    Like, it’s plural… but I just cooked a radish

    • EarthenWarrior

      who cares,
      Legends states a cooking student went to wander the canyons and perfect her craft, spoiler alert she’s awful and her meals are terrible

      • She’s my favorite NPC so far

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        Oh boi

    • Daedardus

      Because greens are synonyms for green vegetables, and if you chop up one brocolli you still say that you’re eating your vegetables instead of only your vegetable.

  • Yooka Laylee’s DK64 Rap ripoff is reeeaaly cringey

  • EarthenWarrior

    That’s it….i’m going kill myself

    • Why is it always Luigi that makes the game so easy you don’t have to do anything?

  • Unamused Dappou Seraph

    Wtf is a Chickaloo tree nut?

    • A waste of weapon durability

      • Unamused Dappou Seraph

        But that name

  • IM SO FUCKING CONFLICTED. THE NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE PROMO ACTUALLY LOOKS AMAZING BUT LATELY IT’S BEEN SO SHITTY

    http://stevoltronuniverse.tumblr.com/post/159827096870/crystal-wizard-new-promo

    Someone on tumblr said that the voice could be Nora from Lion 4 which if it is I will never say anything bad about this show again

    • EarthenWarrior
      • So the same as usual?

        • EarthenWarrior

          But this time to that cache of Amethyst pics I got

    • TheNintendoChip

      It looks like it’s going to be another bomb. Which is kind of good, I guess. I need stuff to happen given the recent filler episodes.
      Also, who’s Nora? I don’t think Lion 4 has aired right?

      • I stopped calling them bombs at this point. I remember when the first one happened but now it really isn’t special.

        I didn’t know Lion 4 hasn’t aired yet since I watched the leak oops. Don’t get your hopes up. She’s not important

    • Ultron

      Is that shadow over onion a lapis peridot fusion or am I reaching!?!!?!!!?

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    The deed has been done

  • Shady

    Did any body notice that before?……so Nnecrozma didn’t belong to this planet too. http://orig05.deviantart.net/56b2/f/2017/084/a/b/necrozma_and_shiny_minior_in_space_by_snowmanex711-db3g81i.png

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    Can’t we agree that Pokemon Battle Revolution had some pretty fun tunes, like the Gateway Colosseum?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yep even though i never had the game myself iv’e seen videos about it and the colosseums are cool to me

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        Its fine if you haven’t played, but like, damn, this was the game I played everyday after school when I was younger. The Golden Years for me. I would often play with my siblings (sometimes we had a tourney with kids) and it was amazing.

    • Pokemon Battle Revolution isn’t good but I will still love it

      my battle theme tho

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      OH IT LOOKS SOO GOOOOD

    • Ultron

      If only

    • MelloMori

      Great cover, but probably the last dev’s I’d want handling metroid.

      • How come?

        • MelloMori

          Really I don’t think Metroid would world well with their style since their most well known for Darksouls. From a world design it could work alright, but I don’t think that it would work well with the heavily punishing gameplay style. I don’t know really. It just doesn’t feel like a right fit to me.

  • The game jam theme is “It’s a small world”

    Ideas?

    • ideas so far

      – A shooting gallery type game where you ride through the disney ride and shoot the weird dolls.
      – You are tiny and have to walk around avoiding getting crushed
      – A small planet floating through space
      * Maybe you get stuck in the gravity of a sun
      – A collection of rocks smashing into eachother to create a planet
      – Playing as some disease/virus?
      – Everything takes place on a peice of paper

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        weird but i like the ideas you have

      • EarthenWarrior

        -would do without hesitation
        -no different then my afternoons
        -you’d need some kinda gimmick
        -how long until you starve or freeze
        -Quantum Physics that game: This time it’s personal
        -oooo I call dibs on Thrush
        -doodles come to life and you must fight hordes of stick figures and dick drawings

        • I also thought of maybe something with a snowglobe?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Rosebud………

          • oh shit thats a really good reference .o.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Aye…..it really puts a somber taste in your brain…..

      • TheNintendoChip

        You should look into a book called “Micro”, by Michael Crichton. It involves shrinking the main characters, and has some interesting insights into the side effects.

        • EarthenWarrior

          (or Ask Earthen….just saying…)

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    I want to hear your thoughts on this. So I just got very bored yesterday, therefore I decided to just start a Red/Blue story prologue (for whatever reason :p), but with a lot more comedy and humor going for it. It takes place the night before Red chooses his starter. It’s written in a format as if he was doing a journal about his excitement for the next day. I’m not too good as a writer, but I just thought it would be fun to start it up:

    Prologue

    Saturday
    11:39 PM, 7 hours and 21 minutes till my journey beginning.
    March 24, XXXX

    Well… after 14 years, its here. Tomorrow is when everything changes for my life. It’s a big step towards a truly new beginning. The day in which I can finally go out and explore this world. Plus, it’s the day in which I can pick a partner Pokemon.

    Wait, you haven’t heard of what a Pokemon is? Well, all right, I’ll explain. Pokemon, short for Pocket Monsters, are creatures that roam my world. They can change form and “evolve” into other stages of their families. For example, living eggs can turn into a deformed palm tree with coconuts as faces. Yeah, that’s Mother Nature at its finest.

    You confused on that last part? Look man, I’m a 15-year-old teen. I’m shit at descriptions and answers. I can’t even describe the science behind why a fish turns into an Octopus because it puts your head in a Bind. If you really wanted to, go talk to the old guy south of town with the tree name. He’s good at hour-long monologues that want you to go jump into Mt. Ember so bad. Also, he gets you confused as a boy or girl. So if you really want to go through all that, be my guest.

    Anyway, I think this will be refreshing for. I’ve been stuck in a town consisting of only 7 other people, so life’s pretty boring. Can you imagine what that would be like? Only chatting with them for 14 years, all the while that you’re only able to basically talk to anyone else through a computer. That’s the description of a very, forever-alone life right there ladies and gentlemen.

    Plus the guy next door has been a total scumbag to me his entire life, which gives me all the more reason to get the hell outta here.

    Well, should probably hit the sack, honestly I don’t want to oversleep in the morning. It’s this late because I’ve been playing some Cloverwatch before hand. That game is pretty addicting. I’ve stayed up nights playing it, getting some high rankings. I’ve been maining Slakston recently to see how that was like. Loved freaking people out by jumping over buildings and getting some pretty lit team kills. Those Greninji players never stood a chance.

    But I’m getting off-topic here. There’s not much else to say here… so night y’all.

    ————————————————————————————————————————

    Thoughts?

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      The prologue takes place a night before, I meant lol

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        well it looks pretty damn good for putting it on here

        • Watch me Dednaenae

          So how’d you like it?

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            uhh….i dunno it’s good to me

    • TheNintendoChip

      I liked the jokes in the third paragraph. I don’t understand the Overwatch references, so I can’t really comment on that. Only thing wrong writing-wise is just some grammar stuff, but really it could just be me nitpicking.
      1. “till my journey beginning.” -> “until my journey begins”, or if you want to be more colloquial, “…’till my journey begins”.
      2. “…its here” -> “…it’s here”.
      3. “Tomorrow is when everything changes for my life” -> This just sounds clumsy. Maybe something like “Tomorrow is when my life completely changes.” Or even better, “My life will change tomorrow (forever?)”.
      4. “The day in which” -> “The day on which” (You would say “on this day…”, not “in this day…”, right?). Same thing for the following sentence.
      5. “I’m shit at descriptions and answers” -> “I’m shit at describing and answering”
      6. “an Octopus” why is octopus capitalized, but fish isn’t? Octopus isn’t a pronoun so it doesn’t need to be capitalized.
      7. “Also, he gets you confused as a boy or girl.” -> This just sounds awkward. Perhaps “He’ll usually never know your gender”, or something like that. You cannot really be “confused as”, but you can be “confused as to”. So you could say “…confused as to whether you are a boy or a girl”, but that’s worse b/c now the sentence is super long.
      8. “be refreshing for.” -> Refreshing for what? Just omit “for”.
      9. “town consisting of” -> I wouldn’t say a town “consists” of people, but rather is populated by people. I would use consist for nonliving objects (consists of 7 buildings, houses, etc.), or maybe just nonhuman.
      10. “Well, should” -> “Well, I should”
      11. “sack, honestly” -> sack; honestly” or “sack. Honestly”
      12. “It’s this late” -> “I’m up this late”. The fact that it’s 3:00 in the morning is because of how we keep track of time, not because you’ve been playing vidya games
      13. “Loved freaking” -> “I loved freaking…” I guess you could opt to not put “I” here, to make it more colloquial. It kind of works without it.

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        Nah its fine for the nitpicking. Helps in making the writing better. I sorta rushed on this because I had a lot in mind for it.

  • ShinyXatu

    I had a really cool thing happen yesterday where I had a 5-second cameo in a rally video, which is played in front of over 1,000 students. I guess you could say I have the right connections. One of the most interesting and exciting experiences of my life, to be honest. It definitely made me feel validated seeing and hearing people from each of the grades (close friends or not) recognize me 😛 Now I’m being called “America’s next top model”, since that’s what I was parodying. Hope you’re all doing well, things are a bit quiet on the Nintendo side of things. Not for long though…E3 quickly approaches…

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      wait…..when is E3 this year?

      • ShinyXatu

        I think it’s the week of June 13th. I know Xbox has an event on June 11th, which takes place earlier.

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay then i guess i’ll have to wait until the E3 treehouse thing happens

        • EarthenWarrior

          Grrrrrarrghh
          We still gotta burn through the rest of April and the entirety of May which is insignificant at best, I mean is there anything worth doing in May?

    • Ultron

      Work it! 😀

  • So right now I’m thinking a little collectathon game where you play as a snowman guy in a snowglobe who rolls around like BB-8

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’ve seen something like that but…..it was a gigantic obese anime girl…….but demolishing a metropolis

      • whelp

        • EarthenWarrior

          i kid you not,

    • EarthenWarrior

      and on the subject of games
      some of mine include
      -3D Adventure Action Platformer staring a cast of teens with elemental powers
      – that game’s sequel but involving reconstructing a legendary time traveling sword
      – a tale of a Squire trying to become a great knight (the Red Knight his mentor is voiced by Patrick Warburton)
      – a Beetle Knight, Moth Priest and Bee Mechanic trying to save the world from space bugs
      – and lastly a Small girl is trapped in some kind of Druidic realm and gains Talismans that grant her powers

  • EarthenWarrior

    STUPID STUPID IDIOTS
    I truly hate the Splatoon people who have the nerve to just dick around and be stupid

      • EarthenWarrior

        and the worst part, it was the opposing team which immediately corrupted my idiots, while half the team got everything, i tried to get in there to kill them just to shoot me down,

    • EarthenWarrior

      soulless white eyes, TIS NOT A PLUMPY CONSTRUCT OF ICE AND FELT BUT A DEMON OF THE FROZEN BELOW!!!!!!!!!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    well everyone died…..might as well go too, see if i can finda that game
    Ciao

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph


    I love this animal

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      oh sea bears

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph


    WHAT THE FUCK

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      well i’ve seen enough of these mr.weebl videos to say that “what the fuck” is a perfect description for all of them

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    158 WAS THE MAGIC NUMBER!!! SHINY SWAP WORKS AGAIN

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      cool but how does it work?

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I just got a shiny off of it

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          okay i know that but how do you shiny swap?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I really want a region based on Australia. Its incredible how diverse their ecosystem is, it has so much potential to possibly become the best Pokemon region of all time

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      yeah it’ll be the best region the world has ever seen

    • Daedardus

      Nah, it would only be like 30 spider Pokémon, 30 snake Pokémon, and a common fly Pokémon that you have a 90% chance of encountering everywhere.

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Fifty regional variants of Arbok and a another fifty of Ariados

      • UnburdenedLegume

        You are joking right? Australia has animal species like kangaroos, platypus, wild dogs, boar and various others. The snakes and spiders usually live in the desert area near the west. Its a myth that they are everywhere

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Anyone here? Have some ideas for native Pokemon in an Australia based region

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    I want a British region because the champion would obviously be a Lizzy copy and her strongest Pokemon would be a corgi

    • The Kuppo™

      I want a British region because a region whose only weather is rain and hail would be cool

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Hey man we have sun and snow like twice a year

    • EarthenWarrior

      :__:

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Wut

        • EarthenWarrior

          …….don’t say that name in my presence………

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s literally a super common girls name/nickname that is a nickname for one of, if not the n most, famous women in the world

          • EarthenWarrior

            And the name of the only one I truly loved………..but she’s gone now….

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Like a real person or nah

          • EarthenWarrior

            Real…

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            :/

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well at my Toys R us Yo-motion medals may be now fully sold out (only like 10 series 2 packs left) But I got the medal I truly wanted I got Cheeksqeek

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f61d5998ac28498b74d90f6d8a64232f186192b47ec81b3c6cf12857de9e01df.png

    • Get off Kurusu!

      And I’m getting 8 Pokémon Sun & Moon Gaurdians Rising Packs today before they get to stores! : )

      • EarthenWarrior

        i should snag a few of those m’self

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Yeah This Pre Release got Golisopod, Promo Mudsdale, and Wishiwashi GX

  • EarthenWarrior

    New episode title: Farewell Sophocles
    I guess they’re killing him off, He had a short run, hope at one point they start letting the other dullards start catching things, like Soph getting an Alolan Geodude

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Yass worst character is gone

      Except he probably won’t leave tbh

    • TheMonster6893

      I think at some point all the characters will leave Melemele. And then Ash will officially go on the Island trial challenge and they’ll be the Captains lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        I hope some kinda conflict comes up, because so far he’s just been dicking around the school and Island adjacent areas with very little growth, Minus Litten who’s definitely going to be the king pin of Ass’s team and will eventually become an Incineroar

        • TheMonster6893

          I can’t believe they’ve spent more than 40 episodes on Ash being in school. They definitely need to get a move on and have him start a typical journey once again lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            40? so far 23

          • TheMonster6893

            Where the hell did I see 40 something….? I guess it makes more sense for 20ish….lol

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Lmao they wont kill him but probably come up with something like moving to a different region with his parents

      • EarthenWarrior

        ……that’s stupid, if the title is called Farewell somebody they’re obviously going to brutally murder him off the show,
        Moving away that’s just dumb

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Bisharp decacipitation needed

    • Armaggedon16

      Good

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Maybe he graduates becomes Trial Captain then is seen later when Ash reaches Ula’Ula I’ll miss little Maru though

  • UnburdenedLegume

    So, some idea i had in mind for an Australia based region:

    Regional variants of Komala and the Geodude+Joltik lines

    Regional variant of Komala, based on a Drop Bear
    Dark-type
    Ability: Intimidate/Arena Trap
    Loses the log and gains a boost in Defence+Atk, but with the sacrifice of lesser speed

    Regional Joltik/Galvantula based on the Redback spiders and Black Widow
    Bug/Dark
    Ability: Tangling Hair/Confusing Poison – direct contact with the Pokemon will Poison and confuse the opponent

    Regional variant of Geodude line, it gains Psychic typing due to the huge amount of energized crystals in the region
    Rock/Psychic
    Ability: Levitate/Forewarn/Telepathy

    Fossils:

    Obdurock, based on a platypus
    Rock/Water
    Ability: Sticky Hold/Lightning Rod

    Other:

    Womborable – based on a wombat
    Normal/Ground
    Ability: Tough Claws

    Kungroo – based on red kangaroos
    Fighting Type
    Ability: Moxie/Enhanced Kick – boosts the accuracy of kicking moves every time a Pokemon is defeated

    Jumparu – evolves from Kungroo
    Fighting Type
    Ability: Moxie/Enhanced Kick

    Pygoxin – based on Pygopodipae
    Poison/Fairy
    Ability: Fairy Aura/Shed Skin

    Cobbingo – based on a Dingo
    Ground/Steel
    Ability: Magnet Pull/Steelworker

    Leafu – based on Emu’s
    Grass
    Ability: Chlorophoryll/Flower Veil

    Legendaries:

    Lyredala – based on a Lyrebird
    Fairy/Flying
    Ability: Singer – Copies sound-based moves from the opponent and sends them back with boosted power

    Dhakkolor – based on the Rainbow Serpent
    Water/Dragon
    Ability: Soothing Water – summons an Aqua Ring when the Pokemon’s HP drops below 50%

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Why would Komala a Koala change in its native land?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Because Drop Bears are a type of Koala, but more aggressive ones

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Oh ok then

        • EarthenWarrior

          Why would they change in the first place
          Komola are literally free meals, they wouldn’t just decide to wake up on their own

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            We don’t know if they’re free meals tho, they can fight in their sleep

            And also it could’ve been bred to wake up, or a change in diet increased energy that woke them up, a change in lifestyle due to habitat loss or change, or they started waking up in response to a change in predator/prey relations

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dude its a Koala, nature’s slacker
            Evolution clearly did not do them any favors

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s also a Pokemon, meaning GameFreak can play fast and loose with the rules just like they made rhinos made of stone and rats that shoot lightning

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah but this case they made a narcoleptic koala that spends its entire life asleep
            so i doubt they’re gonna let this thing shine high

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            You don’t know that, if a change in diet can make Raichu surf and posses telekinetic properties it can sure as hell do something like wake a koala up

          • EarthenWarrior

            That is the worst possible argument, we all know A. Raichu was a clear indication of them not giving a fuck and just doing it for the sake of a flashy Hawaiian surfer gimmick

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s still in the game Earthen, showing that it can happen again. What if they want a dangerous Australian gimmick?

            It’s still a kids game, not everything needs to be 1000000% uber logic

          • EarthenWarrior

            they’re should still be some effort, you have to be either stubborn or stupid to realize that not giving A. Raichu a proper reason for its type is sloppy and a complete disregard to the idea of regional variants

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Get your head out your ass, as long as it’s a kids game and it’s fun for the target audience with a loose enough reason (it was a dietary change, just not specified what) then honestly, what kind of saddo cares so much?

          • EarthenWarrior

            really, that’s your response, they go through all this trouble to cook up the regional gimmick a actual thing that can work in the right conditions and you say as long as its a kids game they can do whatever, after the fact they make most of the pokemon logically sound (i say most, some are up for debate)

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s all a fucking kids game for fun Earthen, where’s the logic in rats shooting lightning and Psychic fairy mimes

            They made the rules, they can change them, and they can have fun with them. Alolachu us a dietary change that hasn’t been explained, which makes sense in universe because they still don’t know everything about Pokemon, just like we don’t know everything about animals.

            Alochu doesn’t have an explanation, however, it stills plays within the known rules of the universe. Build a bridge and drag your muddy little ass over it

          • EarthenWarrior

            (keep railing with the same sides)
            (also it makes plenty of sense that a Mime uses their mental will to believe their in a box or barriers and the fairy may relate to their whimsical nature)

            point is they could’ve done better and they clearly didn’t

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Oh fuck off, like you could do better.

            Irl mines can’t use psychic power, and the only time being a fairy males you whimsical irl is if you’re gay

          • EarthenWarrior

            I can and i will i have been saying this for months
            since Pikachu is a popular Pokemon in Alola they imported Pikachu’s to the region in hopes of a population boom, as they bred throughout the region they developed differently, but when exposed to the Thunderstone they had a increased flow of electricity in their brain which unlocked heightened senses and psychic powers. (since the brain is nothing but electrical pulses and psychic complements this chemistry and selective breeding has been scientifically shown to alter the frontal cortex in the brains)

            (mind over matter, they think/believe their in a box)

          • UnburdenedLegume

            And making Dragon types that aren’t even dragons

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            And making dragons that aren’t even Dragon types

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          A hoax, but nonetheless interesting and I’d love to see evil Komala

    • EarthenWarrior

      -Hate it, Komala will always be a dud
      -should just make a fancy new spider instead of dragging others down or even just make the regional variant of Ariados i mean come on
      – already has a variant and its way too easy to just keep cramming minerals on it to change it
      – could be better (least it wasn’t poison)
      – decent
      – i have a kangaroo m’self (Dojoey and Kickaroo and their ability is Lead Feet which grants kicking move bonuses)
      – why would a snake be a fairy? (and Fairy Aura is off limits)
      – where’s the steel coming from might i ask
      – like the name
      -The lyrebird sounds like a regular pokemon, not many legendary attributes
      – that works

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Cobbingo’s live in the desert, like most wild dogs in Australia and their prolonged exposure to the area gave them the ability to sense metals in the ground.

        • EarthenWarrior

          just sounds like a pure ground type to me,

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      I like them all, especially the fossil platypus and the legendaries

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Ffs I was just trying to find art of my favourite underappreciated and i found inflation art

    Sometimes I wish we could burn the Pokemon fandom to the ground

    • EarthenWarrior

      Never saw the appeal of inflation, but pray it wasn’t the worst kink

    • It’s in every fandom

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Fighting kangaroos are a completely overused concept and if you use them out of a australia based region you should feel bad

  • Deerlia

    So I got my lotto monies figured out, deers. Bought a really nice surface pro tablet and still got thousands to spare~

    • EarthenWarrior

      grumble….grrumble

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Be happy for someone else for once plz

        • EarthenWarrior

          make me

          • Deerlia

            We can’t make you, and i am sorry if it seemed like i was gloating, i did offer to help fund the site a bit if it helps any.

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Everyone needs to gloat a bit, Earthen does it so he shouldn’t complain

          • EarthenWarrior

            when do i gloat?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            AHAHAHAHAHA

          • EarthenWarrior

            just once i wish i could win some big ass cash prize and freaking fix up my family with a nice vacation

          • Deerlia

            i paid 500 dollars to my family because i wanted them to be happy too… Family does lots for us, it’s the least i can do after all the stuff i had trouble with in the past…

          • EarthenWarrior

            siiiigh noble…..
            enjoy it for now……..

          • Deerlia

            Earthen, you got your name in a video game… I never backed Yooka Laylee cuz i was too poor… I find that to be better than winning some lumpsome of money, cuz you can go back to it and say proudly “I funded that game” and prove it… That’s been my life’s dream, and you’re living it~

          • EarthenWarrior

            …..you won 5 grand that is way better then backing 25 bucks

          • Deerlia

            I won 5 grand by dumb luck, you committed your money, that’s the difference.

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Nice!

      • Deerlia

        it was quite the surprise, i fell so blessed

    • Daedardus

      I can link you my Paypal if you’re having trouble getting rid of the money?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Or the earthen Warrior national Protection Fees

      • Deerlia

        How sweet, but family said not to send money to strangers over the net, however… if you have a donation pool for the site, i’d be happy to oblige with some funding~

        • Daedardus

          I was only joking of course, I don’t need money I don’t deserve :). Currently no donations are taken for the site, the site runs pretty break-even if there is some news to discuss :).

          • Deerlia

            Quite a noble cause, my quilled friend, I respect that~

  • EarthenWarrior

    So I finally beat Yooka-Laylee
    Not 100% but I’m still gonna do that, I gotta say I still loved it even though I feel it could be better
    And I was sifting through the backers list and I found mah name
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/748c6fa0929db972f13ff8af918dc89390c2150aae851c2860bca533af171cd1.png
    It’s on the left row near the bottom

    • Deerlia

      Holy cow. that’s awesome!
      Congratz, my rocky Friend~

    • ShinyXatu

      You’ve been immortalized!

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        yep and will be known as one of the backers of that game

    • Oh shit,that’s cool.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    When do you think will be Ash’s next catch/evo and what do you think it will be?

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      maybe at some point he’ll get his rowlet to evolve into dartrix

  • Uhggg I don’t know if I want to work on that game really…:/

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      what game?

    • EarthenWarrior

      the Snowman crush fetish game?

      • It.. it was wasn’t a crush fetish game wtf

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          wow

        • EarthenWarrior

          suuure it wasn’t

  • EarthenWarrior

    i gotta go to my weekend job
    i leave this in my absence to remember my glory
    http://orig04.deviantart.net/e0ae/f/2015/056/4/d/handsome_rhyperior_by_powerfuli-d8jjfk9.png

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      no still ugly

  • MenacingCascoon

    Switch Mini is quite interesting idea. Honestly why wouldn’t they just come with a whole new console. I don’t want a switch mini. The button already seem small as is. I don’t like this rumor

    • Daedardus

      They could shrink the device without shrinking the buttons, GBA Micro had close to normal size buttons too.

      • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

        it did?

        • Daedardus
          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            oh cool but how small was the gameboy advance mini?

          • Daedardus

            There was never a GBA Mini 😛

          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            i don’t care about that i just want to know how big the little thing is because i never had the old ds so i can’t tell very well how big it is

          • Daedardus
          • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

            it’s so TINY man i want to get one now

          • I have one of these but no games to play on it .-.

            I want to get some Pokémon and Metroid games on it eventually

      • MenacingCascoon

        That’s true. Honestly I just want a new system. Like what would make the switch mini, mini other than a size.
        Would they have the same exact games? Would they have different games? I just don’t understand why not make a whole new console?

  • Ithsme?

    Happy anniversary to the best gen yet! 😀

    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      what gen?

      • Ithsme?

        6

        minus 2

        • Ok cool

          • Ithsme?

            The big number 10

          • Ithsme?

            oh shoot, in NA. lol

        • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

          wow i thought it could be gen 4

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Thank god you said minus 2…. gen 6 was horrid

    • If it isn’t gen 4 you’re wrong

    • The Kuppo™

      But today isn’t March 11

      • Ithsme?

        Which one was that?

        • The Kuppo™

          Gen 1

          Plus 4

          • Ithsme?

            I could’ve sworn it released on Mar. 6.

          • The Kuppo™

            It’s March 6.

            I messed up lel

    • Daedardus

      My birthday’s not until October.

      • Ithsme?

        Dae best gen confirmed

  • The Kuppo™
    • *i’m just oily* (油すまし)

      wow that green looks horrible

    • Ithsme?

      Defeats the entire purpose, it’s a vita/gameboy advance style handheld

    • I’d prefer a model with higher battery and no dock

    • Ultron

      If anyone needed any more proof they’re going to eventually drop the 3DS in favor of convergence

  • Daedardus

    I am somehow reminded at the disappointment that was the HGSS release in the Benelux. I would walk into to the store to pick up my preorder only to be greeted with: “Sorry, there’s been a production fault with all the cartridges resulting in failing save games, all games have been recalled and will be delivered at later unknown date.” I really was crushed for over a week.

    • Ithsme?

      They should’ve given you the pokewalker to help you wait.

      • You wouldn’t be able to do anything with it without the game

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
    • The Kuppo™

      Very cool

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Indeed!

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
    • Watch me Dednaenae

      (Gasp) Its so precious

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        IKR 158 TO GET HIM
        (My longest was 192 for Dewy)

        • Watch me Dednaenae

          Wow…
          Was it with Shiny Charm?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Shiny Charm Shiny swap

          • Watch me Dednaenae

            Neat

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            😀

    • Ultron

      Proud of you bb

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yay!!!! 😀

    • So fam… wanna hunt me a shiny Salandit because I’ve hunted 3-4 times that amount for one and still non

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I’ll try it sometime!!

    • The Kuppo™

      Congrats, One of the best shinies of the game :]

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Thank yu!!!
        I also got a bunch of other good onesss

        • The Kuppo™

          Like the awesome dewpider for example

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yesh

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    I feel like that with the Z weather moves, it can help out with a lot of Pokemon in becoming weather sweepers and also letting them shine for once. Like with Arcanine, it can be like a bulky fast attacker due to Morning Sun and Z-Sunny Day. And even Castform, like the set I used a week ago made it perform very well in PU.

  • Govnah

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Eyyyyyyy

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    My list of hatched shinies

    Dewpider (Shiny hunted, 192)
    Pikipek (Shiny Hunted, 61… do not mention the SOS incidents..)
    Gallade (Shiny Hunted, 211)
    Rowlet (Shiny hunted, 158)
    Hawlucha (Random hatch)
    Comfey (Random Hatch)
    I feel like I’m forgetting something

    • Govnah

      MY TURN
      Totodile 100+
      Komala 115
      Honedge 759

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Oh god… OH GOD
        Honedge

        • Govnah

          Honedge has a great shiny

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I remember how long that took…

          • Govnah

            Now i got the HGSS starters SR to take it place!

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yay!
            I gotta go for Flygonnnnnnnn

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Then mine
      Weedle (Random SS encounter)
      Gulpin (Random E encounter)

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        GULPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Yeah yet it was sort of chained cause I found 12 Gulpin randomly in row while training then it just popped out and I was like OH MY F*CKIN’ GOD! YAAAAASSSS!!!!!!

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            😀

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      OH I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT
      MUDBRAY AND TENTACRUEL SHINIES FROM SOS TRAINING

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      AS: Bulbasaur for a friend (2 eggs)

      Randoms:

      Gulpin in X (in Spain)
      Caterpie in X (in Spain)
      Hippopotas in X
      Sandile in Black
      Lillipup in Black
      Goldeen in SS
      Gastly in D
      Bibarel in D

      Hunting for a Pichu, on hold

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Gulpin was also a random horde

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I want dat Gulpy

    • The Kuppo™

      My list

      Dewpider (moon)….

      Someday I’ll catch more shinies, someday

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        DEWPYYYYYYYYYYY

    • Gamer Dragon07

      Welp, might as well list mines since I hatch shinies and these are for my Moon version. I hatched tons in my Y version
      Rowlet ( 704th egg, Pascal )
      Litten ( 211th egg, Chakal )
      Popplio ( 738th egg, Eric )
      Pikipek ( 171st egg, Tooky )
      Yungoos ( 273rd egg, Rookie )
      Alolan Rattata ( 293rd egg, Colette )
      Treecko ( 12th egg, Scythe )
      Grubbin ( halted for now cause I hatched over 1000 eggs )
      Totodile ( currently hunting for, already hatched 255 eggs so far )

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        12th egg
        JESUS FUCK

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Try 2nd egg

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Wha…

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            My friend was breeding for shiny Bulbasaur and I decided to help him as a surprise

            Got it second egg

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            WELP

          • Gamer Dragon07

            In my Y version, I hatched a shiny koffing on the 3rd egg, a shiny chespin on the 6th egg, a shiny swirlix on the 8th egg, and a shiny gastly on the 9th egg

        • Gamer Dragon07

          Yeah, I wasn’t expecting to hatch a shiny that soon. It wasn’t intentional either, I was just hatching Treeckos for the GTS XD

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            XD

    • Off the top of my head

      Fennekin
      Buneary x2
      Electrike

      The rest I’ve hunted I other ways or traded for

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        HUh…

        • I have a lot of shinies tho. Mostly legendaries surprisingly

          • EarthenWarrior

            event?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Well I would post my list… but I easily have over 30. Maybe around 60…

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Zoinks

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Well my Tournament results
    Won 2 of 3 matches mostly in part of the OP-ness of Golisopod, A-Sandslash and Vanilluxe cards

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Yoyoyo anyone willing to help me out with somethin?

    • Mehby

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Already did it :3

        • Bam look at that I’m so helpful

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    I H A T E L I F E

    Looking up Swalot and I found vore art

    Kill

    Me

    Now

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      ewww

    • The Kuppo™

      ok, you asked it politely

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cb6e8c0dc5b015a0315deaa490f3ef9bc6bcdfd72099d9061fe8e3b1a4f18202.jpg

      But seriously this kind of art actually ruins the character -_-

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Thank you mijo

        • The Kuppo™

          De nada :p

    • Oh come on that one was too obvious lol

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        WHYYY

        • I’ve spent so much time on the internet I’m not even weirded out by it anymore. People are into weird things but eh

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Agreed

          • Gamer Dragon07

            I am guilty of being into vore, I’m not surprised on what I see on the internet anymore. You’ll see everything

          • EarthenWarrior

            ditto

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ..never would have saw that

          • School Of Life made a great video on fetishes and stuff like that. Stuff like vore makes lots of sense when you look at it through a certain lens

          • EarthenWarrior

            totes, (i could easily get into detail on the ramifications of it but i shouldn’t)

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s d i s g u s t i n g

          • Well yeah it is but like.. it’s actually pretty logical. If I remember the video correctly, most fetishes are ways of taking control of scary or uncomfortable situations. That’s why BDSM and stuff like police or nurse fetishes are so common. Vore isn’t much different

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Realalllyyy? Huh…

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Police and nurse are everyday situations involving possible narratives with real life careers which then unrealistically do possible acts

            Vore is just b l e h

          • How is vore any different? If fetishes are to take scary situations and make them pleasurable, well what’s more scary than literally being eaten alive. I think it’s kinda gross too but that’s ok. It’s not for me or you.

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
          • Ultron

            Fetishes are so weird…yet fascinating…yet completely disturbing

          • Gamer Dragon07

            Huh, I never thought of fetishes like that. I learned something new today

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean some are understandable, I don’t know how seeing adbods can’t make you horny as fuck

          • Ultron

            What is an adbod

          • GOOOOGLE IS PAYING A BILLION DOLLAR AN HOUR

          • Ultron

            Oh..wouldn’t that be an Adbot?

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I meant to say that

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (Loud moaning)

          • The Kuppo™

            This is getting out of hand

          • I’d say it’s already in hand
            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
        • EarthenWarrior

          dude everything about Swalot is about eating things duhhhh

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Even if it ate people

            How the fuck is that deprived shit at all attractive

          • EarthenWarrior

            well you gotta look at it from the Voree’s pov
            some people find a scared/thrill from the process the powerlessness some just enjoy the idea of being inside a larger being’s innards
            its not rocket science (its psychology) and some people could never truly understand it and never will

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I’m a psychology student so

          • EarthenWarrior

            gud fer you want a cookie?

          • I WANT A COOKIE

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Yee

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yesh

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Licked screen.. it twas bad

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I don’t want to understand this depraved bullshit like holy fuck neither of you had to disclose you had this fetish

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            ITZ EDUCATIONAL

          • EarthenWarrior

            he’ll never learn

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Thank fuck I won’t the less vore in my life the better

          • Ultron

            Join us in the vored….join us…

            I’m just kidding I’m not into that. I’m sweet and innocent ;-;

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Same, innocent bbu passin thru

          • Oh you don’t know me though I can be dirty

            Sometimes I eat ice cream out of the box thing instead of putting it in a bowl

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            What a slut

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (Thrwoing up)

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ve done that with peanut butter jars, the plastic skippy ones
            it only works when its a new jar

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            There there it’ll be alright sweet child

          • EarthenWarrior

            or just play Ocarina of Time, banjo Kazooie, Bowser’s inside story and……gears of war and you’ll get the idea

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            poor uneducated fren

    • EarthenWarrior

      and what’s wrong with that?

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        1) It’s an animal
        2) It’s fictional
        3) It’s from a kids game

        • EarthenWarrior

          welcome to the internet bub nothing is safe

      • The Kuppo™

        Many people find that kind of stuff very gross

        • EarthenWarrior

          meh i’ve been a vorarephile for…….12 maybe 13 years

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Did not

            Need

            To fucking

            Know

          • It’s not that big a deal fam.

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            It’s a website easily available to kids, talking about any fetish is one thing but admitting to any fetish is just completely inappropriate

          • Fair enough I guess

          • The Kuppo™

            I don’t find admitting having a fetish inappropriate, but atleast nobody is posting fetish art

          • EarthenWarrior

            *deletes upcoming post*

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
          • The Kuppo™

            Since you were 10 basically…

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            More like Eat my daddy
            Kill me… better yet I’ll go hang myself

          • EarthenWarrior

            pretty much

    • The Kuppo™

      I haven’t found any vore art, but atleast I found this :3

      http://www.smogon.com/smog/issue33/mustache_swalot.png

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        ‘3’

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I love Swalot for that reason

    • MenacingCascoon

      The bigger question
      Why would anyone look up Swalot

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    @IntimidatingWurmple:disqus Me and Armageddon tried to battle a bunch of times but conflicting time schedules kinda screwed everything up

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Anyone up for a battle later?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Meeee

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Awessssommmmeee
        Normal or royale?
        (See my message earlier?)

        • MenacingCascoon

          Yea Idk what to do. Im just gonna have to force someone like I did.
          And Either is fine. If there isnt enough people we can Normal. But if more people can royale Im up for that too

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Okay
            I really wanna try to battle him though so…. I know we can.. just time is a dick

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    YO ANYONE WANNA BATTLE ROYALE

    We got @IntimidatingWurmple:disqus
    WE NEED TWO MORE PEOPLE!! JOIN US YA FRICKNUGGETS

    • Wow… I came here to talk about Pokémon and possibly vore I never expected to be called a fricknugget… ouch

      Can I use my in game team?

      • MenacingCascoon

        Of course you can.

        • Well then sure…. just gotta decide between my Moon team and Soul Silver team 😛

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        SUREEEE 😀

    • The Kuppo™

      I’d use my in game team tho

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        ITZ FINE

        • The Kuppo™

          Good

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            YESH

          • The Kuppo™

            When are we starting

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Two secs

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ayo Coupid i think you need to learn that everyone has a kink
    and you need to find yours THROUGH SONG!!!

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Adbot fetishist here

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      I know everyone has kinks, I just don’t need to fucking know them

      It may be a Pokemon website, but everyone’s kinks? Don’t want to catch em at all

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Klingklang more like Kinklang

      • Ultron

        -Pokedex entry added-

        Earthen is into vore.

        You’ve got to do this for the professor

        • “Very good” – Oak

          • Ultron

            “You’ve still got a long way to go!”

        • EarthenWarrior

          try and figure out the rest
          there’s 8 in total

          • Ultron

            You’re into that weird obese artwork. So there’s that one

          • EarthenWarrior

            its called being a FA

  • Ultron

    Note**

    Don’t eat and Pokejungle. You may read disturbing facts about your fellow junglers

    • EarthenWarrior

      😀

      • Ultron

        … :I

    • BUT IM HUNGRY

      • Ultron

        I’m eating jellybeans

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Admit inappropriate shit about yourself here

    I like pineapple on pizza and I’m honestly so ashamed of myself. I wish I could change it’s just who i am and I had to confess at the first mention of pizza

    • EarthenWarrior

      such a heinous crime! you must be punished for your sins!

    • Ultron

      I like to casually flirt with people even though I’m ace. It makes me feel like I’m not unlovable

      • Ultron

        Fuck, that was a double negative

        -goes and sits in corner-

    • I have like 5 art requests I’ve never done and I feel guilty about it whenever I think about it

  • Daedardus
    • Best gif

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Your dae just got a whole lot worse

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    @BigGuyI:disqus Posts a cookie
    I get hungry
    Go to the cookie box
    Try to open it
    Cuts myself
    FUCKING HELL EARTHEN WAS THAT ALL PLANNED?!

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Cut on the box btw

      • No it’s a lot better if you get dangerously depressed because you can’t open a cookie jar

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Welp

    • EarthenWarrior
    • MenacingCascoon

      Im ready for the Multi.
      Who has Everyone’s FC

      • I have all of your fc’s

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          NOICE HOST US

        • MenacingCascoon

          I dont think you have my new one
          4098-2443-5786

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          0877-5141-3499

          • MenacingCascoon

            Invalid FC

          • MenacingCascoon

            Nevermind!! I got it. Everyone go online!

          • Online?

          • That was supposed I be an explanation point

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Online!

          • The Kuppo™

            Online!

      • The Kuppo™

        I need seraph’s one

    • Ultron

      BLOOD COOKIE

      These jellybeans have made me hyper

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        YESH

  • Daedardus

    Okay fun new game: Try to describe how I look. Hair color / hairstyle, eye color, height, face shape and overall build. If someone gets it right I will post a real picture of myself.

    I’m mostly curious how people imagine me on the internet.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      A person with a face with hair skin and eyes all that have a color and you are taller and heavier than a bread box

    • Ultron

      Ugly

      • Daedardus

        Yeah, but how ugly?

        • Ultron

          Like 10% of how pretty I am. So like very bad

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Varying shades of brown hair

      Beady lil black eyes

      Buck teeth

      Short and chubby

      Large feet

      Plump lil nose

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f296aa3b59ad1752751b203a7a5d8a4525f0c4d6ea9ea65f3b7cebb4aba569b7.png

    • Uhhhh

      Light brown shirt hair, blue eyes, 6 ft maybe? Light build idk

      Someone do me except I won’t post a picture because I’m a self-conscious fuck

      • Daedardus

        Long brown hair, on the smaller side, 5’4″?, brown eyes, oval face, fit build.

      • Daedardus

        You’re mostly wrong about everything 🙂

        • Same to you lol 😛

        • Ultron

          Dae is black

      • Ultron

        Dark brown hair w/ bangs going down to your right. Hair length a few inches below your shoulders but not quite at your boobs
        blue eyes
        5’6″
        Skinny
        Ovular face

      • The Kuppo™

        Black short hair
        Brown eyes
        5’8”
        Ovular face

        • Actually the closest so far :0

          • Daedardus

            Black short hair, blue eyes, 5’9″, long face shape?

          • Black short curly hair that falls down to my neck, 5-8 I think? Green eyes, semi-long face shape

          • The Kuppo™

            Now do face reveal 1million subs

          • Lol maybe one day

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (walks out from behind tree)
            Hey what’s up guys its star here

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Starplaysroblox

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            (Roblox DEATH NOISE_)

          • (I used to)

          • The Kuppo™

            Kuppiepie

    • The Kuppo™

      Green hair, purple eyes, afro hairstyle, 2mt high

    • MenacingCascoon

      White. Brown hair. I think Brown eyes, slim face. Skinny/Lanky body.

      • Daedardus

        Close.

        • MenacingCascoon

          Did you go and get fat!

          • Daedardus

            Nope, it isn’t that.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Is it green or blue eyes

          • Daedardus

            Nope.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Are you Black with Brown eyes?

          • Daedardus

            I’m not black

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            ‘God mom I’m not black that’s just my soul’

          • Ultron

            Dammit

            You’re Asian

          • MenacingCascoon

            White with Blonde (dirty variety)

          • Daedardus

            DING DING

          • MenacingCascoon

            So what do I get?

          • Daedardus

            I’m choosing a pic right now 🙂

          • Ultron

            (he black)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hair Color; Purple
      Hairstyle: Pompadour
      Eye Color: one Ochre and the other a green swirly spiral
      Height: Lurch
      face: just a solid black line for your mouth and eyebrows
      Body: dodecahedron

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Is this your sonic oc

        • EarthenWarrior

          i copied off you

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            My sister uses that comeback

            She’s 8

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Earthiron the echinda

    • Chicolombia

      huehue, we’ve still got each other on FB so I already know bby 😡

      • Ultron

        Chico is alive…?

        • Chicolombia

          barely

          • Ultron

            Fair enough

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Hey I know you how have you been?

          • Chicolombia

            Good, super busy with college stuff. Haven’t played Pokemon since Sun and Moon came out so there’s no point of me coming here anywhere near as often lol

          • MenacingCascoon

            I mailed you the divorce papers

          • Chicolombia

            I’ll sign them as soon as I take all the money from our joint bank account

      • A rare Chico found in the wild. Quick! Master ball!

  • The new Bill Nye show is pretty rad. They have an episode on gaming hat is actually good and not condescending

  • Ultron

    HEY it’s national jellybean day. This cannot be a coincidence.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    So, Sophocles is leaving the gang in episode 26. I’ve theorized that they’re slowly working towards an Island Challenge for Ash and are now starting to prepare the trial captains. Sophocles is the first to go and my guess is that Lana will follow (the two least favourite characters so far) and the others will come after that.

  • MenacingCascoon

    @spectralseraph:disqus
    @starstorm295:disqus
    @LazinessReincarnated:disqus
    My FC is 4098-2443-5786
    I dont have ANY of you, and probably dont have me ( I delete FC’s very often) so lets add me then I will host

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I know I have you but okay

      • MenacingCascoon

        Whats your FC

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          0877-5141-3499

    • I’ll post again in case someone else doesn’t have mine

      2191-7850-5254

    • The Kuppo™

      0190-2718-2700

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Online! 😀

    • SORRY OOPS HANG OM GOTTA FIX MY TEAM LOL

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    @IntimidatingWurmple:disqus @starstorm295:disqus @LazinessReincarnated:disqus Ya’ll here?

    • The Kuppo™

      What’s your FC? Mine is down there

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Mine is a few up

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    Name the most evil Pokemon set you can think of.

    Mine:
    F Seperior @Grass Plate/Leftovers
    Contrary
    Modest Nature
    252 HP, 252 SP ATK, 4 SPD
    – Leaf Storm
    – Leech Seed
    – Attract
    – Glare

    • Ultron

      Anything with that satan spawn Celesteela

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        (Shudders)

        • Ultron

          Good thing is that we CAN burn it

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Celesteela is evil incarnate, who came up with it? Literally unkillable if used right

        • Ultron

          Some fucker who works at GF and deserves to be fired

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Lmao its Skarmory with access to Leech Seed and higher defensive stats. So unfair man

          • Ultron

            It’s also probably the most over designed pokemon ever made

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    WHY IS EVERYTHING WEAK TO ME

  • Dang it Toucannon let me target you

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Should have used Fake out

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      It’s not its fault, it’s your love making you weak

  • Daedardus
    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      👌

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Noice!

    • MenacingCascoon

      Wowwie.
      May I claim this prize 😉

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      ,,,,,You’re quite attractive….

    • Noice

    • Ultron

      You’re not ugly. And I like your shirt

    • Daedardus

      Ultron can I see your 10 times prettier self, please?

      • Ultron

        Y’all don’t get that privilege. Plus that one guy who uses the darkrai picture who comes here every now and then would be super upset if he wasn’t here to witness it

  • Get off Kurusu!

    Now since people are trying to guess looks guess my

    Hair color
    Eye color
    Skin color
    Build
    Height
    Weight
    And Face Shape?

    This will be fun to watch

    • Daedardus

      Brown
      Brown
      White
      Normal
      5’10”
      Not taking a guess 😛
      Oval?

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Close
        Nope
        Ding-Ding
        Nope
        Nope but in the ballpark
        Its easy once build is known
        Meh kind of

        • Daedardus

          Blonde
          Blue
          White
          Chubby
          5’11”
          ??
          Round

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Nope get in between the colors you’ve guessed
            Yep!
            Yep!
            Nope
            Your getting farther its shorter
            Still goes with build
            Yeah

          • Daedardus

            Ash blonde/brown
            Brown
            White
            Skinny
            5’8″
            130lb
            Round

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Yep
            Nope
            Yep
            Yep
            Closer but go lower
            Too High
            Yep

    • Ultron

      Dark Blonde
      Green
      White
      Skinny
      5’8″
      130
      Round

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Dirty Blonde is what I say but yep
        Nope
        Yep
        Yep
        Closer go a little lower
        Way to high
        Yep

        • Ultron

          Dirty Blonde
          Blue
          White
          Skinny
          5’7″
          110
          Round

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Yep
            Yep
            Yep
            Yep
            Super close
            Still lower
            Yep

          • Ultron

            Dirty Blonde
            Blue
            White
            Skinny
            5’7.5″
            102
            Round

          • Get off Kurusu!

            The height still off its an inch lower than 5’7
            And 1 off of the weight its 101

          • Ultron

            I got pretty close!

        • Daedardus

          Dirty Blonde
          Blue
          White
          Skinny
          5’6″
          115
          Round

          • Get off Kurusu!

            All but weight is correct which weight is still lower

          • Daedardus

            100?

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Close enough 101

          • Daedardus

            You sure you alive? That’s like a BMI of 16.

          • Get off Kurusu!

            I am only 16

          • Get off Kurusu!

            But yeah I’m alive I have super high metabolism and I’m a picky eater

          • Daedardus

            Can we get a pic? 😉

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Ok just gonna see if I have one then if not I’ll take one for my reveal

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Never from me XD

          • Ultron

            It’s okay, we already saw your banana

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Tru XD
            Ad my hand

          • Ultron

            Yeah those sexy hand model hands

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            They’re hideous XD

          • Ultron

            All my fingers are crooked D:

            I’d never make it

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Same….?

          • Daedardus

            Oh yeah explains a lot then.

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    OMG FURRET NO XD

    • MenacingCascoon

      Best Z move

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I was gonna kill the Houndoom damnit

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Nabbed for Daedardus, but if you lot can guess my skin colour, hair colour, eye colour and height I’ll do a face reveal too.

    • Get off Kurusu!

      White
      Dirty Blonde
      Brown
      5’7

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Nein

        • Get off Kurusu!

          Darn
          Black
          Black
          Blue
          5’10?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Firs one is half right & second one is correct

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      White
      Black
      Brown
      6’ish

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Nope

    • Daedardus

      Brown
      Black
      Brown
      6’1″

      • UnburdenedLegume

        All correct except for the height

        • MenacingCascoon

          Height is so hard to get accurate :<

        • Daedardus

          5’8″?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yes!

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Why did I just fakeout….
    Rematch?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Yay I won! Im up for a rematch. Can we switch teams though

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Sure, I got my mons ready though

    • The Kuppo™

      I’ll bring a better team

    • Yeah lemme change my team

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Kay

  • Online boiz

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Same

      • MenacingCascoon

        Are you obline it doesnt show you

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I am

          • MenacingCascoon

            Now it shows @starstorm295:disqus is offline

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yikes

    • The Kuppo™

      I’m ready

    • MenacingCascoon

      I will be there after I learn this one move. I will host it again

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Ok lads it went quicker than i expected, but here’s my face reveal (rf) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef0ff75aa1bf5f64710deb503d998576413ba196c37b3e4e066dcbb6e850f67f.jpg

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
    • Daedardus

      Not fond of that porcelain doll make up trend

    • EarthenWarrior

      KILL IT, KILL IT SIX TIMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DANG IT TRICK ROOM YOU RUINED MY STRATEGY

    • The Kuppo™

      THANKS SERAPH

    • MenacingCascoon

      I tried to kill it but noooo

  • Get off Kurusu!

    This is my face reveal yes I look tired and took it on the couch so this is kurusu for ya!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e3137ea4668402c83048bde472f37188b7360eddabc9dc8e43ddd690cf99cf9.jpg

    • You kinda look like Odd1sOut

      • Get off Kurusu!

        Yeah I am not know for my… looks

        • Daedardus

          What? Your face is totally fine. But you need to apply some gel to your hair. That way your face will look elongated and your jawline will get more attention. You’re one of those people that greatly benefit from aging once you reach your 20s, don’t worry about your looks lol.

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Eyyyy Kuru

    • EarthenWarrior

      you looked positively stoned
      ever think of growing a stache or even a chinstrap ?

      • Ultron

        Omg yes! Grow a chinstrap if you want to look like a fucking douchebag

      • Get off Kurusu!

        No not stoned and nah I don’t like facial hair

        • EarthenWarrior

          your face looks so plain

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Eh I’m used to being average looking

          • MenacingCascoon

            It’s good. It’s better than looking Earthen ugly

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ll have you know my face is fine, my bod not so much

          • EarthenWarrior

            you need something to spice it up, like a scar or a live cobra out your nostrils

        • Ultron
    • Daedardus

      You look like a guy I know!
      Also, spike your hair, it lets your jawline come out nicely :).

      • EarthenWarrior

        also grow a horn and get some piercings

        • Daedardus

          Don’t listen to this haha 😛

          • EarthenWarrior

            LISTEN TO THE EARTHEN!!!!

          • Get off Kurusu!

            Yeah still want a tail but no horn (No i’m not a furry) I always have wondered what would it be like having a tail

          • EarthenWarrior

            depends how prehensile like a monkey or a limp tail

  • OMG THATS WHAT GOLIOPOD LOOKS LIKE!!!! A DROIDIKA

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      XD IKR
      Rematch once more? I did nothing any of those times XD

      • The Kuppo™

        I can’t sorry I need to dinner

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Ah

        • MenacingCascoon

          Darn. GGs though. This got me in the battling mood

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Same
            I had such a good plan XD

          • The Kuppo™

            GG It was fun ^-^

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yesh :3

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I was trying to Instruct you to lower your Special Attack as much as possible and kill you

          • The Kuppo™

            Yeah :p I had a fire Z move just to compensate the Lost of special attack

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I seeeeeeeeee
            I did nothing any of those matches XD

          • The Kuppo™

            I was trash in the first one tho xD

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hey, I literally spammed instruct half the match XD
            And I came in and thought
            FAKE OUT THAN Z MOVE
            Nope

    • Ultron
  • Get off Kurusu!

    Welp headed out to dinner se y’all later!

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    @starstorm295:disqus My Incineroar nickname was god tier, don’t lie

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Can we make hand reveals a thing for people who don’t like their faces

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c61c509eacc848ded73ba928155c7dc0629ad626b610ee3c09eb5f5e3e5f5601.jpg

  • MenacingCascoon

    Well those battles sparked me. Im ready to start competitive battling again!! I know nobody battles here, but Im going to be in VGC and singles, and Im taking over the scene for this place. I will represent us

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I do I do!!! I battleeeeeee!

      • MenacingCascoon

        I guess we can be battling rivals then. Do you VGC or 6v6

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          I prefer any form of singles…. Vgc has never quite been my thing

          • MenacingCascoon

            Cool. We will be battling rivals. We test each other, or I can just get my free wins off you. No biggy

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Either work
            or who knows, i can get those wins off you

          • MenacingCascoon

            Since we’re battling rivals do you play by any rules?
            I dont play against pokemon with 601+ BSt Excluding slaking.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            My only rules are the normal ones
            That and if you use Tapu Lele I officially hate you

          • MenacingCascoon

            Ditto but with Celesteela

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Celesteela isn’t that bad for me. I’m used to playing around it
            Lele just fucks up everything

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Major details that really makes me believe gen 4 remakes are on the cards:

    -SuMo contain every single key item from D/P as revealed by the datamine
    -Ultra Wormholes are somewhat similar to Distortion World holes
    -Two main characters in the 20th movie have gen 4 Pokemon, and not just randoms but arguably two two most popular ones
    -Munchlax was a pre-order giveaway for the games
    -Melemele Island is based on Oahu, and two major areas on that island are Diamond Head (Ten Carat Hill) and Pearl Harbor (Hau’Oli Marine)
    -The missing Pokemon from the Alola dex contain a lot of gen 4
    -The background colors when battling Team Skull, are those of diamond and pearl (could be just a coincedence though)
    -The Aether Foundation have extended interest in Bronzong, Giratina and Palkia due to their ability to travel between dimensions
    -When you battle Cynthia in the Battle Tree, she says the same exact lines as when you fight her as champ in D/P
    -Recently, the Japanese PKMN YT channel uploaded a clip of a storybook depicting the gen 4 starters, out of nowhere

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      I agree, so hyped 😀

      But it was the dimensional lab that had interest in those sinnoh Pokemon btw

    • MenacingCascoon

      I just randomly got excited to see what the new concept art for the gen 4 starters would be if they got a remake. Updated Hoenn concept art looked awesome. I wonder how piplup will look

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I just wanna explore Sinnoh in 3D man so hyped already lol

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I wonder if that means mega Sinnoh starters

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Ooh forgot to add Silvally’s research took place in sinnoh

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph
    • The Kuppo™

      While it may look cool, it doesn’t resemble a Pokemon at all

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Not even a UB tbh

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          Exactly

        • The Kuppo™

          It looks like it could belong in an indie game

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            For the Occulus rift

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Yeah
        But WHY DOES THE LAST STAGE DO THAT… It goes so damn wrong

    • Ultron

      The last ones name is too similar to Tentacruels

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I hate the last one..

        • Ultron

          The first one is kinda cute

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It is, I wanna snuggle it

          • Ultron

            And then it would latch onto your face

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Out of love <3

    • Daedardus
  • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron

      Mimikyu >>> that thing

      • EarthenWarrior

        well it is a steel type

        • Ultron

          Mimikyu could easily take it. Swords dance, Shadow claw, shadow sneak, dead.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Unlikely it would still be outspeeded

          • Ultron

            Hm…true. You could maybe with choice scarf

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Choice Scarf Swords dance

          • Ultron

            Damn, you’re right. Welp. Mimikyu is still better than weave snatch dugtrio.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            True
            (Though honestly it doesn’t strike me too appealing because countering it isn’t hard)

          • Ultron

            Ghost/fairy is still a good type

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            A very good type
            Just that mimik in my experience is EXTREMELY easy to counter

          • Ultron

            But also dangerous! 😀

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yey

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      HAIR LASER!? THAT’S AMAZING

    • MenacingCascoon

      The anime sure does know how to make some things look so cool IMO
      Like I hated the way Alola Persion and Greninja looked but the anime made me like it more

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Looks fucking amazing

    • Chaos

      Iron Head getting revamped to a special move.

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Can we please just talk about Malamar? Why did it have to suck so bad….. I love its concept but WHY

    • Ultron

      They floundered such a cool type on it. It’s so mediocre :/

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        I love it though but it actually was the first and only pokemon I ever removed from a team for sucking…..
        and I used Masquerain and Minun on a team before

        • Ultron

          Pidgeot was one of the first I ever removed for being shitty. As well as Azumarill before it gained fairy type

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Pidgeot? Huh..

          • Ultron

            It was SoulSilver. It wasn’t good. I dropped it for Togekiss. I also really wanted to drop Heliolisk in my first X playthrough. I hated it

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I love Helio

          • Ultron

            Mine always died to everything. Even things it was strong to

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Yikes
            Dry skin?

          • Ultron

            I don’t even think so

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Than that explains quite a bit

    • EarthenWarrior

      Sucks? MALAMAR?
      Boy you stupid it has contrary Superpower that’s the holy grail ability

      • MenacingCascoon

        Thats like saying Spinda is good. Since Spinda gets both of those

        • Chaos

          Are you suggesting Spinda is bad?

        • EarthenWarrior

          But malamar can use it better
          Superpower and you can spam knock off and Psycho Cut

          and if you see a Fairy or Bug you run away, if nothing else haves those types it can be very dangerous

          • MenacingCascoon

            Sounds good on paper.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i used it in UU and NU and it slayed

    • The Kuppo™

      It got such an unique evolution method, I wish we had one like that in SM

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Exactly….

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Because it’s sufficient for the in-game and that’s what GameFreak mostly cares about

      As I’ve told you

      Like excessively

      It’s bad competitively, but fine in game. Say it with me now

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        It’s not even fine in game, I used it ingame, I actually had to remove it from my ingame team because it sucked THAT BADLY

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            It had a good nature m8

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Mines was average nature, random ivs and it shredded the game

            Yours might be bad and it might be bad competitively but in game no Pokemon can be bad really besides the ones that are meant to be bad due to how the game is created

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Malamar wasn’t meant to be bad?
            About that….. Avalug was meant to be good… but sometimes the typings and stats don’t really mesh well

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง
          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            You can’t roll your eyes at proof
            Additionally Guzzlord

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Literally any Pokemon can be made decent in game, fuck I made Guzzlord rek the battle tree

            Just because you have a negative experience with a Pokemon doesn’t mean it’s bad in-game

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I know this, I used a damn Masquerain
            Avalugg again, it’s bad
            What about 4th gen difficulty games

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            In 4th Gen the Alola Starters (and Alola as a whole lol) would just die immediately, Gen 5 would do decently due to being similarity built stat wise, and Gen 6 mons would make the game their bitches or be made the bitches

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Hmmmm
            i’m sayin that not all mons designed to be good are even in game

          • Ultron

            Oh, Avalugg….avalugg, avalugg, avalugg…trash icecube looking bitch

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Avalugg… aka cancer

  • MenacingCascoon

    Speaking of Spinda, Whats the most number of shiny you have gotten in a span of 24 hours?
    My highest is 8 shinies. Im sure guys all remember that day

    • EarthenWarrior

      you said like 20

      • MenacingCascoon

        20 hours?

        • EarthenWarrior

          no is specifically remember one day you were going on and on AND ON about getting shinies and you definitely said over 20-30

          • MenacingCascoon

            Nope just recounted im pretty sure its 11. Hard to tell since I already transferred them. But it’s just 11, I dont remember saying 20-30. I know it wasnt 20-30. You must be remembering wrong

          • EarthenWarrior

            No, i definitely remember i will scour your comments and find that, you were doing hordes and somehow was getting them every hour

            i totally remember that

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            He(?) never said that lol XD

    • Daedardus

      I’ve only gotten two shinies in a span of 16 years.

    • 3 shinies all Salandit

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Wait doesn’t the English dub of the anime not start until May? I’ve seen episodes 4 until 8 this week, how is this possible?

    • TheMonster6893

      They’re airing in Canada I think already. Disney has just been holding out on US viewers lol

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Loool thats brutal

  • Hey what’s up guys it’s ya girl Star here 1 million subs face reveal trying to overcome dysphoia and self consciousness yooooo

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea8872b0328e3f311a20ffaa68bd19b6a58436e414ec66d66bb3bfd1b897ec1c.jpg

    • Ultron

      Aw, you’re cute, Star

      • Thank youuu (i wanna die now lol I’m spooked)

        • EarthenWarrior

          quick swallow your cyanide capsule

        • Ultron

          How even old are you though

          • 115

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Damn you old

          • Ultron

            You’ve aged well

          • Are you a vampire? An immortal being? Someone related to Araki?

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          EMBRACE YOUR OWN CUTENESS

    • The Kuppo™

      Remember the GS legendary competition article back in November, when you guys posted a lot of selfies.

      It’s happening again

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      You look really good! 😀

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      I like ya starry

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    • Daedardus

      You’re like the epitome of cuteness. Love the bangs!

      • Shady

        I was calling her cute human before seeing here………..feel how wise I am.

        • Get off Kurusu!

          I always knew she was beautiful but not this beautiful!

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            That’s I hate being human y man need weak creature like this we r pathetic.

    • EarthenWarrior

      i truly hate to say this, you look extremely similar to my old friend….if you were ginger

    • Shady

      I will say one thing Damit.

      • Rad

        • Shady

          Ur Angelic fave hit my demonic dark heart with spear of light.

    • Wow,you look really nice,Star.That’s honestly not how I pictured you (no offense).

    • Get off Kurusu!

      Th-Th-Thats YOU!!!!!!!! Your absolutely gorgeous!!!!!

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  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    So… I know that certain mon types probably haven’t been done orare rare because they are hard to think up but…
    Why do we not have more Ground/Bug or Ground/Grass types?
    we literally have 2 and 1 of them respectively
    Can we PLEASE have a few more?
    they seem much easier to design for than other types

    • MenacingCascoon

      Ground Bug is Nincada

      • MenacingCascoon

        Ooooh. Sorry. I do agree,

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Nincada and wormagoddamnit

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Ground/Bug being little doesn’t bother me, but Grass/Ground is like a sin there hasn’t been more

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Ground bug we just need (FUCKING FLYGON WHY AREN’T YOU)
        Yeah… easily grass ground… like we literally have a starter as our only mon of that type…..

    • It could be a worm inside of an apple it uses as a shell

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        LOVE IT OMG MAKE IT A FANMON THAT’S ACTUALLY ADORABLE

        • I’ll draw it right now

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            YAS

    • The Kuppo™

      There are a lot of subterranean bugs out there with potential of being a bug/ground Pokemon tbh

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Flygon

    • Ultron

      Here comes Earthen with his fakemon

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Stars idea is a good one

        • Ultron

          I’m pretty sure Earthen has some sort of rhino beetle for bug/ground

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            But Heracross

          • Ultron

            Idk, some type of beetle or something

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Why not a worm of some sort

          • Ultron

            Fuck if I know

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I want a woim

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dynoceros
            it is a Rhino covered in beetle like shells and has a mishmash face

            also a living flower pot

          • Ultron

            There we go

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            That’s your grass ground type?

          • EarthenWarrior

            bug/Ground
            Clayot and Terrapotta is the grass/ground

            its one of those tan planting pots and a terracotta warrior

          • Ultron

            Terrapotta!!?

            That sounds like someone with a speech impediment screaming “HARRY POTTER!!!”

          • EarthenWarrior

            terracotta as in
            https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/17/24/371724eb670fbed6f5e70add789e2fe5.jpg

            but think of a living suit of armor held together with vines

          • Ultron

            Yeah, no shit, I know what terracotta is. Not a bad concept though

          • EarthenWarrior

            i REALLY need to get off my lazy ass and draw some of these

          • Ultron

            Exactly.

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            Clayot is eh but Terrapotta is god

          • EarthenWarrior

            look it was one of my doodles which i revamped into a fakemon

            think of a claw pot, with square swirly eyes, and cracks on the side and bottom with a glob of clay,

            it can morph its arms into blades, hammers and spikes

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            I mean I love Terrapotta

  • EarthenWarrior

    Now nobody drop dead from seeing then war torn mug of a powerful warrior
    http://i.imgur.com/cTqQxT5.jpg
    (i just can’t get a good camera face)

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      You look like someone’s uncle
      You have a very uncle look

      • EarthenWarrior

        i get that a lot
        (usually saying Uncle Buck…)

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          So I’m not wrong

    • Daedardus

      Where’s the tail?

      • EarthenWarrior

        on the base of my spine?

    • Exactly how imagined you wtf

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        He’s that kind of person

        • EarthenWarrior

          if i had somebody to take the picture i’d include a hammer slung over my shoulder

        • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

          He’s an uncle
          I can’t be the only person who sees it

    • MenacingCascoon

      Youre right. Your face isnt that bad.

      • EarthenWarrior

        no, they say i have a very italian face and maybe if i manscaped more often (and lost 200 pounds) i’d be hunk

    • EarthenWarrior
      • UnburdenedLegume

        Beautiful

        • EarthenWarrior

          i do hammercises every morning to be used to swinging it
          but i’m too afraid to smash things with it
          (i mean i worked hard to make it just to break it while doing something destructive)

          • UnburdenedLegume

            You should smash people with it

          • EarthenWarrior

            I really should…
            especially the elderly

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Of the people who made hand and face reveals, who looked exactly like you expected and who shocked you?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Myself. I shocked myself. I dont look like myself.

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        That’s kinda deep

    • Earthen and Kurusu. Legumes and Dae

      • UnburdenedLegume

        You expected me to look like Ice Cube?

        • Oops no swap that. You and Earthen surprised me

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Earthen surprised you?

          • Shoot I got all mixed up >.<

            Surprised: Dae and Legumes

            Not Suprised: Earthen and Kurusu

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Kurusu looked very average teen boy and Earthen’s appearance and personality are vis-a-vis

        • EarthenWarrior

          what?

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Your personality and appearance resemble one another

          • EarthenWarrior

            No shit, if I didn’t walk like a warmongering meat head I got to look the part

      • Daedardus

        You thought I was ugly too, right 🙁

        • Nah fam you look pretty good

        • Govnah

          I missed the face reveal 😮

    • The Kuppo™

      Star, Kurusu and Legu looked like I expected, I was surprised by how skinny my hand looks °~°

      • I have weird yaoi hands

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          Same but I am yaoi so

        • The Kuppo™

          Define “weird yaoi hands” please xD

          • Weird Big hands with thick fingers

          • EarthenWarrior

            like sausage fingers?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Wtf how? You expected me to look like a rapper? Im in tears

        • The Kuppo™

          I only predicted the beard tbh :p

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Well yeah duh imagine not having a beard 😛
            i am blessed

    • Govnah

      Nobody guesses how i look

      • EarthenWarrior

        because nobody cares about you

        • Govnah

          That is true. this is why im gonna disappear one day

    • MenacingCascoon

      Lookslike something from adventure time

      • EarthenWarrior

        SPEAKING OF WHICH
        they are making the final Miniseries

        which delves into the backstories of the Elementals

        • Still gotta watch Islands. But I’m almost done with Bill Nye saves the world so gotta finish that first

          • EarthenWarrior

            omfg there’s a character you’ll totally fall in love with

            SUCH a good one

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      Godly

  • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

    Fun little thing I noticed
    From first games and before the elite four
    Not counting legends, in Diamond and pearl, there were 73 new Pokemon available (Note, most cross gen evos were not available until aftergame or were available in platinum)
    X and Y had 65
    Sun and moon had 62 or and not counting alolan forms (which make it 80)
    So tbh, the number isn’t exactly that small compared to other games

  • Well you guys got me in a fakemon mood. Give me some ideas

  • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

    Thought I’d share this since my friends were talking about eyes and you guys are doing face reveals so I thought I’d share the window to my soul

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d50d58d219e954be036d3b89131f08ea0204ffb34e25e5347c42d86abfd5f2ee.jpg

    It looks so depressed tho

    • Ultron

      Are those green eyes?

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        They’re blue-green with a grey ring around the pupils

        Because I’m *special* like that

        • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

          *blue-grey not blue-green

          Autocorrect is weird

        • Ultron

          Nice! I’ve got very green eyes 😛

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            Grey is superior 👀

          • Ultron

            Grey is a pretty rare eye color along with green 😉

          • The Kuppo™

            I’m jealous 😐

          • Ultron

            My eyes are my best feature, imo

    • The Kuppo™

      Better than my pitch black eyes

    • EarthenWarrior

      ACK ITS A BEHOLDER

    • Chicolombia

      hot

      • EarthenWarrior

        what the hell are you doing here

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Eyeeeeup

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      An eyyyyye

    • Eye see

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Eye Eye captain

        • EarthenWarrior

          honestly that sounds like a Skylander name

        • The Kuppo™

          Eye see what you did there

  • Govnah
    • Ultron

      Yay, I was looking for a goat to sacrifice.

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’ll get some curry ready!

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Gotta be kidding me

      • Ultron

        You’ve goata be kidding me that you didn’t seize that perfect pun opportunity

    • UnburdenedLegume

      How do you have a picture of my alternate form?

    • The Kuppo™

      This picture is the goat

      • That really gets my goat

        • Govnah

          Your face reveal really shocked me

          • In a… good way?

          • Govnah

            in a very Rad way.

          • You guys got me rad in the face

          • Govnah

            I AM SIDEWAYS

        • The Kuppo™

          Goat any more words?

  • Shady
    • EarthenWarrior

      man you could land a plane on that forehead

      • Shady

        Yeah demon looks like this.

  • Govnah

    So like, thank you all for the kindness . As a guy who has a form of Autism( Asperger) and doesn’t have a lot of friends in real life its nice to know I always have a community I can go too and feel accepted ( Even tho some of you hate me, but i hate myself too)

    • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

      We’ll always accept you! You’re awesome!

      • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

        Plus I’ll always be your buddy

    • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

      Glad we can be here for ya bud

    • EarthenWarrior

      yeah sure whatever

      • Govnah

        I know i cause you alot of pain of misery but i do it out of jealously

        • EarthenWarrior

          Jealous of me? The Mighty Earthen? Splain’ yoself!

      • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

        Aren’t you autistic as well? You can at least be a bit nicer

        • EarthenWarrior

          that i am
          And everyone loves me for being for being a jerk

        • Govnah

          its whatever, i did leave a bad taste when i first disappeared, I kinda was in a skype group everyone hated and did bad things

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            You’re fine, you’re one of the nicest people here

          • Govnah

            I mean i can be mean sometimes *coughs to earthen Cough*

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            I can literally be a dick to everyone here when I want to, being a dick is just a natural part of life

          • Govnah

            When you have one, you more of one

          • Chickaloo Tree Nut Seraph

            You ain’t mean to anyone

          • Govnah

            yea because i changed lol

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            We all used to be ducks

          • EarthenWarrior

            ducks are terrible awful creatures

          • Coupid ʕง◉ ᴥ◉ʔ ง

            *dicks

    • The Kuppo™

      We will always be here for you.

      Btw I also have that too :0

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Friends are overrated tbh, i dont have a lot either but thats purely by my own choice. I prefer to be alone or with family

    • I like a lot of you more than my irl friends