There hasn’t been too much to report on in the Pokémon world, but I know that won’t stop any of you lovely commenters from being able to share your latest Poké-antics!

What have you been doing during this dry spell? Catching Pokémon in Sun & Moon? Creating a living ‘dex in Pokémon Bank? Replaying old titles or catching creatures from the first two generations in GO?

Can’t wait to hear! Hopefully we’ll have some game news SOON!

  • lucariojr

    I’m running a Pokemon Sun/Moon Midseason Showdown at the Tupelo, MS Comic Con on April 1st! Been planning it for a few months so I’m super excited to see how much turnout I’ll have for it!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    I’ve been filling my time with Breath of the Wild and the Switch in general, Yooka-Laylee starts in 3 weeks and that hopefully will keep me busy until Splat2 or Arms surfaces or some kinda Switch stuff

    Otherwise it’s just mulling over a lack of stuff to keep my pitiful existence fruitful

    I want to take a trip to NYC to load up on switch stuff and invest in a side hobby, all until E3

  • Mantyke_art

    I work hard on my fanmade pokedex… After over 80 fakemon it’s very hard to find new design possibilities. 😀

    • The PinSir

      Just a quick question, but are you new here? If you are, welcome to PokeJungle!

      • Mantyke_art

        Yeah I am 😀

      • Mantyke_art

        Yes I am new here 😀

        • The PinSir

          That’s awesome. I’ve been here ever since August, and I’ve enjoyed it. The chat does whatever, talk about the games, other games, the anime, and even Fakemon. I’m also doing some Fakemon, my legends are embodiments of the past and future 😀

          • Mantyke_art

            Nice to meet ya all!
            And your idea embodiments of the past and future sounds great.

          • Mantyke_art

            Btw I love your name

          • The PinSir

            Haha thanks

  • Daedardus

    It’s a mix of playing Zelda, studying and doing stuff with friends. Waiting for Stars before I play some more Pokémon.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Why does everyone think Stars is real, y’alls are stupid to think that fake rumor is actually true

      It has zero credibility nor facts backing it, it was a random fake rumor almost as idiotic as that Pokemon Plus and Minus and yet thousands of pea brains still think it’s gonna happen

      Same happened with Gray, Z, Delta Emerald and now Stars

      • Daedardus

        It was outed by Eurogamer, LKD and Emily Rogers before the reveal of the Switch. They did not get everything 100% right but they are a reliable source. Stuff can change or be misinterpreted during development, but I’m sure some sort of Nintendo Switch Pokémon is on the way.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Bah, I still don’t think mainseries Pokemon games are hitting the switch just yet, it’s possible but unlikely at this time, I still think they’re gonna pull a ORAS for the next game most likely Kanto

          • Ultron

            I’m not sure they’re interested in remaking Kanto again unless it’s a new story.

          • EarthenWarrior

            That be interesting
            Kanto that evolved over a span of twenty years

          • Ultron

            Hopefully completely re-invigorated with new locations and things to do.

      • Ultron

        Well the trade mark for Delta Emerald just turned out to be for TCG.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Didn’t matter, Pokemon fans are extremely gullible

  • Govnah

    Ive been shiny hunting and playing BOTW.

  • The PinSir

    Well I’ve been exploring the post-game of Black (a little bit each day), which I’m really enjoying the amount to do. Like it’s taking a good bit to get to all the towns, plus I haven’t done legendaries, Cynthia, the Seven Sages, all of Challenger’s Cave, Volcarona, and rechallenging the E4.

  • The Kuppo™

    I haven’t​ played any Pokemon lately except​ rad red, I’m also playing live a live ^-^

  • MenacingCascoon

    Ive just been replaying Battle Factory, debating if I want to reset my platinum.
    Patiently waiting for Stars announcement. Which probably wont be until next year

    • EarthenWarrior

      Or ever

      • MenacingCascoon

        Third Installment
        Gen 8
        Sinnoh Sequels
        I dont care. Whatever’s next does not matter to me 🙂

  • Ultron

    I’ve been shiny hunting, breeding some comp teams, and playing Leafgreen and Platinum.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Still trying to breed my Shiny Salandit. The game is mocking me, I caught a Shiny Mudbray yesterday, Timid with Own Tempo. I mean it’s fine as a ‘trophy’ I guess.

    Does anyone know if I can still do the Swap Method with a random foreign Male Magikarp? I feel like they’ll breed faster.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Im sure it does

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Good, I just need one in the same ball I think so it doesn’t do a roll for ball inheritance.

    • Dappou Seraph

      That’s why breeding is a thousand times better. I have a jolly shiny Gallade, Adamant Araq and Touccannon, and Bold Comfey.
      I believe you can succeed

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I know, it’s just that it’s literally the opposite Nature to what I’d want on Mudbray. And thanks, I must’ve bred enough boxes of Magikarp to feed a Snorlax for a month by now.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bored….I hope we get some more fantasy RPGs on the switch
    I’m in a very fantasy mood right now…
    Online Switch D&D Please

  • EarthenWarrior

    My last fantasy related thing, but how believable would a “Interfacet Gem” be?
    A magical sentient jewel that is basically a Fantasy Smartphone or inventory AI?

    Like it could
    -records your body vitals (Stats)
    -keep notes of your possessions (Inventory)
    -reminds you of what you’re doing (Quests/Objectives)

    And every so often you meet Sages or Wizards who develop new spells compatible with the Gem to increase its usage
    -maps
    -monster encyclopedia
    -Sensor

  • Jermaine

    I’ve just catching and training Pokemon to fill up the ‘dex.

  • Mantyke_art

    Hello everybody this is my first day in pokejungle so I wanted to post something special. Here is the regional form of Golbat which has the Ice/Poison typing and the abilities Levitate or Instinct (New ability that prevents Golbat of being speed and accuracy reduced.)
    What do you guys think:
    (just ignore the fact that the description on the picture is written in German… by the way I come from Austria)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af7479a541efc1300c527f2aacba4344ac749c699964fa596f015da194c6b432.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      Looks like the unholy mishmash of Golbat and Woobat
      You’d be better off making a original ice poison bat thing

      • Mantyke_art

        Greetings are not one of your strong points aren’t they?
        I have enough original designs and this is only a regional variant…
        Ok ok I must admit that it really looks a little bit like woobat, but they live in cold places so they need fur.

        • EarthenWarrior

          (Not one bit) but seriously you just stapled the exact mangy bluish white fur that hog nose to the thing

          I tell it like it is and do not spare the feelings of anyone when it comes to fakemon ideas and designs

          • Mantyke_art

            Yeah you are right

          • Dappou Seraph

            Basically, if it’s not perfect, makes 100% sense in every single way, or is a regional form, he despises it

          • Mantyke_art

            Haha he seems very critical but that’s why you like him aren’t you?

          • Dappou Seraph

            We love our adorable little rhyperior. Our family wouldn’t be complete without him. Remember, the constant fear that you’ll step in a puddle or or in the grass and instantly die takes a toll on someone’s psyche

          • EarthenWarrior

            You c*nt

          • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

            OH WOW YOU IMMATURE FUCKHEAD (#i’m sorry not sorry)

          • EarthenWarrior

            Tell that to Seraph

    • Dappou Seraph

      I feel like there is a better name for it than Instinct, but besides that it sound great!

    • Noice! Welcome to pokejungle!

      • Mantyke_art

        Thank you ;D

  • Dappou Seraph

    Welp my friend showed me a hentai manga based on gore fetishes. I managed to sit through the whole thing and only cringed like twice

    • Dappou Seraph

      If that’s not a sign of toughness, what is

    • Mantyke_art

      That is heavy shit…How long did it last?

      • Dappou Seraph

        11 chapters

        • Mantyke_art

          That sounds horrible XD

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yep, but I can do it :3

          • Dappou Seraph

            As in read it

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bah i made it through 2 Girls one cup and barely flinched

      • Dappou Seraph

        a tiger literally tore somebody apart from their vagina… a baby was pulled out of the mothers body through their ass with their intestines coming out as well, only to be placed in a blender

        • The Saint Kurusu

          I almost puked you just saying that I can’t handle gore or Canibalism

          • Dappou Seraph

            KURU YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE

        • OH OK

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yep, I just looked it with a blank stare and moved on… I’ve seen worse

        • The Kuppo™

          Meh, this is so over the top, it’s desperately trying to be edgy and shocking but it ends up making no sense at all

          • Dappou Seraph

            it is, I actually flat out died laughing at it because WHO THE FUCK OWNS A TIGER

            …that and tigers would not aim there … they have other places to aim

      • Dappou Seraph

        And that’s child’s play compared to the shit I’ve seen

    • Dappou Seraph

      Neither of which were from the actual gore btw

    • … was… was any of it good?

      • Dappou Seraph

        Does a sex slave who can’t die and regenerates constantly and gets fucked in increasingly violent ways per chapter sound good?

        • The Saint Kurusu

          ○.○ not really no I have to stop opening these, but I hate being disincluded

          • Dappou Seraph

            KURU NO!!! STOP HARMING YOURSELF YOU INNOCENT LITTLE …INNOCENT

          • The Happy Kurusu

            Ok Happy will go play with ball

          • Dappou Seraph

            Okay…
            Wait

        • The Kuppo™

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yep

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I finally got my PGL reward, but now that i have it i don’t know what to use my Heavy Ball on

    • Metal Fae

      I have that same problem, I have it narrowed down to dieno or Sableye, unless someone tells me a better option lol

  • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

    oh where’s kurusu?

  • Dappou Seraph

    I like my profile pic so much XD

    • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

      i like it too.

      • Dappou Seraph

        😀

        • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

          😉

    • The Kuppo™

      No wonder why

      • Dappou Seraph

        it’s gud

  • Star stop talking about your shitty rom hack you idiot

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yeah u donk

  • OH SHIT ORISA IS OUT SEE YA

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well OU sucks now

    • Are you implying it didn’t suck at some point in recent history?

      • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

        the entirety of smogon is comepletely useless

        • Chaos

          Competitive battling as a whole*

      • EarthenWarrior

        Every single team is the same
        Tapus
        Mega Scizor
        Toxapex
        Ultra Beast
        Landorus

        • UU is where it’s at boi. You can actually use unique pokemon. I do amazing with my Lusa-team

          • EarthenWarrior

            Bah I still am bombarded with Legends everywhere
            Also Gliscor is a pain to my IAN Team

        • Dappou Seraph

          Tbh, Bulu is the least cancerous because of one reason. You don’t get buttfucked for using mons that don’t normally work in OU. Tapu Bulu lets me bring variety…. unfortunately people don’t follow that example

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Tapu Lele handing L’s for fun

    • Dappou Seraph

      And people wonder why I stick to RU and UU..

    • The Kuppo™

      What do you mean by “now”

    • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

      yeah like 345678932345/10

    • The Kuppo™

      I’m afraid that your “rad” vocabulary might get out of hand

    • Virginiarhansen

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj551d:
      On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
      !mj551d:
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  • Metal Fae

    The only game I’m really playing rn is horizon, sorry not sorry XD

  • I LOVE ORISA OMG
    “Do you need a hug”
    THIS ROBO CENTAUR IS THE BEST

    • Dappou Seraph

      Eh, I’ve heard better dialogue

      • … it’s not supposed to be shapesphere

        • Dappou Seraph

          It’s supposed to be somewhat interesting

      • EarthenWarrior

        I got one “Ello there, fancy a tug?”

        • Dappou Seraph

          There we go

    • Govnah

      Shes a great Addition, i just wish it wasn’t 6v6 Orsia only because you can’t really do much.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I grow bored, let’s play D&D

    • I want to be a shitty bard in a rock band going to different towns and killing everyone who hates my bad music

      • Dappou Seraph

        KHBBJLVKILWQWLQ JLHQW ELHIQWLIH LIH LIH LIH L HLH B :H:B:GG: ::G G: L GLKJG LHKM KH: LB :H : HB H: H:IG :H :I H :O J: H :H :H :I H K KG G G O GO H KG O G KILL THE GOVERNMEEEENTTTTT!!

        That was my impersonation of metal

        • GIBJSIUVJWUWBNBDBWIMAVESSEL666IEJFUQEJGQIWJWIEGJQIGJWQIQJGQG

          Pop Music

          • Dappou Seraph

            Wrong, it’s
            GIBJSIUVJWUWBNBDBWIMAVES LOVE SEL666IEJFUQEJGQIWJW KISS KISS IEGJQIGJSFSDFSDFS SEXUAL INNEUDO SDTDSSDTSDGSDFS CATCHY CHORUS

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yes

          • The Kuppo™

            No dude, they don’t sound that good

            😛

          • Dappou Seraph

            But there’z seks

      • EarthenWarrior

        Sure why not….
        or we could use my other D&D group idea
        The Danger Rangers

        its basically a group of the worst adventurers the realm has ever seen, they cause more problems then they fix, they harass people, cause a LOT of collateral damage and somehow half the people they “help” end up buying their shit and still praise them despite being sociopathic self-absorbed lunatics who barge into villages
        Oh and they have a armored death train they ride in called the “The Badwagon”
        the group consists of

        Biff Studly: a egotistical Knight who considers himself the sexiest thing since sex and the greatest warrior ever to have lived, but he bosses his teammates around and practically brain dead

        Baron: a hulking muscle bound feral man who only communicates in grunts, barks and bodily noises, his behaviorisms reflect a dog

        Roberto: a sly kleptomanic who is constantly stealing anything not nailed down, he often abandons plans to loot people, he has a medical condition known as “Kleptothermia” where he HAS to steal something every 5 minutes or he goes into shock

        and lastly
        Trax Trevers: the wimpy nerdy Mechanic and human shield, out of all these morons he actually has a moral compass and disapproves the team’s buffoonery, he actually hates these people and wishes to be rid of them but he’s actually cursed to follow and help these lunatics after being cursed by a witch they accidentally smashed apart her house and there would be no greater punishment then being magically bound to a group of crazed weirdos

      • The Kuppo™

        I bet the songs will sound like this:

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

  • The Happy Kurusu

    Well I’m HAPPY NOW!!! What do ya think

    • MelloMori

      A happy Pineapple? Looks good to me.

      • The Happy Kurusu

        Nope the Yo-Kai Happycane

        • MelloMori

          -looks it up-
          Still looks like a pineapple to me, but yay for some happy sugarcane.

    • The Kuppo™

      I thought you were always happy

      • The Happy Kurusu

        Yep, but it made sense for my avatar is Happycane (Its sooo cute)

        • The Kuppo™

          It’s indeed cute

    • Depression cured 👍

      • The Happy Kurusu

        😀

  • Govnah

    Music to my ears

  • Now i really want a DnD campaign as a shitty popstar. I haven’t played DnD in a couple years and even then me and my friends never finished the campaign but this sounds amazing

    • EarthenWarrior

      they really need to make a online thing so people can do that, i would be so down to do a campaign

      • There has gotta be a free online dnd thing like I can’t believe there isnt

  • Govnah

    I’m Bastion Boop Bewp, Boo Bip Bip

  • http://dmy-gfx.deviantart.com/art/Lusamine-Pokemon-670308619

    omg I love Lusamine in short hair (titty warning not full titty but just a little bit titty)

  • growlithium
  • im dead omg yes

  • David Parsons

    I’m playing through Red Version. 😀

  • https://68.media.tumblr.com/5590efd7536f090691e0f15a6200b398/tumblr_oip2ji4uFT1viekaro1_r1_500.gif

    𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙎

    • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

      yeah this pairing is goos.

    • The Kuppo™

      lol for a moment I thought that a huge explosion happened in the background

    • Metal Fae

      I will ship them for all eternity! Also this is a great pixel art gif

    • Ultron

      Didn’t GF censor the dialogue between Lillie and the female character so that people wouldn’t read into it

      • Metal Fae

        Nope!

        • Ultron

          So was that a lie? I swear someone here mentioned it

          • Metal Fae

            tbh I didn’t notice any if there was, but when I was playing the game as a female I shipped them so much because it just seemed so right and there was chemistry, I didn’t notice that with the male.

            They did that in XY with Shauna though

          • Ultron

            Maybe that was it? I can’t remember clearly.

          • The Kuppo™
          • Ultron

            There it is!!!

          • Metal Fae

            ohhh they’re gunna catch these hands!

          • fucking hell

          • Ultron

            GF still afraid of gay. Shame

          • Metal Fae

            don’t worry aparently so is Youtube (which is odd considering)

          • The Kuppo™

            wait what

          • It’s just a broken system. They actually apologized today o.o

            Imagine that… youtube apologizing. The world must be ending

          • Metal Fae

            was that their pitiful excuse to explain their actions that I saw the other day? or is this a new one

          • https://youtube-creators.googleblog.com/2017/03/restricted-mode-how-it-works-and-what.html

            “Over the last several months, and most definitely over the last few days from LGBTQ and other communities, we’ve gotten lots of questions around what Restricted Mode is and how it works. We understand that this has been confusing and upsetting, and many of you have raised concerns about Restricted Mode and your content being unfairly impacted. The bottom line is that this feature isn’t working the way it should. We’re sorry and we’re going to fix it.”

          • Metal Fae

            oh good, good for them, that takes guts

          • Now if they can address things like IHE getting suspended AGAIN and how copyright takedowns are still being abused

          • Uhgggg this is so frustrating

          • The Kuppo™

            And the worst thing is that it isn’t the first time that that happens

          • .. it’s not?

          • Metal Fae

            XY did it too

          • oh but that’s okay because I want Shauna to stay the fuck away from me /s

          • Ultron

            This made me lol. Serena on the other hand..she kinda cute

          • EarthenWarrior

            mehhh very few meet my fancy

          • Metal Fae

            well according to the internet somebody did her, and where are they now that she lives on a tropical island??? sad life if you ask me, theres more deadbeat fathers in pokemon then there are in my hometown

          • The Kuppo™

            It wasn’t that, there was supposed to be a trans NPC in X and Y but the English translation made it not sound as obvious or even there at all

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9c8fab47cae8e46b6e5ffe06e447af76f524b68ffe0b5d95f31c27447fcb0f6.png

            Take in mind that she references being a karate king (something only males could be) and the usage of medicine

          • Metal Fae

            yeah they took it out but I think we all knew about it anyways

          • Really? I thought it was pretty obvious.

          • Ultron

            They still censored it quite a bit

          • Ultron

            It’s also annoying that we can’t wear both gender clothing/the girls get way better stuff/the clothing in S&M isn’t all that great. (I hate tank tops and shorts.)

          • Exactly. I’ve said it before but if Animal Crossing can do it then so can Pokemon

          • Ultron

            Exactly! 😀 Although people in AC still kinda judge you

          • Metal Fae

            I used to play AC new leaf late at night and run around in a dress on the island with random people, it has like legit the most accepting and loving online community I have ever seen

          • EarthenWarrior

            i played it because it robbed me of my free will and spare time

          • EarthenWarrior

            BLOCKED!!!!!!!

          • ??

          • EarthenWarrior

            cockblocked….or the correct equivalent

          • clam jammed, clitoference, pussy passed, cunt punt, scissor snapped etc

          • EarthenWarrior

            oooo i like the first one!

      • …what
        why when how
        what dialogue?

        • Ultron

          I recall Lillie saying something to the male character that suggested something, but it’s altered if you choose female

  • Dappou Seraph

    Rupaul’s Spaghetti
    Islam Confetti

    • The Kuppo™

      Never forgetti

      • Dappou Seraph

        My bodies a battery, everready

    • EarthenWarrior

      • Dappou Seraph

        Not dat kind

        • EarthenWarrior

          Spaghetti!!

          • Dappou Seraph

            LOTZA SPAGHETTI

          • EarthenWarrior

            Watch 5:00-5:50

      • Dappou Seraph

        But it ain’t rupauls

      • The Kuppo™

        Ey, I know this

        I saw it on the Sistine chapel ceiling

        #jokeshardtoget

    • Ithsme?

      ?

      • Dappou Seraph

        This ham is steady
        Harambe is nice and deady
        Is it limes already?
        This hill is nice and sleddy

        • The Kuppo™

          Ok seraph, you can stop now

          • Dappou Seraph

            I NEED MORE RHYMES HELP
            I THINK IM GONNA DIVE AND EAT KELP
            Y’KNOW A COOL POKEMON? SKRELP
            HE’S SWIMMIN WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

          • The Kuppo™

            You had the chance to put Shrek on that rhyme but you didn’t smh

          • Dappou Seraph

            CUT ME SOME SLACK
            You’ll give me a heart attack
            I’M GONNA GO GET A SNACK
            I’LL BE RIGHT BACK

  • Ithsme?

    No Pokemon for me, just BotW and stress.

    Pokemon related, I’m beginning to doubt that the next Pokemon game is releasing this year. Not because we haven’t had an announcement yet, but just some gut feeling is telling me it’ll be another spring release. That and, if it is indeed on Switch, a mid-generation system change might take a little longer, at least I’d think.

    • Well bye I’m dead

    • The Kuppo™

      Yay another dry year!!! 😀

      • The Happy Kurusu

        I don’t like dry they better give me something good like Conquest 2, Ranger 4, a New kirby Game, A new yo-kai watch game, or something!

      • Ithsme?

        Call it what you want but a year with a new Zelda, 3D Mario, Xenoblade, and Animal Crossing is anything but dry.

    • Ultron

      We haven’t had a spring release pokemon game since Black and White.

      • Ithsme?

        Yeah….but that doesn’t mean they won’t do it again. Idk, as much as I’d love another game this year, it strikes me as too early.

        • Ultron

          They can fill this year with DP remakes if they need to. I’d accept that

          • I would be a bit disappointed that they aren’t on the Switch but I’ll take what I can get

          • Ultron

            Same tho

          • Ithsme?

            Id rather have them later, to be on switch, but honestly I just need a quick dose of sinnoh

          • Ultron

            Let’s have it on both!

          • Ithsme?

            I want to agree, but I can’t. SM was severely limited by the hardware, so if they put it on both it would really limit the potential of the game.

          • Ultron

            Yeah, I know :/ It’s time to move to the Switch and unlock our fullest potential

          • Ithsme?

            Plus Pokemon is a huge system seller, an exclusive would be a great push.

          • The Kuppo™

            So only limit the 3ds version then, just like they did with SSB4

          • Ithsme?

            Hmm…it makes sense, but I doubt they’d do it.

          • The Happy Kurusu

            I want 3DS D/P cause if on switch i have to $300 on something i don’t need

          • Ultron

            Shhh you do need it

      • Dappou Seraph

        BLACK AND WHITE 2 PRIMAL RESHIRAMMMMMMMMMM

        • Ultron

          Don’t say things like that while Earthen is around

          • Dappou Seraph

            PRIMAL RESHIRAAAAAAA-
            Interrupted by Reshiram noises

  • Guys I don’t think I can take a year without a new Pokemon game right now.

    uhg ahhhhhggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    i want some cheese cake

    • Dappou Seraph

      ME TOO! LET’S MAKE SOME

    • Ultron

      *Another* year. Let’s hope this year isn’t like 2015

    • The Kuppo™

      That’s why I love cakes, you can make a cake made out of cheese, but you can’t make a cheese made out of cake 😉

      • You can’t make a cookie pie or a cheese pie or an ice cream pie but you can do all of that with cake

    • Ithsme?

      I think I just scared everyone.

      I formally apologize for things

    • EarthenWarrior

      INFINITE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Happy Kurusu

    Anyone else remember how GF released pictures of Firetrucks and Ambulances in the first trailer and all of it never happened!

    • Ultron

      Yepppp. Still no actual hospitals in any pokemon games. I guess the humans are shit out of fucking luck

      • Monkeyfuzz

        They are invincible. I’ve driven my Tauros at countless people and not even a scratch.

        • Ultron

          I want to live in that world

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I do too.

      • Dappou Seraph

        Chansey egg anal healing

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That’s one hell of a suppository.

          • Dappou Seraph

            I play the support attaker

        • Ultron

          O-O

          • Dappou Seraph

            Those are the eggs

        • The Kuppo™

          wat

          • Dappou Seraph

            Eggcellent

    • The Kuppo™

      I swear to God if we don’t get these in Stars..

    • Ithsme?

      We got trolled

      Unless….they were prototypes of the battle frontier! Battle racetrack!

      • Ultron

        Still mad about no rhyhorn racing

        • The Happy Kurusu

          Yet we can see a racetrack on the outskirts… BS!

          • Ultron

            LITERALLY!! HOW DOES ONE GET TO THIS TRACK

          • The Happy Kurusu

            Hacks maybe

          • Ithsme?

            They don’t confine themselves to artificial boundaries.

            Being a protagonist sucks

    • The Happy Kurusu

      Now thinking everything except pikipek from that was changed or removed entirely like how

      -Posters on Hotel changed to Bruxish and wishiwashi
      -No cars at all

      • Monkeyfuzz

        The posters was intentional so those ‘mon weren’t revealed early.

        • The Happy Kurusu

          BS they never happened though

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Wasn’t the fountain bigger too?

          • The Happy Kurusu

            Not sure… just realized you said posters and not cars above wow i messed that up

  • Ithsme?

    Article: Discuss everything Pokemon related!
    Commenters: *discussing cheesecake and rhymes

    • The Happy Kurusu

      This is how we do it

    • I’m looking for some cheese cake
      because all the leaks are fake fake

    • The Kuppo™

      Pokejungle in a nutshell

      • Ithsme?

        And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

        Unless, you know, there’s actual Pokemon news.

    • Dappou Seraph

      CAUSE I RHYME CAUSE I’M FLY
      OR MAYBE IM JUST HIGH
      I’M WAY UP IN THE SKY
      I DUNNO WHO LIKES RHUBARB PIE

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh Bitch please, can’t you see, you can’t rhyme phatter then me!

        • Dappou Seraph

          The only thing that’s fat is head
          Why don’tcha take a hike instead
          You shouldn’t even have got outta bed

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t need to slumber and that’s when i plunder! I rule the cliffs and the hills and when it comes to rhymes i always pay the bills

          • The Happy Kurusu

            My rhyme next……..ummm……………………ummmmm….. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

            how was that?

          • The Kuppo™

            Let me try:

            Roses are red
            Violets are red
            The garden is red
            Everything is covered in blood!! D:

          • Dappou Seraph

            Lemme edgify that
            Roses are red
            My parents are dead
            My eyes are smeared with mud
            Everythings covered in blood

          • The Kuppo™

            Thanks

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yw XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            Geez that was happy that was just plain sappy, you should rethink your worth when throwing down with the King of the Earth!

          • Dappou Seraph

            Get off ya damn high horse
            You’re straying from the main course
            But that’s really to good for you
            You’re nothin more than dirt under my shoe

          • The Kuppo™

            Epic rap battles of history

          • EarthenWarrior

            Epic Rap Battles of Pokejungle!

          • Govnah

            you would lose

          • Dappou Seraph

            This is actually pretty fucking good, wtf

          • EarthenWarrior

            High Horse me that’s just rude, you really gotta ditch that horrid tude!
            You think you got swagger you’re nothing but a bragger!
            i’m the epitome of power while you just sit and cower!

          • Dappou Seraph

            Don’t try to criticize where you’re that brash
            Even with that much power you’re still friggin trash
            It doesn’t matter that you’re strong
            What you say is still absolutely wrong
            So please just learn how to bite your tongue
            Till your “Rhymes” stop sounding like dung

          • EarthenWarrior

            A warrior knows never to give up the fight
            the victory at hand is worth all the blight
            you try to combat with me but what do you got to show
            You’re a whelp compared to me so you should go
            I rule the with an iron will and i’m diligent worker
            fear my fury for I am a BERSERKER!!!!

          • Yo, I’m joining in a bit late
            but maybe it’s simply fate
            This stuff seems like it’s fun
            but honestly, you could do better, hun

          • Dappou Seraph

            OOOH GET EM STAR

          • The Kuppo™

            You’re late
            But don’t worry m8
            This happens
            Because we’re Homo sapiens

          • EarthenWarrior

            Three’s a crowd and that’s the truth
            piss off before I say something uncouth

          • Not trying to alienate, mate
            but I know you could be great
            Resting on a pile of lost potential
            I’m hoping to assist with a little bit of parental guidance going mental so simple and you’re leaving me crippled

          • Dappou Seraph

            You sure came back quick
            Done scatchin ya dick?
            Seriously though, your verses, they’re lame
            Just look at them and cower your head in shame!
            I’m curious, are you always this obtuse
            If I’m bad cause I’m weak, than what’s your excuse?

          • EarthenWarrior

            You try to sound tough but you just a bluff and you know it
            Earthen has the skills and he knows how to show it
            With my literacy and wit you’re just a twit
            Trying to say anything just to get your way
            when you know deep down i’m bae
            so run off you pathetic little turd
            i’m done with your absurd words

          • Dappou Seraph

            I’m not tough, I won’t hide it
            But at least my word means shit
            You? Bae? Not a fucking chance
            You must be in a friggin trance
            If you’re done with my words, than I guess your gonna resign
            For someone with a large ego, you don’t have much of a spine

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh please you can’t resist me, without me you’d cease to be
            you think i’d easily bend but you know i fight without end
            Until the battle is rightfully won

          • Dappou Seraph

            If you wanna win so much, than stop being so bad
            These attempts to sound good are so pathetic its sad
            Just stop trying, it all falls flat
            Your “fighting” is as elegant as a sewer rat

          • Govnah

            I GOT THE BEAT

          • Dappou Seraph

            Is ya head I mean

    • Dappou Seraph

      You’re going to tell me the rap battle isn’t great?

  • brb goona go gif hunting

    • Dappou Seraph

      WHAT IS THIS MOTION

    • The Kuppo™

      Oh God, it’s little dance reminds me of Gnannan Style…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Those aren’t its shiny colours.

      • oh… tumblr why u lie to me

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yeah, I know because I have one. I actually prefer this one tbh.

    • you wanna lick? (tongaward)

      that isn’t a shiny buizel but looks cool anyway.

    • Dappou Seraph

      WTF XD

  • MenacingCascoon

    Seeing yous try to ‘rhyme’ is very gross. I think I’ll go back to doing something Pokemon related, unlike you irrelevant people!
    @spectralseraph:disqus battle!!!

    • The PinSir

      Wait I just got a really great idea:
      After the Pokejungle Tourney for SM, you should host a Pokejungle Rap Battle Tourney

    • Dappou Seraph

      I’m just trying to rhymeeee ;~;
      I won’t be on for a little, I PROMISE I’ll hit you up tho

      • Dappou Seraph

        Grabbing moi DS from downstairs

        • MenacingCascoon

          Also you never did post your battle with PinSir

          • Dappou Seraph

            FRICK
            I’ll do that

    • Ithsme?

      I don’t think Green is ever gonna show up. :/

      Also, guys, I have a sad confession to make. For some reason, I got burnt out on SM already. I’ve barely gotten into breeding and stuff, but it’s just lost its fun to me. The lack of a good postgame is really starting to show. Ugh. Don’t get the wrong idea, I still love the games, but I’ve done everything there is to do already.

  • EarthenWarrior

    My allergies are killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ultron

      I can put you out of your misery.

      • EarthenWarrior

        You know the bullets will just bounce off

        • Ultron

          Not my bullets

    • s̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶w̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶m̶o̶n̶

      • EarthenWarrior

        You mean my all out bruisers

        • If you want to call them that

          • EarthenWarrior

            Please my Pokemon are all out sweepers
            Emboar’s Reckless can really do damage
            Heracross can easily put dents in things
            Pangoro also can dish out pain
            Rhyperior can retaliate hard
            and pretty much the rest

          • MenacingCascoon

            Are you runnig scarfed emboar? Ive always wanted to try it, or is pangoro scarfed I wnt to try that too

          • EarthenWarrior

            Scarfed Emboar is basically a lesser Darmanitan but it really helps in its tier
            I just hate its Fighting type options Hammer Arm or Superpower cripple it and that’s it

          • Ultron

            Good choices except Emboring

          • EarthenWarrior

            Scarfed Reckless Flare Blitz, Head Smash and Wild Charge

          • Ultron

            Inferior to infernape and megaken

          • EarthenWarrior

            No shit, but its still got some gruff charm that i wouldn’t trade for anything

          • Ultron

            Well, I appreciate that. Gotta win with your favs

          • EarthenWarrior

            Seriously do you know how frustrating to see my favorites constantly overshadowed…it sucks it really really sucks

            and the meta really doesn’t help

          • MenacingCascoon

            Duely noted. I may use this set later. Even though I despise emboar, I can tolerate its shiny colors enough to use it

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh quit the crap, Emboar is a the big guy of the Fire type starters
            it has the most attack and even has its own signature attack

          • MenacingCascoon

            I dont quite know what “crap” youre talking about, but thanks for telling me it has the highest stat. Further I will insuring I will use it later

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean all the unnecessary Emboar hate that everyone dumps on it

          • Ultron

            Combination of being the third fire/fighting starter in a row and no being quite as good as the last two. Design is…okay.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Lol, if you think having the highest stat of something, will make someone like something your wrong.
            Florges has the highest SpD of all fairy types
            Blissey has the highest HP of all Pokemon
            Mega Venusaur has the highest Defense of all starters
            Now do you like any of these?

          • Ultron

            Florges is awesome

          • MenacingCascoon

            I dont think I was talking to you

          • Ultron

            I know :/

          • MenacingCascoon

            That came off very mean. Im so sorry!!
            I love florges. I MM’d one in XY and I love it

          • Ultron

            You hurt my feelings

          • MenacingCascoon

          • EarthenWarrior

            I never said having the best stat meant anything, i was just stating it
            I hate them all and you know it…….granted Blissey is much more dealable then THAT FAT PINK BLOB

          • Ultron

            Too bad it’s a shit attack. I mean it only weights 330 lbs

          • Yeah but Primarina can spirit bomb

          • EarthenWarrior

            Sash into Metal Burst

        • Dappou Seraph

          I think you mean “HOLY SHIT I’M DROWNING IN A PUDDLE”
          Golisopod is a good choice though

          • EarthenWarrior

            that may be so but half of them don’t fear water more of they handle it better
            I E Seismitoad Garchomp and Hippowdon

            and you cannot deny that they can sweep if not prepared

          • Dappou Seraph

            OH NO THE TREES ARE SHEDDING LEAVES! RUN SEISMITOAD!!

            A SNOWFLAKE!! HOLY SHIT! GARCHOMP GET THE FUCK AWAY

          • EarthenWarrior

            Please my Seismitoad is Sassy (+spDef -Speed) with a Assault Vest he can tank a grass move,
            and Garchomp’s Speed and Iron Head can fracture most ice threats that aren’t boosted otherwise Excadrill has fun obliterating them in a Sand Storm

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttssssssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr teeeeeeeeeeeeammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ttttttttttttttooooooooooooooo a weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddd Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat doeeeeeeeeeeeeeesnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

          • EarthenWarrior

            what?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah but what’s your team to a well trained team that doesn’t suck?

          • EarthenWarrior

            It’s to make a stand and try to be unique and not just be a unoriginal meta follower who just carbon copies their teams without any emotion or thought, just what wins

            you must agree that its boring to fight the same shit over and over

          • Dappou Seraph

            It is, that’s honestly why bulu is my favorite tapu. Know those few mons who are bulky but have zero recovery? Bulu helps make them be usable

          • EarthenWarrior

            THEY DON’T NEED RECOVERY THEY NEED TO BE TOSSED INTO THE FREAKING SUN

          • Dappou Seraph

            Well it lets certain trash mons be OU viable

          • EarthenWarrior

            Toxapex
            Fini
            Chansey
            Porygon2
            Florges
            Sableye
            Wash Rotom
            and…….Gliscor

            need to freaking die

          • Dappou Seraph

            I mean like Araquanid… It lets me use him in trick room

  • Dappou Seraph

    @MenacingCascoon:disqus
    PREPARE YOURSELF, CAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET DAPPOU ROCKED! I AM READY!

    • MenacingCascoon

      Oh is that so? Lets get this started then. FC: 4098-2443-5786

      • Dappou Seraph

        I already friended you a while ago

        • MenacingCascoon

          Different DS. My old one is broke

          • Dappou Seraph

            Hold on
            0877-5141-3499

          • MenacingCascoon

            My IGN is Zuri
            What’s yours?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Ryan

          • MenacingCascoon

            Are you online?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yep

  • Anyone have breedjects of
    Stuffle
    Clefa (or Clefairy)
    Feebas
    Lilligant
    Mismagious

    • Dappou Seraph

      I have five competitively bred ones, one of which can be yours

    • EarthenWarrior

      Not a one, maybe i should breed my IAN Team
      but finding a Thick Fat Tepig is gonna be a BIIIIITCH to find…….

    • Ultron

      I still can’t decide if Milotic or Wishiwashi is my favorite water type :/ I like running milotic w/ competitive though so I don’t really have anything to offer you D:

      • Dappou Seraph

        I think the proper answer is Araquanid

        • Ultron

          No, cause on my champ team I can’t repeat types and I have Volcarona

          • Dappou Seraph

            Oooooh

          • Ultron

            Yeahhh it’s the curse of my type OCD

          • Dappou Seraph

            Spoooooookyyyy

  • Free BP is the best part of bank

    • Ultron

      Right??? Totally worth the $5

    • EarthenWarrior

      i wish they can set it to auto renewal

      • Ultron

        It’s probably too long of a period to do so.

    • also when is the bank professor lady going to be in a main series game complete with a small redesign?

  • EarthenWarrior

    So i’ve decided to binge watch one of the most demonic, horrifying and gut wrenching show to ever grace Nickelodeon
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRUHMwpj1ZI

  • Dappou Seraph

    @MenacingCascoon:disqus Welp the first one didn’t tag
    Gg, I played absolutely horrid

  • MenacingCascoon

    GG That was actually very close, if anything lived in those last three turns, I would have lost!!
    @spectralseraph:disqus

    • Dappou Seraph

      It honestly wasn’t that close, you had that win the second comfey died. Nothing would have lived because Drampa hits like a truck, and losing Comfey that early basically cost me the game.
      I played pretty bad tbh

      Though this is double elimination, so I’ll keep this loss in mind

      • MenacingCascoon

        Though it is true it does hit like a truck, If I didnt get that last trick room, My pokemon get One shot by Zard or Hawlucha!
        Anyway it was GG! Maybe we’ll fight again in the finals 😉

        • Dappou Seraph

          I’m sure we will, I’ll try not to suck so bad next time

  • EarthenWarrior
  • I really love Lusamine’s team :3
    I’m going to train up a Nihiligo too but Froslass will be my 6th mon for non-legendary battles

    • MenacingCascoon

      Who are you gonna have non-legendary battles with?

  • What would your trainer class be? Besides something like champion

  • EarthenWarrior

    going to bed, if my allergies don’t cause me to suffocate during the night i’ll see you buttholes in the morning

  • Dappou Seraph

    “I promise to remember Foxy, when I’m misjudged.
    I promise to remember Bonnie, when someone mistakes my gender.
    I promise to remember Chica, when I am eating pizza.
    I promise to remember Freddy, when I want to scare the crap out of someone.
    I promise to remember Mangle, when I fall apart.
    I promise to remember Toy Freddy, when someone ignores me.
    I promise to remember Toy Bonnie, when I’m in a small space.
    I promise to remember Toy Chica, when I’m eating a cupcake.
    I promise to remember Balloon Boy, when I’m offered a balloon.
    I promise to remember Marionette , when I’m winding up a music box.
    I promise to remember Golden Freddy​, when I get shut out.
    I promise to remember SpringTrap, when I’m all alone.
    I promise to remember the Phantoms when I’m forgotten”

    Wtf is this cringe

    • I promise to remember when Five Nights at Freddies was just a neat indie game and not this… thing.

      • Dappou Seraph

        Bonnies makes me want to commit suicide

  • Pharap

    (Still not back, just dropped by to say I’ve just done the mystery gift for the Mewtwonite and realised I haven’t actually touched Pokemon since the 12th of January (39 days). In over a a decade of games, that’s a genuine first.)

    • Ultron

      Well, Sun and Moon isn’t exactly getting any awards for a post game.

      • Pharap

        Normally I at least try to IV breed or do the battle facilities, but nope.

        Also I cba to do the national dex stuff because I don’t like that you have to pay to transfer Pokemon.

        *grows beard* Back in my day you didn’t have to pay to migrate your Pokemon.

  • Tardigrade

    Hello everyone 🙂
    I’ve been a lurker for a very long time but just decided to make an account to share something. I don’t know what everyone likes to do outside of gaming, but if anyone cares to pick up a good book in the interlude between Pokemon news, Brandon Sanderson is an amazing author to start with. On March 23-24 his publishing company Tor is releasing Way of Kings (one of, I think, the greatest epic fantasies of our time) as free ebook here: http://www.tor.com/2017/03/20/march-2017-free-download-way-of-kings/
    I think that if anyone is looking for something to do, and is a fan of Lord-of-the-Rings-esque epic fantasy, they should give this book a try. It’s part of a whole “universe” Sanderson calls “The cosmere” which is full of really cool stuff and all his books take place there. If anyone is more interested I would love to talk more about it, I am a huge fan 🙂

    I’m glad this finally gave me an excuse to make an account! I hope to be more involved in the future, you may not know it but you all have given me many a laugh over the past year and a half or so XD

    • MelloMori
    • Metal Fae

      I love TOR I’m hoping to have them publish my nobel when its finished (fingers crossed) I have seen Brandon Sandersons books in the bookstore and online many times but I never knew what it was about.

      Welcome to the jungle!

  • Ultron

    Woahhhh new Team Skull 3DS theme!! Still waiting on Team Plasma…and Aqua/Magma for that matter.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa891ed5c189f5650e733e7e3dbdf6ba1544b49044a9e0e60ed09bfd923278fa.png

    • Dappou Seraph

      (Screaming)

      • Dappou Seraph

        ITS SO GOOD

    • Just waiting for AF

  • Virginiarhansen

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    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  • Awesome Waffles

    Will Pokémon Stars ever be a thing?

  • Just finished my dex, currently shiny hunting!