With just over one more day until the big Nintendo Switch press conference (and don’t worry, we’ll be covering it!), fans are understandably excited. Pokémaniacs are particularly keen to hear about the rumored title that brings Pokémon Sun & Moon’s gameplay to the new console. While nothing has been outright confirmed, here is our mega list of rumors about Pokémon Stars (or Eclipse):

  • New Pokémon, Alolan Forms or Mega Evolutions: The game could add up to 20 (a number dropped by Laura Dale, gaming journalist) brand-new Pokémon or forms/evolutions to Alola. Whether or not these will be compatible with Pokémon Sun & Moon is currently unknown.
  • Improved Graphics: GameFreak didn’t skimp in Sun & Moon, but their successor will apparently utilize the Switch’s improved capabilities to breath HD life into Alola and its inhabitants.
  • Compatible with Sun & Moon: While the new Pokémon might not make it to your copies of Pokémon Sun or Moon, there will be ways to transfer existing Pokémon to Stars through an improved Pokémon Box app. Many are hoping that Pokémon caught in the console version will also be able to be transferred to the 3DS games as well.
  • Switch-Exclusive Features: Pokémon Stars will not only bring improved graphics to what we experienced in Sun & Moon, but will also introduce new features not found in the portable games. While not mentioned in the rumors, the animations found for walking Pokémon do hint that a companion system will be coming back to the overworld similar of that in Pokémon Yellow or HeartGold & SoulSilver.

This is mostly a compilation from various Twitter sources from gaming journalists, the initial leak, and also a Reddit AMA. The logo is an original creation of our wonderful moving and not official. If you missed it, don’t forget to check out for new Alolan Forms we’re hoping for!

Tell us in the comments about whether or not you expect Pokémon Stars to be revealed at the Nintendo Switch presentation!

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  • The Singular Kuppo

    WOW, if Alola looks already amazing on the 3ds, imagine how good it will look on the switch, I can’t wait. btw first

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Second :p

  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    Damn, we got stuck with an article for days and then got two so close XD

    I’m really interested in what they’ll do with Stars, and I’m particularly hopeful for the new Pokémon/Alola Forms. I really hope there’s at least one per type (including dual types), but I really wouldn’t mind if Fairy, Grass, Water and Normal didn’t get much new stuff. Ice, Dark and Steel need it more.

    Kinda hoping we get new forms of Oricorio (maybe one where it hadn’t absorbed any nectar at all?), Lycanroc (Eclipse version), and maybe a white Minior?

    Kinda hoping for new UBs and the obvious Necrozma form too

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Also, New Megas. Mega Silvally with Protean would be lit

      • The Last Kurusu

        Mega Ambipom and Mega Sunflora please

        • The Singular Kuppo

          Mega sunflora: sunflora absorbs so much solar energy that it catches fire and becomes a grass/fire type

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          Normal/Fighting Ambipom who uses its tails to fight and Grass/Fire literal sun flower Sunflora with drought

          Plz

    • The Singular Kuppo

      Will we get new megas? We will see what happens to Lillye and Lusamine, they’ll let Zygarde have a main role in the story for once? This and more in the next episode of Pokemon z stars!!!

      • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ
        • TheWinterMonster6893

          I had to think for a second what this song reminded me of and then once I got further into it I realized it’s the end theme for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure lol

  • BloodyRat EastGovnah

    I can see Alola get revamped like the tight spaces being made bigger to allow walking with pokemon

  • The Last Kurusu

    I’m sooo bored I just want Switch for Kirby and Stars thats it

  • The Last Kurusu

    Anyone remember this article?

    http://pokejungle.net/2015/04/01/pokemon-temporal-diamond-and-pokemon-spatial-pearl-announced/

    Makes me so mad it didn’t happen

    • The Singular Kuppo

      It may happen, who knows? 😉

      • The Last Kurusu

        This what I want before I die

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      PLEEEASE SOON

    • Prima-Azuril

      I’m hoping the it releases this OR next year, I don’t care if it’s too early, ORAS released the year after X/Y.

  • Josh Newsome

    Pokémon Stars: The 4 F̶a̶c̶t̶s̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶K̶n̶o̶w̶ Rumors that might be in the game, if it’s even real

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      yea its not really facts

  • Somerandomguy

    But they aren’t facts. We don’t even know if Stars is real

  • SpectralSeraph

    Reach for the moon, if you fail fly into a star and probably burn to death

    • Chaos

      You’ll have suffocated long before that

      • SpectralSeraph

        If you don’t suffocate that is

    • The Singular Kuppo

      Isn’t it easier to go back to earth?

      • SpectralSeraph

        Nah boi

        • SpectralSeraph

          I need to go back to land of Neptune

    • The closest star is the sun which is way further than the moon

  • Chaos

    The only real fact is that the game is unconfirmed.

    • zess

      I was just thinking that. I mean if anything it should be “Pokémon Stars: The 4 Rumors We Know”.

  • PJ

    They’re facts about a rumor. That’s like deep, man.

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      Mr PJ Sir, how much hype can we have tmmr?

      • PJ

        A lot I hope 🙂

        • BloodyRat EastGovnah

          You can tell im already super hyped through the roof

          • Cathytkelly

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            On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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      • Sharondbennett

        Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj319d:
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    • TheWinterMonster6893

      You’re such a tease hahaha

  • SpectralSeraph

    Facts

    False
    And not
    Confirmed
    That don’t mean
    Shit

    • TheNintendoChip

      Just because something is unconfirmed doesn’t mean it’s not true

      • SpectralSeraph

        Just trying to be creative

    • Chaos

      I can confirm some factual information that the next Pokémon games will have Pokémon in them.

      • SpectralSeraph

        HAWLY SHIT

  • zess

    You know what I would absolutely love for pokemon stars? The return of team galactic!

    • SpectralSeraph

      Green bowl haircut boiz

      • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

        They’re blue tho

        • SpectralSeraph

          Blue bowl haircuts

        • Prince Fae

          they’re teal a colour that fits between both blue and green so technically both of you are right and wrong

    • temporario23

      Leave that for DP remakes.

      • zess

        I think it would be nice to see another team try to rebuild itself in another region for once.

        • Prima-Azuril

          I’m sure Colress technically counts that part.

          • bay arroz

            Why? He’s so inconsequential in SM

          • Prima-Azuril

            Still he’s the only person from a different region team that appeared.

          • bay arroz

            That’s not true though

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Honestly the thing I’m most excited about is for a Pokemon game to actually be in HD finally. Stars could be just a regular port of Sun and Moon and I’d be super hyped as it’d finally bring the main series games into a world of good graphics. Anything else is just gravy for me. As for the Rumors I think the 20 extra monsters will be mostly likely forms/megas. I can’t see them putting out brand new Pokemon. Sure they could, but I doubt it. As for new features being in Stars that aren’t in the 3DS games I’d say that’s a given. Every game has their gimmicks and stars won’t be an exception. so yes there will be exclusive stuff to the Switch game. lol I will say I would like the companion Pokemon to come back. I watch a GameXplain video where they stated their top 5 wishes for Stars. In said video they made a good point about how in SuMo GF made it a point to have multiple characters talk about you and your slot 1 Pokemon a lot. Would make a lot of sense if that was prep for them bringing back walking Pokemon. lol

  • TCRowlet

    I just want a 2nd region

  • EarthenWarrior

    Jesus don’t scare me like that….
    I honestly jumped a little when I saw this

  • Prima-Azuril

    These are honestly the few things I hope from the games:

    – Fixed up, better version of Festival Plaza (immediate connection to Internet while going there)

    – New Mega Evolutions (at least 10 new please, and make lots of them for underrated Pokemon)

    -Compatibility with Pokemon Bank (so I can easily transfer to S/M on the 3DS, as well as to complete my Bank Dex)

    – New locations (I might not buy this game if it’s just the exact same locations, with no changes)

    – Different story (change it up, make there be new characters, new trials/captains, also new gyms, which I’d rather have this time)

    – Less glitches (Glitches 100% will happen, but hopefully there won’t be too many of them so most of the updates won’t be mainly for fixing them. I know coding is hard but maybe they should take as much time possible to release it.)

    That’s it!

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      But immediate connection would make it longer and more tedious for players who use it for offline features

    • – Yes
      – Yea but unlikely ; – ;
      – Yep
      – this is basically guaranteed
      – No this won’t happen. Unless there would be post game gyms
      – If these bugs didn’t exist we wouldn’t have gotten an update at all if makes no difference

      • Prima-Azuril

        I especially hope for New Mega Evolutions, they’re really fun. At least have a shop using FC instead of BP to buy all of them!

    • zess

      If we get new pokemon I really want evolutions for things like dunsparce Cacturn.

  • I like Stars version… for some reason

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      More Lillie perhaps? But that could be in any named version, not just Stars… Hmm, I wonder why?

      • Hopefully we will get more weather like storms…

        • zess

          I would like that and more move combinations like the the pledges, for example Electric Terrain combined with Rain Dance will make a thunderstorm weather effect that ups water and electric type moves while it has the chance to damage non electric type pokemon at the end of each turn. I would love move combos like that, imagine Fire Spin and Twister.

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Just realised that I wont be able to buy a Switch at launch because both Horizon: Zero Dawn and Mass Effect Andromeda release in March. Hate it when that happens, AAARG

  • Leo

    Hey, haven’t been on here in ages (and haven’t played pkm either) but I want to restart Sun. Can we already use the bank?

  • SpectralSeraph

    I honestly think my OU team is near perfect… sucks that it won’t be very good once bank releases

    • Chaos

      I bet it has a Toxapex

  • Switch hype x1000 can we just skip to tomorrow?

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      ;-;

    • EarthenWarrior

      I’ll get my Ocarina….app….
      I can’t play my real one…….

  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    So the Switch Stream is apparently 4am for me (unless the website I’m reading is wrong, which is a good chance)

    GameFreak Wtf

    • MelloMori

      Yes, how dare gamefreak schedule a press conference that they have no control over given that it’s Nintendo holding it, its being based in Japan and thus at a reasonable hour for them, and there’s no conformation of anything gamefreak is working on being shown off, so yeah.

    • The ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Kuppo

      Lol I think I will try to see the stream….(then fall sleep immediately)

  • UnburdenedLegume

    GameStop accidentally confirmed Stars, but quickly removed the link to their article (and the article itself) from their Twitter account. https://twitter.com/TendoGamer/status/818582282273456128/photo/1

    • bay arroz

      But that’s not new information. We knew a Pokemon game was coming to Switch

  • SomeGuy

    HD, console and on-the-go, main entry Pokémon games. <3

  • UnburdenedLegume

    If Stars is a Day One title i might have to switch priorities…

    • Spetsnaz

      i see what you did there (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

  • bay arroz

    If we’re being real here, wouldn’t the best way for Nintendo to move Switch units be to do another round of Kanto remakes? Especially considering how defunct the ones we have now are. Do I think “Stars” or a Gen 4 remake would do well? Yes. But being able to retread Kanto in full HD… I think sales-wise that’d be unbeatable

    • Vlad

      Only if they revamped and aged the region a bit. I would want to see major changes, like Kanto but 20 years later

  • Alyssa Dunn
    • Prince Fae

      im not overly familiar with the deffinition of toxic whiteness but if its anything like toxic masculinity then it can go away

      • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

        It’s just idiots who don’t realise that your race and gender don’t define you as a person, it’s your own personality

        TBF tho it’d be a sick name for a band

        • Prince Fae

          Are you referring to toxic whiteness or the victims of it.

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            All of them

            There’s nothing wrong with being white, it doesn’t define you as a person at all. You can have rich/entitled/downright evil black people, Hispanic people, East Asian people, Indian people, native Americans, like literally every planet in the world

          • Prince Fae

            Your statement is 100% true.

            But apparently that is not what toxic whiteness is

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            Tbh its going to be stupid any way it’s phrased

          • Prince Fae

            I mean, the idea that some white people think they are discriminated against as a whole because they are white is stupid in its own right, but then again I feel like the only people who think this probably live in the deep south and hate non white people anyways.
            Not saying thats true, just what I expect to be true

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            But people do get discriminated against for being white? It’s much less common to the point of literally just being isolated instances, but it’s discrimination none the less

          • Prince Fae

            I’m not saying it doesnt happen, but its not a huge problem like other races have to deal with constantly. Honestly I feel like in the very minimal instances that it does occur, a lot of the people they are hating on white people have been discriminated against by white people their whole lives and fight back because they have had enough (in a very misguided way but still) but I imagine what the term was coined for, as I was trying to get out, is people like my father. A man who literally blames the world for his problems and when he sees other people finally getting decent treatment by others and the media feels the need to basically lash out because for once he is left out and its not all about him. People who feel that gays finally getting equal rights in some parts of the world is special treatment. People who have literally only experienced privileged their whole lives and when the world finally stops revolving around them and including others, they call it discrimination on them. Those are the people I feel this term was coined for, of course this happens with other groups of people to, but thats not the point, thats not the focus, obviously we should as a society strive for equal rights across the board but these people are the ones that are basically standing in the way of progress waving their hands and crying to go back to the good old days.

            This is my point and I hope I have eloquently worded it so that you understand my point. Its not meant to say that other issues don’t exist but that it itself can be an issue and does not take away from the fact that there are instances where white people are discriminated against and it is a totally valid claim.

            -With love and hopefully understanding, Fae.

          • LinksDaydream

            I was reading your comments and I thought you were a typical SJW until I read this. I think I understand now. Trump supporters this applies to, and that person I see troll your site who think sun and moon r bad. Is that guy ok? I don’t post much anymore, just observe but sometimes he makes me laugh

          • Prince Fae

            you must be talking about saggy flopdust

          • The Last Kurusu

            This is also true

          • The Last Kurusu

            This I agree fully on

      • Spetsnaz

        whats toxic masculinity?

        • Prince Fae

          [Toxic masculinity is a cultural perspective held by some men which emphasizes the importance of their obtaining dominance and control.]

          Its pretty much the reason that men act like dicks and have it ingrained in themselves and others that you have to act a certain way to be a man otherwise there is something wrong with you, it goes hand in hand with fragile masculinity. Like there are men out there that think that they cannot use a goddamn umbrella because in their world view that makes them less of a man.

          • Spetsnaz

            so it’s another made up, fake term?

          • Prince Fae

            Toxic masculinity is very real, trust me.

            I feel like because of a lot of misguided SJWs people don’t actively take a lot of things seriously that are affecting us in a very real way and hurting us as a society. Its unfortunate that certain things are just brushed aside when they are so present in our everyday lives. :/

          • Spetsnaz

            im not saying it’s not something that happens, im just saying they come up with names for every little thing anymore. I can that being an asshole, not “toxic masculinity”

          • Prince Fae

            accurate

        • Prince Fae

          Its like why a lot of men speak with their fists instead of having a reasonable conversation, because they think that is what it means to be a man,

      • Prince Fae

        Ok so I just looked it up and its basically the belief that some white people have that makes them think that they are just as much victims of discrimination as people of colour based on their race. So yeah it can go.

    • Spetsnaz

      he article, the ad, its all just….

    • The Last Kurusu

      Ziggy should see this BS right here

    • Prima-Azuril

      DELETE THAT! DELETE IT BEFORE YOU-KNOW-WHO ARRIVES!

      • He’s goona pop up whenever he wants

  • UnburdenedLegume

    OMG I just saw the best Water/Ice fakemon EVER!! I wished GF would draw some inspirations from the fan base, so many good designs.

  • EarthenWarrior
    • Claus H. Luíz

      Sorry, but… I don’t get it. What’s so shocking?

      • EarthenWarrior

        I caught a shiny noctowl ya dingus

        • Claus H. Luíz

          Ohhh. Sorry, the pixelated sprite of the olden days through me off. Congrats.

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Now you can be Ash

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      sucks its stuck there forever

      • EarthenWarrior

        Oh well it’s a nice find

        • BloodyRat EastGovnah

          it is congrats

  • EarthenWarrior

    YESSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS TYROUGE EVOLVED INTO HITMONTOP!!!!!!
    Thus making it my 6th and final member for this team
    Feraligatr
    Donphan
    Crobat
    Ursaring
    Piloswine
    Hitmontop

    Now I gotta go power grind everyone until….50 to clean several clocks of the elite four

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Hitmontop

      More like

      Traumatic flashbacks of evolving that little shite for my PokéDex

      • Yu Narukami

        Why couldn’t there be a simpler way to evolve Tyrogue? ;_;

    • Prima-Azuril

      Aren’t you going to evolve Piloswine?

      • The Last Kurusu

        Gen2 is what he’s playing

        • Prima-Azuril

          Ohhh, no wonder there were a lot of Gen 2 Pokemon! In fact, all of the are gen 2, I thought it was Sun/Moon or X/Y.

          • The Last Kurusu

            Understandable

  • The Last Kurusu

    Guys question
    For a pokemon should I dervive its name from the word fowl (water fowl) or feathers?

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Depends on the Pokémon’s appearance and attitude?

      • The Last Kurusu

        Its a small Blue and pink bird that likes to dance about in marshes (First stage of a Flamingo pokemon)

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          Probably feathers then tbh

          • The Last Kurusu

            Ok Its my water starter and I want names before designs

  • UnburdenedLegume

    OMGGG YESSSS

    Secresh
    Collective Pokemon
    Dark/Fairy

    These Pokemon are very quick footed and will take anything shiny, Their large ears allow them to hear humans from 30 miles away

    • The Last Kurusu

      I’m working on a theiving pokemon as well but this thing I’m making is OP for its ability

      • The Last Kurusu

        Its ability
        Super Thief
        “Any time a Z-Move or Mega is activated if its out on the field it takes it and raises its stats (all of them) to the maximum power.”

    • The Singular Kuppo

      Shiny pokemon hunter’s nemesis

    • Chaos

      Sableye is that you?

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Terrabull
    Ox Pokemon
    Fighting/Ground
    No Guard/Moxie

    These Pokemon guard their territories at all costs, no matter what. They spar with each other to raise their attack and defense

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      is the name suppose to be a pun lol

  • LinksDaydream

    I wish I had money to buy a switch, my grandmother had to buy me Pokemon moon and my brother steals my 2DS a lot

  • UnburdenedLegume

    Manticub
    Groundwater Pokemon
    Poison/Ground
    Water Absorb/Poison Touch and HA Moxie
    3’05”
    64.6 lbs

    These Pokemon contaminate water at the source by injecting toxins from its tail inside of it, but are also able to absorb contaminants into its body to clean.

    They strive by devouring trash and soil and extruding it through its tail and into water

    Venevore
    Groundwater Pokemon
    Poison/Ground
    Water Absorb/Poison Touch, HA Moxie
    5’06”
    154.6 lbs

    These Pokemon contaminate water with poison so powerful that it can dissolve skin and bone in seconds.

    They absorb toxins and trash into its body through its tail to nourish itself.

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok this is super dumb
    They make it so you have to go through a bunch of legwork to get to Victory Road and I figure since its a new area I could just fly back and deposit my HM Slave (spare me your taunts and jeers) but I get my Ursaring back only to find that I CAN’T fly back since it’s technically in Kanto…

    T_T…

  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    So finally came up with my starter trio after ages of not having one

    A literal crab apple (Grass > Grass > Grass/Poison)

    A fiery goat (Fire > Fire > Fire/Fairy or Fire/Ghost, haven’t decided yet)

    An eye themed newt (Water > Water/Psychic > Water/Psychic)

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Similar to Kalos, they have a magic theme! 😀

      Poison apple

      Sacrificial animal

      Eye of newt

    • SpectralSeraph

      Cool! I’d pick the Newt

  • BloodyRat EastGovnah
    • MelloMori

      Now if Only Miyamoto would announce his retirement. One can only dream really.

      • What no

      • Prima-Azuril

        Miyamoto is an excellent director though.

        • MelloMori

          In his past, yes. Presently though, not so much. It’s becoming abundantly clear that He’s past his prime. The man’s 64 years old and the sad truth is that we can see that the less influence he has on the game, the better it tends to do, while the more influence he has over it, the worse it performs. I mean its saying something when the dev team of Color Splash has to come out and say that their sorry if people are disappointed in the game, but they were forced to make the game that Miyamoto wanted to make.

          honestly we all know that his time’s coming to an end. H’es been training up teams that can take over for when he’s gone, and honestly the new Brass for Nintendo seems to be doing a lot better for them then Miyamoto has done in the last few years.

      • Ithsme

        You really do have a doomsday vision for Nintendo don’t you?
        Everytime the Switch or the company is brought up in coversation, you always have your two cents on why they aren’t a good company or why the Switch is going to fail again.

        • MelloMori

          No, far from it. I’m a realist. I like looking at things factually and trying to figure out what could happen based on them. Do I have some strong opinions? Yeah I do, as does everyone here. Though again I did explain my logic on my statement being honest that Miyamoto’s generally should probably retire for the sake of the company given he really doesn’t seem to be helping out Nintendo. He’ll forever be a legend in gaming, but the simple truth is that he hasn’t been doing a lot of good in gaming in recent years. He’s focused more on innovation over making enjoyable games, and has made games worse for it.

          At the same time though, I could be just as critical of you saying that your a blind-eye idealist who see’s everything perfect and that Nintendo can’t do anything wrong ever.

          Look I don’t want to be rude, but I do feel you should be critical of most things if you see them as genuine problems. Did that previous article on this site complain about things in Sun and Moon make me roll my eyes? yeah, of course. But I’ll never say that the person was wrong for feeling they were a problem and would rather hear them out as to why they felt they were. Right now I see a lot of risks that Nintendo is taking with the switch, and I want to discuss them, hopefully seeing why other’s don’t see them as a problem. I want to see things from another angle and not leave it at “I’m right, your wrong so shut up.” because that doesn’t contribute anything.

          • Ithsme

            Your realism just always comes off as pessimism to me. I’ll admit, I am a blind-eye idealist, I’m not going to deny that, but all I’ve ever heard from you about the switch are negative things about why it’ll likely fail and how it’s subpar to other consoles. There’s a subtle difference between realism and the doomsday outlook I keep seeing. A realist view would recognize the problems, but also recognize that Nintendo has done numerous things right this time around, and that there’s a chance of a massive success as well as a second Wii u situation. I’m not trying to call you out for recognizing legitimate issues and concerns about the switch and Nintendo, but when that’s the only things I ever hear about these topics from you, it gives me the impression that you believe that they will fail, not that you’re recognizing both options.

          • MelloMori

            I’m sorry if I’ve come across this way to you, and I want to admit I am excited for the switch. I’m just cautiously concerned with a lot of things since to me I’m approaching this as Nintendo needing to sell me the switch then being lined up at the door with my money ready. I want to see it succeed more then I’ve come across. Its just more of a case again of being concerned with its direction at times and wanting to be realistic with things. Like expressing concern with that one rumor that not only will the battery life be poor, but the battery can’t be easily replaced, but that could easily be solved by including a better battery in the switch at an increased cost to it.

            Also I suppose its hard to try to look at things from both sides when you are surrounded by those who are hyped. Once there you really don’t want to admit to chance of failure, and naturally you’ll want to ignore negativity. Really I can’t wait to see what we’ll see tomorrow, what ever it is, and while I’m fairly certain its not going to appeal to me, I really want to see Nintendo not blunder this up.

          • Ithsme

            Honestly, I shouldn’t’ve said anything, it was never my place to say, so I should be the one apologizing. Don’t feel bad for the way I interpreted your opinions, that’s my own problem. The way I see it, you represent a majority of the market, the market that Nintendo needs to impress if they want the console to succeed. I, on the other hand, as a Nintendo super fan, am at dangerous levels of hype, which, if Nintendo screws up, could lead to a bunch of dissapointment, but hey, that’s just par for the course for me. I’m sort of the opposite, whatever happens tomorrow I’m sure that I’ll still try to buy the switch day one, but Nintendo is pretty much my only gaming medium.

      • Ziggy Fartdust

        Maybe a white man will step up to the plate.

    • Daedardus

      I can’t describe how amazingly clever and well-put together this thing is.

    • OH DANG HYPE

  • Wes

    I feel so odd because I honestly don’t care about new games right now. I’m still satisfied with Sun and Moon. Even though it’s still a (rumored) reveal, not a release, it will kill a lot of enthusiasm for Sun and Moon.

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Tbh I feel like this is a weird thing people are only just now bringing up

      It’s been like this for most of the franchise’s lifespan, annual releases and all. By the time Stars comes out, SuMo will probably of already been around a year old and the hype would’ve organically died by then mostly

      • Wes

        Every time we’ve gotten a new generation, we’ve had two years before the next big games. Generation 6 is the ONLY exception to this. That’s not most of the franchise’s lifespan.

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          Referring to all games in the franchise, not just new ones

          For example, Platinum (also better received than DPPt) was only the newest game for a year

          • Wes

            Platinum wasn’t the first in a generation either. With a new generation, they want to give us plenty of time with it and not rush the process of rolling out new games. The period between games decreases as a generation starts to lose its appeal. Generation VII is still far from losing its appeal.

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            I highlighted it wasn’t the first tho by comparing it to DP

            Also, they’re a business, yearly releases are better for money and most people who would’ve bought the game would’ve done so by now

            Also SuMo has a bad post game and investing in the Switch is a smart business move

    • TCRowlet

      Sun and Moon have grown really boring for me. Post-game’s about the same as XY tbh.

      • Chaos

        Version 1.1. Still no Battle Frontier.

        The wait continues.

        • TCRowlet

          Seriously. The most memorable games are the ones with a kickass post-game.

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          I’d prefer something different tbh, I feel battle frontier is overhyped and frankly, tedious if they make more facilities seeing how most of the facilities are even more luck based than a game notorious for its PRNG

          • Chaos

            Well as long as it’s something, as opposed to absolutely nothing.

      • Wes

        Well all the games have to end somewhere. If the post-game had been more fleshed out you’d probably still be finished at this point in time, making a similar complaint. I felt there was plenty to do post-game, and I’m still enjoying it.

        • Daedardus

          I could easily clock 200 hours into DPPt, not so much in the latest games… The difference in post-game quality is definitely there.

          • Wes

            I guess our gameplay personalities affect our perception of a post-game too drastically too agree. I’ve got 257 hours on Moon alone, which is way more than any other game I’ve played. To me, the Battle Tree is the best thing that’s happened to the series, but I recognize that few people agree.

          • Daedardus

            I think I just enjoyed the radar more than all other shiny methods. It was the perfect combination of both skill and luck. The underground was also a lot of fun to play with friends.
            But yeah, maybe it’s just my age. Back then I had days of almost nothing to do all day, now I have to be a responsible adult, ugh :P.

        • TCRowlet

          Probably not if there was something of substance to do. I don’t have complaints about Emerald, HGSS, Platinum, or BW2, because their post-games kept me entertained. Sun and Moon are lacking just like XY, which is a shame.

  • Alyssa Dunn
  • Alyssa Dunn

    hey I also found yellow nectar

  • Still not convinced until something official

  • Wes

    What causes the “This Battle Video can’t be played.” message in the Battle Video? I can’t watch any of my videos on Sun or Moon.

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      The update

      • Wes

        So are they completely inaccessible now?

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          Ye

  • EarthenWarrior

    Well i beat the Elite Four with minimal effort (Rollout and Icy Wind are super OP)
    final team
    Feraligatr: 46
    Donphan: 41
    Crobat: 39
    Ursaring: 38
    Piloswine: 40
    Hitmontop: 38

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Reminds me of my Vaporeon sweep of Lance XD

      • ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Kuppo ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

        Not a false prophet anymore

  • Alyssa Dunn
    • Prince Fae

      you need to stop. You’re not funny.

      • Alyssa Dunn

        i’m sorry about these dumb images i’ll stop these uncool ones until mr.saggy flarppz or whatever their name is, is gone but i won’t do dumb feminist ones

      • Poekoko

        If you knew who that was it would be funny.

        • I know who it is and it isn’t that funny

        • Prince Fae

          enlighten me

          • Anita Sarkeesian, a feminist blogger who made videos about feminism and video games and spurred on a huge controversy around gaming and a huge topic when Gamer Gate was happening.

            Her channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/feministfrequency

          • Prince Fae

            oh ok I had heard of gamer gate, but I don’t know who she is. I’m too lazy and uninterested to do more research right now. But tbh feminism in gaming should be more prevalent, the last female in gaming that had substance that I saw was Ellie from the last of us, but I have high hopes for Horizon, we’re getting there slowly, not every woman is scantly clad anymore so yay

          • I really do agree. We are making amazing progress though. I also really want more women as developers too. I think as gaming becomes more and more accepted into the mainstream it will even out

          • Prince Fae

            yasss

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            Scantily clad =/= ‘Without substance”

            Scantily clad ab guys can be considered of substance but attractive women can’t?

          • Prince Fae

            also I read her name as Anita Sharkeisha at first and LOL’ed

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            I feel like she’s overhated, but she completely over exaggerates ‘problems’, doesn’t seem to understand most people can differentiate a game from reality, and gender double standards

          • Oh yeah for sure. She is way overhated. People act like she is actually Satan and will take their games away. She does exaggerate her problems a bit and… well… yeah everything you said. I really don’t hate her though.

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            People need to lay off her imo, but I feel like I wouldn’t want to meet her IRL

          • Honestly I don’t think she would be THAT bad irl. But who knows

    • While I dislike Anita as much as the next person, a lot of the stuff she brings up as far as feminism and stereotypes isn’t totally wrong

      • Poekoko

        If you dislike Ziggy and think he is wrong, then how is this any different?

        Both of these 2 individuals bring in unwanted Political stuff into video games, which is not cool. (Anita and Ziggy)

        • Because Ziggy is saying straight up racist bigoted BS in a place where that is totally out of place and Anita has her own show where she talks about feminism. I don’t agree with her on a lot of things but she has some decent points.

          Also why should politics be kept out of games? You can find them in books and movies so why not games? Gaming is an art form and it should be used to explore ideas, even controversial ones

          • The Last Kurusu

            He is Bigoted but honestly everyone who bitches about

            Racism, Feminism, Politics, and everything in between is just… cringy so lets ignore this stuff and Play Pokemon!

          • Ithsme

            Here’s my answer, personally.
            I play video games to relax and escape harsh reality, so why do I want one major source of stress and part of that harsh reality in my escape?

          • Well look at games like Papers Please that have a bleak world and harsh decisions. Call of Duty is constantly building their stories around wars in the Middle East… at least they used to.

            Making games more serious and the such doesn’t mean the fun games are going to go away. Mario isn’t going to have a game with Toad refugees or something. Zelda isn’t going to make a game where Zelda goes to a Planned Parenthood.

            Limiting games to not tackling real issues just holds them back and limits them from being as amazing as they could be. I’m goona quote Extra Credits here:

            “People often ask that age-old question when will again make you cry while others of us remember the games already did make us cry. Well whenever it happens, unless those are tears of joy, when a game makes you cry, it won’t be because you’re having fun. You’ll be engaged, sure, you’ll be engaged as hell but that won’t be because you’re having fun. And you know, even the things we think of as fun are better because they aren’t entirely about fun. Star Wars, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings there all better for being able to tap into things that aren’t purely fun. Final Fantasy 10, System Shock, Planescape, even games like the Sims and Civilization are better for moments that aren’t simply about light-hearted pleasure. All fun all the time is a lot like all candy all the time no matter how good it tastes at first, by the 20th Snickers bar you’re just sick of it.

            A little savory makes the sweet even better so let’s stop focusing exclusively on fun and start examining what makes something engaging because that includes fun. Fun is one of the most engaging things out there but it’s not all there is and let’s talk about the way that games are actually engaging us with deep personal drama with terrifying sights with romantic sentiment or with an adrenaline high like diving out of a speeding plane. Nut let’s not confuse our terminology or limit the medium any longer just because we’re afraid of the challenge. There will always be games about having fun but if we’re going to truly get the most out of this medium or even if we want to just get the most fun out of it, we gotta get over this fear it’s time to move beyond fun and take this thing to the next level”

          • Ithsme

            Long answer, phew.

            I’m not saying to limit what developers want to do, but personally I don’t want to have to think about the stresses of the real world when playing video games. But that’s what we have different types and genres of games, people can play whatever suits them best. Variety is what makes video games great.

          • Exactly, then why is is a problem to bring politics into games? I mean look at Bioshock. for another example.

          • Ithsme

            I guess l should’ve worded my first answer better. What I meant was I want real world politics kept out of the video games I play, not all games. I don’t mind like fantasy politics and such, but I don’t want to play a game based on a refugee crisis or something. 😛

          • Poekoko

            Please, politics should not be in video games, video games should be an escape from reality, not a PC politics-fest.

          • Why is it okay in movies then? Aren’t movies escapes too? What about drawings? Political cartoons exist and art is many people’s escape. Why limit games by saying “you can have this or that in a game because controversy”

            As I said below, so many games benefit because they explore difficult and more controversial topics. Games are art. You wouldn’t tell an artist not to draw about something political because you look at art to relax. You wouldn’t say a writer cant right about the political climate of today. Why with games?

          • write*

          • Poekoko

            But do the games Anita and Ziggy talk about have ANYTHING to do with Politics, no. Those books, movies, comics, are all MADE for politics, Pokemon isn’t. Neither is Lara Croft, and many other games.

          • Sure they aren’t made for politics, but that doesn’t mean we can’t learn from them. Lara Croft, lets face it, is gaming’s sexy symbol. She is basically the sexy video game character that started alot of the objectification of women in games. And that’s a problem. That doesn’t mean she is a bad character or Tomb Raider is a horrible game, it just means one thing it does is a bit problematic. That whole situation can teach us that women are objectified to an unfair degree and it isn’t always an okay thing. (Note that men are just as objectified, just more in a huge tough guy with guns blazing and a 6 pack)

            And I’d argue that alot can be found from Pokemon in terms of real life issues. I mean Black and White is basically questioning the ethics of making these monsters fight. And I actually struggled with that idea playing through even though I was younger. The conclusion I and the game came to was actually a great message. That in the bigger picture, it isn’t Black and White. Sure people abuse animals but alot of them love them and care for them like they are just fluffy children.

            Wanting to keep politics out of gaming, even just examining it even if not really intended by the developers is just hurtful to the medium. What if no one was allowed to talk about how Bioshock explores Ayn Rand. Or the way Papers, Please deals with morals and how that applies to life.

            Nothing about it is being “PC”. It is about being an art. Art has meaning. We can learn from it. People look at art and feel different things and those differences could spawn a healthy discussion that ends in both sides feeling more fulfilled because of that art. If Anita calls out a game like GTA or something for having a Strip Club, could that not be an opportunity to question if places like that are okay? (Just saying I think they are okay) Let people analyze games. Let people look at Gone Home and see how homophobia can affect people. Look at Undertale and see how conflict doesn’t always have to be solved with violence. Politics should NOT be off limits. Nothing should be offlimits.

  • AuroraLights493

    As exciting as an announcement would be…would we really get one this soon after Sun and Moon?
    Correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t the spaces between announcements and the previous titles been longer than this?

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      It likely won’t happen until around May imo.

      • AuroraLights493

        Yeah, exactly. I’m also thinking April/May.
        But then again…if they really want to hype this up, who knows? Maybe they’ll do what they did for X/Y, and announce it in January?

    • Alyssa Dunn

      yeah they have been but this is weird that they want to make this earlier than expected.

  • MenacingCascoon

    I dont expect stars info tomorrow. Too soon for Pokemon announcement.

    • MenacingCascoon

      And if stars is a thing. It better be WAY better than any 3ds Pokemon game for it to be on Switch. I have HIGH expectations.

      • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

        TBF it’s probs gonna be a third version/sequel esc thing held back by using the same or similar engine to SuMo but using the extra power for graphical and other things (walking Pokémon, perhaps?), although we’re expecting more Pokémon as well

        • Prima-Azuril

          Even os it’ll still be compatible on the 3DS.

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            That’s a funny joke

          • Prima-Azuril

            Like you?

    • Ithsme

      I definitely agree, they wouldn’t announce it so early (but I do think it exists).

  • Lol so I got switched into AP world history and spent 40 minutes in the wrong class because my schedule was printed wrong >.>

    • TheNintendoChip

      Nice one fam
      I had my schedule changed just before senior year started (b/c I didn’t have Calc BC even though I literally spent all high school planning to take it), and it switched a lot of my schedule around. I talked to more than one teacher before class to inform them that my schedule switched. A lot of them were like “Well you just messed up all my seating charts. Thanks fam”

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      I hate stuff happening with class changes, nothing’s really happened to me (my Psychology > Chem switch was smoothish) but so much of my friends have had to ensure so much bullshit :/

    • Ithsme

      If you’re planning to take the AP exam with less than a semester in the class, good luck. 😛

  • AGDQ IS PLAYING MIGHTY NUMBER 9 AT 5:12 YUSSSS

    I cant wait to see them break that garbage

  • Prince Fae

    SOOO MY SHIFT TMRW GOT CANCELLED SO NOW I CAN WATCH THE SWITCH THING!!!

    In case you didn’t know I’m excited.

    • EarthenWarrior

      i love to one hit KO them

      • Well thats why I dont use it against Ground types

        • The Last Kurusu

          Or Air Ballon it

    • Ithsme

      Looks like a mermaid in the middle one.

  • Wes

    I just hatched my first 6IV Pokemon… which would be great if I wasn’t trying to avoid the Speed stat. :/

    • What poke?

      • Wes

        Oranguru.

    • MenacingCascoon

      Breed it with a 6iv ditto and its guaranteed 5iv babies

      • Wes

        I’ll do that now!

  • Arin just named his Misdrevous “Spooky Tits” in the Sun lets play of Game Grumps

  • Ithsme

    I have like an hour before I get picked up from school and I’m bored. Please don’t die on me comments section. ;_;

    Also I haven’t seen he-who-must-not-be-named in the comments yet I’ve scrolled past plently political discussions lol

    • Wes

      Comments may die on you, but just as a heads up, you’ve been @’ed on the forums. 😉

      • Ithsme

        Ooh, time to check it out.

    • on the topic of Anita… I really love this little short series

      • Ithsme

        I don’t really know or care who that is, so….

        • Still a great series anyways.

          • Ithsme

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • TGSChu

    Pokémon Stars will be available for the Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo Switch this summer 2017. Pokémon Eclipse will be available for the Nintendo Switch a month after Pokémon Stars.
    Pokémon Z will be available for the Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo Switch anytime in 2017.

  • The Last Kurusu

    I have my Fire and Water starter names what do you think

    Matabull-Fire (Mix of Matador and bull)

    Flethingo-Water (Mix of Flamingo and Feathers)

    • The Last Kurusu

      Why no one care?

  • I think I’m taking a break from Rad Red until the weekend. I wanna watch AGDQ and the Switch event tomorrow so for all of you who were looking forward to that…. sorry?

    I have a three day weekend though so wooop

    • Ithsme

      I have at minimum 4 days and max 6.

  • InfinityD4

    is it weird I first heard of her on an animation of her and dodger being crazy geese people and attacking jesse cox with an army of geese?

  • Ithsme

    Turns out the comments weren’t dying, I just have to refresh to see new ones. -___-

    • same x.x

      • Ithsme

        It’s been happening off and on recently for me, and I know you’ve said things about this before, so idk what’s going on.

    • Wes

      Ditto. :/

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Same and I’m as triggered as a Sarkesian in a sarlacc pit

    • The Last Kurusu

      Comments normally die on me too bud I just sit in wait till I get bored then lay back and… do nothing

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I’ve been having this issue for days -_-

    • Golden_Monferno

      I remember that I was very freaked out as to why the comments weren’t popping up the first time around in Pokejungle, and then after 10 minutes I realized what happened

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Kiawes trial was funny, I really enjoyed it. I beat Salazzle with just my Dartrix, she Plucked the flesh from the bones of the summoned Salandit and eventually finished Salazzle by cutting her up with a Razor Leaf, after leaving her Astonished. I did have to use my Pickup Lillipups as sacrificial healers, mostly to remove Toxic.

  • Wes

    I’ve gotten 2 6IV Oranguru and 16 5IV, and yet every single one of them has a perfect Speed IV. This is statistically improbable! I just want a slow Oranguru!

    • Monkeyfuzz

      When Bank opens I have a 31/31/31/31/31/00 Numel you can borrow to breed with it if you like.

  • Golden_Monferno

    Comment Question:
    If you were in charge of making one Z move for an existing Pokemon in Stars, what would that Pokemon be, what’s happening during the move, andwhat would the name of the Z move be?

    • Ithsme

      Make a z-move for togekiss that drops a giant egg nuke.
      It’s like what egg bomb should’ve been, idk

      • Golden_Monferno

        The name of the Z move should totally be Eggtinction

        • Ithsme

          Perfect!

    • The Last Kurusu

      For kicks
      Weavile
      Weavium Z
      “A freezing area appears while the opposing pokemon is encased in Ice, then Weavile Moves its claws to cover its face then in a split second shows it disappear then slash the opponent in half.”
      Name: Freezing Super Slash

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Farfetch’d. Farfecthium Z. Giant Leeks erupt from the ground around the opponent, Farfecth’d draws a special giant Leek Blade. It the jumps around on the Tree like Leeks like a ninja from Naruto, launching itself at the opponent from all directions and slashing at them, ending in a large final strike that leaves a giant cut in the ground. Probably called something like Leek Lashing or Onion Overkill.

  • The Last Kurusu

    I have done it My Starters are named

    Mozmur
    Matabull
    And Flethingo!

    Guess which is which?

    • Ithsme

      Grass, Fire, and Water?

      • The Last Kurusu

        Correct

        Mozmur is Grass
        Matabull is Fire
        Flethingo is Water

    • Golden_Monferno

      I think it’s:
      Fire
      Grass
      Water

      • Golden_Monferno

        Wait nevermind I was wrong XD

        • The Last Kurusu

          They actually do have kind of interesting name backgrounds

          Mozmur- The mix of Mozo (Galic for Sapling) and Lemur

          Matabull- The mix of Matador and Bull

          Flethingo- The mix of Flamingo and Feathers

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            A lemur, a bull and a flamingo? Really nice trio, and quite unique!

          • The Last Kurusu

            Thank you

      • The Last Kurusu

        Nope Grass, Fire, Water

    • The Last Kurusu

      Just for clarification on pronunciation

      Mozmur (Mozz-mer)

      Matabull (Maatuh-bull)

      Flethingo (Fleh-thing-go)

  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    Tfw you make the worst starter names ever

    Crab Apple Pokémon (Becomes a Snow White Reference, two Grass types and one Grass/Poison)

    Zoealus (Zo-ee-alis) (Zoea + Malus)
    Pommancer (Pom-ans-ir) (Pomme + Cancer)
    Cancechant (Can-sey-chant) (Cancer + Enchant)

    Fire Goat Pokémon (Sacrificial Ritual reference, as well as a theme of escaping your blame through someone else. Two Fire-Types, one Fire/Ghost)

    Scapyro (Skay-py-ro) (Scapegoat + Pyro)
    Caprafice (Cah-pra-fise) (Capra aegagrus hircus + Sacrifice)
    Samaytr (Sah-may-ter) (Satyr + Marytr)

    Eye Newt Pokémon (Eye of newt if it isn’t obvious. One Water-Type, two Water/Psychic types)

    Ocularv/Ocularva (O-cue-larv(a)) (Ocularva + Larva)
    Eftele (Eff-tell-ay) (Eft + Telekinesis/Telepathy/Teleport)
    Tritonorus (Try-tonne-oar-ris) (Triton + Triturus)

    Zoea is a baby crab
    Malus is the type of apple a crab apple is
    Pomme is French for apple (hopefully common knowledge)
    Cancer refers to crabs, no relation to the condition
    Capra a. h. refers to domestic goats
    A Satyr is a mythological goal man
    A baby newt is referred to as a larva
    Eft refers to a life stage of newt
    Triton is an ancient Greek God, a son of Poseidon
    Triturus is a type of newt

    • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

      Pokédex Entries

      Zoealus

      Acid: They are born in the leaves of Leppard trees, as the newborns camouflage well with the berries. They leave when all the Zoealus grow too big to share the tree.

      Base: They scuttle through Leppa orchids, creating a carpet of red, yellow and green. Very few Zoealus survive to evolution due to how tasty they are.

      Pommancer

      Acid: Pommancer are believed to what influenced early humans to farm, as they use their claws to cultivate, plant and harvest. Due to this, great respect is given to Pommancer in rural areas.

      Base: Pommancer are often in fighting over the orchids they make, as one group accidently infringes on another. The losers are an easy meal for Flying-Type Pokémon.

      Cancechant

      Acid: Whilst its regular form is a vibrant red, green and yellow, its shiny form glows with the luster of gold. It is said in another region that three ancient dieties fought over a shiny Cancechant.

      Base: Sick of being consumed, Cancechant has evolved to be produce toxins with its excess energy. Despite being packed full of poison, it tenderly cares for its plants and its loved ones.

      • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

        Scapyro

        Acid: The term ‘Scapegoat’ derives from this Pokémon’s name, and the name given to Pokémon similar to it. Guilty people and Pokémon seem drawn to accusing Scapyro.

        Base: Small embers can be conjured from its curly horns, but its ability to manipulate fire is very poor. Naturally, inexperienced trainers blame Scapyro for this natural flaw.

        Caprafice

        Acid: It was used in the past for sacrificial purposes. Due to this, wild Caprafice have an immense distaste for humans and has a hair trigger temper.

        Base: It can blow flames from its horns as a musician can blow sound from a trumpet. These horns were once filled with food to be feasted on after a ritual.

        Masaytr

        Acid: If they see their young in any trouble at all, they will recklessly insert themselves into battle. Thus goes against their usually quiet demeanor.

        Base: Silent in most cases, it’s believed to be planning how to give to those they love, or take from those who’ve wronged them. Their horn flames burn blue.

        • SpectralSeraph

          Oooooh!

        • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

          Ocularva

          Acid: Its eyes are black and beady. Staring into them is said to give weak compulsions that can take hold if caught by surprise or given to young children.

          Base: It is a timid creature that needs to spend a lot of time in water. Due to this, trainers are advised to carry around at least one other Water-Type with Ocularva.

          Eftele

          Acid: They can control the minds of young children and older people with weak wills. It can only do it shortly, so it uses it as an escape method.

          Base: They now spend their time exclusively on land, although with a heavy preference for damp areas or those high in rain.

          Tritonorus

          Acid: They have the most irresistible mind control of all Pokémon, but it cannot be maintained for as long as others such as Malamar. Sometimes, Tritonorus hypnotises people and Pokémon for its own amusement.

          Base: Amphibious, it can spend extremely long periods of time on either land or water – up to months at a time. It uses its psychic powers to amplify its movement in either terrain.

  • BloodyRat EastGovnah

    its so unreal tomorrow is the switch event, felt like yesterday we saw the reveal trailer

    • Ithsme

      I feel like it was last year!
      No seriously, it feels like forever ago, but I cannot be more hyped right now.

      • BloodyRat EastGovnah

        I cant contain my hype

  • guys extra credits is really good if you dont watch them then watch them they are great

    • Ithsme

      I’ve seen a few, but I’m too busy watching stupid videos that take no effort to get sucked into those. xD

  • Mighty No. 9 is starting on AGDQ

    • Ithsme

      The only ones I care about now are Fire Emblem and Undertale.

  • zess

    Well my dog just ruined four days of hunting 😡 so now I’m gonna try soft resetting for something in poke pelago and start fresh tomorrow morning.

    • Ithsme

      How?

      • zess

        Had it charging on the table and she ran into the cord causing it to fall off and the game chip ejected. Just glad the DS and game itself still work fine.

  • Predictions for Switchmas:

    Everything sucks
    Everything is perfect and amazing

    • Ithsme

      My predictions:
      Less than what the hype led us to believe, but still amazing by launch standards.
      The birth of a meme (like Karen)

      • Aw I love Karen

        • Ithsme

          Karen amiibo, insta buy

      • BloodyRat EastGovnah

        Karen is best waifu

  • This Mighty No. 9 run sucks omg

    • Ithsme

      It’s MN9 what did you expect?

      • I thought there would be awesome crazy glitches or at least some entertaining tricks

  • Prince Fae

    So attempt number 3 for mauve fox king was a fail, I wasn’t paying attention and the battle ended, Idk if I hit run or killed it or what.

    Also I just realized that the switch thing is at like 11pm tmrw so I cant watch it anyways because I work really early the next morning :/

  • Switch Presentation is at 10PM for me omg

    anyways lets get roit into the news
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/01/11/shovel-knight-coming-to-nintendo-switch

    • Ithsme

      I’m just hoping my brother doesn’t insist on staying up with me to watch the entire thing, plus afterwards I’ll be trying for a preorder likely and I don’t need added distraction.

      Also cool, it’s like getting to open one switchmas present on switchmas eve.

      • BloodyRat EastGovnah

        so wait u dont have school now?

        • Ithsme

          On Friday I do (but there is possibility of a snow day), but if preorders go up Thursday night then my parents have agreed to let me use their credit card to preorder online.

          • BloodyRat EastGovnah

            Your parents seem so nice

          • Ithsme

            Haha they’re pretty cool with things like these, yeah.
            I’m still paying for it, but I’m probably just going to pay them directly.

          • BloodyRat EastGovnah

            Directly to them!

    • Prince Fae

      they announced that a while ago I thought, or maybe I’m just crazy? or psychic? lol

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah
      • BloodyRat EastGovnah

        then get called to a party

      • i have it on 3ds so

        • BloodyRat EastGovnah

          I dont, but hey now i can play the switch theme when undock it 🙂

        • Ithsme

          But now you can play it on the go with style.

        • MelloMori

          But…Female Shovel Knight. That’s gotta be worth a little more money to a great dev.

          • I’d rather play as Shield Knight tbh

          • MelloMori

            Wasn’t that also something in the works as well? I honestly can’t remember.

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      Iwata 🙁

  • Ithsme

    Also did the Wii u have a pack in?

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      Nintendo Land

  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    Karen is my idol and I’ll literally fight you if she isn’t yours

    • I’m disappointed in all of you

      • Ithsme

        Why?

        • I expected 5000 upvote for our girl AT LEAST

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Who?

          • MelloMori

            Ehh, she’s a cutie, but that niche hair and sweater don’t really appeal to people.

          • Excuse me?

          • Ithsme

            But she’s an icon among gamers

          • MelloMori

            I mean this sincerely, but is she actually someone I should know? Because with no knowledge of who she is she just seems to be an unrealistic actor who lives in an apartment with impossibly specific decor.

          • Ithsme

            Nah I’m just going purely off of the switch trailer lol

      • MenacingCascoon

        Pretty disappointed you posted one of these on a Pokemon site smh.

        • What are you saying? Karen is a uniting force in this world.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Not a bad looker who is this?

  • omg watching the old Nintendo E3 205 presentation and when he revealed the Game Boy Mini… it was so underwhelming I love it

  • BloodyRat EastGovnah

    watching the video Star posted, it been nice to see Nintendo do a on-stage presentation at e3 again

  • Because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true…
    (why did I make this)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a70b818d4b9521d1ff6f1a8a68056f66902543980a20be12b91be76e2d3c2968.jpg

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      because switch hype

    • Ultron

      …You’re missing the C in Switched. 😛

  • ShinyXatu

    I’m more depressed than usual today, and that’s saying something. I have my reasons, but I’m not going to share them. I just wish Nintendo could have my full attention right now, but life persists. Either way, we’re approaching our final lap and that flame of Nintendo excitement is always somewhere at my core! I’ll make it here tomorrow, regardless of the obstacles. I could really use an Animal Crossing reveal right about now, though.

    • Ithsme

      That sucks, I hope you brighten up soon.

      Also animal crossing or Xenoblade would shoot my hype through the roof.

  • zess
    • Ithsme

      Good luck for tomorrow!
      What are you going for next?

      • zess

        Thanks! I’m going to restart my Meowth hunt.

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      i heard you can also soft reset to see if it stays or not

      • zess

        If it isn’t there tomorrow *knocks on wood* I’ll have to put that to the test.

  • EarthenWarrior

    so my crystal game is coming to a screeching halt…i just turned Blue black and blue so now all is left is the Mute Marauder, The Crimson Champion, Some random 10 year old bloody stain who foiled a mob’s hostile takeover

    BUT as eager as i am to fight him and gloat provocatively he might be a tad tricky with a severe 40+ level difference…..

    • Ithsme

      Didn’t you just start like two days ago?

      • EarthenWarrior

        Yesterday….
        But throttle my good man Throttle
        if i were playing in….regular speed it would be clocking in at 157:14 so like roughly 6 days

        Throttle is by far my most abused exploitation whenever playing Roms for pokemon

        I can fight like 50 Pokemon in just 5-10mins so that equals POWER LEVELING BABY!!!

        • Ithsme

          That’s insane lol

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Ugh…..I think I have the Munchlax with the Snorlium Z, but I want to make sure…..The problem is I’m in a chain hunting for a shiny Dewpider………..I really wish I could get this Dewpider soon so I could make sure I have the Z crystal lol

  • Poekoko

    Did anyone see the Specter Knight’s DLC trailer a month ago for Shovel Knight? I am so hyped for King Knight’s after this!!!

  • Ithsme

    I really wanna go out switchmas caroling with everyone’s favorite switch trailer song.

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

  • EarthenWarrior

    Damn Disqus is being a total buttwiener i hafta refresh every new post

    • BloodyRat EastGovnah

      do you see me

    • TheNintendoChip

      I literally sat here for 4 hours thinking everyone had just left

    • I swear if this doesnt fix itself by tomorrow im goona be mad because I need real time reactions of everyone during the Switch stuff

      • BloodyRat EastGovnah

        Or we can use my switchmas chat 😉

        • EarthenWarrior

          only a last ditch

          • Ithsme

            You do realize the mods are gonna be annoyed if we hype about everything in the comments like twice per minute?

          • BloodyRat EastGovnah

            I think PJ said its fine. look at the top comment replies

          • Ithsme

            But I wanna abuse my mod powers.

      • EarthenWarrior

        DAMN YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!
        What’s the point of watching a big fat booty of an announcement as bodacious as the switch specs but with nary any peers to revel with?

        • big bodacious fat booty

          • EarthenWarrior

            The finer points of my advanced vocabulary

      • Ithsme

        Why not join the cool mods at the switchmas chatango?

    • Poekoko
  • Poekoko

    Everyone respond, so I can see “x other people are typing…” until I give up and refresh!

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Whos ready the switch event tmmr (who can actually see this without refreshing)

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I see it now my fellow Nintendo employee

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        is ur body ready

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          My body is reggie

    • I’m ready for Smash 4 Switch

  • TheWinterMonster6893
    • MelloMori

      Too be fair that simply might mean that preorder’s are coming week’s later and this will simple be the first chance to reserve one.

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        Still a shitty tactic to make people feel like they’re only pushing out a few units at launch. It’s like what happened with the Amiibos. This time however it’s for a console and that should never be the case……

        • MelloMori

          Yeah, that’s true. But as we all know, Nintendo’s known for pulling this crap every so often. They still run in the mentality of a Japanese Corporation, rather then a global one, where this kinda stuff doesn’t really fly.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Even in a Japanese mentality it’s still pretty crappy lol

          • MelloMori

            Yeah. Remember in the corporate world your expected to work long hours, spending more time at work, or with workers after work to get further in your company, spending less time with your family leading to a high chance of a divorce from your spouse who likely controls most of your money to begin with and will probably take any children the two of you have with them, leaving you sad and empty while you continue to crawl your way to the top in hopes that you’ll eventually be able to say that its all worth it.

            And people wonder why things like marriages and birthrates are at an all time low in Japan right now -_-;

  • The Last Kurusu

    Yay I changed to Kirby avatar… this is just for the switch guys don’t worry

    • The Last Kurusu

      Question how do you post gifs from stuff like google? To here

      • On mobile?

        • The Last Kurusu

          Yes

          • Just copy it I think

          • The Last Kurusu

            Ok

          • The Last Kurusu

            It won’t let me copy it for some reason

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Save said gif then upload. That be the easiest way

          • The Last Kurusu

            Thank you

        • The Last Kurusu

          I like your avatar

    • So did I

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      I did too

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      My body is reggie

  • The Last Kurusu
    • The Last Kurusu

      Crap didn’t work!

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Open the gif in a new window and then post that link

  • SpectralSeraph

    LAfdsfd

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Hello creative fellow

      • Hey guys I like the switch but the party didnt go too well

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Did they tell you to leave your stupid Nintendo thing at home? 🙁

      • SpectralSeraph

        Hellr

  • The Last Kurusu

    How I’ll feel when new Kirby game comes out

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c6c083fa995e4b185a7cb81514d15df3f912f5f7a2fcb8d546985c944c90157.gif

    It’s finally working

  • Ziggy Fartdust

    Maybe Stars will address the anti white/anti male agenda from the last games.

  • My chatango buds help ive been blocked for drying to say dadadadadadaddadaa

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      what happened?

      • “You are still restricted from sending messages for 14 minutes for spamming the group”

        rip karen

        • SpectralSeraph

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIF

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          14 minutes of peace and quiet

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      How did a mod get blocked?

  • TCRowlet

    So many avatar and name changes lmao

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      We are Nintendo now

    • Hey guys aw man, you are goona love the new Mario!

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      What, don’t you plan on becoming Bill TCRowlet?

      • Bill TCRowlet

        Eh what the heck sure xD

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Great. Bill, you’re fired.

    • No kidding! I’m just jumping on the bandwagon…

      Also I wanted Solid Snake in Smash 4 but F Konami…

    • The Last Kurusu

      Hiiiiiii!!!!!!

      • Bill TCRowlet

        If you copied my ability, you just lost it! xD Hi!

    • The Last Kurusu

      Cute. And Star I stood up for Tracer today

        • The Last Kurusu

          My friends were talking about overwatch girls I said its obvious Tracer is the best looking. That a$$ though

          • Actually… D.va is but no Tracer is the best I love her

          • The Last Kurusu

            I like the accent in her voice

          • British accent best accent

          • The Last Kurusu

            😀

          • Monkeyfuzz

            She has an English accent.

          • oops thats what I mean

          • Monkeyfuzz

            I get it, it just never makes sense to me when I hear/read “British accent” since Britain is 4 different countries. And even then it’s a regional accent. I’m sure you get a similar thing when people say “American accent” when you have so many regional accents. She’s sort of Cockney I think. I like her from what I’ve seen, though I can’t play the game myself.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Y’know the voice actress isn’t even English herself she just plays the accent

          • Woah neat

          • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

            Late but

            No her Voice Actress is English, just from a different part of England with a whole different accent

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Those don’t look a ton like Karen tbh

    • Ben

      Omg just on here now after a super busy day and I love your name change 😆 I wonder if they brought that acrtress back for the next trailer considering how popular she became in the first one.

    • Ultron

      Who tf is this Karen

  • Reminder that Iwata is offlimits

  • The Last Kurusu

    Alright Goodnight everyone me sleep now Tomorrow I will work on some drawings

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    The mods are gonna come on and be like “how does stuff like this happen while we are gone”

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Nintendo has overtaken PJ for using the “poke” prefix.

    • ShinyXatu

      I love it. More of you do this.

      • MewMew

        free reign over the avi’s activate (it looks like fun)

  • Monkeyfuzz

    How do I get more Pokebeans? I am now obsessed with upgrading everything. I have made the first island level 3 and I get a drink from the guy at the coffee shop once a day. Is there anything else?

    • Prince Fae

      just keep hitting the tree on the first island until no more beans come off of it, you can get a bunch of beans from it every day

    • There is no further way to get more beans after you’ve exhausted the bean island and the coffee shop, sadly.

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I also sacrificed Hau to Pokebean Arceus.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah
    • Golden_Monferno

      And so it begins…

  • I was thinking of becoming Aonuma at first, then decided I wasn’t enough of a Zelda fan to deserve that. 🙂

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      So ur more of a smash type of malco

      • Well, I’m good at fighting games in general. Even though my preferred franchise is “King of Fighters” rather than Smash or Street Fighter.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah
  • ShinyXatu

    Here’s my last post for Switchmas Eve. See you all a few hours before the event. THE HYPE IS REAL AND ITS NOW!
    https://youtu.be/vR37XZgqgfk

  • TheWinterMonster6893
  • Pokemania88

    Yo have any of y’all seen Haikyuu? SHOOT what a good show that is. Just finished the series after binge watching it recently

    • That was the anime about volleyball right?

      But yeah, I have not seen it…

      • Pokemania88

        yes, it’s very very very good. VERY good.

  • Golden_Monferno

    (Sees everyone else change their usernames to something Swtchmas Related)
    (Silently debates whether or not it would be worth it to change username)

    • It might not be worth the trouble. 🙂

      Though if you are still thinking about it, may I suggest Aonuma (the Zelda director)…

  • ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Kuppo ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

    Me: enters PJ, sees everyone prof pic and name………….. Did I miss something?

  • The sleepy kuppo
  • ŘÂĎ~ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง~ŘÂĎ

    ‘British accents are sexy’

    https://youtu.be/D3DLdbaRBfA

    • The legit NX controller-Kuppo

      British accents are overrated.
      Australian accents are way better

      • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Australian accents sound like drunk English accents :p

  • InfinityD4

    I find it weird how I first learned of Laura K. Dale… via an animation of Her and Dodger arguing with Jesse Cox about an Army of Geese. and now is at the center of these leaks…

  • Daedardus

    Nintendo’s lawyers just called. We’re being sued for impersonating important employees. We have to shut the whole site down immediately.
    Please understand.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      My body is not ready to stop.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Dae, we have it handled

  • zess

    The shiny Pikipek didn’t show up and soft resetting isn’t working🙁 but I think it’s because I saved before I went into Pelago today but since there are new pokemon there (another Pikipek and a Wingull) I’ll hunt them instead and then I’ll try again tomorrow without saving beforehand.

  • Prima-Azuril

    Wow, apparently I hatched 2,035 eggs.

  • Prima-Azuril

    Also for the Gen 4 remakes, they have to come out by or before 2019, as now every gen is approximately 3-4 years, and I doubt Gen 4 remakes will be in Gen 8, so either this, next or early 2019 will be Gen 4 remakes.

    • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

      GameFreak have broken patterns before

      And if DPPt remakes are on the switch, there’s no reason not to have them, especially when they’ve been hinted at

      • Prima-Azuril

        Nah, unlike you, I actually understand that the Gen 4 remakes will happen by 2019, as that’s when the next gen will probably be released.

        • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

          Wow

          I said they’ll happen by 2019, and also next Gen likely is going to happen in 2019

          Maybe quit trying to be a smart Alec and think of what you say before running your mouth?

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            Jesus you ended him

          • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

            Slay King slay

  • Cathytkelly

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj207d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj207d:
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    • Prince Fae

      What sounds unbelievable is how grammatically incorrect this paragraph is.

      • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

        Wow rood

        • Prince Fae

          I know what, what a prick that Fae guy is 😛

  • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    So I’m looking at the Pokémon I already have for my fan concept and:

    Normal (12 Pokémon, 5 FE Pokémon, 1 Legend)

    Shifurr
    Eartic
    Goshucks
    Miniscute
    Mitinee
    Gigalorum
    Puptrid
    Hirsutox
    Squirrel Pokémon
    Dolphin 1
    Dolphin 2
    Mither o’ the Sea

    Grass (14 Pokémon, 6 FE Pokémon, 1 Legend)

    Zoealus
    Pommancer
    Cancechant
    Cattleyst
    Frungi
    Olmanita
    Thistle 1
    Thistle 2
    Thistle 3
    Durian 1
    Durian 2
    Durian 3
    Terrain 2 (Grassy Form)
    Ghillie Dhu

    Fire (6 Pokémon, 2 Fully Evolved Pokémon, 1 Legend)

    Scapyro
    Caprafice
    Samatyr
    Squirrel (2 Forms)
    Weather 2 (Sunny Form)
    Spunkie

    Water (16 Pokémon, 7 FE Pokémon, 3 Legends)

    Ocularva
    Eftele
    Tritonurus
    Salmon
    Zooid
    Pyrosome
    Daffodile
    Carniflora
    Dolphin 1
    Dolphin 2
    Killer Whale 1
    Killer Whale 2
    Weather 2 (Rainy Form)
    Wyvern
    Loch Ness
    Mither o’ the Sea

    Electric (7 Pokémon, 5 FE Pokémon, 1 Legend)

    Elecalf
    Burllock
    Cattleyst
    Pikaclone
    Centrifuge
    Terrain 2 (Electric)
    Aceris

    Still better than Kalos’ type balance

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Todays the day We make the event lit

  • Y’know,I kinda want this to be true,but at the same time,I kinda don’t.I’m not sure why,

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      We have two reggies now!

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        One of them must be a the Regginator lol

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Get out

  • Nickerton

    Will there be a live stream here for the Switch thing? also yay for stars (I stayed on topic in this article)

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      most likely

  • Prima-Azuril
  • The legit switch controller

    I hope the switch commercial will be something similar to this:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4MdXF3OWI

  • Ziggy Fartdust

    How Stars can improve on Sun and Moon.
    1. Actually call them out on the natives for treating Aether Foundation unfairly. Don’t make the issue one sided.
    2. Make Hau a leader type. Don’t just make him a male minion for Lillie.
    3. Reduce Lillie’s role. She’s too much of a Mary Sue.
    4. Don’t make female the “good choice” for your player character and the Pokémon.

    This all Stars needs.

  • Yu Narukami

    Maybe the Dex will get expanded like in Platinum.
    That we get more variety.

    • Well, they’ve never really expanded the national dex (outside of megas) within the same gen… but yeah adding mons to the wild sounds like a decent idea!

      300 is kinda weak for a regional dex these days…

      Though I know the original and johto have 150+ and 250+ (?), respectively…

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    F*ck it, I’m joining the party :v

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Welcome!

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        Best party ever XD

    • I’m still not adding Ice Climbers to Smash 4!

      • The Last Kurusu

        >_< Why?

        • Consistent roster, of course! I want all the editions of Smash 4 to have the same exact roster, and the Ice Climbers lag the 3DS too hard on our beta testing.

  • Alyssa Dunn

    what is a good strategy to destroy totem wishiwashi?

    • Easiest IMO: Catch Magnemite in the trainers school and level it a bit.
      (Pichu, Cottonee and Petlil are kinda weak for it.)

      If your starter is Rowlet, lead with something else as it will get growled, then soaked, and switch in after that, then spam grass attacks.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I just killed it with Razor Leaf in like 2 minutes. Growl didn’t stop it. Dartrix was Lv 18 with Calm and non-EV trained.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Grimer poison fang is terrific for it

  • MelloMori

    So I hope everyone’s enjoying their hype towards the switch in about 12 hours. IN the mean time enjoy some fun fanart of everyone’s favorite gift giving bird.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19Hjh9UkAAVaOB.jpg

  • DefensiveBastiodon

    Mega Evolutions would be the last thing I expect from a new game. New Alolan forms would be a good reason for bank taking so long to release. It’s almost like a flashback to 2014.

  • Eiji “The Armaggedon” Aounuma

    Yooo.
    This Week went by so slowly,and I was so busy I didn’t realise switchmas was this week!!!
    Only about

  • Yoshio Sakamoto ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

    12 hours boys

    Whether you’re waiting patiently for new info or waking up to it, I hope every one has a good time

  • Eiji “The Armaggedon” Aounuma
    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      You can’t block people who doesn’t have an account :/

      • Eiji “The Armaggedon” Aounuma

        Oh :/

      • Ultron

        Further proof he’s a troll.

    • Let’s ask PJ to disallow anons, basically. Apologies to Joker, Yu Narukami and Vlad, I guess… but they can always sign up for accounts.

      • The Last Kurusu

        I will miss these people too if they get thrown off

    • 1. Lol
      2. Lol
      3. Nah more Lillie. Make Lillie the playable character
      4. I don’t understand? Female is always the right choice

      • The Last Kurusu

        This I believe

    • The Last Kurusu

      He’s a Sh*t head in every way

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ooooooooo I’m so nervous
    What if the pre-orders are gone in 3 minutes…….

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      I’d be so pissed. It’s a very Nintendo thing to do to put a choke hold on something that everyone should be able to get without pre-ordering……

      • EarthenWarrior

        Agreed why can’t they just make higher quantities I mean they definitely know the people are willing to buy their products but why limit them

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          It’s because Nintendo is the ultimate troll. Both Sony and Microsoft don’t play these games and they sell fine, but Nintendo seems to think they need this kind of marketing in order to sell well. In the end it just pisses off the very people they’re trying to make their customers…..very frustrating…lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            And I’m just so scared that for the first time I’ll be trying to catch the preorder dragon’s tail (well second but I was too young to be a player) I just genuinely fear not getting one the first week of release, I fear that they’ll be snatched up by all the other greedy consumers in minutes of availability and they won’t restock for like a month… It’s just so frustrating

  • UnburdenedLegume

    ASH WINS HIS FIRST GRAND TRIAL!! SO BEAUTIFUL CANT STOP THE TEARS

    • EarthenWarrior

      Would’ve been epic if Rotom didn’t comment on every attack

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      I look forward to seeing how his journey across Alola will progress. It’s obviously not going to go exactly the same as the game as he already met 4 of the Trial Captains and they don’t seem to be in any position of power at this time. Plus they completely ignored Ilima for the first trial. I hope they find a way to let him go on a proper journey without it being weird that those characters are missing form the traditional Trial Challenge.

    • Don’t cry yet, he will lose at the League/Tournament/E4/Champion as usual, when it counts…

  • Prince Fae

    Why are you all nintendo employees?
    (props to star for being Karen, she’s the icon we never knew we had)

    • Because it’s fun!

    • Switch hype 😀
      I’m the hero we need but not the one we deserve something something batman

      • Prince Fae

        Glad to see you’re socializing at this party Karen!

        • Yeah I’m really coming out of my shell I suppose. I gotta say though, the new Mario game is fantastic!

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      The switch hype went out of control 😛

  • Strawberry_Pocky_Moose

    I kinda hoped they’d continue tradition and make the next games (presumably a SM third version or sequel, or Sinnoh remakes) of the 7th gen still on the 3DS. I feel like it’d be weird to break up the gen half on one console, half on the next.

    Also if the new games add new Alola Pokemon, I’ll feel really sorry for anyone who bought a new 3 or 2DS just for SM. Sure GF can split up the gen or even region over 2 consoles, I just don’t think they should.

    Of course, maybe Stars will be 8th gen? Or not a main game at all? Who knows.

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      I think it’s probably for the best that they jump to the Switch now. You say it’s a tradition to be late to the party, but I’d say it’s just due to how they planned out their games in the past. If they jump to the Switch now then they can be up on the times going forward. No longer will we have to play games on consoles that look worse than the current one just because they’re dragging their feet. I think of it as more of a clean break than anything else.

  • Joker901

    4 chains of 255 and still no shiny oricorio. This is so painful. It almost never calls for help.

    • You may want to try Masuda instead?

    • Prince Fae

      ^Me with shiny Vulpix, its been 4 chains too with nothing

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Why is Bold Arcanine now a sought after thing?

    • Chaos

      Impish Arcanine is better.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I just wondered as I keep seeing people asking for it.

        • Chaos

          Defensive Arcanine is actually very good. I Intimidate, Will-o-Wisp, recovery and the ability to pick things off with Extreme Speed. Also Snarl to reduce SpA… It’s a good counter to some physical attackers.

    • Well, tanky Snarl Arcanine for VGC, I’m guessing.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Oh OK.

  • Switch hype is slowly growing omg so close

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      WE ARE SO CLOSE I CANT WAIT FOR TONIGHT

  • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

    Please don’t tell me that disqus is broken again -_-

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Looks like boxed Pokemon occasionally bring you a Pokebean, you’d think they’d just eat them.

  • Eiji “The Armaggedon” Aounuma

    I WANT TO WATCH THE SWITCH PRESENTATION LIVE BUT I HAVE SCHOOL AND I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE THE NEWS TILL 4 HOURS LATER.

  • MelloMori

    So we have confirmation of another switch port. LEGO City Undercover. Yay, I guess? I guess It’s one more thing to fill out the game’s lineup, all be it a bit hollow given its pretty much coming to everything.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Yea its sad it seems the launch titles are very meh

    • EarthenWarrior

      That game fills me with dread
      I bought the damn thing for my younger brother and NOT ONCE PLAYED IT

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      wait i didnt have reset for this one is it fixed?

    • Prima-Azuril

      Wait where did you learn that? Unfortunately the stupid Switch reveal will be at 11:pm EST which is a) at the END of Thursday and B), way too late to watch.

      • MelloMori

        A trailer saying it was being ported to all major consoles and pc was posted earlier today.

  • Kit *the Fairy Prince* Ellis

    Someone be a slightly uncomfortable looking and overly shiny Bill Trinin. It shouldn’t be hard to find a pic he looks like that most of the time

    • Kit *the Fairy Prince* Ellis

      moist of the time

  • Deerlia

    https://youtu.be/gWy1utqHD0s?t=23s
    Also, another question, will gamestop be doing preorders on the switch, or am i gonna have to use thief of a scalper…?

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      they are doing pre orders tmmr

    • EarthenWarrior

      I prefer heavy ordnances

  • Spetsnaz

    hunt for a pikipek for atleast 6 hours a day, every day, for a week, and nothing. Get to a chain of 10 this morning, and a shiny pops up. Makes sense…

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    5 more hours at school yay……

  • Spetsnaz

    next shiny hunt, should i go for grubbin, or sandygast?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Sandygast.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Vikavolt shiny is awesome but so is Pallosand… Go Grubbin

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Grubbin of course!

    • SomeGuy

      Sandygast. Black sand is too cool.

    • More-LOL

      Sandygast 100%

  • EarthenWarrior

    So the UK Amazon is listening that the Switch Pre-Orders are going live tomorrow so hopefully US Amazon will naturally follow

  • The Last Kurusu

    If my one friend at school heard right then…
    Stars was false it’s not coming to Switch…
    Is this true?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Stars is 100% Speculation
      It has absolutely zero solid proof of its existence

      • The Last Kurusu

        Oh ok I feel half and half on it cause it would be fun, but then again I’d rather not spend 200 some dollars for something for Stars and Kirby

        • EarthenWarrior

          That is profoundly stupid
          “I feel half and half on it cause it would be fun”
          That doesn’t mean it’s confirmed or anything

    • SomeGuy

      Does your friend’s uncle work for Nintendo? lol

      • The Last Kurusu

        Nah he just told me it wasn’t… I still got the joke though 😋

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Yeah, it is, Stars isn’t coming to the switch, it’s coming in the upcoming SNES Mini classic

    • It’s all a rumor but like… come on it’s totally real and on Switch

  • Spetsnaz

    Why are version exclusives so freaking hard to get on gts?

    • The Last Kurusu

      People stingy my brother has both though

      • The Last Kurusu

        I thought you meant tge monkeys my mistake

    • Monkeyfuzz

      What do you need?

      • Spetsnaz

        drampa and sandshrew

        • The Last Kurusu

          I could catch you Sandshrew but me still not done game so can’t get drampa yet

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I have a spare Drampa and can lend you my Sandshrew quickly if you want to breed one from it.

  • SomeGuy

    Switch hype is so real right now. 11pm can’t come soon enough.

  • EarthenWarrior

    ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH THE DAY IS MOVING SO SLOW!!!!!!!!
    I have 3 and a half hours left in my shift and I’m so freaking out if Switch pre-orders sell out the first 5 minutes of going live

  • The Last Kurusu

    Who wants my regional Bug line its complete

    Malzil- Bug
    Titanalis- Bug/Steel
    Chromroach- Bug/Steel

    • The Last Kurusu

      Malzil is a mix of the word pest in latin and Silver in Dutch if no one was aware

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    • The Last Kurusu

      Nice to meet you Poppy.x.infinity
      I’m Kurusu

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      You’re Poppy ( I think, I’m not completely sure)

    • Pokemania88

      No I’m Poppy (squidward)

      No I’M the real Poppy (squidward)

      Who is the real POPPY (squidward)

  • Spetsnaz

    are there any writers on here?

    • The Last Kurusu

      Depends what type of writing?

      • Spetsnaz

        any really? im looking for beta readers for my book

        • The Last Kurusu

          Not really the book writing type more short story for me sorry

        • More-LOL

          finding good beta readers is really hard, so I wish you the best of luck

    • Cosimo

      Me!

      • Spetsnaz

        would you be interested in doing some beta reading?

        • Cosimo

          sure

          • Spetsnaz

            shoot me an email at spencerhoadley @ yahoo.com and we can talk about it more 🙂

  • Alyssa Dunn

    hey people what water pokemon is good wishiwashi, golicipod, araquanid, toxapex, or bruxish?

    • Cosimo

      On one team I have Toxapex… The other team, I’m debating… I may just forego a Water type and use Komala instead… Or Alola Raichu…

      • SpectralSeraph

        ARAQUANID

    • Spetsnaz

      i prefer araquanid personally

    • The Last Kurusu

      For Defense-Araquanid or Toxapex
      For Attacking all out power- Wishiwashi
      For sneaky Attackers- Golidopod and Bruxish

    • SpectralSeraph

      Toxapex is busted… but besides that
      Araquanid is honestly the best of this gen. So much attacking power and decent bulk

      • SpectralSeraph

        As in like, it hits stupid hard

        • SpectralSeraph

          And tanks well

    • Ultron

      Wishiwashi is amazing.

  • Alyssa Dunn

    1 extra thing what grass type is good? lurantis, shiinotic, tsareena, or dhelmise

    • More-LOL

      Shiinotic is a really good sp. def wall, tsareena is a heavy attacker, dhelmise is good because it has 3 stabs. But personally I would go with either shiinotic or tsareena, they are great

    • SpectralSeraph

      Personally, I like Dhelmise of the choices. I prefer Deci from this gen, but Dhelmise hits like an actual truck

    • EarthenWarrior

      Shit weak everything
      Double Shit doesn’t have the Hp to be tanky
      Somewhat decent but it’s low speed and Hp hinder it also has a extremely limited movepool
      And above average at best but can be outclassed by others

    • Dhelmise is probably the best. But it might be acquired a bit late in a run to matter…

    • thegreatcarbinkle

      all of them have niches that makes them good tbh. except lurantis lol lurantis is trash

  • EarthenWarrior

    Earthen bores so it’s time for a Fakemon
    Despite the Eyanu Region having hot and toasty savannahs and sweltering jungles, to the northeast of the region is a coastal mountain range and icy beaches filled with ice floes and occasionally you can find a delightful species of Ice/Water types that rarely turn up in the area

    Weewhal
    Ice/Water
    Tusk Pkm
    Thick Fat/Water Veil HA:Swift Swim
    A very small marine mammal Pokemon of a white blue coloring, it has a plump teardrop shaped body with a wavy tailfin and pectoral fin, they have “adorable” glassy eyes and their most prominent feature is their elongated horn like tooth sprouting from their heads
    “Extremely reclusive to humans, they spend their lives hiding underneath icy floes avoiding potential threats occasionally they poke holes in the ice with their teeth to catch their breath”

    And soon they become the mighty Northwhal!
    Northwhal
    Ice/Water (or Ice/Dark)
    The Horn Whale Pkm
    Thick Fat/Water Veil HA: Swift Swim
    Northwhal abandoned their cutesy looks and evolved much more intimidating, their body’s nearly triple in size and weight gaining a thicker and more “squarish” shape , their body turns dark blue and black with large tattered fins and tail fin, above their angry steely eyes is a cluster of bristled eyebrows. But the crown jewel of this Pokemon is is extremely long and powerful tooth coated in a thick jagged layer of ice that makes it barbed and dangerous
    “a normally peaceful species turned aggressive due to years of being hunted, they fend of attackers with their barbed teeth of ice which can deal severe damage, tales of this Pokemon recall it destroying ships out of great anger”

    • SpectralSeraph

      I’ll take this and want it

      • Deerlia

        Seconded.

  • Daedardus

    Merry Switchmas (Eve) everyone!

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Merry Switchmas

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      You’re a day late (but timezones are a thing)

      • More-LOL

        for me the thing is at like midnight so its Eve here

  • SpectralSeraph

    Just watched the new Pokemon anime episode… Love it…. but JESUS FUCK WHY WILL ROTOM NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP!?

    • EarthenWarrior

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
      I can’t be the only one noticing they cutting every bit of action down just for that contraption to jabber

      • SpectralSeraph

        I also need to point out how Rowlet went full on Ganon and disrespected Crabrawler with that kick
        It was like
        IT HIT
        (Rotom dialogue)
        I loved him ingame… but not in the anime…. not in the slightest

    • The Last Kurusu

      Rotom is a disease that I hope when or if Stars happens that its gone

      • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

        It’s only annoying in the anime 🙁

  • Kimishima EastGovnah
  • Natsu

    Pokemon Sun and Moon have sold a combined total of over 8.7 million physical copies (10 million physical copies were shipped worldwide on launch day) worldwide since release and consequently have become one of the best-selling 3DS games of all time. Standing as the seventh best selling 3DS titles to date, Pokemon Sun and Moon dial up the total number of Pokemon titles in the Top 10 Best Selling 3DS Games chart to a whopping three titles (Pokemon X/Y, OR/AS, and Sun/Moon)! HOWEVER, sales figures for certain regions such as Europe, Australia, and the United States only account for the first few weeks of release as data is released on a monthly basis depending on the region. X/Y managed to sell over 15 million copies in three years and Sun/Moon look to surmount that total within a single year or 1.5 years of release. Can they become the first titles to surpass the legendary 20 million sales figure? Only time will tell, but the future looks very promising.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I’M OFF TOMORROW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?
    I’M PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER IF I HAVE TO GET A PREORDER AND I GET TO WATCH THE ENTIRE TREEHOUSE LIVE!!! 😀

    • I’m already tired but I’m staying up to watch the presentation then sleep

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        But preorders.

    • Koji Kondo (Kuppo)

      Tbh I’m sleeping, but I’ll wake up just to see the presentation and then back to sleep

      • Maybe I should do that…

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Sleep is for the weak (also apparently I’m regginator now, so robots don’t need sleep).

        • Kimishima EastGovnah

          Switchmas chat gonna bit lit tonight?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Of course it is, boss. 😀

        • The Last Kurusu

          I’m not watching it

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Why not?

          • The Last Kurusu

            It’s too late and I have school and I’m gonna wait till the new Kirby game or Stars to get it

    • EarthenWarrior

      Wouldn’t it be grand that pre-orders would still be honored even if they run out….
      I mean honestly we’re reserving in advance so like even if they initially run out in the first 10 minutes, and they still took reservations for copies to come in better than just playing the market which will be bled dry in some areas? Right?…….right?

      I could stomach having to wait through February while they potentially get more units in as long it meant that I will be receiving one…..

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        That’s true, but if they make solely to honor preorders then really casual consumers won’t get to see one until months after release.

        I’ve got my mouse finger trained and ready to click.

  • Woooooooooooooop! School is done and over! Only 6 hours and 36 minutes left. Time for some drawing and Overwatch

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Time for some YouTube and watching the clock.

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        go to the chat we need to discuss somethings

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Give me like two minutes and I’ll be there.

          Don’t eat all the donuts.

        • Luigi301

          there hasn’t been any chat activity for like 2 weeks tho?

  • Monkeyfuzz
    • DucoLamia

      Congrats! It has great Ems too, I’m jealous~(just kidding about that lol, seriously, Congrats)

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Thanks 🙂 Yeah the EM’s took a while to get together through Smeargles.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Congrats

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Thank you 🙂

    • MewMew

      Congratulations! Rockruff has such a pretty shiny, gotta love that blue on it 🙂

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Thank you, yeah I love it 🙂

    • Veiland K

      We have the same IGN!

      • Monkeyfuzz

        Well I just use my real name.

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Does anyone have anything with Skill Swap or Role Play I can borrow? I want to get a Smeargle to Sketch it.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Sorry but my suggestion catch Duosion on Island Scan then Level it up

      • The Last Kurusu

        I could breed you Solosis if you want?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          I actually have one but leveling is a pain.

      • Monkeyfuzz

        I can’t yet. But it’s OK, I managed to catch a Magic Guard Abra and my sister is going to evolve it and teach it Roleplay.

        • The Last Kurusu

          ?But Island scan is available… Ohh are you not on Ula’Ula yet? Yhat would explain it

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Yeah I haven’t done the 3rd trial on island 2 yet, I’m breeding my team first.

          • The Last Kurusu

            Oh I would advance but Don’t wanna fight Guzma a third time with my team of

            Primarina lvl.45
            Turtonator lvl.47
            Togedemaru lvl.44
            Beware lvl.42
            Bayleef lvl.30
            Sneasel lvl.33

          • Monkeyfuzz

            Can’t Turtonator pretty much beat him easy?

          • The Last Kurusu

            Probably It is a Beast

    • I have a few Skill Swap Pikipeks.

  • More-LOL

    Disqus is so screwed up for me

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Why not join the cool mods at the switchmas chatango (when the time comes)?

      • More-LOL

        I thought chatango was dead for this site? but I cant watch the thing anyways :/ its at midnight and I work at 8 am tmrw :/

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Ah, sorry.

  • The Last Kurusu

    Ugh I want to make names for a few of my Pokémon but already named three today and I can’t think clearly

    • Prima-Azuril

      Lucky you, at least you can sleep clearly.

      • The Last Kurusu

        Oh I’m sorry let’s count mareep to get you to bed

  • Prima-Azuril

    Bleh don’t you hate its when you’re anxious for no reason and it ruins your sleep a lot?

    • The Last Kurusu

      Me every day why I’m considered “a bitch” in the morning

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Yep, that’s why I have medication.

  • Prima-Azuril

    I’m hoping that Gen 4 remakes and Stars are on Switch because I’m buying Disney’s Magical World 2 online and I will only have 5700-6700 blocks left.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Guys AGDQ will be playing TTYD in around 5 hours, who’s with me? xD

    • Luigi301

      in around 5 hours from now??? thats during switch presentation

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Th-that’s the joke. ._.

    • Luigi301

      also i already missed sonic adventure 2 so I’m already annoyed, probably won’t catch ttyd

    • Waiting to play it myself D:

  • The Last Kurusu
  • QuantumApples

    God dammit now i have to wait to get another console

  • Green

    I have two questions.
    1) Kurusu. Are you making an actual game?
    -Follow-up: Can I draw stuff for you?
    2) Why are there always fights? Calm down peeps.

    • 2) It will fade as we are united with Switch hype… I hope

      • Green

        I sure hope so

      • The Last Kurusu

        Unless Ziggy returns… again

        • Yeah Ziggy has lost any comedic value for me. I’m just ready hoping PJ can turn off anons. Which sucks but people like Vlad and Joker can make accounts I suppose

          • The Last Kurusu

            I even showed my friend his posts he though he was a royal dousch too so I flipped Ziggy off (emoji style (

    • The Last Kurusu

      Umm I’m still debating to make that my Rom hack or not so not sure, yet

      But if I do after I make the first designs if you want sure you can

  • The Last Kurusu

    Question for my Moon version team

    Duosion or Bayleef

    • Dousion. Just make sure you get one without a speed dropping nature. learned that the hard way in Black

      • The Last Kurusu

        Ok Thanks

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Duosion.

  • ShinyXatu

    Less than 4 HOURS remain! I’ll be home shortly to hype it up like a madman.

  • Green

    Anyone else off tomorrow?

    • The Last Kurusu

      Nope Monday instead

      • Green

        I have Monday too.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that.

      • The Last Kurusu

        You get Tuesday too?! Ugh why me?

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Teacher meetings. My school gets off alot honestly.

          • The Last Kurusu

            Lucky

  • EarthenWarrior

    Yo, if anyone is lurking speak up

    • beep

    • The Last Kurusu

      Working on My regional Bug, Regional Electric Type, Rodent, Bird, and maybe something else I feel like making

      • EarthenWarrior

        hmmmm mines a Emperor Butterfly, Cardinal turn Sparrow, and lastly a literal Computer Mouse

        Oh you need a Pseudo Legend, so get Crack-a-lackin

        • The Last Kurusu

          Mine are Silverfish turn cockroach, Kingfisher, and A shrew

  • Green

    I gotta go

    • The Last Kurusu

      Nooooo Bye friend

  • The Last Kurusu

    Just feel like asking again

    What type does a Shrew seem to you guys I have a neat idea but I don’t know so I want more insight on it

  • Paper Mario or art?

    I haven’t done either in a while

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Why not neither? 😛

      • well im here screwing around on Reddit and PokeJungle and listening to Wicked so I’m clearly not doing either right now .-.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Same but replace Wicked with random switchmas predictions.

  • Ben

    Long day of work but I’m so excited to hype up the hours towards Switchmas!! 😀
    I really hope they officially announce Melee as a VC title. I legit haven’t played the game in years.

    • AAAAAA
      OMG I SAW THE “1 NEW COMMENT” THING WORKING

      • Ben

        Wait that never works for you? What browser do you use?

  • Golden_Monferno

    Dang, I might miss Switchmas tonight. A lot of stuff I have to do tonight came up, so I probably won’t see it 😔

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      That sucks, sorry man.

      • Golden_Monferno

        It’s ok, I’ll watch it later tomorrow so it’s alright

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Hopefully it’ll be worth staying up for for me.

          • Golden_Monferno

            Actually, if I can get my stuff done quickly, there might be a chance I can watch it. It’s in 3 hours, right?

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yep! You should join us at switchmas.chatango.com if you do (I hear they have cool mods)!

          • Golden_Monferno

            Sick! And that’s plenty of time lol

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Good luck with your work!

          • Golden_Monferno

            Thank you!

  • Random Question: Ignoring story, is Metroid: Other M a good game as far as gameplay?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Other M and the phrase good game is illegal in all realms of existence

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Metroid has had a rough few years hasn’t it? Other M and now Federation Force.

        But that may all change tonight.

        • EarthenWarrior

          *Sternly shakes head no*

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    How long is the treehouse live supposed to be again?

  • Final Predictions
    Virtual Console line up including Mother 3
    Metroid
    Kirby
    Splatoon or Mario Kart 8 will be launch tiles possibly bundled with the system.
    Zelda Bundle
    new memes

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Shoot I need to make a bingo.

  • The Last Kurusu

    I have my Electric Pokémon down in the books

    Shocry
    The Sneaky Pokémon
    Electric
    Ability:???
    “Shocry are real pests in many urban areas as they deleiver frightful cries during the night to signal others in the area; they preferably hide and live in cars while absorbing the energy from it to charge it’s attacks.”

    And it evolves into

    Kilocious
    The Devious Pokémon
    Electric/Dark
    Ability:???
    “They build nests inside of old cars to drain power out of them to use for food; they line their territory with an electrical field then howl at the edge of their territory hoping to call in prey that will be zapped by the field.”

    They are based on Martens who love to live in cars and destroy them and cry as they fight during the night.

    • Golden_Monferno

      Oh cool Electric/Dark!

      • The Last Kurusu

        😀.

        • Golden_Monferno

          I also have an Electric/Dark, it’s the pseudo and the signature Pokemon of my Team leader

          • The Last Kurusu

            Cool it’s funny I was making my own season for the thing Ash’s main rival has one as his Starter and Ash looses to it badly in first episode

          • Golden_Monferno

            And it has Lighting rod as an ability that just powers it up tremendously

          • The Last Kurusu

            Cool! This thing though dominates Ash then again it knew Dig, Dragon Tail, a new attack called Lightning Arrows, and Eerie Impulse and it drained all of pikachu’s electricity and dodged all of Pikachu’s attacks

    • EarthenWarrior

      that sounds more like a gremlin which i already pegged
      Snafflux!
      Electric/Dark
      Troublemaker PKM
      Prankster/Motor Drive HA: Magnet Pull
      its a tiny black and yellow impish pokemon with long crooked bunny elf ears and curly feet and sharp claws, it has square pegs on its back and a long pointed devil tail and lightning bolt eyes and the iconic jagged teeth
      “these devious pokemon wander into homes and buildings and break appliances in hopes of draining their electricity, airports hold extra security whenever word of a Snafflux is nearby”

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Let’s put in our predictions on how long preorders last. Honest guess: people, myself included, and too worried about preorders, but it’ll last at least a few hours.

    • Two minutes. Watch.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        That’s what people expect, but honestly, will there be over 2 million superfans watching the presentation that will know and want to preorder at 3 AM? I hope you’re wrong, but part of me doesn’t think you will be, so…

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      I guess 30 mintues to a hour

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Seems fair. Enough time for everyone unless we crash the sites

        • Kimishima EastGovnah

          it’s gonna crash

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            :/

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            Just saying nes classic crashed Amazon

          • Ben

            Seriously? Damn.

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            It’s because thousands of people are jumping in on the site

          • Ben

            I’m gonna have several tabs open with different retailers on each one.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            So did amiibo, but I’m just worried.

    • Ben

      How hard do you suppose it would be to nab a preorder on Amazon?

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        Hard

        • Ben

          I’m gonna try for both that and Target, as I have Christmas giftcards to both

      • ShinyXatu

        I’m doing Amazon (hopefully), I have a whole lot of money saved up on there and I’m banking on the Switch being available.

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    It nice to see disqus working again

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Just in time!

  • ShinyXatu

    Here I am, boys and girls. I’m wearing my NES shirt and I’m ready to throw down. Post your favorite Nintendo music, videos, images, etc!

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I still can’t believe Reggie ate the cookies.

      • ShinyXatu

        I just saw that on Twitter, I love it. AHHH IM HYPED!!! I’m having flashbacks to 2011 and 2012 when the new generation of Nintendo totally wowed me. Now that there’s one single unified platform, who knows what will happen?

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          You should, can’t your third eye see into the future?

          • ShinyXatu

            It can, and it sees a very happy Nintendo in 2020.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Ooh, you had a 2020 vision?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Hmmmm i’m not one for a OSTs
      but here’s a good one
      Remember to turn up the volume for this one children

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      You need to change your avatar and name or you can’t hype up switchmas. It’s for employees only.

    • Ben

    • ShinyXatu

      I want to marry Karen.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I’d buy it.

    • Ben

      If she comes back the internet will flip a switch.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        What if Kimishima was lying and Karen is really hosting the presentation?

        • Ben

          YES. So much yes.

  • Ultron

    I think I have to drop my piano class. I’m really upset ;(

    • D: why?

      • Ultron

        Because apparently I need one more class to fulfill my creative writing certificate and I’m trying to take only Tues/Thurs classes and the only class that would fulfill my last requirement is during my piano course ;-;

  • ShinyXatu

    This is probably the most hype Mario spinoff music I can find.
    https://youtu.be/SY7DVyNHwdQ

  • For real though. What is your favorite games from Nintendo’s franchises? If you haven’t played any then leave it out.

    Pokemon: HGSS
    Mario: 3D World
    Zelda: Twilight Princess/Wind Waker
    Metroid: Super Metroid
    Super Smash Bros: SSB4
    Mother: Earthbound

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Mario: Super Mario 64
      Zelda: Majora’s Mask
      Kirby: Return to Dreamland
      Pokemon: HGSS
      SSB: SSB4 Wii U
      Splatoon: Splatoon
      Pikmin: Pikmin 3
      Animal Crossing: AC:NL

      I feel like I’m missing quite a few but eh, whatever.

    • The Last Kurusu

      Pokémon-Diamond
      Kirby-SuperStar Ultra
      Yoshi-Yoshi’s New Island
      SSB-Brawl
      Mario-Paper Mario TTYOD
      (Don’t know if these last few Count but)
      Fossil Fighters-Champions
      Yo-Kai Watch- Bony Spirits
      Starfy-The Legendary Starfy
      Digimon-World DS
      Q*bert-Q*bert

      • The Last Kurusu

        My Issue
        Never played but kinda want to-Pikimin, Animal crossing, Earthbound, DK, and Starfox

        Don’t have any interest in at all- Metroid, Fire Emblem, Zelda

        • Ultron

          You’ve never played Animal Crossing? :O

          • The Last Kurusu

            I kinda want to it looks cool but never got to buy one

          • Ultron

            Oh it’s pretty fun. You should try it out.

    • Ultron

      Pokemon: HGSS, Platinum, B/W & B2W2, S/M, and ORAS. Idk if I could rank these
      Mario: 3D World for sure. No contest. Not a fan of the side scrollers
      Zelda: Ocarina
      Super Smash: Wii U
      Mother: Earthbound
      Kirby: Planet Robobot
      Mario Kart: 8
      Animal Crossing: New Leaf
      Pikmin: 3

      I’ve played Starfox and DK, but don’t like them enough to rank em.

    • Ben

      Pokémon: HGSS
      Mario: Super Mario World
      Zelda: Breath of the Wild ;D
      Metroid: Super Metroid
      SSSB: SSB4
      Kirby: Kirby Super Star/Ultra
      Ice Climber: The one and only… 🙁

    • EarthenWarrior

      Mario: Paper Mario
      Zelda: Skyward Sword
      Pokemon: Pokemon Black
      never played metroid
      Smash: SSB4
      Kirby: Squeak Squad

    • MewMew

      So many choices between each series with amazing games, on the top of my head though
      – Pokemon: ORAS
      – Yoshi’s Woolly World
      – Super Smash Bros: SSB4
      – Mario Kart 8
      – Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
      – Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
      (there’s at least one more that I know I’m forgetting)

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ooooooooooooo in 20 mins we will be hitting the 2 hour mark

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Also known as dinner time

      • EarthenWarrior

        i ate like an hour ago…and i gotta peeeee

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          We have such riveting conversations

          • EarthenWarrior

            Agreed *Unhinges my jaw and swallows a live gerbil*

      • The Last Kurusu

        I ate dinner at 3:00 I’ve been snacking since then the whole time except my orthodontist appointment (I got told I don’t need braces 😊)

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I’ll be back in a bit
    I leave you with this
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mA0qXcqYs

  • Games I need to play:
    – Paper Mario TTYD
    – Super Mario World
    – Startropics 1&2
    – Metroid Prime Series
    – MOARSTARDEWVALLEYINEEDTOHAVEABABYWITHMYBEAUTIFULWIFEABIGAIL
    – Yoshi’s Island
    – Fire Emblem Awakening
    – Kid Icarus Uprising
    – Deus Ex
    – System Shock
    – Bioshock
    – Halflife

    • thegreatcarbinkle

      YOU HAVENT PLAY YOSHI ISLAND AKA ONE OF BEST MARIO GAMES EVER

      • OKAY LIKE IM PLANNING TO PLAY A BUNCH OF GAMES
        I’m finishing Paper Mario this week or next week then moving on to probably Super Mario World. Afterwards I’m going to Yoshi’s Island during February and go from there.

      • Ben

        and Super Mario World?! :O

        • thegreatcarbinkle

          legendaries games only

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Play FE: Fates over awakening, it’s much better IMO. Plus it has multiple stories that vary in difficulty for all levels of players.

  • thegreatcarbinkle

    why do i have to work at 5 am tomorow ugh

  • MelloMori

    Holy crap! How big is Peliper?! Or how small is Ash? Seriously though how can he fly on that thing?

    https://youtu.be/ogn4ECkEK2w

    • Ultron

      Whaaaat Pelipper ride? :/

      • Ultron

        Side note: Yes, let’s keep 2 electric pokemon in your mouth. What’s a x4 weakness anyway?

    • EarthenWarrior

      Actually Pelipper can grow to roughly 4 feet tall which Ash is
      but the sizes i feel is just a average among the species so there could exists specially bred Pelipper used for Pokerides

      • MelloMori

        Fair enough, but still that’s kinda horrifying to think that this thing exist in the pokemon world. Something that could easily snag a small child in its mouth and fly off with it, being near impossible to catch.

        • EarthenWarrior

          well don’t forget Pokemon still have animal instincts so it would be natural that a human ranging from say a toddler or a young adult would naturally urge a pelipper to fly away merely by presence

    • Monkeyfuzz

  • Ben

    Event starts: “Hello, Nintendo fans. The Nintendo Switch is almost here. We would love for all of you to experience it but, as is the case with our consoles, they will be in short demand. So, to ease the pain of missing out on our consoles, we have only made one. Nintendo has partnered up with the government of 72 countries, and have created a system. There will be selected: ONE man and ONE woman from each major city within these countries. These lucky participants will be flown out to Tokyo where we have prepared a giant stadium filled with enemies and bosses from all your favorite Nintendo games. Except they can actually kill you. Whoever is left gets the Switch k BYEEEEEE.”

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

      If I die, at least I die in a boss battle.

    • Oh baby
      Bowser? Just tap the hammer
      Ganon? Time to get some tennis lessons before I head in.
      Giovanni? DOES THIS MEAN I GET REAL POKEMON?
      Mother Brain? Just a big dumb brain! POKE IT IN ITS STUPID EYEBALL
      Mike Tyson? … fuck no one is getting the switch

  • Hope this comes to the Switch

    https://youtu.be/hTBnJ3wqtZ0

  • The Last Kurusu
    • I’ve only played the 3D classics version of Kirby’s Adventure and loved it

      • Ben

        Kirby Super Star and Kirby’s Return to Dreamland are the best Kirby games, IMO.

        • The Last Kurusu

          Only played Triple Deluxe, Robobot, SuperStar Ultra, and Mass Attack

          I love all but Mass Attack

          • Ben

            Mass Attack was ehh.

            Super Star Ultra is also great. That and the original are among my favorite games of all time.

          • The Last Kurusu

            I love it because Mirror is available in it!

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Go play return to dreamland or superstar now, those are the best ones.

      • The Last Kurusu

        It’s Amazing!!!!!!! And the show is Awesome I own the Movie and the first 7 episodes of the show on DVD

    • EarthenWarrior

      Kirby has been digressing in a very painful slew of remakes and spin-offs

      • Ben

        Yeah, I used to be a huge Kirby fan but I haven’t bothered with the last three games. The series has lost its freshness. Return to Dreamland was the last great one.

        • The Last Kurusu

          Beetle was a great ability though?

      • The Last Kurusu

        He’s still awesome though

    • The Last Kurusu

      Fun Fact: Kirby is 8th longest running Nintendo game in history

    • thegreatcarbinkle

      crystal shard is the best game

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    GameStop is getting 20-30 pre orders per it seems

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      The entire company seems legit

      I know what you mean lol

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        I’m on mobile and texting fast oops

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          I’m ALWAYS on mobile, I’m just used to it at this point.

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            I’m always on computer

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I wish I was, but my poor laptop got pumped full of viruses somehow.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Well we’re boned

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        That’s a lot better then 3 lol

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Doesn’t mean anything to me, my area is getting tons of ice tomorrow, so I’ll be stuck home all weekend. Online is my one and only hope.

  • Was Sonic: Lost World any good? It had a neat style to it

    • EarthenWarrior

      That sailed like a brick in a toilet

    • More-LOL

      it wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone says, but like, it also wasn’t good as a sonic game

  • GUYS WHAT IF THEY HAD A BANJO-KAZOOIE STYLE ICE CLIMBERS GAME WITH DUCKHUNT DUO AS ANOTHER SET OF CHARACTERS?

    The mountain would have magical doors filled with small worlds with collectibles.

    • EarthenWarrior

      YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS but when i thought of it i got like a vision of Glover and Gex

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Inkling is a must.

      What if the switch presentation started with the smash flames intro and into a trailer before Kimishima even took stage? Lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      I want a new Toejam and Earl.

    • Ben

      Yes! They need to make another Ice Climber game.

    • Luigi301

      um…what? and all caps doesnt make it any better of an idea than it already is/isnt

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Ugh, I’m at that point where it’s so close to a special announcement that my mind can’t focus on anything but I have too much time left. If that makes sense.

  • ShinyXatu

    Good news guys. Apparently Amazon UK is limiting orders to one per customer. Let’s hope Amazon US is the same way: it might give us a fighting chance.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      Nes classic was one per customer and look what happened to that

      • ShinyXatu

        I have a good feeling that this won’t be as bad.

        • Kimishima EastGovnah

          I hope not I’m trying to get one day one and I’m just not gonna let some scalpers walk in and take them

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        The switch has like more than 10x more stock though

  • Ben

    My family just started watching Zootopia. Perfect way to pass the time 🙂

    • EarthenWarrior

      i loves Zootopia

      • i wanna fuck that bunny

        i mean the movie is fantastic I love it.

        • The Kirby Kurusu

          WTF?!

        • EarthenWarrior

          damn those curves

        • ShinyXatu

          Nice meme.

          • EarthenWarrior

            Dude…she might be telling the truth

          • nah its meme

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Is this Furry?

          • no its hip to fuck bees

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Oh good My friends hunt furries lovers and kill them

            Me no want Karen to gey killed by angry teens

          • EarthenWarrior

            Technically that’s just a form of Beastiality
            Being a furry means you identify as a Animal

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Oh they still kill them for some reason

          • EarthenWarrior

            i am sick to death of stupids being politically incorrect about Furries or the severe nationwide dislike for them
            my Cousin’s one of them and she’s picked on because of it

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            I honestly think they shouldn’t be picked on they are people too

          • EarthenWarrior
          • no?

          • EarthenWarrior

            yes

          • that’s otherkin.
            Furries are just a fandom for anthro animals

          • EarthenWarrior

            same thing

          • it really isnt

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Almost how I consider things like Gardevoir porn beastiality?

          • EarthenWarrior

            only by a technicality

          • My friend is a furry. At first i was furious but then I calmed down. She wasn’t hurting anywoof.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            😐. Why

          • Cuz furries are chill.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            No the pun anywoof

          • Look you will regret giving people like that a hard time. Mark my woof!

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Me no want hard time me don’t care if they like that or not

          • EarthenWarrior

            Honestly they’re harmless unless provoked
            if they give you any guff spritz them or tell them their tail is shoddy that usually shuts them up

          • Veiland K

            *cough cough

          • Ben

            I didn’t expect a post on Zootopia to lead me down this rabbit hole.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            😐 Why man

          • RABBIT HOLE STOP

          • Ben

            I couldn’t resist that pun.

          • Ben

          • EarthenWarrior

            Oh yolo

        • Luigi301

          thats really messed up

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Um…okay then.

        • thegreatcarbinkle

          i cant

        • Monkeyfuzz

          When you’re unfamiliar with a meme so you run away scared.

        • guys no im not serious
          http://i.imgur.com/CwSF8w5.gif

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            I can tell…
            Just playing along lol

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      I’m watching the movie Billy Madison so we both know the way and i love Zootopia

    • My favorite Disney movie 😀

      • Ben

        Everything about it is great. The animation, script, characters, voice acting, way they handle social issues. Fantastic movie!

  • Nickerton

    hi

  • Daedardus

    I got my preorder in from last July, I feel sorry for you guys…

    • EarthenWarrior

      what….

    • ShinyXatu

      Jokes on you friendo, I felt sorry for myself a long time ago.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Yeah I wish I would’ve jumped on it when places were taking pre-orders for the “NX”. TBF though, it was sorta risky.

  • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

    cant afford a switch so eh

    just hoping botw wii u wont be cancelled or delayed

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Speak of the devil, huh?

      • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

        me and shadow are the same person

  • I’m back after 3 days! I don’t have good news tho, or at least, I have yet another rumor that BotW Wii U fans won’t like ;(
    Was just at a mall’s GameStop. They told me that BotW for Wii U only might be cancelled. They no longer had the boxes for pre-orders anywhere in the store (and the sign for it removed), and they were calling people alerting them about the possibility of a refund.
    After questioning them, they told me that they were warned by their head of staff of the possibility. They also said pre-orders would begin tomorrow morning at 10 AM EST at the mall, 7 AM EST for non-mall locations.
    If you don’t believe me, you can call North Point Mall’s GameStop in GA.
    They didn’t have a price or a release date yet, though. They also said the reasoning behind the delay might be because they’re pushing the Switch version instead of the Wii U version.
    They’ll be waiting for the Switch direct as well for confirmation, so treat this as a RUMOR, not a leak. Even then, they could easily change their minds.
    There’s also the possibility of a delay, and the employee (which was a manager) could’ve heard differently from their CEO of that branch of GameStop.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I don’t believe that after advertising a game for years upon end that they would cancel a finished game to sell more switches, nintendo can be stupid, but they’ve got to be aware of how much backlash that would cause.

      • It’s possible considering it would be another grab to boost Switch sales (though at the cost of decreasing BotW sales for fans who can’t afford the Switch and those who are discouraged by the cancellation in the first place).

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          It’s possible, but would realisitically never happen.

          Feel free to prove me wrong. 😛

          • I want to be wrong because I have friends who can’t afford the Switch but can afford just buying the Wii U game, and I don’t want them to lose an opportunity to play Zelda.
            Although I do want a DELAY just to prove I’m sort of right for ego’s sake.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            yes please delay the wii u version so I can be spoiled woo

          • I didn’t mean it like that. I said just for ego’s sake.
            DON’T KILL ME PLZ

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Nah I’ll justkill myself

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Noooooo

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            Woooooooooooooooooooooo

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            xD
            We’ll find out soon.

    • Daedardus

      Nah, it will be delayed but still released, yet they won’t market in much capacity. There are still like twelve Wii U consoles out in the wild to sell the game to.

      • I think the delay is more likely and would make more sense, considering the backlash and the fact that the Wii U isn’t getting well received by non-Nintendo fans, since the frame rate isn’t….. super consistent.

      • Also hi! You’re the first mod I’ve met so far.

  • Luigi301

    ok can we talk about the content of the article or at least more about the switch with the presentation in less than 2 hours…not about furries please?

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      You must’ve missed the memo, but Nintendo has overtaken pokejungle for copyright strikes. This is now Nintendo Jungle.

      • More-LOL

        Please understand.

  • ShinyXatu

    I’m going to watch one of Nintendo’s past E3 conferences to pass the time. Which one will it be?

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      2005

    • The one that had TP.
      That one was so hype

      • Daedardus

        That youtube video still gives me the chills whenever I watch it.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I’m watching 2014 nintendo directs lol

    • Monkeyfuzz

      Reggie VS Iwata

    • Daedardus

      2008 is pretty good if you’re a masochist.

  • Luigi301

    the ridiculous comments i see here make it really hard to come back and chat. this is a pokemon site after all so there are probably younger viewers, i dont think its fair that some of this stuff is posted, this morning i saw a comment about half naked women and comparing them to Karen, and now I’m seeing posts about beastiality, and furries? i dont think some of the conversation here is appropriate. just my opinion

    • I like how the most recent comments weren’t talking about this, but now we are talking about this because you pointed it out.

    • Luigi301

      its hard to comment on the most random stuff, when you aren’t as frequent a user as everyone else

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      That’s fair, but on the other hand this is the internet, which should sadly but realistically give you all of the information you need.

    • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

      oh no the children of the internet are gonna lose their innocence

      • Luigi301

        you dont understand clearly. this is a pokemon related site, not 4chan. if you want to post idiotic posts, go there. just because its the internet is not a reason for everyone to become corrupted on every single site. and what is the point of mods if nobody is going to even try to do anything about it

        • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

          most 6 year olds have probably seen much worse but ok

        • Daedardus

          Complaining about doesn’t really help either. I’ll take action when it’s needed the coming hours. 🙂

    • Daedardus

      I just signed on, but if it’s really inappropriate, I’ll delete stuff and warn people about it from now on.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        TBF there’s nothing that out of the ordinary.

        • Luigi301

          and this is why there are rarely any new users

          • More-LOL

            rood

          • I’m a new user right here. I just joined 5 days ago.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            That’s not true in the slightest, but I don’t really wanna fight this.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            lol

          • Kimishima EastGovnah

            We have a good amount

          • Ultron

            If anything is keeping away new users, it’s our recurring troll.

          • Luigi301

            see? and you result to calling me a troll. every single time. not every user who disagrees is a troll.

          • SlightlyBlackMageYoshi

            he ain’t talking about you lmao

          • I think he was talking about the troll that was here a few days ago which he had to deal with. That speaks more volumes about you if you thought he was implying about you.

          • More-LOL

            He wasn’t talking about you, there is an actual troll that visits here daily

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            No no your not who he’s talking about he’s talking about Ziggy fartdust

          • Luigi301

            oh ok i know who you are referring to. i thought he was banned like 3 times. i dont even understand his idiotic arguments with sun and moon

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Yeah but don’t worry your not a troll here we just pissed you off a little far

          • Ultron

            I’m not talking about you lol

      • Daedardus

        For now, we’ll just move on and discuss things related to the Switch. (Hype levels: rising)

        • I already have a Switch meter for hype.
          It’s at –waiting patiently right now.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Hype levels: risen beyond points I thought possible

    • omg it was just a dumb joke like it wasnt even funny

    • Ultron

      I’ve only been gone for an hour and this is what I come back to? 😛

      • I personally think it’s only a problem because he pointed it out. I didn’t see what he’s talking about until then.

        • Ultron

          I usually just keep scrolling when people talk sexual, even jokingly

          • I mean, the first time I came here recently, a few days ago, there was a troll talking about Steven Universe and how it’s sexist and some stuff, and I ignored it and paid no attention to it until another person pointed it out all the way at the top in a new comment.

    • ShinyXatu

      The one about Karen was a meme and should be treated as such. The discussion about furries, from what I’ve read, is completely opinion-based. Because we have an event coming up very soon, the frequency of off-topic posts has to be expected. We can’t remove them all. Most of the comments are about the Switch, that’s the most important thing.

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        You would remove me how cruel 😢

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    It seems like GameStop will have a good amount one even has 50

    • Mine is only going to have 30 pre-orders available the first month of pre-orders 🙁

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Wait are they telling callers now?

      • Daedardus

        Take your tent and go camping right now.

        • At a mall GameStop? At North Point?
          I think I’m going to just call right before they’re supposed to open, and just keep calling.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Freezing rain could work in my favor….

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        That’s a still plenty better then the rumored 10

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Ooh. Maybe if my mom doesn’t skip work tomorrow then on the off chance that I can’t secure a pre-order tonight, then I can have her drop by gamestop on the way home (unless she gets iced in and can’t get home :P).

  • Monkeyfuzz

    Is there a Gif of Iwata’s nod at the end? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NcDZmmu9FM
    I need it

  • Ben

    This ad is so lame it’s hilarious.

  • Luigi301

    I’m ending it here. i didnt mean to start some kind of argument or dispute with what i said. i was just pointing out something I’ve noticed. This is exactly why i left for a while and came back around when sun and moon was being hyped and with the switch. the site isn’t what it used to be i hope everyone enjoys the presentation

    • Daedardus

      No, it’s ok. Sometimes there’s too much off topic discussion. But the complaining about it doesn’t always help, it’s best to wait for a mod to come online and to notify them.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Don’t leave, please! I just think you should recognize the reality of it and accept it.

      Also no, this place was plenty crude back in the XY days and such.

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      Don’t leave i’m sorry it’s is my fault for Furries talk (kind of) but Kirby i don’t apologize for Kirby is nintendo too but pls don’t leave

    • ShinyXatu

      I hear you loud and clear, don’t worry about that. I understand every complaint you have, and I will be more aware in the future. We just have to strike a balance between deleting occasional comments and censorship, y’know?

    • Monkeyfuzz

      It’s been worse tbf.

  • More-LOL

    Ok so question time amigos because I’m too lazy to do a time conversion. Is the thing in 30 minutes? or is it in an hour and 30 minutes?

    • More-LOL

      *ive decided to be very tired in the morning*

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I think it’s like an hour

    • Daedardus

      One hour and 21 minutes.

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Hmm, interesting

      • More-LOL

        bummed but I’ll still stay up I guess

  • EarthenWarrior

    An Hour and a half left
    Gentlemen ajust your collective loins

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I still need to make a bingo card and set credit card information, oops

  • Anybody else have a Switch bingo board?

  • SpectralSeraph

    What have I missed?

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Exponential hype levels

      • SpectralSeraph

        Cool, I don’t want to solve any equations tho

    • I started a shitfest again

      • SpectralSeraph

        Yay

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Go play your stupid nintendo and leave, karen

      • More-LOL

        Maybe if you would leave your stupid game thing at home more often

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        Don’t blame your self I’m also to blame

    • A small argument, SWITCH HYPE, BotW might not be on Wii U anymore, SWITCH HYPE, make a Switch bingo board, SWITCH HYPE, etc.

      • SpectralSeraph

        Huh….

    • EarthenWarrior

      i found a new cyst on my…
      Oh about Switch….
      So far everything is heating up, but i’d take this time to get steam sources open and pre-order windows up

      • SpectralSeraph

        Oh, coolz

        • EarthenWarrior

          but that cyst…is very much real

          • SpectralSeraph

            And if you touch a computer with it… it’s a Cystem shutdown

          • EarthenWarrior

            i lance it ever couple of months, there was this one time it popped and like a whole marble sized cavity was in the left

            you should’ve seen my carpet that night

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Vomits

          • SpectralSeraph

            (insert lenny face here)

          • EarthenWarrior

            no it was stained beyond repair

          • SpectralSeraph

            Oh boi, kinks?

          • EarthenWarrior

            only like……7? unless you count body areas kinks

          • SpectralSeraph

            Oh boi

  • More-LOL

    I just sneezed and feel like I broke my neck and my back for a split second… lol Yay for taking a nap in a weird position .-.

    • EarthenWarrior

      when i sneeze i feel my pelvis jump

      • Deerlia

        Is that what you mean by “Rock Wrecker?”

        • EarthenWarrior

          no just a joint problem….

          • Deerlia

            Ouch, sounds painful.

          • EarthenWarrior

            and i’m too phat….

    • More-LOL

      this is relevant, I took the nap to be prepared for the switch thing

  • SpectralSeraph

    I hope Pokken gets revived for switch

    • And it has the DLC that they’re refusing to give the Wii U

      • SpectralSeraph

        Plus a bit more
        Y’know, Like Golisopod, Golisopod, and Golisopod Libre

        • I don’t think we need more than 1 Golisopod.

          • SpectralSeraph

            Golisopod, Golisopod Libre, and Shadow Golisopod than

        • The Kirby Kurusu

          And Komala

      • Definitely,the game is great and we still haven’t gotten the dlc.If they port it to the Switch,they better give us the DLC.

        • SpectralSeraph

          Plus extras, I loved it

  • Daedardus

    The most interesting thing for me is that I’m looking at my stack of money I saved from all the past birthdays and Christmas, and wondering how much of it will be left coming March.

    • If BotW for Wii U ends up being cancelled/delayed, I’m going to be using the rest of the savings I made this summer from jobs on the Switch….

      • Daedardus

        Switch (250 euro)
        Pro Controller (50)
        Extra pair of JoyCons (50)
        Zelda: BotW (60)
        Mario 3D (60)
        Splatoon (?) (60)
        Mario Kart 8 Port (?) (60)
        Case (15)
        Portable usb-c charger (25)
        eShop credit (~25)

        March 17th will be one expensive day

        • Oh my.
          I… don’t think I’m going to be getting all that, maybe just Switch /w BotW, Pro controller, and a game I’m undecided about atm

          • Daedardus

            I’m going full in though. But don’t worry, I have like 1K in cash saved up just for gaming related expenses and quite a bit more than that in the bank for adult related expenses.

          • I’m saving money for grad school
            #FreshmanCollegePlans

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Lucky you got a preorder ;~;

          • Daedardus

            That’s awesome about the chain I buy from though, they open preorders quite early, and closer to release they’ll call you and offer to upgrade to all the special editions. Really entices customer loyalty.

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Lucky, I don’t have any local gaming stores that aren’t major retailers.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      I’ve been saving since christmas 2015, can’t wait to blow it all. It does me no good sitting in a drawer.

    • EarthenWarrior

      lets seeeeeee
      350$ in my emergency mustache box
      200+ in my Quarter jar (in quarters)
      and like 110$ in my tip jar

      and like 2.4k in my bank

      money ain’t an object

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Honestly I never been so hype I started dancing At work lol

    • ShinyXatu

  • Going off of Luigi’s tangent, am I the only new person the past month on here?

    • z̶i̶g̶g̶y̶

      • Wasn’t that the troll a few days ago

        • he never leaves…. unfortunately

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Not when I’m done *grabs nukes* time to hiroshima this guy!

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Did I go too far?

        • Monkeyfuzz

          Trolls are people too. Terrible people.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      There are a few people that come and then leave like two days later.

  • SpectralSeraph

    Me: (Studying)
    Me: (Mentally) YOU FORGOT TO GET THE YOGURT OUT OF THE FRIDGE YOU F**KHEAD

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      You have yogurt too I have frosted marshmellow flavored

      • SpectralSeraph

        Cool! I got caramel flavored :3

  • Any EST people on here with caffeine or food to keep you pepped for the Switch?

    • EarthenWarrior

      2 MTN dews in the fridge and some ice cream

    • Daedardus

      CET here, I went to bed at like 9 pm but now I can’t sleep anymore so I woke up even earlier than expected.

      • Daedardus

        Bad thing is that in no way I’m going to eat some crisps and drink soda at 4 am when I just woke up. I do have some apple juice and cheese though.

    • Coca-Cola Vanilla and Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts.
      And like 2 Blue Bell Vanilla Ice Cream.
      Let’s go boiz

  • ShinyXatu

    eShop is apparently down according to Etika’s stream. We’re entering full internet lockdown mode.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Watching the old press confrences like Xatu, and what is nintendo’s obsession with the right brain? xD

  • Deerlia

    To all Nintendo Employees on Pokejungle…
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GET BACK TO WORK!
    Love, Reggie.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Love, who?

      • What are you doing here, Reggie?
        You need to get to the conference, pronto!

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          It’s a Japanese conference so it’s unlikely any of the NOA employees will be there lol

          • I thought they still invited some of them if I’m not mistaken. They’re just not going to be presenting at all.

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Did they? I didn’t know that if they did. I figured it’d be more the Japanese peeps and then tomorrow for the Treehouse event they’d have the NOA guys do their thing.

          • Deerlia

            Shhhh, they don’t know that yet…

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Kimishima will be presenting, I’ll just be there to make more memes.

      • Deerlia

        Oh good, you can deliver it in person, Mister Reginator~

      • ShinyXatu

        Go back to kicking ass and taking names.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          That’s not a job, it’s a hobby.

          • Deerlia

            Then you aren’t trying hard enough, son!

      • Deerlia

        Purple Pikmin!

  • If LKD is right about any rumor, I want it to be about Mother 3.
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/84.gif

  • ShinyXatu

    Two guys in Guy Fawkes masks in a Nintendo-themed car were photographed near the Nintendo NYC event. That is a little bit scary.

    • Yeah but Guy Fawkes would mean expecting a huge leak from Anonymous or something, not terrorism.

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      What does that mean?

      • Guy Fawkes has a long history, but nowadays it’s associated with hackers, huge leakers like Anonymous, or anti-government peeps.
        At least, as far as I know. I mostly know it because V for Vendetta.

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Hmm, never heard of him honestly, but I recognize the mask.

        • You should totally see V for Vendetta it’s a great movie

  • TheWinterMonster6893

    Only an hour and a few minutes left lol

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      So close!

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        I swear to god if they really skimp out on how many units they ship out for the release and people are left waiting due to shortages I’ll be beyond pissed. I guess I’ll be pissed with or without the Switch hahaha

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    SO I’m just finishing up work and now I can go home and be hype with all of you <3

  • EarthenWarrior

    the hour of glory draws nigh, but i fear my body will give out halfway though

  • Silva Gunner the perfect way to spend time waiting

    • Deerlia

      Grandad 5ever!

    • Daedardus

      That’s the parody account right? It’s really amazing.

      • His rips are just so high quality!

        • Deerlia

          “If you know the words, you need to shoot yourself!”

    • Daedardus

      • Healing Fae

        the gamecube jingle is like the sound of my childhood! My god the gamecube had so many great games. And the N64

        I love nintendo

      • This one is perfect

  • The Kirby Kurusu

    Has anyone here read Catcher in the Rye?

    • Yes……..
      My opinion about it may be very… controversial, though.

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        I’ve read it as well it… Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkked!

        • It doesn’t suck, but I definitely dislike it… strongly.
          I can understand how influential it was, why it was banned for a time, and how people can get stuck to it like glue because of it being relatable……
          But I thought it was trash, I disliked the character way too much (thought he was annoying and super whiny), and being forced to read the book for 11th grade didn’t help things.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Its a bad book to me I gave up on it

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Yeah 11th grade is basically a time when you have annoying and whiny people around you 24/7. The idea of having to read an extremely boring book about another whiny asshole is a bit much hahaha

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      I pretended to read it when I was in high school. That’s basically it right? lol

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        Yep I read up to chapter 16 then said I hate this and gave up

        • TheWinterMonster6893

          I heard the opinions of others and read descriptions/synopsis’s online and that was good enough. Sounded annoyingly unpleasant and gave it a pass. Well as much of a pass as yo can when in school hahaha

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            He repeats “pronoun” really was at least 200 times during I actually crossed a few out on copy I have

    • EarthenWarrior

      Kill John Lennon…….

      • Deerlia

        Ok, you can only take a joke so far…

        • EarthenWarrior

          Kill John Lennon

          • Deerlia

            Only if he turns out to be Bambi…

          • EarthenWarrior

            kill John….i thought you’d be one of those wackadoos who doesn’t want bambi Dead

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            But dead bambi’s mom is what happened

          • Deerlia

            Bambi is a little snob, he gives us deer a bad name…

          • EarthenWarrior

            i’ll just kill ya both, happy?

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        ??? What

        • EarthenWarrior

          Kill John Lennon…

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Is that what happened with the guy who killed someone and said it was because of the book?

    • Ultron

      It’s a shit book.

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        Truth

        • Ultron

          The main character is so horrible and unlikable. All he does is call people a phony. YOU’RE A PHONY, BITCH

  • Veiland K

    Excuse me higher-ups in the Pokejungle system, could we have a full-length article of Switchmas tomorrow morning EST? I want to read it in the morning before school. Anyways, good night all, and to all a merry Switchmas!

  • hang on fam reloading on reaction gifs

  • Ben

    LESS THAN AN HOUR :0

  • Veiland K

    One question: Who is your all-time favorite Mon?
    Mine is Gliscor

    • Eevee 4 ever

    • Primarina and Lopunny

    • EarthenWarrior
      • Veiland K

        Well that one was obvious

      • TheWinterMonster6893

        I’ll give you this. Rhyperior in the anime is pretty freaking hotness lol

        • EarthenWarrior

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            Can’t say I care for the song, but that battle is cool lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            i dunno it inspires a lot of my fantasy battles
            but here’s one that gets my fire lit

          • TheWinterMonster6893

            These songs are so edgy hahaha Anyway love Excadrill too! Used one for my Black run. It was very fun lol

          • EarthenWarrior

            And it inspired my greatest Fakemon Combo move
            THE AERIAL DRILL CLAW
            Excadrill can only perform this attack when he has broken his very limit, he unleashes the most powerful Rockslide that literally cascades down pinning down the opponent
            he leaps high into the air and bores straight back down, and he shoots right back into the air with great height, he locks in and falls down with the power and speed of Aerial Ace, his outstretched claws shine with Metal Claw and finally using the momentum of Drill Run he rotates at blazing speeds into what could only be described as “a drill tipped heat seeking missile” he dives straight into the opponent and blitzes left and right the opponent finches every time. Finally Excadrill dives straight forward with all his strength, will and sheer determination he “disassembles” mid flight and the cyclone momentum is still at his clawtips and he STRIKES, the opponent is met with severe force that the land beneath them quivers at his awe-inspiring power

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        The fury

    • Lucario

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      Weavile All time greatest Pokémon

    • Daedardus

      Eevee: It represents finding out who you are, many possible choices ahead and then choosing to go into one direction.

      • Veiland K

        Or patting it’s head a lot and giving it beans

      • The Kirby Kurusu

        Sentimental value

      • *fangirl squeal*
        IT’S SO CUTE TOO
        But yeah, I like the choices too. It also relates to me and how many choices I have ahead of me for stuff in college, and it’s like making a great decision, but no matter what I choose I’m going to be happy with it.
        BUT IT’S SO CUTE THO

    • Healing Fae

      Mine change like monthly, but like the entire fairy type and almost all the ghosts and dragons.

      Swirlix, Shiinotic, Alolan Ninetales and Banette are at the top though

      • EarthenWarrior

        Slut

        • If loving too many pokemon makes me a slut then so be it

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Better then a whore i got alot at my school

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Same thing?

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Nah whore has sex alot for money sometimes

            Slut is a person who dresses inappropriate and most likely has lots of sex

            I think this is true

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Yeah, in a literal meaning on the word, but as an insult they’re used interchangebly.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Oh gotcha

          • I dont know anything about that but a got a whore bunch of hype!

      • Veiland K

        But one tho

        • Healing Fae

          Swirlix

  • ShinyXatu
    • MY HYPE METER ALREADY BROKE

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      PLEASE TELL ME WHO THAT IS I’M NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY COWORKERS

      • Doesn’t work at Nintendo. He’s a Wall Street Journal reporter

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          NOT MY COWORKERS BUT STILL HYPE

  • I love this. Like actually and unironically

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      Same, it’s my favorite SM64 track.

    • Healing Fae

      why????

      • Healing Fae

        why am I still listening to it!??!?!?

    • I love Silva’s Alpha Mixs of Pokemon soundtracks too much

    • Daedardus

      I think the athletic theme mixup with witch doctor takes the cake though.

      • That is what set me on this wild wide.
        I was listening to the athletic theme and saw that there was another version. Then I realized it was Silva.

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    Uh-oh, my mom said that I can’t preload credit card info onto amazon or other sites (she’s afraid I’ll abuse it, which I guess is a reasonable concern), so I’ll just have to be fast with loading in information.

    • Daedardus

      Can’t you add it five minutes before and then delete it afterwards immediately?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        I guess so? I don’t want to push it, she’s already doing me a favor by letting me use it to begin with.

        • Daedardus

          Yeah, better listen to her. I hope you can get one in though!

          • Reggie (Ithsme)

            Haha thanks! I’m hoping my quick typing can make up for my slow computer!

  • Ben
  • ShinyXatu
    • Guy at the back of the line is probably not going to get one.

      • I have a dark humor joke for this, but it’s really bad and also too far.

        • The Kirby Kurusu

          I have bad joke its in Japan right?

          • No, mine is much worse than that.

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Oh lord lets hear it…

            Ok guys blame me for this I’m asking for it

          • Veiland K

            You got it

          • Shooting at Tokyo Line: Random Guy who had been waiting for hours was told they were out. Over 1,000 dead, person last seen holding a brand new Switch and shooting wildly

          • The Kirby Kurusu

            Oh lord

    • Veiland K

      Who is EtikaWNetwork?

      • Etika is a popular Nintendo streamer.
        I’ve seen him for the Cloud reveal reaction and stuff.

      • ShinyXatu

        A guy who makes Nintendo videos. I do not recommend this channel for children.

    • TheWinterMonster6893

      Love how you used the Tweet where he didn’t say the N word. good censoring on your part hahaha

  • Reggie (Ithsme)

    I don’t care if it’s not related to switch presentation hype, but I always watch this when I’m hyped.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fL6QuYi3rpo

    • Healing Fae

      the hype levels of this trailer are off the charts

  • Ben
    • This is Shiggy
      Back together
      And I’m never going down at the hands of the likes of you
      Because I’m so much better
      And every part of me is saying “please do not do that”
      The two of us ain’t gonna follow your rules.
      Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
      Let’s go, just me and you.
      Let’s go, just one on two.

      • Ben

        “And every part of me is saying ‘please do not do that'”

        lolololololz xD

    • I need to watch SU so bad, but I recognize this from Stronger Than You because I watched that video 1,000 times >_<

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    Great my laptop is refusing to work

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      Nooooo

    • Reggie (Ithsme)

      NOOOOOOOO
      That’s really unfortunate, hopefully your phone can get a preorder.

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        This always happen

        • Reggie (Ithsme)

          Best of luck to you, boss

      • Veiland K

        Meh, I’m not gonna pre-order, just gonna wait till I can get one once the hype dies down a bit.

    • son of a switch…

    • ShinyXatu

      Better switch to a new machine.

    • EarthenWarrior

      Find a new God

  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    guess who punched his laptop and it started working…. THIS GUY

    • I don’t know why you’re on a laptop. Aren’t you presenting in 38 min?

      • Reggie (Ithsme)

        Nah karen’s doing it.

      • Prez needs to monitor pre-order and hype levels while presenting…

      • Daedardus

        Actually, they are using hologram technology to let Iwata present.

    • Daedardus

      Don’t switch it off now.

      • Kimishima EastGovnah

        I love all these puns, this is my heaven now

    • You took it Directly to them!

    • Monkeyfuzz
  • Kimishima EastGovnah

    this is my hype song

  • Healing Fae

    35 minutes fam

  • EarthenWarrior

  • THE YOUTUBE LINK IS LIVE NOW
    https://youtu.be/uuC4YLLkqME

  • ShinyXatu

    Stream is up everyone, let’s GO GO GO!
    http://www.nintendo.com/switch/

  • ShinyXatu

    I’m about to eat dinner faster than I ever have in my entire life.

    • Ben

      Taking 25 minutes to eat = faster than you ever have in your entire life? 😛

    • The Kirby Kurusu

      You can’t beat me

    • Daedardus

      This video shows everything that’s wrong with the Wii u, who the hells wanted a tablet add on?

  • IT’S NOT GOING BUT IT’S PLAYING THE ORIGINAL SWITCH MUSIC FFFFFFFFF

  • Healing Fae

    I heard zelda in the stream for sure. Also the comments on the side are flying so fast its just a blur

  • DO YOU GUYS REALIZE ITS 30 MINUTES UNTIL GAMING IS CHANGED FOREVER BECAUSE I JUST DID

  • Brb goona watch a Vinesause video and then come back for the hype then leave again to watch then cry a bit because holy shit this is happening and it’s beautiful

  • “There will be a Smash port, there will be no new Smash characters, and I’m also a known troll.”

  • Ben

    The NX!!!

  • EarthenWarrior

    Ok….deep deep breaths Earthen, you just gotta remember refresh Amazon every minute of boring stuff

  • Ben

    You know what excites me the most? A two-year period of rumors will finally come to an end.

  • EarthenWarrior

    20 Mins

  • Healing Fae

    I’m hunting for shiny Vulpix while I wait… for the 5th time.

  • They’re showing stuff GET HYPED

  • Daedardus
  • ShinyXatu

    I’m ready.

    BRING IT ON NINTENDO, GIVE US ALL YOU GOT!

  • ShinyXatu

    I’m shaking so bad guys, holy crap. I haven’t been this hyped since E3 2014.

    • Kimishima EastGovnah

      me too!

  • ShinyXatu

    One final Animal Crossing song before the event. Let’s hope the stars have aligned in my favor tonight. Godspeed.

  • https://youtu.be/hXGx4CJ1KC0

    WOW YOU GO BIG GUY

  • ShinyXatu

    I suppose this moment is the calm before the storm.

  • ShinyXatu

    WHERE IS EVERYONE?

  • LOL
    • Charl Francois Marais

      That’s funny but did you fail to notice that the Pokémon Breeders in Sun&Moon look exactly like the (forgot the trainer class) farming dad and daughter in DPPt?

  • Ricardo Jorge

    You simply don’t call Facts based on rumors.

  • Sharondbennett

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