As per usual, images from this month’s CoroCoro have leaked!

The Ash Hat Pikachu that was first revealed to the public via the Pokémon Sun & Moon datamine, has officially been announced for distribution! As many have theorized, Ash Hat Pikachu will be the bonus when you pre-book a ticket in Japan for Pokémon the Movie 20: I Choose You!

  • Original Cap Pikachu can be obtained from April 15th-May 1st and July 19th-July 31st
  • Hoenn Cap Pikachu from May 3rd-May 15th and August 2nd-August 14th
  • Sinnoh Cap Pikachu from May 17th-May 29th and August 16th-August 28th
  • Unova Cap Pikachu from May 31st-June 12th and August 30th-September 11th
  • Kalos Cap Pikachu from June 14th-June 26th and September 13th-25th
  • Alola Cap Pikachu from September 27th-October 9th and September 13th-September 25th

Along with the Ash Hat Pikachu, there will be a serial code given out that will unlock the Pikashunium Z Crystal. Giving you access to the exclusive Pikachu Z-Move: 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt!

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  • PJ

    Imma let you finish but Kanto Ash had the best hat of all time!

    • Ultron

      Yep. Alola hat is the worst.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Kanto hat is the only one I really really want.

  • Ultron

    So you have to buy six tickets to get them all…? That’s horrible

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think it’s one per Save, so you’d need to restart 6 times or have 6 games too.

      • Ultron

        Idk, Serebii says “you can only redeem a pre-booking ticket serial code once” and since the different hats are being distributed during different days, I imagine you have to choose the time period to redeem your code

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who read the title wrong initially…

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I don’t know what you could possibly mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    And obligatory “japan gets everything” post.

    Japan gets everything.

  • Ultron

    ALSO, where are the Pokebank renewal gifts? Are we not getting anything this year? Celebi, HA Regis, HA Johto starters…unless Mewinium Z was supposed to be it? But I mean…come on..

    ***This should also serve as a reminder for everyone to renew their pokebank passes so you don’t lose everything. ****

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      I still haven’t. I miss my shiny turtwig but I can’t be bothered to buy a ten dollar eshop card lol

      • Ultron

        I wouldn’t mind helping you out sometime

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Should probably be the Alola Starters HA’s.

      • Ultron

        I hope so. I want Long Shot Decidueye

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Same. The others are probably fine too (but I only really care for completion).

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    Remember when we were all speculating on why these were in the game after the demo datamine? There were theories about Ash coming into the canon, and theories about a logical explanation as to why, but NOPE. They’re just being plopped into the game with no explanation whatsoever it seems.

    I really miss the days of the events of Gen 4.

    • Ultron

      Same…like with Flower paradise :/

    • ShinyXatu

      The Shaymin and Darkrai events were truly exciting to me as a kid. Arceus as well I guess, but you had to cheat for that. They actually felt mythical. I’m sure the Diamond and Pearl remakes will take that element away, just like ORAS did.

    • Patriciaesimmons

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj263d:
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  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    Off topic, do you think the DLC storyline for BotW will be a large sidequest type thing or a Majora’s Mask situation, but smaller? To put it this way, do you think it’ll be a new story reusing BotW’s assets and such or will it just be a sidequest done from your file itself?

    • Ultron

      Wish I could answer, but haven’t played yet. :/

    • ShinyXatu

      I really can’t think of any aspect of the story that can be built upon. It does a good job rounding itself out, at least to the point I’ve played to. Maybe they’ll add a new mission at each of the four main locations and prevent Vaati from resurrecting or something.

      • Daedardus

        Maybe the story takes place after the main story, where you play as Princess Zelda or a co-op adventure with her. One of their goals in the beginning was challenging the convention of playing alone and the demand to play with a female character is quite high.

  • Ultron

    So Lapis got some attention in last nights episode…but I feel like they totally did not give her resolution that felt needed to happen. And then they just undid everything she was upset about when ruby actually turned out to be evil. Ugh…so she went no where again

    • Leo

      😉

      • Ultron

        Whatchu smilin at?

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Wait… WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!! (Your spoiler caps I mean)

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Nvm I saw the episode

    • Awesome Waffles

      I think this episode was supposed to address the problems found in Barn Mates.

      • Ultron

        Yeah, but I already kinda figured them as resolved since Peridot and Lapis have been pretty close friends for over a season since that episode now

  • The singular Kuppo™

    Still waiting for Marshadow’s

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    still waiting…

  • belmad

    Yes, finally. Pikachu is my favourite Pokeman. I love it so much and now it has Ash’s hat. Soo cute. Ash is so strong and determined. He is an idol for many kids. They are combining two best things Pokeman series ever created: Ash and Pikachu. I need to collect every one of them.

    • Daedardus

      Hi belmad. How’s it going?

      • belmad

        Good. Trying to stay alive. You?

        • Daedardus

          I’m fine. Bit stressed out with school and life stuff but it’s all getting better now. And I’m currently enjoying Zelda :).

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Well I’ve finally gotten my ideas together

    Astral & Stellar will be based on a few states in America (So far apart of this group Pennsylvania, Florida, Texas, Minnesota and Nevada more may appear)

    And I have more new Pokémon too for it
    An Axolotl, an Ice/Water Otter, a new Bat Pokémon based on a Bumblebee bat and a Rock/Electric fossil based on Brontotherium

    • Dappou Seraph

      A BUMBLEBAT

    • The PinSir

      Awesome

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      hello again kurusu

  • The Red Lycanroc

    Where is everyone? *Howls*

  • Pewnah

    I really need the Sinnoh Hat one

  • MenacingCascoon

    Im thoroughly shocked they have changed to international releases, yet they still cant do international events. I honestly think it’s because they dont feel like it, or they think Japan deserves more stuff. Granted these will come to West because they would never do form events only for Japan in this day in age, but why cant they just make them worldwide releases. Gamefreak loves making us play the guessing game.

  • Daedardus

    Regarding the 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt: The highest commercially used voltage in power transmission is 1,000 kV. If you come near that in a range of tens of meters, you’re zapped to death. This if Pikachu would use the move with 10,000 kV everyone within a radius of 50 meters is just plain dead. Use at your own risk. Source: I’m an engineer.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Still won’t hurt Ground Types at all, I’ll just surround myself with them when it uses it.

      • Daedardus

        Tell that to Brock’s Pokémon.

        • Luna Cheval

          tell that to swellow’s electric armor BS. huehuehuehue

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Only an issue if there are sprinklers.

          • Daedardus

            Geodude got fried big time though without sprinklers.

    • Ultron

      I feel like it’d light shit on fire too..

  • Daedardus

    Switch users, I’m still looking for friends! Add me please SW-4969-5603-5293 :).

    • MenacingCascoon

      We cant be friends

      • Daedardus

        We can’t? Why not? 🙁

    • Pewnah

      I’ve been asking you for so long now! MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE

      • Daedardus

        Well, yeah, I did give my FC already and I asked you for your FC but you didn’t answer 😛

        • Pewnah

          Im sorry I dont notice things Pew~

  • EarthenWarrior

    so i truly hate to admit it but after playing Breath of the Wild for 9 days the magic is wearing off
    Breath of the wild truly has fulfilled a gap in my life but now that i basically trekked most of the best locations
    so all i can truly do is hunt down the last of the shrines and upgrade gear, i just wish they rolled out with the virtual consoles

    • Dappou Seraph

      Wow….. it took 9 whole days huh.. that’s pretty fuckin impressive

      • EarthenWarrior

        oh that’s just how long i was playing, i beat the main game like 4 days ago

        • Dappou Seraph

          No I mean for how long it took the “magic” to die off
          Plus, the game looks fun as hell

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      This is exactly why I want to take my time with the game. I don’t have anything I’m looking forward to for a while so I want to make it last.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well if you can fight your urge to not explore every inch and crevice be my guess

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Oh I will but I want to space it out a bit.

    • Daedardus

      I still enjoy playing the game, but I agree, playing the game for 10 hours a day won’t happen again. And I didn’t even beat all of the dungeons or the main story. There’s still a lot that I have to see, but I’ll do it at my own pace.

      A new game would be nice, yes. Luckily I have my PS4 for Persona 5 and Horizon, but it’s still a long ride before Mario Kart 8D drops.

      • MelloMori

        Can’t wait to see Persona 5 and see how it improves upon 4 and hopefully re-balances a lot of the issues with Golden. But yeah, hopefully we’ll see Some Indie’s and the VC show up before too long.

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    also is it me but EVERYBODY LOVES PIKACHU but EEVEE is just as marketable.

    • Eevee is a way better mascot than pikachu. Fight me

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        you’re right eevee is better BUT PIKACHU IS BEST HAHAHAHAHA…….no eevee is 100000000000000000 times better it can actually evolve into different pokemon but PIKACHU is (i guess) 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 time better for some reason.

  • The PinSir

    Comment Question: What’s your favorite Hat Pikachu?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Sinnoh’s​

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      unova,sinnoh,alola

    • Sinnoh because I’m a Sinnoh baby

    • EarthenWarrior

      I hate them all

      • Daedardus

        Earthen did you add me on Switch already? 🙂

        • EarthenWarrior

          no i did not

    • Ultron

      Kanto

  • Alright, thats it! I’m getting this shiny Salandit TO-DAY!!! I have 5 comp pokemon to breed and I need to get to it!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Good luck tho

  • EarthenWarrior

    UU isn’t fun anymore
    i keep seeing the same stuff over and over

    • Welcome to competitive battling

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’ve been battling for nearly 6-7 years

  • The PinSir

    I’ve just realized that I’ve never been to this one single location ever in Pokemon: Challenger’s Cave. The reason why is because I looked over it in Black 2, and in my first Black, I wasn’t able to get in because I was stuck at the E4. So this is very weird, considering I have 0 knowledge of the cave.

    • Jess_Witt

      The cave isn’t in B2 anymore, fyi.

      I vaguely remember overlooking an area or two in a past game too, but I can’t recall it at the moment.

      • The PinSir

        Wait Challenger’s cave isn’t there in BW2? Could’ve sworn it was

        • Jess_Witt

          Nope, not there anymore. That got closed off in the 3-year jump between BW and B2W2, just like route 10.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Also i harbor another Switch related dilemma
    i really want to buy games for the Switch and stuff for the switch, but there’s honestly nothing out right now, i just feel that i want more just to fill a gaping hole in my spectrum
    nothing good isn’t coming out for a while and things just are moving slow, at least waiting for the switch fueled a drive to look forward to it

    • Daedardus

      Your wallet says thank you :).

      • EarthenWarrior

        oh please my wallet has been fat for months
        i never spend more than 50 bucks a month and i’ve been saving cash for the next big ticket console since 2011 and never once used that cash

        I just want a nice collection of games for the switch, also they better freaking patch the Save mechanics on these games because without card based saves states if your Switch dies or gets stolen Zrrt that’s it it’s gone forever

        Also Virtual console games including N64, Gamecube and Wii titles if i could name a few…

        Mario Sunshine
        Paper Mario 64/TTYD
        Mario Kart 64/DD/Wii
        Earthbound i still need to finish it
        any of the Mario party games 1-8 (granted IVE BEEN HAVING SUCH PAINFULLY BAD LUCK)
        Maybe even Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
        Super Monkey Ball
        Metroid Prime i’m not a fan but they owe it to the fans after the rapeing that was Federation Force and its on my bucket list
        …….and maybe Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom…….mine doesn’t work anymore……. -__-

        Anything else?

        • Daedardus

          Yeah my interest in VC is a fairly low point. There’s not much I’d really want to see on Switch that I couldn’t get on other platforms or haven’t played yet. I’m more interested in seeing Stardew Valley, Terraria and possibly Minecraft on the Switch.

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Wes

    Anyone know how to get the Mawile and Beedrill Mega Stones? I participated in the competition and qualified for the reward, but I’m not seeing it anywhere.

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      I wanna say I saw Joe Merrick (Serebii) say that the Japanese code technically works for everyone. Maybe find that and give it a shot?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Log in to Global Link and then go here on a new tab https://3ds.pokemon-gl.com/present/5263f699-dfcc-4ba9-a0a9-a0a4da05869b#btn

      • Wes

        Thanks so much! I’m excited to finally use my Beedrill!

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Sure, they mad it hard to find for some reason. I got the link from someone on reddit myself.

  • blewhghgdgdgdgdgdggggg omg why
    whyyyy
    I have the shiny charm and I’m doing the Masuda method and still nothing.

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      *eyelids twitching*

      Try. . . eight. . . months. . .

    • TheNintendoChip

      How many eggs have you hatched?

  • The singular Kuppo™
    • MelloMori

      Stay Determined. Or don’t and take an easier path.

    • AuroraLights493

      YOU GOT DIS!!!!

      *woot woot! 😀

      • Annjswanson

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj188d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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    • This looks familiar.Is it from anywhere?

      • Larrytsmith

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj271d:
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  • Jess_Witt

    So am I the only one who reads them as “asshat Pikachu”?

    Now that’s out of the way, I dig the Unova cap one.

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      yeah i dig the unova one too but i think sinnoh and alola look great aswell (but i think pikachu is overrated at this point)

      • Jess_Witt

        It is. Surfin’ Raichu all the way!

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          yeah surfing raichu is so totally more rad than the loser known as pikachu like raichu is very good for marketing like i would like a build-a-bear raichu.

          • Veiland K

            Yeah, I evolved my Pikachu as soon as I got a thunder stone, because it is so overrated like Charizard.

    • EarthenWarrior
      • *i’m so-sorree*

        WHOOT I LOVE THE ASSHAT TOO

        • EarthenWarrior

          and every so often, you hear a faint poot sound

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh and if you smell it enough it has a stench of shit

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    i’m sorry but i need to put this here.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is there a wiki or forum you can try?

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        i don’t think so

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Have you used a search engine?

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            i don’t think i ever did…..ohh

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Wait… Are you a girl?

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeh i am why do you ask?

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Cause you sound like a girl in the video

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    I’ve been thinking alot about what the BotW DLC storyline coming in the holiday season could be, and I just had a thought. Could it have you playing through the events of 100 years ago? Granted they pretty much tell you everything from the memories (or not, I haven’t found them all), but maybe they could have you actually play throught it and expand upon it a bit.

    • EarthenWarrior

      i just wish we could see more of the Champions

      • TheNintendoChip

        More Urbosa pls

        • EarthenWarrior

          or just the Gerudo, they’re thicker than ever

          • EarthenWarrior
          • MelloMori

            That first episode was so good. Crazy Jack is amazing.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i hope Ashi is voiced by Tara Strong

          • MelloMori

            Grey DeLisle apparently. She was Princess Mira back in that episode where all the assassins teamed up to try to take jack down at the end of the episode and argued how their skills would be able to take him down.

          • EarthenWarrior

            don’t patronize me, and its Grey Griffin now

          • MelloMori

            I didn’t think I was patronizing you, sorry if I came across as that. And I pulled her name off of a Wiki, didn’t realize that she was married.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not to sound elitist but I have a encyclopedic knowledge of famous voice actors and actresses and so much as a mere word I can pick up on them

          • MelloMori

            Fair enough man.

  • EarthenWarrior

    alrigtht i’m done with UU i am losing WAY TOO MUCH

  • Me after 350 eggs

    • Pewnah

      my honedge was 700+

      • After I get it I still have to reset to change the Magikarp into Salandit…

        ALSO IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 7 HOURS OMG ITS 8:25 WHAT

        • Pewnah

          wait u haven’t been doing 30 eggs then resetting if u didn’t get a shiny?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’ve gone well over 1000 before.

      • well like, this was supposed to be quick but now it’s in the way of me making my Lusamine team in time for the Kanto X Alola Tourney

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You do still have a while. I am breeding Salandit still too.

  • EarthenWarrior

    ughhhh it’s far too quiet….

    • there are whispers in the winds
      whispers that speak of an assassination
      wisps that whisper the wiping of Earthen from the world

      • EarthenWarrior

        Fuck that!
        *Pulls out two machine guns and opens fire*

        • You killed everyone… Now you will always be alone. This is the truth

          • the truth that you will die of loneliness

          • EarthenWarrior

            Damn girl…..that legitimately made me somber

          • this shiny hunt is a never-ending nightmare

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            no it’s like my luck in beating dame deadtime to half health (it’ll never happen unless i grind super hard)

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            I grinded for soooo long for that (only reason I think I won was Victory Soultimate on Jibanyan, and Predictabull and Dracunyan were pretty useful)

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay but does that mean i’m underleveled for the fight? (if you looked at my team on the video you can see the levels)

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Probably of what I see raise those around the 20’s to high 30’s at least then the rest are good… it may get bit tricky but with my strategy you should have a fairly medium win

  • I could’ve finished Zelda, I could’ve made that little switch video thing I’ve been wanting to do, I could’ve practiced drawing, I could’ve done so much.

    But I did this with my day. 390 red magikarps

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Look at Xatu you have a rival now… me The Sightseer!

    • can you see the exact moment I lost all sense of self hunting for this god damn gay lizard

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Uhh… umm… You will give up in about… 5 minutes but only till tomorrow because you will sleep then start fresh tomorrow

        • …sleep?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Is for the weary explains why I’m going right now Good night Folks!

  • Dappou Seraph

    I’VE MADE SOME BIG MISTAKES

  • Dappou Seraph

    MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE

  • Dappou Seraph
    • how dare you compare this to my pain

    • EarthenWarrior

      Oh look a walking Qwilfish

      • how dare you compare this to my god

        • EarthenWarrior

          Your “God” is a edgelord douche

          • Qwilfish is a beautiful creature. This edgelord douche is a false idol we must burn

          • EarthenWarrior

            You do that….meanwhile I’m gonna go make a sandwich before bed

          • If you find my soul then let me know

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’ll leave it on your dresser if I find it

          • I destroyed my dresser with an axe but thanks

          • EarthenWarrior

            That dresser was weak and a coward it deserved to die

          • Well now all my clothes are just there on the floor and now I wish I had some kind of apparatus that could neatly and easily store them that is also not destroyed at the hands of a crazy girl who wasted her day looking for a different colored bunch of pixels

          • EarthenWarrior

            Maybe some kind of plastic or wooden container that had multiple compartments that can be utilized for apparel storage and organization
            And would have a wide space on top to hold other belongings
            I should patent this

          • What a fantastic idea. I’m glad you thought of it

          • EarthenWarrior

            STAY BACK THIS IS MY IDEA AND ILL BE DAMNED IF I LET YOU STEAL IT
            *Pulls out a switchblade”

          • *pulls out axe* IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR IDEA, BUILD IT, AND STUFF YOUR CHOPPED UP BODY INTO SEPARATE COMPARTMENTS

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not if I kill you first…..

          • That would imply that you could

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well I’m physically stronger, a good clobber should take you down

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      oh look a anthro sea urchin.

  • Dappou Seraph
    • FINNEON

      • EarthenWarrior

        That thing nobody remembers

    • EarthenWarrior

      Yeesh…..talk about bottom tier scrapings…..

      • Dappou Seraph

        I purposely tried to make this as terrible as possible… I thought I picked the simis… turns out I chose much much worse

        • EarthenWarrior

          At least Simisage is cool, and decent
          I mean
          Seed Bomb
          Low Sweep
          Shadow Claw
          Rock Tomb

          That’s a pretty solid walking around moves

          • Dappou Seraph

            True…
            I chose the obvious choice of the three

          • EarthenWarrior

            …….Slugma?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yup
            Named it “Heated Nut”

          • EarthenWarrior

            I would’ve called it Sizzle or Dagmar if female

          • Dappou Seraph

            I would have given it a proper name, but I realize im basically fucked

  • Dappou Seraph
  • Dappou Seraph

    IT LIVED AT 1 HEALTH AND WAS POISONED!! THIS SLUGMA IS A GOD

    • EarthenWarrior

      Does it know Ember? Because Slugma might be slow and frail but it surprisingly gets a few decent moves

      Like i never knew it could learn recover

      • Dappou Seraph

        Yup, it had it

  • Dappou Seraph
    • EarthenWarrior

      That didn’t last long

      • Dappou Seraph

        HOKY FUCK I CAUGJT IT

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          how do you caugjt like…..what?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Typo

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay like i get it but i was thinking that was a new way to type it

    • Seems you were a bit over-zwelious huh?

      You and your pokemon will really have to put your heads together for this one

      but even if he kills you, you will still dragon

      • Dappou Seraph

        Nope, I got it

  • Dappou Seraph
    • Dappou Seraph

      And it’s impish… now we kill our selves

  • Dappou Seraph
    • EarthenWarrior

      What’s that gonna buy you?, a life time supply of potions and repels?

      • Dappou Seraph

        NO
        TMS
        THEY’RE RANDOMIZED

  • Dappou Seraph

    Welp I just killed my encounter… I thought Smog was poison gas…

  • Dappou Seraph

    Route 2: Here’s a seedot!
    (Me: FUCK, I killed it)
    Route 2: NOW HERES A RAYQUAZA
    Me: OH FUCK
    …and Slugma just OHKO’D it

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      huh?? wait are you playing a randomizer?

      • Dappou Seraph

        Yep

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          okeh just wondering.

  • Dappou Seraph

    NOW A FRAXURE
    STOP WITH THE DRAGON RAGE, I HAD TO FLEE

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      at least you got out when you can i bet your pokemon have less than 40 health by now

  • Dappou Seraph
    • Ultron

      You got dis

      • Dappou Seraph

        I do, but wtf

        • Ultron

          I think the better question is how you caught that zweilous at a 45 catch rate

          • Dappou Seraph

            I yawned it ,Embered, and got lucky as hell

          • Ultron

            Apparently so. I wish they had put a low level hydreigon in B2W2 since they did volcarona, braviary, and mandibuzz…

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah..

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      IT’S A DAMN MOOTEW UGH

    • Thats a shit nickname

      name her Bump N’ Dump

      • Dappou Seraph

        DragonRage has a strong DragonRage

  • Dappou Seraph

    Amnesia Defense curl snorlax….

  • Dappou Seraph

    DRAGON RAGE NO LONGER OHKOS!!! FUCK

  • Dappou Seraph

    OMG CHEREN HAS A FUCKING GARCHOMP IT ALL ENDS HERE

    • Dappou Seraph

      GG… it ended

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        YAY DO IT AGAIN

        • Dappou Seraph

          I’m fighting away the depression…

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            fight it with more randomized goodness

    • The singular Kuppo™

      rip seraph’s walkthrough

      03/12/2017 – 03/13/2017

      You shall be missed ;-;

      • Dappou Seraph

        I was so mad…

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Maybe in the next one you will get better starters

  • Annjswanson

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  • Pharap

    I’m not back, just stopping by to wish everyone an amicable Commonwealth Day.

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Noooo We miss you Pharap! 🙁

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        hi

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Hi!

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            doing okay?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Yeah I’m doing ok how about you?

  • Dappou Seraph

    Shout out to Dhelmise for being fucking terrible….it’s impossible to send the damn thing in

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Tis a shame as it has a solid design and is quite the interesting Pokemon. I wish it wasn’t just a bad version of Decidueye. Even if it was still Ghost/Grass (which it really should have had something else in the place of Grass) it could have had a unique identity……*sigh*….Oh well lol

      • Dappou Seraph

        Water/Ghost would have solved everything

        • EarthenWarrior

          ughhhhhh no more Water, i’m sick of how defensive they are

          • Dappou Seraph

            I’m saying it would have saved Dhelmise considering its stat spread….

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          Yeah Water/Ghost could have been cool. It could have even been like a water version of Decidueye. at least then it would have been a different typing compared to being the same type and not as good.

    • EarthenWarrior

      it truly should’ve never existed, they should’ve given us a fricking Grass/Fire Tiki

  • Dappou Seraph

    My flygon set is so GOOOOOOD

    • EarthenWarrior

      generic Dragon Dance or Scarf U-Turn or the very rare and underutilized Special Flygon?

      • Dappou Seraph

        Neither… ready for this?
        Offensive Defog

        I turn
        Defog
        Dragon Claw (this slot is literally pointless, use what you want)
        Earthquake

        Groundium Z

        It comes in, removes hazards, and can kill a majority of RUs threats with the z move. Due to its speed, a jolly one almost guarantees a kill on something if you time it right
        Plus it keeps momentum, and can remove hazards

        • EarthenWarrior

          ooooooh RU because there are better Defoggers

          • Dappou Seraph

            He actually works high tier because .. well.., Defog ground nuke is insanely good … some teams are downright crippled from it. 7th gen was very kind to Flygon

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not good enough
            It still deserves a HA
            I wanted it to be Sand Stream and it’s mega would get Sand Rush/Force

          • Dappou Seraph

            Oh, I know it’s not good enough, but this is an extremely good pivot support set and has won me more games than I can remember

  • EarthenWarrior

    ok the activity log is working…ish
    it says i’ve played Breath of the Wild 90 or more hours……that doesn’t seem right

    • The PinSir

      Perhaps the log is still getting information about your playtime of BOTW? Although I’m sure it has the information for the time, it could be still getting data about it.

      • EarthenWarrior

        No I was saying I probably should have like a 100 hours

  • Dappou Seraph

    Took the big five personality test
    Scored a 96/100 on neuroticism…. that’s not good

    • The singular Kuppo™

      “Individuals who score high on neuroticism are more likely than average to be moody and to experience such feelings as anxiety, worry, fear, anger, frustration, envy, jealousy, guilt, depressed mood, and loneliness”

      That’s not good indeed…..

      • Dappou Seraph

        Yup :3

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I did the test and my highest was openness to new experiences with a 65/100 :3

          My extrovertion was below 10/100 tho…

          • Dappou Seraph

            Noice

          • Dappou Seraph

            I got a 90 on openness

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Wow…. Impressive °_°

    • Ultron

      Relatable

      • Dappou Seraph

        (Cri)

        • Ultron

          At least we have each other

          • Dappou Seraph

            Hug?

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Is Hidden Power Grass good on Salazzle?

    • Ultron

      Is anything really good on salazzle? :/

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s not like it was ever gonna be the next Heatran :/

        • Ultron

          It’s so frail. I’m a fan of the design and typing though.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That’s true, but it’s fast and quite strong. I’ll probably use Focus Sash.

          • Dappou Seraph

            It’s honestly not strong enough though

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well it was between Salazzle and Incineroar for my team so…

          • Dappou Seraph

            Salazzle is a wonderful choice, please use it…

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well combined with it’s high speed and special attack, its considered one of the better Gen7 Pokes since it can easily dispatch the Tapus…..unless sashed when against Fini an Lele

        • Ultron

          Eh so it’s a fast fairy killer. That’s its niche I guess

    • Dappou Seraph

      I prefer ice

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I tried for Ice but the defense IV was wild and set as an odd number. I managed to salvage it from Dragon to Grass.

        • Dappou Seraph

          Ah

  • The worst part of this is just how long it takes to get 30 eggs and hatch them. It takes a whole hour.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Do you have the Oval Charm? It’s quick to hatch them, it’s the generating that takes most of the time.

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    So now that the activity log should be open for BotW, what’s everyone’s play time? Mine is at “40 hours or more.” Not too bad, but I’m hoping to double that this week alone.

    • Pewnah

      It didnt tell me yet, but im gonna guess 10-15 hours

    • SlightlyGameDeveloperYoshi

      I have it on Wii U so I’ve always known, I think it’s around 55. ‘m pretty much done with the game now though.

  • so is weapon durability that bad?

    • Chaos

      Yes.

      • well like.. can you elaborate on that

        • Chaos

          No. I don’t know what your talking about. But weapon durability is a great feature in any game.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I heard some people complaining that weapons breaks way too often but there’s people that say that it’s​ okay because in the game you get a lot of weapons throughout the game. The problem I hear the most is about inventory tho…

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      It depends on how you look at it. By that I mean, if weapons didn’t break, the game would be very very easy. Plus you get new weapons all the time, so if you don’t get too attached to that Boko club, it’s no big deal.

      • SlightlyGameDeveloperYoshi

        I get attached to my Lynel Sword that has a +attack modifier. Of course early game you won’t get attached to anything but later on when you get really good/fun weapons it sucks to lose them.

    • SlightlyGameDeveloperYoshi

      It’s not THAT bad but it certainly is an issue in my book. Even some late game weapons break fairly quickly and it’s not so easy to get those back.

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    i know that ledyba is bad and all but i like the little guy i even named mine PulseMan in my sun game.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I also like it. If Ledian evolved again it might help it I guess.

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeah it would be great if it had 1 more evolution even if it is a form change or a mega form.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It’s Mega would need a very large boost and I think Megas’ generally add the same amount to stats. It could do with an HP boost too which Mega doesn’t help with.

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah the hp isn’t great but more defences and attack is a must for ledian.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            If it became Bug/Fighting it could make good use of Drain Punch and Mach Punch. Honestly a Mega wouldn’t do enough really.

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Well not many people did it so I guess its time to repost it

    If you aren’t using any of your unique Pokémon ideas and you want to have them used here go on this link and exploit them

    https://docs.google.com/a/stu.npenn.org/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdXeRr8KZw2_dDXqwxQLo9hIxlEgMjfpxWLiWO2BacZf2mEJA/viewform

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Did you get my one?

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Yep I love it (Was it the Manticore or Regional Azumarill? I loved both of them)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It was Azumarill.

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Oh I loved it! You can submit as many as you want I’ll take more than one

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Thanks. I’ll have a think about more.

        • Dappou Seraph

          I made a manticore once!

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            But why did you call your self Isthme then?

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Facepalm)
            I wasn’t… I mean I have my own Manticore Pokemon

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            oh cause someone put a Manticore Pokemon on my form and is called Isthme (So we all know who it is then)

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yep

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Soooooo I know I have my thing right below, but does anyone want me to list new mega’s into it and if so which would you like to see?

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Some Mega’s in my mind are

      Dodrio
      Keckleon
      Electrode
      Celei

      • Dappou Seraph

        Mega Celei is great

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          I meant Celebi, and I thought it’s head would bloom into a beautiful flower and maybe turn Fairy type?

          • EarthenWarrior
          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Unlike most we want to be Fairy it makes the most sense cause it’s basis is a Pixie/Fairy so yeah unlike most it has justification for changing

          • Dappou Seraph

            Or turn poison and become a full out onion
            Or y’know, an Ogre.. cause Ogres and onions both got layers

      • EarthenWarrior

        i want a new evo for Dodrio Doquadro
        Kekleon doesn’t need anything
        Elecchode is boring and merits no significance
        and Serebii as a legend is done and needs nothing

        • Dappou Seraph

          Kek needs some

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Sadly mine isn’t that good as it

            It’s stripes leave it’s body and form a large ball around it that can camouflage it behind them it boosts Defense, Spe. Defense and HP

          • Dappou Seraph

            I se

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Electrode should get something it’s a little bland (It’s only greatness is being now the fourth fastest Pokémon in the games)

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not everything needs something,

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Except Dunsparce… We all know it needs something

          • EarthenWarrior

            that thing is crap incarnate, a weak snake that hides itself from the world because its so lame

          • Ultron

            Pokemon that suck need megas, in some cases stat redistributions, or maybe real evolutions. That’s what they’re for. GF likes to give them to pokemon that don’t need them though.

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Case in point with Absol, Medicham, Kangaskahn and Audino

          • Ultron

            Beedrill still best mega

      • Ultron

        Kecleon yes

  • Dappou Seraph

    Why hasn’t Normal/Poison been done yet? I made a mon myself of that type but it’s a really good unused type

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      That sounds pretty good actually it’s only weaknesses are Psychic, Ground, and Fighting and most of those are easy counters depending on its moves

      • EarthenWarrior

        actually it would be normal damage with fighting which means its basically pure poison that’s immune to ghost

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Oh that’s neat

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The real question is why normal/ghost hasn’t been done yet

      • Dappou Seraph

        It’s all in GF’s hands

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Except by me and like every other Fan-Game maker

        • The singular Kuppo™

          How is yours?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            A small thief Pokémon with an OP ability

          • The singular Kuppo™

            What ability?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Super Steal
            Everytime the Opponent Mega Evolves/Z moves Thevie steals the attack/Evolution Maximizes all of its stats and renders the Pokémon’s ability to do it during that battle useless

          • The singular Kuppo™
          • Dappou Seraph

            I have a thief Pokemon too!

          • Dappou Seraph

            Thief buddiessss!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Umbreons description actually sounds like a good Normal/Poison type. “When agitated, this Pokémon protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores.”

      • Dappou Seraph

        Hm

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ohohoho Kurusu did i give you a whopper of a idea

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Oh no what did I do

      • EarthenWarrior

        you let me into a playground where the twisted realm that is my dark place can frolic and slam other children into monkey bars

        In other words you’ll be pissing yourself laughing what i posted

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Wait… What’s this now?

          • EarthenWarrior

            go find it

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            The eggplant idea?

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            hey kurusu did you say that your pokemon reigon you made up had texas and other states?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Yep the new one Astral and Stellar it also includes Pennsylvania, Nevada, Florida, Minnesota, I will probably need at least one or two more

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay but in your game what kind of reigon is it like the desert/grasslands part?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            More of the Grasslands so more on this

            Florida- Tropical areas
            Texas- Grasslands and a little addition to the desert
            Nevada- Desert area
            Pennsylvania- Forest area and more hills
            Minnesota- more frigid temp.

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            i was gonna say like texas is like 75% grasslands and forests and 25% desert

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Oh well good thing I was doing ?Grasslands that would have lessened my desert area by a lot

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah like the VERY western part of texas is actually desert but in your game does it have like dallas and san antonio represented in that part of the reigon?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Yeah Dallas was going to be included in the game that and from the different places Las Vegas (PG rated down for kids), Dallas, St. Paul, Harrisburg, Jacksonville (Florida)

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay like i was thinking that maybe dallas would be like opelucid city in like black version with all kinds of high-tech stuff but san antonio would be like the white version of the city. (in themes of the city)

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            oooooo this sounds neat can I do this with your permission?

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah like i don’t really care if you use it i just thought it was a cool idea but…………if you put san antonio in there that would be nice

          • The singular Kuppo™

            You clearly live in San Antonio, don’t ya ;]

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            no……i just feel like i want to live there again but i actually live in temple, texas actually

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            to clarify i actually lived in san antonio for like 4 years (in an apartment) from like 2003 to like 2005 (or so)

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            No it’s a good idea thanks!

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay then but…….are you making a rom hack to make it?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Eventually yes, but only when I finish all the Pokémon in it (I have no set number this time just has to beat 100 this time)

          • EarthenWarrior

            IDEA!
            A Powerful Bovine Pokemon based on the Texan Longhorn

            Normal (or Normal/Ground)
            it would be thick bodied with massive horns that are strong enough to snap trees and shatter boulders just by grazing them

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh yeah and a rock armadillo and also a normal/flying mockingbird pokemon.

          • Dappou Seraph

            What’s the fluing type like?

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I think it’s related to the jug type

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            it’s like the flying type with the ability to give bird flu

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    Gameplay question about BotW
    Can I only cook at designated locations or is there a way I can cook at a random fire I just put up?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Raw meats only, otherwise most objects burn

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        Got it, thanks.

        I’m trying to calm the giant horse in the Faron grasslands and I didn’t bring any stamina foods. >.<

        • EarthenWarrior

          I know the one, I have it and I named it Isis

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    i just realized if i breed a normal muk with a ditto in alola will it hatch into an alolan grimer?

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Not if it holds an everstone

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    i got an idea for some pokemon a water/psychic elephant it is slow but has high special attack
    and a water/fighting hippo also slow but high defences and attack stat.
    (kurusu i hope these ideas are cool)

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Hmm they could be good ideas I’m gonna use these (I had thoughts of altering the desert area slightly to a savnah much more diversity

      • EarthenWarrior

        What about a Ground/Flying Ostrich that has a long neck and dives its head into the sand to eat grubs, it also digs out burrows

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Hmm I like it I will consider this

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        that sounds so cool to explore the savanah in a pokemon world.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Like one of them Hindu Elephants?

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        no it’s because it’s said that elephants have excellent memories but with a hint of that elephant god

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          And wondering what about the Hippo?

          • EarthenWarrior

            I like hippos

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh the hippo..it’s because they are known to be agressive and known to kill people but the water part is because they spend like 75% of their time in water,

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            The water I understood, but that’s a really neat idea!

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah but do you want to make the design?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Yeah I think I can make a good design for it

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah but i’m making one too to see if 1 looks better than the other.

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            ok

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            alright

  • The pokemon design I just made for Kurusu’s dex

    http://i.imgur.com/5rZuHnU.png

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      what is it?

      • A psychic/grass type based on the flatwoods monster. Don’t have a name though

        • EarthenWarrior

          Looks more Dark/Psychic

          • It really didn’t come across the design but the thing behind their head is a leaf. I wonders around in the woods

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Ooo definitely getting in now (Yet most ideas will get in probably)

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          oh so it is that weird nun-lookin alien that came out of mist?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      What is it based off?

      • The Flatwoods Monster

        • EarthenWarrior

          The ones from MM give me the jibbilies

        • The singular Kuppo™
          • Daedardus

            Great, now I can’t sleep tonight.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Me neither ;-;

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah and i heard that those kids who found the creature like felt depressive and had nightmares about the thing.

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            looks sorta… neat

          • The singular Kuppo™

            It’s starring at your soul……

          • The singular Kuppo™

            And right after I wrote that a strong gust of wind hit my window scarring me for life ;_;

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Wait what!?

    • Ultron

      I like the torso area a lot.

    • *i’m so-sorree*
  • The PinSir

    Hey so I just wanted to say sorry Kurusu that I basically repeated the “create a Fakemon” question from below (it was the deleted comment). Didn’t realize that you posted the same thing before lol

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Don’t worry about it, it’s not a problem.

      Here’s what I would’ve posted. My one good idea:

      Mantlecore
      Ground/Fire
      Basically a volcano manticore

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Love the name tho :3

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Thanks! That’s basically what the idea stemmed from, I’m horrible at coming up with names after concepts. xD

      • The PinSir

        Sweet! This was mine:(haven’t posted it just yet)

        Grifflare
        Fire/Psychic
        It has a Egyptian ruler motif in its design, but it also looks like a celestial being. It’s body was mainly orangish/yellow with golden armor on it. It’s eyes, tail, and wings are iridescent blue, with the wings looking like flames.

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Ooh, I like that!

      • EarthenWarrior

        nice try Earthen’s beaver trap mind remembers we pitched Mantlecore for Jade Jungle

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Yeah that was my submission ya genius

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Wait are you Isthme reincarnated?

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      i would also say fire/fighting bull that evolves into a minotaur but evolves once and isn’t a starter

      • EarthenWarrior

        that’s done to death, I just want a literally fiery angry Bull

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          yeah……you know what the fire/fighting bull sounds so much better like it starts as a small unintimidating baby bull but when it evolves it gets SUPER aggressive and gets mad at anything

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s just very cliche
            if i wasn’t doing a Fire Lion cub (or Bear Cub) it would’ve been a Fire Bull starter

            it would be a small skinny pink red Calf pokemon with black horns and hooves and a fiery tail that despite its young age it displays fierce competition and it can snort out flames

            then it gets bigger and beefier and its hooves armor up a bit and it gets flame decals and glaring eyes, it has a nasty temper and it can heat up its horns and hooves with flames to unleash powerful kicks a
            and finally

            a towering stud of a bull with a muscular build with powerful legs and thick horns and hooves that glow with heat, a fiery collar and spine and glaring eyes, it has such a hair trigger temper that anything makes it angry and every inch of its body engulfs with flames and it charges into everything

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Its ok I could never be mad at you (also knowing I was repeated meaning it was good :D)

      • The PinSir

        Alright thanks Kurusu

  • Dappou Seraph

    I made somethin Kuru

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      You did? What?

  • EarthenWarrior
    • *i’m so-sorree*

      10/10 would do it

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is she an unlockable horse skin?

    • MelloMori
      • *i’m so-sorree*

        ALRIGHTY THEN THIS HAS GoNE InTo InSaNiTy

        • MelloMori

          Does it make you feel better that the artist did do one where their roles are reversed?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Them some good bongos.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Hmmmmm I wonder where Star is, she never misses out on fine Zelda booty

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        … °.° I love this

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Get that 9.5/10 outta here, it’s tainting the image

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        oh NWR with your 9.5/10 rating

        • MelloMori

          And Easy Allies with that 9 in the bottom corner. For shame.

      • MelloMori

        Could be worse. Could be the 7 Jim Sterling gave it.

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Yeah. While I disagree with the review he gave (for opinions as well as plain lies), he’s getting an unfair amount of hate for it, though.

          • MelloMori

            Too be fair though he did kinda bring it on himself. His scoring system isn’t exactly the standard norm, and by making an episode of his show on the hate today he’s only stoked the flames more and shown just hot thin-skinned he is.

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Yeah, I’m well aware of how controversial he can be. I’m definitely not a fan of his, but the way the people have been reacting just gives a bad name to the fanbase. But I suppose that comes with a fanbase of anything.

    • damn

    • Now I see why Jim Sterling only gave it a 7/10

  • Monkeyfuzz

    @irvinap:disqus I made a new Fire/Dragon line, let me know what you think.

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Ooo me interested already

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I submitted it on your questionnaire.

  • The PinSir

    Continuing off of Kurusu’s idea, what would be a legendary idea you would like for Pokemon?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      A Ground/Ghost Sphynx.

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Hmm a Psychic type cow based on the kudan

  • Ultron

    Why doesn’t the switch pro controller have analog triggers? :/ Every time I see something I like about this console, they do something stupid.

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      What? It does, they just aren’t analog.

      • Ultron

        Yeah, that’s what I meant. Non-analog triggers is just ridiculous. What, are we back two generations?

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Neither did the Wii or Wii U though. It definitely should have analog triggers, but this isn’t anything new for Nintendo.

          • Ultron

            I know, I just find it somewhat surprising since they’re charging $10 more than the competition, yet are missing a decently crucial part of having a physical controller rather than a joycon or whatever they’re called. Perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised though. Sigh..

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            It sucks, I know. For as much as I love them, this is typical Nintendo, sadly.

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    i guess goodnight everyone.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Goodnight

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        g’night

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Goodnight See ya tomorrow!

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Encountered my first wild Shiny in Sun yesterday, it was a Salandit, Male. It was like it was mocking me orz

    • This hurts me

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It hurts me more since I’m also breeding for it (a female) -_-

        • Try doing swap breeding so you have more control over breeding

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I am doing, Magikarp just won’t hatch shiny. I must’ve done 30 boxes by now (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

          • 450 :/

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Boxes? Thing is even if I get it there’s no guarantee I can make it female, I feel with my luck I’ll run out of rejections before it stops hatching shiny.

          • Oops, misread your comment

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I was gonna say, that would be some dedication.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Actually… there is a way

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Which is?

    • Ultron

      I’m assuming you’re going for a competitive one? Cause cute charm is the best way to find a shiny one.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yep, that’s why I’m breeding it. I was just taking a break on the volcano and it popped up.

        • Ultron

          That’s gotta be rough. Best of luck

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It is, thanks 🙂

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Holy crap just got to the form to look at the stuff and i have to say wow… Talent (I love all of them they all will be used)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is there a way we can see the others?

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        At the moment I can’t seem to get them available when I’m back at my computer I’ll make pictures of it then post them

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Oh and for your Azumarill I’m also making a Regional Marill too just cause just seems right

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh yeah absolutely, it should just follow similar appearance etc so it looks like a natural evolution. Probably do Azurill as Normal/Grass if at all. I imagine it as being chestnut brown and its tail has only a small ball, almost like a bead. It almost looks like it has no ears because they are so short.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Also as a result of their smaller ears the whole line actually feels vibrations on the ground through their large feet and in the air through their sensitive tails to sense if predators or other dangers may be present.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Even mine?

    • The PinSir

      Excellent!

    • Dappou Seraph

      How was mine?

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Loved it! It was the Goat or the Ponyta? I loved both!

  • Oh damn Ludum Dare is coming the weekend after I get my Switch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Pewnah

      are you sure youll be able to get one? they are kinda hard to find

      • I’m hoping I will. I have a month until I plan on getting one so hopefully stock will improve

  • Ultron

    They need to up the accuracy of Grasswhistle and also change its sound to Oracion from the Darkrai movie :3 (I know that’s on a leaf, but still)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      As a sound move it can bypass subs, I think that’s why the accuracy is low.

      • Ultron

        Hm, forgot about that. 55 does seem a little low though

  • Melindaccarter

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj361d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj361d:
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  • *i’m so-sorree*

    oh kurusu that channel of yours is dead now (i guess)

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Nah no one except you and me ever was on it

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Well no school for me a Blizzard hit and now its an Ice Storm outside

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      No blizzard for me but I’m on spring break, so I’m off. It is lightly snowing though.

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Thats good snow is good when its not too much

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m glad that where I live doesn’t have these things •~•

  • The PinSir

    One thing that really is confusing and disappointing about Complete Zygarde is when it’s Dex Entry (and even the bio for it during XY and Z) states that “it has power exceeding both Xerneas and Yveltal combined”. When we look at Complete Zygarde’s stats, only the Special Attack got a increase, up to 91. Along with its 100 attack, that’s still low compared to the likes of Xerneas/Yveltal’s attacking stats, which are 30 more basically. The only thing I would say that exceeds the deer ad the bird is its gigantic HP stat, but that’s it.
    I just think by saying it has stronger power than Xerneas and Yveltal made us a little bit too hyped, which in the end it has practically the same stats as normal Zygarde, but with double the HP, making us very disappointed.

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Yeah Zygarde Complete is disappointing cause to become whole he must lose 75% or something HP to change when they could have just made him like A-Greninja where beating an opponent transforms him

      • temporario23

        Actually, it’s 50% HP, not 75%.

    • temporario23

      True. We should have learned by now that Pokédex entries are not reliable though. And yeah, I’m one of those who was completely pissed off when I saw those stats and thought they were joking and just added Perfect Zygarde to the game for the sake of it.
      That said, the truth is it actually works well. After seeing on some videos how it functions in battle and having tried myself in-game, Perfect Zygarde is actually a lot of fun to use. Thousand Arrows might be the most spammable move ever and with its gigantic bulk, it won’t die anytime soon. And activating the form is not that hard, actually. If anything, I’m more disappointed with Ash-Greninja having to knock out a pokémon before transforming – that’s actually harder to do due to regular Greninja’s average offensive stats.
      The only thing that still bothers me about Perfect Zygarde is the fact we can’t maintain the form outside of battle, like Origin Forme Giratina and Black/White Kyurem (its 3rd-mascot counterparts).

      • The PinSir

        Oh yeah in battle, it’s phenomenal. Glad to see it having a its own, unique place in Uber’s.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    4000 FC for doing the global mission, I am very happy rn 🙂

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I couldn’t even do the battle tree but got the FC for signing up to it which was nice. I got no good facilities at all from the level ups though :/

  • Dappou Seraph

    Feeling like shit rn

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      🙁

      • Dappou Seraph

        ;~;

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      How come?

      • Dappou Seraph

        I have a friend I’m really close to online , we haven’t spoken in around three months… I just realized that they haven’t been the healthiest person ever and it’s quite possible that they might be dead

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Thats not good I wish I could do something to help, Was it someone here?

          • Dappou Seraph

            No, no one here….
            im just worried beyond belief

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            I hope it all turns out all right

          • Dappou Seraph

            I hope so to…
            …if it didn’t I dunno what I would do

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          D:
          We’re here for you.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Thanks…
            They’re not like diseased with anything…it’s just that they have some sort of thing with their leg and I never actually realized it but it’s possible that one of my friends online could randomly die without me ever knowing…

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          wait…..WHAT????? what are the odds of that happening like you have a good friend and text them alot until like a few months later when they possibly have failing health.

          • Dappou Seraph

            That isn’t exactly the case but it’ still unnerving…

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            okay i just thought that if that WAS the case than the odds would be weird

        • Dappou Seraph

          Like it’s not a disease… but I’m worried it might have happened regardless

        • Dappou Seraph

          Sorry for wording this a little too harshly… I didn’t mean to exaggerate.. .i’m just bad at explaining things…
          It’s just that they’ve ended up in the hospital due to their leg a few times and it’s been much longer than normal since they’ve texted me or anything so I’m just worried something went wrong…

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh alright i see the point but that is crazy that all happened while you were forgetting to text your friend. i’m really AM sorry but my profile says otherwise.

          • Dappou Seraph

            I didn’t forget, it’s that they haven’t texted back…
            I know that they’re busy 90% of the time… I’m just worried regardless

  • EarthenWarrior

    Today sucks Mudbray balls
    Barely slept and my tenitus is getting worse I can’t even put a pillow to my ear without hearing an ultra high frequency
    My entire family except me got off from work so I gotta drive in a slush monsoon from and those inbred morons called the night shift can’t organize the re-shop department correctly and overstuffs carts that nobody can get into without dissecting it leaving me with six giant carts to organize and put away all by myself and I got no lunch, just kill me now

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Sounds terrible

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        oh kurusu did you see the post on your own dischord?

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        so did you like those headcannons?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m tired, sweaty angry and hungry
        I want to be home in my room, make my bed and move my tv to the foot of my bed with my memory foam wedge at my back with a bowl of fruit or popcorn and just play the Switch
        Getting shines down and hunting Lynels while my iPad streams Netflix and all I’d hear is my game, the pelting rain and nothing more

        But that’s ruined since I’m working late and the rainy day magic will be gone by the time I get home…

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      oh wow so that hearing of yours is going to shit huh? well every once in a while i have a ringing in my ears that sound like tv static

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    I KILLED MY FIRST GUARDIAN

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

  • Monkeyfuzz

    So apparently Heavy Ball Beldum is illegal. It sucks ’cause it really suits it the most imo.

    • Dappou Seraph

      Wtf…
      What about Love ball ralts?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        That’s fine. It’s due to how the multiplier works with the Heavy Ball in gen 7 and because Beldums catch rate is so low it somehow makes it a negative capture rate. It’s the same with using it on the Tapus but beyond maybe Bulu who cares about them.

        • Dappou Seraph

          That is actually glorious

          (Than my bred shiny is legal!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I would like GF to fi it so Heavy Beldum is legal, as it means all of them out there are bred from hacked ones. Still it’s not like they banned that Dream Ball Aegislash user.

          • Dappou Seraph

            I really don’t know why people lost their shit over that, it was bred off of one the guy got from a friend, he didn’t even know it was illegal, and it was LITERALLY the exact same thing as anyone else’s aeigislash
            Besides, do people really believe all of those 6IV dittos everyone breeds off of are legal

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh I don’t mind he had it at all. I was just using it as an example of why everyone could keep their Heavy Ball Beldums.
            The only possibly legit 6IV Dittos are from gen 5 I think, unless you are VERY lucky. Not sure you can RNG in gen 7 with wild encounters. Gen 6 you definitely couldn’t.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Basically
            I’ll put it this way
            Every single six IV ditto on GTS is cloned..
            It’s funny how people accept that but not the Aeigi

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Certainly are, I have one I was wondertraded and I don’t care because I am using it to breed legit Pokemon. In a way I guess it might be bad but frankly if I didn’t other people still would and I’d just be missing out. I could HT everything but it’s just better for me this way.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yup, but hey, this is how it is nowadays

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I mean if I didn’t get it I could still shiny breed and HT everything so to me it’s OK. As it is I will at least be Siver Bottle Capping my stuff anyway to help stats that weren’t perfect.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah.
            That and leveling in this game is … well… bad

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      What? How? Can’t you just use a heavy ball on a beldum on hokulani mountain?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        The capture rate becomes negative due to how the Ball multiplier works. It is literally impossible. Even if you skill swap Heavy Metal onto it it doesn’t work because apparently it bases it on the Pokedex entry weight.

    • EarthenWarrior

      How is it illegal, you can find them and catch them in the wild

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Because the Ball can’t catch it, ever. It’s capture rate becomes negative or 0. GF should fix it to work like it did in HGSS, where the capture rate could never be below 1.

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Oh wow

    • Dappou Seraph

      Apparently people have caught it… it’s just… basically impossible

      • Dappou Seraph

        Nvm

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Anyone who says they have is lying. The irony is this was discovered through Data Mining https://twitter.com/sciresm/status/841298847959781377

          • Dappou Seraph

            Wonderful…
            Well at least I have the rarest legal mon in the game

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Which is?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Beast Ball Necrozma

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Nice, how long did that take?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Something around a day… in total resets

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I hope I can manage it too. If not I’ll probably go for Dusk.

          • Dappou Seraph

            It’s friggin painful

  • Dappou Seraph

    If nintendo REALLY wanted to stop hacking and genning so bad, they’d release a 6IV ditto event
    ..Just saying

    • Monkeyfuzz

      People still would for 0 speed ones, hidden power ones etc. Also people who just plain can’t be bothered to put in the work.

      • Dappou Seraph

        Than release those too I suppose
        It would cut down on all the genning at least

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I would love it if they did. I would need foreign ones of each but trading could sort that. Even if they were cloned that’s largely OK imo as long as you are all honest about it.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Hmmmm
            Either Japanese or American depending on area?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That would probably do for everyone. It may need to be by game Language or something for those who live in other countries but play in their language of origin.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah :3

    • Chaos

      Man they should make legit competitive Pokemon available for us to download onto our games for a small fee of £0.50 each.

      • Dappou Seraph

        NOPE NOPE NOPE

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          i’m there with ya like why would i pay for it when they could do a dlc where they give items to assist in getting better iv’s

          • Dappou Seraph

            Or you got a friend like me to do all the breeding

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh yeah that could work

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yup

          • Chaos

            EA would be all over this idea. In fact they would jack the price up to £5.00 and idiots would still buy them.

            Thankfully Nintendo/GF have morals

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah they have LOTS of morals with pay-to-have games

        • Chaos

          All hail micro-transaction.

          This is the future.

          • Dappou Seraph

            FUCK MICRO TRANSACTION

    • If Nintendo wanted to stop hacking they would make a facility to choose IV spread and EVs

      • Dappou Seraph

        Or edit them

  • Dappou Seraph

    Can you overdose on candy? Cause if you can I’m probably going to end up dying in a couple years

    • Well you can with sugar I think so R.I.P Seraph

      • Dappou Seraph

        Heaven is calling my name

        • Go the other way, join me in hell

          • Dappou Seraph

            Eh, I gotta meme
            I’m far too pure

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            or go to purgatory on earth for eternity

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      no but i heard that if a human eats like 2’000 pounds of chocolate you will get incredibly ill (like giving chocolate to a dog)

      • Dappou Seraph

        I’m not big on chocolate

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          okay just wanted to say that about chocolate

          • Dappou Seraph

            No worries

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            alrighty

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Doesn’t matter. The real life pokemanz will have purged this earth from the human scum by then.

      • Dappou Seraph

        I’d hope so

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          We all do

  • Top 10 Pokemon

    Qwilfish
    Maractus
    Volcanion

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      you did’t put 10 down

    • Dappou Seraph

      My friend actually love Maractus

      • Me too

        • Dappou Seraph

          :3
          I like a lot of forgettable mons too

          • I like them but I can’t think of many examples .-.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Maybe you forgot?

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            I don’t get why people say Maractus and Lumineon are forgettable. I’ve never had a problem with them but I always forget Cherrim and Sigilyph are things.

          • Dappou Seraph

            Sigilyph is great

  • Dappou Seraph
    • It always amazes me when someone has worse handwriting than I do and wow I’m being a bitch today

      • Dappou Seraph

        I hate my life regardles
        I know I do, it’s glorious
        But it’s not the handwriting that matters, it’s the beautiful things it says

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeah like i write better than that but i shouldn’t really be saying that because i used to write SO bad that i couldn’t put spaces in sentences.

        • Dappou Seraph

          YO LEMME BE

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            OKEH I’M SORRY

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Dies)

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            (revives)

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Dies again)

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            COME BACK TO ME GODDAMNIT (restarts heart)

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Dies once more)

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            aw whatever feed her to the zombies please

          • Dappou Seraph

            I’m a dude

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            i can’t tell that

          • Dappou Seraph

            I am though
            Just a really over sensitive and lonely dude

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            oh well i’m a girl and pretty asocial but when you get to know me you could like me.

          • Dappou Seraph

            I see…
            Hullo

          • I’m a beldum

            *call back*

          • Dappou Seraph

            OH GOD NO XD

            I have a Beldum in my pants that’s pretty good at using take down

          • EarthenWarrior

            I keep thinking your Fae

          • you’re*
            fookin idioht

          • EarthenWarrior

            Shut up

          • Dappou Seraph

            Most creative dialogue in gaming

    • Chaos

      So when you get bored of homework you start scribbling?

      • Dappou Seraph

        Why the hell does everyone need to mock my handwriting and not actually read what I wrote

        • Chaos

          The content wasn’t as interesting as commenting about the handwriting. :p

          • Dappou Seraph

            I try to make a joke and I get shit on
            Fuck my life

          • Chaos

            Sorry, I’m only messing with you.

          • Dappou Seraph

            iM a sENsITiVE pERSON oK?!

          • *hug*
            *whispers* your handwriting is shit and so are youuuuuuu

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Hugs)
            I wish i was dead 😀

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            you know what i’ll show what my writing used to be like

          • Dappou Seraph

            No worries

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            I write in comic sans

          • SANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Dappou Seraph

            I write with my ear

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Wait are you seriously telling me that the crackers aren’t related to Alexander graham bell?!

      • Dappou Seraph

        They apparently ain’t, there was another guy named Graham who influenced them

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          I’m utterly astonished.
          I’m just speechless at this injustice.

          • Dappou Seraph

            It’s friggin weird

  • EarthenWarrior

    FUCKING SUCKER PUNCH CRIT KILLS HERACROSS

  • ever get one of those youtube ads but it’s just so mindblowingly “why” that you cant stop watching?

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      No.

      Unless you get one of those adds where it tells me to “go ahead, click skip.” I just can’t.

      • Dappou Seraph

        There was a staples one that did that

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          I’ve seen quite a few of them. That reverse psychology or whatever seems to work pretty well.

          • Dappou Seraph

            It really friggin does

  • Dappou Seraph

    I tried to find a meme where somebody made Scarce a Dunsparce
    And I got taken to a page talking about Pokemon Comaster before it was revealed as duel

    • Hey, what’s up guys it’s DunScarce here and we got a double upload today, so much news. The first set of news comes from Pewdiepie, pretty small channel only 50 million subs, but anyways it was revealed that Pewdiepie is actually a Team Flare Nazi this is fucking crazy guys. Next up we have news coming from Videogame Mudsbray …..

      • Dappou Seraph

        But Pewd needs to be a mon
        I thought it would be just “Sparce” instead of scarce

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Dappou Seraph

      A typical UU match, cool and rad

      • EarthenWarrior

        I still find it extremely BS they let legends in there
        But i did enjoy the saltiness he spouted when I gloated

        Said my pokes were garbage and don’t deserve to win

        • Dappou Seraph

          It’s not, not all legends are BS. A team full of certain legends is a free win to me.

          And your team is pretty fucking shit, you’re just well adapted to it. It’s like lighting shit on fire. It looks awful but still will horribly mutilate whatever it touches.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Is true, but don’t forget my Pokemon is all out Brute Force and they’re not as bad as they seem

          • Dappou Seraph

            No I mean your team is 100 percent fucking garbage, certain Pokemon quite literally can 6-0 your team
            But you just happen to know how to make them work. A garbage team can outplay a good one if the players are different in skill level

          • EarthenWarrior

            I still remember that full on legend win
            http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-538266402

          • Dappou Seraph

            Eliminate this persons gene pool

          • EarthenWarrior

            Without question

          • Dappou Seraph

            :3

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    I just parry killed a guardian!

    I HAVE SURPASSED GOD LEVEL

    • Dappou Seraph

      That’s good m8
      (Now beat meat boy in six days like I did)
      and not for full 24 hour days

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        That’s a true achievement

        • Dappou Seraph

          Yes, indeed it is
          And I brandish it proud….
          Until I learnt what the aftergame of meat boy was like

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            O.o

            What’s it like?

          • Dappou Seraph

            I can’t get past the first obstacle of the first level in world 7 (The aftergame world)

  • *i’m so-sorree*
    • Dappou Seraph

      THE FUCKIN SPERM WHALE

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeah it is the best wale

        • Dappou Seraph

          Sperm
          Sperm
          SPERM

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            wait….does sperm wales have sperm inside them or what

          • Dappou Seraph

            Not if they’re female?

      • EarthenWarrior

        MAN THE HARPOONS

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          OH GOD WHYYY THO

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s usually my go to line when trying to pick up chicks

          • Dappou Seraph

            Couldn’t this be considered gay in this sense since your manning the harpoon on a SPERM whale

          • EarthenWarrior

            You do realize its derived from the word Spermaceti which is a waxy semi liquid that is secreted from the humps on their noggins

          • Dappou Seraph

            I do not care, it’s a SPERM whale

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah

          • Dappou Seraph

            Spoim

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Ugh still better than mine

      But TBH I’ve heard that there’s some psychological reason that everyone thinks their handwriting is awful

      • Dappou Seraph

        I had fucking muscle delays

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Ouch

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yay…
            Fuck life

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        no mine is because i have aspergers which 1 of the thing i can’t do very well is write

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Oh

          Well mine sucks and I have no excuse lol

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      2008-2009 you were in the 4th grade……you’re so young! lol Anyway yeah… I can’t say I have the neatest handwriting even as an adult. I can tighten it up when I need, but I definitely have chicken scratch writing lol

  • Dappou Seraph
    • *i’m so-sorree*

      can i get in that jeany action

      • Dappou Seraph

        Yes

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Dappou Seraph

        😀

    • Based Masuda please announce a new game this has gone off the deep end

      • Dappou Seraph

        How has it gone off the deep end?
        That pool is like a foot deep tops

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        Memejungle

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          yeah the unofficial nickname of this site is memejungle.

  • Dappou Seraph

    A while ago, I made a LC team with a Tynamo named semen and 5 Tympoles all with names that were slang for sperm

    • EarthenWarrior

      Jizz
      Cum
      Loads
      Seed
      Spooge
      Wad

      • Dappou Seraph

        Of course I had Sperm itself
        I know I also had
        Nutt
        Cum

        I can’t remember the others

  • 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076

    • Dappou Seraph

      I’m gonna bury my face into that pie and lick its delicious contents

      • I want Pie now

        • Dappou Seraph

          so do I

        • EarthenWarrior

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Yuck

          Many people like pie.
          However, I do not. Like pie.

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      can i have some in apple flavor please

    • MelloMori

      I see Someone’s enjoying Pi day.

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      That reminds me

      On December 12th, 2012, at 12:12 on the 12th second my friends and I just started chanting 12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12/12…..

      It was a momentous occasion

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        oh cool

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Yeah and the end of the world was supposedly a week and two days away.

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        how about on december 5, 2017 you chant 12+5=17 over and over

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Hopefully it’s in math class.

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            but do it anyways

    • The singular Kuppo™
      • TheNintendoChip

        The ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.
        Do I win? That’s objectively the most accurate definition.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yeah that’s a better definition, all those numbers are giving me a headache °~°

  • Dappou Seraph

    Mob Psycho 100 is actually great

  • Dappou Seraph

    TO THOSE WHO CARE
    FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, REMEMBER THAT NUZLOCKE I DID THAT LASTED THREE HOURS BEFORE IT WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SWEPT BY A F**KING GARCHOMP!? YOU CAN NOW GET IT IN YOUR HANDS JUST ASK FOR ANY GEN 5 MAIN SERIES GAME AND I WILL SEND YOU A FILE WITH THE GAME BEING MODDED INTO SOMETHING GLORIOUS
    (Nds emulator not included I reccomend Desume)

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      I don’t remeber such a Nuzlocke

      Is it just a randomizer?

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        weah

      • Dappou Seraph

        One with a FEW fun little edits

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          >.>

          • Dappou Seraph

            Pre-selected starters
            All trainer mons are 50% higher level

            Remember, a nuzlocke does not start till you got balls

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Oh, fun….
            I wish I could play, but I don’t have a computer currently… 🙁

          • Dappou Seraph

            ;~;

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            ;~;

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            ;~;

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Let’s create a pool of tears to drown ourselves in

          • Dappou Seraph

            Do you want the file?

          • Dappou Seraph

            I wish you did…

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Same here, my friend.
            Viruses suck

          • Dappou Seraph

            They doooo

    • Daedardus

      But wait, there’s more! If you ask within the next fifteen minutes, you will not get one, not two, but three files for the sole price of one!

      • Dappou Seraph

        I HAVE FOR SO I CAN GIVE THE WHOLE SET

  • EarthenWarrior

    Anyone else getting pelted with rain or snow?
    If so

    Yekid
    The Yeti Pkm
    Ice/Fighting
    Iron Fist/Fur Coat HA: Snow Warning
    Yekid are somewhat tall humanoid Pokemon at 5ft 6inches, they have a skinny lanky build with white shaggy fur, they have large human like feet and fists of a pinkish color with four digits apiece, their face is covered with a messy wild hair and two protruding fangs jut upward from their jaws, lastly a pair on tiny horns
    “Yekid thrive in mountainous and snowy climates, they toughen their fists by punching icy trees and boulders”

    And they evolve into
    Coldossus
    The Yeti Pkm
    Ice/Fighting
    Iron Fist/Fur Coat HA: Snow Warning
    A massive ape like Pokemon covered in thick white grey fur with exposed chest and stomach skin that is bluish pink, lumbering forearms and very big feet and fists, they have icy extrusions on their chest that resembles a rib cage and on their spine like spines, the head has powerful tusks and long horns, you can’t see their eyes but their mouth and nose show,
    “They claim mountain peaks for their territory and the howling roars of this reclusive Pokemon creates violent blizzards”

    • It snowed on Saturday and melted two hours later

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      I’m trapped in my house by snow

  • If you had to make a team out of only starters what would it be?

    Primarina
    Feraligatr
    Empoleon
    Decidueye
    Serperior
    Typhlosion

    • Chaos

      Hmm…let’s see

      Blaziken
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .

      Done.

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Easy
      Samurott
      Charizard
      Primarina
      Torterra
      Chesnaught
      Feraligatr

      my fav starter from each region (excluding Hoenn which is Swampert)

    • Dappou Seraph

      I would switch Feraligatr for swampert, Ser for Sceptile, and that team is perf

    • Ultron

      Decidueye
      Infernape
      Empoleon
      Torterra
      Serperior
      Charizard

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Decidueye
      Greninja
      Typhlosion
      Empoleon
      Serperior
      Sceptile

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Loool I made a Pokemon fraud thread on Twitter

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Yep, saw it a week ago. Since then I’ve been calling the ancient cores “roscoe”. xD

      Also haven’t found out how to get her to give it up.

      • EarthenWarrior

        And her name is Loone…..too easy
        but it’s refreshing to see a lady mechaphile

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Ok but HOW? How can I get her to give it up?

          • EarthenWarrior

            are you blind and dumb, she wants pics of Guardian Species
            a flying one
            a tiny one
            and a walking one

            take pics of them and show her

    • Pewnah

      SPOILERS

      • EarthenWarrior

        how is that a spoiler, no information was given

        • Pewnah

          I didn’t know about this. so its technically a spoiler

          • EarthenWarrior

            well the game is out for a week, if you aren’t playing it and other post their findings then its your own damn fault

          • Pewnah

            Should of used a Spoiler tag 😛

          • Ultron

            Dude, we’re talking about a hugely expansive video game, not a 45 minute tv episode or a 2 hour movie..even if I was playing this for a week, what are the odds I found this?

  • Why is Johto so great? :3 I just love it so much

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Because it’s connected to Kanto.

      And the music. That too
      ———–
      On a serious note, Johto is the best of the temperate regions. I like the atmosphere of nostalgia it has for some reason.

    • Ultron

      Meh, it’s got like two good cities

      • HGSS were the last games that really felt like your own adventure. It was linear but it didn’t feel linear. It is always such a peaceful ride through

        • Ultron

          Those games really were bursting with awesomeness

    • The singular Kuppo™

      It got many interesting locations and lovable cities. It’s a shame that it’s so underrated tho

    • Dappou Seraph

      Because it isn’t

      • I wasn’t talking about [your favorite region]

        • Dappou Seraph

          Johto is badddd

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Still better than [your favorite region]

          • Dappou Seraph

            Johto is literally better than literally one region

          • Ultron

            2 (kanto and kalos), give it some credit

          • Dappou Seraph

            Oh yeah I forgot

          • It really isn’t though? At all?

          • Dappou Seraph

            What’s good about it is the question we should be asking

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            It brought me sooo many loving mon’s so how I rank regions based on everything

            1. Alola
            2. Sinnoh (literally like one tick from beating Alola if it gets a remake it will top it entirely)
            3. Johto
            4. Unova (super close to kanto in rank)
            5. Kanto (super close to Unova in rank)
            6. Hoenn (it wasn’t that bad but I do admit Gen. 6 was the real monster of this)
            7. Kalos

          • Dappou Seraph

            Gen 6 is complete ass

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Ehh Kalos had some good Pokémon but honestly none (excluding Dedenne) fall into my favorites

    • Chaos

      Lol, good one

  • Govnah

    Hey ithsme you jealous of my profile pic

  • EarthenWarrior

    holy butts on a butt, i just spent 8 days of monster parts for smexy monster armor

  • EarthenWarrior

    Where is everyone did y’all jump ship?

    • MelloMori

      I’m here. Just started watching Kimono Friends given its super popular in Japan right now and wanted to see what the fuss was about. Also doesn’t hurt that it has penguin girls in it.

      • Monkeyfuzz
        • MelloMori

          All hail the eldritch lord, princess Gunther.

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’ve been sorta watching Miss Koyabashiwhatever’s Dragon Maid…….but i feel i shouldn’t

        I don’t want a repeat of Ultimate Girls and…the show that not be said in my presence

        • MelloMori

          That’s on my list as well to check out if only for the new symbol of Moe that it is. There’s also SENGOKUCHOJYUGIGA on my list if only because someone showed me a scene of Oda shooting Hideoshi for fun, which I fully agree with him on. Shoot the monkey!

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t know about any of that, point is Anime and Earthen don’t mix…

          • MelloMori

            if it helps, SENGOKUCHOJYUGIGA looks like this and has a really dry sense of humor.

    • Going to late lunch and playing Crystal

  • Govna the Cyndaquil died…

    Team Rocket Grunt was the killer

    • Govnah

      Well looks like theres no point living anymore *loads gun*

      • Before you die tell me what the name of the slowpoke should be that’s replacing

        • Govnah

          Mako

          • Oh I like it! Cute!
            Dang though I was really relying on him for Bugsy. I guess that Spearow can handle it though

          • Govnah

            before i die

          • I love this

          • Ultron

            Well now she’s gonna need a ‘mon named Bolin

          • Dappou Seraph

            If it was boolin it would be a bulu

    • Dappou Seraph

      Please make me something

    • The PinSir

      (Goes to armory to get gun)
      Alright, where is this bastard

  • *i’m so-sorree*

    okay what’s your opinion on cheating devices in pokemon?

    • Govnah

      I believe people have a right to do what they want with their own games, even if it is wrong doings

      • EarthenWarrior

        Screw that
        Cheating is still cheating even if it’s in limits

        If you hack out a Pokemon or items it’s still cheating

        • Dappou Seraph

          (Cough cough) everyone’s six Iv ditto is cheating because it’s cloned

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeah like i’m not making a wonder gaurd spiritomb with a roseli berry and trade it to sun and moon

    • MelloMori

      I couldn’t care less. The only real advantage to it is time, and so long as a hacker offers their services to others I see no problem with it.

    • EarthenWarrior

      They should be beheaded and have said heads mounted on pikes

      If I’m busting my humps for perfect Pokemon everyone else should have to as well

      It goes triple if you actually use them competitively

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Actually unless its Showdown hacked Pokémon on in game competitions results in an automatic ban on using GTS or ever doing any world trading as I remember

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Didn’t the last winner of worlds hack all of his Pokemon?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            If he did He probably was denounced and lost his title

          • Dappou Seraph

            Wasn’t Verlis the one who said it?

            Wolfy was…..
            WAIT VERLISIFY… Mr. “WELCOME BACK WOLF PACK” himself
            Made an expose video on a guy with the word
            “WOLF” in his name!?
            That’s rich… that’s fucking rich

      • Dappou Seraph

        Cloned Dittos

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Ehh never hacked in one, but during DP I used it to get to New Moon island for Darkrai and to see what its like on the other side of the fence at the breeding center… till I got stuck on that side for a week due to losing the action replay

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        wow you had a walk through walls cheat huh?

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Yep sucks when all I did was pet a buneary for a week though

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            well i once put a code for ditto making all legendaries breedable in platinum and it like messed up the pre-installed codes so i hade to delete platinum and reinstall it.

    • The PinSir

      I mean, despite them being able too hack in their own, perfect Pokemon, it’s alright, I’m fine with it. Now if they hacked in something bull like Huge Power Regigigas, then I have a reason to be angry.

      • *i’m so-sorree*

        yeah like having a wonder gaurd spiritomb with roseli berry

        • The PinSir

          True that

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah brother

          • The PinSir

            You know I’m curious to see what would be the most OP combinations you can do when hacking in a Pokemon, like the Spiritomb one you said.

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            ooh fur coat shuckle with cosmic power

          • The PinSir

            Oh yeah that would be a pain in the ass to get through
            How about a Sap Sipper Mega Swampert

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Would break the meta game fully XD

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah or wonder gaurd regigigas

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            The Horror that would bring!
            The most OP thing of all though

            A Sturdy ability Shedinja!
            It’s the immortal Bug

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Slaking with huge power and Chople berry

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Or Harvest Slaking with Chople berry

          • The PinSir

            Dear god…

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Wonder Guard Arcanine with Burn Up

    • It’s fine as long as it isn’t being used in the current gen

  • EarthenWarrior

    Mandibuzz
    Pyukumuku
    Blissey
    Pallosand
    Suicune
    And a fucking Amoongus

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      The trolls have come after you

      • EarthenWarrior

        More like the defensive toxic recover spamming

        • Dappou Seraph

          YYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY TYPICAL SHOWDOWN

          That is why I play in RU
          Itz fun and crisp

          • EarthenWarrior

            bah they still let in all the annoying megas

          • Dappou Seraph

            There is literally like one in RU right now; Glalie
            It’s never even used

    • Dappou Seraph

      Pallossand

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I can’t get mad at Pyukumuku.

    • The PinSir

      I mean at least it ain’t like Celesteela, Tapu Koko, Tapu Fini, Tapu Bulu, Tapu Lele, and Pheromosa all on the same team.
      But yeah that’s awful you had to go up against that.

      • EarthenWarrior

        it’s like I always say, they sit around and do nothing and win, i mean i wish i could bite that jerk’s throat and tear him a new one

  • The PinSir

    So how’s my fellow PJ peeps doing

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      okay here

    • MelloMori

      Doing fine. Been watching a few episodes of kemono friends to see why its so popular in japan to almost scary degrees, and I finally know why. Its more or less the Japanese version of Steven universe.

      • The PinSir

        XD That’s funny

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Great here how about you?

      • The PinSir

        Doing well, I’ve been enjoying this day so far.

        • The Sightseer Kurusu

          Me too snow day and I watched Ted unrated today

          • The PinSir

            Such a funny movie, wasn’t it?

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Yep it has to be among the funniest movies ever

    • Playing Overwatch:3

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Well my foot fell asleep for no reason so I have a question
    If you were to have Nintendo do another Kirby game what would it be

    For me another Super Star sequel would be great

  • The PinSir

    BTW Kurusu, did you get that Fire/Psychic Griffin I put on the form yesterday?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Hmmmm this is very odd,
    So i’m reading my smexy hardcover guidebook for BOTW and i’m reading the material list for some of the gear and they don’t corrospond with the game

    proof of faulty printing?

  • Glalie didn’t deserve a mega

    • Dappou Seraph

      Only if froslass gets one in the future
      If not, please delete it

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      yeah didn’t think it REALLY needed one but you know gamefreak don’t really care about that.

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Yeah its like

        Me: I love my Glalie! Now lets see your Mega

        (M evolves)

        Me: Who broke your jaw?

        • Dappou Seraph

          It did by itself

          • The Sightseer Kurusu

            Its Suicidal well only one thing to do get it counseling

          • Dappou Seraph

            Can you really counsel a Glalie? It’ll just give you the cold shoulder

  • Dappou Seraph

    That face when you feel stupidly depressed and are far to fucking tired to do LITERALLY ANYTHING about it

  • give me waifus to draw

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Claire my Johto waifu

    • EarthenWarrior

      hmmmmmmm dare i say?

      • Zelda booty?

        • EarthenWarrior

          it would be possible a conglomeration of strange and perverted things, or a character whom i like nay even loved but personally shunned her out of knowing it would never be

          • ….do it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t….the mere thought of her my heart skips a beat, a bead of sweat appears and i feel a deep hue of unrequited

          • Dappou Seraph

            Well you certainly have a good taste of anime, I know EXACTLY who you’re referring to

          • EarthenWarrior

            -__- *siiiigh* I just keep telling myself to forget her….

          • Let me torment him. Explain

          • EarthenWarrior

            -___- fine……i’m gonna say but after that i want no mention of her or the anime or the particular sin spoken in my great and glorious presence…

          • Dappou Seraph

            Diane
            Seven Deadly Sins
            Sin of…..Envy right?

          • EarthenWarrior

            you really know how to hit the tri-factor…

          • Dappou Seraph

            Well, I watched the series expecting goodness
            I got the badassery known as fucking Ban

          • EarthenWarrior

            don’t care, the emotional scar cuts deep…….-__-

          • Dappou Seraph

            Understandable
            I also love Gowther… Uncaring and absolutely fabulous. Basically irl me

          • did she die or something

          • EarthenWarrior

            no she’s quite literally everything i like…
            well not everything everything, but most of its there…

          • Dappou Seraph

            He’s not kidding… she’s a literal Earthen wet dream

          • EarthenWarrior

            cute looks
            wields a hammer
            manipulates the earth
            immense physical strength
            harbors loneliness
            seeks companionship
            and not to mention she’s tall…extremely tall….. i should stop before i just blab the next part

          • Dappou Seraph

            The fansevicey part….

          • Dappou Seraph

            And no, not the mushroom episode

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s the exact opposite of what i like about her…..

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah that episode sucked… besides the fights of course

          • EarthenWarrior

            who cares, i mean she’s always wanted that but…not i……

          • Dappou Seraph

            I can understand whatcha mean

          • EarthenWarrior

            do you

          • Dappou Seraph

            Emotionally yes
            But not the exact scenario

          • EarthenWarrior

            ehh you’re still not getting it………

          • Dappou Seraph

            I can see the appeal though

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh screw it, i’m an open guy
            this song explains everything

          • Dappou Seraph

            Welp

          • EarthenWarrior

            nah more of a personal thing

          • So how can I draw her that will hurt you to most?

          • Dappou Seraph
          • EarthenWarrior

            ;_;

          • Found her on google already, I just need to know how to abuse Earthen with his own waifu

          • Dappou Seraph

            Welp

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t i suffer enough……..
            I’m still upset they took down my favorite AMV of her and that one clip from episode…..four i think……..

            Whatever you do will be tortuous enough, but make sure she’s drawn to scale

    • Dappou Seraph

      Harambae
      No jk..

      Hmmmm …. Ummm….
      I have no idea

    • The Sightseer Kurusu

      Wow just learned what a Waifu is via urban dictionary and

      https://youtu.be/9HAxVLe5TbA

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • Dappou Seraph

      I’ve gotten three
      All of which brought great joy when I made them something else

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        I technically tried to get one when hunting Corsola for Marenie, but at 70ish I gave up they were too annoying

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It’s what I’m trying to do, it’s been so many boxes I’ve lost count :/

        • Dappou Seraph

          I see….huh

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    This my friends is me when I’m forced to get a job
    https://youtu.be/TjMz77B735s

    Except the Pot part I got a few life laws that prevent that one

    • EarthenWarrior

      i just cannot not laugh when i watch Ted

      • The Sightseer Kurusu

        Why?… and HOW?!!…

  • http://i.imgur.com/LDRNp2f.png?1

    Sketch because that hair is bullshit and I don’t want to do line art

    • *i’m so-sorree*

      what are going to draw? like toadal dude from yokai watch?

  • The Sightseer Kurusu

    Ok this is totally me right here

    https://youtu.be/4Uk94_crZn0

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright…..going to bed……………nothing left worth doing

    • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

  • AHHHHHHHH THEY CHANGED THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT EWWWW

  • holy shit jontron is trending on tumblr again and the subreddit is melting what did he say

    • Dappou Seraph

      http://time.com/4701304/jontron-jon-jafari-steve-bonnell-immigration-race-youtube/

      It’s another Pewdiepie thing where the media harps on stuff

      • I dont think it is this time? Like the entire r/jontron subreddit is on fire. Like, Pewdiepie’ fans knew he wasn’t racist or anything but Jon’s fans are all turning against him.

        • Dappou Seraph

          Huh….. well y’know what they say about politics

          • My politics are right?

          • Dappou Seraph

            XD
            No, talk about it and everyone wants to rip your dick off

          • Dappou Seraph

            @starstorm295:disqus
            http://www.themarysue.com/jontron-expresses-his-ignorant-views/

            Basically the controversy in the eyes of the pissed fans. This is the best example of it

          • I’m listening to the debate right now. Holy shit. yeaahhhh uh hmmm wow

          • Dappou Seraph

            Ummmm.. may I say ouch …..
            Time does not heal all wounds… this isn’t healing

          • omg why does he keep laughing every time he asks a legit question

          • Dappou Seraph

            I DUNNO IT’S BAD

          • JONNY BOY NO

            that one sonic 06 video is starting to look alot worse

          • Dappou Seraph

            Which one again?

          • idk the exact one but theres one where he just keeps saying the N word over and over again and Barry has to censor it and Arin gets super uncomfortable

          • Dappou Seraph


            Literally the most ironic video on youtube atm

          • You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

          • Dappou Seraph

            Seriously though, for real
            I’m the consistent antihero

          • “we have gotten rid of discrimination”

            WHAT IS HE SAYING?

          • Dappou Seraph

            Tbh, his channel is gonna drop

          • I held on when he was shitty a couple months ago but I’m done with him

          • Dappou Seraph

            Yeah….

            Welp PBG is against him once again so that’s something
            Remember when he got hate for disagreeing with Jon?

          • Rid of discrimination… oh fuck you, Jon. As if trans people have no worries about their right to even shit in the right bathroom. Like women don’t have to fight for the right to do what they want to their god damn bodies. And gay people have to deal with idiots not even baking their wedding cakes. Fucking hell… That pissed me off so much

          • Dappou Seraph

            I may be one of those people who could be considered “privileged”, but discrimination still pisses me the fuck off. I honestly hate that so many people act like this these days…

  • Thoughts? I’m trying to design some characters for a game I’ve been thinking of making

    http://i.imgur.com/xGBLNCo.jpg

    • Dappou Seraph

      😀

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Looks a bit like Hilda from B/W. What’s the game?

      • look below 😛

        And yeah I will probably make her look a bit different. Color will separate her quite a bit

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Oh, I really don’t like Zombies. It sounds like a good idea other than that (which is really just a personal issue).

          Her style is just a bit similar so it reminded me of her.

          • Zombies aren’t really the focus of the game though. It’s more of an excuse to get these characters in a dire situation if that makes sense

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It does. I’ve just had way too many nightmares of them. Also they are the most boring of horror creations imo. Mutants, Monsters, Robots, Aliens, all are better to me. Still as you say they aren’t the focus.

          • Yeah. If you’ve seen the Adventure Time episode “Simon and Marcy”, that’s what I’m looking at. Two characters relying on eachother in that way

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’s one of my favourites, so that sounds good.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I hope the reward for the next Global Mission is a Love Ball (or 10), ’cause it’s hatching eggs which requires breeding.

    • omg yassss

    • Ultron

      It’ll probably be one ball, some number of rare candies

      Also, let me just say, I love these global missions. They’re really laid back and it’s nice when we can actually achieve them

      • Monkeyfuzz

        It definitely will be one ball, but we can live in hope. I actually only signed up and got the FC for the last one because I couldn’t do it. It’s nice when it seems like a feasible goal unlike the first ones.

  • Dappou Seraph


    This video is horrifying yet fabulous

    • The singular Kuppo™

      No, it’s only horrifying

  • Dappou Seraph


    A little pick me up

    • what is this thumbnail

      • Dappou Seraph

        Just listen to the video, it’s glorious

        • oh this guy was in the welcome to youtube comments video by Jello Apocalypse. I gotta save this for later because 40 seconds in and it is amazing

          • Dappou Seraph

            I just found him a little while ago, this man is godly
            All you need to hear is the “Surprised Ghost” line

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dat Rouge <3

  • omg look how good i colored it :O

    http://i.imgur.com/W4uqviC.png?1

  • mother fucker…. youtube got past adblock..

    • Dappou Seraph

      ??

      • The singular Kuppo™

        She meant that adblock wasn’t working on YouTube………. somehow

  • EarthenWarrior

    First showdown of the morning
    Stone Edge Misses and Primarina gets a crit scald…

  • EarthenWarrior

    UGHHHHH SO MANY DEFENSIVE TEAMS THIS MORNING

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok Stone Edge seems to like Missing first in battle

    • Ultron

      My Garchomp can confirm

      • EarthenWarrior

        literally 5 times this morning, ALL LOST BECAUSE OF THAT

  • UnburdenedLegume
  • EarthenWarrior
  • *i’m so-sorree*

    pure talent

    • The singular Kuppo™

      someBODY

  • *i’m so-sorree*
  • EarthenWarrior

    today seems to be national Earthen Bad Luck day
    my stupid Switch won’t connect to the internet, and of all days for the pre-download to Splat2’s global testfire

    • Govnah

      did you try manually connecting to the internet through settings thats how I fixed mine

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        :O

        • Govnah

          yes good sir?

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            You used the Sidon avatar, theif!

            Jk, I don’t think I was gonna use it. I guess it went to good use then. xD

          • Govnah

            its not stealing if it was already stolen 🙂

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            😮

          • Govnah

            it fits me tho doesn’t it

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Haha yeah.

      • EarthenWarrior

        yep and surprise surprise, nothing

        • Govnah

          well then just sell your switch then

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Clearly this is the only course of action.

          • Govnah

            Are you gonna get Splatoon 2?

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Yup. I loved Splatoon 1, and I can’t wait for the testfire. I’m hoping it comes out early in summer so I have more time to get invested in it before school.

          • Govnah

            We are gonna make a team ok?

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Sounds like a good plan! Who else?

          • Govnah

            We kidnap the last 2, or we can ask people nicely

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            I say the former. Asking nicely is overrated anyway.

          • Govnah

            Is it bad im buying switch games just to expand my library lol

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Depends on if you actually want to play them. xD

            The pool of games right now is super shallow, all I have is BotW and Snipperclips. I want to get Specter of Torment, but I know if I just wait a month I can play it without paying again.

          • Govnah

            I bought it again. I love shovel knight. I really hope we get more Info on ARMS soon

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Yeah. April is gonna be a dry month for me, so I hope ARMS comes out early May.

          • Dappou Seraph

            ARMZ

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ahem….

          • Govnah

            I wonder who else we can pick.

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Put the sack over his head

            It’s kidnapping time

          • EarthenWarrior

            Touch me and i’ll make your insides the new outsides

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            (touches)

          • EarthenWarrior

            *grabs you by the chest and pulls your flesh apart so much that your entire body flips inside out*

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            OHHH GAWD I NEED SOME MILK

          • EarthenWarrior

            or a entire legion of highly trained doctors

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            OR A TIME STONE SO CAN GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE I BECAME INSIDE-OUT

          • EarthenWarrior

            nice try, you’d still be inside out
            you’ll have to get somebody else to go back and convince you to not touch me, which is theoretically impossible since you are a dick

          • *i’m so-sorree*

            yeah i’m totally a dick because i touched you. you make no sense sometimes.

          • Dappou Seraph

            I’ll join, it’s better than being alone

          • Govnah

            GET 2 SACKS NOW

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            B-but I only brought one!!

          • Dappou Seraph

            (Grabs a new one)
            (Coats it with ectoplasm)
            The slipperyness prevents them from climbing out successfully

    • Dappou Seraph

      Earthen just called the switch stupid…. WHAT IS LIFE

      • The singular Kuppo™

        When somebody is angry, everything in their eyes are stupid

        • Govnah

          but he is always angry

          • The singular Kuppo™

            If so then everyone here’s​ stupid in earthen’s eyes, that’s why he hates us

        • Dappou Seraph

          But the switch should be an exception

          • The singular Kuppo™

            There aren’t​ any exceptions ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • MelloMori

    So morning Junglers. So someone has found all 900 Korok seeds in BtoW, and found that there is a reward for finding them all, and its kind of the best thing ever in a Nintendo game. Look it up for yourselves since people do complain about every little thing is a spoiler, even content they’ll likely never see, but its kind of amazing.

    • EarthenWarrior

      i know what it is but i never seen it in action

      • MelloMori

        Its fairly pointless since the odds of you needing to use it and not unlocking what it does elsewhere(trying to keep vague on what it does) is very very low.

  • Dappou Seraph

    I can’t believe this sentence is coming out of my mouth…
    Please remove mantine from RU, I just managed to win a match when the foe had 3 mons and I only had mantine. He had a Bewear, something random , and a Ribombee with 4 quiver dances up and I managed to stall the both of them to death

    • Dappou Seraph

      It’s really good… like too good

      • EarthenWarrior

        Still has a exploitable electric weakness to things like Vikavolt and…..A. Raichu

        • Dappou Seraph

          But it’s not enough, it can legit tank a lot of electric types because of how stupidly bulky it is. Volt switch Rotom doesn’t kill it

    • Chaos

      I’ve actually never struggled with Mantine in RU. Just gotta smack it on the physical side.

      Even a couple of flare blitz from darmanitan were enough.

      • Dappou Seraph

        Darm is gone now , rip
        I’m just surprised it’s as bulky as it is

        • Chaos

          Yeh even though I enjoyed using it, it was broken as fuck in the tier.
          Literally cleaned up so many games with just Darm. Good times.

  • Dappou Seraph

    Ever wonder what a TRULY annoying Pokémon would be like?
    I made one

    • EarthenWarrior

      impossible annoying is something that absorbs every hit, regains health and you can’t do anything but struggle

      • Dappou Seraph

        Well, not one of those
        I mean a BULLSHIT WHY IS THIS HAXING ME way

        • *i’m so-sorree*

          oh serene grace pokemon

        • EarthenWarrior

          oh then Jirachi or Togekiss

          • Dappou Seraph

            :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            just pure unfairness
            60 percent to flinch and or paralyze
            so unless you’re faster and can kill it with its solid 100 HP and Def you are screwed

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m two Ancient Cores away from full on Ancient Armor

  • EarthenWarrior

    I take my fancy schmany new Guardian Shield the one i just bought and it broke…

  • Dappou Seraph

    I just lost to a trash talker because they got 3 FUCKING ANCIENT POWER BOOSTS

  • QuantumApples

    I put sad because my mom will never let me watch it