Pokémon GO is showing just how much they love their fans this Valentine’s Day by releasing Generation II increasing the amount of candy gained and making some rare Pokémon more common!

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we couldn’t think of a sweeter time to double the amount of Candy you’ll earn every time you catch, hatch, and transfer Pokémon. Your Buddy Pokémon is also getting into the Valentine’s Day spirit and will find Candy twice as fast!

Throughout the celebration, you’ll notice that Chansey, Clefable, and many other adorable pink Pokémon will be encountered more frequently in the wild. Cleffa, Igglybuff, and Smoochum will also be more likely to hatch from Eggs. And to help you paint your town pink this Valentine’s Day, Lure Modules will last for six hours for the entire duration of the event.

This limited-time celebration will only be available from 11:00 A.M. PST on February 8, 2017, to 11:00 A.M. PST on February 15, 2017, so grab your valentine, get out, and explore the world around you!

Ready to fire up GO and grab a pink Pokémon, stock up on candies or try your luck with some lure modules?! Fun fact: Clefairy is actually my buddy Pokémon!

FEATURED DISCUSSION: My Big Problem with the Pokémon Anime – An Essay and a Rant

  • Sword SwordSword

    Finally a new article! and im excited i loved the Halloween event!

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    yeah i also enjoyed the christmas event.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • The singular Kuppo™

    Oh yeah, I forgot that Pokemon GO is a thing 😛

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Honestly this is good for me. I need Chansey and Clefable so it’ll be good to have them more common for a while lol

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Sword SwordSword

      they do look good! and also Autism speaks does lie

      • Jeanne is Number One

        Is that one of the tabs (can’t see because phone)? Becuase otherwise that seems really random :p

        • Sword SwordSword

          it is one of the tabs lol

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I’m also in phone but you can open the image in a new tab and zoom in, it works!!

          • Jeanne is Number One

            I’m lazy this

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Sportacus doesn’t approve this

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Good

          • Sword SwordSword

            “If you want to be a villain number one, you’ll have to catch the super hero on the run”

          • The singular Kuppo™

            “Just follow my moves, and sneak around
            Be careful not to make a sound”

            BREEREKE

          • Sword SwordSword

            NO DON’T TOUCH THAT

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The second looks cool

    • Jeanne is Number One

      I’m really confused with the autism related tabs and then suddenly owls

  • Healing Fae

    People still play this?

    • Sword SwordSword

      i do because i have no life

    • The singular Kuppo™

      They surprisingly do

    • They won’t let it go

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Shame they haven’t added Gen 3 yet, Luvdisc would’ve looked perfect

  • Jeanne is Number One
  • Sword SwordSword

    E3 is now doing tickets for the public

    • Sword SwordSword

      idk what happened there, my account glitched and multiplied my comment

    • Jeanne is Number One

      Let’s just hope the stars align

  • EarthenWarrior

    Madre di dios why won’t this Dewpider be purple and red

    • Jeanne is Number One

      Welcome to shiny hunting life

      Hunting for Dewpider? De pelos

    • The singular Kuppo™

      *Madre de Dios

      FTFY

      • Jeanne is Number One

        Maybe it’s Mexican Spanish? Can’t say shit tho all of my Spanish comes from occasional holidays and Dora the Explorer XD

        • The singular Kuppo™

          No, your expression was Mexican Spanish but this isn’t lol

      • Leo

        if he removes the s then it’s Italian, madre di dio

    • Sword SwordSword

      why wont this honedge be red

  • Leo

    Gave up on a shiny mareanie. Got to 50 in the chain and the mareanie avoided my attack and killed the corsola. Chaining sucks

    • Leo

      Any good soul wanting to help? *cries*

      • Jeanne is Number One

        Maybe try MMing instead?

        • Leo

          Is it worth it if I don’t have the shiny charm?

          • Jeanne is Number One

            1/683 chance, much less consistent than chaining but you don’t have to worry about running out about time or PP or items

          • Leo

            Thanks, will do

          • Jeanne is Number One

            You’re welcome

      • EarthenWarrior

        let me check
        *Peers into my soul*
        …….nope nothing but hellfire and madness, besides i’m like 130 chains in

        • Leo

          I would’ve continued, but after doing like 70 and getting a corsola, then 50 and having mareanie kill the caller I’m not doing it again

    • Sword SwordSword

      the better odds come once you reach 70

      • Leo

        I know, I was trying to hit that and would’ve if the corsola hadn’t been killed

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Help I’m so childish my friend just told me the Polish words for bum and faeces rhyme and it kills me

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Sword SwordSword

      Luxury

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Give her some luxurious ball

      • Sword SwordSword

        Sword sword( now i want my shiny to come)

        • The singular Kuppo™

          sword sword (it will eventually come) sword sword sword ( the profecy says so)

          • Sword SwordSword

            Sword Sword Sword! (Im just tired of looking at honedge now)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            sword espada sword (look at a doublade or Aegislash then)

          • Sword SwordSword

            sword sword? (evolve everyone then?)

          • The singular Kuppo™

            sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword (yep)

          • EarthenWarrior

            Axe!

          • Sword SwordSword

            Swoooord (wow rude)

          • MenacingCascoon

            Actually swords beat axes (who gets it)

          • Jeanne is Number One

            That pun was a pain in the axe

          • The singular Kuppo™

            And axes beat Spears 😉

    • MenacingCascoon

      Yay no more complaining you don’t have a shiny

      • Robertatbellamy

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj531d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
        !mj531d:
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      • Loisjshaw

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj287d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
        !mj287d:
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      • Barbarajogren

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj402d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
        !mj402d:
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    • SpectralSeraph

      HOWALY CRAP

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i knew this was a possibility but she’s timid so she’s useless but purdy

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Speaking of shinies, is it okay if an OC has one or nah

    • EarthenWarrior

      depends, it cannot be legendary or purely cliche
      although not a requirement it hold much more influence if you actually own the shiny

    • The singular Kuppo™

      If it’s deserved it’s OK, if it’s just here for cosmetic purposes then nah

      • EarthenWarrior

        i wish Aerodactyl’s shiny was black

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Shiny Aerodactyl would look so much better if that was the case…

          • EarthenWarrior

            i am sooooo sick of purple Shinies….the irony of hunting a purple….

            But i wish it was darker

        • The PinSir

          Imagine a Shiny black Mega Aerodactyl

          • The singular Kuppo™

            3 cool for me

          • The singular Kuppo™

            *me

      • Jeanne is Number One

        Basically, his Tsareena was abandoned by her ‘tribe’ of Steenee and Bounsweet at the matriarch’s orders becuase of her shininess, and at least one of her character arcs is her getting over her her differences and seeing how it neither makes her better or worse: it makes her unique in one aspect.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          That’s pretty good honestly

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i got my Shiny Araquanid now i gotta devote some of my worthless time to Wow
    Love is in the air and i need to grind whatever to get 2 toys which i need to get an achievement that gives me a Mount

    now if i do hunt another shiny who or what should be next?
    Stufful
    Grubbin
    Mudbray
    ….Salandit?

    • Jeanne is Number One

      Mudbray

      Not a very different shiny but the small tweaks are actually v. nice

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Grubbin

    • SALANDIT YEE

    • MenacingCascoon

      Stufful
      Gold bear is amazing

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Grubbin Vikavolt is awesome

    • Ithsme

      Earthen: *doesn’t find a shiny for months and complains he never finds them*

      *finds one and becomes a full time shiny hunter*

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Actually in such a foul mood, but banned for 20 hours off of Competitive Overwatch because I left at the match complete screen

    • You monster

      • Jeanne is Number One

        Ikr we lost just because I left after the game was done :p

        Normally I’d at least stay for the outcome screen (which all the players in the match already know its actually so pointless) but I was stuck with the worst attack Bastion I saw in my life.

        • R.I.P

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Literally everyone else switched when they saw their role wasn’t working but him and his mate stayed Bastion and Junkrat the whole time

  • The Retro Kurusu

    A Valentines EVENT?! Explains why I saw a Wigglytuff today

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Don’t know how much this has been asked, but favourite Pokémon out of the original 151?

    • Sword SwordSword

      Seel

      • Sword SwordSword

        or cubone

    • Ninetales followed by Gengar

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      charizard and fearow

    • EarthenWarrior

      Rhydon but i will say i’ve never liked how they made the ears so long or the neck…frills

    • Healing Fae

      three way tie between clefable, wigglytuff and Raichu for me

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Vileplume and Parasect

  • *The Impatient Matenou*

    so earlier someone said autisim speaks lies which i think we need to talk about the lies the organization has said.

    • I don’t know much about it but from what little I know, they treat autistic people pretty poorly

    • Sword SwordSword

      that was me, as someone with a form of autism, The organization does in-fact lie about many things and treat Autistic people poorly like Star said

    • MenacingCascoon

      Maybe this isn’t the place to mention this..

      • Sword SwordSword

        sorry I get very heated when it comes to Autism speaks whatever i said ends there

    • Jeanne is Number One

      To be honest? Absolutely no clue, since it’s not really a thing here in the UK and there’s no one that close to me with an ASD diagnosis (we think my sister might have it, but she isn’t diagnosed with anything)

      And tbh I just kinda feel this is kinda bad here, this is even more complex than the mainstream politics imo and it just doesn’t seem like a good place to talk about it

    • Ithsme

      Sorry for using strong language, but I’m so god damn sick of socio-political issues (don’t think I’m mad at you, I just hearing them left and right and it makes me want to crawl under a rock).

    • TheNintendoChip

      When you try to make something work and it just isn’t

    • EarthenWarrior

      waitta second…..is this the issunboushi one?

  • Ithsme

    Can’t wait to be lonely again.

    ————————-

    Off topic entirely, but I’m pretty angry about this. So for some odd reason my school has recently taken a strong position on video games. They’ve fallen into the false mentality that video games make murderers, and now the teachers (except one who actually plays video games, he’s a cool guy) are all preaching out against video games. I thought we had moved passed this, and now my school is treating gamers like we’ve got some sort of mental disease. It’s actually a little funny now that I think about it but it was pretty enraging at the time lol.

      • Ithsme

        Yeah I mean all they really had to do was a basic google search, it would’ve saved them a lot of time and energy complaining about them.

        But I’m not one to argue with those who have my fate in their hands.

        • Because we all know…
          Elizabeth Báthory, a Hungarian noble who tortured and murdered almost 650 teenage peasant girls between 1585 and 1610 learned it from playing Yandere Simulator

          • Jeanne is Number One

            TBF i would murder someone after playing that game… The dev, that is

          • I’m curious to hear what you think of that game

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Alright concept, botched execution. The dev can’t code for his life and isn’t willing to improve, resulting in FPS comparable to a snail dying and more glitches than there are stars in our universe, which wouldn’t be a problem if he wasn’t so defensive and willing to improve, and he’s a total creep who doesn’t give anything back to the people who invest in making his game

          • The part that irks me most is the whole Twitch situation. He is so crazy confused about why they banned the game when a major part of the game is murdering young school girls in order to get with a guy. That is super fucked up. I’m not saying the game shouldn’t be made, but it is totally understandable that it would be banned on Twitch

          • Jeanne is Number One

            And taking underage panty shots

            He can say things like ‘oh Japanese age of consent is 14’ (not technically true but won’t go into it) but it’s still wrong seeing as these girls are still school children

          • Oh yeah totally. Like what artistic value does that add to the game at all? They are literally children

          • Jeanne is Number One

            It shows Yandere Chan is not a good person >:)

            She’s not a good Yandere either

          • Lol. I think everyone knows she is a bad person 😛

            But yeah the dev always came off as kinda inept to me. It always seemed weird that he would spend time working on references to other media that would be removed from the final game instead of… ya know… working on the game?

            Like the time that went into making the Attack on Titan thing and the Sans thing could’ve gone into debugging and working on new mechanics

          • Jeanne is Number One

            It’s because he’s lazy and expects the benefits of being an indie dev without any of the efforts

            And trust me, he’s much worse than even his videos let on. He wrote a harem Soul Caliber fanfiction called ‘I am your slave’ and it’s just… Ehhh

          • Also I just googled this but three years? This game has been in development for three years? Three fucking years? I understand it’s one guy making this game but for it to be in development for that long and have a game in that state? That is amazing. And by amazing, I mean terrible

      • EarthenWarrior

        or hit them with sturgeons

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Didn’t your school had a smash competition? What’s up with the sudden change?

      • Ithsme

        Smash competition is run and organized by students. The school doesn’t support it (and honestly I wouldn’t be suprised if that’s sorta what caused the sudden vocalness about video games) but they can’t really do anything to stop it since it isn’t really up to them.

        Speaking of the competition (I know you probably don’t care lol) the organizers opened it up to more than one team per homeroom so we’re all good now.

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I’m honestly surprised that teachers are complaining about something that has been proved fake centuries ago smhhh

          • Ithsme

            Yeah I mean gaming has been around for centuries…

    • EarthenWarrior

      then they’re a bunch of nacy sues,
      Video Games don’t make people murders, messed up individuals with no common sense unable to differentiate morals make murders, sociopathic thoughts dwell in all of us but rarely people act on them

      now the the hilarious thing would be if a large neon buzzing sign would flash as i wrote this and has a big illuminated arrow pointing at me since i’m a lover and supporter of violence

      • Ithsme

        I don’t think there’s anything that will convince the masses at this point…

        • EarthenWarrior

          nothing will, so don’t listen to them and be extremely adamant in telling that they’re wrong and you’re right

          • Ithsme

            Don’t worry, they can’t corrupt me any further than gaming already has

          • EarthenWarrior

            !@#$ YEAH KILL THEM ALL!!!

        • Jeanne is Number One

          The masses really don’t care about video games

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Like in this context

          • Ithsme

            The masses only care about something when there’s drama tbh, and when there’s not, they’ll create it (i.e. saying gaming is a problem in society).

    • Sword SwordSword

      so like back before video games were a thing what made murderers? Newspapers? Lightbulbs?

    • Chaos

      Wait….is this the same school with the lunchtime seating thing?

      Seriously I think you need to move school.

      • Ithsme

        Lol yep, it is.

        But do you know what’s funnier? We’re supposedly the smartest school in the entire city area, so that makes me wonder what other schools are like lol

        • Oh my god same. We’re supposed to be the best school in the area meanwhile the staff went on a month long crusade against girls wearing leggings

          • Ithsme

            Oh yeah there’s a really strict dress code here as well. For example you have to wear all white socks, even though nobody will even see them since your pants have to cover your socks lol

          • lol… what?

          • Ithsme

            .______________________.

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Our school, despite having a tie/blazer/dress shirt/polo shirt dress code, is nowhere near that strict e-e

            Like I can wear my converse because they’re black and white, my shirts untucked and my tie is slack, and girls can wear skirts with socks, leggings, or even trousers

          • Ithsme

            I guess I’d rather take my own code over having to wear a tie everyday

          • Jeanne is Number One

            Tie doesn’t even feel like it’s there tbh

          • Chaos

            Meh, don’t wanna say anything on this topic. I dunno if American schools have school uniforms or not, but over here we do (in most cases) and personally I think it helps avoid the unnecessary hassle.

          • Some schools have uniforms but mostly private schools.

          • Ithsme

            Yeah I mean uniforms are fine but sometimes they make unnecessary rules. Like the socks and pants thing I said below.

        • Chaos

          Lol, best/smartest school is such a stupid thing to say.

          It just gives the schools (namely the teachers) an unneeded ego trip.

          • Ithsme

            Tell me about it…

        • Jeanne is Number One

          It’s like that everywhere, I’m in a average school in area full of junkies and the ‘bad immigrants’ (people who come to this country to abuse our benefits and health care, don’t care about respecting the country and give hard working immigrants a bad name) and teachers will get on to you for not having your blazer on of for having a stripe of color on your shoes

  • Ithsme

    What hero do you think BotW Link will be called? Probably Hero of the Wild or Hero of Nature or something, but inb4 it’s Hero of Breath.

  • Sword SwordSword

    Can we admire how beautiful this game looks and how badass link looks here https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf862cc1b9d2d4ab5e615b977d10a6abea2b5f03d30ce2f94577caab4df85cec.png

  • Ithsme

    Um, am I looking too much into this or did Miyamoto and Aonuma just acccidently slip MASSIVE SPOILERS?!

    Careful
    Link is not human???? Are they just referring to the fact that he’s hylian or what?

    • Sword SwordSword

      i didnt open it

    • The singular Kuppo™

      You’ve ruined the game for me >:(

      Nah I don’t care that much, I don’t even know what an hylian islol

      • Ithsme

        OOT spoilers, I guess?

        It’s the race that link was in past games. He thought he was kokiri, but he’s actually hylian, which are regular humans with pointy ears. I may be looking too much into this.

  • SpectralSeraph

    Ahahahah.. (No one cares about go)

    • Pokemon go play the main series

      • SpectralSeraph

        Pretty much

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Niantic does…………

      ………Or not

      • SpectralSeraph

        The never did

  • SpectralSeraph

    I just typed anime opening romanji lyrics onto a text to speech translator…
    No regrets

  • SpectralSeraph

    Anyone up for helping me cross breed plums and oranges and calling them purples?

  • How Pokemon Go could’ve been a good game

    – Simple battle mechanics, doesnt have to be as deep or complex as the main series, but a battling system.
    – A tracker that works
    – Sprinkle in some gen 2 mons at release to add extra variety to spawns
    – Being able to train and level up pokemon.
    – Bluetooth/LAN battling
    – Treasure boxes that randomly spawn containing items, eggs and coins
    – Consistant updates
    – Replace Teams with user made factions that control gyms. Players can join eachother’s factions.

    Thoughts?

    • SpectralSeraph

      ^This <3

      • Maybe make Pokestops areas with increased EXP gain, higher chance of spawning rare pokemon and… ooooo

        Make Pokestops like a GTS sort of thing where you can request pokemon and put one pokemon in. With some restrictions of course so you can’t clog it up with requests for Mews

        • SpectralSeraph

          So we’re breaking into Niantic and making you the director, okay?

          • Sounds perfect

          • SpectralSeraph

            So …. how are we going to… by force?

          • Well if their security is anything like their tracker then we should be fine

          • SpectralSeraph

            Throwing shade m8

    • Ithsme

      Everything except that last part.

      • Eh, just an idea. Not really fleshed out. Now that I think about it, the teams probably were the best part of that game

        • Ithsme

          It’s because 2 things. 1. Many people wouldn’t have anyone to faction with and 2. The division of gyms would be too sporadic.

          And yeah, the teams were sorta what kept me hooked for a while.

  • Basically… Niantic needed an experienced development team working alongside them. The Pokemon Company and Nintendo for sure weren’t working with them enough

  • SpectralSeraph

    I wanna post a fanmon but only one other person is hereeee

  • SpectralSeraph

    Pokedex Entry: 118
    Incinion
    Classification: The SIngle-Minded Pokrmon
    Height: 0’08
    Weight: 0.02 Lbs
    Typing: Celestial/Fire
    Ability:Swarm/Overwhelm (Hidden Ability: Hivemind)
    Stats:
    HP: 30
    Attack: 20
    Defense: 30
    Special Attack: 80
    Special Defense: 30
    Speed: 90
    Base Stat total: 280
    Pokedex Entry: These small Pokémon can supposedly squeeze and squish into any space imaginable. Their goal is to find a place in which their swarm can find a suitable nest. If owned by a trainer, it will selflessly protect them since they play as its leader. It is entirely fixated on that one goal, regardless of the situation at hand and hardships they face. Trainer raised and wild Incinion are said to be drastically different from each other.

    IJKGANDKBGADLFKJASFASF MY CHILD

    It’s literally a hive mind of jellyfishes
    Is that the right plural?

    • SpectralSeraph

      Oh and this thing evolves two more times

    • Sword SwordSword

      FSPODFJSPJFPODSJF I LOVE IT

      • SpectralSeraph

        THANK YOU 😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      ewww celestial and why is it a fire type? i mean what kinda physiology we talking about?

      • SpectralSeraph

        Celestial cause it came from space
        It’s literally the equivalent of lava jello… it’s jelly like but touching it WILL burn

        • EarthenWarrior

          and yet its purpose is to find a nest…

          this is why i don’t like em i have no idea what this is and their behavior is poorly written….

          • SpectralSeraph

            I wrote this literally in two minutes, I still need to touch up on them.
            They live in heated areas
            Also
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c3b8a1d7293cbbfc273d32e108444c4729421d318ffc69556db70b33d4ccc73.jpg

          • EarthenWarrior

            Kiiiinda sounds like my jellyfish Fakemon i pitched yesterday Cerenapse and Telsazoa

          • SpectralSeraph

            Those were more akin to parasites of some sort
            These things literally just want to find a suitable place to stay, the leader breeds, and the cycle continues.
            Trainer owned ones are different. The stick by the trainer because they can be evolved easier under one’s possession.

          • EarthenWarrior

            ehhhh it still could use a little research

          • SpectralSeraph

            I know, this is still in process though. I just wanted to put it out here

  • Destruction EastGuzma

    taking a break from honedge, so bye bye Sword SwordSword welcome back ya boy EastGuzma.

  • Leo

    Still looking a shiny mareanie. I stopped trying to use the swag breeding method and went back to sos call chaining again. I’m past 70 encounters (idk exactly the number though) so hopefully it’ll happen

    • Healing Fae

      Goodluck, you’ll get it eventually

      • Leo

        Thank youu
        I want to get a shiny one so I can name it Rosa and make it my new character’s starter. (I’ll restart as a girl)

  • Destruction EastGuzma

    Ok listen up guys March 1st-3rd we should do BotW themed avatars, I CALL
    https://zeldawiki.org/images/3/3e/BotW_Unknown_Character_Model_8.png

    • SpectralSeraph

      Welp I can’t be a bird

      • Destruction EastGuzma

        fine u can be the bird, ill be link

        • SpectralSeraph

          😀 thank uuu

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            YOUR BEST FRIEND THATS WHY

          • SpectralSeraph

            YAY!

    • Emotionless Protagonist

      I CALL GORON TO PISS OFF EARTHEN

      Jk I want to be Zora guy.

      • Destruction EastGuzma

        your pic makes everything better

        • Emotionless Protagonist

          Dunno how long I’ll keep it lol

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            OMG YOUR NAME I JUST NOTICED

          • Emotionless Protagonist

            I wanted to be Emotionless Protagonist (Ithsme) but it’s too many characters.

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            Emotonless Protagithsme

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Bingo

    • ZELDA

    • EarthenWarrior

      Darkel non-negotiable

  • SpectralSeraph

    Best out of context comment of the day
    “Spritzee is a fuking disembodied nose dude”

  • Jeanne is Number One

    Yo got my first regional variant concept for my rebooted Dex, working on the first form before finalising its two evos

    Name: Regional Rhyhorn
    Type: Steel/Normal
    Ability: Bulletproof/Sturdy/Filter
    Basis: Dürer’s Rhinoceros and a knight (more apparent later)
    (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dürer's_Rhinoceros)

    Flavour Text: Will be split into Dex entries later

    When Rhyhorn was first brought from a distant land, rumours spread of it possessing armor that rivalled the hardness of iron. Dissapointed that this was not the case, am ancient king bred Rhyhorn to become iron armored behemoths for use in his army.

    This Pokémon is immensely heavy, and eats minerals high in metals. Due to their sheer power and expensive eating habits, they’re very rare. The rarest of them all is the shiny variant, who’s armor matches gold in beauty and iron in strength.

    Whilst originally used to take down forts in ancient days, this Pokémon is now a police Pokémon due to its resilience, loyalty and strong charging power.

    • SpectralSeraph

      Distant land (Adventure time incomig)
      I like it… a bunch
      Reminds me of Aron

      • Gladion is Number One

        First stage is like steroid Aron but it diverges more when the knight theme comes in… The regional Rhyperior is a complete badass, it’s a Steel/Fighting with a sword-like born and cannon arms

        • SpectralSeraph

          YooooO! I WANT THIS

          (I could use an opinion as well :3)

          • SpectralSeraph

            Nudge nudge (I made a new mon below, plz look)

        • SpectralSeraph

          M8?

          • Gladion is Number One

            But bust to write a full response looks cool from that I’ve skimmed tho

          • SpectralSeraph

            Wait what?

          • Gladion is Number One

            *Bit busy

          • SpectralSeraph

            Okay!
            Glad ya think it’s cool regardless

    • EarthenWarrior

      Make it ground/Steel and it could work (although we don’t know if Rhyhorn can eat minerals because they’re reported to be herbivorous)

      But i really don’t like variants born from human demands its kinda horrifying

      • Gladion is Number One

        No, because it has a reason for not being Ground. All non metal aspects have been purged from it, leaving an average Pokémon (Normal) with its own armor (Steel) which has a type change later.

        Its diet adapted, as iron is highly necessary in upkeep of its armor. It would’ve started off by having inorganic sources slowly introduced before it becoming a main source, if Rhyhorn couldn’t just eat minerals in the first place.

        Earthen, you have a pug, right? Then be horrified, becuase it only exists because humans made it that way.

        • EarthenWarrior

          just such a convoluted method,

          • Gladion is Number One

            Not really

            1) This is Pokémon, it’s all fantasy
            2) It’s actually p. realistic in basis (not the armor part, the drastic adaption part). Earthen, look at dogs. They’re all the same species, derived from a species resembling the modern wolf, yet are all custom made for a service to man kind. This is literally an exaggerated fantastical version of that

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            FANTASSYYYY

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Wait
            Fixed

          • EarthenWarrior

            i just don’t approve of you mangling such a perfect pokemon, and if they wanted iron behemoths couldn’t they just import regular old steel types? Aggron for starters

            or just plain make a totally innovated iron monster

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            BIASED AS F**K!

          • EarthenWarrior

            duhhhhh

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Get outta ‘ear

          • EarthenWarrior

            Nuh uh, now get yo punk ass outta ere’ or i’m gonna pound you flattah den a stunfisk!
            DiD I MAKE MAHSELF CLEAR

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You used Nuh uh… wtf

          • Gladion is Number One

            His only boss is guzma

          • EarthenWarrior

            i left that punk on the bathroom floor

          • Gladion is Number One

            I really don’t care Earthen, GameFreak wouldn’t so why should I?

            Because Aggron isn’t purpose bred for attacking enemies and the king wasn’t fed a false depiction he wanted to fix of an Aggron. On the other hand, the Regional Rhyperior is literally a destructive powerhouse meant purely to break down buildings efficiently without it just being a by product of what it already has

            Because then using the Dürer’s_Rhinoceros would be too close to what Rhyhorn already is? An armored rhino?

    • You’re a disgrace, son

      • Gladion is Number One

        Fuck you mom this isn’t a phase

        • Why can’t you be more like your sister? She always listens to me and- oh … well… there she goes with the Cosmog

          Both of my children are little shits

          • Gladion is Number One

            Fuck you mom I want dad back

          • We don’t need him we have Nihilego

          • Gladion is Number One

            At least dad didn’t try to Poison me

          • That’s it! Go to your room! No gameboy or Beast Killer for a week! And no visiting your weird little Team Skull friends either

          • Gladion is Number One

            MOOOOM THEY’RE ALL GOING TO THINK I’M SPINELESS

          • Until you learn to respect your jellyfish and my beauty, you are grounded and that is final, young man!

          • Gladion is Number One

            I’M RUNNING AWAY MOM AND I’M TAKING NULL WITH ME

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            🙂

          • After all I’ve done for you!? After all the love and care I gave you and now you and your sister are leaving your poor mother all alone? Who is going to tell me how beautiful I am everyday?

          • Gladion is Number One

            I DON’T CARE MOM GET YOUR JELLYFISH GENDER LESS ASSHOLE STEPDAD TO TELL YOU BECUASE I’M DONE

            I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK FREELY

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (GLadion encounter music plays in the background)

          • THAT VILE BAND HAS NO MUSICAL TALENT WHATSOEVER. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE REAL MUSIC IS PERFORMED WITH STRINGS AND PIANO ONLY??

          • Gladion is Number One

            FUCK YOU MOM JUST BECAUSE YOU VISITED SINNOH ONCE DOESN’T MEAN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT STRINGS AND PIANO

            JUST LET ME SHRED MY ELECTRIC GUITAR AND THEN LET NULL SHRED MY PANTS

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            “Let Null shred my pants”

            I’m looking into this too much.

          • Gladion is Number One

            MOMMY THIS MAN IS SCARING ME

          • It’s scary out there in the real world isn’t it? How could you possibly survive without the protection of a wonderful mother and Ultra Beast?

          • Gladion is Number One

            I want my papa back

          • Oh, sweetie.. we all want your papa back…

            Buuuuut he’s probably dead forever. Probably scattered across dimensions. His arms in the middle of a world without mega evolution…
            and his head somewhere in a world where day is night and night is day!

            Could you imagine? A world without mega evolution?

          • Gladion is Number One

            But he’s at Poké Pelago

            He’s just fat now and doesn’t know my name ;-;

          • Oh no he must be dead! There is no possible way he is alive on Poke Pelago.. it just isn’t possible!

            Oh how sad

          • Gladion is Number One

            Mooom can’t you use some aether device to bring him back

          • Sweetie stop asking so many questions. Questions don’t make people beautiful

          • FINE IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOUR POOR MISERABLE MOTHER ALL ALONE TO WEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE MY CHILDREN SO CLEARLY HATE ME, ILL TELL MADAME WICKE TO PACK YOUR THINGS.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            We’re not weird!
            …..just hard

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            woah woah did you just call ya boy weird

          • Of course not, Guzma. A mother just has to keep her children in line. I’m sure you understand

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            y-yes m’am

        • Destruction EastGuzma

          Woah woah

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It’s our boy!

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            NO WAY IM DONE

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Why ya done boss?

          • Destruction EastGuzma

            man i love this community

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            🙂 🙂 🙂

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          🙂 🙂

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        🙂

  • Destruction EastGuzma

    what have i created

    • Destruction EastGuzma

      I love this guys, thank u

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I left for like 15 minutes

    What have you done?!

    • Destruction EastGuzma

      character development

    • Gladion is Number One

      Wait who’s the Grunt because I thought you were the grunt

      • Destruction EastGuzma

        My best buddy the ghost

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        yo

        • Gladion is Number One

          There’s no use, my Null will destroy all of your Pokémon

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (Skull grunt walks away)

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Skull grunt style

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        … 🙂

        • Gladion is Number One

          … >:(

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            🙂

            Alright I’ll stop spamming now

    • My disobedient children are making me so stressed. It’s affecting my good looks!

  • Destruction EastGuzma

    Newcomers to this site must love us

    • Gladion is Number One

      We need a Lillie tho

      • Destruction EastGuzma

        and a nebby

        • Gladion is Number One

          Pew

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Next person to come back has to be Hau

      • (I vote Earthen)

        • EarthenWarrior

          I hate him more than anyone that could be possibly be hated

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          It’s the perfect fit
          A big man for an even bigger Malasada

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Hau could we forget Hau

    • EarthenWarrior

      yeah we are kinda nuts…and psychotic

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Total immersion

      We play the game, we love the game, we ARE the game

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    @gladion is number one
    So who’s gonna be Type: Null

    • Gladion is Number One

      I’ll find my Null some day

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        :3

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          🙂

          • <3

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Go get a 6th Pokemon.

          • Go get emotions. It’s for your own good, honey

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Speak for yourself…

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            y’all are stupid

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            To quote myself, “:)”.

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    I found a way better guzma pic

  • Leo

    Another shiny corsola u_U

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      maybe you should tell that ya boy is gonna show it destruction

      • Leo

        keeping it as the caller in case something fucks up, but I just want a mareanie, I don’t care about the nature or ivssss

      • EarthenWarrior

        i am gonna clean both your clocks if this progresses

    • I feel you for whatever reason are unable to care for it, visit a local Aether Foundation office and donate it. Our kind workers will take it to the Aether Foundation where we will protect the beautiful creature from threats like that terrible Team Skull

      • Leo

        I’ll feed it to the mareanies

    • zess

      Maybe you’d be better off breeding one?

      • Leo

        Chaining is less boring :/

        • zess

          True… trying to get this Eevee is draining my patience….😧

          • Leo

            It’s the first time I’m shiny hunting since HGSS, RNGing is easier than this

          • zess

            Gee maybe you should have started with something easier but at any rate enjoy the thrill of the hunt!

          • Leo

            If only I had the shiny charm..

          • zess

            How many pokemon do you need to finish your dex? I might be able to help for your future endeavors. But if it’s any consolation when you find your shiny Mareanie it’ll be a bit more rare than most.

          • Leo

            I’ve only captured 30 lol I just want the mareanie so I can restart the game and actually complete the pokedex/do the extra post-game stuff

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    WHICH ONE OF YOU LEAKED THIS VIDEO

    • EarthenWarrior

      omg he has the legendary Don Patch Sword!

    • *whisles Lusamine battle theme
      Oh no, I would never do such a thing

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        *uploads new video*

        • WAIT THATS THE WRONG FILE I MEANT TO UPLOAD AN AETHER FOUNDATION INFORMATION VIDEO HOW DO I DELETE THIS

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            no

          • GUZMA PLEASE I CANT LET ALOLA SEE ME LIKE THIS! I DIDNT HAVE MAKE UP ON

          • Gladion is Number One

            MOOOOM YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK LAME IN FRONT OF GUZMA

          • Quiet, Gladion, the adults are talking.

            GUZMA

        • Gladion is Number One

          I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE SHE PROMISED SHE’D GIVE ME MY Z RING BACK

  • MenacingCascoon

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mOXt0A-Wpp6xxR3UOxdIzPNx6AhXYaPz99VhIxf8KgU/edit
    Dont forget to sign up for the tourney! Show us if you can actually win just by using non OU/Uber/Legendary pokemon!

  • MenacingCascoon

    Since the article theme is about Valentines. Who’s every favorite Male character of each region and why?

    • EarthenWarrior

      none
      Why: i ain’t gey

      • I don’t believe it was a romantic question

        • EarthenWarrior

          i highly disagree

          • Well surely there is a character that’s you wouldn’t necissarily mind being involved with regardless of gender. *cough* Nihiligo*

          • MenacingCascoon

            It was not meant to be romantic, but if that’s what you wanted to perceive it as then it’s ok. No need to be ashamed of yourself 😉

          • EarthenWarrior

            no sweat, Earthen loves the ladies

      • MenacingCascoon

        Wow that’s so surprising. I thought you like Clay. Guess not. I see, Clay is pretty lame isnt he. That stupid accent. That stupid hat! Ugh hes also got sideburns! EWWW. Dont even get me started on his gym type.

        • Gladion is Number One

          Clay? More like makes me cringe so hard I revert from gay

      • Leo

        I saw you found the shiny you wanted. Do you have a shiny charm?

    • Nihilego
      (N because he’s just a rad character. Just such an interesting conflict)

    • Leo

      Daddy Kukui for Alola

    • Gladion is Number One

      Red (Gen VII+ Only)
      Falkner
      Steven Stone
      Volkner
      The soccer trainer class
      Sycamore
      Kiawe

    • The Retro Kurusu

      To be honest mine are
      Bruno because he’s bad ass
      Chuck
      Wally because he’s awesome
      Byron he’s cool
      Marshal
      Trevor
      Hala

    • Healing Fae

      Lucas, Ethan….. cant say I like any of the other male characters ever in any pokemon game because most of them have awful hair. (how am I gay when I have so much distaste in men)

    • MewMew

      Gen 1: ?
      Gen 2: ?
      Gen 3: Steven Stone hands down! I just really like his character. He’s actually my favorite male character throughout the whole series
      Gen 4: ?
      Gen 5: N
      Gen 6: Sycamore
      Gen 7: Gladion
      I’ll have to think on those 3 with the question marks because I’m not sure tbh xD

  • Gladion is Number One

    I am going to bed now, I promise to be well behaved and its far past my bed time oh God help me she has my ripped jeans and she’s holding them at scissor point I have wrote say what she wants

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Gladion is Number One

        (OH be quiet you it’s fun for now :p)

    • Good night sweetie! Be sure to brush your teeth for 45-90 minutes. When you see blood, you know you brushed enough. Gotta keep those teeth shining and beautiful

      • Gladion is Number One

        Okay mother, I hope to do you proud by following your beautiful plan SHE’S SEWN UP ONE PAIR OF MY RIPPED JEANS AND SHE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE ME GUZMA GRUNT ANYBODY PLEASE

        • Oh aren’t you a good boy? I hope your dreams are filled with joy, jelly fish, and respectable white outfits

          • Gladion is Number One

            Mother, I do not need to dream, as my life is a dream a nightmare specifically because she’s sewn up another pair and I’m considering taking the needles to my own throat 🙂

          • Yes yes.. life is a dream isn’t it? A happy dream full of good children who don’t disobey their mother <3

          • EarthenWarrior
  • Well it would seem someone broke the internet in a fit of anger because they were unhappy about a certain beautiful someone fixing their clothing up to look respectable and now I am unable to connect to the internet. I must leave for a bit to help Madame Wicke get it back up. Goodbye beauties!

    (Nah but my internet stopped working and I don’t want to use any more data so bye)

  • MenacingCascoon

    Another valentine question (sorry)
    What pokemon was an acquired love? (specifically hated it at first, but something made you change your opinion to love it)
    AND Vice Versa: What pokemon did you love but now hate so much?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Scrafty,
      Landorus

      • MenacingCascoon

        More specifics please. Did you hate or love scrafty and what changed your mind?
        And Im assuming you hate lando

      • The PinSir

        You hate Landorus?

        • EarthenWarrior

          very much, mostly because of competitive

          • The PinSir

            Very true, competitively, it’s annoying.

          • EarthenWarrior

            its annoying
            every single one is THE EXACT SAME SET
            Stealth Rock
            U turn
            always holding a rocky helmet

          • MenacingCascoon

            Well, there are some scarf ones too. and some Flynium z ones. So thats 3 sets

          • The Retro Kurusu

            And immune to Ground and Electric

          • EarthenWarrior

            that has nothing to do with it, it’s just a very stupidly effective destabilizer with very few weaknesses

    • The PinSir

      Actually, for a Pokemon that acquired love for my situation, it was Pinsir. I had mixed feelings for it several years ago, but recently I love it so much more.

      As for the other… Darkrai. I thought it was so cool, but it became an annoying pest in competitive battling. Despite the Dark Void nerd, still hate it and won’t hesitate to annihilate it.

      • Leo
        • The PinSir

          No hard feelings Leo

          • Leo

            Do you have a new username? Who were you before?

          • The PinSir

            Actually, this is my 3rd username I just made a couple of weeks ago. My very first username was Golden_Lucario when I joined in August, then I changed it to Golden_Monferno in October, and ThePinSir is the one now.

          • Leo

            Oh ok, I was away for a while

          • The PinSir

            It’s all good

          • EarthenWarrior

            ooooooh so that’s who you are

    • I quite disliked Mismagious at first but very quickly began to adore it!

      ( I didn’t like Lopunny all that much for a while but after seeing it’s mega I noticed just how cute it was and it quickly became one of my favorites as I used it in Alpha Sapphire. Though admittedly I did always have a soft spot for it after reading these comics that I can’t remember the name of when I was younger.

      I used to like Lucario a lot, I mean, SilverRiolu was my name for a while , but now I really don’t like it all that much

      • The PinSir

        Yeah Lucario became “meh” after a while for me, though I thought it was the coolest thing when I was younger.

      • Oh! The comic was called Random Doom!! I don’t remember if it was actually good or not though

      • Healing Fae

        I remember when you had that name :3 Lucario can choke though

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Umm for Love from hate Hitmontop hated its power in Colliseum, then grew to like it after while

      For Hate I’m not sure maybe Jynx?

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      i’m saying minior and the fact it learns EXPLOSION >:(

    • Healing Fae

      Slurpuff! I loved aromatisse at first but thought Slurpuff was ugly, now I love slurpuff so much more and it and its evolution are my favourite pokemon of all time.

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      I can’t think of a first… I mean the only mon I ACQUIRED love for is Honchkrow but I always liked it a little.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Sweet Fae

      people are stupid, they don’t even know what the show is about. Im so done with the stupidity thats running ramped these days.

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Out of curiosity what is this about?

        A show with a name like that is asking for trouble, no matter what it’s about loo

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          *lol

        • Sweet Fae

          Basically its about the trials of being black in an almost entirely white school. Thats pretty much it, it actually looks really good, but of course some white people like to play the victim card a lot and are being stupid about it, but like what else is new. (saying as an outwardly white person)

          • This sounds actually really good

          • Sweet Fae

            I love him

          • He’s just the best

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Huh, sounds boring. 😛

            But people overreact about everything, I’m not suprised.

          • Sweet Fae

            it actually looks really funny but also deals with some important issues judging by the trailer, I’ll probs watch it. But yeah you right some people need new hobbies.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            But that’s the thing for me, I hate dealing with socio-political issues. It’s just more stress lol

          • Sweet Fae

            ok, but…. how do you live then? forgive me for asking, I’m honestly just curious because I cant go a day without encounter some form of socio-political issue and like its getting more and more common with everything thats going on, but I guess maybe it could be because a lot of these issues effect me so like I cant turn a blind eye.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You just ignore it.. that’s all you do really

          • Sweet Fae

            sorry, guess that will never be me. If I see something wrong happening I cant ignore it. I was playing Dragon Age today and one character talked about how he ignored some kids stringing up a puppy from a tree and how it broke him that he was too weak to do something when he could have. I can’t ignore things that I can change. Obviously thats not everyone, but thats me.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Oh yeah I’m like that too….but I try to be tactical about when I do

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That’s different, though. If someone or some animal was being tortured right in front of me of course I’d try to save it, but as morbid as it sounds, you know how he would have been happier?

            If he didn’t see them doing it at all. That’s where my blissful ignorance comes in.

          • Sweet Fae

            I mean its not different, all our actions and non-actions lead to some result or another and who’s to say that not speaking up against something wrong won’t result in people or creatures dying, aka the holocaust.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I really don’t want that responsibility on me, AND THAT’S WHY I IGNORE IT.

            I’m sorta done here, no offense to you but I’m getting a little annoyed. I don’t want my desire to escape these issues being compared to the causes of the holocaust.

          • Sweet Fae

            I mean thats fine I said it was all cool a while ago, I have no issue with you and wasn’t directing that at you. But still, I gotta be real.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I get that, there’s many different ways to deal with issues like this. I’m sorry if I overreacted.

          • Sweet Fae

            Its all gucci

          • Sweet Fae

            ahhahahahaha, I literally knew this dog was just dragging its balls the whole time, but the commentary was A+

          • Cr1tikal coming through for me when I need him

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Literally a just ignore it. Shut it all out. You’re right, living in the present means they’re shoved down my throat, but I just try to move on as soon as I can.

            You may call it cowardice and that’s entirely fair, but personally I’m happier without the problems of our entire society on my shoulders.

          • Sweet Fae

            its not cowardice per say, there are just some that simply cannot handle the stress of the worlds issues, my mother is one of those people, she always asks me why I continue to follow it all, where she just blocks it out. I always tell her that if we want change we cant all block it out, but she could never handle it, I understand that.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That’s part of the thing too. I felt like, and still do feel, that I don’t have anything in my power to make a substantial difference even if I wanted to. And to save myself the worry, I’m just done trying to deal with this.

        • Sweet Fae

          Basically its about the trials of being black in an almost entirely white school. Thats pretty much it, it actually looks really good, but of course some white people like to play the victim card a lot and are being stupid about it, but like what else is new. (saying as an outwardly white person)

    • So I suppose the MTV thing was a pilot?

      For real though, what’s it about?

      • Sweet Fae

        see below, or google/watch the trailer

  • The PinSir

    I forgot to ask a few days ago but..

    Who’s hyped for season 2 of Stranger Things?

    • zess

      I saw the teaser trailer! Now I can’t wait! Super excited to see the new season! It’s one of the few series where I genuinely love and care about all of the cast.

      • The PinSir

        I was so confused why there was Eggos at first, and then when they showed El I yelled; “OH SHIT”

    • ShinyXatu

      Haven’t seen Season 1 yet but I’m planning on it soon!

      • The PinSir

        It’s a fantastic show, pretty much everything about it is great

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    I’m back!

  • The Smug Aether Empolyee

    Decided to join the fun

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Just stole a Raichu off some kid! All we needed to do was ambush him in a malasada shop!

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    (That moment you realize Gladion became president of the AF)

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      (Sigh) Yeah it sucks

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        (Living on the edge)

        • The Smug Aether Empolyee

          The Edgelord himself became the pres… what happened…

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I don’t know how that numbskull did it

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            Yea, what qualifications gave him to be leader?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            …..

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            Honestly, our boi Guzma is the better choice

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Of course he is, he’s our boi afterall

    • Not if he keeps behaving the way he is now! My darling Lillie is going to take over when I step down… if she would come back

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        (There’s actually dialogue ingame that states this…)

        • (that gladion becomes president or Lillie is meant to become president. Because I know Gladion actually becomes AF president)

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (dat one, Glad becomes prez)

  • EarthenWarrior

    If any of you Aether imbeciles can drop the act for a sec, is anybody else getting that snow storm that’s dropping tomorrow?

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      I’m a team skull grunt, not Aether

      But yes, yes I am

      • Sweet Fae

        Pretty sure you still basically work for the Aether foundation.

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          True true, but we still team skull first in heart. We just following our boi

          • EarthenWarrior

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            No

        • Uh.. T-The Aether Foundation has no affiliation with those Team Skull thugs!

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            Yeah! Uh, none whatsoever!

            (But they are pretty rad)

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Say that to our boi

          • I have said that to your “boi”…. when telling him what to say when questioned about the relation of Team Skull and the Aether Foundation

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Just checking…. by the way have you seen a fomantis around here?

          • No… why do you ask?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            One of my grunts snagged the ball with my fomantis from me earlier and I’m trackin’ it down

    • Unfortunately no

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      Nope

    • TheNintendoChip

      No snow in Florida lol
      But we’ve been having severe thunderstorms recently

      • EarthenWarrior

        damn i haven’t had a thunderstorm in eons

        i remember this one time we had a hurricane and i did something wild, in the bullet pounding rain i wore nothing but bike shorts and laid out on a lawn chair and laid in the downpour

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          I’ve seen much more wild. Like have you seen what people do

        • TheNintendoChip

          Lol hurricanes are so common they really don’t mean anything. I frequently go outside in the middle of them (no matter the category)

          • EarthenWarrior

            I too am a lover of torrential downpours, but sadly those just haven’t been for a while

            if i could ever have a fantasy space, i’d want a deep secluded forest cabin that’s locked in a permanent storm

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Thats…. actually really fucking cool

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’d think i’d want to live in a hot arid desert but they would get boring and repetitive

            and besides my family used to have this cabin in Jersey and it was nothing but hooded forests and brooks so yeah i like wet greenlands ,

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            That is awesome

    • zess

      Me I hear it’s supposed to be 10+ inches. I live on Long Island so how’s everything looking on your end?

      • EarthenWarrior

        i too live on long island so 8-10

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          I live near you… I am there too
          Perhaps I’ve met you

          • EarthenWarrior

            trust me you’d remember if we’d met

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I’m incredibly forgetful

          • zess

            Whoo hoo Island buddies!

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            We gonna take the island challenge?

          • zess

            Sure I’ll meet you at the dump with the windmill on top and we’ll fight it out!😎

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yeah boiii

        • zess

          Hoping it’s not too bad I wanna go into work tomorrow.

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I could use a snow day. I’m sick but I can’t stay home because my dad won’t let me.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Nuuuuu ;~;

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            ??

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I feels bad for u

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m used to it by this point. I’ve only ever stayed home from sickness a few times. It’s a really dumb rule he has because I’m just gonna get everyone at school sick too.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Same…. except I’m only alllowed when I’m REALLY sick

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I feel you.

            I’m not that bad rn, but it’s enough to make my days feel like hell at school.

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I LIVE THERE TOOOOOOOO
        UNITED AS FRIEEEENDS

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Dunno, where is it supposed to hit? I guess if I haven’t heard it by now I won’t get it.

  • The Smug Aether Empolyee

    @starstorm295:disqus So since we tried the whole thing with unleashing the UBs and all, but it backfired, what’s plan B?

    • Sweet Fae

      why not go with plan Easy D?

    • I have been formulating a plan for a while but I’m unsure if it will work.

      I will get myself a 6th team member.
      Go and get me a snorunt and a dawn stone… a female snorunt that is

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        (Oh shit things just got real)
        Our boss has seven members. Three are just in the battle tree

      • The Smug Aether Empolyee

        Yes ma’am

        (2 hours later)

        Dammit why does it have to be so cold on this mountain…

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Took you long enough

        • Hmm… you are a cute one.. if you keep talking to me like that maybe I’ll f̶r̶e̶e̶z̶e̶ preserve you in everlasting beauty too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            But seriously WHY DOESNT LUSAMINE HAVE A FROSLASS IN GAME?!

      • The Smug Aether Empolyee

        Lord Lusami- I mean, President Lusamine. Great news:

        I have discovered a female snorunt (after 7 hours of wandering Mount Lanakila…), along with an Icium Z.
        I also found a Dawn Stone in the champion’s house. So here ya go

        • Perfect! Thank you darling. Now we will meet with the champion in a polite and respectful manor to… discuss the situation

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            They’re sorta rare here in Alola, so I found the first one that came into sight. I’m sure the champ will put a smile on and understand

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

    y’all are stupid

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Boss! Update! I ambushed a kid eating Malasadas and stole his Raichu!

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    @starstorm295:disqus So, why don’t you have a Pheromosa yet?

    • Well if a certain emotionless child would like to spare me one…. or any of the beasts that little punk stole from me for that matter, I would already have a Pheromosa. I must say it is the best one

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Interesting, what are your opinions toward the others?

        • I adore Nihiligo and Pheromosa. Buzzwole is a bit too much for me. Xurkitree is wonderful in its own way and the rest are simply okay. Though that doesn’t mean I want every last one of them

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Xurkitree is the one we’re after for our boi

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        🙂

  • TCRowlet

    Flashbacks to when everyone became a Nintendo employee

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Join us!

      • EarthenWarrior

        that bowl cut really does not do it for her

        • I suggest she grows it out and dyes it blonde

          • EarthenWarrior

            ughhhhhhh but all this Lusamine talk has got me thinking, my deviant art bud has been on a whole sun and moon spree and i’m surprised he hasn’t done Lusamine

          • Tell him to do it

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean he did Hau a day ago…and now i have brain cells devoted to that image…….

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Oh yeah these pokejungle takeovers are a thing now.

      On March 3rd we’re all becoming BotW characters.

      • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

        Yea stick it to the old people

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    We’re missing every Kahuna, Every Trial Captain, Kahili, Lillie, Nebby, and Hau
    And Kukui

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Lemme just go out and say it
    I dislike the rivals from BW and BW2
    But love everyone else

    • Cheron and Bianca are perfect. The guy in B2W2 can just leave the game forever

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Bianca I felt was eh
        I actually dislike cheren
        And Hugh can go kill himself… especially after the nuzlocke incident

        • Hugh would be the worst rival if May in ORAS didn’t exist

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I …. actually don’t hate may (Blame nostalgia)
            I like that she FINALLY got a final evolution for her starter

            And besides…. we all know Hugh was trash

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            I disliked alot of things about gen 3, COME AT ME

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            ;~;

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            its opinions oops

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            My heart is destroyed

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            never said i hated it :3

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You can’t hate it tho

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            I don’t its just alot of stuff i dont like, but its not bad

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Ah

        • EarthenWarrior

          i only liked Bianca through the anime
          She had a adorable airheadedness and huge hips

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma
    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      and is Lusamines dress foreshadowing lol

    • EarthenWarrior

      probably some kinda traumatic experience
      maybe being attacked by pokemon

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Episode 8
      Lusamine is a black and white cookie
      Gladion… are those boots are sneakers… or snoots


    • No no, I can’t cry… I’ll ruin my make up

    • TheNintendoChip

      Sometimes the nicest families on the outside can be the most abusive on the inside~
      I’ve got experience with that

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues
    • … I would greatly like it if you stop reminding me of these things

    • EarthenWarrior

      *Sends out Mudbray*
      Use Mud Sport

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      we all know team skulls family photo is wayyyy better

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        True true

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Lille’s so shooooort

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Can we just appreciate Lillie’s main character impression?

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      I’m gonna be honest, Gladion looks like a futuristic punk rockstar

      • EarthenWarrior

        or a total douche

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Agreed

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Watching the newst epsode of sun and moon…. was Bounsweet making Togedemaru noises?

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      where u watch it

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Tube you

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          i cant find it

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Pokemon sun and moon episode 13

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      I’m that TNT employee

    • EarthenWarrior

      I love how Wicke’s buttons pop off
      We really need more thick women in the Pokemon world

    • Sweet Fae

      clearly I watch too much steven universe because I was expecting them to fuse while scrolling down.

      I need more SU… I need a new fusion too.

  • In unrelated news, I have written a new book! I hope you all find it simply perfect

    https://68.media.tumblr.com/3f9d26032e5010f5c2aa6a924796715a/tumblr_ogi8enpP8d1vkwyjvo1_500.png

    • Sweet Fae

      All the generic female designs have always been really good, all the male ones have been fugly since gen 4…. with their ugly ass hair.

      • Sweet Fae

        actually now that I think about it, the generic male protagonists from gen 5, 6, 7 all look pretty much the same, theres not much diversity in them, its like they didn’t even try,

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          I actually like Gen 7’s
          Gen 6 is ugly as shit though

          • Sweet Fae

            they both are, the look the same, they need haircuts

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            BUt I mean, I like gen 7’s clothing

          • Sweet Fae

            thats fair

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yeah

        • Hilbert is ok though

          • Sweet Fae

            nawww

  • Emotionless Protagonithsme

    I read this and thought it was pretty funny. So what if Monolith makes 9 Xenoblade games that somehow in a weird turn of events leads up to X (since the Roman numeral)? xD

  • LOL
    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      so why does the pokemon breeder share the same look as the gen 4 trainer class cowgirl

      • LOL

        Because in Gen7 they are breeder, not cowgirl

        • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

          still looks the same

          • LOL
          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            Maybe Unova and Alola are close by???? since Hawaii and New York are both in North America

          • LOL

            Exactly the reason B3W3 highly confirmed

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            not highly confirmed, there is WAY more references to Sinnoh then Unova

          • LOL

            there is also a lot of reference to Unova as well, it just that many people did not notice because they focus too much on Sinnoh stuff, lillie plays huge roles just like N in storyline

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            Sinnoh remakes is happening man, you can get your remakes/sequels later.

          • LOL

            Meh, I believe gamefreak wanna screw us again, so better safe than sorry, i myself also wish to see Sinnoh remakes but Alola barely resemble much to Sinnoh

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      Mentioned this before

    • ShinyXatu

      Joke’s on you. As much as I love Sinnoh, Black 3/White 3 would make me even happier. Gen 5 can’t be beat.

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      Nah, Sinnoh remakes will come first

      • The Retro Kurusu

        I want the DP remakes forst too

  • EarthenWarrior

    Curse my insomniac ways, I need to sleep but I can’t stop watching Pixar short films or looking up weird stuff…

    Someone serenade me to sleep or bash the back of my skull

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Anyone here?

    • The Smug Aether Empolyee

      Yea

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Eyyyy

        • The Smug Aether Empolyee

          Eyy

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            :3

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            😀

          • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

            Y’all are stupid 😉

          • The Smug Aether Empolyee

            It’s da boi

  • The Smug Aether Empolyee

    I actually think that my Necrozma theory about it being obsidian I made a week ago might be legit

    • zess

      I always thought it was a prism and it would gain different powers or maybe forms from focusing light from either the sun or the moon. But what is your theory?

      • The PinSir

        This was the whole thing when I first posted it:

        So in Sun’s dex entry, it states:

        “Reminiscent of the Ultra Beasts, this life-form, apparently asleep underground, is thought to have come from another world in ancient times.”

        The part about it being asleep underground struck at me, as there wouldn’t necessarily anything in Alola that would be a fitting place for it to sleep and become Necrozma (since we all know that Necrozma is somehow related to Solgaleo/Lunala’s line because of its cry, moves, and the whole light situation). But, when I looked back at Ten Carat Hill in my Sun copy, I realized something about its description:

        “A great hill formed by the activity of an underwater volcano. It is famous for the hollow in its middle that is open to the air.”

        Now, while this might not seem like anything shocking, take a closer inspection at volcanos. What do volcanos sometimes produce while they flow magma? Volcanic glass. And a particular volcanic glass that we all know is Obsidian. Obsidian is known for being hard and brittle, not easy to break at all. Another thing is, obsidian can also exist in underwater volcanoes, its possible. When looking at Necrozma’s ability, Prism Armor, it lessen super effective attacks. So the relation of this and obsidian make a lot of sense.

        Speaking of Prisms, one can make a prism with either the following materials: plastic, fluorite, or glass. Obsidian is also glass as well. And there is such a thing as an obsidian prism.

        What I’m saying is, I believe that Necrozma has been asleep in Ten Carat Hill within the underwater volcano, and as such developed a hardened obsidian-like body that enables it to refract light because its it body being glass-like (explaining its ability and high defense).

        A speculated history I have about Necrozma’s origin is it originated one of the first Ultra Wormholes opened up, but with a Cosmoem coming out of it. At the time, it was trying to gain energy in preparation for its next form, Solgaleo/Lunala, yet where it landed at from the Ultra Wormhole was the underwater volcano. Within the deep magma areas, the rapid cooling of the water help produce obsidian, which the absorbing Cosmoem combined into its physiology. Over time, it became buried underground because of so many years passing by, developing a weaker body than Solgaleo/Lunala because of its inaccessible source of light at the time. Therefore, that is why it has weaker stats than Solgaleo/Lunala

        • zess

          Okay that would also explain why Cosmoem can’t naturally evolve into Necrozma because it had to be put through such extreme and specific conditions…also since Obsidian is rather brittle it would explain why it looks chiped and it’s back is completely gone. But I think this is a really good theory. I can’t wait to learn more about Necrozma and it’s counterparts.

          • The PinSir

            Yeah true, the possibilities are endless for what’s to come for Necrozma

  • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

  • Ultron

    I remember when I cared about Pokemon Go..
    https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder213/500x/44627213.jpg

  • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

    I hope I’m not too late 😉

    • Gladion is Number One

      :oo

  • Robertatbellamy

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj531d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj531d:
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  • UnburdenedLegume

    Loooool Ash is twerking in the next episode, just saw the preview. Whats happening with Pokemon man

  • EarthenWarrior

    NYYYYYAAARHGBHNH MY BRAIN
    Every single dream I had was of breath of the wild, I remember wandering poorly lit camps filled with Bokoblims and weird mechanical snipers, I even saw the Steppe Talus and I specifically remember being a total asswad and spamming remote bombs so it fell off a cliff repeatedly, but nearly everything kills me because I had no armor or hearts

    Oh and Mini-Guardian! A teeny tiny Pyramid shaped Guardian with a big blinks blue light with 4 legs, it followed me around and has all sorts of abilities

    • TheNintendoChip

      That sounds so cool though. I normally don’t dream, and when I do it’s usually very short-lived and centered around me. 🙁

      • EarthenWarrior

        i really don’t wanna boast on the concepts and statistics of the nocturnal spectrum but i’m a strong dreamer

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    Well apparently Jessie’s Mimikyu flat out refuses to murder unless Pikachu is present
    Also Jessie died

  • Gladion is Number One

    So my (IRL) mother bake a lot and because I can’t find them I’m doubting she uses scales

    What a mad woman

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
    • Sweet Fae

      ah Poliwang, my favourite satanmon

  • Leo

    Still chaining for my shiny mareanie :/

  • Leo

    SHINY MAREANIE AJDIZAPDNIUENDIUEZNDUILEZNDIELUZNDZEILNDIZELNDEZINDIEZNDIZENDZEINDE

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Congratulations 🙂

  • Leo

    I got a sassy shiny female Mareanie, finally! It has limber though so I just need to get an ability capsule. I hope it’s easy to get one and that it keeps the same ability after I put it in the bank

    • Monkeyfuzz

      You can only change it to Merciless though don’t forget. It will change permanently so it won’t change in bank.

      • Leo

        Thanks! I want Merciless, I’m not playing competitively 🙂
        Now I can finally restart the game and try to complete the pokedex. Just going to check its IVs first (gotta get to the tree)

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Well you can just Hyper Train it anyway 🙂

          • Leo

            If one day I decide to play competitively yeah haha. I’m just curious because apparently after a chain of 70 the pkm have 4 perfect IVs or something like that

          • EarthenWarrior

            toxapex is cancer

          • Leo

            It’s cute, it’s pink and fab as fuck! Her name’s Rosa

          • EarthenWarrior

            i hope the thing starves and dies LIKE THEY SHOULD BE

          • Leo

            Corsolas are not hard to come by
            You’re just pressed she destroys your ground pkm

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh please i ground them out like nothing
            but my OU team cannot fucking deal with them

          • Leo

            I’ve never played competitively so I have no idea how things work. Rosa’s fab, that’s all that matters

          • EarthenWarrior

            it has absurdly high defense
            very few weaknesses
            access to Regenerator and Recover
            and Haze which makes buffing to kill it a ill thought failure
            and though not very effective Scald still is broken as ever with a high burn rate crippling any physical attacker

          • Leo

            Yeah I know about its high defenses, I wanna use it because I think it looks good. I’m restarting my game (I didn’t play for like a month) and this time I’ll have this team: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a94b39a85765f4f52f796ac8a540e5788470223772e8ed95354092b5a8fb51b2.png

    • zess

      Congrats!

      • Leo

        thanks for your help

  • Ultron

    I’ve joined the hunt for shiny pikipek. Hopefully I’ll find it before @spectralseraph:disqus >:)

    • Yall are Stupid EastGuzma

      you got a larvesta before my honedge, Dont get pikipek before my boy

      • Ultron

        We shall see, we shall see.

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      OW… that stings

      • Ultron

        Love stings, my friend.

  • Leo

    I just got to the tree and they force you to fight but like, I have only one pkm. Thank god I have my volcarona with me

    • Ultron

      You fool

      • Leo

        I had no idea lol Volca is destroying Red though

        • Ultron

          Naturally 🙂

          • Leo

            Omg daddy ultron, it’s you

          • Ultron

            I’ve been discovered

          • Leo

            <3

  • Leo

    So my Mareanie is 25-29/25-29/31/31/31/31. Is it good? (for attack and HP it’s pretty close to the top)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s almost max in everything, so yeah I’d say so.

  • The Retro Kurusu

    Hey anyone else have the day off of school because of snow?

    • EarthenWarrior

      i just plain stayed home from work
      But i’mma gonna go in tomorrow to make the day up AND FUCKING DEMAND MORE DAYS I DONT CARE HOW BAD THE PAYROLL IS I CANT LIVE OFF TWO DAYS A WEEK

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      no but i’m inside being mildly cold but then comes 8th period when i have to walk in like 40 degree weather with my coat on.

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      Sometimes I wish that my region had snow because it’s pretty but other times I’m glad that my region doesn’t have snow because it’s very cold °~°

    • Leo

      That has never happened to me, not even when I lived in the mountains. I just skip uni when I don’t feel like it now lol

    • All I got was a freezing 30 degree Fahrenheit walk to school

      • *The Impatient Matenou*

        yeah same here but i had to wait for the bus for like 10 minutes.

      • Gladion is Number One

        For a sec I forgot you yanks use a horrible system and thought you meant degrees

    • SlightlyArousingYoshi

      I got this past Monday and Tuesday off. Wednesday was the only school day of the week, I have today, Friday, and next Monday and Tuesday off for other reasons.

  • *The Impatient Matenou*
  • EarthenWarrior

    argggghhhhhhllll snow shoveling is the suck

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Flamethrower it.

      • EarthenWarrior

        don’t you think i would’ve done that by now?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I don’t know your life.

          • EarthenWarrior

            trick question any task at hand i will always pitch the use of violent artillery or heavy ordinances

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Global Mission is nearly at 3,000,000, they should give another reward when that is reached imo.

    • Sweet Fae

      more balls I say! like since re-releasing the HGSS balls this gen even if its only one they must have seen how popular they are, hopefully next gen they will make more new poke balls

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I agree. Much of the trading, at least agreed ones on forums etc are for Pokemon in those balls. I myself have collected many of them.

        • Sweet Fae

          same, I think beast balls are in the highest demand but all the other balls are up there too, it just makes me so happy to see that others use special balls too, I literally cringe everytime I get any pokemon in a normal pokeball that could have been caught in anything else, unless its a red pokemon or something, then I guess its ok

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well Beast are tough to catch anything but UB’s in. However you can get infinite of them I think, if you don’t finish the quests, so in that way I value them about the same. I just like ones that match the Pokemon in some way.

  • The PinSir

    Got a new Fakemon:

    The Razor Pokemon
    Type: Steel/Poison
    Ability: Swift Spike (all steel type moves have +1 priority)
    Height: 5′ 11″
    Weight: 123 lbs
    Dex Entry: They lurk on the seafloor, covering themselves in sand. They attack their prey swiftly with their toxic stingers on their tail. These Pokemon hang out by sunken ships, sometimes using their steel bodys to camouflage into the iron of the ship.

    (Based on a Stingray)

    • EarthenWarrior

      sound more like urchins

      • Gladion is Number One

        You do realise that seafloor dwelling isn’t exclusive to urchins?

        • EarthenWarrior

          well it screams a metallic poisonous sea urchin,

          • Gladion is Number One

            You do realise that some rays are venomous, right? And that the barb also just screams giving it Steel?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i understand that (well not the Steel typing plenty of creatures have spines or barbs and they’re not steel

            but when i read the description i just said they sound like sea urchins

          • Gladion is Number One

            You said ‘more like urchins’ when the idea perfectly matched up with rays as well

          • EarthenWarrior

            does it? all it said was razor sharp tail barbs, no indication of a stingray whatsoever

          • Gladion is Number One

            Tail barb

            Sea floor

            Both associated with rays

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please that describes literally any kind of sea creature and you know it,
            Maybe he it said a flat body with wing like fins or something to the imagination

          • Gladion is Number One

            Not every sea creatures has a tail barb

          • EarthenWarrior

            nor does anything on the seafloor equal a stingray

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Tail I see fits a ray but sea floor goes to both, but you are right they both associate with rays

  • Gladion is Number One

    Do you guys think it’s a bit too disturbing if I give my regional Rhyperior metallic tendons connected to metallic spheres coming out of its palm holes which mimic a flail?

    • EarthenWarrior

      totes i really don’t like your whole regional Rhyhorn thing, i mean is it really regional or just plain forced evolution? didn’t you say the rules purged the Rhyhorn just because they thought their bodies were impervious and then subjugated them to biological reconstruction to fuel their war machines?

      But you do make me wanna make a excessively destructive steel type, or just a steel type in general

      • Gladion is Number One

        A non biased source please, your predisposed dislike for it makes you a poor critic for this specific pokemon

        Will give you a longer response later, playing overwatch rn

        • EarthenWarrior

          (wow such a snarky bitch)
          its not biased i just don’t like the concept of its creation
          i’m naturally against the altercation of Pokemon by man made reasons

          just the same i’m against Alolan forms that aren’t environmental because these situations could be performed anywhere not just the alola region

          like you wanted to make a Variant of Magmar into a Fire/Poison just because people fed them poisonous fuels to increase the toxicity of their flames goes up instead of magmar being slowly adapting to poisonous volcanic minerals allowing them a resistance of them and being able to exhale toxic fires

          • Gladion is Number One

            Earthen, I’m just stating the truth. You’re completely biased.

            And guess what genius, humans have done the exact same thing to real animals. Better throw out your pug if you hate the concept so much becuase that thing was literally only bred for human purposes, it didn’t naturally happen and in fact if it did it’d be an evolutionary failure because humans have made them sick and inbred

          • EarthenWarrior

            whatever keep throwing the pug defense
            your idea sucks

          • Gladion is Number One

            “Waaah I’m Earthen I can’t handle my ideals and opinions being challenged so I’m just going to bitch out”

            Grow up fam, if we weren’t allowed to post bad Fakémon ideas your post count would be halved 🙂

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please my ideas are air tight and y’all know it,

            and what’s with all this fam everyone keeps spouting?

          • Gladion is Number One

            Please stop trying to stop the subject

            And no, your designs are boring and play it too safe in both concept and name. You also try too hard to reach a quota which means that you’ve got designs that are notably weaker than others, and your obsession of names having to be simple leads to your legends sounding like a two year old named them

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please and you’res are automatically better? half the time they sound as far removed from Pokemon, overly complicated names, designs and concepts

            and yes my naming skills are hit or miss because naming is hard and sometimes you gotta take a simpler routes, and its not focused on a quota its to make sure that i don’t make dual type after dual type just to balance it out

          • Gladion is Number One

            1) *Your’s

            2) Never said mines were better, just pointing out a legit problem and how you’re a hypocrite.

            Also, seeing as you thought something as simple as ‘Hirsutox’ was complex, you’re not exactly a great judge

            3) You’ve said you’re trying to balance every type so it gets equal when doing that just means you’re making designs to just fill a quota which makes them feel forced and like they don’t have enough care put into them, they’re just there to be there. It’s why the main series doesn’t try to type balance.

          • EarthenWarrior

            alright if you said Hisutox to literally anybody and they’ll get it first glance?

            And i never said i don’t care about my designs, I am a creator and my designs are like my children (my violent and monstrous children) and i ensure that each one has significant care and thought put in it

            But i firmly believe in a fair and equal dex, so what is the problem if i give everything a fair shot i hate fairies but i made several, so i just ignore some types just because i made one or two pokemon with a extremely solid creation?

          • Gladion is Number One

            I’m just saying that your methods make your fan made Pokémon appear weak and uncared for, not that they actually are. And an equal Dex is idiotic because a) it puts unnecessary stress on designers and b) it’s not realistic in an in universe sense, some types are going to be rarer than others especially because of geography

            Did you know what two or more exact words Greninja, Delphox, Furfrou, Kommo-o, Tapu Koko, Necrozma, Reshiram, Vivillon, etc came from? If you don’t even know a single one of them off by heart, you should shut up about Hirsutox becuase you’re ridiculously hypocritical when my name literally is nowhere near as complex as any of those (it’s a combo of two English words for one)

          • EarthenWarrior

            off the top of my head
            gren is french for frog
            delphic oracle
            fruo fruo which means hoity toity
            kommo komodo dragon
            tapu is spiritual or holy and koko is the sound of a clucking
            Necro as in dark and evil and undeath kinda like the blackness of space
            i don’t remember exactly but they developers made it sound softer compared to Zekrom
            and vivid and butterfly in french

            i just never heard what hisu or tox means unles toxic or moth like

          • Gladion is Number One

            Now Earthen, did you naturally learn those words in day to day life, or did you learn them when those Pokémon were revealed?

            Also, Kommo-o comes from Mo’o, Hawaiian for lizard, which you conveniently missed out. Never heard it before? Then shut up.

            Also, tox is obviously from toxic, and Hirsute just like those foreign words in those names you probably had to look up

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Almost all of mine are natural excluding Porygon-Z that was remodifided to remove its error that made it become what it did (funny how its one of three that both forms can be found in mine)

          • EarthenWarrior

            good just the way it should be
            you get a gold star,
            http://cliparts.co/cliparts/pTq/rbp/pTqrbpy6c.gif

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      Yes it is……….. but that doesn’t mean that is a bad idea

  • SlightlyArousingYoshi

    breath of the wild downfall hype train
    22 days so close

    • SlightlyArousingYoshi

      well it could be child timeline but the chances of that ehhh

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Oh god……We’re so close to having the Switch I can taste it!!! I’m so excited!!!!

      • SlightlyArousingYoshi

        I’m not getting the Switch till Christmas or later. March 3rd is just Breath of the Wild day for me.

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          Why would you get a game for a system you won’t have for easily a year later? lol

          • SlightlyArousingYoshi

            Spoiler alert: Breath of the Wild is releasing on two consoles. Shocker, I know.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Is it coming out on the Wii U that same day? I would have though they’d release on two different days……..You’ll be like the only person buying it for the Wii U lol

          • SlightlyArousingYoshi

            No. They took the smart route and didnt piss off tons of Wii U owners.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Whatever you say buddy. Whatever you say……..lol

          • SlightlyArousingYoshi

            Not everyone is getting a switch on release. There are quite a few people who are getting BotW for Wii U because buying the 300 dollar switch console for one game doesn’t seem worth it for them.

          • Ultron

            I’m just holding off on buying both. I don’t want to play BotW on the WiiU, but I don’t want to drop $300 just to play it.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            By “quite a few people” that own a Wii U do you mean a small handful that actually care? lol

          • SlightlyArousingYoshi

            Not every person is a hardcore Zelda fan that’s willing to pay 300 for a new console.

            The Wii U sold over 10 million units. Not every one of those buyers are gonna jump ship to the Switch right away.

          • SlightlyArousingYoshi

            ESPECIALLY when it’s releasing with maybe one or two worthwhile games, one of which can be bought on the console they already have.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Well yeah……..I don’t what I was looking for….maybe I’m just looking for a fight for no reason…..Sorry….the Wii U is just such a…….lame (I’ll be nice lol) console that I feel like no one really owns it….(I do for the record lol)

          • Ultron

            Horrible console with a good lineup

    • SlightlyArousingYoshi

      Also Paper Zelda might be a thing.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Actually THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

        but if anything they should do is they should give link’s Awakening the ALBW treatment

      • WAIT YOU CANT JUST DROP SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHAT

        • SlightlyArousingYoshi

          watch the gameinformer interview with aonuma and miyamoto

  • Bring back seals

    The thee seals.
    Seel
    Spheal
    And pokeball Seals

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Pokeball seals?

      • Like from gen 4?

        • The Retro Kurusu

          Still not following? Very confused my heads cloudy

          • Like you could put effects on your Pokémon’s poke ball and when you sent it out in battle it had animations

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Ohhhh gotcha this snow has messed me up today

          • EarthenWarrior

            totally i’m the main shoveler and i’m totally thrashed

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I finished in an hour around 11:00 this morning

    • EarthenWarrior

      what if they pounded Seel and Spheal flat so they could be used as seals

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • EarthenWarrior

    HOLY GONZALES I NEED TO POST A POSSIBLE SPOILER FROM BOTW

    • Ultron

      Use a spoiler tag then.

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Gladion is Number One

      I’d like to point out that it’s a picture and not a picture of text, as ‘read’ implies

      • EarthenWarrior

        Jesus Christ i used a spoiler tag who cares what its hiding

        • Gladion is Number One

          Some people don’t want to see visuals and only text, or only the visual and not context?

          • EarthenWarrior

            well that’s your problem
            i clearly stated i was posting a spoiler, in the future i could say spoiler Image or spoiler text to appease your elitism but a spoiler is a spoiler in any shape or form

          • Gladion is Number One

            It’s not elitism, it’s trying not to ruin the game for people who were expecting something else 🙂

          • EarthenWarrior

            I fucking used a spoiler tag you ass

          • Gladion is Number One

            Spoiler tagging is universal, and some people only want to know certain spoilers

            Calm the fuck down

          • EarthenWarrior

            just doing anything to make you sound better than me at any cost

          • Gladion is Number One

            Sweetie, I don’t need to do anything to make myself better than you. In my eyes, I already am, and in your eyes, the opposite is true. So sit the fuck down and accept defeat

          • EarthenWarrior

            Earthen never accepts defeat, and you said it yourself Spoiler tags are universal so why do you have a problem with what i did, just to muck it up

          • Gladion is Number One

            Earthen shut the fuck up

            This does not matter

            It’s an interest argument

            Maybe if you put this much effort into actually improving your life you’d stop being such an asshole

          • EarthenWarrior

            no rebuttal just anger i got you on the ropes boyee

          • Gladion is Number One

            Like you do, someone posting a pink Rhyperior literally sent you on a meltdown

            You’re just acting in denial because you’re so defensive of your pathetic ego bye bitch

          • EarthenWarrior

            oh please i have a Pink Rhyperior with Pinkie pie hair i made just for giggles

          • Sweet Fae

            just leave him alone earthen

          • EarthenWarrior

            you know he only did that to get up in my grill

          • Sweet Fae

            don’t care, you always go on about how big you are maybe try actually being the bigger person here. Even if I personally think you’re in the wrong you could still drop it and walk away for once, then none of this would be going on. Think of other people for once.

            (I don’t want any of your “I hate people and the world is out to get me” predictable response.)

          • EarthenWarrior

            if i post a spoiler tag its a spoiler, he’s going on how i should tell if its text or an image

            then he goes on how spoiler tagging is universal

            i say he just contradicted himself

            plays the “i don’t care defense” and gets mad

          • Sweet Fae

            ok, but once again, bigger person, just drop it ok, clearly the spoiler tag isn’t the basis for the anger here, duh.

          • EarthenWarrior

            tell that to him

          • Sweet Fae

            sigh…. you’ll never understand…

  • Gladion is Number One

    Proving an idiot wrong, who here knows what Hirsute means

    And now, who knows what Hirsute means literally just by asking someone else or by doing a two second Google search?

    • https://www.google.com/search?q=Hirsute&oq=Hirsute&aqs=chrome..69i57.473814j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

      • Gladion is Number One

        Muchas gracias

        • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

          Muchas gracias

          FTFY………. again

          • Gladion is Number One

            But what if

            It was intentional to trigger you

            >::::::::)

            nah I was just spelling it out phonetically thanks for the correction

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            De nada 😉

            Crap, now you know how to trigger me

          • Gladion is Number One

            MUCHAS GRASSYASS AMEGA

          • Gladion is Number One

            Shit the first one is spelt right abort abort

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Dhe NDADA CLOLLEGHAH

        • pas de probleme

    • EarthenWarrior

      doing a google search doesn’t mean they know it they’re looking up the answer

      • Gladion is Number One

        Earthen, did you know what the French word for frog was before Greninja? The Hawaiian words for scared and chicken clucking before Tapu Koko? The Hawaiian word for lizard before Kommo-o?

        If you had to look up any of these, spare your embarrassment and put your brain cell at rest

        • Gladion is Number One

          *Sacred, not scared

    • Sweet Fae

      it told me it means hairy…

      • Gladion is Number One

        Look! Someone with initiative and more than once brain cell! Hallelujah

        • Sweet Fae

          I don’t know what this is about but like, yeah, google is our friend

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Fae and Google are friendzzz

          • Sweet Fae

            its on a very small list.

      • EarthenWarrior

        prior to that if you did not have access to google would you be able to understand that?

        • Gladion is Number One

          Prior to Tapu Koko, did you know the Hawaiian words for sacred and chicken clucking

          • EarthenWarrior

            Answer the question Jordan

            i asked you if you can find somebody who actually knew Hisu off hand without assistance

          • Sweet Fae

            eventually, someone would

          • Gladion is Number One

            1) *Hirsu

            2) Can it Ian, did you know what those words meant? If you didnt, are you going to bitch and whine at GameFreak as well?

          • Sweet Fae

            now I understand what this was about

          • Gladion is Number One

            Just Earthen being petty

          • Sweet Fae
    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™
  • The Retro Kurusu

    I feel like posting some of my new attacks for my game anyone interested?

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      I am 😉

      • The Retro Kurusu

        Great so there’s
        -Lightning Arrows: Electric BP:20 Acc:–
        “The Pokémon fires 2 to 5Arrows created by Electrcity; it always moves first and never misses.”

        -Tricky Trap: Dark BP:– Acc:90% (Hazard)
        “The user lays sneaky unseen barb wire on the ground that tangles the opponent; always takes 1/5th of health away.”

        -First Punch: Fighting BP:90 Acc:100%
        The user launches a preemptive punch to bewilder its foe; it only works on the First turn.

        -Slap Shot: Dark BP:70 Acc:100%
        The user hits with a predictable attack that is blocked then hits the opponent off guard

        • Gladion is Number One

          Maybe change First Punch to First Shot or First Hit Just kinda sounds better imo, you might feel differently

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I might do so First Hit sounds nice it was originally punch because so far two of my new Pokemon learn it and they use their fists for it

        • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

          I like the lighting arrow one, sounds cool

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Thanks! 🙂

        • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

          Also, isn’t slap shot a little too similar of sucker Punch?

          • The Retro Kurusu

            It doesn’t have the same effect like Sucker Punch hits first if the opponent is attacking this just is a regular attack this just has a similar reference to hitting off guard

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            OK, good enough 🙂

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Yeah and it is hard to build moves that don’t sound like copies. But with BP that was randomized to fit the move i honestly didn’t look at any moves for that

        • EarthenWarrior

          so
          Water Shuriken
          Spikes
          First impression

          the Slap Shot i guess works

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Spikes doesn’t hit Levitate or Flying types

            Tricky Trap can’t be avoided at all by any Ability or type

          • EarthenWarrior

            “The user lays sneaky unseen barb wire on the ground that tangles the opponent; ”
            On the ground! it is spikes

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I miss interpreted it, it does hit every thing though

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T sure,

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I have one move thats not fully done, but its not at all a copy

          • EarthenWarrior

            hell First Punch even has the exact damage of first impression

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I just said below that i didn’t look at all at BP so don’t @ me for being random

        • The PinSir

          You have some pretty brilliant ideas Kurusu

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t help myself they’re just clones of existing moves!

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Thank you I know they do sound like copies, but let me assure you I legitimatly didn’t look up stuff to make copies

          • The PinSir

            I mean a few do, but hey, a lot of moves in Pokemon are copies XD

  • Gladion is Number One

    I’m either gone or taking a break, can’t be arsed with the perpetual arsehole scaring off newbies or literally making this place toxic to be in, not deleting this account so you’ll know when I’m back

    Peace

  • Ultron

    I leave for an hour and shit hits the fan

    • Sweet Fae

      its pretty much the way of the jungle at this point

      • Ultron

        Seems to be

        • Sweet Fae

          I’m just hoping someday someone beats my meltdown, lol then I won’t feel like I’m the only crazy person here

          • Ultron

            lol, we’re all a bit crazy

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Dude I’m f*cking Psychotic!!! I know how how you feel

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Ultron

        Omg yesss

  • zess
    • Sweet Fae

      wth is this?!?!?!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yes, but then she was OK.

    • What even is this show

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      What……….. even……….. is…………… THIS

    • The PinSir

      Well I mean it stays true to the Dex Entry of Bewear

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’m still waiting for the episode where bewear has a bunch of stufful eggs OR
      in her fixation with team Rocket she only sees them as Stuffuls

      • zess

        Yeah I really want a backstory as to why it keeps taking care of them. Like did its babies meet an untimely end and it’s trying to replace them with people and pokemon? Also it doesn’t help that it’s an insanely hard pokemon to read emotionally.

        • EarthenWarrior

          its kinda obvious that Bewear is mothering them but i belive they’re gonna keep bewear very…running gag like for a while, but one thing they are doing is remodeling her den into their new base

          • zess

            I noticed that at the end. It was a nice little detail. I would really like to see Jessie catch Bewear but it’s too OP so I don’t see them doing that.

          • EarthenWarrior

            everyone on the internet thinks it will be a capture but something like this is way op
            and i love all the ones who go on about yanmega (its just a screentime ploy)

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Who dubs Pokemon for America now? ’cause this is gonna get censored to death, especially if it’s 4kids.

      • 4kids has been gone for a really long time

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I don’t watch much dubbed.

          • Ultron

            4kids has been gone for almost 9 years now… 😛

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I guess I don’t pay attention, also the only dubbed I’ve watched recently has been old, and not by them.

  • The PinSir

    Even though my region won’t include it, maybe in the future I can draw a UB for someone here doing a region. 😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      damn dem ears….for a elf…which are stupid and dumb
      Dirty knife ears

      • Sweet Fae

        you’re just jealous that you don’t look that good.

        • EarthenWarrior

          you know you just want to run your hands though my beard
          https://customwigcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dwarf-triptich.jpg

          • gross

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Putting it on a girl doesn’t make it any better

          • Ultron

            Get that shit out of here

          • Sweet Fae

            ew jesus no, sorry earthen the men I like are highly feminine and have a great standard of personal hygiene

          • Ultron

            beards are naaasty

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Indeed, why those even exist in the first place smh

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I have one and wish it would die

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Same

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I shave the damn thing AND EVERY WEEK ITS BACK TO BEING FULL AGAIN
            FUCK MY GENETICS!

          • Sweet Fae

            just hope you don’t get back hair

          • Sweet Fae

            (i don’t have back hair I’m just saying.)

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It’s already too late…… I actually hate my genetics

          • Sweet Fae

            you poor thing, I know your pain, I look at my father and cry a little for the future

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I wanna make it stoooop!
            (Though I don’t have much of it…. very very little there)

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Now thats a bitch to kill (I don’t have it though)

          • Ultron

            I shave at *most* twice a week, and I’m 21. It’s great.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Huh… i usually shave once a week cause I have the curse of “sensitive skin”

          • Ultron

            I have sensitive skin too, so I use certain razors for that.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Same

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Me Electric razor

          • Sweet Fae

            I have a beard (its so small though its basically just stubble) but I keep my trimmed and clean, I need facial hair personally so I don’t like 16

          • Ultron

            Wait…wait…you’re a dude?

          • Sweet Fae

            yeah XD we’ve had this convo before

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I remember the convo

          • Sweet Fae

            I hope so, I’ve had it with you like 4 times 😛

          • Ultron

            Probably, but I feel it’s been a while. I slowly must’ve been mixing your like for fairy type with your gender. I apologize

          • Sweet Fae

            dont apologize, I don’t care 😛 even if I’m a pretty masculine looking dude I don’t really care about gender roles or anything and would never get offended if someone thought I was a chick on the internet

          • Ultron

            Well I’ll have you know that I’m offended that you’re not offended

          • Sweet Fae

            I’m sorry ill try better next time XD

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            You just noticed it?

            I know that he’s a dude but I don’t know how I know that…

          • EarthenWarrior

            they’re rugged as fuck and scientifically proven to attract mates

          • Sweet Fae

            hows that working out for ya?

          • EarthenWarrior

            ever noticed how almost every guy is running a short beard and facial hair combo.

          • Sweet Fae

            you know why that is? because men grow facial hair…. you know why its short? because beards are gross but its hard to literally shave your face smooth everyday

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Except for me I have to shave every few months mine grows that slow

          • Sweet Fae

            but you’re also a teen, so that makes sense

          • The Retro Kurusu

            True

          • EarthenWarrior

            and not everyone thinks they’re gross, plenty people rock a beard who are you to judge

          • Sweet Fae

            of course, but in case you haven’t noticed most of your statements so far have been “this has to be this way and no other way” such as what “real” men are… so, I ask you, have you realized how dumb you sounded yet?

          • EarthenWarrior

            and how often do you see people match my description,

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Sometimes…. and most end up acting like idiots

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            If we’re referring to rugged beards and balls of sweat that is

          • EarthenWarrior

            doesn’t matter, plenty of guys are like that

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Most I know avoid it

          • EarthenWarrior

            so don’t blame me if i’m basing this on facts

          • Sweet Fae

            Earthens Alternative Facts

          • EarthenWarrior

            so you’ve never been hairy, sweaty and gross?

          • Ultron

            Well you could also apply that to women.

          • EarthenWarrior

            you kidding i’d love to meet a gal who was comfortable with that

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Than use an app and find people who have zero standards

          • EarthenWarrior

            the term is tomboy

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I have a thing for tomboys too… and even they have limits…. just like most people do

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            …..m8
            I know a LOT of tomboys (Some i’m really into)
            I don’t think they find “drenched in sweat” attractive

          • EarthenWarrior

            you honestly don’t know what your missing

          • Ultron

            You have some weird ass fetishes

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Was about to say that

          • EarthenWarrior

            i keep telling you i do

          • Ultron

            Well no one is going to fulfill them so clean your shit up

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I like someone who I can do shit with…. but not someone who has zero standards….

          • Ultron

            No, I’m saying a lot of women are hairy, sweaty, and gross too.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i know its the human condition,

            i’m a guy and i am hairy sweaty and violent but i’m comfortable and revel in it, but i know when to clean up my act when the situation calls for it

          • comfortable with a lack of hygiene?

          • EarthenWarrior

            so your saying you don’t like the idea of a girl dripping with perspiration?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I’m vomiting, somebody get me a garbage pail

          • Ultron
          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            That’s not Incineroar

          • Ultron

            fair point

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yep

          • EarthenWarrior

            you’re all a bunch of pansies

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Better a pansy than a pile of fecal matter

          • EarthenWarrior

            i never said anything about that, that’s where i draw the line

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            So you draw a line in yourself??

          • I can’t say I do

          • Sweet Fae

            sure occasionally, for about an hour after you do a hard days work, then you do this thing called shower, perhaps you should try it, clearly you don’t often if you feel like thats a constant state you should be in

          • EarthenWarrior

            i shower every two days
            but sometimes i like to be sweaty and gross, its a guy thing try it sometimes

          • Ultron

            Ew wtf. No one wants to be around that

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Earthen logic: (Throws up on shirt)
            Leaves it there
            “it’s a guy thing”

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (sigh)

          • Thats not a guy thing, that’s fucking gross

          • Sweet Fae

            its not a guy thing, its a you thing, showering every two days is gross especially if you’re an active person, thats like the people that come into my store and they smell so bad no one wants to help them, its not fun for anyone involved.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Every two as in one day you don’t the next you do?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i shower every other day

          • Ultron

            Maybe you should try every day

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Oh
            Isn’t that the rule for shampooing?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Now purchasable as a book: Complete with a dick shaped bookmark

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Same I sit in class when the teacher isn’t listening the other day all I heard for 5 mins. Was “I f*cked this girl, and I f*cked these 5 too, ect.”

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            OH GOD NO
            I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE TOO WELL

            And I walked in on one doing drugs in the bathroom

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I found someone… how do i put this gentally… Yanking one out 🙁

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            …..(hugs)
            My poor, semi-innocent child

          • Ultron

            At school? Da fuq

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I couldn’t see it, but when someone is standing alone in a stall moaning muttering something, and you can hear a weird sound you just know whats going on

          • Ultron

            Wtf, they weren’t even being discreet

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Yep

          • Ultron

            Whenever someone tries to tell me something like that I just say, “Am I supposed to be impressed or something?”

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Me too to me its irrelevant

          • Sweet Fae

            once in a while, not as often as I see normal people though

          • Ultron

            **attract plebs

          • EarthenWarrior

            a real man is a angry hairy manifestation of rage and grossness

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            If so, then I’m glad I’m not a real man

          • The Retro Kurusu

            No real man bros then! 😀

          • zess

            Ditto

          • Sweet Fae

            ok, I literally hate you for this statement, take your bs elsewhere I’m deff not in the mood for that nonsense, not even jokingly.

          • So men are disgusting violent animals, huh?

            Oh wait, no they’re not. They’re people.

          • EarthenWarrior

            people ARE animals

          • You idiot you know what I mean

          • The Retro Kurusu

            I am not disgusting but animal yes i am

          • The Retro Kurusu

            As in cute kind I’m like a kurusu

          • Ultron

            Your toxic masculinity has no power here

          • Pokejungle

            Grass/Steel

          • EarthenWarrior

            says you, i know for a fact men can be both but most of the time we are stupid, hairy meatheads who do stupid stuff for the sake of being stupid and often let our genitalia make any decision, its just human condition

          • Sweet Fae

            how would you know though if you never leave your house?

          • Ultron

            I do none of this. Guess I’m just better than most.

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Me too I actually look at guys at my school and think “wow I’m the only sensible guy here!”

          • Ultron

            You go. You be the difference, buddy

          • TBF everyone does that

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Its funny how in my case it is true I unlike most others want my HW done and get good grades (I’m in the classes of low intelligence so that could also be a valid factor into it)

          • EarthenWarrior

            so there are meatheads there

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            This is so relatable is unbelievable

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Same!

          • There is so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            really? e-e

    • Sweet Fae
  • Uhg… fuck I lost the entire line art for a picture I was drawing. I was going to finish it today but apparently not then

  • MenacingCascoon

    Sorry for the self advertising kinda, but dont forget to enter for the tourney!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mOXt0A-Wpp6xxR3UOxdIzPNx6AhXYaPz99VhIxf8KgU/edit
    All the scary mons are banned! Join up.

    Also I have another love question. What’s an aspect about pokemon you love and look foward to every game?

    • More waifus

    • EarthenWarrior

      New Pokemon, but apparently we’re entering a realm where the dexs get smaller and smaller and the types don’t get equal shares

    • MewMew

      More so the story than anything, I love a good adventure

    • The Retro Kurusu

      All new Pokémon is what I always want and love!

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      The music in Pokemon games is something I always look forward to them (and videogames in general)

    • TCRowlet

      The post-game. Needless to say it’s been a few disappointing years.

      • MenacingCascoon

        You better enter the tournament!

        • TCRowlet

          I have no time ;~;

          • MenacingCascoon

            But but battles time limit is a whole week

          • TCRowlet

            I would be disqualified ;~;

          • MenacingCascoon

            You never knowwww

    • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

      I have zero idea what to use

      • MenacingCascoon

        Plenty of time to think

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          Not really… school work
          Besides, if your me you have ZERO way to test

          • MenacingCascoon

            You cant use Pokemon showdown? If not then just roll with what you got and hope for the best

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Oh, I use showdown…. it’s just whenever I test, I get put up against try hards with those 12 mons or legends
            Or fly spam, which I never can deal with
            Or hax

          • MenacingCascoon

            Yea it’s hard to test with those 12 in the rules, but you gotta make do. And what do you mean fly spam? Isnt talon mega nerfed

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I mean I run into teams which all have flynium-z, have flying moves or some form of flying bullcrap and kill half my team with it

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Wait! Its on showdown?

          • MenacingCascoon

            My tourney rules? No. You just got make do

          • The Retro Kurusu

            If its on showdown I may have hard time doing it but regular game I’m perfectly good for

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Same

  • The Retro Kurusu

    Hey my Poison/Steel type is going through the Ugh! What the f*ck are you going to be!?

    Stuck between an acidic blob of molten metal and sludge or an urchin?

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    I tried playing Overwatch once more…..

    • WHO ARE YOU PLAYING
      ISNT IT GREAT

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I wanted to kill myself….. the first round was getting killspawned
        The next I lagged to death relatively

        And I played the only good character besides Roadhog imo :3

        • Lag? I have never experienced lag on OW what?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yeah… I’m not kidding, the game hates me as much as I hate it

            (Fyi, I played tracer)

          • Don’t play Tracer. I love her but if you are already having a bad time in OW, Tracer is not the character you wanna use.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I’ve played every single damn person and suck with literally all of them…. and don’t ever get good teams….. or really enjoy playing many characters….. or enjoy how quickly you die… or… do you get my point?

          • Ok. Choose just choose two characters that you like, and get good with them. I main Tracer with Mei and Mercy on the side. Don’t play every character, narrow down a couple you like and just stick with them.

            Also check out a guide on that character. It helps immensely

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I actually did play it for a while back in the day….
            I , as I mentioned, did decent with Tracer… Like I die a bit but get kills too
            I played a LiTTLE Winston… not much
            Also, the character swapping aspect COMPLETELY turns me off the game

          • Character swapping? You shouldn’t be constantly changing characters. There are situations when changing is good like if you need a healer or your character isn’t ideal for the situation but other than that, you shouldn’t be swapping all the time.

            Tracer is pretty tough to get good with. She takes some patience. Lucio and D.Va are good starting heros IMO. Pretty easy to learn

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I know,I rarely do, I mean the idea that other people can change character whenever they feel like kind of turns me off

            I know how she plays at least…
            Tried them and I still suck with those two

          • Well idk what to tell you. You can’t just start playing and be amazing. It takes a bit to get good.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Here’s the issue… I can get on my PS4, ON AVERAGE… about a day a week
            And even than I usually am playing other games on it

          • Why?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Cause I actually have friends who play other games….

          • No i mean why do you play it a day a week

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Homework

          • Jesus, you have that much homework? I just do homework right before bed

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Yep! Makes me wish I was dead!
            Plus my birthday is tomorrow… which I’ll be doing HW all through

          • Could you do it in down time during class or on the bus or something?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Ahhahhaahahahahaahhahahhaahahahahah…. no there is no down time in class.. most of it is online

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I squeeze in bits of HW in passing periods and finish the rest directly after school. Works pretty well.

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      How was it?

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      No get out

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I did…. I fucking hated it

        • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

          Git gud

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Who are you again? Lol

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Do you see an odd detail on my username? 😉

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Kurusu?

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            No, I’m the only one who uses a ™ in his name, Kuppo

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ah, I remeber that now.

            I saw the 2.0 which kurusu used once lol

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          Now go play a Xenoblade game and love it

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I wish

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            :O

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I wanna get another one besides Chonicles X

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Then go buy Xenoblade chronicles on the Wii u eshop. I guarantee it’ll be the best 20 dollars you’ve ever spent (if you like JRPGs).

            While I love X, the original was better and tends to have a more widespread appeal.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I will when I can

            The battle theme for X…. why

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            The OST is hit or miss. Some themes like the battle music and NLA suck, but others like Noctilum and all the continents really are just phenomenal.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            The battle theme turned me off because I realized I’d be hearing it all game

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I’m numb to it lol

            I put 600 hours into that game so I guess that’s proof enough that it didn’t turn me off too much

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Oh…

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Y’know what’s worse?

            I lost ALL THE SAVE DATA.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            ;~;

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I really really wanna play it again but I can’t bring myself to start over. Hoping for a switch port, I’d take that.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            I can think of a few games that I want a switch port for
            (Humming the magikarp festival theme)

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Yesss, they should port Pokken with the four extra characters and maybe a new gen 7 Mon as a playable character

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (Coughing loudly) Golisopod… Decidueye (We honestly need more spacers) …. Kommo-o
            Araquanid/Oranguru support duo

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            And don’t forget pyukumuku 😉

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            YES
            But as a fighter

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I would buy ports of Xenoblade X to play it again but on the go (and maybe it could actually handle the game), and Smash and MK to play anywhere with friends and family.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Anywhere, everywhere

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            The switch’s slogan should be “Anytime, Anywhere, Anyone”.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            (Insert catchy jingle with that slogan)

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            Bringing back Yasinori for the ost in XBX2 was a good move

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            *ost

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Xenoblade X 2?! How long have I been out?!

            Jokes aside, I agree.

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            His Chrono Cross soundtrack was fantastic :O

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Never played that game, I’ll take your word for it.

          • ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            I can’t be friends with someone who likes Overwatch over the Xenoblade games

          • Chronicals is amazing. X is bleh

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Fair.

            But burn your copy of Overwatch

          • And lose all my skins?

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Burn the skins too

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Ye

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            What do you mean “ehhhhhhh”????

  • Art takes you to wonderful places
    http://i.imgur.com/TpikbPU.jpg?1

    • EarthenWarrior

      I just go to deviantart I got guys to supply me all the thick I need

  • UnburdenedLegume

    I absolutely hate Skyla, hope she flies into a mountain one day and crushes her skull.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Agreed

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Snobby, arrogant bitch

        • EarthenWarrior

          We should burn her at the stake and roast her Pokemon on a spit

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Agreed, her birds are useless

    • MenacingCascoon

      That’s random? But shes the best gen 5 female leader. So whatswith the hate

      • Ultron

        But..elesa…

      • Elesa?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Elesa>>>

      • TCRowlet

        Smash?

        • MenacingCascoon

          Heck yea. Let’s go

          • TCRowlet

            I’ll make a room!

    • Ultron

      Better than brycen tho

    • I hate her anime version but what’s wrong with her in the games?

  • The Retro Kurusu

    So I’m in a pickle

    I have two regional varients that are both
    Ice type, evolve once, can have thier other form found in the game elsewhere and I think will evolve via Ice Stone

    Should they be version exclusives?

    • Ultron

      No, cause no one likes version exclusives

    • EarthenWarrior

      Just like Sandshrew and Vulpix

      Who are they

      • The Retro Kurusu

        Combee and Rockruff

        • EarthenWarrior

          Oh hell no these two do not need ice variants

          I mean Rockruff already has two evos which is obviously going to be a crummy white wolf and I don’t even wanna know what combee did to go ice

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            You just gotta BEElieve

          • EarthenWarrior

            Not a chance

          • Ultron

            It ate too much ice cream, hop off. Food causes evolution

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Combee’s full of frozen honey

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Combee was driven out of Jungles by Beedrill

          • EarthenWarrior

            They coexist

          • EarthenWarrior

            And by all means the artic region is by the books death for small bees
            And no flowers equal no nectar and no nectar no honey

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Snow Vileplumes, duh

          • EarthenWarrior

            No such thing

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Just use imagination

          • EarthenWarrior

            impossible logic trumps imagination

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            But impossible logic is trumped by creativity. Sometimes impossible things inspire things that are possible

          • The Retro Kurusu

            Why you can find the other form as well with Combee

          • The Retro Kurusu

            And rockruff was gonna be a Husky

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      Yes, cause everybody loves version exclusive s

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Sometimes I want to run outside and just do something poetic…. than I realize life hates me

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Sometimes I want to do things but then I remember I’m sick.

      Speaking of which three teachers told me to stay home tomorrow to not spread it but my dad still won’t let me. Ugh.

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Ouch… I’ve been there

        • Emotionless Protagonithsme

          It’s like, what am I supposed to even do in that situation? If I stay home my dad will be mad at me but if I go to school I’m getting others sick and my teachers will get mad at me.

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            In my expierience, I’m forced to follow parent rule

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            That’s true. But even my mom thinks I should stay home so I can’t win lol

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            XD
            We have reversed situation

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            :3

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      If so, then scream at life that you don’t give a f*ck about what it thinks about you and then do the poetic thing

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I forget once life beats it out of me

    • Ultron

      Throw a rock through a neighbor’s window

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        It would bounce back and knock me out

        • Ultron

          Throw it at an angle

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            It would still hit me somehow

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            Like in Gravity falls

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            yes

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Go make snow Angeles then thats relaxing

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        I can’t …. I’m not allowed outside in this weather

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    Tomorrow’s my birthday….. yay

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      Enjoy your piles of homework! 🙂

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Basically XD

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Happy Birthday for then 🙂

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Thanks!

    • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

      I’ll be ready

      • Emotionless Protagonithsme

        Nobody tell him about the surprise party

        • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

          ..?

          • Emotionless Protagonithsme

            🙂

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            :3

          • Silvally – The 2.0 Arceus™

            😉

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        How so?

    • Well then this Amethyst drawing that is actually for ThicksetThursday is now dedicated to youuuuuuu

    • The Retro Kurusu

      Happy Birthday!… just asking are you Seraph?

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        Regrettably I am

        • The Retro Kurusu

          I thought it was you Happy Birthday!!!!

          • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

            Thanks!

    • Sweet Fae

      happy almost birthday!

      • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

        THanks!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Rewatching the Best Wishes series and it has sooooooo many fillers or just semi-important episodes, its annoying af.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Why would you re-watch that?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Because apart from Modern Family and Shadowhunters, all of my current favourite shows are on hiatus until April-May so i have nothing better to watch. Plus, I’ve never really gotten into the B/W series very thoroughly so i just reckoned why the hell not.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Just re-watch any other Pokemon season. Or find something new?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            I finished XY and XYZ the other day and yeah i’ve tried but i have a specific taste in tv shows. If the pilot doesn’t pique my interest, i usually abandon the idea alltogether

          • Monkeyfuzz

            What sort of stuff?

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Sitcoms, fantasy, thriller, political dramas that sort of thing

  • http://i.imgur.com/fGbwNrU.png?1

    amethyst sketch because why not post it before its finished. If game devs can do it then I can do it too

  • Grunt With Self Esteem Issues

    My birthday is on a snow day! YUS

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i got stuck in the snow……thrice

    • Emotionless Protagonithsme

      You mean like in traffic?

      It took me 5 hours for what should’ve been a 45 minute trip in December.

      • EarthenWarrior

        no i had to rearrange the cars int the driveway so we can get out of work

  • EarthenWarrior

    nothing makes me feel better than beating a ghost mono when their attempts to hax fail

  • Monkeyfuzz

    How can you tell if your ‘mon has maxed its EVs now?

    • EarthenWarrior

      hit Y or X and if the pointy thing is blue its maxed

      • Monkeyfuzz

        OK thanks.

  • Ultron

    Why is Wartortle so cute. I wish Leafgreen had refresh so I could pet it and feed it beans..

    • EarthenWarrior

      i’ve never once heard anybody say Wartortle is cute…..

      • Ultron

        But it is

        • EarthenWarrior

          but its just squirtle with ears and a tail

          • And squirtle is just a blue turtle with a squirrel tail. Your point being?

          • EarthenWarrior

            At least that one has some foundation
            They literally stapled ears and a tail to this one and nothing else more

          • Charmeleon is a bigger charmander with a darker shade of red and a growth in his head

          • EarthenWarrior

            Least it differentiates the body structure
            Wartortle is a squirtle clone

          • Who cares anyways. Rhydon is Rhyhorn standing up. Just let Ultron enjoy things

          • EarthenWarrior

            No it has a more pronounced horn, a tail, and the body smoothed out

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’d sooner bite a hole in my own cheeks to let the truth free

          • No wonder he left

          • EarthenWarrior

            He’ll be back and we’ll tolerate each other mildly for a while and get into a fight later and do the whole thing again

            I am unphased in the slightest

          • The fact that this happens so regularly should tell you something. It is exhausting to hear you go on and on when someone likes something you dont.

          • Ultron

            Sorry, I’m here, I’m playing LG, watching my roomie play Skyrim, and lurking here simultaneously. I only really pay heed to Earthen’s ramblings when he has something substantial to add. His opinions are often highly debatable. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about Fairy

          • Ultron

            Oh lol. Well my thoughts still stand xD

          • Ultron

            Ivysaur is slightly bigger bulbasaur and charmeleon is charmander with a conehead…

          • EarthenWarrior

            It has a bell bulb and leaves

          • Ultron

            The body is nearly the same

          • EarthenWarrior

            But many differences
            I’m just saying when you look at Wartortle and Squrtle they’re nearly the same
            http://31.media.tumblr.com/f26b83285545fc6c49d3ca99063c16a0/tumblr_mzkhmsxola1sjo536o5_500.gif

          • Ultron

            I just love its poofy tail and headwings. There are pokemon with evolutions way similar

          • EarthenWarrior

            I wonder if it’s fur or actually feathers, or even a leathery mass of skin

          • Ultron

            Dex descriptions say fur.

    • MewMew

      Have to agree, out of the Squirtle line always liked Wartortle the most. Wish Blastoise kept the Wartortle tail tbh xD

      • Ultron

        Same!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    yo anybody still on….my needle’s crashing and i need to converse

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well I got nothing
    https://youtu.be/rSNv9f_Fztk
    Might as well scar some people for life before signing off

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    I still can’t decide whether I should evolve the Pikachu I transfered over from my Yellow. On one hand it is kind of special to keep it a Pikachu since well…You know. lol On the other hand it’s not all that strong compared to what it could be. Plus the added psychic typing could better round out the team it’s in…..What should I do?!?! Hahaha

    • *The Impatient Matenou*

      I dunno you do whatever you think you need to do because i’m not one to talk about something that I have idea on.

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        That was……Very helpful…..Thanks…….. Haha

    • Ultron

      I say…keep it till you can evolve it into a regular raichu cause that’s what Ash should’ve done.

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        That’ll take too long and is contradictory as Ash won’t ever evolve his pikapal lol

        • Ultron

          Still seems like a more natural progression than alolan raichu (who is undoubtedly better though)

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            I do wish they gave a better reason for the form lol

          • Ultron

            Yes, it makes no sense. It could’ve been something to do with built up electricity in raichu’s tail caused it to develop a magnetism with the naturally magnetized landscape of Alola. Over time the Raichu developed to being able to rest on their tails in order to keep off the ground and avoid sharp rocks that might harm them.

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’m still learning towards mixed breeding in the Alola region to generate Pikachus in the wild resulted in an increased flow of electricity in its brain which finally mutated it when exposed to a thunderstone

          • Ultron

            Could’ve worked too. Anything’s better than pancakes

          • EarthenWarrior

            Exactly but this was the final kick in the pants that made me truly hate regional variants
            The only one that gets a half pass is exeggutor only because of super sunny climates causing extremely growth and that’s it

            Sandshrew and Vulpix make sense but their added types out of nowhere just don’t add up, should’ve been pure ice each of them

            And not to mention the non environmental stuff which gets me angry, Marowak going fire ghost just because the abundance of grass types makes very little sense since water is a big issue, they’re trying to push fire dancers
            Meowth is also a big case since fucking nearly any Royal family anywhere couldn’ve raised them spoiled and cruel not limited to the Alola region

            Grimer and Muk get a pass since they explained their reason well but still this could’ve happened anywhere

            They don’t even explain how Geodude became magnetized,

            This is why Regional Variants need to die, they’re just becoming excuses to reskin old Pokemon

          • Ultron

            I quite agree, although I love A. Raichu, raticate, muk, and vulpix. They did a really poor job for the reasoning, which is the main problem.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Which is why I got in a fight with Fairy,
            He made his regional Rhyhorn a Steel/Normal type just because his region purged the minerals out of them and force fed them metals just to become war machines

            How can anyone possibly not see the audacity of this

          • Ultron

            Eh, I don’t really care although it should be a steel type

          • EarthenWarrior

            I care, Rhyhorns are my field of expertise

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Is your problem that it’s Steel type or that it isn’t ground type anymore? The supposed Rhyhorn regional that is lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            I don’t like the method he did it
            Purging the minerals in its body somehow turning it Normal and force feeding it metals to become a steel type

            It just rubs me so the wrong way even more so because it was a forced variant

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Maybe a better way would to have it turn into a Steel type by way of the mountain itself. Maybe the mountain could be made of much harder materials and since Rhyhorn needs to get around on said mountain it needed to “evolve” into a Steel type to better crush and cut the rocks and whatnot. Is that better? lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            Neither, because his specifically were imported just to be used as soliders or an army

            If I were doing it I would say that it becomes Ground/Steel because the abundance of a nutritious ores not only made their bodies harder and tougher, their new taste for the ore urged them to bash and dig into solid rock and ground to dig it up

            Their bodies become sleeker and spiky, tough clawed hoofs, and a big battering horn and skull plate strong enough to break stones open

            And through evolution
            Rhydon’s horn gets way longer and now Rhyperior can swing a spiky tail mace and absolutely demolish everything (and fire compact clumps of compressed metal out their palms)

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Is there any instance in which you are ok with it not having the ground typing? Like if it had just Steel typing? lol Just curious. Would it ruin it for you if the Rhyhorn line lost ground type all together? I’m not saying it gets another typing you hate or anything. Just in general. Like if it was JUST Steel type.

          • EarthenWarrior

            This has nothing to do with losing its ground type, it’s how he made a regional variant solely because of forced evolution

            And every time he always throws Pugs were bred to be that way just because I have one

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Fair enough. I get you. Still wondering tho. As a separate thing. Curiosity is getting to me hahaha

          • EarthenWarrior

            Regional variants are one thing but when they’re done like this it’s just clearly rewriting the Pokemon just the way you want it

    • EarthenWarrior

      I can’t find a solid clip but it’s American Dad’s Roger saying
      “I think it’s pretty obvious what you need to do”
      “You need to kick this bitch”
      “To the curb”
      “Pronto”

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        So evolve? Lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          Ditch the yellow rat in a alley and get yerself a manlier Pokemon

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Never gonna happen. In fact the more you oppose me using not it more I want to keep using it. Maybe even evolve it into the pancake loving Raichu lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            And I’ll just ground it out with a solid blow

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            You ever have any actual positive advice?

          • EarthenWarrior

            Only when it’s convenient for me,

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Apparently so…….

          • EarthenWarrior

            i mean what else can I possibly say a outs Alolan ARaichu except violently bludgeon it with various blunt objects until it actually has a reason to be a psychic instead of that shitty lame excuse

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Well I’ll admit the reasoning behind it’s typing is dumb…….Still the hate seems unwarranted. Anyway to appease you I’ll say that on the same team I have a Nidoking. It was the first time I’ve used Nidoking and it was pretty enjoyable lol

          • Ultron

            Alolan Raichu is really cool though, explanation aside

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Agreed lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            Now that’s a manly Pokemon is this Yellow?

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Yeah it was. Transferred up my entire team up to Sun. I had Pikachu, Nidoking, Gengar, Seadra, Dodrio, and Hitmonchan. It was a decent team for Yellow, but now I’m trying to make them somewhat decent for current standards. This involving changing moves, giving items, and the possibility of evolving my Pikachu lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            I have to say my recent retro bender has me yearning for the days of olde

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Don’t let the nostalgia get in the way. the old games aren’t as great as you remember. It’s fun to visit, but the original games by current standards are actually trash hahaha

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh quit flinging nostalgia around
            Is it really nostalgia if I like a old game for doing something different and better or just revisiting it just because I want to?

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Ok ok didn’t mean to get you into a tizzy lol You do whatever you want to do hahaha