Hello everyone! We’re bringing you the results of the Pokémon Mascot Showdown! There were a lot of votes, and it was a very close call, but we have a winner.

It’s Giratina, our favorite mascot from Generation 4! It won with 19% of all the votes! In celebration of Giratina, our supreme overlord, winning we’ve updated the site theme to something a little more fitting of everyone’s favorite legendary Ghost-type Pokémon!

2nd: Lugia (18%)

3rd: Rayquaza (17%)

4th: Charizard (15%)

5th: Xerneas (12%)

6th: Lunala (10%)

7th: Zekrom (9%)

Is Giratina our rightful winner? If not, which mascot should have won instead?

Thanks for the voting and we’ll see you next time!

X — EVAN

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    first but this new design would look better if it would be lugia or lunala.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • The singular Kuppo™

    O. M. G. The disqus looks so much cooler :0 and Yay for a ghost type winning ^^

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      wait… you’re up like what time is it over there?

      • The singular Kuppo™

        11:15 am…

        • *The Impatient Matenou*

          okay but where do you live exactly?

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Western Europe

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            okay like i was going to say that i live in the southern united states and it’s like 4:18 A.M. here.

  • Haxford

    Yay for Giratina!! It’s my favorite legendary after Dialga!

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Daedardus

      No, this is Patrick.

  • Ultron

    Giratina ftw!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Obviously it was going to be Giratina, best Ghost and best Dragon. Respect the levels

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    • EarthenWarrior

      until i fully design my Dragon/Ghost Fakemon Drequiem a Dragon who’s life force succeeds death but its body doesn’t and it has the mighty ability Doom Stand where when KO’ed it gets a extra action (but must be knocked out by a damaging move and during this action you may not switch out or heal moves such as wish or rest are negated it is solely a last attack and nothing more

  • Chaos

    This one was actually a very close poll.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Who cares the Switch is a mere 12 days away gonna go over the checklist
    – Nintendo Switch Preorder ✔️
    – Zelda: Breath of the Wild preorder ✔️
    – Standee ✔️
    – Starter Kit ✔️
    – Charging Controller ✔️
    – Collectors edition BOTW Guidebook ✔️
    – Guardian Amiibo ✔️
    – 128g Microsd card✖️(Will this have to be formatted?)
    – Extra long HDMI Cable ✖️
    – Cases of Gallons ✔️1/2
    – Bag of Chips ✔️
    – Day off from work ✔️
    – Download of Bomberman R ✖️
    Anything else?

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Gallons of what and why?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Water duh, i promise i will be moving only to get out of my house and to the store on the day of the Switch (and the possible chance of getting up to pee unless I reuse empty gallons)
        the very least i could do is not drink liquid calories

        • UnburdenedLegume

          1 bag of chips seems a bit underwhelming tbh. Why not at least five?

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s economy size from Costco

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I dont know what that is, give me a pic

          • EarthenWarrior

            ughhhhhhh they’re all the way in my trunk i don’t wanna go out there…
            i can promise you its a big bag, and later in the day i’ll order some take out

            now that i think about it maybe i should research grease proof gloves because the last thing i want to do is get the beautiful sleek screen permanently stained with fingerprints

    • Daedardus

      How do you create those checkboxes?

      • EarthenWarrior

        IPad

    • EastGovnah

      Bomberman R looks fun

    • Daedardus

      – Nintendo Switch Preorder ✔️
      – Zelda: Breath of the Wild preorder ✔️
      – Standee ✖️
      – Starter Kit ✖️
      – Charging Controller ✔️
      – Pro Controller and extra Joy-Cons ordered ✔️
      – €50 in eShop credit ✔️
      – Collectors edition BOTW Guidebook ✖️
      – BotW Amiibo ✔️/✖️(they fucked up my order but will repair it)
      – 128g Microsd card✔️
      – Extra long HDMI Cable ✔️
      – Cases of Gallons ✖️
      – Bag of Chips ✖️
      – Day off from school ✖️ 🙁
      – Download of Fast RMX ✔️

      • EarthenWarrior

        Hmmm seems a tad incomplete

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      – Nintendo Switch Preorder ✔️
      – BotW Preorder ✔️
      – Pro Controller Preorder ✔️
      – Download Code for Snipperclips ✖️
      – Endless Supply of Snacks ✔️
      – 128 GB SD Card ✖️
      – BotW amiibo ✖️
      – Day off School ✖️ (but it’s ok since all I have after that is exams and spring break)

    • MenacingCascoon

      Man Switch is only 12 days away, and Im not hyped for it a single bit. Im more hyped for my pokemon teams than I am for switch. Thats kinda sad, someone say something to make me hyped for it!

      • EarthenWarrior

        Bro i could give you a detailed and theatrical reason you should take a chance and claw your way for a Switch and Breath of the Wild but i know you all too well and it will most definitely fall on deaf adamant ears because you don’t care one single bit and you force yourself to be so

        • MenacingCascoon

          But I wanna be hyped :<. I guess it's ok, seeing people excited about is enough to make me happy for you guys. I may have to pass off on, my favorite franchise, Zelda.

          • EarthenWarrior

            -__- (you are such a fraud)
            but i will say this, if you take into consideration about the play style and how its done this is the least Zelda’y Zelda game to come out and it has more in common with open world rpgs

            because i know you don’t like puzzles and dungeons, granted there are a bazillion mini dungeons filled with puzzles and only like 4-5 main dungeons

            i’m just saying, having a switch will definitely be good for the long run

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Pokemon stars perhaps…… If it’s even real….

        • EarthenWarrior

          that ain’t a thing, nor will they let a main series game on a console

          • EastGovnah

            A PORTABLE CONSOLE, it can work

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I CANT WAIT TO PLAY POKEMON ON A TV WITH A STANDARD CONTROLLER!!!

          If they continue to put Pokemon on he 3DS and Nintendo makes a successor I’m gonna be super annoyed.

          • EastGovnah

            it’s bound to happen Pokemon Switch

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I know there’s the Gamestop rumors and all that but I’m just scared that GF won’t accept it as a standard portable.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Me too, that would be a wasted opportunity

  • EarthenWarrior

    NYRAAGHHHHHHHHH i’ve spent the last 4 hours acting all manic from nothing to do, it is going to be a very long 12 days of waiting

    maybe i’ll reboot Roller Coaster Tycoon and create Uncle Sketchy’s Mount Ridesplace and see how many innocent lives i can ruin

    • EastGovnah

      WE ARE SO CLOSE THO! GET EXCITED

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    Our favourite mascot legendary is the pokemon representation of Satan…

    YAAAAAAAAY!!!!

  • EastGovnah

    YESSSSS I DIDNT THINK MY FAVORITE MASCOT LEGEND WOULD WIN BUT IT CAME ON TOP AT THE END

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Wow, I’m actually shocked. How did Charizard actually lose something?!

    That being said, WOOOOOOOO I LOVE GIRATINA

  • MenacingCascoon

    New Theme I like it. I guess Im ok with Gira winning. it’s a cool pokemon even though Dialga is way better but oh well. Better than Charizard

  • EarthenWarrior

  • The PinSir

    Although it’s cool Giratina won, I think that with Rayquaza the theme would suit Pokejungle

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      At least it wasn’t Zekrom themed, that would’ve been boring.

      • The singular Kuppo™

        At least that wasn’t a Charizard theme :v

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Whoa wasn’t expecting a site change lol Pretty cool. I’m glad that a Pokemon that isn’t Charizard or Rayquaza won. It’s always nice to see Pokemon that aren’t the typical “popular” (I guess? lol) ones get some time to shine lol

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I got a new Pokémon named its based on a Racoon

    Lunacoon- Dark

    Ranandito- Dark

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Racunar, Lunacoon sounds kinda wrong to me.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Why though?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Maybe ‘Loon a coon’, sounds kinda offensive I guess, maybe because I watched too much south park where it is intentionally a play on the racist insult.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Oh reason for that is its Lunar based as it has Crescent shaped Boomerangs that detach from its body and a white mask it sports and they all hunt during the night time using the moon for light to guide it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I know I get it, it’s just what came to mind. It’s probably fine as is though.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Yeah I did now change the evolution name to Stellaroon

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Stellar+Moon/Raccoon?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m surprised that GF hasn’t made a Pokemon based on a Raccoon yet

      • oceanics

        Zigzagoon lol

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Oh right, forgot about it 😛

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Well Zigzagoon kind of was, but its not real enough to me

    • EastGovnah

      I made a Racoon pokemon called Racboom lol

  • MenacingCascoon

    Dont you love on a nuzlocke when your rival kills your only way to beat the E4 with a crit! I guess Im going to lose this nuzlocke!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I just started my own moon Nuzlocke and lost my first Pokemon to Hala, Trumbeak. Why is Trumbeak so slow?? Ugh.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I’ve had much worse…. a rival , the last trainer on victory road, kills my last Pokémon with their last Pokémon using a recoil move when they lived a super effective hit on like 1 HP
      And they died too

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I’m looking at the Results and Lugia has more votes?

    • EastGovnah

      they probably decided it before lugia rose to the top again

  • Ok but Lugia.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      …isn’t as good as Ho-oh.

      • Ultron

        Bam

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Yeah I agree, it isn’t as good as Ho-oh, it’s better.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Well I can’t argue with logic like that….

          But you’re still wrong

          • The singular Kuppo™

            You’re also wrong too

      • I will fight you

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Fite me irl
          (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

  • TheNintendoChip

    YAS our names are purple, that makes me so happy! 😀

    • MenacingCascoon

      I agree. It’d just a good color and almost matches my avi

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      (Joyful squeal)

  • ShinyXatu

    Purple is a nice color. Also, I VOTED FOR LUGIA! NOOO!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Lugia was so close to winning tho

      • EastGovnah

        Lugia is winning rn lol

        • ShinyXatu

          The game is rigged. They’re always rigged.

          • EastGovnah

            Yea like voltorb switch

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ok no, Voltorb flip was AWESOME. I’d take a game of skill over a game of luck for the game corner anyday.

            RIP Game Corner

          • Why don’t they bring back Voltorb Switch instead of just completely getting rid of the game corner all together?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            IDK, honestly. Even the people who had a problem with the gambling should be fine with this

          • MenacingCascoon

            Because I almost broke my SS copy because that place is cheat

          • Ultron

            Some dumb European law against gambling.

          • Ultron

            Misty lost to stupid Sabrina by one vote so yeah it is

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Too late tho lol

  • MenacingCascoon

    I know there is so many people, but anyone up for a battle royale? I know all of you wanna join, but I can only accept 3 people.

  • Haxford

    I’m glad to see most people like the winner and the new theme!

    • EastGovnah

      I really like the purple

    • The singular Kuppo™

      This new theme is really growing on me 😮

  • EarthenWarrior

    ughhh will these freaking days just speed up already!
    it’s only bleeping the afternoon and i’m fed up with the day I NEED THE SWITCH

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Loooooool

  • Shady

    Giratina deserve the win.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Rayquaza should’ve won, but I like the the purple.

      Also, SHADY YOU’RE BACK!!

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    • But lugiaaaaa

  • EarthenWarrior

    anybody…..helloooooo?
    Forever alone

    • MenacingCascoon

      Want to have a showdown match?

      • EarthenWarrior

        ughhhhhh fine a quick match, any specifics?

        • MenacingCascoon

          just 6v6 OU

          • EarthenWarrior

            EarthenWarrior is the username don’t make me wait

  • Shady

    I will never fall in hell I create it. http://is2.4chan.org/vp/1487524040216.jpg

  • EarthenWarrior

    Skarmory, toxapex, Chansey Sableye Ferrothorn and a freaking Fini…..fuck my life

    • Ultron

      You got this

      • EarthenWarrior

        i lost horribly
        those Pokemon are downright cancerous

        • Ultron

          You should copy that team and name them
          C (Skarmory)
          A (toxapex)
          N (chansey)
          C (sableye)
          E (ferrothorn)
          R (fini)

          Sidenote: I wish they would get rid of the eviolite.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Skarmory is a total pain without special sweepers
            Toxapex spams regenerator and BB
            Chansey just downright bulky
            Sableye walls and cripples status
            Ferrothorn hides behind anything to avoid Fire moves
            and Fini just freaking doesn’t die

          • Ultron

            Chansey should burn, that demonic beanbag lookin bitch

          • EarthenWarrior

            all of them should be removed seriously how can you beat this team without 100% specific counters……granted a Special Electric puts a dent in it i will say but that’s not always there

          • Ultron

            Magnezone ftw

          • MenacingCascoon

            Nooo I love Eviolite it’s so good. I used Eviolite Piloswine, it wrecks

          • Chaos

            Eviolite Gurdurr is where it’s at

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yes!!
            Ive used that and its sooo good

          • Ultron

            It undermines evolution, which I find deplorable

          • MenacingCascoon

            It shows I dont have to change my friends just for strength, that they can stay how they are and still be strong

          • Ultron

            Gross, everything should evolve.

            I feel like I could be a villain team leader that forces evolution

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yea, you sound like you hate Ash…

          • Ultron

            Oh, I do. I really do

          • Chaos

            Only in the case of Chansey/Blissey does eviolite provide an advantage to the unevolved form.

          • Ultron

            Eviolite magikarp tho

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Porygon 2 tho

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Yay I love all those pokemon

    • Chaos

      Don’t play OU.

      OU is a shitfest.

      Also basically anything that can beat stall gets banned to Ubers.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Honestly it’s true. UU and below dont rely on stall tactics. Normally, Im ok with stall because it’s a playstyle, just like Hyper offense or balanced. But something about celesteela drives me crazy. Idk why this one mon is so annoying but it honestly hurts my heart when I see one on the other person team

        • Chaos

          I’ve barely played OU this gen, especially since bank was released. Honestly it’s not worth it. I play mainly RU now.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Honestly I may join you. The only reason I play OU is so I can use more pokemon, but the meta game is very iffy now

          • EarthenWarrior

            let me brief you in what you will see in OU
            Tapus
            lando
            Ultra Beasts
            Greninja
            Magnezone
            Ferrothorn
            Cancerstar
            Mega Sableye

          • MenacingCascoon

            What is “Cancerstar?”

          • EarthenWarrior

            Toxapex

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh funny name, maybe you should try some lower tiers too

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do, but most of my favs are in OU….
            but i will say that team i used is my OU standard team
            (and i’m still extremely salty that Spore broke early like it always fucking does)

          • MenacingCascoon

            Thats how I feel too, it sucks.

          • EarthenWarrior

            except once again you end up winning and i lose

          • MenacingCascoon

            Even though I dont think many of my mons were OU, but sometimes I want to use an OU mon but OU tier drives me away

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Araquanid is hilarious there only because it kills certain mons that act as people’s wincons, subsequently leading to rages and rage quits

            That and Bulu is there

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I play RU and UU
            (Honestly UU is even worse….)

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        DAWGTRIOH IS BANND

      • TGSChu

        A level 255 Pokémon may be banned From Ubers if its level is too abnormal.

  • UnburdenedLegume

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Honestly I would have preordered a Switch if it had more than 1 game title worth spending 400+ euros for. I just cant be bothered now

    • EarthenWarrior

      well too bad you’re not getting one now

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I’m buying one in May, so its not that bad tbh.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      It’s best if you wait, honestly. There’s no hugely anticipated exclusive coming to the system until summer.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Speaking of competitive battling
    http://challonge.com/CasualSm
    Tourney is next week! Please make your teams. Prepare to battle

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I have to ask something about it

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      RIP me

  • EarthenWarrior

    i am just so stinking bored… parts of me want to bust out the gamecube and mario sunshine but that gamecube and game are 14 years old……

    • Daedardus

      Aren’t Gamecubes virtually indestructable?

      • EarthenWarrior

        the scanner thing craps out and doesn’t read discs sometimes

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I wish us and pokejungle could make our own friggin tiers … they’d be more balanced and not have DUGTRIO in Ubers

    • ban Toucannon

      top tier terrible

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Umm, no
        Not my shiny one
        Let Fruity be!

  • Sweet Fae

    ew Giratina. RIP Lugia, you’ll always be #1 in my heart

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      You mean “woo, Giratina one of the best choices?”

      • Sweet Fae

        thank you for giving me this opportunity

        • thats it im dead this killed me this is the funniest thing ever

          • Sweet Fae

            *takes a bow*

    • Well, Giratina is also super cool but Lugia is just the best. At least Lugia has a freaking awesome movie

      • Sweet Fae

        yass

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Ho-oh…

        ;_;

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Woah NSFW

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        XD
        But seriously they’re everywhere

    • TheNintendoChip

      I don’t have any near me 🙁
      Although I did just catch a Xatu (@ShinyXatu:disqus)

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I got one tooooo!
        I got remoraids up the wall by my bowling alley

      • ShinyXatu

        You might as well just pack it up now, you’re not going to get anything better.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          I got one too, evolved it

  • EarthenWarrior

    well turns out Sunshine didn’t hold up, and also if i’m gonna play the Switch it’s definitely gonna be the basement since the picture quality is no where near satisfactory levels for the greatness that will be Breath of the wild

  • HERE WE GO Y’ALL CHAMPION STEVEN

    • The PinSir

      Them Gen 3 Trumpets

      • OK WOW THIS BATTLE IS HARDER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

  • The PinSir

    I honestly can’t wait for Gen 8 to introduce a priority Flying type move that a lot of Pokemon can have. Then we don’t have to see the UB cockroach anymore.

    Seriously, I am so sick of seeing it on Showdown.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      NO NO NO NO NO
      NO MORE FLYING BUFFS
      NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
      (Comfey hilariously bodies Phero)

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Is anyone here? Or more accurately who is

    • TheNintendoChip

      I’m here! Trying to solve a bunch of proofs though so might not be super active

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Okay! And Hai!

    • HELP MEGA METAGROSS IS DESTROYING MY TEAM

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        ……Cry? That thing is busted

    • EarthenWarrior

      Me, but i’m in a swirl maelstrom of self loathing unrelenting boredom and hunger

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Just spent all of last night watching Pokken Dlc character footage and can safely say…

    .Machamp gets a new friend in bottom tier (Scizor)
    .Please petition to have the broken pile of nut known as Darkrai removed from the game
    .Empoleon is my new main
    Croagunk is one of THOSE pokemon

    • The PinSir

      Better nerf Darkrai

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I’m serious though, I watched one of the best Pikahus get slaughtered by Darkrai without even leaving Field Phase one time!

        • The PinSir

          Darkrai is so hard to knock out, it just comes in and fucks you up so incredibly bad

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It’s scurry

          • The PinSir

            Very scurry indeed

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I can post footage if ya want

          • The PinSir

            Suuure

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Sorry for the ultra cringe commentary

          • The PinSir

            Rest In Peace Pikachu
            1996-2017

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Like that was NOT okay XD

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      All I have to say is PLEASE GIVE US THE DLC CHARACTERS!!!
      I recently got back into Pokken and I suddenly care that we don’t have them yet.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        SAME
        Empoleon is INSANE

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Pikachu Libre is still my one and only

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Ah

            I play a lot of it too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I don’t really play competitively, or even play that well even, but it’s pretty fun nonetheless. Hoping for a Switch port now TBH.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I feel like there will be
            (EMPOLEONNNN)

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            What tier is garchomp in? I feel like I do pretty poorly against garchomp players.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I think he’s near bottom? If you aren’t prepared he’s scary due to his bullyish playstyle
            You’ll probably do worse against Empoleon who does that too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I despise the fact that he can hit through shield with certain attacks. That’s just nasty.

            What are the top tier characters then?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Braixen, Mewtwo

            Oh, Empoleon has that too… and also has punishes that slaughter you if you don’t hold down shield
            I can show ya too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I do pretty well against both of those characters actually, huh.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            You’ll hate him. see why here

  • WOW OK AFTER SUCH AN EASY GAME THAT STEVEN BATTLE WAS INSANE

    I lost 4 team members just trying to burn hit Metagross only to lose Banette and I had to rely on Milotic. Metagross kept using Giga Impact which saved me because I could heal and attack while only taking half of my HP in damage because of the burn.

    WOW

    • The PinSir

      I’m somewhat glad that the champion battle in ORAS was harder because of that absolute lack of difficulty in XY, it was good for a change of pace to have Steven’s Metagross be hard.

      Also, what’s you final team like (levels, moves, etc.)?

      • Mako – Blaziken – 53
        Violet – Roserade – 52
        Mary – Banette – 55
        Vanity – Milotic – 55
        Melody – Altaria – 56
        Esme – Meowstic – 53

        • The PinSir

          I like it 😀

          • I really enjoyed this team!

          • The PinSir

            Glad you did enjoy it! What are you planning to play next after this?

          • I want to do a Heart Gold nuzlocke down the road, but next up for me is Twilight Princess with some Stardew Valley and Overwatch on the side

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Twilight princess

            Yuck

          • Twilight Princess and Wind Waker are the best Zeldas

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I imagine it’s a good game under an ugly coat of paint. As petty as this sounds, I really truly can’t get past the art style. It’s just unnecessarily dark. Like I get that’s part of the game and all but it just makes playing the game not fun.

            But yeah, WW is awesome.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It’s the teenage fanfic of the Zelda series I’m guessing

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            And link is a WOLF

            Makes sense

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            WELCOME BACK WOLF….
            Nevermind
            (WHY IS THAT JOKE SO EASY TO MAKE!?)

          • Lol maybe it is super edgy but I love wolf link. Midna is also my favorite Zelda character ever so…

            also my brother bought me the Wolf Link Amiibo so I’m happy about that 😛

          • EarthenWarrior

            Midna also is mine too,

          • I think TPHD fixed it up a bit. I mean, I wouldn’t know I’m playing the Wii version but I actually love the art style even if I have to play it in a dark room or with the brightness up

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That’s what I played, though. xD
            I guess it’s just me then, idk. I’m so glad Zelda didn’t continue with that style anyway.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      So Milo killed the Meta
      for me my Minun killed it XD

      • Seriously the only way to beat that thing is to take advantage of the Giga-Impact

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Besides Minun who was thirsty for blood

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Got some fanmons here..

    • The PinSir

      Cool! What are they like?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Lemme post em!
        (Will probably repost later due to you star and chip being the only ones here atm

        • ShinyXatu

          I beg to differ.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Didn’t see ya :3
            Hai!

          • ShinyXatu

            Nah you couldn’t have. I just stop in randomly these days, hoping it will eventually get busier again.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I see whatcha mean

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Busy, you say?

            Let the spamming commence!

          • ShinyXatu

            Quality not quantity! 😛

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’ll have you know that my spamming is of the top percentage

          • The PinSir

            Like Joey’s Rattata

          • ShinyXatu

            You know what they also say…rule conformity is comfy and easy to wear.

  • As much as I hate on the ORAS credits, it sure makes the town themes sound much better. The regular town themes in game are just so bland

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I loved the ORAS credits….
      Sure they weren’t anything spectacular, but they gave me a trip down memory lane of my journey, which no other pokemon game has done.

      • The PinSir

        Same, its very entertaining to watch what your big parts of your Hoenn adventure were. And it was somewhat nostalgic to see your first rival battle and gym battle.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          That’s why the best part of the SM credits was the end, with the picture rotom took of you and the friends entering hau’oli city.

          • The PinSir

            I thought that (at first when taking that picture at Hau’oli) was just a “remember-the-jounrey-thing”, similar to Shauna and the fireworks. But when they showed that at the end of the credits, it had such a richer meaning, almost making me cry.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Except I went into Hau’oli at first at night in sun, and so the game took the picture as if it was day. Totally broke the immersion but the point was clear.

      • They’re fine, I’m just salty that they interupted the beautiful credits with a town medley

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Pokdex Entry: 147
    Candief
    Classification: The Candy Lover Pokemon
    Height: 1’04
    Weight:
    Type: Ghost/Fairy
    Ability: Candy Crook/Kleptomaniac
    Stats:
    HP: 20
    Attack: 50
    Defense: 20
    Special Attack: 20
    Special Defense: 30
    Speed: 100
    Base Stat Total: 240
    Pokedex Entry: This ghostly pokemon has an unhealthy obsession for sweet tasting goods and prioritizes them over almost anything else. This childlike pokemon is good at using its cuteness to win over its target in order to take what it desires. For, rather obvious reasons, it tends to get along extraordinarily well with children. It is rather cowardly in personality.

    Evolves Level 27 when a rare candy is used on it. (Note: This Candy can be used to get it to level 27)

    Pokedex Entry: 147
    Sugurglar
    Classification: The Sweet Snatcher Pokemon
    Height: 2’01
    Weight: 36.2
    Type: Ghost/Fairy
    Ability: Candy Crook or Kleptomaniac (Deciding between these two names
    Stats:
    HP: 60
    Attack: 100
    Defense: 50
    Special Attack: 60
    Special Defense: 75
    Speed: 120
    Base Stat Total: 465
    Pokedex Entry: Although its personality has not changed, its desire for sweets has only increased. It has changed from using charm to take its desired things to flat out stealing; an art it is extremely proficient in. Unlike its pre-evolution, Candief, this Pokemon is rather brave and will fight if it is necessary. It uses its blinding speed to circle around its opponent before striking whenever it sees an opening.

    Candy Crook/Kleptomaniac: If this Pokemon is on the field with any other pokemon that has a berry or candy item, it steals it and takes the effect.

    (Basically anti trevenant)

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Another fairy ffs

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I actually haven’t released a fairy yet I think, I dunno

        I have as much fairies as I do other types

        • UnburdenedLegume

          They should all die except for Klefki and Koko

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Eh, it’s a type so I’ll work with it

    • EarthenWarrior

      it’s kinda a mishmash of Swirlix and Klefki
      i just never liked the idea of Pokemon of any kinda liking human made sweets or based around it just rubs me the wrong way,

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I get what ya mean, but this wouldn’t be the first time (I actually saw this as a mix between Slurpuff and that one Teddiursa from the anime)

        • EarthenWarrior

          also don’t forget Pickpocket is already a ability

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I know, but this isn’t on contact
            The draw back is that it ONLY takes those sorts of items
            I almost made it consumables than I remembered Focus sash and Gems and said nono to dat

          • EarthenWarrior

            same for Magician

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            But it’s more specific.. and instant

    • The PinSir

      (Sees Candief)
      Pretty cool idea, with it having a candy obsession and it being Ghost/Fairy
      (Sees 100 Speed)
      Hot damn that thing is fast

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yeah, this thing is supposed to be fast AF
        But literally anything will kill it

        • The PinSir

          Sadly yes, that poor bulk won’t do too well in LC..

          But that thing is a speedster.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Basically
            It’s probably low tier, but it’s gonna be a cutesey mon anyways

  • ShinyXatu

    For any anime fans out there, I watched Whisper of the Heart last night. It made me so happy and I very nearly cried (for reference, The Wind Rises was one of the only movies that has ever made me crack). Both of those movies and Spirited Away are probably my favorites from Studio Ghibli.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Miyazaki knows how to tug dem strings, but i can’t do animes anymore….my body just can’t control itself……Diane…….

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        ANIMUS

        Sooooooo you gonna watch Season 2?

        • EarthenWarrior

          no……..i’m still trying to get over her…..
          same goes for that Dragon maid anime that’s getting popular and this one thing where this guy works for a boardinghouse for the naga lady and other mythical creatures

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Ahhh

            Ah, welll I’m gonna

          • EarthenWarrior

            once you go strange you never go back…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yesh

  • EarthenWarrior

    –__– why won’t this day end i really want to drown my sorrows in cola

    • I prefer to drown my sorrows into Stardew Valley. I have a cool farm but it isn’t cool enough yet

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I want to drown my sorrows in Animal Crossing Switch. Get on it, Nintendo.

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s probably in the works, may i remind you that as the month’s go by we grow closer to the summer and that means E3, and don’t forget that what was shown at the presentation clearly wasn’t everything in development
          i have a pretty good faith that we will see a Animal Crossing Switch title as well as the next installment of Smash

    • ShinyXatu

      My weekend has been opposite of yours, sorry to say. Yesterday I took the pledge to attempt physical fitness again, so I’ve lost about 800-1000 calories so far (since yesterday) doing the treadmill and stationary bike. I have a good 10-15 pounds I’d like to lose. I guess my point is, you could be feeling great too if you play your cards right. I know how hard it can be.

      • EarthenWarrior

        yeah i’m in no position to lose weight, i work alot and a notorious glutton with bad flat feet, also my years of stress make me unable to lose a damn pound…..

  • So like.. why hasn’t Nintendo announced a Switch pre-release Nintendo Direct to get the last details out?

    • ShinyXatu

      I could see them announcing that in just a couple days for this Thursday. Totally possible!

    • EarthenWarrior

      what details? we have basically everything about it minus games that weren’t shown

      • IDK but there has to be more to tell people before it comes out

        • EarthenWarrior

          screen
          controllers
          dock
          Click sound
          what else

          • More games? Virtual Console and eShop info, Details on the Zelda DLC, Details on the Online service

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      IDK, my guess is that they won’t at this point.

  • WAIT WHAT

    ITS PLAYING THE SONG FROM WHEN AZ’S FLOETTE CAME BACK?

  • ShinyXatu

    I turn 18 in 12 days, folks. I am officially entering old mode. Post some Pokemon music so that I don’t feel as old.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      What was your first game?

      • ShinyXatu

        The first game I ever owned was either Cars or Golden Sun for the GBA. My first Pokemon game was FireRed, followed closely by Emerald. I had to catch up on the retro stuff on my own (and I still have a long way to go).

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme
          • ShinyXatu

            You have fine taste, this is one of my favorites!!!

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It’s just the first FRLG track that came to mind, but I do really love this track!

    • EarthenWarrior

    • The PinSir

    • MenacingCascoon

      If you started in Hoenn here is some

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpUJaYImJg

  • blehhh so like… should I do the Delta Episode? I have a billion Rayquazas already but a Deoxsys may be cool to have.. I really hate the Delta Episode

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      No, unless you like fetch quests.

      • That settles it then I guess. Tomorrow I’ll start Twilight Princess. And by “start” I mean continue because I started it a few months ago and never finished it because of school and pokemon

        • ShinyXatu

          I also told myself that I would go back and 100% Twilight Princess and get 20 hearts to use for the Wolf Link amiibo but…I just don’t want to. Twilight Princess is in my no-no zone. It’s no good.

          • Does anyone here like TP? D:

          • EarthenWarrior

            yo, but i will say some parts are major turn offs
            IE Lakebed temple you giant whore
            fixing the Dominion Rod and the cannon
            Malo
            …extended Wolf Link areas
            oh and the Lost Woods i truly hated this incarnation

          • ShinyXatu

            The only redeeming factors were that Zora’s Domain was included, and Snowpeak Ruins. Lakebed Temple made me want to throw up and everything else just felt a bit dull.

    • The PinSir

      I mean, if you really want to complete the game, then do it. But, although the Delta Episode has some good parts, its mainly “meh”.

    • Ultron

      Just knock them both out. Flying into space is cool :3

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Pokedex Entry: 22
    Mr. Mime —> Mega Mr. Mime
    Classification: Barrier Pokemon
    Height: 4’05
    Weight: 125.2 Lbs
    Type: Psychic/Fairy
    Ability: Refractor
    Stats:
    HP: 40
    Attack: 45
    Defense: 85
    Special Attack: 130
    Special Defense: 130
    Speed: 130
    Base Stats: 560
    Pokedex Entry: After going through fierce training, Mr. Mime has greatly improved the efficiency and sturdiness of its barriers. If it were to wrap itself in the barriers, they would be strong enough to resist the force of almost any attack. It also has gained the ability to amplify its psychic powers by attacking and letting its attacks pass through their own barrier.

    Refractor: This Pokemon’s attacks do twice the damage if Reflect, Aurora Veil, or Barrier is in place for it.

    • MenacingCascoon

      What was your question

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Oh, I forgot were megas allowed?
        And what was the banlist again?

  • ShinyXatu

    Look what I just found! Only old-school PokeJungle aficionados will appreciate this:

    • I’m not old school enough >.>

      This music is great though

      • ShinyXatu

        I used the song as the intro to my cringe 14-year-old Youtube videos which I nuked off the internet. I’ve been looking for extended Drill Dozer music for literal years!

        • hmmm…. I wonder if I still have my old sprite animation videos somewhere…

        • EastGovnah

          it was total cringe

    • EarthenWarrior

      Seeing Dill Dozer again gives me Bomberman Cravings but which one……i can’t go wrong with Bomberman the second attack but i want to play with Charabombs

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      OMG I remeber your channel…. xD

      I still see you making comments on videos from time to time lol.

    • MenacingCascoon

      This sounds like something from DP. She was a cool smash assist

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I’ve never actually listened to this past the intro part, but I’m beginning to hear a high resemblance to the National Park theme from Johto…

  • The PinSir

    Quick question about Black, I have 3 different types of teams in mind, but I can’t decide on which one I want to utilize in the play through:

    Team 1 (current one): Emboar, Seismitoad, Simisage, Stoutland, Archeops, and Gothitelle
    Team 2: Emboar, Seismitoad, Sawsbuck, Excadrill, Gothitelle, and Archeops
    Team 3: Emboar, Beartic, Simisage, Stoutland, Galvantula, and Archeops

    Which one should I use? I know its up for me to decide, but I’m completely stuck.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I like the variation in 3 more than the others, so go with that.

    • Ultron

      Team 4: Emboar, Seismitoad, Sawsbuck, Galvantula, Beartic, Archeops

      • The PinSir

        Holy crap this one’s great

        Thanks Ultron

  • MagmaGamingFTW

    While Zekrom is my favorite legend, Girly Tina isn’t bad either

  • MenacingCascoon

    That moment when you hatch an accidental shiny (rf)
    I knew this would happen https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ee770333218fe7ee20afb3d3c106e452065f8b61b687dbed3aaf31be4de9c14.jpg

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      THE EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Woah that’s awesome!

      I’ve gotten a Pinsir and a Drifblim that way, in gen 6.

    • DucoLamia

      SAME. I got my Shiny Wimpod because of that.

  • EarthenWarrior

    i’m back from the drink and snack run

  • EastGovnah

    Look what noise the switch makes when u connect joycons https://youtu.be/uHQhVCAC9LI

    • EarthenWarrior

  • EarthenWarrior

    GOD DAMN YOU NETFLIX WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY REMIND ME!!!!!!!!
    ;_;

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nobody’s on….might as well go to bed…..

  • Gamer Dragon07

    Welp,at least purple is my third favorite color.I voted for Lugia but Giratina’s pretty nice

    • Second behind pink 😛

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I don’t really have a favorite color so much as I have a few favorite color combinations. I feel like combos make for a better look.

      Well, I do like green, I guess.

      • Gamer Dragon07

        My favorite color is blue with red coming in second

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I like a dark, foresty green.

          More importantly, my favorite color combos are blue+green, red+gold, red+pink, I could go on and on. xD

          • Gamer Dragon07

            Very nice

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Bee Movie Script
    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? – Barry? – Adam? – Oan you believe this is happening? – I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. – You got lint on your fuzz. – Ow! That’s me! – Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. – Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! – Hey, Adam. – Hey, Barry. – Is that fuzz gel? –

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. – Hi, Barry. – Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. – Hear about Frankie? – Yeah. – You going to the funeral? – No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. – Well, Adam, today we are men. – We are! – Bee-men. – Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. – Wonder what it’ll be like? – A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! – That girl was hot. – She’s my cousin! – She is? – Yes, we’re all cousins. – Right. You’re right. – At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. – What do you think he makes? – Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. – What does that do? – Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. – Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! – Wow. I’ve never seen them this close. They know what it’s like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don’t come back. – Hey, Jocks! – Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You’re monsters! You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! – I wonder where they were. – I don’t know. Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It’s just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. – Oouple of Hive Harrys. – Let’s have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! – Oh, my! – I never thought I’d knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. – Six miles, huh? – Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it. – Maybe I am. – You are not! We’re going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? – Well, there’s a lot of choices. – But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! – Barry, you are so funny sometimes. – I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! – You’re gonna be a stirrer? – No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. – We’re starting work today! – Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… – Is it still available? – Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. – What’d you get? – Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. – You want to go first? – No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. – Any chance of getting the Krelman? – Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? – I’m going out. – Out? Out where? – Out there. – Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. – Look at that. – Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. – Thank you. – OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! – That’s awful. – And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. – Antennae, check. – Nectar pack, check. – Wings, check. – Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let’s move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! – Ever see pollination up close? – No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It’s a little bit of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! – Guys! – This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama’s little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don’t think these are flowers. – Should we tell him? – I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee in the car! – Do something! – I’m driving! – Hi, bee. – He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What’s number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don’t go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say. There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don’t kill him! You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I’m not scared of him. It’s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. – Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? – Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. – You could put carob chips on there. – Bye. – Supposed to be less calories. – Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m sorry. – You’re talking. – Yes, I know. You’re talking! I’m so sorry. No, it’s OK. It’s fine. I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed. Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee! I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised. That was a little weird. – I’m talking with a bee. – Yeah. I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I’m grateful. I’ll leave now. – Wait! How did you learn to do that? – What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. – That’s very funny. – Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? – Like what? I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Ooffee? I don’t want to put you out. It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes. – It’s just coffee. – I hate to impose. – Don’t be ridiculous! – Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? – I shouldn’t. – Have some. – No, I can’t. – Oome on! I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms. – Where? – These stripes don’t help. You look great! I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That’s the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. I know how you feel. – You do? – Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. – Really? – My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it? You’re in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. – Why do girls put rings on their toes? – Why not? – It’s like putting a hat on your knee. – Maybe I’ll try that. – You all right, ma’am? – Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it’s no trouble. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. – Thanks! – Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly work. He’s all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. – Sounds amazing. – It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. – Do they try and kill you, like on TV? – Some of them. But some of them don’t. – How’d you get back? – Poodle. You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. – Well… – Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? – A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! – No, no, no, not a wasp. – Spider? – I’m not attracted to spiders. I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. So who is she? She’s… human. No, no. That’s a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. – Her name’s Vanessa. – Oh, boy. She’s so nice. And she’s a florist! Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist! We’re not dating. You’re flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? – They call it a crumb. – It was so stingin’ stripey! And that’s not what they eat. That’s what falls off what they eat! – You know what a Oinnabon is? – No. It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! – Listen to me! We are not them! We’re us. There’s us and there’s them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! – Thinking bee. – Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He’s in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It’s been three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You’re barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I’m talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I’ll catch up. Don’t be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! – We’re still here. – I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond to yelling! – Then why yell at me? – Because you don’t listen! I’m not listening to this. Sorry, I’ve gotta go. – Where are you going? – I’m meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? Bye. I just hope she’s Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? It’s faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane! You don’t have that? We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. – What is wrong with you?! – It’s a bug. He’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You’ve really got that down to a science. – I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. – I’ll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? – Is he that actor? – I never heard of him. – Why is this here? – For people. We eat it. You don’t have enough food of your own? – Well, yes. – How do you get it? – Bees make it. – I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! – It’s organic. – It’s our-ganic! It’s just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don’t know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it’s on sale?! I’m getting to the bottom of this. I’m getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. – You almost done? – Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I’ll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You’re busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you’ll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier? I don’t understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You’re too late! It’s ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You’re not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I’m going to Tacoma. – And you? – He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! – What is that?! – Oh, no! – A wiper! Triple blade! – Triple blade? Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I’m Oarl Kasell. But don’t kill no more bugs! – Bee! – Moose blood guy!! – You hear something? – Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours. – Bees hang tight. – We’re all jammed in. It’s a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. – What if you get in trouble? – You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you’re out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood’s about to leave the building! So long, bee! – Hey, guys! – Mooseblood! I knew I’d catch y’all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee’s got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. – Oheck out the new smoker. – Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. “They make the honey, and we make the money”? Oh, my! What’s going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn’t last too long. Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes! That’s a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There’s hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That’s a rumor.

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        Do these look like rumors? That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He’s been talking to humans. – What? – Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. – You wish you could. – Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it’s true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! – That would hurt. – No. Up the nose? That’s a killer. There’s only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive’s only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. – Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble. – And I’m Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we’ll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, “I’m a kid from the hive. I can’t do this”? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It’s a common name. Next week… He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots… Next week… Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ’em. Bear Week next week! They’re scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. Honey, her backhand’s a joke! I’m not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. – Is that that same bee? – Yes, it is! I’m helping him sue the human race. – Hello. – Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go ’cause we’re really busy working. But it’s our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. – Frosting… – How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you’re three. And artificial flowers. – Oh, those just get me psychotic! – Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. – This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal. – I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty! It’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It’s pretty big, isn’t it? I can’t believe how many humans don’t work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. – What’s the matter? – I don’t know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn’t the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson… you’re representing all the bees of the world? I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we’re ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man’s divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. Honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us ’cause we’re the little guys! I’m hoping that, after this is all over, you’ll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he’d dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don’t imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? – No. – I couldn’t hear you. – No. – No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They’re very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How’d you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that’s enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. – Where have I heard it before? – I was with a band called The Police. But you’ve never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven’t. No, you haven’t. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I’m feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That’s not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that’s ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn’t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! – Order in this court! – You’re all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! – Say it! – Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury’s on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I’m a florist. Right. Well, here’s to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. – Ken! – Hello. I didn’t think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but… the battery. I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There’s a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. The ball’s a little grabby. That’s where I usually sit. Right… there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn’t really a special skill. You think I don’t see what you’re doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I’m going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. – What’s that? – Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I’m wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I’ve got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! – You’re bluffing. – Am I? Surf’s up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! We need to talk! He’s just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night… My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I’m sorry about all that. I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn’t overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he’s considered one of the best lawyers… Yeah. Layton, you’ve gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it’s gonna be all over. Don’t worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. – You got the tweezers? – Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We’re friends. – Good friends? – Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute… Are you her little… …bedbug? I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn’t your queen give birth to all the bee children? – Yeah, but… – So those aren’t your real parents! – Oh, Barry… – Yes, they are! Hold me back! You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you, Benson? He’s denouncing bees! Don’t y’all date your cousins? – Objection! – I’m going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Oh, I’m hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can’t treat them like equals! They’re striped savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! – Adam, stay with me. – I can’t feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. – Hey, buddy. – Hey. – Is there much pain? – Yeah. I… I blew the whole case, didn’t I? It doesn’t matter. What matters is you’re alive. You could have died. I’d be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can’t explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don’t know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? – Why? – The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. That’s it! That’s our case! It is? It’s not over? Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don’t make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about… Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. But you can’t! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It’s a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? – What are we gonna do? – He’s playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I’m OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You’ll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. – What if Montgomery’s right? – What do you mean? We’ve been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We’re all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He’ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames… But it’s just a prance-about stage name! …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan’t breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there’s gallons more coming! – I think we need to shut down! – Shut down? We’ve never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We’re shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What’s going on? Where is everybody? – Are they out celebrating? – They’re home. They don’t know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now… Now I can’t. I don’t understand why they’re not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing. Honey really changes people. You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? – What did you want to show me? – This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They’re all wilting. Doesn’t look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I’m gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn’t think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It’s notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That’s our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course… The human species? So if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? – I’ll sting you, you step on me. – Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They’ve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? – Roses are flowers! – Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That’s why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I’ve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I’ve made it worse. Actually, it’s completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it’s greater than my previous ideas combined. I don’t want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. – Bees. – Park. – Pollen! – Flowers. – Repollination! – Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It’s real. Sorry, ma’am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. – Where should I sit? – What are you? – I believe I’m the pea. – The pea? It goes under the mattresses. – Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. – I’m getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let’s see what this baby’ll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic… …without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there’s no stopping us. Stop! Security. – You and your insect pack your float? – Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? – Remove your stinger. – It’s part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It’s got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we’ll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I’m in a real situation. – What’d you say, Hal? – Nothing. Bee! Don’t freak out! My entire species… What are you doing? – Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! – Who’s an attorney? Don’t move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One’s bald, one’s in a boat, they’re both unconscious! – Is that another bee joke? – No! No one’s flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What’s your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. Where’s the pilot? He’s unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. – Who’s that? – Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. I can’t fly a plane. – Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? – Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We’re headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory… That’s Barry! …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There’s a bee on that plane. I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They’ve done enough damage. But isn’t he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small… Haven’t we heard this a million times? “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.” – Get this on the air! – Got it. – Stand by. – We’re going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to working together. That’s the bee way! We’re not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. – Black and yellow! – Hello! Left, right, down, hover. – Hover? – Forget hover. This isn’t so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. – That may have been helping me. – And now we’re not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let’s get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I’d do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don’t have to yell. I’m not yelling! We’re in a lot of trouble. It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! I can’t do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – You snap out of it! – Hold it! – Why? Oome on, it’s my turn. How is the plane flying? I don’t know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. – Black and yellow. – Hello. All right, let’s drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can’t see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. – Thinking bee. – Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. – What? – I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! – What in the world is on the tarmac? – Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! – Vanessa, aim for the flower. – OK. Out the engines. We’re going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! – Not that flower! The other one! – Which one? – That flower. – I’m aiming at the flower! That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. – This is insane, Barry! – This’s the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! – Yes. No high-five! – Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! – Thank you. – But we’re not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we’re gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We’re bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You’ve earned this. Yeah! I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That’s our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now’s the time. I got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! Here’s your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I’m sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I’m late. He’s a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can’t get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You’re a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who’s next? All right, scramble, jocks! It’s time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. – When will this nightmare end?! – Let it all go. – Beautiful day to fly. – Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. – Thinking bee! – Me?

  • We don’t need that, thanks.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Apparently a few days ago trailers for Sun and Moon were released…. like the games…
    May I ask why?

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      What you mean? Where? And in what way? they may still be marketing for Sun and Moon seeing as it’s really not that old of a game and is still presumably selling well

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        It was released on valentines day and had a “Gameplay may not be final” marker
        I’m guessing this was supposed to be out earlier?

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          Where tho? On YouTube?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yeah

  • Elizabethkhulbert

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj302d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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  • EarthenWarrior

    11 more days…
    Today I will be venturing into the City today for some stupid reason, but if there’s any chance I can hit up the Nintendo Superstore I’ll put up with the city

    • EastGovnah

      good luck go meet the guy waiting on line

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        HEY

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I think I found a way to sorta change your NNID thing. There’s this thing called a User ID you need with MyNintendo, which will be the name people see for you online.

          • EastGovnah

            ik i changed it 😀 and it can be changed 😀 but it doesnt let u capitalize

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I haven’t done mine yet, I need to make a smart choice…

          • EastGovnah

            u can change it

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Wait, you mean after you make it? That’s awesome!

      • EarthenWarrior

        i don’t care about that, i really don’t like the city
        too big
        too crowded
        a lot of walking
        no idea where i am 100% of the time

        But I love the superstore….

        • EastGovnah

          its a great store, i remember when i saw the switch demo units for the private event

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’ve always wanted to visit there, I’ll probably never see a higher amount of Nintendo merch in one place.

          • EastGovnah

            well it is a store lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            fair warning its mondo expensive

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Yay went to Philly yesterday and hot damn if you still play and you want a lot of sh*t go there I caught 7 new Spiecies yesterday and went from no Pokéballs to 30 balls in 5 mins.!

    New Spiecies Captured: Chikorita, Remonraid, Sunkern, Voltorb, Wooper, Marill,

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Sorry it cut off
      And Teddiursa

      I also saw gyms with Tyranitar, Blisey, and Scisor

      And caught as just prizes: 2 Ponyta, a Lickitung, a few Poliwag, a Duduo, and Hoppip

  • Jackattack72

    I love that Gen 4 is getting the love this time around! Dialga is better imho but Gen 4 is my fave one!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Combusken
    Nuzleaf
    Milotic
    Honedge
    Binacle
    Croagunk

    This is my team in Omega Ruby, currently two Water types, I could swap Binacle but not sure for what, any suggestions?

    • MenacingCascoon

      how and why are using binacle croagunk and honedge

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Trade or Eggs and cause he likes them

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Eggs?

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Hmm based on your team I suggest Lunatone, Solrock, Clefable, or Gardevoir

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Togekiss or Pidgeot also could work on this team

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Togekiss sounds good, already used Pidgeot on previous playthrough so have to pass on that one even though its still my 2nd favourite bird 🙂

  • EarthenWarrior

    Hmmmmmmmm if allegedly DP remarks weren’t the fevered dream of stark raving fanboys what would your team consist of?

    well i’m very much committed to a very distinct set of Pokemon in Sinnoh but maybe this time around
    Infernape/Torterra
    Rampardos
    Floatzel
    Drapion
    Abomasnow
    Garchomp/Rhyperior

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Emploleon
      Gliscor
      Weavile
      Rotom
      Roserade
      Gallade

    • MenacingCascoon

      Wow that’s two pokemon away from my actual Sinnoh team, anyway even I dislike Sinnoh it would probably come down to megas (if they bring that back), or new forms. But it looks:
      Empoleon
      Stuntank/Purugly
      Cherrim
      Spiritomb
      Glaceon
      Dialga

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I’d try to get as close to my original team as possible. Problem is I don’t remeber it all. I guess it’d be something like this:
      – Torterra
      – Gastrodon
      – Crobat
      This is where it gets hazy, I’m just finishing the team blindly.
      – Luxray
      – Froslass
      – Dusknoir

    • Sweet Fae

      Id probs do:
      Starter: Chimchar (then box it)

      Tangrowth
      Togekiss
      Purugly/Ambipom
      Honchkrow
      Drifblim/Mismagius
      Chimecho

      Possibly a Mothim or Kritune
      Id try to use pokemon that I love but have never had in a play through. (even though some of these I have used in a play through.)

    • Haxford

      Empoleon (wtr/stl)
      Garchomp (dgn/gnd)
      Froslass (ice/gst)
      Honchkrow (drk/fly)
      Luxray (ele)
      Toxicroak (psn/fgt)

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      My team is obviously gonna be
      If it’s based on the original Diamond
      Torterra-Grass/Ground
      Bibarel-Normal/Water
      Honchkrow-Dark/Flying
      Clefable-Fairy
      Toxicroak-Poison/Fighting
      Steelix-Steel/Ground

      If based on Platinum dex
      Torterra-Grass/Ground
      Bibarel-Normal/Water
      Houndoom-Dark/Fire
      Lucario-Fighting/Steel
      Glalie-Ice
      Togekiss-Fairy/Flying
      *Yanmega-Bug/Flying

      *=If Pokéride comes back or no need for fly this my choice in place of Togekiss

    • Daedardus

      Torterra
      Bidoof
      Bidoof
      Bidoof
      Bidoof
      Bidoof

    • The PinSir

      I would use some Pokemon I’ve never used before:

      Torterra
      Octillery
      Toxicroak
      Driftblim
      Electivire
      Mamoswine

    • Ultron

      Empoleon
      Infernape
      Torterra
      Honchkrow
      Porygon Z
      ???

    • Lopunny
      Gardevoir
      Staraptor
      Froslass
      Milotic/Empoleon
      Luxray

  • Sweet Fae

    Real talk though, if theres any pokemon that wasn’t retconned to fairy that I think really should have been its Chimecho and Chingling… should have become Psychic/Fairy

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      They should’ve been psychic steel, they are bells after all.

      • Sweet Fae

        that too, but that ship sailed a long time ago

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I feel that Hoppip could have gotten it if they really wanted to

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I have a question for my Fan-Region I have a Wind spirit Pokémon, but should I make more spiritual Pokémon?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Idk, how many spirit Pokemon are in your region? If the wind one is the only one, you can make one more to serve as it’s counterparts if you want to

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Thats sounds like a good idea thanks

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yw :^)

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Where is everyone?

    • Armaggedon16

      Dead

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Hiding in my room trying not to get sick for the third time in two weeks. Seriously, I had a cold two weeks ago, the flu just a few days ago, and now my brother has a stomach bug and I really don’t want that.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Did you have a question for me about the tourney

      • Armaggedon16

        Is it on showdown or 3DS? .-.

        • MenacingCascoon

          3DS

          • Armaggedon16

            Okay. Thanks

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        No not that I recall

    • MenacingCascoon

      Also for the first round
      http://challonge.com/CasualSm
      Everyone will battle, but the winner of the match between Spectral and you may have to battle twice in one week.Sorry it’s an uneven number

    • The PinSir

      Training up some Pokemon for the Tourney

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Oh cool my team is mainly my Playthrough team as I need only 2 more to lvl.50 then I’m ready

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Lol I haven’t started a bit.

        I mean, fear me Cascoon! rawr!

        • The PinSir

          Same. Like I only have two competitive mons so far I want to use for the team.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m probably just gonna use my first competitive team except for the banned mons (which I don’t even know anymore lol. I think Araquanid was one?)

          • MenacingCascoon

            Cmon you guys you have to prepare!! (Only has 2 team members bred)

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Lost in my own subconscious and in the Internet

    • Ultron

      Watching AoS and MM’ing

  • Ultron

    If you don’t factor in Sinnoh evolutions, Johto introduced 21 pokemon that don’t evolve and were mostly horrible until Gen 4. *cough* worst generation of pokemon *cough*

    • MenacingCascoon

      I have to agree most Johto pokemon were pretty basic

      • Ultron

        I’ve just noticed it now that I’m playing GO again. I’m like, “woah, Murkrow! Too bad I can’t evolve it yet..”

    • The PinSir

      Johto lacked any memorable mons, though I’ll say Ampharos, Kingdra, and Tyranitar were cool though

      • Ultron

        Yeah, there are definitely some cool ones (mareep line, phanpy, tyranitar, mantine, scizor, steelix, houndoom, heracross, eeveelutions, slowking, Noctowl) but it’s meh to me if you don’t count in cross gens

        • The PinSir

          Still a relatively fun region to explore

          • Ultron

            Yeah, I like the region and games :3

          • The PinSir

            HeartGold was pretty great, and I’m willing to do a Crystal Nuzlocke sometime

          • Ultron

            That sounds difficult.

          • The PinSir

            It’s something I’m considering, but I’ll probably need some practice nuzlockes before I do it since, well, I sorta suck at them…

          • Ultron

            I’ve always wanted to try a wonderlocke

          • The PinSir

            Oh yeah those are fun to do

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        This^
        And pory 2

        • The PinSir

          The cyber-duck 2.0 was a great addition to Johto

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yessss

          • Ultron

            Too bad it was really difficult to get in gen 2, since you needed to be able to trade and also couldn’t get it till post e4 :/

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            True

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Johto to me brought me some of the greatest
      Politoed, Gligar, Porygon2, Sneasel, Aipom, Feraligatr, Furret, Noctowl, Eeveelutions, Tyranitar, Murkrow, Houndoom, Steelix, and Scisor I may be missing some though

    • Chaos

      Gen 2 is by far the worst generation to date.
      But it did bring me two of my favourite in Scizor and Tyranitar, so can’t hate it on it as much as I want to.

      Still rubbish though, from the starters, to pokemon distribution and the seriously lackluster region. It would have been fine if the franchise’s ended after Johto, but since it didn’t, Johto is shit.

      • Ultron

        Yes, exactly 🙂

    • Sweet Fae

      y’all crazy, Johto was amazing

  • The PinSir

    I just realized how lacking the DP dex was. For Flying, Electric, Fire, Dragon, and Grass, there was not even that many at all. Like for Flying, the only real good ones were Staraptor and Honchkrow, but that was it. And for Electric, you really had Luxray and Raichu.

    Despite it being a great region, some of the types lacked a lot of Pokemon, and in some cases any good ones.

    • Ultron

      DP isn’t all that good if you take out the cross gen evos, imo. It’s horrible for fire types.

      • The PinSir

        And because of the lacking in fire types, Flint’s team was mostly non-fire types, even though he’s a Fire type E4

        • Ultron

          That’s why I only play Platinum, which has a way better dex 😛

    • MenacingCascoon

      Im surprised you didnt mention Fire.
      Since there was only two fire lines and a fire E4 (3 of his members were non fire)

      • The PinSir

        Oh yeah Fire suffered the worst.

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      In the game you had two fire lines a Starter and the sh*ttiest Fire type in games that to me isn’t worth getting its Evo

      • Ultron

        Ponyta evolves waaay too late

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          And has the worst move pool of fire types

    • The singular Kuppo™

      “Like for Flying, the only real good ones were Staraptor and Honchkrow”

      What about Gliscor? >_>

      • The PinSir

        Wasn’t avaliable in DP, though I wish it was ._.

        • MenacingCascoon

          Such a stupid concept. Lets introduce more cross gen evos… but not let them available in the game. DP is an awful game

          • The PinSir

            Yeah, like they introduced about 20-30 evolutions for old Pokemon, but they were almost non-existent in DP. It totally defeats the purpose of even having them in Gen 4 altogether..

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Oh yeah, DP were good games but the dex is just awful.

      • The PinSir

        It was overrun Normal, Bug, and Poison type, which most of them were considerable mediocre.

    • temporario23

      Another reason why they should include Platinum-elements in the inevitable DP remakes. Platinum dex was good.

  • The PinSir

    Speaking of Johto, I always felt so bad for Houndour in Gen 2. You couldn’t even access a single one until Kanto, with Houndour being found at Route 7 at night. It was just probably forgotten by people who played through those games, and they weren’t even used at all on most teams. It’s a great Pokemon, but still it got the unfortunate end of the bargain in Gen 2.

    Fortunately, you could find it in the Safari Zone in HGSS though.

    • Awesome Waffles

      Don’t forget about Slugma.
      People (me included) didn’t even know that Slugma was a Gen II Pokémon because of how out of the way it was.

      • Ultron

        In gen 4 you could get a slugma, wooper or mareep in Violet City via Primo

      • The PinSir

        I didn’t realize that Slugma received it too, its a shame for it as well. They could’ve put it in Mt. Mortar or something, at the very least..

    • MenacingCascoon

      Yea that really sucks. My friend got lucky and my brother traded him one before he beat the game. But I still think it was just a stupid move.

    • Ultron

      I was just thinking about that!!

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Know who’s worse? Girafarig… where do you even find that thing?!

      • The PinSir

        Actually, Girafarig was available in Johto in both GS and HGSS, on Route 43 (which is before the Lake of Rage). I’ve actually ran into it before in my previous HG run.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Really? Huh… I’ve literally never seen it

          • The PinSir

            I mean its a different experience for every player, so it never spawned for you, which is why you never came across it.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Huh… true
            I can also name a couple other mons that never friggin showed up

    • MenacingCascoon

      An even more idiotic move towards Johto Pokemon:
      I believe with each new region the gym leaders and E4’s ace should be a new pokemon
      However in Johto, Faulkner Bugsy Morty Chuck ace were all kanto pokemon. Heck these 4 didnt even USE Johto pokemon. That’s so annoying.
      Faulkner= Noctowl
      Bugsy= Ledian/Ariados
      Morty= Misdreavus
      Chuck= Heracross/Hitmontop

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I can understand the first three, but Chuck had absolutely zero excuse

        • MenacingCascoon

          Really I think Chuck and to an extent Morty make sense
          Chuck is a big guy that trains with the waves (Poliwrath)
          Misdreavus doesnt really fit Morty
          Either way I think GF was trying to hide Gen 2 pokemon from us

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            That and there was literally ONE ghost type

      • The PinSir

        I know right? Sure, its because Johto is right next to Kanto, but you can’t shy away from the fact that not once did they even use one. They seemed like they were better off as Kanto Gym Leaders because they lacked any Johto Pokemon on their teams.

  • MenacingCascoon

    Question?
    For end game facilities like the BAttle Tower Remixes and the Frontier, NPC’s use sub-legendaries like Zapdos, Colbalion etc. Do you guys think in the region after Alola they will use the Tapus/UBs? Tapus/UBs seem to be pretty special to Alola, but they usually use them no matter what. Thoughts?

    • The PinSir

      I’m not sure, UBs I can see being used by people, but as for the Guardian Deities, not so much. I guess its just because it would be weird seeing someone controlling the protectors of Alola (even though we are able to catch them in SM).

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Super sorry to ask this but can you repost the Banlist again? I just wanna know what I am unable to use

      • MenacingCascoon

        Mamoswine
        Marowak
        Mgnezone
        Metagross
        Greninja
        Toxapex
        Mandibuzz
        Pinsir
        Scizor
        Garchomp
        Mimikyu
        Skarmory
        Mega Gengar, Mega Lucario, Mega Salamence, Blaziken, Mega Kangaskhan, Mega Mawile, Aegislash

    • EarthenWarrior

      Never, I use what I got until I breed my competitive

      • MenacingCascoon

        That does not answer my question in the slightest.

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I’m gouging my eyes out in jealousy of gamexplain right now…
    They just got the switch, BotW, all the amiibo, the pro controller, etc.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      That’s why videogame reviewer is one of the best jobs in existence lol

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I’m probably going to sound really stupid when I say this, but… do they pay for it even, or is free loot sent to them all the time?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I think that the company sends the games for free

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            But they pay for the consoles and stuff? That makes sense.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            If they are going to review the console, the company will send it for free, iirc the reviewer don’t have to pay for anything

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            They just got like 500 bucks worth of stuff. :O

          • Daedardus

            From personal experience that’s more around $800.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Let’s see here…
            300 (switch)
            + 60 (botw)
            + 70 (pro)
            + 30 (charging grip)
            + 20 (case)
            + 13 (wolf link)
            + 64 (4 botw amiibo)
            + 20 (guardian amiibo)
            ——————-
            577 MSRP, but adding in a heap of shipping and sales tax you might be closer

          • Daedardus

            Sounds about right. Really imagined I spent €800 for Switch at launch, but that was including a BotW Wii U and extra Joy-Cons I now recall.

        • Sweet Fae

          most reviewers do not pay for the stuff that they review, even Jimmy Whetzel who doesnt even review games (I mean he has once or twice) has had nintendo send him free shit all the time

      • MelloMori

        Ehh kinda. You might get free stuff, but at the same time your expected to rush through games, never able to really enjoy them and often times have to limit yourself to about 10 hours in a game before you have to base your review on it, hence why reviews rarely ever talk about endings in games. Also due to that its very common that reviews become super burned out on games since they don’t have the time to play them, or a desire to play them really. Kinda like the Let’s play effect.

        • EastGovnah

          Mori always coming in with straight facts

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          What’s the LP effect?

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Idk either but I’m assuming that is what happens when a YouTuber keeps making lots of let’s play about a game, they’ll eventually loose the desire to play it and leave the let’s play series about that game unfinished

          • MelloMori

            Kind of. Its basically the issue that once you start playing games for a career(let’s play’s, streamers, ect), you kinda feel a lot more fatigue when playing games and lose the desire to play them on your own time. Kind of like if you had to play games for 8 hours straight for footage, and not have much of a desire to play more games after that. Its kind of a first world problem, but it is a noted issue among people. Generally the only way this is well avoided is if you can kind of combine the two. Like using an LP file as your main game in pokemon so you don’t play the game twice or the sort.

    • EastGovnah

      the boxes for games i do like, very slim so it will be easy to store

      • EastGovnah

        but sadly alot of wasted space for cool artwork lol
        http://i.imgur.com/xlnXshN.jpg

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I’m curious to see how the other games’ boxes will look like

        • Ultron

          That’s such a waste of plastic

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I actually thought they would be slimmer lol

        Unrealistic game case expectations these days…

    • Daedardus

      I was telling my friend exactly the same! That said, they earned already $300+ just with the video up until now, it’s not that they wouldn’t have the money to buy it otherwise.

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        What do you mean they already earned that much?

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          From views. They make decent money from their YouTube channel

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            But I mean how can you tell that from view counts?

          • EastGovnah

            they make a certain amount per view

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            -__-

            I knew that, what I meant was how do you know the revenue rates? xD

          • Daedardus

            The average rate is something around $8/1K views, more subscribers lead to a better rate and it also depends on the amount of people using an adblocker and such. But it provides a nice estimate for a high profile channel such as Gamexplain.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            It’s not calculated by the individuals that run the account. YouTube/Google have a system that determines a certain amount per view. You then have a revenue page on your channel to see how much you’ve made

  • The PinSir

    Anyone have any Fakemon Ultra Beasts? If you do, what are they like?

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Dark (Dank) types m8

  • EarthenWarrior

    Earthen is not totally pissed off
    I’m now in a cab going to the parking garage after going to the Nintendo Superstore
    I saw so much merch I wanted to throw money at but I did splurge and buy the Wolf Link Amiibo and a Drillbur figurine

    And I went to the Lego store and made a brick bot and a take home cup

    Now hopefully we can get home without much traffic

    • Ultron

      Nintendo Superstore? Wish I had one of those around here.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Tis a magical place, but I do occasionally have PTSD flashbacks where the massive mile long crowds gathered for the release of Pokemon X and Y

        • Ultron

          I think if I went I would be really broke.

    • Daedardus

      You live in NY? How do you like it there?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I live on Long Island
        But City Life ain’t for me
        Too crowded
        Too much walking
        Way too many smokers
        And I saw things I wish I didn’t
        Also like a billion hipsters

        • Daedardus

          I can never imagine living in such a big city as NYC. On the one hand there’s always something to do but it feels hard to get some rest if you want. And I’d love to get a big house once I graduate.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I love my quiet suburban neighborhood

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Only part of city life that ain’t for me… I was in Philly for Marde Gras some guy tried to sell me pot

          I obviously didn’t accept and just walk over to my mom instead

          • Ultron

            Liar, you totally bought some

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Nope actually my moms boyfriend when the guy left walked to cops and told them he had some i think that guy is arrested now

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Define ”hipsters”?

  • zess

    Hey guys and gals how have you been? Glad to see that Giratina won and I’m also glad to see that Lugia and Rayquaza claimed second and third.

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Uhrg 17 Pokémon short of my region’s completion then to the statistics, of mostly names, designs, Stats, heights, weights, move pools, abilities, and to get more story elements, and finally to finish the gyms E4 and champion sets and everything

  • What do all the BOTW amiibos do?

    • MelloMori

      Tap the Wolf Link amiibo (sold separately) to make Wolf Link appear in the game. Wolf Link will attack enemies on his own and help you find items you’re searching for.
      Tap a Zelda 30th Anniversary series amiibo to receive helpful in-game items or even a treasure chest! -copied from the site

      The new ones are unknown to me.

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Well finally I got names for Matabull’s Evolution

    Kindbull-Fire (kindle+Bull)

    Frymox-Fire/Ice (Fry+Rime+Ox)

  • Joker901

    Just caught a timid tapu lele with this ivs spread: 31/13/30/30/31/31. It took me 30 balls but it’s almost perfect.

  • My Switch Plans 😛

    Switch – 300$
    Zelda – 60$
    Snipperclips – 20$
    SD card – 20$
    Case – 20$
    Charging Grip 30$
    BOTW Zelda Amiibo maybe? 15$

    • EastGovnah

      is snipperclips confirmed to be $20?

      • I think so??

        • Yep just looked it up

          • EastGovnah

            The charging grip is the only downside is i heard it only charges the joycons if its connected via wire to the dock

          • … wait really?

          • EastGovnah

            thats what a switch channel said

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That makes sense honestly, otherwise you’d have to charge the grip to charge the joycon. xD

          • EastGovnah

            thats what I thought tho? dont you charge a portable charger to charge your phone?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I guess, I don’t personally have one. I mean it makes sense as well, but the thought of it seems sorta silly.

          • But that makes sense…

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Switch – $300
      BotW – $60
      Snipperclips – $20
      Pro Controller – $70

      And this is what I still need to get:
      Zelda amiibo – $15
      Archer link amiibo – $15
      128 GB SD card – $40

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Oh wait I don’t have the snipperclips code yet either oops lol

      • Hmmm maybe I should spend a bit more for a 128 GB card instead since I plan o getting more games digitally

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I want to get multiplayer games like MK8D digitally as well as games like Animal Crossing.

    • EastGovnah

      HERES MINE
      Switch $300
      Zelda ME $144 (shipping <3)
      Bomberman R $50
      Pro controller $70
      Charging grip $30
      Guardian Amiibo $20
      Link Archer Amiibo $16
      Collector edition Guide $25

  • UnburdenedLegume

    There are like two people on here who wont get a Switch loool

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      They’ll give in….eventually…

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Nah I’ll wait until May or June

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Eventually…

        • I’m waiting until my birthday on April sooo

    • Ultron

      Me! Woo. too poor for that shit atm

  • EastGovnah
    • <3<3<3

      • EastGovnah

        theres also a commercial that aired today!

        • Omg

          • EastGovnah

            Mostly same stuff but beautiful still *click at own risk*

          • Yep. This is a Ghibli movie in game form

  • So what’s the deal with Miis?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      What about them?

      • Like, is there a mii maker or what?

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Yeah, there’s a Mii Maker in settings. As far as what games even use them anymore, I have no idea, but I do know they can be put in different positions with different facial expressions and used as profile icons instead of the nintendo character shots.

          • EastGovnah

            Mario kart uses them

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh, forgot about that >.<

  • EarthenWarrior

    Who wants to see my NYC swag?

    • Ultron

      Go ahead

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Ooh, me

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Nice little drilbur xD

    • Ultron

      Nice. Do they sell individual pokemon just like that? And I just bought quite a few Lego over the weekend so nice robot bug thingy

      • EarthenWarrior

        yes they do mostly gen 5 (and a ton of plushies), and i myself am a self proclaimed Lego Aficionado Dark Wizard rank and i threw it together in like zero seconds i call it Brickbot

        • Ultron

          You see any Volcarona merch? >.>

          And do you collect any of the Lego themes? I was a huge Harry Potter collector when the theme was still alive (RIP), so now my brother and I mainly get Star Wars and Marvel ones.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Bionicle

          • Ultron

            I keep forgetting those exist again. I used to collect those in elementary school

    • My little brother bought me wolf link and I’m hyped to use it

    • EastGovnah

      Omg that keyboard

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Clean your desk bruv but the Drilbur is :3

      • EarthenWarrior

        but my desk is a organized pig sty

        • EarthenWarrior
          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I miss actually having consistent access to a real computer, right now my only access to the internet and computer stuff is my ipad and phone. I really wish my laptop didn’t have so many viruses lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            Stop looking up so much porn them

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I would say it was less that and more of trying to download stuff…without “permission”.

          • EarthenWarrior

            just go to Pornhub and Deviantart they’re pretty clean

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Pornhub is thrash

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m waiting for this to sprawl into a huge argument about the best porn sites.

            In the words of an educated grade schooler, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please i have so many porn sources it should be illegal,

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Star should be here to hear this

          • Sup

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Did you see my starter name post?

          • no

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Dunno what you’re implying there but I’m fine not knowing

          • The Subzero Kurusu
          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Speaking of, did they add Ditto in GO yet or not?

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Yep but he’s pretty hidden only way to get is to catch random Pokémon and it will just say “Oh” instead of gotcha then it will be a ditto (I have 3 Ditto two of which hid as Sentret’s one as a Zubat)

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh that’s pretty cool. I remember back in July, when I was on vacation (that’s how I remember), somebody faked finding a ditto in GO and suddenly everyone was trying to find one, even thought it wasn’t even there.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Thats a dick move. that would have caused a bigger uproar then the first wild Vaporeon in history in Central Park

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Anyone remember the headline “Two men fall off 75ft cliff playing Pokemon GO, but were unharmed”? xD

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Wait that was a thing I’ve never heard of it

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Yeah I saw that headline and I was pretty confused. How exactly do you fall off a 75 foot cliff and walk away unharmed? Seems unrealistic IMO

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Why yes indeed Fight! *sips tea as I’m a gentalman*

          • EarthenWarrior

            ehh its not that great but that’s why you need to keep checking most recent uploads

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Stop watching porn websites and download it on your phone and get a desktop

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Like I said, mostly sketchy downloads. I’m pretty safe when it comes to. . . that department.

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Yay! All three of my starter trio are done

    Grass
    Mozmur- Grass
    Leafmur- Grass
    Sprigrape- Grass/Fighting

    Fire
    Matabull- Fire
    Kindbull- Fire
    Frymox- Fire/Ice

    Water
    Flethingo- Water
    Flindace- Water
    Jetingce- Water/Flying

    So do y’all like the names

    • Ultron

      Flethingo sounds..funky. I like it

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Thanks that line is based on a Flamingo and actually Flindace’s name come from the dance called Indlamu (A south african dance of the Zulu tribe), and Jetingce is based on the dance the Jitterbug which uses acrobatic movements making it perfect

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I’m pretty shocked that I’m at Kiawe’s trial in my Moon nuzlocke and only two pokemon have died so far (RIP Barbershop the diglett and Halbird the trumbeak). I would’ve thought I would be doing horribly right now.

    *knocks on wood*

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I DIDN’T KNOCK HARD ENOUGH MY GASTLY IS DEAD. ONLY ONE LEVEL FROM BEING A HAUNTER! 🙁

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Nuuuuuuuu!!! Thats too bad sorry about that

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          It’s not as bad as it could’ve been. My Brionne survived a hit with 1 HP and my Persian was going to die of poison given one more turn.

      • Ultron

        Girl why didn’t you just grind it to evolve before the gym Dx

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Well see I didn’t think I was going to use Gastly at all. I had a plan, and a backup plan, but those fall apart quickly. I anticipated a Toxic, so I switched into Gastly, but it used Flame Burst and got a crit.

          (It was totem salazzle btw)

          • Ultron

            Well I’m sorry for your loss 🙁

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m not taking this well, I need some counselling.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            We are here for you

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m scared for the future, I have literally NOTHING to deal with Lurantis.

  • The PinSir

    Comment question: What’s your favorite remix of a Pokemon OST?

    Mine has to be the PMD 2: Primal Dialga remix done by PokeRemixStudio. It was one of the first Pokemon remixes I ever really liked, and the melody is beautiful but is creating a tone of urgency. Another reason why I like it so much was I listened to it before I was about to compete in finals for a state championship to pump me up. In the end, I won barely.

    • Ultron

      This one is epic

      • EastGovnah

        i cant wait to battle him again

        • Ultron

          I can’t wait to see their redesigns <3 <3

    • EastGovnah

      • The PinSir

        Holy shit this is a great remix, who remixed it?

        • EastGovnah

          ZameJack

          • The PinSir

            I ought to go check out his remixes now lol

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUOaUKfLiU

      Skip to the night part, that’s when it gets good.

  • EastGovnah
    • EastGovnah

      Subwoof is a perfect name for a Pokemon honestly

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ayo for all my Switch homies if you lot want to secure a username of choice i’d go make an account asap

    i got EarthenWarrior in just in time

    • EastGovnah

      Ok I will be EarthenWarrior2

    • Ultron

      I am LordUltron

      • EarthenWarrior2

        I’m EarthenWarrior2

        • Ultron

          That’s even better than the original

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Ugh but that takes work…
      Also I won’t use Ithsme that’s for sure, but I don’t want to use my typical username, so I wanna come up with something cool.

      • Ultron

        Just sign into your nintendo account. Super easy

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I don’t have a Nintendo Account, that’s different than a NNID, right? Honestly why can’t they just have one username system instead of a bunch of different ones.

      • EarthenWarrior

        This is why you should have a universal username
        mine are EarthenWarrior and Entharalis which is my Fantasy Persona

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I do, but I’m realizing that it sounds dumb, and Ithsme is exclusively PJ for reasons.

        • EarthenWarrior2

          Ikr i love my username

          • EarthenWarrior

            Seriously get off my name

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

          • EarthenWarrior

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            The Warrior of Earth v.s. The clone of Earth

            Who will win my money’s on the original (no offense Govnah)

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            I have his weakness
            SPRAY BOTTLE

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I thougt it was Sunkern

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            Its a Sunkern shaped Spray Bottle

          • EarthenWarrior

            [It has no effect]
            *glares*
            *grabs you by the neck (with an audible squeaking sound)*

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            jokes on you, im squishy

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Grip tightening*

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            Earthen is playing god no fair

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m more than a God

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            yea ur a cheater

          • EarthenWarrior

            do you honestly thing i’m gonna let you fuck with me boyo?

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            no i changed my name back im a good boi

          • EarthenWarrior

            And you better keep it up, otherwise i will lock you in the closet and have you listen every song in mlp

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m the wild Elemental Berserker surely some turd wannabe could never triumph against the original towering monolith of power

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Like what Earthen said I now only ever go by The … Kurusu or like my Google account Kurusu the Survivor

        • EarthenWarrior

          it just really helps,

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Look I get that, and I constantly use the same stupid username (not Ithsme something else), but I came up with it like 5 years ago and I don’t like it anymore, so this is my chance to do something different and I’m blanking.

    • ShinyXatu

      “valiantpixel” is now reserved for me. Screw you, company that stole my name!

    • Wait is this different from the NNID?

  • EarthenWarrior2

    so could someone explain to me the username, i had one on my wii u(same account) , so does mean it changes for the switch? since i just changed it

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      OMG the name change

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I mean the disqus one lol

        • EarthenWarrior2

          nvm the ID stays the same

    • Ultron

      No, I think you need to go to where it says “userID” under account settings

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        I did, and my ninID is still “codematt” while my userID is now “cobrarebel”

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    OH BOY I WONDER WHAT COUPONS MY NINTENDO WILL GIVE TO US FOR SWITCH GAMES 😀

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      1% skylanders or just dance

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Just dance

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Enjoy your 1% off for 10000000 platinum points

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Just realized what must happen here

    fisticuffs of the Jungle! See who will win!
    First round
    Earthen v.s. Ultron
    Govnah v.s. The PinSir
    Ithsme v.s.Seraph
    Starstorm v.s. Cascoon
    Kuppo v.s. Zess
    Mori v.s. Dae
    Unburdened legume v.s. Fae
    WinterMonster v.s. Kurusu

    Battles begin!

    • EarthenWarrior

      i was hoping for Epic Rap Battles of Pokejungle

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Epic Rap battle

        Pokejungle v.s. Verlis

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          *Verlis being a little b*tch gave up* We won!

      • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEJUNGLE! EarthenWarrior! VS! ULTROOON! BEGIN!

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      oh boy this is fun

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        You actually first were paired with Ithsme then I thought itd be more fair v.s. him with Seraph

    • EarthenWarrior

      question do we get powers?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Yes we all shall fight to the death

        • EarthenWarrior

          Hmmmmmm granted my Elemental Mastery and Warfare should leave any contender a charred broken husk but Ultron has technology, good technology

          • EarthenWarrior

            Screw it i’m posting my stats

            Elemental Control of Earth (minor degree with Fire)
            -Absolute manipulation of all forms of Minerals (Metals are severely harder to control the higher the purity scale)
            -Shapes and forms Earth in any conceivable way (more complex attacks require more focus)
            -Body dense & Stronger due to Earth Radiation build up
            -Healing Factor by pulling healing vitality from plants and soil
            -Earth Gliding “Terraporting”: can move through solid rock for as long as i can walk & hold my breath

            [Elemental Exoskeleton]: a massive technique that encases me in elementally charged rocks and forms a 15ft Earth Golem
            -resistant to physical blows
            -great strength amplifier
            -Slower moving Speed
            -can mold arms and body into weapons (Clubs, Blades, and even fire rocks like projectiles)

            [Warsledge]: a mystical semi technological weapon forged from elemental lava what can focus my power, can deal heavy blows, trigger quakes and fissures and the head can rotate like a drill and can even open a hatch and scoop up rocks and dirt. melt it, compress it, and blast it like a bazooka
            and lastly

            [Berserker State]
            a crazed and violent state of mind where my actions are endowed with primal fury
            -Speed and Strength are greatly enhanced
            -Blind to reason and mercy
            -Shrugs off non-fatal blows
            {Ragnarock} When all my limits have been pushed and shattered and my anger has truly reached its apex, i cause a violent and fiery cataclysmic eruption of Earth and Fire, Unleashing violent quakes and raining down white hot magma and stones, the land and surrounding area will be forever scarred

        • EarthenWarrior

          Death Battle!

          • EarthenWarrior

            this is basically all my stuff but the inclusion of hammers and triggering powerful emotional states that cause increased strength and wild untapped fury

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      *arrives with an axe*

      Oh seraph, where are you?????????

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        what would a axe do good against a ghost

        • EarthenWarrior

          Quick tell him to Bless it

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          It’s made of souls

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Possessing your loved ones, I can hold hostages as a ghosty

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Oh please I would take an axe to them to get rid of you in a heartbeat

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Who wouldn’t I’m hated by all ;3
            But hey, think I’m not prepared, cause I am

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I just wanna know why I’m doom guy

            Then feel free to kill me and take the prize

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Well, I can find that out though SPIRITUAL READING

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Let me know what you find

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Reading)
            Got any bookmarks?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            *breaks off a finger*

            I won’t need it when I’m dead

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Thanks m8
            (Marks a page)

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      *Comes to match and rock falls from top of Colloseum* I’m already dead!

    • ShinyXatu

      Get outta here PinSir, Govnah is mine.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Ok I mostly did people I saw from a few hours ago on it

    • TheNintendoChip

      If I were on this, I’d lose no doubt. No way my weak frame would be able to beat anyone lol

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Ooo you v.s. me then we are both weak and monster ain’t here

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      How it is
      Elemental Fury v.s. Technology
      Sophistication v.s. (Now Xatu)Knowledge
      Doom Guy v.s. Gloom Ghost
      Shining Beauty v.s. Vicious Cacoon
      Nature v.s. Man
      The Cold Steel v.s. The Spikey Leader
      Speed master v.s. Sweet Traps
      (Now Nint.Chip) Weak v.s. Weak

      • EarthenWarrior

        i love that Elemental Fury

      • ShinyXatu
      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Why am I doom guy? xD

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Mix the Gloom and Doom phrase up to get that

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I wanna be Macaroon instead of Doom

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It doesn’t rhyme but it’s pretty darn close

          • Shady

            Doom sounds perfect to me.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I’M DA GLOOM GHOST YEAH

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          WHY AM I DOOM GUY

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Cause…………….Doom rhymes with Gloom?

        • Ultron

          Technology is the best you got???

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            GLoom ghost

      • I’m bootyful

      • Ruthdscott

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj341d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
        !mj341d:
        ➽➽
        ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash341TopStoreGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::!mj341d:….,…..

      • What about me?

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          I mostly did who was here a few hours ago I def would have added you on that part

    • Ultron

      Why am I even fighting Earthen. We all know I would win whatever it is

      • EarthenWarrior

        You win against the Mighty Earthen?
        It is to laugh

    • What

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        We’re going to kill each other

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          (Licks lips)

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Fight to the death against opponents I have given you

        • It’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win… a DEATH BATTLE!

    • @MenacingCascoon

      Come on, fam. Let’s do this. 1v1 Overwatch. Torbjorn only

    • The singular Kuppo™

      You know that you are basically making me fight some kind of God and that I’m going to lose immediately XD, take a look at his profile picture to see what I mean:

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6c432c7d7a60de522d7b93c37b9f3bde5448f01f3a01e88c5aa643a37a7c88ee.jpg

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Thats his avatar?!!! How did I never realize that

    • The PinSir
  • EarthenWarrior

    well things are dying down, i gotta get some rest…

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Today has been the most boring day in a while, I’ve been holed up in my room almost all day trying to avoid a stomach bug. It’s just been browsing the internet, comtemplating life, and homework all day.

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Oh, I know what to put down for my ID! My old username thingy, Togeking. xD
    I know it’s kinda dumb but I got a litte icon and everything and I think it’s pretty neat.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Now I’m doubting myself again lol

    • R.I.P Ithsme

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        It’s just that that name is PJ exclusive because reasons

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      ID? What’s even happening?

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Aliens have taken over and are forcing us to make new names

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          O-oh?
          SpookySeraph Obviously

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m conflicted.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Same
            and why?

          • Celestialial body of gas and plasma being rained down from the sky

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m overthinking this

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Tru

  • Hmmmmm StarStorm or Starstorm295?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Why not both?
      StarStormStarstorm259

      • StormStar29Star5Storm

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          eiwnqginqewnbvnfevjansdkv ms wneiQW[IJG324RGNESDEJSNB4UNVAKNS

          • FAahGnx stgawfgqykwtnwhjtmehhwanehvqbhailsatanjwrjtbqfmwtgqtjteagyhqyjt

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Are we sure there can’t be more than 1 of the same name User ID? ’cause if there is I somehow just claimed “Reggie”.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      User Id for…..

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        The alien apocalypse ya stupid

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          No but seriously, I’m confused, what did i miss?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It all gets really convoluted, but now we can choose names for the Switch user ID thing through our Nintendo accounts

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oooooooooooooh

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      No wait I was wrong

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Seriously the pressure’s killing me, WHAT DO I PUT DOWN

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    As much fun as I’m having time for bed Good night people!

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Sadness

    • guys dont leave i just got back from lego batman no

  • ok how do i pick my name im on the account thing

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Go to user settings and then click user ID

      If it doesn’t ask you to input a password you didn’t do it right

  • ye boi, I’m the one true StarStorm

    not the 295th, the original classic. Ain’t no diet Starstorm or StarStorm Lite. The original one. Not the shitty Last Airbender movie StarStorm, nah fam its the OG Last Airbender show on Nick Starstorm

    what I meant to say was that no one got StarStorm yet so I’m all good

  • Shady
  • So i just settled for malco_ as my user id. Bucking 6-letter requirement…

  • I really hope this means that VC purchases are being transferred over. I wanna play Earthbound on the go 😀

    • VC were always console specific though but they could change that… and they should.

    • Ultron

      You can, it’s called the 3DS

    • oh dam rad

      • I haven’t finished a drawing and I’ve had a week >.> I started a Meloetta gijinka though but blehh I’m so lazy.

    • Ultron

      Sweet, I love Bisharp. Underrated mon

  • Falco is my favorite star fox https://i.imgur.com/RnQJOJ1.png

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      i bet we are gonna get a bow from him

  • Ultron

    Today was a great day 🙂

    • Elaborate?

      • Ultron

        Well, I got to sleep in after a weekend of working at 6am, then I helped some neighbor I had never met find their cat, watched Trollhunters and Agents of Shield, got my printer in the mail so that I don’t have to go to the stupid library all the time, perfected the chords in the song I’m learning on the piano, read a chapter out of my book, shiny hunted for pikipek (although still looking), went to the park, made a really nice dinner with my roommate, and finished it off with watching Being Human (which is actually a pretty good show so far).

        • I woke up at 1:00 in the afternoon, played Roblox with my brother (blehggg) and saw Lego Batman which was fun so 1/3 Wooo

          But nah that sounds rad

          • Ultron

            I saw that friday. It was pretty good.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Which Being Human?

          • Ultron

            Are there multiple? I think it’s like the syfy 2011 series?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            The UK version is far better.

          • Ultron

            I probably believe it.

  • oceanics

    Working through Sun right now…should I use Lanturn or Politoed for my team? I love both, I just can’t decide!

    • Ultron

      What’s the rest of your team?

      • oceanics

        So far: Torracat, Scolipede, Rufflet

        • Ultron

          Scolipede, nice.

    • Lanturn! Or Milotic…

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Late but Lanturn, it’s a rad mon

  • Maybe drinking a bunch of coke, eating a box of M&Ms and getting angry from arguing with people on the internet wasn’t a good idea. I kinda need to sleep. Like, I’m going to school in 5 hours

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ten MOAR Dayz!!!!!!

  • Ruthdscott

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj341d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj341d:
    ➽➽
    ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash341TopStoreGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::!mj341d:….,….

  • Woo! Giratina FTW!

  • I for one welcome our new Demon Dragon overlord.

  • Ultron

    So apparently the Friend Ball and Rare Candy from the event are now available on the Global Link via a code, but I can’t see to find it. Anyone know where on the site it is?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You might need to re-open the page on new tabs, some people are finding it eventually does appear.

      • Ultron

        Still nothing. Does it just pop up on the home screen?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Try this link https://3ds.pokemon-gl.com/present/1b1d3aa9-319f-4cb0-a961-727ed178f3ba

          Edit: Make sure you’re logged in first.

          • Ultron

            It’s saying I’m not qualified…I thought everyone got the friendball if we passed 2 mil?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Did you do 5 GTS trades? You had to do that to qualify.

          • Ultron

            But I thought that was only for the rare candy part? This is from PJ: “In addition, players that make 5 trades will be given a Rare Candy. If 2,000,000 cumulative trades are reached everyone will be given a bonus Friend Ball.”

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t know then. I used the link and got both.

          • Ultron

            That sucks…they totally false advertised that.

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    So the day after Earthen goes to NintendoNY, they have BotW playable 😛

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I am severely pissed that NintendoNY is demoing Breath of the wild the day AFTER I visit, now they’re gonna be flooded with Hipsters and Neckbeards all getting to play it….
    Meanwhile I’m stuck here at work with my legs swollen and sore from walking 6 bloody miles from the day prior

    I just want to go home, take a power nap, clean out the basement and start working on that sitting nook and take my Pug to her vet appointment to get her glands expressed

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Hey guys…. something interesting was just revealed
    Two tgc packs were revealed for June
    Ho-Oh…. and Necrozma

    • Shady

      these two r one of the best legendary to my dark heart.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yesh
        But here’s the thing
        It comes out around the next movie
        Ho-Oh is what Ash will see in it….
        But why Necrozma

        • Shady

          I think Kuppo give u the answer …..and we all knows if there a third game it will be about Necrozma.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Tru
            But it’s a little early..

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Future movie about Necrozma confirmed??????

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        (Shakes head)
        No… this movie will star Necrozma

        • Star? As in Pokémon stars?? :3

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yeeeessss probbos

  • Shady

    5:15 …….that’s y Necrozma is my favorite pkmn in gen7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5l-yqYsqg

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Necrozma is easily one of the best legendary Pokemon to date lol

      • Shady

        Date?….wat the HELL?

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Not that type of date like on record stuff

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          What? What did I say? lol Oh……I meant the date as in day of the month…….OMG hahaha

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Anyone got more Pokémon suggestions 17 short and I can’t think of things

    My most recent thought a two stage Dark/Flying Vampire Bat should I add it? Or no?

    • EarthenWarrior

      I too am in a writers slump
      My last semi good idea was Olympeetle a Dung Beetle toting around a gigantic Boulder
      Pure Bug

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I did dat one

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Darn

    • Do you want something specific or just advice?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Just advice. I have come to the limit of Water, Grass, Bug, Ground, Steel, and Ice types I want to make and most creatures need one of those types that I can find

        • For some inspiration I would advise looking into various mythologies from across the world and looking at other peoples Fakedexes to get some inspiration for a Pokémons design if you are having trouble. If you don’t wish to delve too deep into mythology, look at various games and see if there are any concepts and creatures you can adapt into Pokémon and mechanics in the game.

  • EarthenWarrior

    And just like that I’m back
    Darkitten (WIP)
    Dark
    Kitten Pkm
    Technician/Limber HA: Speed Boost
    A petite jet black Caracal Kitten with a particularly squished “fussy” face with very large ears with tufts of pointed fur, their wide steel blue eyes glow slightly in the dark, their body has tawny spots on their back running down their tail
    “Despite their small stature they are extremely able hunters, surprising small birds and rodents with blinding strikes. Though their cute appearance makes them popular they are extremely difficult to own as pets”

    And it evolves into the secretive and vicious
    Nocaracal
    Dark
    The Feline Pkm
    Technician/Limber HA: Speed Boost
    A very large and sleek big cat pictures Pokemon with a deep orange black coloration, their heads hold very large ears with tufts of fur, on their forehead are orange stripes of vertical fur, razor sharp Blue eyes, and powerful forepaw and legs tipped with red claws
    “Quiet and effective hunters of the night, their ear fur senses the slightest movements and can listen to a pebble drop a mile away, their expression are extremely stoic and concealed nobody can tell if they value you or not”

    • Change Darkitten to Kitterror. (Kitten+Terror)

    • Ultron

      Darkit
      Feliar
      Kitrick
      Prustear
      Hisseous
      Wickitt

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    is anyone here?

    • EarthenWarrior

      just got home
      took my pants off
      made myself a plate of nachos
      watching Futurama
      and playing WoW

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        alright whell i’m almost done with school
        gonna play some yokai watch 2 fleshy souls

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Noice!

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            oh hey so you wanted a yokai from my game right?

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Umm I may need a day I can’t find my Blue case with the game inside I probably will find by the end of the week do you want any version exclusives for it though?

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            i dunno if i would because you said you wanted boyclops from my game but i have no idea to find one in my game.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Oh I know exactly where its a very missed spot because its one tiny hidden alley in Past Springdale and you can find Pallysol, Boyclops (or its counterpart Faysoff), and like one other common Yo-kai
            I could get you a Faysoff its counterpart

  • EarthenWarrior


    Alrighty right off the bat the Amiibo grant you Equipment and or Mats along with a chest
    Guardian: Shiekah Arrows, rare mats
    Bokoblin: Skull Clubs
    Rider Link: Saddle and a Sword
    Zelda: a Shield
    Archer Link: Bow

    • … is the Zelda shield at least cool??

    • Daedardus

      I’m fine with this. Nothing all too special and they don’t have to be, amiibos are there for displaying purposes and not for locking stuff behind a difficult-to-find paywall.

    • MelloMori

      Pretty fair all around. The only thing I personally hope is that the items are invinate/unbreakable(depending on the context) to kinda justify using the Amiibo more. Like what’s the point of say getting a good mid-game sword that you won’t be able to repair until the midgame, making it fairly useless as you don’t want to waste it early on. Its like Fire Emblems breakable weapons all over again.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      That confuses me now but I’m sure if I look at that in a month I’ll be like “ohhhhh, that’s what’s happening”.

    • EarthenWarrior

      This reminds me, I just had a thought
      What if they did an episode of Rose’s origins? Her creation and betrayal and meeting Pearl

      • I just want a Centipeedle arc really

    • The PinSir

      The Legend of Steven

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Question is anyone doing or done a Dark type Ardvark or Opossum?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Now I am Nyahaha

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Lets comprimise how about one each? I’m fine with either

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’LL TAKE EM BOTH

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            🙁 I’ll just make an Opossum any way

          • EarthenWarrior

            Just remember, mine are always better in every conceivable way
            Mine will be Pure Normal with standard skittery ways but when they evolve it becomes Normal/Ghost that can shut its pulse off, so much time playing dead and shutting its pulse off enabled it to continue moving out and about with no pulse becoming a Ghost
            or something like that

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            That actually sounds Awesome I’ll just make an Aardvark then

          • EarthenWarrior

            and i’ll make a Pure Ground Aarmavark a Piggy Armadillo Aardvark thingy

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Ugh catching up from being sick sucks. I’m completely lost in all my classes but I’ve been too busy taking tests and quizzes (even through my lunch period) to ask anybody what the heck is going on.

    In other news, IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

    • TheNintendoChip

      If you need help w/Geometry at all, I got you fam

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I kinda do, but I don’t want to start getting tutored over PJ. xD

        I guess I’ll briefly describe it, why not. We’re doing similarity problems, and I thought we were also doing Pythagoren triples, but I was gone for a day and now I’m leagues behind.

        • TheNintendoChip

          Are you trying to prove when two triangles are similar? (And I’m also guessing that similarity does not include when two triangles are congruent).
          Pyth triples are right triangles with integer side lengths satisfying a^2+b^2=c^2. Examples include 3,4,5 and 5,12,13

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m not necessarily trying to prove similarity anymore, I’m trying to use the ratios from the similar triangles to find side lengths. Except it’s too complicated for my small brain because I’m given like maybe two side lengths or angle measures and a weird figure and I have to go from there. It’s the same idea but it’s just really confusing.

            And maybe it’s not Pyth triples I was thinking of actually, apparently they’re called “semi famous triangles”.

          • TheNintendoChip

            Ok so here’s the super important thing about similar triangles: The side lengths and areas between triangles are proportional and the angles are equal.

            Recall the 3 similarity conjectures:
            AAA -> Given triangles abc and ABC, if angle a=angle A, and angle b = angle B, then abc and ABC are similar (by euclidean geometry you only need to check two b/c you’ll have that c=180-a-b)
            SAS -> Given triangles abc and ABC, if side ab = kAB, side ac=kAC, and angle a = angle A, then the two triangles are similar
            SSS -> Given triangles abc and ABC, if side ab=kAB, side ac=kAC, and side bc=kBC, then abc and ABC are similar.

            If you have two triangles that are similar by definition, then it follows that AAA, SAS, and SSS MUST hold. So if you’re given a ratio, you’ll need one of the side lengths to find another. AAA is pretty useless in doing things with sides and side ratios, of course.

            Do you have an example of the figures you’re given? Maybe all you need is someone else to decipher it for you and explain in layman’s terms.

        • Daedardus

          Never in my life I had to apply the exact theory of similar triangles. Compared to the other stuff you learn in high school math, it’s one of the more useless stuff, and I say that as an engineer who actually has to use lots of math.

          • TheNintendoChip

            I’ve never had to either. Even in my proof based courses it’s never used. I suppose it’s intended purpose is to be used as a sandbox for teaching basic proof writing skills, but geometry classes usually don’t end up doing a good job with that

          • Daedardus

            I guess it’s a setup for learning to quickly analyse triangular geometries and identities? Because those are really frequently used in solving lots of different problems.

    • I have a bunch of homework but why do homework when you have Overwatch

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I have none because

        German Chapter Test Tomorrow
        Geometry and History Chapter tests
        English Critical Paper due today
        Science teacher was absent
        Animation Club
        Robotics Club

        All I had was another English paragraph on Julius Caesar

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I have two reasons
        1. Hopes and dreams
        2. Overwatch suuuucckksss

        • EarthenWarrior

          Well nice knowing ya

        • 1. I love that song
          2. No I like it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i was sure that you would’ve gone into a psychotic rage after that

          • I’m not Earthen, Earthen

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Yay I have a new barrage of Pokémon ideas

    Aardvark Pokémon- Dark
    Addax Pokémon-
    Sugar Glider- Fairy/Flying

    • EarthenWarrior

      fair warning chief Aardvarks are the least evil thing, they’re more like Normal/Ground Types

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        It was more for the Nocturnal part I thought that would work to make another Dark type

        • EarthenWarrior

          that is a real tough sell

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I think I’ll go with what Ultron suggested instead

    • Ultron

      Maybe Ground/fairy for aardvark. There are tribes who use aardvark teeth in a bracelet as good luck charms. Other parts of their bodies have been used for rituals and such. The Egyptian god Set’s head also looks to be aardvark based.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Oooo a Ground/Fariy type

        I could make it and my Camel Pokémon version exclusives

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      The Addax I can’t think of a type for a massive, tough ass Spiecies of Antelope

      Maybe Fighting or Normal/Fighting?

      • Ultron

        You could maybe pull off a counterpart with a gazelle and a cheetah pokemon. Have them both be part electric type. Maybe Electric/Ground for the Gazelle and Electric/Dark for the cheetah or pure electric. The electric typing would play off of the Red Queen Theory regarding evolution. The gazelle must continually evolve to be faster than the cheetah, while at the same time the cheetah must evolve to be fast enough to catch the gazelle.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I like the idea of a Galvanized Gazelle
          reminds me of my Electric type Veloxity

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Eeeeeee this is awesome if I have your permission this will be epic!

          • Ultron

            Yes, of course

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            How about pure Electric cheetah and Electric Gazelle that evolves to Electric/Fighting Addax where it becomes muscular and tough enough to also fight off predators

  • EarthenWarrior

    So how’s this sound
    Opposos (Just the courruption of the word Opossum)
    The Opossum Pkm
    Normal
    Feign Fate: when it’s health drops to 25% it raises its evasiveness Sharply
    it is a standard tiny grayish white rodent/mammal Pokemon with a long body, it has a snow white face with wide yellow saucer eyes with a dot pupil, pointy black ears and a pointy pink nose, their paws are pure black and they have a rat like tail with a long coil
    “Opposos are claimed to be the most cowardly Pokemon of all time, the tiniest sounds causes them to run and hide, they fake being knocked out so pokemon don’t bother it”

    then into
    Opasson (Opossum and Pass on)
    The Opossum Pkm
    Normal/Ghost
    Feign Fate
    “a wild and mangy Opossum pokemon, spiky matted black grey fur, a long shaggy head with a mouth full of teeth and their yellow eyes have no pupils, and longer arms with very long claws, their tails are bent in several places”
    “Opasson shut off their heartbeat so much they aren’t even considered alive anymore, they slink through the nighttime and guard their young”

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Awesome!

      • EarthenWarrior

        they are sucky Pokemon stat wise just to letcha know

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I actually like this

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I made a perfect Spinda Evolution

    Pretty much is a larger more silly looking one apparently its spun so much it now fights knocked out hence its new ability “Trick health” which from full health if its hit to red in one shot it fully heals itself but only from 100% max health (if hit by Hazards, Burns, ect. Its ability fails)

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I made one toooo!

  • Ultron
    • Ultron
    • EarthenWarrior

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Nice thats Awesome! Congrats!

      • Ultron

        Thanks! Took long enough.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      SHINY TOUCANNON CLUB

      • Ultron

        😀 😀

    • Not as terrible as it could’ve been 😀

      • Ultron

        I appreciate your optimism. I count this as progress.

        • I was referring to the shiny form being a slight improvement. I’m just glad you are pleased by trash that happens to be covered in glitter

          … wait.. I’m trash covered in glitter…

          • Ultron

            We’re all glittery trash

    • The PinSir
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      YAAAAS

      • Ultron

        YEEEET

    • Deerlia

      I got a shiny cottonee, that’s about it…
      But i love that little deer~

      • Ultron

        Shiny whimsicott is pretty neat

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Only 8 more Pokémon to go

    And I love it how I have four new Pre-Evolutions

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Of old Pokemon they are:
      Tropius, Tangela, Skarmory and Stantler

    • The PinSir

      (Looks at own list, which has 50 Pokemon so far)

      Seriously, excellent job so far!

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I have in total so far 126 and I also have 3 Mythicals and 11 new Evolutions and Pre-Evolutions

        Total of 148 not including Region variants

        • EarthenWarrior

          ughh i hate new evos and variants

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Funny I refuse to count all my regionals there’s like maybe 13-ish mons that got it

        • The PinSir

          Nice 👍
          148 along with regional variants is an ideal amount for any new region

          • EarthenWarrior

            Regional Variants are stupid unless done right

          • The PinSir

            Eh, it seems like a cool idea to give older Pokemon (especially some that are starting to become forgettable) a new sense of recognizatipn by the use of a new variant. But hey, everyone’s opinion of it are different.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Then that’s called reskinning to avoid actually making new Pokemon because they’re lazy twats because they can write it off because of the 20th anniversary is filling people with genwunner nostalgia

            And if its regional they should make it solely environmental because half of them are just plain changing because of random crap not just because the Alola Region’s enviroment
            to name a few
            Ratatta’s Line
            Meowth’s line
            Marowak
            Grimer’s line
            Raichu is the fucking worst they even admit they don’t care
            Geodude doesn’t explain their reason

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            There’s with Variants probably 150-some not sure exactly though

    • EarthenWarrior

      what’s the dex goal?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        134 of non Evolutions (of old ones) Mythicals, or Regional Variants

        • EarthenWarrior

          i’m clocking in at 142

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Neat

  • The PinSir

    New Fakemon Idea (since it’s been awhile)

    Kittail
    The Cattail Pokemon
    Type: Grass/Normal
    Ability: Vital Spirit
    Height: 1’06”
    Weight: 21 lbs
    Amber Entry: Kittail make an ideal pet for people to have at their homes, especially farms. The spores on their tails can act as a good fertilizer for plants.
    Chrome Entry: A young but eager Pokemon, Kittail have a strong spirit within, and won’t back away from a battle. It uses the spores on their tail to burst at the opponent, then strike with their claws.

    Evolution:
    Kittail -(Dawn Stone)-> ???
    Kittail -(Dusk Stone)-> ???

    (Based on a cat, especially the Bosques De Noruega kitten, and cat tails. It’s designed like this as a play on a cattail, with there being a literal “cat” and having a cattail on its “tail”.)

  • EarthenWarrior

    nrrrrrrrr ten days left…..
    so far i got

    Switch Pre-order
    BOTW Preorder
    Charging Grip
    128g Microsd
    Starter Kit
    Standee
    Guardian Amiibo
    Wolf Link Amiibo
    Snacks and Drinks
    Day off from work

    And all is left is Bomberman R and possibly a Bokoblin Amiibo

    All i need to do IS FREAKING GET THIS SHIT, I decided to keep the switch in my room only because my T.v is the highest quality and easier to plug in, days need to start freaking picking up speed, i’m going to Connecticut for the weekend to help my Aunt and see how much i can scrounge up, also that my freaking Best Buy doesn’t screw up royal along with Amazon getting the shipments in on time

  • Pokemania88

    Yo what’s good. I haven’t been here in awhile. I also haven’t played sun and moon in awhile. But just wanted to drop in and say yo

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Hey, what’s up?

      • Pokemania88

        Not much, just life.

    • Yo

      • Pokemania88

        Yooooo

    • Ultron

      Heyyy

      • Pokemania88

        WAZZUP

        • Ultron

          Doing dumb assignments, how about you?

          • Pokemania88

            ya me too XD

  • Sweet Fae

    welp… guess I don’t qualify for a friend ball… I didn’t know you were supposed to trade 5 pokemon… I only traded 4 and the fifth one just sat in the GTS, apparently no one wanted it.. I’m so sad rn

    • Sweet Fae

      like was it ever actually listed that you had to trade 5 pokemon to get the friend ball?

    • Ultron

      Yeah, they said that we just had to trade 2,000,000 to get it…the 5 trades was for the rare candy. I’m pissed.

      • Sweet Fae

        yeah I didn’t care about rare candies

        • Ultron

          Me either :/

    • I didn’t trade any, I just wanted to get in on it 🙁

      • Sweet Fae

        🙁

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    So, uh, I just stumbled upon some pretty heavy spoilery stuff in BotW…

    Gotta go bleach my eyes.

    • Where did you find it so I can avoid it

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Reddit, everyone jump ship.

        So from what I’ve gathered while I couldn’t take my eyes away, the Wii U version of the game has completely leaked ~an hour ago and people are slowly datamining the heck out of it.

        I hate this time, I really really don’t want to look but I have zero self restraint.

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    HOLY SH*T THE ENTIRE GAME IS SLOWLY LEAKING THIS IS MORE THAN I THOUGHT

    EVERYONE PANIC

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Shout out o Guzma for being a trash multi battle partner

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    So switch units were stolen…

    • EarthenWarrior

      I wish i could’ve pinched one or seventeen
      For once i could be the scalper causing everyone else grief why i make a buck preying desperate fools

  • Ultron

    I grinded 38000 steps so that I could max the happiness of my budew in Platinum and now it has evolved into a lovely level 16 roselia ready to take on Roark :3

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I just misclicked and killed my partner in a multi battle…. making me lose

  • TheNintendoChip

    Officially 19! ^-^

    • Shady

      Ur birthday?

      • TheNintendoChip

        Yup!

        • Shady

          Happy birthday ……2 days until mine that close.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Happy birthday!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Congratulations!!!!! 😀

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Happy Birthday!!!

    • Pokemania88

      Happy birthday!

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I just mentally designed my first fakemon and JESUS…. I AM IMPRESSED WITH HOW IT LOOKS
    MY GOD I WISH I COULD DRAW XD

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Loooool people got their hands on BotW Wii U copies and are datamining the whole game and posting major spoilers on Reddit

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Post nothing too many people will be upset to be spoiled I won’t be effected by it, but others will be

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Only posted 1 thing and i used the spoiler tag tbh

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          K wasn’t trying to be rude about just be sure I feel I could have come off that way

  • UnburdenedLegume

    BotW spoiler
    Fierce Deity Link is in the game

    • EarthenWarrior

      Alright seriously don’t spoil anything else, come on we got 9 days left

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Where do I go to find the spoilers anyways? I can’t find anything

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I found them on Reddit, i didnt go through them all though, really just weapon and character sprites

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Ah

    • AUGG FUCK WHY DID I CLICK IT

      • UnburdenedLegume

        I’ve no idea if its story-related though, I just clicked on one of the Reddit posts and got redirected to an Imgur page with sprites

        • I gotta go into spoiler lockdown

        • Super Kami EastGovnah

          I fee like with what ur saying it will be part of the story

  • EarthenWarrior

    Alright new rule, absolutely no Breath of the Wild spoilers of any kind
    Plenty of us truly want to play this game blind and unsullied by unwanted information in regards to story or ect.

    I don’t care if spoiler tags are used just don’t do it

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Agreed, I didnt read any story spoilers though, just saw weapon and character sprites

      • EarthenWarrior

        Any good hammers?

        • UnburdenedLegume

          I saw 25 different kinds of weapon sprites, including some sort of elemental sledgehammer and a lightsaber Master Sword. I doubt thats all there is though, they started datamining like 15 hours ago and its a very big game.

          • EarthenWarrior

            e…ell..memtal……..ELEMENTAL SLEDGEHAMMER?
            ERRRGGHHAAHAAHAAAAAUHHHHHHH
            pardon me for i need to change my pants

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            Dont wear pants 😉

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s the plan for march 3rd
            Once i get home, gonna pull up the arm chair, drape a blanket cover over it, and wear nuthing but a throbbing game boner….and maybe my glasses
            i don’t wear them daily but i’d figure if i want to see Hyrule even more beautifully i might as well wear my glasses

    • @Dicie
      @Daedarus
      @Othermods I’m tired I can’t think

      Feature this

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The time has come, it’s time for me to try my hardest and not click any spoiler tag, there’s one down there, I shall resist >_<

  • Actually ya know, since the world obviously revolves around me, no Zelda spoils until April 17. 😛

    Ok that’s unreasonable but really. If you absolutely have to post Zelda spoilers then use spoiler tags but it’s better to just not post them at all

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      thank you! I was using mobile and i was scrolling and accidentally hit the spoiler tag and got spoiled :(. I feel like if u know its a big deal to people why even post it

      • It’s going to be really hard. I might just go all out and get a chrome extension to block out anything zelda related all together until my birthday comes and I can play the game

        • Super Kami EastGovnah

          good move, I promise i wont say nothing till release my wooper lips are sealed

    • EarthenWarrior

      no kiddin’ dat gravitational pull

  • Super Kami EastGovnah
    • EarthenWarrior

      I really want to draw my Hero Goron form
      Equipped with Megaton Hammer, Golden Gauntlets, Iron Boots, Ball & Chain and technically the Goron mask

      all of those combined would let me have enough power to knock out a Biggoron cold

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        that sounds awesome

    • If I was playing I’m the middle of the night, heard him laughing and turned around I see him I would probably scream and nope the hell out of there

  • UnburdenedLegume

    The person who came up with Quiver Dance deserves a spot in the Nintendo Hall of Fame

  • EarthenWarrior

    since we’re all got Zelda On the brains how bout a little idea
    what if you can pick any Race from the Zeldaverse and create your own hero form for them?

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      sounds like a Zelda MMO lol

      • EarthenWarrior

        more of an OC really

        • Super Kami EastGovnah

          yea ik but like being able to pick any race sounds mmo like to me

          • EarthenWarrior

            true, but honestly who wants to be a human?

          • YETI

          • EarthenWarrior

            my only dislike of the Yeti race is what compelled them to give them that giant ass tail thing

      • The singular Kuppo™

        A Zelda MMO sounds like a good idea honestly

    • I always liked the Rutos (is that what they’re called? The bird people?)

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ritos

        • Yeah cuz Ruto was the Zora princess so I wasn’t sure

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        that ain’t falco!

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    Ok Question Nerds: Do you prefer the Wind Waker Design of the Ritos or the Breath of the wild Design

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I heard that wind waker’s ritos are just people with beaks, so breath of the wild all the way

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m actually leaning towards BOTW Ritos, this incarnation allows a much wider and diverse variety in their design, i mean yeah WW Ritos i love their serious and noble race but in BOTW they seem so much more fleshed out more than glorified mailmen and dragon worshipers

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        Ok I wanna know which Goron incarnation do you like the most

        • Twilight Princess has those rock nipples

          • EarthenWarrior

            …..i just had a thought…….
            If Female Gorons existed….that would mean……..
            …..
            …..
            i bet they could cut glass…..

          • Idk if they exist. Aren’t they like gems where they just come out of the ground?

        • EarthenWarrior

          They quite literally not changed a bit, i do like the TP ones

    • Idk I would need a comparison

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        posted one in replies to Kuppo comment

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • UnburdenedLegume

    Today’s been good to me, got two 5IV Regenerator Mareanie via WT, a shiny 6IV Adamant Technician Scizor and a 5IV Bulbasaur 🙂

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Also a 4IV Dratini with HA

  • Ultron

    I forgot how good of a game Platinum is. It really takes all the flaws of DP and makes it so much better. Really one of the best pokemon titles.

    • Gen 4 is the best gen

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        That may be up for debate lol

      • Ultron

        I would agree, followed closely by gen 5

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Does it make it easier to get through the region? One of my major problems with DP was that it felt like such a drag to get across the entire region. By the time I made it to Sunyshore City I was completely uninterested………Not to mention the lack of type diversity didn’t help

      • Ultron

        It helps with type diversity a lot, and they also improved move pools. As for getting across the region, they do improve it a bit. They swapped two of the gyms so that the flow is a little bit better. It’s not entirely different, but the story is also changed so I think it makes it more bearable.

    • UnburdenedLegume

      If only they made leveling faster would have been the perfect game

      • Action Replay perfects them. Get some exp boosting codes and the event items

        • UnburdenedLegume

          I use AR via emulator, i dont have physical copies of it unfortunately

      • Ultron

        It’s not too bad. At least not as bad as HGSS…

        • Level 5-10s in Kanto

          Like they are my favorites but ffs what were they thinking? The trainers are a reasonable level, what about the encounters?

          • Ultron

            In Johto or Sinnoh? Or is that a rhetorical question..? 😛

  • Does anyone else feel like Gen 6 is more of a successor to gen 3 more than gen 5? Because gen 4 and 5 just feel ahead of 6 ignoring graphical quality

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Aren’t X/Y spiritual succesors to Red and Blue?

      • If they are then they did it poorly

    • Ultron

      Set aside all game mechanics and anything related to battling and graphics, X&Y are just slight improvements to Gen 2, I think

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Yo anybody here with Speed Boost Torchic? I need one

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    Fan made Lon Lon Milk BOTW Commercial but with toon link

  • EarthenWarrior

    bored….so gamestop is saying that anyone’s chances of getting a Switch without a Pre-order are slim to none, and your best chance is to try a Midnight Release

    • Patience is its own reward

      • Screw that noise, gimme my Switch B***h!

      • The singular Kuppo™

        “patience”? What the hell is that??

      • EarthenWarrior

        Screw that, bludgeoning people on line to get the switch gets you closer to the Switch

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Welp, there’s still a chance…

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    New Splatoon 2 stage (literally) Diadema Amphitheater
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5QnRaOUoAEEEY0.jpg

    • Ultron

      This doesn’t look like an Ampitheater. It should be rounded and have rows of seats.

      • Super Kami EastGovnah

        well its also the Japanese name it could be different!

        • Ultron

          True, I’m just nitpickin

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    So someone brought a switch to NintendoNY lol

    • Poor Nintendo. Everything they do gets leaked early. The entirety of XY, SUMO and ORAS, the titles and logos of Sun and Moon, the concept for the Switch, Zelda and even the actual console gets stolen.

      • Chaos

        ….And then people start complaining when Nintendo want to charge for online play….cos it’s the one thing their cheap asses can’t get for free.

        • EarthenWarrior

          Well don’t servers cost money?

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • EarthenWarrior

      get rid of em both
      the world’s plenty stupid with and without them

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        yeah but i think every drug that has horrible side effects should be at least banned from coming over from overseas but there is still drugs smuggled every day.

        • EarthenWarrior

          just as long stoners don’t get their fix, my stupid brother stinks up the basement everyday because of his pot addiction

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            okay so he smokes in the basement but why? is it so he can smoke in peace or somethi’n?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because so my parents don’t nag on him, i mean they know he gets shit faced nearly everyday and still he feels the need to think he has to keep it a secret, i offer no sympathy for him, i work hard and contribute to the house while he sleeps to 1AM, comes and goes at his leisure, is on his phone every second he’s not screaming through his headset and never talking to anybody under his own power

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        This is why Earthen would make a good president

        • I’m running against him!

          Friday is free pizza day.
          I’m replacing all guns with swords because they are just way cooler.

          Also how bout I nuke the sea. Cuz like why not

          #Starstorm2020

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I was sold until you said nuke the sea

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I was sold when she said nuke the sea

            #f*ckthesea

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            But TEH FISHEZ

          • EarthenWarrior

            and my rebuttal
            …..Shut up

      • Well medical marijuana helps a lot for people who need it. And if you are over the age of 25, there aren’t really negative affects of marijuana like other drugs

    • Pokejungle.net

      Pokeblazeit.net

    • Ultron

      I don’t mean to be an ass, but you keep posting really irrelevant discussion.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I’ve noticed it too…

        • Ultron

          Yeah, I’m gonna be honest: it’s annoying

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Please keep speaking, you’re saying my thoughts in a much less brash way. You’re being the mouth for my thoughts…. metaphorically speaking

          • Ultron

            PJ isn’t a political debate forum. Nerdy/video game stuff is fine to post, but I don’t come here to talk the pros and cons of marijuana

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Exactly!
            And I hope I don’t sound rude saying this
            Why this much?

          • Ultron

            …Exactly. It’s a frequent occurance

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Makes me wonder

          • Ultron

            Yeah, I don’t understand.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I did find a funny meme on the topic the other day though

          • Ultron

            Well, I suppose that’s a plus

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            On politics that is, it was pokemon related too, so I’m trying to find it

  • The PinSir

    Well I got some good news, I might get Overwatch sometime soon in the next month.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Nice :D, who are you planning to main?

      • The PinSir

        I was thinking about playing Bastion, but I’ve heard anyone who mains him is a huge ass, so prob not lol. Maybe Winston, Genji, Zenyatta, or Lucio, but I’ll see when the time comes. Who do you main as?

        • Genji is insanely hard to get good with. Lucio and D.va are probably the easiest to play well with though.

          And you didn’t ask me but I main Tracer with a bit of Mei, Mercy, Ana and Sombra on the side

    • Ultron

      I would play it, but then I would probably like it and want to buy all the awesome funko pops they made for it

      • Daedardus
        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Nendoroids are great

          • Daedardus

            They are, although not so great for your wallet 😛

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Who cares about a silly thing called money when you are surrounding in pure kawaii-ness

          • Daedardus

            I pre-ordered the Link BotW one, and now I want the Twilight Princess figma’s too. And I saw some other cool figma’s too, hngghh.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            😀

        • Ultron

          Those are awesome, although they’re like 5x as much money lol

      • I need the Tracer

        • Ultron

          They’re all really nice looking :3

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Use your money on an actual good game

    • 😀 yayyyy!!!! What system? Who are you going to main?

      • The PinSir

        Either PS4 or PC will be the system

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Ps4 you say?

          • The PinSir

            Maybe…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh

  • Hmmmmm I wanna play Zelda 1 but I also want to finish Twilight Princess >.>

    • Daedardus

      Finish TP. Zelda 1 doesn’t really hold up anymore imho. Great game at the time, but it has aged considerably. Link to the Past is the far better 2D game that I feel is pretty much timeless.

      • EarthenWarrior

        totes, granted me being raised on N64 grade 3D worlds causes me to be biased to top-down NES games

      • Really? Because I played a bit of it a while ago and enjoyed it

        • Daedardus

          It’s not a bad game per se, but without a guide you’re struggling 5 hours each time just to find the next dungeon. It’s a game made for when you did have 20 hours to spare on just wandering around, but nowadays that feels like wasted time that could go to gameplay.

    • The PinSir

      Sage Woop at Flailing Woop are the best

    • The PinSir

      Actually, all of them are great XD

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      EMPEROR WOOP

  • yo anyone here?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Ya

  • EarthenWarrior

    guys…..kill….me…….tinnitus….it’s really bad today……….

    • .-.

      • EarthenWarrior

        it huuuurts…….every second of silence is a high pitched eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with glass lungs…..
        i try playing my desk fan to max but i STILL HEAR IT SUBCONSCIOUSLY, tried music nothing, tried slamming my head into a wall (not my smartest of moves), q-tips and drinking half a gallon of water and still nothing………

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    (Last night)
    Let’s make some fanmons! Gonna focus on makin’ all the early game ones!!
    (Starts by making one that is six badges in)

  • omg I found a bunch of Paint Tool SAI brushes and they’re pretty and I like them 😀

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      SAI?

      • Sai not Cy

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          It’s apparently spelled Sai Canonically

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION!?

  • Ultron

    Is it bad I’m mostly looking forward to class tomorrow so that I can play my Platinum emulator on my laptop?

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      ….You have a classroom laptop that works well enough to play platinum..

      • Ultron

        Well, it’s my macbook.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Oh….
          The school supplied us with Chromebooks….

          • Ultron

            Do those suck? My mac is the one I bought in 2013 for college 😛 Still works well.

          • They can use Google Chrome and nothing else

          • Ultron

            Oh…that sucks

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yeah,,

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Do they suck?
            AhhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
            They can barely function, and the school bans have the websites we need….
            (A certain person who may not be a ghosty accidentally alerted half the grade to the idea that you can download a gameboy emulator on them…)

          • … what emulator?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            GBPEMU or something along those line
            I use it to play rom hacks :3

          • Ultron

            You criminal

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            They gave us chromebooks

          • Ultron

            Do you get to keep it?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            For the year

          • Ultron

            Lameee

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yeah -_-

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Y’know what really sucks about making fan starters?
    You end up having bias for one

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Real talk: Pokemon Snakewood is actually the worst rom hack ever made

    • whats up with it? whats it about?

    • The PinSir

      Never played it, but what were some of the bad parts for you? Kinda curious about why you thought it was terrible.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        If you’ve ever heard anything about it… you’ll know EXACTLY why it’s terrible

        • The PinSir

          I mean I’ve heard it had a unique concept, but not much else about it.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            ??/Poison Type
            Ability: Speed Boost
            HP – 1
            Attack – 175
            Defense – 1
            Sp. Attack – 1
            Sp. Defense – 1
            Speed – 255

            When you have 1 Badge you fight this
            The rest is explained below

          • The PinSir

            I’ve never seen so much bull in my life

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Exactly

          • Quick Attack

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            The problem? I believe it has E-speed

          • Sturdy + Toxic

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Which you cannot get at this point in the game
            Plus its a poison type
            And a third gen game

          • Well thats just bad game design if there is no way to kill it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            You gotta get lucky enough to live a hit

          • that’s shitty

            what exactly is the player overcoming? You might as well have a tile where the all of the player’s pokemon have a 50/50 chance of fainting when you walk on it. It’s unfair to the player in every way imaginable

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It’s snakewood, a shit game

          • oh excuse me sorry. I thought this was your game. Yeah wow thats terrible

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Look, I made a first gym that dragon rages and a second gym with fully evolved mons, and I managed to find a way to friggin balance that
            What the hell is there excuse

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            their

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Jade jungle is even worse, what were those stupid creators thinking

      • I mean… it never got off the ground so it isn’t looking too good for it

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          It would’ve been worse….trust me

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        But Snakewood

      • I wanna make Jade Jungle but I can’t because I’m too busy playing Zelda and losing all self worth in school. Maybe a summer project

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I wish mt. moon was still up, then we’d have all the stuff

          • Well we could do it from the ground up which is probably better

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Eh, I wanna spend my time actually learning how to make an original game this summer, but knock yourself out. 😛

        • losing*

  • EarthenWarrior

    HOLY SHIT…..Guys if you have a pre-orders for Master Edition BOTW from Amazon checka your email because Amazon is canceling some of the pre-orders

    • Hmm… seems like a lot of unnecessary stress

    • ShinyXatu

      Yeah…about that…

      • EarthenWarrior

        Bro…..?

        • ShinyXatu

          Mine has been cancelled.

          • EarthenWarrior

            ….those…..BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

  • ShinyXatu

    Thank God my birthday is a week after the Switch comes out, so I can hopefully still get Breath of the Wild. I guess I have to order Bomberman so I have something to play on launch day. This REALLY RUSTLES MY JIMMIES.

    • EarthenWarrior

      How can they do that….it’s just plain wrong, i mean if this means scalpers take a hit….

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Why not just buy BotW regular edition for launch day?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nrrrrrr…..i’mma gonna go to bed….i’ve been working my fingers to the stone cleaning and putting up with tinnitus, at least tomorrow we get the Lycanroc episode…..

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I’m also gonna turn in. Today’s been alright but I have nothing to do and I want the time to pass faster until the obvious.

  • off topic but i made something sorta pretty

    http://i.imgur.com/UWSPWRP.jpg

    • EarthenWarrior

      Looks like some kinda nebulous demon, I shall call it….Ahnmos the Light Eater, it dwells in the deepest recesses of space and time, slowly devouring all forms of light and life as it creeps along the Galaxy, it feels nothing and has no sentience, it just consumes all in its path… Soon a great black comet will collide with this interstellar malice and form a new entity….
      Galasnianos the Dark,

      • oh its just space i didnt think it was a demon or something but cool

  • Ultron

    So I know some here give the ORAS soundtrack a hard time, but this theme is really cool now that I hear it again 😮

    • >Some here
      >Literally just me

      nno but this is rad. I always thought Deoxys had the best legendary battle theme. Tied maybe with Ho-Oh and Xerneas/Yveltal

      • Ultron

        I love Dialga and Palkia’s too. It feels…divine :3 Ho-oH’s is awesome though. I just like all the legendary ones generally.

    • The PinSir

      Hands down best legendary theme, tied only by Weather Trio and Ho-oh

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Honestly, ORAS had one of the best legendary themes in the franchise too bad that the rest of the OST sucks

      • Ultron

        I feels muted rather than dynamic. It’s not bad, but I wouldn’t say it’s improved over the RSE soundtrack :/

  • UnburdenedLegume

    So far the BotW datamine has revealed that the gameplay demos and footage shown by Nintendo contained only 10% of the enemies, armor and weapons available. Guys, this game is freakin huge, unreal stuff.

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    nice stuff

    • EarthenWarrior

      i know, dem soles

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    of course we get a direct but its only about indie titles

    • Better than nothing I guess??

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Indies sometimes are pretty cool tho

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    Anybody has link to subbed episode 15? (Sun Moon anime)

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Well Ash has Rockruff now, 100% confirmed in today’s episode. The same Rockruff that hung around Kukui’s, but it was never his it was a wild one that Kukui simply gave food. Was a neat episode, and Ash mentioned his Hawlucha at the end which gives me some hope we’ll get to see some of his older mons in future episodes (Greninja???)

  • EarthenWarrior


    …..boner

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Thoughts on Ash catching Rockruff? I told you it would happen 😉

      • EarthenWarrior

        don’t care too much pain, my stupid tinnitus is going into hyperdrive…..

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Read my comment below about BotW. Datamines revealed Nintendo only covered about 5-10% of the games’s content in the demos and other footage. Absolute massive game, you’ll enjoy it so much I reckon

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ll enjoy it a little more if my freaking ears wouldn’t ring with screaming silence
            it has no distinct sound but its there, i can hear it through loud wind and music, AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY
            I hate my body…

      • Ultron

        Which lycanroc form do you think he’ll get?

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Really not too sure, personally I hope Midday but it could very well be Midnight because he’s had sinister-ish Pokemon in the past, look at Krookodile and Scraggy. Judging by Ash’s personality this time around, Midnight would be a good fit tbh.

          Either way. my prediction is shaping up nicely. I expected him to catch Rowlet, Rockruff, Passimian and Alolan Sandshrew (because Lillie has Vulpix) so I’m getting warmer

          • UnburdenedLegume

            And of course Litten, forgot to add him

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            hes bound to get that litten, if he doesn’t ill be very surprised

          • UnburdenedLegume

            He’s 100% getting it, the latest Pokescans and newly revealed episode titles sort of hinted at it. Same sort of storyline as his Krookodile, following him around the region, annoying the shit out of him before he actually catches it. It would be even better if it evolves into Torracat before he gets it

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            what did the episode scan say that hinted at it

          • UnburdenedLegume

          • Super Kami EastGovnah
          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yeah the intro also gives it away and he already bonded with it in episode 7 I think, when he saved it from a wild Persian.

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            inb4 they give it to Kiawe and we all cry

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Nah think Kiawe will catch Tauros, Cubone, Magby and Houndour.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            He already has Turtonator and Charizard

          • EarthenWarrior

            i really hope he gets a Crabrawler or passimian do to their competive and teamwork but funny thing about Passimian they’re actually freaking huge at 6’7

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I theorized he’d get Passimian and one of the gang get Oranguru to promote the version exclusives in the anime, thats why i also believe he’ll get Sandshrew

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah because don’t forget the anime’s writers gotta cram in Pokemon in

          • UnburdenedLegume

            This, although i wouldnt mind it, Ash doesnt have too many Ice types (Glalie is the only one if i remember) and he’s never had a Steel type before.

            I also believe Lillie catches a Drampa, literally made for her.

          • Ultron

            Nice 🙂 I could see him getting a whimpod. Like it’s scared of everything, but he trains it and shows it some care so that it’s confident. Thing is it’s Guzma’s main though, so idk if they’ll overlap mons.

            If I had to guess his final team though:
            Decidueye
            Incineroar
            Pikachu
            Lycanroc
            Hakamo-o
            Mudsdale/Wishiwashi/Golisopod

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Pikachu
            Dartrix (personally dont think it’ll evolve fully but who knows)
            Incineroar
            Lycanroc
            Passimian
            Alolan Sandslash

            I also see him catching Dewpider and a Mudbray but he will switch between them like he did in Unova

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            The only reason ill let him have a Incineroar if it still acts like the litten and constantly attacks Ash

          • Ultron

            I thought araquanid was a bit too “creepy” for him, so I could see it being a Jessie pokemon perhaps. I think his Rowlet will fully evolve. It’s no secret Decidueye is the most popular starter this gen, and since he got Greninja, I bet he’ll get Deci.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Araquanid would be too creepy, but if it stays a Dewpider i dont see why not? Would be nice to see him catching more Bug types tbh

          • Ultron

            Always a possibility. I’m hoping for Wishiwashi personally :3

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Ash-Wishiwashi pending

          • Ultron

            If he’s traveling with Lana, it seems unlikely

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            hmm thats true, but maybe the writers would like to give a other starter the spotlight?

          • Ultron

            Maybe, but Deci has a gimmick with arrows and that would be fun to see in battles. Dartrix just has darts. Not as cool 😛

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            Hmmm maybe Incineroar and Deci could have a rivalry?

          • Ultron

            That might be fun 🙂

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            Like have Incineroar attack ash and Deci just shoot him with a arrow to stop him

          • Ultron

            And then he accidentally kills Incineroar and everyone shrugs and moves on

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            we are discussing logically things and you just ruined my good time XD

          • Ultron

            You never know xP

          • UnburdenedLegume

            It’ll probably come back to life, like when Meowth got killed by Mimikyu and was resurrected 5 seconds later

          • Ultron

            lmao wth

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Lol yeah was 2 weeks ago in the Mareanie episode (which James catches), Mimikyu went for a swim without its cloth and Meowth saw it in the water and died.

          • Ultron

            That’s…fucked up xD

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Lmao there have been crazy scenes tbh but i love it. One of the most funny things is that this wild Bewear replaced the Team Rocket blast off running gag, every time TR gets defeated and Pikachu is about to thunderbolt them, Bewear shows up and drags TR off in the distance.

          • Ultron

            I like that, it’s different. It’s good to hear this season is good so far

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I can see a rivalry happening between Incineroar and Kiawe’s Turtonator

          • EarthenWarrior

            i really hope Incineroar is an absolute brute that even Ash can’t tame

          • Ultron

            The fire ones always are

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Fingers crossed he wont catch it before it evolves into Torracat, need a Krokorok arc revival

          • Super Kami EastGovnah

            imagine they go the whole way and he never catches it till its a incineroar

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Even better

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            If anybody cares here’s my prediction:
            Pikachu (Pikashunium Z)
            Rowlet (Grassium Z)
            Midday Lycanrock (Rockium Z)
            Incineroar (Incinium Z)
            Ribombee (Fairium Z)
            Kommo-o (Dragonium-Z)

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Cutiefly is never happening, too girly for Ash

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            There’s a poster that hints at it

          • UnburdenedLegume

            If someone will catch one its either going to be Mallow or Lillie

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I do want him to catch a bug though, Dewpider or Grubbin imo

          • EarthenWarrior

            Hmmmm
            Pikachu
            Dartrix
            Lycanroc
            Incineroar
            Crabrawler
            maybe even a Dewpider

            Honestly i feel this time around captures are not gonna be as prominent

          • Ultron

            Yeah, probably not. It’s kind of hard to see him with any of the water pokemon from this region though, unless he gets popplio and doesn’t evolve it

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Nah the writers wont give him a Popplio because Lana already has one

          • Ultron

            Are they all traveling together? Him, Lana, Mallow, Lillie, and Kiawe? I haven’t actually watched it yet

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yes they are. There are some episodes which are soley focused on Ash but he’s with the gang for the majority of the series so far.

          • Ultron

            Aw that sounds fun. I love big groups

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Its pretty fun but some characters lack development. So far Lillie and Mallow are getting most attention out of all the support characters, I feel like Lana, Sophocles and Kiawe are a bit overlooked although there’s 1 episode at Kiawe’s ranch.

          • Ultron

            Sophocles is there too?? That’s a huge group.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Yep he’s like the Clemont of the group, always trying to analyze stuff with his computer which is charged by his Togedemaru. He’s also a glutton lol

          • Ultron

            Naturally

  • Super Kami EastGovnah

    IGN starts their switch preview today! BotW tmmr!

  • EarthenWarrior

    -___-” Going to work……if my ears don’t cause me to go into a homicidal hysteria

  • EarthenWarrior

    8-7 Days left…
    Everyone seems to be getting Switches Early via gaming website or just plain thievery
    I just want mine, or better yet what about some kind of magical trunk that has everything I preordered inside and unlocks midnight of March 3rd because I’m still thinking that my preorder won’t be honored because life sucks for me
    I need the Switch…

    • lol I’m hyped too but there are plenty of games out there to play while you wait for the Switch.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Nothing fills the void, I restarted my Rom of DK64 and my old plug in controller feels like a mangled dog bone….

        And what about Amazon? They’re gonna be up to their pits in deliveries and I need all the swag I bought…

        We are practically a week away and I only feel fear depression and anxiety that I won’t be able to get everything despite reserving them

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      Its good to know Shovel Knight is a launch title!

      • EarthenWarrior

        Never will I say this ever again but who the frig cares about Shovel Knight, Breath of the Wild is the only thing that matters right now

        Also I’m anxious that my Nintendo ID won’t let me sign in because of me forgetting the right password

        I just need to get over all this unnecessary stress before I lose it….

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          No new games matter to me right now they all are either switch, a shooter, or nothing interesting to me

  • MelloMori

    So with all the switch previews coming out, it seems like we are getting some solid facts about it. The first one seeming to be that its comparable to the XB1 in power, which is both good and bad depending on your perspective. The other being that it doesn’t seem to handle screen glares well when used on the go making it almost impossible to play outside unless its fairly dark out already.

    • Super Kami EastGovnah

      whats ur take on the Cartridges only handling 16 gb

      • MelloMori

        Ehh, that’s understandable. Cartridges might have the potential to be both bigger and faster the blu-ray, but their not cheap to make by any means. 16 gb will be fine for most games, and even then I think they’ve stated that they have a 32 gb model in production as well. And even then they can always make an even bigger one if the game calls for it. That, and I see it as incentive to try to make games have a more efficient file size, which has been an issue with current gen consoles.

        • Super Kami EastGovnah

          so lets say like skyrim is 20gb on other consoles if the switch can only handle 16gb rn could that mean less textures?

          • MelloMori

            I don’t know actually. I’m not familiar enough with coding to know what the effect would actually be. I would say that’s certainly a possibility, but again it could be something along the lines of compressing the code to make it fit and it’ll run fine. Heck it could be something as small as removing certain objects from the game(flowers, grass, ect) that didn’t serve a purpose other then just making the game look a little more alive. Really we’ll have to wait and see.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I hate playing games outside. The issue for me would be sitting near a window when it’s sunny (which it rarely is here).

      • MelloMori

        Same here. I have no plans of ever taking the switch outside, and I can’t imagine a lot of people actually doing so given its short battery life and the general fear that it’ll break easily. But its just one more thing to know really.

  • Ultron

    Has anyone noticed that Murkrow are really hard to catch in GO? It’s annoying cause they’re consistently near me and I want to get working on the dark medal, but don’t want to waste a million pokeballs ://

    • UnburdenedLegume

      I caught 3 the other day

      • Ultron

        I’ve caught quite a few, but I have to keep wasting great and ultra balls.

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Lol i used regular poke balls. They were fairly easy to catch, i’m still fed up about missing out on this Sudowoodo. It fled the battle and then disappeared from the map ffs, should’ve used a Razz berry

          • Ultron

            Maybe you’re just luckier than I am ;( I did catch a sudowoodo though

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Awesome I’m hunting down Sneasel and Aipom to no avail

          • Chaos

            Had both of them randomly spawn on me already.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Lucky my best spawn for Johto was a Mantine that Spawned on my way to the store

          • Chaos

            I’ve had Noctowl, Crobat and Xatu spawn on me as well. Gen 2 hasn’t been too bad for me so far. Gen 1 had terrible spawns for me.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Man the best I’ve caught so far is Furret

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Thats too bad dude I’m surprised there are a lot of odd balls appearing in some areas and you can’t find better than Furret

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Noice! And Gen.1 I found what most would call the rarest Pokémon of Gen.1 during Valentines event

            Just take a guess at what

          • UnburdenedLegume

            There’s an Aipom somewhere in my area but cba to look for it lol

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I saw a sighting for Sneasel but I was in the car when I went back it was gone!

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            I have the most disappointing Go Story I missed a Rhydon cause my mom wouldn’t give a second to concentrate on throwing lost 11 balls and a Rhydon when i was at lvl.4 in it!

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I had a nest at home but only caught onw cause it doesn’t evolve so not worth it to me

      • Ultron

        I’m just stocking up a bit. I do have a nest at my house, but it’s generally more common pokemon. Sometimes some starters visit though

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Only 1 starter appears for me Chikorita and I caught 1

    • Chaos

      I’ve caught plenty of Murkrow relatively easily. It’s a shame they don’t evolve just yet.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Yeah cause if they did I would actually catch them I’m more focused on Catching things that evolve or unseen yet by me one’s

        • Chaos

          I’m catching them to boost my Dark Type medal. Lol. Since they are quite common around me, may as well. Same with all the Swinub boosting my Ice and Ground medals.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            For me what always spawn around

            Ledyba, Spinarak, Sentret, Natu

          • Chaos

            Around my house I get literally nothing.

            But at work, I get a bunch of Swinub, Murkrow and Natu. (Not counting the omnipresent Sentret). Saw Chinchou and Skarmory on the nearby list earlier but I couldn’t leave work to hunt them down 🙁

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Yeah one I’m still hunting from only sightings is a freakin’ Geodude!

            And I have the occasional Teddiursa that spawns

          • Chaos

            I still have plenty of Gen 1 left to get as well. Pokedex only at 109 in total (90 Kanto, 19 Johto). I stopped playing for a few months.

            But I am one more Pinap berried Wooper away from getting a Quagsire….So I got that going for me.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Thats good I need
            -One more Spinarak for Ariados
            -One more Hoppip for Skiploom
            -Have about 86 Bellsprout Candy then I can get Victreebel
            -A few more of them and I get Gengar, Nidoqueen, Crobat, and Poliwhirl!

          • UnburdenedLegume

            My city is crawling with Sentret, like every corner of downtown has at least 4 of them, its crazy.

      • Ultron

        I know :/ Honchkrow is awesome

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I always catch them on my first

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    http://www.strawpoll.me/12402021

    And BTW I’ve just watched episode 15 if the anime and it was great

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhhhhhh this day is slowly killing me, also my stupid Tinnitus is driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!

    Just two and a half hours left then I’m home free (which is a bad thing my work is totally denying me decent working hours)

    And next week I only have Tuesday and Thursday….which is semi good since I’ll be off Friday and I’ll have Monday and Wednesday to prepare my affairs

    I just need the launch day to go as smoothly as humanly possible, wake up early, make my bed, drive to Best Buy at 90MPH two hours prior to opening (I’ll bring a freaking chair if I have to) and freaking wait patiently for what I justly deserve…

    I needed to vent…….Earthen is losing his mind….

  • The PinSir
    • The singular Kuppo™

      It’s a shame that you can’t evolve it into an Ambipom tho ;~;

      • Pokemania88

        Maybe in 5 years

        • The PinSir

          I’ll just stock up on those Aipom candies then

    • Chaos

      That Larvitar is nice.

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Awesome i’m jealous I really want Aipom
      But on the other hand I just got a Magby (only need one candy for magmar) and evolved Spinarak to Ariadod

      • The PinSir

        That’s awesome that you got a Magby, I have yet to find one

    • Sasha Nekosune

      My mother is super pissed with Pokemon Go… she tried evolving a Seadra… and LOST the Dragon Scale… no kingdra. just a seadra, missing candies, and no dragon scale.

      • The PinSir

        That’s as bad as getting wrecked by Whitney’s Miltank in a HGSS Nuzlocke run

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • EarthenWarrior

    So people are saying that undocked The Switch’s battery life run for nearly 3 hours tops and requires a solid 3 hours to recharge to maximum

    I’m just so jelly of everyone getting to fondle Switches right now while I haven’t even seen one in person yet

    Also that they’re even field testing how it fits in an average pocket, I only wear cargo pants and I carry around a iPad mini in my right cargo pocket every where I go so if I can holster a tablet I am confident that my left pocket can just barely hold it while it is in its case or I can hold the screen in there while I keep the joycons in the little mini pocket on the same cargo pocket where I hold a comb

    The biggest set back is the analog stick jutting out, but I’d have to be fairly stupid to carry a switch around a daily basis (does not apply to being at home)

    • Ultron

      I imagine after a few years of usage, the portable life of the switch will be like an hour or less battery life

      • EarthenWarrior

        Kinda reminds me of this car I made in Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, it was a car with every type of engine and jet, and only a single small fuel canister

        It only moves a few feet before breaking down

        • InfinityD4

          I would play that game if I didn’t hate microsoft’s guts for skyrim-dlc-related reasons

          • Ultron

            I don’t follow. What did MS do?

          • InfinityD4

            It’s extremely petty of me but Them having an Exclusivity Contract for Xbox but not on Windows… Which was Steam-Based but still…

          • Ultron

            Oh, so steam can’t get skyrim dlc?

          • InfinityD4

            It was a delay, but I’m saying that PC also got delayed when you could still only play skyrim on windows which microsoft also owns, and just screw sony, but they didn’t… possibly because of steam IDK.

          • EarthenWarrior

            well that’s stupid, it’s actually fairly enjoyable if you have a taste for designing vehicles and using said vesicle to compete in challenges

          • InfinityD4

            It’s only because it’s Xbox Exclusive, not because Microsoft Made it…

    • Is there not like an accessory that can charge the thing on the go? Like like those iPhone cases?

      So you charge this kinda brick thing that you plug into the Switch when not docked for extra battery life

      • Ultron

        You could just use a portable charger since it will support USB chargers now.

  • EarthenWarrior

    ughhhhh i’m sick of quiet days

  • Guys start talking about stuff it’s quiet

    • MelloMori

      Its friday. not much is going on. Other then seeing people kinda tear one another apart over the switch news.

      • It’s Thursday

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          SHOOT YOU’RE RIGHT

          I completely believed it for a few minutes (I was excited for the weekend too…)

        • MelloMori

          Sorry, that was a typo.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Will do

    • TheNintendoChip

      I’m showing that certain structures in dimensions greater than 3 are tileable by other higher dimension structures.
      Idk how I got here

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’ll try

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Just found out that one of my ex-friends doesn’t like video games.

    These types of people sicken me.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      People that doesn’t like videogames sickens you????

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Those low-life scum…..

        Jk we’re still friends. But it’s weird, sorta. I was talking about which game systems people own with another guy and I turn to my friend and he just goes “I don’t like video games, they’re boring”. Took me a minute to figure out he wasn’t joking lol

        • The singular Kuppo™

          “Videogames” and “boring” in one sentence?? How’s that possible? :0

          • MelloMori

            It depends on the game really. Keep in mind that gaming to an outside observer is call of duty, WoW, and mobile games, which don’t appeal to a lot of people.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            True, that makes sense. Maybe I can brainwash him…

    • I hope gaming soon becomes an art form with as wide an audience as film or tv

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Gaming is art.

        Hell, anything is art if you look at it that way.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          If so then I’m also art :v

          JK 😛 or not

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            No you’re totally an art form

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Everybody here’s art, even you 😉

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            You know I am.

            I’M MORE ART THAN YOU

          • The singular Kuppo™

            No, I’m more art because ι cαη ωяιтε ιη тнσsε ғαηcү ℓεттεяs

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ţ̴̯̗͔͎̗̗̟̮̜͎̥͎͕̭̹̠̜̘̝͑̀͊͐̅ͥ̍͗̌̾͛̕͘͡r̡̓ͪ̍̿͆̃̓͑͝͡͏̬̺̝̯y̨̛̗͚̙͇͇̰̰̘̑̉ͪ̈́ͥͭ̋̂̅ͫͪ̎ͅ ̵̨̨̛̯͈̙̻̤̹̱̬̙͉̹̠̻ͣͮ̆̆̄̃͋̈́͋͗͋̌ͤͭͮ͟m̴̞͇̮̙̦̤̪̳̮̺̭̯̏ͭ̉̉͐͐ͭͧͯ͒͂͘͝ͅͅͅe̸ͧͨͮ̐̆̅͐̓̾̅ͧ́̔͐ͨ͛͗͝͏̸̴̳͕͖̥̙̻̼͕̫̘

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Ꭵ ᎳᎥᏞᏞ ᏆᏒᎽ ᎽᎾu >:Ꭰ

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I feel that it will eventually happen, but not soon however…

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Weeeeeeeellllll, now it’s Friday where I live soooo…

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Did I miss anything from the switch previews? In other words, are they worth reading? In other other words, do they contain previously unknown stuff?

    • MelloMori

      Um, short update.
      1. Console is slightly weaker then an XB1 at min.
      2. Portable screen sucks in daylight and generally has to be played in darker places
      3. Breath of the wild has about 2 and a half hours of battery life when pushed to the limits of the console.
      4. Shovelknight and not F-zero are coming at launch.
      5. Lots of debates if its a console that’s portable, or a hybrid.

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        1. That’s actually good news to me, there were a few rumors that it was only a little more powerful than the Wii U. Power doesn’t matter that much to me, but if it means that third parties might be more willing to give the Switch a try then I’m all for it. Plus you know graphics and stuff
        2. Kinda like the 3DS? Cause I thought that was pretty bad.
        3. About what I expected, not too much of a surprise.
        4. DOES THAT ALSO MEAN SPECTER KNIGHT
        5. That’s always been a hot topic for discussion, I guess. I can definitely see all sides of the argument, but I’m just hoping and praying that Nintendo sees it as a full hybrid and not just a portable console. A 3DS successor would be a disaster the way I see it. (and honestly? It’s a portable that can connect to the TV (which is awesome, mind you). Since there are no upgrades or such in the dock, the system itself is essentially a handheld).

        Follow up question: Any confirmation that titles we purchased on Wii U will be transferable? I want to know if I can get Shovel knight or not.

        • MelloMori

          2. Kind of, but it generally seems like the 3DS handled it a little better since you could adjust the brightness enough, where it seems to be an issue with the switch.
          4. Yes, I think? I would double check. at least the first two are coming for certain.
          5. Ehh, I’m in the portable console camp myself and honestly with seeing its power I feel that its pretty much a death nail for it ever being a hybrid. It would be nice in theory to have your handheld and console in one device, but ignoring the pricing issue and how to handle peoples expectations, it simply comes down to an issue of dev costs for me. No matter how you want to look at it, the switch is a current gen console, and that’s going to require a triple A budget to develop games on, and like the Vita in 2011, handheld dev’s will love its power, but quickly realize that they simply can’t afford the high dev cost. Certainly some studios can afford to do it, but again it comes down to the issue of pricing games. Like can you really say that people won’t see a problem with a hand held pokemon game costing $60 USD, especially when Xenoblade Chronicle’s 2 cost the same and would be seen as a better value by many. And if they stuck with the $40 price for handhelds, not only would they have to sell a lot more copies just to break even, but they run the risk of people seeing their games as budget titles, setting themselves up to failure from the get go. It’s why I really hope that their going to push the switch hard this year, and come 2018 they do reveal a successor to the 3DS, making a point that the switch was designed to change CONSOLE gaming, and that this new device will be an attempt at shaking up handheld gaming, and maybe even working along side the switch in some way.

          Not to my knowledge yet.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I do see your logic here, but I have a very valid counter point.

            POKEMON ON THE TV WOULD BE AWESOME

          • MelloMori

            What I mean is actually think about it. Pokemon is a game made for handhelds for a reason, one of them being their length and pacing. Most pokemon games can be beaten in about 20-30 hours. Their intended to be short RPG’s that can be enjoyed in short bursts or a long play session. Console rpg’s aren’t the same. Their intended to be longer and slower, requiring a lot more time to be dedicated to them. Pokemon in its current design isn’t really well suited to a console experience, and would need to be changed in order to meet the expectations of a console, which would piss off many fans.

            As well we can kind of see what the numbers are of a console Pokemon RPG with Colosseum(about 2.4 mil sold) and XD(1.4 mil sold). Granted those games weren’t the exact standards of a pokemon game, but they were games that reflected the needed changes to make pokemon more of a console game, and despite the promise of having pokemon in 3D and a mature story line, the game’s sold well enough to end in the black, but are a far cry from the sales expectations of the main series games.

            What I’m trying to say is that People have a vague idea of things that they thing they want or would like, but that’s not always the case. Being able to play Pokemon on a tv would be great, but at the same time it would probably be best if it was done through some cable connected to the 3DS or a future handheld, as it honestly would probably sell worse if it had to compete with Triple A rpg’s.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I see your logic, but there’s no way to say it’d sell worse if larger RPGs were on the market. The 3DS had a fair share of large scale RPGs yet Pokemon did phenomenal.

            Plus Pokemon is a huge system seller.

          • MelloMori

            Yes and no. Did pokemon do well on the 3DS against other RPG’s? Yes. But on the other hand it competed largely against other handheld rppg’s that play by similar design choices, and one old wii rpg that was ok, but was better suited for a console experience. The issue with the Switch though is that it is a home console first and thus all games will be judged on a homeconsole standard with no real exceptions.

            As for pokemon being a system seller, yes and no. Main series pokemon does move units, but anything that’s a spinoff not so much. With in being on the switch; there is a very good chance of it being a spinoff game, and if it isn’t then it run’s the risk of people treating it like a spinoff game and being more likely to skip it.

            And that’s even ignoring the price issue of the switch being generally that of a home console meaning its a difficult system for people to buy, but younger people most of all, who are one of pokemon’s biggest target audiences. It might be seen as a bad move from GF’s perspective to put a game aimed for a younger audience on a more expensive system that’s mostly been marketed for a more mature demographic and isn’t exactly a child friendly portable.

      • EarthenWarrior

        1: i could care less about the hardware and frame rate i’ve never had any issues with that in any kinda game
        2: i can understand that
        3: they told us this would happen, i don’t like it but its not as big a deal as everyone is making it
        4: who the frig care we’re been playing Shovel Knight for nearly three years
        5: trivial nonsense that distracts people without defined goals and expectations

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    What an absolutely genius marketing strategy, Nintendo.
    https://mobile.twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/834806082052583425

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I’m in extreme pain!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      O.o

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Get better

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I just organized alot of my Pokémon cards since I was gone from here and am still not done And it is… Painful being hunched over the whole time

    • Wubba-Lubba-Dub-Dub?

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I’m a little confused, what is shovel knight: treasure trove? Is it just the original with some DLC?

    • It’s the original with all of the DLC

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Darn I thought based on the title it was treasure knight DLC.

        I guess that means no Wii u transfer

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ha listen to this
    I’m playing Splatoon
    its Marli-Marli Resort
    Some Sniper can’t hit the me at all
    i make my way up to him and kill him easily
    Squidbag him
    connection drops

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Marli-Marli resort thi

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        *tho

        • EarthenWarrior

          i was running straight across the high platforms and i was dodging every blast and i straight up kill him and squidbag for doing it, literally the second i do that Connection Lost,

          That makes me feel better

  • joker901

    Question: I just signed up for an online competition (just to get mega stones for beedrill and mawile) and I wanted to know if I actually have to battle people or I can just wait the end of the competion to get the mega stone without battling anyone. Thanks

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Yes you have to fight I think at least 3 battles minimum, but if three is wrong I know you still have to fight

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Mimicuno
      Mimitini
      Mimimew
      Mimion
      Mimieye
      Mimidrill

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Mimikyu-Beedrill it’s one of the cutest thing s I’ve ever seen X3

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      (cri)

      • What is getting this thing banned though? Like the actual reason

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Stall related shit

  • So do we know the battery life of the Switch playing BoTW with battery saver and at lower brightness

    • Ultron

      Too early for such questions

    • EarthenWarrior

      probably a little bit longer, but i wouldn’t worry, i mean you gotta look at this at 2 different ways
      how much a individual uses a Switch on the go
      vs how much the demographic uses it on the go

      i mean hypothetically how do you see yourself using the switch out and about compared to how much you dock it

      • Ultron

        I highly doubt people will be using the Switch on the go that much. What they’re more likely to be doing is using it while sitting on the couch or on a different side of the house.

        • EarthenWarrior

          me i’m gonna treat this thing like a Goddess, i’m not going to let people look at it without washing their hands, and if they smudge it or get a crumb on it…..i’m going to break into their house at night….and murder them…..with an Axe

          • Ultron

            Axew….murder them with an axew.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Now do i bludgeon them with a stick with an axew tied to it
            or jam their tusks into the throat of the victim

            OOOOOH i’ll drug them and slice a major vein on their body and collect the blood into a pan and force it down their throats 😀

            i loves the way i think

          • Ultron

            Dear Arceus

          • EarthenWarrior

            dude you know my mind is a erratic symphony of colorfully gruesome actions

            even dating back to 1st grade where i wrote a story about a Toxic Spider killing adventurers

            i was prominently sent to counseling the following week

          • Ultron

            Really?

          • EarthenWarrior

            really really

          • Ultron

            Impressive

          • EarthenWarrior

            it involved a Frog man and a Skunk in a Trash Can….and a third thing but i cannot remember

            point is even at a young age my Video Game soaked brain impacted nearly everything i did

          • Ultron

            I didn’t really play too many video games till middle school. I always liked to just watch my sister play them

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ve been playing videoames since i was three years old
            they inspired me to learn how to read (Since i have unpleasant memories of me screaming for a parent to read me videogame dialogue)
            i was even able to beat my own father in Mario Kart 64
            and i drew or recreated nearly anything from a videogame in legos