The big confirmed news of the day is that Pokkén Tournament will be returning to the Pokémon World Championships 2017. It was noticeably absent from the schedule that was first announced for Worlds, but Japanese sources have confirmed that the fighting game will be returning again this year according to Serebii.

Various tuning tweaks are slated to go live for the arcade version in Japan on Tuesday, but the Wii U version remains noticeably behind. The console version even lacks playable characters that have been available to arcade players for months. Fans will hopefully see an update, but nothing official has been announced.

One interesting prospect raised by presence of Pokkén Tournament at Worlds is the possibility that it will be re-released for the new Nintendo Switch console. With Wii U production officially ended it wouldn’t necessarily make sense to promote a game for a dead console. It seems likely that the title will see a port which may include the features and updates that the Wii U version currently lacks. We’ll be keeping our eyes peeled for news on the matter!

FEATURED DISCUSSION: Poekmon [sic] gen 8 speculations

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    should be a switch version called POKKEN TOURNAMENT DOUBLE XL MEGA HYPER ARCADE EDITION

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Make it happen, Nintendo

  • The singular Kuppo™

    If they make a Switch version, they should at least add a Gen 7 Poekmon, that would be neat

    • EarthenWarrior

      sec

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright if you can restock the roster with 6 newcomers who would you add
    Snorlax
    Braviary
    Golisopod
    Incineroar
    Salazzle
    Golem

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      Out of the 3 alola starters, honestly Incineroar deserves it the most

      • EarthenWarrior

        and i can already see his Burst attack
        The Mega Malicious Moonsault Z
        where he roars with power and his body is engulfed in black flames, he summons his arena and leaps miles into the sky and he dive bombs into the opponent as flames erupt from his belt in the shape of his insignia

    • MenacingCascoon

      I want:
      Druddigon
      Beartic
      Decidueye
      Mimikyu
      Alola Exeggcutor
      Alola Marowak
      Alola Ninetails

      • EarthenWarrior

        i see Mimikyu and A. Exeggutor as assists
        Mimikyu uses Substitute which blocks an attack
        and Exeggutor uses Dragon hammer and pounds the area to inflict damage

    • The Retro Kurusu

      No Questions
      A. Sandslash
      Hitmonchan
      Gumshoos
      Krookodile
      Samurott
      Kabutops

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Decidueye
      Gallade
      Lurantis
      Silvally
      Bisharp
      Lycanroc(moon)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      From any gen?
      1. Infernape
      2. Golisopod
      3. Donphan
      4. Electabuzz
      5. Scrafty
      6. Hitmonlee

    • The PinSir

      Alolan Sandslash
      Arcanine
      Crabrawler/ Crabominable
      Genesect
      Aggron
      Marshadow

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Decidueye
      Golisopod
      Kommo-o
      Dewott
      Marshadow
      Mienshao

  • MenacingCascoon

    Even though Im not interested in this series (yet) I wonder what new pokemon they will include
    Definitely some gen 7 ones. Hopefully Decidueye or Lurantis those guys would look cool battling

    • EarthenWarrior

      i just wanna see a whole big roster, or a Sequel

      • MenacingCascoon

        A big roster would be nice. I mean we have 800+ pokemon theres no reason we should have less than 30

        • EarthenWarrior

          well don’t forget that does include a lot of work, and this was their first run

          i’m still peeved we don’t have any super heavyweights

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Machamp?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I think the Hitmon’ family should be in it. Also Ursaring. Gen 7 would likely add Incineroar. I’d like Lycanroc, Oranguru and Kommo-O in there, as well as Lurantis and Decidueye.

  • MenacingCascoon

    (Im reposting this since it probably wasnt seen on the last article)
    The tournament sign-ups are over! There are 10 contestants:
    StarStorm, *The Impatient Matenou*, SpectralSeraph, Green, The PinSir, Armageddon16, bannana316, Ithsme, The Retro Kurusu (Last Kurusu), MenacingCascoon

    The tournament is confirmed to be double elimination and in game

    Battles for first round must be done from February 26, 2017- March 4, 2017!!
    Prepare your teams!!!!

    If you joined please take this survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17Fgd0_NXn7kurtvMXxdBUTF1TG5LmQ134-cRfKae2IE/edit

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      um MenacingCascoon I think I need to not be in this tournament because I only like playing on showdown sorry 🙁

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Only need two more to make my game team then I’ll build with my old ones in the mix.

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Rotom is usable right?

      • MenacingCascoon

        Yes it is

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          Thank god

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • MenacingCascoon

      Verlis feeds off the hate, so this all helps him

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        yeah but when has he been on pokejungle like I only think of one time and that was when we thought rainbow greninja was coming for sun and moon and he was ranting on the rumor.

        • EarthenWarrior

          ughhhhh they should’ve honestly called it Hero-Greninja
          my theory makes so much sense

          • EarthenWarrior

            in a broad stroke the Synchronization bond phenomenon is a coincidence
            i theorized that Ash’s particular Greninja is either the ancestor or the reincarnation of the legendary Hero Greninja, and that yes it is true that Greninja achieved a form but it is never officially stated if the NHG looks the same as Ash-Greninja, because i theorize that the Legendary hero looked nearly identical as Ash and Ash’s greninja is reawakening the same form LNG took not copying Ash

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I like this, though all legends have a beginning, maybe Ash-Greninja is the first. Also you mean Descendant, Ancestor is the past.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Man, for how much you all claim to hate him you sure do talk about him a lot.

      And if I’m being honest? How does hating on him like this make you any better than him?

      • The Retro Kurusu

        I hate him mostly cause he bashed Pokéjungle, but I more just ignore Verlis

      • Ultron

        He’s a horrible journalist who thinks he’s hot shit. There’s not much more to say about it than that. If he doesn’t want his feelings hurt maybe he should cut his clickbate bullshit.

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      No offense, but do you need to post all of this? Why not spread more positive things?

    • Join the circle jerk

      lol verlisify sucks looooooooooooooll

    • Ultron

      Aw, what a sad little vulnerable snowflake

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Snuflek

      • Verlisify or OP?

        • Ultron

          Verlisify. He’s so “real” which apparently makes him vulnerable. How laughable. You report about Pokémon and make money off of clickbate, dude, sit the fuck down

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            And tha’s the good part about him compared to the rest of his sh*t

          • No no no let him do his thing. If he keeps making people think his strategies are good, maybe I can feel better about my ability to do competitive battling by winning against them!

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Fury cutter venusaur FTW

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    The switch port stuff is certainly an interesting situation. On one hand, it’s nice that people who skipped the Wii U will get a chance to play it and that more attention is being brought to the amazing Wii U library. On the other hand there’s a part of me that wants to buy all the Wii U ports again for the switch for the added content and portability but as a loyal Wii U owner it sucks that there’s no loyalty discount, since I’ll basically be paying 60 dollars for some DLC.

    But I’m complaining too much, the portability is surely worth it

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      Its basically $60 dollars of DLC lol

      • The singular Kuppo™

        With the game included

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          yep basically the base game is like $30 while the other $30 is DLC

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Right but I feel like if I’ve already bought the game for Wii U there should be some kind of discount, even if it was only 10% off or something.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Unfortunately that’s how videogames port work :/

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It’s just frustrating, that’s all. Like I don’t know if I can justify a 60 dollar price point on MK8D just for an advanced battle mode and portability. I really want to but it’s a bit much.

    • If you’re lucky they’ll release a wii u patch after the switch version hits retail? 🙂 makes more sense as their private course of action the more I think about it

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Hate to say it, but I really don’t care……Unless they fix the weird controls and add in a better single player mode I can’t see myself buying yet another Pokemon tournament game. It hurts me to say that as I actually really like fighting games so a Pokemon themed one would be great you’d think. Instead we have thw awkward controls of Pokken and bland single player that feels like you’re just doing the same thing over and over again…..*sigh*

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    all of these crazy feminists so little time.

    i’m also sorry if anyone doesn’t like it but i think it’s funny okay.

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    So I got ripped off buying it and investing my time into it… noice

  • MenacingCascoon

    Nuzlocke Update: I beat grand trial
    # of Pokemon obtained on island Akala: 9
    # of Pokemon killed on Akala: 9
    # of pokemon alive: 7
    Team update
    Eva (Brionne)
    Kimono (Fomantis)
    Lance (Gyarados)
    Dunkey (Mudbray)
    Toji (Fletchinder)
    Hikari (Chinchou)
    Game is still pretty hard, and Im not under leveled. Akala is the hardest island though, so I think I it’s easy from here on!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Toji? Hikari??? EVA?!?!

      Please don’t be a coincidence

      • MenacingCascoon

        Finally someone who gets the reference :D.

    • r.i.p dunky
      rest in sp- never forgettii

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh honeys i’m home! WHERE’S MAH DINNER

  • EarthenWarrior

    so my cousin is staying and we went to the thrift store and he bought himself a N64 and Ocarina of Time

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      The middle one XD

  • OK NOW I WANT A BUNCH OF BUNEARY VARIANTS. You could have vanilla(original), blueberry(blue), strawberry(the pink shiny form), lime(green), lemon(yellow), chocolate(dark brown) and mint(red and white)!

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/df59d0ff808e1217150bf2c07f97c1b4/tumblr_oayq91vQVZ1tqq60uo1_1280.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      they should invent pokemon safe dyes

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Blueneary

    • Ultron

      The best buneary is a dead buneary

      • did… did you and Earthen swap accounts?

        • Ultron

          Maybe we’ve been the same person all along.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I know how to test
            Volcarona is shit

          • Ultron

            Me hit with rock it die

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Holy crap it’s Earthen
            So you will say “Volcarona is the worst pokemon to ever exist?”
            Say it or you’re not Earthen

          • Ultron

            Pfff Earthen wouldn’t say that. Even he must acknowledge our overlord moth’s power

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            AHA! GOTChU

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Can somebody tell me wtf Torracat’s punch is considering it can’t use fire punch, sucker punch, or really ANY move with the word punch in it?

    • Fruit

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It doesn’t have access to that

        • no just… just give him some fruitpunch

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Do you really think that disproportionate cat could even drink out of a cup? Or a bottle?

          • just pour it into a bowl

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Do you really wanna waste time doing that when you have 19 1/2 better starters to chill with?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      It’s not a punch it’s a punchline

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It can’t be, could you properly draw a line with hands that size?

    • EarthenWarrior

      useless Pokedex flavor text

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Than what the hell are the arm paws for?

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Anyone have a Cryogonal costume? I wanna dress up as a special snowflake, and cryogonal is a special attacking snowflake

    • the only clever “Special Snowflake” joke

      10/10

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Thanks! 😀

    • The singular Kuppo™

      This pun hurts so much…. and I love it

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I knooowwwwww

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Now I know why they call them “punchline” >~<

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Ouuuuch, don’t get hurt
            Besides, no pain no gain right?

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Fun fact: I actually LOVE Cryogonal…. I think I’m the only person who does

    • it looks weird

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It’s amusing to me cause it looks pissed off
        Like I could see a christmas carol going on and this thing just pops up and it’s like
        “STOP THIS RACKET OR I’LL FREEZE ALL YE WHIPPERSNAPPERS SOLID!”

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Yes you are

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        ;~; But grandpa snowflek…

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Well… I’m also probably the only one here who loves Beheeyem

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            No, no no no
            I do

          • The singular Kuppo™

            :0

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It’s awesome!

  • EarthenWarrior

    ughhhuuuuuughhhhhhhhh i did it….i bought the Grand Expedition Yak for a whopping 120k of gold
    http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/331537-grand-expedition-yak.jpg

  • fuck gliscore
    sorry that was rude
    I am very upset about the events that transpired concerning a Gliscore
    http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7uu-532508089

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      I thik you may have misplayed a tiny bit
      Did you have Aria?

      • Why would I use Aria over Surf?

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          Aria works like hype voice , it hits pass sub

    • Ultron

      Can someone explain why gliscor is so good

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Can somebody please spell it right? XD

        • Ultron

          Damn, added an extra e

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Both of you did

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Spel wat raight¿

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Awl uv eet

      • EarthenWarrior

        because it has stupidly annoying defense and access to an extremely abuse-able ability

        • Ultron

          Poison heal?

          • EarthenWarrior

            yeah, switch it get poisoned and you don’t have to worry about status and you get frea healz

          • Ultron

            Could you give it leftovers in doubles and then have your partner mon poison it? So it’d get like double healing every turn?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I still love Gliscor, my favourite ground type :3

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        ….. Did you not see Starstorms ground type?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          It’s mega is pretty good…..

          Oh wait

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            IT WOULD BE ;~;

          • I would use that mega

            IF IT HAD ONE

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I would too

          • Ultron

            I don’t feel like looking, but I feel like we’re talking about flygon

      • EarthenWarrior

        oh yeah tell me all the reasons you like it, why make it your favorite ground type
        were flying slots already used

        i swear in most favorite type charts its always Swampert, Flygon or Garchomp i seriously doubt people like them for their association of the earth

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          I actually believe Flygon would make a plausible ground/bug type

          • EarthenWarrior

            well i disagree

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Why so?

          • EarthenWarrior

            because just because it looks like a bug mean is is one, and Flygon’s line revolves around Sand

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I know it would be Ground still
            I mean it’s LITERALLY based on a bug

          • Ultron

            And just because it looks like a dragon doesn’t mean it should be one either. But a sandlion is a type of insect…so it makes more sense.

          • EarthenWarrior

            and i’ve said Antlions and Dragonflies are also called Sand Dragons
            Sand = ground, Dragon = Dragon

            it does very little insect stufff
            Burrowing pit traps = ground
            Vibrava is a slight complication
            but Flygon is all about sandstorms

          • Ultron

            Okay, and here’s where the hypocrisy sets in. You’ve told me Yanmega should not be bug/dragon just because it’s based on a DRAGONfly, yet when flygon is based on a “sand dragon,” (which antlions are only mistakenly called) it’s perfectly fine for it to be a dragon type. Just own up to the fact that ground/bug makes more biological sense.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Ultron, Volcarona fits you
            It’s not the only one who burns things

          • Ultron
          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yes, atta boi

          • EarthenWarrior

            my only rebuttal is this one is meant to be a dragon and built like one while Yanmega though being a dragonfly is not a dragon

          • Ultron

            Mega yanmega could be made to be a dragon

          • EarthenWarrior

            it could

          • Ultron

            Its dragon typing is basically GF not understanding that Flygon’s concept, a Sandlion, is not a type of dragonfly.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Exactly
            SO do you agree with my typing choice?

          • Ultron

            Hell fucking yes I do. It should 1000% be ground/bug

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I secretly wanted it to get quiver dance and a “bugalate” ability
            One word: Boomburst

          • EarthenWarrior

            As much as i would love Quiver Dance its only for butterflies

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Volcarona’s a moth
            Masquerain’s a ….. thingy
            Pheramosa is a sexualized cockroach

          • Sexualized CockRoach?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            That’s fun XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            Moths are in the same category
            masquriane is a moth too
            granted Pheramosa isn’t a butterfly them legs gives it elegant movements whuch is why Lilligant gets it too, but i prefer if butterflies only got it

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            And Flygon isn’t elegant?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i prefer spiritual

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It’s both

          • Ultron

            All it has to do with is flapping wings. Quiver: flap or tremble rapidly

          • Ultron
          • Ultron

            They need to retcon its typing along witha few others. It’s just stupid. Leave the ground/dragon to zygarde and garchomp. Too bad they’ll never do it. They’ll just leave flygon as is: relatively useless.

          • Ultron

            Earthen and I have been in this argument before, and I won so there’s no need to start it up again/

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I see ground bug so…
            Also, bugilate boomburst

          • EarthenWarrior

            excuse me?

          • Ultron

            We had this conversation a long time ago and I basically destroyed you.

          • EarthenWarrior

            it is to laugh

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Or dragon/bug

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Nope.. I personally hate that idea
            The whole “Idea” of Flygon is being a “Desert Mirage” type of pokemon
            It would make no sense for its mega to just drop the desert idea like that

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Meh, I just like it because it’s one of the few grounds type whose design appeal more to me n’stuff

  • OH NO BIBERAL CAN GET X3 ATTACK WITH ONE SWORDS DANCE

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues
    • THAT FIRST ONE WAS PERFECT

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Any of these would work

    • MenacingCascoon

      I think it’s because GF likes to go SUPER far left with their designs, so they dont want it looking like any of these ‘basic designs’ by just changing the appeearence slightly. RIP Mega Flygon dreams

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        “Sableye”
        “Altaria”

        You cannot tell me one of these wouldn’t work

    • Ultron

      No no no. I have yet to see a decent mega flygon.
      I do like this one, although it’s a big overdesigned and perhaps random
      https://pokecharms.com/data/attachment-files/2014/11/142878_Flygon_-_Mega_Evolution.png

    • EarthenWarrior

      this is my mega flygon design

      -first of all its body stays relatively the same
      -its eye covers get a neon green ring
      -its antenna get a red dew
      – its wings split in half and they are translucent green
      -its feet gain claws
      -from its neck to its tail barb like spines

      now onto stats
      it gains a significant boost to speed and Special Attack
      and for added measures it now has a HA of Sand Stream and its Mega Ability is Sand Rush

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I loved all of this until I saw its ability

        • EarthenWarrior

          dude how could that not be good
          enters battle a sandstorm blows in
          Mega Evolves into Mega Flygon it outspeeds everything with Sand Rush what possible ability would be better

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I honestly would hope to build more on the idea that it is called the “Desert spirit” and give it more of a mystical ability. Flygon is not a very brute force pokemon

          • EarthenWarrior

            well how is speed brute force

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I’m just saying it should get a more mystical type of ability
            I actual will agree with Sand stream though, that does fit

          • EarthenWarrior

            you do realize called the mystic Pokemon because of the sound it makes by flapping its wings right? add a shroud of a sandstorm and it would be like a spirit of the desert

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I know, I’m just saying while sand stream fits I feel as if another aability would work better

      • Ultron

        But it gets DD now, so why boost special attack.

        • EarthenWarrior

          BECAUSE
          if you run physical you only get
          Dragon Claw
          Earthquake
          Rock Slide
          and Steel Wing i guess
          that is literally the only physical moves worth running

          But special
          dragon Pulse
          earth power
          giga drain
          bug buzz
          boomburst
          flamethrower
          just more variety

          • Ultron

            So give it quiver dance.

          • EarthenWarrior

            we can’t

          • Ultron

            GF should

          • EarthenWarrior

            you know their ways are shrouded with annoying mystery

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            MAAAANTINEEE NOW GETS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOST

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean….it still technically could…y’know land on the ground and rest….

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            SILVALLLLLY GETS STEEEEEEEEEEL WIIIING

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Silvally shouldn’t STEEL other Pokemon’s signature moves

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            But most mons already have it

          • EarthenWarrior

            maybe it uses it cockatiel thingy

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            No…. no it does not… that is not a wing, I do not care what anyone says
            Also, Drampa gets it, can someone explain how this wingless creature uses steel wing
            How about Beeheyem?

          • EarthenWarrior

            well Drampa learns fly naturally…..maybe it just floats or catchs drafts with its fur and glides on them….

            The beeheyem thing i can explain because the TM was originally Ally Switch and they never removed the tm from its learnset

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Why not? :3

          • Ultron

            -Looks at Golduck-

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Meh, I still don’t like these flygon megas

    • The PinSir

      Loving that last one

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Same! Though I could see it being a more digital version

        • The PinSir

          It definitely gives off a feel of it being a mystical desert being, which makes up of what Flygon is perfectly

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Exactly!

  • @IntimidatingWurmple:disqus Heeeeyyy fam, ya wanna unban Mega-Mawile just for me?

  • The PinSir

    Yo, I just thought of an amazing Pokemon fusion:

    Flygon + Complete Zygarde

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Who needs megas when you have this cheap tactic to make weaker ground/dragon Pokemons stronger

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Complete Flygarde

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    TFW you realize Incineroar won’t get sucker punch because it’s in the same egg group as a ton of mons who do and doesn’t get it, despite them getting it

    • The singular Kuppo™

      So that’s why Incineroar sucks at punching

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It also sucks at taking them

    • Ultron

      I feel like it makes sense with its wrestling and sinister descriptions, but, you know, whatever. Leave the sucker punchin’ to honchy I guess

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        And wormadam who has nothing remotely resembling an arm or a hand

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s head penis thing

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            That’s not punching
            No no no.. I REFUSE to believe that

          • EarthenWarrior

            wait are you talking about Sucker punch? or Knock Off

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Sucker punch…. wormadam gets fucking sucker punch

          • The singular Kuppo™

            And skitty :3

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            At least it has actual limbs

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh then it literally means it does any kind of attack

            Sucker Punch isn’t a literal Punch it just a surprise attack
            and i’m right because no boost because of iron fist

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Than how tf does Wormadam use it still….. that thing isn’t moving for shit

        • Ultron

          How does it get suckerpunch lmao

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It just does… cause fuck logic XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            it’s hanging there, you pay no mind, then WHAM
            it flings itself at you and a unexpected burst of speed

          • Ultron

            Wormadam broke character

          • EarthenWarrior

            you do realize their not immobile

          • Ultron

            Still slow and dumb

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Sucker Punch means surprise attack in Japanese….. So you don’t need to have arms

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            But still… wormadam…

          • EarthenWarrior

            who honestly cares, hell heatmor has a signature move i’d kill to be more common

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Everyone would
            Moral of the story: Fuck wormadam

          • EarthenWarrior

            worst pokemon ever…next to Simisear

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Out of the three monkeys, simisage is probably the only decent one

          • I prefer Simipour

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            There is litearlly no way to argue against this

          • EarthenWarrior

            totes, that pompadour

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yes

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Who, btw, is actually the least popular

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Pokemon period

          • Ultron

            What is that?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            HEAT LASH

          • Ultron

            Fire lash*

            I was looking in the wrong generation. That’s a really random addition honestly.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            True

    • EarthenWarrior

      i rather it just have knock off, granted Darkest Lariat would be useful in stopping Sigilyph’s cosmic power

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    That moment you realize a pokemon you like is trash so you make a fursona out of it and teach people that the competitive scene is garbage and tell people about fury cutter venasaurs, all with the grace of a six year old

    • Zoroark is still rad though

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        True true
        But that wasn’t the point, the meme was

    • The singular Kuppo™

      My relationship deal with Midnight Lycanroc in a nutshell

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Oh god XD

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    WORMADAM GETS QUIVER DANCE GAIS

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      ur profile pic makes that comment better

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It’s got to XD

    • The singular Kuppo™

      SURPRISE!!!

      that’s the reason wormadam gets sucker Punch (surprise attack) XD

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        That is actually the best reason I’ve heard

    • Ultron

      Don’t even need to watch the video to do that.

      • Listen here, you little shit

        • Ultron

          hehe :3

      • EarthenWarrior

        that’s not nice,
        you gotta mock her on several levels

        • Ultron

          That’s your job

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m on break can’t you get somebody from lower management to do that, Johnson owes me one

          • Ultron

            You are lower management to me

          • EarthenWarrior

            you cheeky

          • Ultron

            I’m feeling savage today

          • EarthenWarrior

            just you wait bionic boy, i’ll get some sugar and caffeine in me later and tear you several new ones

          • Can someone just insult me already?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dumb Ho

          • get it…

            dumb ho

            dumbo

          • EarthenWarrior

            i honestly don’t care you puke stained spawn of a bloody rag,

          • But my puns boi

          • EarthenWarrior

            Bite me

          • No thanks, too much salt

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            FUCK YOU FOR BEING TO FUCKING NICE!!
            You’re far too hard to insult without making me feel guilty

          • too*

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            My bad
            But seriously.. you’re two nice

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            ;3

          • Aww you’re so sweet, but I’m going to have to fire you if you can’t insult me

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            uMMMM……. You hate Toucannon so you’re an abomination to the rainforest?

          • Ultron

            Omg Toucannon, I love Toucannon.

          • This is the biggest insult on the site

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You know you love it

          • I know I love hating it

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Love Hating that you love it

          • Love Hating that I Love Pikipek but Hate Toucannon

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Nah

          • Why did they ruin Pikipek…

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            They made it better

          • Ultron

            Let’s be real, the only bad thing about that line is trumbeak

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            Indeed

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I do tooo

          • The singular Kuppo™

            We should make it the new website mascot

          • Then if you roll over it, it changes to my tears

          • Ultron

            CAN WE

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I hope we can

          • Ultron

            I await it

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Fuck it I’ll fire you both

          • EarthenWarrior

            HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
            hey Ultron get a load of this,
            a grunt firing us

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I can commune with ghosts
            Plus, I made you refer to yourself and Ultron as a unit, therefore, you guys are now a shipping by internet standards
            Checkmate, as they say “Biyotch”

          • EarthenWarrior

            you kidding i’m clearly ranked higher than you both

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You used the word “us”
            Watch your diction
            Eartron is the shipping name

          • Ultron

            Hilarious

          • Ultron
          • EarthenWarrior

            you may be the honcho
            But I’m the King

          • Ultron

            You’re more like that drunk ground soldier that I permit to stay here just to humor myself

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Literally, being dirt is the position

          • EarthenWarrior

            excuse me?
            I’m The mighty Earthen, the violent and savage Warlord, conqueror of lives and bringer of pain!
            Nobody is my equal and all are lesser!
            My very presence shakes the Earth!

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            The only thing shaking is some scientist knowing his failed experiment got lose

          • EarthenWarrior

            The same thing could be said about Doomsday, where is he now?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Certainly not in real life, that’s for sure

          • Ultron
          • EarthenWarrior

            that movie never existed we can sum up that movie with this picture alone
            https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6a/85/03/6a85033005c3cef48f015dcb43bb1de9.jpg

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            MAAHRTHA

          • Ultron
          • Ultron
          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please a failed experiment is always code for badass mega super creature who broke free and is roaming around unchecked
            violently destroying everything

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            That’s a cliched plotline, do better
            Grade: F for FUCKING TERRIBLE

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh great you’re back

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            I am indeed

          • EarthenWarrior

            what happened to your little hiatus

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            It’s seraph you dumbass

          • EarthenWarrior

            well how am i honestly supposed to know
            Just change it back to Seraph and stop with this username spree

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            Nah

          • EarthenWarrior

            well your dead to me, have fun in hell

          • Remember this guys?

            Wasn’t I already?

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      The real issue I had was the turn one signal beam

      • That was probably a misclick on their part

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          Doubt it

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Team rocket’s Mimikyu used curse!
    Mimikyu: F**king yellow son of a b*tch mouse, I’ll f**king kill everyone you love
    It’s super effective

    • EarthenWarrior

      actually Jessie’s Mimikyu flat out refuses to fight unless Pikachu is the opponent

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I know, the mouse is pikachu

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Ow the (Stone) edge

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        In japan it’s called “edgy rock”

    • Ultron

      What if this is the season Team Rocket gives up on hunting pikachu because Jessie learns that Mimikyu is enough for her

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        PLEASE

        • Ultron

          …and then mimikyu leaves her to be with ash

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Oh god

          • Ultron

            That would be the saltiest thing to ever happen in the world

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Seriously

      • EarthenWarrior

        well unless Mimikyu straight up murders it

        • Ultron

          And wears its skin

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    All I want is an animation of a dancing Goomy using rain dance

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Out of all curiosity
    How much do you vary the bond between you and your starter?

    • EarthenWarrior

      depends on the pokemon
      I’ve shown the most bonding between my Emboar and Chesnaught
      but i’ve also feel something with Infernape and Torterra and Incineroar

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Chesnaught is so correct it’s actually insane

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The bond between me and my starters are comparable to the bond between bonding guy and the main character in X&Y

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Huh…….

      • The singular Kuppo™

        ITS BONDING TIME

        /╲/╭( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╮/╱

    • MenacingCascoon

      Depends on when.
      Until mid generation5 I cared for the start so much that I barely let it leave my party. Also I made sure it was always the highest level. Now I dont really care what happens post game

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Huh….

    • Ultron

      Depends. I felt nothing for the gen 5&6 starters. Idk, starters are never really that important to me. I think it’s more fun not to use them

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It honestly depends on the starter for me

        • Ultron

          I feel the strongest connection to gen 4 starters, I usually never pass them up

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I feel that to gen 3, and half of gen 7
            And one from each other gen besides 2 and 5

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Liquid voice makes zero sense to me…. all I can see is a Primarina vomiting up musical water vomit

  • Ultron

    -walking around in the dark of Rock Tunnel-

    !

    “Um…do you know about pokemon cosplay?”

    o.o

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Tfw you realize your fangame has created Whitney’s miltank but worse

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Seraph is an evil mastermind confirmed

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It basically has an ability making the already strong move it has do more each turn, only for that same move to be a recovery move

    • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron
    • The singular Kuppo™

      Somebody help, Seraph has just become a bird

      • A gaggle of Bourgeese

        It’s a pun
        Bourgeois
        Bourgeese
        The pronunciation

        • EarthenWarrior

          wait i thought you was Fairy

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            (Facepalm)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          You suddenly changing your username for something random made me remember certain user 😐

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            MAybe

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Btw nice pun lol

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            Thanks! 😀

          • Ultron

            The only nice thing about that pun is that it’s over

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            It’s not, not in the slightest

        • TheNintendoChip

          Idk if I’m missing something, but the “geois” part of bourgeois is not pronounced like geese…?

          • A gaggle of Bourgeese

            Just go with it
            I’m pretty sure the end parts rhymes or I’ve been saying it wrong

          • TheNintendoChip

            The end is pronounced like “wah”
            The best I can do to show how to pronounce the entire word is “Boodge-Wah”

          • Remember this guys?

            I thought it was pronounced
            Boodge-wah-eese

          • TheNintendoChip

            That’s bourgeoisie. One’s an adjective, the other a noun. Kind of stupid but w/e

          • Remember this guys?

            Craaaap

  • Remember this guys?
    • The singular Kuppo™

      No, I don’t remember this guy…But this gif is super adorable omg I want the Marshadow event even more now

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        IKR!? ASFAFSDA

      • Ultron

        I feel like we’ll get Marshadow in late fall, if stars is real and has new pokemon

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          AFsFs

          • Ultron

            WUT

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Freaking out

          • The singular Kuppo™

            A-h!
            F-or the
            S-ake of my
            F-reaking
            S-eraph

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yesh

  • Ultron

    Oh, no. My Mr. Mime is so high leveled that it won’t obey me now Dx WHY

    • The singular Kuppo™

      He’s a rebel

      • Ultron

        This isn’t fair ;-; Why doesn’t lt. surges badge raise the trade level cap?

    • EarthenWarrior

      go fucking level something else ya twit
      you can’t live off Mr. Mime alone

      • Ultron

        Well I’m in rock tunnel and only have 3: Wartortle, Weepinbell, and Mr. Mime. They’re all level 32. I can’t get Vulpix and Cubone till I get out of here. And then aerodactyl comes much later

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Smogon is trying to ban standard dugtrio to ubers……

    • MenacingCascoon

      Arena Trap too OP

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Why… it doesn’t deserve it

    • waht

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yeah..

    • The singular Kuppo™
      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yep… it’s in suspect testing right now

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Will dugtrio find an use in Ubers, we’ll see in the next episode of:

          Smogon adventures

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            #darkraiisstillubersviablerightguys

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Speaking of which if you are here in around an hour I can give you the one I caught.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yeah

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    so i made it onto CND Vlogs

    • TheNintendoChip

      Idk what that is, but cool!

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        its a youtuber whos waiting on line for the switch for a whole month

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Really?!?! :O

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        yea 😛 I wouldn’t lie

    • kids next door

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      That’s awesome! Haven’t seen it yet today lol

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        yall are stupid

        • Christinatandrews

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj404d:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !mj404d:
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  • EarthenWarrior

    hehehehehehe i got some Showdown guy frothing mad, he’s complaining that Dark types (My Crawdaunt) weren’t affected by Prankster Thunder Wave and i thrashed him because of it, also for good measures he’s angry because i spored him

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    hey earthen did u see the Deluxe collector edition guide of BotW

    • Earthen Warrior a few seconds ago

      feh I already bought it feh feh

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma
      • EarthenWarrior

        I bought the collectors edition so there’s a even better one….

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          yes theres a better one, and the collector edition price dropped to $23

          • EarthenWarrior

            #&@$?$&@&$$?$&@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!! OK I AM DONE, STOP FUCKING WITH ME NINTENDO I AM A LOYAL DEVOTED FAN SINCE BIRTH AND I BUY YOUR MASTERPIECES WITH A SMILE BUT STOP MAKING MORE AND BETTER STUFF AFTER I BUY THEM

      • EarthenWarrior

        You do a terrible Earthen impression
        You were hardly angry and at no time did you try to disembowel somebody with a pizza cutter

        • *smacks*
          bite me

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Double erotic comments!?

          • If you’re into that

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ehh I like it rough, but finding a gal who actually can wrestle a bear is the real battle

          • If you wrestled a bear then you would be dead in a second. It would drag your endtrails half a mile to feed them to its cubs while wearing your skin as a little bear hat

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I wrestled a bear once… I snapped it’s neck at the end

          • EarthenWarrior

            Some original material you floofy haired maguffin

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Eat some dirt

          • Ok then do a Star impression

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Clears throat*
            *Grabs a mic*

            “Lesbian”

            *Puts mic away and walks off stage*

          • ….
            shit… if you changed your profile to match mine literally no one would be able to tell us apart.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Kinda a low blow Imo
            Kinda fits someone who likes ground though, being that the ground is the lowest you can go

          • EarthenWarrior

            I never would insult anyone’s sexuality

          • it’s fine, fam
            he wasn’t insulting my sexuality its all good :3

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh….
            Welp…
            Defensive mode Seraph is disengaged
            (Wait who would marry me anyways? I’m trash)

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Some crappy Pokemon jokes:

    Poke-puns:
    “I can”t Bayleef it’s not butter!”
    “It’s time to SEEL the deal”
    “How did I draw Articuno so well? Simple, I Moltres’d it from a template.”
    “I swatted the VIbrava away, now it’s flyGONE
    “Don’t copy me! I’ll Mimikyu!”

    Abilities/Natures:
    “Don’t be so modest! Your attack is dropping!”
    “So quick to get scared, he’s a little timid”
    “The Brave ones can be a little slow in the head”

    • Buzzwole off

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Too easy

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      eat a diglett

    • EarthenWarrior

      This is part of the show where Earthen murders Seraph

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        But it’s not a show
        And I’m already dead

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Pokejungle AMusement park:
    Enjoy the Earthen “Fehris Wheel”
    The “Storm among the Stars” roller coaster
    and the
    “Spooky Spectre” haunted house

    • My ride is just a loop with no hills or anything and it is just me on the loud speaker ranting about how poorly written Lapis Lazuli is or how frustrating competitive battling is or what ever else I’m all salty about

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        downward part of the loop is a rant on why you hate toucannon

      • Ultron

        You think lapis is poorly written? She just needs more attention and growth

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      Govnah’s Circus show

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Can ya punify that?

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          Govnado whirl or twirl

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Pretty much XD

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            MY NAME ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH YOU KNOW
            YALL ARE STUPID…
            *slams door*

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            That;s beautiful though

    • Ultron

      Volcarona’s Fiery Carousel!

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Hmmm

        • Ultron

          D:

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Can ya punify it too? I’m curious

          • Ultron

            Bumper Caronas!

            xD

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            YES XD

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Ooh I remeber the idea I had a while ago. No idea for the name, but you start off in an egg and close to the ground, but you end up soaring around high in the sky. A coaster based on the evo cycle of a Togekiss.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Hmmmmm… we gotta get a name
        That’s cool though

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        Ithsme world

  • EarthenWarrior

    With all stupidity aside
    Govnor front and center

    Give me a link to that new collectors edition

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      its not available yet

    • Stupidity can’t be pushed aside. You just gotta sludge through it

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        You need some butter and a rolling pin too

    • Ultron

      No buying things

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        feh

      • EarthenWarrior

        This does not concern you, I want to see if I can cancel my order and get the bigger one

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    all this talk about money and fehing makes ya boi want the switch rn. Welp 19 days to go

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Hey guys, I’m trying to find a trashcan for my room that would match my brown desk, do you think this one works?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0241b7af82a93bb3eff90c903e54f95fced6599db2c4fc237af3ff1f779b12c6.jpg

    • Lol why are we all harassing Earthen now?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Harassing Earthen? I’m just stating the truth

  • MenacingCascoon

    Another Valentine Love Question
    What pokemon design do you love, but it sucks competitively? Vice versa
    What pokemon do you love to use online, but it is bad looking?

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      1. Fucking Golisopod….
      2. I like every mon I use

    • Furret Furret Furret Furret FURETT

      So cuuuuuuuttte but I have tried and failed to use it competitively for two years

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Furret is adorable, and I shall try and make it work!

    • EarthenWarrior

      Siiiigh Rhyperior is my mirror image
      Big, heavy, physical strong, headstrong and full of flaws but those flaws get in the way of victory

      And……ughhhh I truly hate to say this Slurpuff, I run it in my OU team as a secret weapon and I hate myself because of it

      • MenacingCascoon

        But Slurpuff is so adorable, it’s my favorite fairy type

        • EarthenWarrior

          Feh it’s just lucky it has access to one of the tankiest buffs in the game, unburden and a way to deal more damage, only two three things give it trouble well Four since Salazzle is a thing

          • MenacingCascoon

            I used to use the belly drum set. I remember you were the first victim to it. BAck when Fairy was my favorite type. XY days, good times. I wish people battled like they used to

          • EarthenWarrior

            Screw that cookie cutter set I’m talking about a dual tank that outspeeds anything and sucks health out of those unprepared
            http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-401686149

          • MenacingCascoon

            Mine was a dual tank too. But I just used play rough instead of draining kiss

          • EarthenWarrior

            Well regardless this thing is my set and mine alone

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        SO HE ADMITS IT’S TRASH 😀

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’ve said countless times that Rhyperior cannot survive in competitive so can it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Trash can it ? Like Where it belongs?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Fuck you

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Hey, you insult ghosts, so I insult this

          • EarthenWarrior

            Since when

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Well, you don’t like them, and you take pleasure in slaughtering their montype so…. that’s enough for me

          • EarthenWarrior

            I slaughter them because you all spam Will-o-wisp

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Not all of us, like Marshadows, Gengars, Decidueye

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gengar is still lethal but now it can’t weasel out of Earthquake anymore

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Not all ghosts need levitate

          • EarthenWarrior

            Gengar did

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Eh, look at mega gar

          • EarthenWarrior

            It was so freaking broken
            Stupid high speed and special attack and shadow tag

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yep! It makes my race proud!

          • idk if ghosts are really a race

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            We are one

    • MenacingCascoon

      I love Aurorus design, it’s so cool and the shiny is probably my top ten shinies. It’s such a cool pokemon! But competitively it’s actually trash. The million weaknesses with horrible defenses and offenses. It’s a disgrace.

      Usually I like all the pokemon I use design (There are very few pokemon designs I dont like), but I really dislike LandoT design. The white rock on its head and the mustache is just so hideous to me. But it’s so good competitively I use it rarely but I use it.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Lando t is garbage as a design

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    How to make a trash pokemon in 5 steps
    1. Look at a house hold appliance
    2. Instead of giving it a creative story like Chandelure, settle on doing something really stupid, like covering it in ice
    3. Make it ice or rock type
    4. Give it absolute trash stats besides physical ones
    5. Give it no recovery
    (additional option: Choose the name Avalugg)

    • MenacingCascoon

      Avalug gets recover

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Wait it does? Crap….
        I feel stupid now
        Eh… it’s still trash

        • EarthenWarrior

          Just stop

        • Monkeyfuzz

          It also can have Ice Body, which is by no means brilliant but is a form of recovery.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Indeed

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Btw I’m online now if you want ‘trio.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Okay! Whaddya want in return?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Don’t know, any apricorn ball Pokemon? If not maybe a cap or something.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Sure! I’ll get ya somethin

          • Monkeyfuzz

            OK just let me know when you’re in plaza, I think I have you added still.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Okay!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Actually, is there a competitive 7th gen mon you want?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Not really, I can breed most anything myself.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Dangit
            Okay, I’ll just whip something up and I’ll be on momentarily!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            HerE!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            My bad, heading there now.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Thanks, are you sure you don’t need the Fast Ball?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I’m sure!

        • Ultron

          Yeah it still sucks

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Avalugg
            Aka: Ice and easy to kill

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Hey cascoon can I have the link to that survey from earlier today? I saw it but didn’t have time to take it yet.

  • lukas

    I have an off-topic question, do you guys know when will the anime start airing in the US?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      No idea. How long has it been since XYZ finished in US?

      • lukas

        3 weeks at least

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Hmm, it should start soon I guess.

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            boi u dont know anything

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          Disney XD is currently showing the X/Y anime for some reason

          • lukas

            That’s an even more confusing fact

  • blkehgg i hate it when I start an art piece and get worn out after just doing the sketch .-.

    • EarthenWarrior

      similar to drawing one of my most flamboyant characters ever only to half ass his face

      He goes by Captain Quincy Daylarose Tisdale, a flamboyant Pirate captain
      He has a extremely svelte figure with a maroon magenta outfit complete with a big fancy hat, and hot pink hair and rouge lipstick

      Despite his flighty ways he’s actually a incredibly talented and successful strategist, navigator and master fencer, with his iconic weapon, the Rose’s Wrath a Sword claimed to be created by a goddess of beauty

      • I’m drawing a thing from Series of Unfortunate Events because that last scene was so good. So I have three characters to draw and color and I gotta do the background and I have to get the color scheme right and stuff. I think I’ll go ahead and do my homework so I can want to die for a bit and come back to this

        • EarthenWarrior

          i might as well make it my “Gym Watching” series, i got nothing to watch until the new Season of HTTYD Race to the Edge airs Friday

          • Have you read the books?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i have not

          • Oh, well it’s fantastic even if you haven’t read the books (a certain twist is actually better if you haven’t, but the books are really great. I started reading them since the show just came out for the first time in years and they’re just so good

          • EarthenWarrior

            Reading gives me gas

          • Reading is rad

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      no you are stupid

    • YES

  • Ultron

    Training this vulpix is the worst. Why can’t leafgreen have Growlithe ugh

    • EarthenWarrior

      why can’t Fire Red have Sandshrew

      • Ultron

        why can’t we get rid of version exclusives

        • EarthenWarrior

          1: because one its a reason to have two games,
          and the one after one: don’t forget size limitations

          • Ultron

            I knowww, but it still sucks. Especially pre gen 4

          • EarthenWarrior

            i know do you know how hard 5 Year old Earthen looked in Red for a Sandshrew?
            days……its the pokemon he always always wanted
            http://pre07.deviantart.net/35e5/th/pre/f/2016/257/d/e/image_by_0arkangel-dahnyqt.jpg

          • Ultron

            Well that’s unfortunate. Hopefully you went with cubone instead

          • EarthenWarrior

            never found one either

          • Ultron

            That’s unfortunate

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    @starstorm295:disqus I just heard a English translation of a Japanese song use the word “rad”
    Please end my life

    • EarthenWarrior

      would you rather die of being crushed by a boulder or digested?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Neither of those

        • EarthenWarrior

          it’s on my lists of interesting ways to die

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I prefer one that doesn’t go into weird fetish category

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s like 90% of mine

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Hence, why I choose my own deaths

      • … so like… digested by what

        • EarthenWarrior

          like whatever we have available

          • I need something more specific. Because if it’s like a giant spider or something then I will gladly take the boulder

      • Gamer Dragon07

        *shifts eyes uneasily and raises hand* I’ll take digestion

    • It’s only okay to say Rad when you’re me or a totally rad dude

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        But it wasn’t rad when they did it

      • TheNintendoChip

        My roommate and I went to Krispy Kreme the other day (about 15 mins walk from campus). We passed by some graffiti, and one part just had the word “Rad”. I thought of you

        • 😀
          I may never finish Rad Red but it has changed me forever… It has made me the raddest girl around

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Speaking of, I wanna be Spectrad

          • wut

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Instead of spectral
            It’s SpectRAD

          • ok

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    During my previous attempt to trigger Earthen, (I searched Rhyperior is trash) I came across a pic of a cryogonal and this gem. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebb708411801c7b944f2927488dcbaa5e4866d4539c18420f4f6fdedfcec1af6.png

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        At this point? XD

    • Monkeyfuzz

      All Pichu should be like the one on the right.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yes, yes they should :3

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I mean their right, the funny eared one. Then there can be a shiny version of that.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            huh…. Cool!!

      • but…. spiky

        • Monkeyfuzz

          That’s what I meant, their right, our left. I am so tired orz

  • scheduling classes is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    and by that I mean I feel like I’m fucking everything up

    • TheNintendoChip

      Wait till you get to college and if you mess up, you’ll probably get screwed one way or another.
      In high school, the only problem I had w/scheduling was I wanted to take AP Calc BC my senior year, but technically didn’t have all the pre-reqs completed (it’s really just completion of Pre-Calc., which I did in the form of IB Math year 1. But for IB, we have the additional requirement of completing IB Math year 2, which I hadn’t done :/).
      Fought with administration on that one for a while, caused quite an ordeal.

      • I need like a step by step thing for this. I have all my core classes but I have an open space and idk if there is a class I need to take specifically or if I can just throw in another elective

        • TheNintendoChip

          You can probably find your graduation requirements on your schools webpage somewhere. I know for me it was 4 years of a foreign language + other core classes, a certain amount of electives, and a couple specific classes (Gov/Econ, P.E., etc.)

          • Oh, goodpoint. I should double check that

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I’m fighting that exact same battle over on my end. I made the stupid decision not to test out of Algebra 1 in freshman year, and now I can’t take BC calc. I think it’s stupid how some uninformed decision I made before I even came to the school effects my ability to take classes I want. -_-

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Lol I’m literally just loading all the open spaces in my schedule with computer science classes. I’m fairly sure that by the end there will only have been one class I didn’t take, which I’m not interested in (computer security). I’ve never had a free period and don’t think I will until senior year.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
  • EarthenWarrior

    well i’m going to bed, tonight is dead

  • EarthenWarrior
  • The PinSir

    Comment Question: Favorite OST from Gen 5?

  • Anyone here?

    • Ariel

      Just me 😛

  • Ariel

    Glad I skipped the game on Wii U hope it does come to the switch

    • I honestly didn’t enjoy the game much. But I suppose I DID just play it once and never played it again

      • Ariel

        Well crap that’s discouraging. Do you know if it has a demo?

        • Nope :/

          • Ariel

            Yikes, and knowing Nintendo it’s gonna be expensive af. I’ll probably skip it like I’m skipping Mario Kart 8 DLX

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I found it very fun, it just needed a little more content because there were not all that many matchups and they got stale after a while
      These addons should liven things up

  • The PinSir

    Calling it a day on my Black run. Finished up fighting against Cheren and Bianca after defeating Burgh. This is the team so far:

    Pignite
    Male
    Lv 24
    Work Up
    Rollout
    Rock Smash
    Flame Charge

    Pansage (Vert)
    Male
    Lv 22
    Work Up
    Leech Seed
    Cut
    Vine Whip

    Munna
    Male
    Lv 23
    Psybeam
    Moonlight
    Defense Curl
    Yawn

    Whirlipede (Accelera)
    Female
    Lv 22
    Poison Tail
    Bug Bite
    Iron Defense
    Protect

    Herdier (Lloyd)
    Male
    Lv 23
    Odor Sleuth
    Retaliate
    Bite
    Take Down

    Tympole (Vibe)
    Male
    Lv 22
    Aqua Ring
    Supersonic
    Mud Shot
    BubbleBeam

    Overall, its been a very balanced team, with each one handling the others weakness perfectly. Pignite is pretty damn powerful, Pansage has great moves to use, Herdier stops everything in its tracks with Intimidate, Munna puts everything to sleep and then fires away with Psybeam, Tympole is a fast attacker that holds its ground, and Whirlipede is an excellent poison sweeper, weakening everything with Poison Point, then finishing it off with Poison Tail.

    I will say this is a very fun team to use, yet this run I’m trying to use as many Pokemon as I can (whom I haven’t used as much/ used in the very first run I did). I’m thinking of maybe replacing Munna with Sigilyph (for a flier), later putting in a Sawsbuck for Pansage, and then a Bisharp for Scolipede. Are this good ideas for my team or no? What’s your suggestions if you have any?

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Final 14!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      One of the best in the saga according to critics……….. unless you are talking about something else

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        XD
        Now it’s final 6
        These are my fanmon concepts.
        I currently have 6 more before my dex finally hits the goal of 300!

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Although some have very little detail, it gives me something to work with!

        • The singular Kuppo™

          My favourite in the whole saga.

          Also congrats on making all those mons 😀

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            😀 yay! Thanks

        • EarthenWarrior

          300? Damn I only had 131

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Ass Greninja is trash

    Don’t @ me

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhhhhhh is this the real world, brain no working correctly

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    It’s finally time
    (Inserts Pikipek in daycare)
    You’ve avoided me long enough

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well it’s early but I can’t help myself
    In the Eyanu Region there is an eternal struggle between keeping the land pure and the modern age advancing in technology resulting in unwanted pollution and sometimes it gets so bad undesirable life is born
    Wastenaught
    Poison/Steel
    The runoff Pkm
    Stench/Sturdy HA: Gooey
    now this Pokemon I can’t decide on a species theme and so far it was a acid slime ball living inside a melted trash can or a snail that used a trash can as a shell but I’m leaning towards Slime
    A sickly green amorphous Pokemon with sad bright yellow eyes and a mouth filled with pointed triangular teeth arranged like a sucker, it has a metallic shell and fragments of metal on its goopy arms and some what elephantine legs and when it pulls everything together it looks like a deformed trash can
    “Born from careless pollution Wastenaught are often mistreated because of their looks, despite that they are timid and easily startled often finding deserted places filled with garbage to eat”

    • EarthenWarrior

      and it’s evolution is a also a mystery
      it was called Rotcepticle and it is a literal dumpster maggot thing, a big fat gross slime worm with a melting steel shell and a leech like mouth, it has a voracious appetite and consumes anything inedible (strangely it does not eat people food) but they have a rather meek demeanor but the people of Eyanu let them eat waste but they as a species is extremely contained and few are allowed to live without trainers

      the other idea was a Turtle with a garbage barge on its back but i’m trying to stay on one theme

      • SpicyIce5

        I’ve had a super similar idea for a gen 8 game where the theme is Nature Vs Technology being the struggle to find the balance between the 2 in today’s world
        I made the region based on Africa (Kenya area more specifically/South Africa)
        Legends being a Robot Dragon and a Mokele mbembe Dino Cryptid

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Incineroar is NU… props to you

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Dragalge
    Comfey
    Alolan Persian
    Hoopa
    Pyukumuku
    Incineroar
    Vikavolt
    Mudsdale
    Salazzle
    Hawlucha (WTF)
    Minior
    This is all NU…

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Along with Cresselia

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Really?? Hoopa?!?!

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yep…

    • Minior?
      Salazzle?
      COMFEY?
      HOOPA?????

      WHAT IS SMOGON ANYMORE

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        IT GETS WORSE
        CRESSELIA

        HAWLUCHA, WHO WAS IN BL LAST GEN (basically OU) IS HERE

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    I would totally be the guy with the fried chicken to spite the FUCK out of PeTA. >:D
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/07f779b6201fd951f26e35bfb61b7034d7b8d464ae7398e0f14789b412c292ad.jpg

    • Ultron

      Okay, but what does this have to do with anything

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        i dunno :/

    • Stop

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma
    • Ultron

      Nice, although pyukumuku is forgettable af

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        I member it tho

        • Ultron

          No you don’t

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            what were we talking about again

          • Ultron

            Get back to sword hunting

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            no

          • Ultron

            Do it for me

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            ok 🙂

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Man Pyukumuku is great. I wish they had given it stats that better reflect it’s ability and background, but I love it’s design as well as it’s shiny lol

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      MY CHILD

    • Noice

  • EarthenWarrior

    Son of a fucking bitch, that’s 90 chains down the drain
    Misclicks are the fucking devil

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      what happened

      • EarthenWarrior

        I hit brick break instead of False Swipe I was hunting Stuffuls and it took me half an hour just to find one

        • Looks like you hit the breaks on that chain

          • EarthenWarrior

            I will murder you

          • Maybe try hacking one in? Actually don’t do that. You might brick your 3DS!

          • EarthenWarrior

            You’re pushing it

          • False

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Hey, at least you broke the Stuffuls screens
            And if you break the 3ds, you will break the screens than too

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          shit happens

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MILLIONS TIMES YES, ITS BEEN 3000 YEARS! BUT FINALLY https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93b98c8d4164542465450a30990014a17958cfaba239803b1dbbeb93b9204d3d.jpg

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Yay, finally dude!!! 😀

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        Sword (it took so long)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Swords (it was all worth it in the end 🙂

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            now i can start wimpod

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I wish you luck 😉

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      YAY!
      (Now for my Pikipek)

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        Get the Pikipek

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          I probably never will xd

    • Ultron

      I wish aegislash kept this color scheme

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        I did it for you tho

        • Ultron

          Ty bb

    • WWWOOOOOOO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

    • Barbarajogren

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj402d:
      On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
      !mj402d:
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    • Jaimedtorres

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj605d:
      On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
      !mj605d:
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  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Shout outs to smogon for
    1. Putting Trashroar in NU, like it belongs

    Fuck you to smogon for
    1. Dropping Hawlucha , Hoopa , Mudsdale CRESSELIA, , Minior, and Comfey to NU. Those won’t centralize the Meta at all -_-
    2. For dropping Araquanid back to RU after like two days… seriously… it belongs in UU… stop fucking around

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      Imma smack you if u keep disrespecting my favorite starter like that

      • Ultron

        Favorite starter…ever?

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          yep lol.

          • Ultron

            But why

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            I love the design? i love how it acts in Refresh, its just awesome to me

          • Ultron

            Well I’ll admit I like it more than I did at one point

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I hate it more and more

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Well it is in bottom tier

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I remember the times when people said that Incineroar belonged in NU, they unfortunately were right…

      Also cresselia in NU and araquanid in RU?? WTF?!?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yep XD
        Araquanid’s position depresses me. It’s caught in limbo between RU and UU

    • You can still use it in UU

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        True but it deserves the rank

    • Armaggedon16

      And they’re trying to ban freaking Digtrio to Ubers.

      • Chaos

        Lol. I have to say. I laughed at this so much. Seriously thought it was a joke at first. I mean it’s Dugtrio….f

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Cress in NU

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Arena trap is broken!!!

          I forgot flying isn’t a type

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        That’s wonderful , I heard

    • Ultron

      I’m glad I don’t fuck with smogon.

    • Chaos

      Lol. Araquanid in UU? The home of Bulky Water Types. Not to mention the re-emergence of Chesnaught which screws up Araquanid badly.

      Also it’s based on usage, so people obviously aren’t using it enough to justify it being UU…

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        It got there before
        Plus, it has use there. Trust me

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Like, good use

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Oh and to further this point

        I do respect your opinion but….

        Lunge
        And leech life give it a very unique role
        It’s an extremely capable AV or choice band for mon
        And from what I’ve used of it, it’s very good bait. Things that people think would kill don’t and Araq does

        • Chaos

          I agree it has plenty going for it it, I just feel the majority or UU is unkind to it ( I’m basing this on last gen UU). Water immunities in Toxicroak, Heliolosk and Vaporeon make banded sets unreliable (Croak switches into anything and just sets up SD). Chesnaught and Tentacruel just set up hazards against it with impunity. Suicune sets up on it easily.

          Honestly it would be a much better Pokémon if it got a set up move. Like Swords Dance or something.

          But as it stands I think it will be more at home in RU.

          • Chaos

            Of course this is all just my opinion and I could be wrong. Meh. Let’s see where it ends up once the metagame actually settles… I still think a lot of RU needs to be moved up to UU (Chesnaught, Arcanine, Darmanitan e.t.c)

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            True true, Araq of course being one IMO
            Ru is getting there

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I see what you mea
            That’s why AV is so valuable. It’s able to apply liquidation preassure, and lunge mons it normally has no buisness fighting. I’ve taken out Mega grosses and mega gyradoses with Araq using Lunge and leech life

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            So personally I see it UU for that reason (Afterall, I use it very frequently)

  • Govjack Horseman

    this place is so quiet lately, EVERYBODY WAKE UP

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Now you’re a horse…..

      Also I’m (barely) awake

      • Govjack Horseman

        I said i change once i get the shiny didnt I

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Sorry for my bad memory :p

          • Govjack Horseman

            and im not just a horse im a CELEBRITY

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Well…….. you’re the most popular guy here at least

          • Govjack Horseman

            my new user is from a show called Bojack Horseman my favorite Cartoon

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I’ve heard of it before

    • Ultron

      Go awayyy

    • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    so i got 50$ for helping my Aunt clean out her apartment
    i’m gonna blow it on switch accessories!

  • Ultron

    Just spent like 30 minutes in Pokemon Tower looking for Cubone only to discover you need the silph scope to ID it. Which makes no fucking sense. But okay.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    So it looks like those prototype three designs really did make it in!

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Seraph your back!

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        ?? I’ve always been here

        • The Retro Kurusu

          Your no longer Grunt with issuse your a Marshadow again! 😀

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yep! 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    i bore……i need a new ice or Electric type
    and i want to make a Electric/Grass Sea Anemone

    some kinda bio-electric plant that draws in insects or fish since they are amphibious with its memorizing pulsing colors of its petals and quickly lashing out three electrically charges tendrils that electrocute the prey and quickly snapping its petals closed to consume it

    not much of a physical attacker but immense Special defense

    • EarthenWarrior

      Anenemi
      the Alluring PKM
      Electric/Grass
      Static/Suction Cups HA: Regenerator
      it is a bright pink orange and green flowing anemone pokemon with a cylindrical body with 6 long wide paddle like petals each having a point at the end, it has 4 root like legs that have a split down the middle which creep and spider walk from locations, and it has three long wavy stamen like tendrils with a yellow bulb, its eyes are fairly hard to see but they are very close to the base
      “living either on land or sea it sends out colorful pulses through their petals to memorize and attract prey, as soon as prey is close enough it quickly zaps them with their tentacles and closes its petals to digest them”

  • WOOOO NO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK BECAUSE EVERYONES SICK

    • EarthenWarrior

      whatcha gonna do with he time

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      WHAT REALLY?

      That’s insane. What percent of your school is sick? There was over 20 percent of my school out today lol

      • I don’t know the details. But I’m really excited!

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          That’s really really lucky (if you’re not sick). Enjoy it, while I’m stuck in hell for yet another week.

          • I’m not sick. I think what happened is like, its flu season here so people got the vaccine but the messed up the vaccine and gave everyone the wrong one and a lot of people got sick.

            I actually got sick because of it a few weeks ago

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            So what’s new? I feel like they mess up the vaccine almost every year lol

          • It’s bound to happen I suppose

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I guess it’s worth a shot.

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Oh right I just discovered when at the Legendary the protagonist gives emotion he gives a face at UB Luasmine

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ah, I forgot. Oh well, mostly emotionless?

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Yup yet he still emotionless because of Lurantis

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Lucky your ok now

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Lucky…

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Wow, what’s up with this? XD

  • EarthenWarrior

    where is everyone i’m so friggin bored

    • Waiting for my mom to come home so I can go in my house

      • The Retro Kurusu

        Wait your standing outside?!

        • Yeah I’m just sitting on the steps

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Did it snow there too?

          • no :S

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Psshhh just break in. I’ve crawled through second story windows before to get into my house.

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Having a good day for more info just look at my post above 😀

      • EarthenWarrior

        bah i had to
        Do five loads of laundry
        i messed up a chain
        had to drive my mother to the mechanic and the grocery store
        i have a cold
        and i had to chase down my trash cans in the wind 5 houses down

        • The Retro Kurusu

          That sounds bad

          • EarthenWarrior

            tell me about it

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      A really wanna post some random coordinates here and see where I “am”.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’m not here, this is just an illusion, you’re all being tricked >:)

  • The Retro Kurusu

    Heyoooo a few things since the weekend started
    -3 New Pokémon Go Pokémon- Lickitung, Slowpoke, and… Porygon!!!
    -Finally caught Lunala and took Sneasel and Togedemaru off for Vikavolt and A. Sandslash
    -The only question I have for this post R. Rockruff or my new Ice/Ground type for Ash?
    -And Finally I got my crushes phone number today!!!!!! 😀

  • finally home omg

    Ok but so… it turns out that I may not get to use this gif
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8317c7b36739513b21d843ccba37c8723872b6b2d940e80ee38ceba962411cd6.gif

    • Ultron

      Pff one bottle cap? Lame.

  • The Retro Kurusu

    Eeeeeeeeee love is in the air today! But even more tomorrow!!!!!

    • EarthenWarrior
    • The singular Kuppo™
      • That swaps real fast once you find someone

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Let’s wait and see because there’s nobody that I like in my highschool XD

        • The Retro Kurusu

          I’ve never found anyone though

          I just discovered last year was the first year since 6th grade I didn’t f*ck up valentine’s day

          • TheNintendoChip

            I meant that was also me up until now, so. Things can (and probably will) change

      • EarthenWarrior

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I go to an all boys school, I’m not gay, and I’m antisocial.

      That’s a recipe for loneliness if I’ve ever seen one.

      • so you’re straight?

        • (SAY YES IM DOING A THING)

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Oh yeah. Poor choice of words

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Licks lips) spaghetti is tasty

          • EarthenWarrior

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh god these XD

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m a avid SMG4 follower

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            ….
            (Twirls in a circle)

          • Eh, I ship it…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Ship whom?

          • Whoever

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            You can’t just say I ship it without having something to ship!!!!
            (That’s how you kill fanboys….)

          • Seraph x Ithsme?

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            W-what!? WHY!?

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Nobody knows

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (dieS)

          • Spaghetti

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            ??

          • EarthenWarrior

            eating it…off a area

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Lick it around

          • Ultron

            You’re taking this too far

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m lonely

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t stand shippers

          • EarthenWarrior

            i had this extremely naughty idea involving Italian Women and Italian food

          • My two favorite things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • EarthenWarrior

            i should stop before i blurt it out

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            .__.

          • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • Ultron

        They say you don’t know till you try

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I guess? I’m not looking to try it out then lol

          • Ultron

            I mean what else do you do at a boys school

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Make friends? I’m in high school my goal right now isn’t too find a life partner.

            But I guess I’m not doing too well at that either…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            S̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶l̶u̶b̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶u̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶?̶
            I’m guessing they do HW

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Well there IS an anime club at my school

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I was referring to a certain Anime when I made that joke but okay

            Reaaaally? What animes are most popular there? I hope it’s nothing basic AF

          • Might as well

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            No

          • Ultron

            Star and I agree you should try it out

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Now we’re three >:D

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Nah I’m good. 😛

          • Just for fun?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme
          • Ultron

            Come on, just a lil’ fun

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            What are you reffering to? I’m actually confused

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            It might be better that way lol

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh wait…. are they reffering to making you..

          • The singular Kuppo™

            (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            -_-

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh….
            (Suave singing voice) Bangin’ on the doorknob
            Twist it very tight

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Boring…….
            .
            .
            .
            Just like me

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        ….This sounds like an anime plot….
        No but seriously, that sucks… .I kinda get the feel, but not the boy school part

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Also my personality and looks completely clash…

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          That’s like half the battle though. Since I’m not out at parties every weekend I literally know no girls my age since there’s none at school.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Better than me, we still got goilz and most think I’m annoying anyways
            Besides… I get the fun experiencing of being compared

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Yeah I guess I don’t know how bad it is since I can’t compare

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Eheheheehehe….
            (I’m the only person I know who singlehandedly makes teams win sports games…… by making the other team lose because of how bad I suck)

            So I resort to…. less than honorable tactics

      • The Retro Kurusu

        I’m like Seraph I understand except the all boys part

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Yay?

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Oh wait I really should have just said i agreed because same with with me my bad

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I am confused help

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Me too I lost myself entirely

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Begins map making) Let’s retrace your steps! We’ll find you somewhere!

      • The singular Kuppo™

        And for me most of my class mates are girls and the boys are are dumb sooooo I relate to this XD

  • EarthenWarrior

    i swear i gotta stop chewing on Snapple caps, i chipped a damn tooth…again

    • Ultron

      Why are you doing that

      • EarthenWarrior

        because like everybody we subconsciously chew on stuff (we’ve all been there)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Same

        • Ultron

          But it’s something you’re perpetually doing. Chew on some gum instead.

          • EarthenWarrior

            WE AIN’T GOT NO GUM I’D KILL FOR SOME

        • The Retro Kurusu

          I chew jawbreakers, Lollipops, and Jolly ranchers for my chewing

          Still perfect teeth on me somehow

        • TheNintendoChip

          But I don’t…?
          I can’t stand chewing gum, never understood chewing paper, etc.

          • EarthenWarrior

            then you simply do not have a soul

          • TheNintendoChip

            That sounds about right lmao

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I can relate (but not to the tooth thing). I have a bad habit of chewing bottled water caps.

      • Ultron

        Those aren’t metal though

        • EarthenWarrior

          i once chewed a lead sinker apart

          • The Retro Kurusu

            WTF?!

          • EarthenWarrior

            i have strong teeth and extremely unwise motives

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Earthen Bibarel confirmed

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Me too, I chew a lot of pencils and pens °~°

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          I read this as something entirely different

          • EarthenWarrior

            penis

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I was trying to not be blunt…
            But yeah, I read this as “I chew a lot of penis and pens”

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’re sitting there thinking it and I just say it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            …. True

          • The singular Kuppo™

            O.O

          • The Retro Kurusu

            XD

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            BITE ON IT

      • The Retro Kurusu

        Me too give me candy I will always chew it till its gone

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          BUT THATS FOOD

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Jawbreakers though

          • EarthenWarrior

            i want one of those baseball sized Jawbreakers and i’ll put it in a sock and bludgeon things to death

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Sock em’ in the nose!
            Eh? Eh?

          • Ultron

            ..Just use a baseball.

          • EarthenWarrior

            are you kidding that wouldn’t kill anything
            These things are like fucking aerodynamic bricks

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Barely

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          I will literally do anything for candy

  • The singular Kuppo™
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      FRAAAAAAWSTIII THE SNOW MANH

    • The PinSir

      Thanks for the ideas Star XD

      • I’m waiting for her to make it official with this

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Obviously

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I need to find someone who would rather play video games than get fancy chocolates and such.

      Then I’ve won.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        The game of life that is

      • I mean… both would be nice

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Hey we’re not made of money.

          Switches are expensive

      • Ultron

        No, you’ve still lost because you’ve sold your soul to another being.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          In return for love lol

          • Ultron

            Not worth it

      • EarthenWarrior

        ditto…..i don’t want some girly girl….i want a gal who wants to sloth it out on the couch and play old video games

        • Ultron

          So you want a man

          • EarthenWarrior

            in a female’s body

          • Ultron

            So a drag queen

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            So a transvestite?

          • You want a dysphoric pre-transition trans-man?

          • EarthenWarrior

            no i just freaking want a nerd girl, is that so much to freaking ask

          • Ultron

            No, you said you wanted a man

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T i truly can never say anything right

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            A nerd with fetishes?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Just somebody who speaks my geeky language and genuinely liked me…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            That’s….. actually somewhat adorable
            And relateable … very relateable

          • EarthenWarrior

            i do have a heart…its in there…somewhere

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Lemme rip your chest open! We can find it!
            Or I could do soul searching and locate your soul!

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’re gonna have to dig through a lot of fat and maybe some kinda elemental spirit realm to do that

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Boi, I’ve been through much worse

          • EarthenWarrior

            bah you are all talk

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I lived through having an authoritative helicopter parent who rules an entire household forcing me to act perfect at all times

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            ITS THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          So female Earthen

      • TheNintendoChip

        I never really understood like…gift giving in general?
        I guess that’s because I’m really low-maintenance & non-materialistic

    • TheNintendoChip

      My roommate jokingly told me to give her the d lol
      Which is also funny b/c he’s very against having sex before marriage

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Her? HE
        ATTACK HELICOPTER?!

        • TheNintendoChip

          Oh I guess I can see how that’s confusing
          My roommate = guy = “he”
          My (not exactly) girlfriend = girl = “her”

          • Seraph Lends you his energy


            (Seraph you misreading dumbass ghost!)

          • TheNintendoChip

            lol no it’s fine, I’m dyslexic so I know about misreading things

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh, huh…. I feel bad for saying that now

          • TheNintendoChip

            Nah you shouldn’t feel bad, it’s not rely that severe so

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Still… my guilty conscience

  • The PinSir

    How are my fellow Pokejunglers doing today?

    • I miiighht have a girl friend now?

      • The PinSir
        • nevermind I dont want a girlfriend
          I don’t want life
          I dont want to live in a world where ive seen this

          😛

      • The singular Kuppo™

        “might”?

        • Well she texted me about how easy it is for her to talk to me and about how much she like me then today at school she asked me if I was romantically interested in anyone and I had a hard time saying I liked her? I only said I like her but didnt say romantically even though I do?? She kissed my hand and hugged me alot but I havent directly said I liker her romantically so like

          yeahhh

          • TheNintendoChip

            You should probably tell her how you feel eventually. Just because it could be perfectly clear that you romantically like each other, but you might not want to be with that person, you know?
            Like my (not) girlfriend and I like each other and want to date eventually. So we talked about it and agreed that we shouldn’t for now

          • I shouldve said so because school is out the rest of the week. I’m for sure telling her though

    • The singular Kuppo™

      On a good mood today ^^

      • The PinSir

        Very Gud

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Just as self-loathing as ever!
      Realizing I’m a ghost so suicide isn’t possible is a pain

      • The PinSir

        How’s it like these days being a Ghost anyway?

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          The economy is actually worse than it is for humans. Everyone’s spirit does shit while they’re on earth. Right now our country is lead by a person who doesn’t have a soul, meaning the malevolent hole they have in exchange eats the souls of others to supply itself. Basically picture bees feeding themselves to the queen.

          • The PinSir

            Damn

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yep, thanks America

      • The singular Kuppo™

        And they say that death is an eternal rest smh

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          It’s not, I still need to watch the humans around me do stupid shit, like smear shit on the walls of restrooms

    • EarthenWarrior

      tired sick and self loathing, so a pretty typical day

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I’m beginning to understand that I haven’t done anything with my life yet and probably won’t do anything ever.

      • Ultron

        You’re not even out of high school yet, calm down

        • TheNintendoChip

          Exactly. When you’re in like your late 30s/40s and realizing that you’ve not done anything with your life is when you should be freaking out. A lot can happen in the years until you’ve doubled your age.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I’m just joking around. I get asked “how are you” maybe 15 times a day, I have to keep things fresh.

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Terrific I got my crushes # and got Porygon in Go

      • The PinSir

        Nice job Kurusu

        • The Retro Kurusu

          Thank you it was funny for a moment she forgot I asked her in the hall and apologized for it i just said it was fine

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I just realized something.

    WHERE THE HECK IS GREEN?? I haven’t seen him in like months.

    • The Retro Kurusu

      He’s only here weekends

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I know but even then I can’t remember when I saw him last.

        • The Retro Kurusu

          Me too

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      ….
      On my Marshadowy head…. oh wait that’s teal…

      Busy?

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Where are Duco lamia, chicolombia, David Nixon, pharap, shady, bulbasword I could go on…

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I saw Pharap a while back

        • The Retro Kurusu

          I did too

        • The singular Kuppo™

          His last post in January…

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        I know Pharap said he was leaving a while ago, and Chico only came here like once a month a while back so maybe he’s gone.

        Also Percy espeon.

        • The Retro Kurusu

          I was just thinking of her yesterday

        • TheNintendoChip

          Chico’s in college so he might just be busy b/c of that
          Also might have a life now lol

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Chico’s a He!?

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Chico means boy in Spanish and Colombia’s mother tongue is Spanish so…

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Ohhh gotcha

          • EarthenWarrior

            Yes, despite the fact he advertises himself as Serena

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Thats why I thought he was a girl

          • TheNintendoChip

            Yes lol
            In Spanish, words ending with “o” tend to be masculine, words ending in “a” tend to be feminine.
            Chico is a Spanish word lol

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Life and pokejungle should coexist. :'(

          • TheNintendoChip

            That’s what I’m doing ^-^

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Me too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Same but it’s a little heavy on the PJ side of things.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Drunkenly singing “I’m a believer” )

      • PercyEspeon

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Tigermasku

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I remember him!

      • EarthenWarrior

        I hate Chico

      • The Retro Kurusu

        Chicolombia of what I’ve seen was just ranting all the time

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Hey guys… we have a severe issue
    Hawlucha, yes, the Nacho Libre birb himself, is sitting in the dusty depths of NU because it isn’t being used at all…… it was BL last gen… UU needs their hero back…. You up for helping the Luchaburd get his wings back?

    • The PinSir

      #SaveTheHawluchas

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        #raisethehawlubirb

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    This article sorta makes me wanna go back and play Pokken again…

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      It makes you want Hawlucha to join, don’t lie!

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Hawlucha, Heracross, and a gen 7 pokemon are a must.

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Yes

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Meh

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          ;~;

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Btw, who do you main?

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Pikachu libre! I wanted to main suicine but I just couldn’t get a good grip on the play style.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I heard it’s pretty good

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Which one?

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Both, especially Pikachu libre

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Oh yeah he’s amazing. I love the “non-stop barrage” style he has, if that makes sense.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Libre WAS good… then got the hardest of nerfs

      • EarthenWarrior

        Garchomp

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Bottom tier traaaaaaash

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I think that is more noteworthy maining a low tier character than a high tier one……

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I know I know, I just wanted to say that though
            (I main Sceptile afterall who’s considered low mid from my knowledge)

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Sceptile!!! (Until I learned Braixen was everywhere and stopped playing)

        • EarthenWarrior

          that’s where i attacked from underground and just rushed them up close and personal
          ranged desperately try to back up just to resynch their strat

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Unless they actually can play a good Braixen…..

    • EarthenWarrior

      this article makes me want to look up some unsavory savory videos

  • EarthenWarrior

  • The singular Kuppo™

    I think they’re trying to speak our language but failing terribly….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ba92478c017960b72ddaf91d1ef319541dcc2094b9597277254c5e9be3e9c9f.png

    • hang on, translating

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Good luck

    • GRIFFON,HOOD

      LYNX,STRONGMAN
      CLOYSER,SIRN
      TAXX
      HACHX
      KAKX

      dont feel like doing the rest

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Yeah, let’s leave it like that….

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    Making evil team bosses pokemon teams can be hard af sometimes….

    Also, I have the signature mon of each of my three teams bosses made, and two revealed… the last one may be revealed quite soon

    • EarthenWarrior

      i don’t even have Admins yet
      so far Quake Leader Ilko who’s main is Warhog a Ground/Fighting Wrestler Pig
      and the champion Freya who uses Flormonious a grass/psychic hippie pokemon (Seriously they’re all hippies Beannik Florchid Flormonious) Beatnik Flower Child and spouting harmony)

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        HIppaaaaaayz

        • EarthenWarrior

          i know i felt so clever

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            :3

  • The singular Kuppo™
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      THese memes of our overlord

  • EarthenWarrior

    So I am officially confirmed that my Yooka-Laylee pledge is accepted so I will receive a code to download it for Xbone

  • @LazinessReincarnated:disqus

    Just want you to know that mudkip pun got me to tell that girl I like her

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Holy shit… .So I was right…

      • Right about what

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Puns do make the world go ’round

          • Puns are my life fuel

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Same

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Yay! Congratulations!

    • TheNintendoChip

      YAY

      • Though chances are she’s going to break up with me because of puns reeeaal quick

        • TheNintendoChip

          Oh don’t say that no 🙁
          Unless she really hates puns, then I don’t see why that would be a deal-breaker

          • Well I’ve told her enough puns to make her reject me if she did hate puns so i think we’re good on that 😛

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Yay I did something useful 😀

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    I’m now ready for Valentine’s day

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      😀

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    If I could draw I’d draw y’all my regional Luvdisc but … yeah

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Oooo interested do try at least

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I can’t draw XD
        It’s just a more wispy looking Luvdisc with a dark purpley mist like texture with two small angelic wings

        • The Valentine of Kurusu

          Awww how cute

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Yep! They’re little ghosty things now
            (Don’t harm them though…. harm too many and the punishment is very severe……)

        • EarthenWarrior

          Ughhhhhhh and what pray tell factor caused this change

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Nah, you’ll find fault with it anyways, so I’d rather not waste my time

          • EarthenWarrior

            Unless it is logically sound

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            And if it is, you’ll still poke a hole through it

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because I see flaws easily and I’m not afraid to tell you how it doesn’t make sense

            I mean you said it’s a ghost now how does that even merit a response

            First with Megas giving people the idea that mega could be anything now to regional variants now becoming a way to redesign a Pokemon as asinine as they want it and write it off as a regional variant

    • Draw it anyways!

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Nah, not till I can draw wings better….. the Luvdisc itself is very easy though XD

        • Well you aren’t goona improve if you dont draw

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Truuuu
            But I won’t post till I’m decent

          • But at least draw it

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I may

          • no.. YOU WILL >:O

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Soon enough :3

    • EarthenWarrior

      Ughhhhh Fan made regionals are always so cringeworthy

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        And all the real ones aren’t?

        • EarthenWarrior

          At least some tried to be environmental
          But now it’s just a free pass

          It utterly sickens me

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Cough) Raichu

          • EarthenWarrior

            That was the nail in the coffin
            Because of its shitty lack of a reason made me hate “regional variants”

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Oh right from earlier I’m making an anime team for my region for Ash so…

    Do I go with him getting Regional Rockruff or my new Ice/Ground type which is a large rodent with snow all over its back

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Oooh! An ice rodent! What rodent is it based on?

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Not lly anything it was originally a kind of Pink Fairy armadillo like body, but its also shrew based (note i made this guy when I was in 5th grade and just brought him back)

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Alolan Sandshrew but betterrrrrrrr

          (I know the feel of remaking designs. Daemowyrm, my mirror pseudo, fire starter, Lemuse, and ermine are all designs from previous times!)
          Especially Lemuse, my first fakemon

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Yeah ones for me that have been revived are Brak, Platilly, Toaxin, Cubernate, my Bubble Pokémon, Kittana (this thing is f*ckin surviver), and maybe like two more

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            😀 Yay!

            I see dat Platypus

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Yeah
            Kittana is a f*cking survivor because it was made when i was like 9 (7 years ago) and has been through 30 different failed game ideas and like 12 some Pokémon games I ried making and its still here

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Christ!

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            My Bubble Pokémon and Toaxin (which originally was a Grass type starter) were from a year before that even!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Oh gosh!

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      So still who people I need guidence

    • Monkeyfuzz

      New one.

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Ok Yay! Ash has pretty decent set this region around

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Give a companion the Regional Rockruff though.

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Oooo that would be good his new male companion (I gave role reversal to companions Male is a new trainer, the girl is a battle analyst) He could have Rockruff instead

          • Monkeyfuzz

            That sounds good. Rockruff seem like they’d be good for new trainers.

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    So I’ve started my next SOS shiny hunt. It’s for Ledyba. The reason I’m doing Ledyba is because for some reason I have a shiny Ledian page in my Pokedex. I’m not sure where that came from tho as I’m pretty positive I don’t have one. I think it came from me playing around with the qr scanner when the game came out and I must have scanned a shiny Ledian code. Either way I’d like to rectify me not actually having one by actually having one lol

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Yeah QR scan gave me shiny Ledyba and Caterpie for no reason

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        I think it’s from a time when I found a list of qr codes for the entire dex and was just playing around with it. I also have a shiny Rowlet sprite in my dex, but I certainly don’t have that yet lol

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Ugh I miss Club Nintendo. They said My Nintendo was going to be a much better replacement but the rewards are trash.

    • Govjack Horseman

      U mean coupons for games we most likely already own?

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    So I’ve been going back to watch “Xenoblade Chronicles: The Movie”, a.k.a. the 10 hours of cutscenes in the game over the past few days and wow, I really hadn’t realized how much character development is in the game. Melia is really really fleshed out, moreso than the rest honestly.

    • Govjack Horseman

      I haven’t finished it yet

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        How far in are you?

        • Govjack Horseman

          Not far

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            But I mean where?

          • Govjack Horseman

            I don’t remember

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            If you’re past the Fallen Arm, then you’re past what’s considered the halfway point.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    “Documentation on this pokemon is minimal due to its dangerous capabilities. Despite looking like an egg (and possibly even being an egg), the humorously dubbed Maleggvolent is no laughing matter. Getting close to this pokemon is known to cause death to some. The sentience of this pokemon is still being debated. Supposedly, the appearance of this Pokemon is the supposed cause of the “Bad Egg Phenomenon.”

    Just something for ya

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Please someone look at this XD

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        I did I love it <3

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Thanks 😀

      • EarthenWarrior

        It’s a deadly ass Pokemon trying to look harmless

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Kinda? It’s based off something

          • EarthenWarrior

            And that would be….

          • Seraph Lends you his energy
          • EarthenWarrior

            Alright maybe call it Eggnigma

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            It fits more for the preevos tbh

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I stole 50 bucks from my brother, he doesn’t care in the slightest

    • why

      • EarthenWarrior

        Because I need money and he NEVER buys anything
        He is indifferent when he gets stuff, never thankful or even enjoying it, it constantly annoys me

        This is the reason why I don’t buy him anything for him, never thanking me or using it, he still hasn’t opened or used any Christmas presents

        • Govjack Horseman

          Ur still a thief

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m considering it back payments to all the games I got him and never played

          • Why do you keep buying him games

          • Govjack Horseman

            Yea wha she said

          • EarthenWarrior

            Because he says he wants them, plays them for 20 minutes and slumps back to his laptop

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

          • Ultron

            Earthen is a klepto

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Yay Teams so far set for my Anime for Thunder and Quake
    Ash:
    Pikachu
    Kooluter>Evolves fully
    Mozmur (Grass starter)>Evolves Fully
    Matabull (Fire Starter)>Evolves once
    Platilly>No idea yet
    Shrewix>Standalone
    He’ll definitely get more

    Male Companion
    Flethingo (Water Starter)>Evolves Fully
    Chipine (Pikaclone)>Standalone
    Rhinen Rockruff>Evolves but into which I don’t know
    He’ll have more

    Female Companion
    Snobalee>Evolves Fully
    Skarmory Pre-Evolution>Evolves
    She’ll have more

    Jessie
    Wobufett
    More

    James
    Mime Jr.
    Doliave
    Maybe more

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What happens to Regional Lycanroc? The evo should be what best matches the character.

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Well they aren’t 100% complete yet so I will be working on them next

  • EarthenWarrior

    Toxapex is truly cancer

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Ya don’t say

      • EarthenWarrior

        With that being said my end game was to leech seed it and pop in and out in and out with Skarm and Tangrowth

        How’s that for stalling a win

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          Celesteela lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            Just as broken
            They should’ve just made it grass/flying and switched the stats of Kartana

  • The PinSir

    In my games, there will be a new weather system:

    Nighttime
    Effects:
    – Increases the Power of Dark Type Moves by 50%
    – Decreases Fighting type moves by 50%
    – Moonlight and Wish will recover 2/3 hp
    – Moves with Sleep Status effect will now have a 100% chance of inflicting the target
    – Changes Castform to Darkness Form
    – Weather Ball is now a Dark Type moves in Nightfall and doubles power
    – Accuracy of Solarbeam is 50%

    As well with most weather, there will be a new move for causing Nighttime:
    Nightfall
    Type: Dark
    Power: —
    Category: Status
    PP: 10
    The user shoots a shadowy pulse into the sky, which makes the weather nighttime. It raises the power of all Dark type moves.

    • EarthenWarrior

      my legends have weather abilities
      Smog Zone and Tranquility

      Smog Zone creates a poisonous haze that engulfs the field and all pokemon are considered poisoned so moves like Venoshock Venom Drench, Facade, Poison Heal all work

      and Tranquility all pokemon’s status effects are healed and the all bystanders regain health

      • The PinSir

        (shudders at the thought of the Smog Zone ability)

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    Sorry for all the pointless Xenoblade talk but I SWEAR if you like JRPGs at all, no, just video games in general you absolutely need to play Xenoblade Chronicles. It’s the only game that’s competing with HGSS for my favorite game ever and that’s really saying something.

    This advertisement was payed for by Monolith soft.

    • I haven’t really had the chance to since I’ve been buyin myself other stuff that are top priority (I need Digimon World Next Order).Not to say I don’t like the games,they looks really cool.I just haven’t had the chance to pick them up.I’m really excited for Xenoblade Chronicles 2 tho

  • EarthenWarrior

    everyone alive or jump ship?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      I’m just browsing YouTube and questioning my existance.

      • EarthenWarrior

        i am researching Sumo stuff, specifically the Shiko which is the iconic “Sumo Stomp” which is not only ceremonial for scaring away demons it is a exercise that Sumo Wrestlers gotta do like a billion times to build their lower body and adjust to bone rattling collisions

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Huh, interesting.

          • EarthenWarrior

            also them lady sumos

    • Playing Game Dev Tycoon

    • Maple

      Just busy being the best ground type master.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Not in your lifetime you crazy Canuck

    • Daedardus

      I’m just back from a skiing trip and now have full time uni, but I try to be around :).

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Didn’t get a Friend Ball from the Global Mission, don’t even know if I got 4,000 FC though I think I did.

    • Wait is it over?

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah, it ended last night 23:59 feb 13th UTC it said, though it went straight to maintenance after that. When I finally got it I got the FC but not the Ball. The end result was over 4,000,000 GTS trades.

        • .0. This means I can finally buy the last Rare Kitchen!

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I have a Rare 5 star and a Battle 5 Star. I was hoping for more but no-one seems to have any and I’m keeping some lottery ones for now.

    • Ultron

      You don’t get the friend ball till later this month

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Yeah I’ve seen that now. It wasn’t clear to me before.

  • Why must my 3v3 team change composition when we were going perfectly fine

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • Govjack Horseman

      I respond

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Here’s my love

  • Barbarajogren

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj402d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj402d:
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  • EarthenWarrior

    Bleh today is a sickening cesspool of romance and kindhearted gestures

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      I’d prefer the goddamn cesspool to this shit… it’s a day where people remind you how alone you are AND EVERYONE GETS F**KING CANDY AND YOU GET NONE AND I WANNA EAT SONEONES SOUL!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Also I want to make a Fakemon that has whirlpool powers and its ability would be Undertow which is a Water type Arena Trap

    Maybe some fat round frog/toad that live under the water and their mighty inhaling abilities cause nightmarish whirlpools that suck down everything

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Totally would have called it shipwreck

      • EarthenWarrior

        Or yknow Undertoad?

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          That’s actually perfect

          • EarthenWarrior

            Rippole
            The tide Pkm
            Water
            Undertow
            A small somewhat deformed frog halfway through its metamorphosis; it has a round pale green body and nub like limbs and a long paddle like tail, it has patches on its face similar to cheeks and dot like eyes
            “Large groups of Rippole swim in unison to create powerful currents of water to disorient prey, waters inhabited by Rippole are forbidden to swim in”

            Undyrtoad
            The Vortex Pkm
            Water
            Undertow (Pokemon cannot switch out)
            It is a very large round and bulbous frog like Pokemon (like the size of a small car) with a extremely large stomach and mouth, its body is blue green has a sea foam green stomach area, it has stern angry eyes with a coiled fluffy eyebrow, a flat nose and long webbed arms and legs, on its back are a series of pockets and boils
            “It creates violent whirlpools by sucking in water through their mouths like a vacuum, they are even capable of pulling down large and heavy ships”

            *they also can store water in their cheeks inflate themselves and blast out water strong enough to knock over a cruise ship”

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            I actually like this, I just wish it wasn’t mono

          • EarthenWarrior

            It has literally no other type that can go with it
            It’s a frog that lives in the ocean and creates deadly whirlpools

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Dark because it does it maliciously??

  • Govjack Horseman

    So breathe of the Wild will have paid Dlc, $20 expansion pass. Thoughts?

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’m kinda in one of my “Bleeding Hearts” gamer moods to the point that the first trailer had me in tears

      With that being said I’m a tad sceptic since the first DLC says no new content
      But like all die hard nerds I’ll probably invest in all three

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c99dd08859dcf1bf9cbc5365c6558d71062d7646b006cb4d87e6ab892954f2f5.png

      • Govjack Horseman

        I think honestly for what u paying for it’s worth it and not overpriced

    • MelloMori

      Honestly its not that bad for what it is. The games already been shown to be pretty hard by open world standards, so locking what likely will be a hardcore(Virtually everything one-shot’s you early on) mode behind a paywall makes sense. Otherwise it doesn’t seem bad for $20. Then again Zelda’s not my cup of tea, and the internet’s kind of a whine man-child when it comes to DLC because people range from fearing that any DLC is cut content from the game, to feeling that any post release content should be given free as their purchase of the game should be what pay’s for it.

    • Ultron

      That’s weird… I don’t think a main zelda game has ever had dlc before

  • zess
  • Happy Valentines Day!
    https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Did…….. Did you………. did you just Rickroll me?! XD

      • You clicked it. You Rickrolled yourself boi

        • The singular Kuppo™

          OK I give up lol

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Yeah , no XD

  • Govjack Horseman
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      My boi!

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • Govjack Horseman

      didnt you post this before

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Yes but I got no response..
        (I just wanna be noticed/ loved)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          But you got 4 upvotes…

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            …..
            (Help me I’m blind and didn’t see them)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            .________.

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Help

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Call 911 asap!!

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Is deader)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            rip in peace

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            There is none

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      For a spoink that’s not saying much

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I’d rather die than loving someone

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    What do you call a man who runs a conservation organization and abuses her children mentally?
    LusaMEAN

    • But she’s a beautiful anime girl so it’s more like LusaMINE

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        But she’s got bodied cannonically so it’s LOSEamine

        • But if she lived in Kalos maybe she would become a lusaMIME

          • The singular Kuppo™

            They would trick her lusaMIND

          • If she did modeling it would be LEWDsamine

          • EarthenWarrior

            GOD ENOUGH WORDPLAY

          • You are about to LOOSEaMIND

          • EarthenWarrior

            I will make you eat your own hair

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            And if she wore certain clothes, it would be LOOSEamine

    • The singular Kuppo™

      What do you call a “man” who is finally free in the ultra space?

      Loosesamine

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhhh I’m sick of these quiet days, work is especially boring especially if my internet only works in specific areas only to continue to alone, also I’ve scrounged every drop of news worth looking up so I’m bored

    But they have a new trailer for the Dragons Race to the Edge season and it looks epic with plenty of new dragons

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Is that series canon to the movies at all?

      • EarthenWarrior

        They take place after the first movie and in between the second

        • Monkeyfuzz

          So is anything of it consequential at all? One of the reasons I don’t enjoy prequels so much is that we pretty much know how it turns out. An example being Monsters Inc. which would have been more interesting to see where they went next in a second film rather than University.
          Also the pointless Kung-fu Panda series which was only sometimes OK.

          • Ultron

            Yes. You find out things that aren’t explained in the second movie

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh I might give it a watch, is it on Netflix?

          • Ultron

            Yeah, it’s pretty good. I mean it has a prequel feel I guess, but it also feels like its own thing. It doesn’t try to piggyback off the movies for everything. Plus it has most of the original voice cast

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh good, that’s also my problem with series based on movies, cast changes. Similarly the other way around when they feel they need to get big ‘stars’ in for the movie.

          • Ultron

            The only noticeable one for me is Stoick’s voice actor. Not really a fan of the guy who replaced him for this show

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Guess Gerard Butler was too busy/expensive.

          • Ultron

            Yeah, that’s most likely it

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh nice. I love dragons and the films have had some really great designs.

          • EarthenWarrior

            That they do I even have names for mine
            Gronckle: Rokjaw
            Whispering Death: Landprey
            Catastrophic Quaken: Crusher

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Tbh I love the species names they have for them. I can’t wait to eventually get the 3rd movie (which keeps changing date). Maybe this series will tide me over until then.

          • EarthenWarrior

            If you were really serious/deranged Id recommend you binge watching the entire series you got 3 days to do it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Before what?

          • Ultron

            Next season is dropping friday

          • EarthenWarrior

            And I do plan on bringing the hell out of it

          • Ultron

            I have other shows to finish first, unfortunately

          • EarthenWarrior

            This doesn’t concern me in the slightest

          • Ultron

            I should hope so.

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh, I can just take my time with it then really.

    • Ultron

      Watch Trollhunters. It’s so your kind of show.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    I absolutely forgot Heloisk existed… very nice for my new team though

    • Ultron

      Hate that stupid lizard

    • Sweet Fae

      it needs an electric dragon evolution so bad

      • Ultron

        Yesss

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Tru, it looks kinda incomplete to me 😐

        • Ultron

          Exactly my problem with it

  • Seraph Lends you his energy

    To those of you who run Dhelmise: Anchor shot is not the right play to make when fighting an Araquanid, think before you attack and make yourself look like an idiot

    • Chaos

      Yeh let me use a Steel Type move against a Water Type. Hehehe…Logic

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        XD I sat there for two minutes watching this jackass spam steel moves and finally go for a Power Whip after being lunged like 3 times (-3 attack)
        … they missed

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        It was hilarious to watch

        • EarthenWarrior

          Bender is my spirit guide

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            :3
            I mean the dhelmise

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What can Dhelmise do against Araquanid?

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Nothing, that’s what

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I thought so. Could they not switch?

  • WHY ARE THE GYMS SO EASY IN GEN 6??

    • Ultron

      Big downfall for gen 6

      • Im doing Watson’s gym and it’s insane how easy it is

        • Ultron

          Don’t understand why they didn’t keep emerald gyms

          • Because you gotta make t easy for the kids

            Even though my little brother greatly enjoyed the difficult trials in SuMo

          • Ultron

            Yeah it’s weird that they made gen 6 so easy, but didn’t quite carry that over for gen 7 (thank arceus)

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            Remember that dude who wanted it to be easier?

          • Ultron

            Yeah, what a joke. Gtfo honestly lmao

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Ikr, why even make them easier when you already have the exp share -_-

      • I would rather get the lucky egg early on than the exp share honestly

        • Ultron

          Same.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yeah, it’s less broken

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What levels are your team at?

      • Esmé – Meowstic 25
        And Knickles – Combuskin 26
        Violet – Roselia 22

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Wait, your Espurr just evolved? :O

          • No. It’s literally 50 exp points away

          • NOW it evolved

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Noice :3

        • Ultron

          What’s the rest of your team

          • Milotic, Banette and Altaria

          • Ultron

            Which meowstic

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Female

          • Ultron

            Prefer the male one myself. More stylized

          • The singular Kuppo™

            And cute :3

          • Ultron

            Yeahhh :3 Its shiny is better too. The female looks like something from courage the cowardly dog for some reason

          • I like both but Female has a better moveset

          • Ultron

            True, although I think it’s the same in gen 7 now

        • Monkeyfuzz

          You only using 3?

          • That’s all I have right now

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What else do you want to use?

          • Look below.
            Milotic, Banette, and Altaria

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I am using Milotic in Alpha. Used Altaria in Omega. Both shiny.

  • Ultron

    Okay to those who have watched Korra:

    Why does everyone hate Book 2?? I really like Spirits…the only main complaint is sidelining Lin. I’m watching it now and I feel like it’s a good improvement over book 1

    • EarthenWarrior

      I dunno my Korra knowledge is kinda faded out, I really only focused on 1 and 3

      • Ultron

        I’ve heard 3 is really good

        • EarthenWarrior

          Wait which one was with the rogue benders, after Harmonic Convergence
          Kuz I get the books mixed up, also the one with the steel cladded bitch

          • TheNintendoChip

            Rogue benders = Book 3
            steel cladded bitch = Book 4

          • EarthenWarrior

            Thank you, I should know this by heart…I feel great dishanaroo

    • Monkeyfuzz

      The best part is the story of the Original Avatar. I love the art style and the story.

      • Ultron

        Yeah I feel like those 2 are some of the best episodes avatar has done

    • TheNintendoChip

      I just wasn’t interested in the villains & the storyline, I guess. It wasn’t bad, but it was bad in comparison.
      Book 3 continues to be my favorite, with Kuvira & Zaheer being my favorite characters

      • Ultron

        Well I think unalaq’s motives could be more interesting. But I’m excited for book 3 🙂

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ghazan for sure, His lava bending really opened up my eyes

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Best Mon in gen 6 <3

      also male is better tho

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • The singular Kuppo™

      How many Guzma Valentine’s day cards are out here XD

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        It’s hard not to make a card of the best character

    • Ultron

      He looks like a woman tho

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        If so, sign me up

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      My poor child…

  • I accidentally started the Winstrate house…
    Time to get absolutely over leveled

  • Also uhggg why is Mawile version exclusive? I want to use it so bad because it’s mega is the best but I’m playing Alpha Sapphire

    • Its*

    • Ultron

      I had no idea it was. That’s dumb

      • Then Sabeleye is in AS -,-

        • Ultron

          Well you have meowstic, can’t you just trade?

          • I can but I don’t want to use too many traded Pokémon

          • Ultron

            Trade it and then breed it

          • Ehhhhhhhhhh idk… I don’t want to have to level it up

          • Ultron

            Shouldn’t be too bad

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Steal a Lucky Egg from Pelipper.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Just catch a Sableye and trade it (GTS) for a Mawile, I did the same to get a Sableye in OR

      • Ultron

        Is Gen 6 gts still up?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Idk actually…..

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Yes it is.

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
    • The singular Kuppo™

      OK, toucannon is actually pretty good XD

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        XD
        I think that one was custom made

    • I REGRET NOTHING

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        YOU CAUSED IT XD

        • ALL IS CHAOS

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            YES

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Does every ‘mon have one of these, because I need.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        I think

  • Seraph Lends you his energy
  • zess
    • I saw this on Tumblr! I love it!

      • zess

        Yea that’s where I got it from. the art is amazing!

    • EarthenWarrior

      still lovin’ that Amethyst one

    • Ultron

      That’s the best they could come up with for pearl??

      • But that’s like the best one

        • Ultron

          The only good one is amethyst, cause the line isn’t cheesy af

          • Well they’re kinda supposed to be cheesy

          • Ultron

            It sickens me

          • Are you lactose-intolerant?

          • Ultron

            Actually a bit, yes

          • Oh well then that makes sense

          • EarthenWarrior

            But…but WHAT ABOUT NACHOS?!?!?!?

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Nacho chips are good plain

          • EarthenWarrior

            YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE YOU INSOLENT WHELP!!!!!

          • Ultron

            It’s mainly like plain milk that does it…it’s processed different and hurts my stomach. I avoid drinking milk.

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Well today could have gone better

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        I found out from one of my friends that my crush is either lesbian or bi. Then again believe none of what you here i hope that is the case

        • Just go ahead and tell her. Worst situation is she says no

          • If you have to start it out with a pun

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Yeah, but I wanna wait just a tad longer it took me at least two weeks just to muster the courage to ask for her phone number

          • Well the longer you wait the more likely you’ll lose your opportunity

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Tomorrow is going to be better, believe I came from the future I swear

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Do I end up with my crush?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          What crush? There isn’t a crush in this timeline and you’re supposed to be gone.

          JK maybe she ends up being bi, you still have a chance

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Yeah I hope, but at least even if she says no we can be friends

        • Ultron

          No, your crush gets crushed by a flying ice cream truck

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Ice cream? More like ice scream

          • Ultron
          • The singular Kuppo™

            I tried ;-;

          • Ultron

            A for effort

          • “Now you may think that this girl only exists in your mind.. well guess what.. she’s real! But last week she died”

          • Ultron

            That’s heavy

          • The death or the truck?

          • Ultron

            Well I imagine the truck is heavy

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Nuuuuuuuu!

          • Ultron

            I’m sorry, bb

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Its ok she’ll come back as a yamask and I’ll just hang with her like that 😀

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      (Sympathy hug!)

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Its ok

        • Seraph Lends you his energy

          But yew need one

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Ok (Hugs)

          • Seraph Lends you his energy

            (Hugs)

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      yeah it would but it got all wet from this morning in texas

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Not even close

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Zygarde’s description is by far the best XD

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      The funny descriptions aren’t even funny or making sense anymore

  • What if Shuppet got a second evolution that was super over powered? They would have to Bannette

  • For real though is Mega Banette any good?

  • Leo

    So I restarted Sun a few days ago and I’m actually enjoying it way more this time

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Why do you think that is?

      • Leo

        I don’t really know, but I wasn’t really in the mood to play when it came out. And this time around it feels shorter + I have my shiny mareanie

  • MenacingCascoon

    Dont forget if youre entered in the tourney please fill out the survey.
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17Fgd0_NXn7kurtvMXxdBUTF1TG5LmQ134-cRfKae2IE/edit

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Well to counter the actually not that crumby day I want to post my complete list of Pokémon so far for my fan region

    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      Anyone interested?

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        yep i am 🙂

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Nope

        JK I am 🙂

    • EarthenWarrior

      i will wait with minor anticipation

    • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • The Valentine of Kurusu

      And quick question should I change my regional rodent from a shrew to a hamster?

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        hamster that evolves into a guinea pig 😀

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Nah, shrews are cuter

        • The Valentine of Kurusu

          Ok cause now I have two new Shrew’s then

          • The singular Kuppo™

            The more the better 😉

  • If a jungler here were a character from Pokémon, who would they be?

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      i think i would be a yamask.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I would be Mr. Bonding 😉

      Just kidding it’s Cheren

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      yeah or those creepy hikers from gen 6 :

  • Hang on, no. It is amazing that Game Freak is so lazy that they literally made an area called “Cave of Emptiness” and only put a mega stone there. That’s it. No secret entrance… nothing

    Can they just re-do X and Y? Put Xerneas in a beautiful forest filled with fairy types and Yveltal in some Pokémon tower – esc place

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      yeah like dragonspiral tower from gen 5

    • The PinSir

      Seriously Kalos, while fun to play over and over again, is extremely bland. It’s practically a barren wasteland…

      • It’s fun to replay until you get to that gap between the first and second badge

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Remember what they did with Giratina and that weird dimension? They should do that again

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Yes please. X and Y were so uninspired

    • Ultron

      I thought xerneas was gonna be in a forest 🙁

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I’m not going to tell you I’m lonely, because that’d be too cliche for Valentine’s day.

    I’m not gonna do it.

    Still not gonna do it.

    Nope, still not gonna do it. 😛

  • The PinSir

    I had the weirdest dream last night about the next Pokemon games, but it was an awesome idea for the next games:

    Basically, it was like a Nintendo Direct or something, and they went to the Pokemon section of the direct. They showcased XY first, then ORAS, and then SM. After that, they presented the next games, which a green “Z” took shape on the screen, with the Pokemon logo following.

    Apparently in this dream, Pokemon Z was actually the culmination of the past 3 games, with each game was leading up to Pokemon Z. Kinda like Phase 1 of Marvel, with the movies being the basis for the Avengers.

    It would be great for something like that to happen, with the past 3 games we’ve been getting is part of a saga leading up to Z.

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      You might not be that far off honestly.

      I had a dream last night that I got my hands on the Switch (it was finally march 3rd, not like a preview event or anything) and when I was holding the joycons in handheld mode the console fell off and broke.

      Let’s just say I woke up in tears.

      • The singular Kuppo™

        You call that a dream? I prefer the term ” horrible nightmare”

      • The PinSir

        If that was real life, it would’ve been pretty rough. Like just getting the Switch and it breaks before you can play a game like BOTW.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          If it was real life I would have nothing to live for anymore

          • The singular Kuppo™

            You still have us

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I live on
            99% switch hype
            .5% pokejungle
            .49% food
            .01% hope

          • The PinSir

            Rest in pieces dreams for life

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I would be seeing the very embodiment of my shattered hopes and dreams

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Maybe this game would bring the attention Zygarde deserved and that would be very cool, too cool to be true however :<

  • Ultron

    When does Sophocles recommend rare kitchen 5 star?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Don’t know, if I knew how to do it I might be able to share mine with you, though it is recommended by someone else. I don’t know how it works :/

      • Ultron

        It’s okay. I have friends that can recommend it. It seems that Sophocles recommendations are random though, I thought they were fixed

        • Monkeyfuzz

          He only really offers me terrible stuff and my plaza is level 90.

    • MenacingCascoon

      You can do the SR method.
      Level up DONT GO INSIDE THE BUILDING
      Get enough FC to be 1or2 points away from leveling up.
      Complete a WT.
      Go out plaza and save
      6. Go in plaza (you should get a congrats for leveling up and the facility will be the same!)
      Talk to the trainer that you traded with to receive the FC to level up
      LEvel up again and this time the facility will be different.
      If not facility you want reset and repeat 6-8

      • Ultron

        Thanks, but I just ended up using my 4000 FC to get a second one xD

  • The Valentine of Kurusu

    Yay The Rhinen region proundly presents its new Pokémon
    Starters
    -Lemur Pokémon turns into an Ape
    Mozmur>???>Sprigrape
    Grass>Same>Grass/Fighting

    -Bull Pokémon
    Matabull>???>???
    Fire>Same>Fire/Ice

    -Flamingo Pokémon
    Flethingo>???>???
    Water>Same>Water/Flying

    Regionals
    -Kingfisher Pokémon
    Kooluter>???>Kiningsher
    Normal/Flying>Same>Electric/Flying

    -Shrew Pokémon
    Scavrew>Jagagerew
    Normal>Same

    -Salmon Pokémon
    ???>???>Slamalon
    Water>Same>Same

    -Silverfish that turns into a Cockroach
    Malzil>Titanalis>Chromroach
    Bug>Bug/Steel>Same

    -Chipmunk Pikaclone
    Chipine
    Electric/Grass

    Version Exclusives
    Quake
    -Wallaby Pokémon
    Petallaby>???
    Grass>Same

    -Hairless cat Pokémon
    ???>???>Pharless
    Ground>Same>Ground/Psychic

    Thunder
    -Kangaroo Pokémon
    Combaroo>???
    Fighting/Fairy>Same

    -Fluffy Cat Pokémon
    Kittana>???>???
    Normal>Normal/???>Same

    Fossils
    -Veloco Raptor Pokémon
    Obsiditer>Velocidian
    Rock/Fire>Same

    -Diatryma Pokémon
    ???>???
    Rock/Ground>Same

    Random
    -Snowball Pokémon
    Snobalee>???>???
    Ice>Same>Ice/Psychic

    -Marten/Tenrec Pokémon
    Shocry>Kilocious
    Electric>Electric/Dark

    -Nectar Elephant Pokémon
    Elesap>Nectaderm>Frigiderm
    Grass>Same>Grass/Ice

    -Bog Pig Pokémon
    Boglett>Barbiwine
    Grass>Grass/Dark

    -Gravity Pokémon
    Orbiner>Gravitor
    Psychic/Steel>Same

    -Anemone Pokémon
    Anemonate>Glonema
    Water>Same

    -Cow Pokémon
    Brak
    Grass

    -Theif Pokémon
    Thievie
    Normal/Ghost

    -Guard Pokémon
    ???
    Steel

    -Toad Pokémon
    Toaxin>???>Punkoadom
    Poison>Same>Same

    -Corrosive Urchin Pokémon
    ???>???>???
    Poison/Steel>Same>Same

    -Platypus Pokémon
    Platilly>???>Platcid
    Water/Normal>Same>Same

    -Mantis Shrimp Pokémon
    ???>???
    Water/Fighting>Same

    -Carmael Camel Pokémon
    Camarel>Carmalumps
    Ground/Fairy>Same

    -Toy Pokémon
    Tinkertot>Tinkerbot
    Steel/Ghost>Same

    -Sand Dollar Pokémon
    Doliave>Dolscle
    Ground>Ground/Fighting

    -Kakapo Parrot Pokémon
    ???>???
    Grass/Flying>Ghost/Flying

    -Rubble Pokémon
    Grubble>Devouore
    Rock/Ghost>Same

    -Blobfish Pokémon
    Bouyanish>Gelobber
    Water>Water/Flying

    -Lunar moth Pokémon
    ???>???
    Bug/Ice>Same

    -Spider Pokémon
    Dualnid>Quadrach>Octanid
    Bug>Same>Same

    -Dachshund Pokémon
    ???>???
    Normal>Normal/Fire

    -Volcano Rabbit Pokémon
    ???>???
    Fire>Same

    -Bubble Pokémon
    ???>???>???
    Water>Same>Same

    -Snowshrew Pokémon
    Shrewix
    Ice/Ground

    -Skull Pokemon that turns into a Pirate
    ???>???>???
    Ghost>Ghost>Ghost/Water

    -Embryo Pokémon
    ???>???>???
    Dragon>Same>Dragon/Fire

    -Iguana Pseudo
    ???>???>???
    Dragon>Dragon/Psychic>Same

    -Beetle Pokémon
    Frilldibeast
    Bug/Ground

    -Emotion Pokemon
    Cubernate
    Normal

    -Yeti Pokémon
    Yetice>Glayeti
    Ice>Same

    -Wind Pokémon
    Venkamoi
    Flying

    -Shrub+Scrub Pokémon
    Schrub>???
    Grass/Steel>Same

    -Ouroborus Pokémon
    ???>???
    Dragon>Same

    -Decision Bear Pokémon
    ???>??? or ???
    Fighting/Psychic>Fighting or Psychic

    Legendaries
    -Wolf Trio
    Amartion, Faerqirn, Aqulut
    Psychic/Dark, Psychic/Ghost, Psychic/Water

    -Virus Pokémon
    ???
    Dark/Poison

    -Thunder Legendary
    ???
    Electric

    -Quake Legendary
    ???
    Ground

    -Scorch(third Game) Legendary
    ???
    Fire/???

    Finally this is it and still more to come what do y’all think?

    • Ultron

      flamingo yes

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Those ideas are very unique nonetheless, especially the gravity, virus and the anemone mons.

      Also, emotion Pokemon? How it looks like?

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Its kind of bland its a white cube that has the type of faces that were available on the DS lite

        • The singular Kuppo™

          That’s kinda cool actually

          • The Valentine of Kurusu

            Thanks!

    • The PinSir

      This is who I would have:
      Bull starter
      Kingfisher
      Mantis Shrimp
      Platypus
      Gravity
      Sand Dollar

      I love a lot of these Pokemon

      • The Valentine of Kurusu

        Thanks

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I just searched what a sand dollar is and I have to say that they creep the hell out of me °~°

    • EarthenWarrior

      why does a fire bull go ice

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      LOVE IT

  • EarthenWarrior

    damn it i need to post my region

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I CANT BELIEVE IT, ONE MORE MONTH!!!

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      LESS THAN ONE MONTH!! ONLY 16 DAYS!!

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Wasn’t talking about the Switch bro

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Then you clearly need to straigten your priorities.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Mass Effect Andromeda>>>

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            THIS PERSON IS FATALLY ILL

            SOMEONE GET HIM A SHOT OF NINTENDO, STAT

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Ehh I like Nintendo a lot but it doesn’t beat PS4 simply because of a lack of third party titles, and because it gets repetitive

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I respect that, but that’s subjective. For instance, as someone who doesn’t really like mainstream shooters or sports games, the PS4 and XB1 games seem repetitive for me.

            To each their own, I suppose.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I dont like shooters though

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Mass Effect is literally the only shooter I like and thats because its an RPG as well, in a sci-fi setting. I’m a RPG/fantasy and open-world guy myself

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’M ON IT
            *Grabs two Gamecubes*
            CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
            *smashes them into his chest*

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Why is time going so fast? I’m scared .-.

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          I know, it feels like it should be like early november or something right now. Not that I’m complaining too much, I want school to end so badly.

  • I think I would like ORAS more if it had a GBA Sounds

    The original music is so much better

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Yeah, I’m worried that the gen 4 remakes soundtrack will be worse than the original

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Zinnia theme though..

      • Ok yeah the new music they added is good but the remade songs are super bland

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      ORAS was dissapointing. Other than the delta episode (which I’m not a fan of TBH) and the legendary hoopa holes thing, it did the bare minimum of a remake.

      • Delta Episode was just a huge fetch quest with nothing to fetch. Go here, go there, talk to this person then go back to where interesting stuff happens until you finally get to Rayquaza but not before a long boring exposition dump

        • Chaos

          Sometimes I think these extended cut scenes (and quests) they have going on don’t belong in a Pokemon game. The older games handled them better, but I guess they gotta show off the new graphics with fancy cut-scenes…

          • They tried putting too much story in a remake of a game with very minimalist story. I hope they keep the flow Gen 4 had and not change it too much

      • Chaos

        ^This man speaks sense.

        They weren’t bad games, but they were terrible remakes.

      • Ultron

        Soaring though. Also secret base revamp

    • The singular Kuppo™

      What an amazing way of battling!

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        It sucks to be the third wheel, huh?

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Two is a couple and three………. ;_;

  • Chaos

    I like how P-Don is still a massive boss in Ubers. It literally has its own rank of S+ in the tier, which is above S where Xerneas and Mega Gengar are.

    Also this Gens mascot haven’t had nearly as much impact on the Ubers metagame as last Gens ones did. They are seriously bad, from their abilities, to their stats and rubbish movepools.

    • Wasn’t Lunaala really good for a while? What happened?

      • Chaos

        I dunno. But it’s down in A- and Solgaleo is B-

        Honestly Xerneas and Yveltal are holding strong (being S and A+ respectively)

        Kyogre is still completely screwed in every way by Primal Groudon.

    • MenacingCascoon

      And Rayquaza still in the tier of its own.
      Shame Solgaleo and other are bad. Basically just Ubers by default. Solgaleo is probably my favorite legendary now. Oh Well the design is what matters

      • Chaos

        Yeh, I haven’t actually used it, but I mean I don’t even have a reason to try it out.

        Back in XY I enjoyed using Yveltal so much. I mean with attacks like Oblivion Wing, Sucker Punch, Foul Play and Knock off it had plenty going for it. Neither Solgaleo or Lunala have anything interesting.

        • MenacingCascoon

          Speaking of competitive battling. Why didnt you enter my tournament? >.>

          • Chaos

            Cos I can’t commit to it. No point entering and then being unable to battle for any number of reasons. Sorry.

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        Lunala isn’t exactly bad, A- isn’t exactly terrible

    • Seraph Lends you his energy

      Lunala isn’t terrible really. Just not as good as the other legends

      • Seraph Lends you his energy

        At least it isn’t Solgaleo :3

  • EarthenWarrior

    Screw it posting mah region
    Eyanu Region
    1. Sproot Grass
    2. Eleplant Grass
    3. Ginormount Grass/Rock
    4. Cubust Fire
    5. Heetah Fire
    6. Apolleo Fire/Dark
    7. Dottle Water
    8. Inteliphin Water/Psychic
    9. Percephin Water/Psychic
    10. Raffian Normal
    11. Streerat Normal/Dark
    12. Shardinal Normal/Flying
    13. Sparroh Normal/Flying
    14. Halbird Steel/Flying
    15. Heirlva Bug
    16. Krystasis Bug
    17. Emproyal Bug/Psychic
    18. Bearry Grass
    19. Slowth Normal
    20. Tremensloth Normal
    21. Slugush Water
    22. Slugooze Water/Poison
    23. Shagalf Grass
    24. Hayakken Grass/Ground
    25. Sparkit Electric
    26. Veloxity Electric
    27. Yekid Ice/Fighting
    28. Coldossus Ice/Fighting
    29. Spellsufi Psychic
    30. Magenie Psychic
    31. Spuncture Poison/Flying
    32. Comboa Fighting
    33. Pestuzz Bug
    34. Vamsipher Bug/Dark
    35. Grimgoyl Rock/Flying
    36. Spectini Ghost
    37. Ghostalker Ghost
    38. Greaper Ghost/Steel
    39. Beannik Grass
    40. Florchid Grass
    41. Flormonious Grass/Psychic
    42. Montiki Grass/Rock
    43. Kongidol Grass/Rock
    44. Sanwurm Ground
    45. Servepent Ground
    46. Pharaobra Ground/Dark
    47. Hyjakk Electric/Steel
    48. Anklub Rock/Ground
    49. Quakelosaur Rock/Grou
    50. Electroscute Rock/Electric
    51. Stegawatt Rock/Electric
    52. Cocojoe Grass/Fire
    53. Cocomando Grass/Fire
    54. Alegio Water
    55. Aligladius Water/Steel
    56. Gladigator Water/Steel
    57. Sueyplex Ground/Fighting
    58. Warhog Ground/Fighting
    59. Snowl Ice/Flying
    60. Arctowl Ice/Flying
    61. Moonatee Water/Normal
    62. Amorphix Normal
    63. Deepish Water/Dark
    64. Anglure Water/Dark
    65. Dojoey Normal/Fighting
    66. Kickaroo Normal/Fighting
    67. Stoofy Fairy
    68. Mashmellow Fairy/Fighting
    69. Rustacean Water/Steel
    70. Krutankerous Water/Steel
    71. Treasurerous Dark/Steel
    72. Dynorceros Bug/Ground
    73. Solasma Fire/Electric
    74. Hotomic Fire/Electric
    75. Photomix Fire/Electric
    76. Drittzle Water/Flying
    77. Stormist Water/Flying
    78. Hurricos Water/Flying
    79. Terramite Bug/Rock
    80. Slithysis Ghost/Dragon
    81. Equesquine Fairy/Normal
    82. Mythicorn Fairy/Psychic
    83. Majegasus Fairy/Flying
    84. Noxinewt Poison/Psychic
    85. Hallucicko Poison/Psychic
    86. Smoldoom Fire/Poison
    87. Clayot Ground/Grass
    88. Terapotta Ground/Grass
    89. Shiverpillar Bug
    90. Bundelbug Bug
    91. Mothedral Bug/Ice
    92. Weewhal Water/Ice
    93. Northwhal Water/Ice
    94. Peaphe Fire/Flying
    95. Pyroc Fire/Flying
    96. Shillouette Normal/Ghost
    97. Shaggolin Electric/Ice
    98. Gloomour Fairy/Poison
    99. Malisocrat Fairy/Poison
    100. Snafflux Electric/Dark
    101. Herore Steel
    102. Ferroic Steel
    103. Drombie Dragon/Ghost
    104. Draghoul Dragon/Ghost
    105. Drequiem Dragon/Ghost
    106. Wastenaught Poison/Steel
    107. Rotcepticle Poison/Steel
    108. Rockid Normal/Rock
    109. Precibex Normal/Rock
    110. Rippole Water
    111. Undyrtoad Water
    112. Cerenapse Psychic/Electric
    113. Teslaozoa Psychic/Electric
    114. Grogre Grass/Water
    115. Scorpyre Bug/Fire
    116. Scorchpion Bug/Fire
    117. Necrocular Ghost
    118. Blastella Fire/Steel
    119. Barbor Steel/Poison
    120. Monkii Fighting/Psychic
    121. Woofukong Fighting/Psychic
    122. Embrr Fire/Ice
    123. Infernozen Fire/Ice
    124. Anenemi Grass/Electric
    125. Luckee Dragon/Fairy
    126. Joygon Dragon/Fairy
    127. Furyu Dragon/Fairy
    128. Infernhu Fire
    129. Aquarios Water
    130. Aerileeto Flying
    131. Eurthsa Rock
    132. Gaiasis Grass/Flying
    133. Toxigeddon Poison/Ground
    134. Recursive Ghost/Steel
    135. Insatyr Dark/Fairy
    136. Tremountian Rock
    137. Ratuskr Ground

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Too many fairies and not enough Ground/Electric/Dark

      • Chaos

        Steel/Ice

        • UnburdenedLegume

          So fragile though..

        • EarthenWarrior

          i don’t got anything for that sorry
          but i may change Barbor to a barnacle

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Does it not fit Northwhal?

          • EarthenWarrior

            what? these are different pokemon
            Northwhal is a killer whale narwhal with a icy tooth

            and Barbor is a sea urchin/barnacle that melt metals with their poisons and eat it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I meant the Steel/Ice typing.

          • EarthenWarrior

            No, it’s a freaking narwhal it is Water/Ice deel with it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I just thought it might ’cause you could make its horn steel or something. It’s fine either way.

      • EarthenWarrior

        are you counting the entire line as separate pokemon?

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