It’s Dae here! I promised to write up a bit on my opinion on the Switch reveal, but it turned out to be longer than I expected. Therefore I’ll take this opportunity to publish my first article in a couple of years. Enjoy!

Let’s get the conference out of the way first; it was a poor showing. Live shows are usually a hit or a miss and this one was definitely a miss. Awkward, stiff translations as well as weird presentation of games and holding out on information that would entice customers are among my major gripes. The nice thing is that the Zelda trailer was absolutely amazing and Mario and Xenoblade 2 had a good showings too. But Zelda shouldn’t have been the final ‘one more thing’ surprise, everybody expected it to be a launch title already. Rather, I’d have liked a Metroid tease or something along those lines as a finisher for the show.

The lack of distinct games was also apparent. I guess they didn’t want to show games that weren’t prepared for release, but it didn’t show any confidence that they could produce a steady lineup of games for the Switch. People fear a repeat of the Wii U now, and that could really damage the sales of the console. I also wonder what makes the games so sparse at launch. Nintendo hasn’t released a lot of games in the past two years so I would have assumed they were working on new ones. If that isn’t the case, what were they doing all the time? I guess we’ll have to take a wait and see approach here and time will tell if they announce more games.

The games that have been announced do look pretty good though. Zelda is, of course, breathtaking and had one of the best trailers for a game I’ve ever seen. It really hit all the marks on a checklist of ‘how to make the perfect trailer’. Odyssey looks refreshing and can set itself apart from Galaxy so it won’t have the trouble of being compared to its shadow. The real life city may feel a bit uncanny valley, but I actually like the effect it brings out and luckily there’s a whole slew of different environments. Really looking forward to a more sandbox-style Mario again after the more linear games we’ve had in the past ten years. Splatoon 2 looks fresh, although it looks more like an upgraded port instead of a actual sequel, but then again what is a shooter sequel actually? You can’t innovate a lot except for new weapons, new maps, new strategies and a better online infrastructure. I don’t know if it was confirmed or denied, but I hope for online co-op possibility. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is also more of a luxury port, but the base game was great and this one will still be lots of fun for parties. I liked the new style of Xenoblade 2 too; it’s a bit different from the previous two but that’s OK in my opinion. Looking forward to hear about those games. 1 2 Switch looks like a fun mini-game collection, but I understand people saying they wanted this to be a pack in title. I don’t expect many people to cough up $50 for it, and I do believe they should have made it a $30 game, but I wouldn’t count on Nintendo rethinking it as a pack-in. I feel like they want to give the impression of it being a top-quality title.

The Switch will launch with only a couple of games, the sparsest it’s ever been for a launch of a console. I think there are a couple of reasons for this. First, you have Nintendo releasing Zelda: BotW. Most who picks up a Switch will pick up Zelda too. That makes for a tough competition from the get-go and games like Skyrim really could suffer from it. That’s why I think some high profile games got delayed last minute when they heard Zelda was making launch. And on the third party side, there a few ports of older games. But then I think, who buys all those ports anyway? Yes, they can make the ports and show ‘confidence’ in the Switch, but neither customers want old ports of uninteresting games they already bought and the publisher won’t make their money back too. It’s sadly a bit of self fulfilling prophecy, as few ports don’t entice customers to buy the console which leads to even fewer ports. But the Switch will all-in-all be a Nintendo and Japanese gaming system, and we just have to have faith in the usual companies to bring over their franchises. In this way I see Switch more as 3DS, with it getting the 3DS like library. With this I mean stuff like Phoenix Wright, Zero Escape… To be successful I think Nintendo just have to push through with being an alternative system, there’s no point to go compete with PS4 and XB1 without bringing some new stuff on the table.

And that brings me to the hardware. I haven’t used the actual hardware itself, but I read many positive impressions. The build quality is great and the looks are top notch. I even find it to have a bit of ‘sex-appeal’. If you search for direct comparison shots between the Switch and Wii U Gamepad, you’ll realize how bad the Gamepad looked and feel like it was made by Fisher-Price. But they did a great job with the Switch. The concept is appealing, and can be demonstrated easily to someone unfamiliar with the console. As a power engineer with some electronics background, I can also tell from all the technical stuff I read that this is the best console they could have built. The processor and graphics card is the most modern one that can power the console for continuous use. Processors in a iPhone 7 or upcoming Galaxy S8 may be faster, but they clock down due to power and heat concerns. The battery is also rather large and takes up a lot of space already, so saying they skimped out on battery is untrue. The battery life might not be a lot, but it’s actually comparable to phones running at 100% load. They also use a lot of modern application like USB C fast charging, Wifi AC, multitouch… Maybe you don’t believe it, but it’s really an impressive piece of tech that is competitive with stuff released today.

We can’t forget about the best parts of the console too: the Joy-Cons. I feel like they are the heart of the console, they are so well designed that the concept of the Switch really shines. Some vendors do have some detachable controllers for a generic tablet, but the from factor, build quality and ease of use are so far ahead that you can really see the ‘Nintendo magic’. Switching (haha, get it?) between docked, portable and table mode is so easy that it gets this wow factor when showing it off to friends. Being able to share a Joy-Con for two players is also nice, even though it doesn’t seem to be the most comfortable thing. But I can assure you, I can pop out my Switch and have some great fun with friends playing Mario Kart 8. The HD Rumble works well too apparently, and I think Nintendo can find some good applications for its use in games. Having some motions controls built in while functioning as traditional controllers is what makes this console combine the best of both worlds. A 20 hour battery life isn’t too shabby either, and you can easily recharge the battery when you dock the console.

This all reflects on the price too, which is indeed a bit expensive. $80 for a pair of Joy-Cons is steep, and far above a regular PS4 or Xbox One controller. Yes, you technically get two, but you’ll be buying them in pairs, because who wants a single lonely Joy-Con? I suspect many games to require a pair of Joy-Cons too, even though I don’t know if it’s possible to connect four pairs of Joy-Con if some game featured four player local multiplayer (Smash Bros?). They feature lots of tech and game companies always want to make money on accesories, but I think it would have been better if they priced it $10 to $15 lowers to reduce the sticker shock effect. The other accessories are expensive too, the Pro Controller is the definitive controller for couch gaming, but it comes with a definitive price as well. Buying extra Joy-Cons don’t even give the same colour straps, which can be bought for $8 seperately. And if you want an extra grip and be able to charge your controllers, which you can’t do with the included grip, it’ll cost you an extra $30. Granted, including it in the box would have upped the box price with another $15. If you want a ‘starters pack’ for new Switch users, you can feel nickel-and-dimed due to the high accessory costs. I wish Nintendo can first address those prices if it seems that it is a barrier to entry.

As for the box itself, I feel the $299 is still a fair price. Based on what I read, I already expected that $249 would be a tough target to reach. $299 is actually reasonable if you know what’s inside and how much things cost in manufacturing, R&D costs, distribution, retail and not to mention bad exchange rate and taxes in Europe. I believe that Nintendo still makes less profit in Europe per console sold, since people always forget that doing business in general is more expensive here due to wages, business taxes and buildings. The real question is actually value sided. It’s not: ‘Is this a fair price to charge’, but: ‘Do I feel like this is a fair price to me’. Nintendo will have to do a good job in selling value to the consumer and needs a clear messaging what it’s actually selling. In that I feel that a comparison with PS4 and generic tablets is not the way to go. Yes, the PS4 is comparable in price and more powerful, but as long as the Switch offers distinctly different features, people may still get enticed to buy. We’ll see if this works out, but I’m not the one who is calling this out as a flop already.

As for myself, I still believe in the Switch and even did save up enough the past two years to go on a crazy shopping splurge. I pre-ordered the Grey console, got the Pro Controllers, the Red/Blue Joy-Cons, the Charging Grip and an extra case. I really felt like that at some point in the future, I would have bought it anyway to play my favorite Nintendo games and therefore it doesn’t matter to me if I buy it sooner. I also want the definitive edition of Zelda, and being able to transport it between my dorm and home is a really big plus to me. I really look forward to most of the first party games that are announced, even though not many details have come out already. The conference damped my enthusiasm a bit, but I think it will be on full fire again closer to March 3rd. I’ll do a technical review of the Switch in six weeks when I get my hands on one, so look forward to reading it here!

This thing has gotten really long now, and I didn’t even touch on all the aspects of the Switch, but I need to wrap up here. If you’d like to have my opinion on an untouched subject, just ask in the comments. I’ll still check them regularly, even though I may not be an active writer anymore 🙂 I’d love to hear your opinion on the Switch too. Are you buying at launch? Holding out a bit? Or have even become uninterested? What do you think of the price? What games can entice you to buy? Tell me in the comments!

Enjoy and you’ll hear back from me when I get my Switch!

~Daedardus~

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Not even worth buying when Zelda is the only noteworthy title available at launch. Best to wait until summer or maybe even after

    • Daedardus

      I can’t say no to Zelda sadly. Ah well, €700 euro well spent.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah
      • UnburdenedLegume

        Tearsss rather upgrade my rig for that money. I mean I want the Switch but not going to spend that kind of money for just one game. I’ll probably wait it out until at least August

        • Daedardus

          It’s not for one game though, I was already sure I will get the other games announced at the conference. And the 700 euro figure is including all of the additional stuff I’m buying.
          Here’s a rundown:
          €330 Switch
          €65 Pro Controller
          €75 Extra Joy-Cons
          €30 Charging grip
          €50 128GB Micro SD
          €20 Case

          Games
          €90 Zelda BotW LE
          €60 Zelda BotW Wii U
          €20 Snipperclips
          €20 Fast RMX

          Amiibos & other stuff
          €60 Zelda BotW Amiibos
          €40 Zelda: Arts and crafts

          Which totals a fair bit more than 700 but it includes stuff I’d have bought either way if I didn’t buy a switch or stuff that I don’t really need to buy but am going to either way. Some of the things I get as a present too :).
          I could’ve just went with the 420 euro figure for Zelda, but I saved up enough for it anyway and I the things on the list is stuff I will never regret buying. I still don’t regret my Wii U purchase, even though I agree it was an expensive purchase.

    • SomeGuy

      In the first month I intend on buying Zelda, BomberMan, SnipperClips, and I Am Setsuna. I play games that look fun not noteworthy.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        oh me too!

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    so much reading but ill do it for you dae

    • Daedardus

      Originally it was going to be like 1000 words more, but then I was like, nah, too much already.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Lol im about to spend more on the switch then i did on my ps4 lol

  • The singular Kuppo

    I just hope there is enough consoles in stock because I won’t be able to get it in release :/

    • TheShadowWinner

      And me? I need to sell my XBOX360 (Which will be hard, will take some time) and turn BRL into USD, cuz i dont live in USA! I think ill be only able to buy it when release =/ Good Luck The singular Kuppo!

      • TheShadowWinner

        Nvm, i get it in Target, they restocked it! Go there! Maybe you can got there!

        • TheShadowWinner

          Nvm again, my parents will not buy, we dont have that much money to spend =/

  • Ziggy Fartdust

    Speaking of extravaganza, did anyone attend the James Earl Ray Extravaganza?

  • SomeGuy

    Rumor of Fire Emblem Fates port to Switch. Yas please. Never picked those games up.

    • Yu Narukami

      Hopefully we get all three routes off the bat rather go through a paywall.

      • SomeGuy

        Yea I feel like it’ll be an ultimate edition situation.

    • Ziggy Fartdust

      Oh goody, more censorship from Nintendo.

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      we will find out tmmr lol

      • SomeGuy

        And then if it’s not true we’ll get another article crying about Fake News.

        • Ziggy Fartdust

          I don’t see how that’s “crying”.
          Gaming journalism is incredibly biased.

    • Daedardus

      Didn’t like Fates as much as Revelation. Felt like the first chapters were of the hard but unfair type. I got stonewalled in one chapter because the RNG decided to glitch out and what should be a winning move ended up being a full KO for me.

      I don’t think it needs a full port on Switch too, I have the game on 3DS and doubt there’s a big public for a port. Can’t say no to a new FE on Switch though. 🙂

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Fire emblem warriors gameplay tmmr i hope, if we get a new game too ill cry

      • SomeGuy

        Awakening was purtty easy. I’d invite a more challenging game.

        New FE on Switch is gonna be a minimum of another year. Building an engine from scratch and for an HD console will take time. There doesn’t need to be a huge market for a port. That’s the beauty of ports. As long as it didn’t cost much to port the game it doesn’t need a large market to be profitable.

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          fates would have a big graphics overhaul

      • Yu Narukami

        It sounds like you were having trouble with the Conquest route.
        If you’re used to playing Awakening, Birthright might be more your speed.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Are you kidding? Revelation was the absolute worst out of the three storylines IMO.

        • Daedardus

          Oh damn, I meant Awakening xD

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Oh, I see what you mean now. I still think Fates (at least Birthright and Conquest) was better than Awakening, but to each their own.

          • Daedardus

            I stopped playing Fates when it should have become good I suppose. But I got annoyed at FE when everything turned out to be this unfair chess game where I had to go through hoops just to protect my weak and useless units.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            When did you stop playing?

          • Daedardus

            Before I could choose my path unfortunately, so I didn’t play much of it. But I felt like if the whole games this then I couldn’t be bothered spending my scarse time.

    • The singular Kuppo

      We could even get more content for the game if that ends up being true :O

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I just want FE15.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Reggie arent you suppose to be in school lol

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Nope teacher meetings today!

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            you are so lucky this pass few days arent you

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah, five day weekend. Couldn’t’ve turned out better.

      • SomeGuy

        Nintendo’s main developers do not work on ports. So this wouldn’t hinder that from coming any sooner.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I know, but I mean at the direct tomorrow. FE13 was released in 2013, FE14 was released in 2015, so it wouldn’t be that far off to see a teaser or something.

  • Daedardus

    The unannounced game I look most forward too on Switch is Animal Crossing. It will be the perfect merger for the portable/home console version. The portable ones were usually the best because you could take them everywhere you go, but sometimes you wished to dim the lights in the living room and relax in front of the tv. I really need the game in my life, Animal Crossing always managed to wind me down when I got into stressy periods. 2018 can’t come soon enough.

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      i can see it being announced at either this e3 or the next one, actual animal crossing not Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival Switch or Really Happy Home Designers

    • SomeGuy

      And hopefully with paid online we get a more fleshed out onlin experience for AC. And bring back the bright colors! The drowned out colors really killed the experience for me on 3DS.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Maybe paid online allows you to have towns with your friends, not just visit them.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Same here, we’re due for one soon, and all of these spinoff titles don’t count. 😛

    • TheShadowWinner

      Where did you get the info that a new Animal Crossing game will be released in Nintendo Switch?

      • Daedardus

        From nowhere, it’s the best educated guess I can make.

        • TheShadowWinner

          Ok

        • Ultron

          There better be. Can’t believe that didn’t do a WiiU one. They made HD models!

    • Ultron

      I also expect it to have way more content than NL. I’d like to be able to travel places like the city in City Folk. Better character models would be good too, and how about not having to answer a questionnaire in the beginning to design your character? xP

  • TheShadowWinner

    I think that Stars will be on 3DS, and DP remakes will be on Switch, because Nintendo confirmed that Switch will not substitute the 3DS.

    • UnburdenedLegume

      What logic is this?

      • TheShadowWinner

        Idk, i think it makes sense ‘-‘

    • Daedardus

      It doesn’t subsitute the 3DS in the way that the current audience for the 3DS is different than the one for the Switch. They want to keep selling the 3DS as a cheap handheld with many games readily available. The Switch completely replaces the Wii U on the other hand, they don’t want you to know about that anymore.

      Therefore, I expect the next two years that the 3DS will still get marketed and maybe even get a price cut to close to $100, but all the major games will get released on the Switch. They just don’t want to discontinue it already and fear that people won’t buy it anymore.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I’ve already posted my full thoughts a while ago, so I’ll sum it up here.
    ———————————
    Presentation was strong, translator doesn’t effect my enjoyment. Xenoblade 2, Mario Oddysey, and Splatoon 2 are my most hyped announcements. They spent a little too much time with 3rd parties IMO, but I get why they did it. I do agree with you Dae, a release date shouldn’t have been a final surprise. I think Super Mario Oddysey should’ve filled that spot instead. Launch looks weak, but launch period looks fairly strong. MK8 Deluxe shouldn’t be 60 dollars for simply a battle mode and three new purely aethstetic characters. Arms looks fun, but I hope it has enough content to warrant a 60 dollar purchase. 1-2-Switch should’ve been a pack in, there’s no way I’m paying 50 dollars to milk a cow. I loved splatoon 1, so of course I’ll pick up splatoon 2. Xenoblade 2 has me extremely excited, I loved the original and X, so I can’t wait to see what they do with this one! Art style is sorta off putting though. SM Oddysey looks amazing! I’ve been wanting them to go back to sandbox mario games, so I’m glad they’re finally making another one. Overall I think the switch will sell relatively well at launch, but I think it’ll really take off in the holiday season. I also think they need to have a strong E3 to have a strong holiday, as the only Q3 and Q4 game we know of is SM Oddysey.

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      hmm knowing Nintendo Fire emblem warriors will launch Q3 and Q4 along with Xenoblade 2

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        FE15 maybe? xD

    • TheShadowWinner

      Im most hyped for Xenoblade 2, Super Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2, Zelda: BotW and the next PKMN games of couse.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I can’t wait for all of those games as well! If stars is real I honestly think we’ll see it for the first time in May.

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          yea 5 second teaser of a shooting star

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Pokemon Hokulele and Pokemon Ryusei

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      Theres always 2 big titles released at the same time in November it seems . Odyssey is totally gonna be one

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Stars? Animal crossing? Metroid? Retro’s game? Xenoblade 2? MOTHER 3??????

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          Stars would be my best bet, but Animal crossing seems like a 2018

      • SomeGuy

        Pokémon Stars will the other 😉

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Super Mario 3d World and Link Between worlds 2013
        ORAS And Smash 2014
        i think they skipped the next two, due to lack of games for the wii u

    • SomeGuy

      Finally. Someone on the same page as me.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        On what? Or just everything?

        • SomeGuy

          Just about yea haha

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Great minds think alike.

    • SomeGuy

      Although I legit think Arms looks fantastic. I’ll admit I wasn’t totally sold but the second I saw live gameplay I was in. Looks very fun. It makes me think of Smash Bros in the sense that Smash made 2D fighters more approachable and this looks to make 3D fighters more approachable.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Arms could be the splatoon of fighting games and change up the formula the genre got used to

    • The singular Kuppo

      Im really want to play breath of the wild, I’ve never finished any Zelda game before and I want it to be the first one that I finish.

      I’m also excited for Project Octopath(weird name uh) fell in love with the graphics and can’t wait to play it.

      • Daedardus

        You’ll enjoy Zelda, I’m sure of it.

        Forgot about Octopath! Liked Bravely Default so I look forward to it at least.

  • EarthenWarrior

    I personally don’t feel the starting line up are showstoppers (except Breath of the wild, you should’ve seen how petrified I was when I saw it….even drooled a little) but honestly who cares, I know I know games make the system but don’t forget they’ll make new games and have plenty unrevealed in the making, I will still get the switch now and that’ll be good in the long run, I still get use out of my Wii U everyday so I know the switch will do just fine we just have to give it a chance

  • TheNintendoChip

    So I was just working in the lab I got recruited for, and the two grad students were discussing Pokemon Sun and Moon. I’m so glad to be researching with nerds like me 🙂

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Lucky, that must be awesome!

    • Daedardus

      What field are you in?

  • My opinions 😮

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The presentation was pretty bad. The translator really put me off as funny as he was in hindsight. The spent too much time emphasizing motion controls. That should’ve been a side thing so people wouldn’t distract from that great reveal.

    As far as the system itself, I’m excited! Zelda looks absolutely amazing. Mario looks like pure fun and the idea of switching the console into a handheld is brilliant.

    I think that there is still a chance that there will be a digital game packed in with it. Maybe something similar to 1-2-Switch.

    Accessories are for sure way too expensive though.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Reggie said there was no pack in.

      Source: I am him.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Actually he said that in an interview.
        Just wanted to make sure it didn’t sound like a joke.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The translator made the presentation better for me ^~^

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    I heard reggie is saying this thing will focus as a console so im kinda scared they are barely gonna market the fact it can be taken anywhere

    • Daedardus

      I saw the first Switch commercial yesterday and you can be sure they showed off that it can be taken everywhere.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        ok thank god, One thing that scares me with Nintendo is their marketing tactics

    • Daedardus

      Here is the commercial btw

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        i need that song AND STILL NO CHILDREN

  • EarthenWarrior

    If the switch is mobile I have a perpetual fear that my natural desire to bring my tech with me everywhere I go will pose problems like what if I involuntarily sit down with it in my cargo pocket and it bends, what kinda resistance and push does this thing have

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      this is why u bring a carrying case….

      • EarthenWarrior

        I know I’m not stupid (deranged maybe) but I would never put it in a pocket unprotected I think the case would fit my pocket or not,

    • UnburdenedLegume

      In what universe would you be able to bend equipment like that by just sitting one it for 2 seconds? Unless you’re morbidly obese maybe..

      • EarthenWarrior

        …….

    • Daedardus

      How will you even fit it in your pockets?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I use very deep pocketed Cargo Pants
        I run a very strict inventory
        my phone in my Breast pocket
        3DS XL in my left pocket w/ case
        Ear buds and general objects in right
        iPad mini in right cargo pocket w/ case
        And porta-charger and wires in left cargo pocket also a comb
        Wallet in back left
        Keys back right

    • Ultron

      You probably should avoid bringing your switch around if you have all that other stuff. If you lose it or break it you’re fucked

  • SpectralSeraph

    Today’s sucking, can we please move to tomorrow now? ;~;

    • Chaos

      Go to sleep. It will be tomorrow in no time.

      • SpectralSeraph

        I’m in school and hw exists

        • Chaos

          Lol. School. Good times.

          • SpectralSeraph

            I hate my life

          • Chaos

            Already? Your life hasn’t even started yet.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Yep already …:

        • The Victory Kurusu!

          I have from one of the worlds worst books I have 12 notecards for three different topics due tomorrow that I haven’t started yet that are for a reasearch paper decides life and death of the next marking period and I have two clubs in between so I have an average of an hour to eat and do that + the rest of HW I have and to relax before off to the next thing

          I can relate to your problem

          • SpectralSeraph

            Wow….
            What book?

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            Catcher in the Rye

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Go to Australia, is already tomorrow there 😛

      • SpectralSeraph

        I can’t ;~;
        I wanna though

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Me it’s still 11 am or so in your region, the day may get better ^^

          • SpectralSeraph

            Same time here
            Doubt it

    • Daedardus

      What happened?

      • SpectralSeraph

        I botched up a test really bad

        • Daedardus

          A bad test isn’t the end of the world. I did some pretty bad tests too, and now I’m graduating as an engineer.

          • SpectralSeraph

            But it’s gonna tank my average..

          • Daedardus

            Talk to your teacher over it. Do you think it will affect your GPA and chances of higher education? Show that you are willing, tests only give an impression of a certain moment in time, but don’t really show your real performance.

          • SpectralSeraph

            It probably will.. and I doubt I can change it

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    lets say if Stars is real and is a sequel, how far a of a time skip would u want to see happen, personally i would love to see a 10 year time skip since alot can happen in 10 years

    • The singular Kuppo™

      5 years, so not to many happens while I’m gone, also, what if you could battle sun(The main protagonist)in the game ? That would be lit and it’s a shame they didn’t do that in BW2 °~°

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        maybe you can sync the games up? the 3ds can do that i think

        • The singular Kuppo™

          It could be a possibility

  • Hayley Waalen

    I wanna see something Pokemon

  • The singular Kuppo™
    • Healing Fae

      sounds like its narrated by Link from the CD-i games

      • The singular Kuppo™

        “I’m so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!!”

        • Healing Fae

          I cant wait to bomb some dodongos

    • Ultron

      Whoever made this should be shot

  • The Victory Kurusu!

    Has the Troll of the year returned yet? I hope he isn’t!

    • The singular Kuppo™
      • Ziggy Fartdust

        I’m not wrong though.

    • EarthenWarrior

      You all sound like you want him to come back just so you have something to make fun of

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        But we already have you to make fun of

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Name checks out

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        No just making sure after this I’m done with him

    • Ziggy Fartdust

      Again, no trolls, just hypersensitive children.

    • Ultron

      It’s unfortunate that someone who claims they aren’t a troll changes their IP address after getting banned just to come back here and say inflammatory things about the man who shot MLKJ

      • Ziggy Fartdust

        He has a name you know: James Earl Ray

  • Lord of Snails

    Most of the games announced looked great. I am looking forward to Splatoon 2 and ARMS. I think the reason why we didn’t hear about other games is, because 3 months after launch is E3.

    • Healing Fae

      oh my gosh I must be getting old, times flying by, it feels like we just had E3

    • Healing Fae

      also you’re 100% right. I just hope that we get Animal Crossing

    • Ultron

      I’m cautious as to whether or not arms has enough content to justify $60

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Im guessing it will, maybe it will go the Splatoon route and do free content updates?

        • Ultron

          That’d be nice, nintendo is usually pretty good about that stuff.

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            if they do lets say Paid DLC you do get what you pay for 😀

          • Ultron

            Yeah I’ll be watching to see what they do with it before I make a decision 😛

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            That should be one of the perks to the online service: free paid DLC

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Honestly, this year’s E3 will make or break long term sales. They better have a few tricks up their sleeve hat.

      • Ultron

        As long as it’s better than 2015’s we’re good..

  • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Oh God it’s back

    • Ziggy Fartdust

      What’s back?

    • The singular Kuppo™
      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        i dont see what u guys are talking about

        • Ziggy Fartdust

          They’re just crying as usual.
          If Steven Universe is good for anything, it’s for pacifying piss babies.

        • zess

          ziggy came back as a new account. I think all of its post where deleted.

          • Paulsey

            whats the deal with this ziggy person and everything that has been going on here ?

          • zess

            A troll that keeps coming here and spouting racist nonsense and whatnot.

  • Ultron

    Flag, ignore, repeat.

    • Ziggy Fartdust

      And here comes the thought police.

  • Yu Narukami

    Public service announcement:
    To take care of the you know what, just handle it like the Bye Bye Man.
    Don’t think it, don’t say it.

    • Ultron

      You should make an account so I stop getting you mixed up with it xD

      • Yu Narukami

        How does one make an account?

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          You can make a disqus account and it works here. 🙂

          • Yu Narukami

            Just a heads up, I might change my online handle.

        • Ultron

          It should say like log in or something somewhere, if not, you can just google Disqus and make a Disqus account and it will work here

          • Yu Narukami

            Will try to work on that.

      • zess

        I thought they were the same person.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Gamexplain said something in a discussion that caught my interest. Since all the trailers and stuff say “Switch Presentation 2017”, do you think that we’ll see one of these every year? Could this be the new format for directs? But then again, we have a direct tomorrow, even though it is game specific.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      So, you mean that in 2018 we may get another presentation like the last one?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        That’s suggested by calling the presentation “Switch Presentation 2017” and not just “Switch Presentation” or “Switch Reveal Presentation”.

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      maybe! but i think they will return back to direct formats

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I hope so, giving us like 2 directs all year (last year) wasn’t enough IMO.

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          because there was barely anything to show lol

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            True, but when Iwata was alive we had a direct like every month or so, and ever since his passing we haven’t had many.

  • Makoto Yuki

    It’s a me! The guy y’all used to know as Yu Narukami!

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      since ur a full account now.

      • Awesome Waffles

        I’ll have you know that my entire team was wiped out by Totem Lurantis and I only cried for 20 minutes.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Welcome (officially)!

      • Awesome Waffles

        After six years of lurking, it’s so weird to be an official member.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          SIX YEARS!?!
          Wow, I can’t believe you’ve been a guest here for so long! xD

          • Awesome Waffles

            Yeah, I was a lurker. ^^;
            I actually found out about Pokejungle when Black and White was first coming out in Japan.
            I’ve been here ever since.

        • EarthenWarrior

          *Cracks Knuckles* if thou wish to join the clan, you must pass a series of increasingly tedious and life threatening trials

          • Awesome Waffles

            I saw the Regular Show finale, I’m ready for anything.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Alright first trial
            I will blindfold you and lead you into a Urasring populated forest while you’re slathered in berries and honey,

          • Awesome Waffles

            I am awaited!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Nice! Now you are a Official member!! 😀

    • Daedardus

      No, you’re just Ziggy Fartdust.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        is he really?

        • Daedardus

          Yeah.

          • 😮 plot twist

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            wow that literally fooled me.

          • How can you tell? Same IP?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I have no reason not to trust the mods but I’m not sure I buy this.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Refresh the page, his comments are awaiting moderation °-°

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah, and that’s what makes me confused. Mostly because Ziggy wouldn’t be able to last that long without going off on some rant.

          • Yeah I’m confused too. This user has posted nothing but regular conversation. He even claimed he played through the game to the point Lurantis swept his team and Ziggy clearly didnt

          • TheNintendoChip

            No, I recall some of the earlier comments were along the same ideals. It’s not hard to be manipulated.

          • .-.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            So… Maybe Ziggy it’s just a fake Persona created by Yuki

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Seems like a stretch but the mods know more than I do.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Lol you’re trying to fool us right?RIGHT????!??

      • Wait no

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          the mods see more then us 🙁

      • zess

        Knew it!

      • Awesome Waffles

        …I would like to point out I’m not.

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    did anybody listen to this yet, its really nice

    • The singular Kuppo™

      This should have been in the presentation

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        its supposedly pokemon melody lol

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          NOW I HEAR IT

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah it took me a few minutes to recognize the themes lol

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            i heard unova wild battle theme

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I heard the gym theme….

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            i mean its a mix so of course we heard two different

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I know and I also know that this is almost a hour long and would occupy too much time, but still, it’s Pokemon 😉

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            i mean i put the video as a timestamp so it would right to the pokemon

          • The singular Kuppo™

            They’re so hard to recognize tho

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            i think the background helps lol

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Tru lol

    • Veiland K

      I was watching this for five minutes until I saw the instrument I play, the Bari Saxophone.

  • zess

    Did anyone see the new Super Mario Odyssey trailer?! Glad to see the guys at Nintendo tackling more mature themes 😏. https://youtu.be/Ih323XXu_3w

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      did u just see this from twitter lol

      • zess

        No it showed up on tumblr lol.

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          i literally just notified about this lol

    • Ultron

      Rated E for everyone

      Thank you for making my day lmao

      • zess

        “Rated E for everyone” that genuinely made me lol😁

    • Awesome Waffles

      Grand Theft Kart: New Donk City

    • The singular Kuppo™
    • Prima-Azuril

      I like mario’s Tumble Tackle move, and his Door Bash.

    • Golden_Monferno

      I’ve never laughed so hard before I watched this lmao

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Even the Mario franchise turned over a new leaf and created a sandbox game. Hopefully the same with Pokemon

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      they considered Mario 64 and Sunshine Sandbox games

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Which were the best ones IMO (at least 64, never played sunshine)

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          go play it rn,

          • EarthenWarrior

            Or face astronomical consequences

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I don’t think I can! I don’t own a GC and it’s not on VC.

            Wait can’t the Wii play GC games?

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            yes it can go buy it sent a link

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Switch VC will have Sunshine, lucky you

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            One can only hope

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            Mama peach

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Your life means nothing

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Can’t say I disagree.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Lol but jokes aside a open world Pokemon game could really work and the Switch can run it

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Pokemon: Breath of the Kanto

          • The singular Kuppo™

            No……. Not Kanto

            Breath of Alola fits more :v

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            In all seriousness, if we ever get another Kanto game they need to spice it up a bit more. I mean more towns, landmarks, interesting routes, etc.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Make the main City(forgot its name) look more like Tokio and add Johto and make it feel even more Japanese

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I assume you mean Saffron city. Yeah, Johto would be a must IMO, Kanto is too small and bland.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Calamity Giovanni is the main villain. Corrupted Professor Oak and the PC’s mom and infiltrated Silph Co to be his base of operations

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            “Red… Open your eyes.”
            “The history of the Pokemon league of Kanto is also the history of the Calamity Giovanni a Primal evil that has endured over the ages”
            “That look on your face, you have no recollection of me, I think you are now ready to hear what happened 20 years ago”

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            I spent too much time editing the quotes

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Time well spent

          • Daedardus

            “Everything I’ve done up until now, it was all for nothing.”

            EV training when you realise you can’t use your Pokémon in the next game for tournaments.

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            “NO”
            when you lose in your nuzlocke

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            NOFADETOBLACK2017

        • Snazzy EastGovnah
      • The singular Kuppo™

        Well… We didn’t have a sandbox Mario game for over 14 years, so it kinda is

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I’m so glad they took their time to make this. They could’ve just as easily made 3D World 2 and it’d still sell.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Yeah, it feels like Nintendo is really trying to appeal it’s loyal fans 😀

    • SomeGuy

      If turning over a new leaf is returning to an older play style. I’m hella pumped for Odyssey, but this isn’t a new type of Mario game. It’ll be a bigger Mario 64.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Since I’m bored at work I want to revisit this idea of mine of that Fighting Type snake inspired by the false Alolan Ekans which was claimed to be a Fighting type

    Comboa
    Fighting
    The Striking Pkm
    Skill Link/Shed Skin HA: Guts
    A red maroon long bodied serpentine Pokemon with an extremely swift and flexible body, they have semi large heads with a headband like crest on their neck, on the very end of their tail is a series of rattle like bands of skin that when it curls its tail it resembles a fist
    “Lacking venom of any kind, This Pokemon strikes and pummels its prey with lightning fast tail strikes and lunges, by curling the end of its tail it can punch through solid glass more than 6 inches thick”

    It gains a new Fighting Attack
    Combo Striker
    Fighting
    Physical
    25 Damage
    “The user unleashes a flurry of blows onto the target hitting 2-5 times, raises attack if a critical hit is dealt”

    • Chaos

      Hmmm…Nice. I like it.
      Does it evolve?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Fraid not good sire, it looking at a
        HP 70
        ATK 145
        DEF 70
        SP Atk 50
        SP Def 60
        SPD 130
        BST 525

        Gnarly attack and speed but it’s a snake which are not defensive reptiles

  • Gonna wait till end of the year before I consider getting one, oddly hasn’t impressed me and I’m struggling to explain why

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    So apparently developement for SM Oddysey is almost finished, so hopefully that means we don’t see any delays for it!

    Speaking of “almost finished”, WHERE THE HECK IS PIKMIN 4?!?!

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      almost finished
      10% really done

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        almost finished as in almost finished with conceptualization

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          I wonder if Odyssey will have VA like Sunshine did lol

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Wait, it’s already in development?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Miyamoto said Pikmin 4 was almost done like 2 years ago

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          Half life 3 been done too

        • The singular Kuppo™

          And that’s the last bit of information you guys got? They never mentioned it again?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah. Presumably it’s not 3DS Pikmin, either.

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            i forget that game existed

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I want to forget.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            What game?

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            idk what ur talking about lol

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Can’t tell if joking or not…

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I am 😛

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Man, that must really suck :/

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I sorta figured it was delayed for switch or something but if that were the case they should’ve had time to get it out for launch.

    • EarthenWarrior

      OOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOO Earthen fan game time
      Pikmin 4 takes place 3 months after the events of Pikmin 3, after finally returning home from his adventures with the aid of the Koppaitans, Olimar has finally accumulated enough treasure to finally take that long awaited vacation with his family, he and his wife and two children embark to a planet far away to get some peace, but often with his luck a stray machine whizzes by and strikes their ship and it separates its escape pods and crashes on yet another bizarre planet
      He is once reunited with a stray tribe of Pikmin and sets out to not only find his family but find the ship parts to get home
      During this time Olimar’s family discover new Pikmin evolved specimens of Pikmin (red have thorny bodies, yellow have gliding ears and blue have tails) they also soon discover a bunch of pods (resembling the one that hit them) are snatching up every plant and animal they can find so they must figure out this new menace and return the creatures to their home)

      • EarthenWarrior

        And spoiler
        This new menace is actually a band of techno space pirates who are abducting dangerous and valuable creatures just so they can conquer planets
        So you must band together and sneak onto their ship, free captive creatures and stop them once and for all

    • Daedardus

      Odyssey was finished for a long time, and they wanted to put it out at launch to compensate for a possible Zelda delay. But Zelda made it and they spread out the release schedule a bit.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        source?

        Unless they have a weak holiday lineup wouldn’t they want to have both for a strong launch?

        • Daedardus

          Laura Kate Dale said it.
          They value frequent releases more than many games at launch. They don’t want to get months where they don’t release anything. So now they can improve the holiday lineup and maybe move something else ahead.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            That makes sense. TBH, LKD doesn’t have the greatest credibility right now, but she did get a bunch of stuff right so who knows.

          • Daedardus

            Credibility is fine. Just remember that even leakers with inside sources can get things wrong. Things change internally and some thing are misheard, I don’t see it as people making stuff up out of their asses.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that she had lucky guesses, but like you said, things change and things are misheard, so even having a few things correct doesn’t make it so she should be blindly believed.

          • Daedardus

            Oh yeah, but that goes for every leaker ever. Leaks should never be taken as gospel.

  • TheNintendoChip

    @daedardus:disqus I didn’t see your comment about my research until just now. I’m not 100% sure what field you’d categorize it as, but it’s something like biochemistry or bio-inorganic chemistry. We’re looking at the mechanism of Oxalate Decarboxylase on oxlate via a disproportionation reaction and the formation of superoxide free radicals.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I only understood like three words of that lol

      • TheNintendoChip

        You’ll get there. Most of the specific terminology I know because of the research project I’m in. The other stuff is all AP Chem equivalent.

    • Daedardus

      Not into biochem myself but I have some sort of idea what you’re doing. 🙂

    • Chaos

      So you’re trying to improve the efficiency of the production of superoxide radicals or just trying to determine the mechanism by which it happens? I dont fully understand what a disproportionate reaction is so forgive me if I misunderstood.
      Also what’s the application of this research?

      Sorry if I’m being nosy.

      • TheNintendoChip

        No no no superoxide radicals are very bad. I’ll start with the application first, because that’ll make more sense:
        Oxalate can be found in the body as calcium oxalate, more commonly known as kidney stones. The goal is to be able to administer OxDc (oxalate decarboxylase) to patients with kidney stones in order to break it down. OxDc normally takes oxalate and turns it into formate by the end. The enzyme has a manganese (II) ion as a cofactor, which is used to bind to oxalate. The disproportionation reaction part comes from the fact that the Mn (II) gets oxidized to Mn (III) and then further reuced back to Mn (II). I’m sure you know that formate is used in the citric acid cycle, so turning something harmful into essentially usable energy by the body would be pretty good.
        Here’s the problem: Superoxide radicals can form. There’s an alternate pathway where hydrogen peroxide can form, and from this the radicals can form. These damage the body, and we can’t administer an enzyme to someone without knowing how to prevent the formation of such radicals.

        • Chaos

          Ah, that sound interesting.

          The only thing about superoxide that clicks with me personally is knowing it’s use by the immune system to destroy invading microorganisms. I also recall a little about it in regards to antioxidants (SOD for example) but my knowledge is very limited (or just no longer retained in my memory). But sounds cool none the less.

  • Healing Fae

    When you miss the drama and you’re kinda sad about it. But will live.
    Also I didn’t get salmonella poisoning incase anyone was wondering.
    And I got three 6IV pokemon in wonder trade today.

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Well that’s good to hear. Maybe next time be a little more careful of what you put in your mouth lol

      • Healing Fae

        hahaha. Im not going to say anything to that. But yes 😛

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          I said what I wanted to hahaha

    • Ultron

      Apparently Ziggy had two personas here?? I encouraged his second one to make a disqus today and he did, but I guess the mods found out they’re the same person. Idk, this is just weird now.

      • Daedardus

        Yup, it was an alternate account to be able to subtle troll.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Hmm, that’s odd.

          I guess the fact that they said they were a guest here for 6 years and I didn’t recognize them should’ve been a red flag.

          • Ultron

            I’m telling you guys…it’s spongebill

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            That’d be an. . . interesting turn of events. Plus they’d be the most dedicated troll I’ve ever seen lol.

          • Ultron

            I’d be so impressed. We should make a detective pokejungle rom hack about it

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            JADE JUNGLE EVIL TEAM SPONGEBILL EXECUTIVE ZIGGY

          • Ultron

            Yes, it could be like a spongebill is ganon and ziggy is zant twilight princess type deal

          • The singular Kuppo™

            And Ziggy was already very dedicated XD

          • Chaos

            Plot Twist

          • The singular Kuppo™
          • Ultron

            Will never forgive him for what he did to avatar

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Luckily we didn’t get a sequel

          • Ultron

            Wouldn’t mind a good reboot, not produced by nickelodeon though…we’ve seen how their live actions turn out

        • Ultron

          He must have some serious problems.

      • Healing Fae

        Honestly I knew he did I just couldnt say for sure. There were a lot of things that pointed to it.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Wait what?

          • Ultron

            They would comment around the same time.

        • TheNintendoChip

          Thank you. There were many signs that alluded to them being one and the same. The commenting round the same time, as @Ultron6:disqus said, the appearance of both accounts suddenly around the same time (and their being both guests), the content of both their early comments, etc.
          It was fairly noticeable, but really couldn’t be confirmed. Only a suspicion.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I can’t be the only one who hadn’t noticed at all lol

      • Healing Fae

        Theres like two subtle trolls that we never see anymore too, both used guest accounts so hopefully he was also one of them so it killed two birds with one stone

        • Ultron

          Idk, I’m doubtful this is the end lol

          • Healing Fae

            yeah, I just hope that the one person that comments on my stuff like weeks after I post it insulting me is done, haven’t gotten anything recently so I hope I’m good.

          • Ultron

            whatttt that’s so weird..

          • Healing Fae

            meh, it happens, at one point there were two of them, one of them had an account but he/she stopped and then it was just the guest, but since all their other stuff I saw as trolling, I didn’t take it to heart

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I don’t think he will return honestly…

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Oh yeah, of course it’s not. Ban one IP, he creates another.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Maybe he’ll come again with another username :O

          • Ultron

            Cut off one head two more shall take its place.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I mean he’s came as Ziggy everytime except for this one.

      • I never saw his second one troll at all though which is the weirdest part

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Now if only we could deal with those GOOGLE IS PAYING 97 DOLLARS AN HOUR bots, then we’d be in good shape.

    • SpectralSeraph

      Why not 98

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Cause they’re cheap

        • SpectralSeraph

          Sad

    • Healing Fae

      thats not really a big issue, its one bot that only comes every so often

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Still annoying.

    • Ultron

      They really are tho. 100% legit offer

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Why? They’re spreading good information for anyone interested in such an awesome offer

  • SpectralSeraph

    Got a few fakemons in the making for today :3

  • Daedardus

    Pokéjungle is paying 97$ per hour my last paycheck was 8500 dollar working 10 hours a week from home. check out http://pokejungle.net/

    Lol no, I did this all for free.

    • TheNintendoChip

      >$97/hour
      >10 hours
      >$8500
      Where did the extra $7530 come from lol?

      • Daedardus

        I work 10 hours a week, not one week only.

        • TheNintendoChip

          Ah true.

    • Chaos

      Lightweight. You could be earning 15608 dollars if you did an extra 6 hours.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Oh please, I made this same joke like a month ago. xD

    • TAKE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION NOW I NEED THIS FANTASTIC OFFER

  • Prima-Azuril

    Blech i don’t feel well I need somewhere to rant and say political things I must i must!

  • Prima-Azuril

    Excuse me while I rant:

    The world is so unfair! Why is it always the evil, vicious, gruesome, air-stealing villains winning? Why are people illegally, unfairly and unjust fully attacking Angela Merkel? Why is the U.S not using popular vote instead of electoral college? Why is anti-EUphobia rising? Why are liberals being harassed and attacked when they’re usually more nicer and tolerant? WHY ARE MOST GOOD GUYS FINISHING LAST?!

    • Prima-Azuril

      I feel better now.

    • Daedardus

      The world is unfair, and I, too, feel let down by things happening in the world. But then I realise I’ll just fight my own battles and try to take care for the people around me, because that’s the least what I can do.

      • Prima-Azuril

        I blame the world for my issues.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Where’s the responsibility in that? The world can be a horrible place, but it’s not to blame for everything, I’m sure.

          • Prima-Azuril

            You can if events cause stuff to happen to you personally.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Two words
      Life sucks ballocks

      • That’s 3 tho

        • EarthenWarrior

          Shut up

          • Chaos

            Now that’s 2 words

    • Chaos

      Lol. Good and Bad. If only the world was so black and white.

      • Ultron

        It’s not always black and whiiiite, but your heart always knows what’s riiiight

        • It’s not about win or lose!
          It’s the path you choose!

          • Ultron

            Let the journey begin
            POKEMON!

            can’t tell if I like or hate that song

          • same

    • TheNintendoChip

      The simple answer: People have opinions, and also tend to be very stupid.

      The problem is that people are stubborn and want to believe that they are always right. They believe that their opinions are fact. There are people out there who believe that racism, sexism, etc. should exist. Because that’s their opinion. And that conflicts with mine, and yours too, I’m sure. The people you see as villains don’t see themselves as that, but they see us as villains. The pain that you feel by the actions they’re taking is the same pain they feel by the actions we take against them. We’re trying to change the world, but that conflicts with their old-world views. And then you still encounter problems on how to change our world. What measures do we take? What do we tackle first? And so on and so forth. There are divisions within the so called “good” and “bad”. It’s not that easy. It never will be that easy. Nobody is exactly you, so nobody can share your exact set of opinions. You’re bound to find a disagreement in ideals with anyone you encounter.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      The world can be a very corrupt place, I get that, but try not to overlook what good is happening in the world. A few years ago I decided to stop caring about these issues and look on the bright side, and as stupid as it may sound, I’ve been much happier since.

      • Healing Fae

        it is true there is a lot of positive things happening in the world that are never focused on and if we were in a better state right now I would say so too, but lately things are looking a little too bleak to not focus on what is happening just in case things take a dark turn. We should still seek out the positive things though too.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I get what your saying, but I still choose to be blissfully ignorant of it all. If things like that happen, I can deal with them then I guess.

          I know this doesn’t make a lot of sense but from my personal experience all of this just leads me into constant stress and anxiety, so from a personal standpoint, this is my choice.

          • Healing Fae

            And of course thats entirely valid, like I said in one of my other posts, you’re allowed to shut it all out, some people have too, and I will admit that seeing it all stresses me the hell out to, but like I said, its fine for some people to do that as long as we don’t all do that, even if one person stands up it starts a domino effect, like MLK, Susan B. Anthony, and Harvey Milk and countless others that helped with the equal rights issues of their times.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah… I’m not one of those people, I guess. Being a hero is great and all, but I’d rather be happy than be a hero.

    • Healing Fae

      Be the change you want to see in the world, most of us settle for our mundane existences and turn a blind eye saying its not my business, or its not my problem, and thats fine for them but not all of us can do that. We must have people who are willing to stand up and fight in the name of love, tolerance and equality. Sure other people have different views, but if your views directly affect another persons human rights or cause suffering in an entire community they must be stopped. If you want to see a change, be the change, every voice matters.

    • Here is the thing, there is no good guy or bad guy. Morals are subjective. One person thinks one way and the other thinks another way and a war will break out because of it.

      One person thinks the south should’ve won, that women should be kept cooking in kitchens and that any religion other than Christianity is evil. That is that person’s opinion. That person’s terrible opinion. Because people should all be treated equally. But that includes the racists, the sexists and the homophobes. You have to remember that they are humans. Even though I constantly see people trying to take away my right to marry who I love because we are the same gender or my right to fucking pee in the correct bathroom, I still have to remember that they are humans.

      People are stubborn. They can’t have their minds change over night. Hell I was actually pretty transphobic before I came out to myself. But that was because I was scared of that challenging the ideas I had of the world before I realized that I fell into that group of humans. Then I reconsidered and realized who I really was and that led me to be more accepting of others. It all comes down to having a view of the world and being petrified to look somewhere new. Liberals and Conservatives are both guilty. People want to ignore statistics, they want to attack others who think differently. All of this instead of looking at the facts, listening, really listening to that other side and both sides coming to a new understanding

      I never know if I’m making any sense when I write stuff like this .~.

      • Healing Fae

        The difference is, you understand your flaws and the issues you may harbour, others who have far more scary ideals may do not or may never see a flaw in themselves, like your current president elect, who has no heros but himself, and thinks he has no flaws. Even the most corrupt people deserve compassion when they understand they have made mistakes and have flaws, because they can be reasoned with.

        Otherwise perfectly worded

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Because people have different opinions for what they feel is good and bad. They think you’re the bad guy, and that they’re the good guy, and vice versa

      • Daedardus

        Still sad that stabbing someone to death else because they are gay can be seen as being the good guy…

        • …. what

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Of course they’re the good guy to them, in their dimented point of view that’s the righteous thing to do.

          I don’t know if you’re talking about a specific instance, but in general, people wouldn’t do these things unless they thought they were the good guy in one way or another.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            That’s my whole point. Good and evil are subjective, to some people we are the ‘evil’ and they’re the ‘good’, so saying “why is the world so unfair” is something that shouldn’t need to be explained to anyone old enough to comprehend it

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          It is, but it’s a necessary evil of free will.

    • SomeGuy

      Yea. No.

      • Prima-Azuril

        No. Yea

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Is that the best you can do

          • Prima-Azuril

            No. Yea

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Original

          • Prima-Azuril

            No. Yea

    • Awesome Waffles

      “Why are liberals being harassed and attacked when they’re usually more nicer and tolerant?”
      I’ve never understood this line of thinking.
      You can be nice and tolerant while being a liberal but you’re not inherently nicer or more tolerant just because you’re a liberal.

      In fact, I’ve known some very intolerant liberals.

      • Prima-Azuril

        Well liberals are more about diversity and being ‘liberal’ about immigration, conservatives want to conserve the identity and sustain the economy.

    • Ultron

      may whoever is selling this be hit by a flying ice cream truck

    • The singular Kuppo™

      And I thought that the water from the airport are expensive… Compared to this however….

      • The singular Kuppo™

        And the worst thing is that it’s more expensive than a switch game -_-

    • Healing Fae

      what loser would buy that? and better yet, what moron thinks someone would pay for that enough to list it? …

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I love Arlo so much.

      Don’t be fooled into thinking that he’s not a good YouTuber just because he uses puppets.

      • I kinda love that he is just a puppet. Even in crossovers with Lockstin

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I also love Lockstin, great channel.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      So you watch Arlo…….. Nice ^^

    • EarthenWarrior

      Alro….i love this guy
      he’s the kinda puppet who you could totally invite over and do a co-let’s play together

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I also love Alro.

    • Prima-Azuril

      I’m not a fan of him. Especially his overheated of Colour Splash.

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        But recent Paper Mario is trash

        • Prima-Azuril

          I really like Colour Splash though.

          • EarthenWarrior

            what’s next you’re gonna say you liked Sonic 06?

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            C’mon, it’s Ironically fun af

          • Prima-Azuril

            No but I’ll say:
            – Gen 1 is more overrated than the Sun is hot.

            – I hate TTYD.

          • EarthenWarrior
          • Prima-Azuril

            Super mario 64 was Nintendo’s biggest fail in history!

          • That is objectively wrong though. It defined 3D gaming

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I think it’s sarcasm (I hope it is)

          • Prima-Azuril

            I’ll leave it to you to figure it out.

          • EarthenWarrior

            I ban thee

          • The singular Kuppo™

            He liked Amiibo Festival so I wouldn’t be surprised

          • Prima-Azuril

            That comment was just a joke but I still did really like that game anyways, not in my top 5 but I like that month-lasting party though.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            And I like the concept of getting blootered af at prom but that doesn’t make it good.

        • EarthenWarrior

          last and only time i agree with you

        • The singular Kuppo™

          They don’t make Paper Mario as they used, Wich is a shame

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            1 was good, 2 was better, and 3 was good but felt more like a spin off

            Sticker star and colour splash can die tho

          • The singular Kuppo™

            They should get rid of that stupid card gimmick -_-

      • EarthenWarrior

        Anybody who defends Color Splash will be burned at the stake

        • Color Splash should’ve been another IP. I would honestly love it if it was like a Splatoon spin off

          • EarthenWarrior

            agreed their only hope is to totally create a mario IP that is basically Paper Mario but without the paper

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Shoves it away*
            NO

          • BUT ITS GOOOOOD

          • EarthenWarrior

            Have i ever told you my Mario Fan Game?
            The whole plot revolves around Bowser Jr. from future going back in time to the present to kidnap Mario and drag him into the future, an act which causes the mushroom kingdom to become under Bowser’s Rule
            So Mario is thrown in a high security jail cell with a member of a fleeting organization of freedom fighters who issues a brake out
            now they must find a way to go back to the past and stop it

          • … dang man I just wanna jump on things

          • EarthenWarrior

            i want a rpg with party members

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I want beer

          • SpectralSeraph

            I’m underage for that

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not but i don’t drink

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            So am I (there’s laws letting me drink reasonable amounts with adults in the room etc) but that won’t stop me 😀

          • SpectralSeraph

            :3

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Only on special occasions tho

          • SpectralSeraph

            XD

          • same but dont you want to be cool?

          • SpectralSeraph

            …..I’d probably not react well to that sort of thing

          • Just say no like Mario once told me in that fever dream…

          • SpectralSeraph

            Oh shit XD

          • It’s like he said,if you take drugs,you go to Hell.R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Is this the new sonic game #jointheresistance

          • EarthenWarrior

            sit and rotate

  • MenacingCascoon

    I feel the exact same way. I’m not sure if one Zelda game can make it all the better. It just seems like WiiU all over again. Which is highly disappointing

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      The difference is is that the Wii U didn’t only have a bad launch, the months after were barren too. I feel like Switch will suck at launch but recover much quicker than wii u tbh, because there’s so much third party devs interested and a variety of games lined up

      • MenacingCascoon

        I really don’t think so. It might be because the lack of revealed titles and my lack of interest in other games, but the other titles don’t even look that pleasing

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Each to their own, I’m an RPG fan boy so the switch has got me like a dog to a bone

    • Prima-Azuril

      The Wii U was a fairly good console, what are you talking about? Have you forgotten about:

      – Mario Kart 8

      – Super Mario 3D World

      – Super Smash Bros U

      – Splatoon

      – Super Mario Maker

      – New Super Mario Bros U

      • those are basically all it had though

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        None of which were launch iirc

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Does anyone know: If I breed 100 eggs, soft reset without saving, then breed 100 eggs again, would the contents remain eggsactly the same?

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Not a chance in shell

      • Monkeyfuzz

        But I thought that was how the Magikarp method worked?

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Idk I just wanted to make a pun :3

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Oh you were only yolking.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Depends. If you already collected the eggs then save then its the same contents everytine.
      If you havent collected any eggs and just sr after 100 hundred hatches to when you didnt have any eggs then it will be different

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I thought it had changed in gen 7. In the magikarp switch method it makes it sound like everything but the Pokemon remains the same.unless you refuse an egg.

        • MenacingCascoon

          Well do a quick test. Collect two eggs sr and see if everything is the same

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I can’t really, I can’t check IV’s. I guess I can try other random Pokemon that will look very different with each hatch.

          • MenacingCascoon

            Just try with natures

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I did, they were exactly the same and I tried with 3. I don’t know how many the game decidueyes in advance but it definitely does.

  • Prima-Azuril

    One of the best things about SM64 (DS version and yes i ACTUALLY like it), was the fact you can cheat to get all 120 stars easily.

    • So the best part of the game is that you dont have to play it

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      But the whole point of most games is to be challenged

    • EarthenWarrior

      how….i painstakingly got all 120 stars
      DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO REDO RAINBOW RIDE

      • Prima-Azuril

        Still I highly doubt i would’ve been able to do it anyways.

        • EarthenWarrior

          no no you wouldn’t BUT I DID
          I spent hours on it, i put in the time, research and the skill
          i even have a screenshot to prove it
          http://i.imgur.com/UbaOqE9.jpg

          • Prima-Azuril

            Pff if you can finish Super Mario Galaxy which also had 120 stars you don’t have to finish SM64.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Some people know of a thing called bragging rights. You don’t have much to be proud of, do you?

          • Prima-Azuril

            How imported sneezing wheat boilers.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Please, use English

          • Prima-Azuril

            I apologize more than the amount of countries there are in the Commonwealth, my friend.

          • SpectralSeraph

            I mean, I don’t think what you said meant anything in any language

          • Prima-Azuril

            It wasn’t supposed to be I was trying to lighten the humour it was clear this convo was descending into something terrible, I apologize for my randomness and my political urgeness, oh and my bragging.

          • SpectralSeraph

            …….?

          • Prima-Azuril

            Forget it, I’m sorry, I’ll stop this convo now. You were right tho

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Most were just ports IIRC.

  • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Off topic, but my friend just pointed something out and I wanted to see people’s opinions on it

    Like, do I seem Scottish to you people

    • No true scottsman would change his name so often

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        No true scotsman would spell it with two ts

    • MenacingCascoon

      Well seeing how Scotland is pretty irrelevant to this article. And youre always irrelevant. I’d say you definitely do 😊

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Lol in this case everyone here would be Scottish

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I don’t think so….

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        So that’s online and offline I don’t sound Scottish XD

    • EarthenWarrior

      not even remotely

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        What would you expect from a Scotsma? Nowadays we’re pretty much the Canada to England’s America

        • EarthenWarrior

          a true Scot would be a bigger pig head than moi
          Clearly thou are not

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Nope, modern Scots consist of gossip and underage drinking

    • Prima-Azuril

      If you were Scottish you’d be more loud about the UK and more apologetic about Donald Trump. So no.

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Wtf?

      • Ok like, fam.. stop talking about politics.

  • Prima-Azuril

    Ugh, I’m getting quite a bit FRUSTRATED!!!!

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Whyyyy

      • Prima-Azuril

        Blech I didn’t realize how much unnecessary hate I’d get for saying I like getting things easily done or liking C.Splash, it’s heartbreaking and head-whopping, hand ripping, book burningly painful for me.

        • SpectralSeraph

          You could stop being dramatic

        • The singular Kuppo™

          We’re not hating tho

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          It’s not hate lol people are just showing their own opinions

          Real talk tho are you like young or have any conditions because I’ve realised you’re easier to frustrate then a homo in home economics

          • SpectralSeraph

            Easier to trigger than a transexual HeaTran

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Easier to trigger than a gungender

          • SpectralSeraph

            Or a female Hitmonchan
            Or y’know, 4chan

        • Healing Fae

          why would you get hate for liking colour splash?

          • Prima-Azuril

            It’s from people who view the world as black and white.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Like yourself

          • SpectralSeraph

            (Searches bag for a burn heal)

          • Prima-Azuril

            It had no effect!

          • SpectralSeraph

            Well if you want to remain burned, good on you

          • The singular Kuppo™

            THE BURN IS TOO STRONG!!! SEND HELP!!!!

          • Healing Fae

            not really, its a game so its not really relevant. Everyone has different tastes in games, don’t let other peoples views of the games you like bring you down.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Totally didn’t happen before

  • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Off topic 2,but one day, I want to teach you all Scottish/British slang just to see how you’d all react XD

    • do et

    • EarthenWarrior

      who cares

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        People who can comprehend fun

        • EarthenWarrior

          how is that fun honestly

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Learning about dumb things and laughing. About it

    • The singular Kuppo™

      U WOT M8?

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        That’s defo below the the border XD

    • SpectralSeraph

      Sure

    • Prima-Azuril

      Here’s a Scottish Poem, It’s called Sturgeon Surgeon.

      Sturgeon Surgeon she was a doctor, who wanted to save Scotland.

      Suddenly the English tugged them away from EuroUnion School and took their hand.

      Sturgeon Surgeon quickly devised a plan.

      She got the hacksaw and cut off the Irish sleeve, and ran back to the European clan.

      Theresa of Ibiza looked angrily and cried;

      “Without me, you foolish Scots would have died!”

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Scotland’s pronounced ‘Scot-lind’

        And please dinnae even bother talking about Scottish Independence, you obviously dinnae hae a clue fit yer on aboot

        • Healing Fae

          do you actually say aboot? Why do they say us canadians do that if its actually you guys? 😛

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            No clue, but most Scottish people say about, Scotland’s very diverse with accents and word use

          • Healing Fae

            so is canada, but we also say about, I have never heard a single person in canada say aboot, from any part of canada.

            We also have “Eh” and “yer” though but I feel like yer here is just from people being lazy

          • Healing Fae

            I guess most canadian settlers started off as europeans anyways so it makes sense.

            Except for the actual first people that were here of course, native americans

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Shag – Sexual intercourse
      Min – Dude
      Fit – What
      Nixie – Nothing
      Gaj/Gajji – Combined with min to form Min Gaj(ji) (closer than just (‘min’)
      Eh? – Confused noise, or used to make sure someone’s listening at the end of a sentence
      Pull – Snog
      Jail – Cool
      Ma – Mum
      Da – ‘Dad’ or ‘Don’t’
      Dee – Do
      At – That
      Nae – Not
      No – No or Not
      Disnae – Doesn’t
      Didnae – Didn’t
      Havnae – Haven’t
      Couldnae – Couldn’t

      • SpectralSeraph

        So Shaggy is Fucky?

        • SpectralSeraph

          ??

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Na, we use ‘shaggy’ as in ‘shaggy hair’ and don’t associate it with the other Shag

          • SpectralSeraph

            Oh god… this only gets worse
            What’s a Velma than?

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Aboot – About
        Yer – Your
        Shite – Shit
        Hae – Have

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Doon – Down

      • The singular Kuppo™

        This sounds like a totally different language °-°

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          It’s mostly just corruptions of English words with some Gaelic inspiration, the dialect is called Doric

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          That’s a UK wide one

          • I feel like I’ve heard it before

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Look up Geordie shore XD

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Don’t, unless you want herpes.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            ”AHM ACTUALLY GOYNG TO SLAP AT BITCH FOR BETRAYING US FOR SHAGGIN ‘IM”

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I mean I don’t watch it, I’ve seen ads for it and had no interest. Looks like you can get STD’s just from watching it.

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            It’s baaaaaaad

      • SpectralSeraph

        So than what’s scoob

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          THAT REMINDS ME

          Scooby/Scoobie – Clue

          ‘I dinnae hae a scoobie’

          Might actually come from the dog tho

          • SpectralSeraph

            Oh my god XD

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Fit means you find them attractive over here. Otherwise we use only the first one of these. Oh and the second one your post below.

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Ooh, we use fit (He’s well fit) like that as well, it’s just less common than the what equivalent

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Language can be confusing :/

          • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            It’s all in the context, if I ever met anyone of you IRL you’d get the context (or not because I’m ‘posh’)

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I don’t tend to use slang that much. I think the one I use most is Hoover(ing) for Vacuum Cleaner/Vacuuming.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            When I’m not putting effort into slang, I don’t really use any at all except the stuff that’s pretty much international or nation wide

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Don’t? Don’t is really slang for a father?

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          No, they’re just homophones

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Additional:

        Ken – Know
        Nihin – Nothing

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Give us a free sample

      • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        It’s down below uwu

  • Prima-Azuril

    This is a good way to bury my quick political rant let’s talk about our days! How is/was everyone?

    • SpectralSeraph

      Dead inside

      • Healing Fae

        and the outside too because you’re a ghost

        • SpectralSeraph

          Exactly
          (Gasps) I MATCH!

    • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Fine until you called my country all bigots tbh

      • Prima-Azuril

        I never said Scotland was bigoted I love Scotland! I only hate the parts that forced them to leave the EU.

        • I Don’t Care Bear ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Lol no Scotland was a majority vote against leaving

          Educate yourself plz

          • Prima-Azuril

            Well it was about 55% for Ireland and over 60% for Scotland.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            A) That’s a majority vote
            B) That’s not even your country

          • Prima-Azuril

            Yes….I know that already….do I look like I’m an idiot? Sheesh…..

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Well you said that Scottish people are basically rednecks so I just pointed out the fact that they’re actually the country that best aligns with your interests in EU politics

            Also, yes

          • Prima-Azuril

            Sexist.

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Why? People made the decision they thought best when voting.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            ^^^

            We don’t know if it’ll actually be beneficial or not for Britain but the people chose and it could easily be a positive choiceb

          • Monkeyfuzz

            It’ll be as positive as we can make it I guess.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I’m excited for the new opportunities it brings tbh, it feels so weird to be alive in such a historic time

          • Monkeyfuzz

            The biggest negative for me has been having to hear about it every day for over a year now. It’s important and all but I’d like a break. I don’t even watch the news much.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Especially when the people don’t know anything about it ;-;

    • I’m just glad that The Lorax is a meme now. I’m hoping for Space Chimps next

      • SpectralSeraph

        SAAAAAAAAME!!! 😀
        I WANTED IT TO BE FOR SO LONG!

      • Healing Fae

        is that citizen king???

        • Do… do you mean Citizen Kane?

          • Healing Fae

            no I mean the band Citizen King

          • Oh idk

          • Healing Fae

            oh ok, it just sounds a lot like them, it probably is

      • Prima-Azuril

        The next movie meme should be The Hunger Games or Star Wars

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Didn’t Leafy use that song lol

        • Yeah. The onceler actually looks like Leafy a bit

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Agreed

            They’re both memes

    • EarthenWarrior

      Playing emerald, waiting for dinner, touching myself in several places

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Quite sad TBH, I always get a little depressed on the last day of a long break.

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Out of curiosity are you British

      • Prima-Azuril

        No I aint

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Then why do you care so much about Brexit

          • Prima-Azuril

            Because I come from a country that’s trying to get into the EU and thinks it’s a very rude thing for the UK to do, at least give the country I’m from their place. Such egotistical people!

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            That’s not how the EU works at all

            And its not egotistical, we’re doing what’s best for our people.

            The UK can’t give you ‘their place’, because a place in the EU is earned, and is created and closed with a country proving themselves eligible to join, or are forced to/have chosen to leave

            Educate yourself before spewing nonsense

          • Prima-Azuril

            Stop ruining my love for Scotland dang it.

    • Ultron

      Ehh I’m okay? Just kind of waiting for pokebank…

      • Healing Fae

        Where is poke bank?!?!?! Like really now! 😛

        • Ultron

          Honestly though… :///

          • Healing Fae

            inb4 it crashes again the day they put it out and we have to wait another month

          • Ultron

            Inb4 it crashes and everyone’s pokemon are deleted

          • Healing Fae

            I would Kill Someone write a strongly worded letter.

          • Ultron

            I’d be dead. Just dead

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      We had a sex talk in school today.

      It wasn’t even bad tbh

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          The only thing I really took away from the presentation is the fact I can have sex with any student in my school legally.

      • Ultron

        Where do you live? American sex ed is horrid

        • Healing Fae

          *dont have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die”

          • It’s sad how this isn’t even exaggerating in some places

          • Healing Fae

            they told us about std’s in my small canadian town (its like the south in the US but better and our racists are nicer, weird right) but yeah it was just stds and how to put a condom on, sadly no mention of same sex relations or the risks of it or anything, or even really what it was, just what you can catch from it, but I guess this was 10 years ago and my school was homophobic

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            TBF South North Americans are actually really really sweet, it’s just that they’re passive aggressive and their true emotions can come out when they’re gathered. (ofc not every southerner fits this but its the stereotypical image of one)

          • Healing Fae

            Yeah I know, my ex’s father was from the south and to everyone (except me) they all saw him as the sweetest person and that he would do anything for anyone, but he was actually so passive aggressive that he would constantly have me in tears and fits of rage by the things he said, but no one else could see it and it lead to my unfortunate break up with the love of my life.

            Truthfully I could have dealt with it if I didn’t have to be around him 24/7 but what can you do.

          • Ultron
          • Healing Fae

            ehhhhhh 😛

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Bad loop 2/10

          • Ultron

            I would post a gif in response…but my page is already lagging xD

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Hide media?

          • Ultron

            Too much work

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Better than having to refresh the page every time lag comes up

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Mean Girls <3

        • It really is

          • Ultron

            It’s cause there are too many old fuddy duddy people who run the education boards…can’t wait till they all die off and our generations steps up

          • I was literally told that abstinence is the only way to not get pregnant and condoms or birth control don’t work. –.–

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            They don’t work 100% of the time.

          • like 99.999999% of the time though.
            hang on. google to the rescue

            98% so like yeah

          • Ultron

            Fear mongering…that’s how idiots try to push their ideals on you as fact. *cough* trump *cough*

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            *homosexual cackling*

          • Ultron

            I don’t even remember being told anything substantial at all, that’s how useless it was. Now I have 6 children

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Scottish sex ed is a different type of horrid, you already know everything and they’re trying to be down with the kids

          • Ultron

            Awk

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            More like ‘awkill me now’

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          It wasn’t necessarily a sex talk, it focused more on consent and pornography rather than the actual act.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I agree so much, literally all they told me was that the two parts go together, and that’s it. None of the intricacies or safety or anything. It was one freaking sentence.

          • Ultron

            They also only talk about hetero sex, which is really just out of date.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Don’t you mean different sex, only same sex would be a bit unfair

          • Ultron

            Oh, yeah lol

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            They didn’t talk about same sex stuff at all, but 4th quarter of this year I have a class about stuff like this and I’ve heard from cousins and stuff that literally all they talk about is how same sex stuff is a mortal sin and condemns you to hell.

            So much for a religion of love, but I won’t get into that.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Duh, why do you think they call gay people flaming? :p

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            What?

          • Ultron

            “Flamer” is kind of like a slur for out gay people. I guess it’s supposed to be offensive?

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I’ve only really heard it used in the community for someone who’s like, ‘gay‘ like the boys whiter than snow but think they’re black women

          • Ultron

            Yeah. I’ve been called it way back in middle/high school. There are some assholes in southern ohio. Most people of my age in this area have grown to be accepting though.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Really? Huh, that sucks. I’ve never had to deal with homophobia besides the usual ‘faggot’ from fourteen year olds I couldn’t care less about

          • Ultron

            Yeah, it was a problem for me a long time ago. I had a high voice and hung out with girls so that meant gay to everyone… 😛

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I have a flamboyant voice and used to hang out with a lot of girls (rn it’s a really mixed boy/girl group) but it’s never really happened to me, so I’m sorry to hear about that 😮

          • Ultron

            It’s fine! It’s help shape me so I probably wouldn’t change it happening even if I could.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I can respect that tbh, that you admit how the bad in the life shaped you and you’re not letting it kinda control you by constantly wishing it didn’t happen. Admirable, even

          • Ultron

            Oh, stap. At my work, I consistently see one of the assholes who was a dick to me in high school and I want to punch him in the face. But then I remind myself that it’s bad to carry grudges xD

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            The whole going to hell part

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I mean I had never heard that, but makes sense.

          • Ultron

            I thought this was legit but I never saw them

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง
    • GENJI IS SO ACCURATE
      i think im a really bad tracer if killing zenyatta is that easy .-. but for real buff Tracer’s ult

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        The Sombra one on the second video is just too real

        “¡Apagando las luces!”

        *team is nowhere to be seen*

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      most of these are me.

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    Sorry if this has already been posted http://i.imgur.com/tvHB6WH.png

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      the reddish square in the background is minecraft

    • Ultron

      Is it really that big?

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        Apparently. Someone calculated how long it takes for Link to run across the temple of time, then calculated how big the temple of time was, then calculated the great plateau and then the world.

        Not 100% accurate, but it’s damn close.

        • Ultron

          It’s going to take 5 ever. Especially if we can’t fast travel

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            We can teleport to shrines iirc

            There’s 100 of them, and they’re fairly spread out.

          • Ultron

            That’s good I guess…Kinda hope there’s some option that lets us fly. Wouldn’t mind the SS birds returning

    • Prima-Azuril

      What is that?

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        Breath of the Wild compared to Skyrim and other Zelda games.

      • Healing Fae

        the scale of the map in BOTW compared to other games

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      BIGGER THAN SKYRIM?!

    • EarthenWarrior

      Holy Ja’nazzbub…

    • Healing Fae

      my only problem is that when we saw it in game and people were doing gameplay you could see so far and place markers on things on the map that ended up being like far away so it really didn’t seem like it would be bigger than skyrim, but I will be pleasantly surprised if it was

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        It is 100% bigger than Skyrim, the draw distance and size of the mountains create the illusion of things being closer than they are.

        • Healing Fae

          I’m going to die before I explore it all then

          • Ultron

            I wonder if there will be incentives to exploring it all. In Skyrim you discover dungeons and special weapons, quests, etc, and you level up and stuff to gain perks. Zelda has never really had many side dungeons or weapons. Usually like 1 special set of armor and a sword per game..

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            There are 100 shrines in the game, with a sort of mini puzzle or objective inside them. And there are the big towers you gotta climb to get a full map of the region you’re in.

          • Ultron

            Sounds fun. I hope they don’t waste the open world they spent so much time on

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Even if there’s empty space it’ll be fun to travel in, from the gameplay I’ve seen.

          • Ultron

            I hope we get Epona pretty early. Also she needs to be fast..

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            You can rent horses and they can die.

            So can Epona die too?

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Hopefully neigh

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Well, there’s not “Epona” but there are wild horses you can tame and a stable.

            They have stats too, so if Epona is in the game she’ll probably be the fastest horse out there.

          • Healing Fae

            Id love for them to have secret easter egg weapons and clothes you could find in obscure places, like from past games. I want the skull hammer from WW and the whip from SS

          • Ultron

            That would be sick

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh and they said that they could make your way to the final boss the second you get outta that pod thing in the beginning

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          Well, you can right after getting off the plateau.

          And you’ll get curbstomped anyway so there’s no point in trying.

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi
    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Out of curiosity, what is the biggest open world game so far?

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        Minecraft or No Man’s Sky.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Oh yeah. Forgot about those. What about not procedurally generated?

          • Healing Fae

            I’m pretty sure its skyrim

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            For now

          • Ultron

            Isn’t cyrodiil bigger though? I guess Skyrim has blackreach and solstheim..

          • Healing Fae

            wait do we count the elder scrolls online?

          • Ultron

            Nah fuck that game

          • Healing Fae

            I mean, I traded my copy in to buy No mans sky so…

          • Ultron

            Is it as bad as people made it sound?

          • Healing Fae

            idk I liked it, it was fine, it just wasn’t worth $60. But it wasn’t bad.

          • Ultron

            I feel ya. I hate when you go out on a limb and spend $60 and the game is just meh

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            I have no idea.
            Might be Just Cause 2 or 3.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I’m wondering if BotW could break a record. xD

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            No, I don’t think so. Just Cause 3 is 400 square miles according to this random list on the internet with no sources.

            http://whatculture.com/gaming/10-biggest-open-worlds-in-video-game-history?page=6

      • Other than randomly generated ones, I think Xenoblade Chronicals X?

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Nah, that’s big, but I doubt it’s the biggest (because I was able to explore all of it)

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            TBF tho the moment you get skells it feels much smaller

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            That’s true, hadn’t thought about that. I explored Cauldros fully with a Skell. Maybe that’s why the first three were the most fun for me to explore.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Yeah, Skells opened up so much but I felt they made some details too small

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        I think it’s Elder Scrolls Daggerfall.

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          Nevermind, it’s the first one.

          • Ultron

            No, I think you’re right. Daggerfall is supposedly 62,394 sq miles…it’s randomly generated like no mans sky (?)

  • No tea no shade, but is poke jungle low key broke or something. It’s irry swiping through the disqus comment section and a big ass ad is in the way.

  • Does anybody want to help me test my pre poke bank OU team on showdown? Please

    • EarthenWarrior

      ehhh i’ll spar

      • Thanks. I’m about to log in right now. What’s your username?

        • EarthenWarrior

          Entharalis

          • Mine is lovely seven. Are you in the lobby?

          • EarthenWarrior

            say’s your offline

          • Kii well try feministbecky. My troll account

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Sounds like a type of bacteria or a species name

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t think about it too hard, this is my fantasy character name

  • Healing Fae

    lol, I forgot about the fact that the “masked royal” asks you, Hau and Gladion to have a foursome in the battledome and Hau reacts the way all of us would. Innuendos.

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Night guys! Before I leave tho, just gonna share this

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glassworm

    This’d make a cool ass Bug/Ghost or Bug/Rock line tbh

    • Ultron

      Ooo yay more bugs!

  • nnnn Really @BigGuyI:disqus http://imgur.com/a/9Hc7V (rf
    )

    • Classic Earthen!

    • EarthenWarrior

      you got lucky with a crit and a burn and spammed recover like a turd
      you know i would’ve won without those

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      hes like that with all of us

      • EarthenWarrior

        it’s not like its misplaced

    • Ultron
      • EarthenWarrior

        unoriginal team
        got a crit
        and a burn
        and toxapex spammed recover until burned killed

        total bs

        • Ultron
          • EarthenWarrior

            I am bitter i should’ve totally won

          • Ultron

            I just really wanted to use those memes. I honestly don’t care if you won or lost. Love you tho

          • EarthenWarrior

            I care, because ONCE AGAIN i look like a chump, always bad luck ruining things and never putting others in their place

          • Ultron

            As long as you’re using your favorites, it’s a win

          • EarthenWarrior

            not helping,

          • Ultron
          • Poekoko

            But did you? No. So stop dwelling on the past and see what you did wrong, rethink your strategy, and continue your path to victory.
            That’s all I’m going to say.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Please every move was a right move he got lucky with rng and that let him wiggle out,

  • EarthenWarrior

    ok why the hell are all the freaking fights i fight end up with people spamming RECOVER

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      deal with it

      • EarthenWarrior

        seriosuly Normal Mono ending with Chansey Spamming (Normal Monos are the fucking worst)
        and a Poison Mono WHO GOT LUCKY FIRST TURN GETTING A TOX SCALD BURN

        i truly hate stalling teams

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    earthen wanna 1v1

    • EarthenWarrior

      why just to stall

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        im not throwing blissey at you dont worry

        • EarthenWarrior

          Blissey is easy
          Chansey is the real twat

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            I don’t have Chansey either ok

          • EarthenWarrior

            fine username Entharalis

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        do you play doubles or singles

        • EarthenWarrior

          singles

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Ah I usually play doubles, ill try singles out though
            so OU singles?

          • EarthenWarrior

            i thought 1v1

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            I didn’t mean literal 1v1

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T “earthen wanna 1v1”
            doesn’t mean 1v1

            get your shit together

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            I meant as in we’re each battling each other. ONE PERSON VERSUS ONE PERSON
            I’m not super familiar with the pokemon lingo ok

          • EarthenWarrior

            i repeat get your shit together

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Rude. So what are we playing then? just send me a battle request protimewaster is my name

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    Never play 1v1. Sorry for the team glitching by the way

  • Ultron

    So as a WiiU successor, the Switch really isn’t looking *that* impressive…but if you think of it as a 3DS successor, it’s amazing.

  • Awesome Waffles

    Going through my Disqus, it seems like people think I’m Ziggy.

    I don’t know how many people believe me, but I swear to you all I’m not.

    If my conversation with Dae is anything to go by, I think I know who the real Ziggy is.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Ugh.

      I don’t want to be seen as a gullible sucker if you turn out to be Ziggy, but it also doesn’t seem right just to disbelieve you after I haven’t been any definitive reason to think one way or the other.

    • Healing Fae

      if its not you its someone that lives in your house. But lets be real, its you.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I’m afraid to be wrong either way, so I guess I’ll stay fairly ambiguous on this.

        • Ultron

          I remember very early ziggy days he made a second anonymous account to back him up. Could be this guy. You could compare usernames

          • I though that was also an Anon though?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            He was an anon until today.

          • But Yu wasn’t the one backing him up

          • Ultron

            It was, but Awesome Waffles just made an account today before previously being anonymous.

          • Awesome Waffles

            Before that I went by Yu Narukami.
            And as I stated before, I’ve been lurking on this site for six years.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Compare usernames with what exactly? 😛

            I’m not denying that there is evidence, but I’d really hate to be mean if it’s wrong. I know I’d hate if people assumed me to be Ziggy, so I’d rather not treat them that way until given cold hard evidence.

          • Ultron

            Compare Amazing Waffles pre-disqus username to Ziggy’s cronnie a few weeks ago he obviously had. See if they’re the same anonymous account.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I don’t have that account name. Also anons don’t have trackable accounts.

            I also don’t want to sound like I’m being gullible, ugh….
            I’m starting to sound stupid aren’t I?

          • Ultron

            I’m just saying you could if you want. If you were able to find the post you could see if they use the same anonymous username.

          • Awesome Waffles

            I know I’m under suspicion here but I remember that thread.
            His second account was Aladdin Sane, as if to keep with the Bowie theme naming.

          • Ultron

            Suspicious that you remember it.

          • ???
            I remembered it too, not he full name but just what it looked like

          • Ultron

            Oh. I am terrible with names.

          • Awesome Waffles

            I realize that.
            My only defense; I remember the stupidest stuff.
            Ask me about the rumors that sprang out from Black and White, I’ll probably remember it.

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            what pokemon did they show with a pre evolution?

          • Awesome Waffles

            This is going a few years back but…Axew?

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            nope mawile was rumored

          • Ultron

            So if you’re not Ziggy, go tell your sibling to cut the shit. If we never see Ziggy or some variation of him come here again *maybe,* and it’s not even up to me, you can stay. If we see him again, you’re gone. You share an IP address. It’s you or someone close to you.

          • Awesome Waffles

            I’ll see what I can do. I’d honestly beat his @$$ but what would that accomplish.
            I’ll shake him off this site and try to keep him off.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Can’t say I disagree there…

          • Healing Fae

            you basically just did yourself in with that statement though, because if you knew that was the username, then you knew all along that your “sibling” used both that one and the ziggy one, and that they were one in the same. Which would also mean that you knew your “sibling” was trolling this entire time, and personally if I had a sibling that was actively trolling on a site as I was posting on it at the same time, I would have said something.

          • Awesome Waffles

            Again, this is just a hunch. And even to this day, I can’t confirm if he was using double accounts or if some guy was genuinely agreeing with him (Poe’s Law).

            And to that last comment…there’s only so much I can do. I just thought that he’d get tired of getting banned and move on. I was worried if I spoke up earlier, especially when I was still anonymous, I’d catch the heat for it too. I’d never know he’d go this far.

          • Healing Fae

            sure jan

          • Awesome Waffles

            Jan?

          • Healing Fae

            If I’m going to be completely honest, I don’t think Ziggy ever believed any of what he was saying, he just seemed like a bored s.o.b that had nothing better to do and wanted to cause a commotion whether for self validation or whatever who knows, but he was clearly very intelligent and most people with his intelligence (or what he seemed like he had) don’t often believe in the stupid shit he did.

          • Awesome Waffles

            That’s the scariest thing about Poe’s Law. You can never tell how serious someone is being on the web.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            For all I know EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COULD BE THE SAME PERSON

          • Healing Fae

            There is no poke jungle Ithsme, its all just smoke and mirrors, there is only you and the collective ME

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            And I’m still left out. 🙁

        • Healing Fae

          I mean even if its not him, he still has a crazy person in his house, so I guess he’s screwed either way. Its not like we can take his word for it.

      • Awesome Waffles

        Actually, that’s what I want to say.

        I believe one of my siblings has been trolling you guys.

        I don’t know if you believe me but that’s the truth of it.

        • Ultron

          I’m not sure I do. For a troll, ziggy was very articulate. Never really made grammatical mistakes, and you don’t seem to either. It’s suspicious to me.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            So you’re really assuming identity based on grammatical fluency?

          • Ultron

            I just said I’m suspicious. They talk similarly. People hold themselves differently from person to person.

          • Healing Fae

            Even online there are certain ways to tell a who a person is because we all cling to certain forms of speech in a subtle way or another its very hard to have two completely separate personas going on. But again, we cant take his word for it, or even really say its him, but we can rely on certain similarities over time they will become more present.

        • “I believe one of my siblings has been trolling” girlllll.

          • Awesome Waffles

            I don’t want to disappoint, but I’m no girl.

    • EarthenWarrior

      easy fix, anybody who ain’t a regular here amscray

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        ._.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I’m am at my limit with this fartdust character
          Half of you are rooting for him to come back just so y’all have something to entertain you and i’m sick of it
          This turd has had his fun and now i want him gone, i want everyone to STOP FEEDING HIM
          WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT

          ignore him, don’t even respond to his presence, purge the damn memory from your skull and stop adding to this

          • ^^^

          • EarthenWarrior

            Seriously he’s like a stray cat coming back because you WANT HIM TO COME BACK

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            you never feed the strays

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Let me be very clear: I do not want he who must not be named to return. I’m just as pissed as the rest of you, but I’d rather not just be disrespectful to AW without evidence.

          • EarthenWarrior

            that’s fine for you but let me reassure you I do not have any problems disrespecting people

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I’m all too aware. xD

    • Well you apparently use the same IP address so if you aren’t Ziggy it means someone else at your house is trolling like Fae said

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    not used to singles gg my love

  • Shiro
    • Healing Fae

      I dont understand why you keep posting this or what it is.

      • Shiro

        my pokjemon s tars team

        • Healing Fae

          yes but it only has one pokemon…

          • Shiro

            i using wonder trade

          • Healing Fae

            smh

  • Girllll. Who has time to troll on poke jungle of all places. Do you not have anything else better to do

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      You’d be surprised. 😛

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stop it, every mention of trolling is basically letting him back in
      i’ll talk to dicie and or dae and ask them to purge this guy and anyone who even remotely brings him up

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    We should do another jungle asks, asking mods questions is fun, and I don’t remember when the last one was

  • Best part of playing Tracer is using the Pulse Bomb on a teleporter as people come through

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      I love when the enemy team is guarding the payload and I drop in with Reapers ult and kill all 6 lol

  • MenacingCascoon

    Losing these battle trees is making me very angry
    If I jump off level 40 well it ensure my death?
    JK I CANT EVEN GET TO 40 BECAUSE BIMBO TEAMMATES

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    Why hala get no cool art 🙁

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Because Sun and Moon is anti-male

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        REGGIE NO LOL

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Speaking of Reggie, after today I’ll have to find another avatar. January hype is over after tomorrow. 🙁

      • Awesome Waffles

        Anti mail!?

    • EarthenWarrior

      also doubt anyone said this
      anyone ever noticed that the Flying Elite Four chick’s golf handle resembles a Toucannon beak

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Fire emblem direct predictions (since no one is talking about it):
    – FE Warriors roster dissapoints everyone (fans have way too high hopes)
    – FE Mobile will be lame
    – FE15 (using 3DS engine) teaser

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      We wont know the full roster
      FE mobile will be a pay to win
      FE15 idk

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        FE13 – 2013
        FE14 – 2015
        FE15 – 20??

        It’s not too early too see a teaser IMO. But for the Warriors game I mean the fans are expecting like 30-40 characters from what I’ve seen.

    • Serenotic

      Ehhh, Fates really disappointed me. We’ll see if Nintendo gains my trust again with FE.

  • Healing Fae

    Im actually kind of pissed that one some pokemon went to 3D their shinies basically became the same as their normal ones, like Lanturn went from vibrant purple to a slightly lighter shade of blue -_-

    • Ultron

      Yeah that sucks..

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Seaking is another one. I’m not sure why it happened really.

      • Healing Fae

        yeah but tbf seaking got its shiny toned down starting gen 4, so I’m used to it by now, where as lanturn it just happened in 3D, they did it to a few pokemons shinies

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I hadn’t seen one between gen 3 and 6 so didn’t know. At least it’s still better than Pikachu and Garchomps.

  • WOW OK

    I just had the best game of Overwatch ever. They never got to the final point and o had 16 eliminations, 3 kills, 4280 damage

    Thx mei

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Mei is bae

  • Awesome Waffles

    And my suspicions were confirmed; that little turd was trolling everyone afterall.

    After some interrogation, my brother came clean; he was Ziggy after all. Apparently, he found your reactions “funny”.

    So we made a deal; since I’m paying his phone line, if he ever steps foot in here, under any name, he gets cut off.

    He should never bother you guys again; Ziggy has officially gone with the Spiders from Mars.

    • Monkeyfuzz
      • Awesome Waffles

        I take it you don’t believe me.
        Also, still not a sis.

    • TheNintendoChip

      I have absolute 0 trust in the words you’re saying. I see no way for you to fully prove you are telling the truth.
      But then again, I have no way to disprove it.

      • Awesome Waffles

        I’m realistic to know this.
        I guess we can only wait then.

    • Jeez people can you be a bit more trusting? Yu has been here for a while and has always been reasonable. The only reason everyone is suddenly against him is because Dae saw that his IP was the same as Ziggy. Then we find out that Ziggy was his sibling and there ya go.

      If he does anything to troll then he will be banned. Simple as that.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        That’s why I’m scared to take sides either way.

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Yay no offense to your brother, but ding dong Ziggy’s dead!

  • Awesome Waffles

    In all seriousness…I realize that the trust here is gone and for good reason.

    Even if I wasn’t the one writing it, I was in the same house and did nothing about it.

    This was equal parts my fault and I’m sorry. I honestly don’t what else to say. Shitty things happened here. I can’t take them back, I could only apologize for them.

    I don’t expect to gain your trust, I just wanted to say my piece. I honestly hope we can move past this.

  • Serenotic

    Heeeeeello Jungle! 😀

  • EarthenWarrior

    Going to bed, and I better not hear a single peep about fartface, not. A. Peep
    Don’t reply to him
    Don’t acknowledge him
    Just freaking go about your life if he emerges and just freaking disengage

    Plain and simple, he only holds what minuscule power only if you engage

  • HOLY SHIT
    LORD GABEN JUST CONFIRMED SOMETHING BIG

  • Healing Fae
  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Well, time to start that homework that I’ve had looming over my head the entire break…

    • How long was your break?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        5 days. More like an extended weekend + a snow day.

  • Should probably point out that anyone found using more than one account will have their posting privileges removed. One account per person.

    Also please refrain from discussing incidents caused by individuals. Report and get on with your day. Discussing brings rule breakers the attention they want.

    • Ultron

      What are y’all doing with awesome waffle

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    I’m so confused .-.

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Of what? .~.

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Don’t know if we’re meant to talk about it but the whole troll situation

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Apparently, the troll was Yuki younger brother .-.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            That’s some star wars shit

          • The singular Kuppo™

            IKR

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I want someone to photoshopped Rowlets onto Like and Darth Vader

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Let’s start a petition or a Kickstarter to change all rowlets into Darth Vader’s mask

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Even in-game Rowlets

          • The singular Kuppo™

            YES!!

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            What happens to Dart and Deci tho 😮

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Same body.
            Faces get replaced by the mask.
            Problem solved.

          • I’m on it after school

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Dankë

  • Shiro

    Who BOTW Zelda and link voice actor??

  • Armaggedon16

    The switch Won’t sell well.
    Nintendo’s Casual Market which made the Wii a success is gone,many other gamers already have PS4/Xbox Ones. And the casual players who DID buy a wiiu aren’t likely going to buy a new console so soon
    Thus, The switch is going to be a console only for hardcore Nintendo Fans.

    Another issue is the launch lineup. Only 5 games and out of them 1 is worth buying. No pack in game is a huge mistake. Plus the 3rd party support isn’t really that great. The switch is still missing out on key games like Mass effect,Overwatch etc plus why are skyrim and FIFA coming so late? They likely won’t sell much either

    • Daedardus

      It depends on what you think selling well means. Does anyone expect it to do 90 million consoles? No, but even 40 to 50 million lifetime would mean a moderate profitable succes to Nintendo.
      We shouldn’t be relying too much on oversipmplification of demographic counts. For example, the ‘casual’ demographic that was thought to be long gone to mobile did buy 3DS and Pokémon Sun/Moon in droves. I still believe that with good marketing a good place can be found.

    • Ultron

      It won’t sell too well at launch, but as they add more games, it should do decently. I don’t predict it to do worse than the WiiU. It also depends what they’re doing with the 3ds

    • EarthenWarrior

      Who honestly cares, it’s either YOU want to or ya don’t, I see a lot of people base their choices on collective opinions
      But in the end ask yourself

      Do I want it or not?

      And my answer is hell yes, it could tank harder than the Wii U for all I care as long as it makes games that appeal to me which it is currently doing, and honestly it’s just something that’ll be worth it in the long run and y’never know when that ultimate dynamite game drops solely for the switch and you’re sitting in the dust because you decided to wait

    • Chaos

      As a non die hard Nintendo fan I can say that I currently have no intention to buy this product.

    • Healing Fae

      honestly no, there are way too many people from all console fan groups that are excited about the switch, the only problem with it is the weak launch line-up, trust me, it will sell well, just not at first

      • MelloMori

        Heck its not even that bad of a launch line up given nintendo and third parties are probably taking things safe and not trying to allow other games to fall victim to the star wars effect(simply the issue that when something so big is released, everything else that might even remotely appeal to the same audience sells worse due to the competition being something as big as Star Wars). Really any first party Nintendo game or nearly any third party game is going to sell less due to Zelda’s release probably being the dominating game for the first month.

        • Healing Fae

          well yeah, I feel like most people like myself have one of the other consoles along with the nintendo console, so I buy them for their first party games, and PS4 has the third party ones, but I would hands down take a switch port that I can take anywhere over a PS4 one where I have to sit in front of a tv and not move

          • MelloMori

            Another really good point that could come into play. Generally we’ll have to see how third party games look on the Switch, but so long as their acceptable we will see people debating if the games better suited for the switches portability and quick play style, or something more suited to a proper home console. Really the only thing that limits third parties is the fact that the cartridges do have a smaller storage size then a blu-ray, but for most games that won’t be a big issue, and even then it’ll make dev’s step things up a lot and not need to off-load large chunks of the game onto the console itself in order for it to play.

            For me personally I’m seeing this is a great RPG machine and honestly I’m curious to see if they do anything special for multiplayer with multi platform games, like including exclusive modes for local multiplayer in large groups(since it can have up to eight consoles connected to one another via local wifi).

  • Prima-Azuril

    I’m sad that there won’t be a 75% discount for players who already bought MK8, AND the DLC packs. It’s an illegal rip off, I demand Nintendo to be threatened by the Japanese government and issue them a warning for being greedy.

  • EarthenWarrior

    BOOOYAAAHHH look at this sexy playstand they’re selling for the switch
    http://gameidealist.com/wp-content/uploads/HORI-Compact-Playstand-for-Nintendo-Switch-Officially-Licensed-by-Nintendo-6.jpg
    https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/1484086092-1573099-batterijen-hori-playstand-black-nintendo-switch-nsw-029u1.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all
    I snagged it off Amazon for a steal (and I still have 100 bucks in Amazon credit)

    If this standee is anything like the Kid Icarus Stamd this thing will be mega tits great because I use that stand like every day
    http://s1.thcdn.com/design-assets/products/Large/10300633/sl.jpg

    • Awesome Waffles

      Fancy.

      • Angelajgodwin

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj289d:
        On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
        !mj289d:
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  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Has Disqus been acting weird for other people too? I feel like it’s not showing a bunch of comments that were there before. The most recent is Earthen’s message about the Switch stand, but then below that is the whole Ziggy convo. Seems very weird…..

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Same!

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        Ok as long as it’s not just me. lol I though maybe a huge chunk of messages got deleted or something, but wasn’t sure why that would even be lol

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Same here, I thought it was something with my phone or some serious shiz went down and a mass delete happened

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Me too…. I think it’s a conspiracy

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Me: Wouldn’t it be cool if we had a ‘moth to a flame’ Pokémon

    Also Me: Wow I really like Volcorona

    • SpectralSeraph

      But it’s not a moth to a flame, it’s a moth that went in the flame and somehow lived

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        And then turned said flame onto those who originally set the flame. Quite the vindictive moth hahaha

        • SpectralSeraph

          Or yknow, decided to be the only representative Pokémon of the sun. And according to canon is probably eaten by metal lions because they eat the sun

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Tasty

          • SpectralSeraph

            What? The moth or the Lion? The lion is eaten by Arons so

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Who doesn’t like volcarona? It’s the only good moth Pokemon

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Isn’t it like the only moth Pokémon

        • SpectralSeraph

          Mothim, Venomoth

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            What

          • SpectralSeraph

            They’re moths

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            No, Volcorona is the only moth

            only

          • Healing Fae

            no its just the ugliest and most misshapen one

            no tea no shade, but don’t come for my mothim

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Wouldn’t want to come near that thing

        • The singular Kuppo™
          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            The fresh hell are those

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Volcarona and some Digimons

          • The singular Kuppo™

            I wish they were Pokemon tho…

        • Ultron

          Basically though..

      • EarthenWarrior

        feh only because it got one of the more OP quiver dance
        otherwise a solid blow knocks it down and Stealth Rock ruins its day

        • Ultron

          Still a great mon.

    • Ultron

      -Hears someone talking about Volcarona-

      VOLCARONA IS THE BEST

  • SpectralSeraph

    I actually hate my life rn… if there is a god he’s bent on making me go through hell..

    • *hugs*

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      BEST FRIEND NOOOO

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Looool what has GF done to Pelipper? Modest+Drizzle+Hurricane=instant death. I dont mind though 😀

    • EarthenWarrior

      shit speed and with all the Tapu Koko’s running around and Volt Switch spammers good luck getting that to work

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Saw a Pelipper outsped Koko with Tailwind and one shot it with Scald in rain

        • EarthenWarrior

          still gotta get the tailwind up but whatever Pellipper ain’t a probem most of the time especially when i lead with Nidoking

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            If it has a tailwind your Nido is Deedo

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            More in the ground then most ground types

          • SpectralSeraph

            What’s a Nidoking to half the new Meta?

          • MelloMori

            What is the new Meta to Earthen.

          • EarthenWarrior

            High speed
            Sheer force
            Versatility
            and look at this little demonstration
            http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7monotype-516978114

  • Snazzy EastGovnah
    • Healing Fae

      How can anyone say that the Switch is going to be unsuccessful and not sell well if everyone that has opened pre-orders is already sold out? They clearly don’t know what they are talking about, but of course its nintendo so we’re going see people blindly bash it.

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        I think its gonna do better the wii u if anything, the system has a good key marketing tactic that you can take high end gaming ( like graphics and such) on the go

        • Healing Fae

          I loved the wii u but I know the switch is going to do way better, especially since they cant rant about it having bad “graphics” anymore because some of the ports have better looks then their other console counterparts.

          • Snazzy EastGovnah

            I loved wii u too! Its a great system just poorly marketed and the name should of been something else I agree on that but doesnt mean the system it self was bad.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Well I never hate to bring down the hammer but it’s just vaguely blind consumerism and being fueled by hype

        They exhibit a shiny new product with all these games of people want
        Ergo they scramble to snatch up every available thing (not to mention all the scalpels who FREAKING STOLE ALL THE MASTER EDITIONS)

        So they sell out, but one handful of games can’t keep it afloat for long, but like you said blind bashers are nit picky but it takes a large amount of douchery and bag wagoning to turn a populace against something

        But in the end (and I can’t clearly state this enough) it is all about our own opinions that matter, because we’re playing and living these games for ourselves not for anybody else

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          Earthen that ending paragraph was deep

          • Healing Fae

            what did he say?

            *he does realize I blocked him long ago right?*

  • SpectralSeraph

    Crappiest mon of gen 7:
    Go!

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      Competitive wise or design wise

      • Healing Fae

        to an extent they are both subjective because even the weakest pokemon can be used in the right way and murder things, while even the strongest can fail

        • SpectralSeraph

          Or you can be Guzzlord

      • SpectralSeraph

        Either

    • Healing Fae

      Ugliest for me is Kartana, but the non-ultra beast one is Gumshoos

      I cant really say competitive wise for me because I haven’t used them all, or battled them all yet

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Tsareena for me…

      • SpectralSeraph

        3legs5me

    • UnburdenedLegume

      Bruxish is by far the worst

      • SpectralSeraph

        It’s actually decent thouvh

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Dartrix

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        Dartix looks like it could be a solo mon.

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Doesn’t look that much like Deci or Rowlet tbh, it’s a poor transition

          • Healing Fae

            honestly none of them look related, dartrix and rowlet kinda look loosely related but as a whole they don’t. Deci doesnt even look anything like the owl they started as.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Every fairy
      And Dhelmise

    • SpectralSeraph

      Incineroar

      • Snazzy EastGovnah

        we cant be friends

    • Ultron

      -Alolan Golem, Persian, Dugtrio
      -Tsareena and Lurantis
      -Incineroar
      -Kommo-o
      -Drampa
      -Turd Donator
      -PISSimian
      -Lycanroc Midnight
      -Oricorio
      -Crabominable
      -Gumshoos

    • Take a guess

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Primarina 😀

        • .-.
          no Toucannon

          • The singular Kuppo™

            D:

  • EarthenWarrior

    Oh btw anybody got Moon because I was aiming for a competitive M Lycanroc

    • SpectralSeraph

      Competitive + M Lycan is a fairy tale that doesn’t exist

      • EarthenWarrior

        Say what you will but I use one on showdown and it can hold its own decently
        Or just be good to counter a stupid head and kill a poke trying to get the upper hand

        Also No Guard Stone Edge is fun

      • Ultron

        Slay, baby, slay. M Lycan is trash

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Lycanroc + comp is a Fairy tale

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Nice way of ruining a cool looking Mon GF T_T

        • Ultron

          -Let’s have this rock pokemon be really slow and have shit defenses!-
          -Uh, okay, sir…should we give it that exclusive priority move to make up for that?-
          -Nope! Give it to the faster one only.

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Best Eevee?

    Sylveon tbh, pulls off the ‘beauty otherworld disturbance’ thing old fairytales have, especially the bit where it comforts its prey before striking it

  • SpectralSeraph

    So I got three fanmons I plan to reveal today if anyone is interested

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Tell me more tell me more

      • SpectralSeraph

        You’ll see ;3

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I am ^^

      • SpectralSeraph

        😀

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    So I picked an unpopular character on unranked and my healer messages me this

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ed6b84222a48bdb2b7454627e4acffdcf980b77e87dfb49134644bb60723a01a.png

    • The singular Kuppo™

      People on the internet are so nice to each other ^^ (Totally not sarcasm)

  • The singular Kuppo™

    Anybody is having the same problem? These comments from yesterday are appearing between the newer ones and they look standalone comments when they’re just responses to another one..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b613164c470e748069e99611764eeb6e0ca62cae447ce9d6595c8b2d6b93e826.png

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      yea i see them too

      • The singular Kuppo™

        I’m glad I’m not the only one, I thought something went wrong with my phone •~•

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Same here

    • Healing Fae

      yeah my disqus is messed too

    • Daedardus

      It’s a bug with Disqus when replying to flagged/deleted comments, they seem to pop up no matter what and only solution is deleting every one of them it seems.

  • Spetsnaz

    earthen, i need your help making a rhydon or rhyperior. i have a 5 iv rhyhorn, missing sp. atk, with ice fang, fire fang, crunch, and skull bash, any of those moves i should replace?

    • Ultron

      Don’t need skull bash or crunch. Thunder fang would be better than ice, imo. Stone edge and earthquake are what you need.

    • EarthenWarrior

      All of them
      there exists only a few Rhydon or rarely Rhyperior sets
      standard Rhydon set
      Impish
      Lightning rod (you can’t use any other abilities competively with this set)
      252 hp
      252 def
      Evolite
      Earthquake
      Rockslide
      Dragon Tail/Roar
      Stealth rock
      Rhydon exists to absorb all forms of physical blows so you need a special wall to complete it

      Rhyperior is similar but more attacky
      Adamant/Impish/Jolly
      252 HP
      252 AtK/Def/speed
      Focus Sash/Leftovers
      Solid Rock
      Earthquake
      Rock Slide
      Megahorn
      Swords Dance/Rock Polish/Metal Burst

      Sadly Rhyperior though the evolved form is significantly lesser
      it can only serve as a physical attacker and try to last so either beef or speed up, now i personally use it as a kamikaze with a sash with metal Burst which sends any attack back stronger
      this is either a opening or a last resort only if hazards are removed

      • Spetsnaz

        ill probably go with that evolite set then, thanks 🙂

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Why in God’s name would you run a speed boosting nature + speed EVs on a a base 40 speed

        It should be trying to be bulky as possible, Solid Rock is its only niche

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Well besides Sash burst but even that should be trying to be as slow as possible

          • EarthenWarrior

            i was just giving out all the possible sets

        • EarthenWarrior

          Rock polish duhhh i’ve experimented with it and sometimes it gives it a leg up 9sometimes)

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            There’s better polishers

          • EarthenWarrior

            i know

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Can we have a good rhino pokemon that actually looks like a rhino plz

    Rhyhorn was close but theb it stood up and made a mess of itself

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Nah, Rhyperior is good enough for me

    • EarthenWarrior

      i banish thee
      Rhyhorn is perfect the way it is
      http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/19-Animals-Definitely-Pokemon.jpg
      and to befair Rhydon and Rhyperior take more aspects of dinosaurs as it progresses but whatever you can’t deny the extreme uniqueness that Rhydon offered for its time
      https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-roljglIHBTA/VucYCp59XGI/AAAAAAAAPms/Gc7ut_vZY4wiP1_fiTgX0L6jomqNSnduA/s1600/RhydonRB.png
      and finally THE KING OF EARTH MONSTERS
      http://static.zerochan.net/full/36/33/361686.jpg

    • Ultron

      I want a pure steel rhino line

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        YES

        • Ultron

          Like how did they not retcon rhyhorn in gen 2 to be steel. Rock/ground is one of the worst typings in the game

          • SpectralSeraph

            Rock with anything in most cases is bad

          • Ultron

            Rock is just the worst type

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Buff Rock

            Seriously

            Buff it

          • SpectralSeraph

            Same for ice

          • Trusk

            It doesn’t work like that without adding a new type…

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Also buff ice and maybe grass

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Give Grass a Fairy resistance and give Ice a Water and/or Ground resistance.

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Ice needs a Flying resistance and immunity to Water

          • SpectralSeraph

            I fixed it by letting it beat/resist water and lose its weakness to rock

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            But Rock is weak af ;-;

          • SpectralSeraph

            I know, but SR

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Yeah but that’s not something to nerf the second worst type over

          • SpectralSeraph

            I’ll buff it somehow, like let it beat electric

          • The singular Kuppo™

            That would be cool

          • Trusk

            People! Don’t jinx it!!!

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            What

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Buff it how?

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            I don’t care

            Buff it

            My babs need to be safe

          • EarthenWarrior

            T_T my third favorite type

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Its still awful and easy to murder

          • Trusk

            Kinda like fairy types…

          • SpectralSeraph

            That’s ice.. ;~;

          • Ultron

            Defensively, probably.

          • SpectralSeraph

            (Sadness)

          • Ultron

            Grass is horrible too. Don’t know how abomasnow does it

          • Chaos

            Don’t forget my boy Tyranitar rocking the 7 weaknesses in OU like a boss.

          • Ultron

            Oh dear. I didn’t know it had that many

          • UnburdenedLegume

            Love Abomasnow so much

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            Grass is the status and Drain healer of games

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            Nah only defensively but some things are good about it

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            This is true rock is bad

          • The singular Kuppo™

            Rock types shouldn’t have existed anyways, ground is enough

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Rock and ground could’ve easily just been ‘earth’ imo

          • SpectralSeraph

            Exactly

          • Chaos

            Rock/Grass is decent. We need something better than Cradilly though.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Besides that of course

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I have wanted a big Rock/Grass Rhino Tank Pokemon for a while. With mountainous haunches and large Moss covered Rock-horns.

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            I’m making a Bug/Ground Rhino Beetle? Does that count?

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Well it’s quite different…

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            It’s called Frilldibeast one of it’s coolest qualities is it’s the tallest Bug Pokémon known yet it’s 9ft.11inches and thought to be Seldom seen in Jungles probably will have 10% encounter rate for it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            So it’s actually a Rhino sized beetle? Sounds cool.

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            Yep and since I have a new type of move set (They are called in short the Surge Moves) It has access to a move that Raises Speed of all bug types and powers up Bug Type moves meaning it has perfect moveset for sweep
            A perfect set of it

            Ability: Super Saber-Sword and Horn moves do 50% more damage(Doubles power of Swords dance as well)
            Nature: Adamant
            Item: Leftovers
            Moves: Megahorn
            Earthquake
            Swarm Surge (The Bug one)
            Swords Dance

  • SpectralSeraph

    The first fanmon arrives in an hour or so
    A swordfish to be specific

    • EarthenWarrior

      Water/Steel? if its not

      • SpectralSeraph

        No, it’s not. There are at least ten different fangames with Water/Steel Swordfishes and it’s been overdone to death

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Water/Poison with Poison Touch or Corrosion? Like real Swordfish it could slash at opponents, but as it’s a Pokemon it could also poison them at the same time to wear them down. Or maybe Water/Electric with an offensive Static-like ability to slow or stop them? Or Swift Swim?

      • Poekoko

        Ehh, not a fan of Swordfish being Water/Steel

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Loool I had a 5IV Jolly Gible just sitting in my box, completely forgot I had it

    • Ultron

      But is it rough skin?

      • UnburdenedLegume

        No Sand Veil but i can breed it i guess

        • Ultron

          Do so

  • Prima-Azuril

    Howdy doc everyone!

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Tbh low key think a Pokejungle fan game would be the most legit shit ever 👌

    • MelloMori

      Id be down with that. Maybe use the official league as the gym leaders, mods as the elite four and champion, pj as the prof. It could work.

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Sounds really cool actually 😮

    • The singular Kuppo™

      I remember that there was somebody who wanted to make a FanFic based of the concept of a Pokejungle anime, I wonder where he is now…

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        That was moi (I left for like a month and came back with a new account)

        And it was more of a joke thing tho, I’d love to resurrect it

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Oh yeah I remember, it was toi, I mean with all those names changes it’s easy to get confused .~.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            True that XD

            I think the bears my calling card now tbh XD

          • The singular Kuppo™

            ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ

    • SpectralSeraph

      😀

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      I was the one who wants to make the Rom hack of us!

    • I would love to make one after Rad Red but idk how good it would be

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      JADE JUNGLE

  • EarthenWarrior

    before i go i wanna pump out a quick fakemon
    aside from Huntail we really don’t have any Deep Sea fish that scream evil and viscous (and don’t forget scary)
    the names suck complete ass but open to revision

    Deepish
    Water/Dark
    The Abyssal Pokemon
    Strong Jaw/Intimidate
    This pokemon and its evolution are a great mishmash chimera of all those fangily deep sea fishes and eels
    it has a lean body with a very large mouth filled with sickle like fangs and pale soulless eyes, a long thin tail fin adorn with thick sharp spines,
    “these pokemon dwell at impossibly deep waters, forming attack groups they take out larger pokemon by violently tearing them to shreds”

    i’m trying to think of a more scary name but for now Anglure
    Anglure
    Water/dark
    The Abyssal Pokemon
    Strong Jaw/ Intimidate
    this pokemon is by far the definition of scary, a massive fat and disgusting shark like fish pokemon with a large mouth filled with long rows fangs, it has a bony helmet that covers its face that resemble’s a terrifying creature skull complete with horns, but the most important aspect of this pokemon is it possesses a hollow see-through body that completely renders itself invisible in the dark and it lights up its eyes, spines and teeth to scare prey to death before attacking
    “Anglure are seldom never seen by human eyes, their appearance is so terrifying that only the bravest of trainers attempt to catch one, completely invisible in the dark they light up their teeth before consuming prey whole”

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Love the concepts, not huge on the names. But I do agree – they’re underutilising deep sea Pokémon so much!

    • SpectralSeraph

      I should let you know Azurite (a fangame) is already using Anglure

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Can’t wait until people run out of gems to name fan games after so we get stuff like Pokémon: Holly Blue Agate and Flame Aura Spirit Quartz

      • EarthenWarrior

        Who cares this name is just a placeholder same with Deepish

  • UnburdenedLegume

    So Smogon says Merciless on Toxapex is useless?

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Yeah, at least compared to Regenerator

      • EarthenWarrior

        Something with that much bulk shouldn’t be allowed have regenerator

    • Healing Fae

      I prefer merciless on it over its other abilities personally

    • Chaos

      Compared to Regenerator it kind of is.

      It’s like picking Flame Body Talonflame over Gale Wings.

      You can make it work but is just not worth it when Toxapex is so good at its other job.

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Throwback to when people thought Inkay and Malamar were rams

    • The singular Kuppo™
      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

        • The singular Kuppo™

          Yeah, those fake starters are terrible XD

      • Healing Fae

        honestly those starters and silhouettes look cool but those PC’s are meh af

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! This was what I really wanted when it was here and thought to be real I love that ram!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I like the female pc, the starters are pretty cool too. I prefer Rowlet to the Ram but wouldn’t mind getting it at some point. The other 2 are better than what we got imo.

        • The Victory Kurusu!

          I prefer
          Ram>Rowlet
          Bear=Litten
          Lizard(Barely)<Popplio

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I’d like the ram more if the green looked more natural.

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            I just love the green

    • Healing Fae

      rams?????? like the sheep????

      Who was thinking this??? what???

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Because their names backwards are ‘Yakni’ and ‘Ramalam’

        Their typings and names were leaked, as well as Topsy-Turvy iirc, so come people assumed everything about them must be backwards/upside down

        • Healing Fae

          well thats enough internet for me for one day.

        • Chaos

          I can see Yakni and Ramalam being legit at some point.

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Tbh they did sound like Pokémon names so it made sense

        • The singular Kuppo™

          That would be cool if that ended up being the case

  • Prima-Azuril

    OOH you stupid demonic brain-broken Morimoto! I wish you broke your foot and fell out of the HeaHea building, and your Macahmp deserves his arms cut off. Stop killing my Togekiss you demented idiot!

  • The Victory Kurusu!

    Dang it kuppo now you made want this as my avatar!

    • The singular Kuppo™

      You made the right choice :v

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        Oh right while on the topic of fan made Pokémon I want to share my names for some of my new Pokémon what they are based on is in front of the names

        Platypus- Platilly- Water/Normal
        A poisonous toad- Toaxin- Poison
        A gravitational Pokémon- Obiner- Psychic/Steel
        Anemone- Anemonate- Water
        A moss pig- Boglett- Grass
        Nectar Elephant- Elesap- Grass
        Carmel Camel- Camrel- Ground/Fairy

        These are just their base forms some don’t have fully named evolutions yet though

        • The singular Kuppo™

          I’m interested in the gravitational Pokemon tho

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            It hasn’t got a full design yet but I feel it will be really good, and it’s evo’s name is Gravitar

    • You should change it to Moon’s weird hat

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        Nah it ain’t weird she went to Glove World

  • ShinyXatu

    Just got home from my second day of Finals, and now I’m ready to chill out and watch the Fire Emblem Direct! 🙂 I’ve only played a little bit of Awakening but this is a series I really want to play more of!

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Listening to Zelda songs and suddenly have the urge to play Wind Waker again lol

  • @PrinceFae:disqus omg I love the artist who made the zelda you posted

    • Healing Fae

      They are fantastic right????

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    FE DIRECT EVERYONE GET HYPED

    • MelloMori

      Is your Body ready?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        PREPARE YOURSELVES

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASERFE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASERFE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER FE15 TEASER

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Not gonna lie read that as ‘FIFA 15 teaser’

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Not gonna lie either so did I after pasting it 2000000000 times

    • MelloMori

      A bit Spam heave, but here’s hoping. More so hoping that it doesn’t suck visually like FE9&10 and have the big localization problem of FE 10. God that oversight was huge and really ruined the game.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I don’t really know what you’re talking about, sorry.

    • MelloMori

      FE 2 Remake!

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Yoooo dying of boredom what’s everyone up to

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Fanmon spewing

  • ShinyXatu

    Apparently they’re currently showing a Gaiden remake? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    • MelloMori

      Only good things.

  • ShinyXatu

    Alright, Fire Emblem Echoes looks great. I’ll definitely be getting it.

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Any Pokémon or Kirby Yet?

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        It’s a Fire Emblem direct tho

        • The Victory Kurusu!

          Oh then it doesn’t concern me

  • ShinyXatu

    WHOA THERE

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      What… What???!

  • The Victory Kurusu!

    @shinyxatu:disqus What Did you Say WOAH there to??!!

    • ShinyXatu

      They revealed that a new Fire Emblem game (like Awakening and Fates) is coming to Switch in 2018!

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        Oh still no Kirby though 🙁

  • MelloMori

    So four new FE games:
    1. FE 2 Remake
    2. FE Switch
    3. FE Warriors on switch and new 3DS(this makes me happy since I really want to see them embrace the new 3DS as a proper handheld and this might be a sign of it.)
    4. Fire Emblem Heroes(mobile)

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      What do you think of FE heroes?

      • MelloMori

        Its actually better then I could hope. It looks really good, it has a lot of rep’s from over the years(Nino<3), and it has me really interested in trying it out and maybe putting money in it. Its pay model seems similar to something like Yokai Watch wiggle waggle which is probably the best pay model that I've scene in a mobile game.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          And what’s that pay model like?

          • MelloMori

            More or less its one universal currency. You earn it by playing, doing achievements, or just buying it. The Yokai watch game does have some pretty insane buyer rewards for the whales(literally $800 for a single Yokai), but generally it felt balanced enough and you really couldn’t spend money to cheat the game. You could get lucky and get a powerful yokai, but you would still have to level it up like any other, and the higher the quality, the longer the grind for levels, so it kinda balanced itself out.

            Also while it did have a sort of life system for playing, once you reached a certain game level you just got infinite lives, so it played more like a fun little distraction then the usual mobile game.

    • SomeGuy

      Yeeeee buddy!

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    SO

    FE2 remake sounds cool, never played it myself and it comes out so soon I’ll definitely be picking it up. Is it an eshop exclusive game, since they had the eshop symbol there only?

    I guess I called it? It’s technically a teaser. 😛
    I’d say we’ll see a full trailer at E3, with a Japanese release in Q1 and the worldwide release in Q2.

    I’m honestly shocked that they didn’t show more FE Warriors, I thought that would’ve been the main feature.

    FE mobile….ugh
    It looks like a card game, you’re just paying orbs for units. I guess there’s still strategy stuff but A 6 BY 8 SQUARE MAP?! ;_;
    There also seems to be a more heavy emphasis on the weapon triangle than in the actual series, which I guess makes things easier on newer players. I guess nintendo is alternating with platform releases, as this one is google play store before iOS.

    P.S. I’ll bet you anything that Chrom and Corrin win the poll thing.

    • MelloMori

      Personal feelings:

      FE2 remake: glad to see it being remade, though I am a bit nervous. The reason a lot of people don’t talk about the game is because its the zelda 2 of FE. Its a very different game relying on rng drops off of generic monsters, grinding in dungeons, promotions based on visiting a shrine rather then using items, cav’s sucked and heroes are the best class in the game(except for demon hunters, which are that dlc class from awakening and fates), and it became a bit meh using two separate army’s for two lords. However if it is digital only I’m fine with it.

      FE15: Happy Day’s are here my friend.

      FE Warriors: I’m liking taht they haven’t outright abandoned the 3DS as I really do feel the new 3DS should be their primary handheld and if it catches on it’ll be interesting to see if it leads the trend with the 1.5 console that a lot of people are speculating might be the future.

      FE Heroes: Its fire Emblem Mobile. Its a scaled down version of the game. It looks great for what it is and It makes me pretty happy as its a great entry for people to dip their toe into the series. Way better then that Lyn Shite from FE7. Plus so long as you can pretty much put any characters in the game I”ll be happy with it. Though I’ll admit I am rolling my eyes at the love for Lon’qe. That guy sucks. He wasn’t a good swordmaster and he was pretty boring. Please replace him with someone better, like Joshua or Owain, or that one sword master from FE5 who dies at the end of the first chapter because FE5 sucks and was a clear sign that Kaga didn’t know how to make a game(Totally not Salty).

      • SomeGuy

        WHOAH don’t be dissing my girl Lyn. That game was what got me into FE and my favorite character growing up was Lyn. The first time I beat FE7 I used her and healed with Pent from long distance. lol

        • MelloMori

          Ehh. I don’t dislike Lyn. I’m fine with her as a swordmaster, but I don’t see her as a lord. She’s really not one. Hector and Eliwood are the lords and she’s simply a lord in name only. My real problem is I really don’t like the tutorial stages that are based around Lyn and wished that they were simply done with Eliwood. Like really you could have just replaced Lyn in those with Eliwood and lose nothing to the story.

          Heck Lyn technically doesn’t actually exist canonically last I checked. She’s really don’t have any mention in FE6, and most of the fandom doesn’t really see her as having really any barring in those places where things are up for interpretation, Eliwood obviously bedding his dragon-wifu, and Hector is implied to marry a Pegasus Knight you only get in his path when replaying the game.

          Though honestly FE7’s great. I love the game and it was my first as well. It’s just that I do see its flaws with time, and I’m not going to ignore them. Its the same thing with fates. Fates is probably my favorite game to date, though I’ll openly bring up its problems(mostly being in the Japanese Script).

          • SomeGuy

            Fair enough. Canon in FE means nothing to me personally, but I respect where you’re coming from. Happy to hear how much a die hard like yourself loved Fates tho. I’m really excited to eventually sink my teeth into those 3.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I thought Lilina was Hector and Lyn’s child?

          • MelloMori

            Nope. Technically Eli and Hector have three different possible love interest, however its generally accepted that their is one that’s cannon for both. For hector its Farina. This girl:

            http://www.fe-online.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10593/Farina_02.jpg

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            Cute

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        The reason I ask if it’s digital only is that I’m wondering if then it’ll even be a 40 dollar title.

        I’m also glad that we’re finally getting our SECOND title exclusive to new 3DS. Purchasing for bigger screen and Xenoblade was worth it though.

        And with the Lon’qu stuff I’m sure they’re just trying to attract their biggest market (awakening fans).

        • MelloMori

          Yeah I know. I”m more messing around with him. I just don’t like him that much as a sword master. Then again I really don’t like swordmaster at all. Like generally the few I like are the least like their class. I’m a little weird like that.

  • Ultron

    Any good way to get the last upgrade for the pokefinder?

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Hope for Rare Pokémon on the finder

  • Reece

    Watched the trailers for the new Fire Emblem stuff and Warriors has piqued my interest. Just wanna ask in case anyone knows, cause I didn’t watch the direct, but is the title specifically for the New 3DS only? I love hack and slash games (Like Samurai Warriors and Dynasty Warriors) and I thoroughly enjoy playing Hyrule Warriors Legends, as I’ve never played a Zelda game before so it was a nice intro to the franchise, so this would be a nice intro to the FE games too.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      New 3DS and switch

    • Ultron

      I didn’t know FE was popular enough to warrant its own direct

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        It’s been growing a bunch in the past few years.

        • Ultron

          I’ve never played any of them

  • Reggie (Ithsme)
    • what

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        VOTE FOR HANS

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Best pokeball for Alolan Sandslash? Animation wise i mean

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      I used Dive Ball

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I like Heavy, Moon or maybe Dive.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Yep used heavy. I like it a lot

  • SomeGuy

    @MelloMori

    Do you think there’s any chance in hell that countries outside Japan will get a digital release of New Mystery of the Emblem?

    • MelloMori

      Honestly, No. Shadow Dragon sold very poorly, and as good of a game as it is, it’ll probably never be released outside of Japan. The Fan translation’s pretty good though.

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Maybe, maybe not I honestly say Japan is a little unfair to the world they get tons more games exclusive to them and only them
      Examples:
      -All but one Starfy game
      -Digimon Fusion
      -Earthbound 3

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        TBF they are a Japan-based company.

        Also hate me but I want starfy more than mother 3.

  • Snazzy EastGovnah

    Just watched Fire Emblem Direct, I personally loved the amiibos, Im really excited for Warriors, it looks really beautiful and such. The remake was shocking but that made it better and finally SWITCH FIRE EMBLEM LETS GOOOOO! Mobile idc about

  • SomeGuy

    Mobile FE has the most adorable chibis. :3 I’m hyped.

  • The Victory Kurusu!

    Yay! I got Biglett’s evolution a name and Type it’s Barbirusa (Barb+Mire+Babirusa)

    Babirusa is what it’s based on this a link and picture of it https://www.favrify.com/weird-animals/6/

    Its a Grass/Dark Type

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      And Anemonate as well it’s called Glonema a Water Type with the ability Static

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Boglett not Biglett

  • EarthenWarrior

    Doubtful anybody cares but tomorrow is the anime
    But I really hope Ash catches a Mudbray or something

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Just seeing The pics on Serebii makes me hope so too!

  • Strawberry_Pocky_Moose

    My friend found his childhood collection of Pokemon TCG cards in his mum’s loft after she passed, and he’s selling them on Ebay. If anyone in the UK is interested in original base rare/shinies, please check out his cautions. More added soon. Thanks 🙂

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/employer12/m.html?_ipg=50&_sop=12&_rdc=1

    To keep on topic, I’m not getting the Switch at launch. I actually think it looks and sounds awesome, but until I hear it’s backwards compatible with the 3DS, I’m kind of hoping it won’t be its successor and the future of all mainline Pokemon games. Backward compatibility is kind of important to me, I like to still be able to play the last gen of games on the current gen. However if they do an awesome glorious Pokemon Snap 2 with all 7 gens of Pokemon on it for Switch, I will totally buy one just for that.

  • Ultron

    How do Rapidash and Zebstrika NOT learn high horsepower…? -_- fuckin’ trollfreak

    • EarthenWarrior

      “The user fiercely attacks the target using its entire body.”
      they really botched this one they could’ve gave a high flinch chance or something

      • Ultron

        There’s literally no reason to use it over earthquake. It even has less accuracy. Disappointing.

    • Healing Fae

      Accurate. At this point its not even nintendo’s fault if things don’t go well.

      Also, like my new avatar?? 😛

      • EarthenWarrior

        KILL IT WITH A KNIFE

      • Yee I do!

    • Ultron

      The gaming atmosphere today is really different than it was 21 years ago though…if you’re not a zelda fan there’s no reason to buy switch at launch.

      • Healing Fae

        It still boggles my mind that there are non-zelda fans

        • Ultron

          It’s a huge shame. Quality game after quality game..

  • EarthenWarrior

    Sushi sushi sushi
    i want an all you can eat sushi buffet

  • I’m stopping at 5 or 6 stores on March 3rd looking for a Switch

    or I could stop at just one

    • EarthenWarrior

      This is why you should’ve pre-ordered
      I did….granted at best buy but nonetheless all i have to do is print out my order and demand they give me the console and game

      and when i get home hopefully later my stand, case and joy-con grip will be delivered so i’ll be solid rock

      • Eh well I don’t need it day 1 anyways

        Nintendo: Introducing Mother 1+2=3 3D HD edition

        https://youtu.be/n_adgG8Ba2Q?t=39s

        • EarthenWarrior

          I love a good brawl

          • I’m going to be the one still holding onto the TV even after the police are on me

          • EarthenWarrior

            I’ll probably take like a couple to get me down….and a tazing

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      And now do you think preording is dumb? xD

      Jokes aside, I’m glad to see more people are picking one up.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    UGH I CANT BEAT BLACK KNIGHT IN SHOVEL KNIGHT

    • Throwing Anchors, man…

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        You mean one of the few items I didn’t buy?

      • EarthenWarrior

        i never liked those
        I just use the flare rod and the phase gauntlet

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I mainly use the propellor dagger and phase locket, occasionally the flare rod.

    • EarthenWarrior

      HIT IT WHICH A SHOVEL

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Ok I’ll try that thanks

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Is there any way to destroy the lava stuff before he attacks with it?

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I CAN JUMP ON THEM THIS IS A GAME CHANGER

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Pulverizing pancake

    • EarthenWarrior

      i wanna wear that costume

  • Disqus is being a pain again -.-

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Same here

      • EarthenWarrior

        We must hit it with a shovel

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    YES I BEAT BLACK KNIGHT PURELY BECAUSE OF LUCK

    • EarthenWarrior

      just wait untill ya gotta fight everyone IN A ROW BAHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I know that’s gonna suck.

        • EarthenWarrior

          I can’t wait to see you pull an earthen when it takes a million tries
          BUHUHUHUHUHUH

    • MelloMori

      Honestly with all the fire emblem talk around here I thought you were playing FE9 for a second.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Lucky crit

  • Masculine and Feminine forms of words are the most pointless things ever. Just why

    • EarthenWarrior

      i just hate genderism period
      either yousa a dude or a chick

      don’t have a hissy fit if i calls em as i sees em

      • …. I’m talking about fucking language, Earthen

        • EarthenWarrior

          screw that too there is only one true language

          • Ok but the point is gender is dumb why do words have gender

          • EarthenWarrior

            like gazongas and kielbasa!

          • EarthenWarrior

            R’lyehian!
            ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

          • Earthen, tu es parfois penible…. mais il est bien.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Et ne vous oubliez pas Butthole

          • The word you’re looking for is
            “Trou de fouet”

      • Ultron

        Wtf is genderism???

        • EarthenWarrior

          Genderism, or gender binarism, is the social system or cultural belief that gender is a binary: that is, that there are, or should be, only two genders—masculine and feminine—with the aspects of one’s gender inherently linked to one’s genetic sex, or sex assigned at birth.
          ….oh wait i’ve been using this incorrectly

          disregard that,

          • Ultron

            So you hate when people go against the concept of genderism…

            I honestly don’t care what you identify as..but if I incorrectly label you, don’t get mad and just ask politely if I can refer to you as something else

          • EarthenWarrior

            Exactly, member when a bunch of crazies boycotted Target just because they didn’t want a transgendered man to use the bathroom

            or this collage professor got fired just because he didn’t use transgender appropriate pronouns

            its just so freaking ridiculous, i’d sooner bash my own head in then listen to all that malarky

          • You got that first story mixed up. It WAS a bunch of crazies but they were boycotting Target because of their rules allowing transgender people to use the bathroom of their gender (even though they have had that policy and basically everywhere has that policy… except North Carolina -.-)
            Their reasoning was that they thought this meant that rapists could go into the female bathroom, claim they are trans, and then…. break the law by creeping on women….

            it makes no sense on numerous levels. There has NEVER been an instance of this happening, raping people is STILL illegal, and so on.

            The second one… well… can you link me to that story?

          • for the second one, pronouns are pretty important. Like imagine if people always called you “she” even though you were male and you wanted male pronouns. Refusing to use the pronouns someone wants to use is just being a dick for no reason in all honesty.
            IDK if he should’ve been fired but pronouns are really important for trans people.

          • EarthenWarrior

            they are, but they are a given not a right,
            whatcha gonna do punk? assault me? call the police?

          • They will get you fired from your teaching job for being stubborn for no reason

          • EarthenWarrior

            that is beyond asinine that people would even consider
            here’s my rebuttal, Nut up and shut up

          • Ok but Earthen like… someone asks to be referred to with They/Them
            What is the harm in that? Why would you be a jerk about it? Just call them that and keep your job instead of blowing it out of proportion. That is just irresponsible.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            just ignore her she’s not gonna listen

          • EarthenWarrior

            its not that i’m not listening
            i just have a very short attention spam

          • EarthenWarrior

            excuse me? me blowing it out of proportion? i rebuke i say I REBUKE
            they’re the ones getting their mislabeled genitals in a knot if i don’t comply with them

            Personally if they want me to respect their choices, dey gotta earn it

          • ….
            Spectral Seraph uses “He/Him”
            I use “She/Her”
            Some kid wants to be called “They/Them”

            What’s the difference? They are words used to refer to people. And thats how you refer to someone who doesnt want male or female pronouns. They/Them.

            It kinda is blowing things out of proportion if you get all pissy about someone wanting you to use a different word when talking about them

          • EarthenWarrior
          • … He got fired for not following the law. He lost his job because he was too stubborn to just use “They”? I’m sorry but how is this guy in the right?

            Just call the kid “They”. It’s not worth losing your job over. It is what makes them comfortable and happy with themselves so he needs to get over himself.

            The purpose of language is to communicate the ideas of society. It is a tool we use to talk to eachother. So saying “Singular They pronouns are bad grammar” is, 1, already wrong because we use it all the time (Someone is at the door, someone else says “Who are they?” or you hang up the phone and the other person says “What did they say?”) but it is also wrong because language isn’t static. It has to change.

            Just call people what they want to be called and don’t make a big situation out of nothing. I feel bad for the kid

          • But like honestly idk why people get so upset that some people identify as something other than male or female. One of my best friends is bigender. Thats okay because like.. who cares? They are still super sweet

    • zess
      • Like really. I cant think of a single reason why they exist. All it does is drop my grade in French

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          You mean masculine and feminine words? I don’t see what the point is.

          • Yeah. Like just… whyyyyy???? Words are not people. They dont have a concept of gender. Why would you make a language 2X more complicated by just randomly deciding that one word is a boy and one is a girl.

            As dumb as a language English is, at least we dont have them. Other than blonde/blond but ya know

    • MelloMori

      Because sexual dimorphism kinda cool? And edited because my eyes are shot.

      • Ultron

        I think Stars talking about the actual language. Like “La Casa,” not about biological naming and stuff.

        • MelloMori

          I kinda figured. As I said My eyes were shot at the time. Kind of a brain fart moment.

    • Ultron

      I’m assuming you’re talking about foreign languages? Yeah, it doesn’t make any fucking sense. Why do inanimate objects have to have gender pronouns. It’s dumb and is extra work

      • Chien… French word for dog. Masculine. So all dogs are male apparently? No, it is just a dumb language feature that makes no sense

        • SpectralSeraph

          The word for bra in french is masculine

          • The singular Kuppo™

            In Spanish too actually .-.

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      The only problem is the blatant lack of a pattern with the words. I wouldn’t mind so much if I could distinguish a masculine word and a feminine word right away.

      • Hugo Muiños

        I think it depends with the language… For exemple: In portuguese it’s really easy to tell apart masculine and feminine words.

        Usually feminine words ends with an A or E, while masculine ends with an O, E, I or U. It’s really intuitive once you’re a little familiar with the language.

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      Also, what are you learning in French right now? We’re learning about clothing and how to give opinions on it/other things.

      I didn’t mind the class last year but I’m so lost now.

      • I just started French 2 so we are just starting out with vocab and some review of etre and avoir

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          Ah. We did etre and avoir last year, but I honestly can’t remember any of it.

        • EarthenWarrior

          ahhhh French, The language of love and surrender

        • Golden_Monferno

          Some of the rules in French really throw people off sometimes, especially the masc./fem. words

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Atleast is not Latin where there are Masculine Femenine AND NEUTRAL pronouns and they’re hard to learn •~•

      • The singular Kuppo™

        Wait…. Nvm there aren’t any pronouns in Latin… But it’s HARD ;-;

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          There are pronouns, and they do change between genders.

          • The singular Kuppo™

            …….. Another example that shows that I’m bad in Latin :’v

  • zess
    • Ultron

      It’s still a pretty ugly green

    • SomeGuy

      That’s the same Green it’s been barring GSC

      • zess

        Really it looks light blue to me maybe even teal…

      • zess

        Whats GSC?

        • Ultron
          • EarthenWarrior

            ehhhh i kinda miss the simplicity of all gen 1-2 games

            Also the Throttle isn’t strong on FRLG and RSE

          • Ultron

            I do, but I don’t…

            Bought to play through LG though. I’m hyped

          • EarthenWarrior

            what’s your line up looking like

          • Ultron

            Good question. Probably gonna go with Squirtle cause it was my first starter.
            Blastoise
            Jolteon
            Nidoking
            Wigglytuff (Never used before so maybe?)
            Exeggutor
            Ninetails

          • zess

            Ok I thought it stood for something else.

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    I know this is a pokemon website, but what are the rules gonna be on spoilers when Breath of the Wild comes out? I’m getting it on release but with how open the world is someone here is gonna finish the game before me.

    • Ultron

      I’m probably not getting it till late this year when the switch is actually worth it to me, so if we could not do spoilers I’d appreciate it. Or use spoiler tags

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        I’ll definitely use spoiler tags if I talk about it here.

        I think things like “Wow, Calamity Ganon’s fight was pretty awesome” are fine though, right?

        • Ultron

          Yeah I mean we all know we fight ganon at some point xD

          • Plot twist: It’s Demise

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            That would only make sense if it was pre-OoT which it probably isn’t.

          • Healing Fae

            BoTW is definitely before OoT, as it has too much technology to be after (funnily enough skyward sword has the most technology but you have to “go back in time” to see it) my money is that its closer to Skyward sword than anything else, I’m a timeline junkie and follow it extensively and thats where all the clues point to it being, I think personally its set during the great war before OoT because of the certain spoilers that have come out about it.

          • EarthenWarrior

            It definitely seems to fall into the Hero is defeated timeline
            But it could be one of two reasons

            1-Link was killed and was put into a recovery stasis so to reseal ganon
            2-Link was successful but was forced into stasis so that his deeds may need revision

            We don’t know the whole story

          • Healing Fae

            We know for a fact it happens before OoT because the Sheikan tribe are still alive and well.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Actually no, so far all is currently left so far are the Shiekah Monks left behind in their shines which have clearly died but preserved their spirit so that they can assist link even through death

            We have not seen any actual living members of the Shiekah tribe at the moment, there is most likely a incarnation of Impa and that is probably all who is left

            (Hate to be this guy, but Nintendo has been porking us on about the concept that the Shiekah are basically extinct for quite some time now and I wouldn’t be surprised if they kept it that way)

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Well, we know that the Sheikah are simply banished in BotW… The tapestry on the back of the special edition map confirms that.

          • SomeGuy

            My bets are on child timeline post Twilight Princess and probably 4SA too.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Technology can flourish somewhere after OoT, there’s not really any proof of the contrary.

            If it’s based on something we already know, I think it’s gonna be Imprisoning War. The Japanese manual for ALttP says that Ganon took the form of a noxious gas that spread over Hyrule. What does Ganon look like in BotW? A noxious gas.

          • Healing Fae

            Honestly I thought on this long and hard last night, and have come to the conclusion that there are way too many contradictions that we know of already to place it, what you said is true but there are also many other things that point to it being pre-OoT (which truthfully I still think is the case).

            So basically from what we know right now, it is both pre-OoT and post-OoT… the only way we will know for sure is if nintendo tells us.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Explain Koroks, then.

          • Healing Fae

            Korok and the kokori are the same creature. They are a magical being that can change its appearance at will t suit their situation, if you’re trying to imply that their presence as Koroks determine where they fit in the timeline then the only place they could possibly fit would be the WW timeline, and we know they can’t fit in there because Gonondorf is defeated for good at the end of WW and the story before that says that he only returned once after the events of OoT and no hero ever showed up to defeat him resulting in the flooding of Hyrule by the gods, which rules out the Wind Waker timeline completely.

          • EarthenWarrior

            The timeline states that the events of Minish cap happened before oot
            https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–3NBwX5d0–/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j0yyebco7eqjpg.jpg
            Also one more little pet peeve

            I don’t really like how they’ve been relabeling Ganondorf as the Demon King, I remember when he had the very glorious title of King of Evil but that’s just me

          • Healing Fae

            Also they sheikan are not gone yet in BoTW, just banished. Which means that its most definitely before OoT unless they just retconned them dying out in OoT (Impa was the last).

            Im not coming for you, I’m just obsessed with the LoTZ

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Not the best source, but the zelda wiki says that it’s only implied they were nearly wiped out.

            For all we know they’re in OoT. Besides, they’re gonna be forced tor retcon something in BotW due to how awful the timeline is.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Its always Demise, he is chronologically the reoccurring embodiment of evil
            The entire goddess/hero bloodline is forever cursed to face an incarnation of his hate and fury, it will always exist

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Well, more specifically it’s the reincarnation of Demise’s hatred.

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes but a little deeper looking,
            say for example Ezlo’s cap corrupted Vaati and turned him evil with his evil wishes
            what if this can also be a example of his curse? that even faint whispers of evil corrupt somebody into committing evil as long as he or she is destined to cross paths with the Goddesses’s incarnation and the hero?

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            inb4 Ganon is Vaati in disguise

          • Vaati is cooler anyways

            http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/f/f5/Vaati_Hylian_Form_(The_Minish_Cap).png/revision/latest?cb=20090316034238

            The emo one not the eye ball

          • Ultron

            That’d be quite a twist 😮

          • EarthenWarrior

            actually no
            Vaati exists before Ganon

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            read his comment over again very carefully and think about what you just said

          • EarthenWarrior

            *Blinks several time*

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            *times

          • EarthenWarrior

            bite me

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Then I’ll get charged for assault.

          • EarthenWarrior

            i can’t lose

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            but it’s totally Ganon in the imprisoning war

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            My prediction is calamity Zelda.

    • Daedardus

      Every single drop of spoiler = banned for life

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    jared knows he screwed up http://i.imgur.com/ZfBRbQn.jpg

    • ShinyXatu

      The Nintendo Ninjas are coming to getcha!

    • I need to watch more ProJared he’s awesome

  • EarthenWarrior

    well i gotta work tomarra
    good night buttholes

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      ill b rite there bby

      • EarthenWarrior

        Mmmrrrrrowl

  • Ultron

    Trade evolutions are just evil. Like I would put gengar on my leafgreen team, but it’s impossible to evolve it.

    • Game shark codes fam

      • Ultron

        I’d need a gameshark tho

    • Chaos

      Hmmm…I wonder if they will introduce an NPC that we can do trade evolutions with.

      Kind of defeats the purpose of connectivity and all, but it would help immensely.

      • Ultron

        That would, but they never will

  • Golden_Monferno
    • I really love the Jynx evo

      • Golden_Monferno

        It would’ve been the perfect evolution for it

      • Ultron

        Still want it… :/

    • The singular Kuppo™

      The Sableye’s evolution looks cool and I really like the Absol’s Evo ( even though it looks like a masculine contrapart than an Evo)

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      No… no Heracross pre-evo!

    • Awesome Waffles

      Looking back, that Absol ego ended up coming true…in a way.
      Also, I loved the Beetle Bro preevos.

  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    Wake me up

    • Can’t wake up

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Wake me up inside
      I CAN’T WAKE UP
      Wake me up inside
      SAVE ME

    • EarthenWarrior

      Before ya go go

  • UnburdenedLegume

    So, James catches a Mareanie.

    • Chaos

      Well, can’t say it doesn’t suit him.

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Nope but its still an interesting choice. Really thought he’d get a Sandygast

    • The Victory Kurusu!

      Nuuuu Ash caught no Mudbray

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Prima-Azuril
  • ….hey… Game freak… Put this in DP remakes

    https://youtu.be/SWa3RgEOjOg

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Ultron

      I hope this comes to the Switch..

      • EarthenWarrior

        It should be,

        • UnburdenedLegume

          Isn’t it PS4 & XB1 exclusive?

          • EarthenWarrior

            No, they are making it for Steam, Ps4, XB1 and soon to be Switch
            They stopped making it for the Wii U though

  • SpectralSeraph

    That moment you want to post fanmon idea and than life dicks you so much that you can’t post em,,,

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      ?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Never heard of that, never be afraid to flaunt your ideas,
      I post a Fakemon nearly everyday regardless of consquences

      • SpectralSeraph

        I wanna but life sucks

  • EarthenWarrior

    Damn it…I don’t have enough Normal types in my region I need like 2-3 more to fill the quota
    And one I’ve been wanting to experiment with is a ditto like cellular Pokemon
    Amorphix
    The Cell Pkm
    Normal
    Protean
    This Pokemon consists of a large simple clear magenta sphere with two long tear drop shaped digit less arms, and a pair for legs, and a very long eyestalk with a black bead embedded in the top that serve as an eye, there is a red and blue fluid that travels through its body
    “A bizzare Pokemon that can restructure its soft jiggly body into a variety of shapes and forms, it watches other Pokemon fight from afar and tries to mimic and learn moves”

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Is this based off of embryonic stem cells? 😮

      • EarthenWarrior

        Kinda, I just want a putty blob cell that’s sole gimmick is just Protean changing its type to whatever it decides to throw at ya, it can learn a bizzare amount of moves, mimic, counter, mirror coat, recover, reflect type, acid armor, amnesia the works with a solid 90 in each stat

        Sorry if its borderline ditto/kecleon but this Pokemon is just what it is (truefully this was one of my Spore creatures from a while back)

    • SpectralSeraph

      Would be a perfect normal/psychic

      • EarthenWarrior

        Nope, pure normal

    • Ultron

      I need to start drawing again..

    • EarthenWarrior

      The foreheads aren’t monolithic sun blockers
      Huzahs are in order!

      • I watched this video about proportions and varying body types and stuff in drawing and it literally changed my style over night

        • EarthenWarrior

          Very good,
          Maybe later I’ll finally finish Stox, Moontha and Jacker for this bug warriors idea I had

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Literally the only usage Bruxish has, is being a breed slave for Psychic Fangs Sharpedo

    • Golden_Monferno

      It is a very sad fate for the water/psychic fish

      • UnburdenedLegume

        Yep yep. I really like the typing but its just beyond useless.

        • Golden_Monferno

          Plus it has a pretty ugly design imo

  • SpectralSeraph

    Okay! Today I’ll try to post them!

    • Chaos

      Ok

  • Deerlia

    I got big news!
    2002, a young artist rises to draw a comic for the very first time…
    2017, That artist… is still going~
    That’s right, it’s my 15th Artiversary this year~
    I plan on celebrating this year by doing tons of art, when i got something to share, i will~

    Thanks to everyone here and all my fan’s support over the years!

    • Evelynegdewitt

      Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj347d:
      On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
      !mj347d:
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  • Alyssa Dunn

    i found a minior in the grass

  • Prima-Azuril

    When @Holymachineryofdestruction:disqus don’t laugh at your pics, it feels like https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1ed4aa159d5ee5de80b90c6b25892152d78d9635b7859dcd2c900b11b5b4201.png

    • SpectralSeraph

      I don’t think anyone laughs at them my guy

      • Prima-Azuril

        Wow that’s a very assumptive comment first you assume people’s humours then you assume my gender! Well I-never! – slams virtual door –

        • SpectralSeraph

          i call everyone my guy
          I ain’t assuming ya gender milady.

          • Prima-Azuril

            I know that it was just a joke 😛

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Don’t worry pal, when you actually post something funny I will probably laugh 😉

      • Prima-Azuril

        I have a feeling on writing a really good rebuttal to that but to spare your feelings I won’t.

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      I laugh more at the reactions then the images

      • Prima-Azuril

        That’s quite sad actually.

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          The images are sad

    • KILL THEM NOOOO

  • SpectralSeraph

    Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that I threw a game cause I forgot Phero had beast boost…

  • The Victory Kurusu!

    Well time to make evolution names for Platilly and Elesap wish me luck

  • EarthenWarrior

    1v1 is being a total dick again, nothing but z-moves and legends

  • UnburdenedLegume

    You can now register for the Alola Friendly, registration grants 50 BP

  • zess

    Is the chat like this for anyone else? Idk why it’s showing posts from two days ago rather than the most recent posts. I’m on mobile btw. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ffe09fd6ab2d8f5980f5e1169cb0f5fe07a16b7ef331c2a849badb149479c8f4.png

  • EarthenWarrior
  • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    https://youtu.be/pdTNzqzsj9A

    Most underlooked pokemon theme imo

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Ugh Rockruff is so annoying to shiny hunt for…..It’s constant Sand Attack is so annoying and has my Smeargle missing left and right. It’s making the hunt twice as long as it needs to be….lol

    • Snazzy EastGovnah

      get a fearow it can learn false swipe

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        That requires me to give up on this battle tho….I’m already 156 encounters in. I don’t want to stop just to have to start over again lol

        • Snazzy EastGovnah

          just trying to help lol

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            No it’s no problem you’re right…….I have Solgaleo with me, but it’s low on health and I didn’t bring a lot of healing items with me as I never anticipated needing it lol

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Cutiefly hunting made me emo tbh, stun spore spam is Satan

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        Oh that sounds evil lol

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Alright screw it I give up. I’ll come back to Rockruff when I’m better prepared. Time to hunt for something else lol

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhh an hour and 13 minutes left
    God work is sooooooooo boring, I rather be home either playing Minecraft or finishing breeding Muks

    I also want to plan the perfect Switch Day with Breath of the wild
    -arranging a day off from work
    -case of gallons
    -Fruit Salad
    -Cheetos Puffs [economy size]
    -neutralize distractions (chores, dogs, parentals)
    -big ass chair or couch
    -hook up surround sound
    -pepe jugs and a shittin’ bucket

    Anything else?

    • Ultron

      Please tell me the last is a joke.

      You need to wake up early though.

      • EarthenWarrior

        I wake up early every morning
        Besides I pre-ordered it, so they gotta honor it

  • Ultron

    Dodrio, Wigglytuff, or Hitmonlee for my last slot in Leafgreen?
    Blastoise
    Raichu
    Marowak
    Victreebell
    Ninetails

    • Ultron

      Nevermind, doing mr mime.

      • The Victory Kurusu!

        Nuuuuuuu! You need a Flyer go for Trio of Dodo’s

    • Wigglytuff!!

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Yoom-tah!

  • Prima-Azuril

    I’m officially closing off my openness here, I thought at least 1 person would enjoy it but no. I guess I’m just a useless human since I don’t give anything useful.

    • ??

    • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      Jesus Christ no need to be such a drama queen. I don’t know if it’s because of young age or a mental variance, but people aren’t always going to agree with you and we don’t always understand you

      • Prima-Azuril

        Well you’re right with the mental variance, is it my fault I got anxiety disorder?

        • TheNintendoChip

          I can count at least 3 psychological disorders that I’m confident I have, including generalized anxiety disorder. Using your mental health issues as a scapegoat isn’t really acceptable, because the rest of us are at least trying to handle it.

          • Prima-Azuril

            I You’re right plus I’m sure it’s a minor version of it like having false anxiety.

        • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Nobody’s saying having anxiety is your fault, and tbh nobody here knew about it before you just said it.

          • Prima-Azuril

            Wouldn’t me talking about having sleeping issues given a hint?

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            No, because sleeping issues is something that anyone can experience. For example, I’m p much an insomniac and I have no recorded mental health issues (had a misdiagnosis I think is caused by undiagnosed ADHD but tbh I’m not going to go in on that)

          • Prima-Azuril

            Actually I jumped to conclusions WAY to early, I don’t even know if I have anxiety disorder. I’m having weird symptoms like sleeping issues, heart palpitations, and feeling a bit anxious, but it’s probably something normal.

          • The Victory Kurusu!

            It can cause it sooo. I also normally think lots of people have anxiety

    • The singular Kuppo™

      Not again… How many times have you wrote something similar every time anyone disagrees with you?

    • Prima-Azuril

      You know what forget it I immediately regretted saying that, this was FAR from what I expected in my mind. Apologizes everyone, forget everything I said in the previous comment, just nonsense and nothing to take serious.

      • TheNintendoChip

        Don’t worry about it. No harm done 🙂

        • Prima-Azuril

          Thanks, I also apologize for @Holymachineryofdestruction:disqus and Spectral for going overboard and defensive with my own jokes shouldn’t have gone that far.

  • Prima-Azuril

    I apologize everyone I’ve been feeling EXTREMELY weird for the past few weeks, I don’t know why and I hate it, and sorry for this, I’m for some reason even more easily irritated. I wish I could figure out the problem.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Just calm down
      Have a wank (or rub)
      And take a nap

      • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง
        • EarthenWarrior

          Dude needs to regulate his body, obviously a decent does of stress anxieties
          Ergo he just needs a tug to ease his body with some nurochemicals

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            But sometimes you need to let yourself worry and panic to get over it

          • EarthenWarrior

            Who said that load of bull, so you’d rather have him just be a nervous wreck instead giving him the opportunity to have a better eased mindset to address the issue without running himself crazy?

          • I Dinnae Ken Anyhin ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            You have to experience hardships