Women and girls are an important part of the Pokémon world. After all, they protect us (Officer Jennys) and care for us (Nurse Joys) and also train alongside men. Let’s not forget that professors didn’t even ask for a gender when starting the game until 3 years after the series debuted.

I won’t get too sentimental, but here’s to all the females that help make Pokémon great!

  • 😀

  • It’s so hard not having a Switch,I want one so bad.:(

    • Looks like you *Switched* subjects there

      Ü

      • I mean,that’s not exactly a new thing,but I’m sure you know that already.

        • Lol nah I just wanted to make the easy pun. I want my Switch too .~.

          • Lol,It hurts so much waiting,and to make things worse,one of my friends has one.

          • Omg noooo lol
            I think if one of my friends got a switch I would just die

          • I’m already dead.(That was a Fist Of The North Star reference)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I get it :]

    • The PinSir

      Same… I mean, I can wait, but it sucks to not be able to play BOTW ._.

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        i wouldn’t play BOTW anyways because it sounds like a legend of zelda with a big helping of skyrim or minecraft.

        • The PinSir

          Yeah, but the idea of now being able to play an open world Zelda game sounds amazing. Plus I love open world games, like Fallout

        • That’s not a bad thing

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    On behalf of all men on earth I apologize to all women for every terrible thing Donald Trump has said……..Keep on keeping on girls!. Haha Really now tho it’s cool PJ is showing appreciation for not only the girls on this site, but the many girl gamers out there that love Pokemon.

    • Oh no don’t worry, we are all sorry about what Trump says. 😛

      It really does make me happy to see more girls finding a love for gaming.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    A glitch in Sun and Moon allows you to finish Poke Pelago activities in 60 seconds, seriously hope GF doesn’t fix this because it makes things a lot easier

    • Wait that’s like… you can EV train Pokémon in 2 minutes?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Yep. start the activity you want. Save the game, then change your 3DS clock to 31/01/2017 and 23:59. Let the clock go to 00:00, boot up your game again and the activities are finished.

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Got several perfect 6IV lv100s well under 2 hours doing this, and its hack free so it doesn’t make you feel guilty either.

          • Oh cool so I bought those rare kitchens for nothing 😛

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Well, there’s the possibility that GF fixes that glitch soooo the rare kitchens would come in handy :p

  • The singular Kuppo™

    Happy women’s day ^-^
    It’s cool to see that PJ is commemorating festivals days that don’t have an event in GO 🙂

    • GonzoI

      Would be interesting if they did. Maybe all Pikachu caught today could be female (balancing out all old Pikachu becoming male while they’re at it).

      • Ultron

        Or if the all female pokemon had a better chance of being found?
        Chansey
        Blissey
        Nidoran F
        Nidorina
        Nidoqueen
        Kangaskhan
        Smoochum
        Jynx
        Miltank

        Such a missed opportunity

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    it’s cool that women’s day is today but is there like a men’s day or something?

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      No because men have never had to struggle in a world where men are in control……..

      • Monkeyfuzz

        You mean as a whole? Because everyone struggles at some point.

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          Well yeah as a whole. Not counting race and other problems throughout history. Men as a whole (specifically white men) don’t have the problems that the minorities have

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I feel like looking at things in such a generalised way isn’t necessarily helpful. I have personally struggled for much of my life and frankly still am, perhaps more than ever. Being expected to be OK because of Gender or Race is actually a problem and why many men don’t speak out when they are struggling.
            Also I don’t want to talk about race but it is much more of an issue in America than it is here.

          • I don’t think that’s really the point though? Like of course people are going to struggle and have problems in their life regardless of gender or race or anything else but men haven’t really had to fight for the right to vote or to be treated equally to men. Women still have to fight for their reproductive rights.

            Men have had it pretty easy all through out history. Of course they have had hardships, I mean they’re human, but they have always had the rights that women had to fight for

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Then what should have been said is “No because men as a whole have never had to struggle for rights or equality in a world where men are in control.”, it’s still somewhat inaccurate but as a generalised statement it works better.
            Otherwise I agree. Everyone is becoming more equal, not fast enough but it’s alot better than some countries even now.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            I’ll agree that maybe generalizing it may not be the best as not everyone experiences the same things and has the same privileges regardless of gender/race/etc, but I honestly don’t think men deserve a day of recognition. If you want to give those who have struggled a day that’s coo, but giving a day for all men is also generalizing and there are certainly many men that don’t deserve that kind of praise. As a white male in middle class (America) I can tell you that I’ve never once had to deal with being stereotyped and I appreciate that immensely. I can’t begin to comprehend how it feels for people of minorities of all kinds to be given problems for simply being “different” I know this makes me sound like an asshole (and it certainly does), but it’s hard for some to really understand how another feels without having gone through the same treatment. For that reason it is kind of hard for me to describe my own standing without making me sound like an asshat. Either way my point is that men over all have had it pretty good and when people try to act like they haven’t it’s incredibly disrespectful to those who have. *sigh*…..I never meant to get into something like this….hahaha

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t think we should have a day for it either. I would also suggest there are many women that don’t deserve that kind of praise. Not treating people as individuals leads to arguments. Simple qualifiers like ‘most’ or ‘many’ would often help to avoid arguments I feel. I also didn’t really want to get into this but nobody is without flaw.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            *sigh* fair enough……Lets just agree everyone should have equal rights and move on hahaha

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        okay….huh i would’ve thought that was a thing somewhere but whatever i guess women and girls need the appreciation more then men and boys.

    • Not trying to be rude but like, straight white men are the most privileged people on the planet and really haven’t stuggled to be treated equally

      • temporario23

        Yeah, I see, Double standards and all.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      There’s father day…..

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        i was thinking that but it’s only for fathers.

    • Armaggedon16

      Actually 19 November is Men’s day. Never understood the point of these days though

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        okay thank you for the info that there is a men’s day in november.

    • Chaos

      Ummm…Every other day of the year.

      😉

  • The PinSir

    So for all the BOTW players here, what would you rate the game and why would you give it that rating?

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Solid 10/10, it’s one of the best games I’ve ever played, and I’m not even like a third through.

    • Armaggedon16
      • Oh I probably shouldn’t have done the anime design because I meant the game version

        • Armaggedon16

          I realized that, and I agree that Lillie is the best female character in the games, Serena in the games is awful

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        FUCK NO

        • Armaggedon16

          Talking about Anime Serena, Game Serena was shit

    • Govnah
    • The singular Kuppo™
      • The only thing that Lillie has over her is more story but yes I love Elesa

      • Daedardus

        Oh shit I only realised now that she dyed her hair between the two games. But yeah, best design of a female character in all of the games.

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      I half expected someone else… but I wholeheartedly agree that Lillie is best

    • Ultron

      She’s definitely up there. Top 3

    • GonzoI

      Hopefully she came across better in the anime. In the game it felt like she was a throwback to “damsel in distress” tropes. Wanting to save her mother was good, but she had very little active role in it. There was a lot of potential in exploring a non-trainer being central to the plot, but it was all “I need you to do X” not “let’s do X together”. The only thing she had going for her in the game storytelling was character growth that was gradual and natural rather than the usual sudden heel-turn I see at the end of a lot of games.

      Personally, I liked Mina. She kind of blew off her job as captain, but then gave one of the best captain battles in the game as a casual afterthought. She had a major character flaw while still being a strong person with agency.

  • Really though, Pokémon has always had such good female characters. Kinda amazing how other game devs struggle with writing a girl but Game Freak does it right. Writing them as characters lol

    But yeah I love GF. They do some dumb stuff sometimes but they make good games

    • Blah sorry I can’t type on a phone

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Saem

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Would be nice to have more female professors, villains etc. We have gained more over time but I feel like we could have more. Also more clothing options for all.

      • I loved Juniper and I want more female professors.

        Also yeah wow like I changed my characters outfit in Moon and realized just how much X and Y’s customization was better

        • The singular Kuppo™

          It sucks that you can’t wear long pants and winter clothing in sm

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I mean we sometimes get minor professors like Fennel but more main ones like Juniper would be nice.

          Even XY’s stuff isn’t enough. Why can’t girls wear backpacks and boys have handbags? Stuff like that.

          • I don’t get why Animal Crossing can let’s you wear all clothes regardless of gender but Pokémon can’t

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Exactly. Same with hairstyles, where’s all the long hair for boys and short for girls?

          • Also why can’t you just choose the color when you buy something. Like you have a shirt and it gives you all the colors and not just a few depending on the version -.-

            And I want hair dye

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yes. I also want hair dye that has a wider variety of colours. Also facial hair but that probably won’t happen because of the characters’ age.

          • It could be like in X and Y where you could have fake facial hair and make up and all that in the PR video place

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah, I wanted that to be available outside of there. Do girls get lipstick now? I feel like if they do then more stuff should become available in general.

          • Yeah they do get lipstick so that’s nice

          • Oh we also had Ivy but she was kinda… sexualized? Just a bit? Which eh I don’t really care

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I forgot because she’s anime only.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I WANT TO HOLD A NEBBY IN A HANDBAG

          • EVERYONE DOES

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            GET IN TEH BAG

          • Monkeyfuzz

            No handbag can hold Nebby.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Ain’t no handbag strong enough

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It can also Teleport out.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      “Pokemon has always had such good female characters”

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36420f6af1c7ae096cbc3cc5344cfb3002c09a2b9cef5211651deeb70f53dcdf.png

      But other than that I agree, lately game developers are sucking at writing good female characters 😐

      • Oh yeaaahhh it was weird how they just forced a love interest into a Pokémon game. But also tbf, all of the X and Y rivals and were equally boring! Equality!

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Tierno was a meme though

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Tierno… The worst Character in XY history

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        What about Serena

        • Lol wut

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            In game Serena, garbage

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Except her Post-Game Clefable

        • The singular Kuppo™

          What about every single character in X&Y except for Sycarmore XD

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            You forgot one person
            Tall and wasted potential

          • He’s as underused az his region

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I like Korrina and her Grandfathers ridiculous eyebrows.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            She’s eh

          • Monkeyfuzz

            At least she has the Mega evolution stuff, more than the other leaders got.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            EXCUSE ME WULFRIC HAD A VILLAGE AND RAMOS HAD A PET GOAT

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’m so sorry I forgot those major and important things.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I even hate Sycamore my Fav… Is Alexa and Trevor

      • Ultron

        Ew she’s so hideous.

    • Ultron

      Well…except Olivia

  • Ok, Kris or Lyra? I kinda like Lyra more but that may be because of HGSS. Kris is cool though

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like both, I prefer Kris’ hat and jacket, also her hair made her more original, but I prefer the rest of Lyras’ outfit. We don’t really have much on then in terms of character so I can only really talk about appearance.

    • Ultron

      Kris because she was first and we have the same name.

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Lyra my close second favorite female protag behind Hilda

  • Monkeyfuzz

    What’s everyone’s favourite female NPC’s from Pokemon (not counting proper characters like Gym Leaders etc)?

    I like the Battle Girls from ORAS, most of the Ace Trainers, Rangers, the Furisode girls, Hex Maniac and probably others.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      She should be since Red and Blue/Green are based more on their FR/LG designs.

    • Ultron

      Damn, I love this. Such a shame

    • The singular Kuppo™

      She has a 04 in her shirt. That’s a cool reference 😉

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    Pfft, who cares about that when it’s NATIONAL PEANUT CLUSTERS DAY!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      This is more ridiculous than the national hot dog month….

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        Guess what else! It’s NATIONAL PROOFREADING DAY!!! Who doesn’t love checking for comma splices?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Omg you guys really like festive days XD

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            I used to check the holidays everyday like a few years ago, but when I saw this I just knew I had to join the holiday fun.

        • I love, grammer

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      OH YEAH OPPOSITE DAY!!!

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • Daedardus

    What do you think is the best Zelda design?

    The Hyrule Warriors one is pretty ace, they really did a great job by taking the best thing out of all the Zelda designs. Screenie here: http://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Hyrule_Warriors_-_Zelda_Artwork.png

    I really like BotW’s design, especially the hair design. In some shots the face looks too round but overall it’s a very nice design, I like her dress too.

    Many people will probably say TP, I can agree with that, she really looks like a princess (maybe even queen) but her face looks too serious and I dislike the brown hair.

    SS one is nice too, reminds me a bit of a past girlfriend :P.

    Toon Zelda is cute, like the Nendoroid they made out of here.

    OoT is one of the worst designs, she really looks like a nun.

  • Ultron

    Yay, it’s Kris! We share names, woo!

  • EarthenWarrior

    So this is where y’all been, so I’ve been making headway in Botw and I killed my first Lynel which I enjoyed so much I want to find more and kill them all!

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Spoilers… yay

    • Omg. Is it that hard to use a spoiler tag

      • Daedardus

        A Lynel is a fairly common enemy, it’s saying like you killed your first Moblin lol.

        • EarthenWarrior

          EXACTLY

  • Ultron

    In honor of women’s day, I’d like to share my favorite female pokemon characters:
    1) Misty. Where to start? She was always so tough in the anime and put stupid Ash in his place.
    She was fiery, but compassionate when she wanted to be.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37a325fc5e0b5707ead2221a19af57e510cf2e5bd762d9ded0b93e85d5d7ea2e.gif

    2) Cynthia. She’s so strong and cool! Her theme is awesome and her team is incredible.
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/38/Diamond_Pearl_Cynthia.png/170px-Diamond_Pearl_Cynthia.png

    3) Lillie. I was not expecting her to come along and steal the show in SM. Her arc was really awesome and I love how she stood up to her mom, but still wanted to save her. I hope she comes back in future titles
    https://68.media.tumblr.com/6ec6b2096217b7c528d8e220ee433122/tumblr_ohq17k706s1vhwy42o1_500.jpg

    4) Karen. Our first dark type trainer. She has a cool design and some sage advice. *cough* I ship her and Nanu *cough*
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/4b/HeartGold_SoulSilver_Karen.png/150px-HeartGold_SoulSilver_Karen.png

    5) Elesa. Her design and character are super cool. She has a nice little role in the story. She’s definitely a standout of the gym leaders in BW.
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/40/Black_2_White_2_Elesa.png/240px-Black_2_White_2_Elesa.png

    6) Green. It’s really cool they decided to include her in the manga, and she was a fun antagonist for a while. She’s also really clever in a way that makes her battles way more interesting than most.
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/f8/Green_RGB_chapter_Adventures.png/250px-Green_RGB_chapter_Adventures.png

    7) Yellow. I’m gonna be honest, I was shook when it was revealed that she was a girl! I had no idea. She’s really caring toward pokemon and her team up with Green to find Red made for a cool story. She’s also got magic powerssss!
    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/0/09/Yellow_Adventures.png/200px-Yellow_Adventures.png

    • Ultron

      Welp, looks like the format got messed up.

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Refresh the page, that would fix it

        • Ultron

          Oh, you’re right. Okay good 🙂

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      WHY IS YELLOW ONLY NUMBER 7?!
      (Also really liked May’s manga version. She was absolutely great)

      • Ultron

        Eh, anything after #3 isn’t really in any specific order xD I haven’t read that far though

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          ;~;
          Sapphire birch for best goil

          • Ultron

            I still need to read the johto stuffs

      • May was the best part of the manga

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          She honestly was

    • In no particular order…
      Lillie
      Cynthia
      Elesa
      Bianca
      Lusamine

      • Ultron

        I see we share some favorites 😉

  • TheNintendoChip

    Zelda BotW arrived yesterday! I’ve been playing it so much and I love it. It’s also been challenging, which is simultaneously refreshing and frustrating.

    • Daedardus

      Difficulty drops off after a while though. There are still some difficulty spikes, but I haven’t died in the last five hours I played. Feels good to get revenge on enemies that kicked your ass in the first hours of the game.

      • TheNintendoChip

        Aww I kind of wanted it to stay hard. I suppose since there’s no set path, everything has to be more or less the same difficulty.
        I just got done beating the Divine Beast Vah Ruta. Nearly kicked my butt b/c I didn’t have nearly enough arrows, food, and only had 4 hearts

        • Daedardus

          Don’t worry, there are still tough fights if you want to go in head first. Some enemies will still outclass you and the best weapons in the game are not much more powerful than what you can find in the midgame. You just get better at avoiding fights, finding alternate paths, using your wit to tackle a group of enemies… The skills you pick up from defeating beasts also help, Mipha’s Grace is one of the main reasons I hardly die anymore. That and because I pick up like 10 fairies each time I go to the Fairy Fountain. Only annoying enemies are the guardians, it is hard to run away from them if you are in no need for a fight.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
    • The singular Kuppo™

      If Zedla was a girl she’d dating mertoid

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Inded

  • EarthenWarrior

    I haft slain the White Maned Lynel!!!!!!!!! Which apparently are absolutely death garuenteed monsters
    And I have proof
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d629506b93ca49eec3edcd37a813fdfc6be36c550115630a199f7a4a9f076db.jpg

    • Daedardus

      Man, I play so much everyday and I still feel like you are way ahead of me. How many shrines have you done already? I’m now on my way to Goron City, just got the Master Sword so I can take on the dungeon bosses and going to beat all four dungeon bosses before I go retrieve all my memories . After that it’s big boss time I guess :D!

      • EarthenWarrior

        I have 18 hearts and right now and did all 4 Dungeons with I’m kinda hunting Lynels which are becoming my new favorite thing to do, I want to get all memories, dragons and have at least 25 hearts before I tackle the castle

    • Thank you

  • Daedardus

    Oh dang the Switch does have an activity log, but it only unlocks after a week of playing! Updates in increments of five hours and has no cap (the more refers to the hours in between increments) https://twitter.com/AndreSegers/status/837570625833095168

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      okay wow like i would play for like a week straight JUST TO GET AN ACTIVITY LOG. ugh.

      • Daedardus

        You just have to wait a week after you started the game for the first time, not play the week straight lol. 😛

        • *The Impatient Matenou*

          oh…alright but a week is a bit much

    • Ultron

      100 hours already? That is too much.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I wonder if you could unlock more things

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Hey guys for starters in my second region do you think
    An Armadillo, Garden Snail, and something else (not sure yet) would be good starters?

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      i like it but maybe if the types are fire armadillo, grass snail, and water snake

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I thought Fire Armadillo and Grass Snail too, but I already had idea setup for a Snake

        • *The Impatient Matenou*

          okay but i think the water snake should be water/poision type.
          like this snake
          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52ac91e6447dcde919a68f2b2f5e201de2593058f05abb2552dedbe5492f1b51.jpg

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Oh I meant other than a Starter I think I might go with a Basilisk aka the lizard that can run on water

          • Ultron

            Yes, do it

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            😀 Starters in this region will be sweet!

          • The singular Kuppo™

            That’s a great idea *0*

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            😀

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            but the piosionous water snake IS a good idea for a pokemon

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            It’s a really good idea I could do it as a Water type in the region if you don’t mind?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            YAAAAS

    • MenacingCascoon

      Can you battle?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Sure just give me a minute to open my DS I’ll tell you when I’m ready

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I’m ready do you have FC?

        • MenacingCascoon

          Probably not,
          4098-2443-5786
          What’s yours?

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Mine’s
            FC: 0748-2900-2536
            IGN- Alex

          • MenacingCascoon

            My IGN is Zuri

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I’m in ready?

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Alright Good Luck!

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Whats your IGN?

    • Cosimo

      I’ve always wanted a bear starter, a lemur starter, and a dolphin starter…

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alrighty since I’ve been getting better killing these things and I possess a death wish I desire to fight the most deadly beast in existence
    The Silver Mane Lynel

  • So let me clarify.. the Switch saves games to the system, but not to your account? So if you bought a new Switch, you couldn’t keep your purchases?
    Or does it save it to the SD card?

    Also are save files saved to the system, SD card, or cartaridge

    • Ultron

      From my understanding, if you bought a new switch you could not transfer purchases. So if your switch gets destroyed you might lose everything. I don’t think they save to the SD or cartridge. I could be wrong, but I think that’s what Legume was saying..

      • Do they plan on changing that to be like the Wii U and 3DS?

        • Ultron

          I have no idea! If I’m right, hopefully!

      • EarthenWarrior

        Nintendo really? you have millions of our dollars and a bright future in gaming and you honestly overlooked such a tremendous saving flaw? tsk tsk tsk

        • Ultron

          Yep. And I just confirmed that is definitely the case too. All save data is stored solely on the console…perhaps it’s best not to take the switch with you. Seriously you would think that for a portable console, you would make multiple ways to store data incase something happens. Here’s an article if you’re more interested

          http://www.polygon.com/2017/3/2/14790702/nintendo-switch-game-saves-backup-sd-card

  • EarthenWarrior

    Yep…..my everything is broken…..all in one hit…..

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Well that idea DIED fast

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I’m a DIEhard fan of these puns

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Seriously, these puns are KILLER

          • You’ve made a grave mistake

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            You’re DEAD to me

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Guys stop you’re KILLING me

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Hey, these jokes are to DIE for

      • EarthenWarrior

        oh hush It saw me the very second i landed shot me with arrows that one shot me and it broke out of stasis in a quarter of a second and it broke every bone and internal organ in my body……..yeah this thing is a toughie

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Welp, you died
          And there’s no bones about it

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Thats funny!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Credits in Pokemon games are really something else. They’re truly beautiful :0

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Jk they’re not that good

        • ??

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I somehow feel that I was overeating in the previous comment…

    • Ultron

      Magnezone or the sky? xD

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I think both might be a good answer

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Well because I was already going to and to grieve about losing I’m gonna go draw my Starters then come back and unveil them

    • MenacingCascoon

      GG. That was a good match :D. No worries everyone gets two matches so now youre in the loser bracket.

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    PinSIRRR I WANAN BATTLE YUUU

  • EarthenWarrior

    gonna go try again and again, if i can kill this thing i am champion

  • MenacingCascoon

    Women in Pokemon always have good designs to me, and anime wise most of them have good personalities. Here’s my list of the top 5 women in Pokemon.
    5 Bonnie.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/72r8blkHdKWLS/giphy.gif
    She’s an adorable child, and is an amazing character in the anime Series. Bonnie is an outgoing child, and loves pokemon. She is MUCH better than Max due to her not constantly nagging her brother, nor acting like a complete know it all. I believe Bonnie character is the representation of Bravery.
    4. May
    https://media.giphy.com/media/9tHExBqUDFXwI/giphy.gif
    “Whaaaat the main girl of Hoenn, your favorite region is only number 4???” Yea this shocked me too. Originally May used to be my favorite Pokemon girl, I mean come on, who couldnt love that bandana, Torchic, and those gloves. But after some reflecting, I realized May, while very cool, doesnt have THAT much development or depth to her character. Sure at first she hated pokemon, but her attitude changes so quickly that you forget that she used to hate them. The best thing May brought to the series is contest battles. Now, Ash isnt the main target of everything.
    3. Dawn
    http://media3.giphy.com/media/MpHGtb8s1gwow/giphy.gif
    “Whaaaat The Main girl from Sinnoh is higher than main girl for Hoenn???” Yea this really shocked me as well. After I rewatched Sinnoh, I realized how Good Dawn is. She actually develops. In direct contrast to May’s hate for pokemon but natural talent, Dawn loves pokemon, and always knew she wanted to be a coordinator, but Dawn was just awful in contests, Losing twice in a row (both in the performance stage).Thus causing her to enter a mini depressive state where she didnt want to perform in contests anymore. This caused never before seen development in a character. Most characters in the show always push on, but Dawn actually was about to quit. We also Dawn actually learning from Ash. She goes from always losing to 2nd place in the Grand Festival.
    2. Serena
    https://media.giphy.com/media/jb4Gf8TgCVji0/giphy.gif
    Now I dont have MUCH to say for Serena because I have nt finishied the Kalos anime yet, but I knew she’s just awesome. Serena was actually lost on what to do with herself. Most characters in the show know what they want to be/ do from the start, but Serena actually was lost. Fans have always hinted Misty liked Ash or Mayliked Ash (Ew), but this was actually confirmed. Not only this, but Serena was actually attracted to Ash which caused for great moments for the show. I still need to watch more of the show, but her development to where Ive seen (a little after her haircut) made me love her.
    1. Lillie
    https://68.media.tumblr.com/52e7d93425c07decef5abcfce4e85cfb/tumblr_oh2wngYVNv1qioqevo1_r1_400.gif
    Im gonna keep this one short because everyone just played SM, so everyone pretty much knows why she would be here. Lillie is just awesome. She grows as a character from Helpless to Helpful, not only her growth, but the fact she’s in game character, unlike every other character on this list, is strong. Sun and Moon demonstrated they can make an amazing cast of very different characters in Pokemon games.

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      May is on this list.. I’m happy
      (Even though her manga counterpart is actually perfect)

      • MenacingCascoon

        Yea I need to get into the manga sometime, I just dont know where to find it

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Literally look up PokeSpe
          You can read it online…
          Speaking of…

    • MenacingCascoon

      Sorry the pics didnt load in the right spot, but oh well. I really need to calm down on these big walls of text 😛

      • The singular Kuppo™

        If you refresh The page they will load in the right spots

    • Lillie wins by default

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Seeing Lillie more and more as everyone favourite Pokemon’s girls makes me want more and more a Sun and moon sequel, I would like to see Lillie being developed more as a character ^-^

    • Ultron

      Oh, come on. We totally know Misty had a crush on Ash. She just wasn’t super obvi about it 😉

      • The singular Kuppo™

        And she never had the chance to be obvi about it ;-;

        • Ultron

          T-T Plus this vulpix girl asks misty is she’s his girlfriend and she sorta stutters

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
    • The singular Kuppo™

      Sun in this new manga is practically the reincarnation of Dia from the Diamond and Pearl manga

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        He really is
        The one thing that bothers me is that Moon has gotten nearly no characterization other than being smart

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      @starstorm295:disqus

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    As for my favorite female characters, probably Lillie or Dawn.

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    ~SuMo Manga lists Lillie in a battle contest
    ~People think she’d finally battle
    ~Same events as when you meet her ingame occur with the female protag
    ~Turns out Nebby signed itself up for the tournament somehow
    ~Sigh for the wasted potential here

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Don’t worry, we are going to be able to battle her in the Next S&M games

      WE BETTER BE

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        I hope

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Props for the two second cameo from Gladion who shows up out of nowhere and is like
      “Type Null saw a crack in the sky and it was nervous”
      And is never referenced again in the chapter

    • Ultron

      Oh, Nebby, you silly goose

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Nebby you silly fuck

        • The singular Kuppo™

          God seraph, are you angry? XD

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Tbh a little. This chapter has completely disappointed me. Outside of team skull being beautiful and “OMG SHIPPER OLIVIA” this chapter was literally did nothing new. Gladion also shows up for no reason

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Where are you reading the manga? You buy them or are they online somewhere?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Soooooo close, I think I can beat it, I just need it to not liquefied my body upon the impact of his force

  • MenacingCascoon

    @irvinap:disqus
    @armaggedon16:disqus
    You two are to battle each other BTW. Just in case

  • EarthenWarrior

    EARTHEN IS NOW APEX KING!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRARRRRAAAGGGARARRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a88cb4394a0796dfe957e5bb7b45c7ccfce76625caf07f609106cec6cb0c93c.jpg

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Its sad when the first thing you notice on this… is the Oshawott liking Elesa’s popsicle

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6e1c40988aa591e315dfb4da183dcf706c1bd52f6a837f8a9767dfdae314349.jpg

    • Nice

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      I noticed the Oshawott on the Klinks

    • MenacingCascoon

      Or how N is literally nude.
      Personally I dont believe Shauntal is a girl

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I think she is beautiful

        • MenacingCascoon

          Lol I meant boy. I actually dont think Shauntal is a girl. He never lookds like a She to me

    • EarthenWarrior

      Uhhhhhhhhh N is nude

      • MenacingCascoon

        And the oshawott in LEnora is Skirt. Or the one Caitlin is sitting on

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Does anyone notice the Oshawott with a bow on it is just looking at him

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I do
          But the one with the klinks

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Is saying pls. Don’t squish me

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yes

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      SOMEONE GET THE OSHAWOTT OUT OF CAITLIN’S HAIR I THINK IT’S DEAD

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      First thing I noticed was the Klink grinding that poor oshawott’s head.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Oh God N is naked

      Also the first thing I noticed in the image……… Was the oshawott in Lenora’s hair

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        Second thing I noticed was the ripped Oshawott sand statue.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Third thing I noticed was the Oshawotts in Elesa’s headphones​

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            What about the one in Caitlin’s hair that may or may not be dead

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Don’t worry he’s gonna die soon

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Or the one being crushed by Caitlin

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Oh god

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            This picture is the very definition of Oshawott abuse

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            My poor babies

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Now we need one about Poplio’s

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            More so littens

          • The singular Kuppo™

            No please no, the poor cat doesn’t deserve that kind of torture

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Its evolution is torture enough.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            But we need to torture it for it

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Just let it enjoy its early years. The torture will come later.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Kill it before it breeds

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Y u guys r so cruel? ;-;

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            We are trying to purge the field group of the ugly genes.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Because Incineroar is garbage

          • The singular Kuppo™

            More like HOT garbage =]

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            That’s funny cause it’s true

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Incimeroar is so overHeATED

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            We need to stop it’s evolution

          • But it’s okay because jigglypuff

    • I first noticed Shauntal’s nice tits

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        What is in her hand

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          OH GOD NOT THE INNOCENT OSHAWOTT

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

          • lol I’m so desensitized to this

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        There are tits in this picture? I hadn’t noticed.

      • Elesa is pretty cute too

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Thats close second I saw. And yes nice ones

    • Ultron

      um….Nude N in the back?

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Nothing wrong with that

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        N for nude

    • Sweet Fae

      I am most uncomfortable

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I understand you.

        There are too many Oshawotts in this pic

        • Sweet Fae

          too much boob, but I guess I cant judge them too much, after all they did give two of them smaller boobs so its semi realistic

          • The singular Kuppo™

            For me it’s still unrealistic xD but yeah oversized boobs are the worst >~<

          • Sweet Fae

            i mean yeah but I feel like if I say that someones gunna come at me with the “er ma gresh wat a triggered feminazi” and I really don’t have that fight in me anymore these days

          • I’m a triggered feminizazi though

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I’m glad you aren’t a triggered feminazi. I heard that triggered feminizazis are cool people.

            .

            Sorry I had to :p

          • Dang it my phone again >.>

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Kinkshawott fusion.

    • EarthenWarrior

      also that one with Skyla
      Luckiest bastard ever

  • EarthenWarrior

    Now this may be the copious amounts of gamer cockiness but I feel so powerful in-game I’m gonna tackle Hyrule Castle

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Don’t worry about cockiness, I bet you’ll win

      • EarthenWarrior

        Or have an entire armada of Guardians vaporizing me until even the dust of my dusk will be destroyed

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          If you fight the boss… you’ll probably win
          I personally think it looks VERY easy

          • EarthenWarrior

            Granted I did kill the Silver Mane Lynel and they have more health then the final final boss, I might win but if I do then the whole advanture stops
            Sure I can explore every inch of the game do every shine and fight all the mini bosses but the drive won’t be so potent

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            so you’ve seen the final final boss?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Only a fleeting glimpse

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Personally, I beleive every game has at least one thing they mess up on
            This is BOTW’s thing… the final final boss

  • Anyways, tiddies aside, the streaming services are coming to the Switch eventually

    http://retrogamerblog.com/post/158162527973/reggie-fils-aime-netflix-hulu-and-amazon-video

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      I thought it was the other way around? Like I thought it was Guzma who beat his dad.

      • Well he didn’t say it was Guzma who did it, just that his dad did get beat

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Yeah, but what evidence do we have that this is the case over the opposite? Bent gulf clubs + “I was the one who got beat” + he says something like “he really is a good guy”, which would only make sense if he screwed up in the first place.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    OH MY GOD.

    • EarthenWarrior

  • Daedardus

    Earthen where did you find all the time to play so much? 😛
    I only got like 10 hearts and three stamina upgrades and one dungeon down. And I’ve played non-stop each day. You sure you still sleep?

    • EarthenWarrior

      (i barely sleep and i get up extremely early) i have been off for 4 days,
      I played probably a collective of 40-60 hours and i have urinated in several containers to avoid stopping

      and to make matters even more daunting i done reached Hyrule Castle and beat Calamity Ganon, but decided not to fight the final final boss until i have all memories, the majority of shines completed, and until i see the three dragons and earned their blessings also upgrade some stuff and activate the last two fairy fountains

      this can sum up my achievements

      • Daedardus

        That’s a lot, but I think I’m near 40 hours myself too. Might find out this friday. Just make sure you take care of yourselves ;).

        • EarthenWarrior

          naw i’m fine, i get 2 hours of sleep eat only sugary and salty snacks and i have this delightful tingling sensation in my left arm

  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

    I now want an Emu pokemon

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Should have ended in Failure like it did
      Thats what you get for screwing with the wimpier Australian Ostrich counterpart

    • Ultron

      It could only be a dark type. There is no other option for such evil creatures

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      I love emus

  • The Subzero Kurusu
    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      oh cool ideas i’m going to draw them too but in my own way okay.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Ok?…

    • EarthenWarrior

    • Ultron

      I would probs go with water! Do you know final typings. I feel like water/electric would be cool for a basilisk

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Hmm I have no official final typing for any, but I like Water/Electric I also thought Water/Dragon

        Snail I have 0 clue of a second type

        Yet Armadillo I thought Rock would be good for it

        • Ultron

          OO yeah dragon might be cool…Fire/Rock is kind of a death sentence unless it’s fast though. Maybe it could run shell smash or something if you really want that typing (theoretically of course)

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Yeah I could do Ground too they are both Cool typings

          • Ultron

            I feel like grass/rock would be cool for the snail. I’m not sure what you had in mind conceptually though.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I actually had nothing yet

            Except how it has arms I feel that could work into something (but not much)

            Grass/Rock sounds terrific too

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Water

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        You like it?

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Hey who keeps saying Fire Starters are based on Chinese Zodiac cause

    WTF is Typhlosion?!

    And Delphox… A fox isn’t on the list unless they say Foxes are related to dogs and that sense yes it fits

    • Ultron

      Foxes are canines…but I still think the theory doesn’t fit tbh

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Yeah cause Foxes are canines, yet Technically all dogs are canines but not all K9’s are dogs

        And still WTF is Typhlosion exactly that could be related to it?

        • Ultron

          On the zodiac…nothing. It’s like a weasel

    • MelloMori

      The argument for Typhlosion is that its the mouse, because its starting form is called the field mouse pokemon. However its line is based on quilled animals like hedge hogs, so it really doesn’t work. The theory is just fan BS that get’s updated and re-imagined as every example that doesn’t fit it comes up.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Its a mouse…………………….. No not possible!

  • Awesome Waffles

    In commemoration of this month:
    Favorite female player character?
    Favorite female Gym Leader?
    Favorite female Elite 4 member?
    Favorite female Trial Captain?
    Favorite female character in general is also good!

    • Ultron

      -Hilda
      -Misty
      -Karen
      -Lana
      -Non pokemon? Ahsoka Tano and Luna Lovegood

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Easy as heck
      Hilda
      Jasmine
      Shauntal
      Lana
      The Female protag. Of Fossil Fighters Champions or Lillie

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hilda
      Iris
      Bertha
      Mallow
      Iris

    • -Hilda
      -Elesa
      -Acerola
      -Acerola/Mina
      – Umm well Lapis has been ruined as a character so.. Tracer!

      • Ultron

        Okay, WHY don’t they take Lapis and Peridot on their adventures!!!?!!?! >:I

        • it’s kinda amazing how they managed to take my two favorite characters and just ruin them so quickly. yeah just take the most interesting character, the one that has so much potential for good moments, character interactions, and possibility for one of the best character arcs in the show, and flanderize her to hell.

          • Ultron

            I just do not buy it that peridot and lapis just chill in a barn and do nothing all day. Why did Rebecca Sugar bench them? I liked the episode with them and Connie, but they pretty much just ran a car wash..

          • She just sucks uhggggggggggggggg

            Like shes there because the crewniverse bit off more than they can chew. Jasper, rubies, diamonds, Rose and the cluster so Lapis got left behind because they tripped over themselves

          • Ultron

            Yeah, Lapis felt like a big plot point in season 1, but since then she hasn’t done much…Peridot hasn’t really done much in over a season either :/ It’s not fairrrrr, Peridot is the only one who hasn’t fused!

          • I want to write a whole thing about how much I despise Season 4 Lapis soon. My frustrations just keep building up and the show is at such a low point its insane.

          • Ultron

            Sugar knows what she needs to do…bring in L&P!

          • She won’t. They are doing an episode about the rubies tomorrow because they did way too much at once. This isn’t Gravity Falls where you can Foyt multiple mysteries in because the episodes are 20 minutes long, it’s 10 minutes and has a lot of characters

          • Ultron

            Ugh, the rubies?? AGAIN?

          • Ultron

            Lol…but like why do we have time to waste on episodes like fucking Tiger Philanthropist (seriously, what did this episode add?? It was pointless) and Ronaldo…

          • http://sataniquespider.tumblr.com/post/156989770049/likei-mean-no-disrespect-but-as-someone-who-used

            This this this. Omg the SU Critical tag is all of my frustrations being visualized

          • Ultron

            Ima be honest, the art style changing isn’t that big of a deal to me. But the story telling part…season 4 has been really weak. It’s not that there’s too much filler, it’s that they’re focusing on the WRONG characters with that filler. Don’t get me wrong, there have been some good eps this season. The first episode with smokey quartz was good. The zoo stuff was generally interesting. Mindful education was good. Other than those, you could skip like everything…

          • Oh actually, here is a good thing I just found

            https://gemshow-crit.tumblr.com/post/158145429035/its-so-sad-how-a-lot-of-abuse-survivors-relate-to

            It’s so sad how a lot of abuse survivors relate to or are kin with Lapis and the crewniverse completely fucked over her character development to the point where Lapis is an annoying, snarky, embarrassing, and overall unlikable character.

            We can’t talk about her resilience from fleeing homeworld, the martyr complex she has, her difficulties with her self esteem post-Jasper, or ANYTHING in relation to her personality.

            Because Lapis never had one.

            Apparently, lapi//dot was more important than giving Lapis a personality. That pisses me off considering all of the potential she had to be a valuable and resilient character for abuse survivors to take comfort in.

          • Ultron

            That’s a good point. They made her mopey and depressed, but barely give her room to cope with what she’s been through. You gotta give her development. I feel like steven/connie/pearl/garnet/amethyst/greg/peridot (although she could use more development too) have had enough arcs and development. Lapis needs something

          • EarthenWarrior

            I can’t find the image but it depicts a timeline of Lapis’s mood from the show
            and it just digresses until it gets to Rick from Rick and Morty

      • Awesome Waffles

        Aww…Lapis. 🙁

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Dawn
      Erica
      Karen
      Lana
      Dawn

  • Ultron

    YES! After a week of breeding, I finally got the perfect Wishiwashi in a beast ball. Was looking for 5IV, but I’ll take 6 😛

    • EarthenWarrior

      boring,

      • Ultron

        Boring?? Wishiwashi is a beast..and it’s the perfect pokemon for a beast ball. People just slap a BB on anything, but this one actually deserves it.

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s a wuss fish that needs more wusses to be less of a wuss
          just generic water with a basic moveset

          • Ultron

            Still a cool pokemon. It could’ve just been a big fish, but a horde of fish is pretty unique.

          • Govnah

            its a really cool idea for a pokemon

          • EarthenWarrior

            the hell is your avatar….

          • Govnah

            A komala sleeping on a sudowoodo? Tf you think it is

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Adorable :3

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I love Komala hugging Sudowoodo!!!

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’d sooner break em loose, cover them with batter and flash fry them with fries and tartar sauce
            http://www.italianfoodforever.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sardines1.jpg

          • Ultron

            You’re just a hater

          • Govnah

            Taters gonna Tate

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    BotW spoilers
    I just found a DRAGON! It’s called Farosh based on the compendium, and I have no idea how to kill it, let alone hit it.

    • Govnah

      THROW A STICK AT IT

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        GOT IT

        • Govnah

          I found ya boi Sidon

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Yep, I’ve already done the Zora part (the only part I’ve done actually). I love the divine beast stage 1 thing.

          • Govnah

            he is a great character, easily one of my favorites

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Plus he has a pretty good VA

          • Govnah

            When I hear this I wanna die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoSnsTHsYA

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Stone talus battle is the best battle theme

          • Govnah

            Ikr but this one scares me

        • EarthenWarrior

          you throw a stick at it and it glares at you
          blasts you with lightning

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            But it already is….?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Earthen knows the Dragon….a great Thunder Spirit that roams the land, she flies high and low, sometimes from the lake sometimes from the mountains….she….be-quells my rage……i leaped at it attempting to strike the beast before it flew into the havens, with my taut bowstring i let loose a flurry of arrows…one of them made contact…..it flinched and soared away, a glimmer in the rainy night sky, a scale…..a scale broke off the majestic beast’s hide….i felt great power from it…i carry it to this day

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        :O

  • Govnah

    is it me or this sounds better then the actual main theme

  • Uhg… now I’m pissed about Lapis >:I

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Why?

      • Ok so like uhgg…. So she was introduced as this mysterious and powerful gym that had a history with the crystal gems and a friendship with Steven. She just wanted to get home, did some really bad things to do it (Steal the ocean, almost drown Steven and Connie) but Steven calmed her down, forgave her, and healed her so she could get back home. Cool.

        So then she comes back with Peridot and Jasper as a prisoner and informant. The way Lapis acts around Jasper shows that they have not had pleasant interactions priotr to arriving on Earth. She even argues with Steven about escaping because she is so hopeless that she just wants the lightest punishment she could get and doesn’t want to risk anything. She later fuses with Jasper to take her as a prisoner and she is out of the show for a while. Good. Enough time to develop Peridot (and she is a whole other can of worms)

        So here is when it starts getting shaky. Malachite comes back RIGHT AS THE CLUSTER IS BEING DEALT WITH. So already we won’t get time to relax after the cluster because Lapis is back in the show. What ever. Fine. So Jasper is gone and it isn’t clear if she’s actually dead or still out there. We don’t know until Alone at Sea which is a long long ways away. Lapis gets a fantastic episode (Same Old World) then right after that, she has to deal with Peridot then she becomes an asshole.

        Despite the fact that Peridot has made it super clear that she wants peace with Lapis, she just won’t have it. She destroys the tape recorder which is what kept Peridot sane basically! Add that to the “lapis did something shitty list”. And I get it. Lapis has some very bad memories of Peri and is hesitant to trust her. BUT IT TAKES ONE EPISODE? Then right after, the rubies come so Lapis doesn’t get time to talk about what happened and adjust to living with Peridot. We’re just jumping into this.

        So she gets Alone at Sea which is a great episode that SHOULD lead into Lapis helping Pearl, Steven and Connie hunt down Jasper to get closure or hell, even just some time to help Lapis heal. But no, she gets squared away just so she could be lazily shipped with Peridot. She could be cut out of like, all the episodes she is in and nothing would be different.

        She does nothing. She never has to deal with the bad things she has done, she never deals with her own issues (she’s an abuse victim, she’s depressed, she possibly has PTSD, etc.) and she does nothing to help other characters in a way that improves herself. Why not help her heal by becoming part of beach city and maybe delivering pizzas or fishing (which is set up in Alone at Sea) for Fish Stew Pizza.

        But no. No no no. They got so lazy.

        • Sweet Fae

          honestly I just chalked that up to it being who she is, I never liked her character, she’s morally weak and mostly self serving. So no that she’s out of harms way and living a peaceful life she can be who she really is…. nothing… she’s not ambitious at all

          • And thats super shitty writing honestly. With how much weight to the story they gave her, for her to just be a selfish asshole with little personality is just amazingly bad

          • Sweet Fae

            no its not, they still have time to rectify her if they wish, it would be that if they ended the show and never did anything significant with her ever again, but right now, for an 11minute show, she’s unnessecary because they have other things to focus on, its how steven universe does it, there are tons of sub plots and events that they pick up and leave for a while only to go back and tie up loose ends later

          • yeah but is that really the best way to go about it? How many plots are there now?

            Diamonds
            Rubies
            Lapis/Peridot
            Corruption
            Bismuth
            Rose
            Mystery Girl

            like there is so much going on and with such a character heavy show, you can’t leave them in the dust like they did to Lapis. Get your characters right, then jump into plot

          • Sweet Fae

            no, they need to just give us longer episodes more frequently so I can drown myself in steven universe duh 😛

          • I feel like Steven Universe is like my best friend who is rad but fucks up sometimes but I forgive them because they mean well but they keep fucking up over and over to the point where they are just testing my patience.

            *sigh* Maybe they can pull themselves out of this rut? Maybe? Just maybe?

          • Ultron

            I feel like her abuse doesn’t define her though, but the show makes it seem like it does. That’s the worst part about it.

          • and technically it was jasper who was the real victim but eh

          • Ultron

            Yes, Jasper was a victim that’s true. But Lapis also was trapped in a mirror and had her gem forcibly removed and cracked. Jasper also wasn’t all that nice to Lapis either, and kind of used her

          • im so salty.
            i miss season 2
            im mad
            im mad that im mad about a fucking cartoon

          • Ultron

            It’s okay, it’s okay. I have faith Lapis will get some good stuff next season

          • Ultron

            Am I that one annoying fan for wanting her to really emotionally connect with peridot and be able to fuse? Maybe Peridot has some tragic past and they can deal with their probs together. Idk, maybe that’s stupid

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          This is reliable info wow just reading this makes despise her too

          And I feel they might do something with her farther along the road, but shes kind of gone into the “American Laziness” as I call it (No offense to my fellow Americans, but we are pretty f*ckin’ lazy) I feel she has a chance to bounce back

    • Ultron

      I’m sorry if I brought this upon you D:

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Hey I made a unique idea for two different birds
    first the main Regional Bird
    A Bluejay that becomes Dark/Flying upon final form because they are brutes and territorial and they love to just be bad

    And the second
    A Cardinal that I haven’t given a typing yet, but it hates the Bluejay

    Reason for this story is
    The Bluejay was brought in by a foreign ship then they started to colonize the area and started pushing out the Cardinal till they both sat in stalemates against each other over territory, but they get into epic brawls

    • Govnah

    • Ultron

      I always thought fighting/flying could work for a blue jay, but dark could work too.

    • The PinSir

      Oh cool! I like this whole situation with the Blue Jay and Cardinal. Perhaps the Cardinal could be Fighting or even a Ghost type (because dark beats Ghost)?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Those are good types I love the Fighting idea though! Thanks!

        • The PinSir

          np

  • EarthenWarrior

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGR2hXj4tKE
    this music…..it fills my heart with bewilderment and melancholy, such a peaceful enchanting melody…but it also sounds…distraught…and yearning……. like its crying somehow…..

    • Govnah

      what even is your avatar?

    • Marnipreed

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  • Ultron

    I’ve seen people suggest that I put EV’s into HP for Wishiwashi..but doesn’t that seem pointless? Shouldn’t I invest them into Sp. Def instead since its HP is so low?

  • EarthenWarrior

    ooo i just had a idea
    Squeazel
    Dark
    The Jittery PKM
    Limber/Run Away HA: Emergency Exit
    a very slender and tubular mammalian pokemon with jet black fur, it has a bushy tail with white specks and small legs but with powerful leg muscles their bones are extremely flexible and can contort to a variety of positions with never breaking or snapping, it has a bone white muzzle with very sharp pointy teeth and very wide bright yellow eyes (with bloodshotness)
    “Timid and cowardly they sense predators and squeeze their bodies into tiny openings and slip away, some say that when cornered they summon great ferocity and viciously bite back”

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Various Japanese TV Guides have revealed the next pair of new episode titles from Pokémon Sun & Moon. These episodes are set to air on April 6th as part of a one-hour special. March 30th is a week off. The first features Ash bonding with Pikachu while the final episode features Litten request Ash’s help with the Stoutland it lives with
    Episode 964: The Promise Between Ash and Pikachu
    Episode 965: It is Time for Litten to Set Off!

    (FUCK ASH IS GONNA GET LITTEN GODDAMIT)

    • EarthenWarrior

      Dude we all knew he was gonna get it eventually, but it still cares about that old Stoutland
      please of please writers write in a actual death, really shake it up

    • The PinSir

      Not sure why for the bonding Ash and Pikachu episode, I mean they already trust one another in battle and are great friends. Also, this is the whole Sandile situation again with Ash and Litten isn’t it?

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        No because they treat litten like it’s god every damn time it’s on screen… It’s going to be one of THOSE situations. .like with Greninja where it literally becomes the most important mon in his roster

        • The PinSir

          Oh not again…
          I don’t watch the SM series, but that sucks Litten is going to be like that.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I’m sure it will considering the attention this thing is getting

        • Ultron

          But Rowlet is his first alola starter, there’s no way Litten will become more prominent

  • last lapis salt post. but here it is. here it all is

  • The PinSir

    Since it’s International Women’s day, what’s your favorite female Pokemon Character and why?

    • Well Lillie is pretty obvious so I’ll go with Elesa.

      I just love it how you have a character who is a model. A person who makes money from looking good, people usually thought of as shallow people who just care about their looks, just be such a great person. She is amazingly supportive of Bianca and understands why her journey is important to Bianca. She conveys it to her father and in this one moment shows so much about who she is. I love her so much

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Dawn because fourth gen is always the answer.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Unpopular opinion
      iris
      She is just such a stark contrast to all the girly girls Pokemon shits out every year, an innocent young girl blah beh blah, Iris has spunk and isn’t afraid to show it, but she also harbors a great love and respect for pokemon which i revere highly and to top it all off she’s nothing short of a prodigy trainer with not only being the Opelucid Gym leader aq such a young age she even managed to become champion in two short years
      And spare me the low hanging fruits of Iris’s dubbed voice

    • Ultron

      90’s kid here, Misty is my favorite.

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Let’s just say I’m strange I like

      The female in Collosseum as she is just so nice and helpful

      Hilda… Need I say more?

      Lillie nice, Pretty and “Nebby get in the bag!”

    • For me,probably Mallow.She’s got a nice design and she can cook.Yeah,nothing too specific for me to say about why I like her.

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Can we point out that Swanna is possibly the most irrelevant pokemon in existence?

    • Ultron

      I think you mean qwilfish

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        No I mean Swanna
        I actually love it’s design but…
        It’s literally Swan with “Na” added on it
        ANOTHER water/flying type
        No real competitive use
        And has zero relevance

        • Ultron

          Yeah, it’s pretty useless

          • EarthenWarrior

            Really on;y good for eating

      • WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT QWILFISH, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE TRAINER SCHOOL, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS HIGH LEVEL TOURNAMENTS AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED WINS. I AM TRAINED IN COMPETITIVE BATTLING AND I’M THE TOP TRAINER IN THE ENTIRE KANTO REGION. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY LANDEROUS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN LITTLE CUP, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE ENTIRE OU TIER AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

    • What the fuck did you just fucking say about Swanna, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Trainer School, and I’ve been involved in numerous high level tournaments and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in competitive battling and I’m the top trainer in the entire Kanto region. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Landerous. Not only am I extensively trained in Little Cup, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the entire OU tier and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Entire OU Tier
        Literally just Tapu Lele and Metagross

        No but really, I LIKE Swanna, but it literally is pointless… Hence GIVE IT A MEGA WITH SERENE GRACE

        • Ultron

          No, too gimmicky. Leave serene grace air slash to togekiss

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I’m saying it because it literally fits it perfectly… swans are fucking serene m8

          • Ultron

            Or alternatively:

            Swan Song
            -All of this pokemon’s moves gain +4 in priority
            or
            -Sp attack is boosted by one stage at the end of each turn

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            NO XD

          • Ultron

            Idk I just wanted to use the name Swan Song hahah

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Nah, stantler is more

  • MelloMori

    So kinda off topic, but still fun to mention in a horrible sort of way. You know that massive Wikileak’s leak among the cia. Three of the cia’s hacking software are named Spearow, Tododile, and Dugtrio. Just another reminder that we are the generation of nerds, even among our spies. Now back to the rather horrifying implication’s of all of those leaks.

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      ??

      • MelloMori

        Oh, I guess that should be given a bit more of an explanation. Basically Wikileaks leaked a bunch of files from the CIA that talked about a number of things. Things like their hacking software, that they were deliberately lying to companies and not informing them of exploits they found in software to hack their devices like Iphones, and even had software to hack Samsung Smart tv’s to record conversations from them with appearing to be turned off. Kinda scary stuff, but I figured that it was a bit amusing that some of their hacking software was named after pokemon, as well as some of the sillier names of their plans/missions. Really though its worth a read. The leaks are being called Vault 7.

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I knew the leaks but I didn’t entirely know what ya meant
          I feel Dugtrio is personally the funniest name because it’s LITERALLY digging around for information

    • At least they are having fun with their destruction of American privacy and security

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        I would, wouldn’t you?

    • The PinSir

      Gotta hack ’em all

    • The singular Kuppo™

      They should’ve​ atleast named one of them Porygon….. wasted opportunity

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Seriously though

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yeah seriously

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            But hey, DUGTRIO is still great
            It’s literally digging through info

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Ba dum tss….

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yay

      • Daedardus

        They didn’t want to cause massive seizure attacks…

  • The PinSir

    Night y’all

  • Marnipreed

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  • UnburdenedLegume

    I’ve registered for the Kanto x Alola online competition. Just have to do 3 battles to get Pidgeotite and Steelixite 🙂

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Hope I battle you!

  • Yusss GBA4IOS works again. Time to play Zero Mission and Pokémon Crystal!

    • The PinSir

      So happy for GBA4iOS is working. Also, what starter are you deciding for Crystal?

      • I’m thinking Cyndaquil since I always choose Totodile and there aren’t many good fire types in Johto

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Noice!
      (Now to find a G-cube emulator that works on chrome book… I wanna play XD)

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Don’t play Crystal. Play Vietnamese Crystal instead

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    A bit of a plan I have is to start analyzing the Pokémon that are irrelevant and find ways to make them good or viable again. Kinda like a “what can be done” sort of thing

    • Ultron

      Qwilfish might actually be decent if it got an evolution.

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        True true
        I’ll tackle one right now! :3

        • Ultron

          Cause its speed is okay at 85, and 95 is decent for attack. Just buff those, defenses, and definitely HP with an evo and you’ve got a solid pokemon.
          90/105/105/55/80/105? Maybe?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Ya never know

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Very good defensive typing

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Same goes for basculin

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Maractus: higher encounter rate in desert resort, unique ability or something

    • Govnah

      Stantler

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    OMG WE’RE READING A PASSAGE ABOUT HOW DARKNESS IS IMPORTANT!! THE EDGE IS REAL

    • The singular Kuppo™

      ……. what kind of darkness?

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Natural darkness, but it’s edgy enough

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Also pay attention to the class and stop using your phone

          😛 jk

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I’m on my chromebook :3
            Plus I’m top of the class as it is

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Good enough

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yep

  • Sweet Fae

    that awkward moment when you’re so entirely over sun and moon that you go back and play XY, ORAS and then HGSS just because they’re so much more fun to me

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      XY over SuMo? NOPE

      • Sweet Fae

        I’ve always loved XY over sun and moon

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          XY is the worst man

          • Sweet Fae

            in your opinion… which personally I don’t understand, its my second favourite pokemon game after HGSS, and Ive played through it more times than HGSS which is saying something

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I absolutely hate it, it completely bored the crap out of me. There is literally nothing memorable about that entire region

          • Ultron

            The only good parts for me are reflection cave and shalour city. I hate everything else about kalos

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I didn’t even like Reflection cave. I’m too spoiled by chargestone from gen 5 XD
            Shalour city was beaten by Gen 5 too (Undella, Humilau)… and gen 7 as well

          • Ultron

            Yeah, I just thought Shalour looked cool with the tower of mastery in the background. Too bad it looks fucking massive yet we never get to explore much of it, and only get the mega bracelet there. Could’ve been a lot more. It could’ve been like Hogwarts for mega evolution. Wtf, gamefreak.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Basically, everything about XY were wrong
            I literally liked the champion’s room…. and that was it

          • Sweet Fae

            :C

          • Ultron

            Her room was sweet. And her theme. Too bad she was an awful character with a horrible champion team

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Seriously though, she had three mons I liked, but she was impossibly easy

          • Sweet Fae

            thats what I say about D/P, but I have such a fondness in my heart for XY, the route leading up to the fairy gym is pure beauty, as is much of the rest of the region to be honest, and I love the chibi graphics style, the pokemon available, the flowers, the battle castle, I could go on all day but I think you get the picture

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Huh…..
            I just didn’t like it.. at all….
            D/P had a horrible middle point and pre-badge one to me, but I enjoyed the rest

    • Daedardus
      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Same for XY

        • Ultron

          Hey, don’t lump ORAS and XY together. ORAS >>>> XY

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Trashy fangame (Such as Snakewood) … = XY

        • Daedardus

          Oh hadn’t even noticed that!

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yeah, exactly

      • Sweet Fae

        why y’all like this

        • Daedardus

          I think XY are widely considered the worst of the main entries, and ORAS was seriously disappointing if you played the original.

          HGSS are ace games though, still are my favorite Pokémon games.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            ORAS were fun…just had a lot of wasted potential

          • Daedardus

            The visual style lacked life though, they completely dropped the ball with that game. SM are a better Hoenn than Hoenn itself.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Emerald was god though

          • Sweet Fae

            I played the original, I have been playing the games since they came out, I enjoyed ORAS more than the original

          • Daedardus
          • Ultron

            Tbh I did too, except for them excluding the BF for stupid reasons.

          • Daedardus

            The lack of a battle frontier is what did it for me I guess, they even had the courage to put the scale in the game and tease us with a sequel.

    • Ultron

      I’m just ready for a battle frontier

      • Sweet Fae

        meh, I’m actually not much of a fan of any of the in game battle places, none of them have really caught on with me

        • Ultron

          I didn’t really feel the allure for past ones, but I’m into competitive battling more now, so I want to enjoy them :/

          • Sweet Fae

            I want to enjoy them too, I just don’t, and actually I only really enjoy online battling when people actually choose different pokemon, when I see the same ones over and over it gets hella boring

          • Ultron

            Yeah, that’s why I prefer battle facilities. Cause the teams vary more and with the BF there are different rules, and it makes things more interesting to me

          • Sweet Fae

            the only one I kinda liked was the Battle castle in Kalos

          • Ultron

            Do you mean the chateau?

          • Sweet Fae

            yes

          • Ultron

            I never tried it. Still wasn’t into competitive-ish stuff till oras

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Yes please, fans have been asking this since decades

    • Chaos

      I did last longer on XY than I did on SuMo, although neither was as short as my ORAS experience.
      XY did so much more for the battling scene than SuMo did.

      • Sweet Fae

        yeah I’m honestly surprised how short my love for SM was, like i know this is how it happens, but I wasn’t expecting to be totally done with it this soon

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I personally adored SuMo for what it gave me that I loved
          (YA BOI GUZMA)
          But honestly… I still have two other generations that are beginning to beat it out

          • Sweet Fae

            Guzma triggers me, like legitimately his personality sends me into a rage, i have never hated a fictional character more in my life, he’s such a smug asshole I cant deal with it

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Backstory my friend, backstory
            He’s compensating for something

          • Sweet Fae

            if they wanna give us this backstory then sure, we all know he’s compensating because he’s actually a coward, but like, thats all he is, theres nothing else to him

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            On the coward topic, I’ve never seen a team so fitting for a character
            There’s the whole abuse idea, there’s a reason it started

          • Sweet Fae

            thats true his team is pretty perfect

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Masquerain is my favorite because it’s a frail pokemon with Intimidate… it’s literally the most fitting thing ever

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I found him to be lame, annoying and obnoxious, one of the worst villains in the franchise for sure

          • Sweet Fae

            yep, same, but at the same time I loved plumeria

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Plumeria had barely any screentime tho

          • Sweet Fae

            I know, it saddens me, which is why I hope her and Mina get a story arch if we get a sequel, oh and that bird golfer E4 chick is super dope too, I love her design

          • Daedardus

            That was their entire point, made him a pretty realistic villain too. He was just trash, not some evil crazy mastermind set to destroy the world.

          • Sweet Fae

            we need a better written villain, one who’s a total bad ass and morally evil in everyway, like some chick who had a super good life but it was too boring for her so she messed everything up just for the hell of it, someone with no remorse, no resolve, a true psychopath, highly intelligent and cant be reasoned with

          • Ultron

            I don’t like him that much either. I don’t hate him like I did, but I’m not a big fan. I gotta give him respect for being a bug trainer though.

          • Govnah
          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I love him so much

        • Ultron

          I think SM is a step in the right direction back to good characters (story was decent), but still not as good as Gen 4 so far.

          • Ultron

            Or gen 5.

          • Sweet Fae

            gen 4 can choke, but yes gen 5 had an excellent story and graphics, it was just so lovely and it just seemed easier to run through

          • Ultron

            Hey, there’d be no gen 5 without Gen 4 😛 And we would still have a conjoined physical/special

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Gen 7 was definetly a step in the right direction, now to continue it

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Watch the 4th gen remake be a step backwards

          • Sweet Fae

            cant be, gen 4 was so trash theres no way it cant be better, and I for one am excited to play it, I cant wait to play it and have a single battle not last 4 hours just to take one turn

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            NO

          • Ultron

            No stoppp

        • Chaos

          SuMo just had me breeding Post-Game for a bit. A little Battling at the Battle Tree, but I got bored of it quick. SuMo was just nice to look at as a game, but has very little actual substance.

          XY wasn’t really any better, but maybe my 3 years younger self had more time on his hands (the good old days)

          • Chaos

            I mean Post-Game substance before I get attacked.

          • Sweet Fae

            I mean, I definitely had more time on my hands and XY was the first time I actually got into breeding and competitive battling and it was a joy, now bredding is easier with the touros trick but like, I have zero interest in doing it in sun and moon. The battle tree was fine but I only felt challenged in doubles, singles I wiped the floor with them

    • .-.
      I guess I’m glad someone like Gen 6 but I don’t understand it. THey are so boring and easy to me idk. HGSS is good though. I approve of that

  • Daedardus

    What does everyone think of this case? Honest opinion, but please don’t look at the price. Thinking of picking one up. https://www.sfbags.com/products/nintendo-switch-cityslicker-case

    • Govnah

      I like my sheikah case way more tbh

      • Daedardus

        They didn’t sell the ME in Europe though and I’m not a fan of the internal pockets.

    • Sweet Fae

      dope

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Nah this Pelago glitch is insane man, farming bottle caps and EV training in under 60 seconds. It borders on hacking

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Corner of Irrelevancy 1: Musharna (That pink thing with the smoke coming out of its head)

    Overview: Despite the fact that it had a minor role in the story of B/W and a bit of relevance in Su/Mo NU, nobody really remembers this thing. A lot of Pokemon in B/W were really good, but a bunch were forgotten pretty easily. With Victini, Meloetta, Reuniclus, Gothitelle, and the near unanimously hated Woobat, Munna and Musharna were eclipsed by other pokemon in the same gen in every way.
    Info:
    Type: Psychic
    Classification: The Drowsing Pokemon
    Height: 3’07
    Weight: 133.4 Lbs
    Stats:
    HP: 116
    Attack: 55
    Defense: 85
    Special Attack: 107
    Special Defense: 95
    Speed: 29 (It’s slow… Alolan musharna confirmed!?)
    Base Stat total: 487 (4 more than Hypno)
    In fact this thing is literally gen 5 Hypno wtf…..

    The dex entries are surprisingly uncreative, gen 6 just repeats its gen 5 ones
    The mist is packed with dreams of people, and that they change color based on the kind of dreams it has eaten….
    The question is…. how can it be relevant?
    Simple…… Give this thing a Mega

    Why a Mega and not an evolution? Well because of this

    This Pokemon is this mysterious figure that lurks within the dreamyard. Why give an evolution to a pokemon like this that already has an established sort of theme? A mega can be like what happens when it absorbs enough dreams, or a last ditch weapon. Or a protection against people taking dream mist. Remember that scene in BW 1 with team plasma?
    Obviously the mega would keep its typing, it fits it
    It would probably become bulkier since Musharna isn’t exactly known for being an attacker of any sort, it just floats around eating dreams.
    For an ability, let’s give it a new one… I can’t think of a name yet though
    It’ll be like leech seed, but only work when the foe is asleep.
    Perhaps with a Mega, this Pokemon might once again relevant?
    One day I hope my DREAM of making this Pokemon relevant will come true.

    • Sweet Fae

      Musharna is irrelevant? but I love it, its one of my favourite psychic types :C my dreams are getting so crushed today

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        It’s irrelevant as hell, most people forget it exists. I won’t lie though, I do like it quite a bit. Why else would I make a post talking about fixing it?

        • Sweet Fae

          well I mean, most of my favourites are pokemon people think are “irrelevant” and most of my least favourites are things people deem super “popular” so I guess thats just always how its gunna be

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            What are your faves?

      • Ultron

        I love musharna. Its design is awesome. It’s not that great of a mon though, but I don’t care. I would not be against a mega though. Mega Musharna just sounds nice to say

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I gave an idea m8 XD

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I dunno if a mega would fix it’s relevance, just look at Audino

      • Sweet Fae

        fam, have you ever used a mega audino, its hella useful and super OP healer/tank

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yeah a mega musharna could be decent in competitive but I don’t think it would be memorable tho

          • Sweet Fae

            id still love it, they should make it psychic/fairy and I’ll horde them all away in my kingdom of fairies forever

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I doubt it would be fairy

          • Sweet Fae

            shhhhhh! I can dream

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            But with a cool design

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        For Mush I feel it would. It wouldn’t take that much effort to fix it

    • Daedardus

      It was meant to be a new Hypno, the whole point of Gen 5 was taking Gen 1 concepts and redoing them.

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        I notice but not as much as I did now

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Gen 6 was obsessed with riding rhyhorns
    Gen 7 gave ridable mons
    you couldn’t ride Rhyhorn

    • The singular Kuppo™

      It was a right choice, ridable Rhyhorns in X&Y were slow af

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        It’s just funny to think about

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Y’know…. I just gotta say
    I love Pokemon… it’s been around for my whole life, and I’ve changed quite a bit in my life… Sometimes I look back at my nicknames from as early as ORAS and XY and I think…
    HOLY FUCK I WAS A CRINGELORD EWWW

  • Ugggggg I messed up my self portrait in art class uhggggggggg

  • The singular Kuppo™
    • Ultron

      Ehh it’s not so bad. But the platinum model is better

  • It bugs me how people say gen 4 is awful but Platinum is so good

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Different tastes I guess, I wasn’t very fond in Sinnoh but I can see why people liked​ it.

    • Ultron

      Platinum is really good. Like really good. The story is so cool

    • Armaggedon16

      Gen 4 is the best gen imo

      Best region, best games,best Pokémon, best spin offs and second best anime

    • Sweet Fae

      @ me

    • Sweet Fae

      there are literally like 3 people here including me that don’t like it so don’t worry you’re in the majority

    • Chaos

      DP weren’t great. But I hear Platinum fixed a lot of things wrong with DP.
      Also HGSS were remakes done right (even though Gen 2 is the worst to date).

      All in all Gen 4 started at the bottom but ended on a high.

    • Shady

      Actually I am one of those but u know I am not people ……that cuz some of these r a big mistake …..usually I prefer final evo more than previous one but not for these spicially when we talk about Murkrow and Misdreavus that broke my dark heart. http://pm1.narvii.com/5803/f24c95b50c32c38fc990e22d0943c4c956fd6f10_hq.jpg

      • Ultron

        …You don’t like Honchkrow or Mismagius…?

        • Shady

          I didn’t say that but I like there pre-evolution more they kinda ruined them by these evolution + I am final stage lover and I don’t like babys.

          • Ultron

            But Honchkrow is so cool. I like Murkrow too, but it’s not really anything too unique to me

          • Shady

            It’s look like crow that’s wat unique about it ….that just my feeling.

  • EarthenWarrior

    work is draining my will to live, I wanna go home a hunt Lynels also I downloaded Shovel Knight Treasure Trove

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    They have a ghostwriter class in Black and White
    The more I think about how Shantaul wasn’t one, the angrier I feel

  • Shady

    The problem is we almost don’t have women in this site…………..happy women day by the way.

    • There’s me and I think NintendoChip is female but I’m not sure

      • TheNintendoChip

        I’m a guy lol 😛

        • Oh lol
          Why did I think you were a girl?

          • Ultron

            Can’t believe you assumed his gender

      • Ultron

        Would you believe me if I told you I was a woman..?

        Also, Percy was female, haven’t seen her in a while though :/

        • Govnah

          Would you believe me if i told you i was a goat?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I would

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Who wouldn’t

          • Ultron

            I believe you lie with goats

        • Shady

          No I can’t believe that ……… I didn’t see Percy for a while……+I said almost.

        • I mean you’ve said you were male in the past so it would be a bit hard to believe at first but maybe you realized something :3

          • Ultron

            Damn, you caught me

      • Shady

        ur just a little girl not a women.

  • Armaggedon16

    What I really don’t like about the newer gens is the lack of good spin off games.

    Gen 3 and Gen 4 had such great spin offs, while the newer gens focus more on casual free to play games

    • Daedardus

      They milked PMD and Ranger to death, and I would argue that they weren’t even that good to begin with. Gen I/II had the better spin-offs with Stadium, Snap, TCG on GBC, Pinball,… Rumble and Poképark were shit, too.

      • Ultron

        PMD and Ranger are not good, you’re correct

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Dungeon not good? That’s insaneeeee

          Though ranger was trash

          • Ultron

            I tried playing explorers of sky and fucking hated it. It’s so tedious. You go through like 60 levels of a dungeon that are randomly generated with no design and it’s not fun.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I enjoyed it

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Rumble was the worst honestly, it feels like a cash grab

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        I actually sorta liked Rumble

      • Armaggedon16

        I’m probably the only one that likes and wants another ranger game, but even if you don’t, I’m pretty sure that we can all agree that they’re better than the free to play bs we get these days

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Remember his theme without the instruments added in?
    (It stills sounds like Mario kart now)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDV5xYpI50

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Or as many for that matter

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Kinda unrelated but I love Mario kart DS so much, my first Ds game ;~;

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Forgot how good Hau battle theme is

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Yes

    • It’s funny how well Hau’s theme fits with Mario Kart.

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Can we just talk about how every spider GF MADE has been great?

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      WE MAKIN PROGRESS

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m still waiting for a MD game with Marshadow in it

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        YES YES YES YES
        (Dies of spazzing)

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    TBH… Reshiram and Zekrom are the least special mascots …
    I LOVE the story in BW but it was more about the people than Pokémon

  • Ultron

    Ranking Champion themes:
    1) Cynthia
    2) Alder
    3) Diantha
    4) Steven/Wallace (ORAS remix)
    5) Blue
    6) Lance
    7) Kukui/your theme since he isn’t technically the champ
    8) Iris

    • The singular Kuppo™

      1) Cynthia
      2) Wallace/Steven
      3) Blue
      4) Iris
      5) Kukui
      6) Lance
      7) Alder
      8) Diantha

      • Ultron

        Steven’s theme was trash before ORAS. #truth

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I liked it than too… it just wasn’t as good

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Nah, it was before BW2

          #eventruer

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Cynthia as number one.. nice and eh
      I personally found it interesting but not amazing
      1. Steven (Oras remix)
      2. Alder
      3. Cynthia
      4. Diantha
      5. Blue, Lance, Iris are interchangable for me
      8. Kukui (I hated this theme so much)

      • Ultron

        I actually was gonna put Alder first, but those first notes of Cynthia’s theme just gets me hyped

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Cynthia’s really didn’t even resonate with me much to be fair….
          Alders though

          • Ultron

            I just like that it feels like you’re being sucked into something really sinister xD Totally fits her. Honestly #1 and 2 are so close for me to call

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I just feel numb to most of gen 4 to be fair

          • Ultron

            It had good music tho

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I liked some of it

    • Seriously? No one likes Iris’s champion theme? It’s so old though!

      • Ultron

        Eh it just doesn’t get me hyped. I appreciate the throwback with the 8-bit tho

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        I like it a bit

      • Good* not old
        Wtf phone

  • Govnah

    My favorite legend theme

    this being a close second

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The piano in BW legendary theme is so lit tho

      • Govnah

        00:47-1:09 is my favorite part

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Mine is 00:00-29:59

          • Govnah

            Yea its a good part

    • Ultron

      I guess if I had to choose a favorite legend theme, it’d be dialga and palkias. I love the piano.

      • Govnah

        I can’t wait to hear its remastered version in the remakes

      • The singular Kuppo™

        The piano in DP legendary theme is so lit tho

        • Ultron

          I also like the Deoxys one, Xerneas/Yveltal, Sinnoh lake trio, Rayquaza, Reshi/Zek

          Most of the legend themes are good, except Lugia and (don’t hate me everyone) I don’t really like Giratina’s *that* much, or the general legend theme from BW

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Here’s my fav legendary theme

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u2GeWOMgxiE

      N is a legend in my eyes =^]

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    I cannot believe it has come to this… but I straightened my thoughts a bit…. my favorite gens are….
    1. …. Unova… Yeah…. I’m shocked by this… the games were nearly flawless
    2. Alola… It gave me everything I wanted
    3. Hoenn
    4. Sinnoh
    5. Kanto
    6. Kalos/Johto

    • Govnah

      Mine would be
      1.Sinnoh
      2.Unova
      3.Alola
      4.Johto
      5.Hoenn
      6.Kalos
      7.Kanto

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Man, Sinnoh is the most loved region here by far…. makes me feel quite weird

        • Govnah

          I love sinnoh because it was first game I really remember playing start to finish. my first team had two Pelippers for some reason

          • Ultron

            I mean, Wynaut?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            You mean two gods?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      1. Unova
      2. Hoenn
      3. Alola
      4. Johtoh
      5. Kanto/Sinnoh
      6. Kalos I guess

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        This list is so good

        • Govnah

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Unova ftw

    • Ultron

      Pretty good.
      1. Sinnoh AND Unova
      2. Alola
      3. Hoenn (alola and Hoenn are pretty close. I gave alola the edge because of Malie city)
      4. Johto
      5. Kanto

      That’s about it. We’ve only been to 6 regions, right?

      • Govnah

        you forgot Orre

        • Ultron

          Gross

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        YOU FORGOT ….Almia

        • Ultron

          I’d like to forget Almia

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            (I’d like to forget Kalos)

          • Ultron

            What is this “Kalos” you speak of? It sounds too much like Kanto if you ask me, and we all know how boring that region is

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Oh yeah

      • It was kinda weird that Game Freak skipped from 5 to 7 but I guess it was so good they just had to skip over 6!

        • Ultron

          Exactly! 😉

    • How dare you put Johto right next to Kalos

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Yeah, he should’ve put another region that’s equally bad like Sinn- *gets shot*

        • Ultron

          -Whistles and walks away-

    • Sinnoh/Johto
      Unova
      Alola
      Hoenn
      Kanto
      Kalos

    • Cosimo

      1. Unova
      2. Kalos
      3. Alola
      4. Hoenn
      5. Sinnoh

  • I think I’m going to do a Crystal nuzlocke :O

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    M-making my first non-Araquanid team of SuMo!!!
    It hurtsssss!!! ;~;

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Put a galvantula named araquanid and call it a day

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        ITS NOT ENOUGH

  • Ok then. Which starter should I pick?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Quilladin

      • The singular Kuppo™

        *cyndaquil .-.

    • Ultron

      Totodile

    • Govnah

      Mr.Stake

    • EarthenWarrior

      Phanpy

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Greninja

      • The singular Kuppo™

        You had the chance to break the tie but you didn’t smhhh

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Does it matter? I was gonna say Cyndiquil XD

  • Govnah

    Looking back at the older games, the transition from sprites to 3d models really got rid of the some of the bright colors http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon/009.png
    http://www.serebii.net/xy/pokemon/009.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      My beef is they keep ruining the cries every new gen

      • Ultron

        I just hate Pikachu is the only one that says its name. I think they should either do all or none.

        • NONE

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          All… Except a few
          Seedra, Krickitune, Legendaries, some others I forgot I like

          • Ultron

            I would like them to say their names too

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m gonna miss Sprites

      Wait no

      I already miss them

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    VICTORY!

    Exams are done and conquered, time to play BotW for 10 straight days over spring break.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m totally not jealous at all…… ;-;

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        😛

        But seriously I feel you, I’ve never gotten a spring break until last year.

    • EarthenWarrior

      I have four days off so I’m on the same boat
      How many hearts and dungeons do you have?

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        6 hearts
        3 stamina upgrades
        1 dungeon

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Does anybody know what the battle format for the Kanto x Alola competition is? Is it 3v3?

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Singles, I dunno what v what tho

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I just wanna use a basic team because i only registered for the mega stones

    • Ultron

      Yes, it’s 3v3

      • UnburdenedLegume

        thanks

  • Ok wow it’s a tie so I’m going with Cyndaquil!

    • UnburdenedLegume

      I’m gonna do a new HGSS playthrough too, once i’m done with building my competitive team 🙂

  • EarthenWarrior

    Since I feel like burning the last of my shift on the can might as well crap out a Fakemon

    Now today I’ve been thinking about apex hunters, unmatched killing machines that once they’re on top they stay there! And nothing sums up cold blooded fury none other than

    Komodoom!
    The Apex Pkm
    Dragon/Poison
    Strong Jaws/Tough Claws HA: Merciless
    A massive and bulky quadruped reptilian Pokemon with a sickly black green purple hue, it has overlapping layers of dense leathery hide with a few pin like spines on the length of its spine and a long thick tail with a pointed whip like tip, they have a thick neck and a wide rounded snout with glaring blood red eyes, a forked tongue lashes out every so often and it constantly drools a pungent venomous saliva that has a lavender coloration, and lastly powerful muscular legs with five sets of razor sharp claws

    “Feared by all humans and Pokemon this ruthless hunter delivers a venomous bite so strong that few ever survive to tell the tale, these Pokemon are often forbidden to be caught and owned due to their vicious nature.”

    HP: 125
    Atk: 140
    Def: 100
    SpAtk: 35
    SpDef: 45
    Speed: 50

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Dragon/Poison <3

      • EarthenWarrior

        Yeah these things are designed to be nightmarish killers

        Fun fact: Despite popular belief Komodo dragons do not carry an abundance of bacteria in their mouths they just possess venomous saliva

  • belmad

    OMG thank you!

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    That feeling of intense panic when you wake up 7 guardians at once. O.O

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      And then you dodge every laser in what seems to be a gauntlet

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I miss those days when I could read the text behind the spoiler tags without any worries ;-;

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU
    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      This is worse than the Oshawott abuse

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        It honestly is

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Say no to rowletts’ abuse

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    Welp… stoutland might actually die in the anime…

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Oh no?

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Oh no because Litten will have nothing to bind it from ash…

    • The Red Lycanroc

      Noooo! I don’t want Stoutland to die!

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    I just realized the real reason why ORAS didn’t have a battle frontier….if this was planned

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Which is

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Plot convenience: To prevent two anabels from existing since she runs the Battle tower

        • Ultron

          They could’ve just used a character other than Anabel as the head of the police if they were that worried about it

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            But it’s gf

  • Ultron

    Qwilfish aside, I feel like Carnivine is actually the most forgettable pokemon ever.

  • The Red Lycanroc

    I’m starting to hate Saturdays as a whole! >:(

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      but why??? i think that fridays are worse because you have to go to work/school even on that day.

      • The Red Lycanroc

        I have another pointless robotics meeting, then another competition next Saturday

        I’m slightly hoping we win for no more meetings on Saturdays (the one day I want to just say F*ck life and relax)

    • The singular Kuppo™

      What’s next? You starting to love Mondays? XD

      • The Red Lycanroc

        No I’ll never like Mondays but Robotics lied and said “we don’t have any more 7 freakin’ hour meetings on Saturdays” and today they tell us another freakin meeting meaning I have to waste 7 hours doing nothing (cause I know they don’t want me there and they will complain I’m doing nothing) ugh till no more Meeting on Saturday it will be the second worst day in my book (second to Monday)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          God, I hope these robotics things end soon

          • The Red Lycanroc

            I could care less if we have 2 hour Tuesday meetings… but 7 hours on a SATURDAY!!!! and we’re not allowed to even work on competition robot till 6 hrs during the competition!

  • EarthenWarrior

    uhhhhh………The Great Fairy raped me…….

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      how did THAT happen?

      • EarthenWarrior

        well i wanted to upgrade my stuff…
        i chose the gear…..
        She grabbed me…
        and dragged me underwater….
        Link emerges mortified….

    • SHOOT I FORGOT THE H

      • Ultron

        You fucked up

      • Govna

        I dont see anything wrong

    • Govna

      OOO LOOK AT ME

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      How did you get GBA4iOS to work? Mine just keeps crashing every time I try to open it (and it did used to work, it’s not that I didn’t install it right).

      • Try setting the date back 24 hours then loading the app

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Gotcha

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          No dice

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Can I be a mon?

      • You’re Mareep if I get one

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          YES
          And if you don’t, I’ll be a Spinarak

  • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

    The rito village music…. :’)

    • MelloMori

      I’m right there with you my friend.

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        It’s so fitting for the village yet it successfully calls back WW. It’s perfect.

  • MelloMori

    So with the new switch news anyone have any opinions on them? Generally the only real things of note is that Cloud saves are likely to come in the future to it and that they kinda said that there’s a good chance that Smash 4 won’t be getting a port to the switch and instead are focusing their efforts on smash 5.

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Then again they “said” mother 3 was coming as well. They implied Sma5h, but they also implied M3.

      And Reggie said they focused on giving each console a good experience with each franchise. So, *ahem*, where is AC Wii U, Metroid Wii U, F-Zero Wii U….

      • MelloMori

        Well in the interview I’m talking about he did name drop AC along side Smash, so that’s probably in the works, he did name drop Metroid along side M3, and F-Zero’s dead. It doesn’t have a big enough fanbase to justify them making a game, and indies have made its natural successor, and its on the switch.

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I don’t actually care for Metroid or F-Zero, but I know they’re in high demand. Yeah, I know what you mean, Fast Racing is a succesor, just as that one indie is a blatant ripoff succesor to advanced wars.

          Also, I NEED A NEW ANIMAL CROSSING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

      • Govna

        he said Big Franchises 😉

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Remember when metroid was considered one of the big three? xD

        • Ultron

          Animal crossing is a big franchise

          • Govna

            it is, but he said only big franchises rn, Metriod and F-zero arent big

    • Govna

      NAME IT ITHSME

      • YES

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        NO WAIT

        I WANNA BE TOGEPI

        • Govna

          HUG ME BROTHA

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            SURE

        • oot etal

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            ??

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Oh

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      NAME IT EARTHEN

      • I’m saving Earthen for the Geodude in the dark cave

        • Govna

          or a Sunkern 😉

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Hey guys do mind taking this survey I want to give Y’all the opportunity to show your creativity and for me to get more ideas

    https://docs.google.com/a/stu.npenn.org/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdXeRr8KZw2_dDXqwxQLo9hIxlEgMjfpxWLiWO2BacZf2mEJA/viewform

    • Govna

      it says i need permission

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Try it now I changed the restriction

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      I responded with my best idea, even though it probably sucks lol

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Are you Isthme? Because only one response is there but it’s not or probably won’t if your not Isthme

  • Govna

    so now that some of us have own a switch, do you still want to see a Mainline pokemon game on it or should it stick to the 3ds?

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Yeah, and here’s why:
      1) I want Pokemon on the TV, ’nuff said.
      2) Pokemon is a HUGE system seller and Nintendo desperately needs this console to succeed.
      3) Pokemon on the TV
      4) SM was already pushing the limits of the hardware of the 3DS. I mean seriously, the system could barely handle the game.
      5) Pokemon games ON THE BIG SCREEN
      6) Pokemon in HD!!!
      7) This would push the Switch as truly a combination of Nintendo’s handhelds and consoles, as opposed to simply a console that can be taken places (because honestly, it’s more of a handheld than an actual console).

      Sure there’s the argument that it needs two screens but if we’re being honest they never used the second screen that creatively. We’d be missing out on Pokemon Amie and some menus.

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      INB4 MelloMori responds with a ten page essay with an annotated bibliography on why it’s not happening. 😛

      • Govna

        I was hoping for his reply to it XD

        • MelloMori

          Nah. No need. I’ve made my point before that I feel that it simply wouldn’t work. Pokemon does sell, but its also sold well with selling on cheaper hardware and aiming more and kids, which the switch doesn’t really do. I’d love to see Pokemon in HD, but I do feel it should stick to what ever is cheaper to develop on, which as of this time is the 3DS.

          But yeah, by all means I would love to see something like a Pokemon coliseum or XD, but not trash on the switch as a compromise.

          • Ultron

            Pokemon makes hella money, so it’s not like they’re exactly all that worried about development costs

          • MelloMori

            Yeah, that’s true. But I was speaking more from a consumer standpoint then a Dev one. A parent can buy a console and pokemon game for their kid for less then half the cost of a switch alone, which will always sound more appealing to them. That, and after seeing people testing the switch to see how durable they are, I don’t have a lot of fate that Nintendo made them with kids in mind.

          • Ultron

            I see valid points from both sides. That said, if they haven’t already started developing a main series game for it, I’m sure they’ve considered it

          • MelloMori

            Most certainly, they’ve said so them selves that they are looking into the possibility of developing on the switch. It’ll just be a case of seeing if its worth developing more for the switch, the 3DS, or what ever Nintendo has planned next. And even then It’ll probably take like 2-3 years for that game to be made.

          • Ultron

            I’m just really anxious to see what the next game is now haha

  • Ok but I’ve been playing Metroid Zero Mission in free time at school (way more than Crystal >w>) and omg I love it. It seems I always love the hell out of Metroid when I play it but I have never finished one. Hopefully I can fix that this time

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      Anymore advice on GBA4iOS? It didn’t work. :/

  • Govna

    so when we are gonna get a new direct. We have games coming out in the spring and like one 3ds game i dont want to name

    • EarthenWarrior

      BBW Gardevoir…..

    • Ultron

      “no particular reason”

      Yeah fuckin right, ya lil nasties

      • EarthenWarrior

        everything is better with a little extra meat

        • Ultron

          Mmm false

          • EarthenWarrior

            says who

          • Ultron

            Um me. If you put snorlax in humanoid form, it would be considered morbidly obese, which is not attractive to me. Not to mention it’s a fictional creature.

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Ultron

            That is not morbid obesity. Snorlax weighs over 1000 pounds

          • EarthenWarrior

            Actually if you take in Snorlax’s height and weight i’ve calculated the average Snorlax’s BMI is well over 50 so its not morbidly obese it’s Super Obese maybe even hyper

          • Ultron

            Okay, well that’s just terminology. I’m just saying it’s not good to be attracted to something that’s like 1000 pounds. I see weird fucking art on the internet of miltank big as a car smushing someone’s face sexually and that’s just gross. People need to stop sexualizing animals. Sorry, I don’t mean to be an ass about it

          • EarthenWarrior

            the animal part yes but i resent everything else

          • Ultron

            Come on, there’s no way someone could possibly be attracted to a human snorlax.

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh you’d be surprised, well maybe not Snorlax per-say but women (and extremely rarely some men) the same height and weight of a Snorlax

          • Ultron

            So like the people you see on TV who have to be air lifted out of their house

          • EarthenWarrior

            ehhhh i would say the ones with weight equally distributed

          • Ultron

            So like, they’re still able to stand and function? Then that makes them considerably lighter than snorlax.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i’m talking about fictitious drawings and boy howdy if you thought this would be bad there’s this one pic i know you’ll looove

          • Ultron

            I’d rather not honestly. People have already ruined googling for cool fan art. I’ve seen enough for a life time

          • EarthenWarrior

            you clearly have not witness the masterpieces of Trinity-Fate

          • Ultron

            Da hell is that

          • EarthenWarrior

            just a google away,

          • Ultron

            Something is telling me not to…

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please its not grotesque or obscene

          • Ultron

            Lmao how is that not grotesque

          • EarthenWarrior

            i defy you to tell me what’s wrong with it

          • Ultron

            That Gardevoir has like 500 rolls of fat

          • EarthenWarrior

            stop exaggerating i counted 8 tops

          • Ultron

            It’s still fucking weird

          • EarthenWarrior

            the blonde neko one with the red and black outfit is my favorite

          • MenacingCascoon

            Mayybe we should just call it quit, to each their own, one mans trash is another mans treasure. I dont think we need to keep going

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh what’s the fun in that

          • Well tbf, it’s not like they are actually attracted to real life animals.

          • Ultron

            Well clearly they’re fantasizing some aspect about real animals.

          • Ok but like come on though. You can’t tell me that people who draw sexual pokemon actually find the real animals attractive. It’s styalized. Like… people that like Lopunny in that way don’t think bunnies are sexy. It’s a styalized anthro… thing

          • Ultron

            And it feels rapey to me, I don’t like it. Even if it’s stylized, there are people who still draw genitals onto pokemon and that’s wrong.

          • It’s not like they are doing anything to other people. They are fictional characters. I don’t see what’s wrong with it. If they like it then they like it

          • Ultron

            I just draw the line at sexualizing animals because let’s face it, pokemon are sentient animals. It’s immoral to me, even if it’s just for fun. I like the kind of art where people wear clothes in a Pokemons likeness, but taking a Pokemon and sexualizing it is gross. I think something is definitely wrong upstairs with those people

          • They are fictional creatures. That’s why they put tits and genitals on them. Because that’s what they are attracted to. It’s just a character to project that on. There’s nothing wrong with those people, they just like what they like

          • Ultron

            It’s bestiality.

          • No it’s not. At all. Not even close. That’s like saying being attracted to those models with the bunny ear things is Beastiality

            They aren’t real animals

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s very complicated issue, i’ve read a interview on anthro artists and they said most people hone into the sexulaized areas and kinda take the animal parts as….extras, like you’re only attracted because of curvaceous build

            the human mind and populace is just perverted and it has been for generations and generations to come

          • MenacingCascoon

            Actually Morbidly obese is BMI >35. So yes it is morbidly obese

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh I mean greater than 40. But it’s still morbidly obese. Like it’s 2 and a half more than 40. So yea it’s grossly unhealthy

          • EarthenWarrior

            Also fun fact about this guy, the character’s name is Ian as well

    • This looks great

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I have to say I have seen alot of animations, but this by far and away the best thank you Pixar!!!!

    https://youtu.be/WkWE19QoUBc

    • here are some of my favorite animations

      • EarthenWarrior

        well it’s not some fancy schmancy short but this is pretty kewl

        so much i yern to live in a world like this

      • also

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Love Boundin’. Also it’s the short for one of my favourite Pixar movies, The Incredibles. I wonder if we’ll get something as good with The Incredibles 2.

  • MenacingCascoon

    I cannot believe I forgot someone on my list yesterday.
    I forgot Clair. I love Clair’s personality, she was a strong person, and felt no one should be able to conquer her. I even loved how she cried and went to the Dragon’s Den to test the player’s courage. I know it’s an annoying attitude but it’s a realistic one to have for someone people barely beat. One thing I LOVE about clair her outfit and blue hair is her battle. She is easily one of the challenging gym leaders to date. She doesnt seem too unrealistically hard (Whitney), but she will beat you if you are not prepared.

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      I never really liked her

  • Govna

    I almost fell out of my chair but after about 3 days of hunting my first ever SR shiny
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/660fff0b5981b6adeefdc36256e5cc2fe1645df73be0341376ea7e1b274fbe95.jpg

    • Just 3 days?

      • Govna

        Just like Potato salad

    • MenacingCascoon

      Congrats. Defintely one of the best shiny legends

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Congratulations. I’ve only unintentionally SR’d one Shiny Legend (was actually trying for Nature), which was Lugia in SS. Terrakion has a cool shiny.

    • Sweet Fae

      I adore your new avi, never change it!!!

      • Patriciaesimmons

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  • EarthenWarrior

    Yo what up my Glip glops!

  • Ultron

    Sorry if I’ve come off as antagonistic, @starstorm295:disqus I didn’t mean to be so rude.

    • EarthenWarrior

      don’t apologize for being rude, you dumb jerkbag

      • Ultron

        Well I’d rather not have people here harbor resentment toward me. Even you, ya dirtbag.

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s a good thing that part of my brain is completely eroded

          • Ultron

            Good thing I don’t have one of those

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s a good start, but a logical inorganic brain is incapable of zany wacko and horrifically violent implications of thought

          • Ultron

            You don’t have to tell me twice

          • EarthenWarrior

            like how i could imagine you having all four of your limbs attacked to chains which are collared to four razorback boars pulling in all different directions while a clown spreads marmalade on your exposed abdomen while a Italian opera singer pours ants onto you while singing Figaro

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            That’s normal

          • Ultron

            Yay, I love ants

          • EarthenWarrior

            while you’re being pulled apart and being opera’d at?

          • Ultron

            Oh hell yeah

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Two people I care about may have potentially had an argument
      Response 1. (Die)
      Response 2. (Frantically shitpost the Lorax script on 4chan

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Die as in I die

      • Ultron

        Aw, you…care about…lil’ ol’ me? 😀

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          I care about anyone who doesn’t hate me,so yes

          • Ultron

            Wow, way to ruin this personal moment between us

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Sorry… today’s been a disaster in every imaginable form

          • Ultron

            I’m just kidding D:

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Hahahahhhahah
            (Cries)

      • EarthenWarrior

        Unless…

  • The PinSir

    Oh shit, I just remembered

    @spectralseraph:disqus I’m ready, and my FC is 3239-4258-9085.

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      OKAY ILL BE ON IN A FEW MINUTES

      • The PinSir

        Wait what’s your FC?

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          0877-5141-3499

          • The PinSir

            K thanks

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yw!

          • The PinSir

            BTW one last thing: I have a team that is just for fun, like a few aren’t even ev trained XD

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            OKeR DOKEY

          • The PinSir

            And one thing, what’s your username? For in SM, I mean

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Ryan, you?

          • The PinSir

            Should pop up as Brayden

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            oKAY

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Accept itttt

          • The PinSir

            Sorry, I was checking something else

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            OK

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Ummmm… dude… you have a banned mon

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Remember? Top 12 OU mons are banned?
            Garchomp is banned

          • The PinSir

            Crap I forgot that Garchomp was banned.
            I just need a minute to swap it out

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            It’s okay! I can wait

          • The PinSir

            Is Blaziken banned? The one I’m putting in only has Blaze as an ability

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Yeah, it is ;~;

          • The PinSir

            (SiGh)

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Sorry! ;~:
            (Trust me the bans hrt me too.. I wanted Magnezone so bad)

          • The PinSir

            Ok… Now I’m ready. Hopefully Decidueye ain’t banned

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Okey

  • MelloMori

    So this is officially coming now. Good to see a lot of talent behind it.

    • EarthenWarrior

      is this Lakewood Plaza Turbo?

      • Yes

        • EarthenWarrior

          oh how i yearn to live in that kinda world, where people having kick-awesome powers and everyone beats everyone up is the norm

      • Govna

        yes it is and im excited

        • EarthenWarrior

          I will admit the show is entertaining and that chick’s legs….

          • Govna

            I do hope they kept the same voices, I loved how the main character was the same VA as Kid Goku and Kid Gohan

      • MelloMori

        Not only that but it was created by the co-creator of SU(more or less) and the Voice actor of Wallo from Bravest Warriors.

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    (Using restroom, sees cricket on the floor not moving)
    Me, being clumsy as shit calls my father over to ensure we get it outsides safely without it dying or me accidentally slaughtering it
    My mental proccess: Welcome to the home my brethren

    • EarthenWarrior

      that was boring and stupid

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        YoUr bORiNG AND STOOPID
        Did you know the average lemur is 5 pounds?

        • EarthenWarrior

          did you know an average sized tiger can consume more than fifty pounds of meat in a single night

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Did you know I wanted a Lemur pokemon sine gen 5 and the ONLY FUCKING POKEMON LEMUR WE GOT WAS A PILE OF SHIT!?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            (Laughing maniacally)

          • EarthenWarrior

            we got a lemur?

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            Passimian is a sorta Lemur because of its coloration and stuff
            BUT I WANT A GOOD LEMUR

          • Ultron

            Pissimian is stupid

          • EarthenWarrior

            It should’ve been the fucking Ground/Fighting Rugby Gorilla

          • Ultron

            Yepppp. How do we not have a gorilla pokemon yet? I mean, Slaking definitely draws inspiration from gorillas, but still :/

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Slaking is like a Bigfoot sloth thingy.

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            I JUST WANTED A FUCKING A LEMUR
            (Crying intensely)

          • Ultron

            ZOBOOMAFOO T-T

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            (Crying still)
            A LEMUR MON

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did you know Tigers have stripes on their skin, not just fur?

          • EarthenWarrior

            interesting, did you know i can scratch myself in 6 different places at once?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did you know the only other species than humans to have a chin are elephants?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i like pachyderms

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i got all Towers activated

  • Ultron

    Are there any pokemon that fall into a neutral area for you where you’re not sure if you actually like them or hate them? Cobalion is definitely in that zone for me. There’s just something off about its legs…

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Tsareena

      • Ultron

        I straight up do not like that thing.

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          Hmmm,
          Also .. Noctowl

          • Ultron

            I like Noctowl…but like..it could be better. Also why isn’t it a fucking psychic type

          • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

            yeh

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    @the_pinsir:disqus Gg… that entire game was literally just Ferrothorn

  • The PinSir

    GG, even tho I sucked ass :/

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      No worries! It was just Ferrothorn really

      • The PinSir

        Yeah Ferrothorns are beast
        In all honesty, 3/6 Pokemon were ev trained, so I knew I was screwed
        Edit: sorry it autocorrected “ev” to “be”

        • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

          No worries m8!

  • ShinyXatu

    This little bird becomes an adult tomorrow 🙂 It’s a pretty big deal, I guess. I’m excited, even though I’m not doing anything special!

    • Govna

      awww i remember when you were turning 15! now we are men

      • ShinyXatu

        This movie will always be a classic.

        • Govna

          it taught us that we can still be immature as adults 🙂

    • EarthenWarrior

      you must pass a rite of passage

    • Monkeyfuzz

      GL, being an adult is hard.

      • Govna

        yep and stressful

        • EarthenWarrior

          and you get fat at one point or another

          • Govna

            or very skinny

          • EarthenWarrior

            i never experienced skinny ever

    • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d26113d32895fce3913944fadcb23af07a87fe1a734c9bb2e99866d9a9dfc42.jpg

      Remeber to never stop doing what you love just because it “isn’t adult.”

      Also enjoy your fleeting moments of childhood, adults always say it sucks.

      • Govna

        do you even adult?

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Who knows?

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        Shoot I think the quote came off as a little rude. I didn’t mean to diminish your big moment, I meant to just say enjoy doing what you love. Sorry! xD

        • ShinyXatu

          I know exactly what you mean. Trust me, I’m not changing a thing about me anytime soon.

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Haha great! xD

            I know a lot of people at my school could really use that lesson. . . a bunch of them always do stupid stuff just because they think it’s “mature” (a la drinking, etc.) and dismiss people who like things they deem “childish.” I get that people should be able to like what they like but it can get pretty annoying.

    • AuroraLights493

      I assume this means it’s your birthday tomorrow? Happy birthday!!!!!!! ******

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alrighty i’m so close to having 4Star Barbarian Armor…..granted that Great Fairy keeps doing unspeakable things to me in return……

  • EarthenWarrior

    20 heart containers, i feel like a God

  • EarthenWarrior

    well tomorrow is gonna be rain and snow and i told my parents i was working when i’m really not so that means 5 hours of Breath of the Wild or Specter of Torment

    • SPECTOR OF TORMENT IS OUT??

      • EarthenWarrior

        for 6 days Gurl

      • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

        …only on Switch. That’s the crabs.

        • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

          Catch. That’s the catch.

        • Aw dang it… is it coming to 3DS soon? 🙁

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            I think I heard it was like April for other systems. My question is will it be 10 bucks still or will it be free if you’ve already purchased SK?

        • EarthenWarrior

          • Pyromaniac Bokoblin

            Hey don’t be so crabby

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • EarthenWarrior

    alright going to bed…That Great Fairy tho……Scarousing

    • Scary arousing?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Some of her animations
        Like she grabs link, presses him into her face and drags him into the depths of the fountain….

        Death by Snu Snu

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      You’re quite kawaii

  • Ultron

    Battle Royale has got to be the worst feature of Sun and Moon.

    • The PinSir

      It’s more like a double-edged sword for me: it’s a lot of fun to play, but when everybody gangs up on you, its rough

      • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

        Aka me every game…

  • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

    We never had a zebra Pokémon be- oh wait

  • Daedardus

    SW-4969-5603-5293

    Add me please 🙂

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      Oooh! Why the friend code?

      • Daedardus

        It’s a Switch friend code, you can only add people through FC.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’ll getcha later I have Lynel to hunt, I’m SOOOOO close to fully upgraded Barbarian armor,

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ohoho I GOTS to make a Fakemon based on this beaut
    http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-fish-bobbit-worm-attack-665934.gif
    This adorable killer is called a Bobbit Worm where they lie in waiting on the ocean floor for prey to wander by and use massive grappling hook mechanics to snatch prey

    Maybe i’ll revamp my Ground/Dark Leech Pokemon Landprey into this or at the very least give it a evolution or pre-evo

    • SMOGON DO NOT DROP AZU TO UU

      OMG IT FUCKING WIGGLES
      That’s actually really cool and I IMPLORE you to do so

      • EarthenWarrior

        And it’s nearly twice the length of your arm with thick boney mandibles that can pull down a fully grown octopus

        Anywho I think I’ll modify Landprey to be more Bobbit worm and give it a prevo maybe like a common earthworm pure ground

        The idea is a subterranean Pokemon that hides right at the surface of their hunting grounds and grab and drag prey down with their powerful teeth

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