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Nintendo’s presentation for the Switch will be starting SOON and you can watch it right here at PokéJungle!

  • Switch will be region-free
  • Battery life rated between 2.5-6.5 hours, uses usb port
  • Joycon controllers come in different color variations
  • Launches March 3 for $299

Games

  • 1 2 Switch: Micro-game style title (Launch)
  • ARMS: Fighting game
  • Splatoon 2 (Summer)
  • Super Mario Odyssey (Holiday 2017)

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Paul studied journalism just to write better articles about Pokémon. He still resides in Tokyo, Japan.
  • Ben

    The NX is almost here!!

  • Dicie

    HYPE

  • MewMew

    This is gonna be interesting, can’t wait to see what they show us!

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    HYPE HYPE HYPE

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    SO MUCH HYPE RN!

  • IT’S LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Healing Fae

    My hype is over 9000

  • Don’t expect new Smash characters, that’s a promise. 🙂

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Sakurai dont crush their dreams

      • Remember the time I crushed their dreams about Chrom..? Then I pretended Mewtwo was coming out only to reveal it was Greninja?

        Ah, that felt so good.

  • Ben

    My predictions:

    – New Ice Climber game
    – 5 new Smash characters
    – Virtual Boy Game Collection on eshop
    – Nintendo and Rare team up for big new Battletoads/Mario game.

    • Healing Fae

      Rare is dead, Playtonic is the future

      • Ben

        I’m completely joking on all of these xD Though I wouldn’t mind the first two…

        • Healing Fae

          Oh sorry I thought you were serious

      • Rare is not dead. Rare’s still making cool games…

        Like KINECT SPORTS! Dohohohoho!

        • Healing Fae

          … so yeah, as I was saying. lol

  • EU people are probably injecting caffeine right now to stay awake

  • EarthenWarrior

    LETS PARTY HARDY PEOPLES YEOW

  • Pokemania88

    LETS DO THIIIISSSSSSSS SO FREAKING READY

  • I WANT MY MOTHER 3 NOW

    • EarthenWarrior

      I WANT MY MARIO GAME THAT DOESN’T SUCK

  • Daedardus

    This stream is one big rave party.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      they know how hyped we are so party time

    • EarthenWarrior

      except this one wasn’t tortuously prolonged
      COUGH SONIC COUGH

    • Healing Fae

      with out the E (although I’m sure there are some people on it)

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Ugh….The Twitch stream is slightly ahead of the YouTube Stream (as usual) but it keeps pausing itself most likely due to how many people are watching lol

  • I’m so perked up right now, I’m basically dancing around the couch

  • EarthenWarrior

    Guzzling Dew like a mad bear

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    10 more minutes!

    • Daedardus

      Drop the bombs Kimishima

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        I will!

    • KIMISHIMA JUST WALK OUT I CAN’T TAKE THIS

  • It’d be funny if Kimishima EastGovnah was the actual Kimishima, and he walked out with a laptop showing PokeJungle

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      oops my cover was blown!

  • Monkeyfuzz
  • Ben

    Doctor: “There’s something going on with your body…”
    Me: “What is it, doc??”
    “….it’s REGGIE.”

    *rave lights and airhorns go off*

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Oh hai guys

  • Daedardus

    This’ll be me in two months: http://i.imgur.com/kXWjpPU.jpg

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Karen: 😀

    • “We can go DRINKING and have CONVERSATIONS while playing this stupid Nintendo thing, okay!”

    • TheReece25

      xDDD

  • Freshpax

    Totally stoked for this!!!! While we wait maybe check out my channel 😀 https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Freshpax

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    168,020 people watching rn on youtube

  • Daedardus

    There’s even free wifi at the event!

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      woah free wifi!

      • Daedardus

        Well, yeah at Microsoft press conferences, you need Xbox Live Gold to go on the internet.

    • Pokemania88

      Haha I saw th

      • Pokemania88

        *that

  • Golden_Monferno

    5 more minutes!!

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Lol, I wake up in 4am just to see this XD

  • 3 MINUTES GUYS

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Switchmas chat?

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      you wanna head there?

  • AND WE DESERVE EACHOTHER DONT YOU SEE THIS IS OUR CHANCE?

    WE DESERVE EACHOTHER, DONT WE SWITCH

    YA KNOW WHAT? LETS SWITCH

    WHAT!?

    LETS SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCHHH

    • HA HA HA HA YEAH

      • Pokemania88

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha YEAH YEAH

    • SWITCHING THROUGH LIFE
      MEMEING AND HYPING
      AND ALWAYS LOSING COOL

    • Ben

      WHY DO YOU SWITCH LIKE YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      LET’S SWIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH 😀

  • Daedardus

    Merry Switchmas everyone!

  • EarthenWarrior
  • EarthenWarrior

    I miss you Lizzie….

  • Monkeyfuzz

    You all think you’re Reggie, this guy was BORN Reggie http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/181/752/532.gif

  • Daedardus

    Stream intensifies…

  • IT’S HAPPENING GUYS

  • Pokemania88

    Alright imma leave. See ya in an hour!!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Gentlemen are you ready FOR NINTENDO SWITCH?

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Yep

  • Ok I’ll go back on cautious hype instead of unbridled hype.

    So disappointment will not only hit me less hard just in case, but amazement will hit me harder…

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    THE COUNTDOWN!!!!

  • Ben

    I’m so excited to see the interface!!!

  • A COUNTDOWN

  • Dicie

    LETS GO

  • Pokemania88

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Almost there

  • EarthenWarrior

    MY LOINS

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    ALMOST THERE. I love you all

  • The band better be L’arc en Ciel…

  • The Kirby Kurusu

    Sorry I must sleep Goodnight y’all see ya tomorrow

  • ZERO

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    *click*

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    THE CLICK 😀

  • Ben

    <3 the click

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    is that me ?

  • I’M TOO HYPED

  • Daedardus

    The voice over is decent at least!

  • ShinyXatu

    OH MY GOD MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 10

  • EarthenWarrior

    MARCH 3RD

  • MARCH 3RD WHAT

  • Ben

    THE 3RD

  • Ben

    WTFF 😀

  • Daedardus

    Even earlier :0

  • ShinyXatu

    $299 I KNEW IT

    • MelloMori

      So Happy!

  • Pokemania88

    YUP

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    THE PRICE IS GOOD

  • 300 DOLLARS

  • ShinyXatu

    THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

  • Ben

    Uh oh…

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Why do I have to check 🙁

  • Dicie

    MARCH 3
    300 DOLLARS
    I LOVE MY LIFE

  • ShinyXatu

    PAID ONLINE

    • Dicie

      aw

    • Daedardus

      Meh, 🙁

    • I approve of paid online though. It means it’s gotta be better.

  • FALL 2017 IS WHEN IT’S PAID
    THAT’S LIKE HALF A YEAR

  • ShinyXatu

    REGION LOCKING IS GONE EIBEBZIENDHXH

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    NO MORE REGION LOCKING

  • IT’S REGION FREEE

  • The snap tho

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Didn’t i look handsome?

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Your glasses didn’t shine enough tho

    • Who’s this new guy? Are you betraying me? Why am I not the one talking right now!?

  • SpectralSeraph

    SNAP CRACKLE POP RICE CRISPIES

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    MOTION CONTROLS CONFIRMED?

  • SWITCH IS ULTRON CONFIRMED
    IT HAZ ALL THE FEATURES

  • EarthenWarrior

    NINTENDO SWITCH IS SEVEN WEEKS AWAY STARTING TOMORROW

  • ShinyXatu

    ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

  • SpectralSeraph

    I NEED IT

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    MARIO KART

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    BATTLE MODE FIXED

    • EarthenWarrior

      YEAH HUG ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        HUG ME BROTHA

      • SpectralSeraph

        (Hugs)

    • But are there actual battle maps? They look like they’re still on the regular tracks…

  • Dicie

    ouch on the battery life

    • 2 1/2 – 6 is not quite bad…

    • Daedardus

      It’s the same as the 3DS though.

      • MelloMori

        a New 3ds pushed to its limits had on average a 4 hour battery. That included playing an intense game in 3d with max brightness. 3 hours average isn’t very good.

  • ShinyXatu

    MARIO KART CONFIRMED (DUH)

  • MelloMori

    3 Hour battery average, meh.

  • 16 JOYCONS

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    8 player smash with 8 screens! i can see this happening

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      I would love to see that

  • Dicie

    the only thing i’m slightly concerned about is the size of those Joy-Cons… especially if you have big hands like me ;~;

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    I NEED THIS NOW!

  • Dicie

    CAPTURE VIDEO AND PICTURES WHATHASLKJA:LDS

  • MelloMori

    Amiibo scanning in Joycon!

  • GYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • EarthenWarrior

    Sharing the Joy

  • ShinyXatu

    The Joycons totally blow my mind, now that I think about it

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      its amazing, im sold

  • Dicie

    TWO CONTROLLERS YES

    • Daedardus

      Left and right though.

  • His big hands on that controller are making me a bit less nervous

  • ShinyXatu

    OH MY GOD HES A MAGICIAN

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    tis the switchmas to share the joy

  • Dicie

    COLORS

  • ShinyXatu

    THATS SO COOL, COLORS

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    COLORS OMG

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    COLORS!!!!

  • MelloMori

    Straps are back my Boyz!

  • EarthenWarrior

    GASSSp *whispers* lil wristraps =)

  • dat strap for those rage people

  • Here’s your friendly reminder to never stop refreshing Amazon…

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      they wont put it up during the stream

  • ShinyXatu

    This guy is going to be a meme

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      i feel it

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      I think he already is

  • ShinyXatu

    HD RUMBLE

  • THIS MAGIC

  • EarthenWarrior

    they are wizards….i will kill anyone at their command

  • SpectralSeraph

    THIS IS TOO GOOD FOR WORDS
    (Please don’t let their be a catch)

  • MelloMori

    HD rumble. good. Very good.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    GAMES FINALLY

  • ShinyXatu

    RED STEEL?

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Its high noon

  • ShinyXatu

    HAHAHA WHAT

  • Pokemania88

    WHAT

  • The next warioware will have glass filling minigames…

  • Daedardus

    4cha leak real!

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    the leak game list is real then from 4chan

    • SpectralSeraph

      WAIT WHAT WAS THE LIST??

    • ShinyXatu

      Oh crap, PLEASE DONT POST IT, I DIDNT SEE IT

      • Dicie

        WHATHWHASTHLAKHJLASKJDL:AWJKda

  • Pokemania88

    Wut is this

  • MelloMori

    1 2 Switch looks clean.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Mmkay then, doesn’t appeal to me but it looks fun for casual people.

  • ShinyXatu

    That is cool, except I don’t play games with anyone locally.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I wanna see more popular IPs.

  • Daedardus

    This guy needs better fitting pants.

    • Pokemania88

      Oml

  • Dicie
    • Daedardus

      Three first party killers is garbage apparantly.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    these smash graphics need to stop getting good

  • ShinyXatu

    They’re really playing mind tricks with us.

  • Daedardus

    what?

  • EarthenWarrior

    PUNCHING THINGS

  • ShinyXatu

    PUNCH OUT REINCARNATE

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    What anime is this?

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Is this project giant robot?

  • ShinyXatu

    Okay, this is not what I expected AT ALL

  • MelloMori

    Ora Ora Ora! the game!

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    That was unexpected

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    EVO 2017

  • Daedardus

    I foresense many broken tv and lamps.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Just like the Wii :v

  • ShinyXatu

    OH HELL YEAH, I’M INTO THAT

    • Pokemania88

      Samee Thoo

  • Hey it’s D.va!

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Actually looks really fun

  • EarthenWarrior
  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    I cant wait for the spin off… legs

    • Daedardus

      And for the adult version… nope, not going to make that joke.

  • I think this guy is the director of Splatoon…

  • ShinyXatu

    GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEW SPLATOON

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Poor amputees

  • MelloMori

    So its Wii Boxing with more depth. Sounds good to me.

  • ShinyXatu

    Spring Man for SMASH ANYONE?

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Ribbon girl tho

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I mean they used Corrin as an ad

  • Daedardus

    This’ll burn 700 kcal in one hour I think.

  • ShinyXatu

    OH MY GOD

  • Pokemania88

    SPLATOON

  • ShinyXatu

    ITS SPLATOON 2

    • InfinityD4

      Splat2n

  • EarthenWarrior

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Daedardus

    I’m a squid now!

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    IM SO HPYED FOR THIS

  • ShinyXatu

    MY STREAM IS KILLING ITSELF

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Tracer in splatoon?

  • Pokemania88

    Game

  • ShinyXatu

    IM DEAD ALREADY AND ITS BEEN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES

  • Pokemania88

    Game plain is gonna have a hell of a lot of work

  • ShinyXatu

    ITS CALLED SPLATOON 2 HOLY SHIT

    • InfinityD4

      I was hoping for super splatoon or Splat2oon

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    they literally just made a whole smash moveset

  • EarthenWarrior

    my penis cannot be more erect

    • InfinityD4

      gross.

    • Serenotic

      Is that why I felt a disturbance in the force?

      • TheReece25

        The force is being penetrated ~’😮

        • Sharondbennett

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj319d:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !mj319d:
          ➽➽
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  • Daedardus

    What’s this voice over guy..

    • SpectralSeraph

      He doesn’t even care XD

      • SpectralSeraph

        Why, I dunno

      • InfinityD4

        He’s a Translator… he sounds like he’s losing his voice too.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      He’s not in the mood RN XD

    • He’s a scientist

  • SpectralSeraph

    DUAL WIELD

  • ShinyXatu

    I AM GOING INSANE RIGHT NOW. SPLATOON 2 + ARMS FOR EVO, AND I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    so pro controller with gyro controls confirmed?

  • Pokemania88

    Oooooooohhhh

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Voice over guy why

  • Daedardus

    summer 🙁

    • TheReece25

      It’s not like we were going outside then anyways. .

  • ShinyXatu

    I AM SO SORRY I STOPPED PLAYING YOU SPLATOON, I WILL PLAY SPLATOON 2 RELIGIOUSLY

    • InfinityD4

      I will buy splatoon 2 because i never had a good chnace to pick up 1.

  • Healing Fae

    That voiceover doe

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    SPLATOON….. 2

  • InfinityD4

    new donk city?
    mario?

  • ShinyXatu

    BEHEHSSHHSHSHSBWUEHBSHSUSBWUSBDBEISBDHDDBBDBDJDJDBSDBSHEBDIDJDIDBDUDHDBDDBDIDHDBDDBDH

  • Pokemania88

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    MARIO WTF

  • ShinyXatu

    BE STIPL MY HEART

  • Daedardus

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • InfinityD4

    MARIO’S BACK IN NEW YORK!

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    YES MARIO!!!

  • SpectralSeraph

    I WANT IT

  • ShinyXatu

    IM GOI G TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

  • EarthenWarrior

    AHHHHHHHHRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PENIS RIPPED

  • Pokemania88

    ITS BEAUTIFUL

  • ShinyXatu

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I CANT TAKE THE HYPE ANY MORE

  • InfinityD4

    NORMALLY PROPORTIONED PEOPLE?

  • Mario finally has an open world game. Can I jack cars?

  • ShinyXatu

    STILL CANT BELIEVE MY EYES

  • MewMew

    Lets ago, Mario is in the city bois!

  • ShinyXatu

    ITS BEAUTIFUL

  • Pokemania88

    WUT

  • ShinyXatu

    IT IS SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY

  • Daedardus

    amazing!

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    im sold….. IM SOLD TAKE MY MONEY RN

  • InfinityD4

    ODYSSEY? IS MARIO GOING TO GET LOST FOR LIKE 20 YEARS TRYING TO COME HOME FROM THE WAR?

  • Dicie

    THAT WAS AMAZING

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    THIS LOOKS SO FUN

  • ShinyXatu

    I NEED SUPER DOUBLE CAPS RIGHT NOW, CAPS DOESNT DO IT FOR ME

  • So it’s not a rabbids game… they just happen to have rabbit villains…

  • SpectralSeraph

    I NEED IT

  • ShinyXatu

    THIS IS THE NEW SUPER MARIO 64, MARK MY DAMN WORDS

  • ShinyXatu

    ITS COMING IN 2017 MY BOYS

  • InfinityD4

    MONOLITH SOFT

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    i need to see some launch

  • ShinyXatu

    PLEASE STOP, JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

  • InfinityD4

    I’N NOW WONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MONOLITH AND PLATINUM MADE A GAME TOGETHER.

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Yasinori mitsune?

  • InfinityD4

    LEVIAS?

  • ShinyXatu

    INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS NOW

  • InfinityD4

    IT’S A FUCKING SKY WHALE

  • ShinyXatu

    XENOBLADE 2 WHAT?

    • InfinityD4

      SO CHRONICLES X IS 1.5?

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    NO OF COURSE I DIDNT WET MY PANTS

  • Dicie

    XENOBLADE?!

  • ShinyXatu

    THIS IS THE BEST EVENT NINTENDO HAS EVER HA

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    NEW WARRIOR?

  • MewMew

    Omg YES! looks so beautiful <33

  • InfinityD4

    FE!

  • SpectralSeraph

    HOLY SHIT THE LIST DIDN’T MENTION THIS!!!

  • MelloMori

    Fire emblem!!!!!!

  • SpectralSeraph

    I WANT

  • InfinityD4

    FALCHION?

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    THIS IS BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED

  • InfinityD4

    FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS!

  • Dicie

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • ShinyXatu

    NOOOO, NOT ENOUGH FIRST PARTY

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    SERIOUSLY IM ALMOST CRYING

  • MelloMori

    Welp I’m done. Nintendo has sold me on the switch. Give me my fire emblem and Xenoblade chronicles 2.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      My two favorite series outside Pokemon!

  • InfinityD4

    HEROES 1 AND 2… LIKE ROCKET SLIME? WHICH WAS 2

  • MelloMori

    Atlus?!?

  • InfinityD4

    SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI OH MY MEGAMI

  • NO PLEASE WIFI DON’T RUN OUT OF BANDWIDTH… I MUST SEE IT ALL…

  • MelloMori

    interesting from square

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Octopus travels!!

    • EarthenWarrior

      Octodad 3 CONFIRMED

      • InfinityD4

        SERIOUSLY WHAT HAPPENED TO OCTODAD?

  • TheReece25

    I’ve always wanted to play that game where u run around town rolling everything into a ball…. maybe well get one of those again.. I’m a very simple being 😃
    Or was that ps..

  • InfinityD4

    SO SMT 5 IS JUST SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI?

    • It just says “Shin Megami Tensei series latest entry”, they may not decide to name it “5” or whatever subtitle.

  • Dicie

    so there’s more than what the list says… WHOOO

    • SpectralSeraph

      PLEASE LET POKKEN COME REMASTERED

  • ShinyXatu

    SONIC 2017

    • InfinityD4

      SEGA OWNS ATLUS TOO AND I LOVE THEM BOTH

  • MelloMori

    Sanic Time!!!!

    • InfinityD4

      SONIKKU ZA HARINEZUMI

  • ShinyXatu

    OH NEVER MIND

  • Daedardus

    If you focus you can hear the passion in its voice.

  • ShinyXatu

    IM SO GLAD I DIDNT BUY SKYRIM RECENTLY

    • InfinityD4

      I GOT THE HD VERSION FREE ON STEAM FOR HAVING THE ORIGINAL.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    skyrim 😀

  • CoolGlaceon

    80 games in active development for the Switch damn

  • ShinyXatu

    IM SHAKING LIKE A PUPPY BECAUSE IM THINKING ABOUT THE SURPRISE AT THE END

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      BotW 2

    • EarthenWarrior

      I KNOW THEY’RE JUST GONNA BLOW OUR LITTLE MINDS

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    This console has so many RPGs 😀

  • MelloMori

    Suda51!!!! The legend is here!

  • Pokemania88

    Lol wut

  • ShinyXatu

    Poor voiceover guy

  • Daedardus

    Can’t they hire a better translator?

  • InfinityD4

    NMH 3?

  • InfinityD4

    DON’T THEY TEACH ENGLISH IN JAPAN?

    • It’s not mandatory.

      • InfinityD4

        I’m just saying since it’s pretty common in anime and video games that take place in highschool i’ve seen.

        • Well it’s optional just like foreign language courses in the US, you can pick English. 🙂

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    RIP translator’s job

    • You’re Reggie, you know what you can do with this guy, right?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Kick his ass and take his name.

  • ShinyXatu

    SOMEONE GET THE TRANSLATOR A MOIST TOWELETTE

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Moist Rowlet!!

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    The only person not exited for the switch is this voiceover

  • Ben

    He should just start making up random translations completely irrelevant to the presentation.

  • ShinyXatu

    THAT MAN IS HUGE

  • InfinityD4

    SOEDERLAND?

  • This is a disaster

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Why?

      • The freaking translator

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Oh yeah he’s drunk or something lol

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        Still no mother 3

    • ShinyXatu

      SPLATOON 2

  • MelloMori

    Ea? Well its time for some hate.

  • Ben

    Translator: Oh thank goodnesss he speaks English :’)

  • Daedardus

    Is this man huge or is bill a dwarf?

  • Pokemania88

    Please have madden

  • InfinityD4

    EA HAS SOMETHING, I HATE AND LOVE EA BECAUSE THEY GAVE US TODDLERS TODAY.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      THEY ADDED THEM

  • Daedardus

    Why don’t they have Bill translating everything?

  • ShinyXatu

    UBISOFT IS PROBABLY COMING UP

  • Pokemania88

    Please madden please madden

  • Even Mother 3 couldn’t save this. Omg.
    Excited for Mario is Missing 2 and Spla2n though

    • SpectralSeraph

      XENO 2 EXCITES ME TO NO END

    • Pokemania88

      Wait this is amazing!!!!!

      • I have never had my hype drop so fast

        • Pokemania88

          Really?

          • Yeah. I’m excited for these games but between the translator, the cringy skits Anschluss the 3rd party people in just not that excited

  • Get out!

    Fifa was already on 3DS…

  • ShinyXatu

    It’s just the 3rd party segment guys, chill out. There’s more from Nintendo themselves.

    • InfinityD4

      I wonder what would happen if nintendo absorbed Sega and Therefore Atlus?

  • InfinityD4

    NO SPORTS
    MORE GAMES

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    FIFA is only popular in Europe

    • Daedardus

      Madden only in the US.

  • Fifa is actually fun imo

  • I don’t miss Nintendo love presentations. Let’s stick to directs guys

  • Dicie

    How long is this presentation?

  • ShinyXatu

    THAT CANT BE IT, HE SAID “HIS PORTION”

  • Dicie

    XENOVERSEEEE

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    XENOVERSE 2

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Don’t be over!!!

  • ShinyXatu

    I JUST SAW BOMBERMAN

  • Rayman Legends!

  • VC

  • ShinyXatu

    THEY HAVENT CONFIRMED MARIO KART YET

  • Street Fighter

  • Minecraft

  • FUCKING

  • SpectralSeraph

    Please don’t end ;~;

  • I saw REAL battle mode tracks! NOW I’m stoked for Mario Kart 8 update.

  • ShinyXatu

    NOOOOOOOO, IT CANT BE OVER

  • OH WOW PRODUCT CONFIGURATIONS NEVERMIND THIS PRESENTATION IS SAVED

  • Pokemania88

    I saw 2k18!!!!!

  • SpectralSeraph

    I hate life…

  • Dicie

    I thought there were 2 controllers ;~;

  • ShinyXatu

    IM GETTING THE RED AND BLUE ONE

  • Am I the only one salty here?

    • SpectralSeraph

      Nope, I am too…

    • It seems so. <3

      • We have 3 minutes left and we have 2 games of interest. I swear to god

        • SpectralSeraph

          Pretty much

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          They need to talk about launch more

        • For you I guess. But I’m stoked for more than that…

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      It’s been great but I don’t want it to be over….

  • ShinyXatu

    But there has to be a surprise at the end ;_(

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I’m up!!

    • ShinyXatu

      WHATS UP

  • MelloMori

    Rundun. Lord I love Japanese people speaking English. That makes me smile so much, and I know I’m a horrible person for liking it.

  • InfinityD4

    REGGIE PLEASE SAVE US

  • Pokemania88

    REGGIE MA BOIII

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    So will be Red/Blue Joycons be sold not with the console?

  • Reggie give us Mother 3!

  • SpectralSeraph

    Ey, REGGIEgigas

  • InfinityD4

    WHY 6 6 6?

    • TheReece25

      What’s 666?

      • InfinityD4

        I SWEAR I SAW 3 6’S IN REGGIE’S SUBTITLES

  • Yeah this is what I expected

  • ShinyXatu

    WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS ZELDA???????

  • SpectralSeraph

    (Depressed)

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Smash jingle soon!

  • ShinyXatu

    Oh.

  • InfinityD4

    BOTW

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Btw where’s smash ?

  • Ok finally

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    SNEAKY NINTENDO EMPLOYEES HUH

  • InfinityD4

    REGGIE SAVED US?

  • SpectralSeraph

    EY ITS ME

  • Pokemania88

    OM

  • ShinyXatu

    THIS IS AWESOME

  • Pokemania88

    THE GIFFFF

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    thats the nintendo NY store

  • InfinityD4

    ANOUMA-SAN

  • Stop

    • SpectralSeraph

      Oh my god…

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    But where’s Karen?

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Here it comes!!!!!!

  • SpectralSeraph

    OH MY GOD!?

  • InfinityD4

    WE HAVE A TREEHOUSE IN THE MORNING.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    I thought it was future Schiggy that jumped out.

  • ShinyXatu

    THE BIG SURPRISE IS THE ZELDA RELEASE DATE?

    I’m okay with that. It’s gorgeous.

    • InfinityD4

      PLEASE BE LAUNCH

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    this looks amazing

  • I’M GETTING SWITCH FOR THIS, WHEVER THIS RELEASES

  • TOWNS AND VILLAGES CONFIRMED

  • ShinyXatu

    THIS GAME IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

  • BEST GAME EVER CREATED

  • InfinityD4

    AND IT’S THE LAUNCH TITLE

  • ShinyXatu

    HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPP

  • Zelda is so pretty omg

  • Finally, NPCs!

  • SpectralSeraph

    HOLY HELL ITS LAUNCH

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Now I’m excited for botw

  • IT HAS VOICE ACTING YES

  • Dicie

    ITS A LAUNCH TITLE FUCK YEAH

  • Pokemania88

    It’s over

  • InfinityD4

    NOW TO WAIT FOR 9:30’S TREEHOUSE TO SEE

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    So…no launch info? Isn’t that what this was supposed to be about?

    • SpectralSeraph

      BOTW is launch

    • InfinityD4

      MARCH 3RD YA DINGUS

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I mean like a lineup. They need to show the launch lineup.

    • BotW is launch. March 3rd.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      GO TO THE CHAT

  • Dicie

    my if that presentation wasn’t the most beautiful thing ever

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Better than I couldn’t ever imagined, they’ve really done it.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        *could’ve

  • EarthenWarrior

    i………..*tear*….i’m…..not……worthy

    • InfinityD4

      YE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS AWESOME LOOKING GAME AND 300 DOLLAR CONSOLE

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Good night guys, it was fun 🙂

  • ShinyXatu

    Okay…deep breaths now.

  • MenacingCascoon

    That was beautiful. If I played Zelda games, or any game outside of pokemon…

    • EarthenWarrior

      dude…..play it

      • MenacingCascoon

        Yeeee-no. I will not

        • EarthenWarrior

          you suck beyond belief

          • MenacingCascoon

            And I enjoy it :>

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      You should start playing Zelda games

      • MenacingCascoon

        Pass.

        • Ultron

          Err but why?

          • EarthenWarrior

            told ya, stubborn dickhead

          • Ultron

            I say start with Ocarina (how can you not love it)
            Then TP
            Then SS
            Then MM
            Then whatever other order for the others

          • EarthenWarrior

            he gave up on Ocarina like halfway through, same with Minish Cap

          • Ultron

            Omg no what. Ocarina is like the greatest game of all time…literally..

          • EarthenWarrior

            and every time i ask him to play he gives that bs routine

    • God, just play it dude. If it looks good then play it.

      • MenacingCascoon

        Looks good, but I dont play Zelda.

        • Play t. That’s like saying “sorry, I only watch Star Wars movies”

          • MenacingCascoon

            I havent seen any Star Wars movies Ironically. I have played Zelda before. They just get so confusing. So I just play Zelda in smash :> Shes the best there

          • Ultron

            How have you never seen any SW movies? You live under a rock?

          • EarthenWarrior

            He just doesn’t give ANYTHING a chance, so many games i have tried to introduce him into and he snubs me on all of them, even as going far as a giant ass paragraph of him being a little twat and he’ll never try any of them

          • Ultron

            I mean Zelda is one thing, but SW is huge. That boggles my mind

      • EarthenWarrior

        he’s a stubborn dickhead who’s scared to play anything new, you’re wasting your time

        • MenacingCascoon

          I wouldnt say scared. Just dont want to. But its ok, Im having opinion on the internet and that triggers you. Dont let me ruin your night

          • EarthenWarrior

            you are scared, you need to stop being so god damn closed minded i remember you’d just replay the same Pokemon games on repeat back in the day, i couldn’t even fucking get you to watch a damn 20 min video about a game i THOUGHT you could enjoy but you’re just gonna sit on your little high chair and play the same mush you’ve been playing forever, its time to expand and go on solids

          • MenacingCascoon

            No.

          • EarthenWarrior

            What do you honestly got to lose

          • Time.

          • EarthenWarrior

            who’s side are you on

          • No comment. 🙂

            We’re still friends right? Even if we have to be like vitriolic best buds who beat up and insult each other all the time. Heh heh heh.

          • EarthenWarrior

            fuck off, you just turned this whole thing against me when i could’ve had some back-up

            now he’s gonna hide behind my legends issue and never give it a chance

          • You are scared, you need to stop being so god damn close minded and use legendaries, Tapus and UBs.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Don’t make this about that,

          • It’s similar so it’s hypocrisy. Here I am, your anti-heroic sidekick calling you out and inviting you to the dark side. 🙂

          • EarthenWarrior

            no its turning it against me when i’m trying to convince this stubborn douche to try something new and maybe he’ll like it

          • Ultron

            How can you not like Zelda? You’re a satan spawn if you don’t in my book

          • EarthenWarrior

            Ikr,

          • Ultron

            Literally one of the greatest video game franchises of all time. Greatest score (musically) in my opinion too of any videogame franchise.

          • MenacingCascoon

            What? I love Zelda. She is probably my main in smash since melee

          • EarthenWarrior

            that barely counts, and shouldn’t that love inspire you to play the game she originated from?

          • Ultron

            You don’t deserve her loveee

          • EarthenWarrior

            watch the bs excuse

          • MenacingCascoon

            Too bad. I have Nayru’s love! Zelda Puns! Lol xD

          • MenacingCascoon

            Oh It is. You judge me for not going outside my ‘boundaries,’ but if its anything with fairy or legends you are stuck in youre little box too. Youre such a hypocrite

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’m not letting you weasel out of this so easily

    • You should play Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, it is the best Zelda game ever.

      NO SARCASM. I LOVE IT.

  • Chunggggggg

    No Pokemon? 🙁

  • Dicie

    is there a follow up direct or something?

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I would imagine there has to be, or more details at the treehouse tomorrow. We’re missing a few crucial details.

    • ShinyXatu

      All-day Treehouse stream tomorrow. That’s going to be crazy.

    • Treehouse.

  • ShinyXatu

    The games are on now, since they didn’t announce a time for pre-orders.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      on where

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    im just happy two of my mario kart mains are back

    • Healing Fae

      king boo and who?

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        bowser jr

        • Healing Fae

          i don’t remember him being in mario kart in the first place tbh

        • Ultron

          Was he not in 8…? All of his kin were

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I didn’t see any new characters?

  • Healing Fae

    That was the most intense zelda trailer I have ever seen in my life and I am more excited for this game then I am to be alive

  • I’m not getting Switch on launch with only 4 games confirmed for it, although BotW is EXTREMELY enticing

  • MenacingCascoon

    Aha! No pokemon I predicted correctly +10 points

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      who thought pokemon was gonna be there

      • SpectralSeraph

        … I just wanted Pokken

  • Ok so that fucking sucked holy shit.
    3 games of interest
    A translator who just lost his job
    3RD PARTY NO ONE CARES ABOUT
    The worst name for a game ever. Arms.

    Good things:
    ZELDA IS ADORABLE AND I LOVE HER
    ok but like what was going in there in that spring
    MARIO IS MISSING 2 LOOKS AMAZING
    SPLATOON TWO SHOULDVE BEEN CALLED SPLATWO BUT ITS OKA I CAN BE A PRETTY SQUID KID

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      We got Mario Oddesey, BotW stuff, Xenoblade 2, fire emblem warriors, splatoon 2, arms, we got a ton of stuff. That was really a good presentation.

      • It was a disaster. All of the good stuff had its hype killed by the translators and how long it took to explain what a joycon freaking is

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          You’re really going to let a translator affect your enjoyment of a console?

          • I’m still going to love the console but Jesus Christ it totally put off the mood. The translator wasn’t the only problem, but with how slow the whole thing was the translator messing up like that just made it more frustrating

      • Dicie

        on another note, did I hear incorrectly or are they bundling two sets of Joy-Cons with the Switch? Because since each controller has its own button configuration i’d imagine you need to buy more to play local co-op

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          There’s only one set I think.

    • SpectralSeraph

      The only thing I would add to that list is Xenoblade

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      What about Xenoblade and fire emblem?

  • ShinyXatu

    Guys, what about that PAID ONLINE THOUGH? We’ll probably get a Virtual Console subscription service!

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      If paid online means a better online service then I’m all in.

    • EarthenWarrior

      who cares i can afford it

    • Ben

      Do you seriously have to pay for ALL online fetaures? So no free online Pokémon matches if Stars is really a thing? :/

    • I APPROVE.

      As long as it’s good, I APPROVE.

  • Welp, with only 4 games confirmed for LAUNCH, and the only notable games being spread out with only two or three having release dates, guess I’m going to wait until later for getting the Switch.
    Going to go to sleep so I can wake up for Treehouse.
    Night.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Which ones are they now? BotW is all I caught lol

      • BotW, some indie Cube game, 1-2 Switch, and a LEGO game. 2 were confirmed outside, another 2 were confirmed during the direct.

        • Those are the confirmed launch titles.
          The notable ones for me were the Mario, Skyrim, Xenoblade 2, BotW, Sonic, No More Heroes….

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    so is pre order times random. i know gamestop is doing instore thats it

  • SpectralSeraph

    Can I please have an invite?

  • EarthenWarrior

    i wish they revealed a Pre-order release date

  • MelloMori

    Well guys. There was no mother 3. You know what that means. Grab your torches and pitchforks because its time for people to destroy and Credibility that LKD had. Such is the fate of all that say that game will come to us.

    • Wait before I go, there’s supposed to be games at Treehouse that weren’t at the Direct.

      • MelloMori

        True, but that’s highly unlikely at this point. You would think that they would announce the game here rather then at a much smaller event given how saught after it is.

        • THEY JUST ANNOUCED MARIO KART ON YOUTUBE SO IT’S PROBABLE

          • MelloMori

            It was also shown a lot during the footage, so I wouldn’t take too much stock in it.

    • I’m so pissed. That’s all I want out of this presentation honestly

      • OOOOOH. I see!

      • Healing Fae

        star I’m going to kick you

        • Please do because I kinda wish I just went to bed. I could get all the hype without the horrendous presentation between them

          • Healing Fae

            *kicks you in the head lovingly*
            *knocks you out*

            have a good sleep now

          • “Kicks you in the head lovingly”
            This will be a pleasant nap thank you for that

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Why people were saying that mother 3 will come to the switch anyway?

      • MelloMori

        LKD, someone seen as giving good leaks stated that it was coming and was likely to be shown during the show. The game however is seen as the ultimate leak to stake your career on. If it fails, then it shows that either her sources are bad at best, or she lied for profit at worst.

        • Yeah but Mother 3 had been in talks for a while. 1 UP even had a new poster and were saying Mother 3 is coming.
          And the Mother 3 devs WERE at the Direct, so things are still tentative.

          • MelloMori

            Yeah, but this is the last chance it really has to come. People said it was coming in 2016, and 2015 as well. The problem is the game’s not only somewhat difficult to translate, but localization would be a nightmare since there are a lot of things that would probably have to be altered, and likely resulting in a call for a boycott for changing the game that fans have been calling for.

  • SpectralSeraph

    I’ve never played a Zelda game and honestly I never planned to….
    Now the tides have changed :3

    • Pokemania88

      Same here…

  • Dicie

    WAS THIS IN THE PRESENTATION

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      no not at all

    • ShinyXatu

      NO IT FUCKING WASN’T

    • Nope we got 12Switch instead

    • SpectralSeraph

      EY DRY BONES

    • ShinyXatu

      SPLATOON IS IN MARIO KART

    • OK YES SPLATOON IM HEXCITED FOR THIS

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      ALL 3 OF MY MAINS WUT WHERE DIDDY KONG NOW

    • Golden_Monferno

      NO WAY

    • Ultron

      Adds splatoon characters but not queen bee and wiggler >>>>>

      Side note: those punch characters with the springy arms are def gonna be in the next smash..

  • Healing Fae

    Spartan characters are coming to mario kart

  • Ultron

    Was that…..Fi at the end of Zelda?

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    REMINDER: There’s always the possibility for more tomorrow. Maybe there were things like ports and stuff that wasn’t important enough to make the presentation. Don’t count on it, but still.

  • Golden_Monferno

    Holy shit BotW looks amazing
    Plus, SMO and Fire Emblem: Warriors is something I might consider playing

  • At his point just make it Super Smash Kart

  • zess

    I just woke up is there someplace I can watch it at? Nvm I see a link below

  • Healing Fae

    OH MY GOD THEY FIXED BATTLE MODE IN MARIO KART!!!

    if you’ll notice the ballon battles were not on regular tracks but more like the ones from double dash

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Had I played a drinking game every time they did the Switch finger snap thing I’d have died of alcohol poisoning.

  • ShinyXatu

    The Pro Controller is 70 dollars. Oh boy.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Ouch….

      • ShinyXatu

        It also has amiibo functionality built into the controller.

        • MelloMori

          given a controller’s usually around 50-60, that’s reasonable enough.

    • Why even

      • ShinyXatu

        It includes HD Rumble like the Joycons.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      WHERE DO U SEE THIS

      • ShinyXatu

        I made it onto the Nintendo website!

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      More expensive than a AAA game .-.

    • That’s… not cheap. But I bet it’ll just be the same price as those OP PS4 controllers where I live…

  • Can someone link the Zelda. Trailer I need to see hhow cute Zelda was to calm me down.

    • Healing Fae

      I thought I knocked you out…

  • MewMew

    This direct was just too amazing for words! quite a few things I’m excited for especially Xenoblade and Mario Kart!

  • Ultron

    I’m not saying it was bad, but I don’t feel the rush to get the switch directly at release. I really want to play BotW, but I can wait. That’s about all they’ve got going for them atm until Mario releases during the holidays…Seriously no Animal Crossing or Kirby though? Disappointed a bit

    • SpectralSeraph

      Same

  • Anyone else mad at Arms is a new IP instead of an awesome new Punch Out game? Because this just killed punch out and I’m not okay with that

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I never liked punch out but arms looks fun, so no

  • EarthenWarrior

    When are the friggin Pre-orders

    • How’s your bid to refresh Amazon every minute?

    • MelloMori

      earliest seem’s to be next week in Japan.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Key word: in Japan
        We know for a fact that Europe gets then tomorrow so Anything’s possible

    • ShinyXatu

      It seems like some people can’t get into the main website right now, but I can confirm it says “retailers coming soon” for everything.

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        i say later today

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          What time do they go up for Europe again?

  • Dicie

    80 BUCKS FOR ANOTHER JOY-CON…

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Sooooooooo, no SSB4 port for launch then,……. I hope I’m wrong

    • It seems there ain’t one.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Hey Sakurai get on it

        Also there’s always tomorrow lol

        • Uh ah, er… I’ll see what I can do…

          Please understand.

          Or I guess I’ll just work on Smash 5 instead…

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Get back to work

          • Well, yer not the boss of me, Reggie!

            If Kimishima tells me to get on it though…

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        :/

  • SpectralSeraph

    Super Bomberman R confirmed

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Where? :O

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      WHERE?

  • Dicie

    wait so does the Switch use cartridges or discs?

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Carts

    • ShinyXatu

      Cartridges.

      • Dicie

        ooh fancy

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Cartridges

  • ShinyXatu

    I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS COMING OUT ON MARCH 3 WITH ZELDA! AND I WANT THAT NEON RED AND BLUE BUNDLE SO BADLY! My hype persists apparently.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      I do too

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Personally I prefer standard.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Why wouldn’t it? This presentation was amazing.

  • I hate feeling so negative about this aaaaassssssaassss

    I just am not excited for any of this except Zelda and Mario.
    – Arms should’ve been Punch Out or… Just not have the worst name ever
    – Less party games more Kirby or Metroid
    – Have a cool trailer showing a bunch of GBA and Game Cube games
    – Hire a decent translator

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Translator is the new meme. Watch.

    • Ultron

      I feel ya, I feel ya. They needed more of their own franchise stuff. But like the big guns: Kirby, AC, Metroid, etc. all would’ve boosted it. No Mario at launch just feels wrong honestly. And, while I don’t think it would’ve overshadowed everything cause that Zelda trailer was amazing, they definitely could’ve thrown a hint at Stars or something Pokemon in there.

    • SpectralSeraph

      This
      THIS RIGHT HERE
      (Plus Xeno)

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Sonic Mania on the switch

    • ShinyXatu

      Is that a question or a statement?

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        statement

        • ShinyXatu

          ITS COMING TO SWITCH?

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            yes

          • ShinyXatu

            WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            Nintendo Japan website

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Yup

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    FREE VC GAMES WITH PAID ONLINE (not all but some per month)

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      :DDDDD

    • Ok yay that actually makes me ok with a monthly fee

    • MelloMori

      So their catching up to what everyone’s been doing for years. Better late then never.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Free online was nice, so if anything isn’t this a downgrade, not “catching up”?

        • MelloMori

          Free online though isn’t really worth much these days though. Having games for free at a fraction of their cost is a far more appealing service, all the more so when their nintendo quality games.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            They could’ve just done a VC subscription thing, but it doesn’t make much difference to me, better online sounds nice.

          • Ultron

            Free online is nice though when you only ever do it every so often.

    • CoolGlaceon

      Paid online? Like the Microsoft way?

  • CoolGlaceon

    I’m pleasantly surprised by the sheer amount of features they were able to fit in the Joycons given how small they are

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Can’t wait to feel 2-3 ice cubes in a glass!

      • Ultron

        Mmm I can already taste that nonexistent water

  • EarthenWarrior

    How do I preorder a Switch?
    Check the Amazon widget below. Also try visiting Best Buy, GameStop and other retailers online. Preorders start in Japan on January 21st, but Nintendo didn’t say anything specifically about the US preorder date. That said, Nintendo New York will be offering a very limited number on Friday.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      pre orders are tmmr for gamestop

  • Imagine a new Warioware and what it can do…

    You need to add a set amount of ice cubes and fill your glass with water…

  • I should just go to bed. I don’t want to be super negative. I wanna see if any more info comes out but idk. Maybe I should wake up and rewatch the trailers and I’ll feel better

  • ShinyXatu

    I don’t care what any of you say. I personally believe that this is the best presentation Nintendo has ever had in their history.

    • Please don’t compare this to E3 2014

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      It was a pretty decent presentation over all. Not boring, but got the info out at a reasonable pace. I’d say it was a success.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I agree somewhat. It was an AMAZING presentation, but I haven’t seen all of them so I can’t say.

    • Ultron

      Well, anything is better than E3 2015

  • Kimishima EastGovnah
    • ShinyXatu

      WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS STUFF

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        do u know who i am

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        His dad works at Nintendo (he was the translator).

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Nah just give me the map and the game

    • Ultron

      Woahhh that’s really cool. Also, is anyone else thinking that red headed girl in the Zelda trailer is Impa?

    • Healing Fae

      I NEED THIS TOO

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    ALSO
    I and whoever thought the same totally called it, everything thought that splatoon would be a port, but I was always skeptical lol.

    • I wish they talked more about it. I really want to see what makes it a sequel and not an advanced port

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        You’ll get to see tomorrow probably, they’re playing the games!

  • Pokemania88

    Man so I wonder what Pokemon will be like on the switch. Imagine the graphics!!!

  • Ariel

    I mean obviously we’re gonna get more launch titles….I hope. Don’t want another Wii U situation.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    so zelda is also getting a new amiibo

  • EarthenWarrior

    alright i think i’m going to bed….they say Amazon UK will get pre-orders at 9AM so i gotta follow pursuit

  • Really wish that this was a direct instead. Probably would’ve been smoother and we could get more details

  • ShinyXatu

    GameXplain is about to get completely wrecked.

    • MelloMori

      Yeah. Derick already admitted he’ll be up all night on this. Can’t wait to see the 3 hour discussion.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      48 hours analysis and 59 hours discussion

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      RIP analysis machine

  • SpectralSeraph

    NRRGH I WANT ODDESSEY NOW

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      NEED XENO 2

      • SpectralSeraph

        SAME!

      • MelloMori

        It looks so Good and nothing like X/Cross did, which makes it even better in my eyes.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Do you think it’ll be a direct sequel to Chronicles? Usually the name just means Takahashi made the game, but the 2 is a little dubious.

          Also the world looks nice, and that’s the main thing I loved about X, so win-win.

          • MelloMori

            Hard to say. I’d lean more to a direct sequel since that sword does look very much like a Manado, and this could take place in a world after the events of the first game. Granted I never finished the first game since I’m really bad at finishing games(every character on my save file is lv. 97-99, and I’ve done every possible sidequest in the game but I got bored and never finished it.) So please tell me if a direct sequel couldn’t happen for story reasons.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Wait a second.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      I want Fire emblem :D!!!

      • SpectralSeraph

        :3

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    alright this is where i slumber

  • zess

    Can we make pre-orders at stores? Or is it an online thing for now?

  • Healing Fae

    oh my god we cant have five minutes! The troll is back

    • zess

      Just ignore it.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      He’s always back, shame he is never front

    • ShinyXatu

      I’m trying my best to ban him. The system is not reliable.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I heard a rumor that the ban hammer only works if you’re a Nintendo employee.

      • Healing Fae

        I worry sometimes that he isn’t actually a troll and just a really shitty person with a warped view of the world. I think that scares me more.

      • Thank you so much

      • Yeah just tell PJ to set his entire disqus forum to disallow anons. 🙂

    • I am not in the mood to deal with this. Seriously, I’m already in a bad mood from not enjoying the presentation, then this troll comes here and spews his bullshit no one wants to hear. I’ve had enough of this seriously. Ziggy does nothing but make this place more toxic and unfun to be in. Thanks mods for deleting his posts.

  • SpectralSeraph

    Oh my god, there is an age gate feature and the way it is shown is adorable

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      ??

      • SpectralSeraph

        It’s a parental age lock thingy with Bowser and Bowser Jr animations.. its perf

  • Golden_Monferno

    I am super excited about Odessey, because it’s very much like Super Mario Galaxy and anything that is similar to that I’m sold on. SMG was a fantastic game.

    • SpectralSeraph

      I KNOW RIGHT!?

    • Ultron

      It looks like 3D world and Galaxy had a baby

      • Golden_Monferno

        And it’s beautiful

        • SpectralSeraph

          And perfect

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        A gorgeous baby

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Open world Mario games are usually pretty good

  • SomeGuy

    Yes. Yes. Yes. So in. This felt like Wii era but better. So in.

    • Golden_Monferno

      Agreed. This is going to be one of the best gaming consoles ever.

  • ShinyXatu

    Do you know why I think they succeeded? Because after that presentation, all I can think about is the future of Nintendo, their future games, and the future of gaming. All of their past mistakes mean nothing to me now. This is, without a doubt, the new Wii. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope 1-2 Switch catches on like Wii Sports did.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      There are two types of people on Pokejungle.
      The Xatus, and the Stars.

      • Healing Fae

        she’s just having a rough night, we’ve all been there. All love

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I’m just poking fun, but it’s really split TBH.

      • .-.

        I’m going to bed in a minute. I shouldn’t just be on here angry and I probably need rest anyways.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          It’s all good, I’m not trying to put you down for being dissapointed, it’s just your opinion. Hope you feel differently tomorrow.

          • No don’t worry it’s fine. I’ll try to get up a few minutes earlier to watch the Mario and Zelda trailers again to feel better

      • SpectralSeraph

        I’m with star right now

      • MelloMori

        Can we make this one of those Splatoon rival event things(I know almost nothing about the game, so please don’t kill me.)

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I’d LOVE splatoon matches against you all!

      • Ben

        I’m somewhere in the middle. I wasn’t wowed by too much, but I’m also not that angry about it. Didn’t expect TOO much to be revealed/come out at release. Good games will come to the system.

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        I didn’t impress me too much but it was fun :3

  • Ultron

    Do we have a pic of the cartridges?

  • SomeGuy

    Anyone else hoping they can swing swords around with a joy con in Zelda??

  • SomeGuy

    But forreal. NO MORE HEROES 3 UGH YES.

  • Golden_Monferno

    Ok without a doubt the Switch is going to be one of the best consoles ever and is going to be more popular than the Xbox One and PS4. I mean it’s revolutionary and waaaay better.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Let’s not get ahead of ourselves….

      Is what I would’ve said, if I didn’t completely agree.

      • Golden_Monferno

        Sorry I’m just really excited from this presentation, so I might be going ahead of myself

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I’m with you 100%.

    • Ultron

      Errr not to be a downer but PS4 has sold like 40 million consoles.

      • Golden_Monferno

        The Switch has so much potential to make tons of money, but yeah 40 million is hard to beat

        • Ultron

          It will probably do better than the WiiU at least

          • Golden_Monferno

            Without a shadow of a doubt

          • SomeGuy

            I think it’ll break 50 easily

          • Ultron

            I think 20-25 is a way better estimate. The WiiU literally sold 1/10 of what the Wii did. It killed a lot of what Nintendo had going. The Switch is going to have to do better than this. I think it’s cool and all, but the launch lineup blows completely.

          • SomeGuy

            If it catches on in Japan as a viable handheld gaming device and they don’t release a “true” successor to 3DS, it’ll break 50 without a problem. Nintendo has too many developments teams to ever have a truely bad drought. Plus third party support is at least back to early Wii U standards. I think it’ll pass Xbone up super fast regardless.

          • Ultron

            We’ll see…I kind of expect them to kill the 3DS off within the next 2 years anyway.

    • Healing Fae

      honestly I hope we can leave XBOX to die where it belongs and PS4 and the Switch will be the wave of the future

      • Ultron

        Don’t you say that…the Xbox One just had a very bad start.

        • Healing Fae

          the Xbox one is directly competing with PS4 and PS4 is winning, where as the Switch and PS4 don’t really compete (yet, but with all the 3rd party it might happen) so like if the switch starts getting all the games the other consoles have, Xbox one is going to suffer… a lot… and I’m glad

          • Ultron

            Competition is good for the market. Sorry, but Nintendo is hardly competition for Sony anymore unless we’re talking handheld.

          • Healing Fae

            Im not saying they are competition for sony, I’m just saying that Xbox is going to suffer more than it already is if nintendo starts getting the same third party support that the others are getting. Everyone knows sony is at the top of the pyramid, and until now nintendo was only kinda in competition with the others, it was more doing its own thing

          • Ultron

            The scorpio or whatever it is just needs to impress. The unveiling of the xbox one is what killed it. Literally it was like $100 overpriced and was just awful. That’s why the ps4 is curbstomping it. Gamers jumped ship right then and there. They still have some franchises that keep people coming back though (mainly halo)

          • Healing Fae

            yeah halo… thats it, thats like all they got. Thats not enough to make people get it over the PS4 who’s exclusives are far broader and in my opinion way better

          • Ultron

            Depends what you’re looking for. If you want the best FPS this gen and also the most supported one, you’re gonna want Halo 5. The story is meh, but a majority don’t play Halo for the story.

          • Healing Fae

            I honestly find FPS in general to be jokes. Like halo is fine but yeah.

            Thats just me though

          • Ultron

            Halo 2 is probably the greatest FPS ever though, imo. I don’t really play them outside of that franchise.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Honestly I despise halo 4 and 5 but love the others

          • Ultron

            Same. I hate 5 because it has no local multiplayer. What a shitty way to treat your fans

          • SpectralSeraph

            I hate five because it blantantly shits on everything that was Halo… it ended up being my most hated game of the year… I wish it stopped at reach…

          • Ultron

            Reach was so good

          • SpectralSeraph

            The forge was top tier (And the glitches were perfect)

          • Ultron

            I just liked the story a lot too. It’s like the rogue one of Halo.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Except y’know, funner

          • Ultron

            Rogue one was fun! 😛

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Let’s wait and see,

    • SomeGuy

      Switch will do gangbusters holiday 2017. Holiday 2018 we’ll see the new models of One and 4 which will be Switch rip offs. Calling it now.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    It’s up on walmart

  • ShinyXatu

  • MelloMori

    https://youtu.be/HQ4ia1-1CPs
    Aww Hell Yeah! Puyo Puyo!

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    BEST BUY NOW

    • Pokemania88

      wat

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        Pre orders

        • Pokemania88

          :O

        • ShinyXatu

          I’m on the page, it hasn’t sold out yet! But I can’t buy it until its on Amazon!

    • ShinyXatu

      NOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING ALREADY

    • MelloMori

      My order is in.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        *high fives*

        • MelloMori

          Hu ra!

  • ShinyXatu

    Did you guys see the tweet that 80 games are actively in development for the Switch? That’s pretty darn good.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Wasn’t Elysium a place in the original Xenoblade? Like somewhere on the fallen arm?

  • SomeGuy

    So happy they didn’t give up on motion controls. Hearing Nintendo trying to hype me for motion controls made me feel like all is right with the world again.

  • ShinyXatu

    PRE-ORDERS ARE GOING LIVE AT VARIOUS RETAILERS ONLINE AS WE SPEAK. BEST BUY CURRENTLY HAS THEM IN STOCK. THIS IS YOUR WARNING!

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    IVE DONE IT IVE SUCCEEDED PICK UP AT MY LOCAL BEST BUY

  • Well I guess I’m going to bed then. I’m glad that most of you enjoyed it more than I did. *sigh* damn it school… 5 hours of sleep is going to be fun

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      🙁

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      I want to go to bed…. But it’s already time for me to wake up T_T

  • Golden_Monferno

    The whole idea that it’s a combination of every console is just mind blowing to think about. It takes almost every aspect of every system to make a complete, prefect hybrid of them all, along with awesome additions to it. Just thinking that what made every console awesome was forged into this is spectacular, awesome job Nintendo. 👏👏

    • SomeGuy

      Lemme transfer over my digital library pleeeease. I have no problem paying a fee.

  • EarthenWarrior

    i think i got best buy

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I guess I’ll stay up and wait for games, I’ve got 80 bucks of Gamestop cards and I want to make sure I have something to play.

    BotW here I come.

  • ShinyXatu

    So what’s coming at launch, Zelda and 1-2 Switch? Is that it?

    • Healing Fae

      and fanboys everywhere

      (that was gross but I think its funny)

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Maybe MK, who knows.

      • ShinyXatu

        I heard that’s April, so very close to launch.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          That’s fair. BotW should keep me fairly busy, but honestly launch is looking kinda sad.

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    • Congratulations!

      Though I thought you were refreshing Amazon…

      • EarthenWarrior

        who CARES MONEY IS NO ISSUE FOR ME

      • EarthenWarrior

        also i could buy the Master Edition on Amazon

  • ShinyXatu

    It’s a great sign that Best Buy hasn’t sold out quite yet! This is just the initial pre-orders as well. The NES Classic would have been long gone by now.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Plus now I get day one with an in store pickup rather than getting it shipped days late!

      • ShinyXatu

        I’m happy for you, I need to wait for Amazon though, or else I won’t be able to use my huge amount of credit. They better say something NOW.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Best of luck my avian friend, I hope you can secure a preorder soon!

          • ShinyXatu

            Did you get the one with the neon Joy-Cons?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Nope, though I could’ve, I didn’t. I just know the mix matched colors would’ve driven me crazy.

            Plus I’ve grown attached to that particular shade of switch grey.

  • MelloMori

    Honestly All I need now is to know that it’ll be easy to add in fan translation patches and this thing will be the best thing ever for me. I can already see all my Jrpgs and strategy games on the horizon.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Hey wasn’t Elysium a place on the fallen arm?

      • MelloMori

        No, it doesn’t seem to be. Tough it might be from the Xenogears series.

  • Golden_Monferno

    Just seeing all these graphics on the Switch…

    And that Pokemon Stars is probably coming to the Switch. Like I am so pumped for what it will look like, plus the addition of walking with your Pokemon possibly.

  • ShinyXatu

    Breath of the Wild Switch is up for pre-order on Amazon! Something is happening at least.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6MO77/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1484287059&sr=8-3&keywords=breath+of+the+wild

    • ShinyXatu

      Actually, all of the games are up for pre-order! We just need the darn system.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Keep your third eye peeled.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Waiting on GS. I know it won’t sell out that fast (at least I’d hope) but I’d like to secure everything while I can.

  • SomeGuy

    Yeeee paid in full and can pick up in person via Best Buy

  • JP Launch Titles: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/software/switch/index.html

    * Zelda Breath of the Wild
    * 1 2 Switch
    * Dragon Quest Heroes 1+2
    * Nobunaga no Yabou Power Kit thingy (anime licensed game)
    * I am Setsuna
    * Puyo Puyo Tetris S
    * Disgaea 5
    * Super Bomberman R

    Looks a bit sparse if you asked me. But I love my Puyo Puyo and I can import it.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Basically BotW and things people won’t care about.

      • Ultron

        It’s a really bad lineup D:

      • See my and Koji Kondo’s comments. 🙂

        Besides that I think RPG and Strategy fans care about Disgaea though… plus Warriors fans exist for DQ Heroes…

      • MelloMori

        you do not speak ill of Disgaea 5. I will sick a squad of Prinnies on you Dood.

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        There are a lot of people who cares about dragon quest

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Bomberman!!! 😀

      • EarthenWarrior

        *whimpers* Errrrr I LOVE BOMBERMAN SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        Me and my Dad used to play it together, along with Super Mario 64 and Banjo Kazooie

  • SomeGuy

    All I need is Zelda. That alone will hold me over. I never buy more than one game at launch anyway.

  • Golden_Monferno

    Wait… I just thought of the best idea ever:

    Overwatch for the Switch

    • ShinyXatu

      ARMS looks pretty good to me too.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ughhhhh the pre-orders for mario odyssey and Splat2 are up to i impulsively buy them now or later
    only costs 11 bucks after my gift cards

    • I thought money wasn’t an issue… but assuming it is, obviously if you have spares…

      Do you pay the entire thing up front? Or just some downpayment?

      • EarthenWarrior

        cold hard credit dawg

        • EarthenWarrior

          also i’m getting paid tomorrow so yeah, i’m kinda on a pre-order banaza

          • Oh, I was asking if you have to pay the entire cost of the game to pre-order, or just something token like $5 to reserve…

          • I would just go for it if it was the latter. But if the former… well… it seems like a pain to lose some money for something that doesn’t have a concrete release date…

  • Ultron

    Can we all go back to regular profile pics now though? I’m horrible with names, I recognize people mainly by their pictures.

  • ShinyXatu

    Seeing all of the game pre-orders pop up on Amazon makes me think I should wait a while for the system to pop up tonight, what do you guys think?

    • MelloMori

      ShinyXatu’s Darkside: Stay up all night. You’ll regret it if you miss out and it sells out.

      • ShinyXatu

        I’m seriously willing to if there’s a possibility of it happening. I just remember Amazon announcing their NES Classic pre-order ahead of time.

        • MelloMori

          who know’s really. Though as an aside it is kinda perfect that the darkside kermit meme takes almost no effort in editing for you.

  • SpectralSeraph

    Tbh… Xenoblade 2 and Oddessey hyped me… but that was it

    • SomeGuy

      Xenoblade 2 was sorta ugly. But I understand they they aren’t far into development so I forgive them.

      • SpectralSeraph

        But just the sheer idea that it is gonna happen excited me

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      There hasn’t been many interesting things in the Livestream tbh. btw gotta love that prof pic

      • SpectralSeraph

        Thank you!
        I actually knew about Oddessey but DAMN it was so cool!

  • ShinyXatu

    April 28 for MK8 Deluxe, everyone. I’m definitely hyped!

    • SomeGuy

      With Splatoon characters!

      • Ultron

        How are there no pokemon characters honestly?

        • SpectralSeraph

          Just let me be a Golisopod

          • Ultron

            Not araquanid?

          • SpectralSeraph

            As much as I’d love it, the proportions cannot work
            Also, if we were going off favorites, Marshadow

          • Uh oh, Araquanid is falling out of favor…

          • SpectralSeraph

            No, I love Araquanid, but It can’t drive a car

          • SpectralSeraph

            So yeah

          • Ultron

            That’s what you think..

          • SpectralSeraph

            True, King Boo is a thing

          • It has two legs to hold the steering wheel. And two other legs for acceleration and brake. And two other legs for honking the horn and throwing items. It’s OK! 🙂

          • SpectralSeraph

            Hmmm… I’d see it more as having a vehicle themed after it

        • SomeGuy

          Hopefully! we haven’t seen all the new characters I assume

          • Ultron

            I hope there are more. King boo is a good start. Meh on splatoon. I generally think they should stay in their own game till we cover more of the holes they left in the roster

    • Ultron

      I’ll only be hyped if they give me my fucking queen bee and wiggler back!

      • SpectralSeraph

        (Curls up in a corner) I GOT MY CHILD BACK!! DRY BONES LEGION!

        • Ultron

          They gave us Dry bowser instead. :/ I’m still pissed they gave us all those damn baby variants and pink gold peach. Like WTF is that shit. And no, I don’t want to be cat suit mario for crying out fucking loud. I’ll play 3D world if I do

          • SpectralSeraph

            No but they added Dry bones into the dlc and I am stupidly happy

          • SpectralSeraph

            For deluxe

          • Ultron

            Ohhh well that’s good

          • SpectralSeraph

            That split second made me squeal
            I love Dry Bones :3

          • Ultron

            Did they? I have it, but I guess forgot about him.

    • Golden_Monferno
  • Likely NA Launch Titles…

    * 1, 2 Switch
    * The Legend of Zelda: BotW
    * Just Dance 2017
    * Has Been Heroes
    * Snipperclips
    * Super Bomberman R
    * Disgaea 5 Complete
    * Puyo Puyo Tetris
    * Rayman Legends
    * Steep
    * Skylanders: Imaginators
    * I Am Setsuna

    • Ultron

      So just Zelda?

      • SomeGuy

        That’s all that launched with Wii… seemed to work out fine. 2008 was filled with game after game after game. Maybe 2018 will be the same haha

    • ShinyXatu

      Is 1-2 Switch not a pack-in game?

      • It doesn’t say, but it’s likely the new Wii Sports / Nintendo Land.

        • ShinyXatu

          It definitely is, so I’m sure it must be.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      breathe of the wild is for me

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    • ShinyXatu

      You can still pre-order it though, there clearly isn’t as big of a rush as many people expected.

      • EarthenWarrior

        Ok I made credit card updates and its processing

  • ShinyXatu

    Can we all just appreciate this Breath of the Wild trailer? It’s a piece of art.

    • SomeGuy

      I almost cried

      • MelloMori

        In all honesty, I haven’y enjoyed a Zelda game since WW. I’m not going to be picking up BotD, but Nintendo really knocked this game out of the park in visuals. Now here’s hoping that the Gameplay will be good enough.

        • SomeGuy

          TP got me into the series and SS is the pinnacle of Zelda imo lmao Y We Alwayz Disagee!?

          • Ultron

            SS is great, but fighting demise as the big monster thing happened too many times and running around trying to find the light droplets or whatever without getting caught was so stressful. The desert place was also way too big. Still loved the game though (you can tell I haven’t played in a while)

          • SomeGuy

            Agreed for the most part. The 3rd Demise battle def gave me a headache. And the droplets were stressful, but, for me, more of a stress that you laugh off after completing the task. And I actually like how massive the desert is. But i get where you’re coming from.

          • Ultron

            It was just kind of hard to move around the desert for me. No good pathways to connect the different areas. I liked the forest realm and the water one better in SS.

          • SomeGuy

            Fair point

        • Ultron

          LBW was good. You didn’t like TP or SS?

          • MelloMori

            I didn’t really like LBW. It was ok, but I played it more for the sake of playing it then enjoying it. I didn’t care for the darker, murky visuals of TP and I hate motion controls so SS was never for me.

          • Ultron

            Aw that’s a shame. At least the music was phenomenal though, no?

          • MelloMori

            Oh yeah. The music in all Zelda games is amazing.

  • Before I go I just wanna apologize for how immature and rude I was. I gotta calm down. I mean I have a backlog of games I need to play anyways, it’s fine. Anyways goodnight for real this time

    • SomeGuy

      Good night!

    • It’s OK, good night!

      And nice new avatar too.

  • SomeGuy

    I wonder how big of an SD card I’ll need to buy…

  • SpectralSeraph

    …I just got a mental image of the starter cutscene in Sun and Moon but with Marshadow… .I WANT IT

  • ShinyXatu

    Something tells me they’re going to make a sequel of Odyssey like they did with Galaxy. Due to the whole open-world idea, they can obviously create just as many unique ideas as they did with Galaxy 1 and 2.

    • SpectralSeraph

      😀

    • SomeGuy

      They seem to enjoy recycling a Mario style at least once before moving on these days. So I could see it.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    ok im actually going to bed now… gotta be up early tmmr for gamestop 😛

  • I’m done impersonating Sakurai, too bad there’s no Smash. 🙂

  • ShinyXatu

    Now I seriously believe we’re getting Animal Crossing at E3. New Leaf was in 2013, the two spinoffs were in 2015, and…what’s coming in 2017?

    • Ultron

      I’ve thought for the past 2 years we were getting an AC WiiU…all signs pointed toward it and then we got happy home designer and fuckin’ amiibo festival bullshit. I have no hopes 🙁

      • Maybe they were killing Wii U already…

        “So Wii U just die!” (hands it Amiibo Festival)

        • Ultron

          My soul split on the day amiibo festival was revealed. -glares at E3 2015-

    • EarthenWarrior

      Imagine
      Animal Crossing VR….WAIFU EDITION
      Animal XXXING
      invite your local neighbors for drinks, things lead to things and you can start to date, have late night texts
      Snap a picture of your genitals and send them over
      And if all things go right you can invite them over TO GIVE THEM THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, or break down pathetically and start crying, you gotta earn that charisma
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      • It’s more likely to be made with human characters first though… and also no one wants to make an Adults Only rated game as it’s the death knell for sales since no mainstream retailer will wanna carry it. 🙂

  • MelloMori
    • MelloMori

      Bowser really is the best dad.

      • Ultron

        They need to say who the momma is…and have it not be peach cause that is rapey

        • MelloMori

          yeah. Well we know that most of his kids are adopted, but Bowser Jr need’s to know his Momma.

          • Ultron

            The koopalings were adopted!?

          • MelloMori

            Yeah. That’s more or less what’s been implied in the official lore at this point. Kinda like how Bowser himself was an Orphan is heavily implied.

          • Ultron

            Never knew that

          • MelloMori

            Gametheory did a good video on it awhile back if you have time for a good watch. Generally it’s just the stuff presented over the years in Mario talking about how Bowser wants Peach more to be a motherly figure and a wife.

            https://youtu.be/RlegP4oaFDY

    • EarthenWarrior

      My favorite scene of….paper jam….is how the Bowsers nearly kill the Mario bros after they beat the Bowser Jrs

      We honestly never see dialogue

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Well, my job here is done. See you all tomorrow (today, actually it’s past midnight for me).

  • ShinyXatu
  • EarthenWarrior

    I’m scared…..
    It says I updated my info, and it was pre-ordered, but it’s not showing up in my order history……..I just want a solid answer
    Yes it was pre-order and will be ready for pick up upon availability

    • Is it confirmed yet?

      I’d call them or something.

      • EarthenWarrior

        It says it was pre-order with a product number and everything but IM FREAKING OUT

  • MelloMori

    So you know, now that we do have a vague Idea of the Switches power, and hearing Nintendo stress it as a homeconsole, I really wonder if we’ll see it move towards serving both markets, or simply trying to change how the home console market needs to function.

  • I can’t believe I’m buying the Switch on launch… not because of Zelda, not because of any other announcements… but because of PUYO PUYO TETRIS!!! Am I really dreaming!

  • Golden_Monferno

    Hey @Dicie if you are still on can I ask you something?

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