Pokémon GO is about to get even bigger!

It has been announced that Pokémon GO is set to receive a huge update later this week with a ton of new content.

  • New Pokémon: over 80 new Pokémon from the John region will soon begin appearing in the game
  • New Evolutions: some Kanto Pokémon will be able to evolve into new Pokémon using new items that trainers can find at PokéStops
  • New Encounter Gameplay: several new encounter actions for Pokémon have been added, meaning they may react differently than before! Items can now also be selected in the capture screen using the new item carousel
  • New Berries: two new berries will be added to the game both bringing new benefits to trainers who use them. The Nanab Berry will slow the Pokémon it is given too, making it easier to catch, whilst the Pinap Berry will double the amount of candy you receive if you successfully capture the Pokémon in your next turn
  • New avatars and wardrobe items: finally players will be able to give their avatar a completely new look with an expanded selection of hats, shirts, pants and more!

It’s been a long time coming, but it’s almost finally time to catch those Johto Pokémon! Who’s excited?!

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Nice, an update to a “mobile” game during the dead of winter….
    Also IM FINALLY FIRST 😀

    • Govjack Horseman

      show off

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I need my moment in teh spolight

  • EarthenWarrior

    laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Agreed
      I literally care about 4 Pokémon from this, that’s it

      • Ultron

        Gen 2 is the worst generation, imo..

        • TheWinterMonster6893
          • Ultron

            It’s too small of a generation and added a bunch of useless mons (stantler, delibird, qwilfish, sunflora, dunsparce, etc) that are just horrible and deserve some attention from gamefreak. Then it’s even worse when you factor in how awful it would’ve been if Gen 4 didn’t right a lot of the wrongs from gens 1 and 2.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Besides
          Murkrow
          Pory 2
          Adorable the fire starter
          Kingdra
          Fabio the sheep
          And my boi Larvi

          Nothing in this update matters

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Scizor
            Skarmory
            Crobat

          • Ultron

            Basically

  • CBobbert

    HYPE

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      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        This is honestly more hype than the go update

  • EarthenWarrior

    so i have Earthen related news, i embark is one of the most tedious Archaeology quests in wow
    i have a whole week to excavate 600 Bone fragments of a spirit Moose
    https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QxzvyVevoRA/V9BpG6lxqfI/AAAAAAAAHTo/bCRe2jlsa3knYoldwTqS3YCpuVpyx89eACLcB/s1600/Bulvinkel.jpg

  • Ultron
  • The singular Kuppo™

    Still waiting for Gen 5

    ….

    ….

    ….

    ….

    ….

    ….
    Still waiting….

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Same XD
      (I just want a Flygon)

      • The singular Kuppo™

        And I want my Sableye

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Sableye is great too
          As is sceptile, Blaze, and swamp

    • The PinSir

      *Desperately waiting to get hands on a Flygon, Aggron, and Salamence*

    • Same for me but with Gen 4.I really want a Lucario,he’s my favorite Pokemon.

    • DucoLamia

      I just want my Blaziken!

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    why does this article call the johto reigon the john reigon?

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      It wants to

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        maybe they like the sound of the john reigon.

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Whelp I’m suddenly more interested in the game again. I won’t lie I’m probably one of few that still check into GO every so often to try and catch a few Pokemon here and there hoping that I can get something I don’t have yet. I think the number one reason I stopped playing a lot was the weather tho rather than the lack of updates. People like to joke around about the idea of people still playing it, but honestly it makes sense less people would be playing it around this time of the year. In my case for instance I can’t say Winter is the best time of year to go on frequent walks. There’s snow everywhere most of the time and when there isn’t it’s still pretty cold out in general. I go to work and that involves a lot of walking around, but that’s work and I’m confined to a specific area that I can’t leave. Plus I can’t just have my phone out all the time when there lol Once nice weather hits again I’ll probably go on long walks again and that’s really when Pokemon GO shines. During decent weather.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I do it once in a while too

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        It’s just hard to want to do it when it’s so cold out and half the time there’s snow and slush in the way…….lol

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Basically XD

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Dear Pokémon go:
    Release all the gens, stop being lazy
    Thanks!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      If they release every Pokemon at the same time, it would be problematic unless they change one thing or two

    • Govjack Horseman

      they arent being lazy, to keep the game “alive” they gotta do content updates little by little

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
  • Govjack Horseman

    finally a reason to go outside again

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      agaibn??

      • Govjack Horseman

        my keyboard is broken on mobile sorry

        • *The Impatient Matenou*

          okay but that keyboard is totally broken if you can’t even type again properly.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      But it’s so cold (o•~•o)

      • Govjack Horseman

        Not by me

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • The singular Kuppo™

      Magnemite: coil
      Magneton: recoil

      I’m done

    • Ultron

      Lol Dragoon

    • Vlad

      So hard to believe that we were once content with ONLY 150 creatures. This looks like such a small amount of Pokémon in retrospect, I can’t even believe they filled the entire region.

  • Govjack Horseman

    wait if there is only 80 new pokemon coming plus the ones already out that makes 88 pokemon from gen 2 that means some are still missing excluding the legends, that means 6 pokemon regular mons is missing

    • Govjack Horseman

      unless over 80 means that the missing 6 are also there

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Maybe they mean 80 as an approximate number

      • Govjack Horseman

        thats what i was thinking after i posted my comment lol oops

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Just a fun little tidbit
    2000- Crystal
    2002- Ruby/Sapphire

    2 years

    Pokemon Go took almost half that time just to add those mons to a mobile game….

    • TheNintendoChip

      This is a joke right?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Its go

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          more like 3/8ths of the time

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I think I screwed up the time a little, but the point still friggin stands

    • The singular Kuppo™

  • Ben

    Yes! I want my Sudowoodo and Porygon2! 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    bored and hungry… i got literally nothing going on for the rest of the day

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • EarthenWarrior

      BLRARGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHHHH SUCH SHITTINESS
      Surely he must’ve been exterminated

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Probably XD
        That was magical

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
  • temporario23

    Good news. TPCi actually wants to distribute all missing Mega Stones until Summer (to all players, not just the ones who participate in online competitions). Nice to know they’re handling the issue. Now I might actually start to transfer my mons to Sun/Moon.

    • DucoLamia

      That’s good at least, but I still find the online competition getting the mega stones early as kind of stupid. Why can’t they just distribute the Pokemon and the Megastone together? (Like Magearna and the bottle cap). It makes the most sense to me to do this.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      The longer it takes certain Megas to come out (Mawile) the better

      • Chaos

        Bring back my boy Mega Mawile and the amazing Sub Focus Punch set.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Z-Conversion needs banning asap

    • DucoLamia

      What does it do? Haven’t tried it yet.

      • EarthenWarrior

        raises everything and gets a type boost

        • DucoLamia

          So Everything plus STAB? Damn that’s OP.

          • EarthenWarrior

            and once it gets that in you cannot do a thing

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Did they confirm the specific date of release?

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Or just later this week?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      In only heard that is going to release this week

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Ok and I needed this to get my mind off the annoyingness of no Jigglypuff’s even though I need one before tomorrow to evolve my Jigglypuff

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I wanna release some stuff for my fangame but I dunno

    • EarthenWarrior

      didn’t you already post a list?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Nope, that was Kurusu

        • EarthenWarrior

          i swear we have so many people having fake dexes its bloody annoying to keep track

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            4 I believe, including you
            Besides, this bit might be story related

          • EarthenWarrior

            which are you Quake and Thunder, or Acid and Base those are the only ones i remember off hand

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            I’m Thunder and Quake

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I haven’t actually given a name yet

        • The Valentine of Kurusu

          Yay! I was mentioned! 😀

          • EarthenWarrior

            No one likes you!

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            D,:

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I like you…

          • EarthenWarrior

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Not in that way of course, but hey
            Better than being alone

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yay!

  • EarthenWarrior

    So anybody alive?
    Barbor
    The Barnacle PKM
    Steel/Poison
    Sturdy/Iron Barbs HA: Corrosive
    a relatively small pokemon resembling a tick or a sand dollar, they are encased in a ultra hard pod like shell with numerous spines, beady red eyes poke out at the bottom and they have screw like feet and a cone on their underbelly resuming a top-shell or a screw
    “Barbor crave and fest on metals, they anchor themselves onto nearby boats or even pokemon and use caustic acids to break down the material the experience is painful and destructive”

    similar to all barnacles they have sky high defenses and rely on disabling opponents with status moves

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      AH BARNACLES
      This name…… for fucks sake

      • EarthenWarrior

        i got nothing, they have barbs and the they bore into anything in a harbor

  • The PinSir

    What’s everyone’s titles for their Fakemon games?

    Mine are Amber and Chrome

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Mine are still being decided

    • EarthenWarrior

      Jade and Amethyst

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      mine are obsidian and peridot.

    • P̶o̶k̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶A̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶i̶d̶d̶i̶e̶s̶

      idk dont have one

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Thunder & Quake and Third game of Scorch

  • This should’ve happened 4 months ago

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      More like day one

      • Pokemon GO is so sad to me. An amazing concept with so much money behind it that was ruined by an inept dev team that had barely any support from Game Freak or Nintendo as far as development goes

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Basically
          I think I know why they didn’t get help though

          • The tracker still doesn’t make any sense and the game came out last Summer. No wonder it died

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Indeed

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    IT SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES IN HERE.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Yes XD

      • the grunt just going “aaaaaa” is the best part

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Basically XD

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Finally my Legendaries are names

    Thunder
    Tonzurgon (Thunder in French and the words Azure and Dragon)

    Quake
    Bebardle (Quake in German, Earth in Dutch and Turtle)

    Scorch
    Quelinfer (Scorch in Spanish, Ling Guang, and Inferno)

    So what do y’all think?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Names in German, French and Spanish = instant approval👍

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Yeah cause those are 3 very popular languages so I thought genius!

    • The PinSir

      Tonzurgon is fun to say
      I really like these

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Thanks now my last Legendary needs a name (It has no game, but pretty much has something on par with the Delta Episode as Team Equilizer creates it then tries it in a last ditch effort to destroy the region and more importantly the protagonist for stopping their devious plans)

        • The PinSir

          Is it the scorch legend or another legendary?

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Another Legendary the fourth is Dark/Poison

  • Sweet Fae

    Generation 2. Best Generation ever. Still won’t get me to play pokemon Go again though.

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      🙁 you should play though

      • The singular Kuppo™

        It’s cold outside tho (o•~•o)

        And the game is not that good

      • Sweet Fae

        Id rather choke on a chicken wing.
        No really though playing games on my phone really bothers me, not only does it cost way too much money to play it but it just feels wrong to play a game on my phone. And yes its cold outside and also its not fun to play at all. :C

    • I like Gen 4 more because
      1. It had Johto but improved in every way <3
      2. Sinnoh!
      3. The best mystery dungeon

      • Sweet Fae

        well tbh when I say Gen 2 Im including HGSS in that

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh the melancholy of cleaning out the attic… so many of my childhood possessions, none of the willpower to part with….

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    They should’ve added alolan eggxegutor when sun/moon was released

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Everybody is dead now…. Why?

    • Govjack Horseman

      Yea I died many years ago

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        i’ve died in the great war of ziggy fartdust politics.

        • Govjack Horseman

          That war should never be mentioned again

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            i’m sorry but it has to be mentioned but i’m very glad that he’s not here anymore 🙂

          • Govjack Horseman

            Yea me too

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Me three

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Me five

            #rebel

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            more like #ziggyisgoneparty

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Me Eighty fourth

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Wow, such rebellion, I wonder why you aren’t in prison yet 😛

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Cause ghosts pass through bars, like the ones I be spittin

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            We all are

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Seconded

          • There is no war within these walls

          • Govjack Horseman

            Then the titans came

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            and the fire nation attacked :O

    • I’ve been dead on the inside for a while now, there’s nothing new

      • DucoLamia

        I’ve been dead since midterms hit. You can never recover X-X

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Wait what happened with that girl you were telling us about?

        • I guess we’re dating now

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            That something new congratulations! 😀

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Congratulations!! 😀

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            YEAHAHHAFGYFAD

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’ve ran the Crown Company Co. Event dungeon on all 12 of my toons
      did this week’s Archaeology quest
      got my ass thoroughly handed to me in splatoon

      AND I’M STILL BORED

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Because it’s the bad ending, collect all secrets to get the good one 😉

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Secrets will be discovered!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I caught the flu. Yuck.

      • The singular Kuppo™

        At least you’re still alive :^]

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Barely.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    i need to know something if the oppopnent has a flame orb and gets burned then i use sparkling aria to cure the burn, would i be able to put them to sleep with sing?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/046518828567f836f59e9d13624e7293bfaf4df1dca84b3613b2d01c20d01c02.png

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    Okay, I have a fakemon that I like and I want to share it;

    Toxinin (Toxin + Ronin)
    Poison/Steel type
    The Warrior Pokemon
    Ablity: Destinied-He’s only super effective on Fairy and Dragon types and he is 4x weak to normal, grass, fire and water.

    Toxinin were created to kill mythical fairy and dragon type pokemon. They are usually very depressed and are very difficult to train because of their lone wolf lifestyle.

    • EarthenWarrior

      it’s kinda all over the place

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Wait, who are ya?

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Don’t you remember him? His last comment was only 3 months ago

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          No… I can’t … Fairy? I’m kinda a dunderhead

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Lol it’s not fairy

          • The singular Kuppo™

            But I miss him ;~;

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I miss him even more
            (He was a cool af friend…)

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Me too, but wait who scared him off? this time

          • The singular Kuppo™

            It was me
            .
            .
            .
            ..
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            JK it was earthen as always

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (sigh)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Idk what exactly you’re sighing at (earthen or the lame joke) but I agree with it nonetheless

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            About missing my buddy… it makes me sad

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Maybe if we keep talking about him, he will magically appear

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I wish

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Well, we still have each other’s company

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Hugs and cries)

          • The singular Kuppo™
          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            But I am a ghost, so i do feel it

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Good :3

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            😀

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Yeah I miss people who leave

            Lets all mourn Gikie

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            wha

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Oh right he was a Jungler than he left a while ago for good

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh?

    • The PinSir

      This is a very badass idea

      What do you have planned for the design?

      • LastLittenFanStanding

        Anthropomorphic pile of Muk-like toxic waste with a samurai helmet and a katana. I have some skethes, when I’ll finish drawing I’ll show it here.

        • The PinSir

          That sounds sick

          • EarthenWarrior

            More like sickening

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m sorry but this thing is like 6 different things going on at once
      Is it like a man made mythical or something?

      • LastLittenFanStanding

        It’s just a pokemon that’s pretty much only good on Fairy and Dragon types. I wanted it to be made by men to kill mythical pokemon. For me these 6 things are connected.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Wouldn’t a more suitable ability name be
          “Myth slayer” or something like that?

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            It is better of a name, “Destynied” was just first name that popped into my mind

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            If you want I can help ya out on designs and names and such when ya need!

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’m fighting all my natural instincts to say this Pokemon is just doing to much and could use some revamping

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            I think yout weaker than them, cause you just said it

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because I tear Fakemons new ones on a daily basis, and this one is just all over the place
            -Vague theme
            -can’t tell if it’s a artificial mythical
            -Ability trying too hard and does too much
            -Name is lacking

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            And this is Earthen’s equivalent of being a sweetheart…. you should see him when he really doesn’t like something(Alolan Raichu cough cough)

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            Oh. I love Alolan Raichu.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            But Earthen… not so much

          • EarthenWarrior

            So much I don’t like about it
            Same goes for all Regional Variants

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            :3

          • EarthenWarrior

            Wipe that kitty face off your mug,

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            :3 I don’t have a kitty face on my mug, my mug is shaped like a pokeball and I got it for christmas

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well you shouldn’t
            Not after the complete half assery and genuine reskinning its conception is

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            It’s a f***ing pancake raichu. As simple as that. Simple concepts aren’t bad. And who are you to tell people they shouldn’t like something?

          • EarthenWarrior

            HOW IS A PANCAKE RAICHU SIMPLE, you have to be a blind drooling idiot not to notice how they completely did it just to give Raichu a alolan form, and it was so blaitant they didn’t even bother to write a believable backstory
            But no

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            There we go, this is typical Earthen

          • EarthenWarrior

            AND IT FEELS FUCKING RIGHT

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Earthen condoms
            Made entirely out of dirt
            (In the background “AND IT FEELS FUCKING RIGHT”

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gross

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It fits you tho

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            If you need a backstory, just say It’s evolved Puka from the the anime. And wow you’re pretty angry… I heard stories about you, but I didn’t know it was this bad

          • EarthenWarrior

            That just makes me more angry because I don’t settle on logical backstories

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            Then when the f*** will you be happy? You’re just hating because it makes you think that you’re stronger than others… so what,now you feell more powerful than the virtual mouse created to bring people happiness?

          • EarthenWarrior

            This has absolutely nothing to do with me
            It’s Gamefreak half assing something logical and perfectly explainable

          • Stop liking what I don’t like because I applied “””””logic””””” to this children’s game filled with mice with electric powers and frogs that can summon the rain

          • EarthenWarrior

            Frogs croak when rain approaches and some mythology states they call the rain by croaking

          • Why do you care so much? It doesn’t change your life at all. Maybe you should just stop getting so upset over a pokemon’s origins and just let people like what they like

          • EarthenWarrior

            That’s simply not an option

          • Actually, it is. Get the stick out of your ass and enjoy what you like and let others enjoy what they like. It is amazingly easy.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Or more accurately, the large rock up his ass

          • Don’t get scared off by him. You just kinda gotta live with it

          • EarthenWarrior

            Or actually learn something

          • Stop liking what I don’t like

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            You know, as I said earlier, I’m Polish. We have though history. One thing we don’t do is we don’t give up because someone is bigger. I won’t get scared off and I won’t give up.

          • EarthenWarrior

            So you’re just going to faithfully ignore rational and logical observations despite facts being presented

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            You aren’t logical. Once you say It’s bad because it doesn’t have backstory and when I show you it does, you hate too. What’s wrong with you?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh I’m not logical
            Please tell me in full detail how A. Raichu gained psychic abilities

          • Because it is a cool typing and it’s cute. Tell me how a mouse shoots electricity anyways

          • EarthenWarrior

            Answer the question correctly

          • Oh sorry
            Because Game Freak is lazy and Earthen is the most logical being in the universe. Now stop liking fairy types and… basically whatever Earthen doesn’t like and share only my opinion

          • EarthenWarrior

            Better

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            Alolan raichus are the descendants of Puka. Or they ate magic pancakes. Or f***ing whatever, I still like it, because I don’t care. It looks like a pancake. I like pancakes. Stop whining because a game for children isn’t good enough for a whatever-year-old protein-stuffed man.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ok where is the official proof saying that they are

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            AS I SAID I DONT CARE ABOUT BACKSTORY! I JUST GUESSED! MOST PEOPLE THAT LIKE THEM DONT CARE!… If you don’t like pokemon Then stop f***ing playing it for god’s sake! And read comments before you anwser

          • EarthenWarrior

            Exactly my point, you can’t back it up. it’s illogical and beyond stupid all Alola forms are Oh I read my comments, and yours too

            “You aren’t logical. Once you say It’s bad because it doesn’t have backstory and when I show you it” you shown me nothing

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            Can’t you understand that you’re the only “true fan” that needs backing it up? Stop whining here and go finish your yesterday’s crying into pillows about how alone you are

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because I’m not some blind sheep who just rolls with everything saying whatever
            There is a gigantic hole in their logic, a logic I have revered and praised for years, and I’m the only one who actually sees it

          • Stop

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh please once they start saying stuff about me instead of the argument I basically won

          • You sure won. Now the world will know that Alolan Raichu sucks and no one will EVER like it AGAIN!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

            no just stop

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not until I get in writing that Alolan Raichu are poorly written and the result of gen 1 pandering to fuel the praise of the 20th Anniversary

          • Who. The. Fuck. Cares? You are so obsessed with “winning” It’s honestly unhealthy. Even if everyone in the world hated this thing, how would you gain anything from that? Life isn’t about winning. Even if it was, you trying to convince people to stop liking a pokemon isn’t winning anything. It is just being annoying and immature

          • EarthenWarrior

            Winning is truly the only thing that matters in life
            Winning is success, winning is being right, winning means you are getting ahead in life. To live a life of losing is pain and misery

          • No wonder you are always miserable. Life isn’t some game where you win and you get rewarded. You just need to be happy and if you are focused on winning internet arguments for self-actualization then you are going to just be sad all the time.

          • EarthenWarrior

            the only way to be happy is to win, who is honestly happy being a loser or wrong

          • Well I’m not really winning anything and I’m not totally miserable so I must be doing something

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            No one is denying that, I admit it makes absolutely zero sense and is poorly written
            But I like it, it’s kinda cute

          • EarthenWarrior

            Everyone seems to be,

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Well, that’s how I see it, how I just said

          • LastLittenFanStanding

            This is my last comment today. I’m tired. But Star, I’m happy that I’m not the only one that sees how illogical he is.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I find it genuinely amusing you still think I’m illogical

          • I don’t think whining on the internet about a game meant for children and getting upset that people like something that you like instead of becoming a better person is very logical

          • EarthenWarrior

            How am I whining
            I’m straight up telling this fool that this rat is wrong,

          • No you’re not. You are whining because this pokemon doesn’t have a “serious backstory” Aren’t you like 25?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because it doesn’t, it has to have one
            Pokemon has an outstanding reputation of having totally sound ideas but this is just shoddy workmanship and everyone should acknowledge it

          • Grimer’s Pokemon Sun Dex Entry:
            It was born from sludge transformed by exposure to X-rays from the moon

            XRAYS FROM THE MOON.

            And you are complaining about Alolan Raichu not having a complex backstory.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Many things in space emit X-rays, among them are black holes, neutron stars, binary star systems, supernova remnants, stars, the Sun, and even some comets! The Earth glows in many kinds of light, including the energetic X-ray band.Mar 27, 2007

          • So that makes sentient sludge monsters how? Oh wait! It’s a video game created for fun and they don’t have to always put in deep complex thought into it. They can just have fun little animal monsters

          • EarthenWarrior

            The rays could have a violent adverse reaction to the absolute crockpot of chemicals and bacteria that make up pollution and waste runoff

            They can have fun and little animals but can you ignore all the believable reasonings to their conception?

            Bulbapedia has entries on every single Pokemon with logic reason behind their origins

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            You’re not alone

          • So because of a silly backstory, we should hate the entire pokemon. That’s just fucking stupid

          • EarthenWarrior

            No it is not a “silly backstory” it is beyond stupid
            These are supposed to be Regional Variants, where Alola’s extremely different environments caused Pokemon to change and adapt I get that

            But this, THIS is fucking pandering to promote the 20th anniversary, everything after the first shown Alolan forms (Exeggutor, Sandshrew and Vulpix) were just stupid reskins just to make them more appealing, some are believable but most are just trying too be something they’re not

          • Who cares though!? They made it, it’s cute so just enjoy it. Not every pokemon has [to ]have a super complex backstory. You can’t take these games completely seriously sometimes

          • EarthenWarrior

            I care, hardcore fans care,
            I wouldn’t be as angry unless they actually gave it some damn logic instead of just bluntly being one to be one

          • Also maybe they were pandering but most of the “reskins” are improvements on the originals. Just looks at Ninetales or Marowak

          • EarthenWarrior

            Feh, improvements, they might’ve as well as made them 100% different Pokemon because that’s what they are

          • WHY MAKE NEW POKEMON WHEN YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF BORDERLINE USELESS OLD ONES?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because they can be lazy and reskin old Pokemon opposed to actually make new ones

          • That doesn’t answer my question. Why would you make new pokemon when you already have 750+ and a bunch of ones that no one uses. Just go over and make them interesting instead of just forgetting them and making a billion more

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Exeggutor needs to die

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yes, despite that it still has logic behind it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Unleashed its inner dragon

          • EarthenWarrior

            Massive sunny climate caused wild growth
            Also the Madagascar dragon Palm

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I know but
            “As it grew taller and taller, it outgrew its reliance on psychic powers, while within it awakened the power of the sleeping dragon.”
            This is its moon dex entry….

          • EarthenWarrior

            who knows, maybe the massive growth would change its approach and abandoned its psychic powers, maybe they’ve always has a dormant wild side but the body couldn’t compensate

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Lemme just…
            “awakened the power of the sleeping dragon.”
            This is how it’s worded..

          • EarthenWarrior

            Emphasizing awakened
            Meaning that this could’ve always been a part of Exeggutor but it’s short sluggish body couldn’t allow it to use that power

            The bright sunny climate gave it more energy and let that power bloom

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It triggers me so hard….
            Also, you cannot telll me it isn’t bullshit at all

          • EarthenWarrior

            It is bullshit, but it has some believable information backing it up, not enough but some

            Raichu just blaitantly says they don’t care why it becomes psychic, which says loud and clear Gamefreak did it just to have it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Honestly, I’d beleive Raichu over Exeguttor

          • EarthenWarrior

            Why it has zero logic, at least a freaking tree gets taller in a tropical climate, this is a fat ass rat that inexplicably gained psychic powers without the faintest idea of reasoning

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Apparently it uses psychokensis to cotnrol electricity and uses the power to lift the tail

          • EarthenWarrior

            but where is it getting the psychokinesis that’s what I want to know

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            That’s what I’m trying to find out
            From what it seems like, it seems like Alolan Raichus are closer to being psychic type than they are to electric

          • EarthenWarrior

            If they said something like mixed breeding to increase the Alola Region’s Pikachu populationdue to popular demand caused an increased flow of electricity in their brains which awoke psychic capabilities when evolving into Raichu

            This makes the utmost sense and is absolutely believable, but they didn’t even try with this one

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Personally, as stupid as this sounds, I feel like some sort of increased sensitivity is the reason

          • EarthenWarrior

            It’s not stupid, senses are important. But when it’s boiled down to the label
            Psychic is all about mental powers, and the mind is full of electrical impulses

            These two cannot be more compatible but Gamefreak totally botched it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Well in that case
            I believe the whole “Pancake idea” was more along the lines of this
            It has a specific diet, so it’s senses began to heighten in order to look for things accomidating its apparent liking for sweets

  • EarthenWarrior

    i am just so plum dang bored… it’s too early to take a boredom nap and a shower….i really just want a pitch black room with a hot tub with the sound of pelting rain, can the Switch just come out now?
    i just want to roam the fields of Hyrule unchecked and embark on a grand journey to Death Mountain, surely I will develop a strong kin with the local Gorons and find a worthy weapon

    • Ultron

      I have a suggestion:

      Watch trollhunters >:I

      • EarthenWarrior

        maybe after season 4, i’m off all day and i’m gonna watch the entire season

        • Ultron

          One of the main characters wields a war hammer… 😉

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    The fandex is one is one concept away…..

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I wrote dialogue blurbs….. yay

  • Whoah! 80 new Pokémon from the John region! 😂😂😂

    • The PinSir

      You can explore the John region in Pokemon Z, coming October 12, 2017

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Well I wrote a few bits of dialogue attributed to a few important characters to meh fan region’s story… yay

  • LastLittenFanStanding

    What countries are you guys from? I’m from Poland

  • TheNintendoChip

    So I think I went on a date last night for the first time. Like, ever

    • Yayy

    • Govjack Horseman

      was it fun

      • TheNintendoChip

        Yeah! We went to a really nice hibachi restaurant off campus!

    • Chaos

      Key word: ‘think’

      😉

      • TheNintendoChip

        I mean we didn’t explicitly call it a date, so.
        But it was basically a date

        • Chaos

          Lol. I was just messing. Good on ya. Enjoy the little things.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I hope you had fun

    • The PinSir

      Congrats! Was it fun?

    • Ultron
  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    A bit of random blurbs of dialogue… I could use opinions

    “You see,, not all Pokémon are like your Delulasma there. Most cannot reach their true potential like you and it have; that is where we, Team Vaccine, come in. Our goal is to make all Pokémon that perfect. Surely Someone like yourself would understand, right?”
    ~Team Vaccine Leader

    “We’ve been living in the shadows for our entire lives and it’s finally our turn to be on top! If we plunge the entire world into the shadows, we’ll be the ones to rule! It’ll be us, the Void Cult, and everyone else will be lowered to their knees before us!”
    ~Void Cult Leader
    “Ye arrrrre an persistent one, landlubber. That’s why you’re ourrrrr favorite nemesis. Nobody else puts up a fight!”
    ~Gold Shark Captain

    “Heheh! Hope your ready to break your keyboard, cause I’m about to click dragon rage a bunch of times and sweep your team! Good luck!”
    ~ First Gym Leader

    “I’ve trained flying types my entire 74 years of living! I guess you can say that my age is sky high!! Ohohoho! No? You whippersnappers have no sense of humor…”
    ~Sorenstone City Gym Leader

    “YOU ACTUALLY GOT HERE!? I’m FURIOUS!! I MADE A QUIZ GYM PUZZLE, MADE IT AS EASY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AND YOU GOT THAT MANY QUESTIONS WRONG!? HOW DID YOU…. Calm down… Calm down Logan.. You’re lucky I’m bored or I wouldn’t battle you… Prepare to lose, and I’ll embarrass the hell out of you for it…”

    ~Gym leader six

    • The PinSir

      The First Gym Leader’s XD

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh god it’s a Old person
        Surely I mus beat him savagely

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          You get a pretty good reward for winning against him XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            Elder abuse is its own reward

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Welp, you heard it here folks
            He gives you a fly ride pokemon

          • That’s so fucked up

          • EarthenWarrior

            I will not apologize
            I don’t like old people
            I’m getting fed this idea “respect my elders” I mean what have they done for me? Take forever to do things, they blockade ever aisle, and they are barely conscious

          • Ultron

            I don’t like old people either.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            NEW GENERATION REVOLUTION

          • They are just human being who have lived longer than you

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yes, they are old and weak, and I am young and strong
            Soon I will assume the rank of authority and call the shots as they whither away

          • Govjack Horseman

            but you’re gonna be like that too….

          • EarthenWarrior

            Unlikely I’ll be dead soon, I’m just waiting to play Botw and Yooka-laylee before I off myself

          • Govjack Horseman

            “off myself” if that means what i think you better not, i take shit like that serious

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            No he won’t, he’ll be old, wrinkly.. but instead of being weak, he’ll be weak in the legs and have strong arms to swing his hammer, catapulting himself to move

          • Govjack Horseman
          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Pretty much?

          • Govjack Horseman

            dragon ball the best

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yes

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yep! XD They’re a bratty little kid… who’ only bratty when they battle… otherwise they’re quite sweet

  • wait how come Olivia isn’t just dating Brock?

    https://i.redditmedia.com/nZv8wdc7dl7MxbsPBDILSoPqzX3kVmhp4aA83U4phKk.png?w=412&s=3efcc78e2a9716c55935baf0b9578349

    single rock type users like… they are perfect for eachother

    • LastLittenFanStanding

      Poor Brock… He has to be so depressed now that Gumshoos has taken his place…

    • The PinSir

      I just realized how perfect these two would’ve been

      • Jaimedtorres

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  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Pokedex Entry: 210
    Gravenance
    Classification: The Grave Danger Pokemon
    Height: 7’01
    Weight: 324 Lbs
    Typing: Rock/Ghost
    Ability: Shadow Tag
    Stats:
    HP: 110
    Attack: 120
    Defense: 130
    Special Attack: 40
    Special Defense: 130
    Speed: 10
    Base Stat Total: 530
    Pokedex Entry: After being dead for centuries with its spirit stuck in a tombstone, this Pokemon has grown bitter and malevolent. It has forgotten all of its memories it had while being alive and has slowly lost its mind, becoming rather sadistic. Approaching one is greatly discouraged as it will attack without any provoking. It apparently seems to take great pride in falling over and crushing whatever comes close to it.
    I̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶a̶r̶k̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶e̶t̶i̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶r̶m̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶w̶a̶r̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶.̶

    • The PinSir

      *Shadow Tag
      *Bulky af
      *Huge Attack

      Yeah, not broken whatsoever..

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yeah XD
        Don’t worry, it’s not getting that much to do, no set up or recovery outside of Work up

      • EarthenWarrior

        This makes how many op Pokemon designs with a 500+ BST

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Please coherently rewrite this sentence
          I think if anything is getting changed, it’s the HP and Special attack

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fine, it’s a big dumb op tombstone
            Better?

            Another question this makes how many ghosts?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I honestly dunno, I think around 20
            But I’ve made sure that each type has at LEAST 15 fakemon each.

          • EarthenWarrior

            15 is a good goal but that would make the dex absurdly big wouldn’t you agree?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh, it is, it is absurdly big. 300 mons long (though not every mon is a fake)
            I beleive one type (I think flying) misses the goal by a mon or two
            Also, unfortunately despite the balance, water once again enters the SO MANY DESIGNS mark

          • EarthenWarrior

            Too much water instant failure, abort

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It’s mainly just water with this issue, the other types are fine though

          • EarthenWarrior

            i dunno maybe trim the fat a little
            gen 1: 151
            gen 2: 100
            gen 3: 134
            gen 4: 106
            gen 5: 155
            gen 6: 71……
            gen 7: 80…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Hmm

    • EarthenWarrior

      ehhh really don’t like this one
      this seems like a lanky awkward girl from a different world trying to fit in

      • …. um… yes??? That’s literally who Lillie is

        • EarthenWarrior

          it is but this one just capture her…prim outlook

    • Ultron

      Her mouth/nose are off.

      • its just the style tho

        • Ultron

          It’s too steven universe-y

    • Sweet Fae

      I LOVE THIS!!! SHE LOOKS SO AWESOME IN SU STYLE!!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    ONE PERCENT? WE LOST BECAUSE OF ONE PERCENT???!?!?!?!?!?!

  • EarthenWarrior

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MUL9SYqMeA this was all kinds of awesome

  • EarthenWarrior

    yo anybody on?

  • The PinSir

    For Black, should I do Archen or Sigilyph?

    • MenacingCascoon

      Archen, better power and speed and looks cooler

      • The PinSir

        Ok thanks

  • temporario23

    Just hatched a shiny Pichu. And I wasn’t even trying to get one, but it took less than 30 eggs.
    It’s pretty much flawless in IVs but I’m not going to use it for anything because what I was trying to hatch was a male Pichu with HP Ice. This shiny is female and has no HP Ice.
    Also, don’t know if I should evolve it into Alolan Raichu or wait until we get a game where we can evolve into regular Raichu. Alolan Raichu looks like it spent too much time in the sun. To be honest, I don’t really like any of the shiny variants of the Pikachu line. I’ll still keep it but it’s a bit of a ”meh” feeling.

    • Orrr I can trade you a shiny female Salandit for it 😛

      • temporario23

        I have a very strict rule of not usually keeping Pokémon that are not mine unless they are worth it. Does it have good IVs or nature?

        • …no

          • temporario23

            Sorry but I’ll pass then.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Son of a bitch I hate looking forward for the next episode of the anime only to find out it airs a week after, ripoff

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Ouch… ;~;

  • Monkeyfuzz

    If we don’t enter the next online competition do we still get the Megastones later?

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Get these landlubbers of me lawn! And by that I mean me ship!

    • EarthenWarrior

      I always wanted to be a pirate
      But I also had this idea for a bunch of robotic Pirates for a series I had

      Captain Ironskull and the Metal Marauders

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        :3

        • EarthenWarrior

          the captain has a harpoon gun for a peg leg and a robotic parrot bot
          also a gluttonous galley chef, a sly….Rasta bot hunter, and some kinda crazy tinkerer who operates the ship

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            That sounds pretty cool tbh

          • EarthenWarrior

            But as cool as they sound they’re actually terrible at being Villians, especially compared to the real threat the Iron Armada led by the feared and vile Lord Nekros who seeks the legendary six panels to the inficube when reassembled can manipulate the very cosmos on whim

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            :3 ohh

          • EarthenWarrior

            And this guy has a ton of elite henchbots….except the very comical and stupid duo of Slash and Burn
            A maniac buzzsaw wielding demolition bot and Burn a witty cold hearted automaton with a flamethrower staff, despite their deadliness they bicker and are genuinely bad at tasks that require them to not destroy stuff

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            This geuninely sounds like something

  • EarthenWarrior

    AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH EARTHEN SO BORED AND ANGRY
    The switch is nearly 2 weeks away and I’m so freaking antsy about it, today is just a gigantic obstacle in my next gen console conquest and Earthen hates things that get in his way

    Tomorrow I’ll have the new season of Race to the Edge to keep me busy but the upcoming week will be the last full week of preparation as we enter into what I call the endgame, where I gotta be absolutely prepared for the release because I don’t know how many pre-ordered for the Best Buy I go to but since the GameStop is literally next door that could thin out the herd

    Just need to pick up the console and game, I mean I preordered extremely early so I must have a decent window of opportunity, the very last thing I need to happen is my transaction or preorder to get botched and forcing me to wait

    Then I can spend the rest of the weekend in my basement with a bag of chips a case of gallons and playing what could easily be the #1 game of 2017

    • Govjack Horseman

      its gonna be a game of the year contender totally. but game of the year is gonna be kinda hard if Horizon Zero Dawn does extremely well.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Who cares, Breath of the wild literally takes my breath away, the beautiful unsullied world we will embark on truly feels alive, everything moves and breathes with serenity, but that calmness will be fractured by peril and excitement, this story could change literally everything as we know it,

        • UnburdenedLegume

          You haven’t played many open world games have you?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i play them all the time bonehead

          • UnburdenedLegume

            The way you glorify BotW implies that you haven’t. There’s tons of similar games available lol and are even arguably bigger because Nintendo consoles dont have as much capacity.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m glorifying it because its beautiful

  • AuroraLights493

    THE SHINIES ARE COMING TO GO!!!!!!
    My heart literally cannot take this!!!!
    YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Cause they won’t just avoid every ball and run like every other mon in the game, right?

  • UnburdenedLegume
    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      you got the best moldy blueberry

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is it yours?

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    I got an idea for a pokemon that sorta looks like muk but it’s waterice and has the ability like static but causes the freeze status.

    • EarthenWarrior

      So a living blob of slush?
      That is actually pretty good, wish I thought of it

      You could call the ability Permafrost

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        yeh or maybe hypothermia.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Why does Araq counter suicune so hard XD

    • EarthenWarrior

      I thought it was the other way around
      Most Suicunes I see try to stall out with Pressure

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Oh, yeah that was basically what happened… but…
        the guy had 5 calm minds up and did about 10% per hit
        I had Liquidation, which can lower defense
        Mirror coat and leech life

        I essentially lowered its defense to the point where I’d recover a quarter of my total health every leech life

        • EarthenWarrior

          Disgusting

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Basically… it was a friggin rest stall calm mind suicune…

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhh is today going to extremely quiet, I’m stuck in this hell hole for another 4 hours

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I’m stuck in school…

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’m at work, filled with stupid annoying old people and regular people
        And the damn break room is a total sty and the vending machines are cleaned out

        I need a damn Mtn Dew to calm my nerves

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Ouch ..

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      At least you aren’t dying of the flu

      • EarthenWarrior

        I’ve been sick for nearly two months

    • Govjack Horseman

      the deluxe collector edition book for BotW might go live today

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ughhhhhhhhhh just stop with all these upgrades
        I can’t keep shelling out just to engorge e-penis, I spent nearly 650 on all this stuff just to be a ultimate fan

        • Govjack Horseman

          also it comes with and is 384 pages
          DELUXE EDITION BONUS: Deluxe format of 11 ” x 15”, premium vintage hardcover, exclusive dedicated 16-page retrospective celebrating thirty years of Zelda games, a 16-page dedicated art section, and two ribbon bookmarks

          • EarthenWarrior

            I hate you…….I truly hate you…..

          • Govjack Horseman

            no u dont

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t believe you, i looked online for this alleged deluxe edition and found nothing

  • Govjack Horseman

    New nightime music for pokemon go (whoever cares)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fyJxWq1_9g

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Composed by Junichi Matsuda?

      • Govjack Horseman

        I have no idea lol

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I just realized they’re rearrangements, so technically they’re still composed by him

          • Govjack Horseman

            the night one sounds way better then the day one

          • The singular Kuppo™

            True that, it’s so relaxing 😮

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I care more about Pokémon duel (they just released Deoxys…. he looks broken)

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I’m a sponge

    • Govjack Horseman

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I am .. confused

        • Govjack Horseman

          I am too

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I knew it

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yes

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m a level 10 Dwarven Berserker with a +3 to Endurance and my Titan Crash gets a D-6 modifier

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Interesting, are you advertising a product my fellow Entrepeneur?

    • YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Snek you mean?

  • TGSChu

    There supposed to be over 100 Johto Pokemon in Pokemon GO.

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      But Johto has exactly 100 subtract the 6 Legendary Pokémon and then the Babies then it evens to around 80

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      (Laughing nonstop)

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I have no freaking work to keep me busy for the next 2.5 hours

    Alright supposed you lazy sacks were sucked into a JRPG styled world what kind of powers and abilities would you possess

      • The singular Kuppo™
      • But no I will probably be a shapeshifting dragon lady or something

        • EarthenWarrior

          Hmmmmm well some Dragonkin can morph in and out of certain forms, because Druid sounds right up your alley

          Turning into a wildcat and tearing foes to shreds
          A bear that deals heavy blows and takes them
          And a….tree that can heal ally’s

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        MERASMUS

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Healer or supporter, I don’t want to risk my life in unnecessary combat ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • EarthenWarrior

      I would use brute force attacks that deal stupid high damage at the cost of burning out my energy levels

      Also I can scare foes out of battle with my Intimidation Check

      I have below average magic levels but enough to perform powerful Earth and Fire attacks periodically including the Earthbreaker, Magma Drench and summoning a Crystal Totem that can heal me and my allies as long as it remains un-attacked

      And lastly when nearing low health I trigger the Berserker Rage which is a high risk high reward last ditch effort to deal god like damage either my life enemies or my teammates

    • Govjack Horseman

      the powers of goat

      • EarthenWarrior

        So Standing around chewing on vegetation……..
        Sounds like a tank to me

        • Govjack Horseman

          no this

          • EarthenWarrior

            And what is that?

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Some sort of DPS mage

  • EarthenWarrior

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE YOUTUBE BASTARDS THEY RUINED MY FAVORITE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      what AMV???

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ash Vs Paul HD AMV
        It was perfect, great editing, perfect synch with the audio and just so freaking badass

        This is the second time this happened and I keep telling myself find a way to freaking record it just in case it gets removed

        But nope the YouTube gods once again take everything I love away from me

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Two words: Download it

          • EarthenWarrior

            How

          • temporario23

            Are you serious? You don’t know how to download a video from Youtube? I mean, it’s not like there aren’t a thousand sites/programs that let you do that.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Rapidly slams head in wall)
            Are you kidding?
            Savefrom.net

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      i do too.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Why does it looks like a Lopunny just ate a Pikachu to me?

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Wait did Go update, yet?

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Haxford
  • TheWinterMonster6893

    I’m actually pretty stoked for this update. I got my hopes up when I saw that an update was ready, but it was just the UI update and not the actual Pokemon…….Either way I’m excited to actually get to catch some brand new (to GO anyway) Pokemon lol

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      The update has no new Pokémon I just got the update

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        Now it does lol

  • AGGGGGG I CANT DRAW HANDS AND IM GOING CRAZY

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Soul Dew you have any Mist Balls?

  • EarthenWarrior

    Nrrrrrrrrr rr somebody pitch me a type combo

  • Govjack Horseman

    Switch review systems and games are being received. So breath of the wild could leak if someone bad gets their hands on it

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Ever get that feeling when your nervous and your tongue goes numb?

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Go Updated… New Pokémon are the only thing that didn’t surface!!!!!!! >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what haircolor should I give her?

    http://i.imgur.com/c8hXbJs.png?1

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Who is she? Just a creation of yours?

      • idk. I just started practicing and I ended up making this character. I’m goona give her a skitty and some other pokemon probably

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Oh I think any of these colors would work
          Pink, Neon Green, Sapphire Blue, Crimson Red, and/or Dark purple

    • (also she’s wearing a dress that’s why the anatomy is all weird)

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Light blue or black

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I gotta new move I made that makes Bug types tremble

    Zap Net
    Electric BP:60 Acc:95%
    The opponent fires off a crackling bolt that strikes down the foe. Its Super Effective on Bug Types and has 30% chance of Paralysis

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      And what’s with no one being here work and school normally gets out around this time?

    • EarthenWarrior

      soooooo electroweb

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        I don’t think that that is super effective on Bug types

  • EarthenWarrior

    omggogogommgg
    guys make one
    https://www.heroforge.com/

    • omg i remember this. they changed it alot .o.

    • errr… is there a way to color it?

      • EarthenWarrior

        sadly no

          • EarthenWarrior

            y’know there actually was dragon ladies

          • ehhhh they look weird

          • EarthenWarrior

            fair enough, so who do you deem this…..Bard?

          • I guess. I played D&D like.. once with my friends and I was a bard so why not

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean like a name and a bit about her?

          • oh… umm I didn’t think about this.

            Kyrie?? I guess she plays songs to summon spells

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean a Bard doesn’t really use hardcore magic but you can use a wide array of mystical melodies to buff yourself and friends
            also confusing foes, putting them to sleep, shock them with loud noises

            maybe could be a half bard half sorceress

  • EarthenWarrior

    Bask in the might that is the towering inferno of violent heroism
    Entharalis Earthstrom!!!
    http://i.imgur.com/fmW7E5t.png

    • oooo neato

      • EarthenWarrior

        A mighty Justicar or so you would believe, he fights for what’s right and will lay a violent smack-back to anyone talking smack about his back Jack! with his mighty Warmaul forged in elemental metals he unleashes great fury onto his foes and anyone foolish to get in his way

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Not Pokemon related, but has anyone here played Watch Dogs 2?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    UNREAL!!! Ash will probably catch Kukui’s Rockruff in episode 17

    • EarthenWarrior

      proof?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        • EarthenWarrior

          ughhhhhhh the guy sounds like a total wiener and this is theory at best

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Like you never considered the possibility? Pleaseeeee

          • EarthenWarrior

            I considered it but so far the series is very lacking in plot and so far very little character growth

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Agreed, and very slow paced as well. Way too many fillers, its currently taking the Best Wishes direction which is very bad news.

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Oh lord I just realized I need more dark type in my region I have three and 1 is a legendary the others are the evolutions of other Pokémon

    • The PinSir

      You want some help with Dark types?

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Nah I can find something good

        • The PinSir

          Alright

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            But thanks for the offer (and I just realized I have 4 Dark I forgot another Legendary)

  • didn’t feel like adding the skitty oh well. anyone making a fangame can use her design if ya want idk

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e20c41391c12ddd5fb937b9b8c6bdf939379bad33ac5b3626f24566a3416fe37.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      my god she’s got a leg sprouting out her side

        • EarthenWarrior

          this one is even worse, for shame Star, for shame

          • you’re killin’ me, Earthen

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Pulls out a handgun*

          • *pulls out a bazooka*

          • EarthenWarrior

            i have the weapon that trumps all weapons known to man, alien and dolphins!’
            http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f1/TwitterNunchuckGun.jpg/200px-TwitterNunchuckGun.jpg

          • ok but i have a bazooka

          • EarthenWarrior

            the Nunchuck gun is the pinnacle of weapons
            Wielded by the awesomest crookedest cop rogue ever
            Dangeresque!!!

          • ok but you dont get it, i have a super rad bazooka

          • EarthenWarrior

            but with the nunchuck gun’s amazingly awesomeness it has the power to alter continuity
            so you blast round after round of missiles the nunchuck gun can just swat them back like ping pong balls

          • also i have a knife so thats cool too

          • EarthenWarrior

            but is it a nunchuck gun?

          • i dont really care honestly because I GOT A TORNADO GUN BOII

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’d just swing the nunchuck part so hard it creates a vortex that disables your tornado

          • it doesnt work that way

          • EarthenWarrior

            with the Nunchuck gun it can

          • but thats dumb

          • EarthenWarrior

            it is a weapon of literal any use
            it can shatter the forth wall any means necessary in order to make its host as awesome as possible

          • well yeah thats really dumb

  • BOISS SWITCH UI LEAK
    https://vid.me/oQkO

    • THEMES CONFIRMED

      • EarthenWarrior

        i can’t decide if i should go with a Mii face or Bowser

        • I’m choosing either Zelda or the Inkling

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Da f*ck there are no Bug/Dark types?

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      And who wants a Bug/Dark type Firefly?

      • EarthenWarrior

        not me, i want my evil Vampire Mosquito

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Ok

    • Ultron

      In want one, although it’s not really a great combo tbh. It does combine two of my favorite types though

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Hey how about me making a Dark type Racoon?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Bandicoon its tail is so bushy it can store pilfered loot in it

  • Govjack Horseman

    Gen 2 is out just caught a bunch

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Ash’s best team
    Greninja
    Sceptile
    Charizard
    Infernape
    Heracross
    Pikachu

    • Ultron

      How did you leave out snorlax… His snorlax is a monster

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Because its fat

        • Ultron

          But it’s amazing

      • The PinSir

        Yeah it was able to use 6 moves one time

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Odd no Donphan or Goodra

  • MenacingCascoon

    Nuzlocke Update: Part 3
    Completed Grand Trial Nanu
    Death Count: 27
    Amount of Deaths on Ula’Ula: 13
    Amount of pokemon Alive: 9
    My Members
    Eva (Primarina)
    Maquillar (Bruxish)
    Axon (Golem)
    Ralph (Torkoal)
    Reign (Slowking)
    Susan (Pangoro)
    I honestly did not think I would make it this far. I have lost soo many pokemon though, but nuzlockes are so thrilling. On Ula Ula. Guzma and totem mimikyu killed so much, but that was to be expected.My starter is still alive and well, and I am not overleveled.
    Time to start my Poni island part of my nuzlocke, and there doesnt seem to be any big threats. Only the Guzma battle and maybe the Lusamine. Wish me luck!

    • The PinSir

      Who were the 27 that fell in battle?

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    so in sun and moon you can transfer pokemon from pokemon bank but if i bring a pikachu or exeggcute from y to moon will they evolve into their alolan forms?

    • They will evolve into their alolan forms in SuMo no matter what game they are from

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        okay so i HAVE to bring normal raichu,rattata, raticate,exeggutor,marowak,meowth,persain,geodude,graveler,golem,grimer,
        sandshrew,sandslash,vulpix,ninetales,grimer, and muk. WOW that’s a lot i’m going to find in black and white 2 and x y

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          No only marowak, Raichu, and Exeggutor the rest stay the same

  • Govjack Horseman

    I CAUGHT A FURRET

    • Govjack Horseman

      I love furret 🙂

    • OK IM EXCITED NOW

      • Govjack Horseman

        ITS SO CUTE

        • BEST RODENT I WANT ONE IRL

          but like one that doesnt smell cuz ferrets smell dont they?

          • Govjack Horseman

            they have noses so yes they do

          • govna y u do dis

          • Govjack Horseman

            I do it out of love

          • but thats what i say

          • Govjack Horseman

            I know u so well

          • Really? Do you? What’s my favorite color? >:O

          • EarthenWarrior

            flesh pink

          • no just… just regular pink

          • EarthenWarrior

            same thing

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            yeah they do smell.

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I caught 3 sentret and I saw a Gym with F*cking Blissey already!

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I forgot to say congrats!

  • meloetta is so cute

  • Govjack Horseman

    YES, the switch start up is the click sound 😀

  • seriously though, how is nearly every track in ORSAS so bland compared to RSE

  • HOW AM I 5 LEVELS HIGHER THAN ARCHIE JUST FROM PLAYING NORMALLY? Ok and the EXP Share is turned off now

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Cause you a Good trainer

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Holy F*ck niantic I played Go a half hour and caught
    Natu (2), Hoothoot (2),Sentret (3), Ledyba (2), Ledian (1), Murkrow (1), Ditto from a Sentret and Skarmory (1)!

  • What should I name my Swablu?

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Blu, Fuffles, or Cotton

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stupid flammable dumb bird the bird

      • 1. That’s a bit redundant
        2. I named her Melody and I love her

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          So Whats your team?

          • Violet – Roselia
            And Knuckles – Combuskin
            Esmé – Meowstic
            Melody – Swablu
            ~~~Planned~~~
            Banette
            Milotic

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Cool! Do you have names for Banette and milotic?

          • I’m naming Milotic “Vanity but idk what I’m naming Banette

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            How about Rag Doll or Puppet?

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Any play Go and obtained Espeon or Umbreon yet?

    I literally saved two Eevee’s just to get those two

    • Nope. Just another Flareon -.-

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Oh cause i have saved thee Eevee’s at least a month for one of them

    • Sunny

      I have like 12 stockpiled. Would you like me to give 10 of them a shot?

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Oh right and for Questions sake
      For y’all what was your first Johto Pokémon in Go? mine was Natu then right after a Skarmory!

      • Sunny

        Sunkern followed by a Chikorita.

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Awesome! I almost found a Sunkern and almost Teddiursa too and a Swinub ran from me

      • Ledyba .-.

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Thats cool

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Wooper!!!

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Thats Awesome!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yeah!

      • Ultron

        …Ledian… :/

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Oh gosh

          • Ultron

            Ledian sucks ass

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            yep…

          • Ultron

            Disgrace to bug type

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Yep!
      Sakura for Espeon
      Tamao for Umbreon

  • EarthenWarrior

    mah butt’s numb

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Why?

      • EarthenWarrior

        hard folding chair

        • The Subzero Kurusu

          Oh gotcha

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    I just found out… I live right next to a Murkrow nest 2 Murkrow live in my park and I caught one earlier

    • Sunny

      Just can’t wait for Gen 4 when they come out with Honchkrow in like a year.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Dude I just evolved Sakura she went 350 some CP to 1090 CP!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Sunny

          I think Espeon is supposed to be the second strongest of the Eevee Evolutions.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Yeah its now my Strongest my 6 best in order
            Espeon, Tauros, Umbreon, Tauros, Tangela, and Kingler

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    WTF first Pokémon was Natu and now I just caught Xatu that is my 10th highest CP character!

    • ShinyXatu

      That is what I like to hear.

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Me tired from Go going to bed Good night!

    • EarthenWarrior

      hopefully the eggs hatch

  • NOCTOWL BOIZ

  • EarthenWarrior

    welp I’m bored now…..going to bed
    tomorrow Defenders of the Wing Part II

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Am I the only one here with a wooper?

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    1590 CP espeon…. 300 higher than anything else….. it’s the fifth hardest hitting mon in the game….
    Okayyyyy

  • The PinSir

    So I just got myself a Japanese Solosis that was caught in a Moon Ball from WT. Ontop of that, it has Modest, Magic Guard, and perfect ivs.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/32332286fd360c0749f4df34d039706a1ea4343c85ede41283f6c94e89856e85.gif

  • The PinSir

    Also would like to thank the person who set up a lure, and allowed me to catch Ditto, Murkrow, Spinarak, and Sentret all at the same time in GO.

  • Soniabstgermain

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj527d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj52d:
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  • EarthenWarrior

    I swear these early morning Pre-order scares are doing nightmares for my anxiety…and my compulsive worrying, and my bipolarism…and my blood pressure…..

    But everything is stabilizing and it’s showing up again

    I swear next time I just gotta get lucky and do everything on Amazon or have a account beforehand to avoid all the miscommunications

    But I have the whole morning off, gonna watch the new season of Dragons, maybe do a little shiny hunting and go have a nice diner meal

  • EarthenWarrior

    oh my sweet golly all the Nintendo Switch ID icons are looking really good
    http://nintendoeverything.com/switch-ui-footage-miis-and-profile-picture/

    • EastGovnah

      We need a new Metroid

      • EarthenWarrior

        i’ve honestly never been a Metroid fan, but one of these days i’ll hunt down Metroid Prime and give it a whirl

        • EastGovnah

          or just get the trilogy on the eshop

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Whelp officially pre ordered Zelda. I know it’s a little late compared to me pre ordering the Switch, but I figured Zelda wouldn’t be a problem as far as pre orders. Not like the actual Switch anyway lol

    • EastGovnah

      ONLY 2 WEEKS LEFT

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        I’m so excited. I gotta beat Final Fantasy 15 before it comes out. I don’t want to be running two open world games at the same time hahaha

  • Ben

    I didn’t have a single Porygon a week ago. I now have over 100 candies thanks to the Valentine’s event xD All I need is an Upgrade and I’ll have one of my favorite Pokémon of all time!!

    • EastGovnah

      uh u ok there buddy

      • Ben

        I thought I had deleted the former comment when I saw on Twitter that there was an article on Pokémon GO items 😛 Turns out it wasn’t a regular article with a comment section.

        • EastGovnah

          Ohhh ok i get it

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    okay anyone here?

  • Spetsnaz

    Pokejungle just followed me on twitte…I’m giddy now 🙂 haha

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      okay thats pretty cool.

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Ok what was posted isn’t a spoiler at all, don’t be scared to open it.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    i dunno what’s going on with the 2 day old messages but.
    ▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌
    ██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀
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  • EarthenWarrior

    Morning Assholes!
    So what’s on everyone’s agenda for today

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      i dunno i’m going to play pokemon white 2 during school today.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      So apparently BotW is leaking somehow. Idk if it’s true but better safe than sorry.

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        just keep in mind the things the leaks will say and don’t take them completely seriously until proven otherwise.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Better just to steer clear altogether.

          • *The Impatient Matenou*

            maybe just do that instead.

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Welp, time to stay away from YouTube and Twitter for 2 weeks :/

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Best of luck. I don’t have that kind of self-restaint, so I’m just going to pray to Hylia that I get lucky and don’t see too much.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Now that I think of it, I haven’t watched too many Zelda videos, so there’s a chance that there won’t be any spoilers on the suggestion bar…

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I watch the trailer every single day. ;_;

          • The singular Kuppo™

            No wonder why, that’s my second favorite videogame trailer ever

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            RIP my unspoiled self

      • EastGovnah

        People also got the switch early

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Yeah but that’s different. Seeing the UI is one thing, but seeing spoilers for a heavily anticipated game is soul-crushing.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I don’t got to :3

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          ??

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Cause, BOTW isn’t my priority

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Heresy!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Ok

          • EarthenWarrior

            BLASPHEMY

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            And?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well we knew this would eventually happen that’s why I’m going to physically restrain myself from spoilers

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I can’t do this for two whole weeks…

          This is like SM all over again, except I was more hyped for SM and we had double the wait time, so who knows? Maybe I’ll actually play a game with a good story without being spoiled for once.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Idk, whatever I want to do….

      • You’re free to do whatever you want to

        You’re free to do whatever you need to

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I’m free to do whatever I want

          I’m free to do whatever I want

    • Probably going to play through a bunch of ORAS then watch the new Steven Universe. Maybe I’ll actually do my homework before I freak it and do it last minute but probably my not

      Or maybe ok finish the Meloetta gijinka I started

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • EarthenWarrior

      https://youtu.be/b4SXpOFQ9T8

      This reminds me of this signature breakfast item I got on vacation from a little Oceanside place in Maine, it was called “The Mariner” a gigantic cheese omelet filled with ham, sausage, bacon AND STEAK. Topped off with hash browns and black coffee

      You should’ve seen the BM after that, ’twas glorious

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        (gulping violently) I WANT IT

        • *The Impatient Matenou*

          yeah ;p

  • EastGovnah
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I believe it.

      • EastGovnah

        but its posted by a troll LOL

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          They WANT you to think it’s fake. It’s real, no one could just edit Paper Mario in like that.

          • EastGovnah

            if its real i swear ill laugh and make my profile pic paper mario

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh it’s real. Trust me. E3 2017.

          • EastGovnah

            Ill start looking for a paper mario pic

          • EastGovnah

            Nintendo e3 2017 will consist of a bunch of mario crossovers

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Paper Mario x BotW (the DLC storyline is paper mario)
            Paper Mario x Mario x Rabbids
            Paper Mario x Paper Mario
            Paper Mario x Metroid Fire Emblem
            Paper Mario x Snipperclips

          • EastGovnah

            Paper Mario in snipperclips as a cameo would be cool

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Nintendo has killed Metroid.

            Please understand.

          • EastGovnah

            YET THEY HAVE ICONS FOR IT ON THE SWITCH UI

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            As do they a bunch of Animal Crossing ones…

            Maybe we’ll both get our wish.

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      PAYPUR PAWLTERGOIST

    • The singular Kuppo™

      It could be legit, who knows :0

      • EastGovnah

        ok it might be real but who knows

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      I want Yo-kai watch 4 sooooooo bad!

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Speaking of Yo-kai watch, I don’t even think it could run on Nintendo Switch. The gameplay HEAVILY relies on the use of the bottom screen, so unless they switch it up drastically there’s no way the series can continue.

    • EastGovnah

      yokai will be the only reason the 3ds still makes game

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        It’ll be like 2092 and the 3DS will still be used and just called the “Yo-Kai Watch System”.

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Yay!

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      It really does I should know I just bought my third plushie of them so I’m a big fan

  • EastGovnah

    is it me or the grey joy cons look a bit more bland then from the promotional images

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I wouldn’t know since I don’t have them yet. ;____;

      • EastGovnah

        also 1,2 switch is growing on me lol

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I might pick it up when it gets a bunch cheaper. I want to fully experience HD rumble, and since I’m not sure other games can give me a feel for it, I want to try it out eventually. Just not 60 dollars to experience it right now.

          • EastGovnah

            yea wait till its on sale or trade in a bunch of wii u games at gamestop for .5 cents off your purchase

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Pro tip: trade in a cheap game you don’t play ever for sales tax exemption on your purchase. Better yet, here’s the plan:
            1. Go into gamestop and buy one of those 15 cent old 3rd party DS games no one buys.
            2. Buy something you want and trade the DS game for credit toward the thing you want. You’ll get like no cents but it’s better than paying 5 bucks tax on the game in the first place.

          • EastGovnah

            that is very smart

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It’s good in theory, but everytime I go to gamestop I forgot to do it. xD

      • EastGovnah

        I saw from the UI video and IGN screenshots
        http://i.imgur.com/hdmDaqR.jpg

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Honestly I think it’s just the lighting

          • EastGovnah

            it probably is but the neon joy cons grew on me now im conflicted

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I like the neon on the joycon grip but I think they look bad on the console itself. Plus it takes away from the sleek technology feel of it IMO. You could always buy a pair, but the issue is that they’d be backwards.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooighting

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I don’t get the reference but okay. xD

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            They’re ain’t one, I’m just yelling lighting as a mispronunciation

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh lol

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yep

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • EarthenWarrior
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      They’re really bleeding hardcore fans dry this time around.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Tell me about it…
        Game
        Amiibos
        Special & Master Editions
        Guide books
        Cases
        Swag

        But you know how powerful bragging rights are when it comes to next gen consoles and extremely hot games

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Console and game is all for me.

          Plus I want the amiibo but I’m broke.

          • EastGovnah

            i pre ordered more

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m so proud of you?

          • EastGovnah

            of course u are

    • EastGovnah

      $80 is alot imo

  • The Subzero Kurusu

    Holy Fudge I just went to the store with my Grandma and found a Mantine!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I haven’t found a single Johto Pokemon (but I’ve been home sick lol).

      • The Subzero Kurusu

        Oh thats not good

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Eh it’s alright I guess. I’m feeling a ton better today, so there’s that.

          • The Subzero Kurusu

            Thats good

  • EastGovnah

    welp looks like BotW is leaking

    • EarthenWarrior

      Shit…….

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Reddit: BotW is leaking!

      Reddit two hours later: False alarm folks

      EastGovnah: It’s leaking!

      this day is such a roller coaster of emotions

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Coming from someone whose username have the word “emotionless” :p

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Foiled again by you meddling kids

      • EastGovnah

        someone is posting gameplay

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          $&@!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Now it’s time to be more careful in YouTube :/

  • HOW TO AVOID SPOILERS

    Youtube: Filter out videos with Video Blocker, unsub from Nintendo/Zelda related channels that you know will probably talk about the leaks
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-blocker/jknkjnpcbbgcbdbaampbjlhkcghmgfhk
    If you’re on mobile, your best bet is to avoid Zelda/Nintendo videos and clear your history

    Tumblr: Just fill this thing with a shit-load of zelda related tags and unfollow zelda blogs
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tumblr-savior/oefddkjnflmjbclpnnoegglmmdfkidip?hl=en

    Pokejungle: Don’t roll over spoiler text

    If you are going to post leaks ANYWHERE, be curious and don’t put huge spoilers just out there for people to accidentally stumble upon.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      @Mods

      Feature this

      • If anyone has solutions for other social media I will edit the post. These are just what I use so I know

    • also remember the 3-week spoiler rule

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        No idea what that is.

        Best guess: don’t post spoilers until the game has been out for 3 weeks?

        • Yep yep. Maybe that actually isn’t a widespread thing. That’s just something I tend to do

        • EastGovnah

          Earthen rage post accidentally spoils the entire plot after 20 days of the game being out.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Rage about how he can’t get the old man to transform into the master sword to kill calamity Zelda?

            Oops

          • EastGovnah

            inb4 zelda is actually ganon the whole time you actually just spoiled the game

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Calamity Zelda has actually been one of my predictions for months. xD

          • EastGovnah

            My prediction of the timeline makes people wanna hate me

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            And what is that?

          • EastGovnah

            the new timeline where the hero never woke up after 7 years 🙁

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh I remember that! I love that idea! It’s just not realistic IMO, but that’d be awesome.

          • EastGovnah

            they would never do it but I CAN DREAM 😀

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            You can dream and not wake up for 100 years

          • EastGovnah

            😀 I like this idea

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That emote pairs so well with your avatar! xD

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Sooooo Ganon is the real princess….

          • EastGovnah

            Ganon is real princess since pig days

          • spoiler: the old man is actually fi

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            New idea: let’s flood the Internet with fake spoilers so people don’t know what to believe and are still suprised.

          • but our fake spoilers end up being real

            zelda is actually sheik

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Some anons did that after sumo released

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            The true heroes

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            More like one day before

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      One problem with the YouTube thing: all I watch is Nintendo/Zelda videos.

      THIS IS MY ENTERTAINMENT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HERE

      WHAT DO I DO FOR TWO WEEKS

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The hardest part for me, will be avoiding spoiler text, I’m just too curious >.<

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Kuppo you shouldn’t have done that

        • EastGovnah

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Damn….. I clicked as soon as this popped up….

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I need to condition your mind not to do this.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Sorry, not this time 😉

          • EastGovnah

            I FOUND A NICKLE

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Everyone talk in spoiler tags so we can exclude kuppo

          • The singular Kuppo™

            ………. Must……Not…….. Click….. >.<

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That’s what you want me to think.

  • ok fighting Norman is really making me love Combuskin. I need to give him a realname now. Like something less silly than “And Knuckles”

    suggestions?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Delicious

    • EastGovnah

      Knuckles And

      • why do I ever ask you people for nicknames when will I learn

        • EastGovnah

          Name him Sunny D

          • omg no I can name him Sunny. Then I have Violet, Sunny and Esme… I just need Klaus and that can be my Banette

          • EastGovnah

            I like where this is going

          • but then I have Melody and Vanity who are outliers

    • The singular Kuppo™

      And Steven

    • The Subzero Kurusu

      Steven, Original Koko, Blaze, or Bugawk

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Ready for the cringe I named mine??
      Kung-Pow
      Like Kung-Foo and Kung-Pao chicken?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Notice meee

        • ehhh its good but I want something a bit less silly

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I seeee

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      SPEEDBOOST

      • EastGovnah

        • EastGovnah

          Yeeeaah, let’s move it people.

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Random thought: predict when Pokemon 2017 will be announced.

    My prediction: late May. Before E3 but not too early like a new gen.

    • They’re goona surprise us with Sinnoh Remakes watch

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Honestly I’m good with either one. Heck, they might give us Z, who knows?

        As long as I get to relive sinnoh again I’m all good. I’m just happy that we can finally play a Pokemon game on the TV, it’s a dream come true.

    • EastGovnah

      BUT FOR WHAT SYSTEM
      3DS OR SWITCH????

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I want Switch, I’d be very dissapointed to see it on 3DS, for three reasons.

        1. Pokemon has always been on a handheld, and this would push home the fact that it truly is a hybrid.
        2. Pokemon is a HUGE system seller.
        3. IT’D BE POKEMON ON THE TV

        • EastGovnah

          if switch never gets mainline pokemon it should atleast get a colosseum like game

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            If Nintendo really makes a 3DS successor then I’m losing all faith…

          • EastGovnah

            They are gonna realize the switch can work as both and end the 3ds

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            They really should (that is, if the switch sells well enough). I don’t buy it when they say the switch won’t replace the 3DS. They’ve lied like this so many times before.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      It better be on the switch tho, or maybe it could be on both the 3ds and the switch…

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        No way. SM was already pushing the 3DS’ limits, so that’s mean the Switch version would have to be held back in potential just to accommodate the 3DS. Plus that wouldn’t help switch sales all this much.

  • Sweet Fae

    Im a fraud! I went into EB Games the other day, and almost cried, because they have all the switch stuff set up (ads and signs and stuff) telling you to pre-order it, but I already checked with them and they sold out of their pre-orders like an hour into the day they started… so here I am, not having any sort of zelda lined up, nothing pre-ordered and yet calling myself a zelda fan! I just really do not want to pre-order a wii u version, I want the switch version! I’m such a mess rn.

    • Shhhhh Fae… it’s okay… just wait like me. As the darkness of anticipation closes in around you

      • Sweet Fae

        Hello Darkness my old friend! (I really should pre-order the Amiibos and then I can just hold them with me in my room as I rock back and fourth with my non-exsistent game and sanity)

        • EastGovnah

          ahhhh u should learn the way of the sword

    • EastGovnah

      I would say try and see if they get any extra the day it comes out

      • Sweet Fae

        …. with my EB games? they probably won’t even be able to fill the orders they have, I live in a small town and they never get extra stock, quite the opposite actually

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      What’s new? Many places have had preorders sold out for almost a month now.

      • Sweet Fae

        yeahhh, Im actually sad that I had to work that day, I saw all the couch potatoes lined up outside the store as I was going into work

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          You should’ve tried online the night before or something, but then again preordered mine at like 1 AM so if you had work the next day that wouldn’t be the best.

          Try nowinstock, that’s your best bet at the moment.

          • Sweet Fae

            nah Ill just wait until they become more available, I’m hoping to be making more money by then anyways

    • EarthenWarrior
  • heyyy so… does anyone know if they are selling the Wolf Link amiibo separate because that and the Zelda amiibo are the only ones I need

    • EastGovnah

      yea they are

    • Sweet Fae

      yes they are! I saw a wolf link amiibo in EB the other day by itself (hidden behind a poochy amiibo that I bought) so its deff on its own now, although I already own it from TP HD that I didn’t finish

    • EastGovnah
    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I don’t want to have wolf link in BotW. It’d be weird to have another Link in the game, it’s a crossover I’m inexplicably not okay with. xD

  • Linoone…. learns surf huh?

    Well that makes things much more convenient

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Hariyama also learns surf Wich also was convenient in my emerald playthrough

    • Chaos

      Aggron is by far the best surfer.

  • HOLY SHIT ESHOP PURCHASES ARE TIED TO NINTENDO ACCOUNTS.
    http://www.polygon.com/2017/2/17/14648186/nintendo-eshop-account-purchases-finally-omg

    YES YES YES YES

    • EastGovnah

      MAYBE NOW THEY CAN ALLOW US TO CHANGE OUR NINID NAMES EVEN IF ITS ATLEAST ONCE 🙁

      • oh god please. I haven’t used the name “Coldflare” since 2012

        • EastGovnah

          same for “codematt” I was a dumb pre-teen AND ITS NOT CAPITALIZE EITHER

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Yeah my 3ds NNID is “Ithsme”. Such a dumb name

          • EastGovnah

            my name was GovnahSkiddo, got a new one, named it EmeraldCobra, still hate it

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            No seriously though, I’m getting rid of the Ithsme account, it sounds stupid to everyone but you all.

          • EastGovnah

            what about ur pokebank if the switch does get pokemon

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            ._____.

            (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

            Ok here’s the plan. I don’t actually have bank now, so before I purchase bank again I’ll just switch IDs on my 3DS.

          • EastGovnah

            but that means wiping ur 3ds and losing all ur purchases

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ok new plan.

            I’ll just go on my old 3DS and buy bank there with my Wii U account.

          • EastGovnah

            smart move

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            No it was a dumb move. I was so close too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            NO THAT WONT WORK

            I sold my old 3DS. Ugh, I guess just wiping it for the time being to transfer all my Pokemon to the switch version won’t be too bad. I’ll just wipe it, log into my Wii U account, transfer everything, wipe that, log back into my 3DS account and redownload my software.

            Or maybe I could contact Nintendo support lol

          • EastGovnah

            i wonder if u can use multiple banks if u have different accounts

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Maybe they’ll allow us to merge accounts?? xD

        I have a different one for my 3DS and Wii U for some stupid reason and I don’t want to lose purchases from either moving on.

        • EastGovnah

          thats the same for me, its really annoying actually

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It’s the worst. By the time I realized I could have the same one, I had too many purchases on either one to change and just use one.

          • EastGovnah

            same same, nintendo really messed up with its account system

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Yeah…

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Keep in mind that this doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll honor your Wii U/3DS purchases. This just means that you can redownload software from switch to switch.

      • well it’s a start

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I just don’t want to pay another 20 bucks for shovel knight on switch. Just honor that purchase and I’ll be happy.

  • I really hate that they just give you a [email protected] in ORAS. Like, you dont even have to catch it

    • Chaos

      It’s soooo fucking Stupid.

      And as part of the game after a long ass cut scene so resetting for a good nature is a chore.

      • Plus it’s kinda inconvenient since I want to catch a Shuppet and now I have to go back to Mauville to take it out of my party

        • Chaos

          And hence we come to the single greatest feature in SuMo.

          Being able to switch new Pokemon we catch with the PC.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      After that part, I was fully convinced that they wanted to make the game as easy as possible even when difficulty wasn’t a big of a deal in the previous gens 😐

      • Like at least in R/B/Y with the birds and G/S/C with the beasts they were somewhat of a challenge to catch and didn’t freaking mega evolve

  • Chaos

    Also Generation 2 on Go will probably have me paying for another couple of weeks or so.

    Unfortunately there is literally no incentive to play the game for people who don’t want to spend tons of money on it.

  • lol oops I accidentaly got 2 lucky eggs. I caught a Peliper so I could Dexnav one and then used theif on another Peliper only to realize the one I caught already had one 😛

  • MenacingCascoon

    For tournament purposes, who is banana316?

    • Bannana316

      OHey I’m Bannana316

      • Armaggedon16

        Haven’t seen you before. Are you a new member?

        • Bannana316

          Yeah

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Was that really needed?

  • Armaggedon16

    Anyone wanna battle in showdown?

    • Bannana316

      Ok what’s your username

      • Bannana316

        Mines the same as this

      • Armaggedon16

        pokearmaggedon.
        I’m online so send me a challenge

        • Bannana316

          Ok