As previously announced, today marks the first post-Switch Nintendo Direct!

Airing at 3pm PST we’ve been specifically promised a focus on Splatoon 2 and ARMS, but the official press release mentions that it will cover both the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo 3DS. So who’s to say some Pokemon news wont pop up?

In the mean time, what are your predictions for the Nintendo Direct? Is this the beginning of Pokemon Stars pre-release?

UPDATE: Unfortunately, and perhaps expectedly, no Pokemon news was discussed during this Nintendo Direct.

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  • Deerlia

    Ok first comment here we go~
    I Hope they reveal other games too!

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Sinnoh! Stars! Sinnoh! Stars!

    • Govnah

      May may may?

    • The Kuppo™

      Rumble! 😀

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Shuffle!

        • The Kuppo™

          Kanto!

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            Olalo

          • The Kuppo™

            Hola

        • Snap!

  • Govnah

    IM EXCITED AF

  • The Kuppo™
  • AlolanSandschrew

    I hope they make me excited for a game thats not pokemon..

    i only play pokemon on my 3ds and I would like to change that because else I only play a game any other two years or so.

    • Daedardus

      Get the first five from this list, you won’t regret it: http://kotaku.com/the-12-best-games-on-the-3ds-5878903

      • AlolanSandschrew

        I know (and played) some of the older games of those franchises (back in the ds days), but didn’t find them very interesting

        • Daedardus

          Awakening is loads more enjoyable than older Fire Emblem games for a newcomer. New Leaf is the best Animal Crossing there is, and A Link Between Worlds is pure fun. Dual Destinies isn’t the best in the series, but it’s a great visual novel, you have to like reading 30 hours of only text though.

  • EarthenWarrior

    oh yeah, nearly forgot

  • Govnah

    IM SO HYPED

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I’m ready and on my position! LET’S DO THIS!

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Even if a Pokemon announcement doesn’t happen I’m hyped for Spla2n tbh

    • EarthenWarrior

      i hope they give me my freaking Krak-on Roller
      I mastered that weapon perfectly

      Stay back to coat home base
      build up Kraken
      Storm Enemy Lines
      Plant Beakons
      ???
      Profit/Win

  • ME ME BIG BOY
    • Ithsme?

      You should also add Switch or 3DS. Though IMO there’s no way that, even if they do move to the Switch, a game would release this year.

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        At this point Switch is probs just gonna be next gen

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          I hope so.

        • Ithsme?

          Or not at all. I really want them to move to Switch but it depends on whether or not Nintendo treats it as a true hybrid.

  • Ithsme?

    HELP I’M IN PUBLIC WITH NO HEADPHONES AND THE DIRECT IS IN T-MINUS 20 MINUTES IT’S PANIC TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • Daedardus

      Just put it on speaker, let everyone join the madness.

    • EarthenWarrior

      PULL YOUR HEAD AND ARMS INTO YOUR COAT/SHIRT

      • Ithsme?

        BUT I NEED MY ARMS TO HYPE

        • The Kuppo™

          You still have your legs

          • Ithsme?

            The game isn’t called LEGS.
            At least last time I checked.

          • Daedardus

            That’s the planned DLC. Only accessible if you didn’t skip leg day for two months straight.

          • Ithsme?

            Next DLC: HEADS

            Headbutts only

    • The Kuppo™

      Keep calm and keep panicking, something will eventually happen

  • ShinyXatu

    I’m home! I also just got my Pro Controller in the mail which is amazing timing!

    • Govnah

      I wish we could watch the direct off the switch 🙁

      • ShinyXatu

        One day, one day…

    • Ithsme?

      Nice! Hopefully we get a second testfire, that’s where the pro controller shined the most.

      • ShinyXatu

        I hope so too. But first I’ll use it to wrap up my final Shrines in Breath of the Wild and then, MK8 Deluxe!

        • Ithsme?

          Eh, I’ll pick up MK8D a lot later. I didn’t care too much for the battle modes of past games so its only selling point is portability. Hoenstly I’m shocked and dissapointed they didn’t add new tracks. I know we already have a ton, but it’s dissapointing.

    • Daedardus

      The biggest news would be Nintendo announcing that they shipped some new stock of the Pro Controller, I pre-ordered one three months ago and still haven’t received it.

      • ShinyXatu

        My parents said they ordered me one from a third-party seller and then it was marked as “returned” even though it was never received.

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Unrelated but Stella the Trumbeak just solo’d the normal trial

    Is it bad I want to solo run

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Did you get that name from Angry Birds? lol

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        No its named after Star, Toucannon’s biggest Toufannon

    • The Kuppo™

      You could solo with Toucannon.

      But Olivia…

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Brick Break will pull us through! I hope :/

  • Ithsme?

    Fun fact: If DP remakes get announced, they could be Stars. Stars is a codename, like Rainbow was the codename for SM.

    Funner Fact: I did not get mauled by a dog today.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    15 MINUTES TO GO! I’M SO PUMPED!

  • TheMonster6893

    Honestly I can’t see this direct revealing anything crazy. we’ll likely get a release date for Splat2 and Arms. Plus then maybe some small stuff for the 3DS.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      I think if we get anything Pokemon related it’ll be more of a teaser or a reveal of a later reveal tbh

  • Ithsme?

    Vote: Are the ARMS fighters (excluding Mechanica) robots?

    I say aye, they are.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      I’m betting cyborgs tbh

      • ShinyXatu

        Star Fox all over again.

        • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

          Oh God XD

        • EarthenWarrior

          y’know that doesn’t work right?

          • ShinyXatu

            It does because I say so.

          • EarthenWarrior

            nupe, the fact that amputation of your legs in hopes to reduce bloodpooling to the legs when flying does sound good in theory but actually removing the legs means less room for blood to circulate and they’re actually in worse condition to do so

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            Earthen is MatPat in disguise

          • EarthenWarrior

            What?

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            MatPat did a game theory specificly on that

          • EarthenWarrior

            they did, this was just basic biology

        • Ithsme?

          If I were given the option to have my human arms aputated to participate in a fighting tournament, I’d hop on the opportunity.

          • The Kuppo™

            That’s the spirit!

          • Ithsme?

            😀

    • The Kuppo™

      I’m feeling that they’re half human half robot

  • Daedardus

    Great, I already ate all my snacks and drank my soda halfway before the Direct even began. It’s now safe to say that this Direct probably gave me diabetes.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Would you say Nintendo had a direct effect on your diet?

      • Daedardus

        Bringing the snacks directly to me.

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Honest question

    Who’s actually expecting a Pokemon reveal? I think I’m making myself pessimistic so if we do get it I’ll be more hyped but if we don’t I’ll be less disappointed

    • TheNintendoChip

      I always expect the worst so I’m not disappointed when nothing happens but rather excited if something does end up happening.

    • Ithsme?

      I am 100% absolutely certain we will not see Pokemon. I’m expecting ARMS, Splatoon 2, and maybe a 3DS game I won’t care about.

    • Daedardus

      I’m not expecting any new reveal to be honest, Pokémon will get teased closer to E3.

    • The Kuppo™

      I’m not.

      At all

    • I’m expecting nothing. Not even splat2n and Arms news. I’m expecting a black screen

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Isn’t life just a black screen?

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    *GF 2 years ago*
    -Okay, we designed the fire cat and the water seal, what should we do for the grass starter? John?
    -A possum?
    -Nah… Rick?
    -A gorrila?
    -No, that’s terrible… What about you Steven?
    -Oh, I’m sorry I wasn’t listening I was playing Angry Birds
    -I GOT IT!
    And that’s how Rowlet was created

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      But Rowlet doesn’t look like anything in angry birds 😡

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        A round bird? That’s pretty specific

      • The Kuppo™

        Toucannon does because it’s literally one

    • UnburdenedLegume

      You’re slating my boy Rowlet fam? Can’t tolerate that disrespect on here

    • I like how they all have super american names

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        Is that so important? I’m not even American

        • No its not i just thought it was funny

  • ShinyXatu

    So should I use YouTube or Twitch?

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Depends on a lot of factors, like platform, etc

      I just use YouTube because it’s what i always do and it works fine for me

    • Ithsme?

      Twitch IMO

    • Daedardus

      Youtube if you don’t want to lose sync halfway.

      • ShinyXatu

        Winner winner chicken dinner.

        • EarthenWarrior

        • Daedardus

          If you’re in the US, Twitch should be fine, but it’s the worst service I’ve ever used in Europe even though I have 150 Mbit internet. Crashes constantly, lags, bad image quality…

  • ShinyXatu

    That new Nintendo Direct logo looks AMAZING.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Simple, but stylish

      I likey

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Dont expect any Pokemon news but i’d like to be surprised. Think we’ll get something next month though

  • ShinyXatu

    Can’t watch a Nintendo Direct without the lucky Animal Crossing pre-game music.
    https://youtu.be/u8S1IjOlzHA

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    3 minutes to go!

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    2 minutes to go!!

  • ShinyXatu

    YOU’RE NOT HYPED ENOUGH!

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    AM I PUMPED ENOUGH NOW!?!?!?!

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Ooh E-M

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    ITS STARTING

  • EarthenWarrior

    give us something new

  • ShinyXatu

    KOIZUMI IS THE IWATA REPLACEMENT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • what is this dubstep

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Eww Pikmin

    Get our

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh god, that’s a bad title.

  • THIS PIKMIN GAME IS TRASH

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    The lamę pikmin

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Pikmin is thrash ffs

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhhhhh hey pikmin
    PIKIMIN AMIIBO?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    The amiibo is cute

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Go to pokemon

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      If it even happens

  • EarthenWarrior

    ever oasis?
    more like
    never oasis

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    What’ s that?

  • OH THAT WATER MERMAID GIRL IS CUTE

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh yay…I thought it was Pokémon…

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Threse a mystery title after this stick

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Chibi monster hunter? 😮

  • @Kurusu

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    YO KAI STICKING WATCH? F**K YOU

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Yo-Kai watch not like Go-kai watch

    As in bug off Pokemon plz

  • EarthenWarrior

    ugh so far nuthing but crap

  • ShinyXatu

    Say hello to saying Bye-Bye is going to be Boxboy.

  • WOAH WHAT WHY IS THIS THING ON THE 3DS?

  • ShinyXatu

    There’s something for the Kirby anniversary!!!

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Why only some titles are mystery titles?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Character skins from Disgaea, Disgaea, and more Disgaea

  • He stole their faces? Dayum thats some spooky shit

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Mii topia? Srlsly?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Oh mii…

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Ffs whats this crap man

  • Why did they make this?

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Wow! Pokemon with miis

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Miitopia lmao Nintendo should liquidate for even coming up with a name like that

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Kirby!

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    KIRBY LADS

    • The Bunny Kurusu

      It happened whats the new game called?

  • STOP MAKING 3DS GAMES

    • UnburdenedLegume

      3DS still has life in it so why should they?

      • because they have a console with like two first party games on it right now

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Yeah but not everyone can afford a Switch lol

  • ShinyXatu

    3D…Kirby?

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      It’s a mini game in Robobot

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Somebody said they’ll cancell 3ds?

  • A HOLIDAY 3DS GAME?
    WHAT

  • EarthenWarrior

    something big is coming

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      My disappointment

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh please, they’re not making ANOTHER Kirby game on 3DS.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Tetris for 3ds

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    CUUUUUTE

  • Ultron

    Bummer. We get 3D Kirby, but on the 3DS. Well, Mario 3D world started on the 3DS too, I guess.

  • ShinyXatu

    SHOCKING

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Pfft Amiibo

  • UnburdenedLegume

    LOOOOOL Brain Training? Cba

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    AMIIBO

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    About time XD

  • THOSE ARE RAD AMIIBOS

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhhh cruddy

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Where are pokes

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      They were never promised

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Hope you won’t get up in arms about the lack of Pokemon

  • ShinyXatu

    Biff is my waifu.

    • Your waifu is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        No taste

  • I dont like that yellow thing already

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    The sun moon girl hat has a face

  • EarthenWarrior

    what no earth element

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      What is that going to do on a fist

      • EarthenWarrior

        solid heavy blow?

        • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

          That can be accomplished without an element

  • EVERY GAME IS POKEMON

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      It’s a sign

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Arms has pokemon types

  • ShinyXatu

    It’s kinda funny to think that one day in the distant future we’ll be saying “Not ANOTHER Switch game!”

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    THE MORE YOU FIGHT THE MORE ARMS YOU HAVE

  • Ribbon Girl is like, the only design I’ve seen that I like

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      I like D. Va

    • NEVERMIND

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Ooh

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Any new Pokémon

    • ShinyXatu

      Biff.

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      No

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Then this was a waste of Nintendo’s time

        • They had that Yokai Watch game though

          • The Bunny Kurusu

            ○!○ Whhhaaaaaaaaaaat?!

        • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

          Not every Nintendo fan is a Pokemon fan lol

          • But every pokemon fan is a nintendo fan

  • EarthenWarrior

    MINMIN?

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    A racist noodle girl? Great!

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      How is it racist? If anything it’s a cute poke at cultures

  • EarthenWarrior

    U CAN’T KICK IN BOXING

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      THIS ISN’T BORING NORMAL BOXING

  • MINMIN IS RAD ACTUALLY

  • ShinyXatu

    That dragon arm looked pretty rad.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    HER ARM CAN TRANSFORM INTO A DRAGON!!!!

  • springman has stupid hair

    • ShinyXatu

      Reminds me a little bit of Chico (for the old folks here)

      • ehhhh kinda

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        I remember

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    THE TOOTHPASTE HAIR MAN

  • I cant stand biff right now

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Biff needs to die

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Is it me or is that boring?….

    • EarthenWarrior

      totes

    • No its really boring

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Because Bill is uncharasmatic af

  • Veiland K

    Im so sad because I can’t watch stuff live rn

  • ShinyXatu

    The music is really good.

  • EarthenWarrior

    KAY OH

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    The game looks amazing but if Bill’s the actual announcer it’s already dead

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    The both fighters are constantly trying to receive their booty?…

    • EarthenWarrior

      i should stop before i say eating noodles off a certain

  • ShinyXatu

    4 PLAYER WHOAAA

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    DOUBLE BATTLES? IT’S POKEMON

  • 4v4 actually looks fun wtf

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I opened my seasond air bag of lays

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Bill is gone thank God

  • ShinyXatu

    NEON YELLOW YES

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Neona yellow joy sin!

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      JOY SIN

  • UnburdenedLegume

    BATTERY PACK OMG YES

  • EarthenWarrior

    the overpriced DLC

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Not everyone has the original

  • ShinyXatu

    I have to be honest, this headline thing isn’t really doing it for me.

    • UnburdenedLegume

      They’re keeping the big names for E3 i reckon

  • Cant wait to see the disaster that is Sonic

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      JOIN THE REISSYANFE

  • POKEJUNGLE TOURNEY 2017 RACING RAMPAGE

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    FU– THIS CHIPS ARE REALLY SPICY

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    ‘Two new characters’

    Is this smash

  • that haydouken thing looks so silly omg

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    YoU CAN THROW KAMAHAMEHAS

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    yay.. minecraft…

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Minecraft isn’t dead yet?

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Nah they’ve just added parrots

  • yeah yeah we know what minecraft is

  • ShinyXatu

    Honestly, portable Minecraft is something I want. I’ll probably buy it.

    • I really dont like the new minecraft though. Beta 1.7 is all I ever play if i ever play Minecraft

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      What about nobile edution?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Ehhh looks somewhat interesting

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    A HAHAHA SONIC

  • UHG ITS EDGY

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    EDGONIC THE EDGEHOG

    • EarthenWarrior

      Sargnarg the hargdarg

  • Ultron

    Boo sonic

  • EarthenWarrior

    somebody analyze that silhouette

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Not worth it

      • EarthenWarrior

        Gamexplain will

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Its A fairy type Alolan raichu

  • FINALLY THE GOOD SONIC

  • ShinyXatu

    You know it’s a sketchy Direct when I’m most excited about Neon Yellow joy-cons.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      I want green and purple so I can have Mario themes tbh

    • Daedardus

      It’s perfectly fine up until now, but I’m watching the UK edition so what do I know.

  • Poor man’s Splatoon

    • Ultron

      Literally!

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Eww anime games get out I don’t like Taiwanese doodles

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    On the board withnintendo switch could be Mons

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Doubt it

    • ShinyXatu

      Uh…how?

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        I dunno lets hope

    • Nah fam its some snowboarding game probably

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    More like

    Pooyo pooyo? ;-;

  • Ultron

    Why would you ever willingly buy and play a tetris game

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Tetris!!!!

  • ShinyXatu

    More like Poo-poo Tetris

  • WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY TETRIS?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    A HAHAHA

  • EarthenWarrior

    MONOPOLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • ShinyXatu

    YES MONOPOLY OH MY GOD

  • STAND ALONE DOCK DID YOU SEE THAT?

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Monopolety? Rly

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    IT FEELS LEEK A REAL DICE

  • ShinyXatu

    Whoa, standalone dock release date!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Piss poor Direct ffs

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    “ROb banks with your friend” great for kids

    • theres the nintendo meme of the month

  • FUCK

  • ShinyXatu

    “Splat the competition on Wii U?” WTF?

    • Nintendo why do you do this to me

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Oh God XD

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Wtg is payday?

    • UnburdenedLegume

      A shooter

  • Legacy! What is a legacy It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    HEY THATS PRETTY COOL

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Switch dock is best thing

  • EarthenWarrior

    now one for my room and my basement

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Just steal one from a friend

  • ShinyXatu

    I don’t want to fire up my Wii U ever again.

  • WOW NOT EVEN SPLAT2N NEWS

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Last game of the day

  • Ultron

    Boo, this direct blew

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    OFFICIALLY NO POKEMON NEWS

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Like i said, coming next month

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Your fault for expecting it

  • DO IT FOR THE AESTHETIC

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    SO CHEESY I LOVE IT

  • ShinyXatu

    Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Okay thats cool

  • is that biff?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Playable Octolings pls

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      *Playable Octodad pls

  • ShinyXatu

    The Chum is a really good concept.

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Thought that said Shithead

  • I dont careeeeee

  • ShinyXatu

    I would have been disappointed by this Direct but then I realize that we only need to wait a short time for E3. This is the “cleaning duty” Direct.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Never played Splatoon before, but this looks like fun so might pick it up at some point

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    This direct sucked

  • THEYRE THE SAME BUT THEY LOOK SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SERIOUSLY?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    And this is why people need to keep their hopes down

  • EarthenWarrior

    DAT ARMOR

  • i expected nothing and I’m still disappointed….

    IS THAT AN INKLING NINJA?

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Is Callie ded tho

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Ninja inklings. Just what we hoped for.

  • ShinyXatu

    Eh. June 16 and July 21. Could be worse.

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    Yeah this was definitely the before E3 direct

    • EarthenWarrior

      ugh that would’ve been so satisfying

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        No I mean it’s not meant to be impressive it’s cleaning up before the feast

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Let’s watch a random YT stream together now!

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      No

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        Jk

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright i’m gonna go give my Pug a bath

  • Ithsme?

    I’m severely dissapointed. Even with the focus games this direct sucked.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      I blame Bill

      • Ithsme?

        Dammit Bill

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    Wtf was this direct?

  • ShinyXatu

    What can I say to besides NEON YELLOW HYPE?!

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Stand alone dock!!!

    • The Kuppo™

      Still waiting for Green’s…

      Still waiting

  • The Kuppo™

    Wait, this direct was bad? I thought it was average

  • Govnah

    I liked the direct. it was good to hold off till e3

    • Ithsme?

      I’m just salty about the ARMS and Splatoon 2 release date.

      Also the orb thing looks dumb. I liked the PvP modes.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Only cool things were the Dragon arm and NEON JOY SINS

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    Shit Direct
    Ramen fetishes all over rejoice

    • EarthenWarrior

      i wanna say something so lewd but i gotta go

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        :3

  • ShinyXatu

    I really wish they would have announced their E3 plans in this Direct.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Same :/

  • Ithsme?

    RIP smash port evidence

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    This direct is Overhated imo

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      It’s shit…

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        What were you expecting? E3 is in a month and the 3DS is probably on its last few years

        • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

          I was expecting to see at least one game that was decent

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            Opinions exist

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            What game was good

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            Spla2n?

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Everyone I know is complaining cause of how similar it is to the old one

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            That’s nice 👍

          • Ithsme?

            That doesn’t mean it’s bad. If it isn’t broken don’t fix it.

            That being said, the new mode looks like trash.

          • The Kuppo™

            Arms

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Yes

          • The Kuppo™

            RPG maker seemed decent

          • I would be interested if it was on Switch

      • TheNintendoChip

        Ok but what did you expect then…? It seemed just like any other Direct to me tbh; I’m normally not a fan of any of the games shown, so they’re usually pretty uninteresting.

        • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

          Something

    • The Kuppo™

      Exactly. It made more interested in ARMS

      • It made me less interested in it lol

    • Ithsme?

      I felt like it didn’t even deliver on the games it featured

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Joy Cons should be renamed to Joy Sins. It sounds better.

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    (Shows Splatoon 2)

    Okay we got one last game we know you will love

    (Shows Splatoon 2)

    • The Kuppo™

      *hopes and dreams destroyed*

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        Exactly

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      But they showed Splatoon 1 and then 2?

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        They did?

        • Govnah

          yea

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Huh

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    I actually really liked the splatoon segment, the PowerPoint was fucking adorable and I adore PvE

  • ShinyXatu

    Splatoon on July 21 further reinforces my theory that Smash Bros. comes out in August/September.

    • Ithsme?

      You lost your only leg to stand on though

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    When will they reveal pokemon

    • Govnah

      May or e3

  • The Bunny Kurusu

    Worth it for Psychic Specters!

    Now 1 game to look forward to

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    It’s your own fault if you overhyped the direct fight before but reveal season I’m sorry not sorry 🙏

    • Govnah

      I loved the direct

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      *right
      *big reveal

    • I wasnt even overhyped. I wasnt hyped at all

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        And you’re still disappointed, which is fair. I just don’t get the people who set themselves up for itb

    • The Kuppo™

      Directs don’t usually reveal big things in my experience

    • Ithsme?

      That’s unfair. I was barely hyped and I’m still dissapointed.

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Then that’s fair enough, I’m not saying ‘if it’s disappointing it’s your fault shit lord’, I’m saying that if you overhyped it’s your fault, which you said yourself you didn’t do 🙂

        • Ithsme?

          Sorry, I’m being too defensive lol

          Nah, I’m just glad E3 is coming up and I wasn’t expecting any new rebelas

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            Same! I’m so excited for E3, it’ll hopefully be good!

          • Ithsme?

            It could be an hour of Xenoblade 2 and I’d say Nintendo won E3

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            XC2 and a bit of Pokemon/Mario/Zelda/fanbait series and we’ll be good

          • Ithsme?

            Optimally, XC2, Animal Crossing Switch, and Pokemon.

  • I honestly dont remember a good direct since the Smash bros one..

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Tbf its in the name, they’re not in depth unless they center on one game, they’re very direct

  • Gamer Dragon07

    The only interest I have in the direct if they’ll do something special for Kirby’s 25th anniversary. Those two eshop games are probably only a small bit of it but they have to do something big like a new Kirby game.

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Its already over

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        But they teased a later Kirby project?

        • The Kuppo™

          But it’s coming for the 3ds and not the Switch :<

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          He’s talking in future about the direct

          • Gamer Dragon07

            I’m a she…

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            Sorry

          • Gamer Dragon07

            *patpat* That’s ok I forgive you

      • Gamer Dragon07

        Yeah yeah I already watched it. I’m just saying that was the only thing I was interested in the direct

  • TCRowlet

    Gonna have to change the site layout, Charizard took the lead lol

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Cri

  • UnburdenedLegume

    How long until we’ll see porn with the ramen girl from ARMS?

    • Ithsme?

      34 seconds

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        Too much

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      How long is a hard noodle?

    • tbf its the best thing thats coming out of this game -.-

      • Ithsme?

        This direct kinda scared me about ARMS. I was afraid the game would be short on content so I was looking forward to getting new modes or something but NOPE. 1 new character and a match.

        • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

          Tbf the arm elements and mix and match aspects are interesting, and they could just not want to spoil?

          • Ithsme?

            That’s true, but they need to show enough to sell the game to people as well as justifying the price.

  • ShinyXatu

    • what is this anime trash on the thumbnail

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Chinese cartoon garbage

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          Tim Burtons Big Eyes spinoff rubbish

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      XATU WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

      I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

    • The Kuppo™

      Dafuq is this….

  • Ithsme?

    I want a true CTF mode for Splatoon

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Virtual Console launch in May and Pokemon Switch announcement in May. I’d be totally down for that tbh, thanks Allah

  • growlithium
    • UnburdenedLegume

      What are they?

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Fake :p

    • TheMonster6893

      Honestly….We need a banana mon lol

      • Chaos

        Food Type confirmed…

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          When i was little i wanted a food type…

        • UnburdenedLegume

          A banana mon would probably be Grass type 😛

    • Ithsme?

      I believe it

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        I don’t

        • Ithsme?

          No they’re real trust me

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        I’m with you on this

        • Ithsme?

          😀

      • The Kuppo™

        Just like the PD one 😉

        • Ithsme?

          Yea

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro
        • The Kuppo™

          That looks like a ghost type and we know that rowlet in no way would evolve into a ghost. GG leakers

        • Ithsme?

          Those I don’t believe

          They look too fake

          • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

            :p

          • Ithsme?

            Also it looks ugly

    • ShinyXatu

      “Anime production art”. I need to see some other references to know for sure.

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Well there was the starters but they are fully coloured and everything…

    • This thing is so cute omg

      • Shady

        The parapet looks like urs.

    • The Kuppo™

      Very possible indeed hmm

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Omg I actually hate you the more I look at it the more I want it to be real

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      It’s an Alolan Pikachu

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Bannachu confirmed

    • Shady

      Regardless if they r fake or not they look cool…….I like them.

    • Govnah

      I want it to be real.

  • ShinyXatu
    • TheMonster6893

      Trolololololololol

    • ShinyXatu

      Also: the German translation of “stars” is “sterne”…

      • TheMonster6893

        This feels like when he was constantly posting picture of the sun rise and moon. The entire time it just seemed so normal and he was just sharing his life lol

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Loool imagine not thinking he tweeted that without ulterior motive, Man knows damn well about the Stars rumours going around and he knows they’re true. Subtlely giving us hints

    • The Kuppo™

      Well, Junichi hinted at SM via Twitter before so this may be a hint :0

    • Ithsme?

      The heck does that mean

      • TheMonster6893

        He’s saying the Pokemon stars (him and I think Ohmori being the stars) are coming to Switzerland. But like ShinyXatu said “stars” in German is actually “sterne” so it’s kind of obvious he’s teasing lol

        • Ithsme?

          Oh lol

    • TheMonster6893

      Sounds like maybe a UB cry? Sounds likea noise something Xurkitree would make

    • Ultron

      Sounds like something that melded into the UB battle theme.

  • ShinyXatu

    http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1492036539988.jpg
    http://sunyshore.com/other_art_setteigible02.jpg

    Notice the similarities: black and white with the rectangular box in the corner.

    • The Kuppo™

      Omg they are so similar :O

      • ShinyXatu

        There’s also a separation between the eyes and the rest of the image.

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      DON’T GO TOYING WITH MY HEART BOI

    • UnburdenedLegume

      You saying this is real fam?

      • ShinyXatu

        If it’s fake, it’s very very good. I’m going to take the same position I did with the final starter leaks of last year and say that it’s real.

        • TheMonster6893

          That’s a bold statement. But I suppose in the end of last year you were entirely right about the starters lol

          • ShinyXatu

            I’m MUCH more cautious about this one than those, but from what I’m seeing here it is very possible.

        • UnburdenedLegume

          OMG hype

  • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

    So for pure shits and giggles, give banana buddy a type?

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Grass/Food/Fake

    • The Kuppo™

      Grass/Normal

    • ShinyXatu

      Grass/Electric.

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Why electric? 😮

        • Ithsme?

          Potassium is conductive?

          • ShinyXatu

            Is it? Well holy moly…

        • ShinyXatu

          I’m not sure, it’s next to Pikachu and bananas are yellow…? Something like that.

          • Banana Buddy

            It does kinda look like a Pika clone… Guess even half Gens need Pika clones!

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          Duh bananas are yellow, so is electricity

    • Ithsme?

      Steel/Fairy

      • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

        Potassium is in bananas and is a metal

        Fairies and nature spirits such as Ghillie Dhu and the various types of nymphs live in plant life, bananas are plants

        I could see if actually happening XD

        • Ithsme?

          LOGIC

      • The Kuppo™

        That’s fairy possible

    • Ba’al-Busting Big Bro

      Grass/Bug or Grass/Fairy 😡

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Don’t hate, but Ground/Bug?

      • Banana Buddy

        *hate intensifies*

        Actually not a bad guess tbh, I’m really expecting Bug

        • Watch me Dednaenae

          Yeah, plus I think it might be a cocoon form for a big evo line

          • Watch me Dednaenae

            Meant to say bug :p

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            Yeah that makes sense

          • Banana Buddy

            Big bug evo line :p

    • Ultron

      Fairy/poison. Developed toxins over time so other pokemon wouldn’t eat it.

      • Banana Buddy

        BOOIII

    • Govnah

      Bug

  • Banana Buddy

    Even if it’s fake this thing is too cute not to use as a theme

    • The Kuppo™

      The Prof pic could be better though

      • Banana Buddy

        Yeah, I’m praying someone finds it cute and makes art I could use XD

        • The Kuppo™

          If I could only draw digitally

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    The Quickest person here to make fanart of the banana buddy wins satisfaction

    • Banana Buddy

      Also stealing it as an avi

    • The Kuppo™

      And honor and Glory

    • Ithsme?

      BB should replace Sewaddle

      • Banana Buddy

        Feel like they’d either be friends or predator/prey

    • *GRABS TABLET*

    • Watch me Dednaenae

      Alright, gotta go fast so I ca-

      (Realizes that tablet is at home)

      …shit

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        You know… Paper and Pencils still exist

        • Banana Buddy

          Paper and pencil, along with other traditional/physical/whatever media is limited and based off of your own resources and gathering them and making sure they’re stocked, unlike the accessibility and convenience of digital drawing

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            I know. But you can take a tissue from McDonalds and buy a pen for pennys

          • Banana Buddy

            That effects the quality of your art work tho

          • Banana Buddy

            Although drawing programs can be hella expensive and you have to pay for them even when you’re not immediately using them, unlike physical media

        • Watch me Dednaenae

          They do.. but I don’t have access to that either at the moment…

  • ShinyXatu

    About that Masuda tweet, I just noticed that the title of the article he links to says “Pokemon-Stars”. So I’d say to forget about that for now.

  • Ithsme?

    I just realized something– THIS is the new direct format we were promised a year a half ago.

    • MelloMori

      Its a fairly good format. As for the direct itself, it was pretty good having pretty much everything you would want to know pre-E3.

      • Ithsme?

        Except the actual E3 plans

        • MelloMori

          Well we shouldn’t know what their E3 plans are at this point. Generally you don’t find that stuff out until about a month before or so. As for game content we know it’ll be a focus on at least what they have planned for the rest of the switches first physical year. So Mario, splatoon story mode, what ever turns out to be the single player mode of arms, Xenoblade 2, ect.

          • Ithsme?

            ugh, it sucks that it isn’t even out until after E3

          • MelloMori

            Patience my friend. All things worth enjoying come in time. We’re getting Splatoon 2 much sooner then a lot of people guessed, we’re getting mario this year. We have a small chance of Xenoblade this year. Heck we might get a pokemon game this year, or not. Who knows.

          • Ithsme?

            1. It’s just frustrating that the first AAA title that is completely exclusive to Switch isn’t even coming for over 2 months.
            2. I know that people keep saying that XC2 will be delayed because of X, but wow people have no faith. They keep asserting how it’ll be 2017, but I seem to be the only one who thinks it will launch then. I know they have more legs to stand on but I’m just surprised how little faith people how in Monolith.

          • MelloMori

            1. It is what it is. Can’t really complain about it. This is kinda normal for consoles now. Most exclusive games come 6-12 months after its launch with anything early usually being a glorified tech demo.
            2. I have hopes that they’ll make their deadline and I do think its honestly possible. Its just that its better to expect the worst and be pleased when proven wrong, then to expect the best and be disappointed when things don’t work out.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Man cant wait until the next Pkmn game is announced and leak season is back. Even though 80% is always fake, I absolutely LOVE those periods in my life lol. The speculation fires me up so much

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      They’re great

    • Banana Buddy

      Same! Although I think I might switch it up a bit and fly off late pre-release, save myself from spoilers

      • The Bunny Kurusu

        Like a “Switch” Pokémon XD

    • Ultron

      The just gave details about the next pikmin game…don’t be greedy

      • UnburdenedLegume

        ffs

    • Ithsme?

      I love them as well, but let’s not forget how a bunch of people were complaining about them in the months leading up to SM. Especially the riddler, the actual fun one.

      • Ultron

        Pff, there was no fun riddler

  • Banana Buddy

    Are we the only place speaking about Banana Bug Bud RN? Because I made a super quick lap of other sites and didn’t see a thing 😮

    • The Kuppo™

      We only talk about the relevant stuff

      • Ultron

        -discreetly sweeps all the “what’s your favorite ___” questions under the rug-

        • Banana Buddy

          What’s your favourite what’s your favourite question?

          • Ultron

            -head implodes-

    • ShinyXatu

      Definitely seems like it. It was uploaded very recently.

      • Banana Buddy

        It also helps we speak a lot about off topic stuff and leaks, which I guess makes it more exciting? Even if it’s fake it’s fuel to get us to the next announcement 😀

    • Ithsme?

      I feel like no one else will acknowledge I lol

      • Ithsme?

        *it

    • @symmetricaljesus:disqus

      here is your new avi

      • Banana Buddy

        YOU’RE THE BEST

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      I’m jealous of your talent… Could you draw an ugly inci for my av?

      • Um sure lol.

        (also wait what was your name before?)

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          LastLittenFanStanding

          • ah ok.

          • Do you want it meme filled like this or an actual Inci

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            The dankest memes you’ve got

    • I’m so happy this will go down as the first piece of fan art of it

  • ShinyXatu

    Let’s assume that Bananini is real. What does that mean? I really can’t wrap my head around it.

    • Ultron

      It would mean that bananini is real

    • Ithsme?

      Gen 8

      Or the .5 thing everyone thought gen 6 would do

    • IT MEANS I GOT THE FIRST FAN ART OF IT BOIII

    • Ithsme?

      Wait

      It’s not a new Pokemon, it’s mega pikachu

    • UnburdenedLegume

      SuMo direct sequel like B2/W2? Laura Kate Dale did mention that the next game would be gen 7 with 20+ new mons

      • ShinyXatu

        I think it could be a new Mythical. I’m going to go out and say it.

        • Ultron

          No, because it evolves.

          • ShinyXatu

            I disagree. The little guy hops into the banana.

          • Ultron

            Impossible. Look at the first stage. It has visible antennae. When it leans out of the banana, it doesn’t have them anymore. They’ve changed and become part of the peel

          • ShinyXatu

            I changed my mind after I said that. If you look closely, the names for the banana and the little guy are different.

          • Ultron

            That too lol

      • Ithsme?

        LKD has lost all credibility though lol

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Why what did she do? Haven’t been keeping up with her for a while now tbf

          • Ithsme?

            Basically she claimed a lot of things that flat out aren’t true. Like odyssey (just called the new 3D Mario), MK8 port, Splatoon port, and BotW all at launch. On Mar 17. Along with no mention on Xenoblade 2, 1-2 switch, or ARMS. She got some things right but then started making things up

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Wow thats horrible tbh. Guess I’m sticking with Liam Robertson then, seems like he’s legit and said Pokemon news coming next month

          • Ithsme?

            Dunno who that is but I hope he’s right

          • UnburdenedLegume

            A journalist & Youtuber who broke the stories on Shadow of War & cancellation of Scalebound. Seems to have legit contacts at studios

    • Banana Buddy

      If I had to guess, it’s either an ultra beast or were getting new islands on Alola/Sinnoh that have isolated species

      Or its Gen 8 and its showing up really early in the anime like in Gens 1-3 with Gens 2-4 Pokemon

      Second is more likely imo

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Nah gen 8 is too soon, reckon that will be in late 2018 or early 2019. They’re gonna milk Z-moves until it loses its appeal, just like they’ve done with megas

        • Banana Buddy

          Idk, Ho-oh showed up in the first ep of the Gen 1anjme and Gen 2 was quite a few years after

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yeah cause they wanted to push the franchise, it was still rather new. If they’re gonna throw gen 8 in our faces this soon it will only backfire

    • The Kuppo™

      I’d be the Mew clone of the region. Calling it

      • Ultron

        Too late, and we just debunked that 😡

        • ShinyXatu

          Another theory: it’s a new Tapu from an isolated island with a pre-evolution like Cosmog. Notice the antennae.

          • Banana Buddy

            Tapu Maia? (Mai’a is Hawaiian for banana apparently)

          • ShinyXatu

            That’s what I’ll call it for now.

          • Ithsme?

            It does have the body type of a Tapu

            IT’S THE TAPU OF ISLE ABEENS

          • Banana Buddy

            POKEPELAGO TAPUS

            THEY’RE ALL FRUIT

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Mohn-Bananini confirmed

          • Ultron

            Interesting. Evolving tapu?

          • Ithsme?

            Hey if we can an evolving legendary then anything is possible

          • Banana Buddy

            An evolving legendary ultra beast nonetheless :s

          • The Kuppo™

            How is the Kahuna gonna be like

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Mina

          • Banana Buddy

            Her name is Ana the banana

          • The Kuppo™

            Perfect.

            And she wears a banana costume in honor of the Tapu

          • Ultron

            She’ll be stereotypically Jamaican and have a fruit hat

        • The Kuppo™

          *hopes and dreams destroyed*

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Its very clearly Ditto’s pre-evolution

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I’m buying a HUION GT-190 this summer. Anybody has one here?

  • Banana Buddy

    So, we need nicknames for Banana Buddy…

    So far, Bananini and Tapu Maia

  • ShinyXatu

    What if they had an isolated island chain called the “Ka Hua Isles” (Hawaiian for fruit) and there are 3-5 Tapus on these islands, all disguised as fruit?

    • UnburdenedLegume

      An island archipelago of an island region, how lovely

    • Banana Buddy

      Tapu Maia (From Mai’a, apparently means banana)

      Tapu Lani (From Alani, apparently means orange)

      Tapu Ohia (From Ohi’a ‘ai, apparently means mountain apple)

      You can tell I’m tired XD

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    What If the “pre-evolution” of Tapu Maia is him without the banana shell?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Typing for Bananini? Pure Grass or dual?

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Grass/Food

    • Ithsme?

      Steel Fairy

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Lovely typing, so many weaknesses

        • Ultron

          Literally has 2. I assume you mean resistances

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yes and i was being sarcastic

          • Ithsme?

            Oh lol

        • Ithsme?

          I can only think of Fire and Ground

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            Fighting also

          • Ithsme?

            Fairy

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            You’re right

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Fighting does neutral cos its part fairy

    • Banana Buddy

      If it’s a tapu it’ll be Something/Fairy, probably Bug imo

      If it isn’t any combo of Bug, Fairy and Grass are what I’m betting on

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Bug/Fairy decent imo

      • The Kuppo™

        Or electric/fairy cuz you know potassium and stuff

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    What if Bananini/Tapu Maia will be used for sexual innuendos? “Touch my Banana Friend… it will feel great…”

  • Banana Buddy

    Bonnena nuit, friends

    sorry for butchering another language with my puns

  • ShinyXatu

    You guys better tell me the second pre-orders start for those new joy-cons. There isn’t a chance those won’t belong to me.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    WAIT… TODAY THEY CONFIRMED NEON Y E L L O W JOY CONS. WHAT COLOUR ARE BANANAS?

    • ShinyXatu

      The prophecy is true.
      https://youtu.be/uwmeH6Rnj2E

    • Banana Buddy

      God damn it you posted that just as I was posting mine XD

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER-FASTER-FASTER!!!

    • The Kuppo™

      I T A L L C O M E S T O G E T H E R

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        And also Gnoggin is Earthen confirmed

        • The Kuppo™

          I knew it!!!

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            And star is a female Arlo

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    • Pokemon Yellow confirmed

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  • Banana Buddy

    I just realised in my tired state

    1) The new joy cons are yellow
    2) You know what’s yellow
    3) Quinces
    4) Quinces are pomes and thus related to apples
    5) Apples are a fruit, and are thus similar to grapes
    6) I eat grapes
    7) I also eat bananas
    8) Bananas are yellow
    9) New Pokemon leaked
    10) It’s a a banana
    11) 👀???

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    Wtf is the banana

    • Banana Buddy

      The best thing ever

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      I missed it, why is everyone spazzing over the best fruit

  • ShinyXatu

    So it looks like the Japanese characters for Pikachu and Popplio match up. Doesn’t really mean anything but it’s something.

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      Does it have a name? An official one

      • ME ME BIG BOY

        No

      • ShinyXatu

        It shows a name for the one next to Pikachu and the banana, but they are hard to read.

        • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

          MYEH WE NEED TO KNOW
          DAT ONE IS CUTE

        • Govnah

          Bananachu

        • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

          Graaaaaaaas Electric?

    • Banana Buddy

      It means our ‘leaker’ isn’t careless… Hoping it’s real

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    I have a new nicknane for Banana Buddy. It’s like a Real pokemon name. BUGNANANUGANUGANA (Bug+Banana+Bug+Banana+Bug+Banana)

  • Govnah

    Flapeel im gonna call it for now idk why

  • Banana Buddy

    Ooh what about Cabanana

    • Govnah

      I like that one.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Canibananal It’s a legendary cause it has eaten all others of his species

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    I want it to become a flying type and be called Banado

    • Banana Buddy

      THIS IS THE BANADO’S POWER

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        GODDAMNIT

  • ShinyXatu

    It should be possible to read those characters, there’s only four on each.

  • Bananii

    Ground/Fighting

    • Banana Buddy

      Inb4 angryearthen

      • Govnah

        WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT, UGH WHY DOES GAMEFREAK DO THIS TO ME

        • Govnah

          -Earthen

        • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

          Feh
          Feh
          FEh
          FEH
          fEH
          feH
          feh
          fEh

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      Nani?

  • Govnah
  • How is BotW’s music so pretty

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    A RnM question: Isn’t there a dimension full of the Mulan sauce?

  • ShinyXatu

    Another interesting thing: that text on the bottom-right is straight and apparently printed on, as if it’s drawn on some “officially trademarked” scratch paper.

    • Banana Buddy

      You’re getting my hope up like I can’t believe ;-;

  • Govnah
    • TheMonster6893

      Totes adorbs lol

      • Omg she’s the best

        • EarthenWarrior

          there’s only one Loli for me

          • MelloMori

            Yeah. She’s adorable, even if her real life inspiration was male. Still best Loli.

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    I really want the banana to be grass flying or grass rock tbh
    Or grass electric

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a sec…..
    What if two more islands exist in SuMo 2…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Poni should have been bigger. I think the village should become a town with more ships because I like Pokemon ship designs. More islands that were previously unexplored would be cool and could add new Pokemon.

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        Yesh…. Hawaii has six afterall

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I know some people might complain but it could also allow other regional variants, maybe some Johto ones.

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Truuu

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    A twist: Banana Buddy is a Dragon/Normal type pseudo legendary in gen 8

  • ShinyXatu

    This is the first time in history where a Direct is 0% Pokémon with follow-up comments being 100% Pokémon.

    • Ithsme?

      Usually it’s like:
      1. actual Pokemon news
      2. non-Pokemon chat

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      Yesh

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Just a random question: Who’s your “Relationship Goals” ? Mine would be MatPat and his wife. They’re so cute on the GT live streams!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      To have one.

    • Angelica Schyluer because I will never be satisfied

    • Ultron

      To die alone. Wait, that’s not a goal, that’s just my reality. Oops

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    https://goo.gl/photos/28U33XmhbDP16DrVA
    A reaction towards this new pokemon

    • ME ME BIG BOY

      Is that you?

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        Yeah
        (Wait who’s this?)

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          Me?

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Were you someone before?

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            For some time I was TheLastLittenFanStanding

          • ME ME BIG BOY

            But that probably doesn’t change anything for you

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            It does

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Ahhhhhhh

    • Ultron

      Jesus, get that phallic shit out of here

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        It’s a banana
        My voice suckss

        • Ultron

          Your voice is fine

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Nu it’z noooot
            It’s tu deep

          • Ultron

            Fuck, if your voice is too deep I must be a goddamn fairy

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            It sounds bad though

          • Ultron

            Well call me Ursula cause I’ll trade

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Why?

          • Ultron

            My voice is so annoying lol

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Mine is garbagee

          • Ultron

            Your voice sounds like you would have a funny youtube channel

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Why so? XD

          • Ultron

            I don’t know why hahah probably just cause you said someone should stab you in the eye.

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            With a Tetanus shot to be specific

          • Ultron

            Specifics are always nice.

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Yesh

  • ShinyXatu

    Now that Arms and Splatoon 2 are now locked in for June and July, as well as all of the third-party stuff out of the way, I say it’s officially time to start E3 predictions. Here’s mine.
    -Animal Crossing (Early 2018)
    -Metroid (2018)
    -Super Mario Odyssey
    -Pikmin 4/World (2018)
    -New IP like “Earthbound for a new generation”
    -Techno Dragon Boy (or some unpredictable new IP)
    -Pokémon? For 3DS/Switch?
    -Smash Bros. Switch (Sept. 2017)
    BOLD PREDICTION:
    -Kid Icarus by Retro Studios

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      POKEYMANZ

    • Ithsme?

      – Animal Crossing (Q1 2018)
      – Odyssey (November)
      – Xenoblade 2 (December)
      – Metroid (2018)
      – Kirby Switch (Q2 2018)
      – FE16 (Q1 2018)

    • Ultron

      Shit, I want all of this.

    • Daedardus

      Animal Crossing will likely come out in Spring/Summer, since that’s the best season for the game to start with :). I’m guessing May/June?

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Pokemon Banana confirmed for this holidays

    • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

      Plz

  • Dicie

    I’m not too particularly impressed with the idea of continuing support for the Nintendo 3DS, and would prefer to see more games being ported over to the Switch. Nonetheless, I’m excited for ARMS and Splatoon 2 and can’t wait to see what each brings to the table. Let’s hope for some substantial Pokemon news sometime in the near future!

    • Ithsme?

      I agree, but part of me thinks they’re going to hold onto the 3DS as long as they can.

      Or even worse. Make a successor.

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        3DSS

        • MelloMori

          More like an HDS or HDDS. But yeah, making a successor for better or worse would probably be in their best interest.

          • Ithsme?

            I can’t disagree more.

          • MelloMori

            We’ve and this debate plenty of times and you and I both know where they stand. Lets just leave it at Nintendo’s openly said that its in their best interest right now to support both for multiple reasons, and I personally don’t see that changing in the future.

          • Ithsme?

            Fair, fair. I just had to add my two cents, I guess. 😛

          • MelloMori

            No worries.

    • ShinyXatu

      Hey Dicie 🙂 I feel the same way, but I understand that there needs to be a bit of a generational overlap to fully take advantage of their pre-existing market. Considering the Switch’s success, I think we’ll have plenty of games from all franchises over time. About Pokémon, I’m almost certain we’ll get an announcement early next month, like with ORAS. The timing just checks out: no Nintendo games, no Direct, no nothin’.

    • TCRowlet

      I feel like the next main series Pokemon games will still be on the 3DS. Although I do hope I’m wrong.

    • Daedardus

      All of the games they’ve shown were already finished a long time ago, they’ve been sitting in a drawer this whole time and they want to finish everything up with bringing them to the West.

  • Best way to die in BotW:
    Dropping a giant iron door on top of yourself

    • Daedardus

      Even worse: opening one door and getting smacked in the face by the other.

      • Deerlia

        Best way to die: Lumber surfing with stasis.

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    If anybody cares I’m going to sleep

  • ShinyXatu

    There’s no way they already sold out of yellow Joy-Cons on Amazon, is there? I see a listing but it’s not available yet.

    • Govnah

      not yet available

  • ShinyXatu

    • EarthenWarrior

      That be a ancient orb platform, somewhere there’s a ancient orb you gotta find and lug back there

      • is it nearby?

        • EarthenWarrior

          you gots legs, eyes and half a brain, you figure it out

    • Ithsme?

      I think I know where you are actually, I haven’t gotten that orb yet.

    • TCRowlet

      It’s a sidequest, but I have no idea how I initiated it. It just sorta happened one day when I went back to Kakariko

  • Ithsme?

    Hey has anyone here ever played any games in the Spectrobes series? I loved those games, it sucks that the series is dead at this point.

  • EarthenWarrior

    i got a blister on my tongue
    a bruise on my leg
    and i’m totally lethargic

    might as well go to bed

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    I do think it’s interesting that they are still continuing with the 3DS. Very neutral about it, so it doesn’t bother me as much. The Switch could’ve been a successor to the 3DS too, but it’s very different to see that the 6 year old handheld system is still going.
    This does pretty much confirm the next Pokemon game is on the 3DS, which I’m somewhat happy about.

    • Ithsme?

      We’ve known that for a while though. Whether or not the Switch is a successor, they aren’t dropping the 3DS just yet. Mainly because it’d be really catastrophic if they suddenly discontinued support for both of their systems and the Switch didn’t sell well.

      • Watch me Dednaenae

        I was thinking they might drop it but additionally I believed it would continue.

        • Ithsme?

          Well if they do drop it, it won’t be this year for sure. I think they want to see how strong the sales are this year to see whether or not to drop it.

  • I bought the Sheika armor and OMG IT LOOKS SO RAD. I know it protects less but it looks so cool I don’t even care

    • EarthenWarrior

      have you been to Hateno Village yet, if you’re not satisfied with armor color you can dye it there

      • Yeah I saw that but I didnt have the materials for it

  • MelloMori


    @shinyxatu:disqus More Characters!

  • Watch me Dednaenae

    You can say this Nintendo Direct was ARMed and ready with new switch games…..
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    I’ll leave now

    • The Kuppo™

      Atleast it was well DIRECTed

  • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

    OKAY PEOPLE STARTED TO SPECULATE THE UNEXPECTED CHARACTER IN SONIC FORCES IS FUCKING BUBSY AND THE SILHOUETTE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM WTF!!

    • ShinyXatu

      I guessed that but thought for sure I was seeing things. I wasn’t.

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WTF THIS HAD POTENTIAL

        • MelloMori

          1. Its not likely him.
          2. Why would it matter if it was him. Bubsy’s a good character and in the right hands could make for some good game-play. Probably something like Knuckles back in Adventure.

          • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

            Simple it’s BUBSY
            But it’ll be beautiful

        • No it didn’t

    • The Kuppo™

      I mean, what could possibly go wrong

      • Seraph Shadow Confirmed!!

        WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?

        • The Kuppo™

          If Bubsy doesn’t appear in the game, we’ll riot

          • Govnah

            This will be the ultimate meme if its actually him

          • I will buy this game regardless of how bad it will be just for Bubsy

          • Govnah

            Sonic team has embraced memes before so whats stopping them now

          • The Kuppo™

            Just make it happen Sega, I do care if the game ends up being bad, I just want Bubsy

          • What Can Possibly Go Wrong?!

            YESH

    • Govnah

      I love this so much. I knew i wasn’t going crazy when i said it to my friend

      • What Can Possibly Go Wrong?!

        Exactly XD

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    Anybody here?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    We’re getting a Ho-Oh distribution for SuMo, revealed by CoroCoro leaks

  • ME ME BIG BOY

    me me big boy

    • me me big boy

    • The Kuppo™

      Needs more protein

      • Needs more Kidzbop and the Kidzbop Kids

        • ME ME BIG BOY

          Needs more A Lightswitch

  • EarthenWarrior

    Today’s episode was…weird
    A Sandygast lost its shovel and evolved, and it used Shore Up to grow to monolithic size and ate Ash…

    Also that ending

  • Banana Buddy

    Afternoon all, how’s everyone?

    • Bubsy

      • Banana Buddy

        Grounded

    • The Kuppo™

      Très mal ^-^

      • Banana Buddy

        :<

        • The Kuppo™

          Btw new article :p

  • Deerlia

    Good morning, deers~
    It’s that time again…

    Random Question:
    In The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, once you get going and have the game figured out, which of the following do you find yourself doing the most, and why?

    Hoarding Weapons/Shields/Bows of the best kinds.
    Collecting the most inventory.
    A quest to find all the mini games.
    A true completion route.
    DLC preperation.
    Amiibo Item hunting.
    Hunting down all the shrines.
    Exploring the little secrets and fine details.
    Finding all the Korok Seeds.
    Maxing out your Rupees.
    Getting the max of one or more items.
    Arrow hunting.
    Just goofing off.
    Adventuring with an additional custom challenge. (like carrying as rock across the map)
    Getting all the clothing types.
    Upgrading all the clothing.
    Completing all the side quests.
    Defeating all the bosses.
    Taking in the scenery with photos or screenshots.
    Finding and exploring enemy bases for all the bone chests.

    • Goofing off basically lol

      • Deerlia

        I am a hoarder, so mine are usually about getting items and seeing how many of each kind i can get.

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